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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hey everybody and welcome to snap smug

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club not snug club

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what's a snut hannah

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i don't know something between

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a snort and a [ __ ] like a snort

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a [ __ ] snort

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the way a [ __ ] snorts is called a snut

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yep

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look at that [ __ ] snut

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i hated that sentence so much

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um but hey y'all welcome to smug club um

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where it's a safe space for smuts to

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snut

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i still hate that scent

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so stop saying it i was trying to make

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it better you we could have edited all

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of that out and in fact we should

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we should not

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anyway i'm hannah and i'm chelsea

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welcome to smut club we're glad you're

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here

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um

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we hope you guys are doing great today

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we decided that today we're gonna do a

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joint review um i we recently if y'all

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remember we did rock by j.a house which

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was

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a journey um there's really no other way

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to describe it it was a journey yep it

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was an experience for sure

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and so we thought we're masochists we

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should do another book by her as well

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but to be fair

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i really like enjoy the like the dirty

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ones is our book for today i

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enjoy it

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at least more than rock it's it's also a

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journey but in a very different way

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okay so i just want to point out that

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when you say that you enjoy it you said

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it as a question

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and that is not convincing me that you

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did in fact

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did i enjoy this book um

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honestly i think i did enjoy it but it

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was more the look on your face was one

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of like really and so that was more

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where i was like did i enjoy it and i

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miss remembering this because your face

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is holding some judgment right now it

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was um and as a therapist you should

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really know how to school that

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you're frankly you're not paying me for

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my lack of judgment so

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well unless i feel like you and i are

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the therapists that like we'll sit there

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and like we we create a safe

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non-judgmental space

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um

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but we're not afraid to look at someone

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and be like

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you done [ __ ] up here

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go oh honey no

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yeah

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are you now experiencing the

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consequences of your own actions i hate

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that that sucks for you it does it does

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and that'll be a hundred dollars

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well and that is

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it ties nicely into the dirty ones as

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there are a myriad of consequences for

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all kinds of behaviors

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you know let's just let's just jump into

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this because it's okay

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it's a journey so

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gonna be a myriad of characters that

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that we meet the two main ones you have

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connor yep and you have kira correct

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why we had to go with two hard c names

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is beyond me well kira is spelled with a

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yeah but it's pronounced with a heart c

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pardon me or is conor

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that's so debate for another time

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we should leave that baby

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yeah and um

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did not take this book seriously

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when i was outlining it in full

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disclosure and so when i was outlining

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it connor became connie

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and kira became kitty cat

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i just wrote khan

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and then i just wrote kira

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fair enough so

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what i i would love if i just like

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hadn't told you their names and then you

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didn't remember and then you're like can

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you believe what kitty cat did in that

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scene

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all right so the book the

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the book opens

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with another book it's like a book

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inception yes how would you i'm not

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described i'm not launching this one so

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so we have our friend connor he is in an

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airport

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um he is buying some gum or something

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and he looks over he's a montreal i

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think and he sees two women fighting

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over this book

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and he sees the cover and it says the

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dirty ones and he

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flips out

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and so they're fighting over the last

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copy of this book in the store and so he

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pulls out a stupid amount of cash like

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over three hundred dollars

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and says i have to buy this book

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let me take it

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they're like uh okay crazy

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person and so he takes the book and then

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it's told from his perspective at this

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point so he's

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kind of thinking i can't believe she did

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this

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you know but so he's like we are hearing

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these thoughts of him like being like i

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need to go confront her and i can't

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believe she did this but the book was

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written anonymously so titled the dirty

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ones author anonymous so we don't like

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we know he's upset but we don't really

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necessarily understand all of the

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nuances as to why but he decides he's

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going to go confront whoever he assumes

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released this book correct this

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mysterious woman um it's also revealed

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through his internal monologue that he

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is running for senate and so

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for some reason the consequences of this

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book could be far-reaching for him as

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he's launching his campaign

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so he leaves the airport

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rents a car and drives to vermont

