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Speaker 1: Welcome bles me. I'm Kevin spill and Quinn's news. I'm kids.

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Speaker 1: This is the last time we're going to be doing this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, calling it live would be a mistake, but

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Speaker 1: we generally record the show.

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Speaker 2: The night before it comes out.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna tell him, I was gonna say

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Speaker 1: a week of the show. But yes, Harley's right. Minutes

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Speaker 1: before you get it. Will Wilkins is rushing it like

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Speaker 1: Joan Cusack through the hallways and broadcast news. Do you

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Speaker 1: ever see that movie? No reference tell you the movie.

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Speaker 1: I know it's Steve Cutts. It's a wonderful flick. But

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Speaker 1: any event, uh we this is the last week we're

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Speaker 1: gonna be doing that for a red hot minute because

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Speaker 1: I will be heading out on the road.

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Speaker 2: You will be gone for quite some time.

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Speaker 1: And my band Cinnamon will be performing our hit star

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Speaker 1: You scare me. No, I have my own band. I'm

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Speaker 1: a one man bands, the Dogma band Man going out

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Speaker 1: on the Dogma Resurrection Tour, which starts on Sunday today

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Speaker 1: with us in their Ears. Is Thursday, true, but really

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Speaker 1: it's Tuesday, Tuesday. But the listener, this is Thursday. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be on a stage in Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia

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Speaker 1: with Jay doing a Jay and sonomba show that we

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Speaker 1: have to make up from like a couple of months

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Speaker 1: ago during the snowstorm, the snowstorm Virginia. So we do

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Speaker 1: that Friday, I come back here and stuff, and then

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Speaker 1: Sunday is the first show. Two shows in Los Angeles,

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Speaker 1: and then Monday, I go to San Diego. From San Diego,

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Speaker 1: on Tuesday, I go to Phoenix. From Phoenix, on Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: I go to Seattle.

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Speaker 2: That's what I thought, because I know it in my head.

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Speaker 1: Now Minneapolis, it's it starts. So the kid and I

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Speaker 1: are not going to have like any opportunity because I'm

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Speaker 1: not coming back. I'm gone for like a month, not

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Speaker 1: coming back coming back. So we're gonna you know this,

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Speaker 1: this show you're hearing was Fresh Baked this week, but

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Speaker 1: every other show you're going to listen to for the

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Speaker 1: next four weeks after that, for the next month are

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Speaker 1: going to be canned shows that we're recording in the past. So,

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Speaker 1: for all we know, Past is the president. This could

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Speaker 1: be the creepiest This could be the creepy pasta moment

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Speaker 1: of the.

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Speaker 3: Show I Hate.

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Speaker 1: I record four episodes in advance.

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Speaker 2: Don't say it I die. I hate that. I knew

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Speaker 2: you were going to go there?

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Speaker 1: Do you do? You hold on to him and string

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Speaker 1: him out like once a year?

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Speaker 2: You know what, if you die, I'm not thinking about

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Speaker 2: the podcast.

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Speaker 1: To think about the podcast, then you're not committed to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, because let me tell you, I have a

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Speaker 1: contingency plan in case you die.

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Speaker 2: Oh what does he take my place?

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Speaker 1: Lucky steps up to the mic. He just looks at

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Speaker 1: me lovingly the whole time, which is all show Yes, that.

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Speaker 2: Is this like half the time, and then the other

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Speaker 2: half of the time, I'm looking at you like no,

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Speaker 2: I I I'm just saying I just I hate that.

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Speaker 2: That's not gonna happen. So I'm just gonna go ahead

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Speaker 2: and knock on wood and.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps over the course of these not this episode, but

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Speaker 1: starting next episode, the four pre recorded episodes, I will

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Speaker 1: be leaving you coded messages that you can re put

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Speaker 1: together from the grave. Translate from like I'm gone and

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Speaker 1: you still put it together and you're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: he told me where the map was. Then you find

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Speaker 1: the map, and that's what a real adventure begins.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, wait a second, Yeah, So suddenly it ain't

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Speaker 4: so bad that dad's dead.

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Speaker 1: He sets you up on an adventure entertainment. Yeah, fucking

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Speaker 1: there's a map and it says like, at the end

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Speaker 1: of this is my gold, dude. That long story short,

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Speaker 1: at the end of the map, you're the gold. So really,

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Speaker 1: it don't get anything. I know you were counting on

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Speaker 1: the blues. I thought I was getting something.

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Speaker 2: But that's very nice. That would be Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine how hard that would hit if you

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Speaker 2: I was the gold. I would cry for.

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Speaker 1: I would hope with me dropping dead.

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Speaker 2: You'd be crying, but it would just hit so hard

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Speaker 2: if I.

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Speaker 1: Do drop dead. The intent was there, like I was like,

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Speaker 2: But this is not happening.

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to prepare yourself for one day. No,

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Speaker 1: one day, I'm going to go on a trip and

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Speaker 1: just not come back. Oh my god, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: I brought a fun game and you're.

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Speaker 1: Just is that what we're doing? No? I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: I believe me. Your mom's going with me. There's no

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Speaker 1: way I'm gonna die. We don't die together on the road.

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Speaker 1: We die in this house, burst me at her hands,

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Speaker 1: and then she follows maybe, and then.

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Speaker 2: She just never leaves again until she dies.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, then she haunts the house as a living

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Speaker 1: ghost man. The dogs are like what happened to the

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Speaker 2: And then the dogs eat you both.

