Yo, what's up? It's Victor Weld. Good morning and happy Friday. Oh, I couldn't be more pumped for the weekend. It's been a very long week. Lots going on around here, lots going on around my place. Getting ready for my kids to come hang out. Been just pretty much chores-in' it up non-stop, and I am beat. I am just exhausted, and so much I gotta get done around here today. We've got a pris- uh, pretty busy show ahead. Hopefully, I'll be able to, uh, speak. I should probably get some coffee. I was, uh, in a rush this morning. Have not had an instant coffee shooter yet, and, uh, I'm feelin' it. Feelin' the lack of caffeine flowin' through my system. But, uh, today, either during Traffic School or at 10:00, I'm not sure which, we're gonna announce a big giveaway that we're doin' with The Advocates Injury Attorneys. It's gonna be pretty sweet. Got a really cool prize up for grabs that I'm sure many of you are gonna wanna get your hands on. So, find out about that at some point during the show today, or right at the end of the show. And, uh, then yeah, we've got Traffic School, powered by The Advocates. Lieutenant Crane of the Idaho State Police gonna be stoppin' by to answer your questions about the law. Anything you wanna know, call in and join us live, and ask us a question. Yeah, it's a lotta fun. It's a popular show. So popular that I even saw, I believe it was Local News 8
startin' to do their own ask a cop feature. Oh, good for you. That's all right, it's all right. You know, if people are copying ya, you know you're doin' somethin' good. [laughs] Anyway, I'm gonna go get that coffee that I mentioned, and then I'll be back in a few. All right? Let's party. [rock music] Oh man, Friday, the best.
Unless you got to work tomorrow. If so, I'm sorry. I, I hope you don't have to. Uh, I'm just
daydreamin' about sleepin' in. It's what I've been doin' every day this week. I cannot wait. All right, let's see what we got online today. Kind of a slow news day again so far. I don't know what's goin' on here. Somebody asked online, "What's something everyone pretends to enjoy, but you secretly think is miserable?" And I was lookin' through the responses, and I'm like, "People don't enjoy any of these things. What're you talking about?" The, the question was something everyone pretends to enjoy,
and one of the top answers was LinkedIn. Who enjoys LinkedIn? I, I know people use it. Like, oh yeah, I think I need to set up some pages on there, actually. Forgot about that. Uh, have to log in to LinkedIn. I'm not gonna pretend to enjoy it. I mean, most social media is terrible. LinkedIn is, like, work-based social media. You know? Like, at least with regular social media, Facebook and such, you can, you know, watch people fight about stupid things. I don't know. LinkedIn, nobody enjoys that. Corporate team-building, n- nobody enjoys that either. Who's coming up with these responses?
Networking. I guess it depends. If you're going to a rock radio convention, networking's pretty fun, 'cause you're hanging out with a bunch of radio DJs.
But I would have, I would imagine that most networking is not fun [laughs] and nobody pretends to enjoy it. Singing Happy Birthday in public or being sung Happy Birthday in public. Being sung Happy Birthday to. Um, yeah, I, I don't think anyone
pretends to enjoy that either [laughs]. Birthday parties at work. Who, who has those? I mean,
I guess if they wanted to throw me a party around here, um, if they're bringing pizza, sure, I'll enjoy it. Let's see. Uh, wh- what else do people pretend to enjoy here? So again, eh, but
all of these are just
complete garbage responses here. Workmate Secret Santa. Well, I guess we don't, I've, I've never done that. Being a full-time content creator or social media influencer.
I, uh, I don't know. I, I think if you could make big money doing that, it wouldn't be too bad. Churn out a few videos a week. Make bank.
You get to sleep in, right? I would imagine.