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to go confront this girl who we then

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learn

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he hasn't spoken to her in 10 years they

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haven't spoken since they were in

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college they have completely fallen out

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of touch but he's like

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this [ __ ] is the one who released the

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book i'm going to go confront her

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he's like obviously she wrote it because

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she writes erotica and trash and so

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she's the only one

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who could have written this book because

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that tracks logically i also just want

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to throw out there like in the real

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world and

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my husband and i's personal lives my

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husband knows at least two

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grown ass men

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who write lesbian erotica

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names so just saying like i really feel

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like conor's jump in the gun here like

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there's other options

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so we now pivot the book is going to go

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back and forth between conor's point of

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view and kira's point of view um

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i guess like it's almost every some

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chapters that like you need that

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trade-off for

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point of view and some you're like let's

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just get on with it yeah so we then meet

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kira

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she lives in an isolated cottage in

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vermont yep no self-service no tv no

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internet

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she has a weather radio yeah she has a

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weather radio and just sits alone

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in her cottage

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and writes really dark

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smut

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and really dark erotica good for her

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not disputing that at all but i'm not

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i'm like

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because look the whole book she's like i

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have so many ideas i couldn't write them

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all and i'm like what

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emily dickinson situation

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i'm just saying like emily dickinson

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never left her house and wrote all these

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love poems she was agoraphobic yeah you

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know i forgot that emily dickinson

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honestly gun to my head i would have

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said jane austen

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and i'm really glad i mean possibly her

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too i don't know

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maybe her but she's not the one who's

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known for it at the very least no she's

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yeah so she lives alone and there's a

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storm coming in

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so he winds up getting snowed in at her

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house he says that she needs to come to

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new york with him it's like stomping

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through her house figure out the book

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right trying to pack her stuff and she's

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like how about you simmer down because

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we can't leave here because of this

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winter storm

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well and we also find out there was a

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group of them in college we don't know

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all of their names yet but we know there

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was a group of them that were all

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connor shows up and it's like i can't

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believe you'd write this book

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and she's like

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did you ask the other girls if they

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wrote the book he's like well you are

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the one who writes erotica she's like

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plot twist all the girls in this group

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write erotica [ __ ] they just use pen

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names

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like my husband's friends

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exactly

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um so

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yeah my notes say some weird cult thing

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question mark cause we really we don't

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know like most of this book you are kept

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in the dark

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on a lot of stuff and like pieces just

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aren't fully aligning right um there are

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implications of a lot of group sex

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yep um and then she well real fast this

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was a whole group from college yes and

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it's worth noting that

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she was a scholarship student she was

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where it's like a super prestigious

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they're like it's like 60k a year they

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mentioned that at least five times i was

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like we get it it was 60k a year to go

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to this school but like her grandma had

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applied for a scholarship like kira's

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grandma applied for a scholarship the

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day kiro was born and apparently kira's

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entire

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lineage has also attended the school on

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scholarship right so some kind of legacy

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scholarship thing

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um and then

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i guess kara decides to take a shower or

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something but somewhere in my notes it

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says apparently she got shot for him at

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some point when they were in college

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together but there's no context for it

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he just sees the scar and is like

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has some kind of moment about it

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um

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and there's a lot of implication that

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there's this secret organization that is

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controlling them also real fast don't

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forget that before kiara decided to take

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a shower

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they had to go down to connor's car to

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get his bag but that was also the only

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place where he had phone service so he

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while they were down there with phone

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service he calls one of the other guys

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who had been in this group and is like

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what the [ __ ] did you see that this book

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came out

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and they're also when like they go to

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the car because apparently because she

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lives in an isolated cabin it's a little

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bit of a walk from her house but she's

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like i'll go with you buddy system in

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this book they mentioned the buddy

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system if you made a drinking game out

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of how many times this book mentions the

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buddy system

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yeah

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yeah it'd be a successful drinking game

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it's really what it comes down