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Speaker 1: she's a living ghost ghost, meaning like she just yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right. No, so she'll be with me and stuff.

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Speaker 1: She'll be looking out for me. It's easier, I'm sure.

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Speaker 2: I why why was that even something you brought up?

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Speaker 1: I like to put it out there, man, because then

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Speaker 1: if if here you want you want to know why? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I do, that sets you up in my absence,

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Speaker 1: because it gives you something to talk about on news programs.

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Speaker 1: And at the end, we're just like, I'm gonna miss him.

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Speaker 1: But he loved my new song start this is My

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Speaker 1: bad cinnamons in stores and Spotify right now. And he

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Speaker 1: really wanted everyone, He really really wanted everyone to hear

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Speaker 2: So during my most intense time of morning, I'm going

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Speaker 1: If I raised you right.

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Speaker 2: Yes, never never failed a season opportunity.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he got to capitalize on that otherwise dying.

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Speaker 1: I died for nothing. But if you're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: we got a million hits off my dad, he would

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Speaker 1: love that. You can legit here. This is on fucking record.

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Speaker 1: You can tell people he legit would have loved this.

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Speaker 1: I'm putting it on wax right here. Man, fucking I

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Speaker 1: would I demanded use your Oh my god, I want

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Speaker 1: never mind inheritance. I'm talking about the moment I died.

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Speaker 1: That's when a T shirt machine gets holy shit. I

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Speaker 1: was just doing a podcast the other day where I

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Speaker 1: podcast with Joe Bodner, who is the auctioneer that we had.

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Speaker 1: a lot of comic book artwork like a year and

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Speaker 1: and he was like a caller, true caller. He's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: now many amena. That's cool, spellbinding, like honestly one of

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Speaker 1: the most entertaining things I've seen in ten years, and

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Speaker 1: ship so much so that I wrote him into the

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Speaker 1: next movie. I was like, do that in the movie.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: So I was on his podcast and we were talking

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Speaker 1: showed him my Bulle Wigle stuff and I was like,

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Speaker 1: my kid was here not too long ago, and she

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Speaker 1: was like, none of this existed two months ago. I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I guess I've been collecting pretty hardy.

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Speaker 2: It just seems like a lifelong collection. Knowing me actually

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Speaker 2: multiple lifetimes.

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Speaker 1: In this house. You can't be like, my dad's always

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Speaker 2: This is a very new thing, and it feels very

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Speaker 1: In many ways, it's almost like I am set decorating

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Speaker 1: a movie about somebody who really likes bollwiggle and it

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Speaker 1: had a budget, but I could go do that exact

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Speaker 1: thing and shit, but it's for real. You go in there,

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Speaker 1: it's curated like a fucking Smithsonian. Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: The the the I was telling Bob, I was like, look,

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Speaker 5: most people collect these things, you know, because we were

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Speaker 1: while you're hearing stuff. So like all the stuff that

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Speaker 1: that's it matters to you. It's infused with your love

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Speaker 1: And justifiably. However, most people when they die and people

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Speaker 1: you have an opportunity to capitalize. The opportunity is like

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Speaker 1: literally everything has been touched by me, So like all

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Speaker 1: that boneenkle stuff, you can upsell or four times what

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you this is powerful, and I will feel

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Speaker 1: like a failure is a father if you don't like,

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Speaker 1: liquidate so you never have to work again in your life.

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Speaker 1: Everything gets sold because everything in this house is super

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Speaker 1: super valuable to somebody outside of this house. To you,

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Speaker 1: it's just stuff that you grew up around and stuff.

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Speaker 1: But I have enough trinkets too. There's enough shit where

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Speaker 1: But there's way more shit than you'll ever need, so

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Speaker 1: you could sell the fuck out of it. I employ

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Speaker 1: you to do it. I'm putting that on wax too.

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Speaker 1: You have to fucking this seems so so fucked up.

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Speaker 2: It is really fucked up. What has gotten into you?

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Speaker 1: I don't know these are Thus I don't like this

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Speaker 1: I just had this conversation on another podcast, so I was

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Speaker 2: What the fucks with your podcast content?

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Speaker 1: Just to talking about we were talking about collections, and

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Speaker 1: that led to like, what what do people Why do

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Speaker 1: people treat their collections so seriously? And shit? And most

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Speaker 1: people treat all their possessions seriously, but they're truly not

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Speaker 1: their possessions. And at the end of the day, like

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Speaker 1: me and Brian Johnson used to work for my mom

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Speaker 1: worked for these two guys, Chuck and Tom Peters, who

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Speaker 1: did a state sales. So somebody passes away and their

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Speaker 2: It seems it seems like you're working towards a goal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the intent is like I want it all, I

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Speaker 2: Interesting, like if you were to see, if those listening

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Speaker 1: It was like, my dad's been collecting the ship since

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Speaker 1: But all that bowlingkle stuff triple quadruple what I paid

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Speaker 2: What after you die?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody comes in fucking prices that you get old

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Speaker 1: Mike van eating over Vanning Galleries and shit. I'll probably

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Speaker 2: I think when you pass, I will be thinking about

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Speaker 1: What a great distraction. You're like, I got business to do.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate how you're thinking about setting me up for

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Speaker 1: Not so much success. That's up to you, but it's

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Speaker 1: Live off of this shit, man, because something good's got

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Speaker 1: And I don't mean in that way of like those

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Speaker 2: Remember we already had our last Easter with cinnamon.

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Speaker 1: But it's ours. We had our last easter with Cinnamon,

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Speaker 2: He still has some weird pants.

