1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,000 Hello and welcome to the podcast podcast we talk life work and occasionally music my name is switch blades for kids and the other half of the podcast. 2 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 Hello my name is Blake Bentley. 3 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 How you doing? 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Yeah, how is everyone? 5 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,000 What's going on? 6 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Things are happening. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,000 For our little man. 8 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 I'm losing more. 9 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 You're like already. 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Honestly, we just I've got to wake up early tomorrow morning and we decided to start late because someone here decided to sleep on the couch. 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:46,000 And then remember that they needed to record a pod. 12 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,000 That got me. 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I mean, I'm just happy to be here. 14 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 Let me just raise something really quickly. 15 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:04,000 I want to talk about abacus is one more time. 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 And it's not. 17 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:09,000 I didn't go ahead of using abacus. 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:13,000 So let me just really. 19 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 I didn't go ahead of you. 20 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I'm not going to be here. 21 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I'm not going to be here. 22 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,000 I'm not going to be here. 23 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I'm not going to be here. 24 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,000 I'm not going to be here. 25 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,000 I'm not going to be here. 26 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,000 I'm not going to be here. 27 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:34,000 I'm not going to be here. 28 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,000 I'm not going to be here. 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,000 I'm not going to be here. 30 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,000 I'm not 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here. 115 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I'm not going to be here. 116 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 I'm not going to be here. 117 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I'm not going to be here. 118 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,000 I'm not going to be here. 119 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I'm not going to be here. 120 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,000 I'm not going to be here. 121 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:12,000 I'm not going to be here. 122 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 I'm not going to be here. 123 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 I'm not going to be here. 124 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,000 I'm not going to be here. 125 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,000 What have I done? 126 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:17,000 What have I done? 127 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 What have I done? 128 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:26,000 But we're here and where we're deal with it. 129 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 We're ready to cheer. 130 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,000 How have you been? 131 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 What's been cracking this last week? 132 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Oh, my household sick. 133 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, that's fun on a bun. 134 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:43,000 My work site has a gastro outbreak and I believe Covid outbreak as well. 135 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah. 136 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,000 Yeah. 137 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Yeah. 138 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 Yeah. 139 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Yeah. 140 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:49,000 Yeah. 141 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Yeah. 142 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 Yeah, it's going to be a lot of free beds in the upcoming weeks. 143 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Yeah. 144 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:59,000 I've ever told you it was like 25 last time. 145 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 Yeah, because of it directly. 146 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Yeah. 147 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,000 Like linked to because of a gastro outbreak. 148 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah. 149 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,000 Yeah. 150 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Dude, that's a lot of people don't. 151 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Yeah. 152 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Yeah. 153 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:18,000 Because somebody shit themselves but it was like I can still go work. 154 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Yeah. 155 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Yeah. 156 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Or like I'll still go visit, man. 157 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 It's like totally reinforced. 158 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Is that whole please wash your hands. 159 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Sort of shit. 160 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, man. 161 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Yeah, right. 162 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 So everyone's sick. 163 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Yeah, home, yes, and don't work. 164 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 So I'm going to work from home and as long as possible. 165 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Yes. 166 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I love it. 167 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Dude, yeah. 168 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:46,000 I fucking, I went to the old people X-bow. 169 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yeah. 170 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah. 171 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Can I tell you about that? 172 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 I think I came in late. 173 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, right, right, right. 174 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah. 175 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 So I went to the old people X-bow. 176 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:58,000 The scene is X-bow and you know one thing that scene is like. 177 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Free shit. 178 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh, okay. 179 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Maybe an attest to guess but yes they do love free shit. 180 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 No. 181 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Sorry, sorry friend. 182 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 They love free shit. 183 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And you know what I had a lot of? 184 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,000 Free shit. 185 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 You have a lot of free shit. 186 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Yeah, I was like, you guess after? 187 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,000 I tell you what it was. 188 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Dude, I feel involved in participating. 189 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,000 I'm participating in this conversation. 190 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Yeah, I think. 191 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Yeah. 192 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Ben's going the way that I wanted to go. 193 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Could you actually have free shit or you just eat? 194 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Yeah, no, I did. 195 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I had like pens and frisbee's, bro. 196 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Yeah, the frisbee is such a fucking dick move one. 197 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 It's quite funny. 198 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 It literally just proves a point that old people just want free things. 199 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah. 200 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 They're never going to use that frisbee? 201 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yeah, no. 202 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Not a day in their life at eight from this point onwards that they're going to throw that fucking frisbee. 203 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Barely any of them can walk. 204 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,000 One of them walked up to me just boiling her eyes out. 205 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 I was like, are we okay? 206 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,000 It was an old lady. 207 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,000 So how are you doing? 208 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 Surrendered by a bunch of other old ladies. 209 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Yeah. 210 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 And I was like, what was this? 211 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Is this an okay situation right now? 212 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Yeah. 213 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,000 She's fine. 215 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 I love she's fine. 216 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,000 What do we go? 217 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Why are you? 218 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I was like, she's boiling her eyes out. 219 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 She looks at me. 220 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 In control. 221 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:28,000 I was like, yeah, like, what is happening? 222 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Yeah. 223 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Yeah, what is happening, dude? 224 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Yeah. 225 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Pretty wild old people, eh? 226 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Yeah, dude. 227 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,000 And that. 228 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:37,000 What do you think? 229 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,000 I'll tell you this about frisbee, though. 230 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:45,000 My brother Kai ate out of a frisbee for over two years. 231 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:49,000 Because he thought it was just a random plastic plate. 232 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:54,000 [LAUGHTER] 233 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 Dude, he just had a-- 234 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Yeah, dude. 235 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Because it was like a-- 236 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:02,000 It didn't have any branding on it, man. 237 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 It was just like a fucking orange plate to him. 238 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 And then someone just like flipped it around and was like, 239 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 "Now dude, this is like a fucking-- 240 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Like a frisbee, man." 241 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 And he's like, "No, it's a plate. 242 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 It's a plate." 243 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:16,000 And it's like, "It's got cold edges, so you're not spillsh it." 244 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,000 "Now dude." 245 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:21,000 "Friend, this is a frisbee, man." 246 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Oh my god, that's so funny, man. 247 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,000 And then he tried finding the point that like old plates are technically frisbee. 248 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,000 It's like, "Fuck you, mate." 249 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:34,000 You were eating from a frisbee, you feel embarrassed. 250 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,000 [LAUGHTER] 251 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 Dude, what is that, you know? 252 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I've been doing it over two years. 253 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Over two years, he was living with housemates and she liked that. 254 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 And yeah, it was like his first color. 255 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Like, what do you call it? 256 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,000 First fucking dining-ware shit. 257 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 My first home-ware shit. 258 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I don't even think he had like spoons or like knives. 259 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,000 I think he was telling me like he didn't have knives. 260 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 So he would just use a fork or a spoon as a knife for money. 