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then my notes just say pizza rolls if

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i'm remembering correctly

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they decide they need to eat all she has

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is pizza rolls and there there's a lot

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of detail about these pizza rolls and

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for some reason that really stuck with

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me

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like

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he's he's making he's organizing them on

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the cookie cheek like yeah yeah and then

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it's like

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like so descriptive of like taking a

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bite of the pizza roll i'm like okay

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jesus christ like we've all had a pizza

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roll

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like everybody has been high at some

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point in college and eaten a pizza roll

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we understand the experience not just

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college

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i was trying to be discreet you're like

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no chelsea this book is all predicated

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on what happened in college for them so

332
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that's what we're focusing on for all of

333
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us too

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no one has ever smoked in wheat outside

335
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smoking i

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we're doing really well with our words

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today and i feel like it goes well

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i also promise neither of us were

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smoking

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we weren't

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even drinking no we sat down with wine i

342
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had my first sip after we hit record so

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there's no excuses this is just who we

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are yeah i can accept that

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so

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so they eat pizza rolls is the moral of

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the story and then

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and while they're eating they're like

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kind of talking about some stuff from

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college and like kyra asks how like one

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of the girls emily like asks about her

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and

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then we learn something happened with

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emily when they were in college and

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emily

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is in the hospital

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we then after like she asked we do learn

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emily was the one who shot kira correct

359
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yeah and so we have no context for this

360
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we just know there was this like secret

361
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group they were in in college kira was

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shot

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not shot and at some point

364
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not to be confused with schaden yes yes

365
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was um and emily had been aiming for

366
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connor and kira like jumped in the way

367
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right because she's in love with him

368
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um

369
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and so

370
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then i guess they decide to go to sleep

371
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connor sleeps on the couch

372
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but he wakes up at some point and

373
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um

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goes to her room

375
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and he's like

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seems like she is having a sex dream

377
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probably about me based on my

378
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:53,920
observation of her sleeping right now

379
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so

380
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i'm just gonna go ahead and get in bed

381
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with her and [ __ ] her

382
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which

383
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i just

384
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i

385
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um

386
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well when he couldn't sleep on the couch

387
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:13,680
he picked up one of her erotic novels

388
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and then he's like maybe this is some

389
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,959
dark [ __ ] but like maybe it does it for

390
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,880
me and then he's like i guess i should

391
00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,320
go check on her while she sleeps and

392
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:22,639
she's sleeping sleeping with the door

393
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:24,000
open because buddy system you're like

394
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:26,000
that's i don't think that's the buddy

395
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:29,360
system i think she's just lived alone

396
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,880
forever and is minding her own business

397
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,279
right um

398
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pivot real fast oh dear

399
00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:38,160
girl what

400
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um do you remember that disney movie

401
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,880
heavyweights

402
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,959
yes

403
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,839
all i could think of this entire book

404
00:14:42,959 --> 00:14:48,880
was like when one of the hot guys who

405
00:14:45,839 --> 00:14:51,440
comes in on like the on ben stiller's

406
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team is hitting on one of the original

407
00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,639
camp counselors and she's like shouldn't

408
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:56,079
you be watching the kids while they're

409
00:14:54,639 --> 00:14:57,760
in the water he's like i have them on

410
00:14:56,079 --> 00:14:59,600
the body system because he has that like

411
00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:02,000
thick accent and then he just like

412
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:03,680
starts shouting like buddy

413
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,279
and all the kids shout back buddy and

414
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:06,800
he's like yeah see they're fine and

415
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,480
that's what i thought of this entire

416
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,000
book

417
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:12,399
thank you for

418
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,720
the look on hannah's face is

419
00:15:12,399 --> 00:15:18,079
both amused and

420
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,079
and bemused

421
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:23,199
i'm amused and bemused over here yep

422
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,680
that's me

423
00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:27,920
so anyway they bang that's literally

424
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:29,759
what it says my notes yeah i put

425
00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:31,680
honestly mine says connor can't sleep