Sorry, my, my whole world is revolving around sleeping in today. All I wanna do is go back to bed. I'm chugging coffee, though. Gonna get through it. We'll power through this day somehow. But, oh, I am just so tired. Ugh. I'll s- I'll stop complaining about it, though. Oh, bragging about how little sleep you get. Nobody pretends to enjoy, uh, not getting sleep. Come on. Now, everybody wants to get more of it. All right, I've, I've had it with this thread. We're gonna find something better. It's gonna be one of those days, isn't it? Gonna be one of those shows. At least we got Traffic School comin' up in a while. That makes it a little bit easier. I rely on you listeners to, to power the show. Sometimes it's what's gotta be done. All right, I'm gonna play more music, and I'll be back in a minute. All right? Sorry about hour number one. I know it sucked. [rock music] Hey, all. If you're headin' out on the roads, please give yourself some extra time and be extra cautious. Uh...Definitely some slick areas out there. Got a message from listener Bryce, uh, saying, "Every overpass on Highway 20 is solid ice. Lots of slide-offs, people running into guardrails." Uh, yeah, uh, when I went out to my truck this morning, uh, you know, it
wasn't as bad as I expected 'cause it was dumping snow before I went to bed last night, but, uh, I, you know, had that, uh, you know... Uh, what, what's the phrase I'm looking for here? "Can you tell that coffee isn't working yet?" Jeez. Anyway, uh, yeah, it seemed like we had some ice rain going on during the night and, uh, there were definitely slick areas in the neighborhood, so, uh, just be careful, 'kay? It, uh, it kinda sucks out there and don't wanna hear of anybody getting in any accidents or anything like that. So, be cautious. Be cautious. Go slow. Oh, man. I, I should've pounded that coffee. I've been, like, sipping it. What is wrong with me? [instrumental music plays] I'm an idiot. That's what's wrong with me. Okay, I guess we could do some, uh, movie talk. You know, there's a lot of, uh, controversy going on with Quentin Tarantino's comments about Paul Dano
who, you know, is one of the two main stars in the film There Will Be Blood. I thought he did a great job in it, but, uh, kinda out of nowhere, Quentin Tarantino was giving his list of the 20 top films of the 21st century
and he had There Will Be Blood at number five, but he just trashed Paul Dano. Like, just trashed him. Said he was the, the worst actor in the Screen Actors Guild. Everybody seems, uh, to be very upset about this. Ha, I wanna know what Paul Dano has to say. I mean, Quentin Tarantino, I, he makes great movies, but he does seem like, kind of, a, a, a smug dude, right? [laughs] Like, I, I didn't think too much about it when I saw the comments 'cause he just seems like the kinda guy that would make comments like that, but people are really mad. Um,
anyway, if, if Paul Dano does make any kinda response, I'll let you know. He, he seems to be taking the high road. You know, not saying anything back. Uh, another article I saw was that, uh, actor John Waters
said that his favorite film of the year was Ari Aster's Eddington. The movie that, you know, I fell asleep, like, three times watching?
It wasn't because it was a bad movie. I made it through the movie finally and it was awesome. Like, I, I really enjoyed it. It was no Midsommar. It was no Hereditary, but it was still really good. I think I wanna watch it again. Uh, but he said, "If you don't like this film, I hate you." [laughs] All right. Kind of aggressive, but, uh,
I, I recommend checking it out. I think it's on HBO right now. Ah, I need to get back to watching that, uh, Welcome to Derry. That, that show was pretty good. I, I really hope this weekend, now that I did, like, 10 million, uh, hours of carpet shampooing and the house is in pretty good shape, I hope I can just sit around and watch some TV. Maybe play some Red Dead. I think I need a break from chores. It's making me just crazy and I'm exhausted. I need sleep and TV. That's all I want in life right now. Sleep and TV and to hang out with my lady. Can this day go by quickly please? That'd be fantastic.
