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ladies and gentlemen

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Guys and Dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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something real nice to sip on and comfy

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to slip on

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cause it's time for smut Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hi everybody and welcome to smut Club

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hey y'all I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and

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as we said this is smart Club yep you

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know

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if if you're on this episode this

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probably isn't your first one you know

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what we're doing here yep

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um but welcome we're glad you're here

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today I'm drinking I actually Hannah I'm

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cheating on bota box

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and I felt a little guilty about it not

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that Boda Box gives a [ __ ]

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they're fine but I'm like it we're not

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sponsored by motobox but it'd be a lot

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cooler if we were but also I'm not

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drinking bota box

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so um we're not sponsored by hijinks

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either but it'd be a lot cooler if we

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were Hannah's drinking Moto box I am

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I didn't know that Chelsea brought me my

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already poured beverage so

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it's a pretty heavy pour it is a little

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like part of me wants you to drink all

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of it while you review this book but

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then part of me is also like will that

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go off the rails we're gonna find out we

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will find out at least we have goals and

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you know the goals as we move into this

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episode that I finish this also I meant

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to tell you your manicure and pedicure

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look very nice thank you I specifically

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noted them earlier thank you self-care

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for the win last night I had had a

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little bit of wine and I was like Matt I

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was trying to do a nude nail color and

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when the lights are lower it's very much

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nude but it's a little more peachy in

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the light and he goes he did a really

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good job honey and then I was like you

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did it yourself no but I picked the

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color and I was really proud of it

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I was going to call it like a light

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pumpkin it is that's a good yes yeah

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it's a light pumpkin and I I was like

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thank you and you know what it matches

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my underwear too and he was like yep

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basically invisible honey you did a

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really great job

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I was like thanks honey like that was

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the affirmation I was looking for

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I was like oh like my heart was so warm

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and that's how I knew I needed to go to

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sleep

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you went too far your heart was warm

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from the compliment or the wine or both

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a little column a little column B yeah

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touche yeah all right what book are we

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reviewing today the last eligible

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billionaire by Pippa Grant

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we love a good billionaire book and we

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really do all these like 20 maybe 30

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year old billionaires that like

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it's nepotism

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yeah and yet they're like I've worked my

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ass off to get here I'm like you got an

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internship at your daddy's company and I

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don't even know what this book is oh no

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that tracks 100 yeah but they're like

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have you read this

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I've read a lot of books with

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billionaire that I don't okay I was

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dying laughing one of my co-workers text

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me last night and was like Chelsea have

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you read anything by Carla Sorensen or

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whatever her name is and I was like

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I think so let me check and I like open

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Goodreads and then I text her back I was

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like yeah so I've read like nine books

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by her she's like nine and I was like

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well she's written a lot of books they

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were series like don't make me feel

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weird about it apparently they like live

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in the same town and she like has like a

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mutual connection she's like let me know

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uh make a introduction for you and I was

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like oh I was like well we've we've

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pissed off a couple authors

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we have a little bit I was like I don't

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for the sake of your windows because I

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don't live in the same state as this

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co-worker I was like for the sake of

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your windows not getting busted in in

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this introduction

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yeah maybe we'll leave it but I also

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feel like all of Carla's books are like

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that like they're all like sweet Sports

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romance right right where you know what

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to expect I like feel that with like

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billionaire books as well right you're

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roughly like I don't I don't know what's

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comfortable yes

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and this is no exception and we are

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you know we're bimbos for billionaires

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and I feel like we've settled into it

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is that going to be in our future merch

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oh my God those for billionaires yes it

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should be

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um transfer trillionaires

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um is it not so meat cute by Megan Quinn

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I don't know I've read so much Megan

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Quinn lately I've been on a Megan Quinn

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binge I Can't Tell You Why

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so the girl is like walking down the

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street looking for a rich husband and

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the other dude is walking down the

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street

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looking for a fake fiance but she's like

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read an article I'm like how to get a

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rich man or something and they're like

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braids the answer is brave what

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I feel like Megan Quinn's books out of

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they are out of [ __ ] pocket

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it's the the truest thing like there are

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some things that have like because you

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and I have text about like the one yeah

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with the blow job yep where the girl was

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like I'm really insecure about myself

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and like my partner always put me down

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sexually

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and then her first time ever giving this

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guy a [ __ ] she puts her finger up his

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ass it is it is a hard left the whole

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time and it's not even just the the

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sexual things in her book

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in her books because I texted you last

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night about the one I'm reading right

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now where like it's this group of

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friends and it's based on the Atlanta

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Braves basically but they're called the

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Atlanta Warriors I just read it because

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it was set in Atlanta I was like oh that

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might be fun you're like I live in

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Georgia this is great yeah I lived in

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Atlanta for a long time this will be fun

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um yeah so it's all these baseball

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players it's like group of friends

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whatever and this girl's

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fiance is a special operator for the U.S

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military and his plane goes down and he

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dies three days before their wedding and

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then two years later she's been wild now

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but she decides she's ready to like get

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better and whatever so she makes dinner

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for this guy who's really interested in

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her and has invited him over to her

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house and she opens the door and it's

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her dead fiancee I was like what the

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what did you read one true loves

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um by um

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who wrote Daisy and the six I don't

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or Taylor Jenkins read or something I

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could also be very off on this and I

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have my phone but I'm not going to check

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I'm just going to live I'm I'm just you

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know just going to live I was gonna say

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like the 90s or like before the internet

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but then I was like no I'm just going to

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husband had died on a trip or something

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and then years later she's like dating

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someone about to be engaged I don't

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remember something and then the guy her

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husband hadn't died but he like was like

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surviving on an island and had finally

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made his way back like Castaway style a

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little bit like like came back like had

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missing fingers I don't know it was a

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long time since I read it

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but it was one of those where then she's

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like trying to reconcile who she is in

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her new life since leaving him it was a

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little bit more like poignant and a

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little less like rom-commy yeah I mean

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this isn't ROM call me it's just

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straight soap opera e it's not very

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poignant it's not there's not a lot of

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depth there and there's not a lot of

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depth in the book review of today yes we

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could continue on this whole entire

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thing but the last eligible billionaire

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Pippa Grant so

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I really enjoyed this book and I wanted

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to review it for a little while but I

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kept putting it off because like the

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magic of this book is in the like banter

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it's in the one-liners and so you miss a

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lot of the like magic okay that's how I

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felt when we reviewed my killer vacation

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like I was like as I was reviewing it I

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was like I'm doing this book a

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disservice yeah because I can't capture

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the quick wit and the banter exactly so

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I'm gonna do my best but we'll see how

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it goes we forgive you in advance thank

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you I appreciate it and you should

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forgive yourself

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I'll work on it it's a journey

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every day a therapist trust the process

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um Haze is our main man okay

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um and we open with him he is arriving

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he has this like secret beach house and

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um in Maine and he's wanting some down

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time he is coming from his brother's

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wedding and immediately prior to that he

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um An Unexpected death in the family and

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of his cousin that he was tight with so

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he was at a funeral and then a wedding

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and he is like apparently introvert to

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the max his social battery is done he's

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over it so he's going to his beach house

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to like recharge and have some alone

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time and he's exhausted

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um and so he uh gets to the house and he

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finds it trashed there is like clothing

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everywhere the refrigerator door is

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standing open there's like it's just a

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disaster so he is like some like oh oh

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never mind this question doesn't matter

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I mean I kind of did I'm gonna ask it

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anyway I changed my mind like someone

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partied there trash or like a storm came

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through partied okay yeah and um what I

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loved about the like

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the introduction to Haze in this is that

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when he gets there and he finds the

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fridge door open the thing that enrages

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him more than apparently somebody has

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broken into his house is that there was

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a cheesecake in the refrigerator that is

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now ruined and he finds that unfucking

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acceptable like his rage level goes like

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I already like Hayes so high so I feel

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the same about cheesecake

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right yeah it's a passion so he hears

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music and he follows it up to his

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bedroom in his bathroom where he hears

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the worst singing he's ever heard in his

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life and

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um he discovers an intruder in the

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bathroom and she's got some kind of goop

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on her face she is wearing his silk robe

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wide open trying to shave her vagina

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with her hair up in a towel

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um

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and

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so for some reason at this point Pippa

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decides to rather than tell us what the

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[ __ ] is going on she explains more about

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Hayes family history so his mother

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doesn't matter I mean it will damn it I

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just want to know what's going on I was

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trying to decide like should I tell you

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and then but I'm just gonna take you out

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on the journey when Kristin Ashley

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starts like going on about someone's

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wardrobe I was like that man does not

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look at like I'm like the way she

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describes the men looking at women's

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clothing no I'm like okay and I was like

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hey just get there faster Kristen just

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get there faster no this is relevant and

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important so his mom has been trying to

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set him up with someone trying to marry

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him off and he is over it he wants no

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part of it

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um

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his family is some kind of like Disney

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Hallmark

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situation media conglomerate yeah so

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they have these like cute little

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hallmarky type movies that are very like

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um

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non-controversial very like easy fun but

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they also have a theme park for some

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reason so I don't know so

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did I read this book no because I feel

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like I just read one where I was very

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confused because it was another like

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media conglomerate where they were like

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theme parks yeah and shows

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so okay and I

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did I read this

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I don't think I did but this sounds the

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family Dynamic is this a series

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no well [ __ ] man okay we're just gonna

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keep rolling so um oh I'm sorry she

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wasn't shaving she was waxing my notes

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say waxing her bachango

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have you ever tried to home wax not my

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bajango

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I wasn't going

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did you get there anyway

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I'll just there was wax everywhere like

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so my sister

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my sister's a stylist my sister like

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does what like as she had the home

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waxing stuff and she had historically

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like done my legs for me and she was

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like I'm too busy but it's not that hard

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here's my setup so I took it home to

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Tobias Funke on Arrested Development

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with the blue paint where I was like I

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just kept finding like sticky things

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everywhere I was like this

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this was harder than I anticipated and

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Messier yeah yeah it was like

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I I thought the wax would be easier to

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control than it was no okay so she she

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wasn't trying to shave what oh I have

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questions about did none of these

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questions matter I mean you can ask them

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like did she bring her own waxing kit

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did he have waxing supplies there I

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imagine she brought her own because

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we're gonna she she was trying to do a

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home Spa thing because she had a mask

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and whatever

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um or it could also be like the um

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pre-made waxing strips where you're not

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doing the hot wax right we were once on

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family vacation and my family told me I

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had a mustache and then when they were

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buying groceries they bought me waxing

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strips for life

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or is it honest and helpful Hannah was

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it honest and helpful it can be both

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mean and helpful

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like fair enough when my sister cut all

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of her hair off and dyed it brown and

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then when she came home from college and

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it was greasy and I told her she looked

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like Snape

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like it was a hard truth but it really

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felt like no one else was was going to

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be brave enough to tell her yeah if you

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can't be honest with your sisters who

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can you be honest with really exactly

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yeah so like

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here's the thing was it a little mean

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sure did I have a mustache

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also yes

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it was actually very nice of them to buy

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four

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and over the years so it's like stocking

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stuffers at Christmas they'll put in

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like the little like little the little

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tiny razors yeah the face razors they'll

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put those in

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so thoughtful it is yeah yeah we're a

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hairy family hmm as long as you know

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that about yourselves right we're a

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supportive but hairy people

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okay so she's trying to homework she is

390
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she is trying to home wax her lady bits

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and he goes to confront her and she

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starts flipping the [ __ ] out and

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throwing anything she can grab at him

394
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including an electric toothbrush

395
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and she's screaming marshmallow at the

396
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top of her lungs and he is like is this

397
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some kind of weird sex thing is

398
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marshmallow a safe word I don't

399
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understand what is happening right now

400
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um and yeah yeah her tits are waving in

401
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the wind this this robe is wide open

402
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he's getting full frontal green [ __ ] all

403
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over her face it's a mess and um

404
00:17:10,799 --> 00:17:15,959
he realizes all of a sudden I don't know

405
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why he didn't pick this up when she

406
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initially started screaming but he

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realizes like oh my God she's terrified

408
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of me right now maybe I should calm down

409
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so he like pulls back a little bit

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um well that's good insight and she's

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like I rented this house and he's like

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no you didn't because it's mine and

413
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she's like no I I paid for it and um

414
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as they are having this argument

415
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um a dog apparently marshmallow comes

416
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flying out of nowhere trying to attack

417
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him

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so that's our that's our opener that's

419
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our opener

420
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:58,320
so Brandon is

421
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sitting here lovingly looking in my eyes

422
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he really is and he I'm sorry to

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interrupt you you're the worst attack

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dog

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he would like

426
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whenever he barks at people walking past

427
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:15,539
it's never to be protective

428
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,640
it's always because he wants to alert

429
00:18:15,539 --> 00:18:20,039
them to his presence just in case they

430
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:23,580
want to come become his new best friend

431
00:18:20,039 --> 00:18:25,260
yeah what about Indy

432
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um Andy

433
00:18:25,260 --> 00:18:31,440
has a pretty mean bark and she can be

434
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:33,600
she can be pretty intimidating but the

435
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:36,360
issue is and this has happened a couple

436
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of times like once she hopped the pen

437
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the fence at my parents house because

438
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she saw a deer and she took off after it

439
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:45,179
and she caught it she caught all the way

440
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up to it and then it was like she was

441
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like I didn't think I would make it this

442
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:51,780
far and she like freaked out and started

443
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like backing up because she was like I

444
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don't know what to do now and so I don't

445
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:59,160
think it's like oh the deer called my

446
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bluff I was not prepared yeah so I think

447
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she's she is a good like intimidation

448
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Factor but I don't know that she has the

449
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:09,299
follow through

450
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Gizmo definitely doesn't he's paralyzed

451
00:19:09,299 --> 00:19:15,780
yeah dogs that have to wear diapers yeah

452
00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:18,600
um don't scream intimidation and I say

453
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:20,520
that as someone whose dog sometimes has

454
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:23,900
to wear diapers

455
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:27,620
hey bud sweet boy you're perfect anyway

456
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:30,900
so begonia is our lady she is freaking

457
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begonia does she does she go by gony

458
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nope she goes by begonia I was waiting

459
00:19:33,780 --> 00:19:42,000
for a nickname like Mia or something

460
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nope begonia B begonia okay begonia and

461
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Haze yep got it so she's freaking out

462
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she's got no cell service at this place

463
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um she was trying to give herself a

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post-divorce getaway and a little bit of

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a makeover and

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um they continue to argue that she

467
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rented the house so

468
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um he makes some like Sly comment about

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like

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you know her appearance because she is

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looking rough as [ __ ]

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um

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and

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um yeah he's like this is not

475
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a good look for you like looks the

476
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situation yeah was it it's not very nice

477
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but In fairness she broke into his house

478
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she rented it he didn't know that it's

479
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been a rough week for him so not her and

480
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her everyone's just trying their best in

481
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this scenario

482
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very true

483
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so marshmallow the dog failed out of

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service animal training not because he

485
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couldn't perform the tasks but because

486
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he does them however and whenever he

487
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sees fit

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so

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he just literally does whatever he wants

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um

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so

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um

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they eventually argue about like going

494
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over this rental agreement she swears

495
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she has

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um and as they're arguing marshmallow

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steals Hayes's phone and just runs out

498
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:17,539
with it just runs away with it and Hayes

499
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is

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pissed oh he's so ready to be done with

501
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:26,220
everything so we're back to Hayes

502
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um the dog took his phone to the

503
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wireless charger and set it up on it

504
00:21:29,940 --> 00:21:35,039
helpful hey man I saw your battery was

505
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low just thought I'd be of assistance

506
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lesson

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um and so then

508
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begonia finally realizes who he is and

509
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who his family is and she starts like

510
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gushing because his brother is like the

511
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main leading guy in all of the movies

512
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but Hayes has never had any part of that

513
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:57,059
so she's like gushing about his brother

514
00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:58,140
and his family and stuff

515
00:21:57,059 --> 00:22:00,720
um

516
00:21:58,140 --> 00:22:03,000
and she taken the mask off at this point

517
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,280
she has now okay she has now and she

518
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:08,880
also had dye in her hair so she she was

519
00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:11,520
really having a moment so

520
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um she gets all emotional when he asks

521
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,360
for her last name and she's like I'm

522
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sorry I just picked it this is the first

523
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:19,620
time I've ever told anybody what my last

524
00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:22,020
name is and he's like what the [ __ ] is

525
00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:25,320
happening just get out of my house he's

526
00:22:22,020 --> 00:22:27,360
really not into it so

527
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:29,039
um he's also now having an allergic

528
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:30,840
reaction because he's allergic to dogs

529
00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:32,640
so his face is puffing up and he's

530
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,900
starting to have some trouble breathing

531
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,299
so

532
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:38,400
um she can't stop rambling she's just

533
00:22:36,299 --> 00:22:42,000
going on and on

534
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:44,159
um and uh the dog also apparently

535
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,140
accidentally called his mother

536
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:48,480
which is not something that he wanted to

537
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:50,480
happen so now his mom knows where he is

538
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:54,200
and is bringing some

539
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:58,380
prospective wives to him to his

540
00:22:54,200 --> 00:23:01,460
to his house he's not happy about it

541
00:22:58,380 --> 00:23:06,000
um his brother that just got married

542
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:07,860
when he married his wife he left Hayes

543
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:10,200
as the last

544
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:12,360
eligible billionaire

545
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:17,000
oh in the world

546
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:17,000
in the world yep only one

547
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:21,960
um so

548
00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:25,440
uh begonia has been hoping to ReDiscover

549
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:27,659
herself she goes out and out of the

550
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:29,760
shower and she finds she's like thinking

551
00:23:27,659 --> 00:23:31,440
through like well this didn't go to plan

552
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,120
I was trying to like get back in touch

553
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,460
with myself she gets out of the shower

554
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:38,840
and she realizes that her dog

555
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:40,919
took all the towels and her clothes

556
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,580
and so

557
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:44,640
um

558
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:46,679
she's not pleased he's in the bathroom

559
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,299
Hayes is in or in the bedroom excuse me

560
00:23:46,679 --> 00:23:51,240
waiting for her

561
00:23:48,299 --> 00:23:53,820
um and he put the dog outside but the

562
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,640
dog can open doors and so he just comes

563
00:23:53,820 --> 00:23:59,700
right back in when he's done

564
00:23:56,640 --> 00:24:03,120
um and so she tells him he she's naked

565
00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:06,780
and tries to like slip through to get

566
00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:09,179
into the the closet and she falls and

567
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:11,460
get my notes say basically gives him a

568
00:24:09,179 --> 00:24:13,140
straight shot of her waxed beaver

569
00:24:11,460 --> 00:24:15,539
fair enough

570
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:18,500
or her half waxy she didn't she never

571
00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:18,500
finished the wax

572
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:23,039
so it's not going well for either of

573
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,820
them

574
00:24:23,039 --> 00:24:26,640
um

575
00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:28,500
and she basically she's thinking through

576
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,539
like her ex was super controlling and

577
00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:32,820
like really unkind to her which is why

578
00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:34,740
she left the house trashed because he

579
00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:36,480
her ex was always like

580
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:38,760
you know everything had to be perfect

581
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,260
and blah blah blah

582
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:42,059
um

583
00:24:40,260 --> 00:24:43,380
and

584
00:24:42,059 --> 00:24:45,480
yeah

585
00:24:43,380 --> 00:24:47,159
what

586
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:49,620
well I know I'm trying to think of like

587
00:24:47,159 --> 00:24:51,659
what is important to share here because

588
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:53,460
there's so many cute details but I'm

589
00:24:51,659 --> 00:24:55,200
like if I get lost in the details we'll

590
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,159
be here forever

591
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,740
um

592
00:24:56,159 --> 00:25:01,080
so I'll give you this detail because

593
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:03,059
it's cute so Hayes has also showered

594
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:05,760
when she meets him downstairs and he is

595
00:25:03,059 --> 00:25:08,280
wearing um PJs with hands dancing

596
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:10,440
hamsters on them and she's gonna say

597
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:13,080
that again pajama bottoms with dancing

598
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:16,340
hamsters I thought you said ham dancing

599
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:20,039
hamsters and I was like

600
00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:22,980
what is that I don't know dancing

601
00:25:20,039 --> 00:25:26,279
hamsters dancing hamsters so I'm gonna

602
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:28,260
see that I'm not crying because this

603
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:30,900
book is making me so emotional I was

604
00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:32,340
gonna say it is poignant is the word of

605
00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:35,340
the day

606
00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:38,340
yes so

607
00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:41,159
um begonias hair she left the dye on for

608
00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:43,620
entirely too long because of the whole

609
00:25:41,159 --> 00:25:47,760
situation with Haze so now it's like

610
00:25:43,620 --> 00:25:49,860
bright maroon like it's glowing maroon

611
00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:51,840
um some people pay extra for that

612
00:25:49,860 --> 00:25:55,320
so some people do

613
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:57,360
so he takes her phone and tries to pull

614
00:25:55,320 --> 00:26:00,539
up her email to look at the rental

615
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:05,760
agreement and as it's pulling up she has