261 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 [LAUGHTER] 262 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 That was stupid, man. 263 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 It's like, "Just go to fucking K-Mart dude, they're really cheap." 264 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Like, Civil War sets are really cheap. 265 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Tensils are not expensive. 266 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 [LAUGHTER] 267 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 I was. 268 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Bro, you got like Robin's kitchen, two dollars spoons, 269 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 nine fork and spoon, bro. 270 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 [LAUGHTER] 271 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Oh, man. 272 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Yeah. 273 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Bro, you can buy just like a set for one, man. 274 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,000 [LAUGHTER] 275 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 You'll spend like 30 bucks. 276 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 That is a knife fork and spoon set right there. 277 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 That's the army issued one right there. 278 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Boom. 279 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,000 There you go. 280 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 Yeah, I'm going to be using that soon. 281 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Oh. 282 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh. 283 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Yeah, speaking of which, I'll be going away for a little bit. 284 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,000 That's right. 285 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I think it's like mid-November? 286 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,000 Mid-November, I'm just going to be gone. 287 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 And then I'll come back late November. 288 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 That's fine. 289 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Yeah, I'll be gone for like 11 days. 290 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Well either. 291 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,000 Well either. 292 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 We'll either have a break or we won't. 293 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 We'll figure it out. 294 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Oh, actually, yeah, there might still be a pod in this time frame. 295 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,000 They might not. 296 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Who cares? 297 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Who cares? 298 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Who cares? 299 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Who cares? 300 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Who cares? 301 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Yeah. 302 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Yeah, that's a good point. 303 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 We will figure it out. 304 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,000 It's fine, dude. 305 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,000 We'll figure it out. 306 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Yeah, yeah, that's it. 307 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Um, yeah. 308 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 So you're going to be going for a little while. 309 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:31,000 You're going to be doing some fun, army stuff. 310 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I want to go on Dig Pits and pretend to be like a scary Australian soldier and true things 311 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 with blanks. 312 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,000 Nice. 313 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:46,000 Yeah, it's not as fun as it sounds. 314 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:57,000 You know what's wild? 315 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I was talking to a guy. 316 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 He's like an apprentice electrician. 317 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 But he's like an adult apprentice. 318 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Like he's like nearly fucking 30 or something like that. 319 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:12,000 And he was like chat new him and I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm going out bush soon because he sort of he knows I'm in the army knows that 320 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I'm going to do shit. 321 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And I was like, yeah, I'm going out bush fucking pretty soon. 322 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Yeah, I'm going for 11 days and I'll come back and he's like, it's like, it's like camping, yeah. 323 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:29,000 Like you just go out there with like a Hollywood boys and you know, you just fucking camping chill out and I'm like, yeah, but like, you know, 324 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 all the fun stuff about camping. 325 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Like there's none of that. 326 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,000 It's shit, dude. 327 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Yeah, it's like, oh, I can't be, you can't be that bad. 328 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:47,000 You get, you know, spend a little bit of time away, you know, you just get to fucking relax and I'm like, no, you carry a gun around and you can't leave it alone. 329 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:56,000 And you fucking, and then at night you'll wake up in the middle of the night because someone will wake you up and they'll say, hey man, hey, it's your turn on pick it. 330 00:10:56,000 --> 00:11:07,000 And then you'll get up and you'll stand somewhere where they've designated behind a behind a machine gun and you'll stare into the darkness. 331 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 That is legit. 332 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Like if you don't have night vision, you'll just stare into darkness until like you look at your watch and it goes, oh, that's my time. 333 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,000 That's, that's, that's it. 334 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:23,000 I'm going to go and wake the next guy up and then I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to be sprint this dude's here. 335 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,000 I'm like, hey, about it's your turn on pick it. 336 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:32,000 That's, that is like, army, camping. 337 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:41,000 And then, and then during the day, this is, you know, this is, this is a really cool, but it's kind of like that. 338 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,000 So it's, these things called QTEs. 339 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I'm not like super like army man. 340 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I do my job like I'm a fitter. 341 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:55,000 I fucking go and fix guns and then I go and fix like pumps and random shit, you know, like small engines. 342 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 343 00:11:56,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Yeah, like doing the soldier thing is like the grunt stuff. 344 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,000 That's, that's for the guys that I fix the weapons for. 345 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's beneath me. 346 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 That's not me. 347 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 I was beneath me. 348 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 I fixed the guns that go and kill people around. 349 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:18,000 I don't fucking use the guns to go and kill, I fixed the guns. 350 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:24,000 And what, what the, the, the cool thing is is that we're walking around playing army man. 351 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 And then what's supposed to happen is we roll around in like a little section. 352 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,000 So it's like eight or nine dudes and we just sort of like roll around going to do tasks, right? 353 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:44,000 And it's like a task is go and take that hill or go and fucking patrol this area and or go and stare at a road for a fucking four hours. 354 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:52,000 In these little scenarios or these little tasks, the guy that's running us through it will be like, 355 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:58,000 we're going to do a QDE, which is a quick decision exercise. 356 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:06,000 And so imagine me and you, this is just me and you and then this third dude that's going to be like something will happen, right? 357 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah, me and you were just walking around. 358 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000 We've got guns, all right, and we're walking and we're looking around. 359 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,000 Yep, yep. 360 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 I don't see nothing. 361 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 I don't see no one's around. 362 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 I don't see nothing. 363 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000 But we're on a fucking road. 364 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 There's nothing happening. 365 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 I've seen nothing. 366 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,000 Bang, bang, bang, your dead or you've been shot, right? 367 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000 And then but but notionally you've been shot. 368 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:38,000 So the guy behind me, well, I'll look, I'll turn to him and he'll be like, bang, bang, Blake lie down, you've been shot. 369 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000 And then I'll turn to him and I'll be like, where has he been shot? 370 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:46,000 And he's like, it will probably say, go on, go on, assess the casualty. 371 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:56,000 And then I'll start touching and feeling you and seeing if your airways there and your breathing and your all this fucking doctor A B CD sort of shit. 372 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yep. 373 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And we'll figure out if you're going to die or not. 374 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:01,000 And I'll decide. 375 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,000 I'll decide. 376 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:09,000 But it's basically, you know, quick decision exercises is this happens. 377 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,000 What will you do? 378 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Make a decision as quick as possible sort of shit. 379 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:19,000 And usually when you're rolling in a big section, it's like that exact same scenario will happen. 380 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:24,000 That's that's my nightmare scenario because like when, like, I'm not good at the medical side of shit. 381 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:28,000 If someone's like goes down, I'm just going to turn to that deer and I was like, he's dead, right? 382 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 Like, they didn't miss, right? 383 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Fucking and then it's like, well, he's dead. 384 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:36,000 We'll counter ambush. 385 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000 That's it. 386 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Sort of shit. 387 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah. 388 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:49,000 It's sort of like, this will happen and then you've just got to tell everyone what to do and then do your job, which is lead the section sort of shit. 389 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 Like, hey, go over there, provide security. 390 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Hey, get on the radio. 391 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Hey, right up this guy's a final notes to his mom sort of shit, you know, just just dumb shit. 392 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000 But that's, um, dumb shit. 393 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Just dumb shit, man. 394 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:11,000 Sorry, man. 395 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Yeah. 396 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 Yeah, it's done to my mommy. 397 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 I have 16 years old. 398 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:21,000 It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, yeah, it is. 399 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yeah, it's, it's, yeah. 400 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:31,000 Um, but yeah, that's, that's going to be me in a couple of, uh, I think a couple of weeks and then, uh, then I'll come back and I'll tell you all about it. 401 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I'll tell you if they hit the nail on the head with my nightmare scenario. 402 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:45,000 I can hope for like, uh, we're walking along and then we're hit with mortars and then we go, oh, okay. 403 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Um, immediately everyone run away sort of shit and we'll rendezvous, uh, a hundred meters north sort of shit. 404 00:15:54,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Um, that's, that's what I'm hoping for because it's, it's something is happening and there's not a lot of choices. 