I guess I could w- work on that multitasking and some of the things I need to complete around here, but I'm, I'm going to chug that coffee and see if that assists in, uh, making this program a little bit better. I'm sorry for failing today, for my lack of talent this morning. [laughs]
It, it'll get better. It's gotta, right? Couldn't get worse. Okay, I shouldn't say that. I'm not gonna jinx myself. All right. We'll be back in a few with more tunes and whatever other crap I can find to talk about. [instrumental music plays] Well, I just found at least one thing I can ask Lieutenant Crane about during Traffic School, powered by The Advocates, kicking off here in a little over an hour from now. Elon Musk says Tesla FSD drivers can now text and drive. Yeah, if you've got the full self-driving supervised system, he says, "You know what? Go ahead and text and drive." I, I don't know if, uh, "Elon Musk told me I could do it" is gonna work as an excuse with the police, but I'm gonna find out today during Traffic School. I'm gonna leave this tab open so I don't forget to ask 'cause if I close it, yeah, I, I probably will forget. But, yeah, I don't think you can really just, uh- [laughs] even if you have, you know, a self-driving car, decide, "I don't have to obey the law." Uh, but what do I know? What do I know? We'll find out with Traffic School coming up here in, again, a little over an hour from now. Hope you'll take part in the show today. You know, we didn't have Traffic School last week. Perhaps you're new to the area, trying to learn about Idaho law. Your opportunity to ask a police officer whatever you'd like to ask. All right? It's a good time. I'm so excited. Um, need to keep drinking more coffee. How much coffee could I drink before I'm just crawling out of my skin? Is it gonna make me, you know, at, at least wake up? I don't know. But we'll get to that in a bit. Uh, I would not just text and drive because Elon Musk says you can, especially with the road conditions like they are today. Okay? Please be careful out there. Lots of slide-offs. I had reports of, uh, ice on all of the overpasses on Highway 20. I would imagine that there are bad conditions pretty much everywhere, so please go slow. All right? Take your time.It's okay to be a few minutes late. If your boss is that crazy about it, be like, "You know, listen, I'm trying to stay alive." All right? Or get going earlier. Yeah, that's probably the smarter move, but... [rock music] Well, I just read something that was a little bit disturbing to me. Now, I, I don't know if this is the case in the US, but at least in the UK, about 30% of general practitioners, doctors, using AI tools in patient consultations. Yeah, to assist with diagnosis, using things like ChatGPT. All right?
This technology is not far along enough for doctors to be doing this, in my opinion. Sure, you want to use it to, uh, I don't know, churn out paperwork and things like that, assist with that, but all right, sure. But diagnosing? Have you ever used ChatGPT and asked it questions? All right. I've seen it, you know, not give correct information many, many times. It's like the Google AI se- search results that pop up at the top of a Google search. Sometimes that information's completely incorrect. You don't want your doctor, [laughs] "Well, let me just ask ChatGPT." Uh, didn't he go to school for many years to get in this position? Uh, is- is- isn't there something better you can consult? Some kind of a book? Don't you have a software or something? Shouldn't be able to use the same tools that I can use on my phone to figure these things out. You know what happens when people try to self-diagnose on the internet? "Okay, I've- I've got this little pain right here. What could it be? Oh, I'm dying!" Uh. Well, at least this article's just about the UK. [laughs] Yeah, uh,
I smell lawsuits [laughs]. That's what I smell. Oh, geez. So, I'ma, I'ma keep an eye on my doc the next time I'm in. Be like, "What- what website are you on over there, buddy? What's on your computer screen? Is that ChatGPT? No, you can't. Ain't gonna have this." Ugh. We're moving into scary times, people. Can't have doctors being that lazy. Geez. [rock music] Well, you know, when it comes to air travel, things can be a bit expensive. You know, the flight itself, but even just parking at the airport out can be kinda outrageous. But you gotta pay. Y- you can't get out if you don't pay. And if you're like this guy, you're gonna end up in jail when you try to [laughs] get around having to pay by calling in a bomb threat to the airport. Um, yeah, a guy outta New Orleans, I guess, pulled into the, uh, short term parking lot,
didn't have any dough, so, uh, [laughs] yeah, called the police and like, "I have a bomb!" Um,
I don't know if people are aware, but pretty easy to track people down with their, their cell phone. You know, it's basically a tracking device that you're carrying with you at all times. And they have the ability to, you know, see- see where these calls are coming from. Any- anyway, he's gonna be in jail for a long time. Uh, also made a bunch of other threats, so. [laughs] I mean, how much could it have been? It was the short term parking.
