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Chad: The story of how the video game franchise

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Chad: Five Nights at Freddy's made its way into a

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Chad: video game companies, atari, and its

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Chad: founder, nolan Bushnell.

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Chad: Bushnell was born in 1942 in Utah and was

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Chad: Because it was the 1940s and he was in Utah,

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Chad: There he studied electrical engineering and

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Chad: While in college, bushnell worked at Lagoon

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Chad: the games department, constantly watching

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Chad: There Bushnell met Tad Dabney.

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Chad: They formed a friendship and Bushnell began

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Chad: to pitch the idea of the two opening a

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Chad: pizza parlor with electronic computer games

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Chad: that customers could play for entertainment.

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Chad: Bushnell took Dabney to the Sanford

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Chad: Artificial Intelligence Laboratory and

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Chad: showed him a video game called Spaceway.

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Chad: It was a relatively simple outer space

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Chad: Bushnell and Dabney thought, hey, let's rip

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Chad: that game off and make our own game just

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Chad: So that's what they did.

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Chad: In a game called Computer Space, they

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Chad: complexity of the gameplay.

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Chad: They needed something that drunks and bars

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Chad: something and they decided to create their

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Chad: tricky to spell and just bad branding.

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Chad: Bushnell turns out was a big fan of the

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Chad: ancient Chinese board game Go, which uses

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Chad: black and white pieces for each player.

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Chad: In that game there's a situation where a

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Chad: Bushnell suggested this name for their new

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Chad: company and the rest is history.

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Chad: Bushnell felt they should next go rip off a

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Chad: by Chicago Coin.

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Chad: Bushnell had seen the game frequently

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Chad: alan Alcorn, and thus was the origin of the

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Chad: As the company Atari evolved, bushnell and

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Chad: Dabney had differing opinions as to how the

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Chad: Bushnell bought out Dabney's share of the

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Chad: company Atari for $250,000 in 1973, landing

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Chad: Dabney the annual Pete Best Lifetime of

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Chad: In 1973, the demand for video games was

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Chad: Midway demanded exclusivity to Atari games

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Chad: aforementioned drunk people to play in bars

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Chad: Bushnell got an idea Say what if we

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Chad: secretly start another company and make rip

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Chad: off games of our own Atari games and then

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Chad: we market those games to other companies to

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Chad: You market the same game to two different

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Chad: exclusive deal, and that, my friends, is

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Chad: what you call a loophole.

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Chad: Later, atari ended up absorbing that shadow

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Chad: company they created and by 1975, atari

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Chad: began to create a home console for sale

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Chad: that people could play, titled the Atari

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Chad: It was one of the greatest home video

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Chad: That console sold for $199.

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Chad: You got two joysticks, the game Combat

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Chad: where two square tanks shot square bullets

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Chad: There were four total games you could play

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Chad: Pretty fancy, right.

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Chad: Bushnell ultimately went to Warner

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Chad: Communications in 1976 to get some backing

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Chad: to help manufacture the console and really

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Chad: The console, it turns out, was a huge

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Chad: Just ask any kid from the 1980s and they'll

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Chad: This led to Atari releasing their next

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Chad: generation console, the Atari 5200, and

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Chad: that was a big flop because it wasn't

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Chad: backward, compatible with all those Atari

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Chad: During this time, two wide-eyed young

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Chad: Their names Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak

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Chad: previous Atari employees.

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Chad: At the time Bushnell and Atari had their

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Chad: sights set on the growth of the video game,

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Chad: arcade and home gaming consoles, not a

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Chad: Later Steve Jobs offered Bushnell a

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Chad: I'm sure later in life, hearing this, it

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Chad: made his previous partner Dabney overflow

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Chad: with shodden Freud.

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Chad: What does all this have to do with Five

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Chad: I'm getting to that, just be patient.

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Chad: Now remember how Bushnell had dreams of

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Chad: He wanted to open up pizza parlors as a

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Chad: Well, that idea didn't go away and in 1977,

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Chad: he opened the Pizza Time Theater in San

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Chad: Jose with financial backing from Warner

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Chad: Bushnell was a big fan of Disney

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Chad: animatronics as found in the Country Bear

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Chad: Bushnell was no stranger to ripping off

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Chad: other people's ideas and he wanted a

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Chad: similar experience in his family-friendly

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Chad: pizza parlor video game restaurant.

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Chad: Bushnell reached out to Harold Goldbrandson

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Chad: who created adult-sized mascot costumes.

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Chad: The two met, they hit it off and Bushnell

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Chad: visited Goldbrandson's company Fantasy

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Chad: Forest, where Bushnell purchased a costume

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Chad: that he believed to be a coyote.

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Chad: That would be his new restaurant's mascot

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Chad: Coyote Pizza Bushnell.

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Chad: team realized that the coyote had a long

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Chad: peak tail and was in fact a rat costume Not

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Chad: something you want associated with a pizza

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Chad: Theater presents the most incredible pizza

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Chuck E Cheese: Okay, people, here we go to the great All

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Comercial Announcer: Theater pizza's never been so much fun.

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Chad: How can anybody resist that, ad right?

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Chad: So Bushnell doubled down and dedicated all

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Chad: Why does that sound like that?

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Chad: How can anybody resist that right?

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Chad: So Showbiz Pizza now owns Chuck E Cheese

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Chad: The company kept its head down and remained

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Chad: of 2020, which is sad for people of a

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Chad: Chuck E Cheese and Showbiz Pizza place were

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Chad: involves stealing competitor's technology

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Chad: and ideas, leading to success, failure,

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Chad: resentment and, ultimately, retaliatory

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Chad: murder of children.

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Chad: Oh my god.

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Chad: Five Nights at Freddy's takes place in

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Chad: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, a substitute for

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Chad: Chuck E Cheese.

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Chad: The entertainment is led by the

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Chad: restaurant's namesake, cuddly Freddy

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Chad: Fazbear.

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Chad: Joining him is Bonnie, a purple bunny,

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Chad: chica, a yellow baby chick, and Foxy, a red

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Chad: pirate fox.

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Chad: Now I watched a 90 minute overview of Five

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Chad: Nights at Freddy's history on YouTube, and

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Chad: this backstory's complexity is comparable

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Chad: to the film Inception.

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Chad: Conceiving a child with the movie Momento

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Chad: and then giving it up for adoption to be

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Chad: raised by that third Pirates of the

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Chad: Caribbean movie.

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Chad: It is, to say the least, complex.

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Chad: The heightened interest in this backstory

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Chad: led to fan fiction and fan theories and fan

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Chad: fights on the internet speculating on the

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Chad: hoos and what's and why's of this evolving

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Chad: complexity surrounding horror and pizza and

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Chad: robots that kill people.

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Chad: All of this is chronicled across a series

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Chad: of at current count, eleven books.

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Chad: But hey, you know whatever it takes to get

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Chad: kids to read.

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Chad: Am I right?

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Chad: I'm right.

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Hollywood Producer: With something this popular, it was

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Hollywood Producer: inevitable that Hollywood producers started

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Hollywood Producer: sniffing around saying I hear a bunch of

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Hollywood Producer: computer nerds really like this Freddy Five

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Hollywood Producer: Nights telephone video game.

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Hollywood Producer: I'm sure the boys in the writer's rooms

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Hollywood Producer: could swap together a treatment to get

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Hollywood Producer: those pasty-skinned weirdos out of their

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Hollywood Producer: mother's basement and into movie theaters

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Hollywood Producer: to scream their heads off while we laugh

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Hollywood Producer: all the way to the bank.

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Hollywood Producer: Someone fetch me a hundred dollar bill.

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Chad: I need to light this oversized cigar.

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Chad: And so it was.

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Chad: In 2015, it was announced that Warner

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Chad: Brothers picked up the rights to make Five

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Chad: Nights at Freddy's into a major motion

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Chad: picture.

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Chad: Famed entertainment moguls Jeffrey

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Chad: Katzenberg and Roy Lee saw early success

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Chad: with the horror movies the Ring and the

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Chad: Grudge, and they were attached to bring

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Chad: this video game to the big screen.

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Chad: To help with the script was Seth Graham

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Chad: Smith, who wrote Pride and Prejudice and

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Chad: Zombies, as well as Abraham Lincoln,

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Chad: vampire Hunter.

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Chad: In January of 2017, the game's creator

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Chad: Colfam said the movie was on hold, but then,

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Chad: two months later, he said just kidding, we

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Chad: gotta deal with Blumhouse Productions.

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Chad: Are they the only production company that's

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Chad: allowed to make horror movies anymore?

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Chad: They are Great.

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Chad: Alright, good for them.

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Chad: Early on, gil Keenan, the guy behind the

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Chad: animated film Monster House, was set to

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Chad: direct, but that fell through.

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Chad: By 2018, it was announced that Chris

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Chad: Columbus, the guy who directed Home Alone,

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Chad: would come in and direct the movie with a

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Chad: planned release of 2020.

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Chad: But by the end of 2018, the script for the

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Chad: movie wasn't really coming together and it

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Chad: was announced that it would be delayed

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Chad: further and would not hit screens until

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Chad: 2021.

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Chad: And then, shortly after that, chris

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Chad: Columbus was no longer attached to direct.

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Chad: Following that, emma Tammy was brought in

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Chad: to direct the movie and she would also be

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Chad: co-writing it with the game's creator,

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Chad: colfam, along with Seth Kuddleback.

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Chad: As we all know, there are many opinionated

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Chad: people on the internet and some of them

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Chad: have very strong opinions about the Five

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Chad: Nights at Freddy's video game franchise,

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Chad: and I wish all of them the best of luck in

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Chad: making this into a successful feature film.

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Chad: The talented crew over at Jim Hinton's

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Chad: Creature Shop.

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Chad: They were brought in to help bring the

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Chad: stalking and murderous Pizza mascot

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Chad: animatronics to life and, from what I've

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Chad: seen in the trailer, they look pretty good

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Chad: To star in the movie.

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Chad: Josh Hutcherson was cast to play the

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Chad: security guard, mike Schmidt.

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Chad: Hutcherson played the role of Pita in the

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Chad: Hunger Games movies.

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Chad: Fun fact, hutcherson did the voice of the

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Chad: main kid in the holiday classic the Polar

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Chad: Express, a movie that gives some people,

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Chad: including Mr Bo Ransodale, nightmares.

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Chad: Along with Hutcherson, the movie cast

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Chad: horror movie veteran and spooky monster

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Chad: expert, matthew Lillard.

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Chad: Matthew Lillard, of course, starred in the

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Chad: screen movies and he was the face and voice

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Chad: of Shaggy in countless Scooby-Doo, live

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Chad: action and animated shorts and feature

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Chad: films.

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Chad: Lillard plays the movie's main villain,

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Chad: william Afton.

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Chad: Rounding out the cast is Mary Stewart

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Chad: Masterson, if that name rings a bell.

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Chad: She was in the film Fried Green Tomatoes

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Chad: and co-starred with Johnny Depp in the

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Chad: movie Benny in June.

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Chad: Remember her?

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Chad: If not, gosh grandparents, they'll tell you

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Chad: all about her.

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Chad: Due to the impact of the global pandemic,

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Chad: filming was delayed until March of 2021.

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Chad: All of these delays allowed two copycat

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Chad: films to be released with similar robot

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Chad: mascots killing innocent people.

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Chad: One was the Banana Splits, a movie based on

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Chad: the Hannah Barbera Saturday morning live

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Chad: action show from the 70s.

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Chad: In this movie, a family attends a live

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Chad: taping of the Banana Splits Children's

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Chad: television show, but they're forced to

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Chad: survive in the studio as all of the

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Chad: characters go haywire and start a killing

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Chad: spree involving audience members.

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Chad: There was also Willys Wonderland, which

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Chad: starred Nicolas Cage as a quiet drifter who

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Chad: takes a job as a janitor at the condemned

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Chad: Willys Wonderland, a defunct family

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Chad: entertainment restaurant where demonic

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Chad: animatronics come to life and start killing

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Chad: people.

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Chad: As the team behind Five Nights at Freddy's

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Chad: watch these imitators come and go, they

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Chad: struggle with getting their movie into

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Chad: production.

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Chad: More issues with the script push filming

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Chad: back all the way to February of 2023, where

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Chad: then, finally, cameras started rolling in

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Chad: New Orleans under the covert title Bad

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Chad: Cupcake, an unfinished trailer was leaked

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Chad: on the internet on May 7th of 2023, much to

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Chad: the displeasure of Cawthon, the game's

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Chad: creator.

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Chad: The full trailer was ultimately made

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Chad: available 10 days later and audiences got

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Chad: their first look at Freddy Fazbear, bonnie,

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Chad: chica and Foxy, and.

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Chad: The early responses to the trailer were

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Chad: mostly positive, with small but notable

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Chad: callouts from a sharp-eyed, devoted fanbase

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Chad: noting inconsistencies with their

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Chad: expectations.

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Chad: How did the movie perform at the box office?

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Chad: Well, I don't really know.

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Chad: This introduction is being recorded before

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Chad: the movie lands in theaters, as well as on

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Chad: the Paramount Plus streaming surface on the

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Chad: exact same day.

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Chad: A pretty bold move on the part of Paramount,

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Chad: letting a movie release in theaters and on

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Chad: streaming.

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Chad: We'll see how that plays out.

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Chad: The movie was tagged with a PG-13 rating,

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Chad: following in the footsteps of the Blumhouse

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Chad: hit film Megan, featured in this very

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Chad: season.

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Chad: This more tame rating will allow the film

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Chad: to reach a broader and younger film-going

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Chad: audience.

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Chad: Producers did announce that, if the movie

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Chad: is a success, a second and third movie will

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Chad: be released, each based on the second and

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Chad: third games in the franchise.

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Chad: Will the ever-delayed Five Nights at

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Chad: Freddy's movie be a success?

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Chad: Will the wait for the live-action

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Chad: adaptation pay off with a quality

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Chad: production and will it meet the

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Chad: expectations of FNAF video game and

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Chad: internet commentators once released?

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Chad: To answer those questions in order yes,

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Chad: maybe, and absolutely not.

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Chad: You know what?

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Chad: Let's not waste any more time and get Mr Bo

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Chad: Ransdale in here to discuss this movie in

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Chad: way too much detail to see if it's any good.

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Chad: Ladies and gentlemen, freddy's and Chica's,

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Chad: put down your keyboard and mouse, grab a

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Chad: slice and settle in as we try to survive

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Chad: Five Nights at Freddy's.

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Pick Six Bot: Initiate sequence number two in three two,

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Pick Six Bot: one.

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Chad: And welcome to Pick Six Movies.

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Chad: I am human number one, chad Cooper, and I'm

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Chad: joined by my lifelong friend, human number

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Chad: two, mr Bo Ransdale.

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Chad: Bo, how are you doing today?

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Bo: As human as I've ever been Chad, feeling

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Bo: corporeal, sentient, all of the things that

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Bo: make up humanity.

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Chad: It is a strange time to be alive, my friend.

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Bo: Absolutely, if I can, before we get started

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Bo: on our shenanigans.

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Bo: Yes, all right.

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Chad: So we're talking about Five Nights at

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Chad: Freddy's, which is one of the more recent

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Chad: movies we've ever Only movie we've ever

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Chad: done that is actually playing in a theater

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Chad: at the time of this recording.

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Chad: Against all good thinking.

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Bo: Yes, it is in a movie theater and you could

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Bo: pay to go see this.

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Bo: Yes, one thing that I found interesting is

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Bo: I was listening to another podcast I enjoy

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Bo: about movies.

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Bo: They were really scratching their heads

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Bo: over the fact that this was the number one

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Bo: movie in the country the weekend that it

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Bo: opened, to which I thought then you don't

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Bo: have any interaction with children

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Bo: whatsoever.

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Bo: No, because as soon as this thing was

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Bo: announced that was coming out in a few

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Bo: weeks, all I heard was the talk of the Five

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Bo: Nights at Freddy's movie.

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Bo: Kids lost their damn mind Every single one

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Bo: of them.

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Bo: When I told one of the kids that I was

737
0:27:40,749 --> 0:27:42,678
Bo: going to be seeing it and tell them I was

738
0:27:42,698 --> 0:27:44,425
Bo: going to watch it in my underwear at home,

739
0:27:44,505 --> 0:27:46,976
Bo: right Kids that I had in class when I told

740
0:27:46,996 --> 0:27:48,743
Bo: them I was going to watch it, either said I

741
0:27:48,783 --> 0:27:51,334
Bo: was their cool teacher or bemoaned the fact

742
0:27:51,394 --> 0:27:53,000
Bo: that their parents were not taking them to

743
0:27:53,020 --> 0:27:53,662
Bo: the movies.

744
0:27:53,922 --> 0:27:56,047
Bo: Just hearing the buzz among children, I

745
0:27:56,147 --> 0:27:58,853
Bo: knew this thing was going to be huge.

746
0:27:58,980 --> 0:28:02,266
Chad: What I find most interesting is the chasm

747
0:28:02,466 --> 0:28:06,013
Chad: between Rotten Tomatoes' critic scores and

748
0:28:06,133 --> 0:28:08,303
Chad: Rotten Tomatoes' audience scores, because

749
0:28:08,343 --> 0:28:11,470
Chad: this movie currently has a 28% freshness

750
0:28:11,510 --> 0:28:14,704
Chad: rating by the critics Too high, 89% for

751
0:28:14,905 --> 0:28:15,466
Chad: audiences.

752
0:28:15,506 --> 0:28:17,770
Chad: Yeah, and you see that a lot, especially

753
0:28:17,831 --> 0:28:21,406
Chad: for movies that are financially successful.

754
0:28:21,647 --> 0:28:24,596
Chad: That Super Mario Bros movie just came in

755
0:28:24,636 --> 0:28:26,661
Chad: below the freshness bar by the critics with

756
0:28:26,721 --> 0:28:27,462
Chad: 59%.

757
0:28:27,862 --> 0:28:30,085
Chad: 95% of audiences loved it.

758
0:28:30,466 --> 0:28:35,033
Chad: That haunted mansion movie 37% critics, 84%

759
0:28:35,253 --> 0:28:35,794
Chad: audiences.

760
0:28:35,954 --> 0:28:40,323
Chad: The Meg 2, 28% critics, 73% audience.

761
0:28:40,770 --> 0:28:42,093
Bo: None of this is surprising to me.

762
0:28:42,213 --> 0:28:44,438
Bo: First of all, I saw Meg 2 and there is

763
0:28:44,538 --> 0:28:46,301
Bo: plenty of stupid out there in the world to

764
0:28:46,341 --> 0:28:47,584
Bo: think that movie is pretty good.

765
0:28:47,910 --> 0:28:51,317
Bo: That's one of those that has a brisk enough

766
0:28:51,397 --> 0:28:53,661
Bo: pace in the movie that you don't realize

767
0:28:53,681 --> 0:28:55,284
Bo: you're watching a terrible movie until it's

768
0:28:55,384 --> 0:28:55,544
Bo: over.

769
0:28:55,710 --> 0:28:58,155
Chad: I saw that movie in the theaters with my

770
0:28:58,235 --> 0:29:00,640
Chad: son and about the two-thirds mark I thought

771
0:29:00,801 --> 0:29:02,043
Chad: aren't there supposed to be sharks in this

772
0:29:02,083 --> 0:29:02,324
Chad: movie?

773
0:29:02,610 --> 0:29:03,312
Chad: No, shit.

774
0:29:03,412 --> 0:29:04,675
Bo: It's like when did this become?

775
0:29:04,895 --> 0:29:06,398
Bo: Meg 2, the Dinosaurs?

776
0:29:06,719 --> 0:29:08,643
Bo: Yeah, but that's kind of what I love about

777
0:29:08,683 --> 0:29:08,723
Bo: it.

778
0:29:08,810 --> 0:29:10,935
Bo: Like it took a real Skull Island approach

779
0:29:11,215 --> 0:29:12,358
Bo: where it's like, wait a second, isn't there

780
0:29:12,378 --> 0:29:14,322
Bo: a King Kong in this King Kong Skull Island

781
0:29:14,362 --> 0:29:14,863
Bo: at some point?

782
0:29:14,970 --> 0:29:15,832
Bo: But I'm okay with that.

783
0:29:15,872 --> 0:29:17,656
Bo: Like you throw enough weird shit at the

784
0:29:17,696 --> 0:29:21,203
Bo: screen and I'm at least entertained, right.

785
0:29:21,470 --> 0:29:23,815
Bo: And so Meg 2, let me just say this for the

786
0:29:23,855 --> 0:29:26,300
Bo: record Meg 2, a better movie than Five

787
0:29:26,320 --> 0:29:27,022
Bo: Nights at Freddy's.

788
0:29:27,222 --> 0:29:27,883
Bo: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

789
0:29:28,110 --> 0:29:30,398
Bo: I mean it's a super low bar but it's better.

790
0:29:30,590 --> 0:29:33,095
Bo: But yeah, all you had to do was just be

791
0:29:33,495 --> 0:29:35,679
Bo: anywhere near a child or a teenage or

792
0:29:35,739 --> 0:29:37,403
Bo: something like that to understand that this

793
0:29:37,443 --> 0:29:38,424
Bo: movie was a phenomenon.

794
0:29:38,570 --> 0:29:40,417
Bo: I've played the games a little bit.

795
0:29:41,191 --> 0:29:43,698
Bo: I started in on that lore deep dive on

796
0:29:43,758 --> 0:29:44,259
Bo: YouTube.

797
0:29:44,380 --> 0:29:44,981
Bo: It's crazy.

798
0:29:45,070 --> 0:29:47,135
Bo: And I watched the first one and I was like,

799
0:29:47,376 --> 0:29:48,760
Bo: yeah, I was like this is all bullshit, I

800
0:29:48,780 --> 0:29:49,682
Bo: don't care about any of this.

801
0:29:50,051 --> 0:29:50,895
Bo: So I stopped.

802
0:29:51,170 --> 0:29:53,258
Chad: It reeks of conspiracy theory.

803
0:29:53,370 --> 0:29:55,035
Chad: They're filling in a lot of gaps and

804
0:29:55,156 --> 0:29:56,400
Chad: connecting dots.

805
0:29:57,131 --> 0:29:59,275
Chad: It's their own personal video game,

806
0:29:59,356 --> 0:30:00,598
Chad: warshack, test of.

807
0:30:00,839 --> 0:30:02,542
Chad: Yes, there's something here, but how did

808
0:30:02,562 --> 0:30:02,963
Chad: you see?

809
0:30:03,043 --> 0:30:05,838
Bo: that it's very JFK conspiracy theory.

810
0:30:06,370 --> 0:30:08,658
Bo: There's a lot of magic bullet shit in there

811
0:30:08,971 --> 0:30:10,595
Bo: and you know Michael Rooker needs to be

812
0:30:10,635 --> 0:30:12,260
Bo: there, being the voice of reason.

813
0:30:12,630 --> 0:30:13,313
Bo: This can't happen.

814
0:30:15,151 --> 0:30:16,901
Chad: Let's talk about this movie because there's

815
0:30:16,941 --> 0:30:18,330
Chad: a lot to say about this.

816
0:30:18,450 --> 0:30:20,575
Chad: So the movie opens up and we get the

817
0:30:20,755 --> 0:30:23,702
Chad: Blumhouse intro showing that panoply of

818
0:30:23,762 --> 0:30:26,598
Chad: horror IPs that they now have their claws

819
0:30:26,678 --> 0:30:26,979
Chad: into.

820
0:30:27,690 --> 0:30:30,376
Chad: The movie opens proper and we see a

821
0:30:30,416 --> 0:30:32,781
Chad: security guard using his fingers to loosen

822
0:30:32,862 --> 0:30:35,436
Chad: some bolts that are holding an air vent

823
0:30:35,496 --> 0:30:36,800
Chad: cover in place.

824
0:30:36,950 --> 0:30:40,320
Chad: Now, bo, I am not trained in HVAC repair.

825
0:30:40,591 --> 0:30:41,675
Chad: This is widely known.

826
0:30:42,290 --> 0:30:44,835
Chad: But let me just say that movies have

827
0:30:44,895 --> 0:30:48,662
Chad: continuously grossly overestimated the size

828
0:30:48,722 --> 0:30:51,463
Chad: of air vents and the ability of people to

829
0:30:51,523 --> 0:30:52,490
Chad: crawl around them.

830
0:30:52,711 --> 0:30:54,256
Bo: We've seen it this season already with

831
0:30:54,296 --> 0:30:55,039
Bo: chopping ball.

832
0:30:55,250 --> 0:30:58,073
Chad: Die Hard, did it proper Now Five Nights at

833
0:30:58,113 --> 0:30:58,834
Chad: Freddy's air.

834
0:30:58,895 --> 0:31:01,561
Chad: Vents are meant to circulate air, not

835
0:31:01,661 --> 0:31:02,283
Chad: people.

836
0:31:02,450 --> 0:31:04,417
Chad: And they also don't serve as, like Super

837
0:31:04,457 --> 0:31:06,684
Chad: Mario Brother, tubes to get you from one

838
0:31:06,745 --> 0:31:07,507
Chad: place to another.

839
0:31:07,668 --> 0:31:10,302
Chad: At best, bo, a small child might be able to

840
0:31:10,342 --> 0:31:11,550
Chad: crawl through an air vent.

841
0:31:11,650 --> 0:31:14,177
Chad: Not one of these porker kids I see riding

842
0:31:14,197 --> 0:31:16,042
Chad: their e-scooters around my neighborhood.

843
0:31:16,090 --> 0:31:18,437
Chad: Maybe one of them, simon Birch-sized kids,

844
0:31:18,577 --> 0:31:20,021
Chad: could crawl around in an air vent.

845
0:31:20,271 --> 0:31:22,999
Bo: Absolutely not a full-sized adult security

846
0:31:23,059 --> 0:31:25,434
Bo: guard Every time I try to squeeze my fat

847
0:31:25,514 --> 0:31:26,416
Bo: ass into an air vent.

848
0:31:26,657 --> 0:31:29,082
Bo: I do, however, make the Super Mario

849
0:31:29,102 --> 0:31:32,096
Bo: Brothers beom, beom, beom noise as if I'm

850
0:31:32,137 --> 0:31:34,342
Bo: going to find myself in a cave full of gems.

851
0:31:34,570 --> 0:31:37,035
Chad: Every time I sit down in a seat in a movie

852
0:31:37,096 --> 0:31:39,982
Chad: theater I'm like whoa, the diet starts

853
0:31:40,142 --> 0:31:40,843
Chad: tomorrow.

854
0:31:42,180 --> 0:31:45,577
Bo: Oh yeah, man, I'm around high school school

855
0:31:45,617 --> 0:31:46,721
Bo: desks all day long.

856
0:31:46,931 --> 0:31:48,637
Bo: Every time I got to cram my fat ass into

857
0:31:48,717 --> 0:31:52,039
Bo: one of those, like, oh geez, this was not

858
0:31:52,079 --> 0:31:55,450
Bo: made for people of my girth and or height.

859
0:31:55,931 --> 0:31:56,774
Chad: Hey, hey, hey.

860
0:31:56,814 --> 0:31:58,459
Chad: I think they sent the middle school desks

861
0:31:58,539 --> 0:31:59,281
Chad: to the high school.

862
0:31:59,491 --> 0:31:59,972
Chad: What's going?

863
0:32:00,053 --> 0:32:00,876
Bo: on here, right?

864
0:32:01,390 --> 0:32:03,397
Bo: Why do you have so much room in your desk

865
0:32:03,537 --> 0:32:04,580
Bo: and mine is so tight?

866
0:32:05,031 --> 0:32:06,276
Bo: Switch desks with me.

867
0:32:06,670 --> 0:32:09,911
Chad: Hey, I think you swapped one out on me, so

868
0:32:09,971 --> 0:32:12,576
Chad: we have to have a touch of suspension, of

869
0:32:12,656 --> 0:32:16,203
Chad: disbelief with this air vent situation,

870
0:32:16,610 --> 0:32:18,476
Chad: which is not my biggest issue with this

871
0:32:18,516 --> 0:32:19,900
Chad: movie because we're about to delve into

872
0:32:20,410 --> 0:32:23,159
Chad: ghost children possessing robots.

873
0:32:23,370 --> 0:32:25,635
Chad: We're far beyond calling shenanigans when

874
0:32:25,655 --> 0:32:28,402
Chad: it comes to real world comparisons to air

875
0:32:28,442 --> 0:32:29,023
Chad: vent sizes.

876
0:32:29,190 --> 0:32:31,155
Chad: I will say my biggest complaint with this

877
0:32:31,235 --> 0:32:34,543
Chad: movie overall is that it creates a world

878
0:32:34,670 --> 0:32:38,057
Chad: propped up by loosely connected plot points

879
0:32:38,257 --> 0:32:41,423
Chad: that fail to deliver a larger, cohesive

880
0:32:41,523 --> 0:32:41,904
Chad: story.

881
0:32:42,091 --> 0:32:43,336
Bo: I don't disagree with that.

882
0:32:43,551 --> 0:32:46,741
Bo: I have a very specific moment in this movie

883
0:32:46,922 --> 0:32:49,129
Bo: where I cry bullshit and the rest of the

884
0:32:49,169 --> 0:32:50,434
Bo: movie doesn't work for me.

885
0:32:50,634 --> 0:32:51,397
Bo: But we'll get to it.

886
0:32:51,437 --> 0:32:52,179
Bo: We're not quite there.

887
0:32:52,470 --> 0:32:56,440
Chad: This movie reminded me of watching improv,

888
0:32:56,580 --> 0:32:57,663
Chad: but without the jokes.

889
0:32:58,010 --> 0:33:00,235
Chad: Every single character in this movie says

890
0:33:00,315 --> 0:33:03,221
Chad: something unexpected and bizarre and the

891
0:33:03,422 --> 0:33:06,176
Chad: other person immediately greets it with a

892
0:33:06,476 --> 0:33:09,554
Chad: yes and there are some conversations

893
0:33:09,634 --> 0:33:12,061
Chad: between the Mike character in Vanessa.

894
0:33:12,261 --> 0:33:12,522
Chad: Yeah.

895
0:33:12,630 --> 0:33:14,317
Bo: That are very much what you're talking

896
0:33:14,337 --> 0:33:14,578
Bo: about.

897
0:33:14,670 --> 0:33:17,416
Chad: Like ghost children, you say and and the

898
0:33:17,617 --> 0:33:20,002
Chad: robots come to life at night and bake

899
0:33:20,102 --> 0:33:21,915
Chad: birthday cakes, because it's your birthday,

900
0:33:22,116 --> 0:33:25,899
Chad: yes, and my grandmother is, yes and it's

901
0:33:26,280 --> 0:33:26,802
Chad: nonsense.

902
0:33:26,890 --> 0:33:29,297
Bo: But to get to this guy in the vent he comes

903
0:33:29,377 --> 0:33:31,162
Bo: out in this storeroom, uh-huh.

904
0:33:31,330 --> 0:33:31,892
Bo: Then we start to.

905
0:33:32,032 --> 0:33:33,396
Bo: One is way through the back halls, because

906
0:33:33,657 --> 0:33:36,234
Bo: the back of Freddie Fosbears pizza

907
0:33:36,274 --> 0:33:39,403
Bo: wonderland is this labyrinth of hallways

908
0:33:39,584 --> 0:33:42,995
Bo: and rooms and it's three times the size of

909
0:33:43,035 --> 0:33:44,500
Bo: the restaurant itself.

910
0:33:44,690 --> 0:33:47,076
Bo: We start seeing all these flashes of pastel

911
0:33:47,237 --> 0:33:49,622
Bo: light and there's music playing that song,

912
0:33:49,991 --> 0:33:52,437
Bo: I hear the secrets that you keep, which is

913
0:33:52,497 --> 0:33:55,211
Bo: the, in quotes, creepy song of the movie we

914
0:33:55,251 --> 0:33:57,998
Bo: see in silhouette a shape somewhere behind

915
0:33:58,039 --> 0:33:59,001
Bo: him, like following him.

916
0:33:59,250 --> 0:34:01,475
Bo: And then he comes to this gated security

917
0:34:01,535 --> 0:34:04,602
Bo: door and can't get it open and it's a real

918
0:34:04,662 --> 0:34:06,075
Bo: hole I can't get out of here.

919
0:34:06,330 --> 0:34:08,517
Bo: And then the camera zooms in on him and he

920
0:34:08,557 --> 0:34:09,660
Bo: turns and screams.

921
0:34:09,910 --> 0:34:11,415
Bo: And this is when he wakes up in that chair

922
0:34:11,435 --> 0:34:12,800
Bo: where he's trying to get the screw off

923
0:34:13,050 --> 0:34:15,196
Bo: Again, another big screw that he's trying

924
0:34:15,256 --> 0:34:17,882
Bo: to free himself with as Chad.

925
0:34:18,110 --> 0:34:20,778
Bo: This animatronic bear mask is being lowered

926
0:34:20,858 --> 0:34:21,581
Bo: onto his face.

927
0:34:21,790 --> 0:34:23,797
Bo: Outwardly it's a stuffed animal bear.

928
0:34:24,078 --> 0:34:28,218
Bo: Inside it is a saw trap of spinning blades

929
0:34:28,639 --> 0:34:30,503
Bo: and saws and stuff.

930
0:34:30,643 --> 0:34:32,794
Bo: Yeah, it's like what on earth was the

931
0:34:32,914 --> 0:34:35,200
Bo: purpose of this other than to destroy a

932
0:34:35,280 --> 0:34:35,981
Bo: human face?

933
0:34:36,062 --> 0:34:38,035
Bo: I guess, I guess that's it.

934
0:34:38,176 --> 0:34:40,184
Bo: And then he tries to get out but fails.

935
0:34:40,325 --> 0:34:42,296
Bo: And then we cut away, of course, because

936
0:34:42,458 --> 0:34:44,110
Bo: the other big problem with this movie I

937
0:34:44,130 --> 0:34:45,515
Bo: understand that this is intended for

938
0:34:45,555 --> 0:34:48,052
Bo: children, but given the subject matter, the

939
0:34:48,153 --> 0:34:51,272
Bo: bloodless nature of it is strike the death

940
0:34:51,352 --> 0:34:54,680
Bo: count is only five, because it's him and

941
0:34:54,700 --> 0:34:55,822
Bo: then our four hooligans.

942
0:34:56,171 --> 0:34:56,995
Bo: The aunt.

943
0:34:57,391 --> 0:34:58,295
Chad: No, we don't know for sure.

944
0:34:58,611 --> 0:35:00,280
Chad: She might just be passed out on the floor

945
0:35:00,340 --> 0:35:02,953
Chad: from a little glug glug, and maybe Matthew

946
0:35:02,993 --> 0:35:05,978
Chad: Lillard, no he signed up for three films.

947
0:35:06,138 --> 0:35:06,921
Bo: God bless him.

948
0:35:07,030 --> 0:35:08,777
Bo: Like I love Matthew Lillard, I think he's

949
0:35:08,837 --> 0:35:09,531
Bo: great Bo.

950
0:35:09,571 --> 0:35:10,977
Chad: this is a Blumhouse production.

951
0:35:11,070 --> 0:35:13,177
Chad: We're going to see five more, five nights

952
0:35:13,238 --> 0:35:13,679
Chad: at Freddy's.

953
0:35:13,891 --> 0:35:15,417
Chad: There's going to be the Chica movie.

954
0:35:15,490 --> 0:35:17,698
Chad: There's going to be the backstory of Foxy.

955
0:35:18,050 --> 0:35:19,877
Chad: There's going to be an animated series.

956
0:35:20,110 --> 0:35:23,019
Chad: They are going to squeeze this for all it's

957
0:35:23,100 --> 0:35:23,360
Chad: worth.

958
0:35:23,510 --> 0:35:24,995
Bo: That's good to hear because that's a bunch

959
0:35:25,035 --> 0:35:26,651
Bo: of movies I don't ever have to see and that

960
0:35:26,671 --> 0:35:27,756
Bo: feels liberating.

961
0:35:28,250 --> 0:35:31,257
Chad: So we cut back to the dining room where we

962
0:35:31,317 --> 0:35:34,251
Chad: get this rejected theme song to Stranger

963
0:35:34,332 --> 0:35:34,592
Chad: Things.

964
0:35:34,673 --> 0:35:37,040
Chad: It's this 80s inspired synthesizer beat

965
0:35:37,060 --> 0:35:38,595
Chad: that would make John Carpenter roll his

966
0:35:38,695 --> 0:35:38,816
Chad: eyes.

967
0:35:38,910 --> 0:35:40,635
Chad: And then the camera pans over to a wall

968
0:35:40,676 --> 0:35:43,553
Chad: covered with children's crayon drawings and

969
0:35:43,613 --> 0:35:46,000
Chad: their kids with all of the characters from

970
0:35:46,040 --> 0:35:48,577
Chad: the Five Nights at Freddy's stage show.

971
0:35:48,790 --> 0:35:50,515
Chad: And then it specifically zeros in on an

972
0:35:50,635 --> 0:35:53,372
Chad: image of a big yellow bunny holding hands

973
0:35:53,753 --> 0:35:54,977
Chad: with a group of kids.

974
0:35:55,610 --> 0:35:57,156
Chad: And then we cut to the opening credits of

975
0:35:57,196 --> 0:35:59,034
Chad: this movie Credits.

976
0:36:00,370 --> 0:36:02,401
Chad: We get a bunch of like eight bit or 16 bit

977
0:36:02,421 --> 0:36:04,913
Chad: video game graphics of the pizza parlor

978
0:36:05,034 --> 0:36:08,167
Chad: with four kids and then, one by one, we see

979
0:36:08,268 --> 0:36:10,253
Chad: the computer graphic version of the yellow

980
0:36:10,294 --> 0:36:13,481
Chad: bunny escort these eight bit kids off to go

981
0:36:13,541 --> 0:36:14,022
Chad: somewhere.

982
0:36:14,270 --> 0:36:15,455
Chad: This is foreshadowing, bo.

983
0:36:16,011 --> 0:36:18,197
Chad: Oh eventually that all the kids are gone

984
0:36:18,378 --> 0:36:20,372
Chad: and it just leaves the yellow bunny with a

985
0:36:20,412 --> 0:36:22,758
Chad: menacing look over his shoulder as the

986
0:36:22,798 --> 0:36:23,701
Chad: movie starts.

987
0:36:23,781 --> 0:36:26,378
Chad: Proper cut to our film's hero, mike.