405 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 It's just go away. 406 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 That's, that's what I'm hoping for. 407 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Um, and if anything more challenging than that and I'll make a QDE into an SDE, a very slow decision. 408 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Yeah. 409 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Um, but, uh, yeah, we'll see what happens. 410 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 That's, uh, that's going to be me very soon. 411 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000 Go. 412 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Nice. 413 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:20,000 Yeah. 414 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Yeah. 415 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 That's, that's more often than not chill at the moment. 416 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Okay. 417 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 Well, look, I, um, 418 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:31,000 whatever I done, honestly, I was thinking about this before, um, oh, that's right. 419 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:35,000 So this weekend, I told you my household is, right? 420 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Yes. 421 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 This weekend we were meant to go to a bunch of birthdays. 422 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:42,000 We had three birthday parties in two days. 423 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Yep. 424 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Oh, that doesn't math. 425 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 No, don't math very well. 426 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Was it like a day, night day sort of thing? 427 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:58,000 It was like, uh, morning, lunch, and then the next day. 428 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000 Yeah. 429 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000 That's a lot of partying. 430 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Yeah. 431 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 It's a lot of partying. 432 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000 So this is got sick. 433 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Well, more specifically, we have a got sick. 434 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 Yeah. 435 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 So we didn't go to any of them. 436 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:15,000 And no, instead, we went into one, but he goes shopping. 437 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Is it a total fire? 438 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000 No. 439 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:23,000 Maybe it's an hour, hour, south. 440 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Oh, isn't it? 441 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Yeah, I think somewhere near to Wonderson 5, in like, I did not know that. 442 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000 It's burning up. 443 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Man, it's burning up. 444 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000 Didn't know that. 445 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Yeah. 446 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,000 But, um, yeah, right, it's been dry. 447 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,000 It's been very fucking dry. 448 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,000 Swim. 449 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Windy seasonally dry. 450 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,000 And really, yes. 451 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Unseasonally dry and windy. 452 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000 Yeah. 453 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Perfect conditions for a giant bushfire. 454 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Five men. 455 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:50,000 I can throw this cigarette, but out the window and drive away. 456 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Yeah. 457 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Fucking, fucking Queensland, man. 458 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000 I'm telling you. 459 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Yeah. 460 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,000 But, um, anyway, so we went to swam there to go shopping. 461 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000 And, um, man, 462 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:07,000 when can you tell me when Halloween is, please? 463 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Tomorrow. 464 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Yeah. 465 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Which is the 30th. 466 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:17,000 What do you expect to see Christmas stuff yet? 467 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Uh, yes. 468 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Would you expect to see predominantly Christmas stuff yet? 469 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000 Oh, yeah, dude. 470 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 As soon as, I think about this, doing it this. 471 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000 As soon as it's January 1st, what do you see in Coles? 472 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 Woolies came on. 473 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 You see Easter stuff. 474 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000 I know. 475 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000 I know. 476 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000 Easter's not for four months. 477 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 It's, it's not even Halloween yet. 478 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000 Yeah. 479 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:44,000 They've already reduced all of the Halloween stuff to nothing. 480 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000 It's, they're clear and sing Halloween stuff already. 481 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 It's not even Halloween yet, dude. 482 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 It's clear and sing Halloween stuff. 483 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,000 Yeah. 484 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,000 I, I shit you know. 485 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 I went to like, Big W and shit. 486 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,000 And they're clear and sing Halloween stuff. 487 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000 That's not the time. 488 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:03,000 They're a whole weekend early. 489 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 I don't understand, dude. 490 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Yeah. 491 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 I don't get it. 492 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Yeah. 493 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,760 Because they're like, oh, well, Christmas is, well, people are just skipping Halloween this 494 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:12,760 year. 495 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,760 We're going straight to Christmas. 496 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:14,760 Like, okay. 497 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:17,560 Or just, does everyone just have a choice? 498 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:21,000 They're like, they put it to a vote and they're like, now we'll skip Halloween this year. 499 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Yeah, now guys will skip. 500 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:28,000 And I'll say this, they're like in Australia, it's not like a huge holiday. 501 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Like, oh, yes and over in the States. 502 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000 Like, it's a big deal. 503 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Like, you get dressed up. 504 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 You go on trick-or-treat. 505 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Yeah. 506 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000 And you go to parties and chill out there. 507 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:40,840 In Australia, like, 30th October is another day. 508 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:41,840 It's a fucking Monday. 509 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:42,840 Yeah. 510 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:47,000 I used to go to this Halloween party every year. 511 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:51,400 Like, when they're like three years, last three years, I didn't go to the show. 512 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,400 Yeah, it's too far. 513 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,400 I'm vlogging. 514 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:55,400 Just way too far. 515 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,400 Yeah, that's a while away, man. 516 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,400 Yeah. 517 00:19:58,400 --> 00:19:59,400 Yeah, right. 518 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:00,400 But, yeah, no. 519 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:05,720 So, I was very surprised to see all this Christmas stuff already. 520 00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,720 That's a good question. 521 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,320 Are you taking your kids' trick-or-treat? 522 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:12,320 Have they asked? 523 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:21,680 No, so tomorrow they have been asked to bring a Halloween costume to daycare. 524 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,320 And what's something else? 525 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:26,600 I think it was lunchbox day or something like that, like, bring a lunchbox. 526 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,720 And it's supposed to be spooky themed. 527 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:34,280 I don't know how you make fucking cheese and crackers spooky. 528 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:39,600 I put a curse on it. 529 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,800 You know, sort of shit like that. 530 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,800 I don't know. 531 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,800 There's... 532 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,800 I would expect 100% though. 533 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,000 I know what you're saying. 534 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,720 But I would 100% expect Christmas stuff in September. 535 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,400 Oh, it's just... 536 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400 It's so early. 537 00:20:58,400 --> 00:20:59,920 Like, dude, it's so early. 538 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,920 It's so early. 539 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:01,920 I actually... 540 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,400 Kim hit me up. 541 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400 I know that our Christmas plans. 542 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,960 And I'm like, "How the fuck am I supposed to know?" 543 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,960 It's fucking like the end of October. 544 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,320 Isn't this like a thing that we sort of... 545 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:15,720 I know, I know we'll plan it sort of thing, but it's usually... 546 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:21,160 Someone is already deciding themselves that they're going to take it upon themselves 547 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:26,800 to host a Christmas lunch or something like that or a Christmas dinner, sort of shit. 548 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,600 And then you go, "Oh, well, we can choose to go." 549 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,520 You know what I mean? 550 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,560 Kim's already hitting me out and saying, "Okay, cool. 551 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,040 So your known as Birthday's coming up next month. 552 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,280 We're going to go up and see her." 553 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,640 And then what we can do is also make it a joint... 554 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,800 Your like my birthday... 555 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,680 Fucking and early Christmas and her birthday. 556 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,000 And I'm like, "That's three things. 557 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,600 We're going to bundle up like maybe two days into three things. 558 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:55,480 Sure, that's fine." 559 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:59,560 And then she's like, "Oh, and then we'll also figure out what we're going to do for Christmas." 560 00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:00,560 And I'm like, "That's... 561 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,560 That's it. 562 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:08,160 I understand what time it is of the year, but my God, I do not want to think about... 563 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,160 What the hell I'm going to do with Christmas? 564 00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:10,160 No, I hate to Christmas. 565 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,160 Day is man. 566 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:12,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 567 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160 It's fucked. 568 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160 It's fucked. 569 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,160 That's genuinely man. 570 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160 I fucking... 571 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:19,160 Oh, I just hate spending money. 572 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:20,160 I hate spending money. 