You know, some people, they're, they're crazy. Okay. Is it illegal to spoil Christmas? [laughs] All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna dance around this one 'cause I know we got, uh, kids on the way to school right now. But I guess they have a Santa Claus parade up in Ontario, Canada. Did I just say Canada wrong? Okay, anyway. And some people along the route do not like Santa. So they put up some signs that
said some things about Santa,
and it, you know, they weren't like derogatory. [laughs] They weren't like profanity. You know, you might be able to guess what kind of things they said. Ruining Christmas for the children. And, uh, maybe I'll have to ask Lieutenant Crane about this one too. Would this be illegal? 'Cause people are wanting to know, you know, can- can he do anything about this? These people are ruining Christmas! [laughs] I mean, I, I think it's kinda mean-spirited, but it doesn't seem like it would be illegal. I mean, you can hang up whatever signs you want in your windows, right? All right, I'm gonna scoot that tab over to my pile of Lieutenant Crane questions there. Uh, what else do we have here? Guy's pants caught on fire on a subway in Manhattan. Now, they say that, uh, you know, he might've fallen asleep with a cigarette, and that's what led to his pants, uh, lighting on fire while he was on a subway train. Are you allowed to smoke on the subway? Doesn't seem like you'd be able to. I've never been on the, uh, New York subway, but
it just doesn't seem like you'd be able to smoke on there. They're saying the fire's not considered suspicious. You know, just a guy with his pants on fire. He's fine. You know, he had some burns to his legs, but he- he's gonna be all right. Um, yeah. Don't smoke, kids. It's dangerous. You know, it's bad for you, it's addictive, and you might light your pants on fire. Make national news. Oh, they didn't give out the guy's name, so, eh, I guess he's not getting too much of a public shaming. Oh, there's another tab I need to scoot over. Ask the Lieutenant Crane about. Yeah, today, I'm prepared if you people don't take part in traffic school [laughs] powered by the advocates. We got plenty.
[rock music] I, I've even got the questions people were asking on the, uh, local news eight post, 'cause they, uh, they ripped off traffic school. First Thursday of the month now, doing learning the law. Way to go, Roper. Way to go, dude.
Can't come up with anything on your own [laughs]. We'll discuss that with Lieutenant Crane too. How long we been doing traffic school? Long time. All right, uh, let's see here. Anything else I wanna get into here? That story's pretty grisly. Have you seen the videos of this art installation with the, um, robot dogs that have heads that look like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg? I don't like that video, all right? They're pooping out NFTs. It, it, it's very creepy. You know, they kind of look like the, you know, little, uh, robot dog in that one episode of Black Mirror? But they're flesh colored, and then they have, uh, people heads. I don't really like 'em.
You know, I guess this guy's a famous mask maker. The, the faces, he did a good job, but, uh, it, it's, it's really creepy. Really creepy. Just Google it up. Uh, you know, Elon Musk robot dog, you can watch the video for yourself. But it, it's nightmare fuel. You might not be happy that you watched it, okay?
I'm, I'm not even gonna share it on the KBear page 'cause it, it's just rude. Upsetting [laughs] if you're feeling a little bit sketched out in the morning. Okay, let's close that tab. I've seen enough of that. Oh, uh, finally, if you visit Detroit any time soon, they finally got around to building
a statue of RoboCop and installing it in, uh, downtown. About time. I need to rewatch RoboCop. It's a good movie, it's quality. It's a classic.
And yeah, takes place in Detroit, why not have a RoboCop statue? I mean, in, uh, Milwaukee, they have a statue of the Fonz. What would we put up if we had a sta- uh, we, we don't... What? Napoleon Dynamite? Would that be the, the kinda statue we'd get around here? Have they put up a Napoleon Dynamite statue in Preston?
Do it. Do it. No, a- a- actually, make it Uncle Rico holding a football. I think that'd be pretty cool.
Happy Friday to you. I hope it's been good so far. Hopefully it goes by quickly. I am done. I am done with working this week. Tell you what.