616
00:26:00,539 --> 00:26:09,299
like 34 000 unread emails nope and

617
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:11,340
he is having an absolute meltdown about

618
00:26:09,299 --> 00:26:13,980
it and tells her she needs psychological

619
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:16,020
help and so she just responds and says

620
00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:19,640
my therapist is great and has been very

621
00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:19,640
helpful through this entire divorce

622
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:25,980
and that's the energy of like the entire

623
00:26:22,740 --> 00:26:28,380
book where people are try to like put

624
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:30,960
begonia down or like embarrass her or

625
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:33,120
something and she's just super sweet in

626
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:36,179
response and people who just don't know

627
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:38,940
what to do with her because of it

628
00:26:36,179 --> 00:26:42,059
um yeah my notes say what a queen

629
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,059
um so

630
00:26:42,299 --> 00:26:48,659
um yeah so mom is on the way what you

631
00:26:46,679 --> 00:26:50,000
just keep going so

632
00:26:48,659 --> 00:26:53,039
um

633
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:54,840
nobody but I'm curious what details I'm

634
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:56,400
not getting but then I agree where I'm

635
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,900
like it seemed like this book is just

636
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,880
like nothing but cute details then it's

637
00:26:57,900 --> 00:27:01,799
hard to pair them down it is it really

638
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:05,039
is so

639
00:27:01,799 --> 00:27:07,940
I just did it again I'm sorry I wasn't

640
00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:10,980
trying to make you feel weird

641
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:12,659
damn it I just like see you processing

642
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:16,200
and trying to figure out which details

643
00:27:12,659 --> 00:27:19,799
to include or not uh have another sip of

644
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:23,159
wine okay it's a big one it is that was

645
00:27:19,799 --> 00:27:26,460
more than a sip it was close to a gold

646
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:28,559
so okay this is a detail that is not

647
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:30,000
important but it's funny so he gets a

648
00:27:28,559 --> 00:27:31,559
text from his brother he's like you know

649
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,900
mom's on the way and he's like yeah I

650
00:27:31,559 --> 00:27:35,700
[ __ ] know and he's like the only way

651
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:38,460
you're gonna get out of dealing with her

652
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:41,159
right now is to find some paparazzi

653
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:42,779
and find a special effects guy and

654
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:44,520
pretend to drown some puppies in front

655
00:27:42,779 --> 00:27:47,400
of the paps so that Mom will leave you

656
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,600
alone or find a girl and pretend to be

657
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,059
madly in love

658
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:54,840
if I just find the closest girl

659
00:27:51,059 --> 00:27:59,340
so couldn't you guess what happens next

660
00:27:54,840 --> 00:28:00,900
I can't I'm this one's a real nail biter

661
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,039
yeah

662
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,940
so

663
00:28:02,039 --> 00:28:04,559
um

664
00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,419
head scratcher was the one I was looking

665
00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:08,700
for now biter

666
00:28:06,419 --> 00:28:10,799
was not the one I was looking for but it

667
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:13,200
is the one I committed to yeah we're not

668
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:15,179
that on edge but

669
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,880
marshmallow then wanders into the room

670
00:28:15,179 --> 00:28:21,299
with a Priceless piece of art in his

671
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:22,440
mouth that he has chewed on and

672
00:28:21,299 --> 00:28:26,760
um

673
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:30,720
yeah so I did it again I'm gonna hear it

674
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:32,640
now every time I do it uh sorry

675
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:35,700
so he

676
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,320
um tells begonia not to move or speak or

677
00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:38,880
breathe don't even look at him because

678
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,640
she's like I can fix it I'm pretty sure

679
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:44,100
I can fix it and he's like you can't you

680
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:46,980
literally cannot that was commissioned

681
00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:49,440
by my family it is the sculpture we had

682
00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:51,659
made of my grandfather your dog

683
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,260
literally chewed his head off like you

684
00:28:51,659 --> 00:28:56,580
can do nothing that's not a good one no

685
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:59,760
so Hayes comes back a few minutes later

686
00:28:56,580 --> 00:29:01,620
and says that she's going to be his fake

687
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:04,140
girlfriend or he's gonna sue her for 10

688
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:07,260
million dollars

689
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:08,700
that's one way to to do that and she's

690
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:10,500
like um

691
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:12,059
he's like going on and on about there

692
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,740
might even be enough time for us to fake

693
00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:15,900
an engagement as well we'll just see how

694
00:29:13,740 --> 00:29:18,299
it goes but you will be my fake

695
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:20,700
girlfriend sign on the dotted line

696
00:29:18,299 --> 00:29:23,220
is there an actual contract there is

697
00:29:20,700 --> 00:29:25,440
okay he had one drawn up he left her

698
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:27,059
there she she was like am I allowed to

699
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:29,399
get off the floor I don't think I am

700
00:29:27,059 --> 00:29:31,740
I'll just stay here

701
00:29:29,399 --> 00:29:33,600
so

702
00:29:31,740 --> 00:29:35,039
um she's like wait a minute wait a

703
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:38,460
minute are you gay

704
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:40,140
because wait the other question did he

705
00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:43,140
find the contract

706
00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:45,360
and he left her and went and called his

707
00:29:43,140 --> 00:29:50,059
attorney not not that contract the one

708
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:50,059
for her renting the place yes yeah

709
00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:56,340
so his he had like a caretaker

710
00:29:53,419 --> 00:29:58,440
groundskeeper person for the house

711
00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:59,820
um who apparently decided to move in

712
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,320
with his girlfriend and then his

713
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:03,240
girlfriend broke up with him and got

714
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:05,340
really really pissed at him so she

715
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:09,059
listed it on like

716
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:12,260
12 different vacation rental sites for

717
00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:14,760
basically nothing and had overbooked it

718
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:16,200
significantly so if Hayes hadn't shown

719
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:19,260
up somebody else would have shown up

720
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:20,100
because other people have booked it

721
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:21,960
um

722
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:24,539
I was wondering about that mystery so

723
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:26,460
yes I'm glad we got an answer there that

724
00:30:24,539 --> 00:30:29,940
was the nail biter that was the nail

725
00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:30,799
biter so she asks if he's gay she's like

726
00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:34,500
listen

727
00:30:30,799 --> 00:30:36,539
I will happily be your friend and I will

728
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:38,399
support you but I will not be your beard

729
00:30:36,539 --> 00:30:40,559
your family needs to accept you for who

730
00:30:38,399 --> 00:30:43,140
you are that is unfucking acceptable

731
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:45,600
she's like on one about it and he's like

732
00:30:43,140 --> 00:30:47,039
I'm not gay I literally just want to be

733
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,140
left alone can you please sign the

734
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:50,159
stupid piece of paper

735
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:52,440
um

736
00:30:50,159 --> 00:30:56,640
so

737
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:59,460
she agrees and then Mom arrives

738
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:01,700
just with a bunch of women in tow just

739
00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,700
two

740
00:31:02,659 --> 00:31:08,399
no

741
00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:11,820
yeah like

742
00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:13,860
I mean I guess if that's your world that

743
00:31:11,820 --> 00:31:16,440
it might not make you feel as weird but

744
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:19,140
like I can't imagine being like hey hop

745
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:21,960
in the car gonna drive you over to my

746
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:24,000
son's house see if maybe you can lock

747
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:26,580
them down yeah we're just gonna give it

748
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,299
a go one of one of the women in fairness

749
00:31:26,580 --> 00:31:31,200
is his mother's assistant

750
00:31:30,299 --> 00:31:34,080
um

751
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:35,460
and the other is the chick that mom's

752
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:38,039
trying to hook him up with

753
00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:39,720
so um only one that she's trying to set

754
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:41,279
him up with yes but it's also pretty

755
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,320
clear through this whole thing that the

756
00:31:41,279 --> 00:31:45,539
assistant is madly in love with Hayes

757
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,980
and he's just not even paying attention

758
00:31:45,539 --> 00:31:48,679
to it

759
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:52,320
um

760
00:31:48,679 --> 00:31:54,779
so when the mom walks in she immediately

761
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,820
starts ordering begonia around and like

762
00:31:54,779 --> 00:31:58,679
telling her to retrieve their bags and

763
00:31:56,820 --> 00:32:01,860
all this stuff

764
00:31:58,679 --> 00:32:04,860
um and Hayes is like Mom this is this is

765
00:32:01,860 --> 00:32:07,980
my girlfriend not my housekeeper yeah

766
00:32:04,860 --> 00:32:09,120
and it's super duper awkward

767
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,799
um

768
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:13,559
and then

769
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:16,620
um the chick that uh

770
00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:19,140
mom is trying to hook up with Hayes

771
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:21,659
uh begonia recognizes her she was on

772
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:22,620
Dancing With the Stars or something and

773
00:32:21,659 --> 00:32:24,899
so

774
00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:27,840
um this girl is being super rude to

775
00:32:24,899 --> 00:32:29,880
begonia and begonia is like oh my God I

776
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,500
was so rooting for you when you were on

777
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,419
Dancing With the Stars you totally got

778
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:35,580
robbed and she's like gushing about what

779
00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:38,100
an amazing job she did on Dancing With

780
00:32:35,580 --> 00:32:40,260
the Stars and nobody knows what to do

781
00:32:38,100 --> 00:32:42,659
like nobody knows how to handle her

782
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:46,279
because they're clearly being terribly

783
00:32:42,659 --> 00:32:50,039
rude and she's just bebopping along yeah

784
00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:51,899
so Hayes kisses her

785
00:32:50,039 --> 00:32:55,380
um in front of them to like seal the

786
00:32:51,899 --> 00:32:57,020
deal and she's like oh no that was a lot

787
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:59,520
more

788
00:32:57,020 --> 00:33:02,279
enticing than I had hoped it would be

789
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:07,020
enticing she didn't use that word that's

790
00:33:02,279 --> 00:33:09,419
just I was like intriguing no enticing

791
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:11,760
I went with it and then I hated it but I

792
00:33:09,419 --> 00:33:14,039
had already committed I had already

793
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:15,779
committed oh I like that kiss a lot more

794
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:19,080
than I thought I would yes

795
00:33:15,779 --> 00:33:21,539
and uh so then marshmallow shows up and

796
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:23,880
has a hot pink bra on his head because

797
00:33:21,539 --> 00:33:26,640
he went into Amelia's luggage

798
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:29,700
and just was rooting around in there so

799
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:33,179
did he unzip her luggage as well he did

800
00:33:29,700 --> 00:33:35,399
he did so Hayes orders him to give it

801
00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:38,159
back and so he does and Amelia

802
00:33:35,399 --> 00:33:40,980
immediately like throws it around like

803
00:33:38,159 --> 00:33:44,580
trying to be sexy or whatever

804
00:33:40,980 --> 00:33:47,519
um and Hayes pulls begonia in front of

805
00:33:44,580 --> 00:33:49,679
him and she realizes it's because he's

806
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:51,840
super hard and he's trying to hide his

807
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:53,760
erection from his mother and she's like

808
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:56,100
this is the most awkward thing that's

809
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:58,799
ever happened to me he he was hard

810
00:33:56,100 --> 00:34:00,539
because of Amelia's bra no I think

811
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:03,899
because of their kiss

812
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:06,299
is unclear but it seems to be because of

813
00:34:03,899 --> 00:34:08,460
their kids I do have some questions if

814
00:34:06,299 --> 00:34:12,260
her awkwardly waving a bra around that

815
00:34:08,460 --> 00:34:12,260
had been on a dog was enough

816
00:34:13,139 --> 00:34:16,139
no I don't think so I think it was the

817
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:17,940
kiss

818
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:20,820
so they're in his room because they

819
00:34:17,940 --> 00:34:22,379
can't sleep separately and

820
00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:24,720
um she's on the floor because she

821
00:34:22,379 --> 00:34:27,060
refuses to sleep in the bed with him

822
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:30,359
and he's tossing and turning and tossing

823
00:34:27,060 --> 00:34:33,359
internally and finally she's just like

824
00:34:30,359 --> 00:34:35,159
get up move this is enough she light

825
00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:36,540
some lavender incense and then gets in

826
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:39,839
the bed with him and starts giving him

827
00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:42,540
like a scalp massage and he

828
00:34:39,839 --> 00:34:46,200
is super into it and like starts to

829
00:34:42,540 --> 00:34:48,060
finally relax because they're like not

830
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:50,220
he's been touching her in front of

831
00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:52,940
everybody but outside of that like

832
00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:56,879
they've had no real

833
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:58,859
nice interactions at all and so she's

834
00:34:56,879 --> 00:35:00,900
like I just want to go to sleep and you

835
00:34:58,859 --> 00:35:04,260
are driving me up a [ __ ] wall because

836
00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:05,160
you keep rolling around so

837
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:07,619
um

838
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:09,660
he finally falls asleep with her

839
00:35:07,619 --> 00:35:11,280
massaging his head

840
00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,780
um and it's super funny because he's

841
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,520
like the waves are crashing around

842
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:17,520
because it's a beach house and he's like

843
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:19,619
is is that a mermaid like looking at her

844
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,180
like crazy hair because he's like half

845
00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:22,320
asleep

846
00:35:21,180 --> 00:35:23,880
um

847
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,160
so

848
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,200
it's the next day

849
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,540
um begonia goes to get groceries by

850
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:33,960
herself she sees

851
00:35:30,540 --> 00:35:35,520
Hayes riding in with the chick in a golf

852
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:38,220
cart and he's like baby you can't just

853
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:41,579
go places you need security and blah

854
00:35:38,220 --> 00:35:45,359
blah blah what trick Amelia the the

855
00:35:41,579 --> 00:35:46,020
Dancing with the Stars girl yeah okay

856
00:35:45,359 --> 00:35:48,420
um

857
00:35:46,020 --> 00:35:51,900
so she convinces Hayes to walk back with

858
00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:53,520
her and let Amelia take the golf cart

859
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:55,920
um and

860
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,839
Amelia keeps making snide remarks about

861
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,099
because begonia is like oh I just wanted

862
00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:01,079
to get groceries so I could cook

863
00:35:59,099 --> 00:36:03,300
everybody breakfast and blah blah blah

864
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:06,359
and Amelia's like that's what the help

865
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:07,680
is for like like really nasty kind of

866
00:36:06,359 --> 00:36:10,140
[ __ ]

867
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,420
um but eventually she goes away

868
00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:15,180
these details I'm just gonna leave alone

869
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:17,400
it's a great book if you want all of the

870
00:36:15,180 --> 00:36:19,440
little details read it but we will be

871
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:21,480
here for hours because it's super cute

872
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:23,339
so I'm just gonna keep going

873
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,619
so as they're walking they keep running

874
00:36:23,339 --> 00:36:27,960
into people like local people and

875
00:36:25,619 --> 00:36:29,520
begonia just like charms every single

876
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:32,040
one of them and Hayes does not

877
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:34,560
understand he's like this does not

878
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,260
compute to my brain

879
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:40,020
um but I don't trust it like that's his

880
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:41,160
immediate thought he's like I don't I

881
00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:42,119
don't trust it

882
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,280
so

883
00:36:42,119 --> 00:36:47,339
um with his upbringing it makes me sad

884
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:49,079
for him but it also makes sense yeah and

885
00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:51,540
there's all kinds of history that comes

886
00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:52,940
later about that

887
00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:55,440
um

888
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:56,880
Hayes is thinking like he's finally

889
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,099
relaxing as they're talking about their

890
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:01,079
childhoods and stuff like that

891
00:36:59,099 --> 00:37:03,480
um and she shares that she's saving up

892
00:37:01,079 --> 00:37:06,240
to move or to move to just go visit

893
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:08,220
Paris in a couple of years

894
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,619
um and

895
00:37:08,220 --> 00:37:14,160
um don't mind my dog click clacking on

896
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:16,740
the floor he's doing his best

897
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:18,180
um Brandon where are you going he's

898
00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,859
exploring

899
00:37:18,180 --> 00:37:23,880
well that's like an active construction

900
00:37:19,859 --> 00:37:26,579
area behind that curtain oh yeah that's

901
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:28,079
like the lobby to the studio the lobby

902
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:29,820
no it actually like there's like an

903
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:34,079
exterior door oh I didn't know there was

904
00:37:29,820 --> 00:37:36,060
an exterior door I was like a Lobby how

905
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:39,859
cute I was like no it's like an actual

906
00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:39,859
Lobby that's just unfinished

907
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:48,119
um previously known as the murder room

908
00:37:43,740 --> 00:37:51,200
of this house yeah yes where when we

909
00:37:48,119 --> 00:37:51,200
bought this house

910
00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:57,180
um that room everything was unfinished

911
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:59,160
or like it was like drywall had been

912
00:37:57,180 --> 00:38:01,440
thrown up but like completely unfinished

913
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:04,380
past that there was like one dangling

914
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,220
burned out light bulb oh no and some

915
00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:07,980
like

916
00:38:05,220 --> 00:38:09,540
really uh

917
00:38:07,980 --> 00:38:10,920
I don't know the right word for it I

918
00:38:09,540 --> 00:38:13,140
want to say like rudimentary or almost

919
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:17,460
like crude I think is the word I'm

920
00:38:13,140 --> 00:38:18,540
looking for like wooden shelving like it

921
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:20,760
felt like where they like had

922
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:22,680
historically kept tools or things like

923
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,940
that right like you walked in and you're

924
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,760
like

925
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:28,200
someone has died here and in fact when

926
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,060
we were at closing they're like if you

927
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,980
ever get locked out of the house we're

928
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:34,079
like yeah they're like so you know that

929
00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:36,420
exterior room that's only accessible

930
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:38,400
from the outside there was no door in

931
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:40,740
and and we went oh the murder room and

932
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:43,560
they go yeah that's the one I was like

933
00:38:40,740 --> 00:38:46,380
yikes oh so you two you guys also

934
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:47,400
thought that this room was weird but

935
00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:50,700
they essentially told us they're like

936
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,560
yeah you can crawl over the drywall and

937
00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:54,900
then what is now the studio used to be

938
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,520
like a bedroom that had closets but

939
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:59,820
there's no windows down here so like

940
00:38:56,520 --> 00:39:01,560
yeah you'd get a great night's sleep

941
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:03,359
um very dark but they're like yeah you

942
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,980
can crawl over the drywall into the

943
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:07,260
closet then get into the house how great

944
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:11,220
is that and I'm like

945
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:13,079
is it no I don't want to do that but

946
00:39:11,220 --> 00:39:15,960
then when as soon as Vance realized that

947
00:39:13,079 --> 00:39:18,180
like how it connected he's like I'm

948
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:21,000
taking that wall out and building a

949
00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:23,400
recording studio and Alas and here we

950
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,960
are but no there is an actual like Lobby

951
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,460
exterior I'll show it to you when we're

952
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:31,220
done recording that's so funny you're

953
00:39:26,460 --> 00:39:31,220
like oh cute Chelsea it's like a Lobby

954
00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:39,240
no an actual one uh hey Brandon make

955
00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:41,880
your choices bud so she's talking about

956
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:43,500
Paris and she's saving up and she says

957
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:46,680
it's gonna take her two more years to

958
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,760
save up all the money she needs to go

959
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,800
um

960
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,540
and he's like I'll just take you to

961
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:54,300
Paris this weekend

962
00:39:51,540 --> 00:39:55,079
like obviously

963
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:57,540
um

964
00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:59,820
and she says she doesn't want to because

965
00:39:57,540 --> 00:40:01,079
she hasn't earned it she's like no this

966
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:02,880
is like this thing I'm working up

967
00:40:01,079 --> 00:40:04,920
towards like I don't wanna and he's like

968
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,720
that's really dumb like I'm offering to

969
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,980
take you to Paris for free come on like

970
00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:10,020
let's do it

971
00:40:07,980 --> 00:40:11,460
and then he realizes she's really scared

972
00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:14,160
about leaving marshmallow because

973
00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:16,800
obviously he has some very unique needs

974
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:19,020
and most people can't care for him and

975
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,000
he's like marshmallow will be fine we'll

976
00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:21,720
figure it out

977
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,540
um

978
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:27,000
and she's like okay I guess so she

979
00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:28,619
finally agrees everything's great and

980
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,900
then they keep discussing and he finally

981
00:40:28,619 --> 00:40:32,640
shares about how he sees the world and

982
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:35,040
how he believes that basically everyone

983
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,320
is just awful

984
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:39,119
um and eventually gonna betray him and

985
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,500
be terrible

986
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:43,800
um

987
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:46,740
and so she uh is like well that's really

988
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,300
[ __ ] dark dude like come on she

989
00:40:46,740 --> 00:40:50,280
doesn't actually curse at all in this

990
00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:51,660
book that's just me adding adding some

991
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:54,260
Flair

992
00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:57,060
um sentence enhancers yes

993
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:59,400
he uh

994
00:40:57,060 --> 00:41:02,520
yeah he's like actually I kind of like

995
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:04,500
this girl though she's really sweet like

996
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,540
like she's sweet and down to earth and

997
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:08,040
maybe we could be friends but

998
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:09,900
everybody's terrible

999
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:11,700
at the end of the day

1000
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:14,520
so uh

1001
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:17,460
she's like well I have a condition for