988
0:36:26,590 --> 0:36:28,603
Chad: He wakes up at 6 am, bo, his alarm clock

989
0:36:28,666 --> 0:36:30,676
Chad: goes off and he's got a cassette tape

990
0:36:30,739 --> 0:36:32,654
Chad: player and he tosses a bottle of pills in

991
0:36:32,694 --> 0:36:33,215
Chad: his drawer.

992
0:36:33,456 --> 0:36:35,450
Chad: Been there, done that and he gets out of

993
0:36:35,470 --> 0:36:37,857
Chad: bed and the camera reveals that there is a

994
0:36:37,937 --> 0:36:40,772
Chad: poster taped to the ceiling above his bed,

995
0:36:40,933 --> 0:36:44,100
Chad: not of a sexy model, but of a forest, and

996
0:36:44,161 --> 0:36:46,375
Chad: in giant letters we read the word Nebraska.

997
0:36:46,495 --> 0:36:47,359
Bo: Man, whatever gets you off.

998
0:36:47,470 --> 0:36:48,936
Bo: What year does this movie take place?

999
0:36:49,130 --> 0:36:51,318
Bo: You took the question out of my mouth.

1000
0:36:52,130 --> 0:36:54,597
Bo: I still don't know and I'm surprised when

1001
0:36:54,657 --> 0:36:56,101
Bo: things show up in this movie.

1002
0:36:56,351 --> 0:36:58,241
Bo: There's a moment later in the film where

1003
0:36:58,261 --> 0:37:00,010
Bo: Vanessa says, well, this was big back in

1004
0:37:00,031 --> 0:37:00,492
Bo: the 80s.

1005
0:37:00,592 --> 0:37:02,217
Bo: And I'm like then, when the fuck is this

1006
0:37:02,277 --> 0:37:02,618
Bo: set?

1007
0:37:02,799 --> 0:37:04,913
Bo: Because, as you pointed out, he's got the

1008
0:37:05,134 --> 0:37:07,400
Bo: 80s style cassette tape player.

1009
0:37:07,460 --> 0:37:09,476
Bo: You know that Walkman style of cassette

1010
0:37:09,516 --> 0:37:09,998
Bo: tape thing.

1011
0:37:10,511 --> 0:37:12,478
Bo: Nobody's got a cell phone in this movie.

1012
0:37:12,770 --> 0:37:15,558
Chad: I think Max has one, and it's a flip phone.

1013
0:37:15,658 --> 0:37:17,732
Chad: According to the internet which who's ever

1014
0:37:17,832 --> 0:37:19,513
Chad: lied on the internet it's supposed to take

1015
0:37:19,553 --> 0:37:21,339
Chad: place in the year 2000.

1016
0:37:21,450 --> 0:37:23,456
Chad: I got that from the synopsis of the movie

1017
0:37:23,516 --> 0:37:25,812
Chad: over on Wikipedia, which is how they start

1018
0:37:25,832 --> 0:37:27,779
Chad: the description in the year 2000.

1019
0:37:27,890 --> 0:37:29,495
Chad: They didn't talk about that security guard

1020
0:37:29,515 --> 0:37:31,612
Chad: that got killed in the opening, because you

1021
0:37:31,652 --> 0:37:33,478
Chad: know why, bo, none of that matters.

1022
0:37:33,790 --> 0:37:35,515
Chad: Hey, filmmakers, here's a bright idea.

1023
0:37:35,756 --> 0:37:37,470
Chad: When you're making a movie is something is

1024
0:37:37,591 --> 0:37:39,376
Chad: irrelevant to every character in the film

1025
0:37:39,436 --> 0:37:40,860
Chad: and has nothing to do with your overall

1026
0:37:40,880 --> 0:37:42,857
Chad: plot, leave it on the cutting room floor.

1027
0:37:43,110 --> 0:37:44,957
Chad: It's garbage and a waste of time.

1028
0:37:45,150 --> 0:37:46,656
Bo: You know what setting is Chad?

1029
0:37:47,030 --> 0:37:50,278
Bo: It's a combination of time and place and I

1030
0:37:50,339 --> 0:37:52,231
Bo: know one of those things in this movie.

1031
0:37:52,452 --> 0:37:54,096
Bo: I never know the other thing and I'm not

1032
0:37:54,156 --> 0:37:55,861
Bo: doing fucking homework to figure it out.

1033
0:37:56,130 --> 0:37:58,077
Bo: I hate the fact that all through this week

1034
0:37:58,137 --> 0:37:59,040
Bo: I hate this movie so much.

1035
0:37:59,190 --> 0:38:01,256
Bo: I hate the fact that from begin season,

1036
0:38:01,276 --> 0:38:03,170
Bo: this movie I'm having that thought as soon

1037
0:38:03,190 --> 0:38:04,636
Bo: as I saw that tape recorder was like okay,

1038
0:38:04,656 --> 0:38:05,438
Bo: so when is this?

1039
0:38:05,790 --> 0:38:07,455
Bo: Yeah, it's never answered.

1040
0:38:07,495 --> 0:38:09,781
Bo: Chad at no point in the movie does somebody

1041
0:38:09,801 --> 0:38:11,654
Bo: say hey, it's the year 2000.

1042
0:38:11,694 --> 0:38:13,299
Bo: We don't believe in child ghost

1043
0:38:13,359 --> 0:38:15,633
Bo: animatronics like a throwaway line like

1044
0:38:15,753 --> 0:38:16,014
Bo: that.

1045
0:38:16,174 --> 0:38:18,380
Chad: At least tells me when your movie is set

1046
0:38:18,520 --> 0:38:20,312
Chad: while we're on the topic, why does that

1047
0:38:20,352 --> 0:38:21,677
Chad: poster say Nebraska?

1048
0:38:21,898 --> 0:38:24,556
Chad: Right, this is the only big forest poster

1049
0:38:24,636 --> 0:38:26,240
Chad: he could find to look at before he goes to

1050
0:38:26,320 --> 0:38:26,661
Chad: sleep.

1051
0:38:27,371 --> 0:38:30,680
Bo: Yeah, they only make Nebraska brand forest

1052
0:38:30,700 --> 0:38:31,201
Bo: posters.

1053
0:38:31,490 --> 0:38:33,597
Chad: Right, because when I think Nebraska, I

1054
0:38:33,637 --> 0:38:34,360
Chad: think forests.

1055
0:38:35,293 --> 0:38:37,455
Bo: Right, you think forests, obviously the

1056
0:38:37,495 --> 0:38:39,059
Bo: mountains, and green beans.

1057
0:38:39,260 --> 0:38:40,834
Bo: Those are the things that you associate

1058
0:38:40,874 --> 0:38:41,537
Bo: with Nebraska.

1059
0:38:41,830 --> 0:38:43,976
Bo: So this asshole, after doing some, you know

1060
0:38:44,017 --> 0:38:45,771
Bo: I got to pump myself up pushups because

1061
0:38:45,811 --> 0:38:48,178
Bo: he's like five, two and you know he's got

1062
0:38:48,218 --> 0:38:50,253
Bo: little person energy when he's just like

1063
0:38:50,314 --> 0:38:52,113
Bo: I'm super strong, see, yeah, but you're

1064
0:38:52,153 --> 0:38:53,498
Bo: also very compact.

1065
0:38:53,790 --> 0:38:55,736
Chad: But he doesn't really do anything overly

1066
0:38:55,877 --> 0:38:57,000
Chad: physical in the movie.

1067
0:38:57,210 --> 0:38:58,774
Chad: I don't get why we're showing him working

1068
0:38:58,875 --> 0:39:00,940
Chad: out to be like oh, that's how he's strong.

1069
0:39:01,101 --> 0:39:03,457
Chad: Yes, at best, maybe he opens a jar of

1070
0:39:03,497 --> 0:39:03,878
Chad: pickles.

1071
0:39:04,170 --> 0:39:05,997
Bo: Well, he beats a shit out of a dad here in

1072
0:39:06,037 --> 0:39:06,378
Bo: a minute.

1073
0:39:06,490 --> 0:39:07,475
Bo: I guess that's something.

1074
0:39:07,670 --> 0:39:09,638
Chad: Yeah, but you get that from just rage.

1075
0:39:09,910 --> 0:39:11,657
Chad: A little scrawny person can do that.

1076
0:39:11,958 --> 0:39:13,235
Chad: Yeah, get him pissed off enough.

1077
0:39:13,490 --> 0:39:15,037
Bo: Yeah, napoleon didn't have to do pushups,

1078
0:39:15,090 --> 0:39:16,135
Bo: he just conquered the world.

1079
0:39:16,350 --> 0:39:18,659
Bo: So he checks in on his sister, abby.

1080
0:39:18,930 --> 0:39:19,553
Bo: His sister.

1081
0:39:19,694 --> 0:39:20,993
Bo: You ask, oh yeah, they tell you that

1082
0:39:21,033 --> 0:39:22,619
Bo: halfway through the movie and I'm like what?

1083
0:39:23,010 --> 0:39:25,617
Chad: Every person who watches this movie

1084
0:39:25,857 --> 0:39:28,042
Chad: immediately thinks this is his daughter.

1085
0:39:28,290 --> 0:39:30,578
Chad: The other characters in the movie do also.

1086
0:39:30,970 --> 0:39:32,675
Chad: I like that the other characters in the

1087
0:39:32,735 --> 0:39:35,811
Chad: movie ask questions that we have already

1088
0:39:35,931 --> 0:39:39,139
Chad: posed, because they are as confused as we

1089
0:39:39,259 --> 0:39:40,001
Chad: are watching it.

1090
0:39:40,870 --> 0:39:42,955
Bo: But it would be great if they asked them

1091
0:39:43,076 --> 0:39:45,770
Bo: the same time I did, as opposed to, you

1092
0:39:45,790 --> 0:39:47,778
Bo: know, 30 minutes later, when I'm like, okay,

1093
0:39:48,272 --> 0:39:49,195
Bo: it's gotta be his daughter, right?

1094
0:39:49,255 --> 0:39:50,118
Bo: Okay, it's his daughter.

1095
0:39:50,250 --> 0:39:52,217
Bo: And now that has like concretized in my

1096
0:39:52,277 --> 0:39:52,719
Bo: mind.

1097
0:39:52,990 --> 0:39:54,173
Chad: You can do it right here, because Mike

1098
0:39:54,214 --> 0:39:56,950
Chad: comes into her room and he says hey, we're

1099
0:39:56,970 --> 0:39:59,217
Chad: leaving in five minutes and Abby, who's

1100
0:39:59,378 --> 0:40:00,973
Chad: about 10 years old, she says you're being a

1101
0:40:01,033 --> 0:40:01,374
Chad: jerk.

1102
0:40:01,474 --> 0:40:03,420
Chad: And she tosses a stuffed animal at him.

1103
0:40:03,550 --> 0:40:04,753
Chad: You just have micro spawned.

1104
0:40:04,954 --> 0:40:06,819
Chad: All sisters think their big brothers are

1105
0:40:06,860 --> 0:40:08,775
Chad: jerks and you just put that to rest right

1106
0:40:08,896 --> 0:40:09,197
Chad: there.

1107
0:40:09,450 --> 0:40:11,135
Bo: This is one of the most poorly written

1108
0:40:11,195 --> 0:40:13,671
Bo: movies we have seen in some time and it

1109
0:40:13,691 --> 0:40:15,498
Bo: took him forever to get it so wrong.

1110
0:40:15,670 --> 0:40:17,455
Chad: So he cut to Mike and he's sitting in the

1111
0:40:17,535 --> 0:40:20,372
Chad: food court of a shopping mall where some

1112
0:40:20,392 --> 0:40:22,538
Chad: guy who we don't know but don't worry, this

1113
0:40:22,558 --> 0:40:24,051
Chad: character is not around for long he is

1114
0:40:24,292 --> 0:40:26,538
Chad: reading a book out loud to Mike.

1115
0:40:27,530 --> 0:40:28,614
Bo: That Mike has been reading.

1116
0:40:28,695 --> 0:40:29,638
Bo: It's Mike's book.

1117
0:40:29,890 --> 0:40:31,858
Chad: We see Mike looking at it earlier.

1118
0:40:31,938 --> 0:40:32,098
Chad: Yes.

1119
0:40:32,210 --> 0:40:33,615
Chad: And I think he's just flipping through,

1120
0:40:33,655 --> 0:40:34,558
Chad: looking for the pictures.

1121
0:40:35,010 --> 0:40:37,216
Chad: This guy's actually reading it and he's

1122
0:40:37,256 --> 0:40:40,143
Chad: like and though the dreamer remains asleep,

1123
0:40:40,310 --> 0:40:43,602
Chad: he walks through memory as if experiencing

1124
0:40:43,682 --> 0:40:45,107
Chad: it for the first time.

1125
0:40:45,268 --> 0:40:48,177
Chad: A new, no longer a passenger, but an active

1126
0:40:48,277 --> 0:40:49,040
Chad: participant.

1127
0:40:49,200 --> 0:40:50,753
Chad: Huh, is this for real, mike?

1128
0:40:51,254 --> 0:40:54,482
Chad: And Mike says some people believe it's real.

1129
0:40:54,830 --> 0:40:57,357
Chad: It depends on what you believe, and I

1130
0:40:57,397 --> 0:40:57,799
Chad: paused it.

1131
0:40:58,910 --> 0:41:00,577
Chad: I was like I got to write that down.

1132
0:41:00,818 --> 0:41:02,354
Bo: Yeah, that's just what you can tell

1133
0:41:02,474 --> 0:41:05,121
Bo: employees and the like when you give them

1134
0:41:05,571 --> 0:41:06,676
Bo: any edict at work.

1135
0:41:06,930 --> 0:41:07,795
Bo: Do we have to do this?

1136
0:41:07,970 --> 0:41:10,419
Bo: Well, some people believe it's real.

1137
0:41:10,670 --> 0:41:12,999
Chad: That's a shitty fortune cookie fortune.

1138
0:41:13,090 --> 0:41:14,400
Bo: The kind that you leave on the table.

1139
0:41:14,440 --> 0:41:15,830
Bo: You don't even bother to put it in your

1140
0:41:15,910 --> 0:41:18,719
Bo: pocket, where it gets washed and disappears.

1141
0:41:18,990 --> 0:41:20,154
Bo: There are a couple that you're like oh,

1142
0:41:20,174 --> 0:41:21,659
Bo: that's kind of an interesting one, I'll

1143
0:41:21,699 --> 0:41:22,140
Bo: keep this.

1144
0:41:22,310 --> 0:41:23,174
Bo: You're never going to keep it.

1145
0:41:23,510 --> 0:41:24,292
Bo: Yeah, you get what it's like.

1146
0:41:24,513 --> 0:41:27,561
Bo: The future is yet to be the past trash.

1147
0:41:28,150 --> 0:41:29,836
Bo: I'm just going to leave this on the plate

1148
0:41:29,956 --> 0:41:31,220
Bo: of General Sos.

1149
0:41:31,450 --> 0:41:32,495
Bo: Let them throw it away.

1150
0:41:32,910 --> 0:41:35,416
Bo: Also, chad this whole dream theory,

1151
0:41:35,496 --> 0:41:37,842
Bo: business kind of sort of matters.

1152
0:41:37,962 --> 0:41:40,035
Bo: But if it weren't in the movie it would not

1153
0:41:40,096 --> 0:41:41,540
Bo: change anything substantially.

1154
0:41:42,010 --> 0:41:43,033
Bo: How about this we're?

1155
0:41:43,153 --> 0:41:45,961
Chad: in a quote unquote horror movie featuring

1156
0:41:46,061 --> 0:41:49,697
Chad: people participating in lucid dreaming, and

1157
0:41:49,737 --> 0:41:52,793
Chad: this movie also includes the word Freddy's

1158
0:41:53,074 --> 0:41:55,384
Chad: right, and I thought it was weird that

1159
0:41:55,645 --> 0:41:57,934
Chad: there was the red and green sweater on

1160
0:41:57,974 --> 0:41:58,878
Chad: Freddy Fazbear.

1161
0:41:59,191 --> 0:42:01,622
Chad: At one point all the ghost kids attacking

1162
0:42:01,762 --> 0:42:04,012
Chad: with slashing finger blades or something

1163
0:42:04,052 --> 0:42:06,398
Chad: and I was like what are you doing five

1164
0:42:06,439 --> 0:42:07,181
Chad: nights at Freddy's?

1165
0:42:07,410 --> 0:42:09,796
Bo: I mean you talk about Megan being a movie

1166
0:42:09,836 --> 0:42:11,942
Bo: that liberally rips shit off.

1167
0:42:12,270 --> 0:42:15,218
Bo: Five nights at Freddy's is honestly it's

1168
0:42:15,318 --> 0:42:17,331
Bo: like what if Nightmare on Elm Street met

1169
0:42:17,431 --> 0:42:18,675
Bo: Charles Entertainment Chiefs?

1170
0:42:18,896 --> 0:42:20,400
Bo: And that's kind of this movie.

1171
0:42:20,450 --> 0:42:22,015
Chad: It's like they just opened up the fridge

1172
0:42:22,115 --> 0:42:24,832
Chad: looking all the leftovers of other worn out

1173
0:42:24,972 --> 0:42:27,299
Chad: franchises and just mix those ingredients

1174
0:42:27,359 --> 0:42:28,952
Chad: together and this is what you got.

1175
0:42:29,133 --> 0:42:29,796
Chad: Is it edible?

1176
0:42:30,030 --> 0:42:30,794
Bo: It won't kill you.

1177
0:42:31,330 --> 0:42:34,077
Bo: Yeah, it's the drunk fridge raid of movies

1178
0:42:34,479 --> 0:42:35,662
Bo: where you're like you know what?

1179
0:42:35,810 --> 0:42:36,412
Bo: I will have that.

1180
0:42:36,452 --> 0:42:38,097
Bo: Butterscotch pudding and spaghetti.

1181
0:42:38,318 --> 0:42:39,060
Bo: Do they go together?

1182
0:42:39,310 --> 0:42:41,057
Bo: Nope, but I'm just hungry enough to eat

1183
0:42:41,097 --> 0:42:41,599
Bo: both of them.

1184
0:42:41,710 --> 0:42:43,636
Chad: Mike walks over to get some ice cream.

1185
0:42:43,836 --> 0:42:46,091
Chad: All the time he's clocking the mall looking

1186
0:42:46,111 --> 0:42:48,002
Chad: for suspicious activity and he spots this

1187
0:42:48,083 --> 0:42:49,891
Chad: kid just hanging out by himself.

1188
0:42:50,152 --> 0:42:52,778
Chad: And this adult comes over and grabs the kid

1189
0:42:52,818 --> 0:42:56,314
Chad: by the arm and quickly escorts the kid away,

1190
0:42:56,615 --> 0:42:58,801
Chad: somewhat aggressively, and my immediate

1191
0:42:58,881 --> 0:43:01,335
Chad: thought is that this is this kid's pissed

1192
0:43:01,435 --> 0:43:04,743
Chad: off dad and not a pedophile child murderer.

1193
0:43:04,950 --> 0:43:06,015
Bo: Right, because you don't want to make a

1194
0:43:06,055 --> 0:43:06,717
Bo: fucking scene.

1195
0:43:06,970 --> 0:43:08,496
Bo: You know, I'm not trying to tell pedophiles

1196
0:43:08,516 --> 0:43:10,234
Bo: how to do their business, shad but it's not

1197
0:43:10,274 --> 0:43:10,917
Bo: going to be this.

1198
0:43:11,090 --> 0:43:12,595
Chad: Tommy, get your ass over here.

1199
0:43:12,855 --> 0:43:13,778
Chad: You're going to get in the car and you're

1200
0:43:13,798 --> 0:43:14,500
Chad: going to shut up.

1201
0:43:14,710 --> 0:43:17,975
Bo: That's an angry dad, but Mike who is not

1202
0:43:18,096 --> 0:43:20,020
Bo: bothering to flirt with the pretty cute

1203
0:43:20,040 --> 0:43:22,456
Bo: pixie-ish ice cream lady who's like you're

1204
0:43:22,616 --> 0:43:25,295
Bo: usual, mike the ice cream girl does say

1205
0:43:25,516 --> 0:43:27,281
Bo: when are you going to bring your sister by?

1206
0:43:27,530 --> 0:43:28,674
Chad: This is the first time that the movie

1207
0:43:28,714 --> 0:43:31,041
Chad: attempts to establish Abbey as Mike's

1208
0:43:31,090 --> 0:43:31,531
Chad: sister.

1209
0:43:31,852 --> 0:43:33,897
Chad: But before we can get into that, mike just

1210
0:43:34,058 --> 0:43:37,695
Chad: dashes after this father and son, and here

1211
0:43:37,975 --> 0:43:39,580
Chad: is where we for the first time see that

1212
0:43:39,640 --> 0:43:41,514
Chad: Mike is wearing a shirt that reads security.

1213
0:43:41,534 --> 0:43:43,700
Chad: So I was like, oh, he works at the mall.

1214
0:43:44,030 --> 0:43:44,411
Chad: Mm-hmm.

1215
0:43:44,692 --> 0:43:47,438
Bo: I also like the fact that he has gone full

1216
0:43:47,559 --> 0:43:48,541
Bo: red pill on this.

1217
0:43:48,942 --> 0:43:51,356
Bo: Yeah, he's like, oh, and he told me that

1218
0:43:51,376 --> 0:43:53,181
Bo: these pedophiles will be grabbing kids left

1219
0:43:53,241 --> 0:43:54,152
Bo: and right these malls.

1220
0:43:54,353 --> 0:43:56,318
Bo: I got to go get this son of a bitch and

1221
0:43:56,398 --> 0:43:59,073
Bo: just goes ballistic, push and pass people

1222
0:43:59,213 --> 0:44:01,719
Bo: as he chases this father and his kid.

1223
0:44:01,880 --> 0:44:04,854
Bo: When he reaches this father, he launches

1224
0:44:04,954 --> 0:44:07,841
Bo: himself like he's a thunder cat at this dad,

1225
0:44:07,981 --> 0:44:10,114
Bo: knocking him into a fountain where he

1226
0:44:10,194 --> 0:44:12,660
Bo: proceeds to beat the ever living shit out

1227
0:44:12,761 --> 0:44:13,122
Bo: of him.

1228
0:44:13,290 --> 0:44:15,638
Chad: He goes full sailor Ripley from Wild at

1229
0:44:15,658 --> 0:44:15,899
Chad: Heart.

1230
0:44:16,070 --> 0:44:18,016
Chad: He turns this guy's head into rotten

1231
0:44:18,116 --> 0:44:18,899
Chad: pumpkin mush.

1232
0:44:19,119 --> 0:44:20,896
Chad: Yeah, mike's gonna get sued.

1233
0:44:21,190 --> 0:44:22,494
Chad: Mike needs to law your up.

1234
0:44:23,116 --> 0:44:25,392
Bo: Fast, yeah, cut to Chad.

1235
0:44:25,572 --> 0:44:28,900
Bo: The lobby of some job finder, slash, career

1236
0:44:28,940 --> 0:44:31,314
Bo: counselor place or something seems like you

1237
0:44:31,334 --> 0:44:32,879
Bo: could at least put something on the wall to

1238
0:44:32,919 --> 0:44:34,174
Bo: tell us where we are.

1239
0:44:34,390 --> 0:44:36,516
Bo: Hey, production design, put a fucking sign

1240
0:44:36,576 --> 0:44:37,077
Bo: on the wall.

1241
0:44:37,137 --> 0:44:39,391
Bo: How about that time and place?

1242
0:44:39,452 --> 0:44:40,415
Bo: That's all a setting is.

1243
0:44:40,455 --> 0:44:41,919
Bo: You only have to get two fucking things

1244
0:44:42,000 --> 0:44:43,595
Bo: right, and this movie can't do either one.

1245
0:44:43,735 --> 0:44:44,277
Bo: God damn it.

1246
0:44:44,317 --> 0:44:47,376
Bo: Chad so he gets called into Matthew

1247
0:44:47,436 --> 0:44:49,181
Bo: Lillard's office is like oh for Christ's

1248
0:44:49,430 --> 0:44:51,136
Bo: thanks God, there's something interesting

1249
0:44:51,177 --> 0:44:51,779
Bo: to look at.

1250
0:44:51,930 --> 0:44:54,557
Chad: Matthew Lillard has a name plate that reads

1251
0:44:54,918 --> 0:44:57,071
Chad: Steve Raglan, for what it's worth.

1252
0:44:57,191 --> 0:45:00,863
Chad: Over on IMDB he is listed as Steve Raglan

1253
0:45:01,083 --> 0:45:03,069
Chad: slash William Afton.

1254
0:45:03,130 --> 0:45:03,230
Chad: Yeah.

1255
0:45:03,330 --> 0:45:05,296
Chad: The latter of which being the notorious bad

1256
0:45:05,316 --> 0:45:08,574
Chad: guy in the Five Nights at Freddy's canon.

1257
0:45:08,654 --> 0:45:10,839
Chad: And we'll get into the convoluted lack of

1258
0:45:10,879 --> 0:45:13,874
Chad: logic as to why this sinister mastermind

1259
0:45:13,995 --> 0:45:16,861
Chad: behind this movie's paranormal, murderous

1260
0:45:17,002 --> 0:45:20,176
Chad: child killing shenanigans, william Afton,

1261
0:45:20,276 --> 0:45:22,541
Chad: is working in an unemployment office.

1262
0:45:23,002 --> 0:45:24,132
Bo: What Absolute.

1263
0:45:24,372 --> 0:45:26,418
Bo: This is the point where, especially

1264
0:45:26,518 --> 0:45:28,071
Bo: watching at the second time, I was like

1265
0:45:28,391 --> 0:45:31,017
Bo: what in the Everliving hell is this guy

1266
0:45:31,097 --> 0:45:31,619
Bo: doing?

1267
0:45:31,939 --> 0:45:35,695
Chad: working this job it would be like if jigsaw

1268
0:45:36,136 --> 0:45:38,381
Chad: from the saw movies was picking up a few

1269
0:45:38,462 --> 0:45:40,413
Chad: hours at the DMV.

1270
0:45:40,494 --> 0:45:43,100
Chad: Right leather face is driving a forklift

1271
0:45:43,340 --> 0:45:45,933
Chad: over at the Frito Lay warehouse out at the

1272
0:45:46,013 --> 0:45:49,020
Chad: industrial park right, is he just laying

1273
0:45:49,201 --> 0:45:49,622
Chad: low?

1274
0:45:49,642 --> 0:45:51,635
Bo: all I need out of this is at the end, when

1275
0:45:51,655 --> 0:45:53,811
Bo: Matthew Lillard is given his big villain

1276
0:45:53,831 --> 0:45:55,678
Bo: speech at the end of this spoilers he's the

1277
0:45:55,698 --> 0:45:57,333
Bo: villain at the end of this everyone knew

1278
0:45:57,353 --> 0:45:58,135
Bo: that going in.

1279
0:45:58,356 --> 0:46:00,482
Chad: Right, if you were excited about seeing

1280
0:46:00,570 --> 0:46:02,876
Chad: this movie, you knew that going in.

1281
0:46:03,016 --> 0:46:05,162
Chad: And I also want to say, if you watch this

1282
0:46:05,330 --> 0:46:08,057
Chad: movie and you didn't know that at all, when

1283
0:46:08,077 --> 0:46:11,131
Chad: the big reveal happens, it's done in such a

1284
0:46:11,252 --> 0:46:14,120
Chad: sloppy way that when he pops off the rabbit

1285
0:46:14,180 --> 0:46:15,772
Chad: head, like if you didn't know who Matthew

1286
0:46:15,893 --> 0:46:18,280
Chad: Lillard was, I honestly believe when the

1287
0:46:18,320 --> 0:46:20,193
Chad: reveal happens, your reaction could have

1288
0:46:20,233 --> 0:46:21,356
Chad: been who is this?

1289
0:46:22,759 --> 0:46:25,532
Bo: well as a person that enjoys Matthew

1290
0:46:25,572 --> 0:46:27,417
Bo: Lillard, especially in that Twin Peaks

1291
0:46:27,437 --> 0:46:28,059
Bo: season 3.

1292
0:46:28,159 --> 0:46:30,855
Bo: He's so good in that he's a good actor and

1293
0:46:30,916 --> 0:46:32,460
Bo: he's kind of an interesting character actor.

1294
0:46:32,630 --> 0:46:34,936
Bo: He's got like an interesting face and

1295
0:46:35,057 --> 0:46:36,200
Bo: interesting delivery.

1296
0:46:36,400 --> 0:46:38,755
Bo: He's not quite crisp and glover weird but

1297
0:46:38,795 --> 0:46:39,838
Bo: he's interesting when.

1298
0:46:40,018 --> 0:46:41,452
Chad: I think of Matthew Lillard.

1299
0:46:41,612 --> 0:46:43,280
Chad: My brain immediately goes to the

1300
0:46:43,340 --> 0:46:43,963
Chad: descendants.

1301
0:46:44,204 --> 0:46:46,293
Chad: Okay, with George Clooney, because he shows

1302
0:46:46,353 --> 0:46:48,642
Chad: up in that and he was really good.

1303
0:46:49,104 --> 0:46:49,847
Chad: He's a good actor.

1304
0:46:50,048 --> 0:46:52,379
Chad: His role in this is so badly written.

1305
0:46:52,399 --> 0:46:53,122
Chad: That's the problem.

1306
0:46:53,163 --> 0:46:54,891
Chad: He's having a little fun with it,

1307
0:46:55,032 --> 0:46:55,414
Chad: absolutely.

1308
0:46:55,434 --> 0:46:57,124
Chad: There's just not much fun to be had.

1309
0:46:57,245 --> 0:46:59,776
Bo: It's like here play with this rock right

1310
0:46:59,997 --> 0:47:03,188
Bo: okay, but at the end of this movie, if he

1311
0:47:03,228 --> 0:47:05,397
Bo: had said something like you know, man, I

1312
0:47:05,457 --> 0:47:07,987
Bo: was the planned guidance counselor to this

1313
0:47:08,048 --> 0:47:10,214
Bo: stupid job, so I could get new victims.

1314
0:47:10,314 --> 0:47:13,221
Bo: Man, anything right, anything.

1315
0:47:13,602 --> 0:47:16,739
Bo: It goes back to that Simpsons the Raven bit.

1316
0:47:17,081 --> 0:47:18,206
Bo: Hey, lisa, you know what would have been

1317
0:47:18,246 --> 0:47:19,110
Bo: scarier than that?

1318
0:47:19,451 --> 0:47:19,712
Bo: What?

1319
0:47:19,993 --> 0:47:23,046
Bo: Anything and this is that of you know what

1320
0:47:23,086 --> 0:47:25,114
Bo: would be better than not talking about any

1321
0:47:25,355 --> 0:47:27,845
Bo: of this, discussing it even the littlest

1322
0:47:27,886 --> 0:47:28,066
Bo: bit?

1323
0:47:28,167 --> 0:47:30,839
Bo: Get, give me some sense of this world and

1324
0:47:30,879 --> 0:47:32,588
Bo: these people and this characters, and why

1325
0:47:32,608 --> 0:47:34,093
Bo: they're doing the things that they do.

1326
0:47:34,234 --> 0:47:35,939
Bo: There is no character motivation, there is

1327
0:47:35,979 --> 0:47:36,521
Bo: no setting.

1328
0:47:36,952 --> 0:47:38,800
Bo: It drives me up the fucking wall.

1329
0:47:39,021 --> 0:47:40,909
Bo: The one thing I do like about this moment,

1330
0:47:40,929 --> 0:47:42,859
Bo: though, is when Matthew Lillard is kind of

1331
0:47:42,919 --> 0:47:44,567
Bo: going through Mike's file.

1332
0:47:44,748 --> 0:47:47,098
Bo: He looks something, goes, say man, what are

1333
0:47:47,118 --> 0:47:47,218
Bo: you?

1334
0:47:47,258 --> 0:47:49,768
Chad: some kind of head case or something like

1335
0:47:49,809 --> 0:47:52,117
Chad: your work history shows you get fired

1336
0:47:52,238 --> 0:47:54,687
Chad: almost immediately from every job.

1337
0:47:54,888 --> 0:47:57,097
Chad: I assume from beating people up and putting

1338
0:47:57,117 --> 0:47:59,268
Chad: them in the hospital man, and, like you're,

1339
0:47:59,288 --> 0:48:00,692
Chad: the hero of this movie.

1340
0:48:01,013 --> 0:48:06,266
Bo: Strange indeed hey, well, look, I gotta

1341
0:48:06,306 --> 0:48:08,613
Bo: tell you, man, your options are kind of

1342
0:48:08,693 --> 0:48:10,963
Bo: limited on account of you beating the shit

1343
0:48:11,023 --> 0:48:14,576
Bo: out of strangers, man, and Mike's like yeah,

1344
0:48:14,777 --> 0:48:16,763
Bo: I need a job, real bad.

1345
0:48:16,963 --> 0:48:19,110
Chad: And Matthew Lillard says like I get that,

1346
0:48:19,331 --> 0:48:19,572
Chad: mike.

1347
0:48:19,933 --> 0:48:21,982
Chad: Hey, on a second, let me take a look at

1348
0:48:22,002 --> 0:48:22,846
Chad: your last name.

1349
0:48:22,966 --> 0:48:25,396
Chad: I never really took time to like read it

1350
0:48:25,557 --> 0:48:26,019
Chad: earlier.

1351
0:48:26,200 --> 0:48:28,530
Chad: I got caught up in all the details of your

1352
0:48:28,771 --> 0:48:30,296
Chad: latest battery charges.

1353
0:48:30,356 --> 0:48:33,649
Chad: Like let's see here, mike shit, like that's

1354
0:48:33,729 --> 0:48:34,773
Chad: a surprise.

1355
0:48:35,166 --> 0:48:35,910
Chad: Auga.

1356
0:48:36,285 --> 0:48:38,233
Chad: Like I do have a job for you.

1357
0:48:38,726 --> 0:48:41,475
Chad: It's like working as a security officer,

1358
0:48:41,625 --> 0:48:43,871
Chad: Like all you gotta do is keep people out of

1359
0:48:43,891 --> 0:48:45,155
Chad: the place overnight.

1360
0:48:45,235 --> 0:48:47,441
Chad: Man, Ha ha, ha ha.

1361
0:48:48,106 --> 0:48:51,630
Bo: And Mike is like uh, you said I've gotta

1362
0:48:51,951 --> 0:48:55,573
Bo: keep people out and also tidy the place up.

1363
0:48:55,725 --> 0:48:56,911
Bo: That's two things.

1364
0:48:57,245 --> 0:48:59,071
Bo: Hey, that sounds like a joke that could be

1365
0:48:59,171 --> 0:49:00,536
Bo: used as a callback later.

1366
0:49:00,725 --> 0:49:03,592
Bo: But I can't take this job because it's

1367
0:49:03,672 --> 0:49:05,577
Bo: nights and I don't work nights.

1368
0:49:05,906 --> 0:49:08,127
Chad: Hey, man, just take my card, you might

1369
0:49:08,187 --> 0:49:11,930
Chad: change your mind and Mike heads home and he

1370
0:49:11,990 --> 0:49:14,737
Chad: finds a red eviction notice on the door.

1371
0:49:14,857 --> 0:49:14,957
Chad: Mm-hmm.

1372
0:49:15,506 --> 0:49:18,605
Chad: And he walks inside his home to find Max, a

1373
0:49:18,686 --> 0:49:21,414
Chad: young woman in her late teens or early 20s

1374
0:49:21,474 --> 0:49:23,349
Chad: on the couch watching the home shopping

1375
0:49:23,389 --> 0:49:26,036
Chad: network where they are selling fake diamond

1376
0:49:26,076 --> 0:49:26,297
Chad: rings.

1377
0:49:26,385 --> 0:49:29,253
Chad: Now, I assumed that this was possibly

1378
0:49:29,494 --> 0:49:32,877
Chad: Mike's sister that the ice cream pixie was

1379
0:49:32,978 --> 0:49:34,185
Chad: referring to earlier.

1380
0:49:34,386 --> 0:49:35,431
Bo: Mm-hmm Could possibly be.

1381
0:49:35,725 --> 0:49:38,192
Chad: Josh Hutcherson in this movie was 30 years

1382
0:49:38,293 --> 0:49:41,031
Chad: old when it fell and he looks at Abby is 10.

1383
0:49:41,151 --> 0:49:41,312
Chad: Mm-hmm.

1384
0:49:41,545 --> 0:49:43,893
Chad: And I get that siblings can be 20 years

1385
0:49:43,954 --> 0:49:44,234
Chad: apart.

1386
0:49:44,365 --> 0:49:46,575
Chad: I understand enough about biology and

1387
0:49:46,636 --> 0:49:48,665
Chad: genealogy to grasp that concept.

1388
0:49:48,745 --> 0:49:50,847
Chad: However, as we said earlier, this movie

1389
0:49:50,887 --> 0:49:53,514
Chad: does not explicitly detail character

1390
0:49:53,594 --> 0:49:55,751
Chad: relationships and it is frustrating.

1391
0:49:55,926 --> 0:49:58,846
Bo: Also Max, as she's watching this show, like

1392
0:49:58,866 --> 0:50:01,072
Bo: you said, could be his sister, his

1393
0:50:01,112 --> 0:50:01,874
Bo: girlfriend.

1394
0:50:02,195 --> 0:50:04,028
Bo: Any relationship Like we don't understand

1395
0:50:04,069 --> 0:50:06,528
Bo: this relationship ever really as watching

1396
0:50:06,548 --> 0:50:07,090
Bo: TV she goes.

1397
0:50:07,326 --> 0:50:09,774
Chad: I sure wish somebody would buy me a ring.

1398
0:50:10,206 --> 0:50:13,812
Bo: Oh so she's his girlfriend, Right, Exactly,

1399
0:50:14,126 --> 0:50:15,887
Bo: but that's not what's going on Right, like

1400
0:50:15,987 --> 0:50:18,793
Bo: you say that line and what that tells me as

1401
0:50:18,874 --> 0:50:20,578
Bo: a viewer of other movies.

1402
0:50:20,845 --> 0:50:23,385
Bo: They're dating, she's more serious, but

1403
0:50:23,746 --> 0:50:25,972
Bo: Mike is all caught up in his own bullshit

1404
0:50:26,373 --> 0:50:27,897
Bo: and hasn't committed to the relationship.