426
00:15:29,759 --> 00:15:32,880
picks up one of her books gets aroused

427
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,240
they bone

428
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,079
go to sleep

429
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:38,639
and then they wake up to banging on the

430
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:40,320
door where a plow has come through

431
00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:42,000
and has cleaned the streets and then

432
00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:43,759
left this like

433
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,759
very fancy

434
00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:48,800
letter yeah that's delivered that just

435
00:15:45,759 --> 00:15:50,720
says be there soon and then connor goes

436
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,320
and is like here like who the [ __ ] sent

437
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,079
you this and is like super jealous and

438
00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:56,560
you're like yeah bro you haven't spoken

439
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:58,639
to the girl in 10 years mind your

440
00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:01,040
business yes and the snowplow guy is

441
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:03,600
like i literally am just trying to plow

442
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:05,680
[ __ ] and deliver this letter so

443
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:09,040
i'm gonna go

444
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:10,639
um and so um

445
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:13,759
kara is like

446
00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,959
amused that he's jealous she's like

447
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:17,839
well maybe you shouldn't have been such

448
00:16:14,959 --> 00:16:20,160
a little [ __ ] and disappeared you know

449
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:23,759
um which i can appreciate this is not

450
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:26,560
the consequences of your own action well

451
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,560
well well

452
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:33,040
so then um hayes who is another member

453
00:16:30,399 --> 00:16:35,519
of this mysterious group who for some

454
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,639
unknown reason in my notes i called

455
00:16:35,519 --> 00:16:38,480
hazel

456
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:41,360
shows up

457
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:43,839
and is like we have to go to new york

458
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:46,480
so he takes them to his mansion well

459
00:16:43,839 --> 00:16:47,680
he's like the whole all of us yeah the

460
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,839
whole group from college we're all

461
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:51,199
getting together at my place in new york

462
00:16:49,839 --> 00:16:52,240
to figure out what the [ __ ] we're gonna

463
00:16:51,199 --> 00:16:54,000
do

464
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,360
about this book and figure out the game

465
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:58,000
plan i have my

466
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:58,880
helicopter here so hop in my helicopter

467
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,040
guys

468
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:03,440
we're all gonna go on this journey

469
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:06,319
together yes and it turns out that the

470
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:09,760
note from snow plow guy was from hayes

471
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:12,559
um and he has been in contact with kira

472
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:16,799
for all these years um

473
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:19,120
so conor then realizes he is the only

474
00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:21,360
member of the dirty ones who did not

475
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:23,520
keep up with kira literally everybody

476
00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:25,120
else has been in contact with her

477
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,520
has talked to her online yeah like

478
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:28,960
everyone's with her friends and he's and

479
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,400
he comes in he's like

480
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,480
what do you even know about her these

481
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,000
days and they're like a lot man we've

482
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,440
been friends for 10 years she's like

483
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:38,000
what do you mean you've been friends for

484
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:40,640
days like what

485
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:42,720
um so like connor and hayes are having

486
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,400
this conversation on the helicopter

487
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:46,320
while kyra is sleeping where connor's

488
00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:48,240
putting together that may be like he's

489
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:50,559
the shitty one who dropped the ball all

490
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:52,320
this time i don't know my words not the

491
00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:54,320
authors but still

492
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,320
they get to the mansion

493
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,720
and everyone is already there and i go

494
00:17:56,320 --> 00:18:02,000
up to the third floor library

495
00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:04,320
it's in the mansion there are 97 rooms

496
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:07,200
that is also mentioned

497
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:09,520
several times through the book including

498
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:13,120
all of the originals are there including

499
00:18:09,520 --> 00:18:15,440
emily yeah the one who shot kira and we

500
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:17,679
also do find out that when emily shot

501
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:19,280
kira emily then has been in a psych ward

502
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:22,080
for the last 10 years

503
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:24,400
and a new girl came in named louise yes

504
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,640
louise is not present although i do just

