1 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,708 [MUSIC] 2 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:07,375 I got it, I don't know why you do that. 3 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:08,458 I'm so confused. 4 01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:10,791 Not because it's just cool, that's what 5 01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:12,083 you're supposed to do in your Hollywood, 6 01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:12,708 like we are. 7 01:00:12,958 --> 01:00:16,375 And I couldn't be Wolfman, I guess. 8 01:00:16,375 --> 01:00:17,708 Dealing with other people's nastiness. 9 01:00:18,333 --> 01:00:20,416 I did my hair for the first time in a 10 01:00:20,416 --> 01:00:22,166 week and almost a half. 11 01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:24,208 We've always struggled, 12 01:00:24,208 --> 01:00:25,125 I feel like as a couple. 13 01:00:25,791 --> 01:00:27,166 I mean, bending is a 14 01:00:27,166 --> 01:00:28,666 relative term at this point. 15 01:00:28,833 --> 01:00:29,750 It's certainly not 16 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,291 the romantic sexy stuff. 17 01:00:31,625 --> 01:00:33,000 Like, hey, I'm gonna ruin Valentine's Day 18 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,125 and then Sean's birthday the next day 19 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,833 after, surgery is at you, 20 01:00:35,833 --> 01:00:37,125 it throws sicknesses at you, 21 01:00:37,125 --> 01:00:38,708 it throws troubles at you. 22 01:00:38,708 --> 01:00:38,916 Yeah. 23 01:00:39,291 --> 01:00:40,375 And you work on it together. 24 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:42,875 They have not complained much. 25 01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:44,416 And they're shocked that 26 01:00:44,416 --> 01:00:45,416 dad knows how to do it. 27 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:46,833 Somehow I made it. 28 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:47,291 I know. 29 01:00:47,583 --> 01:00:49,791 The kids' heads almost popped off. 30 01:00:50,291 --> 01:00:51,625 Yeah, you definitely 31 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:52,750 one-upped me on that. 32 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:53,958 There's always a healthy 33 01:00:53,958 --> 01:00:55,375 competition there to be able. 34 01:00:55,500 --> 01:00:56,458 I like eating it. 35 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:57,208 Yeah, and I love cooking. 36 01:00:57,416 --> 01:00:58,208 Yeah, so it's a good mix. 37 01:00:58,250 --> 01:00:59,000 It's a good mix. 38 01:00:59,333 --> 01:01:00,583 I'm so glad you went there. 39 01:01:01,041 --> 01:01:01,250 Yeah. 40 01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,958 You used to get super 41 01:01:02,958 --> 01:01:03,916 frustrated with pancakes. 42 01:01:04,916 --> 01:01:06,500 Pancakes are my Achilles heel. 43 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:08,000 They're just pancakes. 44 01:01:08,333 --> 01:01:08,541 Like... 45 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:09,291 Yeah. 46 01:01:09,583 --> 01:01:11,125 I mean, you can't eat 47 01:01:11,125 --> 01:01:12,208 the wiener dog, right? 48 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:13,166 They're shaken from the 49 01:01:13,166 --> 01:01:14,125 cold or nerves, but... 50 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:14,708 Right. 51 01:01:15,166 --> 01:01:15,583 Then she had the 52 01:01:15,583 --> 01:01:16,958 zoomies for like 30 minutes. 53 01:01:18,125 --> 01:01:18,708 The zoomies. 54 01:01:19,083 --> 01:01:19,500 I do. 55 01:01:19,666 --> 01:01:21,000 I'll never forget someone told a story 56 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:22,916 once of a kid that went to college 57 01:01:23,375 --> 01:01:25,041 that had no idea how to do laundry when 58 01:01:25,041 --> 01:01:25,541 they got to college. 59 01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:26,208 Yeah, that was me. 60 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:28,625 I'm like, I'm the chief 61 01:01:28,625 --> 01:01:30,166 laundry officer of my house. 62 01:01:30,541 --> 01:01:30,750 Yeah. 63 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:31,250 Oh, definitely. 64 01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:31,583 Is he yellow? 