Uh, I can't wait to have a relaxing evening. Nice, peaceful, relaxing evening in front of the TV. I ain't doing no chores tonight. I'll do 'em tomorrow. Okay, what do we got here? The five safest countries in 2025. All right. You fed up? You ready to move? Well, you wanna live somewhere safe, right? Especially if you got little ones. Um,
yeah, the United States, I, I don't believe is on this list [laughs]. Not even in the top 10. It's, I, I didn't, you know, do this study. Don't blame me. Uh, safest country in the world, Iceland. There you go. All right, that's enough. Now, I, I'll tell you some more safe places to go. Talked about Ireland, I think, on the noon hour the other day. We were looking for countries where they, uh, speak English as a primary language, 'cause, you know, if you were gonna move or something, it'd probably be difficult to move to a place where you don't speak the language. Ireland and New Zealand, I think New Zealand's another place with, um, you know, primarily, uh, English-speaking residents. New Zealand coming in at number three. Number four, Australia, and number five, Switzerland. There you go.
Yeah, I mean, it's kinda crazy that the US is not on this list, 'cause it doesn't feel that unsafe, but then you start reading stats and things and it's like, you know, places like St. Louis
are just wild, just wi- uh, you know, there's some pretty, pretty gnarly places in the US. So, I guess if, uh, you're worried, if you're worried,
you need to go to Iceland, Ireland, New Zealand, Austria, or Switzerland. And then coming in at number six, Singapore, which, uh, I, I wanna go visit Singapore sometime. Just got that futuristic, crazy look to it. I don't know, something about it calls out to me. Someday I'll be able to go on vacation.
Right now, uh, no PTO and no money, so not happening anytime soon. [rock music] Just go away [laughs].
[laughs] Keep that-
I'm too tired.
Keep that to yourself.
[laughs]
No coughing in the studio.
Uh, well, it's not a sickness. I, it's because I'm old.
You are a sickness.
But,
And I'm not down with it.
[laughs] Oh, oh, oh.
Can't I disturbed.
That's a Disturbed pun.
Oh, oh.
That's pretty awesome, JD [laughs].
[laughs]
We're just sitting here complaining about our old man problems.
[laughs]
All of the chemicals irritate my chest and the vapors.
I caught a sliver in my hand-
[laughs]
... and it hurts.
[laughs]
[laughs] It's a little piece of wood and it's causing me grief.
[laughs] What's worse? The sliver or when your leg was lit on fire [laughs]?
Oh [laughs]. Currently, the sliver [laughs].
[laughs] Oh.
The leg at least smelled good, like bacon [laughs].
[laughs] Did it? I never asked you what it smelled like.
Actually, I don't know. Let me think about this. No, it was a, a petrol burn, so-
Yeah. So it smelled like burning gas-
Yeah
... and bacon?
Yeah.
Like if you cooked bacon in gasoline fire [laughs]?
[laughs]
[laughs] [rock music plays] Oh, man. Dude, please tell me you're not giving me more work or something, I'm so tired. [laughs]
[laughs]
There some carpets that need shampooed? No. I'm done with that. Actually, I could shampoo more carpets at my house. [laughs] There was one room that I didn't get to and I'm going, "N- no." The front foyer needs all the rock salt sucked out of it. Oh, yeah, i- it gets messy in there really fast. Yeah. Just, "Okay, I'll go get the broom." [laughs] You got a mop? [laughs] I love chores. Chores are great. That's all I've been doing for a week is chores. I'm so tired of chores. It's 'cause you're a mess. I mean, I did take a little bit of time to engage in, uh, uh, wasting time that wasn't chores. [laughs] It just caused a different type of mess. [laughs] I- I don't know, it just depends who you are. [laughs] I don't know, just sometimes I get a little bit feisty-
[laughs]
... you know? I think I was fed up with chores and
sometimes my, my rage comes out. [laughs] Decided to be a irritant like the sliver in my palm? [laughs] I am a human sliver. [laughs] That's right.
Human sliver, that's a good band name.
D- did we come up with so many good band names?
Or podcast name?
W- well, the one we came up with, we can't really say.
[laughs] Oh, that reminds me, I need to pull a clip, um, from that interview I did with the guys from Last Podcast on the Left.
Yep.