505
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,720
want to tell you i don't know what was

506
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,799
happening when i was outlining this book

507
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:33,120
but here here's the note i have about

508
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:34,799
this the other dirty ones are there

509
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,720
including the nutter butter who shot

510
00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:38,559
kitty cat she's been in the loony bin

511
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,320
since then

512
00:18:38,559 --> 00:18:42,799
that's what my note says about this

513
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:45,280
interchange

514
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:47,760
so honestly i want you

515
00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:49,919
to try and re-review this book in like

516
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,280
six months without rereading it just

517
00:18:49,919 --> 00:18:52,640
going off of

518
00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:55,840
the notes

519
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:58,160
that you wrote but yes so but like

520
00:18:55,840 --> 00:19:01,039
emily's there with like guards and a

521
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:02,880
doctor and like she like grabs kyra and

522
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:04,240
is like i have a present for you yeah

523
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,679
she keeps saying i have gifts for you i

524
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:07,600
have gifts for you which is not what you

525
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:09,600
want to hear from someone who's been in

526
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,000
a psych ward that long because

527
00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:15,520
you're really only gonna get one of two

528
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:17,520
gifts from that right like macaroni art

529
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:19,120
of some kind

530
00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:21,200
or

531
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:23,200
some kind of like

532
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,799
murder plot

533
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:29,280
like those i feel like there's no in

534
00:19:24,799 --> 00:19:29,280
between you get macaroni art or murder

535
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,120
i feel like those are literally the only

536
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,799
options from somebody who's been in a

537
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,720
psych ward for that long because what is

538
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:39,520
she going to give them but it turns out

539
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:41,679
it is neither macaroni art nor a murder

540
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:44,880
plot at least not yet

541
00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:46,400
it is a notebook that has their story in

542
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,600
it

543
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:50,160
um

544
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:52,640
and then my note says nutter butter runs

545
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,960
out and disappears so emily

546
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:59,440
escapes the room and because this

547
00:19:54,960 --> 00:20:00,720
mansion has 97 rooms they can't [ __ ]

548
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:03,120
find her

549
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,120
in the house like literally the notes i

550
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:06,880
have say emily has guards and a doctor

551
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,720
she refuses to leave saying she has

552
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:11,440
presents for them call on the inside

553
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:13,520
line the present has been delivered

554
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,440
emily is gone

555
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,360
like that's really how it feels like it

556
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:19,520
happens in the book yeah she just like

557
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,799
disappears and then like throughout the

558
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,520
whole time they're in this mansion

559
00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:26,159
they'll mention like and we heard

560
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:28,000
the running of feet outside the room and

561
00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:29,760
hit her pattern pitter patter and then

562
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,440
then people chasing them like yes they

563
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:33,600
haven't found her yet

564
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,960
and they keep going and they're all just

565
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,080
in this room

566
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,120
and

567
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:42,159
once emily's gone hayes locks all of the

568
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:44,720
original dirty ones in the library so

569
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:46,640
that they will be safe there

570
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,799
and so now they're all arguing about

571
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:51,039
what to do next camille who is another

572
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:53,919
one of the dirty ones is super drunk and

573
00:20:51,039 --> 00:20:56,159
is not helpful in this interchange

574
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:59,200
at all she's a [ __ ]

575
00:20:56,159 --> 00:21:01,760
i like i love her because she could not

576
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:04,559
stop making references to clue

577
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:07,360
she's like she just kept being like

578
00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:10,159
i guess it was a pretty emily in the

579
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:11,440
library with the candlestick right and

580
00:21:10,159 --> 00:21:13,679
then when they're like they're the

581
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,520
conservatory later she's like are you

582
00:21:13,679 --> 00:21:17,760
sure we're not in clue

583
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,720
she's like i called dibs on professor

584
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:21,600
plum

585
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:23,440
like outside of her clue jokes

586
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:25,440
i didn't really kind of the worst she's

587
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:28,159
really the worst i did not need her i