1405
0:50:28,065 --> 0:50:29,331
Bo: I understand this relationship.

1406
0:50:29,425 --> 0:50:30,430
Bo: I understand these characters.

1407
0:50:30,585 --> 0:50:32,112
Bo: Oh wait, that's not what's going on here.

1408
0:50:32,426 --> 0:50:33,966
Chad: Oh, so it's just nothing we're going to

1409
0:50:33,986 --> 0:50:35,973
Chad: find out later that Max has a boyfriend

1410
0:50:36,113 --> 0:50:38,411
Chad: named Jeff, and she's not even interested

1411
0:50:38,471 --> 0:50:38,833
Chad: in Mike.

1412
0:50:39,026 --> 0:50:40,652
Chad: Right, this line shouldn't be in this movie.

1413
0:50:40,946 --> 0:50:43,126
Chad: It's so frustrating Jeff.

1414
0:50:43,146 --> 0:50:45,434
Bo: this movie sucks so much.

1415
0:50:46,085 --> 0:50:48,914
Chad: Mike goes to Abby's room and Abby's drawing

1416
0:50:48,954 --> 0:50:51,369
Chad: pictures with her crayons and Mike says hey,

1417
0:50:51,510 --> 0:50:53,996
Chad: abby, tell me about this drawing.

1418
0:50:54,246 --> 0:50:56,667
Chad: And Abby says that's you, these are my

1419
0:50:56,767 --> 0:50:57,108
Chad: friends.

1420
0:50:57,369 --> 0:50:59,515
Chad: And this happy little fellow in the sky is

1421
0:50:59,555 --> 0:50:59,916
Chad: the sun.

1422
0:51:02,466 --> 0:51:03,311
Chad: Talk about a call back.

1423
0:51:03,766 --> 0:51:06,508
Chad: And Mike says that's great, we're going to

1424
0:51:06,669 --> 0:51:07,091
Chad: eat now.

1425
0:51:07,505 --> 0:51:09,211
Chad: He sits on the bed and Abby says you're

1426
0:51:09,331 --> 0:51:11,929
Chad: sitting on my friend, and I'm like, oh so

1427
0:51:11,989 --> 0:51:13,554
Chad: she has imaginary friends.

1428
0:51:13,866 --> 0:51:15,290
Bo: Also does not matter.

1429
0:51:15,390 --> 0:51:18,307
Bo: In the movie Chad Not at all, because at no

1430
0:51:18,367 --> 0:51:21,235
Bo: point does he mistake what's going on at

1431
0:51:21,295 --> 0:51:23,592
Bo: Freddy's for her having imaginary friends.

1432
0:51:23,765 --> 0:51:25,593
Bo: That is never a thing, so why on earth do

1433
0:51:25,673 --> 0:51:25,713
Bo: it?

1434
0:51:25,785 --> 0:51:27,410
Chad: Yeah, I'll get into it a little bit later,

1435
0:51:27,511 --> 0:51:29,226
Chad: but I think that there's a way that you

1436
0:51:29,266 --> 0:51:30,552
Chad: could have stitched this together.

1437
0:51:30,666 --> 0:51:32,525
Chad: Just no one was paying attention at all.

1438
0:51:32,665 --> 0:51:35,672
Chad: So Mike and Abby get into it and it ends

1439
0:51:35,732 --> 0:51:38,158
Chad: with Mike breaking some of Abby's crayons

1440
0:51:38,346 --> 0:51:40,273
Chad: hey, abs, be glad, that's all he broke.

1441
0:51:41,026 --> 0:51:43,354
Chad: And Mike says fine, don't eat dinner.

1442
0:51:43,445 --> 0:51:45,373
Chad: But remember, kids, you don't eat dinner,

1443
0:51:45,766 --> 0:51:47,996
Chad: Stay the same size forever and don't get to

1444
0:51:48,036 --> 0:51:50,085
Chad: ride the adult rides at the amusement park.

1445
0:51:50,406 --> 0:51:52,354
Chad: And I was like none of this matters.

1446
0:51:52,706 --> 0:51:54,836
Chad: The imaginary friends, the broken crayons,

1447
0:51:55,017 --> 0:51:56,565
Chad: the amusement park bribe.

1448
0:51:56,986 --> 0:51:59,177
Chad: Abby looks like a kid who has zero interest

1449
0:51:59,338 --> 0:52:00,865
Chad: in going to an amusement park.

1450
0:52:01,266 --> 0:52:03,792
Bo: If she were drawing pictures of said

1451
0:52:03,852 --> 0:52:05,817
Bo: amusement parks, that would be something,

1452
0:52:06,149 --> 0:52:07,164
Bo: but none of that.

1453
0:52:08,569 --> 0:52:09,792
Bo: Oh Chad, why doesn't?

1454
0:52:09,872 --> 0:52:11,557
Chad: anything add up at this movie.

1455
0:52:11,907 --> 0:52:13,943
Chad: She tells Mike my friend thinks you're an

1456
0:52:14,144 --> 0:52:17,019
Chad: idiot and Mike says oh yeah, I'm real and

1457
0:52:17,060 --> 0:52:18,045
Chad: he leaves Uh-huh.

1458
0:52:18,447 --> 0:52:20,398
Chad: At this moment I paused and I thought I

1459
0:52:20,418 --> 0:52:22,990
Chad: think most ventriloquists had imaginary

1460
0:52:23,070 --> 0:52:24,295
Chad: friends as children.

1461
0:52:25,127 --> 0:52:26,011
Chad: And I think that Jeff.

1462
0:52:26,212 --> 0:52:28,403
Chad: Dunham's childhood, invisible friends were

1463
0:52:28,463 --> 0:52:31,245
Chad: all racist, sexist, homophobic nationalists.

1464
0:52:31,325 --> 0:52:33,592
Bo: Look ventriloquists, as children have to

1465
0:52:33,676 --> 0:52:35,787
Bo: get friends where they can find him, chad,

1466
0:52:35,948 --> 0:52:36,730
Bo: in the real world.

1467
0:52:36,770 --> 0:52:39,480
Bo: It's going to be a harsh place for

1468
0:52:39,540 --> 0:52:41,065
Bo: harvesting that kind of friendship.

1469
0:52:41,548 --> 0:52:43,620
Bo: Most of them are going to have to turn to

1470
0:52:43,701 --> 0:52:44,365
Bo: the invisible world.

1471
0:52:44,867 --> 0:52:46,855
Chad: Later that night, mike, he pops some

1472
0:52:46,875 --> 0:52:49,023
Chad: sleeping pills, turns on his cassette tape

1473
0:52:49,044 --> 0:52:52,401
Chad: player, pops on his headphones and we hear

1474
0:52:52,623 --> 0:52:55,174
Chad: nature noises and he stares up at the visit

1475
0:52:55,274 --> 0:52:58,647
Chad: Nebraska for a sign above his bed and he

1476
0:52:58,728 --> 0:53:01,801
Chad: drifts off to the land of Nod where that

1477
0:53:01,881 --> 0:53:02,805
Chad: night he had a dream.

1478
0:53:03,247 --> 0:53:05,516
Chad: He dreamt he was lighter than ether, a

1479
0:53:05,556 --> 0:53:07,725
Chad: floating spirit visiting things to come.

1480
0:53:08,809 --> 0:53:10,937
Chad: The shades and shadows of the people in his

1481
0:53:10,997 --> 0:53:13,005
Chad: life raised their way into his slumber.

1482
0:53:14,312 --> 0:53:16,463
Chad: He dreamt that Gale and Evelle had decided

1483
0:53:16,483 --> 0:53:16,865
Chad: to return to prison.

1484
0:53:18,356 --> 0:53:19,325
Chad: Probably that's just as well.

1485
0:53:19,905 --> 0:53:23,327
Chad: He didn't mean to sound superior, they were

1486
0:53:23,367 --> 0:53:25,532
Chad: as well a couple of guys, but maybe they

1487
0:53:25,552 --> 0:53:27,195
Chad: weren't ready to come out into the real

1488
0:53:27,235 --> 0:53:27,596
Chad: world.

1489
0:53:29,680 --> 0:53:30,181
Chad: Keep going.

1490
0:53:32,190 --> 0:53:34,358
Chad: And then I dreamt on into the future

1491
0:53:34,679 --> 0:53:36,004
Chad: farther than I'd ever dreamed before, to a

1492
0:53:36,024 --> 0:53:40,244
Chad: Christmas mourn in the Arizona home where

1493
0:53:40,304 --> 0:53:43,653
Chad: Nathan Jr was opening a present from a

1494
0:53:43,693 --> 0:53:46,299
Chad: kindly couple who preferred to remain

1495
0:53:46,520 --> 0:53:46,800
Chad: unknown.

1496
0:53:47,490 --> 0:53:48,603
Chad: Oh, it's man.

1497
0:53:49,989 --> 0:53:53,621
Chad: Now there's a screenplay that does not have

1498
0:53:53,701 --> 0:53:54,745
Chad: a word or a shot out of place.

1499
0:53:56,196 --> 0:53:57,365
Chad: You read the screenplay for Raising Arizona.

1500
0:53:58,730 --> 0:54:00,899
Chad: It is a blueprint for that movie.

1501
0:54:00,919 --> 0:54:02,064
Chad: The exception maybe, like one or two scenes

1502
0:54:02,084 --> 0:54:04,460
Chad: that were left on the cutting room floor

1503
0:54:04,480 --> 0:54:05,145
Chad: that arguably didn't need to be.

1504
0:54:06,390 --> 0:54:09,040
Bo: Yeah, like you said, that is a movie where

1505
0:54:09,220 --> 0:54:10,325
Bo: everything has a place and everything has

1506
0:54:12,233 --> 0:54:14,765
Bo: setting, tone, characterization.

1507
0:54:15,391 --> 0:54:18,515
Bo: It all builds to a thing Story arc,

1508
0:54:18,756 --> 0:54:21,791
Bo: resolution, honest to goodness, jokes Like

1509
0:54:21,911 --> 0:54:23,438
Bo: I think there are jokes in this movie,

1510
0:54:23,478 --> 0:54:24,944
Bo: although I'm not going to swear to that,

1511
0:54:24,964 --> 0:54:26,819
Bo: because nothing made me laugh or nothing

1512
0:54:26,839 --> 0:54:30,581
Bo: was amusing Our hero, by the way, popping

1513
0:54:30,601 --> 0:54:32,997
Bo: pills, because all heroes do that and then

1514
0:54:33,077 --> 0:54:34,125
Bo: having this vision where the movie's like,

1515
0:54:35,250 --> 0:54:37,901
Bo: hey, as if we weren't enough of a downer of

1516
0:54:37,921 --> 0:54:38,865
Bo: a film already and you're already confused

1517
0:54:39,651 --> 0:54:40,820
Bo: as to who these people are and what the

1518
0:54:40,860 --> 0:54:44,777
Bo: fuck is going on, let's do this weird dream

1519
0:54:44,937 --> 0:54:46,724
Bo: flashback where, yes, it's a dream, but

1520
0:54:46,744 --> 0:54:49,452
Bo: it's also a thing that totally happened

1521
0:54:49,693 --> 0:54:53,044
Bo: where, as a child, mike and his parents are

1522
0:54:53,064 --> 0:54:56,175
Bo: out camping, mike is put in charge of

1523
0:54:56,276 --> 0:54:58,504
Bo: watching the younger brother, garrett, who

1524
0:54:58,524 --> 0:55:01,216
Bo: goes missing, and the only thing you see is

1525
0:55:01,296 --> 0:55:03,325
Bo: a car pulling away and Mike screaming after

1526
0:55:04,431 --> 0:55:04,512
Bo: it.

1527
0:55:04,753 --> 0:55:06,744
Chad: Garrett has also got a red toy airplane in

1528
0:55:06,764 --> 0:55:06,925
Chad: his hand.

1529
0:55:07,046 --> 0:55:09,024
Bo: Yes, and then he wakes up.

1530
0:55:09,909 --> 0:55:11,015
Bo: I mean, that's sort of just.

1531
0:55:11,036 --> 0:55:12,504
Bo: We establish the dream because we're going

1532
0:55:12,524 --> 0:55:15,240
Bo: to spend an inordinate amount of time in

1533
0:55:15,281 --> 0:55:15,965
Bo: this movie, in that dream.

1534
0:55:16,828 --> 0:55:20,343
Chad: Also, anytime a kid is put into the back of

1535
0:55:20,383 --> 0:55:23,182
Chad: a car and driven away immediately hearkens

1536
0:55:23,202 --> 0:55:23,605
Chad: back to Mystic River.

1537
0:55:24,513 --> 0:55:24,715
Chad: Yeah.

1538
0:55:24,977 --> 0:55:25,805
Chad: Is that my girl in that car?

1539
0:55:25,906 --> 0:55:27,401
Chad: Is that my girl in that car?

1540
0:55:28,689 --> 0:55:30,917
Chad: There are only a handful of movies that

1541
0:55:30,978 --> 0:55:32,845
Chad: I've only seen once that were excellent

1542
0:55:33,630 --> 0:55:35,965
Chad: films that I will never, ever watch again.

1543
0:55:36,692 --> 0:55:38,005
Chad: Yeah, mystic River is on that list.

1544
0:55:38,870 --> 0:55:41,085
Bo: It's a great movie, but it's one and done.

1545
0:55:42,030 --> 0:55:43,882
Chad: I've only seen Schindler's list from

1546
0:55:43,902 --> 0:55:44,325
Chad: beginning to end once.

1547
0:55:45,311 --> 0:55:47,022
Chad: I think I will watch that again at some

1548
0:55:47,042 --> 0:55:48,332
Chad: point in my life, but it made such a

1549
0:55:48,352 --> 0:55:50,632
Chad: lasting impact that I was like I don't know

1550
0:55:50,652 --> 0:55:51,683
Chad: that I can go through that again.

1551
0:55:52,269 --> 0:55:55,193
Chad: I agree, I need some time, and watching

1552
0:55:55,213 --> 0:55:56,942
Chad: this kid drive off in the woods it's like

1553
0:55:56,962 --> 0:55:57,485
Chad: this is horrible.

1554
0:55:58,469 --> 0:56:01,582
Bo: Yeah, and then we go to, I guess, a scene

1555
0:56:01,602 --> 0:56:04,349
Bo: that's sort of played for last, which is

1556
0:56:04,850 --> 0:56:08,639
Bo: Mary Stuart Masterson as the aunt in a

1557
0:56:09,160 --> 0:56:11,485
Bo: lawyer's office or social workers office.

1558
0:56:11,606 --> 0:56:12,676
Bo: I would never really sure what this

1559
0:56:12,696 --> 0:56:13,079
Bo: character is.

1560
0:56:14,110 --> 0:56:15,123
Bo: The woman behind the desk.

1561
0:56:16,369 --> 0:56:18,657
Chad: Yeah, she's like the principal social

1562
0:56:18,738 --> 0:56:20,805
Chad: worker, counselor, something or something

1563
0:56:20,865 --> 0:56:22,742
Chad: that has some sort of legal standing or

1564
0:56:22,762 --> 0:56:24,469
Chad: something, but anyway.

1565
0:56:24,670 --> 0:56:26,536
Bo: So there's Mary Stuart Masterson as the

1566
0:56:26,717 --> 0:56:29,085
Bo: aunt, her dumpy lawyer, doug and Mike, yeah,

1567
0:56:30,168 --> 0:56:32,374
Bo: and the guidance counselor slash principal,

1568
0:56:32,736 --> 0:56:35,524
Bo: slash social worker is apparently

1569
0:56:35,684 --> 0:56:38,045
Bo: adjudicating some sort of custody hearing.

1570
0:56:38,973 --> 0:56:40,284
Bo: She has no legal authority to do any of

1571
0:56:40,304 --> 0:56:40,385
Bo: this?

1572
0:56:41,369 --> 0:56:42,353
Chad: Do we know that for sure?

1573
0:56:42,654 --> 0:56:45,774
Chad: Good point, mary Stuart Masterson.

1574
0:56:46,015 --> 0:56:48,504
Chad: She was almost a member of the brat pack

1575
0:56:48,524 --> 0:56:50,696
Chad: you know with, like Robert Downey Jr and

1576
0:56:50,736 --> 0:56:51,803
Chad: Demi Moore and that whole cast of the

1577
0:56:51,823 --> 0:56:52,125
Chad: breakfast club.

1578
0:56:52,970 --> 0:56:55,142
Chad: She did a bunch of work in television later

1579
0:56:55,162 --> 0:56:55,625
Chad: in her career.

1580
0:56:56,550 --> 0:56:58,603
Bo: Yeah, she's really good in some kind of

1581
0:56:58,643 --> 0:56:58,945
Bo: wonderful way.

1582
0:56:59,368 --> 0:57:01,663
Chad: She's kind of having fun in this as much as

1583
0:57:01,724 --> 0:57:01,885
Chad: possible.

1584
0:57:02,307 --> 0:57:04,357
Chad: She looks over at Mike in this setting and

1585
0:57:04,397 --> 0:57:06,105
Chad: she's like just look at my nephew.

1586
0:57:06,608 --> 0:57:08,661
Chad: It's not even 10 o'clock and he can barely

1587
0:57:08,701 --> 0:57:09,325
Chad: keep his eyes open.

1588
0:57:09,706 --> 0:57:11,833
Chad: This degenerate is the one they put in

1589
0:57:11,894 --> 0:57:15,225
Chad: charge of my mentally ill niece who loves

1590
0:57:15,245 --> 0:57:17,765
Chad: to color and talks to imaginary friends,

1591
0:57:18,167 --> 0:57:19,496
Chad: and I was like I'm not sure that a kid who

1592
0:57:19,516 --> 0:57:20,804
Chad: likes to draw and talks to imaginary

1593
0:57:20,824 --> 0:57:22,983
Chad: friends should be tagged as mentally ill,

1594
0:57:23,225 --> 0:57:24,184
Chad: Absolutely not.

1595
0:57:24,687 --> 0:57:27,745
Bo: She is seemingly a fairly normal child.

1596
0:57:28,495 --> 0:57:31,231
Chad: Completely, although I do like it when I

1597
0:57:31,291 --> 0:57:33,959
Chad: meet adults that have the audacity to refer

1598
0:57:34,019 --> 0:57:35,965
Chad: to a child as an old soul.

1599
0:57:36,607 --> 0:57:38,995
Chad: That's totally code, for this kid is a

1600
0:57:39,055 --> 0:57:39,496
Chad: weirdo.

1601
0:57:42,508 --> 0:57:44,796
Chad: Those kids that walk around wearing shawls

1602
0:57:44,997 --> 0:57:47,005
Chad: and reading 19th century poetry and drink

1603
0:57:47,709 --> 0:57:50,103
Chad: Earl Grey tea they really get into knitting

1604
0:57:50,123 --> 0:57:50,525
Chad: at an early age.

1605
0:57:51,109 --> 0:57:53,245
Chad: Like in all of this is self-initiated.

1606
0:57:54,008 --> 0:57:56,195
Bo: Yeah, I have a friend of mine whose kid

1607
0:57:56,355 --> 0:57:59,245
Bo: ironically plays 80s music on a mandolin

1608
0:58:00,010 --> 0:58:00,171
Bo: which.

1609
0:58:00,252 --> 0:58:01,662
Bo: I find very entertaining.

1610
0:58:01,682 --> 0:58:02,045
Bo: Don't get me wrong.

1611
0:58:02,888 --> 0:58:04,535
Bo: I'm not sure how it plays to the larger

1612
0:58:04,575 --> 0:58:06,684
Bo: crowd of students around them, but I'm into

1613
0:58:06,724 --> 0:58:06,785
Bo: it.

1614
0:58:07,731 --> 0:58:09,080
Bo: But yeah, it's that kind of thing of like

1615
0:58:09,181 --> 0:58:09,725
Bo: this is an affectation.

1616
0:58:10,409 --> 0:58:12,362
Chad: Here's something else that this movie just

1617
0:58:12,382 --> 0:58:12,705
Chad: butchers.

1618
0:58:13,549 --> 0:58:16,104
Chad: They never explain what happened to Mike's

1619
0:58:16,124 --> 0:58:16,285
Chad: parents.

1620
0:58:17,093 --> 0:58:19,352
Chad: They touch on it a little bit, one of them

1621
0:58:19,372 --> 0:58:21,604
Chad: is dead and then the other one just skips

1622
0:58:21,624 --> 0:58:21,705
Chad: tout.

1623
0:58:22,449 --> 0:58:23,656
Chad: And the aunt is this?

1624
0:58:23,716 --> 0:58:25,325
Chad: The mom sister, the dad sister?

1625
0:58:26,155 --> 0:58:28,270
Chad: Just having a line of dialogue, I promised

1626
0:58:28,331 --> 0:58:30,680
Chad: my sister I would make sure that their

1627
0:58:30,941 --> 0:58:31,805
Chad: youngest was taken care of.

1628
0:58:31,865 --> 0:58:34,016
Bo: Something like that, right, just anything

1629
0:58:34,056 --> 0:58:37,738
Bo: again, I'm so frustrated by this movie not

1630
0:58:37,798 --> 0:58:39,325
Bo: giving you important pieces of information,

1631
0:58:40,028 --> 0:58:41,937
Bo: and maybe this is stuff that's addressed in

1632
0:58:41,977 --> 0:58:43,485
Bo: the books or the games or something

1633
0:58:43,585 --> 0:58:45,105
Bo: surrounding Five Nights at Freddy's.

1634
0:58:45,851 --> 0:58:47,325
Chad: I think all of this is new nonsense.

1635
0:58:48,252 --> 0:58:50,870
Bo: But it's so poorly constructed Like almost

1636
0:58:50,890 --> 0:58:52,638
Bo: feels like it's a concerted effort to

1637
0:58:52,678 --> 0:58:54,085
Bo: conceal important pieces of information

1638
0:58:54,816 --> 0:58:56,693
Bo: about these characters, like they are going

1639
0:58:56,793 --> 0:58:58,222
Bo: out of their way to make it difficult to

1640
0:58:58,242 --> 0:58:59,673
Bo: understand what is happening in the

1641
0:58:59,713 --> 0:59:02,352
Bo: relationships between people At this point

1642
0:59:02,392 --> 0:59:04,643
Bo: the school counselor slash principal lady.

1643
0:59:04,784 --> 0:59:06,803
Chad: She says Mary Stuart Masterson, you need to

1644
0:59:06,823 --> 0:59:07,005
Chad: calm down.

1645
0:59:07,772 --> 0:59:09,084
Chad: And Mary Stuart Masterson says me, calm

1646
0:59:09,104 --> 0:59:10,464
Chad: down, I'm not the crazy one.

1647
0:59:11,268 --> 0:59:13,238
Chad: Plus, did you hear that Mike over here beat

1648
0:59:13,299 --> 0:59:14,605
Chad: up a dad in front of his kid at the mall

1649
0:59:15,311 --> 0:59:16,562
Chad: and he got fired from his job?

1650
0:59:16,583 --> 0:59:16,845
Chad: What a loser.

1651
0:59:17,709 --> 0:59:19,657
Chad: I'm the one who's more responsible to take

1652
0:59:19,677 --> 0:59:21,324
Chad: care of that nut job of a weirdo kid

1653
0:59:21,344 --> 0:59:21,485
Chad: outside.

1654
0:59:22,249 --> 0:59:24,621
Chad: Doug the lawyer hand him the papers and

1655
0:59:24,641 --> 0:59:26,831
Chad: then Doug the shlubby lawyer, he hands over

1656
0:59:26,892 --> 0:59:29,022
Chad: some official looking papers and shows that

1657
0:59:29,042 --> 0:59:31,375
Chad: Mary Stuart Masterson is requesting

1658
0:59:31,495 --> 0:59:32,844
Chad: guardianship over Abby.

1659
0:59:32,944 --> 0:59:34,863
Chad: Yes, this is where I want to pause for him,

1660
0:59:34,883 --> 0:59:37,817
Chad: please, and explain how you could make this

1661
0:59:37,857 --> 0:59:39,524
Chad: movie a little better, just with a few

1662
0:59:39,564 --> 0:59:39,685
Chad: tweaks.

1663
0:59:40,529 --> 0:59:42,718
Chad: Number one you don't have Mike be a dirtbag,

1664
0:59:42,759 --> 0:59:44,145
Chad: OK, prone to fits of rage and beating up

1665
0:59:45,035 --> 0:59:45,784
Chad: innocent fathers.

1666
0:59:45,804 --> 0:59:45,885
Chad: Yeah.

1667
0:59:46,126 --> 0:59:46,407
Bo: Yeah.

1668
0:59:46,769 --> 0:59:47,372
Chad: In public.

1669
0:59:47,647 --> 0:59:49,439
Bo: A heroic character acting heroic would be

1670
0:59:49,459 --> 0:59:49,681
Bo: great.

1671
0:59:49,761 --> 0:59:49,943
Bo: Yes.

1672
0:59:49,983 --> 0:59:51,850
Chad: Right, you can have that same scene.

1673
0:59:52,010 --> 0:59:54,317
Chad: Have Mike chase down the father and son and

1674
0:59:54,378 --> 0:59:57,277
Chad: confront him verbally, but then realize he

1675
0:59:57,337 --> 0:59:58,285
Chad: was in the wrong.

1676
0:59:58,546 --> 1:00:01,578
Chad: Ok, you get the same outcome without as

1677
1:00:01,618 --> 1:00:03,365
Chad: many bloody knuckles as we see.

1678
1:00:03,686 --> 1:00:05,373
Bo: May I tweak that very slightly Please?

1679
1:00:05,666 --> 1:00:08,532
Bo: So if he had confronted him and realized

1680
1:00:08,613 --> 1:00:10,878
Bo: the father being really angry and saying,

1681
1:00:11,107 --> 1:00:12,764
Bo: hey, this is my kid back off, that kind of

1682
1:00:12,784 --> 1:00:12,885
Bo: thing.

1683
1:00:13,126 --> 1:00:15,472
Bo: If Mike had then said something about you

1684
1:00:15,513 --> 1:00:17,750
Bo: need to take care of him I was worried

1685
1:00:17,810 --> 1:00:19,659
Bo: because he looked like he was in distress

1686
1:00:19,700 --> 1:00:21,326
Bo: and you need to love your son and go for

1687
1:00:21,346 --> 1:00:23,272
Bo: the emotional beat there where you

1688
1:00:23,292 --> 1:00:25,366
Bo: understand that Mike is kind of wounded and

1689
1:00:25,426 --> 1:00:27,473
Bo: is being haunted by this idea that he led

1690
1:00:27,533 --> 1:00:28,355
Bo: his brother down.

1691
1:00:28,567 --> 1:00:29,560
Bo: And then you got a thing.

1692
1:00:29,661 --> 1:00:29,965
Chad: Absolutely.

1693
1:00:30,331 --> 1:00:31,105
Chad: I completely agree.

1694
1:00:31,326 --> 1:00:33,373
Chad: The scene following that you have Mike go

1695
1:00:33,393 --> 1:00:36,243
Chad: see Abby and you have the two of them bond

1696
1:00:36,283 --> 1:00:36,885
Chad: with each other.

1697
1:00:37,045 --> 1:00:39,336
Chad: You show that they love each other and the

1698
1:00:39,376 --> 1:00:41,465
Chad: two are trying to get by the best they can.

1699
1:00:41,665 --> 1:00:44,853
Chad: You don't have him be at odds with Abby and

1700
1:00:45,173 --> 1:00:46,717
Chad: explain what happened to the mom and the

1701
1:00:46,777 --> 1:00:47,038
Chad: dad.

1702
1:00:47,098 --> 1:00:49,675
Chad: Here and in each of these cases, mike has

1703
1:00:49,795 --> 1:00:52,045
Chad: the best of intentions for other people.

1704
1:00:52,206 --> 1:00:54,166
Chad: The kid in the mall, as well as Abby, and

1705
1:00:54,226 --> 1:00:56,172
Chad: Mike is someone that we as the audience

1706
1:00:56,292 --> 1:00:57,556
Chad: want to root for.

1707
1:00:57,765 --> 1:00:59,509
Chad: Then, in this scene with the aunt, we're

1708
1:00:59,570 --> 1:01:01,594
Chad: rooting for Mike because you don't want him

1709
1:01:01,775 --> 1:01:04,013
Chad: to lose the one family member that he has

1710
1:01:04,093 --> 1:01:05,691
Chad: left and that he loves, and you know that

1711
1:01:05,832 --> 1:01:07,105
Chad: Abby loves him as well.

1712
1:01:07,345 --> 1:01:08,228
Bo: And you've proven that.

1713
1:01:08,409 --> 1:01:11,490
Bo: The one character trait that Mike has is he

1714
1:01:11,551 --> 1:01:12,662
Bo: wants to protect children.

1715
1:01:12,783 --> 1:01:15,335
Bo: Right, and if you give him who doesn't love

1716
1:01:15,475 --> 1:01:17,404
Bo: a person who wants to help and save

1717
1:01:17,424 --> 1:01:19,636
Bo: children at that point he is, you were

1718
1:01:19,776 --> 1:01:21,265
Bo: totally on his side for the entire movie.

1719
1:01:21,526 --> 1:01:22,972
Chad: Give him a dog and done deal.

1720
1:01:23,012 --> 1:01:26,396
Chad: Pal Right, mike looks at these papers

1721
1:01:26,557 --> 1:01:28,567
Chad: requesting guardianship and he says oh,

1722
1:01:28,808 --> 1:01:30,677
Chad: what if I don't sign these papers?

1723
1:01:30,918 --> 1:01:33,067
Chad: And Mary Stuart Masterson says well then

1724
1:01:33,148 --> 1:01:35,556
Chad: we'll see you in court and we'll make sure

1725
1:01:35,596 --> 1:01:38,105
Chad: you'll never see our sister again.

1726
1:01:38,386 --> 1:01:41,074
Chad: And both this, almost 20 minutes into the

1727
1:01:41,114 --> 1:01:43,421
Chad: movie, was the point where I realized

1728
1:01:43,642 --> 1:01:44,705
Chad: Abby's his sister.

1729
1:01:46,774 --> 1:01:48,683
Chad: And then Mike says you don't even care

1730
1:01:48,723 --> 1:01:50,775
Chad: about Abby, you just want that monthly

1731
1:01:50,896 --> 1:01:52,145
Chad: check from the state.

1732
1:01:52,406 --> 1:01:54,138
Chad: And I was like, wait, that's Mary Stuart

1733
1:01:54,158 --> 1:01:56,760
Chad: Masterson's motive, a monthly check from

1734
1:01:56,820 --> 1:01:57,325
Chad: the state.

1735
1:01:57,648 --> 1:01:59,045
Chad: She's got lawyer money.

1736
1:01:59,266 --> 1:02:00,712
Chad: Like, how much is this check?

1737
1:02:00,966 --> 1:02:03,434
Chad: If it's that much, why does Mike need a job?

1738
1:02:03,767 --> 1:02:06,303
Bo: If Mary Stuart Masterson is in financial

1739
1:02:06,343 --> 1:02:08,389
Bo: straits, just stop paying the lawyer and

1740
1:02:08,409 --> 1:02:10,896
Bo: that's your money for the month that you

1741
1:02:10,936 --> 1:02:13,022
Bo: would get from you know, taking care of the

1742
1:02:13,043 --> 1:02:13,205
Bo: child.

1743
1:02:13,466 --> 1:02:14,770
Bo: Also way less headaches.

1744
1:02:15,132 --> 1:02:18,323
Bo: Not paying a lawyer versus having a child

1745
1:02:18,503 --> 1:02:18,945
Bo: in your home.

1746
1:02:19,206 --> 1:02:21,719
Chad: The Mary Stuart Masterson and character is

1747
1:02:21,780 --> 1:02:22,765
Chad: not needed in this film.

1748
1:02:22,986 --> 1:02:26,400
Chad: She is a distracting second tier villain

1749
1:02:26,621 --> 1:02:29,070
Chad: with no real purpose other than serving as

1750
1:02:29,170 --> 1:02:31,177
Chad: a convoluted on ramp for some other

1751
1:02:31,237 --> 1:02:33,244
Chad: characters who we'll talk about in just a

1752
1:02:33,284 --> 1:02:33,405
Chad: moment.

1753
1:02:33,586 --> 1:02:35,356
Chad: All you have to do in this film is take the

1754
1:02:35,397 --> 1:02:37,728
Chad: Mary Stuart Masterson character and go cast

1755
1:02:37,788 --> 1:02:40,035
Chad: that social worker lady from the Megan

1756
1:02:40,055 --> 1:02:42,256
Chad: movie and have her serve the same purpose

1757
1:02:42,317 --> 1:02:43,665
Chad: that she did in the Megan movie,

1758
1:02:43,866 --> 1:02:45,456
Chad: essentially coming in saying like hey, Mike,

1759
1:02:45,758 --> 1:02:48,051
Chad: if you don't get a job, improve that you

1760
1:02:48,332 --> 1:02:50,945
Chad: are providing a stable environment for Abby.

1761
1:02:51,166 --> 1:02:53,161
Chad: The state is going to take her, put her in

1762
1:02:53,222 --> 1:02:55,191
Chad: a home and you're going to lose your sister.

1763
1:02:55,291 --> 1:02:55,873
Chad: Done and done.

1764
1:02:55,913 --> 1:02:58,193
Chad: Yes, you don't have to have this Cruella

1765
1:02:58,253 --> 1:03:00,784
Chad: DeVille character show up wanting to take

1766
1:03:00,964 --> 1:03:03,400
Chad: Abby and strip off her skin to make a coat

1767
1:03:03,441 --> 1:03:03,843
Chad: or something.

1768
1:03:03,944 --> 1:03:05,089
Bo: Yes, although that would have been much

1769
1:03:05,149 --> 1:03:05,912
Bo: better if they'd done that.

1770
1:03:06,646 --> 1:03:10,436
Bo: After Doug and Mary Stuart Masterson leave,

1771
1:03:10,536 --> 1:03:14,093
Bo: even Mike just turns to the principal slash

1772
1:03:14,113 --> 1:03:16,634
Bo: social worker and is like you know, I think

1773
1:03:16,715 --> 1:03:17,345
Bo: she's right.

1774
1:03:17,666 --> 1:03:19,828
Bo: I suck at this and you're like how am I

1775
1:03:19,888 --> 1:03:21,673
Bo: supposed to root for you if you're not

1776
1:03:21,733 --> 1:03:22,876
Bo: rooting for yourself?

1777
1:03:23,648 --> 1:03:26,439
Chad: He says to this principal lady I'm hardly

1778
1:03:26,540 --> 1:03:27,825
Chad: fit to raise a kid.

1779
1:03:28,611 --> 1:03:30,244
Chad: I'm prone to fits of rage.

1780
1:03:31,254 --> 1:03:32,325
Chad: I take a lot of pills.

1781
1:03:33,028 --> 1:03:36,405
Bo: I haven't fed her in two, no three days.

1782
1:03:37,291 --> 1:03:39,405
Bo: Dog food is expensive for a kid.

1783
1:03:40,397 --> 1:03:44,018
Bo: What the social worker slash principal even

1784
1:03:44,058 --> 1:03:45,485
Bo: says, like she has to talk a bit to it.

1785
1:03:46,130 --> 1:03:47,883
Bo: Like you know, pictures are very powerful

1786
1:03:47,903 --> 1:03:48,165
Bo: for children.

1787
1:03:48,869 --> 1:03:51,185
Bo: And guess who's in all of Abby's pictures?

1788
1:03:52,112 --> 1:03:53,685
Bo: It's you beating people up and yelling.

1789
1:03:54,188 --> 1:03:57,548
Bo: Yeah, I guess you're right that.

1790
1:03:57,869 --> 1:04:00,827
Bo: I guess I'm important to her and she's like

1791
1:04:00,867 --> 1:04:01,992
Bo: look first things first.

1792
1:04:02,225 --> 1:04:05,112
Bo: You need to find a steady job that doesn't

1793
1:04:05,393 --> 1:04:06,997
Bo: end with you beating someone up.

1794
1:04:07,606 --> 1:04:09,411
Bo: Is there a job that you know of where you

1795
1:04:09,431 --> 1:04:12,048
Bo: would be completely alone in an isolated

1796
1:04:12,128 --> 1:04:14,354
Bo: environment where you can do almost no

1797
1:04:14,415 --> 1:04:14,836
Bo: damage?

1798
1:04:15,005 --> 1:04:18,154
Chad: Just a few scenes ago, matthew Lilller gave

1799
1:04:18,195 --> 1:04:20,791
Chad: me this, this card with a number on it, and

1800
1:04:20,851 --> 1:04:22,676
Chad: he has a job that I could take.

1801
1:04:22,885 --> 1:04:23,990
Chad: Maybe I could call him.

1802
1:04:24,245 --> 1:04:25,792
Chad: Yes, mike, do that.

1803
1:04:26,185 --> 1:04:28,492
Bo: All right, just get him out of my office at

1804
1:04:28,532 --> 1:04:30,566
Bo: the school or government building where I

1805
1:04:30,606 --> 1:04:30,867
Bo: work.

1806
1:04:31,348 --> 1:04:34,155
Chad: So Mike and Abby, they return home and Mike

1807
1:04:34,255 --> 1:04:36,047
Chad: picks up the phone and calls Matthew

1808
1:04:36,128 --> 1:04:38,975
Chad: Lillard using an old style push button

1809
1:04:39,056 --> 1:04:39,457
Chad: phone.

1810
1:04:39,625 --> 1:04:39,866
Chad: What?

1811
1:04:40,027 --> 1:04:40,870
Bo: year is this?

1812
1:04:40,990 --> 1:04:41,392
Bo: I know?

1813
1:04:42,105 --> 1:04:43,630
Bo: I swear to God, if somebody on this

1814
1:04:43,690 --> 1:04:45,666
Bo: production team was like, no, we want to

1815
1:04:45,686 --> 1:04:47,674
Bo: make it timeless, you can go fuck yourself.

1816
1:04:47,865 --> 1:04:50,053
Bo: I need to know when this movie is taking

1817
1:04:50,113 --> 1:04:51,849
Bo: place, because when you specifically

1818
1:04:51,930 --> 1:04:54,006
Bo: reference a time period later, you're like,

1819
1:04:54,107 --> 1:04:55,090
Bo: oh, it happened in the 80s.

1820
1:04:55,271 --> 1:04:55,974
Bo: Ok, great.