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Speaker 1: On helped him along with that.

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Speaker 1: It is gonna have once a year. Yep. Really, it's

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Speaker 1: She's like, remember all the things I was he was not.

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Speaker 1: Do you know who sings that song? No? Are you

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Speaker 2: What is it.

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Speaker 1: Trying to think of another song? See if you you know?

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Speaker 1: Do you they want to hear me? Do you they

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Speaker 1: want to make me cry? No? You're usually good with

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Speaker 1: the eighties music and ship. There's a whole you gotta

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Speaker 1: think of another one. Um comic coma coma coma comic

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Speaker 1: comel come in go that guy you're getting it was

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Speaker 1: indeed that guy? U That guy has a name.

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Speaker 6: That guy's name is indeed boy George. If you name

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Speaker 6: boy George was the lead singer.

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Speaker 2: Uh fuck, I know, I know it's it's real obvious.

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Speaker 1: But i'm Would you like to phone a friend? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: For hint? Okay, we're calling your dad.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, could I get some help?

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Who is this? It's your daughter? Oh, Harley, it

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Speaker 1: didn't sound like her. What do you need help with?

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Speaker 1: Who's bothering you? Now? You are? Oh? Well, we call

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Speaker 1: me dad. She's doing it again. She called me up.

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Speaker 1: Just blame me for shit. I think she wants to

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Speaker 1: talk to you. Keep going, how do you get me

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Speaker 1: to their course? And go? Just sketch going, bitch, I'm sitting.

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Speaker 1: We ain't up with the bit fuck commit commit so

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Speaker 2: My mind is reeling. I'm trying to figure.

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Speaker 1: It out anyway, What can I do for you?

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Speaker 2: Well, Dad, yeah, I have a question.

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Speaker 1: Okay, why do you sound weird? Where are you? Are

436
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 1: you in traffic? It sounds echoey? Why are people laughing?

437
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:49,199
Speaker 1: Are people laughing at you? Sounds up? Bitches? Do I

438
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:54,160
Speaker 1: got to put up another TikTok, another TikTok, a TikTok,

439
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 1: Like it's got the most TikTok hits I've ever had

440
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: on something is a video where somebody may some comments

441
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: about you, and I was like, hey, fukoh, And I

442
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: went back and I'm pretty hard. What never you never

443
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,239
Speaker 1: saw it?

444
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: No?

445
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,920
Speaker 1: I mean it's not that it's like it's a standard ass.

446
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, this goes back. Let me see. Let's see.

447
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: It was.

448
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,000
Speaker 6: Mm hmmm.

449
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,400
Speaker 1: Two point two.

450
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 3: Ult Oh that's very nice.

451
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: But it was off. Some dudes comment and like I

452
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 1: put up something.

453
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,120
Speaker 2: The comment you don't want to say.

454
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:57,480
Speaker 1: It's the same man, random. But the crazy thing is

455
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: like like he was like he said shit about you,

456
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 1: like me putting you in stuff, And I fucking like,

457
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: you know, it's so easy to fucking click on their

458
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: their own accounts and then see him like one of

459
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: the first things I see is him going like, my

460
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,119
Speaker 1: daughter means the world to me, and so wow, I

461
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: fucking use his comment to be like, you know, it's

462
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 1: that question answer mode thing so you can click on

463
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,440
Speaker 1: a question and just answer. So it was a response

464
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: to that where I wasn't like you're a piece of shit,

465
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 1: but I was like, hey, man, this this guy went

466
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: after me for fucking putting my daughter in things, even

467
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:40,680
Speaker 1: though he fucking like puts like he fucking said nice

468
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: things about his daughter, and why would he you know,

469
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: we all love our daughters, So hey, fuck what guy?

470
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: That guy instantly shut down his account and ran. I mean,

471
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:56,840
Speaker 1: he abandoned like the Internet as a whole. And it

472
00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: wasn't my intent. I was like, oh, fucking child this guy.

473
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: And I didn't set any bunny on him and shit,

474
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 1: but like it was just I mean it in my

475
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: head and heart, I'm like, oh, maybe I reached him,

476
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, Like maybe the dude was like,

477
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:13,120
Speaker 1: you know, what the fuck am I doing? I got

478
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: a daughter. I'm attacking a guy wh's got a daughter

479
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: for what what's the reason? Fuck this? And maybe he

480
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: turned over a new leaf. Whatever he did, he fucking

481
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: killed his account instantly, and shit, damn, two point two

482
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: million views on it. Honestly is the highest fucking viewed

483
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: thing I have on fucking TikTok. Maybe the perfect length,

484
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,400
Speaker 1: maybe like oh look at him fucking defending and shit

485
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: like that.

486
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 2: It's very sweet, sat thank you.

487
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,879
Speaker 1: Fuck that guy like fucking it. Like I just I

488
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,679
Speaker 1: just don't understand what did I see yesterday? So depressing, Well,

489
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: it wasn't depressing. Made me happy, but it was depressing

490
00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: that I had to exist, Like I guess Selena Gomez

491
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 1: put up some fucking picture and I guess a bunch

492
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: of fucking Neanderthal's comment shit. But somebody took their comments

493
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:03,439
Speaker 1: and they're horrendous. But then they took screenshots of the

494
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: person making the comment, and it's like, who the fuck

495
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: do you think you are? Bro, Like look at you, like,

496
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is like there's no fucking rommere

497
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:22,479
Speaker 1: like this. Oh you freak. And then you realize that

498
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: like that's as good as their day is gonna get

499
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: is trying to bring somebody else's day down, And that,

500
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: my friends, is the state of the entire fucking country.