573 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,160 I hate money. 574 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:23,160 I hate all of it. 575 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160 I really hate money. 576 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,160 It sucks. 577 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,160 Yeah, yeah, it's not a good thing. 578 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:32,160 Nah, I'm trying my best to convince Mum not to spend money on my kids. 579 00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:33,160 Yeah. 580 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,160 I'm more genuinely like, "We don't want it." 581 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,160 Like, it's not in a bad way. 582 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:45,440 Just like I said to Mum, it's like just because you have that money, that's not mean you need 583 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,440 to spend it. 584 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,440 I was like, "I don't mind. 585 00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,960 You want to spend money on kids that's cool." 586 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:52,960 Like, spend more on the other ones. 587 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:53,960 It's fun. 588 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,960 Yeah. 589 00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:55,960 Yeah. 590 00:22:55,960 --> 00:23:04,620 Yeah, I have to tell Mum and Dad actually, because they love going fucking like heaps of toys 591 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:06,320 or like just random shit. 592 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,160 I was like, "They have more than enough toys." 593 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 Yeah. 594 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160 I've seen your house. 595 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160 It's like fun. 596 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160 Yeah. 597 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:19,960 Oh, actually, I'm fucking fan of this cool parent life hack sort of shit. 598 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,960 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 599 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,960 Oh, I just want to hear a hot parent life hack. 600 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,960 Oh, yeah, go on. 601 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,960 We'll see. 602 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,560 We'll see if we have a story to add to it. 603 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,840 Everyone that's listening. 604 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:37,160 So if you've got a whole heap of fucking toys and like old toys and shit like that, ask 605 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:44,320 your kids to fucking find like old broken toys and say that they're going to Santa to get 606 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:45,320 fixed. 607 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:46,320 Ooh. 608 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:52,840 And then just put them in like goodwill or the salvos or fucking in the bin. 609 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,880 Like if they're just fucked, you know what I mean? 610 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:01,200 So like, Quinn's already pretty like switched on with it and she's like, "Oh yeah, cool." 611 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:06,120 Well, can Santa fix my favorite like stuffed bunny thing? 612 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,960 And I was like, "We're not going to get rid of that. 613 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,960 We're actually probably going to fix that." 614 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,960 No, we don't need to get rid of that. 615 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,720 Like there's other, there's other like random shit like there's just random like we've 616 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:23,200 put like the block box, which is just full of blocks and these, I feel so fucking stupid 617 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,200 for buying it. 618 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,480 But do you remember a while back when I was saying that we went to target or something 619 00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,480 like that? 620 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:35,360 And Quinn, I said, "If you carry this box around for this entire fucking shopping adventure, 621 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:40,360 you can have this big box of like frozen figurines." 622 00:24:40,360 --> 00:24:41,360 Yeah. 623 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:42,360 And she did. 624 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,360 She carried around. 625 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:53,720 And she never plays with any of them. 626 00:24:53,720 --> 00:25:11,080 Like, I'm going to throw the entire frozen collection in the bin or give it, you know, 627 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,520 I might put it in the bag and then put it in the fucking like Salvo's box. 628 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,880 I think that's fucking good way to go. 629 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,800 But like, I just wanted. 630 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,800 Gone. 631 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,880 It's, it's infuriating. 632 00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:25,720 Tell me your add-on to the parent and life hack. 633 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,520 I thought you were going to talk about the, have you talked about it on pod? 634 00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:30,520 I don't know. 635 00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:33,280 They cleaning up, listening to music. 636 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280 Oh, I get it. 637 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 638 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280 Yeah. 639 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 I think you did. 640 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:41,040 You were talking about listening to the album, like, maybe like last week. 641 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,040 Or something. 642 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,920 Yeah, I see kids how long they want to clean for and then just put on music. 643 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:45,920 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 644 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,920 It works. 645 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:52,520 Um, so I did one like, let's race the song to clean everything up, type stuff. 646 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,520 Okay. 647 00:25:53,520 --> 00:25:55,600 And we cleaned up and it was like, all happy days yet. 648 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,120 Let's go and then I'll pick up the speaker and was dancing with it and I was like, yeah, 649 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:00,120 it's fine. 650 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,960 And I dropped it and I was like, oh, let's try not to drop it. 651 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,960 We might break it. 652 00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,640 And he's like, all right, dad, all right, dad, all right, dad. 653 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,120 Like, yeah, all right, dad. 654 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,120 He picks it up and he's like, dancing drops it again. 655 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,120 And it's like, 656 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:15,440 Oh, he actually, I was like, he actually broke it. 657 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,960 I picked it up and it's like rattling and like crazy. 658 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:19,960 I'm like, oh, cool. 659 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,960 It's actually broken. 660 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:23,480 Like, man, we've dropped that thing like a thousand times. 661 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,480 Yeah. 662 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,560 I was like, I've actually dropped it like a thousand times. 663 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,080 I was like, how is it when I tell someone, don't drop it, you'll break it and then they 664 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,080 drop it and break it. 665 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,080 I don't understand. 666 00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,080 How is that power mind? 667 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:37,880 You just started, you just started right then and there's like, don't drop it, you'll 668 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:38,880 break it. 669 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:39,880 Oh, my God. 670 00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,880 Oh, my God. 671 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:41,880 It's me, bro. 672 00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,880 I broke it. 673 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:43,880 I broke it. 674 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,880 I told him. 675 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,000 I basically wielded it into existence. 676 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Yeah. 677 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 You know what I mean? 678 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Yeah. 679 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,400 Like, I used my, how am I gifted with that type of power? 680 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:58,520 That's a, a gift that should not be given to anything being, okay? 681 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,040 Next time, just tell Jackie, like tell Jackie exactly what's happened and then just be 682 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:05,480 like, whenever she's making it like a coffee or a tea or anything like that, like, 683 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:10,280 oh, you don't drop that mug, you'll break it. 684 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,320 I wanted to do it. 685 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,320 Yeah. 686 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,320 I did it again. 687 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,320 This is the power. 688 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:17,280 It's like, don't, you'll break it. 689 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,280 Oh, man. 690 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,280 What a good power. 691 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,280 Yeah. 692 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280 That's what you've, yeah, power. 693 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,280 Yeah, power. 694 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280 What a good power. 695 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,280 Yeah, I believe it. 696 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,280 Yes. 697 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,280 It's a, it's a curse. 698 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,280 It never ends. 699 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280 Yeah, no. 700 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,280 So we, I don't have a Bluetooth speaker anymore, which is, it's not. 701 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:30,280 All right. 702 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:39,240 That is basically, was it like a, your e-broom? 703 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,240 It wasn't a e-broom. 704 00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,480 No, it was like some cheap fucking, man. 705 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:43,480 That's the thing. 706 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,080 It was like a cheap fucking wish version, honestly. 707 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,080 Yeah, yeah. 708 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:50,280 It was the wish version of the e-broom. 709 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,920 And it went real good. 710 00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,920 You know, really good. 711 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,920 I'll tell you this. 712 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:58,120 You've seen my e-broom and like, how fun it is. 713 00:27:58,120 --> 00:28:03,680 It's like so good and it works underwater. 714 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,680 Yeah, it's pretty true. 715 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:10,240 I've practiced, not practiced, but like I threw it in a water and it was still fucking pumping 716 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:12,760 out beats and it's, you know, it's underwater. 717 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,800 It's not supposed to sound good when it's underwater, but like it cops water and then you 718 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,960 dry it out and it still sounds like a fucking good speaker. 719 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,960 Yeah. 720 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:25,840 I think I dig in a random e-broom's, boom, they're great. 721 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:26,840 Boom. 722 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:27,840 Boom. 723 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,920 It's talking about music, exactly. 724 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,360 Speaking of music, like what do we listen to this week? 725 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:38,120 This week we, this is getting, well, what a transition. 726 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,120 Can I just say? 727 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,120 Perfect transition. 728 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:43,920 After 120 odd episodes, we got to actually did it. 729 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:44,920 The perfect segue. 730 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Exactly. 