1002
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:19,440
going to Paris and he's like what is it

1003
00:41:17,460 --> 00:41:21,420
now

1004
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:23,579
you're like well I have a condition I'm

1005
00:41:21,420 --> 00:41:24,920
like like a skin condition like a

1006
00:41:23,579 --> 00:41:27,359
medical condition

1007
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:30,780
for going to Paris and I was like what

1008
00:41:27,359 --> 00:41:32,820
and then I was like oh

1009
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,740
what you were gonna say like [ __ ] he's

1010
00:41:32,820 --> 00:41:36,619
doing you a favor taking you to Paris

1011
00:41:34,740 --> 00:41:38,820
what do you mean you have a condition

1012
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:41,420
I thought you meant like a medical

1013
00:41:38,820 --> 00:41:41,420
condition

1014
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:48,480
that is not disclosed in the book she

1015
00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:50,280
may have one but but but it but Pippa

1016
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,900
didn't write about it yeah she gave us a

1017
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:53,400
lot of other detail but not that detail

1018
00:41:51,900 --> 00:41:55,920
walls

1019
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:58,200
um so she's like I will go to Paris with

1020
00:41:55,920 --> 00:42:02,280
you if you have sex with me

1021
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:06,300
and he's like hard pivot what

1022
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:10,020
he's like uh I'm sorry what

1023
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:11,400
and he's like okay so actually I was

1024
00:42:10,020 --> 00:42:14,160
wrong and she is just like everybody

1025
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:16,020
else and she is absolutely using me just

1026
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:18,000
this time not for my money she just

1027
00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:19,740
wants my dick great this has never

1028
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,440
happened to me before I don't know how

1029
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:25,260
to feel about it

1030
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,880
um it she she goes on to explain more

1031
00:42:25,260 --> 00:42:30,119
and more that like she just wants to

1032
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:32,339
move on from her marriage physically and

1033
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:34,619
she finds him really attractive she's

1034
00:42:32,339 --> 00:42:36,359
like listen we can turn the lights out

1035
00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:38,099
you don't even have to look at me you

1036
00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:41,339
can call me somebody else's name I don't

1037
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:44,220
even care begonia she's like a girl I

1038
00:42:41,339 --> 00:42:48,300
just need to get some

1039
00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:50,220
and he just stays silent because he does

1040
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:53,339
not know what to do

1041
00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:55,320
and she's very very upset obviously so

1042
00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:57,540
he just changes the subject he's like

1043
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,339
we're gonna go shopping for a New Dress

1044
00:42:57,540 --> 00:43:01,140
because I'm taking you out

1045
00:42:59,339 --> 00:43:03,240
tomorrow

1046
00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:07,800
and she's like okay

1047
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:11,700
also so you don't want to bone me she's

1048
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:14,460
like all right okay so awkward

1049
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:16,400
you can well bless it you can turn the

1050
00:43:14,460 --> 00:43:21,240
lights out and call me by somebody

1051
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:22,859
else's name my heart I know like you

1052
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:25,920
don't even have to look at me

1053
00:43:22,859 --> 00:43:32,040
oh begonia babe

1054
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:33,720
awful and uh he's like I'm I just want

1055
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,880
to make her happy again because she was

1056
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:37,740
so sweet when she was happy and like I'm

1057
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:40,020
not I don't I don't

1058
00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:42,240
so then she gets even more mad when he

1059
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:44,460
says that he's taking her shopping

1060
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:46,859
because

1061
00:43:44,460 --> 00:43:48,900
she's like I don't want your money I

1062
00:43:46,859 --> 00:43:50,640
already have a dress unless you think I

1063
00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:54,260
need something new to be seen with you

1064
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:54,260
because your standards are so high

1065
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:59,099
Brandon doesn't know if he's coming or

1066
00:43:57,900 --> 00:44:02,040
going

1067
00:43:59,099 --> 00:44:03,599
no Brandon was very conflicted about his

1068
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:07,640
life choice

1069
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:11,339
he was he's upstairs now bye buddy

1070
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:13,319
uh he's just very confused about what

1071
00:44:11,339 --> 00:44:14,640
the [ __ ] just happened because they were

1072
00:44:13,319 --> 00:44:16,680
having a really nice conversation and

1073
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:19,079
then all of a sudden it was like

1074
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:21,000
have sex with me call me somebody else's

1075
00:44:19,079 --> 00:44:24,060
name

1076
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:25,200
which is fair in Hayes defense that's

1077
00:44:24,060 --> 00:44:28,619
fair

1078
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:31,140
touche yeah yeah no but it also like

1079
00:44:28,619 --> 00:44:32,460
hurts my heart for begonia because like

1080
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:33,660
when you think about it you can you can

1081
00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:36,480
definitely see both sides of that

1082
00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:39,599
conversation right you can see like her

1083
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:42,660
trying to be vulnerable then you see him

1084
00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:45,839
being probably taken aback more than

1085
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:48,839
he's like not into it right but then how

1086
00:44:45,839 --> 00:44:49,740
that those wires get crossed yep you

1087
00:44:48,839 --> 00:44:52,680
know

1088
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:56,940
like the conflict in every rom-com

1089
00:44:52,680 --> 00:44:58,800
so true and he took too much time to

1090
00:44:56,940 --> 00:45:00,480
process so she just like backed out I

1091
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,619
was like what

1092
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,079
so

1093
00:45:01,619 --> 00:45:06,060
uh she is absolutely mortified with his

1094
00:45:04,079 --> 00:45:07,140
entire situation

1095
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:09,960
um

1096
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:13,260
and he she has some very awkward

1097
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:14,880
interactions with his mom when they get

1098
00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:18,200
back to the house

1099
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,200
uh and

1100
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:24,480
it she gets it Hayes gets into a fight

1101
00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:26,940
with his mom because he's like I want

1102
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:29,040
you to leave this is my like getaway

1103
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:31,260
with my girlfriend you shouldn't be here

1104
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:34,560
like just go

1105
00:45:31,260 --> 00:45:37,859
um yeah it is Mom and assistant and

1106
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:39,720
Amelia all stayed once they realized

1107
00:45:37,859 --> 00:45:41,760
they were crashing his vacation with his

1108
00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:43,680
girlfriend they just rolled up and

1109
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:45,300
stayed yeah

1110
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:46,980
I mean I also imagine if you're a

1111
00:45:45,300 --> 00:45:50,040
billionaire it's not like a small house

1112
00:45:46,980 --> 00:45:51,060
no it's a pretty decent sized place it

1113
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,560
sounds like

1114
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:53,220
so

1115
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:56,339
um

1116
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:59,819
mom completely ignores him and says he

1117
00:45:56,339 --> 00:46:01,920
she's taking begonia shopping and he

1118
00:45:59,819 --> 00:46:04,859
storms out yelling that he's booking a

1119
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:06,060
fairy to get them out tonight because

1120
00:46:04,859 --> 00:46:08,160
he's done

1121
00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:10,980
and begonia makes some kind of joke

1122
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:13,740
about men's Egos and how fragile they

1123
00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:15,660
are and stuff and Hayes mom laughed so

1124
00:46:13,740 --> 00:46:18,980
hard that she farts

1125
00:46:15,660 --> 00:46:18,980
in the middle of the kitchen

1126
00:46:20,420 --> 00:46:26,700
I I keep like I both feel like I I know

1127
00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:29,040
the story right like I know where this

1128
00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:32,280
is going but then I also feel like with

1129
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:33,020
each detail you give I'm like huh I

1130
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:36,839
didn't

1131
00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:38,760
I didn't see that coming yeah yeah it

1132
00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:43,560
just continues to get more ridiculous

1133
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:44,819
and fun so his mom and guests refused to

1134
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,680
leave

1135
00:46:44,819 --> 00:46:48,480
um so they're all going on a Sunset

1136
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,579
Cruise

1137
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:54,300
romantic

1138
00:46:50,579 --> 00:46:56,460
uh he is super pissed because there is

1139
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:58,140
some kind of discrepancy in the books at

1140
00:46:56,460 --> 00:47:00,480
work he's the CFO

1141
00:46:58,140 --> 00:47:02,880
um and he can't find it so he's spending

1142
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:06,119
like hours and hours and hours it's like

1143
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:09,420
a a tenth of a percentage point it's not

1144
00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:11,819
anything massive but he's stuck on where

1145
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:15,780
is this money where did it go

1146
00:47:11,819 --> 00:47:16,920
so he's very distracted

1147
00:47:15,780 --> 00:47:19,079
um

1148
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:21,420
from his work because he can't stop

1149
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:23,640
thinking about how begonia offered to

1150
00:47:21,420 --> 00:47:25,440
bang him

1151
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:27,839
and because apparently it's just because

1152
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:30,119
he's convenient he was like this is very

1153
00:47:27,839 --> 00:47:33,240
new for me women usually use me for my

1154
00:47:30,119 --> 00:47:36,420
money I don't understand not just for my

1155
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:39,300
dick right he's like I don't get it

1156
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:41,400
I don't think I like it

1157
00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:44,280
oh you want to be loved for who you are

1158
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:46,440
Hayes yeah what a nerd

1159
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,900
so maybe think about the fact that she

1160
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:52,079
literally offered to turn the lights off

1161
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:54,240
and let you call her another name

1162
00:47:52,079 --> 00:47:55,980
It's Like A Step Above I'll wear a paper

1163
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:59,280
bag over my head it's fine I'm like

1164
00:47:55,980 --> 00:48:02,460
basically I know I'm like I'm very stop

1165
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:04,260
my heart hurts for her I know because I

1166
00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:07,800
wouldn't say I'm the most confident

1167
00:48:04,260 --> 00:48:10,859
person in the world but I'll still yeah

1168
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:12,960
but that feels like another level and

1169
00:48:10,859 --> 00:48:15,240
also just like the vulnerability of like

1170
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:17,599
that's how you view yourself and

1171
00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:20,880
communicate about yourself

1172
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:23,339
my heart okay it is I'm so stuck on this

1173
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:25,020
it is pretty painful and reading it is

1174
00:48:23,339 --> 00:48:27,780
even worse because it's from Hayes's

1175
00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:30,300
point of view at that point so she she's

1176
00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:32,400
like going on and on and on and he's his

1177
00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:34,500
you can obviously know his thoughts

1178
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:37,920
where he's like what

1179
00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:41,339
but I don't what the [ __ ] is happening

1180
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:43,560
right now I don't oh my God and then he

1181
00:48:41,339 --> 00:48:44,460
like visibly sees her shut down and he's

1182
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:48,300
like oh wait wait wait wait wait wait

1183
00:48:44,460 --> 00:48:50,940
wait oh too late oh no okay all right

1184
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:53,460
would you like a new dress

1185
00:48:50,940 --> 00:48:55,440
wrong thing to say like

1186
00:48:53,460 --> 00:48:57,359
yeah yeah

1187
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,800
so

1188
00:48:57,359 --> 00:49:01,319
um

1189
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:03,119
yeah they get to the boat and begonia

1190
00:49:01,319 --> 00:49:06,240
starts to panic and he's like what the

1191
00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:09,240
hell is wrong with you right now uh and

1192
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:10,920
she's like well what if I get seasick

1193
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:13,740
and what if I go overboard and she

1194
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:17,040
starts like hyperventilating

1195
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:21,140
um and he's like begonia if you go

1196
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:21,140
overboard marshmallow will save you

1197
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:28,140
and he's like trying to lighten the mood

1198
00:49:25,319 --> 00:49:31,020
and she's so terrified it just sails

1199
00:49:28,140 --> 00:49:33,480
right over her head uh so finally he's

1200
00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:35,160
just like okay all right

1201
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,960
she's like what if I give the captain

1202
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,300
twenty dollars and like pulls it out of

1203
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:42,859
her bra and he's like

1204
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:42,859
what what else is in there

1205
00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:48,180
I was thinking what is the 20 what are

1206
00:49:45,780 --> 00:49:50,940
you trying to bribe the captain to do to

1207
00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:52,400
leave her to take everybody else and

1208
00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:55,440
leave

1209
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:57,480
and he's like babe

1210
00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:59,460
he's been working for my family for

1211
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,079
years twenty dollars is not gonna do it

1212
00:49:59,460 --> 00:50:03,119
and she's like what about a little like

1213
00:50:01,079 --> 00:50:05,400
tit squeeze or something do you think

1214
00:50:03,119 --> 00:50:08,460
he'll just go

1215
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:11,000
so finally he's like begonia forget it I

1216
00:50:08,460 --> 00:50:14,460
got it and so he tells them to just go

1217
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,140
so but his mom and the two guests are

1218
00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:18,140
already on the boat so he's like

1219
00:50:18,359 --> 00:50:21,599
so at least he doesn't have to

1220
00:50:19,619 --> 00:50:23,160
ultimately it all worked out how how he

1221
00:50:21,599 --> 00:50:25,859
wanted it to and she didn't even have to

1222
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:28,079
flash the captain correct but in this

1223
00:50:25,859 --> 00:50:30,000
whole exchange he's like trying to give

1224
00:50:28,079 --> 00:50:33,240
her money back and accidentally like

1225
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:36,420
touches her boob and he's like no

1226
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:38,280
he's like I have feelings about that I

1227
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:41,040
shouldn't have done that and gets more

1228
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:42,119
Awkward just from a little like boob

1229
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,619
craze

1230
00:50:42,119 --> 00:50:46,500
it makes me think of what's that movie

1231
00:50:43,619 --> 00:50:48,000
with um the holiday

1232
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:50,040
Maybe

1233
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:54,440
Jack Black and Kate Winslet yes thank

1234
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,440
you the sushi restaurant yes yeah

1235
00:50:55,020 --> 00:51:00,000
sorry I'm sorry about the boob Grace but

1236
00:50:58,020 --> 00:51:02,400
I the well the funny thing is I was also

1237
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:04,200
thinking of that exact scene but I was

1238
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:07,500
thinking about it because the first time

1239
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:10,140
I saw I thought he said boob Grace not

1240
00:51:07,500 --> 00:51:11,460
Grace and he's like the boob Grace and I

1241
00:51:10,140 --> 00:51:13,260
was like oh that's an odd boob

1242
00:51:11,460 --> 00:51:16,020
compliment

1243
00:51:13,260 --> 00:51:18,059
do boobs have Grace

1244
00:51:16,020 --> 00:51:20,819
I was thinking more like oh the common

1245
00:51:18,059 --> 00:51:23,579
Grace of breasts

1246
00:51:20,819 --> 00:51:26,760
like the boob Grace like oh

1247
00:51:23,579 --> 00:51:28,319
your boobs are that nice sure

1248
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,180
um but I love that we were both thinking

1249
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:31,380
about the same scene and you're like you

1250
00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:32,819
know that movie I'm like oh yeah the

1251
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:36,480
holiday with Jack Black and Kate Winslet

1252
00:51:32,819 --> 00:51:39,660
at the sushi restaurant yep I am who you

1253
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:42,119
want on your team for like movie pop

1254
00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:46,200
culture

1255
00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:49,440
um not more recent trivia but like

1256
00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:50,900
I can't I like here's the thing I'm not

1257
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:55,079
old

1258
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:57,599
but nope when I look at like red carpet

1259
00:51:55,079 --> 00:52:00,300
photos and I'm like who the [ __ ] are

1260
00:51:57,599 --> 00:52:04,380
these children I was like I don't know

1261
00:52:00,300 --> 00:52:06,300
who any of these people are yep but like

1262
00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:07,440
last night my husband and I are sitting

1263
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:09,540
on the couch decided we were going to

1264
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:11,460
re-watch new girl there's a episode that

1265
00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:13,200
has Parker Posey in it first I thought

1266
00:52:11,460 --> 00:52:14,339
she was Ali Sheedy because I once again

1267
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:16,380
had something in my eye I've been having

1268
00:52:14,339 --> 00:52:18,599
eye issues recently so I went on a whole

1269
00:52:16,380 --> 00:52:21,599
tangent about Ali Sheedy being in The

1270
00:52:18,599 --> 00:52:24,240
Breakfast Club and then her briefs knit

1271
00:52:21,599 --> 00:52:25,800
on the show Psych as she was Mr Yang in

1272
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:26,940
several seasons then I realized it was

1273
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,680
Parker Posey and I was like oh yeah

1274
00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:30,300
Parker Posey she was in You've Got Mail

1275
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:31,559
and Vance was like literally no one

1276
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:33,480
remembers that she was in You've Got

1277
00:52:31,559 --> 00:52:35,640
Mail the only I remember that she was in

1278
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:37,740
you've got the mail and then I was like

1279
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:39,180
yeah no he's like who was she and you've

1280
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:41,280
got me out I was like Tom Hanks his

1281
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:43,319
original girl yeah I was like and Greg

1282
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:44,940
Kinnear was with Meg Ryan and he was

1283
00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:46,800
like Chelsea literally no one remembers

1284
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:50,460
anyone in that movie outside of Meg Ryan

1285
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:56,220
and Tom Hanks and f-o-x and I was like

1286
00:52:50,460 --> 00:52:58,140
I I can assure you they do I do

1287
00:52:56,220 --> 00:53:00,500
case in points yeah we're done recording

1288
00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:00,500
this episode

1289
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:05,520
I'm gonna rub it in his face so hard

1290
00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:06,900
the first person I've talked about the

1291
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:09,059
sense and is like yeah no obviously I

1292
00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:10,380
remember posia and Greg Kinnear and then

1293
00:53:09,059 --> 00:53:12,359
I was also talking about how part wasn't

1294
00:53:10,380 --> 00:53:13,920
Parker Posey the villain and Josie and

1295
00:53:12,359 --> 00:53:15,980
the Pussycats

1296
00:53:13,920 --> 00:53:19,440
who had the lisp

1297
00:53:15,980 --> 00:53:21,059
I think she was I think Alan [ __ ] was

1298
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:23,700
the assistant

1299
00:53:21,059 --> 00:53:25,619
you really are who I want on my team but

1300
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:28,740
like only for like this very specific

1301
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:30,720
era anything that's like dropped in the

1302
00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:31,800
last like since the print pandemic

1303
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:35,280
probably I'm like I don't know who the

1304
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,319
[ __ ] these kids are so I was talking to

1305
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,020
a co-worker

1306
00:53:37,319 --> 00:53:41,760
about some music or something and I was

1307
00:53:40,020 --> 00:53:44,760
like yeah it just dropped recently and

1308
00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:48,059
she said she's younger not that much

1309
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:50,520
younger though she goes not dropped

1310
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:52,859
Hannah come on and like started laughing

1311
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,960
at me and I was like that's what people

1312
00:53:52,859 --> 00:53:57,440
say

1313
00:53:53,960 --> 00:54:01,079
I was like is that not what people say

1314
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:04,140
what is I don't know but I felt very

1315
00:54:01,079 --> 00:54:06,859
self-conscious about it and she was like

1316
00:54:04,140 --> 00:54:09,480
then started quizzing me on gen Z

1317
00:54:06,859 --> 00:54:12,079
terminology which I did pretty well on

1318
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:16,640
like no cap

1319
00:54:12,079 --> 00:54:19,559
on God yeah yeah yeah

1320
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:23,480
batty I was like that is a pretty

1321
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:23,480
obvious one right I was like

1322
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:29,359
I'm not that old no but I feel that old

1323
00:54:27,780 --> 00:54:32,940
now also

1324
00:54:29,359 --> 00:54:34,559
dropped is still very common terminology

1325
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:37,559
isn't it

1326
00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:39,720
at least I thought so I'm like am I too

1327
00:54:37,559 --> 00:54:42,059
much of a dork to use that word like is

1328
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:44,040
that what she's saying because that

1329
00:54:42,059 --> 00:54:45,780
would be fine I would feel better about

1330
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,859
being a dork than being old I think well

1331
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:49,619
it was funny because I was talking to my

1332
00:54:46,859 --> 00:54:51,300
sister and my best friend recently

1333
00:54:49,619 --> 00:54:53,000
and by recently I mean in the last like

1334
00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:55,200
couple of years

1335
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,760
as I said I was like this conversation

1336
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,920
wasn't that recent all time Blends

1337
00:54:56,760 --> 00:55:02,099
together but what I forget what I was

1338
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:04,500
talking about but I said like it slapped

1339
00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:07,500
and both of them were like what

1340
00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:08,579
what is that good or bad if it slaps and

1341
00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:12,420
I was like

1342
00:55:08,579 --> 00:55:13,680
y'all aren't that much older than me

1343
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:16,760
you know my sister's like three years

1344
00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,760
older than me and my best friend

1345
00:55:17,339 --> 00:55:21,020
I should know how old she is

1346
00:55:21,180 --> 00:55:27,540
I think she's

1347
00:55:23,460 --> 00:55:29,520
six years older than me essentially

1348
00:55:27,540 --> 00:55:31,079
like the youth group I grew up in like a

1349
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,880
high school girl with like Mentor middle

1350
00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:33,900
school girl right right like I was in

1351
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,520
Middle School and she was in high school

1352
00:55:33,900 --> 00:55:37,800
but then we just like

1353
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:40,319
she like became a part of our family and

1354
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:44,040
we've been like best friends for

