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(upbeat music)

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Pop, busy pop pop.

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Pop pop.

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I have a hot mic.

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Don't we have people for this?

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(glasses clink)

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Um. Apparently.

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You can't let a good glass go to waste.

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My wine's got a weird color too.

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Crowds are not our thing.

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While your pee pee was gone.

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The Walmart was incredible.

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Our mega store retail podcast.

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Nothing can put me in a

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worse mood faster than traffic.

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I wish I had a tape.

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Okay, that's really helpful even for me.

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If you're not passing,

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get out of the pass lane.

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It is known.

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It is known.

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People, patience.

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People are just so

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inconsiderate of other people.

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MIPs, most important people.

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Well, my mom's not fat.

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She's just pregnant.

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I feel like everyone's just staring.

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90,000 people were in section A20.

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It was like 11.45 on

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a full day of Disney.

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Are they insane?

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I feel like I should slow clap for that

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because I don't know anybody.

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(clapping)

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That's the most lame thing I did today.

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18 Disney parks in one day.

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I feel like you guys are so boring.

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I was like, I'm gonna shut

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my brain up for 15 minutes.

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I was like, what?

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(laughing)

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F-F-15.

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I think I'm done with that story.

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Number five, you gotta get here.

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Man up, man up, man up.

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It's not even a competition.

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What?

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You sit on the half

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your soccer team sits on.

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Do not sit on our hat.

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This guy, this guy.

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Maybe you don't act crazy.

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Yeah, because you could

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tell he's not finished.

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Why bother?

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We're for you.

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You're like fancy like Applebee.

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Who's not here?

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Jesus.

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Wow.

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Or, or.

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Here's our new ending.

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One, two, three.

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Exhausting.

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Like six.

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Finish each other's scale.

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Same.

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Ability.

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(laughing)

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Welcome to the Mr. and

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Mrs. English podcast.

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I'm Megan.

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And I'm Sean.

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We're here to talk about

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the wild ride of raising kids,

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growing careers, keeping life together

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in the middle of all the chaos.

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So buckle up,

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because we're all in

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this crazy journey together.

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Bop, bop, bop.

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Bop, bizzy, bop, bop.

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Bop, bop.

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Here you go.

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See, at least when I do

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it, I'm not on mic as much.

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You're much more on mic,

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but you're much more on key too.

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I have a hot mic.

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It's a hot mic, people, hot mics.

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Hot mic.

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These chairs, I might

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have to change chairs,

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because I am so bad,

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my feet almost don't touch the ground,

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and this is such a deep chair.

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Okay, well you're talking to someone

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who's only about five three,

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so there are often times when my feet

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don't touch the floor

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because I'm on a chair.

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Yeah.

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And I don't know if I'm further back now,

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because I, when I painted,

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I feel like I need to move

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this chair up a little bit.

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Oh, okay.

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So talk amongst yourself again.

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You go ahead, handle it.

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Welcome everybody.

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Well, welcome to the next episode

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of Mr. and Mrs. English,

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and while Sean's

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working on his chair there.

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Can we get that, where's the grip?

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Isn't there like, don't

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we have people for this?

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Well, and usually when we were kids,

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it would go off air with the stripes,

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the colored stripes,

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and it was like, shh, shh, shh.

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With some nice, like, hold music.

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Yeah, yeah, please hold,

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I don't have any good

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elevator music right now.

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Yeah, elevator music.

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I can edit that in

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there, that'd be really good,

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but we're already past it now, I think.

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So I'm trying to figure

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out if I'm close enough now

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with the mic covering my face,

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because some people do

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watch this on YouTube.

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Right.

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There we go.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Wow.

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That was an intro.

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I mean, but do we

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start with just a cheers?

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A cheers.

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So let's do it in front of your mic

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so people can hear it.

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Okay.

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Ready?

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(clicking) Oh, it's been, cheers very much.

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Try one more time.

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(clicking) Kind of.

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I think it works.

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Yeah, those of you that

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are not watching on YouTube,

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which most people are

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listening via audio on the podcast,

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you should tell them, like,

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we're drinking on a weeknight.

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On a weeknight, which is pretty rare.

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Not heavily.

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No, no, no, but you

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know, a nice little glass,

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always nice when we have a free night,

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which is so rare that we

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ever have a free night.

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So we thought we'd celebrate

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by having a little beverage.

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Yeah, I don't think

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we're breaking any rules

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that I'm aware of on the internet

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that say we can't drink

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and broadcast to the world.

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Yeah, I don't think so.

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We're both over 21.

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Apparently.

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(laughing)

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Gosh, just missed that one.

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I've been 21 more than twice.

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So have you.

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Sorry.

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Yeah, so I don't think

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there's anything wrong with it,

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aside from maybe judgment of people like,

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oh, you're drinking on a

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weeknight, but you know, hey.

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We also didn't get to have any beverages

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a couple nights this weekend,

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so maybe we're just making

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up for it for the weekend.

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That's right, we're making up, yeah,

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because we have to have our

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usual alcohol consumption.

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Yeah, like our two nights a week.

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Yeah, our bodies wouldn't really know

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what to do, I think.

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Yeah, without two nights a week.

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Free of alcohol for more than 48 hours.

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Oh, goodness.

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Anyway, but yeah, because it's been,

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it was a busy weekend.

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Yeah, it was busy.

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But on the alcohol

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thing, it's pretty funny.

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I don't really care about Instagram,

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but it is fun to put things

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up there to share with people.

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And then sometimes it's like,

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well, I wonder what I can do.

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That'll be interesting.

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Do you wanna put it on that one?

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It might be closer, but that, you know,

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it's just interesting, because,

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again, this whole thing over like,

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I'm not trying to be funny,

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but being somewhat entertaining,

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with some of the

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things that we do on there.

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So it's funny to just

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kind of see what gets hits.

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And so far, our biggest

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viewed real on Instagram,

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and then I haven't put it on YouTube.

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I gotta figure out how to do that.

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Not that I care, but I do need

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to figure out how to do that,

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is us cheersing our drinks,

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because I always do a bourbon,

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you always have your wine.

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And our biggest one was

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on a Friday night, I think,

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and we just, oh no, we poured it,

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at simultaneous pours.

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Maybe that should be our thing,

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because remember we

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were talking about that?

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Everybody has a thing,

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a shtick, if you will,

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on whatever you're gonna say.

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I'm just laughing if

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you're proposing that our shtick

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is that with the drink?

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No, no, no, our shtick is the pouring.

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Is the pouring.

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Okay.

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I mean, if it's poured, yeah,

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I think that it

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insinuates we're gonna drink.

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That we're gonna imbibe as well.

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I mean, you can't let a

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good glass go to waste.

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We will partake, yeah, that's right.

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Right.

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Maybe that's our thing.

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And that's our thing.

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And you know, people judge all you want.

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You know, it's like we always say,

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if you're gonna judge

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us on things like this,

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go ahead.

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Pretty responsible, reasonable.

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Go at it, have fun, enjoy.

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Because you know when

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you go to the doctor

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and it asks, do you drink alcohol?

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Yes, no, and then it'll

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have how many times a week?

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I'm still at the very top of the list

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where it's like one

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to two drinks per week.

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It's funny, how many days?

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It's like how many days,

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one to two days, right?

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And then how many drinks

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or something like that.

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I think, I know exactly

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what you're talking about,

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because on my most recent visit,

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or maybe my previously recent visit,

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I actually checked the second one.

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You did?

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Yeah, because there was a

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time when we were having

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a drink or two during the week,

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kind of normal week, just

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like a glass of wine at night.

286
01:07:52,916 --> 01:07:53,750
Which I think is totally

287
01:07:53,750 --> 01:07:54,833
fine, most people do that,

288
01:07:54,833 --> 01:07:55,791
even though that's been, I

289
01:07:55,791 --> 01:07:56,625
think we were just talking

290
01:07:56,625 --> 01:07:59,125
about that, scientifically disproven.

291
01:07:59,166 --> 01:08:00,458
I don't think it's heart healthy.

292
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:01,333
I think they figured that out.

293
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:02,666
The health benefits may not be there.

294
01:08:03,291 --> 01:08:05,208
But you know, I mean,

295
01:08:05,916 --> 01:08:06,791
jury's still out on that.

296
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,708
Eggs have been healthy

297
01:08:08,708 --> 01:08:09,416
and they're not healthy

298
01:08:09,416 --> 01:08:10,416
and healthy again.

299
01:08:10,458 --> 01:08:10,833
Oh my gosh.

300
01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:11,583
They'd meet healthy,

301
01:08:11,583 --> 01:08:12,208
not healthy, healthy.

302
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:12,833
Exactly.

303
01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:15,166
Right, so I think that's something

304
01:08:15,166 --> 01:08:16,500
we should be consistent with.

305
01:08:16,541 --> 01:08:17,541
Yeah, yeah.

306
01:08:17,791 --> 01:08:21,958
Is making sure we drink wine.

307
01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:24,458
I am okay with that.

308
01:08:24,875 --> 01:08:26,791
Every night, for heart health.

309
01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:27,708
For heart health.

310
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,000
I need a healthy heart.

311
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:29,250
Yeah.

312
01:08:29,708 --> 01:08:30,125
I need grape juice.

313
01:08:30,416 --> 01:08:31,791
My wine's got a weird color to it.

314
01:08:31,791 --> 01:08:34,000
I know, I don't know,

315
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,583
that's like a really dark

316
01:08:35,625 --> 01:08:36,958
Chardonnay or something.

317
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:38,583
Is that what it is?

318
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:39,708
I don't know, it looks

319
01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:40,708
more like apple juice.

320
01:08:40,708 --> 01:08:41,458
Yeah, it's still too.

321
01:08:41,666 --> 01:08:42,916
This is the wrong kind of fruit.

322
01:08:43,458 --> 01:08:45,208
It's 100% the wrong fruit.

323
01:08:45,500 --> 01:08:46,500
That's right, that's right.

324
01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:47,833
Yeah, it has a totally

325
01:08:47,833 --> 01:08:48,750
different orangey hue

326
01:08:48,833 --> 01:08:50,333
that's not normal for us.

327
01:08:50,958 --> 01:08:52,375
Anyway, so people, be

328
01:08:52,375 --> 01:08:53,500
looking for more pores.

329
01:08:54,375 --> 01:08:55,666
Pouring Instagram posts

330
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:59,708
because the people have spoken,

331
01:08:59,708 --> 01:09:00,541
the internet loves it.

332
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,833
The internet loves it.

333
01:09:02,875 --> 01:09:03,500
The internets.

334
01:09:03,958 --> 01:09:04,208
Yes.

335
01:09:05,750 --> 01:09:07,000
We should always do what we

336
01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:08,416
see on the internets, right?

337
01:09:09,666 --> 01:09:10,833
I would disagree with that actually.

338
01:09:12,666 --> 01:09:12,916
Good call.

339
01:09:13,125 --> 01:09:13,583
Are we being serious?

340
01:09:14,333 --> 01:09:14,791
Yeah, no.

341
01:09:15,333 --> 01:09:15,791
Okay, sorry.

342
01:09:15,791 --> 01:09:16,500
Not even a little bit.

343
01:09:17,666 --> 01:09:18,458
I just wanted to be sure.

344
01:09:18,708 --> 01:09:19,000
Yeah.

345
01:09:19,041 --> 01:09:20,041
Just wanted to be sure of that one.

346
01:09:20,708 --> 01:09:21,583
It is good to get on

347
01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:22,416
the record on that one

348
01:09:22,416 --> 01:09:24,250
because I don't even want to know half

349
01:09:24,250 --> 01:09:24,916
the stuff out there.

350
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:28,500
Well, we've had that curtain pulled back

351
01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,000
a little bit this week, but alas,

352
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,708
we've already talked about

353
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,500
that, that's not digress.

354
01:09:31,750 --> 01:09:33,000
We'll move on from that.