731 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:46,920 Exactly. 732 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:51,000 It only took us 120 odd episodes. 733 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,640 Of the Avocovie episode. 734 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,040 On the Avocovie episode. 735 00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:57,040 It's all math and... 736 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,040 Oh man. 737 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,040 It's all coming together. 738 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,360 Oh, it's also episode one, two, three. 739 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,360 Oh my god. 740 00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:05,360 One, two, three, abacussi. 741 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:06,360 Oh. 742 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,360 It's so cool. 743 00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:08,360 It just mentaled me. 744 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:09,360 It rolls off the tongue, man. 745 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,360 Yeah. 746 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,360 Like it's meant to be. 747 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,360 And we listen to Polyphea. 748 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:13,360 Yeah, dude. 749 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360 We listen to remember that you will die. 750 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:15,360 Remember that you will die. 751 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,360 Yeah. 752 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:17,360 Oh. 753 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:18,360 Look. 754 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360 I get it. 755 00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,360 Yeah. 756 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:32,360 That is in the back of my mind quite often working in an aged care. 757 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,360 Remember. 758 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,360 I remember daily. 759 00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,360 Yeah. 760 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,360 Daily. 761 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:39,360 The constant reminder. 762 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,000 And there is a constant reminder. 763 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,880 My job involves people dying. 764 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:45,880 So yes. 765 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:50,320 Yeah, it's actually dependent on people dying so that you can sell more better. 766 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:56,280 And then you have people living, people that will remember that they will die as well. 767 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,680 Constant reminder. 768 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:04,040 Like seeing as this was like your suggestion, and like I feel like when I think about 769 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,680 Polyphea, I associate it with you. 770 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:07,680 Oh, really? 771 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:15,840 No one else, yeah, because like I remember you showing me, I think it was playing God. 772 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:16,840 That would have been God. 773 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:17,840 Yeah, sorry. 774 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:18,840 It was God. 775 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,840 Yeah. 776 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,320 And I was like, this is fucking absolute dog. 777 00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:31,680 No, no, no, no, fucking, but yeah, I associate it with you. 778 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,120 And I reckon you should take the lead. 779 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,120 Let's see. 780 00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:37,120 Let's see what you think. 781 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,120 Tell me. 782 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,120 I like it. 783 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,120 The end. 784 00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,120 No. 785 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,120 I can't do that. 786 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,120 You can't do that. 787 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:44,120 Oh, man. 788 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:45,120 No, it's good, man. 789 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120 I like it. 790 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:47,120 I can't do that. 791 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,120 Oh, man. 792 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,120 No. 793 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,200 And I like it if you're a lot. 794 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,200 Yeah. 795 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,200 I like them a lot. 796 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,360 There is like something about listening to a very technical band. 797 00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:58,360 Yeah. 798 00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,360 Right? 799 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,680 It's like, like the first concert I ever went to was G3, right? 800 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:07,040 Which for anyone who doesn't know is three of the world's best guitarist. 801 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,360 One actually features on one of the songs in this album. 802 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,760 Steve I saw him live. 803 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,280 So he told him to Brisbane, and I was very young. 804 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,840 I think it's like 2006. 805 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,560 I think I'd only just moved to Australia. 806 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,320 That's, yeah, that's a while back to it. 807 00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:26,000 Yeah, 2006, almost 20 years ago. 808 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:32,160 So I saw him and John Patrouchi and Joe Satriani. 809 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,160 Yeah. 810 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,120 So I saw them three live. 811 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,120 It was lit. 812 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:40,320 But Steve I really, really, really good guitarist. 813 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,320 But I'm. 814 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,320 I know. 815 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,320 I know. 816 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,320 I know. 817 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,320 I know. 818 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:50,840 You see Steve I'm like, Oh, yeah, that guy that plays guitar, yeah. 819 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:51,840 Yeah. 820 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,840 That's all he's known for. 821 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:53,840 Literally, that's it. 822 00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:56,120 He's just known for playing guitar. 823 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:57,520 Yeah, really well. 824 00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:58,520 Yeah. 825 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,960 But it's really technical stuff. 826 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:01,960 I don't know. 827 00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,960 It's good. 828 00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,960 I like it. 829 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,240 I don't know, man. 830 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,360 It just reminded me of that concert. 831 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,640 It was a good concert, man. 832 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,080 My cousin Pell asleep there. 833 00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,080 Very funny. 834 00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,080 Yeah. 835 00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,080 During fucking. 836 00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,080 During the concert. 837 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,080 Yeah. 838 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:20,200 Now is that the end when they all come out together and play 839 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,200 some songs? 840 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,200 Oh, all right. 841 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:23,200 It was long, man. 842 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,200 I think it started it. 843 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,200 Yeah. 844 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,200 And we left it one. 845 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,640 It was like, what is your really long? 846 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:30,640 Dude. 847 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:31,640 Yeah. 848 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,640 It was good. 849 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,640 Dude. 850 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,640 That's six hours. 851 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,640 Yeah. 852 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,640 Of just guitar's drums. 853 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,200 But we might have like, because we got there when it was 854 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:45,320 sun. 855 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,440 What they were playing to one, we got a lot of them. 856 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,440 When you got three-- 857 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:52,200 I think it might mean about three, maybe four hours. 858 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200 Yeah. 859 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,520 But you get like three of the biggest names in like, 860 00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,640 guitaring history sort of shit. 861 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,240 Like, fucking huge people. 862 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:07,040 And to have their own like show called G3. 863 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:08,760 It makes sense that they would be like, hey, you guys 864 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,640 are going to get your money's worth. 865 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,560 Well, see, so it would normally be the first two, which 866 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:18,000 is Joe Sat and Steve I, and then a feature. 867 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:20,360 So every year was a different feature. 868 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:20,880 All right. 869 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:21,400 Yeah. 870 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,040 So they'd be like-- 871 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:25,240 So I saw John Patricia, who was Dream Theater's guitarist. 872 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,800 There was like, Newy Moundstein. 873 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,000 Fuck, who out? 874 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,320 Like, for some reason, those are the only two 875 00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,960 areas I've ever remembered. 876 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,320 But there was heaps of guitarists from other bands and shit 877 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,880 would go on tour with these guys. 878 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,280 It was cool, man. 879 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,400 Like, such a fucking like 80s, you know, man. 880 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,160 It started way back. 881 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:47,760 They brought it back for a few years, 882 00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,160 and then they ended like, end of the year. 883 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,200 They did it back in the like 80s. 884 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,600 It was fucking cool, man. 885 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,720 I love all thing. 886 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:56,560 [LAUGHTER] 887 00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:02,200 So you're saying that like, all polypheus 888 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,320 sort of reminds you of G3 stuff. 889 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,320 But it's-- 890 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,800 And it's also like-- so it's cool to see that people 891 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,360 are still really into guitar, you know what I mean? 892 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,560 Like Tim-- 893 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,120 Fuck what's his name? 894 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:17,640 I don't know. 895 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,320 Oh, well, the lead-- 896 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,720 Like the main person of polypheus. 897 00:34:21,720 --> 00:34:23,360 I'll look it up right now. 898 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,360 [SIGHS] 899 00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,680 As soon as I look at it-- 900 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,360 I don't know. 901 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,360 Actually, yeah, I think that is it. 902 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,600 Is it Tim Henderson? 903 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,800 A polypheus-- 904 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,200 I'm going to be so wrong. 