501
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: How we wound up where we are right now because

502
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: everybody's just like allowed to express their rage and shit

503
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: for no good reason. Why is everyone so upset? And

504
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: I think you're fucking upset at the wrong fucking people.

505
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a panic at talk if you don't

506
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 2: say what band.

507
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,960
Speaker 1: Boy George is in? Are you still fucking lingering on this.

508
00:28:57,040 --> 00:29:00,239
Speaker 2: Whole last time? I'm like, what the fuck is it?

509
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: Give me a hit?

510
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 2: What does it start with?

511
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that you're not in the club.

512
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: Oh oh, what is the fuck?

513
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: Fuck? Time won't give me time and time makes love

514
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: speel and they got something real because you and me

515
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: we know you got nothing but time. Time won't give

516
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: me time. I cannot give made time in a million years.

517
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: I could never have put together the sentence you were

518
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: going to say about panic attack or whatever. The fuck.

519
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna be like, stop talking about this ship,

520
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,280
Speaker 1: but instead you were like, what's the name of the band?

521
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: Because it's been eating at my soul.

522
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: I don't know.

523
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: It's not the Mickey Mouse Club. You know it's not

524
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 1: the Breakfast Club.

525
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 2: I know what club is it?

526
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: What club is it?

527
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,000
Speaker 2: Tell me?

528
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:07,880
Speaker 1: What do you need to know? Do you want me

529
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: to tell you?

530
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 2: I don't think I can remember, Well.

531
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: Then you're notice cultured. Oh I was.

532
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:21,840
Speaker 2: Eating at my soul. Yes, I was so bothered. I

533
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: could not remember.

534
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 1: Culture Club is the name of that band. But it

535
00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: seems like you. Three of their four four songs I crooned,

536
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: albeit badly, did not seem to register with you.

537
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 2: I don't really listen to pop.

538
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: Bro, you were raised down eighties pop.

539
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:41,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that.

540
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: Actually that is yeah, that's why I don't track. I'm sorry,

541
00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: are you really Harley Quit? My name is Kevin Smith.

542
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 1: Who are you? And where's my daughter? Well? Are you

543
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: one of them pod fuckers? Not pod fucker like a

544
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 1: pot but a pod person? I just didn't want that

545
00:30:56,240 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: pod person a. What did you ever see they and

546
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: the Body Snatchers? Oh? Yeah, to catch your little notebook

547
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: and write down another thing that you got to watch

548
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: the player? You saw the player? Yeah?

549
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've seen Invasion of the Body Snatch.

550
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 1: Which one because there are multiple? I guess the original

551
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:22,240
Speaker 1: one black and white one? No, okay, that's the original.

552
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: So the second one has Donald Subtleman in it, and

553
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 1: people are like, that's when you saw? Yeah, it's terrifying.

554
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Is directed by Philip Kaufman. The director of You're never

555
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: gonna get this, so I'll just tell you the right stuff.

556
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the right stuff? No? They said

557
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: there was a demon in the air. It's about you

558
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,800
Speaker 1: know what I should watch?

559
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 2: How does your brain hold so much information?

560
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: Useless information, that's the key. Useless information doesn't take up

561
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: a lot of space.

562
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 2: Well, that brings us perfectly flowers.

563
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: Kids, What is this?

564
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: This is called that's so nineties.

565
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: That's so nineties.

566
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 2: It's nineties trivia.

567
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: We have.

568
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 2: We have a pop culture section. I did us a

569
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:24,479
Speaker 2: favor and I removed the sports section, and thank Christ.

570
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:30,400
Speaker 2: So I have left pop culture, TV, music, movies, and

571
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 2: then a category called who said or sang that? Would

572
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: you like to choose a category?

573
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: Now you pick?

574
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see.

575
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:48,200
Speaker 1: Do you hear the outside? There's a little bit hi coyotes.

576
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 2: I saw one the other day.

577
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: It was so cute. They're cute. Birdie, here fire away.

578
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: You may have had.

579
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 2: Oh here we are here we are Ben Affleck dated

580
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: which one of his Shakespeare in Love co stars.

581
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: That would be Joe Joe Findes. No, I'm kidding, GWth

582
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: Joe Findes played Shakespeare. That is Gwyneth Paltrow who I

583
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 1: went out to lunch with both of them at the

584
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 1: Time Cafe in New York City. I wonder if the

585
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: Time Cafe still exists, hm hmm. And she was a

586
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: voice because we were doing the Clerks Cartoon around there,

587
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 1: so she did a voice on the Clerk's cartoon.

588
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 2: Oh really.

589
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: And then when we were sitting there, I was like,

590
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: they served me some eggs that were kind of running.

591
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this goop? And she was

592
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: like goop. Oh my god.

593
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 4: It was crazy.

594
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: It was crazy, crazy guy.

595
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: AnyWho, next question?

596
00:33:58,560 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: Now, you asked me one only from the music section.

597
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: Why this is a this is a game?

598
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: You asking me ship?

599
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: This is a two way street?

600
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: Bo is? Right? All right? Here we're going You're not

601
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: going to get any of these? Should I pick ones?

602
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: I think you might get?

603
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 3: Yeah?

604
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:22,400
Speaker 1: Exactly what Sea Creature features on the album cover for

605
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: the Fat of the Land by Prodigy Clulu. Where's the

606
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: answer on the back?

607
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 2: No?

608
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: You know this? You thought this was one.