'Cause there's a, a moment in that podcast where I was talking with them about podcasters who crap on radio. And-
Radio's the original podcast. It-
Yeah, yeah. And, uh, I don't remember exactly what Henry said, but it- something to the effect of those people are idiots. [laughs] I just wanna post that little section, uh, on my Facebook page
'cause it's relevant. [laughs] Oh, speaking of podcasts, um, Traffic School coming up in about 10 minutes. Gotta put up with you, gotta put up with the cops.
And Local News 8, I've, I'm calling them out for ripping me off. [laughs] That they're Ask a Cop every Thursday morning at a time when nobody's gonna be up watching TV.
You didn't start that feature.
I s- I started it in its current form. All right? The Howie Rockaway was, "Here, I have a question for you. Now get out, Lieutenant Crane." [laughs] I'm the one who's like, "Oh yeah, let's, let's make this take a lot more effort."
Howie had more to hide. [laughs]
[laughs] Of course he did.
You c- couldn't have the cops around that often.
No, that guy-
For long periods of time.
That guy is trouble. [laughs]
And then Piper.
Ooh! Piper was way out of control. [laughs] I feel bad, like, I don't remember what was going on b- when the last time she was here, but we weren't able to, uh, meet up. Remember she was messaging us?
Yeah, she-
Yeah.
She came over my house, we hung out for a couple hours.
Oh, did you? I don't remember what I had going-
It's good to see her
... but hopefully she's doing well.
Yep, she's, uh, all zen and doing yoga and happy and living life.
That's hippie Piper.
Yeah?
You know, that's right up her alley, living in a hippie city.
Well, her and Mr. Finny just doing good.
Yeah. Yeah. Hopefully they'll, uh, come visit again soon and then this time I'll actually hang out. Is that the cops?
Oh, that was Peaches.
Huh, it's somebody. Shadow people, I need some sleep, dude. [laughs] I'm tired.
Let Lieutenant Crane know you're seeing shadow people.
Lieutenant Crane, is it normal or bad
if you see shadow people walking by? Oh, I hope that ibuprofen kicks in soon.
You are so old. [laughs]
My back hurts really bad today.
Let me go get a piece of wood, we'll give you a sliver and just go-
Will you just, like, stomp in between my shoulder
Oh yes, I'll stomp on you.
All right. [laughs] I'll go lay on the dirty floor out there in the lobby in the rock salt.
Rub the salt in. [laughs]
You should go get some of that salt and rub it in that, uh, sliver wound. [laughs] You want some lemon juice? Hot sauce? [laughs] Okay, everybody, um, we're gonna take a quick break. The cops should be showing up sometime soon for the original Traffic School, powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys. And then at 10:00 we're gonna announce a big giveaway with the Advocates Injury Attorneys. So that's pretty exciting. It's a, it's a good prize.
What could it be?
I don't know. I, I think Peaches gave it away on air the other day, at least what type of item it was-
Mm-hmm
... but not specifics. Yeah. Anyway, I, I gotta go, Jayde. I'm, I'm, I'm going home.
Good, get outta here.
You gotta, you gotta host Traffic School.
Nope, it's not happening.
Y- you have to do it.
I'm gonna let Peaches do that.
Oh, okay. That, that works too. [upbeat music plays] Just read some news that I like. Uh, you know, when I see these headlines, "A Triple Dip Polar Vortex Is Coming. Will Your State Feel The Chill?" And then I look at the map thing showing where it's gonna go and it's like, oh yeah. Not coming for us. You know where they're getting frigid temperatures? The Midwest. That looks like that, that really cold spot going right through Minneapolis and Chicago, heading into New York. I'm fine with a mild December, okay? I know we need, you know, moisture, let's let it snow up in the mountains. It all rolls downhill. Let's just, uh, let's keep things as enjoyable as possible around here. All right? Mm-hmm. What else we got going on here? Oh, more spaceship news. You know the spaceship 33I/ATLAS? According to the Daily Star, "Causes Panic as World Leaders Activate Space Defenses in Secret." Now is the Daily Star like National Enquirer 'cause I didn't see this story anywhere else, all right? I guess the, the asteroid or, you know, comet or alien spaceship or whatever it is is doing weird stuff. So they did some simulations to, uh...[instrumental music plays] I don't know, see what we needed to do to stop it.