1355
00:55:40,319 --> 00:55:45,900
20 plus years so I'm like I should know

1356
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,339
like that's what I always think of I

1357
00:55:45,900 --> 00:55:49,500
always think of her being able to drive

1358
00:55:47,339 --> 00:55:52,559
and me being in middle school is like

1359
00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:55,079
I'm like how much older is she than you

1360
00:55:52,559 --> 00:55:56,700
and I'm like at least four years oh she

1361
00:55:55,079 --> 00:56:00,059
can drive

1362
00:55:56,700 --> 00:56:02,400
as though I'm not in my 30s

1363
00:56:00,059 --> 00:56:03,900
um oh she can drive like that's

1364
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:05,520
legitimately how I still think about it

1365
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:07,859
but yeah I said slapped and they were

1366
00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,900
like is that

1367
00:56:07,859 --> 00:56:15,180
is that good or bad

1368
00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:17,700
I'm like it oh oh it's good oh it's fine

1369
00:56:15,180 --> 00:56:20,040
yeah I was with a bunch of friends and

1370
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:21,839
I'm close to the youngest but there was

1371
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:23,339
one person there that's like three-ish

1372
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:26,040
years younger than me

1373
00:56:23,339 --> 00:56:28,200
and she was like she said something

1374
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,119
about have you seen that Tick Tock and

1375
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,980
like said something and all of us were

1376
00:56:30,119 --> 00:56:33,839
like no I don't I don't think I've seen

1377
00:56:31,980 --> 00:56:36,300
that one and she goes all right you guys

1378
00:56:33,839 --> 00:56:40,680
are too old for tick tock and we all

1379
00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:43,020
were like no excuse me like excuse the

1380
00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:45,300
[ __ ] out of me and so that's what we say

1381
00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:46,859
to each other now like the whole group

1382
00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:48,900
of us and she gets so embarrassed she's

1383
00:56:46,859 --> 00:56:50,700
like I'm so sorry that's not how I meant

1384
00:56:48,900 --> 00:56:52,079
it I'm like that's literally the words

1385
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:54,359
that came out of your mouth I had a

1386
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:57,780
counseling client who was like a

1387
00:56:54,359 --> 00:56:59,940
freshman in college oh no and she was

1388
00:56:57,780 --> 00:57:01,740
like do you know what Tick Tock is I was

1389
00:56:59,940 --> 00:57:03,599
like I'm not that old and I forget what

1390
00:57:01,740 --> 00:57:05,579
she said in response but it was like one

1391
00:57:03,599 --> 00:57:08,520
of those where it was like well I wasn't

1392
00:57:05,579 --> 00:57:10,500
sure like or like however she like that

1393
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:12,000
wasn't what she I don't even remember

1394
00:57:10,500 --> 00:57:15,540
but it was something to the effect of

1395
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,859
like I mean yeah but you're old enough

1396
00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:19,500
to have a master's degree to have been

1397
00:57:16,859 --> 00:57:22,619
in the field for a while right like ouch

1398
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:24,900
I was like I'm not

1399
00:57:22,619 --> 00:57:27,900
I'm not that old I graduated with my

1400
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:31,260
masters when I was 22. [ __ ]

1401
00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:33,359
me too you and I have led very similar

1402
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:35,099
lives we have and we were born like a

1403
00:57:33,359 --> 00:57:37,619
day apart yeah because you're the eighth

1404
00:57:35,099 --> 00:57:40,319
right yep yeah and I'm I'm the ninth

1405
00:57:37,619 --> 00:57:41,640
there you go look at those cancers which

1406
00:57:40,319 --> 00:57:43,079
also probably makes sense as to why

1407
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:44,220
we're very similar because we're you're

1408
00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:46,079
literally

1409
00:57:44,220 --> 00:57:47,460
one day older than me do you know what

1410
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:51,180
time you were born

1411
00:57:47,460 --> 00:57:53,040
6 30ish p.m oh damn okay

1412
00:57:51,180 --> 00:57:56,280
but we were born in the same general

1413
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:58,500
geographical area as well

1414
00:57:56,280 --> 00:58:00,380
were you born in Florida yeah

1415
00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:03,359
you know I did know that

1416
00:58:00,380 --> 00:58:06,839
because I was born in Dunedin

1417
00:58:03,359 --> 00:58:08,819
I was born at Arnold Palmer in Orlando

1418
00:58:06,839 --> 00:58:10,980
oh yeah so like only two hours away

1419
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:13,440
you're like 27 hours

1420
00:58:10,980 --> 00:58:15,119
older than me there you go we're

1421
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:18,599
basically the same person but you know I

1422
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:21,599
would be super curious because my sister

1423
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:23,880
um does like human design readings and

1424
00:58:21,599 --> 00:58:25,859
coachings and things like that and but

1425
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:27,720
you have to know the exact location you

1426
00:58:25,859 --> 00:58:29,280
were born and the exact date and time

1427
00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:32,339
that you were born and so I would be

1428
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:35,819
super curious how similar our human

1429
00:58:32,339 --> 00:58:37,980
designs are because I'm like

1430
00:58:35,819 --> 00:58:39,960
as we said like it's a two-hour Drive

1431
00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:41,880
between where I'm like it's really not

1432
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:45,299
that far apart so

1433
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:47,700
I wonder if how much commonality

1434
00:58:45,299 --> 00:58:49,440
that would be really interesting right

1435
00:58:47,700 --> 00:58:51,180
because Vance and I have even had this

1436
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:54,599
conversation about my sister and his

1437
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:56,880
sister because his sister

1438
00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:59,700
her birthday is April 10th I believe and

1439
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,700
my sister is April 17th and mind you

1440
00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:05,579
my sister was born in the 80s and his

1441
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:08,579
sister was born in the 70s but even at

1442
00:59:05,579 --> 00:59:10,440
that there's like a lot of commonalities

1443
00:59:08,579 --> 00:59:12,180
between them and like personality

1444
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:13,740
similarities

1445
00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:15,059
um where I've been like oh I wonder how

1446
00:59:13,740 --> 00:59:18,180
much of that is that they're like the

1447
00:59:15,059 --> 00:59:19,799
same star sign and like just all that

1448
00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:22,799
that entails so I would be curious

1449
00:59:19,799 --> 00:59:25,920
because you and I have so much overlap

1450
00:59:22,799 --> 00:59:28,319
we do yeah we do we thought of the same

1451
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:31,200
Jack Black Kate Winslet mode without

1452
00:59:28,319 --> 00:59:33,240
without prompting what movie I was like

1453
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,440
yeah the holiday you're like what is it

1454
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,480
no it

1455
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:39,540
trust me Hannah this is what you were

1456
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:42,540
thinking of okay follow me here so back

1457
00:59:39,540 --> 00:59:44,339
to the book they don't get on the boat

1458
00:59:42,540 --> 00:59:47,160
and the the captain doesn't touch her

1459
00:59:44,339 --> 00:59:47,880
titty correct so

1460
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,319
um

1461
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:52,140
they decide they're gonna have a picnic

1462
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:55,500
on the beach but everything is closed so

1463
00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:57,420
begonia basically goes door to door and

1464
00:59:55,500 --> 00:59:58,920
just is like hi you guys everything is

1465
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:00,839
closed and we're really hungry do you

1466
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:02,280
have any leftovers or anything that you

1467
01:00:00,839 --> 01:00:04,520
feel like sharing you don't have any

1468
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:08,880
food in their mansion apparently not

1469
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:11,460
so she just people just love her because

1470
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:13,859
she's so cute and bubbly so they just

1471
01:00:11,460 --> 01:00:16,680
give her a [ __ ] feast

1472
01:00:13,859 --> 01:00:19,619
they have wine they have cheese they

1473
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:21,000
have okay you've seen that girl on

1474
01:00:19,619 --> 01:00:22,380
like I know it's an old thing that

1475
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,760
people did but like a girl like made a

1476
01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:25,619
whole like Tick Tock series about it

1477
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,720
where it's like she started with like a

1478
01:00:25,619 --> 01:00:30,240
bobby pin and was like trading up oh

1479
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:32,640
yeah to the like

1480
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:35,700
watching that Journey she got traded

1481
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:37,500
some incredible things over time like at

1482
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,940
one point I forgot that like Chipotle

1483
01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,559
did that like

1484
01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:45,299
Magic card that was like free Chipotle

1485
01:00:42,559 --> 01:00:48,000
oh so like she got traded one of those

1486
01:00:45,299 --> 01:00:51,260
at one point then at one like I saw she

1487
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:54,180
got traded like a like a farming tractor

1488
01:00:51,260 --> 01:00:55,740
I forget what her ultimate goal was

1489
01:00:54,180 --> 01:00:57,420
but yeah that's what it made me think of

1490
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:59,520
like when like you were a kid and you'd

1491
01:00:57,420 --> 01:01:02,220
like go and you'd be like yeah can I

1492
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:04,140
like what you would like trade up yep to

1493
01:01:02,220 --> 01:01:08,760
ultimately get and so she got a whole

1494
01:01:04,140 --> 01:01:10,920
Feast she got a whole feast and uh

1495
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,680
they're just having a really sweet time

1496
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:15,960
some local towns people who are

1497
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,000
musicians come and start playing their

1498
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:19,980
fiddles on the beach for them and it's

1499
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:22,260
like a whole thing and they're having a

1500
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:24,900
really great time and she is really

1501
01:01:22,260 --> 01:01:27,599
settling into it and Hayes kisses her

1502
01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:30,299
and she starts to wonder she's like did

1503
01:01:27,599 --> 01:01:32,520
he change his mind about us doing the

1504
01:01:30,299 --> 01:01:35,579
deed because I'd be into that and as

1505
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:38,160
soon as she starts to think that like uh

1506
01:01:35,579 --> 01:01:40,799
cameras start flashing and she realizes

1507
01:01:38,160 --> 01:01:43,319
that he realized Paparazzi were nearby

1508
01:01:40,799 --> 01:01:45,059
and that's why he kissed her is that

1509
01:01:43,319 --> 01:01:47,880
actually why he kissed her or was it

1510
01:01:45,059 --> 01:01:51,260
just like bad timing it was why he

1511
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:54,359
kissed her oh Haze be better yeah

1512
01:01:51,260 --> 01:01:55,680
and finally she just gets kind of fed up

1513
01:01:54,359 --> 01:01:57,319
and she's like why are you so hell-bound

1514
01:01:55,680 --> 01:02:02,400
on being alone like I don't understand

1515
01:01:57,319 --> 01:02:03,240
like I just I just don't get it and

1516
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:05,280
um

1517
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:07,559
he's like listen you could never

1518
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:09,839
understand my life it's super

1519
01:02:07,559 --> 01:02:12,140
condescending the way that he says like

1520
01:02:09,839 --> 01:02:16,319
you wouldn't get it

1521
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:17,880
and she's like okay so if I drop it will

1522
01:02:16,319 --> 01:02:22,319
you [ __ ] me

1523
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:23,760
and he is very fixated on that well she

1524
01:02:22,319 --> 01:02:25,799
starts laughing because she's trying to

1525
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:28,380
like defuse the whole thing like she was

1526
01:02:25,799 --> 01:02:31,200
trying to make it a joke and he was he

1527
01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:33,420
did not think it was funny

1528
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:36,480
so she's just like you know what I'm

1529
01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:38,160
just going to ignore the atrocious

1530
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:39,720
company and focus on the fact that

1531
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:41,339
there's beautiful music and a gorgeous

1532
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:44,220
speech and really delicious food here

1533
01:02:41,339 --> 01:02:46,859
I'm just gonna pretend he's not here

1534
01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:51,059
so that's what she does

1535
01:02:46,859 --> 01:02:52,859
um so later that night Hayes is not able

1536
01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:54,540
to sleep he goes down to get some water

1537
01:02:52,859 --> 01:02:57,480
or something and his mom is in the

1538
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:59,760
kitchen and his mom starts going on one

1539
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,799
about begonia like you can't be serious

1540
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:04,140
about this girl I know this is one of

1541
01:03:01,799 --> 01:03:07,099
your fake relationships again trying to

1542
01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:07,099
get rid of me

1543
01:03:07,140 --> 01:03:11,160
um I don't understand why you're doing

1544
01:03:08,579 --> 01:03:14,099
this again she's so ridiculous like

1545
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:14,700
really judgmental awful things

1546
01:03:14,099 --> 01:03:16,920
um

1547
01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:19,220
and she says this is worse than your

1548
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:22,680
last rebellion girlfriend

1549
01:03:19,220 --> 01:03:25,079
it's just really not nice and he shuts

1550
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:27,720
his mother down hard

1551
01:03:25,079 --> 01:03:29,880
um and he's like begonia is good for me

1552
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:32,220
and if you can't see that and treat her

1553
01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:34,559
well then you can get the [ __ ] out like

1554
01:03:32,220 --> 01:03:37,380
I'm not doing this with you

1555
01:03:34,559 --> 01:03:39,240
and then he realizes begonia heard the

1556
01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:41,220
whole thing she had been in the hallway

1557
01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:43,380
also apparently coming to get some water

1558
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:45,180
so she runs out of the house and he

1559
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:48,119
chases after her

1560
01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:50,460
and she explains that like she's sobbing

1561
01:03:48,119 --> 01:03:54,059
crying and she explains that she left

1562
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:56,220
her ex because he wouldn't defend her to

1563
01:03:54,059 --> 01:03:58,680
his mom because they were trying to have

1564
01:03:56,220 --> 01:04:01,079
kids and they couldn't get pregnant and

1565
01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:03,799
the mom kept blaming begonia but it was

1566
01:04:01,079 --> 01:04:06,960
actually like an issue with her husband

1567
01:04:03,799 --> 01:04:08,579
and the mom still made a begonias fault

1568
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,339
like well she didn't feed him enough

1569
01:04:08,579 --> 01:04:13,260
vegetables and she didn't like stupid

1570
01:04:11,339 --> 01:04:15,359
[ __ ] like that

1571
01:04:13,260 --> 01:04:16,980
um constantly telling her she was stupid

1572
01:04:15,359 --> 01:04:18,660
and things like that and her husband

1573
01:04:16,980 --> 01:04:22,859
would just sit there and like

1574
01:04:18,660 --> 01:04:25,440
agree if anything so

1575
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:28,079
she's like great you did for me in two

1576
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:30,299
days what that man couldn't do for me my

1577
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:34,200
entire marriage and this isn't even real

1578
01:04:30,299 --> 01:04:35,940
like damn that it like it really got her

1579
01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:36,960
a lot

1580
01:04:35,940 --> 01:04:39,180
um

1581
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:41,640
so he starts to realize that he really

1582
01:04:39,180 --> 01:04:43,920
does really really like her and he's

1583
01:04:41,640 --> 01:04:46,500
like you know what we I'm never gonna

1584
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:49,260
love her but we could be really good

1585
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:51,079
friends she's a really good person

1586
01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:53,700
so

1587
01:04:51,079 --> 01:04:55,319
moving on there's a whole montage of

1588
01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:58,500
them hanging out and doing cute little

1589
01:04:55,319 --> 01:05:00,299
couple things around town

1590
01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:02,520
um he moved back to the guest room his

1591
01:05:00,299 --> 01:05:04,859
mom left the following morning after he

1592
01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:07,799
was like get the [ __ ] out is Amelia

1593
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:10,920
still there nope mom took all the ladies

1594
01:05:07,799 --> 01:05:13,799
took the Entourage with her yes okay

1595
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:15,480
um so he mostly is working sleeping in

1596
01:05:13,799 --> 01:05:17,099
the guest room

1597
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:20,640
um

1598
01:05:17,099 --> 01:05:21,359
so then one night she begonia has a twin

1599
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:24,420
sister

1600
01:05:21,359 --> 01:05:29,160
and her name is hyacinth

1601
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:31,140
Lord help me yeah so uh he realizes she

1602
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,700
really misses her sister so he connects

1603
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:35,940
her phone to the Wi-Fi so she can call

1604
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:40,020
her sister and Wi-Fi this whole time not

1605
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:43,319
this whole time so she he goes through

1606
01:05:40,020 --> 01:05:47,460
her email and her voicemail and is like

1607
01:05:43,319 --> 01:05:48,660
do not listen to or read anything from

1608
01:05:47,460 --> 01:05:51,480
your mother

1609
01:05:48,660 --> 01:05:55,319
not a single thing because it's really

1610
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:57,240
bad her mom is telling her that because

1611
01:05:55,319 --> 01:06:00,000
now all the photos of them have been

1612
01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:01,920
published by this point so she's telling

1613
01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:04,020
begonia like she'll never keep a man

1614
01:06:01,920 --> 01:06:06,240
like that that she's just pissing off

1615
01:06:04,020 --> 01:06:08,940
her ex and if she wants to get him back

1616
01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:12,299
she needs to stop doing this stuff and

1617
01:06:08,940 --> 01:06:14,400
all this other stuff so she called she's

1618
01:06:12,299 --> 01:06:17,660
like okay whatever you say

1619
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,660
so she calls her sister

1620
01:06:17,819 --> 01:06:23,220
um and they are having a cute little

1621
01:06:20,339 --> 01:06:24,839
moment and begonia tries to dance around

1622
01:06:23,220 --> 01:06:27,299
the fakeness of their relationship

1623
01:06:24,839 --> 01:06:28,799
because she did sign an NDA

1624
01:06:27,299 --> 01:06:30,980
um but she also knows her sister will

1625
01:06:28,799 --> 01:06:34,140
know if she's lying they're twins like

1626
01:06:30,980 --> 01:06:35,640
sister's gonna know so

1627
01:06:34,140 --> 01:06:38,819
um

1628
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:42,059
yeah and this is not an important

1629
01:06:38,819 --> 01:06:44,700
detail but really funny begonia reveals

1630
01:06:42,059 --> 01:06:48,660
that marshmallow somehow got into Hayes

1631
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:54,020
mom's luggage and brought her

1632
01:06:48,660 --> 01:06:54,020
brought begonia Hayes mother's vibrator

1633
01:06:55,460 --> 01:07:00,059
uh

1634
01:06:57,359 --> 01:07:02,280
and when she shares that she hears a

1635
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:03,960
noise which confirms that Hayes has been

1636
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:06,420
listening to the entire conversation

1637
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:10,200
like he like chokes on his spit he's

1638
01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:12,240
like oh my God so uh

1639
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:15,059
then he brings her some teas tells her

1640
01:07:12,240 --> 01:07:17,280
he's going to bed and

1641
01:07:15,059 --> 01:07:19,859
um now begonia is starting to realize

1642
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:21,420
she really likes him and

1643
01:07:19,859 --> 01:07:23,819
um wishes that he was someone she could

1644
01:07:21,420 --> 01:07:25,500
actually love because their relationship

1645
01:07:23,819 --> 01:07:27,059
has actually been really fun even though

1646
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:30,839
it's super fake

1647
01:07:27,059 --> 01:07:34,559
so they go to Albany New York where

1648
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:37,579
family business headquarters are

1649
01:07:34,559 --> 01:07:40,799
and he sends begonia off to go exploring

1650
01:07:37,579 --> 01:07:43,020
and he is extremely irritated because

1651
01:07:40,799 --> 01:07:45,000
when he got into the car an executive

1652
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:47,640
assistant was in there

1653
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:49,440
um and she is obviously putting the

1654
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:51,299
moves on him she's got her tits halfway

1655
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:54,780
out she keeps touching his arm and he's

1656
01:07:51,299 --> 01:07:56,700
just like oh my god get off of me and

1657
01:07:54,780 --> 01:08:00,359
she starts immediately issuing orders

1658
01:07:56,700 --> 01:08:02,460
and ignoring her completely and then he

1659
01:08:00,359 --> 01:08:04,260
tells the assistant to tell his uncle

1660
01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:06,480
that he needs to stay at the family

1661
01:08:04,260 --> 01:08:08,160
house for the next two weeks because he

1662
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,020
told begonia they would have to share a

1663
01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:12,720
room because his uncle was going to be

1664
01:08:10,020 --> 01:08:15,480
at the house but that wasn't true so now

1665
01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:17,219
he's like making it true

1666
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:20,759
so

1667
01:08:17,219 --> 01:08:23,339
um he has to hire a new assistant and

1668
01:08:20,759 --> 01:08:25,799
he's freaking out about it he's busy all

1669
01:08:23,339 --> 01:08:28,620
morning and then in the afternoon he

1670
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:31,020
finds his Lobby completely full

1671
01:08:28,620 --> 01:08:34,440
of women like 50 women

1672
01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:37,739
there to interview for the job of his

1673
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:40,020
assistant and he is like I can't I I

1674
01:08:37,739 --> 01:08:41,759
can't like what the [ __ ] is happening I

1675
01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:43,679
feel like if you're the CFO you're not

1676
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:45,120
doing those interviews right yourself

1677
01:08:43,679 --> 01:08:47,520
right

1678
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,719
maybe that might just be me unless all

1679
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:51,480
of these women have already made it to a

1680
01:08:48,719 --> 01:08:54,120
final interview well we'll get to this

1681
01:08:51,480 --> 01:08:57,480
glitch in the system in a moment

1682
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:59,880
so he then calls begonia in an absolute