1821
1:04:56,245 --> 1:04:57,008
Bo: So when is this?

1822
1:04:57,329 --> 1:04:59,636
Bo: Give me some reference for anything?

1823
1:04:59,765 --> 1:05:01,992
Chad: Fix up the earpiece and gives the old timey

1824
1:05:02,032 --> 1:05:03,627
Chad: phone a crank like Sarah.

1825
1:05:03,788 --> 1:05:04,945
Chad: Get me Mount Pilate, yeah.

1826
1:05:04,965 --> 1:05:06,310
Bo: Freddy's 467,.

1827
1:05:06,350 --> 1:05:08,769
Bo: Please Connecting yes, Lillard here.

1828
1:05:09,186 --> 1:05:11,372
Chad: Mike calls Matthew Lillard, says he'll take

1829
1:05:11,392 --> 1:05:13,848
Chad: the job and Matthew Lillard then gives us a

1830
1:05:14,068 --> 1:05:17,287
Chad: whole bunch of exposition and he says like

1831
1:05:17,428 --> 1:05:19,554
Chad: let me give you a little backstory on this

1832
1:05:19,715 --> 1:05:20,076
Chad: job.

1833
1:05:20,285 --> 1:05:23,274
Chad: Like back in the 80s, man, this place was

1834
1:05:23,354 --> 1:05:26,091
Chad: huge with kids, but it's been shut down for

1835
1:05:26,232 --> 1:05:26,633
Chad: years.

1836
1:05:27,066 --> 1:05:29,073
Chad: Like it's not been given the wrecking ball

1837
1:05:29,105 --> 1:05:31,332
Chad: because the owner is a sentimental kind of

1838
1:05:31,352 --> 1:05:31,794
Chad: guy.

1839
1:05:31,834 --> 1:05:34,133
Chad: I guess he had some troubles with break-ins

1840
1:05:34,185 --> 1:05:36,554
Chad: with like drunks and vagrants mostly.

1841
1:05:36,865 --> 1:05:39,173
Chad: Like there's a security system with cameras

1842
1:05:39,273 --> 1:05:42,032
Chad: inside and out and the electricity is a bit

1843
1:05:42,153 --> 1:05:42,414
Chad: iffy.

1844
1:05:42,605 --> 1:05:44,631
Chad: If anything happens, man, like flip the

1845
1:05:44,671 --> 1:05:47,069
Chad: power breaker in the office and just watch

1846
1:05:47,109 --> 1:05:49,360
Chad: the monitors and keep the people out.

1847
1:05:49,465 --> 1:05:50,891
Chad: Like it's a piece of cake.

1848
1:05:50,971 --> 1:05:51,393
Chad: Man.

1849
1:05:51,645 --> 1:05:54,354
Bo: And this is heavily taken from the first

1850
1:05:54,374 --> 1:05:56,832
Bo: game, like they're you know, these are the

1851
1:05:56,873 --> 1:05:58,949
Bo: instructions given which begs the question

1852
1:05:59,150 --> 1:06:01,365
Bo: why don't they ever do the thing that

1853
1:06:01,426 --> 1:06:03,532
Bo: happens in the game, which would actually

1854
1:06:03,633 --> 1:06:06,009
Bo: work in this movie, where he's watching the

1855
1:06:06,069 --> 1:06:08,095
Bo: monitors and seeing these things move

1856
1:06:08,115 --> 1:06:10,592
Bo: around, even if it's just for like a night,

1857
1:06:10,672 --> 1:06:12,429
Bo: and then you get back to the other story

1858
1:06:12,469 --> 1:06:13,392
Bo: that I don't care about.

1859
1:06:13,573 --> 1:06:15,832
Chad: Right, but why not do the thing that the

1860
1:06:15,872 --> 1:06:16,915
Chad: game is famous for.

1861
1:06:17,125 --> 1:06:18,931
Chad: It seems like it lends itself to a

1862
1:06:18,992 --> 1:06:21,489
Chad: suspenseful moment of the doors opening and

1863
1:06:21,529 --> 1:06:23,455
Chad: closing and the lights going off and on.

1864
1:06:23,615 --> 1:06:26,212
Chad: Yeah Well, also, they waver back and forth

1865
1:06:26,533 --> 1:06:29,871
Chad: as to whether or not the lumbering robots

1866
1:06:30,112 --> 1:06:31,777
Chad: are actual bad guys.

1867
1:06:32,046 --> 1:06:34,006
Bo: Right Another problem with this movie am I

1868
1:06:34,046 --> 1:06:35,651
Bo: supposed to be sympathetic towards these

1869
1:06:35,691 --> 1:06:38,007
Bo: horrifying animatronic monsters or am I

1870
1:06:38,067 --> 1:06:39,531
Bo: supposed to think they are horrifying

1871
1:06:39,591 --> 1:06:40,574
Bo: animatronic monsters?

1872
1:06:40,855 --> 1:06:45,135
Bo: Yes, and the movie never clearly says Not

1873
1:06:45,176 --> 1:06:46,628
Bo: at all Up until the end.

1874
1:06:46,789 --> 1:06:49,307
Chad: It's either or both and neither, but all of

1875
1:06:49,347 --> 1:06:51,152
Chad: that at the same time and at the same time.

1876
1:06:51,193 --> 1:06:51,554
Chad: None of that.

1877
1:06:51,694 --> 1:06:54,085
Chad: Yes, mike, during all of this exposition he

1878
1:06:54,125 --> 1:06:56,453
Chad: approaches the rundown Freddy Fazbear's

1879
1:06:56,493 --> 1:06:56,975
Chad: location.

1880
1:06:57,105 --> 1:07:00,213
Chad: He goes inside and the place doesn't really

1881
1:07:00,353 --> 1:07:02,097
Chad: look too worse for the wear.

1882
1:07:02,445 --> 1:07:04,751
Bo: Yeah, it looks like you could do some light

1883
1:07:04,892 --> 1:07:06,857
Bo: dusting in this place is ready for business.

1884
1:07:07,125 --> 1:07:10,013
Chad: Mike lips on the main power breaker, and

1885
1:07:10,073 --> 1:07:11,646
Chad: the front of the place lights up with this

1886
1:07:11,706 --> 1:07:14,795
Chad: cartoon sign with the bear on it and all of

1887
1:07:14,855 --> 1:07:15,867
Chad: these dancing lights.

1888
1:07:16,107 --> 1:07:17,714
Chad: The building now screams come here.

1889
1:07:17,805 --> 1:07:20,348
Chad: We're possibly over Right, why on?

1890
1:07:20,549 --> 1:07:20,789
Bo: earth.

1891
1:07:20,950 --> 1:07:23,296
Bo: Would you have all of this stuff still

1892
1:07:23,336 --> 1:07:25,351
Bo: turned on Again, looking at Matthew

1893
1:07:25,391 --> 1:07:28,950
Bo: Lillard's end game here, which is I now own

1894
1:07:29,191 --> 1:07:31,916
Bo: this building that is kept in working order,

1895
1:07:32,097 --> 1:07:34,169
Bo: where I have murdered children.

1896
1:07:34,451 --> 1:07:34,973
Bo: Spoilers.

1897
1:07:35,286 --> 1:07:37,053
Chad: Years, if not decades ago.

1898
1:07:37,225 --> 1:07:39,533
Bo: You're right, and I stopped, which is great,

1899
1:07:39,694 --> 1:07:41,893
Bo: sure, but I still might do it occasionally.

1900
1:07:42,286 --> 1:07:44,628
Bo: Some light child murder, a hobby, great,

1901
1:07:44,748 --> 1:07:47,155
Bo: where you're not doing it as you know, like,

1902
1:07:47,215 --> 1:07:49,751
Bo: hey, you want to make something you love

1903
1:07:49,911 --> 1:07:50,754
Bo: into something you hate.

1904
1:07:50,874 --> 1:07:53,179
Bo: Do it for a job, and Matthew Lillard has

1905
1:07:53,240 --> 1:07:53,845
Bo: learned this lesson.

1906
1:07:53,905 --> 1:07:55,991
Bo: It's like I can't just kill children all

1907
1:07:56,011 --> 1:07:58,106
Bo: the time, because then it becomes work and

1908
1:07:58,146 --> 1:07:58,950
Bo: I want to enjoy it.

1909
1:07:59,125 --> 1:08:01,617
Chad: You think it's a great idea to go live in

1910
1:08:01,657 --> 1:08:03,949
Chad: Las Vegas when you move there and a month

1911
1:08:03,990 --> 1:08:05,505
Chad: later you're like this was a mistake.

1912
1:08:05,725 --> 1:08:08,492
Bo: Yeah, so he is taking I don't know five

1913
1:08:08,552 --> 1:08:11,347
Bo: years, 10 years, 30 years off, whenever

1914
1:08:11,467 --> 1:08:12,813
Bo: this is after the 80s.

1915
1:08:13,045 --> 1:08:15,211
Chad: Let's also touch on the fact that Matthew

1916
1:08:15,271 --> 1:08:17,947
Chad: Lillard was looking at his name and it's

1917
1:08:17,987 --> 1:08:20,477
Chad: like oh, you happen to have the last name

1918
1:08:20,698 --> 1:08:21,963
Chad: of a kid that I murdered.

1919
1:08:22,184 --> 1:08:23,950
Chad: Yes, you should come work as a security

1920
1:08:24,011 --> 1:08:26,869
Chad: guard at the place, then gets upset when he

1921
1:08:26,950 --> 1:08:28,835
Chad: starts to sniff around and figure things

1922
1:08:29,056 --> 1:08:29,196
Chad: out.

1923
1:08:29,425 --> 1:08:32,293
Chad: Also, this place is full of robots that are

1924
1:08:32,333 --> 1:08:34,469
Chad: haunted with ghost children, that sing

1925
1:08:34,730 --> 1:08:36,982
Chad: secrets that you keep by the romantics over

1926
1:08:37,022 --> 1:08:37,585
Chad: and over again.

1927
1:08:37,848 --> 1:08:38,051
Bo: Yes.

1928
1:08:39,205 --> 1:08:39,506
Chad: Alright.

1929
1:08:39,606 --> 1:08:42,031
Chad: So Mike's in the back office and there's a

1930
1:08:42,111 --> 1:08:44,796
Chad: top load VCR with a tape in it with his

1931
1:08:45,017 --> 1:08:46,079
Chad: name on the outside.

1932
1:08:46,245 --> 1:08:49,090
Chad: Mike smashes it down and hits play and we

1933
1:08:49,130 --> 1:08:52,175
Chad: see this 80s era training video for

1934
1:08:52,215 --> 1:08:54,178
Chad: security guards at Freddy Fazbear's and it

1935
1:08:54,218 --> 1:08:55,320
Chad: tells you nothing.

1936
1:08:55,425 --> 1:08:57,110
Chad: You know she's just like hey welcome for

1937
1:08:57,150 --> 1:08:59,096
Chad: being a security guard here.

1938
1:08:59,325 --> 1:09:01,368
Chad: The owner of this place had two passions

1939
1:09:01,509 --> 1:09:03,492
Chad: family entertainment and free roaming

1940
1:09:03,552 --> 1:09:06,196
Chad: robots with lithium batteries to terrify

1941
1:09:06,276 --> 1:09:08,560
Chad: adults and children alike.

1942
1:09:08,865 --> 1:09:10,109
Chad: And then there's some distortion in the

1943
1:09:10,149 --> 1:09:11,614
Chad: video that hints that things are a little

1944
1:09:11,654 --> 1:09:12,055
Chad: wonky.

1945
1:09:12,305 --> 1:09:14,511
Chad: So Mike naturally smacks the TV, not

1946
1:09:14,571 --> 1:09:16,195
Chad: understanding that this is not an issue

1947
1:09:16,236 --> 1:09:16,837
Chad: with the monitor.

1948
1:09:16,885 --> 1:09:18,511
Chad: It's probably the cassette tape or the

1949
1:09:18,531 --> 1:09:19,133
Chad: player itself.

1950
1:09:19,845 --> 1:09:21,712
Chad: Mike, you unlikable dummy.

1951
1:09:22,005 --> 1:09:24,729
Chad: For some reason other than it was what was

1952
1:09:24,830 --> 1:09:27,314
Chad: next in the script, mike goes over and

1953
1:09:27,494 --> 1:09:30,238
Chad: opens a locker where we are greeted with a

1954
1:09:30,298 --> 1:09:32,909
Chad: failed jump scare including a nine inch

1955
1:09:32,990 --> 1:09:35,116
Chad: tall balloon boy figurine.

1956
1:09:35,345 --> 1:09:36,628
Chad: It kind of looks like it has one of those

1957
1:09:36,728 --> 1:09:39,114
Chad: oversized bobbleheads and the kids holding

1958
1:09:39,154 --> 1:09:40,765
Chad: a balloon and wearing a beanie cap, and

1959
1:09:40,785 --> 1:09:42,593
Chad: it's not even that creepy of a figurine.

1960
1:09:42,705 --> 1:09:44,051
Chad: And it's never explained in the movie

1961
1:09:44,091 --> 1:09:44,272
Chad: either.

1962
1:09:44,465 --> 1:09:45,910
Chad: It's in the movie a lot, and it's other

1963
1:09:45,930 --> 1:09:46,914
Chad: than here's this thing.

1964
1:09:47,265 --> 1:09:49,873
Bo: I think it's some kind of collectible from

1965
1:09:49,934 --> 1:09:50,536
Bo: the game.

1966
1:09:50,625 --> 1:09:54,673
Bo: Maybe maybe it's got to be some kind of nod

1967
1:09:54,693 --> 1:09:56,857
Bo: to the games that I just haven't played

1968
1:09:56,897 --> 1:09:57,659
Bo: enough to get.

1969
1:09:57,905 --> 1:10:00,229
Bo: But again, why on earth fill your movie

1970
1:10:00,289 --> 1:10:02,053
Bo: with stuff that is going to make it

1971
1:10:02,213 --> 1:10:04,417
Bo: impossible for someone who has not gone

1972
1:10:04,457 --> 1:10:06,185
Bo: down the rabbit hole of these games, Like,

1973
1:10:06,265 --> 1:10:08,249
Bo: yeah, I mean it was successful and all that,

1974
1:10:08,430 --> 1:10:12,096
Bo: but it is just impenetrable to anyone who

1975
1:10:12,177 --> 1:10:13,639
Bo: is not already in the world.

1976
1:10:14,767 --> 1:10:16,611
Bo: Why do you want to get an increasing share

1977
1:10:16,651 --> 1:10:18,796
Bo: of a shrinking market as opposed to make

1978
1:10:18,816 --> 1:10:20,078
Bo: this accessible for everyone?

1979
1:10:20,185 --> 1:10:21,210
Chad: Put yourself in Mike's shoes.

1980
1:10:21,385 --> 1:10:23,405
Chad: You walk over and you open a locker let's

1981
1:10:23,445 --> 1:10:24,988
Chad: assume Matthew Lillard said there was a

1982
1:10:25,048 --> 1:10:27,112
Chad: security vest for you to wear in a locker

1983
1:10:27,131 --> 1:10:28,574
Chad: and you open the locker and you see this

1984
1:10:28,734 --> 1:10:31,158
Chad: figurine that's the height of a soft drink,

1985
1:10:31,198 --> 1:10:31,579
Chad: can?

1986
1:10:32,105 --> 1:10:33,670
Chad: It's not going to scare you?

1987
1:10:33,830 --> 1:10:34,713
Bo: No, no, no, no, You're not going to.

1988
1:10:34,914 --> 1:10:36,228
Bo: Oh right, you would be like what the fuck

1989
1:10:36,269 --> 1:10:36,650
Bo: is this thing?

1990
1:10:36,945 --> 1:10:40,832
Chad: I knew a guy who used to go and purchase

1991
1:10:41,152 --> 1:10:45,239
Chad: large cardboard cutouts of people and leave

1992
1:10:45,279 --> 1:10:45,700
Chad: them at work.

1993
1:10:45,765 --> 1:10:48,411
Chad: It was in a restaurant, like in storage

1994
1:10:48,471 --> 1:10:51,466
Chad: rooms and in where we kept the liquor, and

1995
1:10:51,626 --> 1:10:54,715
Chad: he bought a six foot tall stone cold Steve

1996
1:10:54,775 --> 1:10:55,116
Chad: Austin.

1997
1:10:55,385 --> 1:10:58,569
Chad: He got a giant cutout of Jim Carrey in the

1998
1:10:58,629 --> 1:11:01,072
Chad: mask from an old Hollywood video and he

1999
1:11:01,092 --> 1:11:02,854
Chad: would just leave them in there to scare the

2000
1:11:02,894 --> 1:11:04,436
Chad: shit out of people when they opened up

2001
1:11:04,456 --> 1:11:06,618
Chad: these dark closets and found what they

2002
1:11:06,799 --> 1:11:08,741
Chad: initially thought was a human being waiting

2003
1:11:08,781 --> 1:11:10,307
Chad: for them Albeit, one of them wearing a

2004
1:11:10,367 --> 1:11:12,151
Chad: yellow suit suit and the other one wearing

2005
1:11:12,271 --> 1:11:14,616
Chad: tiny little black man panties holding a

2006
1:11:14,716 --> 1:11:15,577
Chad: crumpled beer can.

2007
1:11:15,878 --> 1:11:17,569
Chad: Uh-huh, but that scared people.

2008
1:11:17,690 --> 1:11:18,533
Chad: I get that Sure.

2009
1:11:18,665 --> 1:11:19,730
Chad: Oh my God, there's a person here.

2010
1:11:19,805 --> 1:11:21,931
Chad: I didn't open a locker and see a precious

2011
1:11:22,051 --> 1:11:24,237
Chad: moments figurine in there and shit my pants.

2012
1:11:24,445 --> 1:11:26,772
Bo: I like that bit of chaos that your coworker

2013
1:11:26,833 --> 1:11:28,749
Bo: was introducing, yeah, but you're right,

2014
1:11:29,185 --> 1:11:31,030
Bo: within the context of this movie, this

2015
1:11:31,090 --> 1:11:33,275
Bo: doesn't make sense and it's irrelevant and

2016
1:11:33,316 --> 1:11:34,017
Bo: unnecessary.

2017
1:11:34,165 --> 1:11:35,872
Bo: There's even a post credit stinger with

2018
1:11:35,912 --> 1:11:37,667
Bo: this same gag in it and it's like I don't

2019
1:11:37,828 --> 1:11:39,755
Bo: get this because there's nothing to get.

2020
1:11:39,865 --> 1:11:41,031
Chad: It doesn't make any sense.

2021
1:11:42,389 --> 1:11:43,746
Bo: Oh, I hate this so much Shit.

2022
1:11:43,906 --> 1:11:46,010
Chad: Mike wanders around the pizzeria and he

2023
1:11:46,090 --> 1:11:48,314
Chad: makes his way over to that big wall of

2024
1:11:48,395 --> 1:11:50,238
Chad: crayon drawings we saw in the opening

2025
1:11:50,278 --> 1:11:53,470
Chad: credits and he goes past the tables in the

2026
1:11:53,530 --> 1:11:55,414
Chad: dining room and he hears a kvunk in the

2027
1:11:55,454 --> 1:11:58,046
Chad: back and Mike says hello, because it's

2028
1:11:58,086 --> 1:11:59,833
Chad: probably one of those drunk vagrants.

2029
1:11:59,913 --> 1:12:00,094
Chad: Mm-hmm.

2030
1:12:00,545 --> 1:12:02,790
Chad: And Mike pulls back the curtain a bit and

2031
1:12:02,810 --> 1:12:04,673
Chad: for the first time, we get to see the

2032
1:12:04,753 --> 1:12:06,677
Chad: Freddie Fazbear characters, including

2033
1:12:06,777 --> 1:12:08,989
Chad: Freddie Fazbear, chica the chick, bonnie

2034
1:12:09,029 --> 1:12:11,436
Chad: the bunny and Foxy the pirate fox.

2035
1:12:11,585 --> 1:12:13,515
Chad: There is also a character in Chica's hand

2036
1:12:13,555 --> 1:12:15,042
Chad: known as Mr Cupcake.

2037
1:12:15,324 --> 1:12:15,444
Chad: Uh-huh.

2038
1:12:15,585 --> 1:12:17,590
Chad: Who, as you might guess, is a pink frosted

2039
1:12:17,650 --> 1:12:20,077
Chad: cupcake with buck teeth and eyeballs.

2040
1:12:20,285 --> 1:12:23,452
Bo: Who plays a larger than necessary role in

2041
1:12:23,472 --> 1:12:26,057
Bo: this movie, for it being a movie called

2042
1:12:26,197 --> 1:12:27,867
Bo: Five Nights at Freddy's Freddy's is

2043
1:12:27,907 --> 1:12:29,774
Bo: surprisingly irrelevant to this movie.

2044
1:12:29,814 --> 1:12:29,975
Chad: Right.

2045
1:12:30,165 --> 1:12:32,492
Chad: Also, they never explain why this is called

2046
1:12:32,572 --> 1:12:33,836
Chad: Five Nights at Freddy's.

2047
1:12:34,045 --> 1:12:35,791
Chad: You could have fixed this by having Matthew

2048
1:12:35,851 --> 1:12:37,435
Chad: Lillard say here's the job.

2049
1:12:37,585 --> 1:12:39,312
Chad: You're going to have a probationary period.

2050
1:12:39,465 --> 1:12:41,211
Chad: If you can survive the job for Five Nights,

2051
1:12:41,452 --> 1:12:42,535
Chad: I'll hire you full time.

2052
1:12:42,665 --> 1:12:44,668
Chad: So, Mike, after getting the lay of the land,

2053
1:12:44,709 --> 1:12:47,473
Chad: he goes back to the security room with the

2054
1:12:47,513 --> 1:12:49,817
Chad: monitors and he immediately falls asleep.

2055
1:12:51,259 --> 1:12:52,889
Bo: Right, there's a point this movie will get

2056
1:12:52,909 --> 1:12:54,653
Bo: to, where somebody specifically says just

2057
1:12:54,734 --> 1:12:55,957
Bo: stop sleeping at work.

2058
1:12:56,045 --> 1:12:57,732
Bo: Cut to him falling asleep at work.

2059
1:12:57,805 --> 1:12:59,673
Bo: It's like you suck at this.

2060
1:12:59,805 --> 1:13:01,773
Bo: No wonder you can't hold down a job.

2061
1:13:01,905 --> 1:13:04,632
Chad: He has two modes it's silence and rage.

2062
1:13:05,005 --> 1:13:07,291
Chad: He's from the Al Pacino School of

2063
1:13:08,153 --> 1:13:08,835
Chad: Employment.

2064
1:13:09,825 --> 1:13:12,770
Bo: The Al Pacino Narcoleptic School of Acty,

2065
1:13:12,810 --> 1:13:15,414
Bo: where this Freddy Fosman needs to have a

2066
1:13:15,474 --> 1:13:16,736
Bo: flamethrower taken to him.

2067
1:13:19,005 --> 1:13:22,672
Chad: Chica Foxy, mr Cupcake, fuck you too.

2068
1:13:26,086 --> 1:13:28,357
Bo: Say hello to my little friend.

2069
1:13:28,377 --> 1:13:29,845
Chad: All right.

2070
1:13:29,905 --> 1:13:31,830
Chad: So Mike falls asleep and he's having his

2071
1:13:31,930 --> 1:13:33,554
Chad: dream and it goes through the same motions

2072
1:13:33,595 --> 1:13:34,597
Chad: we saw the first time.

2073
1:13:34,705 --> 1:13:36,189
Chad: But this time Mike turns around in the

2074
1:13:36,229 --> 1:13:39,236
Chad: woods and he is surrounded by five children.

2075
1:13:39,745 --> 1:13:42,269
Chad: Anyone choosing to pay close attention to

2076
1:13:42,329 --> 1:13:45,354
Chad: this movie might realize that the five kids

2077
1:13:45,394 --> 1:13:47,738
Chad: in the woods staring at Mike one of them is

2078
1:13:47,818 --> 1:13:50,371
Chad: wearing rabbit ears, one of them has a

2079
1:13:50,411 --> 1:13:53,694
Chad: brown shirt, one is dressed in a red shirt,

2080
1:13:54,066 --> 1:13:56,692
Chad: one has a flat top hat, like he's on his

2081
1:13:56,732 --> 1:13:58,998
Chad: way to Barbershop Quartet rehearsal, and

2082
1:13:59,179 --> 1:14:01,745
Chad: one is dressed in a yellow shirt.

2083
1:14:02,006 --> 1:14:05,495
Chad: And these kids represent the animatronics

2084
1:14:05,755 --> 1:14:06,417
Chad: in the movie.

2085
1:14:06,505 --> 1:14:10,113
Chad: But this is not as explicitly spelled out

2086
1:14:10,373 --> 1:14:12,618
Chad: as it should be for a movie like this.

2087
1:14:13,025 --> 1:14:14,308
Bo: You know, I kind of clocked what was

2088
1:14:14,348 --> 1:14:17,113
Bo: happening here, and I don't mind that being

2089
1:14:17,193 --> 1:14:19,538
Bo: more subtle, I suppose, because at least

2090
1:14:19,618 --> 1:14:21,048
Bo: it's something, it's at least somebody

2091
1:14:21,108 --> 1:14:22,995
Bo: caring about what's happening in this movie,

2092
1:14:23,245 --> 1:14:25,709
Bo: and I'll give it points for effort here.

2093
1:14:25,849 --> 1:14:28,554
Bo: When there are so few moments in this movie

2094
1:14:28,594 --> 1:14:31,318
Bo: that speak of we care about this thing and

2095
1:14:31,378 --> 1:14:33,267
Bo: want it to be good, and this is one of

2096
1:14:33,307 --> 1:14:36,054
Bo: those few moments where like, oh, somebody

2097
1:14:36,094 --> 1:14:38,447
Bo: was trying here, that's nice, mike says hey,

2098
1:14:38,508 --> 1:14:39,129
Bo: weird kids.

2099
1:14:39,289 --> 1:14:41,695
Chad: did you see my brother get abducted by that

2100
1:14:41,715 --> 1:14:42,998
Chad: guy in that car that drove away?

2101
1:14:43,125 --> 1:14:44,613
Chad: And then all the kids scatter in different

2102
1:14:44,633 --> 1:14:46,562
Chad: directions and Mike chases the kid in the

2103
1:14:46,583 --> 1:14:47,045
Chad: brown shirt.

2104
1:14:47,145 --> 1:14:49,371
Chad: But Mike trips over rock and falls down and

2105
1:14:49,411 --> 1:14:51,737
Chad: he wakes up from sleeping on the job.

2106
1:14:51,845 --> 1:14:52,810
Chad: So that's night one.

2107
1:14:53,245 --> 1:14:55,510
Chad: Mike goes back home where Max the

2108
1:14:55,670 --> 1:14:58,015
Chad: babysitter not his girlfriend or his sister

2109
1:14:58,496 --> 1:15:00,467
Chad: she's sleeping on the couch and I thought

2110
1:15:00,588 --> 1:15:02,814
Chad: how much is he paying her to sleep at his

2111
1:15:02,894 --> 1:15:03,816
Chad: house overnight?

2112
1:15:03,965 --> 1:15:06,210
Chad: And does this security job pay Mike enough

2113
1:15:06,291 --> 1:15:08,656
Chad: money to cover the cost of an overnight

2114
1:15:08,796 --> 1:15:09,478
Chad: babysitter?

2115
1:15:09,725 --> 1:15:11,870
Bo: Oh wait, chad this is at least answered in

2116
1:15:11,910 --> 1:15:14,535
Bo: the script when he says um, I promise I'm

2117
1:15:14,575 --> 1:15:16,259
Bo: going to pay you eventually.

2118
1:15:16,445 --> 1:15:18,353
Chad: That's not how it works.

2119
1:15:18,685 --> 1:15:21,835
Bo: Payment is due upon receipt of services man

2120
1:15:21,995 --> 1:15:24,193
Bo: yeah, and then she's like that's okay, mike,

2121
1:15:24,386 --> 1:15:25,812
Bo: then she fucks off.

2122
1:15:25,945 --> 1:15:27,430
Chad: If you want to make Mike a more likeable

2123
1:15:27,470 --> 1:15:29,206
Chad: character you touch on this earlier Just

2124
1:15:29,246 --> 1:15:31,833
Chad: make Max his living girlfriend who's trying

2125
1:15:31,853 --> 1:15:33,277
Chad: to fix his troubled soul.

2126
1:15:33,425 --> 1:15:34,830
Chad: And she's the one like hey, I'll keep an

2127
1:15:34,890 --> 1:15:36,806
Chad: eye on Abby, you got this night job, you go

2128
1:15:36,846 --> 1:15:37,769
Chad: do what you got to do.

2129
1:15:37,829 --> 1:15:38,992
Chad: That'd be great, just do that.

2130
1:15:39,153 --> 1:15:40,787
Bo: Yeah, how about anything, anything that

2131
1:15:40,807 --> 1:15:41,530
Bo: makes him likeable?

2132
1:15:41,590 --> 1:15:42,153
Bo: That'd be great.

2133
1:15:42,365 --> 1:15:45,414
Bo: Mike goes to check in on Abby who is still

2134
1:15:45,454 --> 1:15:45,735
Bo: asleep.

2135
1:15:45,775 --> 1:15:47,510
Bo: Of course she got some of his pills.

2136
1:15:48,247 --> 1:15:49,710
Bo: Well, you know, he leaves them in the

2137
1:15:49,750 --> 1:15:53,505
Bo: drawer right under his 1980s era Walkman I

2138
1:15:53,525 --> 1:15:55,551
Bo: thought you were going to say his pit house

2139
1:15:55,632 --> 1:15:57,036
Bo: and hustler magazines.

2140
1:15:57,245 --> 1:15:58,689
Bo: That would make him more likeable as a

2141
1:15:58,730 --> 1:16:00,134
Bo: character, because at least it would make

2142
1:16:00,174 --> 1:16:00,816
Bo: him relatable.

2143
1:16:01,005 --> 1:16:02,870
Chad: We've learned when you give a character

2144
1:16:02,930 --> 1:16:04,715
Chad: pornography in a movie, that makes them

2145
1:16:04,935 --> 1:16:06,367
Chad: likeable at that, and when they pull a

2146
1:16:06,447 --> 1:16:09,174
Chad: flask out and kind of give it the, you're

2147
1:16:09,254 --> 1:16:11,307
Chad: like, oh, you're a sad character that I'm

2148
1:16:11,348 --> 1:16:12,733
Chad: not supposed to empathize with.

2149
1:16:12,905 --> 1:16:14,572
Bo: We watch movies very differently.

2150
1:16:16,511 --> 1:16:18,778
Bo: Basically, anytime Jeff Bridges pulls out a

2151
1:16:18,838 --> 1:16:21,286
Bo: flask in a movie which is about 90% of his

2152
1:16:21,346 --> 1:16:23,634
Bo: performances, I am more on board with his

2153
1:16:23,674 --> 1:16:24,115
Bo: character.

2154
1:16:24,225 --> 1:16:26,511
Chad: You know, a movie that I really disliked

2155
1:16:26,731 --> 1:16:29,438
Chad: was something about Mary, and I only found

2156
1:16:29,726 --> 1:16:32,494
Chad: one scene in that movie to genuinely make

2157
1:16:32,554 --> 1:16:35,533
Chad: me laugh out loud, and it's the scene where

2158
1:16:35,753 --> 1:16:38,223
Chad: we first meet Matt Dillon's character as

2159
1:16:38,323 --> 1:16:40,168
Chad: the private investigator and he stands up

2160
1:16:40,209 --> 1:16:43,196
Chad: from behind his desk and his pants the belt

2161
1:16:43,236 --> 1:16:45,692
Chad: is open and they're undone and the zipper

2162
1:16:45,712 --> 1:16:50,631
Chad: is down as a characteristic of being a real

2163
1:16:50,691 --> 1:16:51,473
Chad: sleazeball.

2164
1:16:51,574 --> 1:16:53,787
Bo: This dude was just sitting at work with his

2165
1:16:53,927 --> 1:16:56,434
Bo: pants really open because he was stroking

2166
1:16:56,474 --> 1:16:57,176
Bo: it at some point.

2167
1:16:57,265 --> 1:16:59,872
Chad: Maybe not now, but he was the spectrum of

2168
1:16:59,992 --> 1:17:01,917
Chad: what was going on, from anything that was

2169
1:17:02,005 --> 1:17:04,292
Chad: more self gratifying to just like I just

2170
1:17:04,332 --> 1:17:06,438
Chad: need to air things out a little bit.

2171
1:17:06,725 --> 1:17:08,252
Bo: Have you ever been in that position?

2172
1:17:08,305 --> 1:17:09,569
Bo: I'm just trying to think of a time where I

2173
1:17:09,629 --> 1:17:11,114
Bo: felt like I needed some breeze.

2174
1:17:11,546 --> 1:17:13,398
Chad: The place looked like it didn't have very

2175
1:17:13,459 --> 1:17:14,325
Chad: good air conditioning.

2176
1:17:14,485 --> 1:17:15,785
Chad: I'm trying to give him a bit of it, so

2177
1:17:15,805 --> 1:17:17,870
Chad: let's get back to this movie, which is

2178
1:17:18,151 --> 1:17:20,256
Chad: arguably worse than something about Mary.

2179
1:17:20,336 --> 1:17:20,918
Chad: I would agree with that.

2180
1:17:21,025 --> 1:17:23,552
Chad: We got to this diner where Mary Stuart

2181
1:17:23,592 --> 1:17:25,657
Chad: Masterson and her sad sack lawyer, doug,

2182
1:17:25,886 --> 1:17:29,017
Chad: are there and, shocker of shockers, bo Max,

2183
1:17:29,078 --> 1:17:31,045
Chad: the babysitter, is there with her

2184
1:17:31,185 --> 1:17:33,073
Chad: aforementioned boyfriend, jeff.

2185
1:17:33,466 --> 1:17:35,656
Chad: Now the waiter comes over and Mary Stuart

2186
1:17:35,696 --> 1:17:37,746
Chad: Masterson informs the waiter that they are

2187
1:17:37,847 --> 1:17:39,578
Chad: not eating, and then there's a little back

2188
1:17:39,618 --> 1:17:41,147
Chad: and forth about breakfast being the most

2189
1:17:41,187 --> 1:17:42,111
Chad: important meal of the day.

2190
1:17:42,225 --> 1:17:44,611
Chad: Now the waiter is played by YouTuber Matt

2191
1:17:44,631 --> 1:17:47,767
Chad: Pat, who was the individual that created a

2192
1:17:47,888 --> 1:17:51,336
Chad: detailed analysis of video game mythologies,

2193
1:17:51,536 --> 1:17:53,528
Chad: including the Five Nights at Freddy's, one

2194
1:17:53,632 --> 1:17:55,847
Chad: that I watched, and for those who are in

2195
1:17:55,867 --> 1:17:58,558
Chad: the know, this was a huge deal that he had

2196
1:17:58,658 --> 1:17:59,903
Chad: a part in this movie.

2197
1:18:00,064 --> 1:18:02,013
Chad: All right, tell those kids that you work

2198
1:18:02,074 --> 1:18:02,717
Chad: with that.

2199
1:18:02,838 --> 1:18:04,967
Chad: Hey, did you see Matt Pat, and that'll

2200
1:18:04,987 --> 1:18:05,890
Chad: score you some points.

2201
1:18:06,272 --> 1:18:07,074
Chad: They know, I don't care.

2202
1:18:07,226 --> 1:18:08,843
Chad: You can pretend like you care.

2203
1:18:08,863 --> 1:18:11,231
Bo: Yeah, I blew their minds when I let them

2204
1:18:11,271 --> 1:18:13,176
Bo: know I knew what rainbow six siege was.

2205
1:18:13,325 --> 1:18:14,430
Bo: I've got all the points I need.

2206
1:18:14,490 --> 1:18:16,110
Bo: Right now they're scheming.

2207
1:18:16,265 --> 1:18:18,934
Bo: They're in a diner plotting.

2208
1:18:19,005 --> 1:18:20,993
Chad: Mary Stuart Masterson berates Max.

2209
1:18:21,085 --> 1:18:22,868
Chad: She's like what am I in yet and get an A

2210
1:18:23,008 --> 1:18:23,952
Chad: dirt on Mike?

2211
1:18:24,265 --> 1:18:26,133
Chad: And she's like, no, he's a pretty good guy.

2212
1:18:26,245 --> 1:18:27,491
Chad: She's trying to take care of Abby.

2213
1:18:27,685 --> 1:18:29,686
Chad: And then the boyfriend, Jeff, Chimes it hey,

2214
1:18:29,766 --> 1:18:31,331
Chad: Mary Stuart Masterson, you need to pay us

2215
1:18:31,351 --> 1:18:32,655
Chad: the $200 you owe us.

2216
1:18:32,805 --> 1:18:34,410
Chad: And by us I mean Max, because she did all

2217
1:18:34,430 --> 1:18:35,735
Chad: the babysitting for no money.

2218
1:18:35,945 --> 1:18:37,190
Chad: And this was the one moment in the movie

2219
1:18:37,210 --> 1:18:37,793
Chad: that made me laugh.

2220
1:18:37,885 --> 1:18:40,053
Chad: Doug the sad sack lawyer says I shouldn't

2221
1:18:40,093 --> 1:18:40,434
Chad: be here.

2222
1:18:40,665 --> 1:18:43,014
Chad: I shouldn't be hearing any of that, Right.

2223
1:18:43,486 --> 1:18:45,693
Bo: And Mary Stuart Masterson kind of sits them

2224
1:18:45,733 --> 1:18:47,046
Bo: down, which makes me think that they're in

2225
1:18:47,086 --> 1:18:48,813
Bo: some kind of weird sexual relationship

2226
1:18:48,853 --> 1:18:50,129
Bo: where she's definitely in charge.

2227
1:18:50,505 --> 1:18:52,092
Bo: We definitely watch movies differently.

2228
1:18:53,585 --> 1:18:56,774
Bo: So this boyfriend Jeff is like why don't we

2229
1:18:56,854 --> 1:18:57,677
Bo: just kill him?

2230
1:18:57,966 --> 1:18:59,491
Chad: I like the way you think, but that's a

2231
1:18:59,531 --> 1:19:00,815
Chad: little bit too much for right now.

2232
1:19:00,985 --> 1:19:01,809
Chad: What's your plan be?

