The Oregon Trail, Little Miss Muffet, "Mulan Rouge!"

We'll load up the wagon and travel the Oregon Trail, sit down with Little Miss Muffet, and call Crime Stoppers on Tom, Tom, The Piper's Son. We'll also have "Mulan Rouge" in a movie before-and-after, and Eeyore: The Musical debuts on Broadway.

Show Notes

Head to Matt's General Store, buy some supplies, and head out on the Oregon Trail. (Remember, don't ford the river just because the average depth is 3 feet.) In the news, Scrooge McDuck becomes the latest billionaire headed to space, and London Bridge collapsed on a troll when a jumbo billy goat crosses. Plus Little Miss Muffet, Tom Tom The Piper's Son, and the new crossover movie, "Mulan Rouge!"

What is Not Your Mother's Goose?

Welcome to Topher Goggin's totally irreverent, mega-sarcastic fairy tale recaps for grown-ups, with laugh out loud "news" stories thrown in for good measure. This is definitely not your mother's goose.