355
01:09:33,500 --> 01:09:35,416
You were talking about

356
01:09:35,416 --> 01:09:36,666
how crazy this weekend

357
01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:37,625
was a little bit and

358
01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,500
after our Sunday night

359
01:09:40,208 --> 01:09:40,875
that we didn't get to

360
01:09:40,875 --> 01:09:42,916
partake in a little bit of this,

361
01:09:44,791 --> 01:09:46,458
we definitely needed it at the time.

362
01:09:46,958 --> 01:09:47,583
Oh my goodness.

363
01:09:48,875 --> 01:09:50,791
I think we have firmly established

364
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:53,750
that crowds are not our thing.

365
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,583
Maybe the pouring can be our thing,

366
01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:58,416
but crowds, not our thing.

367
01:09:58,958 --> 01:09:59,541
That's pretty funny.

368
01:10:02,083 --> 01:10:02,708
Well, tell them why.

369
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:04,625
We had two nights where

370
01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:07,250
we were in crowded stadiums

371
01:10:07,666 --> 01:10:08,583
and all of that.

372
01:10:08,833 --> 01:10:10,750
So we went to a professional soccer game.

373
01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,083
Before that we had a tailgate

374
01:10:12,791 --> 01:10:14,125
in addition to all the soccer games.

375
01:10:14,916 --> 01:10:15,500
FC Dallas, yeah.

376
01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:16,000
FC Dallas.

377
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,833
It was great to see go

378
01:10:17,833 --> 01:10:18,833
to the FC Dallas game.

379
01:10:19,666 --> 01:10:20,208
Gorgeous night.

380
01:10:21,708 --> 01:10:24,333
And I'm okay with crowds for a while

381
01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,416
and that one was fine.

382
01:10:25,750 --> 01:10:28,083
It was the next night then when we had

383
01:10:28,083 --> 01:10:30,375
the opening ceremonies of the Dallas Cup.

384
01:10:31,625 --> 01:10:35,000
I think I used all my people patients

385
01:10:35,791 --> 01:10:38,666
the night before at the FC Dallas game.

386
01:10:38,916 --> 01:10:39,125
Yeah.

387
01:10:40,250 --> 01:10:41,250
All your pee pee was gone.

388
01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:44,000
Well, that's probably not

389
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:46,041
a good one to hyphenate.

390
01:10:46,791 --> 01:10:48,000
We'll stick with people

391
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:51,041
patients instead of your pee pee.

392
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:52,333
Yeah, okay.

393
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:54,041
Probably a good thing.

394
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,125
I get it, I get it.

395
01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,333
You know, I just try to be efficient.

396
01:10:56,583 --> 01:10:57,250
Sometimes if you can--

397
01:10:57,666 --> 01:10:57,958
Right.

398
01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:01,416
I like abbreviations.

399
01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:02,666
Abbreviations are great.

400
01:11:03,416 --> 01:11:05,041
Or that's not an abbreviation, is it?

401
01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:05,541
That's more of a--

402
01:11:05,708 --> 01:11:05,958
Acronym?

403
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:07,083
Yeah, it's more of an acronym.

404
01:11:07,291 --> 01:11:08,791
Yeah, but sometimes--

405
01:11:10,000 --> 01:11:11,250
Anyways, you used up

406
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:12,791
your people patients.

407
01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:13,916
I used up my people patients

408
01:11:14,166 --> 01:11:15,833
and by the time we hit

409
01:11:15,833 --> 01:11:17,500
the opening ceremonies

410
01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:18,916
for the Dallas Cup, I

411
01:11:18,916 --> 01:11:20,750
was done with people.

412
01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:22,166
Yeah, and the Dallas

413
01:11:22,166 --> 01:11:23,083
Cup just remind people

414
01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:24,708
if they hadn't seen or coming in later.

415
01:11:24,708 --> 01:11:25,583
That's kind of an

416
01:11:25,583 --> 01:11:27,250
international youth tournament.

417
01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:30,166
You 18 and under, I think?

418
01:11:30,208 --> 01:11:31,041
I think so.

419
01:11:31,416 --> 01:11:33,916
There's like 30,000 athletes.

420
01:11:34,583 --> 01:11:37,125
Yeah, so it's been incredible.

421
01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,916
Our two sons are playing in this cup,

422
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:41,791
each at their own, they qualified for it

423
01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:42,541
with their own teams.

424
01:11:43,458 --> 01:11:45,083
And it's an international tournament.

425
01:11:45,500 --> 01:11:48,416
So in fact, our older son's team

426
01:11:48,416 --> 01:11:49,250
is actually hosting

427
01:11:49,250 --> 01:11:52,916
another team from Kent, England.

428
01:11:53,541 --> 01:11:55,166
It's really cool because they joined us,

429
01:11:55,166 --> 01:11:56,000
as did their coaches,

430
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:57,291
which was fun to talk to them

431
01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:58,583
at the tailgate.

432
01:11:59,875 --> 01:12:01,500
Just hearing about England

433
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,500
and it's just a little

434
01:12:03,500 --> 01:12:06,416
bit south west of London.

435
01:12:06,833 --> 01:12:07,041
Southeast.

436
01:12:07,166 --> 01:12:08,208
East of London, that's right.

437
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:08,666
Right on the coast.

438
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,583
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

439
01:12:10,541 --> 01:12:11,958
I looked it up, so I now

440
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,500
have a visual for where it is.

441
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,416
That's why I was like, oh no, it's

442
01:12:14,416 --> 01:12:15,250
southeast, I got that.

443
01:12:15,291 --> 01:12:15,791
I tried to find it

444
01:12:15,791 --> 01:12:16,500
real quick in the moment,

445
01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,291
but I couldn't find it.

446
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:20,583
I'd have since looked, but it was so cool

447
01:12:20,791 --> 01:12:21,541
to get to talk to them

448
01:12:21,541 --> 01:12:22,333
and just the difference.

449
01:12:23,416 --> 01:12:24,833
It was funny because they were telling us

450
01:12:24,833 --> 01:12:26,250
how they went to a Walmart that day

451
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:27,083
and we thought that the

452
01:12:27,083 --> 01:12:28,916
Walmart was incredible.

453
01:12:29,375 --> 01:12:29,833
It's funny, that was

454
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:30,875
gonna be my highlight too.

455
01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:32,333
It was like just really cool

456
01:12:32,333 --> 01:12:33,375
conversation with these guys.

457
01:12:34,041 --> 01:12:35,125
You're talking about kind of

458
01:12:35,125 --> 01:12:36,333
the American vibe right now

459
01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:38,958
and whatnot and because right now,

460
01:12:38,958 --> 01:12:39,791
sometimes the US

461
01:12:39,791 --> 01:12:40,500
doesn't have the best name

462
01:12:40,666 --> 01:12:43,166
in the world right now, but give or take,

463
01:12:43,166 --> 01:12:44,125
whatever you stand on that,

464
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,250
that's probably the truth of the matter.

465
01:12:46,541 --> 01:12:47,833
But out of the whole

466
01:12:47,833 --> 01:12:48,791
conversations that we had

467
01:12:48,791 --> 01:12:51,291
talking about kids and soccer and

468
01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:52,291
politics and all this,

469
01:12:52,708 --> 01:12:53,958
yeah, they went to a

470
01:12:53,958 --> 01:12:55,291
Walmart and their minds were blown

471
01:12:55,916 --> 01:12:57,250
because there's just so

472
01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:59,041
many items in the Walmart.

473
01:12:59,291 --> 01:13:00,416
They're like, how do you make decisions?

474
01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:02,458
They were so impressed with Walmart.

475
01:13:03,083 --> 01:13:04,000
Walmart and we're like,

476
01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:05,750
we don't go to Walmart.

477
01:13:07,458 --> 01:13:08,666
Well, we're highbrow.

478
01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:10,583
We're target.

479
01:13:11,375 --> 01:13:12,125
Yeah, exactly.

480
01:13:12,791 --> 01:13:13,416
Target. Target.

481
01:13:13,458 --> 01:13:14,583
We're target people, so I

482
01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:15,458
mean, that's pretty highbrow.

483
01:13:16,500 --> 01:13:17,583
Yeah, part of it is

484
01:13:17,583 --> 01:13:19,416
like I have still a loyalty

485
01:13:19,416 --> 01:13:21,000
because I worked there for a while.

486
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:24,208
So it's like I have that loyalty still

487
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,750
and a little bit of

488
01:13:25,750 --> 01:13:28,291
the, like, I don't know,

489
01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,125
you like to think you

490
01:13:29,125 --> 01:13:30,166
always work for the best.

491
01:13:31,208 --> 01:13:32,125
So I still kind of have

492
01:13:32,125 --> 01:13:33,458
that, it's an ego thing for me.

493
01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:34,166
I don't have that

494
01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:36,625
feeling for some of mine.

495
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:38,708
That's an ego thing

496
01:13:38,708 --> 01:13:39,875
for me, I can admit it.

497
01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:41,416
The banks, all of our money's green.

498
01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,583
Some banks have been

499
01:13:42,583 --> 01:13:43,208
better than the other.

500
01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:44,958
But we actually shopped

501
01:13:44,958 --> 01:13:46,583
at Target when I was a kid.

502
01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:49,250
Target, so we always went there.

503
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,375
So I mean, yeah, that is a

504
01:13:51,375 --> 01:13:53,666
40 year kind of commitment.

505
01:13:54,583 --> 01:13:56,625
Yeah, well, and I don't even know,

506
01:13:57,750 --> 01:13:58,750
Walmart didn't make it

507
01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:00,625
up north until, you know,

508
01:14:00,875 --> 01:14:02,500
more like my teenage years.

509
01:14:04,666 --> 01:14:06,666
You know, it was more of a south

510
01:14:06,916 --> 01:14:08,458
from what Bentonville, Arkansas.

511
01:14:09,083 --> 01:14:09,916
I remember the first time

512
01:14:09,916 --> 01:14:11,083
I ever went to a Walmart,

513
01:14:12,166 --> 01:14:13,166
I was in Arkansas.

514
01:14:14,541 --> 01:14:15,916
And I was probably

515
01:14:15,916 --> 01:14:17,458
seventh or eighth grade.

516
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:18,250
Okay.

517
01:14:19,541 --> 01:14:20,750
Well, we should take this offline.

518
01:14:20,791 --> 01:14:22,583
We'll cover this in our

519
01:14:22,583 --> 01:14:24,250
Megastore Retail Podcast.

520
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:27,000
We go in depth into, you

521
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,166
know, big box retailers

522
01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:29,083
and all that kind of stuff.

523
01:14:30,208 --> 01:14:32,083
But back to the patience thing.

524
01:14:32,500 --> 01:14:33,791
I don't think it's a people thing,

525
01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,541
because I think we both enjoy people.

526
01:14:35,833 --> 01:14:37,083
And if anybody listened to

527
01:14:37,083 --> 01:14:38,625
last week's Mr. and Mrs.,

528
01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:40,958
I had said, we had said we

529
01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:41,916
have to get our energy up.

530
01:14:43,083 --> 01:14:45,458
Because as an extrovert, you actually

531
01:14:45,458 --> 01:14:46,708
gain energy from it.

532
01:14:46,708 --> 01:14:47,041
I do.

533
01:14:47,041 --> 01:14:49,625
As an introvert, it drains me.

534
01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:51,375
I'm literally dead at

535
01:14:51,375 --> 01:14:51,916
the end of the night

536
01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:53,375
because it just drains energy.

537
01:14:53,375 --> 01:14:53,708
And I still have to

538
01:14:53,708 --> 01:14:54,916
get my energy up for it.

539
01:14:56,375 --> 01:14:58,250
So it's not really a people thing.

540
01:14:58,250 --> 01:14:59,125
We enjoy being around

541
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,208
people, both of us do.

542
01:15:00,208 --> 01:15:01,666
We like the interactions and all that.

543
01:15:03,958 --> 01:15:05,958
It's the herd mentality.