2233
1:19:02,145 --> 1:19:03,891
Bo: Doug immediately gets up against like I

2234
1:19:03,931 --> 1:19:05,226
Bo: definitely don't need to be here for

2235
1:19:05,568 --> 1:19:06,351
Bo: accessory to murder.

2236
1:19:06,385 --> 1:19:08,492
Chad: Sit down, dougie, you're not going anywhere.

2237
1:19:08,633 --> 1:19:08,954
Chad: Yes, ma'am.

2238
1:19:09,145 --> 1:19:10,732
Bo: Yeah, so he sits back down.

2239
1:19:10,925 --> 1:19:13,012
Bo: Remember, I want you to wear that skirt

2240
1:19:13,093 --> 1:19:13,454
Bo: later.

2241
1:19:13,765 --> 1:19:14,951
Chad: Jeff comes in with plan B.

2242
1:19:15,285 --> 1:19:16,792
Chad: What if we just go in and toss the place?

2243
1:19:16,885 --> 1:19:19,293
Chad: No break in, mess it up, mike gets fired,

2244
1:19:19,313 --> 1:19:19,975
Chad: you get Abby.

2245
1:19:20,105 --> 1:19:22,307
Chad: It's a plan so stupid Even the laziest of

2246
1:19:22,347 --> 1:19:24,312
Chad: screenwriters could think of it and you

2247
1:19:24,372 --> 1:19:26,176
Chad: give us $2,000.

2248
1:19:26,517 --> 1:19:28,751
Bo: I like it, but how about 1000?

2249
1:19:28,972 --> 1:19:31,653
Bo: All right, that seems like more weight.

2250
1:19:32,025 --> 1:19:34,133
Bo: And so, anyway, they're off to roll this

2251
1:19:34,173 --> 1:19:34,614
Bo: place.

2252
1:19:34,905 --> 1:19:36,512
Bo: Cut to Mike on his bed.

2253
1:19:36,725 --> 1:19:39,173
Bo: He's jumping on the bed to get the Nebraska

2254
1:19:39,213 --> 1:19:40,095
Bo: poster down.

2255
1:19:40,405 --> 1:19:42,812
Bo: Abby comes in wearing his best and it's

2256
1:19:42,832 --> 1:19:44,296
Bo: like I want to come with you to work.

2257
1:19:44,425 --> 1:19:46,130
Bo: And he's like I don't think that's a good

2258
1:19:46,230 --> 1:19:48,576
Bo: idea because I got to do a lot of sleep in

2259
1:19:48,596 --> 1:19:50,410
Bo: there and I don't have time to watch you

2260
1:19:50,691 --> 1:19:51,393
Bo: and sleep.

2261
1:19:52,005 --> 1:19:53,912
Bo: And then Max shows up and is like hey,

2262
1:19:53,932 --> 1:19:54,855
Bo: don't you have to go to work?

2263
1:19:55,005 --> 1:19:57,594
Bo: He's like, yeah, abby's in a real mood.

2264
1:19:57,925 --> 1:20:00,632
Bo: So you know, you got your hands full

2265
1:20:00,712 --> 1:20:03,338
Bo: tonight and I know I still haven't paid you,

2266
1:20:03,545 --> 1:20:04,309
Bo: but I'm gone.

2267
1:20:04,429 --> 1:20:05,587
Bo: One day I'll tell you what.

2268
1:20:05,648 --> 1:20:08,707
Bo: Let me give you some imaginary bucks 50,

2269
1:20:09,289 --> 1:20:12,096
Bo: 100, 150.

2270
1:20:12,505 --> 1:20:15,414
Bo: Let's make it a thousand imaginary dollars.

2271
1:20:15,865 --> 1:20:18,033
Bo: You can spend these in your dreams.

2272
1:20:18,345 --> 1:20:20,012
Chad: So off he goes to work.

2273
1:20:20,205 --> 1:20:21,790
Chad: There's a thunderstorm outside for

2274
1:20:21,910 --> 1:20:23,475
Chad: atmosphere in the back room.

2275
1:20:23,645 --> 1:20:27,353
Chad: He has now placed his visit Nebraska poster

2276
1:20:27,393 --> 1:20:29,457
Chad: above the security monitors lightning

2277
1:20:29,518 --> 1:20:29,938
Chad: flashes.

2278
1:20:30,105 --> 1:20:32,251
Bo: We do get a silhouette of bunny ears as he

2279
1:20:32,311 --> 1:20:34,637
Bo: sleeps at the security desk, just to let

2280
1:20:34,657 --> 1:20:36,612
Bo: you know that creepy things are afoot.

2281
1:20:36,705 --> 1:20:38,010
Bo: Not that you're going to see any of those

2282
1:20:38,070 --> 1:20:39,967
Bo: anytime soon, but you know it's nice to let

2283
1:20:39,987 --> 1:20:41,712
Bo: you know that somewhere else in the movie a

2284
1:20:41,752 --> 1:20:42,635
Bo: movie is happening.

2285
1:20:43,025 --> 1:20:45,492
Chad: Mike, of course, is asleep having the same

2286
1:20:45,553 --> 1:20:45,873
Chad: dream.

2287
1:20:46,014 --> 1:20:46,956
Chad: Those five kids show up.

2288
1:20:47,025 --> 1:20:48,973
Chad: Mike asked them hey, don't run.

2289
1:20:49,246 --> 1:20:50,965
Chad: And then they run and Mike chases them.

2290
1:20:51,005 --> 1:20:53,251
Chad: But this time he decides to chase the kid

2291
1:20:53,571 --> 1:20:56,706
Chad: in the orange-ish red shirt because he's a

2292
1:20:56,766 --> 1:20:57,768
Chad: little bit of a porker.

2293
1:21:00,354 --> 1:21:01,697
Bo: I can catch this one.

2294
1:21:02,725 --> 1:21:05,832
Chad: He grabs this kid and the child swipes at

2295
1:21:05,893 --> 1:21:09,188
Chad: his arm and the kid screams and his eyes

2296
1:21:09,248 --> 1:21:11,435
Chad: are now all black and dripping with goo,

2297
1:21:11,666 --> 1:21:13,445
Chad: which you've seen in multiple other movies.

2298
1:21:13,585 --> 1:21:17,654
Chad: Mike wakes up and there is a young, blonde

2299
1:21:17,735 --> 1:21:19,988
Chad: haired female police officer knocking on

2300
1:21:20,028 --> 1:21:21,914
Chad: the door of Freddie Fazbear.

2301
1:21:22,045 --> 1:21:24,792
Chad: Now her name is Officer Vanessa.

2302
1:21:25,574 --> 1:21:28,230
Chad: When Mike opens the door, she says hey,

2303
1:21:28,511 --> 1:21:29,434
Chad: you're bleeding.

2304
1:21:29,685 --> 1:21:31,591
Chad: Come on, I know where they keep the first

2305
1:21:31,672 --> 1:21:32,755
Chad: aid kits in this place.

2306
1:21:33,246 --> 1:21:34,611
Bo: Okay, what.

2307
1:21:35,386 --> 1:21:37,091
Chad: Officer Vanessa takes Mike to the back

2308
1:21:37,211 --> 1:21:39,446
Chad: office and she gets the bandages and

2309
1:21:39,626 --> 1:21:41,873
Chad: Officer Vanessa says I love what you've

2310
1:21:41,913 --> 1:21:42,696
Chad: done to the place.

2311
1:21:43,086 --> 1:21:46,055
Chad: Say the Nebraska poster with the forest.

2312
1:21:46,426 --> 1:21:47,329
Chad: Why Nebraska?

2313
1:21:47,690 --> 1:21:49,729
Chad: Never mind, there's no need to answer my

2314
1:21:49,789 --> 1:21:50,311
Chad: question.

2315
1:21:51,605 --> 1:21:53,492
Chad: Well, she also tells him she is a certified

2316
1:21:53,612 --> 1:21:53,893
Chad: EMT.

2317
1:21:54,326 --> 1:21:56,172
Bo: Oh yeah, well, that's because everybody is

2318
1:21:56,232 --> 1:21:57,215
Bo: everything in this movie.

2319
1:21:57,325 --> 1:21:58,509
Bo: You're a principal slash.

2320
1:21:58,529 --> 1:22:00,235
Bo: Guidance counselor, slash, attorney.

2321
1:22:00,505 --> 1:22:02,048
Bo: You're a cop slash.

2322
1:22:02,409 --> 1:22:05,877
Bo: Emt, slash, cpa, slash plot critical

2323
1:22:05,917 --> 1:22:08,712
Bo: character, yeah, and she's like hey, have

2324
1:22:08,752 --> 1:22:09,835
Bo: you met them yet?

2325
1:22:10,065 --> 1:22:11,752
Bo: Then she goes around flipping on lights

2326
1:22:11,932 --> 1:22:13,509
Bo: again, letting us know that she has a

2327
1:22:13,549 --> 1:22:15,135
Bo: connection to this place far beyond

2328
1:22:15,365 --> 1:22:17,792
Bo: anything Mike is even asking about, because

2329
1:22:17,852 --> 1:22:20,066
Bo: she knows literally everything, she knows

2330
1:22:20,086 --> 1:22:21,089
Bo: where everything is.

2331
1:22:21,450 --> 1:22:22,934
Bo: Oh, hey, you got to jiggle this one a

2332
1:22:22,974 --> 1:22:23,516
Bo: little bit.

2333
1:22:23,645 --> 1:22:24,550
Bo: He's like what?

2334
1:22:25,106 --> 1:22:28,393
Bo: And then she casually mentions oh, I'm sure

2335
1:22:28,433 --> 1:22:29,877
Bo: you've heard about all the kids that went

2336
1:22:29,897 --> 1:22:30,338
Bo: missing too.

2337
1:22:30,445 --> 1:22:32,252
Bo: And he's like the kids.

2338
1:22:32,493 --> 1:22:35,404
Bo: Mike, you are the worst protagonist in film

2339
1:22:35,464 --> 1:22:35,745
Bo: history.

2340
1:22:35,825 --> 1:22:37,732
Bo: You don't know shit about shit and have no

2341
1:22:37,792 --> 1:22:38,514
Bo: curiosity.

2342
1:22:38,645 --> 1:22:40,226
Bo: And then there's just a short, all the

2343
1:22:40,486 --> 1:22:43,634
Bo: animatronics go down before they can start

2344
1:22:43,814 --> 1:22:45,338
Bo: dancing around and whatnot.

2345
1:22:45,566 --> 1:22:48,434
Bo: Also, vanessa, inexplicably, as the music

2346
1:22:48,514 --> 1:22:50,409
Bo: starts kicking up, she's like shall we

2347
1:22:50,449 --> 1:22:51,132
Bo: dance, mike?

2348
1:22:51,569 --> 1:22:52,845
Bo: What is this character?

2349
1:22:52,985 --> 1:22:54,131
Bo: What is happening here?

2350
1:22:54,445 --> 1:22:56,951
Bo: She is the EMT, slash police officer.

2351
1:22:57,011 --> 1:22:58,355
Bo: Slash dance instructor.

2352
1:22:58,655 --> 1:23:01,570
Bo: Slash is immediately attracted to this

2353
1:23:01,750 --> 1:23:04,898
Bo: loser that she found sleeping on the job

2354
1:23:05,146 --> 1:23:06,811
Bo: Like, and she also points out.

2355
1:23:06,931 --> 1:23:09,688
Chad: when I was bandaging your arm, your blood

2356
1:23:09,728 --> 1:23:11,774
Chad: pressure is elevated and your eyes are

2357
1:23:11,934 --> 1:23:12,636
Chad: dilated.

2358
1:23:12,846 --> 1:23:14,252
Chad: You're clearly on drugs.

2359
1:23:14,526 --> 1:23:16,333
Chad: You haven't shaved in a week.

2360
1:23:16,826 --> 1:23:18,031
Chad: You smell bad.

2361
1:23:18,366 --> 1:23:21,127
Bo: Here's my number, call me and he is

2362
1:23:21,207 --> 1:23:23,273
Bo: neglected to tell her yet about the child

2363
1:23:23,313 --> 1:23:24,636
Bo: that he's neglecting at home.

2364
1:23:24,725 --> 1:23:26,793
Bo: So he really wants to seal the deal.

2365
1:23:27,105 --> 1:23:29,392
Bo: Oh, I also have a sister that I am not

2366
1:23:29,432 --> 1:23:30,335
Bo: paying attention to.

2367
1:23:30,745 --> 1:23:33,332
Chad: It's also, in my opinion, not strange that

2368
1:23:33,412 --> 1:23:35,938
Chad: she knows where things are in this building,

2369
1:23:36,005 --> 1:23:38,513
Chad: because I thought she just worked there

2370
1:23:38,733 --> 1:23:39,556
Chad: once upon a time.

2371
1:23:39,685 --> 1:23:42,013
Chad: It wasn't so suspicious.

2372
1:23:42,645 --> 1:23:44,210
Chad: In fact, if you'd been smart, you would

2373
1:23:44,230 --> 1:23:46,015
Chad: have said I used to work here, yes.

2374
1:23:46,325 --> 1:23:47,510
Chad: And then you're like, oh, that's how she

2375
1:23:47,570 --> 1:23:48,373
Chad: knows this stuff.

2376
1:23:48,585 --> 1:23:50,830
Chad: And then when you get the wink, wink, big

2377
1:23:50,910 --> 1:23:53,396
Chad: reveal at the end, you're like oh she was

2378
1:23:53,616 --> 1:23:53,977
Chad: lying.

2379
1:23:54,097 --> 1:23:55,650
Bo: Yes, that would be great.

2380
1:23:55,905 --> 1:23:56,830
Bo: Any of that would be fine.

2381
1:23:57,065 --> 1:23:58,866
Chad: Instead, what you get is nothing, hey

2382
1:23:59,046 --> 1:24:02,095
Chad: you're not an official security night sleep

2383
1:24:02,175 --> 1:24:02,596
Chad: person.

2384
1:24:02,865 --> 1:24:05,411
Chad: And she goes over to the prize drawers and

2385
1:24:05,431 --> 1:24:08,337
Chad: she pulls out a Freddie Fazbear security

2386
1:24:08,397 --> 1:24:11,208
Chad: badge and pins it onto Mike and she's like

2387
1:24:11,329 --> 1:24:13,265
Chad: now you're official, all right.

2388
1:24:13,305 --> 1:24:15,232
Chad: So we cut to the next morning and the sun's

2389
1:24:15,292 --> 1:24:17,331
Chad: coming up and Mike is locking up the place

2390
1:24:17,505 --> 1:24:19,736
Chad: and Officer Vanessa, who is still there,

2391
1:24:20,802 --> 1:24:23,690
Chad: yeah, her patrol is apparently this old,

2392
1:24:23,791 --> 1:24:25,635
Chad: abandoned building and the surrounding

2393
1:24:25,695 --> 1:24:26,437
Chad: parking lot.

2394
1:24:26,885 --> 1:24:29,293
Chad: And then she says don't let this place get

2395
1:24:29,313 --> 1:24:31,973
Chad: to you, Do your job and you'll be fine.

2396
1:24:32,326 --> 1:24:34,908
Bo: What are you again, besides coming in here

2397
1:24:34,988 --> 1:24:37,254
Bo: bandaging my arm, kind of flirting with me,

2398
1:24:37,354 --> 1:24:39,867
Bo: not answering direct questions, dancing to

2399
1:24:40,228 --> 1:24:42,815
Bo: the Romantics secrets that you keep.

2400
1:24:43,116 --> 1:24:43,437
Bo: Yeah.

2401
1:24:43,765 --> 1:24:47,693
Bo: So after he leaves this Shlub, jeff calls

2402
1:24:47,773 --> 1:24:50,158
Bo: Max and is like hey, you need to come join

2403
1:24:50,198 --> 1:24:52,750
Bo: me as soon as Mike is home, because we're

2404
1:24:52,810 --> 1:24:55,216
Bo: here at Freddy's and we're ready to toss

2405
1:24:55,236 --> 1:24:55,797
Bo: this place.

2406
1:24:56,058 --> 1:24:58,572
Bo: Yeah, and so they are then joined by some

2407
1:24:58,832 --> 1:24:59,795
Bo: old fat dude.

2408
1:25:02,485 --> 1:25:04,010
Chad: And some younger guy like these two

2409
1:25:04,151 --> 1:25:05,235
Chad: nameless goons.

2410
1:25:05,948 --> 1:25:08,071
Bo: Absolutely, and in my notes they were fat

2411
1:25:08,111 --> 1:25:10,038
Bo: dude and earphones kid, because those are

2412
1:25:10,058 --> 1:25:12,386
Bo: their defining characteristics they don't

2413
1:25:12,427 --> 1:25:14,012
Bo: really speak and they don't really have

2414
1:25:14,092 --> 1:25:14,554
Bo: names.

2415
1:25:14,726 --> 1:25:16,423
Bo: They're just fat dude and earphones kid.

2416
1:25:16,564 --> 1:25:19,080
Chad: Yeah, and the fat dude is in his fifties.

2417
1:25:19,362 --> 1:25:22,432
Chad: Yeah, he looks like the kind of guy who is

2418
1:25:22,493 --> 1:25:23,516
Chad: a mall Santa.

2419
1:25:23,725 --> 1:25:25,290
Chad: You're on the fence as to whether or not

2420
1:25:25,310 --> 1:25:26,614
Chad: you're going to let your kid go talk to

2421
1:25:26,654 --> 1:25:27,055
Chad: this dude.

2422
1:25:27,386 --> 1:25:28,671
Chad: Maybe I don't.

2423
1:25:29,025 --> 1:25:31,612
Bo: I know he's got a record, but still, the

2424
1:25:31,672 --> 1:25:35,148
Bo: line is short and we're here there is a

2425
1:25:35,268 --> 1:25:39,375
Bo: dude that showed up in a bunch of 80s

2426
1:25:39,816 --> 1:25:43,623
Bo: sitcoms that look exactly like this guy,

2427
1:25:44,004 --> 1:25:44,745
Bo: mickey Jones.

2428
1:25:44,905 --> 1:25:47,729
Bo: If you look up Mickey Jones, oh yeah, I

2429
1:25:47,769 --> 1:25:48,412
Bo: know this guy.

2430
1:25:48,665 --> 1:25:50,692
Bo: Yeah, you absolutely know who Mickey Jones

2431
1:25:50,893 --> 1:25:51,034
Bo: is.

2432
1:25:51,445 --> 1:25:55,252
Bo: If you were to the age him digitally 15 to

2433
1:25:55,312 --> 1:25:57,556
Bo: 20 years, it would be this fat guy

2434
1:25:57,616 --> 1:25:58,798
Bo: wandering around Freddy's.

2435
1:25:59,038 --> 1:26:00,749
Chad: Yeah, I can see that this guy has been in

2436
1:26:00,810 --> 1:26:01,231
Chad: everything.

2437
1:26:01,405 --> 1:26:01,526
Bo: What?

2438
1:26:01,887 --> 1:26:04,474
Bo: How did I miss the fat bearded guy boat on

2439
1:26:04,514 --> 1:26:04,795
Bo: this?

2440
1:26:05,225 --> 1:26:06,669
Bo: You know, I could have been the one in

2441
1:26:06,710 --> 1:26:08,274
Bo: Grizzly Adams in the Legend of Dark

2442
1:26:08,314 --> 1:26:10,328
Bo: Mountain, chad that could have been me.

2443
1:26:10,588 --> 1:26:13,516
Bo: Or it came from outer space to, or in the

2444
1:26:13,576 --> 1:26:15,267
Bo: heat of the night, one episode.

2445
1:26:17,213 --> 1:26:19,940
Bo: Or in the Colby's, one episode.

2446
1:26:20,161 --> 1:26:22,407
Bo: Or the trucker and star man, any of these

2447
1:26:22,427 --> 1:26:23,733
Bo: things that, that could have been me.

2448
1:26:24,066 --> 1:26:25,617
Chad: It could have, but it was a real sliding

2449
1:26:25,637 --> 1:26:26,523
Chad: door situation.

2450
1:26:26,684 --> 1:26:28,831
Chad: Yeah, so they start trashing this place as

2451
1:26:28,851 --> 1:26:30,866
Chad: they're smashing up the place, the

2452
1:26:31,087 --> 1:26:33,753
Chad: headphones guy ends up in the kitchen and

2453
1:26:33,813 --> 1:26:35,526
Chad: something in the refrigerator rumbles, so

2454
1:26:35,566 --> 1:26:37,432
Chad: he opens it up, like you do in situations

2455
1:26:37,472 --> 1:26:37,893
Chad: like this.

2456
1:26:38,566 --> 1:26:41,092
Chad: And he finds Mr Cupcake, the robot with the

2457
1:26:41,112 --> 1:26:42,556
Chad: pink icing and the buck teeth and the big

2458
1:26:42,676 --> 1:26:44,798
Chad: eyes, headphones, goon turns around and

2459
1:26:44,818 --> 1:26:46,146
Chad: then, when he looks back at the fridge, mr

2460
1:26:46,187 --> 1:26:47,010
Chad: Cupcake is gone.

2461
1:26:47,065 --> 1:26:49,492
Chad: But then, when he returns his gaze back to

2462
1:26:49,512 --> 1:26:52,000
Chad: the kitchen, here Chica, the six foot tall

2463
1:26:52,241 --> 1:26:54,829
Chad: robot chicken, is holding Mr Cupcake, who

2464
1:26:54,889 --> 1:26:56,634
Chad: now has on his angry eyes.

2465
1:26:56,855 --> 1:26:59,362
Chad: And Mr Cupcake leaps in the air towards

2466
1:26:59,502 --> 1:27:01,900
Chad: this goon, killing him with his big

2467
1:27:01,960 --> 1:27:02,384
Chad: chompers.

2468
1:27:03,027 --> 1:27:05,984
Chad: I guess, and then the fat hillbilly goon.

2469
1:27:06,307 --> 1:27:07,615
Chad: How did this crew get assembled?

2470
1:27:08,038 --> 1:27:09,145
Bo: Right, how did they all meet?

2471
1:27:09,427 --> 1:27:10,775
Bo: This feels like a real like.

2472
1:27:10,855 --> 1:27:12,384
Bo: We were all there for Jan 6th.

2473
1:27:12,806 --> 1:27:14,912
Bo: They met at the arraignment when they were

2474
1:27:14,992 --> 1:27:16,376
Bo: all in Pelosi's office.

2475
1:27:16,746 --> 1:27:18,133
Bo: Were you the one who got her gavel?

2476
1:27:18,273 --> 1:27:19,232
Bo: I was man.

2477
1:27:19,273 --> 1:27:20,004
Bo: You were my hero.

2478
1:27:20,368 --> 1:27:22,404
Bo: Let's go toss up Chuck E Cheese.

2479
1:27:22,726 --> 1:27:24,851
Chad: Dude, I want to shake the hand of the man

2480
1:27:24,891 --> 1:27:26,756
Chad: who smeared shit down the walls of the

2481
1:27:26,816 --> 1:27:27,257
Chad: Capitol.

2482
1:27:27,692 --> 1:27:28,241
Chad: Give it here.

2483
1:27:28,262 --> 1:27:29,864
Bo: Brother, you're a real patriot.

2484
1:27:30,186 --> 1:27:32,936
Bo: I haven't taken a shit in the hollowed

2485
1:27:32,997 --> 1:27:35,165
Bo: halls of the seat of our government.

2486
1:27:35,345 --> 1:27:37,970
Bo: You ought to be on Mount Rushmore for

2487
1:27:38,030 --> 1:27:40,975
Bo: having had the courage to take a shit on

2488
1:27:40,996 --> 1:27:43,159
Bo: the desk of the Alexa of the house.

2489
1:27:43,506 --> 1:27:46,590
Bo: My hat is off to you, sir, and I tip my

2490
1:27:46,830 --> 1:27:47,994
Bo: mullet in your direction.

2491
1:27:48,185 --> 1:27:49,652
Chad: Fat bearded guy.

2492
1:27:49,826 --> 1:27:51,553
Chad: He's in the main dining room and he hears

2493
1:27:51,994 --> 1:27:54,123
Chad: some rumblings in the air ducts that lead

2494
1:27:54,163 --> 1:27:54,645
Chad: to the kitchen.

2495
1:27:54,765 --> 1:27:57,170
Chad: So he wanders over and he sees Mr Cupcake

2496
1:27:57,210 --> 1:27:59,816
Chad: with his mouth around the head of the

2497
1:27:59,896 --> 1:28:01,079
Chad: younger goon.

2498
1:28:01,406 --> 1:28:04,573
Chad: And then Chica looks over at the bearded

2499
1:28:04,613 --> 1:28:06,838
Chad: fat old man and gives him the stink eye.

2500
1:28:07,105 --> 1:28:08,952
Chad: So you're like, oh, this guy's in trouble

2501
1:28:09,173 --> 1:28:09,434
Chad: Right.

2502
1:28:09,565 --> 1:28:11,771
Chad: Then we cut over to Jeff, who is wandering

2503
1:28:11,831 --> 1:28:14,146
Chad: around and stealing what he can and

2504
1:28:14,246 --> 1:28:16,254
Chad: honestly, this is not a very big restaurant.

2505
1:28:16,305 --> 1:28:18,271
Chad: It's not like they're in some haunted house

2506
1:28:18,331 --> 1:28:19,966
Chad: with multiple levels, like there's a

2507
1:28:20,026 --> 1:28:22,454
Chad: kitchen, the dining room, the game room and

2508
1:28:22,474 --> 1:28:24,369
Chad: the stages, there's a storage room in the

2509
1:28:24,609 --> 1:28:26,235
Chad: office and a lot of hallways.

2510
1:28:26,626 --> 1:28:27,831
Chad: I still don't understand the layout of the

2511
1:28:27,851 --> 1:28:28,112
Chad: building.

2512
1:28:28,265 --> 1:28:29,809
Chad: Jeff makes his way to the back office and

2513
1:28:29,829 --> 1:28:32,635
Chad: he sees the security monitors and hear the

2514
1:28:32,916 --> 1:28:34,138
Chad: old fat bearded man.

2515
1:28:34,285 --> 1:28:36,212
Chad: He just comes shrieking through the

2516
1:28:36,272 --> 1:28:44,370
Chad: restaurant and he hides in a utility closet

2517
1:28:44,730 --> 1:28:46,595
Chad: and he reaches up to turn on the light,

2518
1:28:46,795 --> 1:28:49,490
Chad: only to find Bonnie, the six foot tall blue

2519
1:28:49,530 --> 1:28:50,614
Chad: bunny, in there with him.

2520
1:28:50,765 --> 1:28:52,650
Chad: And then outside we hear some thumps and

2521
1:28:52,710 --> 1:28:55,257
Chad: rumbles until we see a hand smack on the

2522
1:28:55,317 --> 1:28:57,884
Chad: glass and smear the window with blood.

2523
1:28:59,047 --> 1:29:02,176
Chad: So I guess Jeff is the only one that's left.

2524
1:29:02,485 --> 1:29:04,833
Chad: And then Bonnie walks out of the utility

2525
1:29:04,873 --> 1:29:06,932
Chad: closet and Jeff sees the blue bunny.

2526
1:29:07,225 --> 1:29:09,453
Chad: Jeff runs back to the office where he looks

2527
1:29:09,493 --> 1:29:11,931
Chad: at the monitors and sees Chica and Bonnie

2528
1:29:11,971 --> 1:29:14,029
Chad: placing Mr Cupcake in the air vents.

2529
1:29:14,229 --> 1:29:15,746
Chad: And then they stare up at the camera like

2530
1:29:15,846 --> 1:29:17,391
Chad: you're next bucko.

2531
1:29:18,305 --> 1:29:19,991
Chad: And then Jeff hears Mr Cupcake headed his

2532
1:29:20,051 --> 1:29:20,854
Chad: way in the vents.

2533
1:29:21,205 --> 1:29:22,986
Chad: Jeff holds the air vent great shut by

2534
1:29:23,046 --> 1:29:25,368
Chad: leaning back up against it, and then we

2535
1:29:25,468 --> 1:29:26,933
Chad: hear a door creak open.

2536
1:29:27,125 --> 1:29:29,273
Chad: Jeff peeks outside, then he steps outside

2537
1:29:29,445 --> 1:29:31,286
Chad: and then the office door slam shut and we

2538
1:29:31,406 --> 1:29:33,674
Chad: hear this sort of signature song.

2539
1:29:33,765 --> 1:29:35,570
Chad: It's doom deem, doom, deem doom, deem doom,

2540
1:29:35,590 --> 1:29:36,513
Chad: deem, doom, deem doom.

2541
1:29:37,965 --> 1:29:39,752
Chad: This was the sound that we heard at the

2542
1:29:39,812 --> 1:29:42,172
Chad: beginning with that security guard who got

2543
1:29:42,212 --> 1:29:45,312
Chad: his, and then, I think, jeff is attacked by

2544
1:29:45,453 --> 1:29:48,049
Chad: Foxy the Fox and then that's pretty much

2545
1:29:48,109 --> 1:29:49,133
Chad: the end of this scene.

2546
1:29:49,245 --> 1:29:51,212
Bo: Well, Max comes inside to look for him.

2547
1:29:51,312 --> 1:29:51,854
Chad: Oh, that's right.

2548
1:29:52,125 --> 1:29:55,386
Bo: And then she sees and hears a ghost kid and

2549
1:29:55,466 --> 1:29:58,248
Bo: goes in search of him and then finds this

2550
1:29:58,308 --> 1:30:00,808
Bo: room of the animatronic parts of all the

2551
1:30:00,848 --> 1:30:01,892
Bo: various creatures.

2552
1:30:02,185 --> 1:30:04,473
Bo: There is this giant bear standing there,

2553
1:30:05,086 --> 1:30:07,778
Bo: and so she looks inside and doesn't see

2554
1:30:07,838 --> 1:30:08,380
Bo: anybody there.

2555
1:30:08,445 --> 1:30:11,068
Bo: Like gets like a stepladder so she can more

2556
1:30:11,148 --> 1:30:14,188
Bo: fully put her head and body into the mouth

2557
1:30:14,249 --> 1:30:16,771
Bo: of this thing, and then a hand grabs her

2558
1:30:16,851 --> 1:30:18,831
Bo: from within and then she's bitten in half,

2559
1:30:18,965 --> 1:30:20,512
Bo: which is maybe the only thing in the movie

2560
1:30:20,565 --> 1:30:22,712
Bo: where I was like, say, somebody getting

2561
1:30:22,813 --> 1:30:24,689
Bo: bitten in half and seeing their lower half

2562
1:30:24,729 --> 1:30:25,311
Bo: hit the ground.

2563
1:30:25,472 --> 1:30:27,228
Chad: That's something, but it's all done in

2564
1:30:27,308 --> 1:30:29,970
Chad: shadow, yeah, so you don't really see

2565
1:30:30,010 --> 1:30:30,432
Chad: anything.

2566
1:30:30,585 --> 1:30:31,530
Chad: Me you do, but you don't.

2567
1:30:31,585 --> 1:30:32,389
Chad: There's no blood.

2568
1:30:32,645 --> 1:30:34,832
Chad: You see her legs kifunk to the ground,

2569
1:30:35,113 --> 1:30:35,334
Chad: right.

2570
1:30:35,785 --> 1:30:38,534
Chad: That's the majority of the gore and horror

2571
1:30:38,694 --> 1:30:39,276
Chad: in this film.

2572
1:30:39,385 --> 1:30:41,532
Chad: We really leave that alone until the very

2573
1:30:41,633 --> 1:30:42,195
Chad: end of the movie.

2574
1:30:42,265 --> 1:30:44,152
Chad: Well, and at the end there's nothing either.

2575
1:30:44,445 --> 1:30:46,714
Chad: No, back at Mike and Abby's house.

2576
1:30:46,925 --> 1:30:49,154
Chad: Abby's watching some public domain cartoons

2577
1:30:49,486 --> 1:30:52,290
Chad: and Mike comes in and says what are you

2578
1:30:52,330 --> 1:30:53,454
Chad: drawing there, abby?

2579
1:30:53,746 --> 1:30:54,709
Chad: And she ignores him.

2580
1:30:54,770 --> 1:30:57,150
Chad: And then Mike says I guess you don't want

2581
1:30:57,371 --> 1:31:00,357
Chad: this then and he tosses that toy Freddy

2582
1:31:00,378 --> 1:31:02,528
Chad: Fazbear security badge on the table and she

2583
1:31:02,588 --> 1:31:04,094
Chad: looks at it and just chunks it off.

2584
1:31:04,325 --> 1:31:06,412
Chad: Mike puts it in a drawer that has those

2585
1:31:06,473 --> 1:31:08,411
Chad: legal papers he got earlier with his aunt.

2586
1:31:08,445 --> 1:31:10,593
Chad: He's like I'm trying to do the best I can

2587
1:31:10,685 --> 1:31:12,711
Chad: to make money to get a babysitter to raise

2588
1:31:12,751 --> 1:31:12,931
Chad: you.

2589
1:31:13,072 --> 1:31:13,894
Chad: Come me some slack.

2590
1:31:13,974 --> 1:31:14,536
Chad: And he runs off.

2591
1:31:14,825 --> 1:31:16,432
Chad: Then Abby goes to the drawer and opens it

2592
1:31:16,572 --> 1:31:19,314
Chad: up and she finds the legal papers.

2593
1:31:19,545 --> 1:31:21,867
Chad: Mike walks back in and Abby says why do you

2594
1:31:21,907 --> 1:31:22,650
Chad: have these papers?

2595
1:31:22,985 --> 1:31:24,351
Chad: I don't want to live with Mary Stuart

2596
1:31:24,371 --> 1:31:24,893
Chad: Masterson.

2597
1:31:25,145 --> 1:31:27,352
Chad: She was in that female young guns knockoff

2598
1:31:27,393 --> 1:31:28,827
Chad: called Bad Girls and since then her

2599
1:31:28,867 --> 1:31:30,968
Chad: career's never recovered and she's like

2600
1:31:30,988 --> 1:31:31,450
Chad: take your rights.

2601
1:31:31,625 --> 1:31:32,770
Chad: Why are you giving me away?

2602
1:31:33,025 --> 1:31:36,646
Bo: And then Vanessa inexplicably shows up and

2603
1:31:36,666 --> 1:31:39,114
Bo: is like hey, can we talk?

2604
1:31:39,765 --> 1:31:41,993
Bo: Because apparently there was a break in at

2605
1:31:42,093 --> 1:31:44,771
Bo: Freddy's and I found your prescription

2606
1:31:44,831 --> 1:31:48,190
Bo: sleeping pills there which, honestly, if

2607
1:31:48,230 --> 1:31:49,767
Bo: the place were really robbed, those things

2608
1:31:49,787 --> 1:31:51,147
Bo: would have been gone First thing they would

2609
1:31:51,167 --> 1:31:51,589
Bo: have taken.

2610
1:31:51,790 --> 1:31:53,469
Chad: Yeah, for sure they would have ignored

2611
1:31:53,529 --> 1:31:54,826
Chad: what's on the label and they would have

2612
1:31:54,867 --> 1:31:55,489
Chad: been like you know what?

2613
1:31:55,589 --> 1:31:55,990
Chad: Prove it.

2614
1:31:56,312 --> 1:31:57,587
Chad: Start taking these boys, let's find out if

2615
1:31:57,607 --> 1:31:58,370
Chad: they really knock you out.

2616
1:31:58,505 --> 1:32:00,813
Chad: During this scene, abby peeks around behind

2617
1:32:00,853 --> 1:32:02,790
Chad: Mike and she's like, hi, I'm Abby, the

2618
1:32:02,851 --> 1:32:04,035
Chad: normal one in this movie.

2619
1:32:04,225 --> 1:32:06,926
Chad: And then officer Vanessa says oh Mike, is

2620
1:32:06,966 --> 1:32:07,850
Chad: this your daughter?

2621
1:32:08,125 --> 1:32:09,430
Chad: And I was like hey, join the?

2622
1:32:09,611 --> 1:32:11,870
Chad: I Just Ask that Same question, club Officer

2623
1:32:11,950 --> 1:32:12,532
Chad: Vanessa.

2624
1:32:12,865 --> 1:32:15,353
Bo: Where were you 30 minutes ago, officer

2625
1:32:15,433 --> 1:32:15,975
Bo: Vanessa?

2626
1:32:16,265 --> 1:32:17,610
Bo: Why weren't you interrogating these

2627
1:32:17,651 --> 1:32:18,193
Bo: characters then?

2628
1:32:18,285 --> 1:32:20,091
Bo: That's what movies like this need is a cop

2629
1:32:20,111 --> 1:32:21,275
Bo: to show up and be like no, no, no.

2630
1:32:21,485 --> 1:32:23,070
Bo: Before we go any further in this movie, I

2631
1:32:23,090 --> 1:32:23,973
Bo: have some questions.

2632
1:32:24,845 --> 1:32:26,251
Bo: First of all, how are you related to her?

2633
1:32:26,545 --> 1:32:28,332
Bo: Second of all, why can't you hold down a

2634
1:32:28,352 --> 1:32:28,593
Bo: job?

2635
1:32:28,905 --> 1:32:30,492
Bo: Third of all, what is your job?

2636
1:32:30,585 --> 1:32:32,292
Bo: Are you a principal or a social worker?

2637
1:32:32,565 --> 1:32:33,107
Bo: Social worker?

2638
1:32:33,127 --> 1:32:34,553
Bo: You say okay, well, that makes some sense.

2639
1:32:34,845 --> 1:32:36,170
Bo: All right, everybody, carry on with the

2640
1:32:36,210 --> 1:32:36,431
Bo: movie.

2641
1:32:36,471 --> 1:32:38,389
Bo: Now I need plot cop.

2642
1:32:39,485 --> 1:32:42,026
Chad: Mike says she's my sister, abby.

2643
1:32:42,066 --> 1:32:44,193
Chad: Go another room and draw pictures of dead

2644
1:32:44,233 --> 1:32:44,454
Chad: kids.

2645
1:32:44,645 --> 1:32:46,372
Chad: We're going to go have adult talk.

2646
1:32:46,625 --> 1:32:49,633
Chad: So these two walk off and they pop a squat

2647
1:32:49,693 --> 1:32:51,177
Chad: next to a drainage ditch.

2648
1:32:51,545 --> 1:32:54,074
Chad: Mike says I used to have a brother named

2649
1:32:54,134 --> 1:32:55,869
Chad: Garrett when I was 12 years old.