1683
01:08:57,480 --> 01:09:01,799
panic and is like please help me you

1684
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:03,839
know how to deal with people you can

1685
01:09:01,799 --> 01:09:06,120
read people you can hire my assistant

1686
01:09:03,839 --> 01:09:08,940
right and she's like

1687
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:12,299
sure thing have you eaten and she like

1688
01:09:08,940 --> 01:09:14,299
goes and gets him lunch and comes uh and

1689
01:09:12,299 --> 01:09:16,460
uh

1690
01:09:14,299 --> 01:09:19,440
she's just

1691
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:20,339
so precious and sweet

1692
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:23,040
um

1693
01:09:20,339 --> 01:09:26,160
and then uh

1694
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:28,739
she gets to the office and gets down to

1695
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:31,920
dealing with all 50 of those women

1696
01:09:28,739 --> 01:09:34,679
and it turns out that there was a glitch

1697
01:09:31,920 --> 01:09:36,839
in the HR software and all of the women

1698
01:09:34,679 --> 01:09:39,179
for those who don't see the video Hannah

1699
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:40,920
is doing air quote I am doing air quotes

1700
01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:43,620
a lot of them

1701
01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:46,620
um that apparently all of the women who

1702
01:09:43,620 --> 01:09:49,880
had already been interviewed initially

1703
01:09:46,620 --> 01:09:53,279
and discarded they all got an email

1704
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:57,060
interview oh yeah

1705
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:59,699
hmm and he's like this feels sucks my

1706
01:09:57,060 --> 01:10:00,679
[ __ ] mother again he's like gen Z

1707
01:09:59,699 --> 01:10:03,420
word

1708
01:10:00,679 --> 01:10:05,400
to be clear we're hip to the drive on

1709
01:10:03,420 --> 01:10:07,160
what the kids are doing

1710
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:10,320
um the youths

1711
01:10:07,160 --> 01:10:14,280
not the youths

1712
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:16,320
um so uh several hours later Hayes is

1713
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:17,640
losing his [ __ ] because he just has way

1714
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:20,159
too much to do and he's super

1715
01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:22,080
overwhelmed and all of a sudden begonia

1716
01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:24,179
like blows into his office and she's

1717
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:27,659
like these are your two new assistants

1718
01:10:24,179 --> 01:10:29,940
this job was too big for one and just

1719
01:10:27,659 --> 01:10:31,440
like gives him a rundown of both of

1720
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:33,300
these women and is like you will meet

1721
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:35,219
them tomorrow to confirm that you're

1722
01:10:33,300 --> 01:10:36,900
comfortable with them for breakfast at 8

1723
01:10:35,219 --> 01:10:40,440
30 I've already put it in your calendar

1724
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:43,800
thank you and like he's like thank you

1725
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:46,140
thank you peconia I appreciate you

1726
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:47,640
but then he realizes how like exhausted

1727
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:49,739
and frazzled she looks and he's like

1728
01:10:47,640 --> 01:10:52,920
okay so we're going home now like we're

1729
01:10:49,739 --> 01:10:54,600
gonna go home yeah so um she's terrified

1730
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:56,699
because they're taking a helicopter for

1731
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,140
some unknown [ __ ] reason do we

1732
01:10:56,699 --> 01:10:59,280
understand her trauma about modes of

1733
01:10:58,140 --> 01:11:03,120
transportation

1734
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:05,040
no she's worried this time because she's

1735
01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:07,520
worried that marshmallow is gonna open

1736
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:07,520
the door

1737
01:11:11,780 --> 01:11:19,620
so so he's like I got it and holds this

1738
01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:22,199
90 pound dog in his lap the entire trip

1739
01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:25,739
and is slowly dying of an allergic

1740
01:11:22,199 --> 01:11:29,100
reaction but he's like he's got his one

1741
01:11:25,739 --> 01:11:31,280
bodyguard guy at one door in begonia at

1742
01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:34,560
the other door like guarding it in case

1743
01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:36,560
marshmallow gets away

1744
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:39,540
so um

1745
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:42,179
begonia sees his house and is like what

1746
01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:45,179
a pretty Hotel I can't imagine staying

1747
01:11:42,179 --> 01:11:47,820
in such a lovely place and he's like

1748
01:11:45,179 --> 01:11:50,940
babe that's my house and she's like I

1749
01:11:47,820 --> 01:11:53,460
can't go in there like oh my God

1750
01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:56,159
and he's like it's just a house it's

1751
01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:58,800
fine we can do this but she's seriously

1752
01:11:56,159 --> 01:12:02,699
panicking and she tells a story about

1753
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:04,860
how her ex always told her that he was

1754
01:12:02,699 --> 01:12:06,840
um embarrassed to take her out nice

1755
01:12:04,860 --> 01:12:07,440
places because

1756
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,199
um

1757
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:11,699
quote the wait staff out wait staff

1758
01:12:10,199 --> 01:12:14,520
outclassed her

1759
01:12:11,699 --> 01:12:17,219
which is like super mean what a shitty

1760
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:19,560
comment yeah and Hayes Ellie is like I

1761
01:12:17,219 --> 01:12:20,940
don't understand this undeniable urge I

1762
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,620
have to beat the [ __ ] out of another

1763
01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,120
human being but like that's what I'm

1764
01:12:22,620 --> 01:12:25,920
experiencing right now

1765
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:27,420
and he's like but obviously I can't do

1766
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:29,219
that because that is not on brand for

1767
01:12:27,420 --> 01:12:30,719
the family throughout this whole thing

1768
01:12:29,219 --> 01:12:32,580
there's been like little comments about

1769
01:12:30,719 --> 01:12:35,640
how he has to keep up appearances for

1770
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:36,480
the family it's super stressful for him

1771
01:12:35,640 --> 01:12:39,000
um

1772
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:42,239
so anyway they get to the house

1773
01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:44,060
um and Hayes's cousin is there

1774
01:12:42,239 --> 01:12:46,560
telling her they're going to be besties

1775
01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:49,260
she's also a rock star which is

1776
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:51,480
interesting and then another woman pops

1777
01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:52,920
out of nowhere while Hayes is really

1778
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:54,179
desperately trying to get the two of

1779
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,500
them upstairs and like away from

1780
01:12:54,179 --> 01:12:57,380
everybody

1781
01:12:55,500 --> 01:13:00,540
um so they can just eat and go to sleep

1782
01:12:57,380 --> 01:13:03,840
and begonia is

1783
01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:06,000
slap happy and hangry and she is losing

1784
01:13:03,840 --> 01:13:10,679
a little bit of her

1785
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:13,380
her I don't know jovial her innocence

1786
01:13:10,679 --> 01:13:18,060
yes her sweet

1787
01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:20,159
kind thing shtick she's losing it and

1788
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:24,600
this other woman says that she is Hayes

1789
01:13:20,159 --> 01:13:26,940
fiance and begonia just claps and says

1790
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,920
that that is so adorable because she

1791
01:13:26,940 --> 01:13:31,560
already met his second grade wife who is

1792
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:33,420
Amelia by the way Amelia was like well

1793
01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:36,360
we got married in second grade and she's

1794
01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:38,460
like that's so fun I love that for you

1795
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:40,080
guys so she just starts clapping and

1796
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:41,340
it's like I already met his second grade

1797
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:43,679
wife

1798
01:13:41,340 --> 01:13:45,120
and then starts calling this woman Angie

1799
01:13:43,679 --> 01:13:48,239
repeatedly because she looks like

1800
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:52,199
Angelina Jolie the woman is not amused

1801
01:13:48,239 --> 01:13:53,940
she is not amused so finally Hayes just

1802
01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:57,540
grabs her and starts like pulling her up

1803
01:13:53,940 --> 01:14:00,000
the stairs did his mom send this one it

1804
01:13:57,540 --> 01:14:03,719
seems that way okay

1805
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:06,420
um and uh he's like listen that woman is

1806
01:14:03,719 --> 01:14:08,940
not my fiance no matter what she says I

1807
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:10,980
promise you and begonia is like you're

1808
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:15,860
not good enough for Angie anyway and

1809
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:18,120
he's like you need to go to bed bless it

1810
01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:20,219
uh so

1811
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,620
they um

1812
01:14:20,219 --> 01:14:24,900
get back to his rooms they start to

1813
01:14:22,620 --> 01:14:26,219
decide to have dinner whatever the chef

1814
01:14:24,900 --> 01:14:28,140
brings it up because they're all super

1815
01:14:26,219 --> 01:14:29,820
rich and

1816
01:14:28,140 --> 01:14:32,460
um all of a sudden he's just like I'll

1817
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:36,540
have sex with you

1818
01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:38,159
and she chokes on some bread for obvious

1819
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:39,540
reasons

1820
01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:41,400
um and then just not the only thing

1821
01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:42,900
she's gonna choke on that night

1822
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:45,600
ayo

1823
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:48,060
but then she just pretends he didn't say

1824
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:49,860
anything she just moves on with the

1825
01:14:48,060 --> 01:14:50,640
conversation

1826
01:14:49,860 --> 01:14:53,219
um

1827
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:55,320
and he's like well now I'm more confused

1828
01:14:53,219 --> 01:14:56,880
than I was before

1829
01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:58,199
um so then he just all of a sudden

1830
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,840
interrupts her and he's like why did you

1831
01:14:58,199 --> 01:15:03,260
help me pick an assistant and she's like

1832
01:15:00,840 --> 01:15:05,580
because I like to help people

1833
01:15:03,260 --> 01:15:07,980
and you're not a people person and

1834
01:15:05,580 --> 01:15:10,860
that's okay so I decided to help you

1835
01:15:07,980 --> 01:15:13,380
what does she do for a living she is a

1836
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:16,260
high school art teacher

1837
01:15:13,380 --> 01:15:17,940
that feels on brand right and that will

1838
01:15:16,260 --> 01:15:19,800
actually become a thing later as well

1839
01:15:17,940 --> 01:15:22,920
but

1840
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:24,840
um she mentions her ex again and like

1841
01:15:22,920 --> 01:15:26,820
all the work that she's done on herself

1842
01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:27,780
and

1843
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:31,260
um

1844
01:15:27,780 --> 01:15:33,719
he all of a sudden asks like

1845
01:15:31,260 --> 01:15:35,219
why are you why do you help people like

1846
01:15:33,719 --> 01:15:39,000
I don't understand this whole thing

1847
01:15:35,219 --> 01:15:42,120
people suck and she's like I get joy out

1848
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:44,699
of helping people and he's like well

1849
01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:48,179
who helps you though

1850
01:15:44,699 --> 01:15:50,219
and she's like wow thanks so much for

1851
01:15:48,179 --> 01:15:51,840
pointing out that flaw in my life I

1852
01:15:50,219 --> 01:15:53,880
really appreciate this heart to heart

1853
01:15:51,840 --> 01:15:57,420
that we're having

1854
01:15:53,880 --> 01:15:59,460
um and he's like realizes nobody takes

1855
01:15:57,420 --> 01:16:01,800
care of her like nobody makes her a

1856
01:15:59,460 --> 01:16:03,000
priority so he goes and kneels in front

1857
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:05,159
of her

1858
01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:08,100
and stars they start making out hardcore

1859
01:16:05,159 --> 01:16:10,140
she's in a robe there's titty fondling

1860
01:16:08,100 --> 01:16:12,480
happening and he finally eats her out

1861
01:16:10,140 --> 01:16:14,460
it's like this big moment right

1862
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:16,980
um and then marshmallow keeps nudging

1863
01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:19,140
Haze and Hayes just keeps like like

1864
01:16:16,980 --> 01:16:21,300
pushing him back

1865
01:16:19,140 --> 01:16:23,280
um and she is just about to come when

1866
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:25,340
the fire alarm goes off and the

1867
01:16:23,280 --> 01:16:28,560
sprinklers start going off in the room

1868
01:16:25,340 --> 01:16:30,420
because she knocked over a candle that

1869
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,980
had been on the table and marshmallow

1870
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:35,100
was trying to warn them that the room

1871
01:16:31,980 --> 01:16:39,120
was on fire oh my gosh

1872
01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:41,880
it wasn't good no so she's outside with

1873
01:16:39,120 --> 01:16:43,800
haze's entire family because they're all

1874
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:46,199
there

1875
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:47,820
um just hanging out awkwardly waking

1876
01:16:46,199 --> 01:16:49,620
waiting for him to come back and take

1877
01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:52,620
her upstairs

1878
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:54,360
um and uh

1879
01:16:52,620 --> 01:16:56,880
she her phone starts ringing The

1880
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:58,860
Imperial March from Hayes pocket because

1881
01:16:56,880 --> 01:17:02,040
he had grabbed it from the room

1882
01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:03,960
and he answers it it's her ex

1883
01:17:02,040 --> 01:17:06,060
um begging her to come back to him and

1884
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:09,719
Hayes is like never call this number

1885
01:17:06,060 --> 01:17:12,600
again you're [ __ ] done you lost Her

1886
01:17:09,719 --> 01:17:13,560
She's Mine whatever

1887
01:17:12,600 --> 01:17:16,320
um

1888
01:17:13,560 --> 01:17:18,239
and then he finally gets her inside and

1889
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:21,360
drops the bomb that they probably need

1890
01:17:18,239 --> 01:17:23,580
to get engaged and maybe even married

1891
01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:26,460
because all these women keep showing up

1892
01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:27,960
and his mom isn't gonna stop so we

1893
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:29,820
should just probably just go ahead and

1894
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:31,380
get married

1895
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:33,659
and

1896
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:36,840
um he keeps going on and on and on about

1897
01:17:33,659 --> 01:17:38,520
updating their agreement and begonia is

1898
01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:42,300
like

1899
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:46,080
is there is there more wine

1900
01:17:42,300 --> 01:17:49,320
because I'm gonna need more wine yeah

1901
01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:52,020
and this is a conversation for alcohol

1902
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:56,040
yeah not that like alcohol should be

1903
01:17:52,020 --> 01:17:58,080
your only coping skill correct but it

1904
01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,540
can be a helpful one in certain

1905
01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:02,340
situations for some people yeah right

1906
01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:03,900
yeah not for everyone but for some

1907
01:18:02,340 --> 01:18:06,300
people mm-hmm

1908
01:18:03,900 --> 01:18:08,520
so the next morning she's hungover as

1909
01:18:06,300 --> 01:18:11,340
[ __ ] and

1910
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:13,860
um she talks to his cousin who gives

1911
01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:18,120
details Hayes's cousin about

1912
01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:20,760
um he proposed to somebody in college

1913
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:22,620
and was like absolutely manly

1914
01:18:20,760 --> 01:18:26,580
madly in love with this girl and then

1915
01:18:22,620 --> 01:18:28,860
found out she was cheating on him um

1916
01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:30,840
the basically their entire relationship

1917
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:33,420
with this guy that he thought was his

1918
01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:36,060
best friend but had betrayed him in

1919
01:18:33,420 --> 01:18:38,820
college and was like like sold fake

1920
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:40,800
stories about him to the to tabloids

1921
01:18:38,820 --> 01:18:43,739
about him having like a foot fetish and

1922
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:45,600
being like the the freaky brother or

1923
01:18:43,739 --> 01:18:48,659
whatever

1924
01:18:45,600 --> 01:18:50,699
uh so then there's a really sweet text

1925
01:18:48,659 --> 01:18:52,199
exchange Haze promises he's gonna be

1926
01:18:50,699 --> 01:18:53,699
home for dinner

1927
01:18:52,199 --> 01:18:56,219
um and they're gonna go out for burgers

1928
01:18:53,699 --> 01:18:58,199
it's all really sweet and then he she

1929
01:18:56,219 --> 01:18:59,880
tells him that she really loves she had

1930
01:18:58,199 --> 01:19:02,219
told him previously she really loves to

1931
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:04,920
do Pottery but she's terrible at it but

1932
01:19:02,219 --> 01:19:07,080
she enjoys it so it doesn't matter you

1933
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:10,020
know we love a queen who will still do a

1934
01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:12,719
hobby just for the sake of enjoyment and

1935
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:14,880
not yeah like I do and I feel like we've

1936
01:19:12,719 --> 01:19:16,800
talked about this before but like

1937
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:19,800
I feel like Millennials have turned

1938
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:22,380
every hobby into a side hustle and like

1939
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:24,900
we don't really do things

1940
01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:28,199
for Joy for Joy like we only do them if

1941
01:19:24,900 --> 01:19:30,659
we're good at them yep and

1942
01:19:28,199 --> 01:19:32,640
so I really appreciate that that tidbit

1943
01:19:30,659 --> 01:19:35,159
that she's like no I just do this

1944
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:37,320
because I enjoy doing it like yeah

1945
01:19:35,159 --> 01:19:39,540
like I'm not gonna sell this [ __ ] it's

1946
01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:43,679
yeah it's not good like I know it's bad

1947
01:19:39,540 --> 01:19:45,480
so he sends an entire Pottery setup to

1948
01:19:43,679 --> 01:19:47,219
the house like he ordered it to have it

1949
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:51,960
sent and set up

1950
01:19:47,219 --> 01:19:54,239
and he tells her that he knew that she

1951
01:19:51,960 --> 01:19:56,219
wouldn't take diamonds as a thank you so

1952
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:58,320
he wanted to do something special for

1953
01:19:56,219 --> 01:20:00,000
her so that's what he did

1954
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:02,820
so

1955
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:04,560
um Hayes is extremely late like they had

1956
01:20:02,820 --> 01:20:07,140
all these cute plans in this sweet

1957
01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:08,820
moment and he's extremely late finally

1958
01:20:07,140 --> 01:20:10,620
gets home and he's still talking on the

1959
01:20:08,820 --> 01:20:12,300
phone and she starts thinking about her

1960
01:20:10,620 --> 01:20:14,100
ex and how he used to do this [ __ ] all

1961
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:16,380
the time just like put her off and make

1962
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:17,940
her feel like she wasn't important and

1963
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:19,679
she's really really angry because she

1964
01:20:17,940 --> 01:20:21,600
was also worried about him like that's

1965
01:20:19,679 --> 01:20:24,360
how late he was and he wasn't answering

1966
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:27,239
his phone but then she's like I don't

1967
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:31,020
think I get to be angry actually like

1968
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:34,040
we're not in a real relationship so

1969
01:20:31,020 --> 01:20:37,199
I don't think I get to be mad

1970
01:20:34,040 --> 01:20:39,060
I know because she's so sweet you guys

1971
01:20:37,199 --> 01:20:41,699
the whole time I want to be like I want

1972
01:20:39,060 --> 01:20:44,260
to be more like begonia she's so nice

1973
01:20:41,699 --> 01:20:46,679
but I don't think I have it in me

1974
01:20:44,260 --> 01:20:49,520
[Laughter]

1975
01:20:46,679 --> 01:20:52,800
I wish that I did

1976
01:20:49,520 --> 01:20:55,500
I don't think I do well I did think

1977
01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:58,020
earlier when he was talking about like

1978
01:20:55,500 --> 01:21:00,420
or when Hayes was processing that no one

1979
01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:05,040
takes care of her I did have an ex tell

1980
01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:07,920
me I was altruistic to a fault

1981
01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:09,300
thank you yeah and I was like

1982
01:21:07,920 --> 01:21:12,480
that's

1983
01:21:09,300 --> 01:21:13,920
I was that a compliment was that an

1984
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:16,340
insult

1985
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:19,560
to this day I still don't know

1986
01:21:16,340 --> 01:21:20,400
it remains a mystery it does but I'm

1987
01:21:19,560 --> 01:21:23,340
like

1988
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:25,320
I don't think he was wrong but I'm also

1989
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:29,280
like

1990
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:33,120
so what do I what do I do with that

1991
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:35,280
is this constructive oh [ __ ] sorry

1992
01:21:33,120 --> 01:21:37,980
everyone I just hit my mic she did like

1993
01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:40,739
she meant to I like I hit that hard with

1994
01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:42,179
my elbow and I apologize if anyone heard

1995
01:21:40,739 --> 01:21:44,159
that

1996
01:21:42,179 --> 01:21:46,380
sorry Vance that you're gonna have to

1997
01:21:44,159 --> 01:21:48,420
edit this sound a little bit

1998
01:21:46,380 --> 01:21:51,420
bless my sweet husband We Appreciate You

1999
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:54,120
Vance shout outs to Vance but yeah no

2000
01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:56,100
I'm like altruistic to a fault I feel

2001
01:21:54,120 --> 01:21:58,020
like at the time I took pride in that

2002
01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:59,760
and now I'm like

2003
01:21:58,020 --> 01:22:02,540
um on retrospect I don't know if that

2004
01:21:59,760 --> 01:22:06,239
was meant to be a compliment

2005
01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:08,460
yeah yeah boundaries matter they do okay

2006
01:22:06,239 --> 01:22:12,739
so we would all love to be more like

2007
01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:15,719
begonia yes and her