609
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:39,680
Speaker 4: I know.

610
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 1: You said music, that's music. It's a crab. I wouldn't

611
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 1: even that was not a No. Which radio Head album

612
00:34:54,000 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: kid A or Okay Computer was released in the hindies okay, computer,

613
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: well done, you got it with Which song did Mark

614
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 1: Harry hold the number one spot in the US for

615
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: eight weeks in nineteen ninety three? Ninety three? So this

616
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: is a year before it's the year I make clerk.

617
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to guess vision of Love. But maybe it's

618
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: that fucking Christmas song. Maybe she was already singing that

619
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,760
Speaker 1: Christmas song by that point.

620
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.

621
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 2: I can't say. I know.

622
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: I know this one, dream Lover. What a bunch of

623
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 1: assholes we are? I know, come on, never fucking would

624
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: have thought dream way.

625
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: More up on our Mariah Carrey.

626
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: Uh to finish the card? What was the title MC

627
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: hammers Tight nineteen ninety one album.

628
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,240
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm not going to know that.

629
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: Title track too legit, too legit to quit? Hey, hey

630
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 1: too legit legitimate? Hi? Yi, that was good, thank you.

631
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 2: What was the answer to legit? Qu You were like.

632
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, okay, okay, here we go.

633
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 2: What was the surname of Sabrina the Teenage Witch?

634
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: I know Sabrina. I didn't watch that show, but I

635
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: do know the comics, and I just wroteche which I

636
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 1: proof read today against the art and it's wonderful. The

637
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: drawings of Harley done in the Archie style because I

638
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 1: included the character. Really yeah, it's and they drew her

639
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: like it's crazy how they nailed you.

640
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: It's so cool.

641
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: Put that ship on your face? What is it called?

642
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 1: What that ship? What's it called?

643
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 2: You pitch some mole?

644
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: Asshole? I used to have one. I think you have

645
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: a bump. Where is it like you? Yeah, you have

646
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,120
Speaker 1: that's why. Like when I seen it for the first

647
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: time when you were little, I was like, Oh, that's

648
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: fucked up for me.

649
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 2: Jennifer color, Yeah, yours isn't a different color though, minus yours.

650
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: Yours is like, yeah, yours is better than mine because

651
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: mine's just some fucking discolored, blotchy ship. Yours is like

652
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, yeath day. You could only see his face

653
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: right and you can go to Kevin Smith club dot

654
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: com right now and join up to what you're the

655
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,320
Speaker 1: stick with me and now back to the show. Happy

656
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: How do you know about that? I mean, I know

657
00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't live in a hole. I know, yeah,

658
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: but you live in you don't live in the culture club.

659
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 1: We've now found you know what.

660
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,160
Speaker 2: I have a blind spot first for mail eighties pop.

661
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: Why would you know that? Like, did they study that

662
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: in school? The like one time a movie stars sang

663
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: to the President of the United States. I don't what

664
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 1: did you see it in a movie?

665
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 2: I feel like I've read some books on that era,

666
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 2: did you Yeah.

667
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: Very flat out read or like skimmed to the chapters

668
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: you like.

669
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 2: No, I've actually believe it or not?

670
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: So you know some shit about Marilyn Monroe.

671
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I've seen I've seen My Week with Marilyn.

672
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 2: What's that the movie was, isn't that Michelle Williams.

673
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you see the other Marylyn movie, The Scout?

674
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:48,799
Speaker 1: I did not. There was also there was one I

675
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 1: really liked from years ago that had Mirror Servino and

676
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: Ashley Judd. Nashley Judd played Norma Jean Baker and mire

677
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: Servino played Maryland.

678
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 2: Well, really that is cool because you know.

679
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: The idea is like they couldn't have been more different.

680
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 2: Well, that's really interesting.

681
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: I like that. I forget what it was called Normagy

682
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: and marilynd maybe or something. I think it was maybe

683
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 1: an HBO movie. I did not see the Anna da

684
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: Armis movie because I'd heard it was very I did

685
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:23,280
Speaker 1: not see that rough. Yeah, I'm not. Yeah, it's happy story.

686
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: No, it's it's so sad. It's so sad.

687
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: How did we get here?

688
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 2: My face? Yes? Anyways, who said or sang that hit

689
00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 2: me baby? One more time?

690
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: Writney Spears correct, never write.

691
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,640
Speaker 2: On your friends and always keep your mouth shut.

692
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: That who said it?

693
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: It said or sang? It's not all songs. This is

694
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 2: obviously not song.

695
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 1: Wait, so you want me to say who said it?

696
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Who said it? Where did it come from?

697
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 2: Both who said it?

698
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: Say the exact line again. Robert de Niro playing Jimmy and.

699
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 2: Goodfellas, Yes, Jimmy Conway and Goodfellows. I'm the dude, so

700
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 2: that's what you call me. So it's the character who

701
00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 2: said it?

702
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: And oh fucking duh big Lebowski and that would be

703
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 1: the dude, Yes, Jeff Lebowski.

704
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 2: As if.

705
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:41,399
Speaker 1: That would be uh share as played by Alsia Silverstone

706
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 1: and Clueless.

707
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 2: Killing I never want to hear you say I want

708
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 2: it that way?

709
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: That would be the Backstreet Boys.

710
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 2: The answer card says the swoon worthy Backstreet Boys. They've

711
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 2: added some commentary. Yeah, as for that, you killed that card,

712
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,280
Speaker 2: you killed that card.