2650
1:32:55,889 --> 1:32:58,166
Chad: This guy took Garrett when we were out in

2651
1:32:58,186 --> 1:33:00,172
Chad: the woods and they never found my brother

2652
1:33:00,192 --> 1:33:01,155
Chad: or the guy who took him.

2653
1:33:01,385 --> 1:33:03,050
Chad: This guy at the mall.

2654
1:33:03,190 --> 1:33:05,566
Chad: He read me a book with no pictures called

2655
1:33:05,606 --> 1:33:07,793
Chad: Dream Theory, about how you can't forget

2656
1:33:07,934 --> 1:33:09,609
Chad: anything because everything you see is

2657
1:33:09,810 --> 1:33:12,089
Chad: stored up in your head like a computer.

2658
1:33:12,385 --> 1:33:14,713
Chad: I have dreams to see if I can find who took

2659
1:33:14,793 --> 1:33:15,435
Chad: my brother.

2660
1:33:15,685 --> 1:33:17,732
Chad: Now you're probably going to say that I'm

2661
1:33:17,792 --> 1:33:18,595
Chad: crazy.

2662
1:33:18,825 --> 1:33:21,153
Chad: An officer of Vanessa says I'm not going to

2663
1:33:21,193 --> 1:33:22,788
Chad: say you're crazy because of that crazy

2664
1:33:22,848 --> 1:33:23,712
Chad: thing you just said.

2665
1:33:24,385 --> 1:33:25,891
Chad: Your sister seems kind of cool.

2666
1:33:26,145 --> 1:33:27,550
Chad: What happened to your parents?

2667
1:33:28,405 --> 1:33:32,775
Chad: My mom died and my dad something.

2668
1:33:33,116 --> 1:33:36,071
Chad: Or maybe my dad died and my mom something.

2669
1:33:36,532 --> 1:33:37,094
Chad: I don't know.

2670
1:33:37,225 --> 1:33:38,370
Chad: What are you going to do?

2671
1:33:38,785 --> 1:33:40,813
Chad: Seems important, but whatever.

2672
1:33:41,225 --> 1:33:43,512
Bo: Then Vanessa is like hey, you can't sleep

2673
1:33:43,612 --> 1:33:44,555
Bo: on the job anymore.

2674
1:33:44,635 --> 1:33:47,354
Bo: Ok, like I'm going to willingly cover up

2675
1:33:47,465 --> 1:33:49,192
Bo: your involvement in this crime.

2676
1:33:49,545 --> 1:33:51,291
Bo: I'm going to leave all of this out of the

2677
1:33:51,371 --> 1:33:54,994
Bo: official police report and do you a solid

2678
1:33:55,165 --> 1:33:57,814
Bo: let's not worry about investigating this

2679
1:33:57,874 --> 1:33:59,430
Bo: crime, and I guess you can make the

2680
1:33:59,530 --> 1:34:01,410
Bo: argument that she probably knows what

2681
1:34:01,430 --> 1:34:02,474
Bo: happened to these people.

2682
1:34:02,825 --> 1:34:05,654
Bo: But also, this seems like dirty cop.

2683
1:34:06,325 --> 1:34:07,951
Bo: She is living down the street from De Niro

2684
1:34:07,991 --> 1:34:10,652
Bo: in Copland if this is her regular routine.

2685
1:34:10,872 --> 1:34:11,093
Chad: What?

2686
1:34:11,345 --> 1:34:13,466
Chad: Let's assume she is a real cop and this

2687
1:34:13,547 --> 1:34:14,692
Chad: isn't just a costume.

2688
1:34:14,745 --> 1:34:15,851
Chad: She got it party city.

2689
1:34:15,905 --> 1:34:17,350
Bo: Well, I'd be plot cop to show up and ask

2690
1:34:17,370 --> 1:34:17,951
Bo: that question.

2691
1:34:18,012 --> 1:34:18,714
Bo: Yeah, go ahead.

2692
1:34:18,954 --> 1:34:21,653
Chad: Right, and then she's driving around in the

2693
1:34:21,713 --> 1:34:23,570
Chad: blues mobile or something like that.

2694
1:34:24,746 --> 1:34:27,374
Chad: If she is a real cop, because her patrol is

2695
1:34:27,565 --> 1:34:29,386
Chad: Freddy Fazbear's in the parking lot, she

2696
1:34:29,446 --> 1:34:31,966
Chad: went inside and found the dead bodies and

2697
1:34:32,046 --> 1:34:33,272
Chad: his pill bottle and came back.

2698
1:34:33,445 --> 1:34:36,996
Chad: It doesn't square how her character fits

2699
1:34:37,105 --> 1:34:39,473
Chad: into the broader narrative that they're

2700
1:34:39,493 --> 1:34:41,450
Chad: telling Because she's not on the side of

2701
1:34:41,671 --> 1:34:42,534
Chad: William Afton.

2702
1:34:42,845 --> 1:34:44,351
Chad: None of this is thought out.

2703
1:34:44,692 --> 1:34:44,933
Bo: Yes.

2704
1:34:45,025 --> 1:34:48,795
Bo: So if she is covering things up, then why

2705
1:34:48,875 --> 1:34:49,677
Bo: leave the bodies around?

2706
1:34:49,705 --> 1:34:50,949
Bo: Because at the end of the movie we see all

2707
1:34:50,969 --> 1:34:52,726
Bo: the bodies exactly where they were Like.

2708
1:34:52,766 --> 1:34:55,027
Bo: If she's trying to cover this up, why leave

2709
1:34:55,127 --> 1:34:56,733
Bo: bodies to rot in here?

2710
1:34:57,345 --> 1:34:58,491
Chad: None of this fits together.

2711
1:34:58,585 --> 1:35:01,414
Chad: It might cause Max to see if she can sleep

2712
1:35:01,535 --> 1:35:03,732
Chad: over for another all night babysitting job,

2713
1:35:04,025 --> 1:35:06,453
Chad: but remember, max is dead and in two pieces

2714
1:35:06,513 --> 1:35:06,814
Chad: minimum.

2715
1:35:07,025 --> 1:35:10,194
Chad: So Mike takes Abby to Freddy Fazbear's for

2716
1:35:10,415 --> 1:35:10,896
Chad: his work.

2717
1:35:11,025 --> 1:35:13,354
Chad: So they go inside and the places in ruins

2718
1:35:13,465 --> 1:35:14,610
Chad: from the break in earlier.

2719
1:35:14,845 --> 1:35:15,971
Chad: Honestly, that's what this place should

2720
1:35:16,045 --> 1:35:17,230
Chad: have looked like when he arrived the first

2721
1:35:17,270 --> 1:35:19,351
Chad: time, because vagrants and drunks were in

2722
1:35:19,371 --> 1:35:19,552
Chad: there.

2723
1:35:19,725 --> 1:35:21,707
Chad: That's what vagrants and drunks do I know

2724
1:35:21,948 --> 1:35:23,353
Chad: from firsthand experience.

2725
1:35:23,726 --> 1:35:26,347
Chad: I was that vagrant and drunk Mike then

2726
1:35:26,508 --> 1:35:29,536
Chad: instead he builds a fort for Abby to sleep

2727
1:35:29,616 --> 1:35:31,745
Chad: in and as she does his off, abby says it's

2728
1:35:31,826 --> 1:35:35,013
Chad: like camping Mike, without all the child

2729
1:35:35,133 --> 1:35:35,815
Chad: abduction.

2730
1:35:37,345 --> 1:35:39,291
Chad: Mike goes to the utility closet and he

2731
1:35:39,372 --> 1:35:41,590
Chad: finds a small blood smear on the door.

2732
1:35:41,645 --> 1:35:42,931
Chad: He's like that's weird.

2733
1:35:43,025 --> 1:35:44,989
Chad: I don't remember that, but whatever.

2734
1:35:45,405 --> 1:35:48,615
Chad: Then we get another lukewarm jump scare

2735
1:35:48,685 --> 1:35:50,110
Chad: from that balloon boy figurine.

2736
1:35:50,985 --> 1:35:52,765
Chad: Mike then begins to clean up the place and

2737
1:35:52,786 --> 1:35:55,148
Chad: then, after cleaning up, mike goes to start

2738
1:35:55,189 --> 1:35:57,094
Chad: his night three of his five nights at

2739
1:35:57,135 --> 1:35:59,011
Chad: Freddy's and he puts on his headset and

2740
1:35:59,071 --> 1:36:01,553
Chad: listens to his cassette tape of nature

2741
1:36:01,593 --> 1:36:03,612
Chad: sounds and of course he falls asleep Right

2742
1:36:03,725 --> 1:36:07,066
Chad: After being explicitly told by Vanessa I'm

2743
1:36:07,106 --> 1:36:09,312
Chad: going to keep you out of this criminal

2744
1:36:09,413 --> 1:36:10,275
Chad: investigation.

2745
1:36:10,545 --> 1:36:12,472
Bo: The one thing I need you to do is to keep

2746
1:36:12,552 --> 1:36:14,009
Bo: on your toes and not sleep at work.

2747
1:36:14,325 --> 1:36:14,767
Bo: All right.

2748
1:36:15,805 --> 1:36:17,090
Chad: Also earlier, when they were by the

2749
1:36:17,151 --> 1:36:18,928
Chad: drainage ditch, she chunked his

2750
1:36:18,988 --> 1:36:21,595
Chad: prescription pills into the swamp water.

2751
1:36:21,755 --> 1:36:24,632
Bo: Good, you need to keep this guy on his

2752
1:36:24,672 --> 1:36:25,454
Bo: fucking toes.

2753
1:36:25,865 --> 1:36:26,950
Chad: So he's asleep.

2754
1:36:27,285 --> 1:36:30,394
Chad: Abby is in her tent and she hears a voice

2755
1:36:30,494 --> 1:36:31,296
Chad: cry out Abby.

2756
1:36:31,545 --> 1:36:33,452
Chad: So she wakes up and wanders through the

2757
1:36:33,492 --> 1:36:35,810
Chad: restaurant and makes her way to the dining

2758
1:36:35,870 --> 1:36:38,970
Chad: room with a hello, Is anyone there?

2759
1:36:39,305 --> 1:36:40,410
Chad: I know you're back there.

2760
1:36:40,745 --> 1:36:42,091
Chad: You might as well come out.

2761
1:36:42,225 --> 1:36:44,533
Chad: And then we see the eyes of Freddy Fazbear

2762
1:36:44,653 --> 1:36:47,692
Chad: light up and this lumbering robot clomp,

2763
1:36:47,732 --> 1:36:50,010
Chad: clomp, clomp out onto the stage of the

2764
1:36:50,070 --> 1:36:52,912
Chad: pizzeria, Cut to Mike's dream where he sees

2765
1:36:52,952 --> 1:36:54,287
Chad: the kid in the brown shirt in the woods.

2766
1:36:54,347 --> 1:36:56,768
Chad: And Mike says hey, you're those kids, right,

2767
1:36:56,788 --> 1:36:59,195
Chad: the ones who disappeared in the 80s.

2768
1:36:59,586 --> 1:37:02,287
Chad: I don't know how it's possible You're here

2769
1:37:02,327 --> 1:37:03,793
Chad: in my dream, but I need your help.

2770
1:37:04,065 --> 1:37:05,872
Chad: Help me remember who took my brother

2771
1:37:05,952 --> 1:37:06,314
Chad: Garrett.

2772
1:37:06,465 --> 1:37:08,754
Chad: And this kid stands up and says all right,

2773
1:37:08,905 --> 1:37:10,311
Chad: If we show you, what are you going to give

2774
1:37:10,452 --> 1:37:10,512
Chad: us?

2775
1:37:10,625 --> 1:37:12,372
Chad: And Mike says I'll give you anything.

2776
1:37:12,545 --> 1:37:13,811
Chad: And then we hear Abby screaming.

2777
1:37:14,025 --> 1:37:16,666
Chad: The boy disappears and on the ground is an

2778
1:37:16,826 --> 1:37:19,535
Chad: outline of a giant bunny character.

2779
1:37:19,705 --> 1:37:20,408
Chad: Mike wakes up.

2780
1:37:20,468 --> 1:37:21,492
Chad: Here's the sister screaming.

2781
1:37:21,625 --> 1:37:23,531
Chad: He runs into the dining room and finds all

2782
1:37:23,652 --> 1:37:25,729
Chad: four of the robots are now off the stage

2783
1:37:25,769 --> 1:37:26,753
Chad: surrounding Abby.

2784
1:37:26,945 --> 1:37:29,934
Chad: Mike grabs a chair because rage kicks in.

2785
1:37:30,445 --> 1:37:30,526
Chad: And.

2786
1:37:30,666 --> 1:37:32,585
Chad: Abby emerges from the circle of robots and

2787
1:37:32,605 --> 1:37:34,946
Chad: says they were tickling me so much I

2788
1:37:35,006 --> 1:37:36,512
Chad: thought I would die.

2789
1:37:36,945 --> 1:37:39,033
Chad: Freddy Fazbear, this is my brother, mike.

2790
1:37:39,305 --> 1:37:40,531
Chad: Mike, meet the others.

2791
1:37:40,745 --> 1:37:43,212
Chad: Bonnie Foxy and Chica everyone.

2792
1:37:43,333 --> 1:37:46,793
Chad: This is Mike and Mike's just freaked out.

2793
1:37:47,106 --> 1:37:48,070
Bo: Of course he is.

2794
1:37:48,466 --> 1:37:50,413
Bo: It is stunned, shocked.

2795
1:37:50,725 --> 1:37:54,428
Bo: Then he's like we got to go home and she's

2796
1:37:54,448 --> 1:37:57,130
Bo: like OK, and then draws a picture of a

2797
1:37:57,190 --> 1:37:58,895
Bo: heart that she gives to Freddy.

2798
1:37:59,525 --> 1:38:02,074
Bo: Then they give her a hug and they just go

2799
1:38:02,134 --> 1:38:02,415
Bo: home.

2800
1:38:02,585 --> 1:38:04,370
Chad: Freddy Fazbear does give a bit of a

2801
1:38:04,450 --> 1:38:07,889
Chad: protective growl toward Mike and that's

2802
1:38:07,969 --> 1:38:09,274
Chad: night three in the books.

2803
1:38:09,645 --> 1:38:11,492
Chad: Mike doesn't ask any questions, he just

2804
1:38:11,592 --> 1:38:14,253
Chad: leaves Back at home, puts Abby to bed.

2805
1:38:14,465 --> 1:38:16,372
Chad: Also, I love in movies like this where at

2806
1:38:16,392 --> 1:38:18,431
Chad: the beginning we see kids going to school,

2807
1:38:18,505 --> 1:38:20,332
Chad: but then later in the movie the filmmakers

2808
1:38:20,352 --> 1:38:21,849
Chad: just totally forget that this kid should be

2809
1:38:21,889 --> 1:38:22,431
Chad: going to school.

2810
1:38:22,925 --> 1:38:24,872
Bo: I had that same thing in my notes of like

2811
1:38:25,526 --> 1:38:27,553
Bo: is she being homeschooled at a certain

2812
1:38:27,593 --> 1:38:27,874
Bo: point?

2813
1:38:27,985 --> 1:38:29,691
Bo: Is Max taking over for this?

2814
1:38:29,932 --> 1:38:30,454
Bo: I don't know.

2815
1:38:30,745 --> 1:38:32,111
Bo: Mike is looking through all of Abby's

2816
1:38:32,151 --> 1:38:34,853
Bo: pictures and puts together, somehow or

2817
1:38:35,013 --> 1:38:37,873
Bo: another, making the illogical leap that all

2818
1:38:37,893 --> 1:38:39,808
Bo: of these kids that are showing up in his

2819
1:38:39,888 --> 1:38:41,634
Bo: dreams, and all these kids that she's

2820
1:38:41,965 --> 1:38:45,314
Bo: drawing are the robots, are the spirits of

2821
1:38:45,394 --> 1:38:46,397
Bo: those kids.

2822
1:38:46,946 --> 1:38:48,913
Chad: It is a leap.

2823
1:38:49,245 --> 1:38:51,806
Bo: It's a crazy thing to say and or think he

2824
1:38:51,847 --> 1:38:52,652
Bo: just looked at this picture.

2825
1:38:52,665 --> 1:38:55,094
Bo: He's like it's them, yeah.

2826
1:38:55,365 --> 1:38:57,112
Chad: So a little bit later there's some ominous

2827
1:38:57,172 --> 1:38:59,550
Chad: music playing and we cut to Abby eating a

2828
1:38:59,691 --> 1:39:01,195
Chad: very crunchy grilled cheese.

2829
1:39:01,305 --> 1:39:03,030
Chad: It's the kind of crunch that implies a

2830
1:39:03,171 --> 1:39:04,475
Chad: butchered roof of the mouth.

2831
1:39:04,925 --> 1:39:07,013
Chad: And Mike's there and he says so, abby,

2832
1:39:07,426 --> 1:39:10,475
Chad: let's talk about last night, those machines.

2833
1:39:10,665 --> 1:39:12,452
Chad: And Abby interrupts and says my friends.

2834
1:39:12,685 --> 1:39:16,956
Chad: And Mike says, yeah, your friends are they?

2835
1:39:17,385 --> 1:39:19,894
Chad: And Abby interrupts and says ghosts.

2836
1:39:20,245 --> 1:39:22,051
Chad: And I was like that's not the word that

2837
1:39:22,152 --> 1:39:24,088
Chad: immediately comes to mind when finishing

2838
1:39:24,169 --> 1:39:26,829
Chad: Mike's Senate starter up your friends, are

2839
1:39:26,910 --> 1:39:27,130
Chad: they?

2840
1:39:27,371 --> 1:39:27,652
Chad: Yes.

2841
1:39:27,965 --> 1:39:29,251
Chad: But are they dangerous?

2842
1:39:29,726 --> 1:39:31,593
Chad: Are they going to kill me tonight?

2843
1:39:31,925 --> 1:39:34,053
Chad: Are they soft because they look soft?

2844
1:39:34,365 --> 1:39:36,546
Chad: Are they capable of playing any song other

2845
1:39:36,566 --> 1:39:38,974
Chad: than the Romantics' secrets that you keep?

2846
1:39:39,425 --> 1:39:40,068
Bo: I would not think.

2847
1:39:40,228 --> 1:39:41,353
Bo: Are they ghosts?

2848
1:39:41,746 --> 1:39:43,648
Bo: It's a great question and, yeah, she

2849
1:39:43,768 --> 1:39:45,233
Bo: quickly volunteers this.

2850
1:39:45,485 --> 1:39:47,052
Chad: She says of course they're ghosts.

2851
1:39:47,365 --> 1:39:49,613
Chad: How else could they make the robots move?

2852
1:39:50,005 --> 1:39:51,853
Chad: These robots have ghosts in them.

2853
1:39:52,105 --> 1:39:53,290
Chad: And also, why don't you call them ghost

2854
1:39:53,350 --> 1:39:53,652
Chad: bots?

2855
1:39:53,865 --> 1:39:55,712
Bo: Ghost bots is a better name for the movie

2856
1:39:55,772 --> 1:39:56,274
Bo: in general.

2857
1:39:56,485 --> 1:39:58,914
Chad: And their insides would be the poltergears.

2858
1:39:59,285 --> 1:40:01,173
Bo: Oh, I like all of this.

2859
1:40:01,625 --> 1:40:03,411
Bo: Well, instead of sprockets, they've got

2860
1:40:03,652 --> 1:40:04,294
Bo: spookits.

2861
1:40:04,545 --> 1:40:06,392
Chad: There you go poltergears and spookits.

2862
1:40:06,706 --> 1:40:09,166
Bo: As they're having this awful lunch, he's

2863
1:40:09,226 --> 1:40:12,474
Bo: like, hey, do you remember when we had that

2864
1:40:12,554 --> 1:40:13,657
Bo: brother one time?

2865
1:40:14,125 --> 1:40:17,133
Bo: And she's like, kind of, because I didn't

2866
1:40:17,213 --> 1:40:17,755
Bo: exist?

2867
1:40:17,935 --> 1:40:19,750
Bo: I don't think, of course she didn't.

2868
1:40:19,965 --> 1:40:22,233
Chad: There was no baby at the picnic in his

2869
1:40:22,293 --> 1:40:22,714
Chad: dream.

2870
1:40:22,945 --> 1:40:26,609
Bo: He's like well, we did, and I think some of

2871
1:40:26,709 --> 1:40:30,458
Bo: your ghost bots know something about this.

2872
1:40:30,665 --> 1:40:32,270
Bo: She's like, yeah, a boy with blonde hair

2873
1:40:32,310 --> 1:40:33,293
Bo: told me about that.

2874
1:40:33,534 --> 1:40:36,734
Bo: Oh yeah, what else do you guys talk about?

2875
1:40:36,966 --> 1:40:37,830
Bo: Is it dirty?

2876
1:40:38,265 --> 1:40:40,292
Bo: No, but we do talk about this yellow rabbit.

2877
1:40:40,332 --> 1:40:41,949
Bo: Sometimes they're scared of him.

2878
1:40:42,365 --> 1:40:45,193
Chad: Here we are to understand that Abby talks

2879
1:40:45,273 --> 1:40:46,195
Chad: to ghosts.

2880
1:40:46,456 --> 1:40:46,877
Bo: That's right.

2881
1:40:47,025 --> 1:40:48,190
Chad: Like in the sixth sense.

2882
1:40:48,511 --> 1:40:51,493
Chad: Yes, and at her house she had an imaginary

2883
1:40:51,674 --> 1:40:52,095
Chad: friend.

2884
1:40:52,185 --> 1:40:54,186
Chad: Was that imaginary friend a ghost, or was

2885
1:40:54,206 --> 1:40:55,631
Chad: that just an imaginary friend?

2886
1:40:55,792 --> 1:40:58,011
Bo: I don't know, maybe that's a thing I don't

2887
1:40:58,031 --> 1:40:58,192
Bo: know.

2888
1:40:58,625 --> 1:40:59,147
Chad: How about this?

2889
1:40:59,408 --> 1:41:01,387
Chad: Makers of Five Nights at Freddy's, try this

2890
1:41:01,467 --> 1:41:03,208
Chad: one on for Scythe, seeing as you're not

2891
1:41:03,268 --> 1:41:05,765
Chad: really following any of the real canon of

2892
1:41:05,806 --> 1:41:08,354
Chad: the overly complex and confusing backstory

2893
1:41:08,394 --> 1:41:08,815
Chad: of the games.

2894
1:41:09,105 --> 1:41:12,334
Chad: Make Abby's imaginary friend the ghost of

2895
1:41:12,414 --> 1:41:15,070
Chad: Garrett the dead brother, and you let Abby

2896
1:41:15,110 --> 1:41:17,390
Chad: be totally in the dark that they even had a

2897
1:41:17,450 --> 1:41:17,752
Chad: brother.

2898
1:41:17,905 --> 1:41:20,613
Chad: And then, when it's revealed that Garrett

2899
1:41:20,694 --> 1:41:23,023
Chad: is her brother and is talking to her, that

2900
1:41:23,083 --> 1:41:25,011
Chad: you're able to kind of leverage this to tie

2901
1:41:25,031 --> 1:41:27,430
Chad: it to the other ghost kids to lead them to

2902
1:41:27,671 --> 1:41:29,891
Chad: the abductor and the one who killed him.

2903
1:41:30,085 --> 1:41:31,350
Chad: But that wouldn't require the pizza

2904
1:41:31,370 --> 1:41:32,173
Chad: restaurant robots.

2905
1:41:32,446 --> 1:41:33,597
Chad: And that movie is also called the

2906
1:41:33,637 --> 1:41:34,122
Chad: Changeling.

2907
1:41:34,142 --> 1:41:35,764
Chad: Now that I'm, talking about it.

2908
1:41:35,905 --> 1:41:38,153
Bo: Yeah, but it would be something as opposed

2909
1:41:38,173 --> 1:41:39,669
Bo: to the nothing that this movie is.

2910
1:41:40,005 --> 1:41:41,771
Chad: Have Abby be in the dark, that they ever

2911
1:41:41,892 --> 1:41:43,850
Chad: had a brother, that she was born after the

2912
1:41:43,890 --> 1:41:45,550
Chad: fact and they say that mom and dad never

2913
1:41:45,610 --> 1:41:47,268
Chad: talked about him and have her say, like

2914
1:41:47,368 --> 1:41:49,275
Chad: that's the name of my imaginary friend.

2915
1:41:49,405 --> 1:41:50,470
Chad: There's the connection.

2916
1:41:50,610 --> 1:41:53,333
Chad: Yeah, because Garrett was murdered but he's

2917
1:41:53,393 --> 1:41:54,790
Chad: not one of the Five Nights at Freddy's

2918
1:41:54,830 --> 1:41:55,452
Chad: ghostbots.

2919
1:41:55,765 --> 1:41:57,933
Bo: No, he was just apparently killed.

2920
1:41:58,105 --> 1:42:00,148
Bo: He was just a test run For so much of the

2921
1:42:00,168 --> 1:42:03,088
Bo: movie being spent talking about this

2922
1:42:03,188 --> 1:42:03,990
Bo: missing brother.

2923
1:42:04,491 --> 1:42:06,826
Bo: Once you get the reveal of like, oh, this

2924
1:42:06,927 --> 1:42:09,755
Bo: person killed the yellow rabbit, killed him,

2925
1:42:10,206 --> 1:42:11,811
Bo: and Matthew Lillard is behind it.

2926
1:42:11,912 --> 1:42:12,694
Bo: All that's it.

2927
1:42:12,845 --> 1:42:14,772
Bo: That's the only information you have.

2928
1:42:15,005 --> 1:42:16,672
Bo: Yeah, it stops right there.

2929
1:42:16,945 --> 1:42:20,375
Bo: Yeah, and you need more information about

2930
1:42:20,475 --> 1:42:20,655
Bo: this.

2931
1:42:21,285 --> 1:42:22,310
Bo: What happened to the body?

2932
1:42:22,525 --> 1:42:23,950
Bo: And is he one of the toys?

2933
1:42:24,091 --> 1:42:26,650
Bo: No, yes, did anyone bother to answer these

2934
1:42:26,730 --> 1:42:27,232
Bo: questions?

2935
1:42:27,553 --> 1:42:28,095
Chad: How about this?

2936
1:42:28,365 --> 1:42:30,233
Chad: You take the brown shirt kid, who's Freddy,

2937
1:42:30,546 --> 1:42:33,223
Chad: and cast him as Garrett and that kid gets

2938
1:42:33,284 --> 1:42:33,445
Chad: abducted.

2939
1:42:33,746 --> 1:42:35,152
Chad: And then every time you see the kids in the

2940
1:42:35,192 --> 1:42:37,433
Chad: woods, you only see the four kids and you

2941
1:42:37,473 --> 1:42:40,554
Chad: never see the Freddy Fazbear representation.

2942
1:42:40,785 --> 1:42:43,113
Chad: And then in the dream it is revealed to

2943
1:42:43,173 --> 1:42:46,014
Chad: Mike that Garrett is one of the ghostbots.

2944
1:42:46,285 --> 1:42:48,773
Bo: I think that sounds great, or even show him

2945
1:42:48,813 --> 1:42:51,150
Bo: in the dream so that when it comes to the

2946
1:42:51,190 --> 1:42:53,629
Bo: point where they're asking Mike, what would

2947
1:42:53,669 --> 1:42:54,432
Bo: you give up?

2948
1:42:54,765 --> 1:42:57,494
Bo: And Garrett himself can say I can live

2949
1:42:57,534 --> 1:43:00,413
Bo: again, but you have to trade me for Abby.

2950
1:43:00,453 --> 1:43:02,690
Bo: Essentially, Any of that is something other

2951
1:43:02,730 --> 1:43:04,706
Bo: than the big fucking nothing that this

2952
1:43:04,767 --> 1:43:07,048
Bo: movie gives you in relation, like those

2953
1:43:07,168 --> 1:43:09,034
Bo: little things, little changes that don't

2954
1:43:09,094 --> 1:43:11,833
Bo: cost you any more money, it's just dialogue

2955
1:43:12,426 --> 1:43:15,135
Bo: and it gives you some emotional connection

2956
1:43:15,205 --> 1:43:16,129
Bo: and some emotional hook.

2957
1:43:16,149 --> 1:43:17,789
Bo: In this movie You're spending a lot of

2958
1:43:17,829 --> 1:43:19,668
Bo: money on these animatronics and those look

2959
1:43:19,688 --> 1:43:20,170
Bo: pretty good.

2960
1:43:20,245 --> 1:43:21,785
Bo: We haven't really talked about those, but

2961
1:43:21,825 --> 1:43:22,890
Bo: it looks pretty good.

2962
1:43:23,050 --> 1:43:25,912
Bo: Yeah, I agree, all of that is fine, but

2963
1:43:26,012 --> 1:43:27,155
Bo: that doesn't mean anything.

2964
1:43:27,245 --> 1:43:29,606
Bo: Like we've said it a million times, nobody

2965
1:43:29,827 --> 1:43:31,673
Bo: goes home whistling the special effects.

2966
1:43:31,925 --> 1:43:32,126
Bo: That's.

2967
1:43:32,186 --> 1:43:33,807
Bo: All this movie has to offer is some pretty

2968
1:43:33,827 --> 1:43:34,631
Bo: good animatronics.

2969
1:43:34,765 --> 1:43:37,955
Bo: The characters are so unbelievably stupid

2970
1:43:38,125 --> 1:43:40,113
Bo: and you don't understand anything about

2971
1:43:40,133 --> 1:43:40,233
Bo: them.

2972
1:43:40,445 --> 1:43:42,446
Bo: Are there relationships to each other that

2973
1:43:42,546 --> 1:43:43,751
Bo: it's just confusing.

2974
1:43:44,205 --> 1:43:47,094
Bo: This movie is mind-numbingly inconsistent.

2975
1:43:47,285 --> 1:43:49,091
Chad: Well, also, once it's revealed that these

2976
1:43:49,231 --> 1:43:52,392
Chad: robots are possessed by ghost children, it

2977
1:43:52,412 --> 1:43:53,054
Chad: begs the question.

2978
1:43:53,225 --> 1:43:55,713
Chad: So ghost children are murdering adults,

2979
1:43:55,894 --> 1:43:57,529
Chad: yeah, and then later they kind of brush

2980
1:43:57,549 --> 1:43:59,468
Chad: that off like oh no, no, no, no, it was

2981
1:43:59,548 --> 1:44:01,927
Chad: William Afton controlling them, so he's the

2982
1:44:01,967 --> 1:44:02,610
Chad: real murderer.

2983
1:44:02,765 --> 1:44:05,033
Chad: So you can just brush all that aside.

2984
1:44:05,205 --> 1:44:07,186
Bo: They can be kids again or whatever, even

2985
1:44:07,206 --> 1:44:09,153
Bo: though as soon as their influence was

2986
1:44:09,213 --> 1:44:10,950
Bo: broken, they turned around and immediately

2987
1:44:11,031 --> 1:44:11,412
Bo: murdered.

2988
1:44:11,625 --> 1:44:13,071
Chad: Start Night 4 at Freddy.

2989
1:44:13,111 --> 1:44:15,431
Bo: Fazbear, and so Vanessa is looking over all

2990
1:44:15,471 --> 1:44:18,412
Bo: these drawings that Abby has done, and

2991
1:44:18,452 --> 1:44:20,169
Bo: especially the ones with the yellow rabbit.

2992
1:44:20,405 --> 1:44:22,773
Bo: This is before Mike shows up with Abby

2993
1:44:23,065 --> 1:44:24,551
Bo: she's already at Freddy's.

2994
1:44:24,905 --> 1:44:26,511
Chad: Yeah, but it's a big wall of crayon

2995
1:44:26,532 --> 1:44:28,311
Chad: drawings that a bunch of kids had done.

2996
1:44:28,385 --> 1:44:30,092
Chad: I don't think these are all Abby's drawings.

2997
1:44:30,205 --> 1:44:32,686
Chad: It's like one big refrigerator door covered

2998
1:44:32,726 --> 1:44:34,493
Chad: in scribbles that only a parent can love.

2999
1:44:34,665 --> 1:44:36,331
Chad: And there's haunting sounds of children

3000
1:44:36,512 --> 1:44:38,630
Chad: laughing and the camera focuses on that.

3001
1:44:38,771 --> 1:44:40,728
Chad: One photo we saw earlier with the giant

3002
1:44:40,788 --> 1:44:42,654
Chad: rabbit holding hands with the kids Right

3003
1:44:42,745 --> 1:44:44,932
Chad: and we hear hauntingly we love the yellow

3004
1:44:45,032 --> 1:44:47,531
Chad: rabbit Children shouting that out.

3005
1:44:47,725 --> 1:44:50,935
Bo: Mike and Abby finally show up and Abby says

3006
1:44:51,125 --> 1:44:53,225
Bo: my friends say that Vanessa is nice and

3007
1:44:53,266 --> 1:44:55,132
Bo: Vanessa is like oh, you mean the ghost

3008
1:44:55,152 --> 1:44:55,554
Bo: children?

3009
1:44:55,665 --> 1:44:59,270
Chad: Mike is like wait, what you knew about this

3010
1:44:59,451 --> 1:45:02,332
Chad: too, and she says well, I guess you just

3011
1:45:02,392 --> 1:45:04,126
Chad: figured it out, that's it, there's no

3012
1:45:04,187 --> 1:45:05,973
Chad: further discussion in this movie.

3013
1:45:06,185 --> 1:45:08,986
Bo: And she is totally casual about it, about

3014
1:45:09,107 --> 1:45:11,234
Bo: souls possessing these robots.

3015
1:45:11,545 --> 1:45:13,753
Chad: And then both they do the next logical

3016
1:45:13,853 --> 1:45:16,386
Chad: thing you would expect in this movie we get

3017
1:45:16,426 --> 1:45:19,095
Chad: a montage of our three human characters

3018
1:45:19,646 --> 1:45:23,235
Chad: working with the robots possessed by dead

3019
1:45:23,395 --> 1:45:26,372
Chad: ghost children to build an oversized chair

3020
1:45:26,492 --> 1:45:29,069
Chad: and blanket fort in the dining room of this

3021
1:45:29,150 --> 1:45:30,615
Chad: abandoned pizza restaurant.

3022
1:45:30,865 --> 1:45:32,713
Bo: As the song Connection plays.

3023
1:45:33,025 --> 1:45:35,172
Chad: Our movie has turned into a fun comedic

3024
1:45:35,292 --> 1:45:36,456
Chad: romp of a good time.

3025
1:45:36,585 --> 1:45:38,711
Chad: The robots that we just saw stalk and

3026
1:45:38,992 --> 1:45:42,711
Chad: brutally murder for Nairdow Wells are now

3027
1:45:42,852 --> 1:45:45,089
Chad: doing their best impressions of Harry from

3028
1:45:45,149 --> 1:45:47,148
Chad: Harry and the Henderson's, or Sloth from

3029
1:45:47,189 --> 1:45:47,912
Chad: the Goonies.

3030
1:45:48,326 --> 1:45:49,831
Bo: It's crazy Chad.

3031
1:45:50,745 --> 1:45:52,171
Bo: This was another of those scenes of like.

3032
1:45:52,386 --> 1:45:53,972
Bo: I have nothing to hold onto here.

3033
1:45:54,065 --> 1:45:55,350
Bo: I don't understand why any of these

3034
1:45:55,390 --> 1:45:56,714
Bo: characters are behaving like this.

3035
1:45:56,945 --> 1:45:59,673
Bo: Mike just saw a bloody handprint on a door

3036
1:45:59,773 --> 1:46:02,289
Bo: just a day ago and now that he knows that

3037
1:46:02,330 --> 1:46:04,207
Bo: the souls of dead children are operating

3038
1:46:04,248 --> 1:46:06,707
Bo: these robots, how on earth are you not

3039
1:46:06,727 --> 1:46:08,133
Bo: making that connection?

3040
1:46:08,465 --> 1:46:11,329
Chad: Mike whispers to Abby, remember to ask

3041
1:46:11,389 --> 1:46:14,770
Chad: these guys about who abducted and probably

3042
1:46:14,830 --> 1:46:15,593
Chad: killed our brother.

3043
1:46:15,725 --> 1:46:18,173
Chad: I'm gonna go hang out with Officer Vanessa

3044
1:46:18,273 --> 1:46:19,015
Chad: in another scene.

3045
1:46:19,165 --> 1:46:21,193
Chad: So we cut to the storm of the restaurant

3046
1:46:21,345 --> 1:46:22,891
Chad: and Vanessa's looking for tablecloths to

3047
1:46:22,911 --> 1:46:24,871
Chad: make a roof for this totally awesome fort

3048
1:46:24,891 --> 1:46:25,433
Chad: they just built.

3049
1:46:25,585 --> 1:46:27,727
Chad: And Mike says how do you know where they

3050
1:46:27,767 --> 1:46:29,633
Chad: keep the tablecloths in this place?

3051
1:46:29,986 --> 1:46:31,426
Chad: And again, as I mentioned earlier, I was

3052
1:46:31,446 --> 1:46:33,552
Chad: like I just thought she'd work there once

3053
1:46:33,632 --> 1:46:34,455
Chad: upon a time.

3054
1:46:34,926 --> 1:46:36,351
Chad: And Mike in this back room.

3055
1:46:36,371 --> 1:46:38,510
Chad: He looks over and he sees this old

3056
1:46:38,811 --> 1:46:41,670
Chad: animatronic robot and Officer Vanessa says

3057
1:46:41,811 --> 1:46:42,553
Chad: I wouldn't touch that.

3058
1:46:42,685 --> 1:46:45,207
Chad: The insides have a spring lock to protect

3059
1:46:45,468 --> 1:46:49,351
Chad: all of the poltergears so a human could

3060
1:46:49,472 --> 1:46:52,372
Chad: wear the suit, but they have a spring lock

3061
1:46:52,452 --> 1:46:53,587
Chad: inside Watch.

3062
1:46:53,767 --> 1:46:56,048
Chad: And she pokes the inside of this busted

3063
1:46:56,189 --> 1:46:59,432
Chad: robot abdomen and these springs snap shut

3064
1:46:59,532 --> 1:47:00,575
Chad: like a bear trap.

3065
1:47:00,765 --> 1:47:02,411
Chad: It's a real flaw of design, if you ask me

3066
1:47:02,512 --> 1:47:02,873
Chad: about.