588
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:29,760
enjoyed her antics um and also the fact

589
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:33,360
that you don't need her will become

590
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:35,600
relevant again later oh um sorry damn

591
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,600
sorry so what they decided like cool

592
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:40,559
well we need to just start reading the

593
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:42,480
dirty ones out loud let's read let's

594
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:44,400
read the book let's see what the actual

595
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,039
story is that's listed here

596
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:48,000
and then conor was always apparently

597
00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,200
the

598
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:53,760
rita louder of the group yes like

599
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:56,240
they're like they make reference several

600
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:58,320
times to him

601
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:02,159
always like reading books out loud to

602
00:21:58,320 --> 00:22:04,559
kira and sophia yeah who was another one

603
00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:06,480
who is also there who we will meet so

604
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:07,679
i'll just just to recap who all is in

605
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,520
the room because we've said all of the

606
00:22:07,679 --> 00:22:10,840
names already we've got

607
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:13,200
connor

608
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,640
kira camille

609
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:17,280
hayes

610
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,120
bennett and sophia

611
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,520
and then emily's on the run somewhere in

612
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:23,520
the mansion yes and louise is not there

613
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:25,200
with them louise apparently

614
00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:27,919
at this point we are told she still

615
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,360
lives at her parents house

616
00:22:27,919 --> 00:22:30,880
and like

617
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:33,280
while hayes has tried to maintain

618
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,960
relationships with everyone else like

619
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,799
emily you're not emily louise doesn't

620
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,919
[ __ ] with everyone right

621
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:39,600
and so

622
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:41,440
connor does not want to read this book

623
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,600
but everybody kind of agrees that he

624
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,840
should so he starts reading it aloud

625
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,760
there's information in the book about

626
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:49,760
their instructions

627
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:53,679
to have sex with each other

628
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:56,640
and for kira to essentially document

629
00:22:53,679 --> 00:22:58,480
their sex acts so she has to sit there

630
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,080
and watch all of them bang and then

631
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:02,080
write it down

632
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:04,720
because she was the scholarship student

633
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,720
apparently

634
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:10,400
yeah and it turns out that her she comes

635
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:12,799
from a long long line of erotica authors

636
00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:15,039
so it all makes sense oh what was her

637
00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:18,080
mom's book i don't remember

638
00:23:15,039 --> 00:23:20,840
the seduction of sadie no jesus mary

639
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:24,080
joseph i would read that

640
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:26,240
you really would

641
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:28,880
i one of my favorite things is whenever

642
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,960
i open goodreads without fail at the top

643
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,440
of my notifications list or like like

644
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,600
the thread in the feed there's always

645
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:37,679
what hannah's reading and i'm always

646
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:40,080
like

647
00:23:37,679 --> 00:23:41,760
i don't know if i want to read

648
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:43,760
like i'm always like i hope she doesn't

649
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:46,480
text me asking if we can review that for

650
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:49,120
the podcast because that one looks

651
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,880
like a very specific type of journey i

652
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:53,120
don't know if i want to go on today

653
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:55,760
which is totally fair

654
00:23:53,120 --> 00:23:58,000
it's totally fair so or the other thing

655
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,840
that i see is that like all have like

656
00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:01,360
recommended a book series to you and

657
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:02,799
i've read like the first like two or

658
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,960
three and i'm like all right i'm out

659
00:24:02,799 --> 00:24:07,120
like i get the gist it's becoming

660
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:10,080
redundant and then i'll see your post

661
00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:12,080
and it's like hannah's on book 11 in

662
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,039
this series

663
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,159
uh-huh

664
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:16,240
uh-huh and i'm like well at least you

665
00:24:14,159 --> 00:24:17,600
can give me the updates for it i can let

666
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:20,080
you know if you should continue or not

667
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,440
perfect so sorry i sidetracked us connor

668
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:23,360
starts reading this book and then

669
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,159
bennett really is like fixated on like

670
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,919
kira being the author so like