544
01:15:06,250 --> 01:15:07,125
It's the crowds.

545
01:15:07,416 --> 01:15:08,666
It's the traffic.

546
01:15:09,416 --> 01:15:09,916
I mean, there's nothing,

547
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:11,291
nothing can put me in a

548
01:15:11,291 --> 01:15:14,041
worse mood faster than traffic.

549
01:15:15,166 --> 01:15:16,000
Bad drivers. I can attest to this people.

550
01:15:16,541 --> 01:15:17,541
That's absolutely true.

551
01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:21,750
And if life's rougher, like

552
01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:23,166
it has been the last week,

553
01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:24,333
a week, two weeks, three

554
01:15:24,333 --> 01:15:25,333
weeks, whatever it has been,

555
01:15:25,958 --> 01:15:27,750
then I can find a lot wrong

556
01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:29,416
with a lot of drivers out there.

557
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,875
Normally I can kind of

558
01:15:32,875 --> 01:15:35,791
brush it off, move past it.

559
01:15:36,375 --> 01:15:38,625
But when I'm already pulled as tightly,

560
01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,000
strong as I can be, oh my gosh, drivers.

561
01:15:42,875 --> 01:15:45,041
I mean, literally, I wish I had a tank.

562
01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:47,208
Yeah, I think traffic is

563
01:15:47,208 --> 01:15:48,541
usually that just the small,

564
01:15:49,041 --> 01:15:50,291
it's almost always traffic,

565
01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:51,875
that it's like that straw on your back.

566
01:15:52,416 --> 01:15:52,875
It's the straw, for sure.

567
01:15:53,083 --> 01:15:53,916
It's like that trigger.

568
01:15:54,458 --> 01:15:56,708
But yeah, if life's good

569
01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:57,541
and everything's just kind of

570
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:59,000
cruising along, you take it in stride

571
01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,625
and it doesn't bother

572
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:00,791
you at all, but it's like.

573
01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:01,708
It's perspective too.

574
01:16:02,666 --> 01:16:04,333
I'll never forget this, we'll learn it.

575
01:16:04,958 --> 01:16:06,458
I don't even listen to smarts that much,

576
01:16:06,458 --> 01:16:08,416
but sometimes things stick.

577
01:16:09,083 --> 01:16:11,833
And he was talking about how, same thing,

578
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,625
he'll have a bad day, you

579
01:16:13,625 --> 01:16:14,500
know, and if he goes out,

580
01:16:15,000 --> 01:16:16,208
everybody's annoying him.

581
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:17,375
Oh, this guy's doing this,

582
01:16:17,375 --> 01:16:18,333
this person's doing this,

583
01:16:18,333 --> 01:16:18,958
and this driver.

584
01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:22,125
But if he's in a good mood,

585
01:16:22,375 --> 01:16:23,791
or trying to be in a good mood

586
01:16:23,791 --> 01:16:24,500
and looking for the good

587
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,375
in the world, you know,

588
01:16:26,583 --> 01:16:28,333
none of that stuff bothers him.

589
01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:29,708
So it's really his

590
01:16:29,708 --> 01:16:32,000
mentality, which now I'm suggesting,

591
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:32,708
you know, I should

592
01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:34,500
transpose that to my mentality that,

593
01:16:34,500 --> 01:16:36,125
if I go out there with a better attitude,

594
01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:37,666
these things won't bother me.

595
01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:41,583
Okay, that's really helpful even for me,

596
01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,541
because I do that too.

597
01:16:43,541 --> 01:16:45,125
If I'm just, you know,

598
01:16:45,125 --> 01:16:46,250
kind of in a crabby mood,

599
01:16:46,500 --> 01:16:49,125
yeah, I find fault with little things.

600
01:16:49,125 --> 01:16:50,375
It's easy to find fault

601
01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,500
when you're in just your own,

602
01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:53,958
like, I don't know,

603
01:16:53,958 --> 01:16:55,000
crabby is probably the best way

604
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:55,666
to say it.

605
01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:56,250
The Texans are known for

606
01:16:56,250 --> 01:16:57,541
being horrible drivers too.

607
01:16:58,416 --> 01:17:01,000
I mean, get out of the fast lane, please.

608
01:17:01,958 --> 01:17:04,833
As do non-Texan drivers, or, you know,

609
01:17:04,833 --> 01:17:06,125
people who learn to drive elsewhere.

610
01:17:06,791 --> 01:17:08,416
(laughing) If you're not passing,

611
01:17:08,416 --> 01:17:09,291
get out of the fast lane.

612
01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:10,875
Texans do have a really

613
01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:11,958
bad rap across the country

614
01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,291
on their driving.

615
01:17:14,708 --> 01:17:15,625
Rightfully so.

616
01:17:15,625 --> 01:17:16,083
It's known.

617
01:17:16,541 --> 01:17:17,625
Rightfully, it is known.

618
01:17:17,625 --> 01:17:18,000
It is known.

619
01:17:18,291 --> 01:17:18,500
Yeah.

620
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:19,291
Yeah.

621
01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:24,750
So anyways, we used up our PP on that.

622
01:17:25,291 --> 01:17:25,583
Sorry.

623
01:17:26,375 --> 01:17:26,916
People, patients.

624
01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:27,791
People, patients.

625
01:17:28,375 --> 01:17:28,541
Yeah.

626
01:17:29,791 --> 01:17:30,791
By the time we got to this,

627
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:32,750
which is such a cool experience,

628
01:17:32,750 --> 01:17:33,833
because we haven't been there before,

629
01:17:33,833 --> 01:17:34,500
other people on our team

630
01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,583
have been there with other kids

631
01:17:35,583 --> 01:17:36,666
and whatnot, or even previously,

632
01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:37,833
but this is our first time.

633
01:17:38,458 --> 01:17:41,125
30,000 kids from all over the world.

634
01:17:41,125 --> 01:17:41,333
Yeah.

635
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,041
Granted, a good majority of

636
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,166
them are from the United States,

637
01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:49,000
but Germany, England, Brazil, Costa Rica,

638
01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:50,583
six-- Samoa.

639
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:51,208
I mean--

640
01:17:51,666 --> 01:17:53,291
Samoa, six continents,

641
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:55,250
and I don't remember how

642
01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:56,291
many countries, like 30?

643
01:17:56,791 --> 01:18:01,833
It was like 15 or 17, I think.

644
01:18:01,916 --> 01:18:03,208
Okay, I just threw, I guess I

645
01:18:03,208 --> 01:18:04,041
just threw a number out there.

646
01:18:04,416 --> 01:18:06,458
So I would say 15 to 30.

647
01:18:07,750 --> 01:18:08,000
(laughing)

648
01:18:08,291 --> 01:18:09,833
Countries were there.

649
01:18:10,125 --> 01:18:10,958
But Japan was, I mean,

650
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,125
I just walked by a game the other day

651
01:18:12,125 --> 01:18:14,333
where there was a Japanese team,

652
01:18:14,875 --> 01:18:15,750
and the goalie was

653
01:18:15,750 --> 01:18:17,583
yelling at his team in Japanese,

654
01:18:17,958 --> 01:18:19,166
and I was like, this is crazy.

655
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:20,958
That is so cool.

656
01:18:21,083 --> 01:18:23,125
Yeah, yeah, so that was really neat.

657
01:18:23,583 --> 01:18:24,500
So they did this whole

658
01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:25,250
thing like the Olympics

659
01:18:25,500 --> 01:18:26,500
where all the kids just come

660
01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:27,750
out and they announce them,

661
01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:28,416
and I'll post

662
01:18:28,416 --> 01:18:29,666
something on it at some point.

663
01:18:29,666 --> 01:18:30,250
I've just been so

664
01:18:30,250 --> 01:18:31,375
behind on posting stuff.

665
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,875
But it was super neat.

666
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,208
Both our boys were down there.

667
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,250
I found them in the crowds.

668
01:18:37,125 --> 01:18:38,541
Which was no easy feat.

669
01:18:38,541 --> 01:18:39,625
No, well, yeah.

670
01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:41,583
So that was fun.

671
01:18:41,583 --> 01:18:43,041
That part was super cool.

672
01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:44,750
It was hot, we were up in the shade.

673
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:45,666
People were standing

674
01:18:45,666 --> 01:18:46,416
in front of everybody.

675
01:18:46,916 --> 01:18:47,416
People were just,

676
01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:49,041
here's what gets me, right?

677
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:50,041
I'm peeved.

678
01:18:50,250 --> 01:18:51,458
I was gonna go there.

679
01:18:51,458 --> 01:18:54,041
This is an I'm peeved moment.

680
01:18:55,333 --> 01:18:55,958
People are just so

681
01:18:55,958 --> 01:18:57,083
inconsiderate of other people.

682
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:58,666
And this goes back to

683
01:18:58,666 --> 01:18:59,833
I'm a rule follower.

684
01:19:00,708 --> 01:19:02,666
I try to be considerate

685
01:19:02,666 --> 01:19:05,000
of other people to my own--

686
01:19:06,458 --> 01:19:06,875
Detriment.

687
01:19:07,250 --> 01:19:08,416
Detriment, dismay, whatever.

688
01:19:08,416 --> 01:19:09,041
Yeah, yeah.

689
01:19:09,833 --> 01:19:11,125
I'm trying to take pictures.

690
01:19:11,333 --> 01:19:12,250
We're trying to take videos.

691
01:19:12,875 --> 01:19:15,166
And people just literally

692
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:16,583
stand right in front of you,

693
01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,375
taking their own video and picture.

694
01:19:18,375 --> 01:19:18,583
Right.

695
01:19:19,791 --> 01:19:21,500
There are times when I'm an idiot,

696
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:23,708
and I might not notice

697
01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,791
that somebody's doing that.

698
01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:25,916
And generally in those

699
01:19:25,916 --> 01:19:26,875
moments, you'll pull me back.

700
01:19:27,791 --> 01:19:29,541
Or, you know, and I'll do this,

701
01:19:29,541 --> 01:19:30,833
like, you know, I'll do it,

702
01:19:30,833 --> 01:19:31,708
because I'm not thinking,

703
01:19:31,708 --> 01:19:32,708
and then you'll pull me back.

704
01:19:33,541 --> 01:19:35,500
But one thing that you will always do

705
01:19:35,500 --> 01:19:38,333
is if you do that unintentionally,

706
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,166
you always notice them

707
01:19:41,166 --> 01:19:42,041
and then you apologize.

708
01:19:42,041 --> 01:19:43,708
Like, I am so sorry, you know?

709
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:44,208
Exactly.

710
01:19:44,625 --> 01:19:46,791
I mean, I am aware of my surroundings.

711
01:19:47,041 --> 01:19:48,625
I'm aware that I'm not the

712
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:50,125
only person in this world.

713
01:19:50,875 --> 01:19:53,833
M.I.P.'s, most important people--

714
01:19:53,875 --> 01:19:54,083
Yeah.

715
01:19:54,583 --> 01:19:55,625
Are everywhere.

716
01:19:56,375 --> 01:19:56,500
Yeah.

717
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:58,333
I just think society is

718
01:19:58,333 --> 01:19:59,541
flooded with this now.

719
01:19:59,541 --> 01:20:01,208
It is the new norm.

720
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:02,166
Yeah, I think so.

721
01:20:02,291 --> 01:20:04,791
To just not care about anybody else.

722
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:05,166
Yeah.

723
01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:06,875
It's your world, it's your world.

724
01:20:06,875 --> 01:20:08,166
You do whatever you wanna do.

725
01:20:08,333 --> 01:20:09,125
Cut to the front of the

726
01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,666
line, stand in front of people,

727
01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:13,000
don't follow the rules that make society,

728
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:14,416
you know, organized.

729
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:18,666
I mean, I'm peeved and I got it out.

730
01:20:19,083 --> 01:20:19,750
Yeah, there we go.