3067
1:47:03,165 --> 1:47:05,612
Bo: Another good question of why on earth

3068
1:47:05,692 --> 1:47:08,189
Bo: design it like this if people are supposed

3069
1:47:08,209 --> 1:47:09,173
Bo: to be inside it.

3070
1:47:09,345 --> 1:47:10,531
Bo: It comes up at the end of the movie.

3071
1:47:10,605 --> 1:47:12,050
Bo: It's like you built this thing.

3072
1:47:12,110 --> 1:47:13,274
Bo: Why are you doing this?

3073
1:47:13,605 --> 1:47:16,734
Bo: And Mike is like well, I feel closest to my

3074
1:47:16,794 --> 1:47:17,636
Bo: brother here.

3075
1:47:17,865 --> 1:47:20,453
Bo: Maybe I can go back in the dream and change

3076
1:47:20,513 --> 1:47:21,155
Bo: what happened.

3077
1:47:21,325 --> 1:47:23,232
Bo: Hey, who are you really?

3078
1:47:23,665 --> 1:47:25,592
Bo: And she says well, I'm just somebody trying

3079
1:47:25,632 --> 1:47:27,170
Bo: to help, like when I told you not to fall

3080
1:47:27,210 --> 1:47:28,890
Bo: asleep and then you immediately went to

3081
1:47:28,950 --> 1:47:29,231
Bo: sleep.

3082
1:47:29,445 --> 1:47:30,490
Bo: You should listen to me more.

3083
1:47:30,785 --> 1:47:32,586
Bo: Then they just go back to the lobby without

3084
1:47:32,767 --> 1:47:34,974
Bo: any further questioning on Mike's part of

3085
1:47:34,994 --> 1:47:36,990
Bo: like it seems like you're always avoiding

3086
1:47:37,050 --> 1:47:38,535
Bo: my questions when I asked them.

3087
1:47:38,825 --> 1:47:40,807
Bo: When they go back to the lobby, they do so

3088
1:47:40,887 --> 1:47:43,114
Bo: in time to see Abby about to touch the

3089
1:47:43,154 --> 1:47:45,031
Bo: guitar, one of the ghost spots.

3090
1:47:45,305 --> 1:47:46,450
Bo: They're like Abby no.

3091
1:47:46,985 --> 1:47:48,706
Bo: And as soon as she touches it, like she

3092
1:47:48,746 --> 1:47:51,295
Bo: gets a jolt of electricity and blacks out.

3093
1:47:51,465 --> 1:47:53,287
Bo: Then eventually it comes to you Like it's

3094
1:47:53,307 --> 1:47:56,328
Bo: kind of a non-event other than, I guess, to

3095
1:47:56,468 --> 1:47:58,996
Bo: show that these things are still dangerous,

3096
1:47:59,085 --> 1:48:01,273
Bo: which we knew because they murder people.

3097
1:48:01,545 --> 1:48:03,132
Chad: We got to the parking lot and Mike is there

3098
1:48:03,225 --> 1:48:04,250
Chad: with Officer Vanessa.

3099
1:48:04,565 --> 1:48:06,532
Chad: She says just go home, mike, and take care

3100
1:48:06,552 --> 1:48:07,014
Chad: of Abby.

3101
1:48:07,125 --> 1:48:09,754
Chad: To which Mike says what are you so afraid

3102
1:48:09,975 --> 1:48:10,035
Chad: of?

3103
1:48:10,285 --> 1:48:11,169
Chad: In the storage room?

3104
1:48:11,229 --> 1:48:13,628
Chad: You look terrified, officer Vanessa.

3105
1:48:13,689 --> 1:48:16,128
Chad: She really escalates things and she says if

3106
1:48:16,168 --> 1:48:18,809
Chad: you ever bring Abby back here, I will shoot

3107
1:48:18,869 --> 1:48:18,990
Chad: you.

3108
1:48:19,205 --> 1:48:22,049
Chad: And I was like holy shit, right, where did

3109
1:48:22,109 --> 1:48:23,072
Chad: this come from?

3110
1:48:23,193 --> 1:48:25,362
Bo: Yeah, I know I thought the same thing of

3111
1:48:25,403 --> 1:48:28,767
Bo: like wow, this really rosinach in terms of

3112
1:48:28,787 --> 1:48:30,333
Bo: their interactions with each other.

3113
1:48:30,525 --> 1:48:32,066
Chad: Then it's the middle of the night and Mike

3114
1:48:32,187 --> 1:48:34,774
Chad: just hops in his car with Abby and leaves

3115
1:48:34,894 --> 1:48:35,556
Chad: his shift.

3116
1:48:35,805 --> 1:48:36,669
Bo: God damn it, chad.

3117
1:48:36,885 --> 1:48:37,970
Bo: This is so stupid.

3118
1:48:38,186 --> 1:48:40,088
Bo: And when he gets in the car, abby is like

3119
1:48:40,329 --> 1:48:41,990
Bo: why does everyone look at you like they're

3120
1:48:42,051 --> 1:48:43,004
Bo: mad at you all the time?

3121
1:48:43,065 --> 1:48:45,627
Bo: He's like I know, it's so weird, it's like

3122
1:48:45,667 --> 1:48:46,792
Bo: I'm a total shithead.

3123
1:48:46,985 --> 1:48:48,793
Chad: Back at the house, Mike picks up the phone

3124
1:48:48,825 --> 1:48:50,592
Chad: and he calls someone and says hey, it's

3125
1:48:50,732 --> 1:48:51,969
Chad: Mike, I need your help.

3126
1:48:52,185 --> 1:48:54,334
Chad: So we cut to the following morning.

3127
1:48:54,385 --> 1:48:55,409
Chad: So we've now got four nights.

3128
1:48:55,510 --> 1:48:55,791
Chad: Okay.

3129
1:48:56,345 --> 1:48:58,774
Chad: And Abby wakes up and she comes into the

3130
1:48:58,834 --> 1:49:00,691
Chad: kitchen to find Mary Stuart Masterson

3131
1:49:00,791 --> 1:49:01,393
Chad: waiting for her.

3132
1:49:01,605 --> 1:49:03,471
Chad: And Abby says what did you do, mike?

3133
1:49:03,651 --> 1:49:04,293
Chad: What did you do?

3134
1:49:04,454 --> 1:49:05,276
Chad: I hate you, mike.

3135
1:49:05,585 --> 1:49:07,693
Chad: And Abby runs to her room and she grabs a

3136
1:49:07,713 --> 1:49:09,892
Chad: crayon and starts scribbling over all the

3137
1:49:09,972 --> 1:49:12,293
Chad: faces of Mike in her drawings.

3138
1:49:12,445 --> 1:49:14,645
Chad: And Mike tells Mary Stuart Masterson when

3139
1:49:14,686 --> 1:49:16,733
Chad: she calms down just tell her, I'm sorry.

3140
1:49:16,845 --> 1:49:18,666
Chad: So then Mike goes to the pharmacy to get

3141
1:49:18,706 --> 1:49:21,028
Chad: some more sleeping pills and his overly

3142
1:49:21,149 --> 1:49:23,286
Chad: rude behavior causes the pharmacist to call

3143
1:49:23,326 --> 1:49:25,393
Chad: Mike an asshole as Mike leaves.

3144
1:49:25,765 --> 1:49:27,612
Chad: Why is Mike such an unlikeable character in

3145
1:49:27,632 --> 1:49:27,772
Chad: this?

3146
1:49:27,853 --> 1:49:28,194
Bo: movie.

3147
1:49:28,365 --> 1:49:31,171
Bo: But he is Like the pharmacist isn't wrong,

3148
1:49:31,285 --> 1:49:32,786
Bo: cause the pharmacist is like you know what

3149
1:49:32,806 --> 1:49:33,348
Bo: always helps me?

3150
1:49:33,389 --> 1:49:34,152
Bo: A glass and more milk.

3151
1:49:34,565 --> 1:49:37,153
Bo: And Mike just snatches the drugs out of his

3152
1:49:37,193 --> 1:49:37,373
Bo: hand.

3153
1:49:37,414 --> 1:49:38,176
Bo: He's like go fuck yourself.

3154
1:49:38,325 --> 1:49:39,795
Bo: And that's what the drugist calls him an

3155
1:49:39,916 --> 1:49:40,526
Bo: asshole of like.

3156
1:49:40,667 --> 1:49:41,591
Bo: I'm with you, man.

3157
1:49:41,825 --> 1:49:44,033
Bo: Our main character is a real jerk.

3158
1:49:44,525 --> 1:49:46,993
Chad: So Mike heads to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

3159
1:49:47,093 --> 1:49:49,409
Chad: during the day to go to sleep and dream

3160
1:49:49,449 --> 1:49:51,596
Chad: about all of the dead children.

3161
1:49:51,705 --> 1:49:52,869
Chad: You know he's surrounded by ghost bots,

3162
1:49:52,910 --> 1:49:54,767
Chad: right, yeah, right, we don't think twice

3163
1:49:54,808 --> 1:49:55,229
Chad: about this.

3164
1:49:55,290 --> 1:49:56,313
Chad: But Mike does his off.

3165
1:49:56,365 --> 1:49:58,767
Chad: He wakes up in the forest again and he sees

3166
1:49:58,888 --> 1:50:01,347
Chad: Garrett there with his mom and dad, but it

3167
1:50:01,407 --> 1:50:03,754
Chad: is full size Mike playing the part of Kid

3168
1:50:03,815 --> 1:50:04,055
Chad: Mike.

3169
1:50:04,165 --> 1:50:06,473
Chad: And then those five ghost kids in the woods.

3170
1:50:06,533 --> 1:50:08,570
Chad: They're there and the main blonde kid in

3171
1:50:08,590 --> 1:50:10,268
Chad: the brown shirt says you're here to save

3172
1:50:10,309 --> 1:50:10,590
Chad: Garrett.

3173
1:50:10,705 --> 1:50:12,406
Chad: You can have this dream every night and be

3174
1:50:12,426 --> 1:50:14,446
Chad: together with Garrett and your mom and I

3175
1:50:14,486 --> 1:50:16,553
Chad: guess that's your dad in exchange for

3176
1:50:16,633 --> 1:50:18,070
Chad: something we want Abby.

3177
1:50:18,225 --> 1:50:20,353
Chad: And then Mike's dream mom says you know,

3178
1:50:20,413 --> 1:50:22,010
Chad: mike, these ghost kids are right.

3179
1:50:22,110 --> 1:50:22,993
Chad: Just let Abby go.

3180
1:50:23,165 --> 1:50:25,512
Chad: You really weren't the right person to take

3181
1:50:25,612 --> 1:50:27,076
Chad: care of her.

3182
1:50:27,345 --> 1:50:29,252
Bo: And then ghost dad is like ghost mom's

3183
1:50:29,332 --> 1:50:29,573
Bo: right.

3184
1:50:29,693 --> 1:50:31,030
Bo: Mike, you're a real piece of shit.

3185
1:50:31,165 --> 1:50:32,591
Bo: Have you considered letting somebody else

3186
1:50:32,631 --> 1:50:33,173
Bo: take care of her?

3187
1:50:33,465 --> 1:50:35,547
Chad: Ghost mom's like you know, mike, you never

3188
1:50:35,648 --> 1:50:37,614
Chad: take the plastic off the cheese slices

3189
1:50:37,725 --> 1:50:39,110
Chad: before making a grilled cheese sandwich.

3190
1:50:39,431 --> 1:50:40,214
Chad: This is important.

3191
1:50:40,405 --> 1:50:42,212
Chad: There's no way you can raise a child.

3192
1:50:42,465 --> 1:50:45,034
Bo: Also, son, I noticed how you burned that

3193
1:50:45,094 --> 1:50:46,791
Bo: toast and still gave it to her anyway.

3194
1:50:46,945 --> 1:50:49,005
Bo: You understand that she's got contusions in

3195
1:50:49,065 --> 1:50:50,050
Bo: her mouth because of you.

3196
1:50:50,726 --> 1:50:53,314
Chad: Mike starts crying and he says, okay, I'll

3197
1:50:53,354 --> 1:50:53,615
Chad: do it.

3198
1:50:53,805 --> 1:50:56,134
Chad: And then he has a flash of Abby waking up

3199
1:50:56,225 --> 1:50:57,866
Chad: and being happy to see him and he's like,

3200
1:50:57,926 --> 1:50:58,247
Chad: no wait.

3201
1:50:58,448 --> 1:50:59,531
Chad: I mean, no, this is wrong.

3202
1:50:59,611 --> 1:51:00,754
Chad: I have my fingers crossed, that doesn't

3203
1:51:00,775 --> 1:51:01,055
Chad: count.

3204
1:51:01,345 --> 1:51:02,970
Chad: But then everybody disappears Too late.

3205
1:51:03,010 --> 1:51:04,594
Chad: Mike, you already said yes, good, going

3206
1:51:04,635 --> 1:51:05,116
Chad: jackass.

3207
1:51:05,385 --> 1:51:07,973
Chad: Then we see the metallic feet marching

3208
1:51:08,013 --> 1:51:10,088
Chad: through the restaurant and they look like

3209
1:51:10,129 --> 1:51:11,634
Chad: the OG Terminator a little bit.

3210
1:51:11,805 --> 1:51:13,325
Chad: And then we're back in the dream world and

3211
1:51:13,345 --> 1:51:15,734
Chad: the ghost kids run past Mike one by one,

3212
1:51:15,825 --> 1:51:19,047
Chad: whisking along and slashing him with these

3213
1:51:19,087 --> 1:51:21,528
Chad: like razor blade hands, and it's a real

3214
1:51:21,568 --> 1:51:22,532
Chad: Freddy Krueger moment.

3215
1:51:22,692 --> 1:51:23,214
Bo: Absolutely.

3216
1:51:23,465 --> 1:51:25,834
Chad: They're all whispering Abby, abby.

3217
1:51:25,905 --> 1:51:27,191
Chad: They're excited to bring her into the ghost

3218
1:51:27,211 --> 1:51:27,391
Chad: world.

3219
1:51:27,545 --> 1:51:29,526
Bo: So the ghost kids are bad, like they're

3220
1:51:29,647 --> 1:51:32,429
Bo: luring a child to her death and he wakes up

3221
1:51:32,509 --> 1:51:33,312
Bo: when Mike comes to.

3222
1:51:33,545 --> 1:51:34,990
Bo: He's in this chair that we saw at the

3223
1:51:35,030 --> 1:51:36,947
Bo: beginning of the movie and as he looks

3224
1:51:37,007 --> 1:51:40,296
Bo: around we see Jeff the boyfriend murdered.

3225
1:51:40,405 --> 1:51:41,831
Bo: We see earphone kid down there.

3226
1:51:41,905 --> 1:51:43,472
Bo: We see the half of Max.

3227
1:51:43,865 --> 1:51:45,512
Chad: We do see the security guard from the

3228
1:51:45,552 --> 1:51:47,130
Chad: beginning, because his face is all

3229
1:51:47,230 --> 1:51:47,732
Chad: butchered up.

3230
1:51:47,805 --> 1:51:49,672
Chad: But you can't really see anything.

3231
1:51:50,166 --> 1:51:52,494
Bo: And he does manage to get out of this chair

3232
1:51:52,545 --> 1:51:54,612
Bo: before he can get the face full of saw

3233
1:51:54,632 --> 1:51:57,431
Bo: blades and it runs for the exit but it's

3234
1:51:57,492 --> 1:51:59,671
Bo: locked and that is where we see that Foxy

3235
1:51:59,751 --> 1:52:00,654
Bo: is coming for him.

3236
1:52:00,845 --> 1:52:02,393
Chad: Singing his doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,

3237
1:52:02,785 --> 1:52:04,392
Chad: doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom.

3238
1:52:04,865 --> 1:52:07,127
Chad: And then there's a rush of the camera, mike

3239
1:52:07,187 --> 1:52:09,190
Chad: screams and you're like, oh so Mike's dead

3240
1:52:09,250 --> 1:52:11,232
Chad: now too, cause every time this has happened,

3241
1:52:11,385 --> 1:52:12,992
Chad: the person on the receiving end of that

3242
1:52:13,105 --> 1:52:14,772
Chad: does not live to see another day.

3243
1:52:14,845 --> 1:52:15,627
Bo: You would think so.

3244
1:52:15,788 --> 1:52:19,088
Bo: But instead we cut to Abby Back at Mike's

3245
1:52:19,129 --> 1:52:21,911
Bo: house, Seeing first Freddie and then a

3246
1:52:22,012 --> 1:52:23,676
Bo: ghost kid in her house.

3247
1:52:24,105 --> 1:52:26,334
Chad: She comes walking out to probably fight

3248
1:52:26,365 --> 1:52:29,428
Chad: with Mary Stuart Masterson, and in her home

3249
1:52:29,729 --> 1:52:33,057
Chad: is a six foot tall robotic, freddie Fazbear

3250
1:52:33,266 --> 1:52:34,430
Chad: and a ghost kid Right.

3251
1:52:34,985 --> 1:52:35,808
Bo: How did they get there?

3252
1:52:36,089 --> 1:52:36,853
Bo: And that's her question.

3253
1:52:36,885 --> 1:52:39,006
Bo: She's like what are you doing here, mary

3254
1:52:39,026 --> 1:52:39,910
Bo: Stuart Masterson?

3255
1:52:39,990 --> 1:52:41,749
Bo: The only thing we see of her are her legs

3256
1:52:41,830 --> 1:52:42,572
Bo: played on the floor.

3257
1:52:43,045 --> 1:52:45,614
Bo: She is dead unconscious drunk.

3258
1:52:46,246 --> 1:52:48,333
Chad: I figured she just polished off a box of

3259
1:52:48,373 --> 1:52:49,849
Chad: sangria and she's sleeping it off.

3260
1:52:50,486 --> 1:52:53,233
Bo: And this kid, the ghost kid that inhabits

3261
1:52:53,454 --> 1:52:55,689
Bo: Freddie Fazbear, is like hey, Abby, it's

3262
1:52:55,730 --> 1:52:56,693
Bo: time to go play.

3263
1:52:56,925 --> 1:52:58,592
Bo: And she's like how are we gonna get there?

3264
1:52:58,825 --> 1:53:01,514
Bo: And so there's an absolutely hilarious

3265
1:53:01,554 --> 1:53:03,986
Bo: scene where they get in a cab and the

3266
1:53:04,026 --> 1:53:06,655
Bo: cabbie who doesn't bother to look at who's

3267
1:53:06,675 --> 1:53:08,190
Bo: getting in the back of his cab until this

3268
1:53:08,251 --> 1:53:10,211
Bo: moment, that's how you get killed, Right?

3269
1:53:10,825 --> 1:53:12,231
Bo: So where can I take you?

3270
1:53:12,505 --> 1:53:13,128
Bo: What?

3271
1:53:13,625 --> 1:53:17,054
Bo: And it's Abby and this animatronic rotting

3272
1:53:17,435 --> 1:53:21,032
Bo: monstrosity, and he says boy, I always get

3273
1:53:21,072 --> 1:53:22,195
Bo: the weird ones.

3274
1:53:22,445 --> 1:53:23,490
Chad: Bum bum.

3275
1:53:24,085 --> 1:53:26,672
Chad: And this is another YouTuber, a guy named

3276
1:53:26,752 --> 1:53:28,196
Chad: Corey X Kinshin.

3277
1:53:28,485 --> 1:53:30,905
Chad: Again, if you know who he is, it's like, oh,

3278
1:53:30,925 --> 1:53:31,769
Chad: that's that guy.

3279
1:53:32,050 --> 1:53:33,033
Chad: But moving along.

3280
1:53:33,245 --> 1:53:38,106
Chad: So we cut to Mike and he's waking up and

3281
1:53:38,266 --> 1:53:41,014
Chad: Officer Vanessa is there bandaging up all

3282
1:53:41,034 --> 1:53:43,432
Chad: of his wounds from the dream ghost sequence.

3283
1:53:43,645 --> 1:53:45,573
Chad: And Mike asks where are we?

3284
1:53:45,825 --> 1:53:48,153
Chad: And she says we're at a police supply

3285
1:53:48,333 --> 1:53:48,915
Chad: outpost.

3286
1:53:49,165 --> 1:53:50,210
Chad: I was like what?

3287
1:53:50,765 --> 1:53:52,813
Bo: What kind of gang wars are happening in

3288
1:53:52,833 --> 1:53:53,174
Bo: this city?

3289
1:53:53,225 --> 1:53:56,293
Bo: What John Carpenter-esque assault on

3290
1:53:56,353 --> 1:53:59,386
Bo: precinct 13 kind of world are we in, where

3291
1:53:59,406 --> 1:54:01,793
Bo: there are just periodically supply posts

3292
1:54:01,833 --> 1:54:03,910
Bo: for the cops and they're never ending war

3293
1:54:03,970 --> 1:54:05,174
Bo: against the gangs?

3294
1:54:05,505 --> 1:54:07,872
Chad: Mike also says they tried to kill me,

3295
1:54:07,972 --> 1:54:08,755
Chad: officer Vanessa.

3296
1:54:09,225 --> 1:54:13,006
Chad: But you knew that Max, Herb, jeff, that old

3297
1:54:13,127 --> 1:54:15,071
Chad: fat guy, and that other guy.

3298
1:54:15,391 --> 1:54:17,456
Chad: You knew about all of this, didn't you?

3299
1:54:17,756 --> 1:54:18,799
Chad: But Abby's innocent.

3300
1:54:18,945 --> 1:54:21,374
Chad: She doesn't deserve whatever's gonna happen

3301
1:54:21,394 --> 1:54:21,635
Chad: to her.

3302
1:54:22,057 --> 1:54:23,081
Chad: Abby's in danger.

3303
1:54:23,362 --> 1:54:25,868
Chad: And I had a dream and the ghost kids asked

3304
1:54:26,109 --> 1:54:29,255
Chad: me to trade Abby to live and have a dream

3305
1:54:29,315 --> 1:54:29,636
Chad: forever.

3306
1:54:29,676 --> 1:54:31,199
Chad: And I said yes, but then I said no.

3307
1:54:31,445 --> 1:54:32,770
Bo: They said no backsees.

3308
1:54:33,031 --> 1:54:35,218
Chad: What do they want with my sister, Abby

3309
1:54:35,318 --> 1:54:36,261
Chad: Officer Vanessa.

3310
1:54:36,662 --> 1:54:38,728
Chad: Officer Vanessa says they just want to make

3311
1:54:38,848 --> 1:54:39,810
Chad: her like them.

3312
1:54:40,251 --> 1:54:40,612
Chad: What?

3313
1:54:40,853 --> 1:54:42,977
Bo: And then we get a cutaway just to let the

3314
1:54:43,098 --> 1:54:45,409
Bo: audience know hey, abby is now showing up

3315
1:54:45,669 --> 1:54:46,270
Bo: at Freddy's.

3316
1:54:46,591 --> 1:54:50,218
Bo: And then we go back to the police supply

3317
1:54:50,258 --> 1:54:50,699
Bo: place.

3318
1:54:51,165 --> 1:54:54,131
Chad: Officer Vanessa explains the backstory of

3319
1:54:54,191 --> 1:54:56,816
Chad: this movie like the day new month of an

3320
1:54:56,957 --> 1:55:00,132
Chad: episode of Scooby Do, when all those kids

3321
1:55:00,193 --> 1:55:00,775
Chad: went missing.

3322
1:55:00,855 --> 1:55:02,562
Chad: Police searched every inch of Freddy

3323
1:55:02,602 --> 1:55:03,104
Chad: Fazbear's.

3324
1:55:03,204 --> 1:55:04,048
Chad: They never found the children.

3325
1:55:04,570 --> 1:55:06,097
Chad: The man who took them was a bad man, a

3326
1:55:06,157 --> 1:55:07,102
Chad: cruel, clever man.

3327
1:55:07,202 --> 1:55:09,028
Chad: He knew the police would never check one

3328
1:55:09,088 --> 1:55:13,560
Chad: place inside the robots, so he hid the dead

3329
1:55:13,600 --> 1:55:15,625
Chad: kids bodies inside the robots.

3330
1:55:15,825 --> 1:55:16,507
Chad: I know what you're thinking.

3331
1:55:17,009 --> 1:55:18,352
Chad: Wouldn't they smell after a while?

3332
1:55:18,392 --> 1:55:20,197
Chad: And the answer is yes, it was funky.

3333
1:55:20,885 --> 1:55:23,032
Bo: There was a high degree of what people

3334
1:55:23,173 --> 1:55:24,978
Bo: often refer to as mung.

3335
1:55:25,440 --> 1:55:27,165
Chad: But here's a more disturbing piece of

3336
1:55:27,325 --> 1:55:28,589
Chad: screenplay bullshit.

3337
1:55:29,050 --> 1:55:31,898
Chad: These kids didn't want to hurt anybody.

3338
1:55:32,379 --> 1:55:34,585
Chad: The killer, he's the one who influences

3339
1:55:34,725 --> 1:55:36,894
Chad: them somehow or something something.

3340
1:55:36,974 --> 1:55:39,142
Chad: Because we can't have a movie where dead

3341
1:55:39,243 --> 1:55:41,143
Chad: ghost children are murdering adults dressed

3342
1:55:41,260 --> 1:55:42,715
Chad: as giant stuffed animals.

3343
1:55:42,832 --> 1:55:45,170
Chad: I tried to warn you in my own way, so

3344
1:55:45,288 --> 1:55:47,311
Chad: really this is all your fault, mike, but

3345
1:55:47,351 --> 1:55:48,413
Chad: he's going to be coming for you.

3346
1:55:48,694 --> 1:55:53,267
Chad: His name is William Afton and he was my

3347
1:55:53,287 --> 1:55:54,709
Chad: father.

3348
1:55:55,791 --> 1:55:56,112
Chad: What?

3349
1:55:56,312 --> 1:55:57,454
Chad: William Afton?

3350
1:55:57,714 --> 1:56:00,398
Chad: The murderer of these children and

3351
1:56:00,458 --> 1:56:04,671
Chad: presumably Mike's younger brother, was

3352
1:56:04,971 --> 1:56:06,815
Chad: Officer Vanessa's dad.

3353
1:56:06,956 --> 1:56:10,483
Bo: And she is fully aware of this Right and

3354
1:56:10,563 --> 1:56:13,309
Bo: has decided, as an officer of the law, to

3355
1:56:13,429 --> 1:56:14,110
Bo: cover it up.

3356
1:56:14,511 --> 1:56:18,958
Chad: Yes, and she hands Mike a photo of her as a

3357
1:56:19,039 --> 1:56:22,653
Chad: child, with a man in a yellow bunny costume

3358
1:56:22,954 --> 1:56:25,681
Chad: and in the picture, officer Vanessa is

3359
1:56:25,742 --> 1:56:28,169
Chad: holding the toy plane that Garrett had when

3360
1:56:28,229 --> 1:56:30,618
Chad: he was abducted and Mike's like you knew

3361
1:56:30,818 --> 1:56:31,641
Chad: about my brother.

3362
1:56:31,942 --> 1:56:33,868
Bo: The scene that I want to see more than

3363
1:56:33,949 --> 1:56:36,798
Bo: anything, Chad, is her having an adult

3364
1:56:36,858 --> 1:56:39,447
Bo: conversation with her father and saying

3365
1:56:39,467 --> 1:56:41,154
Bo: like all right, I'm not going to turn you

3366
1:56:41,415 --> 1:56:43,664
Bo: in, but you've got a pinky swear, You're

3367
1:56:43,684 --> 1:56:45,631
Bo: not going to murder any more children.

3368
1:56:45,791 --> 1:56:46,855
Bo: What about on holidays?

3369
1:56:46,955 --> 1:56:48,581
Bo: Nope, not even holidays.

3370
1:56:48,982 --> 1:56:50,688
Bo: Can I just give myself a little treat for

3371
1:56:50,729 --> 1:56:51,130
Bo: Christmas?

3372
1:56:51,271 --> 1:56:53,299
Bo: No, especially not around Christmas.

3373
1:56:53,460 --> 1:56:54,987
Bo: That is when children experience the most

3374
1:56:55,027 --> 1:56:55,308
Bo: joy.

3375
1:56:55,489 --> 1:56:57,117
Bo: You are not taking any joy away from any

3376
1:56:57,157 --> 1:56:57,599
Bo: more children.

3377
1:56:57,840 --> 1:56:59,647
Bo: You get to play with the dead kids you've

3378
1:56:59,727 --> 1:57:01,753
Bo: already created, but no more.

3379
1:57:02,736 --> 1:57:05,784
Chad: Officer Vanessa tells Mike I didn't know

3380
1:57:06,004 --> 1:57:07,651
Chad: about all of this when we first met.

3381
1:57:07,791 --> 1:57:09,739
Chad: Sure, you had the same last name as the

3382
1:57:09,799 --> 1:57:11,626
Chad: dead kid, but a lot of people have that

3383
1:57:11,686 --> 1:57:13,250
Chad: same last name that we don't know.

3384
1:57:13,471 --> 1:57:15,195
Chad: And she says the key to defeating the

3385
1:57:15,295 --> 1:57:19,589
Chad: robots it's, let me think, electricity.

3386
1:57:20,371 --> 1:57:21,052
Chad: Sure, why not?

3387
1:57:21,112 --> 1:57:23,657
Chad: Here Take this cattle prod that we use in

3388
1:57:23,898 --> 1:57:27,634
Chad: animal control, and here take a taser gun.

3389
1:57:27,755 --> 1:57:28,257
Chad: Use that too.

3390
1:57:28,337 --> 1:57:29,361
Chad: I'm sure that'll work on them.

3391
1:57:29,842 --> 1:57:30,906
Bo: And here's a glass of water.

3392
1:57:31,047 --> 1:57:31,950
Bo: Try all of these.

3393
1:57:32,211 --> 1:57:33,475
Bo: And here's your sleeping pills back.

3394
1:57:33,576 --> 1:57:36,567
Bo: That's just because, if you get in real

3395
1:57:36,607 --> 1:57:37,512
Bo: trouble, just take a nap.

3396
1:57:37,673 --> 1:57:38,880
Chad: Also, I can't come with you because my

3397
1:57:38,940 --> 1:57:39,463
Chad: father's there.

3398
1:57:39,483 --> 1:57:40,407
Chad: I won't be any good to you.

3399
1:57:40,427 --> 1:57:43,097
Chad: He really messed me up as a kid.

3400
1:57:43,177 --> 1:57:43,860
Chad: But you know what?

3401
1:57:44,081 --> 1:57:45,666
Chad: Don't worry, I'm going to pull a little

3402
1:57:45,746 --> 1:57:47,190
Chad: Scatman Crothers from the Shining.

3403
1:57:47,451 --> 1:57:48,834
Chad: I'll show up anyway to save you.

3404
1:57:48,955 --> 1:57:50,566
Chad: Okay, wink, wink, get out of here.

3405
1:57:50,667 --> 1:57:51,829
Chad: Have fun killing the robots.

3406
1:57:52,110 --> 1:57:55,137
Bo: And so at Freddy's, the band starts playing.

3407
1:57:55,385 --> 1:57:55,546
Bo: What?

3408
1:57:55,586 --> 1:57:56,307
Chad: song, are they?

3409
1:57:57,009 --> 1:57:58,171
Bo: Oh, it's the super scary one.

3410
1:57:58,191 --> 1:58:01,418
Chad: Chad the romantic secrets that you keep.

3411
1:58:01,706 --> 1:58:02,168
Bo: That's right.

3412
1:58:02,228 --> 1:58:03,655
Chad: You paid for it, might as well use it.

3413
1:58:03,696 --> 1:58:05,243
Bo: Yeah, you paid for the song.

3414
1:58:05,263 --> 1:58:06,889
Bo: We're going to play the song off.

3415
1:58:07,190 --> 1:58:09,998
Bo: Mike goes and she also tells him here's the

3416
1:58:10,079 --> 1:58:12,345
Bo: best way to get inside, go through this

3417
1:58:12,486 --> 1:58:14,650
Bo: outside vent and you'll avoid detection.

3418
1:58:15,091 --> 1:58:18,478
Bo: Fine, and so he has to sneak in, which he

3419
1:58:18,618 --> 1:58:21,791
Bo: does, and he slips past Freddy and Bonnie

3420
1:58:21,831 --> 1:58:23,895
Bo: the bunny, who are playing their song.

3421
1:58:24,075 --> 1:58:27,429
Chad: Chica and Mr Cupcake escort Abby off to the

3422
1:58:27,509 --> 1:58:30,034
Chad: side because they're going to go murder her.

3423
1:58:30,234 --> 1:58:34,450
Bo: Yes, and so with his super power, water

3424
1:58:34,650 --> 1:58:37,438
Bo: Mike pours some on the stage and then

3425
1:58:37,478 --> 1:58:40,125
Bo: shoots the stun gun at the water which

3426
1:58:40,125 --> 1:58:42,569
Bo: fries Freddy and Bonnie bunny.

3427
1:58:42,684 --> 1:58:45,154
Bo: And so they're all out of commission now,

3428
1:58:45,269 --> 1:58:45,604
Bo: did the?

3429
1:58:45,719 --> 1:58:48,089
Chad: ghost children go to heaven or hell or

3430
1:58:48,129 --> 1:58:49,855
Chad: purgatory, I think they just take a nap.

3431
1:58:50,115 --> 1:58:53,666
Bo: And so meanwhile Chica has Abby and this

3432
1:58:53,806 --> 1:58:56,673
Bo: porcelain doll thing opens up and it's got

3433
1:58:56,693 --> 1:58:56,813
Bo: the.

3434
1:58:56,913 --> 1:58:58,016
Bo: It's the one that's got the.

3435
1:58:58,176 --> 1:59:00,630
Bo: You know traps that broke the broom earlier.

3436
1:59:01,052 --> 1:59:03,682
Bo: Yeah, and it's about to put Abby in there

3437
1:59:04,083 --> 1:59:05,729
Bo: and Abby's like why are you trying to hurt

3438
1:59:05,769 --> 1:59:05,970
Bo: me?

3439
1:59:06,171 --> 1:59:08,720
Bo: And then Mike interrupts and fires a stun

3440
1:59:08,761 --> 1:59:11,631
Bo: gun at Chica that fries Chica for a second.

3441
1:59:11,691 --> 1:59:14,721
Chad: Down goes Chica, down goes Chica.

3442
1:59:15,022 --> 1:59:16,727
Chad: Mike saves Abby and he says Abby, I've been

3443
1:59:16,807 --> 1:59:17,830
Chad: stuck in the past.

3444
1:59:17,890 --> 1:59:19,735
Chad: I'm going to take care of you from now on.

3445
1:59:20,035 --> 1:59:21,747
Chad: And Abby says I love you too, mike.

3446
1:59:21,928 --> 1:59:23,972
Chad: And Mike says I didn't say I love you.

3447
1:59:24,554 --> 1:59:25,556
Bo: I mean, but thanks.

3448
1:59:25,716 --> 1:59:26,887
Bo: That seems real sudden.

3449
1:59:27,007 --> 1:59:29,117
Bo: It seems like it's really accelerating our

3450
1:59:29,157 --> 1:59:30,985
Bo: relationship in a way that I'm not totally

3451
1:59:31,105 --> 1:59:32,028
Bo: comfortable with.

3452
1:59:32,109 --> 1:59:34,939
Bo: But all right, I mean I don't not love you.

3453
1:59:35,099 --> 1:59:35,802
Bo: Does that work?

3454
1:59:36,143 --> 1:59:36,685
Chad: They escape.

3455
1:59:36,705 --> 1:59:40,051
Chad: But then Mr Cupcake comes hobbling around,

3456
1:59:40,091 --> 1:59:42,216
Chad: or hopping, and latches onto Mike's leg.

3457
1:59:42,496 --> 1:59:46,171
Chad: Abby leaves and then we see the ghost boy

3458
1:59:46,452 --> 1:59:48,378
Chad: over in the wings of the stage.

3459
1:59:48,519 --> 1:59:50,605
Chad: Then Foxy the robot is still wandering

3460
1:59:50,685 --> 1:59:51,327
Chad: around somewhere.

3461
1:59:51,467 --> 1:59:52,911
Bo: It's actually a pretty good.

3462
1:59:53,453 --> 1:59:55,157
Bo: You know, as far as this movie being creepy,

3463
1:59:55,325 --> 1:59:57,831
Bo: it rarely is, but seeing this kid standing

3464
1:59:57,891 --> 2:00:00,437
Bo: in front of these open black curtains and

3465
2:00:00,517 --> 2:00:02,271
Bo: stepping back into the darkness and then

3466
2:00:02,392 --> 2:00:04,783
Bo: Foxy's eyes lighting up, it's like oh OK.

3467
2:00:04,883 --> 2:00:06,709
Bo: If the rest of this movie had had stuff

3468
2:00:06,749 --> 2:00:08,533
Bo: like that, it would have at least been kind

3469
2:00:08,553 --> 2:00:09,235
Bo: of spooky.

3470
2:00:09,395 --> 2:00:11,970
Chad: Mike grabs a cattle prod and zaps Mr

3471
2:00:12,030 --> 2:00:12,591
Chad: Cupcake.

3472
2:00:13,133 --> 2:00:16,522
Chad: So Mr Cupcake is gone and then Foxy stalks

3473
2:00:16,883 --> 2:00:19,332
Chad: Abby through the game room with a clank,

3474
2:00:19,392 --> 2:00:21,661
Chad: clank, clank of his metal feet and his one

3475
2:00:21,722 --> 2:00:23,127
Chad: good eye because he's got eye patch,

3476
2:00:23,147 --> 2:00:24,551
Chad: because he's a pirate.

3477
2:00:24,792 --> 2:00:28,443
Chad: Abby then hides in the plastic ball pit in

3478
2:00:28,463 --> 2:00:29,606
Chad: the middle of the game room.

3479
2:00:29,646 --> 2:00:32,292
Chad: She's definitely going to emerge with some

3480
2:00:32,352 --> 2:00:33,274
Chad: form of hepatitis.

3481
2:00:33,534 --> 2:00:36,769
Chad: And then from the shadows a new robot

3482
2:00:36,809 --> 2:00:39,879
Chad: appears and it is the giant yellow rabbit

3483
2:00:40,079 --> 2:00:42,006
Chad: with a clunk, clunk, clunk and it kind of

3484
2:00:42,046 --> 2:00:42,407
Chad: growls.