713
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: I will take you to the next music card. And

714
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,879
Speaker 1: see how you do don't look at the back, don't

715
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: try to around the world is the hit record by

716
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: which dope DJ.

717
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:18,280
Speaker 2: Duo around the world?

718
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 1: I can't say DJ duo? How many of those you know? Not? Okay?

719
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: The ones you do know? Tgduo, you don't even have

720
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 1: to see their faces.

721
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 2: I know that was a hint, but she was.

722
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: And if you're watching that Kevin Smift Club version of

723
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: beardlesstick with me see me making eyes like that's a

724
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: dead giveaway. I don't know. Uh.

725
00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 2: Daft punk, Oh, daft punk started in the nine.

726
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: Yes, isn't all non dis trivia? Yeah?

727
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought about that.

728
00:42:06,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: From what Green Day album does the song a basket

729
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 1: Case come from?

730
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 2: That would be Dukie?

731
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,280
Speaker 1: I did it all for the Dukie? What the Dukie face?

732
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:21,399
Speaker 1: Show on your face? Which band had a worldwide hit

733
00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: with Don't Speak No Doubt? I tried to say it

734
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: in a way that wouldn't give it away. Don't speak

735
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: same thing now I've gone religious? Which best selling American

736
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: artists originally came to fame through the slamming boy band

737
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:54,239
Speaker 1: known as Zincu justin Timberly. That's right, man, that's right.

738
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: He's be brought sexy back. Then they took it the

739
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: funk away for real. The nineteen ninety eight hit Iris

740
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:10,160
Speaker 1: by the Goo Goo Dolls was a soundtrack to which movie.

741
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: I have no idea.

742
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: I don't want the word to see me because I

743
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: don't think that they understand.

744
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:22,719
Speaker 2: That's what the song is.

745
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: Everything's made to be broken. I just want, you know,

746
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: maybe that song is Iris really Goo Goo Dolls, And

747
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 1: it was featured. It was the single from a movie

748
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: that that made a lot of money. This movie was

749
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: an American remake of a German film. Oh and the

750
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: original German film is incredibly important to me because it

751
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:59,800
Speaker 1: shapes Dogma there. You're never gonna get this. There was

752
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: a German film from years ago by Vim Vendors called

753
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,760
Speaker 1: Wings of Desire and it was about angels walking around

754
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: Berlin and shit and fucking this. One angel who wants

755
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: to not be an angel or more and be a human.

756
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,439
Speaker 1: By the end of the movie becomes a human. There's

757
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: a sequel called The Far Away So Close, where his

758
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: friend Kazio the angel Casio also like then follow suit

759
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 1: becomes human. But it's a beautiful movie where like you know,

760
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: they can hear like our thoughts. So people will walk

761
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: by and you just hear their internal monologue and fucking

762
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:41,720
Speaker 1: like the angels just watch and stuff like that. Really

763
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:48,359
Speaker 1: beautiful flick. So they did an American remake and it

764
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: was called City of Angels.

765
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,320
Speaker 2: It was a long journey to get to that answer,

766
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 2: but there it is.

767
00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: I can't I watched City of Angels once. Nick Cage

768
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: plays the angel. This time around it was played by

769
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: was it Bruno Ganz? In the original, he's the guy.

770
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: Have you've ever watched one of those Downfall memes where

771
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: they take the scene from the movie Downfall about like

772
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: Hitler and the Bunker and he's surrounded by his generals

773
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: and they it's all in German, so unless you speak

774
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 1: Jeremy can't understand it. But what people have done for

775
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: years since this movie came out on the internet is

776
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 1: they take the scene and they put American subtitles over

777
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 1: it that have anything to do with any current situation.

778
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: So in the scene, his generals are telling him that

779
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 1: they've lost this, this, this, and this, and then Hitler's like, well,

780
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:48,440
Speaker 1: we'll be all right because we have this, and then

781
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 1: they're like we lost that too, and then he's like

782
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: everybody who's not These people get out of the room

783
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 1: and then everyone leaves and shit, and then he's like dude,

784
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,799
Speaker 1: and he like launches and it's screaming and fucking like

785
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,080
Speaker 1: German and Ship. It's like a over the top, huge performance.

786
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: It was like this smin and everyone's like reacting wide

787
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 1: it and Ship. So but it's just I mean, it's

788
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: in the original movie. It's like powerful as fuck, but

789
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: it's been repurposed on the Internet to like make gazillion

790
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: jokes where it's like Hitler weighs in on and they

791
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: did one about me years ago where it was like, uh,

792
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: what was it? Ben Affleck finds out that Kevin Smith

793
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: is making Jaysun a Bob reboot without him like that

794
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: I've been like done a few times and Ship, but

795
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: it's so fucking fantastic. But that guy played the Angel

796
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: as well. He played a brilliant Hitler. I think he

797
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: got awards for it if I remember correctly. He's a

798
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 1: wonderful German actor. And Ship Wings Desire excellent film. Then

799
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 1: Bender's great filmmaker. City of Angels. I can't I can't,

800
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: honestly can't remember much other than that song and Nick

801
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 1: Cage and Meg Ryan was the female. Wow, but also.

802
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 2: About Angels already.

803
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:18,760
Speaker 1: Made a lot more money than our movie about Angels.

804
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,719
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what, well, your movie about Angels is

805
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:24,560
Speaker 2: about to make some more money, So go to dog.

806
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 1: They ain't getting no twenty five anniversary re release. City

807
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 1: Angels as I think it, I guess it took place

808
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: in La hence the name City of Angels.