2008
01:22:12,739 --> 01:22:18,719
unrelenting optimism yes that's exactly

2009
01:22:15,719 --> 01:22:20,699
what it is unrelenting optimism so he

2010
01:22:18,719 --> 01:22:23,460
immediately comes over gives her a big

2011
01:22:20,699 --> 01:22:25,560
hug grabs a picnic basket and then

2012
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:27,120
carries her like lifts her up and

2013
01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:29,580
carries her out through the grounds of

2014
01:22:27,120 --> 01:22:31,739
the house outside

2015
01:22:29,580 --> 01:22:34,020
um before setting them both up on the

2016
01:22:31,739 --> 01:22:37,140
ground on a blanket

2017
01:22:34,020 --> 01:22:39,719
um and they have basically a charcuterie

2018
01:22:37,140 --> 01:22:42,120
and drinking wine and having a great

2019
01:22:39,719 --> 01:22:45,360
time and so then he puts on the moves on

2020
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:48,540
her puts the moves on her I've almost

2021
01:22:45,360 --> 01:22:50,219
finished this heavy pour have you I I

2022
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:52,260
was actually thinking I haven't seen you

2023
01:22:50,219 --> 01:22:56,820
drink any of them yeah I've had like two

2024
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:57,540
sips yeah it's uh good for you girl yeah

2025
01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:59,699
it's

2026
01:22:57,540 --> 01:23:01,860
I love that you're trying to show it to

2027
01:22:59,699 --> 01:23:03,900
me to prove how much you've had to drink

2028
01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:05,159
I'm gonna put it back down girl just

2029
01:23:03,900 --> 01:23:07,860
take another sip if you want one I'm

2030
01:23:05,159 --> 01:23:09,600
doing a really good job for free you're

2031
01:23:07,860 --> 01:23:12,120
free to do what you need also I feel

2032
01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:15,120
like I'm sorry our sound panels behind

2033
01:23:12,120 --> 01:23:18,900
us aren't even they're not oh that's

2034
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:21,060
me we'll deal with that point so he puts

2035
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:23,460
the moves on her and tells her that um

2036
01:23:21,060 --> 01:23:26,719
he wants to make love to her knowing who

2037
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:29,280
she is and saying her name

2038
01:23:26,719 --> 01:23:32,580
like I want to be able to look at you in

2039
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:35,100
the eyes I care for you I enjoy you they

2040
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:37,440
have a solidifying [ __ ] she offers her

2041
01:23:35,100 --> 01:23:40,040
rock paper scissors with him for who's

2042
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:40,040
in charge

2043
01:23:42,260 --> 01:23:48,860
and he's like no

2044
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:48,860
we won't be doing that

2045
01:23:49,320 --> 01:23:53,179
for those of you who can't see my face

2046
01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:57,960
right now

2047
01:23:53,179 --> 01:23:59,940
I don't yeah I don't love that it was a

2048
01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:01,320
weird thing to do I think she was really

2049
01:23:59,940 --> 01:24:03,420
anxious

2050
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:05,820
and she was like do you want a rock

2051
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:09,060
paper scissors like I don't know for

2052
01:24:05,820 --> 01:24:12,420
who's in charge or who's on top or the

2053
01:24:09,060 --> 01:24:15,120
words were who's in charge so then he is

2054
01:24:12,420 --> 01:24:16,679
like it's actually really cute and sweet

2055
01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:18,960
because in a lot of these books it's

2056
01:24:16,679 --> 01:24:22,620
like the guy is all Alpha and he's like

2057
01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:25,100
I know how to please a woman and like

2058
01:24:22,620 --> 01:24:27,840
stoic and whatever but he's like

2059
01:24:25,100 --> 01:24:30,120
stuttering because every time she

2060
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:32,760
touches him he's like like that's

2061
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:34,620
awesome it's super cute

2062
01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:36,540
um and he keeps telling her how amazing

2063
01:24:34,620 --> 01:24:37,199
she feels

2064
01:24:36,540 --> 01:24:39,780
um

2065
01:24:37,199 --> 01:24:42,120
and she's like oh no

2066
01:24:39,780 --> 01:24:45,540
I have feelings for him and this is

2067
01:24:42,120 --> 01:24:47,219
temporary but you know what I'm just

2068
01:24:45,540 --> 01:24:49,739
gonna enjoy it while it lasts because

2069
01:24:47,219 --> 01:24:52,440
this is pretty great

2070
01:24:49,739 --> 01:24:54,360
so he is going on and on in his mind

2071
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:57,659
about how

2072
01:24:54,360 --> 01:25:00,600
um begonia is the Sun and he's a but a

2073
01:24:57,659 --> 01:25:02,280
blade of grass basking in her light like

2074
01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,080
this is his thoughts he's not saying any

2075
01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:05,219
of this out loud

2076
01:25:04,080 --> 01:25:08,580
um they continue to share their

2077
01:25:05,219 --> 01:25:11,520
charcuterie naked in the Moonlight

2078
01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:13,580
outside I was like oh no charcuterie a

2079
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:15,960
euphemism

2080
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:21,239
no not today I want to share my

2081
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:24,239
charcuterie with you no my charcuterie

2082
01:25:21,239 --> 01:25:24,239
charcuterie

2083
01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:30,120
oh no I like charcuterie better

2084
01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:30,120
charcuterie

2085
01:25:30,980 --> 01:25:35,239
we are the worst okay

2086
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:44,880
I just felt I'm so sorry in advance to

2087
01:25:42,239 --> 01:25:47,300
everyone but now all I can think of is

2088
01:25:44,880 --> 01:25:50,719
meatballs

2089
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:55,800
no Chelsea

2090
01:25:50,719 --> 01:25:59,060
no I don't like it for me either

2091
01:25:55,800 --> 01:25:59,060
but I can't

2092
01:26:00,139 --> 01:26:07,440
so all right pivoting for a second

2093
01:26:04,620 --> 01:26:09,480
just not that we needed more brevity but

2094
01:26:07,440 --> 01:26:13,800
because I need to not pick up meat folds

2095
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:14,880
anymore so at work each each week as you

2096
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,860
know because we used to work at the same

2097
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:18,960
company we have like what we call a

2098
01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:21,600
Segway question which is essentially an

2099
01:26:18,960 --> 01:26:23,880
icebreaker question we do and we all

2100
01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:26,460
rotate who asks the question so the

2101
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:29,340
question that was asked two weeks ago

2102
01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:31,679
was if there was a religion that you

2103
01:26:29,340 --> 01:26:33,840
were the deity of and people were taking

2104
01:26:31,679 --> 01:26:37,460
communion

2105
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:41,219
oh no what would your body and blood be

2106
01:26:37,460 --> 01:26:44,159
that they would be consuming what it was

2107
01:26:41,219 --> 01:26:47,580
such a good question oh my God I love

2108
01:26:44,159 --> 01:26:50,040
that question what was your answer

2109
01:26:47,580 --> 01:26:54,679
bota Box Chardonnay and

2110
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:54,679
um like carrot cake or key lime pie

2111
01:26:55,139 --> 01:27:00,540
um and then the follow-up question I was

2112
01:26:57,960 --> 01:27:03,719
asked was

2113
01:27:00,540 --> 01:27:06,840
are we just are like how is the Boda box

2114
01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:08,520
being passed out and someone was like

2115
01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:09,960
are they just getting on their knees and

2116
01:27:08,520 --> 01:27:13,080
you're pouring a shot and I was like

2117
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:15,900
yeah yeah but then one of the girls on

2118
01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:18,600
our compliance team shout out Mary Beth

2119
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:21,600
oh hi Mary Beth miss you

2120
01:27:18,600 --> 01:27:23,580
what I still I don't honestly I think

2121
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:25,139
she said like a skinny margarita would

2122
01:27:23,580 --> 01:27:27,060
be her blood I don't remember what she

2123
01:27:25,139 --> 01:27:28,620
said her body was all I remember is that

2124
01:27:27,060 --> 01:27:30,960
at some point when she was taking about

2125
01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:32,940
taking the body and blood of her as the

2126
01:27:30,960 --> 01:27:35,480
Teeny she's like get on your knees and

2127
01:27:32,940 --> 01:27:35,480
take it

2128
01:27:35,820 --> 01:27:40,260
and I thought about it at least once a

2129
01:27:38,820 --> 01:27:42,600
day since then I don't even remember

2130
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:46,040
what her body was I I do believe her

2131
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:46,040
blood was skinny margaritas

2132
01:27:46,139 --> 01:27:50,040
wow what would your body and blood be

2133
01:27:47,699 --> 01:27:52,260
Hannah I was just thinking that

2134
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:56,460
part of me wants to say my blood would

2135
01:27:52,260 --> 01:27:59,040
be pineapple infused tequila oh okay

2136
01:27:56,460 --> 01:28:01,739
because that used to be my jam back in

2137
01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:03,659
the day I worked at a tequila bar and we

2138
01:28:01,739 --> 01:28:06,000
had this big vat

2139
01:28:03,659 --> 01:28:08,280
of tequila that we put a bunch of

2140
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:10,920
pineapple in that sounds delicious and

2141
01:28:08,280 --> 01:28:12,440
we did like birthday shots from that and

2142
01:28:10,920 --> 01:28:16,800
like a couple of other drinks from it

2143
01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:18,900
and uh whenever we would kill the vat we

2144
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:21,960
would eat the pineapple and if you want

2145
01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:24,659
to get Smash Hammer drunk you eat

2146
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:28,860
pineapple that's been sitting in tequila

2147
01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:30,300
for Christ knows how long yep so yeah my

2148
01:28:28,860 --> 01:28:33,300
first thought when I thought about what

2149
01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:36,000
my body would be was cheese

2150
01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:38,460
yeah like bread cheese if you know what

2151
01:28:36,000 --> 01:28:41,639
I'm talking about bread cheese no okay

2152
01:28:38,460 --> 01:28:44,520
well bread cheese is like

2153
01:28:41,639 --> 01:28:48,480
a little bit like paneer in the texture

2154
01:28:44,520 --> 01:28:50,040
okay but like my husband is obsessed

2155
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:52,320
with it and they have all different like

2156
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:55,560
flavors they have like Chipotle and

2157
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:58,020
pizza and garlic and all these random

2158
01:28:55,560 --> 01:28:59,340
flavors and he's obsessed with it but

2159
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:01,560
you cut it up and put it in the

2160
01:28:59,340 --> 01:29:03,840
microwave for like 30 seconds so it's a

2161
01:29:01,560 --> 01:29:04,800
little bit melty um I think that would

2162
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,280
be it

2163
01:29:04,800 --> 01:29:12,060
okay when you know I probably if I

2164
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:15,060
pivoted to a cheese I'd probably be like

2165
01:29:12,060 --> 01:29:21,360
an infused like a cranberry goat cheese

2166
01:29:15,060 --> 01:29:24,360
oh yeah or like a nice gouda or a Brie

2167
01:29:21,360 --> 01:29:27,780
I do love a good soft cheese oh no okay

2168
01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:32,400
one of the best soups of my life

2169
01:29:27,780 --> 01:29:34,560
yeah would that be blood or body

2170
01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:37,320
a suit well we also know I love a

2171
01:29:34,560 --> 01:29:39,360
two-for-one special so if I can combine

2172
01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:41,880
these that feels even more on brand

2173
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:43,380
there's a restaurant in Dallas where I

2174
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:45,360
went to Grad School Dallas Texas not

2175
01:29:43,380 --> 01:29:46,920
Dallas Georgia common misconception

2176
01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:49,739
actually it's not a common misconception

2177
01:29:46,920 --> 01:29:52,260
only if you're from that area yeah if

2178
01:29:49,739 --> 01:29:53,940
you're from Georgia and you're like oh

2179
01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:56,400
Dallas Georgia you're like no no one is

2180
01:29:53,940 --> 01:29:59,880
ever referring to Dallas Georgia

2181
01:29:56,400 --> 01:30:01,560
um but there's a restaurant that so to

2182
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:03,480
be fair my friend lived within walking

2183
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:05,340
distance and we all just like walked

2184
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:07,080
over and then we didn't know it was like

2185
01:30:05,340 --> 01:30:09,540
at that point in time rated the most

2186
01:30:07,080 --> 01:30:11,100
romantic restaurant in Dallas you know

2187
01:30:09,540 --> 01:30:14,360
just like four single girls living their

2188
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:18,320
best life they had a champagne Brie soup

2189
01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:18,320
oh yes

2190
01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:23,880
I I don't like it's it's one of those

2191
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:26,520
that it's been so long that I like can't

2192
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:27,719
even fully remember what it like I just

2193
01:30:26,520 --> 01:30:31,560
remember it was

2194
01:30:27,719 --> 01:30:33,239
so good but I can't like recall if it

2195
01:30:31,560 --> 01:30:35,639
was more champagne or Brie or whatever

2196
01:30:33,239 --> 01:30:38,159
but I'm like okay if I'm combining those

2197
01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:40,260
to a body and bread special two for one

2198
01:30:38,159 --> 01:30:43,800
yeah absolutely I would be a champagne

2199
01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:47,880
soup yeah I mean if I

2200
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:50,820
part of me says bread cheese cheese in

2201
01:30:47,880 --> 01:30:52,440
general because it's easily passed you

2202
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:54,900
know what I mean like it's easy to give

2203
01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:57,179
out but like when you are a deity that

2204
01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:59,600
thinks about others I am I am altruistic

2205
01:30:57,179 --> 01:31:02,760
to a fault you get it

2206
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:05,300
but if in a perfect world if it were

2207
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:07,920
possible it would probably be like

2208
01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:10,620
chorizo tacos would be what I would want

2209
01:31:07,920 --> 01:31:12,900
to give a little baby slider tops yeah

2210
01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:15,300
like a little baby like Tapas style

2211
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:18,060
adorable would that be right but that

2212
01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:19,920
would be difficult to like pass out oh

2213
01:31:18,060 --> 01:31:22,500
good news my husband just walked back in

2214
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:25,139
the room hey Vance your body and blood

2215
01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:27,659
as a deity I if I'm remembering

2216
01:31:25,139 --> 01:31:32,179
correctly your blood was a Green Point

2217
01:31:27,659 --> 01:31:34,080
cocktail what was your body

2218
01:31:32,179 --> 01:31:35,639
oh no

2219
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:36,900
you also I need you to know there have

2220
01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:38,520
been times in our lives where we haven't

2221
01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:40,800
been at the movies but we've stopped by

2222
01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:43,260
a movie theaters to get movie theater

2223
01:31:40,800 --> 01:31:44,820
popcorn to take home with us for the

2224
01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:47,760
evening they let you do it do they

2225
01:31:44,820 --> 01:31:49,679
really yeah you're like walking but it

2226
01:31:47,760 --> 01:31:52,679
also like I guess to be fair depending

2227
01:31:49,679 --> 01:31:54,659
on the setup of that movie theater

2228
01:31:52,679 --> 01:31:57,480
because some concessions are past the

2229
01:31:54,659 --> 01:31:58,560
ticket some are before right but no my

2230
01:31:57,480 --> 01:32:00,300
husband

2231
01:31:58,560 --> 01:32:01,860
walking in and he's like I would like an

2232
01:32:00,300 --> 01:32:03,300
offensive amount of butter and then

2233
01:32:01,860 --> 01:32:04,440
they're like yeah and he's like no no no

2234
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:07,980
no

2235
01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:10,260
I want you to hear me when I say an

2236
01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:11,639
offensive amount of butter to the point

2237
01:32:10,260 --> 01:32:13,800
where it's like they'll like throw like

2238
01:32:11,639 --> 01:32:17,159
one scoop of popcorn in butter it

2239
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:19,920
another two like they will only one time

2240
01:32:17,159 --> 01:32:22,560
ever in our history has he been like she

2241
01:32:19,920 --> 01:32:24,120
maybe understood the assignment too much

2242
01:32:22,560 --> 01:32:26,520
he's like that might be the only time

2243
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:28,560
it's been too much butter but yes movie

2244
01:32:26,520 --> 01:32:31,080
theater popcorn was an offensive amount

2245
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:35,460
of butter all I'm thinking about right

2246
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:38,820
now is um uh Nick Offerman and Parks and

2247
01:32:35,460 --> 01:32:40,560
Rec when he's at the diner bring me all

2248
01:32:38,820 --> 01:32:43,020
your bacon and eggs and then he's like

2249
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:46,020
no no no no I fear what you heard is

2250
01:32:43,020 --> 01:32:49,980
bring me a lot of bacon and eggs I mean

2251
01:32:46,020 --> 01:32:52,380
all all the bacon yes it that's the

2252
01:32:49,980 --> 01:32:54,239
energy it's that energy we're like well

2253
01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:57,420
I also realized early on in our marriage

2254
01:32:54,239 --> 01:32:59,219
and mind you my husband his health our

2255
01:32:57,420 --> 01:33:01,980
house as a as a whole has been a journey

2256
01:32:59,219 --> 01:33:04,080
right but at one point in time like I

2257
01:33:01,980 --> 01:33:06,420
was like oh when you're getting the

2258
01:33:04,080 --> 01:33:08,880
large movie theater popcorn with an

2259
01:33:06,420 --> 01:33:12,120
offensive amount of butter that wasn't a

2260
01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:13,100
shareable stuff oh that wasn't for both

2261
01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:16,679
of us

2262
01:33:13,100 --> 01:33:17,940
got it oh but also the movie theater

2263
01:33:16,679 --> 01:33:19,980
that we always used to go to do you

2264
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:22,380
remember like before Movie Pass crashed

2265
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:24,239
yeah yeah when it was like seven dollars

2266
01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:26,100
for as many movies just like you wanted

2267
01:33:24,239 --> 01:33:28,080
to see before they there there were any

2268
01:33:26,100 --> 01:33:31,020
stipulations on it and as you were going

2269
01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:32,159
you're like this company is losing money

2270
01:33:31,020 --> 01:33:33,300
yeah

2271
01:33:32,159 --> 01:33:35,580
um and then they did and that's why it

2272
01:33:33,300 --> 01:33:38,639
all crashed right but we would go and

2273
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:41,280
the movie theater also had a um Cheeto

2274
01:33:38,639 --> 01:33:44,100
popcorn what and they had a hot Cheeto

2275
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:46,139
popcorn so there was literally like the

2276
01:33:44,100 --> 01:33:47,639
popcorn was tossed in some of like the

2277
01:33:46,139 --> 01:33:49,320
powder and then they were like the

2278
01:33:47,639 --> 01:33:51,300
Cheetos or the hot Cheetos in it as well

2279
01:33:49,320 --> 01:33:53,880
and that was the one I wanted anyway so

2280
01:33:51,300 --> 01:33:56,400
I'd get like my little like hot Cheeto

2281
01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:58,320
popcorn and he'd get his offensive

2282
01:33:56,400 --> 01:34:01,500
amount of butter movie theater popcorn

2283
01:33:58,320 --> 01:34:03,960
but yes he was a Green Point cocktail

2284
01:34:01,500 --> 01:34:06,420
with movie theater popcorn

2285
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:09,480
is his deity

2286
01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:11,460
communion communion yeah I love that but

2287
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,560
it's like it's a I was like oh this is

2288
01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:15,780
such a good Icebreaker question it that

2289
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:17,760
is a really good one yeah at first I was

2290
01:34:15,780 --> 01:34:18,960
like what and then you think about it

2291
01:34:17,760 --> 01:34:22,679
for a second it's like No actually

2292
01:34:18,960 --> 01:34:24,440
that's fantastic I know it's my job to

2293
01:34:22,679 --> 01:34:29,280
choose the Icebreaker question this week

2294
01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:30,900
ooh heavy I know I'm like

2295
01:34:29,280 --> 01:34:33,960
because I feel like some people are just

2296
01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:35,219
like oh do you like sweet or sour or

2297
01:34:33,960 --> 01:34:37,260
like

2298
01:34:35,219 --> 01:34:39,000
sweet or safe like it's always like this

2299
01:34:37,260 --> 01:34:41,460
or that and then I'm like oh I feel like

2300
01:34:39,000 --> 01:34:44,159
I always take it a little bit too far

2301
01:34:41,460 --> 01:34:45,480
I support that I want you to continue to

2302
01:34:44,159 --> 01:34:46,920
do that well I remember when you and I

2303
01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:48,300
used to work together one of the

2304
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:53,179
questions we got asked was like what's

2305
01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:56,280
like a fashion trend that you

2306
01:34:53,179 --> 01:34:58,920
uh my regrettably have fallen into

2307
01:34:56,280 --> 01:35:01,020
growing up yeah I don't remember what I

2308
01:34:58,920 --> 01:35:03,719
answered for that but no um well you had

2309
01:35:01,020 --> 01:35:05,880
shaved your head oh yeah I did do that I

2310
01:35:03,719 --> 01:35:08,040
can yeah I did do that yeah and then

2311
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:10,739
mine I was talking about like the

2312
01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:12,900
studded Bell buckled on this side with

2313
01:35:10,739 --> 01:35:14,760
like the mini skirt layered over the

2314
01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:16,440
jeans and like the converse and like the

2315
01:35:14,760 --> 01:35:18,540
band t-shirt

2316
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:21,780
and I remember her boss that I was like