3485
2:00:42,447 --> 2:00:45,075
Chad: So Mike shoots the yellow rabbit with his

3486
2:00:45,155 --> 2:00:47,523
Chad: taser, but this rabbit is not fazed.

3487
2:00:47,563 --> 2:00:50,273
Chad: By then, as promised, officer Vanessa shows

3488
2:00:50,394 --> 2:00:52,281
Chad: up after saying she wouldn't do so, and she

3489
2:00:52,361 --> 2:00:55,391
Chad: shoots Foxy with a taser and she saves Abby.

3490
2:00:55,572 --> 2:00:58,821
Bo: And then we get our villain speech, where

3491
2:00:59,042 --> 2:01:01,029
Bo: this yellow rabbit that's kind of rotting,

3492
2:01:01,450 --> 2:01:02,575
Bo: unlike some of the other.

3493
2:01:02,735 --> 2:01:04,763
Bo: It's weird because this movie goes between

3494
2:01:04,824 --> 2:01:07,452
Bo: these sort of perfect versions of the

3495
2:01:07,533 --> 2:01:09,479
Bo: Freddy characters, but also sometimes

3496
2:01:09,519 --> 2:01:12,107
Bo: they're rotting, and it's kind of confusing

3497
2:01:12,268 --> 2:01:14,976
Bo: as to, ok, do they really look kind of

3498
2:01:14,996 --> 2:01:17,404
Bo: gross and rotting, or do they look OK, or

3499
2:01:17,464 --> 2:01:19,290
Bo: is this just the perception that Abby and

3500
2:01:19,310 --> 2:01:21,859
Bo: Mike have of them, or anyway?

3501
2:01:22,320 --> 2:01:24,346
Bo: So but this yellow rabbit, he comes out and

3502
2:01:24,366 --> 2:01:27,012
Bo: he's like hey man, I killed your brother

3503
2:01:27,393 --> 2:01:29,197
Bo: and now it's my turn to kill you.

3504
2:01:29,518 --> 2:01:32,611
Chad: That's symmetry, man, symmetry.

3505
2:01:32,691 --> 2:01:33,533
Chad: How does that symmetry?

3506
2:01:33,573 --> 2:01:35,176
Chad: There's three siblings, yeah.

3507
2:01:35,477 --> 2:01:37,970
Bo: Then he says let's wake up all these kids,

3508
2:01:38,030 --> 2:01:40,458
Bo: man, and they can play with you, Mike, and

3509
2:01:40,538 --> 2:01:43,547
Bo: so all of the robots that were previously

3510
2:01:43,607 --> 2:01:45,492
Bo: stunned start to come back to life.

3511
2:01:45,813 --> 2:01:47,717
Chad: Shouldn't his evil villain speech explain

3512
2:01:47,845 --> 2:01:48,888
Chad: why he abducted and?

3513
2:01:48,908 --> 2:01:49,810
Bo: killed Garrett here.

3514
2:01:49,931 --> 2:01:51,675
Bo: I mean, I think it's just for fun.

3515
2:01:51,776 --> 2:01:53,688
Bo: He's right, is it that he's just back?

3516
2:01:53,708 --> 2:01:54,791
Bo: Yeah, he's just a villain.

3517
2:01:54,951 --> 2:01:57,766
Chad: And it's just coincidence that Mike showed

3518
2:01:57,906 --> 2:02:00,352
Chad: up to get this job as a night watchman.

3519
2:02:00,913 --> 2:02:02,677
Bo: That's the thing he never really says, or

3520
2:02:02,717 --> 2:02:04,551
Bo: at least not to the best of my memory.

3521
2:02:04,611 --> 2:02:06,359
Bo: He never says like when I saw your last

3522
2:02:06,419 --> 2:02:08,408
Bo: name, man, I knew I had to give you this

3523
2:02:08,488 --> 2:02:08,930
Bo: job.

3524
2:02:09,271 --> 2:02:10,496
Bo: I had to get you here, man.

3525
2:02:10,798 --> 2:02:12,123
Bo: It's been a long time since I killed

3526
2:02:12,204 --> 2:02:13,868
Bo: anybody and I kind of wanted to.

3527
2:02:14,910 --> 2:02:17,375
Bo: He takes off his mask at a certain point,

3528
2:02:17,495 --> 2:02:19,399
Bo: revealing surprise, surprise.

3529
2:02:19,646 --> 2:02:20,648
Bo: It's Matthew Lillard.

3530
2:02:20,768 --> 2:02:22,913
Bo: Vanessa pulls a gun on him and he's like

3531
2:02:23,114 --> 2:02:25,347
Bo: you're not going to shoot me, man, and so

3532
2:02:25,387 --> 2:02:26,511
Bo: she pops him in the shoulder.

3533
2:02:26,531 --> 2:02:30,464
Bo: He's like hey, like ow, and Mike is telling

3534
2:02:30,544 --> 2:02:32,090
Bo: Abby like you've got to make a drawing to

3535
2:02:32,131 --> 2:02:34,982
Bo: show all the dead kids what really happened

3536
2:02:35,203 --> 2:02:37,268
Bo: and show that the yellow rabbit was bad or

3537
2:02:37,308 --> 2:02:37,769
Bo: something.

3538
2:02:37,990 --> 2:02:41,096
Bo: And you're like, um, I guess that's how

3539
2:02:41,136 --> 2:02:42,478
Bo: this movie is going to end.

3540
2:02:42,905 --> 2:02:45,691
Chad: Yeah, it's a real Herald in the purple

3541
2:02:45,731 --> 2:02:46,412
Chad: crayon.

3542
2:02:46,693 --> 2:02:49,698
Chad: Whatever she draws somehow manifests itself

3543
2:02:49,839 --> 2:02:53,413
Chad: in the minds of the ghost kids who are

3544
2:02:53,633 --> 2:02:55,037
Chad: still in the robots that they've

3545
2:02:55,138 --> 2:02:55,860
Chad: decommissioned.

3546
2:02:56,261 --> 2:02:56,682
Chad: I don't know.

3547
2:02:56,846 --> 2:02:59,614
Chad: So Matthew Lillard, undeterred by the

3548
2:02:59,815 --> 2:03:02,343
Chad: gunshots he just received from his daughter

3549
2:03:02,503 --> 2:03:05,090
Chad: he just goes full Homer on Bart and just

3550
2:03:05,130 --> 2:03:06,734
Chad: starts strangling her.

3551
2:03:07,115 --> 2:03:10,183
Bo: Yes, he's like hey, man, I only had two

3552
2:03:10,263 --> 2:03:11,266
Bo: jobs for you.

3553
2:03:11,787 --> 2:03:14,312
Bo: One was to keep this guy in the dark, the

3554
2:03:14,373 --> 2:03:16,457
Bo: other was to kill him if he got too close.

3555
2:03:16,537 --> 2:03:16,718
Bo: Man.

3556
2:03:17,145 --> 2:03:19,271
Bo: And she says that's two jobs, and then he

3557
2:03:19,311 --> 2:03:21,957
Bo: stabs her for making that stupid callback.

3558
2:03:22,446 --> 2:03:24,655
Chad: Abby draws a picture real quick that shows

3559
2:03:24,715 --> 2:03:26,724
Chad: the yellow rabbit holding a knife and

3560
2:03:26,784 --> 2:03:28,588
Chad: killing all the kids and she sticks it on

3561
2:03:28,628 --> 2:03:30,212
Chad: the giant refrigerator door.

3562
2:03:30,452 --> 2:03:33,318
Chad: Matthew Lillard looks over at the crayon

3563
2:03:33,385 --> 2:03:36,676
Chad: drawings and he sees what Abby gribbled out

3564
2:03:36,716 --> 2:03:39,124
Chad: in about 30 seconds and he says, like, what

3565
2:03:39,164 --> 2:03:40,427
Chad: have you done?

3566
2:03:41,630 --> 2:03:44,617
Chad: And then Abby says they can see you now,

3567
2:03:44,897 --> 2:03:46,320
Chad: they know what you did.

3568
2:03:46,601 --> 2:03:49,409
Bo: And then the robots all start to turn on

3569
2:03:49,449 --> 2:03:52,539
Bo: Matthew Lillard and Mike flips the breaker

3570
2:03:52,941 --> 2:03:54,446
Bo: yeah, and then they just descend on him.

3571
2:03:54,486 --> 2:03:56,651
Bo: All these row of the ghost spots descend on

3572
2:03:56,971 --> 2:03:59,377
Bo: the yellow rabbit, and then the suit clamps

3573
2:03:59,765 --> 2:04:01,352
Bo: start to dig into his flesh and you're like

3574
2:04:01,653 --> 2:04:04,585
Bo: again why on earth put these in the costume

3575
2:04:04,765 --> 2:04:06,529
Bo: you yourself are going to be wearing?

3576
2:04:06,670 --> 2:04:09,316
Chad: I think that the spring lock component is

3577
2:04:09,416 --> 2:04:12,151
Chad: something out of the canon of the games of

3578
2:04:12,271 --> 2:04:13,114
Chad: him being in it.

3579
2:04:13,194 --> 2:04:15,983
Chad: So that's part of doesn't make it less

3580
2:04:16,043 --> 2:04:16,464
Chad: stupid.

3581
2:04:16,484 --> 2:04:17,730
Chad: Look, I'm not saying that make it less

3582
2:04:17,750 --> 2:04:18,252
Chad: stupid, it's.

3583
2:04:18,473 --> 2:04:19,478
Chad: Maybe it's just why it's there.

3584
2:04:19,518 --> 2:04:22,168
Chad: And then, before Matthew Lillard, aka

3585
2:04:22,228 --> 2:04:25,117
Chad: William Afton, dies, he says like I always

3586
2:04:25,177 --> 2:04:27,725
Chad: come back, man, and that's a famous line

3587
2:04:27,825 --> 2:04:28,508
Chad: from the game.

3588
2:04:28,910 --> 2:04:30,757
Chad: And then he takes the time to put the bunny

3589
2:04:30,797 --> 2:04:32,765
Chad: head back on because he's a bit of a drama

3590
2:04:32,925 --> 2:04:36,894
Chad: queen, and then Abby says what's happening?

3591
2:04:37,154 --> 2:04:38,377
Chad: Asking the same thing that was running

3592
2:04:38,417 --> 2:04:41,049
Chad: through my head for an hour and 40 minutes.

3593
2:04:41,129 --> 2:04:43,033
Bo: You should be ashamed of yourself for this

3594
2:04:43,174 --> 2:04:43,755
Bo: runtime.

3595
2:04:43,935 --> 2:04:45,866
Chad: Mike says spring locks.

3596
2:04:46,528 --> 2:04:49,655
Chad: And then Mike and Abby drag Officer Vanessa

3597
2:04:49,915 --> 2:04:51,398
Chad: out of the restaurant, while the four

3598
2:04:51,525 --> 2:04:53,574
Chad: robots drag the yellow rabbit off to the

3599
2:04:53,634 --> 2:04:55,903
Chad: back room, probably to sing a rousing

3600
2:04:55,943 --> 2:04:58,009
Chad: rendition of the romantic secrets that you

3601
2:04:58,049 --> 2:04:58,389
Chad: keep.

3602
2:04:58,810 --> 2:05:00,915
Chad: And then we cut to Abby in school.

3603
2:05:00,955 --> 2:05:01,837
Chad: She's now thriving.

3604
2:05:02,077 --> 2:05:05,137
Chad: Bo and Mike picks her up and they're having

3605
2:05:05,157 --> 2:05:06,644
Chad: a little playful back and forth about what

3606
2:05:06,664 --> 2:05:07,729
Chad: they're going to have for dinner.

3607
2:05:07,829 --> 2:05:09,698
Chad: But they make a quick stop at the hospital

3608
2:05:09,818 --> 2:05:12,127
Chad: to see how Officer Vanessa is doing and Bo

3609
2:05:12,307 --> 2:05:15,133
Chad: she is lying unconscious in the bed due to

3610
2:05:15,173 --> 2:05:16,135
Chad: her stab wounds.

3611
2:05:16,215 --> 2:05:19,008
Chad: So either Abby really snapped back to her

3612
2:05:19,328 --> 2:05:22,074
Chad: new normal or Officer Vanessa is taking

3613
2:05:22,114 --> 2:05:24,418
Chad: forever to recover from her stabbing.

3614
2:05:24,806 --> 2:05:27,237
Bo: I think maybe a little of the two combined.

3615
2:05:27,257 --> 2:05:28,825
Bo: But again, we don't know time or place in

3616
2:05:28,845 --> 2:05:31,631
Bo: this movie, so why on earth bother now?

3617
2:05:31,851 --> 2:05:33,374
Chad: Mike just says get better.

3618
2:05:33,815 --> 2:05:35,459
Bo: And then he's like we've got a real

3619
2:05:35,585 --> 2:05:38,133
Bo: complicated feeling here where, on the one

3620
2:05:38,193 --> 2:05:40,981
Bo: hand, you let your homicidal father run

3621
2:05:41,082 --> 2:05:43,952
Bo: rampant without punishment for years and

3622
2:05:44,032 --> 2:05:45,618
Bo: hid the death of my brother.

3623
2:05:45,899 --> 2:05:47,966
Bo: On the other hand, you did save me and Abby.

3624
2:05:48,026 --> 2:05:51,413
Bo: So you know, I guess it all evens out here.

3625
2:05:51,633 --> 2:05:54,098
Chad: Make sure you call me when you gain

3626
2:05:54,158 --> 2:05:54,679
Chad: consciousness.

3627
2:05:54,825 --> 2:05:57,291
Chad: We have got to get our story straight.

3628
2:05:57,832 --> 2:06:00,317
Bo: Yeah, a lot of questions, because the place

3629
2:06:00,457 --> 2:06:02,769
Bo: fell apart kind of, but not really.

3630
2:06:02,990 --> 2:06:04,233
Bo: There are probably going to be some

3631
2:06:04,293 --> 2:06:06,306
Bo: questions that I have to answer and you

3632
2:06:06,366 --> 2:06:08,552
Bo: know when people ask me lots of questions I

3633
2:06:08,592 --> 2:06:10,476
Bo: get real confused because of all the pills.

3634
2:06:11,186 --> 2:06:14,095
Chad: Also, I need you to testify as a character

3635
2:06:14,135 --> 2:06:16,844
Chad: witness in an unrelated court case where

3636
2:06:16,865 --> 2:06:18,650
Chad: I'm getting sued for beating up a dad in

3637
2:06:18,691 --> 2:06:19,513
Chad: front of his kid.

3638
2:06:19,634 --> 2:06:23,005
Bo: Also, there's the untidy matter of a corpse

3639
2:06:23,166 --> 2:06:24,471
Bo: found in my living room.

3640
2:06:24,591 --> 2:06:26,538
Bo: There are a lot of questions about that

3641
2:06:27,141 --> 2:06:27,803
Bo: Also, can we?

3642
2:06:27,883 --> 2:06:29,608
Chad: live in your house because I'm being

3643
2:06:29,668 --> 2:06:30,831
Chad: evicted from my house.

3644
2:06:30,851 --> 2:06:32,314
Chad: I got a big red notice.

3645
2:06:32,595 --> 2:06:35,040
Chad: There's no takesies backsies on that.

3646
2:06:35,106 --> 2:06:37,776
Chad: Maybe if it was yellow, but definitely not

3647
2:06:37,843 --> 2:06:38,164
Chad: red.

3648
2:06:38,231 --> 2:06:39,191
Bo: Cut to the teacher.

3649
2:06:39,258 --> 2:06:40,200
Bo: You're doing a great job.

3650
2:06:40,260 --> 2:06:43,583
Bo: Mike, You're really turning things around.

3651
2:06:43,904 --> 2:06:45,385
Chad: So we cut to Mike and Abby.

3652
2:06:45,405 --> 2:06:46,737
Chad: They're back at the home.

3653
2:06:46,834 --> 2:06:49,803
Chad: Their refrigerator has a new crayon drawing

3654
2:06:49,900 --> 2:06:50,117
Chad: on it.

3655
2:06:50,214 --> 2:06:52,447
Chad: That's very happy and it involves Mike and

3656
2:06:52,507 --> 2:06:54,592
Chad: Officer Vanessa and Abby and the four

3657
2:06:54,732 --> 2:06:57,478
Chad: murdering ghostbot children creations.

3658
2:06:57,766 --> 2:06:59,854
Chad: And Abby asked Mike, can we visit my

3659
2:06:59,914 --> 2:07:00,175
Chad: friends?

3660
2:07:00,215 --> 2:07:02,665
Chad: Sometimes Nobody takes care of them now and

3661
2:07:02,785 --> 2:07:04,388
Chad: Mike says you know what?

3662
2:07:04,889 --> 2:07:05,109
Chad: Abs?

3663
2:07:05,670 --> 2:07:09,197
Chad: Nobody knows what will something, something.

3664
2:07:09,537 --> 2:07:11,727
Bo: We'll see what the box office does.

3665
2:07:11,947 --> 2:07:14,653
Bo: Abby, it is the most cynical ass, andy.

3666
2:07:14,733 --> 2:07:15,274
Bo: I hate it.

3667
2:07:15,354 --> 2:07:18,026
Bo: So I guess we'll see if this makes money.

3668
2:07:18,287 --> 2:07:21,133
Chad: So we zoom out and then we fade back into

3669
2:07:21,153 --> 2:07:23,518
Chad: the restaurant where we see the main ghost

3670
2:07:23,558 --> 2:07:25,913
Chad: boy with the blonde hair staring at the

3671
2:07:25,973 --> 2:07:28,643
Chad: yellow bunny costume, which is just shaking

3672
2:07:28,703 --> 2:07:29,686
Chad: and writhing and paying.

3673
2:07:29,726 --> 2:07:32,154
Chad: I'm like again how many days have passed?

3674
2:07:32,595 --> 2:07:35,344
Chad: Is this Matthew Lillard slash William Afton

3675
2:07:35,384 --> 2:07:36,908
Chad: still alive in that costume?

3676
2:07:37,108 --> 2:07:39,794
Chad: And then much like Al Pacino and the

3677
2:07:39,855 --> 2:07:40,516
Chad: Godfather.

3678
2:07:40,616 --> 2:07:43,350
Chad: The ghost boy just closes the door as the

3679
2:07:43,450 --> 2:07:44,814
Chad: final scene of this movie.

3680
2:07:45,015 --> 2:07:47,241
Bo: You can ask me one question about my ghost

3681
2:07:47,261 --> 2:07:49,311
Bo: cake, but only one, just this once.

3682
2:07:49,712 --> 2:07:52,662
Bo: Yeah, it's a real nothing of an ending.

3683
2:07:52,983 --> 2:07:54,649
Bo: And then there's a post credit scene where

3684
2:07:54,769 --> 2:07:56,897
Bo: we cut back to the cab driver, who

3685
2:07:57,057 --> 2:07:59,165
Bo: apparently has been sleeping in his cab for

3686
2:07:59,305 --> 2:08:00,109
Bo: days and days.

3687
2:08:00,329 --> 2:08:00,671
Chad: Apparently.

3688
2:08:00,711 --> 2:08:02,116
Chad: That's what people do when they get jobs

3689
2:08:02,156 --> 2:08:04,204
Chad: they just go nap oh man.

3690
2:08:04,505 --> 2:08:05,569
Bo: If only I'd known that.

3691
2:08:06,030 --> 2:08:08,518
Bo: And he wakes up and looks over in the

3692
2:08:08,679 --> 2:08:10,786
Bo: passenger seat of the cab and there's the

3693
2:08:10,826 --> 2:08:12,770
Bo: balloon statue and he screams.

3694
2:08:13,091 --> 2:08:15,396
Bo: And then we get an absolutely intolerable

3695
2:08:15,516 --> 2:08:17,709
Bo: Five Nights at Freddy's chiptune song.

3696
2:08:17,869 --> 2:08:19,856
Chad: It's by the Living Tombstone.

3697
2:08:20,077 --> 2:08:22,124
Chad: It was some famous internet song about Five

3698
2:08:22,164 --> 2:08:24,470
Chad: Nights at Freddy's, but terrible, seriously,

3699
2:08:24,590 --> 2:08:27,015
Chad: they're going to make no less than four

3700
2:08:27,036 --> 2:08:29,448
Chad: more of these there's no doubt it made a

3701
2:08:29,528 --> 2:08:32,113
Chad: shit ton of money because people are into

3702
2:08:32,153 --> 2:08:33,737
Chad: this franchise, like again.

3703
2:08:33,837 --> 2:08:37,092
Bo: It has spawned games and books and internet

3704
2:08:37,112 --> 2:08:40,601
Bo: memes and YouTube influencers out the ass

3705
2:08:40,922 --> 2:08:42,548
Bo: and it, like it, makes it some money.

3706
2:08:42,969 --> 2:08:44,997
Bo: Five Nights at Freddy's is like the 12th

3707
2:08:45,037 --> 2:08:47,005
Bo: largest economy in the world and it's one

3708
2:08:47,166 --> 2:08:49,536
Bo: of those secret things that if you do not

3709
2:08:49,657 --> 2:08:51,204
Bo: know about it then you don't know anything

3710
2:08:51,244 --> 2:08:52,730
Bo: about it, but if you are in the know you

3711
2:08:52,770 --> 2:08:54,999
Bo: realize like, oh, this thing is shockingly

3712
2:08:55,059 --> 2:08:56,605
Bo: big, both among kids.

3713
2:08:56,725 --> 2:08:59,833
Chad: After its first two weekends it has made

3714
2:09:00,174 --> 2:09:03,727
Chad: over $100 million domestically.

3715
2:09:03,747 --> 2:09:05,531
Bo: Yeah, and the budget can't be more than

3716
2:09:05,691 --> 2:09:05,872
Bo: what?

3717
2:09:05,932 --> 2:09:06,393
Bo: 20?

3718
2:09:06,633 --> 2:09:07,475
Bo: I think it was 20.

3719
2:09:07,636 --> 2:09:10,292
Bo: So that's I mean again, this thing is going

3720
2:09:10,332 --> 2:09:11,677
Bo: to be a jug or not.

3721
2:09:11,777 --> 2:09:13,725
Chad: The question is how fast can they get the

3722
2:09:13,926 --> 2:09:14,408
Chad: next one out?

3723
2:09:14,448 --> 2:09:16,597
Bo: I mean, they filmed this one in earlier

3724
2:09:16,677 --> 2:09:18,365
Bo: this year, yeah, and you've already got all

3725
2:09:18,385 --> 2:09:20,613
Bo: the animatronics made at this point, like

3726
2:09:20,914 --> 2:09:22,681
Bo: you've done the heavy lifting on that

3727
2:09:22,761 --> 2:09:24,629
Bo: investment and you've got all your stuff.

3728
2:09:24,750 --> 2:09:26,438
Chad: You don't have to spend much time writing a

3729
2:09:26,499 --> 2:09:27,021
Chad: screen Right.

3730
2:09:27,082 --> 2:09:29,250
Bo: I mean, this was if it was a weekend.

3731
2:09:29,772 --> 2:09:30,676
Bo: I'm shocked.

3732
2:09:30,816 --> 2:09:32,141
Bo: Like I said, this is truly.

3733
2:09:32,161 --> 2:09:33,466
Bo: I know we'll talk about rankings here in a

3734
2:09:33,506 --> 2:09:33,727
Bo: minute.

3735
2:09:33,887 --> 2:09:36,737
Bo: This is truly one of the shittiest scripts

3736
2:09:36,938 --> 2:09:39,506
Bo: that has come across our desks on this show

3737
2:09:39,566 --> 2:09:40,389
Bo: in some time.

3738
2:09:40,569 --> 2:09:42,776
Bo: It's like man for it being such a

3739
2:09:42,856 --> 2:09:45,805
Bo: legitimate cultural thing that nobody gave

3740
2:09:45,966 --> 2:09:47,711
Bo: a fuck and that's stunning.

3741
2:09:47,852 --> 2:09:50,240
Chad: It feels like a movie that the script

3742
2:09:50,280 --> 2:09:52,309
Chad: started one place, then they added the

3743
2:09:52,369 --> 2:09:53,959
Chad: sister and then the aunt piece and then

3744
2:09:53,979 --> 2:09:54,502
Chad: they got rid of some stuff.

3745
2:09:54,522 --> 2:09:55,186
Chad: You know what I mean Like.

3746
2:09:55,226 --> 2:09:57,435
Chad: It feels like a screenplay that maybe just

3747
2:09:57,556 --> 2:09:59,624
Chad: evolved over time and by the time they got

3748
2:09:59,644 --> 2:10:01,350
Chad: something that they felt was ready for

3749
2:10:01,410 --> 2:10:03,738
Chad: cameras, it just was this Frankenstein's

3750
2:10:03,798 --> 2:10:06,288
Chad: monster of ideas that none of it really

3751
2:10:06,348 --> 2:10:08,216
Chad: cohesively ties together, which goes back

3752
2:10:08,237 --> 2:10:09,281
Chad: to my original complaint.

3753
2:10:09,382 --> 2:10:10,987
Chad: They're just connecting all of these dots

3754
2:10:11,068 --> 2:10:12,752
Chad: that don't fully come together.

3755
2:10:12,852 --> 2:10:14,997
Chad: Yeah, and it could have been a really fun

3756
2:10:15,305 --> 2:10:17,532
Chad: silly movie with more camp and over the top

3757
2:10:17,572 --> 2:10:20,300
Chad: horror, but it's dealing with this main

3758
2:10:20,380 --> 2:10:23,788
Chad: character and how he is processing grief

3759
2:10:24,189 --> 2:10:25,110
Chad: and regret.

3760
2:10:25,431 --> 2:10:26,372
Chad: That's no fun.

3761
2:10:27,233 --> 2:10:30,879
Bo: Yeah, it's no fun and it's also not well

3762
2:10:30,979 --> 2:10:31,460
Bo: realized.

3763
2:10:31,906 --> 2:10:34,353
Bo: It's not just that it's not a great time

3764
2:10:34,413 --> 2:10:37,502
Bo: for kids, who is your audience, but also

3765
2:10:37,683 --> 2:10:40,809
Bo: you're doing it in such a terrible lazy way

3766
2:10:41,030 --> 2:10:44,476
Bo: that even if, even if the kids were into it,

3767
2:10:44,556 --> 2:10:47,427
Bo: man, then there's nothing there, it's just

3768
2:10:47,568 --> 2:10:50,419
Bo: bad writing in bad execution, as God bless

3769
2:10:50,439 --> 2:10:50,560
Bo: them.

3770
2:10:50,580 --> 2:10:52,146
Bo: The listeners have heard us talking about

3771
2:10:52,206 --> 2:10:56,497
Bo: here the amount of bad characterization and

3772
2:10:56,577 --> 2:10:59,805
Bo: just a lack of exposition, and I don't need

3773
2:10:59,965 --> 2:11:02,130
Bo: somebody to sit down and just tell me what

3774
2:11:02,170 --> 2:11:03,213
Bo: the movie is about.

3775
2:11:03,393 --> 2:11:05,986
Bo: But it would be nice if they cared enough

3776
2:11:06,066 --> 2:11:08,152
Bo: to tell me you know basic facts like

3777
2:11:08,232 --> 2:11:10,357
Bo: setting and motivation and things that you

3778
2:11:10,437 --> 2:11:12,389
Bo: need to propel a story.

3779
2:11:12,449 --> 2:11:15,014
Bo: That is just what narrative is, and you

3780
2:11:15,094 --> 2:11:17,827
Bo: can't get around that other than again, I

3781
2:11:17,847 --> 2:11:19,694
Bo: guess, to appeal to an audience that is

3782
2:11:19,915 --> 2:11:22,665
Bo: built in, who want to see these characters

3783
2:11:22,785 --> 2:11:24,550
Bo: that they've been reading about and playing

3784
2:11:24,610 --> 2:11:27,216
Bo: games about for a number of years come to

3785
2:11:27,276 --> 2:11:28,346
Bo: life on the screen.

3786
2:11:28,507 --> 2:11:30,051
Bo: But that's all there is to it.

3787
2:11:30,371 --> 2:11:32,055
Bo: If you do not have a connection to Five

3788
2:11:32,075 --> 2:11:34,309
Bo: Nights at Freddy's, there is nothing here

3789
2:11:34,389 --> 2:11:36,134
Bo: for you as a viewer.

3790
2:11:36,214 --> 2:11:37,678
Bo: It's not a real movie.

3791
2:11:37,959 --> 2:11:40,667
Chad: All right, it is, it is about that time.

3792
2:11:40,868 --> 2:11:43,938
Chad: How, though, would you rank these movies?

3793
2:11:44,479 --> 2:11:45,563
Bo: I have to go worse to best.

3794
2:11:45,744 --> 2:11:47,287
Chad: All right, we can go worse to best.

3795
2:11:47,368 --> 2:11:49,292
Bo: All right, because I think the worst still

3796
2:11:49,372 --> 2:11:50,274
Bo: remains hardbeeps.

3797
2:11:50,334 --> 2:11:52,987
Bo: For me, hardbeeps was a slog.

3798
2:11:53,108 --> 2:11:55,195
Bo: That is a movie that was so hard to get

3799
2:11:55,255 --> 2:11:55,556
Bo: through.

3800
2:11:55,656 --> 2:11:57,944
Bo: It is so blisteringly unfunny.

3801
2:11:57,964 --> 2:11:59,673
Bo: It is just a movie where a bunch of robots

3802
2:11:59,714 --> 2:12:01,002
Bo: go wander around in the woods and then go

3803
2:12:01,042 --> 2:12:03,030
Bo: back to where they started, and it's

3804
2:12:03,471 --> 2:12:04,294
Bo: shocking that.

3805
2:12:04,334 --> 2:12:06,120
Bo: That was a movie that ever saw the light of

3806
2:12:06,200 --> 2:12:09,128
Bo: day and there's nothing there right in

3807
2:12:09,228 --> 2:12:10,350
Bo: front of it on.

3808
2:12:10,591 --> 2:12:13,176
Bo: And number five on my list is this movie.

3809
2:12:13,216 --> 2:12:15,845
Bo: Five Nights at Freddy's only gets a nudge

3810
2:12:15,958 --> 2:12:18,618
Bo: on account of the animatronics being pretty

3811
2:12:18,731 --> 2:12:19,072
Bo: good.

3812
2:12:19,185 --> 2:12:21,613
Bo: All the puppet work from Jim Henson Studios

3813
2:12:21,854 --> 2:12:24,198
Bo: is is pretty cool and the character design

3814
2:12:24,298 --> 2:12:25,520
Bo: which comes from the games, but the

3815
2:12:25,886 --> 2:12:27,654
Bo: realization of that character design is

3816
2:12:27,674 --> 2:12:28,417
Bo: kind of interesting.

3817
2:12:28,698 --> 2:12:30,406
Bo: Other than that, there is nothing here.

3818
2:12:30,501 --> 2:12:33,026
Bo: This is a real slog of a movie as well.

3819
2:12:33,122 --> 2:12:35,039
Bo: Like these bottom two, five Nights at

3820
2:12:35,134 --> 2:12:37,389
Bo: Freddy's and Hardbeeps are movies that I

3821
2:12:37,529 --> 2:12:40,075
Bo: genuinely regret ever having watched, given

3822
2:12:40,115 --> 2:12:41,438
Bo: how little life I have left.

3823
2:12:41,725 --> 2:12:45,878
Bo: Okay, then my number four is the Black Hole

3824
2:12:46,219 --> 2:12:48,164
Bo: which has some interesting effects work and

3825
2:12:48,184 --> 2:12:50,114
Bo: it has Ernest Borkine and that's it.

3826
2:12:50,154 --> 2:12:51,822
Bo: That's all that movie has going for it, but

3827
2:12:51,862 --> 2:12:52,846
Bo: I do find it kind of creepy.

3828
2:12:52,987 --> 2:12:55,014
Bo: And then my top three are all movies I kind

3829
2:12:55,054 --> 2:12:55,817
Bo: of like there's.

3830
2:12:56,238 --> 2:12:59,068
Bo: Number three is Class of 1999, because it's

3831
2:12:59,148 --> 2:13:02,901
Bo: short and ridiculous and we just had a good

3832
2:13:02,921 --> 2:13:03,463
Bo: time with that one.

3833
2:13:03,483 --> 2:13:04,961
Bo: I like Class of 1999.

3834
2:13:05,003 --> 2:13:06,815
Bo: I could watch Class of 1999 again.

3835
2:13:06,857 --> 2:13:07,950
Bo: Choppy Mole is the same way.

3836
2:13:07,992 --> 2:13:10,086
Bo: Number two for me, choppy Mole, I think, is

3837
2:13:10,467 --> 2:13:13,256
Bo: silly and dumb but it's quick and the pace

3838
2:13:13,296 --> 2:13:15,945
Bo: is good and I can watch that anytime.

3839
2:13:16,145 --> 2:13:19,271
Bo: And my number one is Megan, which, despite

3840
2:13:19,311 --> 2:13:21,796
Bo: being a rip off of a bunch of other movies,

3841
2:13:22,237 --> 2:13:23,806
Bo: is at least something.

3842
2:13:24,247 --> 2:13:25,711
Bo: And we watched the unrated version which

3843
2:13:25,751 --> 2:13:27,836
Bo: has a little more blood and a little more

3844
2:13:28,325 --> 2:13:31,011
Bo: bite to it than the PG 13 version.

3845
2:13:31,372 --> 2:13:33,677
Bo: And I think Megan is fun, I think it has

3846
2:13:33,697 --> 2:13:36,309
Bo: something to say and is pretty good at

3847
2:13:36,369 --> 2:13:38,955
Bo: saying it, and I think that it's mostly a

3848
2:13:38,995 --> 2:13:39,436
Bo: good time.

3849
2:13:39,536 --> 2:13:41,729
Chad: Since you went from bottom to top, I'm

3850
2:13:41,749 --> 2:13:42,773
Chad: going to go top to bottom, okay.

3851
2:13:43,034 --> 2:13:45,865
Chad: My number one was the same as yours, megan.

3852
2:13:46,728 --> 2:13:48,855
Chad: I agree that was a movie that I enjoyed

3853
2:13:49,096 --> 2:13:50,822
Chad: more than I thought that I would.

3854
2:13:50,942 --> 2:13:52,927
Chad: We also have the same number two Chopping

3855
2:13:52,967 --> 2:13:53,168
Chad: Mole.

3856
2:13:53,228 --> 2:13:57,175
Chad: Chopping Mole is a fantastic throwback to

3857
2:13:57,295 --> 2:13:59,379
Chad: terrible 80s slasher.

3858
2:13:59,765 --> 2:14:03,032
Chad: We have the same number three Class of 1999.

3859
2:14:03,053 --> 2:14:05,338
Chad: Again, a movie that is so ridiculously over

3860
2:14:05,358 --> 2:14:05,698
Chad: the top.

3861
2:14:05,885 --> 2:14:09,854
Chad: It's short, it's stupid and it's a really

3862
2:14:09,934 --> 2:14:10,355
Chad: good time.

3863
2:14:10,535 --> 2:14:11,658
Chad: The bottom three is where we differ.

3864
2:14:12,085 --> 2:14:14,991
Chad: I'm putting Five Nights at Freddy's as my

3865
2:14:15,031 --> 2:14:17,256
Chad: number four, just because the production

3866
2:14:17,296 --> 2:14:20,673
Chad: quality was better and it kind of kept me

3867
2:14:20,813 --> 2:14:23,001
Chad: guessing, but for all the wrong reasons.

3868
2:14:23,282 --> 2:14:25,169
Chad: But I still found the movie to be terribly

3869
2:14:25,229 --> 2:14:25,831
Chad: frustrating.

3870
2:14:26,072 --> 2:14:27,277
Chad: My five and my six.

3871
2:14:27,478 --> 2:14:29,405
Chad: I hate to say that I'm tied with Black Hole

3872
2:14:29,525 --> 2:14:31,089
Chad: and Heart Beeps, but if I got to pick one

3873
2:14:31,150 --> 2:14:33,195
Chad: over the other I would probably go with the

3874
2:14:33,275 --> 2:14:35,312
Chad: Black Hole over Heart Beeps, even though

3875
2:14:35,332 --> 2:14:36,941
Chad: during that review I said that the Black

3876
2:14:36,961 --> 2:14:38,066
Chad: Hole was worse than Heart Beeps.

3877
2:14:38,226 --> 2:14:42,538
Chad: The Black Hole is just completely bonkers

3878
2:14:42,879 --> 2:14:43,901
Chad: and misguided.

3879
2:14:44,102 --> 2:14:45,806
Chad: There's a lot of really talented people in

3880
2:14:45,866 --> 2:14:47,129
Chad: it and it's just.

3881
2:14:47,290 --> 2:14:49,595
Chad: It's just such a weird, unsettling movie.

3882
2:14:49,835 --> 2:14:51,827
Chad: And, to your point, heart Beeps is just.

3883
2:14:52,107 --> 2:14:52,929
Chad: It was terrible.

3884
2:14:53,150 --> 2:14:55,194
Chad: It was one of the worst things we've ever

3885
2:14:55,355 --> 2:14:57,747
Chad: reviewed and the only reason I might put it

3886
2:14:57,807 --> 2:14:59,411
Chad: above the Black Hole is because it was

3887
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Chad: shorter.

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Bo: Yeah, it somehow felt longer, though for me

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Bo: at least, heart Beeps felt.

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Bo: I felt every second of that movie waning on

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Bo: me like we were on some planet with

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Bo: increased gravity, as opposed to the Black

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Bo: Hole, which is longer, yes, but it felt

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Bo: like stuff was actually going on for the

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Bo: most part, and you've got a pretty good

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Bo: death with Anthony Perkins, and you know

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Bo: it's not a great movie, but it's

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Bo: interesting, and Heart Beeps is not.

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Bo: But yeah, so, chad, with one season behind

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Bo: us, the only question is what's next.

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Pick Six Bot: Initiate termination of episode six of six

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Pick Six Bot: and audio simulations.

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Pick Six Bot: Confirm termination of audio generation of

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Pick Six Bot: human number one and human number two.

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Pick Six Bot: Confirm termination of simulation season 26.

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Pick Six Bot: Domo erigato, translated to English.

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Pick Six Bot: Thank you Very much.

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Pick Six Bot: Confirm termination of pick six bot.

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Pick Six Bot: Confirm termination Project pick six movies.

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Pick Six Bot: Confirm termination of project codename

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Pick Six Bot: turd Ferguson.