809
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 2: That makes sense.

810
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 1: I would check out the original took place in the

811
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 1: Baillian Aliens. They use that song in the recent movie Companion,

812
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:50,280
Speaker 1: which fucking great fun movie.

813
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: I still have to see it.

814
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:54,959
Speaker 1: Clever script, ask away, little girl.

815
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 2: Everyone knows the first and second rules about fight club,

816
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 2: but how about the eighth and final rule.

817
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: If this is your first night at fight club, you fight,

818
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: you have to fight. Yeah?

819
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,080
Speaker 2: Wow, good job, thank you. That was impressive.

820
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 1: I saw that in the theater with you.

821
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 2: I know.

822
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: That was my first film movie was Fight Club. Me

823
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 1: and Jen and Malcolm took car lit to see Fight

824
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: Club and Harley was in a bassinet and she slept

825
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: like a baby the whole time, never made a noise.

826
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: But at the end of the movie, as we were

827
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: getting up the two fifty year old to sixty year

828
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 1: old women in front of us were like, you can't

829
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 1: bring a baby to a movie like this. I was like, baby,

830
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: didn't make a noise. She's like that doesn't matter, that's irresponsible.

831
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: I was like, she slept to the whole thing. And

832
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 1: Jennifer was like, ignore them.

833
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty iconic that my first film was

834
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 2: Fight Club.

835
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 1: No doubt, man, I mean, look, first movie is a Fincher,

836
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: can't be that. Thank God, your first movie wasn't a

837
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith picture.

838
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 2: Hey, now, don't be self deprecating. Which, No, that one's

839
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 2: too easy? Well Which nineteen It's really nice.

840
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: Same from Tap It's very nice, Thank you.

841
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,480
Speaker 2: Good, which nineteen ninety nine horror movie was filmed in

842
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 2: the style of a documentary using a handheld camera.

843
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety nine, the same year as Dogma, It also

844
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: went to can They had a massive party on the

845
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:40,240
Speaker 1: beach with a blow up version of the stick figure

846
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: popularized in the movie known as.

847
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 2: Which Project.

848
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:50,240
Speaker 1: That movie that sounds like at that was the beginning

849
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 1: of the found footage genre. Blumhouse Pictures exists because of

850
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,719
Speaker 1: that movie, not because they put it out, is because

851
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:01,319
Speaker 1: Jason Bloom was like, oh shit, this and that's what

852
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 1: they built an empire doing versions of Blair Witch Project.

853
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 2: I remember the first time you showed me Blair Witch Project.

854
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 2: I was probably way too young yet, my my.

855
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 1: I don't remember that as much as I do remember

856
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: showing it to your mother.

857
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 2: John, your memories mean a lot to you.

858
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: No, but it's hers was. When you hear the story,

859
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, yeah, like that wind. We barely

860
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 1: knew each other. You weren't born yet. So let me see.

861
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: She had just moved out to Jersey. Well, we were

862
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: in the Ocean Porthouse, so she was pregnant, and we

863
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: got to the Ocean Courthouse by the end of the year, yes,

864
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: because Thanksgiving we spent with Bob Hawk and she came

865
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: out in July. So by the time the holidays rolled

866
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 1: around Nove of ninety eight, we were already in the

867
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: Ocean Courthouse, which you came home to after you were born.

868
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: So it's January, and the Sundance Film Festival is happening.

869
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 1: Is now January of ninety nine. Me and this girl

870
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:24,080
Speaker 1: I barely know, you know, I haven't even known.

871
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,000
Speaker 2: It for a year at this point, right, but yet

872
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 2: is carrying your child to continue?

873
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: We are in bed and I'm falling asleep and she's like,

874
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,279
Speaker 1: what do you wanta watch? And I was like, she goes,

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Speaker 1: what's this. There's a tape BHS tape of the blair

876
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Speaker 1: Witch Project that John Pearson had sent me. John Pearson

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Speaker 1: was the producer's rap on Clerks. He also worked with

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Speaker 1: Eduardo and Dan who had made The blair Witch Project

879
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Speaker 1: and stuff, so he got like an early copy of

880
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Speaker 1: it and it was playing at Sundance now. John Pearson

881
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Speaker 1: had worked with the boys made blair Witch because he

882
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Speaker 1: had a TV show called split Screen and they started

883
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Speaker 1: featuring the blair Witch Project on split Screen. So John

884
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Speaker 1: was hip to it, Wayne Advance, and I too was

885
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Speaker 1: hip to it. Wayne Advanced because John and John told

886
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Speaker 1: me like, this movie makes you think like it's real,

887
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Speaker 1: he's gone, but it's not. It was a hoax movie.

888
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Speaker 1: We didn't have the terminology for found footage movie. It

889
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Speaker 1: was just like, it's a hoax movie. It's like the

890
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Speaker 1: whole thing's made up. So I knew that your mother did,

891
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Speaker 1: so she's like, what is this. I was like, this

892
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Speaker 1: is a movie that's playing Sundays right now, has got

893
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Speaker 1: all the heat in the world. She's like, really, I

894
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Speaker 1: was like, everybody's talking about it's going to sell for

895
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896
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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, let's put it. So we

897
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Speaker 1: put it in and I fell asleep while we were

898
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Speaker 1: watching it. I was shaken awake, like, oh my god,

899
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Speaker 1: get up, get up, get up. And I was like, what,

900
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Speaker 1: what's the matter of your rights baby whatever? She's like, no,

901
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 1: what's going on? What's going on? This boy is in

902
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: the he's steering at the wall. Well, I won't anyone

903
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: help them? And I was like, what do you what

904
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Speaker 1: are you talking about? She's like, this is that boy?