2317
01:35:18,540 --> 01:35:24,600
oh wow I'd love to see photos of the two

2318
01:35:21,780 --> 01:35:26,219
of you and I was like no I feel like her

2319
01:35:24,600 --> 01:35:28,560
Trend was just like

2320
01:35:26,219 --> 01:35:30,600
Bermuda shorts or some [ __ ] it was like

2321
01:35:28,560 --> 01:35:33,719
very like I'm like oh no we are not the

2322
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:35,820
same we are not the same we are not the

2323
01:35:33,719 --> 01:35:38,040
same okay sorry that was a very long

2324
01:35:35,820 --> 01:35:39,960
tangent okay where are we at I don't

2325
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:43,560
know uh where this episode is gonna be

2326
01:35:39,960 --> 01:35:48,719
forever yeah okay what's the Reader's

2327
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:48,719
Digest of the rest okay so she

2328
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:52,880
okay

2329
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:55,920
okay

2330
01:35:52,880 --> 01:36:01,040
take a breath take a moment take a sip

2331
01:35:55,920 --> 01:36:01,040
of take a gulp of wine new goal

2332
01:36:01,739 --> 01:36:05,340
I'm no longer giving you cute details

2333
01:36:04,139 --> 01:36:06,960
we're moving

2334
01:36:05,340 --> 01:36:08,880
we're shaking if you want the cute

2335
01:36:06,960 --> 01:36:11,280
details you can read it for yourself and

2336
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:14,159
it is fantastic it doesn't I'm very

2337
01:36:11,280 --> 01:36:17,040
little Comfort read adorable a couple of

2338
01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:19,500
teasers including an antique dildo

2339
01:36:17,040 --> 01:36:21,780
collection Hayes phone winding up in the

2340
01:36:19,500 --> 01:36:24,239
freezer their clothes going missing

2341
01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:26,699
while they're outside marshmallow on all

2342
01:36:24,239 --> 01:36:28,080
of these yep oh that's marshmallow I do

2343
01:36:26,699 --> 01:36:30,480
have questions about an antique dildo

2344
01:36:28,080 --> 01:36:33,239
collection but for the sake of time I

2345
01:36:30,480 --> 01:36:34,860
will I will hold back my questions

2346
01:36:33,239 --> 01:36:36,840
so

2347
01:36:34,860 --> 01:36:40,199
um they have very sweet morning after

2348
01:36:36,840 --> 01:36:43,800
situation he calls his brothers Jeweler

2349
01:36:40,199 --> 01:36:47,400
to get a ring for her and then the the

2350
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:49,199
book says a very pregnant begonia walks

2351
01:36:47,400 --> 01:36:52,860
in and it's like did we just Flash

2352
01:36:49,199 --> 01:36:55,980
Forward no it's her twin sister hyacinth

2353
01:36:52,860 --> 01:36:57,739
oh [ __ ] wait also is it so they're

2354
01:36:55,980 --> 01:37:00,960
moving forward with the fake engagement

2355
01:36:57,739 --> 01:37:01,739
okay so

2356
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:04,080
um

2357
01:37:01,739 --> 01:37:05,400
she's like this Jeweler is terrible she

2358
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:07,560
won't like any of this stuff this is

2359
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:09,360
really stupid come on man like get it

2360
01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:10,980
together do better good for you hi son

2361
01:37:09,360 --> 01:37:13,320
yeah do better she's like I know you've

2362
01:37:10,980 --> 01:37:15,120
only done it for a week so let's clarify

2363
01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:17,580
what she does and does not like in terms

2364
01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:18,900
of jewelry do better

2365
01:37:17,580 --> 01:37:21,600
so

2366
01:37:18,900 --> 01:37:23,760
um they have plans to go to this Gala

2367
01:37:21,600 --> 01:37:27,060
together and

2368
01:37:23,760 --> 01:37:29,820
um they begonia has a nice spa day with

2369
01:37:27,060 --> 01:37:32,040
her sister and Hayes cousin

2370
01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:34,199
um Hayes really wants to keep her longer

2371
01:37:32,040 --> 01:37:36,360
so he's just like how can I keep her

2372
01:37:34,199 --> 01:37:38,760
without actually having to be vulnerable

2373
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:41,340
and like ask her to stay like how can I

2374
01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:43,380
extend the contract whatever whatever

2375
01:37:41,340 --> 01:37:48,120
so

2376
01:37:43,380 --> 01:37:51,000
um they go to this this Gala together at

2377
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:53,219
the zoo she meets his ex the one that

2378
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:56,219
broke his heart and his arch nemesis

2379
01:37:53,219 --> 01:37:58,620
slash former best friend

2380
01:37:56,219 --> 01:37:59,580
and begonia is like you know what come

2381
01:37:58,620 --> 01:38:02,760
with me

2382
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:04,739
so she pulls him out of the area and

2383
01:38:02,760 --> 01:38:06,739
into another area of the zoo

2384
01:38:04,739 --> 01:38:10,620
and um

2385
01:38:06,739 --> 01:38:12,840
decides to blow them and blow him not

2386
01:38:10,620 --> 01:38:14,940
them

2387
01:38:12,840 --> 01:38:16,679
I don't know if I'm moving too fast or

2388
01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:19,500
if the wine is hitting I'm not sure what

2389
01:38:16,679 --> 01:38:20,639
the situation is wait I may have missed

2390
01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:22,219
it because I was honestly thinking about

2391
01:38:20,639 --> 01:38:25,440
movies

2392
01:38:22,219 --> 01:38:28,980
I could kill some movie theater popcorn

2393
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:31,020
right now why are they at the zoo for a

2394
01:38:28,980 --> 01:38:32,580
Gala yes it's a fundraiser I was like I

2395
01:38:31,020 --> 01:38:37,280
feel like she said it but I was really

2396
01:38:32,580 --> 01:38:37,280
thinking about popcorn for a minute I

2397
01:38:37,320 --> 01:38:40,980
but it's okay I have no idea how long

2398
01:38:39,360 --> 01:38:42,420
this episode has been so far so I'm

2399
01:38:40,980 --> 01:38:43,679
trying to move faster because I feel

2400
01:38:42,420 --> 01:38:45,960
like we've been talking for a really

2401
01:38:43,679 --> 01:38:48,540
long time not in a bad way but like in a

2402
01:38:45,960 --> 01:38:51,300
way that people may not want

2403
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:53,639
people may not be able to hang this long

2404
01:38:51,300 --> 01:38:55,139
so the beautiful thing about podcasters

2405
01:38:53,639 --> 01:38:56,820
you can pause them and come back you

2406
01:38:55,139 --> 01:38:58,800
have to finish it in one sitting that's

2407
01:38:56,820 --> 01:39:02,219
so true but also we can still move

2408
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:06,239
faster and we can so

2409
01:39:02,219 --> 01:39:08,520
um she gives him a blowy and uh right as

2410
01:39:06,239 --> 01:39:11,840
like it's actually a kind of a sweet

2411
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:14,340
moment and right as he comes

2412
01:39:11,840 --> 01:39:16,500
Paparazzi find them and there's like

2413
01:39:14,340 --> 01:39:18,600
flashing lights of her giving him a

2414
01:39:16,500 --> 01:39:21,300
[ __ ]

2415
01:39:18,600 --> 01:39:24,420
this is very bad I love that you said

2416
01:39:21,300 --> 01:39:27,260
it's actually a sweet moment

2417
01:39:24,420 --> 01:39:30,480
right as he's coming

2418
01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:33,440
Paparazzi show up I remember before that

2419
01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:33,440
before that like

2420
01:39:36,780 --> 01:39:41,780
such a sweet woman right as he comes and

2421
01:39:39,659 --> 01:39:45,900
I was like wait the [ __ ]

2422
01:39:41,780 --> 01:39:47,880
that's not what I meant no before that

2423
01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:50,940
there's lots of eye contact and it's

2424
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:53,340
very very sweet like he's like like

2425
01:39:50,940 --> 01:39:55,199
caressing her face and is all gentle and

2426
01:39:53,340 --> 01:39:56,940
like I really like this woman and this

2427
01:39:55,199 --> 01:39:59,820
is it for me and all that kind of stuff

2428
01:39:56,940 --> 01:40:02,639
and then paparazzi so

2429
01:39:59,820 --> 01:40:04,679
this is really bad yeah obviously as

2430
01:40:02,639 --> 01:40:07,440
this is clearly not on not a sweet

2431
01:40:04,679 --> 01:40:09,600
moment it's no longer a sweet moment

2432
01:40:07,440 --> 01:40:12,840
um this is not on brand for the family

2433
01:40:09,600 --> 01:40:14,699
this is a big [ __ ] problem so he did

2434
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:16,320
try to buy off the pops but that like

2435
01:40:14,699 --> 01:40:18,480
that didn't really work

2436
01:40:16,320 --> 01:40:19,620
so he's going on and on but like so

2437
01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:21,239
we're gonna have to get married we're

2438
01:40:19,620 --> 01:40:23,219
gonna have to stay married for two years

2439
01:40:21,239 --> 01:40:25,679
like I'm gonna take care of you for life

2440
01:40:23,219 --> 01:40:27,060
like we'll we'll sign the paperwork like

2441
01:40:25,679 --> 01:40:30,540
we'll get it all together but like this

2442
01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:31,860
is what we have to do and she's like

2443
01:40:30,540 --> 01:40:34,560
take me home

2444
01:40:31,860 --> 01:40:36,900
like I'm not just take me home I'm not

2445
01:40:34,560 --> 01:40:38,940
doing this to her house or herself to

2446
01:40:36,900 --> 01:40:40,980
her house because she declares her love

2447
01:40:38,940 --> 01:40:42,960
and he just sits there silently and

2448
01:40:40,980 --> 01:40:44,880
she's like I don't want to be fake with

2449
01:40:42,960 --> 01:40:46,679
you I want to be real and if you can't

2450
01:40:44,880 --> 01:40:49,260
give that to me I need you to take me

2451
01:40:46,679 --> 01:40:51,440
home so he tells the pilot to turn

2452
01:40:49,260 --> 01:40:51,440
around

2453
01:40:52,199 --> 01:40:56,639
um so she hasn't she like she doesn't

2454
01:40:54,900 --> 01:40:58,460
leave her apartment she's not really

2455
01:40:56,639 --> 01:41:02,100
eating she's really really struggling

2456
01:40:58,460 --> 01:41:03,060
and her twin shows up and

2457
01:41:02,100 --> 01:41:06,000
um

2458
01:41:03,060 --> 01:41:07,860
turns out the NDA that she signed along

2459
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:11,040
with a lot of the other paperwork that

2460
01:41:07,860 --> 01:41:12,900
they had done was leaked to the Press so

2461
01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:14,699
everybody knows that it's fake so she's

2462
01:41:12,900 --> 01:41:17,040
like I can't believe he would do this to

2463
01:41:14,699 --> 01:41:18,179
me like that's yeah really [ __ ]

2464
01:41:17,040 --> 01:41:20,580
brutal

2465
01:41:18,179 --> 01:41:23,699
so

2466
01:41:20,580 --> 01:41:25,739
um she loses her job because she's a

2467
01:41:23,699 --> 01:41:29,100
high school teacher giving people blow

2468
01:41:25,739 --> 01:41:33,120
jobs I mean one person but this is the

2469
01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:36,060
second time you've made it plural Hannah

2470
01:41:33,120 --> 01:41:37,619
one person giving them [ __ ] you know

2471
01:41:36,060 --> 01:41:40,380
she lost her job because she's a high

2472
01:41:37,619 --> 01:41:43,560
school teacher giving [ __ ] nope nope

2473
01:41:40,380 --> 01:41:45,719
hold up that's a different book we've

2474
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:49,260
probably still read it we probably have

2475
01:41:45,719 --> 01:41:50,219
but it's got this one so

2476
01:41:49,260 --> 01:41:52,800
um

2477
01:41:50,219 --> 01:41:54,600
so she is super upset obviously and then

2478
01:41:52,800 --> 01:41:57,179
their mom shows up

2479
01:41:54,600 --> 01:42:00,300
with her ex

2480
01:41:57,179 --> 01:42:02,760
[ __ ] yeah and it's like listen honey

2481
01:42:00,300 --> 01:42:05,400
he's still willing to take you back even

2482
01:42:02,760 --> 01:42:07,860
though like you've ruined everything and

2483
01:42:05,400 --> 01:42:10,320
her twin loses her [ __ ] and is like Mom

2484
01:42:07,860 --> 01:42:12,119
you are [ __ ] dead to me get out of

2485
01:42:10,320 --> 01:42:14,520
this goddamn house and Chase if I ever

2486
01:42:12,119 --> 01:42:17,400
see you again I will kill you like I

2487
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:19,440
like they will never find your body get

2488
01:42:17,400 --> 01:42:22,679
the [ __ ] out and it was like a very

2489
01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:26,639
sweet like sister power moment

2490
01:42:22,679 --> 01:42:29,159
so Haze is completely betrayed and

2491
01:42:26,639 --> 01:42:32,040
feeling overwhelmed because he thinks

2492
01:42:29,159 --> 01:42:34,020
that high or that begonia leaked the NDA

2493
01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:35,639
because he didn't do it so he doesn't

2494
01:42:34,020 --> 01:42:37,380
know who did it but he knows that it

2495
01:42:35,639 --> 01:42:39,600
wasn't him he's pretty sure it was

2496
01:42:37,380 --> 01:42:41,760
begonia and he's super duper upset about

2497
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:43,739
it

2498
01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:47,760
well

2499
01:42:43,739 --> 01:42:50,340
not quite was it [ __ ] marshmallow

2500
01:42:47,760 --> 01:42:53,480
wait for it okay damn it but yes it was

2501
01:42:50,340 --> 01:42:57,060
marshmallow it was marshmallow

2502
01:42:53,480 --> 01:42:59,280
so his brother comes in with the two

2503
01:42:57,060 --> 01:43:00,900
assistants that begonia hired who love

2504
01:42:59,280 --> 01:43:03,540
her and are like get your head out of

2505
01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:05,520
your ass blah blah blah she wouldn't do

2506
01:43:03,540 --> 01:43:07,080
this

2507
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:10,139
um and he's like I don't think I want

2508
01:43:07,080 --> 01:43:12,780
this job like I hate this job I'm

2509
01:43:10,139 --> 01:43:16,619
miserable I'm I'm over it like I miss

2510
01:43:12,780 --> 01:43:19,739
begonia blah blah blah so she begonia

2511
01:43:16,619 --> 01:43:22,679
goes to her brother-in-law's family's

2512
01:43:19,739 --> 01:43:24,080
condo by the beach somewhere hyacinths

2513
01:43:22,679 --> 01:43:26,699
yes

2514
01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:28,920
condo okay she's like I probably should

2515
01:43:26,699 --> 01:43:32,699
have done this in the first place for my

2516
01:43:28,920 --> 01:43:35,460
getaway because this is a [ __ ] mess

2517
01:43:32,699 --> 01:43:37,560
she like pawns some of the dresses that

2518
01:43:35,460 --> 01:43:38,940
he bought her so that she has money to

2519
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:40,380
like support herself for a few months

2520
01:43:38,940 --> 01:43:44,280
because they're like

2521
01:43:40,380 --> 01:43:46,619
20 or 30 000 these dresses he is a

2522
01:43:44,280 --> 01:43:49,260
billionaire lest we forget

2523
01:43:46,619 --> 01:43:52,679
um and then his mom shows up

2524
01:43:49,260 --> 01:43:54,960
and um is like you know

2525
01:43:52,679 --> 01:43:57,000
her son has always been really sweet and

2526
01:43:54,960 --> 01:43:58,440
kind but he shut himself down after so

2527
01:43:57,000 --> 01:44:00,119
many failed relationships and you

2528
01:43:58,440 --> 01:44:02,820
brought him back to me and blah blah

2529
01:44:00,119 --> 01:44:05,820
blah blah and she's like

2530
01:44:02,820 --> 01:44:09,199
um your relationship wasn't fake and

2531
01:44:05,820 --> 01:44:11,880
begonia is like he literally

2532
01:44:09,199 --> 01:44:14,460
leaked these documents to make himself

2533
01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:16,320
look better and ruined my [ __ ] life

2534
01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:20,340
like I lost my job I keep saying my

2535
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:22,679
heart hurts but it's true I know and

2536
01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:24,360
then the mom is like listen

2537
01:44:22,679 --> 01:44:27,860
here's the thing

2538
01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:30,900
um marshmallow brought me that contract

2539
01:44:27,860 --> 01:44:33,540
the first night that I was in Maine with

2540
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:38,300
you guys at the beach house so have you

2541
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:39,840
considered that maybe he's the one

2542
01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:40,619
and

2543
01:44:39,840 --> 01:44:43,080
um

2544
01:44:40,619 --> 01:44:45,119
then she says no matter what happens no

2545
01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:47,280
matter what you decide to do like I care

2546
01:44:45,119 --> 01:44:48,900
about you you're important to me like

2547
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:53,000
please feel free to call me anytime

2548
01:44:48,900 --> 01:44:53,000
because you're a great girl very sweet

2549
01:44:53,780 --> 01:44:58,380
from when she was [ __ ] on her vast

2550
01:44:56,699 --> 01:45:00,360
Improvement

2551
01:44:58,380 --> 01:45:03,119
um well and she even says like initially

2552
01:45:00,360 --> 01:45:04,679
I was like you're not real but now I

2553
01:45:03,119 --> 01:45:06,300
realize like this is really who you are

2554
01:45:04,679 --> 01:45:07,739
and you're sweet and really good for my

2555
01:45:06,300 --> 01:45:09,480
son

2556
01:45:07,739 --> 01:45:10,679
so

2557
01:45:09,480 --> 01:45:13,739
um

2558
01:45:10,679 --> 01:45:15,659
then Hyacinth calls begonia in a panic

2559
01:45:13,739 --> 01:45:18,239
because they grew up at this summer camp

2560
01:45:15,659 --> 01:45:19,679
that their dad owned and he had to sell

2561
01:45:18,239 --> 01:45:23,699
it and then he died of a heart attack

2562
01:45:19,679 --> 01:45:26,360
like very quickly after that and so

2563
01:45:23,699 --> 01:45:29,699
um this this Camp means a lot to them

2564
01:45:26,360 --> 01:45:33,739
and she calls and says the camp was sold

2565
01:45:29,699 --> 01:45:36,960
again and the new owner wants to see us

2566
01:45:33,739 --> 01:45:38,880
and begonia is freaking out blah blah

2567
01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:40,739
blah blah they want to turn it back into

2568
01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:42,300
a camp

2569
01:45:40,739 --> 01:45:45,179
so

2570
01:45:42,300 --> 01:45:46,619
um she goes and she's like sobbing she's

2571
01:45:45,179 --> 01:45:48,300
really upset there's some really cute

2572
01:45:46,619 --> 01:45:51,420
funny moments with her sister's kids

2573
01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:54,860
that are really adorable

2574
01:45:51,420 --> 01:45:58,679
um and so

2575
01:45:54,860 --> 01:46:01,619
Hyacinth drives her to the camp and to

2576
01:45:58,679 --> 01:46:03,960
the the art Hut is what they called it

2577
01:46:01,619 --> 01:46:07,679
that's like where begonia fell in love

2578
01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:09,480
with art and like teaching art and

2579
01:46:07,679 --> 01:46:11,760
um Hyacinth like this is where the guy

2580
01:46:09,480 --> 01:46:14,760
said to meet him I don't know and of

2581
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:17,040
course it's Hayes and he's like I bought

2582
01:46:14,760 --> 01:46:19,320
this for you I'm not going to be working

2583
01:46:17,040 --> 01:46:20,820
such long hours anymore I talked to my

2584
01:46:19,320 --> 01:46:24,119
dad and we're going to start a new

2585
01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:27,420
division of the company that's for

2586
01:46:24,119 --> 01:46:29,900
summer camps and you get to run it and I

2587
01:46:27,420 --> 01:46:29,900
love you

2588
01:46:30,719 --> 01:46:35,580
for those of you who can't see me I'm

2589
01:46:32,880 --> 01:46:39,900
Hamming it up

2590
01:46:35,580 --> 01:46:41,760
I I feel like that translated did it it

2591
01:46:39,900 --> 01:46:44,340
did just with my tone just with your

2592
01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:47,040
tone okay I could I could sense the ham

2593
01:46:44,340 --> 01:46:49,260
through your tone not the ham dancing

2594
01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:52,380
hamster so that was confused about

2595
01:46:49,260 --> 01:46:55,619
earlier oh no

2596
01:46:52,380 --> 01:46:57,780
um so he like sees her crying is like

2597
01:46:55,619 --> 01:46:59,400
I'll I'll kill whoever made you upset

2598
01:46:57,780 --> 01:47:02,340
and she's like you made me upset you

2599
01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:04,940
turned the plane around and he's like

2600
01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:06,840
that was the biggest mistake of my life

2601
01:47:04,940 --> 01:47:09,480
so then

2602
01:47:06,840 --> 01:47:11,340
um he's like

2603
01:47:09,480 --> 01:47:13,020
I know this is too soon after your

2604
01:47:11,340 --> 01:47:14,880
divorce I know that like you wanted time

2605
01:47:13,020 --> 01:47:16,619
to find yourself but like maybe could we

2606
01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:19,320
like even take things slow because I