I have a feeling this thing's just gonna pass by and then we're never gonna hear about it again. [laughs] But, you know, new- news sites gotta do what they gotta do to get clicks, to get idiots like me talking about it on the radio. It's working. Anytime I see something relating to aliens and spaceships, you know I can't help but dive in, so. Well, keep you posted on further updates, but nothing concrete yet. [rock music plays] Lots going on around here this weekend. I was taking a look at events yesterday, lots of different live shows happening. Uh, there's a pretty cool show going down at The Gem tonight, Zombeast. Looks like a pretty good time. If you're into stuff like, uh, Danzig, you'd probably dig it. Uh, JD, my homie, you hear on the show all the time, his band, Stiff Richard, are gonna be performing at the Roadhouse. And I'm sure there are like a billion other things going on. You wanna, well, find out about events, get over to that riverbendmediagroup.com event calendar. S- riverbendmediagroup.com/calendar. We got rock shows, we got community events, and you can submit your own events. It's good to get out and have a good time. You know, uh, hopefully the weather is gonna be decent. I, you know, did not look at the weather report 'cause I don't wanna know. All I know is it was supposed to start warming up toward the end of the weekend, and, uh, hopefully be pretty decent next week according to the last time I looked at it. But you know when it comes to the weatherman, that can change day to day, so... You know, a responsible radio show might dig in at this time and give you a weather forecast, but... Oh, all right, fine. Fine, let's look. I don't plan on going outside, that's for sure. Had it with s- doing stuff. [laughs] Today, lazy day. That's what we got going down in my existence. Lazy day. Yeah, uh, looking like it's still supposed to get nice
about the beginning of the week, you know? We- we should be floating around in the high 30s and 40s over the next couple days. Might get a little bit of snow today in the afternoon, but... Um, just make sure you're being cautious, people. Okay? Roads get slick. You know, e- especially at the beginning of the winter season, people seem to forget how to drive. You know, keep a good following distance between you and other drivers, go slow, don't be an idiot, basically, so that you can get out to those events and have a good time, and, uh, make it home safely. All right? [rock music plays] Yo, what up, everybody? Welcome to the program, the Victor Wilt Show, which is now over, but I'll be back at noon with Peaches for the noon hour of madness and mayhem. It'll be fun, hopefully. And I hope you enjoyed the program today. Started off kinda rough. Think it ended up being decent. Not my greatest work, but I appreciate you tuning in nonetheless. Peaches, any last minute messages for people?
Uh, we got the big announcement at 10:00.
Oh, that's right! I knew I was forgetting something. I've been, uh, cutting spots.
[laughs]
I've been multitasking. Yes, here in about three minutes, we are going to announce a big giveaway-
Yeah
... with The Advocates Injury Attorneys, so yeah. The show's not over yet. I lied.
[laughs]
Stick around, and after Nine Inch Nails, we'll tell you all about it. [rock music plays] Got Peaches in the house, 'cause it's time for us to announce a big, fun giveaway that's gonna kick butt, Peaches. It's gonna kick butt.
Kick butt exactly?
Just gonna kick so much butt.
Would you say it's the death of peace of mind?
Um,
I could just pretend.
Maybe like a villain, you sign up more than once on each app. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah. [laughs] So our homies at The Advocates-
There- there are, there are limits to how many times you can sign up. [laughs]
There are limits.
Woo-hoo!
That's true. That's true. And I mean, you'll be dying to l- Dying to Love, is that-
Well-
... is the official name for that song?
I think-
Dying to Love this, this item from The Advocates Injury Attorneys. [laughs]
I, I think after all the times y- you've tried your best to hear that sound and you're like, "This is the hell I overcame."
[laughs] There you go.
[laughs]
So we teamed up with The Advocates for Merry Axemas.
That's right.