671
00:24:26,159 --> 00:24:29,279
everything connor's reading like bennett

672
00:24:27,919 --> 00:24:31,919
kind of keeps interrupting and like

673
00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:34,159
grilling kira about like why she wrote

674
00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:35,760
it also in the book that none of them

675
00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:38,000
are actually listed

676
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:40,880
by name they're all listed by initials

677
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:43,360
yes and so the opening of the book is a

678
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:44,880
lot of description about the tower that

679
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,559
they were in

680
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,720
that they met in and that does become

681
00:24:46,559 --> 00:24:50,080
relevant later

682
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,679
um but

683
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:54,320
um

684
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:57,440
so as they're reading they find out that

685
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:58,720
emily was told that she could get out of

686
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:00,640
this

687
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,799
this group

688
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,440
if she shot connor

689
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:06,880
and so that's why

690
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,600
she showed up

691
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,880
to shoot connor and then kyra got in the

692
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:13,360
way well

693
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:14,480
there's also the added feature

694
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,840
future

695
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,039
added feature

696
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:18,000
so

697
00:25:17,039 --> 00:25:20,880
um

698
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,960
hayes and kira had found a gun with

699
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,000
instructions to shoot emily and they

700
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:26,080
were like this is weird we're not gonna

701
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,400
do this then when they go find emily

702
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,720
emily also has a gun and has been

703
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,400
instructed to shoot connor yeah

704
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,799
apparently pulls the trigger

705
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:38,320
kira jumps in front of him saves the day

706
00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:40,320
i.e the bullet wound in her shoulder yes

707
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:42,960
and then they continue reading and they

708
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:46,559
find out so apparently

709
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:49,279
kyra connor and sophia were

710
00:25:46,559 --> 00:25:50,240
in a throuple situation

711
00:25:49,279 --> 00:25:52,480
um

712
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:54,720
and they find out that

713
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,720
the reason for that was because sophia

714
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,480
was told that if she didn't get kira to

715
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:01,360
join her and conor

716
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:02,320
in their sex acts that um kira would be

717
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:04,640
killed

718
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,360
so and then we also find out that

719
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:10,960
bennett was and like discloses that he

720
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:12,400
was instructed to rape camille yeah so

721
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,679
like we kind of go like we still don't

722
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,039
really know what the [ __ ] is happening

723
00:26:13,679 --> 00:26:16,799
with the original book where it is

724
00:26:15,039 --> 00:26:19,200
suddenly like getting all of these

725
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:21,760
pieces of like they were all instructed

726
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:24,000
to like do some pretty atrocious things

727
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:26,559
that none of them were on board with

728
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,720
right um but kira is like real upset

729
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:30,960
because she thought the thrupple was

730
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,159
real between them so she feels very very

731
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,039
betrayed

732
00:26:32,159 --> 00:26:35,440
um

733
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:36,880
connor stops reading sophia gets up to

734
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,480
go to the bathroom

735
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:41,600
and kind of does

736
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:44,960
a weird like wink nod thing for kiera to

737
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:48,640
co go with her and they fight and sophia

738
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:51,039
says that she um has always loved kira

739
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:54,080
and based all of her

740
00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:54,960
erotica characters on kira because she's

741
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:58,159
been

742
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,600
like she was in love with her basically

743
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:02,000
um

744
00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:04,720
and so then conor comes in

745
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:07,360
and my notes just say

746
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:09,760
connie comes in they all bang kitty

747
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:12,000
narrates awkward

748
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:14,400
minor thought mine says

749
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:18,159
so sophia and kira clear the air connor

750
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:21,520
comes in announces he wants kira

751
00:27:18,159 --> 00:27:24,399
sophia's upset connor gives her a hug

752
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:27,039
she kisses him sophia and conor bone

753
00:27:24,399 --> 00:27:29,840
while kieran narrates and just like

754
00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:33,520
it's like whispering dirty things in

755
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:35,760
connor's ear like yeah as if it were