731
01:20:20,083 --> 01:20:21,083
And that, I think, is why

732
01:20:21,083 --> 01:20:22,833
that was the straw kind of on,

733
01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:24,500
I don't even remember now.

734
01:20:24,500 --> 01:20:25,416
That was Sunday night, right?

735
01:20:25,625 --> 01:20:25,875
Yeah.

736
01:20:25,916 --> 01:20:26,250
Sunday night.

737
01:20:26,333 --> 01:20:27,250
Sunday night, and it was

738
01:20:27,250 --> 01:20:28,375
just like, we were hot,

739
01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:29,750
we'd been going since

740
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:30,833
5.30 in the morning.

741
01:20:31,875 --> 01:20:33,500
You know, we're 13 hours later,

742
01:20:33,708 --> 01:20:35,958
and we're just like, I'm so done.

743
01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:39,916
I mean, I was trying to get,

744
01:20:40,125 --> 01:20:41,958
I was in crowds for the first time.

745
01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:43,000
Oh yes, yeah.

746
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:43,916
I was gonna go there,

747
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,000
because that's the other side of this.

748
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:46,416
Yeah, like, it's nerve-wracking.

749
01:20:46,416 --> 01:20:49,125
I'm still not super

750
01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:50,458
proficient with walking.

751
01:20:50,708 --> 01:20:52,583
I'm talking about your

752
01:20:52,583 --> 01:20:54,375
surgically repaired knee.

753
01:20:54,375 --> 01:20:55,750
My surgically repaired knee that,

754
01:20:56,166 --> 01:20:58,000
I mean, okay, in PT, I am

755
01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,958
practicing stepping on stairs,

756
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:02,166
like, but it's,

757
01:21:02,166 --> 01:21:03,000
again, not the full length

758
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:03,666
of a stair or anything.

759
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:06,625
So I'm getting there, but I look normal.

760
01:21:07,000 --> 01:21:08,208
And so people would have no idea

761
01:21:08,375 --> 01:21:10,041
that I'm walking on a

762
01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:11,333
very delicate knee still.

763
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:13,791
Can I just interact there?

764
01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:15,041
Keep that thought, I

765
01:21:15,041 --> 01:21:15,875
don't wanna interrupt you,

766
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:17,958
but we had talked about it too.

767
01:21:17,958 --> 01:21:19,125
And I actually, my mom was

768
01:21:19,125 --> 01:21:20,208
with us for part of the day.

769
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:22,500
And I remember being in first grade,

770
01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:23,333
and my mom was pregnant

771
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:26,041
with my second sister,

772
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:27,000
my middle sister.

773
01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:30,000
And being young, I

774
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:30,916
remember walking around,

775
01:21:30,916 --> 01:21:31,958
I wasn't smart enough to

776
01:21:31,958 --> 01:21:33,000
know that people were aware,

777
01:21:33,416 --> 01:21:34,875
or I wasn't aware enough to know,

778
01:21:34,875 --> 01:21:36,750
but I was like, I wanted to tell people,

779
01:21:36,750 --> 01:21:39,000
my mom's not fat, she's just pregnant.

780
01:21:40,083 --> 01:21:40,666
You know what I mean?

781
01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:42,083
But I was scared to death,

782
01:21:42,083 --> 01:21:43,750
everybody thought my mom was fat,

783
01:21:43,750 --> 01:21:45,416
because she was like, not eight months,

784
01:21:45,416 --> 01:21:46,458
nine months pregnant, you know?

785
01:21:47,250 --> 01:21:48,541
She's pregnant, everybody, she's not fat.

786
01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:50,291
But that applies to

787
01:21:50,291 --> 01:21:51,250
where you're at right now,

788
01:21:51,250 --> 01:21:53,083
your mentality, and I don't

789
01:21:53,083 --> 01:21:54,125
worry about it at all now,

790
01:21:54,125 --> 01:21:55,708
but I know you're thinking a little bit,

791
01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:57,625
because you don't look,

792
01:21:58,291 --> 01:21:59,208
you're not wearing a brace,

793
01:21:59,208 --> 01:22:00,083
you're not on crutches.

794
01:22:00,125 --> 01:22:01,208
I have nothing to appreciate,

795
01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:01,833
I have something wrong with you.

796
01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:03,750
I'm dragging a leg a little bit,

797
01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:05,666
you can tell there's, you know,

798
01:22:06,583 --> 01:22:08,791
you're not walking normally,

799
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,125
and I know that's, to

800
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:11,500
you, you wanna tell people,

801
01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:13,000
like, I'm not fat, I'm pregnant, right?

802
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:13,458
Right, right.

803
01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:16,166
But I'm not, I'm not, you know,

804
01:22:16,875 --> 01:22:18,166
I don't know what the word is there,

805
01:22:18,458 --> 01:22:19,541
I'm just learning how

806
01:22:19,541 --> 01:22:20,500
to reuse my knee again.

807
01:22:20,541 --> 01:22:22,833
Right, right, like, that's exactly

808
01:22:22,833 --> 01:22:23,583
what you wanna tell

809
01:22:23,583 --> 01:22:25,750
people, and it's like--

810
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:26,791
I just had surgery.

811
01:22:26,791 --> 01:22:27,541
I just had surgery. By the way,

812
01:22:27,541 --> 01:22:28,333
I just had surgery.

813
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:29,875
Right, right, I promise,

814
01:22:30,208 --> 01:22:33,166
I don't usually walk upstairs one step,

815
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:34,125
one leg at a time, with

816
01:22:34,125 --> 01:22:35,625
only one leg stepping up,

817
01:22:35,625 --> 01:22:37,875
and, you know, but people look at you,

818
01:22:37,875 --> 01:22:38,250
and then they're

819
01:22:38,250 --> 01:22:39,125
annoyed because you're taking

820
01:22:39,125 --> 01:22:41,125
too much time, or you

821
01:22:41,125 --> 01:22:42,541
feel like they are making it.

822
01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:43,500
Well, you did stairs,

823
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:44,916
literally the first time

824
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:46,333
you did stairs was at

825
01:22:46,333 --> 01:22:47,333
the FC Dallas Stadium.

826
01:22:48,125 --> 01:22:49,291
You know, and you're going down,

827
01:22:49,750 --> 01:22:51,458
because it's a stadium that goes down

828
01:22:51,833 --> 01:22:55,041
from the main causeway, and, you know,

829
01:22:55,541 --> 01:22:57,125
I'm turning around,

830
01:22:57,125 --> 01:22:58,000
telling people behind us,

831
01:22:58,041 --> 01:22:59,833
because there's a line behind us now,

832
01:23:00,125 --> 01:23:01,291
as we're going down 20

833
01:23:01,291 --> 01:23:02,708
steps, your first time,

834
01:23:04,208 --> 01:23:05,083
and they're not, you know,

835
01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:08,041
it's 28 inches wide at best.

836
01:23:08,666 --> 01:23:09,875
Two people cannot walk

837
01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:10,500
shoulder to shoulder,

838
01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:11,958
up and down those stairs,

839
01:23:11,958 --> 01:23:12,708
you have to turn sideways.

840
01:23:13,416 --> 01:23:14,541
So I'm telling everybody,

841
01:23:14,541 --> 01:23:15,666
oh, she just had surgery,

842
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:16,500
like, thanks, I

843
01:23:16,500 --> 01:23:17,541
appreciate it, she had surgery.

844
01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:19,041
I know, and I'm just

845
01:23:19,041 --> 01:23:20,541
like, so embarrassed,

846
01:23:20,541 --> 01:23:21,666
because I feel like

847
01:23:21,666 --> 01:23:23,000
everyone's just staring,

848
01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:25,833
which makes you nervous, because,

849
01:23:26,916 --> 01:23:28,750
I mean, I'm still nervous to do stairs.

850
01:23:28,750 --> 01:23:31,708
Like, I don't feel good on stairs yet.

851
01:23:32,083 --> 01:23:32,833
Right, right.

852
01:23:34,625 --> 01:23:35,875
Anyway, yeah.

853
01:23:36,333 --> 01:23:38,625
So, not to finish that up,

854
01:23:38,625 --> 01:23:39,583
but I mean, part of the time,

855
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:41,166
so that was, so we're

856
01:23:41,166 --> 01:23:42,958
in crowds and traffic,

857
01:23:42,958 --> 01:23:43,916
actually we missed traffic

858
01:23:43,916 --> 01:23:44,916
pretty well on FC Dallas,

859
01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:45,333
because we left at

860
01:23:45,333 --> 01:23:46,375
halftime, so that was nice.

861
01:23:46,958 --> 01:23:48,083
But then the next night, we

862
01:23:48,083 --> 01:23:49,750
had full traffic getting in,

863
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:51,250
it was hard to find the boys, because

864
01:23:51,250 --> 01:23:52,583
there's 30,000 people,

865
01:23:52,583 --> 01:23:53,916
and the directions, I'll

866
01:23:53,916 --> 01:23:55,166
just say, were not great,

867
01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:56,708
of where to meet up and

868
01:23:56,708 --> 01:23:57,833
drop our children off,

869
01:23:58,250 --> 01:23:59,375
nor, and this is what

870
01:23:59,375 --> 01:24:00,416
made it even more annoying,

871
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:02,500
were they great to pick up our children,

872
01:24:03,166 --> 01:24:04,625
amongst the, if there

873
01:24:04,625 --> 01:24:07,000
were 30,000 children there,

874
01:24:07,750 --> 01:24:09,500
well, every one of them, I promise you,

875
01:24:09,500 --> 01:24:10,291
had at least one

876
01:24:10,291 --> 01:24:12,375
parent, if not two, or family,

877
01:24:13,000 --> 01:24:13,666
because there's people

878
01:24:13,666 --> 01:24:14,791
coming in from Mexico,

879
01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,708
had a huge contingent, so

880
01:24:16,708 --> 01:24:17,458
they had all their families,

881
01:24:18,000 --> 01:24:19,416
so double that, there

882
01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:21,041
was at least 60,000 people

883
01:24:21,208 --> 01:24:21,916
in the stands,

884
01:24:22,666 --> 01:24:24,041
parents in close relatives,

885
01:24:24,333 --> 01:24:25,375
if not more than that.

886
01:24:26,291 --> 01:24:27,000
I've never.

887
01:24:27,833 --> 01:24:29,416
And we're like, oh, everybody meet at,

888
01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:30,333
I don't remember what

889
01:24:30,333 --> 01:24:32,500
it was, A20, Section A20.

890
01:24:32,666 --> 01:24:33,541
Section A20 was the very

891
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:35,375
first one where everybody came up.

892
01:24:35,375 --> 01:24:35,583
Yeah.

893
01:24:36,541 --> 01:24:39,458
So 90,000 people were in Section A20,

894
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,458
and we literally were just standing.

895
01:24:42,666 --> 01:24:44,750
Yeah, yeah, it was insanity.

896
01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:45,708
Smushed, human sardines.

897
01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:48,500
Nobody was even moving, I had

898
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:49,583
a vantage point at this point

899
01:24:49,583 --> 01:24:50,958
where I could see all the way

900
01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:52,041
through the tunnels and stuff,

901
01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:55,291
people couldn't even move.

902
01:24:55,291 --> 01:24:55,500
Right.

903
01:24:55,708 --> 01:24:56,958
And it was just like, oh.

904
01:24:57,250 --> 01:24:58,000
It was scary though.

905
01:24:58,000 --> 01:24:58,375
I've never seen such a

906
01:24:58,375 --> 01:24:59,791
sea of humanity, yeah,

907
01:24:59,791 --> 01:25:01,000
and it was scary.