65 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:32,625 Yeah, she does. 66 01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:33,041 She likes to stink. 67 01:01:33,416 --> 01:01:33,791 She does. 68 01:01:34,625 --> 01:01:36,250 My book of accomplishments. 69 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:39,458 A man to see his smile when 70 01:01:39,458 --> 01:01:40,541 he came through that door. 71 01:01:41,083 --> 01:01:41,958 They know there's a little 72 01:01:41,958 --> 01:01:43,666 bit of a high bar to live up. 73 01:01:44,125 --> 01:01:46,041 I hope that our listeners are thinking of 74 01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:47,250 their own kids right now. 75 01:01:47,250 --> 01:01:48,750 You're living your life, and you've done 76 01:01:48,750 --> 01:01:50,250 something now that I've never done. 77 01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,083 Yeah, probably one of the most powerful 78 01:01:52,083 --> 01:01:53,166 emotions as a parent. 79 01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,000 It's like a balloon. 80 01:01:54,333 --> 01:01:55,416 I do like it, though. 81 01:01:55,416 --> 01:01:57,791 I'm not gonna lie. It's like, hey, we 82 01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:58,583 have high expectations. 83 01:01:59,291 --> 01:01:59,500 Boom. 84 01:02:00,958 --> 01:02:02,500 They load this book. 85 01:02:03,166 --> 01:02:04,708 You don't have a bowling trophy, dad. 86 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:06,791 I'm like, actually, I do. 87 01:02:08,125 --> 01:02:08,333 Right? 88 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:10,541 Yeah, that's how math works. 89 01:02:10,791 --> 01:02:11,000 Yeah. 90 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:12,291 Well, maybe that's why 91 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:13,083 I've never been invited. 92 01:02:14,416 --> 01:02:14,791 He's gonna need 93 01:02:14,791 --> 01:02:15,875 therapy to bring that down. 94 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:17,625 They just like the fact that 95 01:02:17,625 --> 01:02:18,666 people kind of stare at them. 96 01:02:18,666 --> 01:02:19,500 I'm a gamer, man. 97 01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:20,541 Cold-blooded. 98 01:02:21,083 --> 01:02:21,833 There's a reason why I 99 01:02:21,833 --> 01:02:22,833 use that song all the time. 100 01:02:23,416 --> 01:02:23,750 It's ice in the veins. 101 01:02:24,083 --> 01:02:28,750 Ironically, I was talking to-- 102 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:29,416 I'll have to defend that. 103 01:02:30,291 --> 01:02:33,000 It was a dumpster fire. 104 01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:35,541 Don't you put that on me, Bobby. 105 01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:36,000 No. 106 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:37,000 I'm gonna guess it's-- 107 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,583 I'm beating you. 108 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:38,541 You're beating me. 109 01:02:38,750 --> 01:02:38,958 Yeah. 110 01:02:39,541 --> 01:02:39,833 Trash. 111 01:02:40,375 --> 01:02:40,583 Yeah. 112 01:02:40,833 --> 01:02:41,375 I'm gonna drink some 113 01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:42,333 bourbon, drink some wine. 114 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,166 We're gonna go to bed, and we're gonna 115 01:02:43,166 --> 01:02:43,958 get up and do it tomorrow. 116 01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:45,041 Mm. 117 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:46,000 That'd be great. 118 01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:47,916 Mm. 119 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:50,625 Mm. 120 01:02:50,625 --> 01:02:51,208 Oh. Need to be a gamer. Mm. 121 01:02:52,708 --> 01:02:52,750 Oh. 122 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:54,166 Need a vacation. 123 01:02:54,708 --> 01:02:54,916 Yes. 124 01:02:55,750 --> 01:02:56,958 We will-- you know, we 125 01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:58,625 can Mr. Rogers this, and-- 126 01:02:58,708 --> 01:02:59,500 I'll have more to 127 01:02:59,500 --> 01:03:01,125 talk about, and so will-- 128 01:03:01,416 --> 01:03:02,041 So will you. 129 01:03:03,666 --> 01:03:04,208 See you in castles.