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I got it, I don't know why you do that.
I'm so confused.
Not because it's just cool, that's what
you're supposed to do in your Hollywood,
like we are.
And I couldn't be Wolfman, I guess.
Dealing with other people's nastiness.
I did my hair for the first time in a
week and almost a half.
We've always struggled,
I feel like as a couple.
I mean, bending is a
relative term at this point.
It's certainly not
the romantic sexy stuff.
Like, hey, I'm gonna ruin Valentine's Day
and then Sean's birthday the next day
after, surgery is at you,
it throws sicknesses at you,
it throws troubles at you.
Yeah.
And you work on it together.
They have not complained much.
And they're shocked that
dad knows how to do it.
Somehow I made it.
I know.
The kids' heads almost popped off.
Yeah, you definitely
one-upped me on that.
There's always a healthy
competition there to be able.
I like eating it.
Yeah, and I love cooking.
Yeah, so it's a good mix.
It's a good mix.
I'm so glad you went there.
Yeah.
You used to get super
frustrated with pancakes.
Pancakes are my Achilles heel.
They're just pancakes.
Like...
Yeah.
I mean, you can't eat
the wiener dog, right?
They're shaken from the
cold or nerves, but...
Right.
Then she had the
zoomies for like 30 minutes.
The zoomies.
I do.
I'll never forget someone told a story
once of a kid that went to college
that had no idea how to do laundry when
they got to college.
Yeah, that was me.
I'm like, I'm the chief
laundry officer of my house.
Yeah.
Oh, definitely.
Is he yellow?
Yeah, she does.
She likes to stink.
She does.
My book of accomplishments.
A man to see his smile when
he came through that door.
They know there's a little
bit of a high bar to live up.
I hope that our listeners are thinking of
their own kids right now.
You're living your life, and you've done
something now that I've never done.
Yeah, probably one of the most powerful
emotions as a parent.
It's like a balloon.
I do like it, though.
I'm not gonna lie. It's like, hey, we
have high expectations.
Boom.
They load this book.
You don't have a bowling trophy, dad.
I'm like, actually, I do.
Right?
Yeah, that's how math works.
Yeah.
Well, maybe that's why
I've never been invited.
He's gonna need
therapy to bring that down.
They just like the fact that
people kind of stare at them.
I'm a gamer, man.
Cold-blooded.
There's a reason why I
use that song all the time.
It's ice in the veins.
Ironically, I was talking to--
I'll have to defend that.
It was a dumpster fire.
Don't you put that on me, Bobby.
No.
I'm gonna guess it's--
I'm beating you.
You're beating me.
Yeah.
Trash.
Yeah.
I'm gonna drink some
bourbon, drink some wine.
We're gonna go to bed, and we're gonna
get up and do it tomorrow.
Mm.
That'd be great.
Mm.
Oh. Need to be a gamer. Mm.
Oh.
Need a vacation.
Yes.
We will-- you know, we
can Mr. Rogers this, and--
I'll have more to
talk about, and so will--
So will you.
See you in castles.