908
01:25:01,291 --> 01:25:03,166
It was scary from the

909
01:25:03,166 --> 01:25:05,416
standpoint that we've all seen,

910
01:25:05,833 --> 01:25:06,875
in today's day and

911
01:25:06,875 --> 01:25:07,666
age, I mean, it's crazy,

912
01:25:07,916 --> 01:25:09,375
something fell, it sounds like a gunshot,

913
01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:13,541
who knows, if people start moving and

914
01:25:13,541 --> 01:25:14,500
pushing and trampling,

915
01:25:14,958 --> 01:25:17,000
I mean, there's nowhere to go,

916
01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,000
people are just gonna get

917
01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,333
smushed and pushed down,

918
01:25:20,208 --> 01:25:20,833
and when you're on a

919
01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:21,916
surgically repaired knee,

920
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,750
that's not a great place to be.

921
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:23,958
Yeah.

922
01:25:24,375 --> 01:25:27,375
So that part, I mean, it took us an hour

923
01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:29,166
to find our first son,

924
01:25:29,750 --> 01:25:31,375
maybe not that long, 40 minutes.

925
01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:32,291
40 minutes, probably.

926
01:25:32,541 --> 01:25:34,083
And another 30 minutes

927
01:25:34,083 --> 01:25:35,208
or more on top of that

928
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:36,083
to get our second son.

929
01:25:38,375 --> 01:25:39,416
Well, part of that was, he

930
01:25:39,416 --> 01:25:40,583
didn't wanna answer his phone,

931
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:41,166
because he was having

932
01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:41,833
fun with his friends.

933
01:25:41,875 --> 01:25:42,541
Well, because there was no

934
01:25:42,541 --> 01:25:43,416
cell reception there though.

935
01:25:43,458 --> 01:25:44,208
Oh, that's right.

936
01:25:45,333 --> 01:25:45,791
There's no cell

937
01:25:45,791 --> 01:25:46,833
reception, there's one bar,

938
01:25:47,125 --> 01:25:49,000
so phone calls wouldn't go through,

939
01:25:49,541 --> 01:25:52,583
and in text, I had

940
01:25:52,583 --> 01:25:53,625
probably three or four texts

941
01:25:53,625 --> 01:25:54,375
that didn't go through the

942
01:25:54,375 --> 01:25:55,666
group me that I sent out,

943
01:25:55,916 --> 01:25:57,666
being like, where are the boys at?

944
01:25:57,666 --> 01:25:58,333
Does anybody know where

945
01:25:58,333 --> 01:25:59,500
the boys are right now?

946
01:26:00,125 --> 01:26:01,666
My group me never even posted.

947
01:26:02,833 --> 01:26:03,583
That's insane.

948
01:26:03,666 --> 01:26:04,291
Yeah, so.

949
01:26:05,666 --> 01:26:08,666
Yeah, it was a challenge,

950
01:26:08,875 --> 01:26:11,416
especially on tired, hot,

951
01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:14,000
just ready to be done.

952
01:26:14,291 --> 01:26:16,500
It was like 11.45 on

953
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,541
a full day of Disney.

954
01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:18,791
Yeah, it was.

955
01:26:19,583 --> 01:26:21,041
Parks closing and all you

956
01:26:21,041 --> 01:26:22,041
wanna do is get back to the--

957
01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:23,000
Get home and then you

958
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:24,750
just got in a 600 person line

959
01:26:24,750 --> 01:26:25,541
to get on the tram.

960
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:26,083
Exactly.

961
01:26:26,666 --> 01:26:27,458
Speaking of which, we had

962
01:26:27,458 --> 01:26:30,000
friends that just did Disney

963
01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:32,041
and they did how many parks in one day?

964
01:26:32,791 --> 01:26:34,458
Oh my gosh, they did four,

965
01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:36,000
I think it was four parks in one day.

966
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:36,750
Are they insane?

967
01:26:37,875 --> 01:26:40,500
I feel like I should slow clap for that,

968
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,791
because I don't know anybody.

969
01:26:44,375 --> 01:26:46,166
(clapping) All right, we'll do the fast slow clap.

970
01:26:47,416 --> 01:26:48,291
I don't know how they did that.

971
01:26:48,333 --> 01:26:49,708
I love them, they're great.

972
01:26:52,458 --> 01:26:53,708
They are go getters

973
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:54,833
though, mom is a go getter.

974
01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:55,833
Oh my gosh.

975
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,416
I think, how much energy does she have?

976
01:26:57,791 --> 01:27:00,541
It doesn't stop, it doesn't stop.

977
01:27:00,541 --> 01:27:02,250
I'd like to have her, we have to have her

978
01:27:02,250 --> 01:27:03,916
on some podcast somewhere at some point.

979
01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:04,500
Oh my gosh, because

980
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:07,833
she's so funny and yes, she--

981
01:27:08,291 --> 01:27:08,750
Hilarious.

982
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:10,625
I actually feed off of

983
01:27:10,625 --> 01:27:12,291
her energy though sometimes.

984
01:27:14,208 --> 01:27:15,500
I'm sure she's faking it 100%,

985
01:27:15,750 --> 01:27:16,708
but she's one of the nicest

986
01:27:16,708 --> 01:27:18,250
people I think that I know.

987
01:27:18,416 --> 01:27:19,041
Here's the thing is

988
01:27:19,041 --> 01:27:20,375
no, she's not faking it.

989
01:27:20,375 --> 01:27:22,333
She is just that good.

990
01:27:22,791 --> 01:27:24,708
She's, we'll ask her if we can plug,

991
01:27:24,708 --> 01:27:25,541
she actually has a book,

992
01:27:25,833 --> 01:27:27,000
which is, you've read it,

993
01:27:27,000 --> 01:27:27,625
I have not.

994
01:27:27,625 --> 01:27:28,083
It's incredible.

995
01:27:29,625 --> 01:27:30,500
So they've had their

996
01:27:30,500 --> 01:27:31,416
trials and tribulations,

997
01:27:31,625 --> 01:27:32,875
great family, but I

998
01:27:32,875 --> 01:27:34,291
always think about them when,

999
01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:35,125
they're one of those

1000
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:36,000
families I think about

1001
01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,041
when I'm like, am I a lazy parent?

1002
01:27:39,583 --> 01:27:41,833
Right, because you're like, you know,

1003
01:27:41,833 --> 01:27:42,500
you hear all the

1004
01:27:42,500 --> 01:27:43,375
things that they've done,

1005
01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:45,166
and it's like, oh my goodness,

1006
01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:50,708
Yeah.

1007
01:27:50,708 --> 01:27:51,291
Like, when is the most

1008
01:27:51,291 --> 01:27:52,416
lame thing I did today?

1009
01:27:52,625 --> 01:27:54,583
We did 18 Disney parks in one day.

1010
01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:54,791
Right.

1011
01:27:55,500 --> 01:27:56,416
And we were hilarious, and

1012
01:27:56,416 --> 01:27:57,833
they planned out old pictures,

1013
01:27:58,208 --> 01:27:59,458
like they had a

1014
01:27:59,458 --> 01:28:00,708
picture there 20 years ago,

1015
01:28:00,708 --> 01:28:01,125
so they had planned

1016
01:28:01,125 --> 01:28:02,291
that out in part of it,

1017
01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:03,291
I mean like, good Lord.

1018
01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:05,500
Yeah, it is so impressive.

1019
01:28:05,875 --> 01:28:06,875
And our kids are like,

1020
01:28:07,500 --> 01:28:08,666
we go back to our kids.

1021
01:28:09,500 --> 01:28:10,000
Oh my God.

1022
01:28:10,250 --> 01:28:12,333
They're like, you guys are so boring.

1023
01:28:13,083 --> 01:28:14,250
No we're not, I don't think we're boring,

1024
01:28:14,250 --> 01:28:15,708
but our kids are like, I

1025
01:28:15,708 --> 01:28:17,041
hadn't planned on doing that.

1026
01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:18,625
I had planned on not

1027
01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:19,666
going somewhere tonight.

1028
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:21,833
I thought I had an open night.

1029
01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:23,708
And they're like, lives are crushed,

1030
01:28:23,708 --> 01:28:24,458
because it's like, well

1031
01:28:24,458 --> 01:28:26,333
guys, we need to do something.

1032
01:28:26,875 --> 01:28:28,041
Something similar came up

1033
01:28:28,041 --> 01:28:29,000
at some point this week,

1034
01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:30,208
I felt like where I was like, guys,

1035
01:28:30,208 --> 01:28:30,666
you have to be a

1036
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:31,708
little bit more malleable,

1037
01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:33,833
have some plasticity.

1038
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:35,750
Yes, yes, oh it was an

1039
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:38,250
unexpected change of practice time,

1040
01:28:38,250 --> 01:28:39,500
I think is what it was, but yeah.

1041
01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:40,250
Change of practice night

1042
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:40,875
or something like that.

1043
01:28:41,541 --> 01:28:42,583
Gosh, I had planned on

1044
01:28:42,583 --> 01:28:43,750
not doing anything tonight,

1045
01:28:43,791 --> 01:28:44,833
I needed a night off,

1046
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,875
but they get that from me.

1047
01:28:47,083 --> 01:28:47,750
Whether or not they

1048
01:28:47,750 --> 01:28:49,625
genetically get that from me,

1049
01:28:50,041 --> 01:28:51,166
or they get that from me

1050
01:28:51,166 --> 01:28:52,500
modeling it, I don't know.

1051
01:28:52,791 --> 01:28:53,875
Oh, maybe a little bit of both.

1052
01:28:54,166 --> 01:28:55,541
Probably a little bit of both, yeah.

1053
01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:57,750
Yeah, but I mean, here's what you say,

1054
01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:59,708
we embrace a night off,

1055
01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:01,541
we don't get them often.

1056
01:29:01,833 --> 01:29:04,583
And so I try not to feel

1057
01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,333
guilty about taking a night off,

1058
01:29:06,333 --> 01:29:08,166
or having a glass of wine

1059
01:29:08,166 --> 01:29:09,375
when we get this opportunity,

1060
01:29:09,791 --> 01:29:11,416
because it doesn't happen often.

1061
01:29:11,708 --> 01:29:13,166
No, I don't feel guilty about it at all.

1062
01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:15,666
Like, I mean, I think

1063
01:29:15,666 --> 01:29:17,875
last night, it was late,

1064
01:29:18,541 --> 01:29:19,833
you were still working on something,

1065
01:29:19,833 --> 01:29:20,791
and I was like, I'm

1066
01:29:20,791 --> 01:29:21,500
gonna shut my brain off.

1067
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:22,625
Just, you said you

1068
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:23,500
had 15 minutes of work,

1069
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:24,125
I was like, I'm gonna shut

1070
01:29:24,125 --> 01:29:25,375
my brain off for 15 minutes,

1071
01:29:25,833 --> 01:29:26,666
because it hadn't been shut

1072
01:29:26,666 --> 01:29:29,208
off in days, weeks probably.

1073
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,291
So, and that was really

1074
01:29:32,291 --> 01:29:34,625
like welcome, 15 minutes.

1075
01:29:34,875 --> 01:29:37,916
I was shocked, flabbergasted if you will,

1076
01:29:38,708 --> 01:29:44,541
because Meg's is, her

1077
01:29:44,541 --> 01:29:45,333
job is just demanding,

1078
01:29:45,541 --> 01:29:46,458
your job is demanding.

1079
01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:48,250
And there are times, not

1080
01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:48,958
that anybody else's jobs

1081
01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:50,666
aren't demanding, I get that, I get that.

1082
01:29:50,666 --> 01:29:52,333
But everybody knows, like there's just,

1083
01:29:53,208 --> 01:29:55,208
when you're at that point, your salary,

1084
01:29:55,208 --> 01:29:56,250
and all that kind of stuff, like,

1085
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:58,541
there's not a clock out time,

1086
01:29:58,541 --> 01:30:00,250
you have to hit the deadlines.

1087
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:01,416
You do it until it's, yeah.