And we've had this guitar for a while now, just been hanging out, laying low, waiting for the right opportunity to give it away, and how about during Christmas? Merry Axemas with The Advocates Injury Attorneys. You might have guessed one of the bands that has signed this guitar, by what me and Peaches were saying, that would be Bad Omens, who will be appearing at the Delta Center here in a couple months. One of the biggest new names in rock. I mean, these guys blew up so huge, it's crazy, you know? And they were kind enough to, at, uh, their last Salt Lake C- City show, sign this guitar for us.
Yeah, right now I wanna commit violence against nature for it being snowy outside.
[laughs] So, we got Bad Omens on the guitar, and you know how good my memory is. Who else is on the guitar, Peaches? [laughs]
We also have Halestorm.
Halestorm? But I thought it was snowing. Oh, uh-
Wow
... Halestorm. [laughs] He's on the gui-
You might wanna put on your best Snuggie 'cause Fall Out Boy is also on the guitar. [laughs]
That's right, Fall Out Boy's on the guitar.
Uh-
So, Bad Omens, Halestorm, Fall Out Boy.
Hopefully there's no static when I'm saying this right now, 'cause Sleep Theory's also on the guitar.
Sleep Theory, another band that's just blowing up huge.
And-
That's awesome
... also Never Tell.
And Never Tell. You know, the- uh, all of these bands are big or blowing up, you know? This is one of... We looked through all the guitars we had around here and this was the best one.
Bad Omens, Sleep Theory...[rock music] Never Tell, Halestorm, and Fall Out Boy, all on one guitar.
All on one guitar. And if you wanna win it, there're a couple different ways you can get in to win. We've got the sign-up form in all of our apps. The K-
Right now.
The KBear101, Cannonball101, and Alt101 apps. Then we also have a sounder. Did we make the sounder already?
I'm still trying to find a guitar solo.
[laughs]
It's been so tough trying to find just, like a, a very brief [singing] you know, that type of thing.
Suno. Yeah.
Yeah.
Do, do the Suno route.
Sure.
Yeah.
Or else, I mean, you could use a, do a mashup of the song. You'll know the sounder when you hear it, okay everybody? We're working on the sounder. For now, sign up in the apps. Once per app and you're into the drawing to win this guitar, but then over the next, uh, two weeks, correct Peaches?
Yeah, next two weeks, December 19th at 10:00 AM is when I'm cutting off all the forms. And everybody who's signed up or everybody who's also won will be all put into one big bowl to try to win this guitar.
So, you know, you can get lots of extra entries if you're listening for that sounder. It'll tell you to call now, and when you hear it, be caller number 20 and you will be entered again-
On-
... to win this guitar.
All I know is the, if the guitar goes missing, you'll know I left for good.
[laughs] That's, yeah. The co- guitar is gone, Peaches is gone as well.
I had to throw in another Bad Omens song-
[laughs]
... joke in there.
So Bad Omens, Halestorm, Sleep Theory, Never Tell, and Fall Out Boy have all signed this guitar. It'll look beautiful hanging on your wall.
I'm gonna dethrone the winner and take it for myself. [laughs]
Oh. [laughs] And, uh, yeah, it's, uh, like I said, the coolest guitar as far as the bands that are on it that I believe we have.
We'll, we'll, uh, upload a video of us holding this in the, uh, on our KBear TikTok, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, check that out there and probably YouTube, and we'll post the video all over the place. But if you wanna win, you gotta listen and you gotta sign up once in each app, and it's gonna be really fun to hook somebody up with that as an early Christmas present from KBear. Thanks to The Advocates. Ben was, uh, actually with us at the show that Bada- Bad Omens signed the guitar. So, yeah, I, I know he was stoked that we hung onto that one for something special. So The Advocates and KBear hooking you up with Merry Axemas. Get all the details by firing up our apps, get yourself signed up, and if you're lucky, you'll win. We should probably listen to some Bad Omens, huh? What do you think, Peaches?
Um, I was trying to think of a way to sneak in another title, but I, I can't.
[laughs] Well, we have a lot of Bad Omens in the system. What song do you wanna hear?
Um, Artificial Suicide.
All right.
Let's do a heavy one.
Let's do it. All right, get in to win everybody. Merry Axemas with The Advocates.
[playing guitar]
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