905 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,240 I'm going to be fucking-- 906 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,480 I'm going to be Tim. 907 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,760 Clay Gober. 908 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,160 No, it's Tim Henson. 909 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,440 Tim Henson. 910 00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:42,440 Tim Henson. 911 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,040 Henson. 912 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,400 Scott LePage. 913 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,600 Basis Clay Gober and Drama Clay-- 914 00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:49,080 two clays. 915 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,200 Clay Ashlamin. 916 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:54,000 Yeah. 917 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,920 This one? 918 00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,360 I like all the features too. 919 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,040 All the features were really good. 920 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,440 Can I just say fucking that ABC song? 921 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,840 The first time I listened to it, I was like, who 922 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:05,280 did the mastering on this? 923 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,200 Because I can barely hear what the fuck she's saying. 924 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,840 And then the second time through, I'm like, oh, it's the alphabet. 925 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:13,880 She literally says the entire fucking alphabet. 926 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,240 She did the ABC TV. 927 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:15,760 You know, whatever. 928 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:18,200 And then I was like, oh, this-- actually, 929 00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,440 now that I understand what's sort of going on, 930 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:23,200 like she's talking about how-- 931 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,280 it's something about phonics and fucking-- 932 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,400 she needs a paramedic and-- 933 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:30,040 Yeah, the alphabet. 934 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,120 And I was just like, this song's sick. 935 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,800 It sounds really fucking cool. 936 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,480 It sounds really good, dude. 937 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,440 Yeah. 938 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,840 And I'll say that about all the songs, 939 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,520 like they all sound really cool. 940 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,280 And super technically proficient. 941 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,600 This reminds me of a guy that's had more than 10,000 hours 942 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,880 to become a master in skills sort of shit. 943 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:49,640 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 944 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,440 These guys are all the real masters of their instruments. 945 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,640 Yeah. 946 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:55,440 Like, I think we were talking about a last quick record, 947 00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:57,080 a drama. 948 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,080 The drama. 949 00:35:58,080 --> 00:35:58,760 The "Droping in Time." 950 00:35:58,760 --> 00:35:59,760 Oh, yeah. 951 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,080 The PA guy coming along and just tapping 952 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,240 his legs, saying he could finish the song. 953 00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:04,720 Yep. 954 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,800 Because he had lost all fucking playback in his headphones. 955 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,200 That's insane. 956 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:09,800 Yeah. 957 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,840 Like these guys are on another level. 958 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,840 Yeah, 100%. 959 00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,320 Yeah, man. 960 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:14,400 And it's so cool. 961 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,280 It's so cool to see, like, in a malcomation 962 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:20,720 of extremely talented musicians get together. 963 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,880 And then just go, we're going to create some of the most 964 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,680 technical and mind-blowing shit you'll ever hear. 965 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:31,480 Yeah, dude. 966 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,840 It's, you know, like, I'm sure you've heard of animals 967 00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,880 as leaders. 968 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:35,680 Yeah. 969 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,280 Yeah. 970 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:40,040 Like, periphery was a big one for me. 971 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,840 I really like periphery, but it's more gent sort of stuff. 972 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,680 Where is-- 973 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,160 Oh, dude, you know what? 974 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,160 This-- I'm so glad I remembered this. 975 00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:49,720 This entire album-- 976 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,920 I'm not going to say entire. 977 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:58,440 There's a majority of this album reminds me of a '80s jazz fusion 978 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:03,920 band from Japan called Cassiopea. 979 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,920 And-- 980 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,360 OK, I don't know them. 981 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,440 And I'll show them. 982 00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:14,160 And you'll be like, oh, my brother, the fucking Frisbee 983 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,720 plate-- 984 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:19,840 eat my brother, my brother, fucking Frisbee plate, 985 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:24,840 using motherfucker, that fucking big dumbo. 986 00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:29,040 He sent me a link to, like, a YouTube video, 987 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,280 and it had, like, their full album. 988 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,920 I can't remember what the fuck it's called, but, like, 989 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:35,800 they've been going around for fucking ages. 990 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,360 They're in massive fucking band. 991 00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:43,280 And they-- yeah, jazz fusion. 992 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:47,160 And a lot of the songs from Polypia, 993 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,320 keep one to say periphery. 994 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:53,280 Polypia-- it sounds very jazz fusion, 995 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:58,760 very-- like, it's almost like they're showing off 996 00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,320 because they know they can't fail, sort of shit. 997 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,040 Like, they're like-- 998 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,560 it's like a boss battle sort of singing, and-- 999 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,600 And they're just like, oh, yeah, I'm not actually trying. 1000 00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,440 And the boss is like, what the fuck? 1001 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,840 I'm putting in everything in this guy's ass. 1002 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,840 [LAUGHS] 1003 00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,040 You know, just freaking the fuck out, man. 1004 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,600 Sure. 1005 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,000 It's so cool. 1006 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,960 Cassiopea, dude. 1007 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,760 Dude. 1008 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:25,240 I'll have a look at them. 1009 00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:30,400 They have a fucking album. 1010 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:34,640 And it's just called-- hold up, please, please, focus. 1011 00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,240 It's called "Ment Jams." 1012 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:40,240 [LAUGHS] 1013 00:38:40,240 --> 00:38:42,400 It's just called "Ment Jams." 1014 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:44,760 And then there's just all these Japanese fucking names 1015 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,400 of these songs. 1016 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,920 And they sound so fucking cool. 1017 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,720 And I'm going to show you a couple of them later. 1018 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,080 Yeah, anyone that's listening, look up "Ment Jams" 1019 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,800 and literally just the first song, "Ed's Fucking Nuts." 1020 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,000 It's nuts. 1021 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 All right. 1022 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,200 But yeah, it reminds me a lot of-- 1023 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,680 Polithia reminds me a lot of Cassiopea. 1024 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:08,760 Plus, yeah, all the other stuff I said before, super cool stuff. 1025 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,760 Yeah. 1026 00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,720 Well, if you've got anything else to say about them? 1027 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,360 No, no, I like them. 1028 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,880 I like them a lot. 1029 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:15,720 I like them a lot, too. 1030 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:16,880 They're really cool. 1031 00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,040 I don't know how much I'd continue to sort of listen, 1032 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:20,720 because-- 1033 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,480 There's a few that I've got on my playlist. 1034 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,600 I like a lot of-- 1035 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,040 I want to sing along sometimes. 1036 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,880 I want to do a little bit more hooks, a little bit more, 1037 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,080 sort of catchy stuff. 1038 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:35,520 There are definitely really cool hooks in it, sort of stuff. 1039 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,760 But I need more. 1040 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:42,200 I added six songs. 1041 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,200 "Sheesh." 1042 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,560 Just a regular "Sheesh." 1043 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,400 [LAUGHS] 1044 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:50,400 I'm not just the other one. 1045 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:51,400 True one. 1046 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,600 I had to talk almost the entire album. 1047 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,120 Yeah. 1048 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:56,480 I was like, two songs, I think I didn't put on-- 1049 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:57,560 Yeah, that's fair. 1050 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,560 Yeah. 1051 00:39:58,560 --> 00:39:59,560 Fucking-- 1052 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,560 Oh, really? 1053 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,480 Like, in saying that, what are your rates? 1054 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,400 I'm going to give it a well-respected eight out of 10. 1055 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,680 Nice. 1056 00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,440 Yeah. 1057 00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,680 Is Dan Blight an eight? 1058 00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,080 Right in eight out of 10? 1059 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,320 All right, cool. 1060 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,120 I'm going to give it-- 1061 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,200 I'm going to give it a seven. 1062 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,960 It's really, really, really good. 1063 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,200 But it's not really, really something I'm going to keep listening to. 1064 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,200 Yeah. 1065 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:29,200 Oh, yeah. 1066 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,200 That's fair. 1067 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,200 Yeah. 1068 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,200 It's a ship in the night. 1069 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,200 [LAUGHS] 1070 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,200 Oh, man. 1071 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,200 That was really cool. 1072 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,200 So you can be just too stupid. 