1088
01:30:01,458 --> 01:30:02,625
And right now, it is just

1089
01:30:02,625 --> 01:30:04,041
an avalanche of deadlines,

1090
01:30:04,458 --> 01:30:06,291
there's no work-life balance,

1091
01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:07,291
as much as you're

1092
01:30:07,291 --> 01:30:08,416
trying to fit things in,

1093
01:30:08,500 --> 01:30:09,083
and do all this, we have

1094
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:10,500
soccer during the week this week,

1095
01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:11,916
I mean, you took the kids out of school

1096
01:30:11,916 --> 01:30:12,541
to go to these soccer

1097
01:30:12,541 --> 01:30:13,500
games for this tournament,

1098
01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:14,500
they have excuses for

1099
01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:16,500
it, from the league,

1100
01:30:16,500 --> 01:30:18,083
or from the, you know,

1101
01:30:18,375 --> 01:30:19,916
and so you've been working,

1102
01:30:19,916 --> 01:30:21,291
I mean, I've gotten, you know, you've

1103
01:30:21,291 --> 01:30:22,125
been working in bed,

1104
01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:23,250
you know, I've rolled

1105
01:30:23,250 --> 01:30:24,083
over and got into bed.

1106
01:30:24,708 --> 01:30:25,958
So I mean, it's been a push

1107
01:30:25,958 --> 01:30:28,041
for you for months, honestly.

1108
01:30:29,041 --> 01:30:30,208
And last night, I was like,

1109
01:30:30,208 --> 01:30:31,416
I've got like 15 more minutes,

1110
01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:33,250
and I said it because I thought,

1111
01:30:33,958 --> 01:30:34,416
you're gonna be like,

1112
01:30:34,416 --> 01:30:36,250
okay, I'll do this, no problem,

1113
01:30:36,250 --> 01:30:37,083
I got plenty to do.

1114
01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:39,000
And your response

1115
01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,291
blew my mind, I was like,

1116
01:30:40,666 --> 01:30:42,583
your response was, I think

1117
01:30:42,583 --> 01:30:43,375
I'm just gonna do a puzzle

1118
01:30:43,375 --> 01:30:44,041
on my phone then.

1119
01:30:44,416 --> 01:30:44,583
Yeah.

1120
01:30:45,083 --> 01:30:46,125
I was like, whoa.

1121
01:30:47,083 --> 01:30:47,166
(laughing)

1122
01:30:47,708 --> 01:30:51,333
I know, shocker, I needed that though.

1123
01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:52,125
Yeah.

1124
01:30:52,166 --> 01:30:53,958
I was like, in that 15

1125
01:30:53,958 --> 01:30:56,291
minutes, it was so restorative,

1126
01:30:56,291 --> 01:30:57,041
it was great.

1127
01:30:57,083 --> 01:30:58,125
I'm just glad you had that.

1128
01:30:58,958 --> 01:30:59,833
Thank you, I mean, you

1129
01:30:59,833 --> 01:31:00,500
were the one working,

1130
01:31:00,500 --> 01:31:01,208
I felt kind of bad.

1131
01:31:02,708 --> 01:31:04,291
It's just like, pfft, pfft.

1132
01:31:05,541 --> 01:31:07,375
That's spelled P-S-S-T.

1133
01:31:10,041 --> 01:31:14,416
I don't think it would be P-F-F-T.

1134
01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:20,333
You're probably right.

1135
01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:22,000
I have no idea.

1136
01:31:22,291 --> 01:31:22,791
Oh my gosh.

1137
01:31:23,416 --> 01:31:25,291
So here, one more thing,

1138
01:31:25,500 --> 01:31:26,166
do you have anything to,

1139
01:31:27,083 --> 01:31:27,791
are you done with that story?

1140
01:31:28,000 --> 01:31:29,250
I think I'm done with that story.

1141
01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:29,791
Because we don't have a

1142
01:31:29,791 --> 01:31:30,750
whole lot of topics tonight,

1143
01:31:31,250 --> 01:31:33,083
that was just so, that was such a

1144
01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:35,000
crushing, long weekend.

1145
01:31:35,458 --> 01:31:35,791
I know.

1146
01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,041
We said it, we had to

1147
01:31:37,041 --> 01:31:38,166
get our energy up for it.

1148
01:31:38,166 --> 01:31:39,791
We made it through it, barely.

1149
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:40,791
Barely.

1150
01:31:41,250 --> 01:31:41,666
Barely.

1151
01:31:43,166 --> 01:31:44,083
But we made it through it,

1152
01:31:44,333 --> 01:31:47,000
and one of the funniest things I've seen,

1153
01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:48,541
and I'm terrible at telling stories,

1154
01:31:49,375 --> 01:31:52,208
but yesterday, and I will put an

1155
01:31:52,208 --> 01:31:53,458
Instagram post up for this,

1156
01:31:53,458 --> 01:31:54,375
you guys have got to

1157
01:31:54,375 --> 01:31:56,000
check out this Instagram post.

1158
01:31:56,125 --> 01:31:57,458
Oh my God, we're so fine.

1159
01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:02,083
Of a soccer dad that I saw yesterday,

1160
01:32:02,875 --> 01:32:05,125
soccer dads and moms are crazy.

1161
01:32:05,125 --> 01:32:07,083
They're just crazy on the

1162
01:32:07,083 --> 01:32:08,291
soccer, on the sidelines.

1163
01:32:08,291 --> 01:32:09,500
And you've heard me talk about it,

1164
01:32:10,083 --> 01:32:11,333
even people on our team,

1165
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,208
as your kids are younger, you

1166
01:32:13,208 --> 01:32:14,458
have such high expectations,

1167
01:32:14,708 --> 01:32:16,250
and I think you do take

1168
01:32:16,250 --> 01:32:19,041
some of your own ego into it.

1169
01:32:19,500 --> 01:32:20,791
They're reflecting me,

1170
01:32:21,125 --> 01:32:22,541
and you hear people like,

1171
01:32:22,958 --> 01:32:23,916
he never does that.

1172
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:26,166
We had a dad once that literally every

1173
01:32:26,166 --> 01:32:27,625
mistake his son did,

1174
01:32:27,708 --> 01:32:29,125
he's like, well, he

1175
01:32:29,125 --> 01:32:31,083
made an excuse every time,

1176
01:32:31,083 --> 01:32:32,500
and it's like, hey, just by

1177
01:32:32,500 --> 01:32:34,208
the way, your kid's seven,

1178
01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:35,500
he's not good at

1179
01:32:35,500 --> 01:32:37,166
soccer, just let him play.

1180
01:32:37,416 --> 01:32:38,875
I don't need to hear your excuses

1181
01:32:39,083 --> 01:32:40,791
over and over and over again.

1182
01:32:40,791 --> 01:32:41,375
He's just not good,

1183
01:32:41,375 --> 01:32:42,541
that's okay, that is okay.

1184
01:32:42,541 --> 01:32:43,208
That is okay.

1185
01:32:43,541 --> 01:32:44,541
My son's not that

1186
01:32:44,541 --> 01:32:45,916
much better, it is okay.

1187
01:32:46,875 --> 01:32:47,333
Right, totally.

1188
01:32:47,791 --> 01:32:49,666
There are six at this point.

1189
01:32:49,708 --> 01:32:50,375
It was insane.

1190
01:32:50,708 --> 01:32:52,916
But parents generally

1191
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:55,041
mature through this, I think.

1192
01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:56,875
It's a maturity process for us too,

1193
01:32:57,333 --> 01:32:59,458
you know what, I don't

1194
01:32:59,458 --> 01:33:02,416
need to check my own ego box

1195
01:33:02,416 --> 01:33:04,041
based on how my child does.

1196
01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:06,000
I'm not trying to impress other people

1197
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:06,958
because my child's good.

1198
01:33:06,958 --> 01:33:07,875
Now, does it feel good?

1199
01:33:07,875 --> 01:33:08,583
It does, it does.

1200
01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:09,416
If we're all being

1201
01:33:09,416 --> 01:33:10,541
honest, it feels really good

1202
01:33:10,541 --> 01:33:11,458
when your kid does well,

1203
01:33:11,916 --> 01:33:12,833
and it feels really bad

1204
01:33:12,833 --> 01:33:14,041
when your kid doesn't do well.

1205
01:33:14,250 --> 01:33:14,708
Totally.

1206
01:33:15,166 --> 01:33:17,083
But at some point, you learn to not--

1207
01:33:18,166 --> 01:33:18,875
You disassociate

1208
01:33:18,875 --> 01:33:20,416
yourself and your own self-worth

1209
01:33:20,541 --> 01:33:21,458
from their performance.

1210
01:33:21,916 --> 01:33:23,125
That's right, to some degree.

1211
01:33:23,583 --> 01:33:25,000
(sighs)

1212
01:33:25,375 --> 01:33:26,791
So most of us have done that.

1213
01:33:26,833 --> 01:33:27,041
Yes.

1214
01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:28,375
And you know--

1215
01:33:28,791 --> 01:33:30,041
You even had, so our

1216
01:33:30,041 --> 01:33:31,958
oldest's coach was there,

1217
01:33:31,958 --> 01:33:33,000
and someone who had coached him

1218
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:34,500
while he was younger for years,

1219
01:33:35,041 --> 01:33:37,208
he showed up at our oldest soccer game

1220
01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:39,958
because he's so proud of the boys

1221
01:33:39,958 --> 01:33:40,833
that he's been able to

1222
01:33:40,833 --> 01:33:41,875
coach and watch them grow.

1223
01:33:42,625 --> 01:33:44,291
And it was funny because he

1224
01:33:44,291 --> 01:33:46,416
commented on how quiet you were,

1225
01:33:46,916 --> 01:33:48,083
and you were like, "Hey, I'm growing."

1226
01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:49,458
Oh, he did?

1227
01:33:49,708 --> 01:33:51,000
I forgot that he had done that.

1228
01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:52,333
Yeah, you guys kinda had some banter.

1229
01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:54,875
And he's like, "Oh, you're not gonna--"

1230
01:33:55,000 --> 01:33:55,833
Even my mom hadn't

1231
01:33:55,833 --> 01:33:57,000
been to a game in a while

1232
01:33:57,333 --> 01:33:58,166
because she's been super

1233
01:33:58,166 --> 01:33:59,583
busy working and all this.

1234
01:34:01,041 --> 01:34:02,458
And yeah, I mean, I've grown to it.

1235
01:34:02,458 --> 01:34:04,208
Don't get me wrong, I was not always

1236
01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:06,708
as good as a father as I

1237
01:34:06,708 --> 01:34:07,666
should have been on the sideline,

1238
01:34:07,666 --> 01:34:09,000
demanding high expectations.

1239
01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:10,166
It's just not good.

1240
01:34:10,666 --> 01:34:11,833
And I think we all grow through that.

1241
01:34:11,833 --> 01:34:12,541
Some people get it

1242
01:34:12,541 --> 01:34:13,708
immediately, some people don't.

1243
01:34:13,708 --> 01:34:14,291
I didn't.

1244
01:34:14,875 --> 01:34:15,750
I had to grow through it,

1245
01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:16,583
but I'm much better now.

1246
01:34:16,625 --> 01:34:17,208
You're good now.

1247
01:34:17,875 --> 01:34:20,791
Anyways, and why am I out of shape?

1248
01:34:20,916 --> 01:34:21,875
I'm tired right now.

1249
01:34:21,916 --> 01:34:23,375
I'm almost breathing heavy.

1250
01:34:23,916 --> 01:34:25,291
It's been a long few weeks.

1251
01:34:26,166 --> 01:34:27,708
How long can we say that though,

1252
01:34:28,041 --> 01:34:30,458
before it's like, "Shawn, you are gonna

1253
01:34:30,458 --> 01:34:31,375
have a heart attack."

1254
01:34:34,375 --> 01:34:35,583
Because everybody else has hard weeks.

1255
01:34:35,833 --> 01:34:36,500
I mean, I know it.

1256
01:34:36,708 --> 01:34:38,458
We are not alone in this.

1257
01:34:38,500 --> 01:34:39,041
We are not.

1258
01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:41,958
But thank you for listening to us.