905
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: I want anyone help him. I don't understand. And I

906
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Speaker 1: was like, this is fucking happening. This is a movie.

907
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 1: She goes, no, it is, it is real. I was like, no,

908
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Speaker 1: this is all made up. I fucking swear to you.

909
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: Because she's like, no, no, this can't be this is happening.

910
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Speaker 1: Why won't anyone help him? And I was like, I'm

911
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: telling you right now, John Pearson sent me this movie.

912
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Speaker 1: It's fiction, is supposed to feel real, but it's like

913
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Speaker 1: a mockumentary, but it's in horror movie and shit, she

914
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Speaker 1: goes boom, You're lying, and I was like, give me

915
00:53:32,239 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: one second. And I called up John Pearson in the

916
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Speaker 1: middle of Oh my God, Sun Dance and Shit, and

917
00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:40,839
Speaker 1: I was like, hey man, I'm sorry. Can you buck

918
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Speaker 1: and tell Jennifer that The Blair Witch Project is a

919
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: fake movie? And I was like, here because I'm half

920
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: asleep and I don't hear him, but all I hear

921
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 1: is her, And she goes, John, why won't anyone help him?

922
00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,680
Speaker 1: What do you mean? No, you're just saying, but why

923
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:03,800
Speaker 1: I won't. She was so fixated on why people wouldn't

924
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 1: tell these kids, but that movie work.

925
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,359
Speaker 2: It's like the camera crew was she thought it.

926
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Speaker 1: Was like happening in real time or something like that.

927
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Speaker 1: Or she was just like why are we watched? She

928
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: felt like dirty watching it because she's like, this is

929
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:21,440
Speaker 1: fucked up, Like something happened to these kids. That boy's

930
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Speaker 1: face in the wall, like what's going on? Why are

931
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Speaker 1: you sleeping? Wake up? We gotta call the cops. That

932
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Speaker 1: movie works like crazy on it.

933
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Speaker 2: What a what a I'm so jealous. What a time

934
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Speaker 2: to be alive in a world where you're watching a

935
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 2: found footage movie for the first time, not knowing that

936
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Speaker 2: it's a genre that exists.

937
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Speaker 1: Now you have a lot of firsts.

938
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Speaker 2: Man, you're even fucking lucky. My life is not as

939
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Speaker 1: Highs are non existent, but the lows are even lower.

941
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Speaker 2: I went to clip shirts. I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: And I gotta sell Kevin smith ship every day. I

958
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Speaker 1: gotta sling this Kevin Smith shit every damn day. I

959
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Speaker 1: gotta sell it like I believe in it, Like oh yeah,

960
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Speaker 1: look at this movie. It's different than all either movies

961
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Speaker 1: that game before. Oh my god, reinvention, that's what it's

962
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Speaker 1: all about. But no, really, what it's all about is

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Speaker 1: fucking selling this talk that you got that's true when

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Speaker 1: and also before we got out of here. You know what,

965
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Speaker 1: I'll say that for the next show, do you hear showing? Yeah? Yeah,

966
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Speaker 1: I'll ask you on the next show and next show,

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Speaker 1: remember will be president. In the past, the features the past.

968
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Speaker 1: The past is the feature. In the futures, the past

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Speaker 1: the Resurrection. Tour is happening from April twentieth for twenty

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Speaker 1: out and see the movie with me. There's some tickets

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Speaker 1: left to the second shows and stuff, but mostly everything

975
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Speaker 1: is selling out or sold out, and then it's in

976
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Speaker 1: theaters everywhere. You don't even have to see it with

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Speaker 1: me on June fifth, man. Ah, so next time you

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Speaker 1: hear us talking, it'll be something. Just the future in

979
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Speaker 1: the future is the past present. So if like you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I just read it on TikTok that

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Speaker 2: Why I hate this.

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Speaker 1: I'm a living goost. Just remember, future is the past,

984
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Speaker 1: the past, future in the future. I'm telling you, man,

985
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Speaker 1: there's a movie to be made where I do like

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Speaker 1: quote unquote diet but you bring me back from the

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Speaker 1: you're like, the future is the past and the past

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Speaker 1: and the future. The future is the past and best

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Speaker 1: and that just takes you to places and time and ship.

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Speaker 1: But sometimes it takes you to like fucking horrible places

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Speaker 1: the future some red coat coming at you ship like

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Speaker 1: the future of the future American? OI what they call it?

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Speaker 1: Did they call us Americans at that point? I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: nobody alive can tell me there was the correct response

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Speaker 1: they call this like in because we call them like

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Speaker 1: red coats. That wasn't their real name. Right, that's just

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Speaker 1: because they literally, I mean, the least inventive fucking name

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Speaker 1: on the planet. What do you call these motherfuckers? We

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Speaker 1: call them red coats? Why what's that about the douchebags?

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Speaker 1: Now they wear red coats? Let me call you hat?

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Speaker 1: You know what? Speaking of hat, it's up floating the

1005
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Speaker 1: show last week? Noticed I looked like a real fucking

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 2: I've offered you my little stick in my purse.

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Speaker 1: Well, then you should give it to me the start

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Speaker 1: of every show, Okay, before the next year, or if

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Speaker 1: you see it creeping out.

1013
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Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm not noticing, how do you not? Sometimes I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm focusing on the conversationally judging your appearance.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm kids. Have you had a good time

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