1073 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,200 Yeah, that was really cool. 1074 00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:39,200 So you can be just too stupid. 1075 00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,200 [LAUGHS] 1076 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,200 Yeah. 1077 00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,640 Yeah, I feel like that's how this album is going to hit me. 1078 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,720 And I'll probably remember that ABC song and show it to someone. 1079 00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:48,520 Yeah. 1080 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,720 Yeah, go, go, go. 1081 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:50,720 Yeah, go, go. 1082 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,200 Come on, man. 1083 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,880 No, that's-- that's like a take-out. 1084 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,840 All right, the ABC-- no, that is. 1085 00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,200 I just budgeted it. 1086 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,000 Blake, let me hit you with what we're listening to next. 1087 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,080 It's been a long time coming. 1088 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,560 My dick hurts. 1089 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:08,360 Yeah, thank you. 1090 00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,200 [LAUGHS] 1091 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:14,200 Excuse me. 1092 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:20,280 Blake, can you name the number two most listened to artist 1093 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,800 on Spotify for the entire world? 1094 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,720 I didn't think you could. 1095 00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:28,080 So I can do it for you. 1096 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,080 [LAUGHS] 1097 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:33,040 I'll do it for you, please. 1098 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:33,760 Yeah. 1099 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,640 It's Taylor Swift. 1100 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,600 And now I don't-- hey, wait, just stack around. 1101 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,640 Everyone, please, don't press pause and fucking switch 1102 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,600 to another podcast. 1103 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,840 Yeah, I know. 1104 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:49,160 We've listened to fucking almost everything else under the sun. 1105 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,640 And you're like, what, you got to Taylor Swift now? 1106 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,120 Yeah, we're going to listen to some Taylor Swift. 1107 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:59,120 And specifically, 1989, Taylor's version-- 1108 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:00,920 it's the Deluxe version too-- 1109 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,680 1989 Deluxe, Taylor's version. 1110 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,040 How big is that? 1111 00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:06,120 It's an hour. 1112 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:06,920 I think it's an hour. 1113 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,960 Yeah, it's not crazy. 1114 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,360 But yeah, we're finally doing it. 1115 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:16,040 We're pulling the pen and we're going to listen to Taylor Swift. 1116 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,560 Who knows? 1117 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,680 Next could be Nickelback or Ed Sheeran. 1118 00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:20,560 Look, you know what? 1119 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:22,400 I said this, I said this, Jack, you know what? 1120 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,320 There's like three songs I like from Nickelback. 1121 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,440 That's the thing though. 1122 00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,280 This is the problem. 1123 00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,480 Is everyone's like, oh, Nickelback, 1124 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,400 they don't know what to have about them. 1125 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,400 Yeah, but they've only got a few good songs. 1126 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,040 Yeah. 1127 00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,040 And they've got a lot of songs. 1128 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,000 They've got a lot of songs too. 1129 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,720 I think they're still going to-- 1130 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,120 They still make music. 1131 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:42,360 They've got a lot of songs. 1132 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,800 And they've got a few really good songs. 1133 00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,880 I think Creed's bringing out another album too. 1134 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,720 Yeah, look, Creed's a boat. 1135 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:50,800 Right? 1136 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,440 That's the thing, man. 1137 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,600 Just like they can be a band that still puts out songs. 1138 00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,960 And you can just be like, I only like the fucking two songs. 1139 00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,880 I like the fucking one. 1140 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,200 Yeah, yeah. 1141 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,200 Yep, that's it. 1142 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,120 Three songs they brought out in 2001, that's it. 1143 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:10,440 It's like, it's like a fucking dizzy rascal when he came to fucking Australia. 1144 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,440 And everyone was just waiting for him to play bonkers, 1145 00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,600 and then everyone left. 1146 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,280 He's got more songs. 1147 00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,920 It was like, no, it's one of the hip bonkers. 1148 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:23,000 I'm going to go to another stage and listen to fucking-- 1149 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,280 what's that fucking-- 1150 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,080 it's a fuckface name. 1151 00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:28,400 Fucking-- I can't remember a name. 1152 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,920 Rose, Ruby Rose. 1153 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,520 Horrible fucking DJ to watch. 1154 00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:34,880 Yeah. 1155 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,960 Horrible. 1156 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,160 A lame. 1157 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,160 Yeah, she was big. 1158 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,160 Horrible. 1159 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,960 Future music, man. 1160 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960 It was good. 1161 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:44,160 I went to Stereo, so I saw a VG. 1162 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,320 That was the last time. 1163 00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,480 Yeah. 1164 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,240 Yeah. 1165 00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:48,080 Yeah. 1166 00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:48,880 I think it's cool. 1167 00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,200 I think that sounds pretty cool. 1168 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200 Hey. 1169 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,440 Kim was there. 1170 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440 At Stereo. 1171 00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,440 Mm. 1172 00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,680 Are you kidding? 1173 00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,280 I'm pretty sure she was. 1174 00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,040 Oh, no. 1175 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,800 No, she's never been to one concert, and it was-- 1176 00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:05,720 No, she was the crazy other one. 1177 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,240 Kelly's my-- 1178 00:44:07,240 --> 00:44:08,680 Kelly's cousin. 1179 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:09,760 Crystal. 1180 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,960 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1181 00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:14,320 Yeah, I expect her to go to fucking Stereo. 1182 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,080 That makes more sense. 1183 00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:16,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1184 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:17,680 Yeah, for some reason, Paul was getting-- 1185 00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:18,560 I was crystal. 1186 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:24,320 But yeah, anyway, that's where we go with that. 1187 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:25,920 We're listening to Taylor Swift. 1188 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:26,560 Oh, right. 1189 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:28,120 1989 Deluxe. 1190 00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:29,880 Taylor's version. 1191 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,520 That's where we're at in the podcast at the moment. 1192 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,080 We're listening to Taylor Swift. 1193 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:36,160 It's not like we ran out of stuff, but I was-- 1194 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,040 I put it out there. 1195 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:38,560 I said, look, let's pull the pen. 1196 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:40,920 Let's finally drop the bomb. 1197 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:41,960 Thanks. 1198 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,520 Let's not fucking around. 1199 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:44,000 All right. 1200 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,160 Let's listen to Taylor Swift. 1201 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,040 And it's brand new. 1202 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,480 It's like, I only come out in the last couple of days, 1203 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,400 I think, to-- dude, literally two days ago. 1204 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:53,880 Wow. 1205 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:54,640 This truly-- 1206 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:56,360 Yeah, this dropped two days ago. 1207 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,280 Taylor's version. 1208 00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:01,720 It already has millions, like hundreds of millions, dude. 1209 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:02,720 I'm-- 1210 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:03,720 Yeah, because-- 1211 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,800 Are these not all the fucking-- 1212 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:07,480 Surely these are all the-- 1213 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,800 No, these are the same songs, but they've 1214 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,320 been done in Taylor's version. 1215 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:15,360 So they're technically new songs to Spotify. 1216 00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:18,720 And these are all the new numbers for the last two days, 1217 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:21,720 dude. 1218 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,960 Millions. 1219 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,880 The 500 million would have been a single. 1220 00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:28,400 I think, yeah, a lot of strangers already have a single. 1221 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,640 I knew 62, the slide would have been a single. 1222 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,160 Yeah. 1223 00:45:31,160 --> 00:45:32,240 OK, so there would have been two singles. 1224 00:45:32,240 --> 00:45:34,000 Holy shit, that's a lot. 1225 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,240 Right? 1226 00:45:35,240 --> 00:45:35,760 Right? 1227 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,160 Oh, my God. 1228 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,480 Like, what the fuck? 1229 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,480 Millions. 1230 00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:45,240 I cannot fucking believe it. 1231 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:49,840 This is-- it's, like, unparalleled sort of shit. 1232 00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:51,480 Like, I want to know who's number one. 1233 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,520 I'm pretty sure it's Ed Sheeran, or it might be Drake, 1234 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:54,600 or something like that. 1235 00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,200 But like, it can't be Drake. 1236 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:58,920 No, not with his fucking-- 1237 00:45:58,920 --> 00:45:59,800 No, it's not Drake. 1238 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,040 Bullshit. 1239 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,760 Not with his fucking Bullshit, bro. 1240 00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,480 Ed Sheeran. 