1259
01:34:42,583 --> 01:34:43,208
Because it's helpful.

1260
01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:44,250
It really is.

1261
01:34:45,000 --> 01:34:47,333
This date night on the internet.

1262
01:34:48,875 --> 01:34:49,875
Anyways, long story short here,

1263
01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:51,666
I'm gonna put an Instagram up.

1264
01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:53,375
Of the craziest dad ever.

1265
01:34:53,875 --> 01:34:54,833
Craziest dad ever.

1266
01:34:55,291 --> 01:34:58,041
And unfortunately, I have

1267
01:34:58,041 --> 01:34:59,500
watched him and laughed at him

1268
01:34:59,500 --> 01:35:00,375
and just entertained

1269
01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:02,041
myself for the first 20 minutes.

1270
01:35:02,041 --> 01:35:03,833
It was a game, not before our game,

1271
01:35:03,833 --> 01:35:05,041
on a different field,

1272
01:35:05,041 --> 01:35:05,875
because all these teams are

1273
01:35:05,875 --> 01:35:06,583
playing in this tournament.

1274
01:35:07,708 --> 01:35:08,875
This dude's insane.

1275
01:35:08,875 --> 01:35:10,166
He's yelling on the

1276
01:35:10,166 --> 01:35:11,916
sideline at his daughter.

1277
01:35:12,125 --> 01:35:13,041
She's guessing.

1278
01:35:13,291 --> 01:35:14,666
He doesn't know anybody else's name,

1279
01:35:14,666 --> 01:35:15,708
but he's coaching all,

1280
01:35:15,958 --> 01:35:16,916
"Number five, you gotta get here.

1281
01:35:17,083 --> 01:35:17,583
Get to the sideline."

1282
01:35:18,583 --> 01:35:19,833
Man out, man out, man out.

1283
01:35:19,916 --> 01:35:21,875
I mean, the guys over the top.

1284
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:23,708
I've never seen,

1285
01:35:24,541 --> 01:35:28,083
we have been soccer parents for,

1286
01:35:30,625 --> 01:35:31,375
12 years. 12 years.

1287
01:35:31,916 --> 01:35:32,583
12 years.

1288
01:35:33,166 --> 01:35:34,625
You would have thought we had nearly,

1289
01:35:35,375 --> 01:35:36,208
that we had seen it all.

1290
01:35:37,291 --> 01:35:38,500
Well, soccer parents,

1291
01:35:38,791 --> 01:35:40,083
soccer parents for 12 years.

1292
01:35:40,333 --> 01:35:42,375
I played soccer for 15 years.

1293
01:35:42,375 --> 01:35:43,916
You watched it for 15 years.

1294
01:35:44,250 --> 01:35:45,875
So we've been around it our whole lives.

1295
01:35:46,458 --> 01:35:48,875
This guy takes the cake.

1296
01:35:48,916 --> 01:35:50,583
It's not even a competition.

1297
01:35:51,125 --> 01:35:52,625
So the only caveat I'm gonna give here,

1298
01:35:52,625 --> 01:35:55,416
I've got, so the first half was crazy.

1299
01:35:55,416 --> 01:35:56,083
I just sat there and

1300
01:35:56,083 --> 01:35:57,125
watched this guy with my jaw

1301
01:35:57,291 --> 01:35:59,833
wide open, just even our son was like,

1302
01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:00,708
"What?"

1303
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:04,041
Because he was guessing

1304
01:36:04,041 --> 01:36:05,083
and the coach did nothing.

1305
01:36:05,333 --> 01:36:06,208
The coach didn't even like

1306
01:36:06,208 --> 01:36:07,750
acknowledge that he was there.

1307
01:36:07,750 --> 01:36:08,750
He's coaching from the sideline.

1308
01:36:09,375 --> 01:36:11,000
Anyways, he was over

1309
01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:11,833
the top in the first half.

1310
01:36:12,125 --> 01:36:13,833
The second half, he wasn't

1311
01:36:13,833 --> 01:36:16,375
as bad because I told myself,

1312
01:36:16,375 --> 01:36:17,666
"I'm gonna go there and film this guy

1313
01:36:17,750 --> 01:36:19,958
because this is like gold, right?

1314
01:36:20,416 --> 01:36:20,750
Comedy gold."

1315
01:36:21,291 --> 01:36:23,125
Because our coaches

1316
01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:24,291
are always like parents,

1317
01:36:24,708 --> 01:36:26,541
behave yourself, there's always rules.

1318
01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:28,416
This could happen.

1319
01:36:28,916 --> 01:36:30,208
It was just consequences for the coach.

1320
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:32,791
I don't even know how this

1321
01:36:32,791 --> 01:36:33,833
guy didn't get kicked out

1322
01:36:33,833 --> 01:36:34,666
or the coach kicked

1323
01:36:34,666 --> 01:36:36,875
out, but long story short,

1324
01:36:37,083 --> 01:36:38,958
I filmed the guy for

1325
01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:40,541
like 25 minutes straight,

1326
01:36:40,541 --> 01:36:41,500
almost the whole second half.

1327
01:36:41,750 --> 01:36:43,250
But the second I had walked over there,

1328
01:36:43,625 --> 01:36:45,541
the referee was

1329
01:36:45,541 --> 01:36:47,583
threatening to throw him out

1330
01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:50,125
because he started degrading the AR.

1331
01:36:50,125 --> 01:36:50,375
Yeah.

1332
01:36:50,916 --> 01:36:51,750
He's like, "I don't care."

1333
01:36:51,750 --> 01:36:52,750
The ref literally said,

1334
01:36:52,958 --> 01:36:53,958
"I don't care how much

1335
01:36:53,958 --> 01:36:55,041
you yell at your own team."

1336
01:36:55,458 --> 01:36:57,208
Because clearly that was kind of like

1337
01:36:57,208 --> 01:36:58,416
a passive aggressive comment,

1338
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:00,541
but you will not yell at

1339
01:37:00,541 --> 01:37:02,000
my ref, which is great.

1340
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:02,666
I'm glad he said that.

1341
01:37:02,708 --> 01:37:03,125
Glad he said that.

1342
01:37:03,125 --> 01:37:03,458
That's so funny.

1343
01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:06,208
But that unfortunately took the guy down

1344
01:37:06,208 --> 01:37:07,291
a little bit of a notch.

1345
01:37:07,666 --> 01:37:08,708
So what I'm gonna post

1346
01:37:08,708 --> 01:37:11,375
is this guy at like 50%.

1347
01:37:11,791 --> 01:37:13,666
I'm just telling you, this guy at 50%

1348
01:37:14,583 --> 01:37:15,166
and you're gonna

1349
01:37:15,166 --> 01:37:18,083
love, this dude's insane.

1350
01:37:18,375 --> 01:37:18,833
Insane.

1351
01:37:19,833 --> 01:37:22,083
He was out of his mind and this is 50%.

1352
01:37:22,541 --> 01:37:24,625
So I'm excited, I gotta put it together

1353
01:37:24,625 --> 01:37:25,500
and hopefully it's a

1354
01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:26,791
funny montage of this guy

1355
01:37:26,791 --> 01:37:28,875
just yelling at, "Oh, by the way,

1356
01:37:29,333 --> 01:37:30,958
they're like 10 year old girls."

1357
01:37:31,166 --> 01:37:31,416
Yeah.

1358
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:33,000
I forgot, they're not professionals.

1359
01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:37,166
(laughing) This is not life or death scenarios.

1360
01:37:37,583 --> 01:37:38,791
These are 10 year old girls

1361
01:37:38,791 --> 01:37:41,125
playing on 9v9 soccer field.

1362
01:37:42,041 --> 01:37:44,250
And for the part you were filming,

1363
01:37:44,875 --> 01:37:45,916
he was standing in the

1364
01:37:45,916 --> 01:37:48,375
middle of the opponent's players.

1365
01:37:48,583 --> 01:37:48,833
Oh yeah.

1366
01:37:48,875 --> 01:37:50,291
Or in the opponent's parents.

1367
01:37:50,791 --> 01:37:51,500
Another, I'm peeved,

1368
01:37:51,500 --> 01:37:52,375
here's another, I'm peeved.

1369
01:37:52,750 --> 01:37:53,625
Stand on your side.

1370
01:37:53,875 --> 01:37:55,041
Here's the soccer rules, everybody.

1371
01:37:55,458 --> 01:37:56,500
Internationally, here

1372
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:57,750
are the soccer rules.

1373
01:37:58,500 --> 01:38:00,333
You sit on the half that

1374
01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:02,875
your soccer team sits on.

1375
01:38:03,250 --> 01:38:04,583
So your team across

1376
01:38:04,583 --> 01:38:06,000
from that, that whole half,

1377
01:38:06,000 --> 01:38:07,375
that whole half is yours.

1378
01:38:07,833 --> 01:38:09,041
The other half is ours.

1379
01:38:09,166 --> 01:38:11,291
Do not sit on our half.

1380
01:38:11,333 --> 01:38:12,166
It's so true.

1381
01:38:15,291 --> 01:38:16,833
Drives me insane, but this

1382
01:38:16,833 --> 01:38:20,291
guy was on, this guy, this guy.

1383
01:38:21,041 --> 01:38:24,541
He moved from one side at the first half

1384
01:38:24,541 --> 01:38:25,833
because he wanted to be on the half

1385
01:38:25,833 --> 01:38:27,958
that they were scoring on, apparently.

1386
01:38:28,416 --> 01:38:29,500
So he moved from that half,

1387
01:38:29,958 --> 01:38:31,166
sat in the stinking middle

1388
01:38:31,458 --> 01:38:32,916
of the other half of the other parents.

1389
01:38:33,791 --> 01:38:34,791
I mean, these people,

1390
01:38:35,166 --> 01:38:36,041
he was crazy though.

1391
01:38:36,583 --> 01:38:38,208
I was literally thinking like,

1392
01:38:38,291 --> 01:38:40,625
if this guy realizes I'm filming him,

1393
01:38:40,625 --> 01:38:41,500
like I was trying to

1394
01:38:41,500 --> 01:38:43,416
come up with excuses.

1395
01:38:44,875 --> 01:38:46,000
Maybe don't act crazy.

1396
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:47,416
Because this is the guy that,

1397
01:38:47,416 --> 01:38:48,416
I mean, nobody said anything to him

1398
01:38:48,416 --> 01:38:49,250
because he's so crazy.

1399
01:38:49,833 --> 01:38:50,250
You know what I mean?

1400
01:38:51,041 --> 01:38:51,833
There are plenty of

1401
01:38:51,833 --> 01:38:53,083
dads that are out there

1402
01:38:53,083 --> 01:38:54,083
and moms that are like, hey,

1403
01:38:54,083 --> 01:38:55,250
settle down, go to your side.

1404
01:38:56,291 --> 01:38:58,166
But you don't do that with crazy.

1405
01:38:58,500 --> 01:38:58,916
Yeah, because you

1406
01:38:58,916 --> 01:39:00,083
could tell he's unhinged.

1407
01:39:00,166 --> 01:39:01,083
Yeah, he's unhinged.

1408
01:39:01,083 --> 01:39:04,333
I mean, yeah, you just have to see it.

1409
01:39:04,333 --> 01:39:05,250
We'll have to post it.

1410
01:39:05,375 --> 01:39:06,750
Anyways, all right, I'm done.

1411
01:39:07,958 --> 01:39:10,583
Well, oh my goodness.

1412
01:39:10,625 --> 01:39:11,416
What do we have coming up?

1413
01:39:11,875 --> 01:39:13,625
We're getting closer.

1414
01:39:13,833 --> 01:39:14,458
We're trying to keep this

1415
01:39:14,458 --> 01:39:15,875
thing closer to the 30s.

1416
01:39:15,875 --> 01:39:16,375
Where are we at?

1417
01:39:16,750 --> 01:39:18,500
Oh goodness, so we have

1418
01:39:18,500 --> 01:39:19,625
more soccer this week.