2607
01:47:16,619 --> 01:47:21,000
really love you a lot and she's like bet

2608
01:47:19,320 --> 01:47:22,679
so then

2609
01:47:21,000 --> 01:47:24,179
um there are two epilogues I'm gonna

2610
01:47:22,679 --> 01:47:27,300
skip the first one because there's

2611
01:47:24,179 --> 01:47:29,219
nothing interesting in it the second one

2612
01:47:27,300 --> 01:47:31,860
um it's a year later it's the end of the

2613
01:47:29,219 --> 01:47:35,900
summer camp and they're doing like a Big

2614
01:47:31,860 --> 01:47:39,900
Show and the whole family is there

2615
01:47:35,900 --> 01:47:42,600
uh Hayes proposes on stage in front of

2616
01:47:39,900 --> 01:47:46,440
everybody marshmallow jumps on stage so

2617
01:47:42,600 --> 01:47:49,440
the antique dildos were

2618
01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:49,440
sorry

2619
01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:56,820
go on the antique dildo where begonias

2620
01:47:55,199 --> 01:48:01,260
grandmothers

2621
01:47:56,820 --> 01:48:04,260
no yeah that we're passed down no that

2622
01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:07,739
is not laughter they were left to her in

2623
01:48:04,260 --> 01:48:10,199
her will she left dildos that is what it

2624
01:48:07,739 --> 01:48:12,719
was implied I don't know I didn't read

2625
01:48:10,199 --> 01:48:15,780
the will but that's what was implied so

2626
01:48:12,719 --> 01:48:17,400
when my dad's grandmother she died and

2627
01:48:15,780 --> 01:48:19,320
they were cleaning out her house there

2628
01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:21,659
weren't dildo I'm really terrified my

2629
01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:23,820
mom did find some lingerie that she took

2630
01:48:21,659 --> 01:48:26,880
home and then she was like the tags were

2631
01:48:23,820 --> 01:48:30,060
still on it I'm like I don't I don't

2632
01:48:26,880 --> 01:48:33,360
think that matters when my grandmother

2633
01:48:30,060 --> 01:48:35,219
passed away and they renovated her house

2634
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:39,300
they found

2635
01:48:35,219 --> 01:48:42,420
um a lot of porn in the ceiling

2636
01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:44,780
like in the drop ceiling like in obscene

2637
01:48:42,420 --> 01:48:44,780
amount

2638
01:48:44,820 --> 01:48:49,679
and they're pretty sure that it was my

2639
01:48:47,699 --> 01:48:51,900
cousins from when he was living there

2640
01:48:49,679 --> 01:48:54,540
some of it was like

2641
01:48:51,900 --> 01:48:56,639
do you need to see somebody like it was

2642
01:48:54,540 --> 01:48:58,380
like yikes my dad kept like kicking it

2643
01:48:56,639 --> 01:49:00,840
with his foot and my high school

2644
01:48:58,380 --> 01:49:02,460
boyfriend was there and he was like uh

2645
01:49:00,840 --> 01:49:04,800
uh

2646
01:49:02,460 --> 01:49:07,400
my dad was like don't let your Aunt Mary

2647
01:49:04,800 --> 01:49:07,400
see this

2648
01:49:07,679 --> 01:49:14,820
foreign

2649
01:49:09,679 --> 01:49:17,159
okay but the moral of the story is

2650
01:49:14,820 --> 01:49:18,960
neither of us have been left or are

2651
01:49:17,159 --> 01:49:21,840
going to leave

2652
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:24,000
sexually explicit items in our Wills

2653
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:25,679
that is not my intention okay but

2654
01:49:24,000 --> 01:49:27,719
regardless

2655
01:49:25,679 --> 01:49:29,460
um marshmallow jumps on stage with one

2656
01:49:27,719 --> 01:49:31,320
of the antique dildos in his mouth as

2657
01:49:29,460 --> 01:49:33,840
Hayes is proposing

2658
01:49:31,320 --> 01:49:35,520
classic marshmallow classic marshmallow

2659
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:39,060
so

2660
01:49:35,520 --> 01:49:41,460
um marshmallow Haze tells marshmallow to

2661
01:49:39,060 --> 01:49:43,920
go take it to his grandma and which is

2662
01:49:41,460 --> 01:49:46,739
his mom so marshmallow takes it to

2663
01:49:43,920 --> 01:49:51,020
Hayes's mother and then begonia says yes

2664
01:49:46,739 --> 01:49:51,020
and it's very sweet and that's the end

2665
01:49:52,380 --> 01:49:57,540
that was sweet

2666
01:49:54,540 --> 01:50:00,900
it was it feels like manic pixie dream

2667
01:49:57,540 --> 01:50:03,119
girl meets billionaire a little bit yeah

2668
01:50:00,900 --> 01:50:07,020
yeah a little bit like

2669
01:50:03,119 --> 01:50:11,159
like Jess day on new girl yes it is very

2670
01:50:07,020 --> 01:50:13,260
just day energy yeah yeah

2671
01:50:11,159 --> 01:50:15,480
but I still think I'll probably read it

2672
01:50:13,260 --> 01:50:17,580
at some point because I do feel like I

2673
01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:18,960
know like I could tell there were so

2674
01:50:17,580 --> 01:50:21,780
many cute moments you were like just

2675
01:50:18,960 --> 01:50:23,780
like skipping over for the sake of time

2676
01:50:21,780 --> 01:50:23,780
um

2677
01:50:23,880 --> 01:50:28,860
and do we want to do hamsters as our

2678
01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:31,020
rating system hamsters we could do

2679
01:50:28,860 --> 01:50:32,699
hamsters we could do marshmallows we

2680
01:50:31,020 --> 01:50:34,500
could do antique dildos I was gonna say

2681
01:50:32,699 --> 01:50:37,500
I'd really rather avoid the antique

2682
01:50:34,500 --> 01:50:40,020
dildos because Vance tends to use our

2683
01:50:37,500 --> 01:50:42,719
rating system and the graphic the

2684
01:50:40,020 --> 01:50:45,780
graphic and for the sake of it not being

2685
01:50:42,719 --> 01:50:48,360
pulled down yeah maybe we shouldn't go

2686
01:50:45,780 --> 01:50:50,400
dildo fair enough fair enough let's do

2687
01:50:48,360 --> 01:50:54,320
hamsters

2688
01:50:50,400 --> 01:50:54,320
um where we could do marshmallows

2689
01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:58,380
which would you prefer you're the one

2690
01:50:56,219 --> 01:51:02,000
who read it let's do marshmallows let's

2691
01:50:58,380 --> 01:51:02,000
do marshmallows I would give it

2692
01:51:03,719 --> 01:51:08,280
um

2693
01:51:05,520 --> 01:51:10,980
eight and a half out of ten oh damn

2694
01:51:08,280 --> 01:51:14,699
marshmallows I loved this book like it

2695
01:51:10,980 --> 01:51:18,900
was really heartwarming and fun I don't

2696
01:51:14,699 --> 01:51:21,060
know if I've ever like in a quick recall

2697
01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:23,699
I don't know if I remember you ever

2698
01:51:21,060 --> 01:51:25,560
writing a book this High I don't think I

2699
01:51:23,699 --> 01:51:27,179
have a lot of the books that I would

2700
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:29,460
rate this High we wouldn't review

2701
01:51:27,179 --> 01:51:31,920
because they're part of big series or

2702
01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:34,080
they're like really heavy

2703
01:51:31,920 --> 01:51:36,900
um like fantasy and it would be

2704
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:39,000
difficult to review them in this kind of

2705
01:51:36,900 --> 01:51:40,320
forum I do feel like we've had that

2706
01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:42,239
conversation where like there are like

2707
01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:45,540
some like high fantasy books that are

2708
01:51:42,239 --> 01:51:47,880
would be super fun to review but there's

2709
01:51:45,540 --> 01:51:49,560
just so much time World building yeah

2710
01:51:47,880 --> 01:51:51,239
that have become so difficult that

2711
01:51:49,560 --> 01:51:52,320
you're like oh well like this thing

2712
01:51:51,239 --> 01:51:53,820
about this world and this thing about

2713
01:51:52,320 --> 01:51:57,239
that world and you're like wait what and

2714
01:51:53,820 --> 01:52:00,900
it just doesn't necessarily translate as

2715
01:51:57,239 --> 01:52:02,880
well but this book was super fun there

2716
01:52:00,900 --> 01:52:05,520
wasn't anything that I was like that was

2717
01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:07,260
unnecessary or like any it was all very

2718
01:52:05,520 --> 01:52:10,619
like

2719
01:52:07,260 --> 01:52:12,000
rich and fun yeah yeah

2720
01:52:10,619 --> 01:52:15,300
eight and a half out of ten that's

2721
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:17,100
hybrid I know I feel like I should make

2722
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:20,840
it lower just because of who I am as a

2723
01:52:17,100 --> 01:52:20,840
person but I'm channeling begonia

2724
01:52:21,440 --> 01:52:24,960
talk to your therapist about why you

2725
01:52:23,580 --> 01:52:28,219
feel like you need to lower your rating

2726
01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:28,219
Lauren help me

2727
01:52:28,500 --> 01:52:33,840
did I tell you I went back to therapy no

2728
01:52:32,040 --> 01:52:35,580
I haven't been back like I haven't been

2729
01:52:33,840 --> 01:52:36,739
as a client like on that side of the

2730
01:52:35,580 --> 01:52:39,119
chair

2731
01:52:36,739 --> 01:52:40,980
in a decade

2732
01:52:39,119 --> 01:52:44,040
yeah since I was in grad school okay

2733
01:52:40,980 --> 01:52:46,139
yeah well good literally I had my intake

2734
01:52:44,040 --> 01:52:47,280
this week nice

2735
01:52:46,139 --> 01:52:49,139
hurt

2736
01:52:47,280 --> 01:52:51,300
so shout out I believe her name is

2737
01:52:49,139 --> 01:52:53,580
tyronda we haven't bonded that much yet

2738
01:52:51,300 --> 01:52:56,460
because we've only had one session and

2739
01:52:53,580 --> 01:52:58,619
like it's also it's so weird being on

2740
01:52:56,460 --> 01:53:00,480
like this side it is weird especially

2741
01:52:58,619 --> 01:53:02,699
when I'm like okay it's an intake I know

2742
01:53:00,480 --> 01:53:05,219
what questions you need to ask and like

2743
01:53:02,699 --> 01:53:06,960
yeah I found myself like just giving her

2744
01:53:05,219 --> 01:53:08,699
more information before she could ask

2745
01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:11,820
because I was like let me just help you

2746
01:53:08,699 --> 01:53:13,080
well or even at like the 54 minute Mark

2747
01:53:11,820 --> 01:53:15,360
she like wanted to do a breathing

2748
01:53:13,080 --> 01:53:16,679
exercise and I'm like oh girl okay so

2749
01:53:15,360 --> 01:53:19,800
you don't just hold a 53 minute session

2750
01:53:16,679 --> 01:53:22,440
when you're doing a 90837 like yeah I

2751
01:53:19,800 --> 01:53:25,440
kept being conscious of like

2752
01:53:22,440 --> 01:53:27,179
I don't okay it's time to be done right

2753
01:53:25,440 --> 01:53:27,900
like looking at the clock like it's time

2754
01:53:27,179 --> 01:53:29,100
to

2755
01:53:27,900 --> 01:53:30,780
yeah

2756
01:53:29,100 --> 01:53:32,460
one thousand percent where I was

2757
01:53:30,780 --> 01:53:34,679
challenged like I'm like sitting there

2758
01:53:32,460 --> 01:53:36,719
doing this breathing exercises thinking

2759
01:53:34,679 --> 01:53:39,360
of running the clock

2760
01:53:36,719 --> 01:53:42,300
like breathe faster but that's not the

2761
01:53:39,360 --> 01:53:44,219
point breathe slower yeah I was like if

2762
01:53:42,300 --> 01:53:45,900
she wants to hold her because I'm very

2763
01:53:44,219 --> 01:53:48,060
much the clinician I was like if it's a

2764
01:53:45,900 --> 01:53:49,800
90837 I'm holding a 53 minute session

2765
01:53:48,060 --> 01:53:53,040
you know for those of you who are not

2766
01:53:49,800 --> 01:53:55,739
therapists 90837 is the billing code for

2767
01:53:53,040 --> 01:53:58,619
insurance that says a hour-long therapy

2768
01:53:55,739 --> 01:54:02,340
session which is a 53 yep to 60 Minute

2769
01:53:58,619 --> 01:54:04,920
session a 90834 is a 45 minute session

2770
01:54:02,340 --> 01:54:06,360
which is 38 minutes to 52 minutes is the

2771
01:54:04,920 --> 01:54:09,719
actual time frame there just in case

2772
01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:11,760
you're wondering I know you they weren't

2773
01:54:09,719 --> 01:54:14,940
like you were Hannah's like they

2774
01:54:11,760 --> 01:54:16,500
absolutely no one gives a [ __ ]

2775
01:54:14,940 --> 01:54:18,900
um but yeah I'm like sitting there

2776
01:54:16,500 --> 01:54:22,139
during my breathing exercise thinking

2777
01:54:18,900 --> 01:54:23,940
about the clock thing and I'm like okay

2778
01:54:22,139 --> 01:54:26,040
if you want to be the clinician who

2779
01:54:23,940 --> 01:54:27,780
doesn't hold that boundary and keep and

2780
01:54:26,040 --> 01:54:30,420
then I'm like do I respect you less as

2781
01:54:27,780 --> 01:54:32,520
my therapist because you you let me go

2782
01:54:30,420 --> 01:54:35,100
to the 60 Minute Mark and then I was

2783
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:37,080
like whatever for the intake I feel like

2784
01:54:35,100 --> 01:54:38,460
I give more leeway

2785
01:54:37,080 --> 01:54:40,679
that's fair

2786
01:54:38,460 --> 01:54:43,080
and she did laugh because I did tell her

2787
01:54:40,679 --> 01:54:44,340
that that I was like thinking she's like

2788
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:46,860
how is that breathing after this I was

2789
01:54:44,340 --> 01:54:48,420
like I was really trying to like let

2790
01:54:46,860 --> 01:54:49,739
myself go bring it back in I was like

2791
01:54:48,420 --> 01:54:52,440
but this is what I was thinking about

2792
01:54:49,739 --> 01:54:56,040
and I told her and she laughed at me

2793
01:54:52,440 --> 01:54:58,560
um yay well did I tell you one of my

2794
01:54:56,040 --> 01:54:59,940
clients recently was like yeah Chelsea I

2795
01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:01,440
was telling my friend

2796
01:54:59,940 --> 01:55:04,440
um who was looking for a therapist she

2797
01:55:01,440 --> 01:55:06,179
goes yeah sometimes my therapist lightly

2798
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:08,760
roasts me

2799
01:55:06,179 --> 01:55:11,219
[ __ ] I was like what

2800
01:55:08,760 --> 01:55:12,719
and she's like yeah you know like a

2801
01:55:11,219 --> 01:55:15,119
couple weeks ago and you're like and you

2802
01:55:12,719 --> 01:55:17,100
never spiral so you wouldn't like go

2803
01:55:15,119 --> 01:55:18,840
down that thought pattern or thoughts

2804
01:55:17,100 --> 01:55:22,380
like whatever and I was like oh

2805
01:55:18,840 --> 01:55:24,600
oh [ __ ] I was like but also she's like

2806
01:55:22,380 --> 01:55:26,820
Chelsea it was necessary

2807
01:55:24,600 --> 01:55:29,159
oh my God it just made me laugh that's

2808
01:55:26,820 --> 01:55:31,260
how she's describing therapy or at least

2809
01:55:29,159 --> 01:55:33,300
her therapist is that I lightly roast

2810
01:55:31,260 --> 01:55:36,179
her and I'm terrified to know how people

2811
01:55:33,300 --> 01:55:40,500
would yes yeah I don't want to know okay

2812
01:55:36,179 --> 01:55:42,060
so I you're going eight and a half

2813
01:55:40,500 --> 01:55:45,739
did you read the whole book and have all

2814
01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:45,739
of all of the cute details I'm gonna go

2815
01:55:50,100 --> 01:55:54,719
six in it and five and a half

2816
01:55:51,719 --> 01:55:55,640
marshmallows okay

2817
01:55:54,719 --> 01:55:57,119
two hamsters

2818
01:55:55,640 --> 01:55:59,820
[Laughter]

2819
01:55:57,119 --> 01:56:01,320
okay I'm making a combination I can

2820
01:55:59,820 --> 01:56:02,940
respect it quite frankly I felt like I

2821
01:56:01,320 --> 01:56:04,800
needed to go half on the marshmallow one

2822
01:56:02,940 --> 01:56:06,420
not the hamster because that just felt

2823
01:56:04,800 --> 01:56:08,100
dark dark

2824
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:10,980
very dark I was like oh I don't want to

2825
01:56:08,100 --> 01:56:13,920
say one and a half hamsters the other

2826
01:56:10,980 --> 01:56:15,239
half go oh no is it the front half or

2827
01:56:13,920 --> 01:56:18,860
the back half

2828
01:56:15,239 --> 01:56:21,300
side to side oh no oh

2829
01:56:18,860 --> 01:56:23,100
oh actually I had that thought earlier

2830
01:56:21,300 --> 01:56:26,159
when you said she had a hack a half

2831
01:56:23,100 --> 01:56:27,900
waxed bead I was like top half bottom

2832
01:56:26,159 --> 01:56:30,300
half or is it side to side then I was

2833
01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:31,860
like once again wrong questions I would

2834
01:56:30,300 --> 01:56:34,440
assume side to side but I don't know

2835
01:56:31,860 --> 01:56:36,780
that was not disclosed

2836
01:56:34,440 --> 01:56:38,820
yeah no that would make more sense yeah

2837
01:56:36,780 --> 01:56:41,460
because if you're going like up one leg

2838
01:56:38,820 --> 01:56:42,860
and up one side okay so because I didn't

2839
01:56:41,460 --> 01:56:47,219
read the book eight and a half

2840
01:56:42,860 --> 01:56:49,199
marshmallows zero hamsters or or hamster

2841
01:56:47,219 --> 01:56:51,420
portions

2842
01:56:49,199 --> 01:56:53,940
eight and a half marshmallows let us

2843
01:56:51,420 --> 01:56:56,219
know what you would rate it what what

2844
01:56:53,940 --> 01:56:57,780
marshmallows you would choose if that's

2845
01:56:56,219 --> 01:56:59,699
like the flavored kind if that's the

2846
01:56:57,780 --> 01:57:01,320
jumbo size if that's the flat kind that

2847
01:56:59,699 --> 01:57:04,440
they make specifically for s'mores now

2848
01:57:01,320 --> 01:57:07,280
Minis oh yeah minis like the hot

2849
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:09,840
chocolate the hot chocolate mini minis

2850
01:57:07,280 --> 01:57:11,300
the micro minis not just like the kind

2851
01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:13,920
you would put on hot chocolate

2852
01:57:11,300 --> 01:57:16,560
like the dehydrated ones yeah yeah yeah

2853
01:57:13,920 --> 01:57:17,350
okay so many marshmallow varietals to

2854
01:57:16,560 --> 01:57:17,580
choose from

2855
01:57:17,350 --> 01:57:18,840
[Music]

2856
01:57:17,580 --> 01:57:22,679
um

2857
01:57:18,840 --> 01:57:26,400
zero hamster portions eight and a half

2858
01:57:22,679 --> 01:57:28,800
marshmallow varietals no hamsters

2859
01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:32,900
No Cap I did not use that right at that

2860
01:57:28,800 --> 01:57:32,900
moment oh my God Chelsea

2861
01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:37,199
all right thanks for joining us on this

2862
01:57:35,520 --> 01:57:40,320
journey we can't wait to see you all

2863
01:57:37,199 --> 01:57:42,719
soon don't forget to like And subscribe

2864
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:44,520
um and can't wait to see you for the

2865
01:57:42,719 --> 01:57:45,310
next episode thanks for hanging y'all

2866
01:57:44,520 --> 01:57:47,360
bye

2867
01:57:45,310 --> 01:57:50,520
[Music]

2868
01:57:47,360 --> 01:57:53,820
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2869
01:57:50,520 --> 01:57:56,760
we hope it was good for you cause it

2870
01:57:53,820 --> 01:57:58,440
sure was great for us if you're digging

2871
01:57:56,760 --> 01:58:00,540
what we're doing it

2872
01:57:58,440 --> 01:58:02,280
a lot if you take a minute to rate and

2873
01:58:00,540 --> 01:58:04,080
review the show wherever you're

2874
01:58:02,280 --> 01:58:07,860
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2875
01:58:04,080 --> 01:58:10,699
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2876
01:58:07,860 --> 01:58:10,699
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2877
01:58:11,099 --> 01:58:16,130
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2878
01:58:13,619 --> 01:58:21,329
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2879
01:58:16,130 --> 01:58:21,329
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