1241 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,520 I think it's Ed Sheeran. 1242 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,400 It wouldn't be post either. 1243 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,680 Post is top 10, I think, but-- 1244 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,440 Yeah, dude. 1245 00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,920 Dude, if you look at the fucking 1989 Deluxe, 1246 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,800 like the one that was put out before, 1247 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:22,240 it has billions and hundreds of millions of listens. 1248 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,240 And yeah, dude. 1249 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:25,760 Like, I'm talking-- 1250 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:26,760 Oh, my God. 1251 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,960 --blankspace has 1.5 billion. 1252 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,000 Style has 1 billion. 1253 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,680 Shake it off, has 1.2 fucking billion, dude. 1254 00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:35,520 Like-- 1255 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:36,320 What is this? 1256 00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,920 What are these voice memos? 1257 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,720 Astronomical. 1258 00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:43,120 I think that's-- I think Kim actually got this album, 1259 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,640 and I think they just-- 1260 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,480 Oh, what is her? 1261 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,640 --just sort of-- 1262 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:48,600 Yeah, yeah, so she purchased 1989. 1263 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,080 Actually, I think I bought it for her, 1264 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,720 because I think it was like a birthday present. 1265 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:55,760 But these little voice memos are literally her recording 1266 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,960 the song on her phone sort of thing, 1267 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,040 with just guitar and her voice, that was it. 1268 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,440 Not super interesting. 1269 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:08,160 It's just sort of like, oh, this is what her idea was. 1270 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,760 That was pretty much it. 1271 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:11,280 Which is, you know, that's cool. 1272 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,200 But like, I don't want to listen to it. 1273 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:17,200 And I'm glad that we can't. 1274 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:17,720 Yeah, dude. 1275 00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:23,120 But just go back to the Taylor's version of this. 1276 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,640 Already in the tens of millions, hundreds of millions, 1277 00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,840 like a half of a billion for wildest dreams. 1278 00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:35,000 It's not stood. 1279 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:41,320 It's not two days old, and we're fucking spamming Taylor Swift. 1280 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:45,720 So we're going to jump on board the T-Sweve train 1281 00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,560 and say, true, true. 1282 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:52,800 See you next week with a fucking review on 1989 Taylor's 1283 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,880 version. 1284 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:54,880 Yeah. 1285 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,200 Sounds good. 1286 00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:57,600 Happy with that? 1287 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,600 I'm happy with that. 1288 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:00,800 Good. 1289 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:01,680 Let's wrap it up. 1290 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,840 Yeah, let's wrap it up. 1291 00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:08,400 I'm going to do it kind of abbreviated. 1292 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,040 No, not to. 1293 00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:11,160 OK. 1294 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,360 Thank you guys so much for listening. 1295 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:13,960 If you've enjoyed listening to this podcast, 1296 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,880 make sure that you hit the like, subscribe, the follow, 1297 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:21,360 and leave a comment so that we can read that in future pods 1298 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,400 make sure that you leave a rating because that actually 1299 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,000 does really help out. 1300 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,640 And if you want to hear our more, you know, 1301 00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:30,000 the future stuff that we make, make sure you hit that notification 1302 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,240 bell, bing! 1303 00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:34,480 Um, make sure you jump into a discord so that you can keep up 1304 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,480 today with us. 1305 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,800 That's where we're most active. 1306 00:48:36,800 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ten, eight, 1333 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:54,080 like, like the graphics card, ten, eight, um, 1334 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,320 now use that number wisely. 1335 00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,640 I'm just saying, what? 1336 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,160 Don't, don't just ring up and then just be like, 1337 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,320 I rang out, but I didn't say nothing and now it's science, 1338 00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,840 but get on there. 1339 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:11,080 Be like, hey, boys, what's going on? 1340 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,600 You can do it. 1341 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:18,320 You can say anything. 1342 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:19,360 Why do we think about it? 1343 00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:23,320 Yeah, that's a really good point. 1344 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,320 You can have any kind of voice, but if you put on a funny voice, 1345 00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:27,360 we'll laugh. 1346 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:28,200 Um, sure. 1347 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,160 Use that, use that voicemails so that you can leave us a meme and message 1348 00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:34,800 or suggestion for the album of the week or just a random question that you 1349 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,800 might have on the top of your head. 1350 00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:40,360 Other than that, if you want to see more of Blake Bentley's actually before we 1351 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,160 get there, make sure you check out the Facebook as well. 1352 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,880 We have a Facebook Instagram, TikTok and YouTube channel so that you can watch 1353 00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:49,240 this entire episode again, because that's what we want you to do. 1354 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:52,400 We want to push traffic from here, but don't wait. 1355 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,880 You're chill, so that you can watch our stupid faces make stupid mouth, 1356 00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:02,880 noises in a whole different medium with our stupid brain holes. 1357 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:03,840 Yeah, brain holes. 1358 00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:05,840 Yeah, that just goes, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1359 00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:07,240 That's what we sound like. 1360 00:51:07,240 --> 00:51:08,600 Um, sure. 1361 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,680 That's pretty much it for the podcast. 1362 00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:15,640 If you want to see more of Blake Bentley, because who wouldn't make sure you 1363 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,200 check him out at Blake_BentleyTV, everywhere you can find him. 1364 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:23,280 If you check him out on Instagram, YouTube and TikTok, you can follow him on his 1365 00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,400 amazing gardening wizardry and, yeah, it's Los and Jenny. 1366 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:28,680 Yeah. 1367 00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:29,560 Thank you. 1368 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:30,560 I'm doing it. 1369 00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:31,240 He is. 1370 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,000 He's bloody dumb. 1371 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,520 I hope I risk, but I'm still doing it. 1372 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:39,880 Um, fucks my wrist up doing some forearm training, but that's okay. 1373 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,880 And if you've been doing a lot of forearm training, make sure you check out 1374 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:50,040 Blake Bentley's Spotify so that you can do some late night texting and fix that 1375 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:51,040 forearm right up. 1376 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:53,560 That's such a forearm. 1377 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,320 There's some late night texting and stuff. 1378 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,160 Yeah, that's right. 1379 00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:00,160 Use that wrist in a whole different way. 1380 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,400 Um, get someone else to use their forearm for you. 1381 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:07,640 Um, if you want to see more of my face, check, check me out. 1382 00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,080 My name's SwitchBlades for Kids, all one word. 1383 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:13,240 And you can find me everywhere. 1384 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:17,200 It's literally, it's the most like easy SEO friendly name. 1385 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:20,920 It's all one word SwitchBlades for Kids everywhere. 1386 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,680 Yep, literally everywhere. 1387 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:26,440 I mean, you say if you Google search it literally entire pages just temp. 1388 00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:31,440 I mean like random Chinese and pages and fucking German, like Peruvian stuff. 1389 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:31,920 It's great. 1390 00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:32,920 Yeah. 1391 00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,200 Um, make sure you check us out on Spotify as well, because I've got a couple of 1392 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:36,800 songs up there. 1393 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,720 It's pretty bang. 1394 00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:39,200 It's pretty dope fire. 1395 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,040 Straight fire, some might say. 1396 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,400 Yeah. 1397 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:43,000 Yeah. 1398 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,040 Highly anger fire. 1399 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,760 Hot yoga fire. 1400 00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,080 You're a gonath lamb. 1401 00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,200 You're a good. 1402 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:50,240 Excellent. 1403 00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:55,040 Um, that's gonna do it from all of us here at the podcast. 1404 00:52:55,040 --> 00:53:01,600 Um, from our family to yours, uh, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. 1405 00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,280 Um, because guess what? 1406 00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,680 It's, it's still Christmas time. 1407 00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,800 It's Christmas time because it's in the shops now. 1408 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,680 Sure. 1409 00:53:09,680 --> 00:53:12,080 It's Christmas really two months. 1410 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:14,160 Dude, it's like less than two months away. 1411 00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:18,320 Guys, thank you so much for listening. 1412 00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,680 And we will see you next Christmas. 1413 00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,360 Yes. 1414 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,000 Yes. 1415 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,760 Yes. 1416 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:25,760 Yes. 1417 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,600 Nailed it. 1418 00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,520 Fucking nailed it. 1419 00:53:27,520 --> 00:53:29,960 Guys, well, that's awesome. 1420 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,200 Wait, I'm starting. 1421 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:31,720 I'm starting. 1422 00:53:31,720 --> 00:53:32,200 I'm hanging up. 1423 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,300 (laughs) 1424 00:53:34,300 --> 00:53:40,400 ♪ ♪