1419
01:39:20,750 --> 01:39:22,416
That coaster just fell.

1420
01:39:23,833 --> 01:39:26,000
So we have more soccer this week.

1421
01:39:26,000 --> 01:39:27,125
We have Easter coming up.

1422
01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:28,458
It was pretty funny

1423
01:39:28,458 --> 01:39:31,666
when we hadn't even thought

1424
01:39:31,666 --> 01:39:33,333
about pulling out our Easter decorations.

1425
01:39:34,333 --> 01:39:35,708
And you mentioned, you're like,

1426
01:39:35,750 --> 01:39:36,750
oh, I need to go pull

1427
01:39:36,750 --> 01:39:37,833
down the Easter decorations.

1428
01:39:38,791 --> 01:39:40,916
And our youngest is like, why bother?

1429
01:39:43,958 --> 01:39:46,166
We are so winning the parenting gig.

1430
01:39:46,250 --> 01:39:47,083
Okay.

1431
01:39:47,125 --> 01:39:48,750
Winning the parenting gig.

1432
01:39:48,791 --> 01:39:49,958
In all fairness, we don't

1433
01:39:49,958 --> 01:39:52,166
have a ton of Easter decorations.

1434
01:39:52,333 --> 01:39:53,958
We go all out at Christmas.

1435
01:39:53,958 --> 01:39:55,666
And I think we have a ton of Halloween.

1436
01:39:56,500 --> 01:39:57,916
And this is our decorating kit.

1437
01:39:57,916 --> 01:40:00,916
This kid loves to decorate for holidays.

1438
01:40:01,458 --> 01:40:01,666
Yeah.

1439
01:40:02,041 --> 01:40:03,250
But he's like, nah, as long

1440
01:40:03,250 --> 01:40:04,375
as you pull out that bunny,

1441
01:40:04,375 --> 01:40:04,958
we're good.

1442
01:40:05,416 --> 01:40:07,666
Now that we have this big foyer,

1443
01:40:08,208 --> 01:40:10,750
we need a foyer or foyer?

1444
01:40:11,416 --> 01:40:13,583
I think the fancy way to say it is foyer.

1445
01:40:13,916 --> 01:40:15,208
Okay, because I did ball.

1446
01:40:15,833 --> 01:40:18,125
But it's spelled like foyer.

1447
01:40:18,125 --> 01:40:19,208
What's that song, fancy like?

1448
01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:21,541
Oh yeah, you're like fancy like Applebee.

1449
01:40:21,958 --> 01:40:23,458
Fancy like Applebee, so in the foyer.

1450
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,125
I made a joke, I said, you

1451
01:40:26,125 --> 01:40:26,916
know what we just need to do?

1452
01:40:26,916 --> 01:40:28,583
We need to get our cross up

1453
01:40:28,583 --> 01:40:30,500
there and put Jesus on it.

1454
01:40:32,500 --> 01:40:34,541
That's our new Easter decoration.

1455
01:40:36,250 --> 01:40:39,000
He rose three days later.

1456
01:40:40,208 --> 01:40:42,000
Oh, and we could get, I've

1457
01:40:42,000 --> 01:40:44,875
actually been to Skoll Rock,

1458
01:40:45,291 --> 01:40:47,250
where supposedly Jesus was buried, right?

1459
01:40:47,916 --> 01:40:50,458
And he's not there, FYI.

1460
01:40:51,041 --> 01:40:52,458
The rock has been rolled away.

1461
01:40:52,833 --> 01:40:55,291
So we could do a little cave type thing,

1462
01:40:55,291 --> 01:40:58,208
maybe in like our living room,

1463
01:40:58,666 --> 01:41:00,000
in like a big paper mache

1464
01:41:00,000 --> 01:41:01,625
rock, roll that sucker away.

1465
01:41:02,750 --> 01:41:03,375
Who's not here?

1466
01:41:03,791 --> 01:41:04,083
Jesus.

1467
01:41:05,375 --> 01:41:06,208
Thank you.

1468
01:41:06,375 --> 01:41:07,416
You're not on the cross either?

1469
01:41:09,041 --> 01:41:09,750
Anyways, I don't know,

1470
01:41:10,458 --> 01:41:11,416
I'm just spit balling.

1471
01:41:11,416 --> 01:41:12,416
This is just a spit ball.

1472
01:41:12,916 --> 01:41:14,666
You're, wow.

1473
01:41:15,166 --> 01:41:16,208
These sound like some really

1474
01:41:16,208 --> 01:41:17,916
great Easter decorations, honey.

1475
01:41:17,958 --> 01:41:18,583
But I'm just saying, if we

1476
01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:19,833
had those kind of decorations,

1477
01:41:19,833 --> 01:41:20,791
the kids would be excited.

1478
01:41:21,875 --> 01:41:24,541
It's true, with the paper mache stone

1479
01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:25,583
that we can roll away.

1480
01:41:27,833 --> 01:41:30,625
Or, or the--

1481
01:41:30,666 --> 01:41:32,333
Am I supposed to hear you out?

1482
01:41:32,333 --> 01:41:34,000
Yeah, yeah, or just the fake bunny

1483
01:41:34,166 --> 01:41:34,791
that they like to have

1484
01:41:34,791 --> 01:41:35,875
stirring contest with.

1485
01:41:35,875 --> 01:41:37,166
Like, I think that could

1486
01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:39,166
also just fill the void.

1487
01:41:39,208 --> 01:41:40,083
In the big blue Easter

1488
01:41:40,083 --> 01:41:41,083
egg you put a candle in.

1489
01:41:41,750 --> 01:41:41,958
Yeah, yeah.

1490
01:41:42,750 --> 01:41:44,541
They're two favorite Easter decorations.

1491
01:41:44,958 --> 01:41:45,708
Well, next year maybe.

1492
01:41:46,125 --> 01:41:46,875
Yeah, yeah.

1493
01:41:46,958 --> 01:41:47,583
It's been a tough year.

1494
01:41:49,250 --> 01:41:50,958
All right, hey, here's our new,

1495
01:41:51,666 --> 01:41:52,333
here's what we think

1496
01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:53,208
we're gonna do, our new,

1497
01:41:53,875 --> 01:41:54,666
if we actually

1498
01:41:54,666 --> 01:41:57,000
complete each other's thought,

1499
01:41:57,208 --> 01:41:58,250
maybe not our sentence,

1500
01:41:58,250 --> 01:41:58,958
because we can do that.

1501
01:41:58,958 --> 01:42:00,458
We can do that, we do that quite often.

1502
01:42:00,458 --> 01:42:01,291
Every other episode we do

1503
01:42:01,291 --> 01:42:02,875
that anyway, so that's easy.

1504
01:42:03,458 --> 01:42:04,916
That's like beginner stuff.

1505
01:42:04,916 --> 01:42:05,166
Yes.

1506
01:42:05,791 --> 01:42:07,750
Now, we're gonna count to three.

1507
01:42:08,416 --> 01:42:09,208
Here's our new ending.

1508
01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:11,791
And we're gonna summarize what

1509
01:42:11,791 --> 01:42:13,666
we thought our last week was.

1510
01:42:13,958 --> 01:42:14,083
Yep.

1511
01:42:14,375 --> 01:42:15,041
With one word.

1512
01:42:16,666 --> 01:42:16,791
Okay.

1513
01:42:17,083 --> 01:42:17,458
Okay?

1514
01:42:17,708 --> 01:42:18,000
Yeah.

1515
01:42:18,041 --> 01:42:18,833
Are you good with that?

1516
01:42:19,416 --> 01:42:19,666
Yes.

1517
01:42:20,000 --> 01:42:21,333
All right, everybody think

1518
01:42:21,333 --> 01:42:22,541
of your word for your week.

1519
01:42:23,000 --> 01:42:24,083
See if it's the same as ours.

1520
01:42:24,625 --> 01:42:25,208
All right, I'm gonna give

1521
01:42:25,208 --> 01:42:26,500
everybody, okay, that's it.

1522
01:42:26,500 --> 01:42:27,291
That's all the time we get.

1523
01:42:27,875 --> 01:42:30,166
All right, one, we're gonna say it.

1524
01:42:30,166 --> 01:42:32,125
I'm gonna say three, then say the word.

1525
01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:32,541
Okay.

1526
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:33,333
Here we go.

1527
01:42:34,083 --> 01:42:34,916
We'll see if we finish

1528
01:42:34,916 --> 01:42:36,083
each other's thought.

1529
01:42:36,375 --> 01:42:36,625
Okay.

1530
01:42:36,916 --> 01:42:40,500
Okay, one, two, three.

1531
01:42:41,250 --> 01:42:41,875
Exhausting.

1532
01:42:43,625 --> 01:42:44,291
(laughing)

1533
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,000
Oh my God.

1534
01:42:47,041 --> 01:42:48,041
Oh my gosh.

1535
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:50,166
It was supposed to,

1536
01:42:50,166 --> 01:42:51,125
wait, wait, wait, wait.

1537
01:42:51,375 --> 01:42:52,208
It's supposed to

1538
01:42:52,208 --> 01:42:53,500
summarize our entire week.

1539
01:42:54,375 --> 01:42:54,666
People, patience.

1540
01:42:55,166 --> 01:42:55,833
It needed, the whole

1541
01:42:55,833 --> 01:42:57,250
week needed people patience.

1542
01:42:57,291 --> 01:42:57,791
Oh, okay.

1543
01:42:58,083 --> 01:42:59,250
Oh, okay, that makes sense.

1544
01:42:59,250 --> 01:42:59,583
You're right.

1545
01:43:00,166 --> 01:43:00,375
Sure.

1546
01:43:00,916 --> 01:43:02,250
And I shortened it to the pee pee.

1547
01:43:02,708 --> 01:43:03,416
Yeah, the pee pee.

1548
01:43:03,833 --> 01:43:04,750
Oh, the pee pee.

1549
01:43:05,375 --> 01:43:06,541
Just about this episode.

1550
01:43:07,083 --> 01:43:07,750
And that's the one thing

1551
01:43:07,750 --> 01:43:08,541
that stuck out in your mind

1552
01:43:08,541 --> 01:43:09,666
in this episode was pee pee.

1553
01:43:09,833 --> 01:43:11,458
No, no, no, it's about the whole week.

1554
01:43:11,458 --> 01:43:11,875
People, patience.

1555
01:43:12,458 --> 01:43:14,833
I mean, it was the term that

1556
01:43:14,833 --> 01:43:16,416
we coined during the episode,

1557
01:43:16,416 --> 01:43:17,583
but it--

1558
01:43:17,750 --> 01:43:19,041
And we were exhausted by it.

1559
01:43:19,125 --> 01:43:19,500
Yes.

1560
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:20,500
So similar, we were close.

1561
01:43:20,791 --> 01:43:21,166
We were close.

1562
01:43:21,583 --> 01:43:23,541
All right, I give that, I give that,

1563
01:43:23,541 --> 01:43:25,708
on a scale of similarity.

1564
01:43:26,041 --> 01:43:26,208
Yes.

1565
01:43:26,541 --> 01:43:27,916
Of one to 10, what do you give that?

1566
01:43:28,416 --> 01:43:29,458
Like six.

1567
01:43:29,500 --> 01:43:29,708
Six.

1568
01:43:31,291 --> 01:43:32,500
Finish each other's.

1569
01:43:33,000 --> 01:43:33,208
Scale.

1570
01:43:34,208 --> 01:43:34,416
Ability.

1571
01:43:35,791 --> 01:43:35,958
(laughing)

1572
01:43:36,333 --> 01:43:37,875
All right, that's it, people.

1573
01:43:37,875 --> 01:43:38,416
We're outta here.

1574
01:43:39,041 --> 01:43:39,583
Have a good one.

1575
01:43:39,625 --> 01:43:40,416
Have a great week, bye.

1576
01:43:41,750 --> 01:43:43,375
(upbeat music)