756
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,000
like a scene in one of her

757
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:40,399
erotica novels and kind of like how

758
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,480
she's narrating this yeah she's she's

759
00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:44,480
all like look how wet she is for you

760
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:48,000
connor she's such a little [ __ ] for your

761
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:50,640
dick and it's like jesus mary what

762
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,000
we go from six to midnight so quickly

763
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:54,799
throughout this book where you're like

764
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,799
oh but like with everything in this book

765
00:27:54,799 --> 00:27:58,799
you just kind of accept it as you're

766
00:27:56,799 --> 00:28:01,200
going like you're like this may as well

767
00:27:58,799 --> 00:28:03,440
happen why not and then you move on

768
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:06,000
so here is narrating the sex apparently

769
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:08,799
everyone hears yeah everyone hears and

770
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:11,520
then hayes confronts conor and then like

771
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:14,159
and says like here is not your future

772
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,880
don't do this and you're like

773
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:18,880
what well he's like you're set on

774
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:20,799
becoming president man that's why you're

775
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,960
starting to run for senate

776
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:25,200
let your father

777
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:28,320
they're never gonna let you

778
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:30,000
marry or be with an erotica author if

779
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,600
this is what you want so you need to

780
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,880
stop leading her on because that's

781
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:36,000
[ __ ]

782
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,320
um which is very nice that he is like

783
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:41,120
standing up for her in a way

784
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,399
i can appreciate it great reframe thank

785
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,520
you

786
00:28:42,399 --> 00:28:48,080
so then they all go down to dinner

787
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:50,000
and camille is still very drunk

788
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:52,720
and yeah the clue jokes have now just

789
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:55,039
switched to the whodunit and

790
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,360
the dining room also emily's still on

791
00:28:55,039 --> 00:28:59,279
the loose yeah they've read this book or

792
00:28:57,360 --> 00:29:01,520
not the whole book they've read like the

793
00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:04,320
first chapter they have accused each

794
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:06,559
other there's been a sex scene

795
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,799
and emily's still just like

796
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:11,120
wandering this house yeah she's just

797
00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:14,640
doing her thing and then there's some

798
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:16,399
weird vibes between hayes and kira

799
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:18,960
that connor picks up on they're like

800
00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:22,240
cutting eyes at each other and like he

801
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:25,120
is not he he is upset about it

802
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:27,039
um yeah connor i don't

803
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:29,440
he's an [ __ ] i was gonna say he's

804
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:30,799
here [ __ ] and he's like his first

805
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,559
thought when the book comes out i need

806
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:34,559
to go like confront this [ __ ] because i

807
00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:36,399
can't believe she dropped this book and

808
00:29:34,559 --> 00:29:38,399
then he goes and he's like i'm gonna

809
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:40,399
bone this [ __ ] instead

810
00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:42,399
and then he find he's like wait all of

811
00:29:40,399 --> 00:29:44,320
you been friends with her this whole

812
00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:46,720
time yeah and then he's weirdly jealous

813
00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:49,279
of his friend and the mystery note

814
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:51,360
writer and all that he's like all upset

815
00:29:49,279 --> 00:29:54,880
and it's like dude

816
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:57,120
you have less than no right

817
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,120
it's true also they're bringing dogs in

818
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,200
to look for emily oh i forgot about my

819
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,360
dog they're like we're bringing the dogs

820
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,559
in i was like this is the most over the

821
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,799
top

822
00:30:04,559 --> 00:30:08,720
[ __ ] and i'm here for it so but they

823
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:11,520
forgot to bring a copy of the book down

824
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:12,799
to the dining room with them but then

825
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:15,279
i think it's hayes it's like we don't

826
00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:17,279
need the book we have kira and she

827
00:30:15,279 --> 00:30:18,640
remembers the truth and like documented

828
00:30:17,279 --> 00:30:20,240
all of it so

829
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:22,559
we have kira

830
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,679
um and so he's like can you continue the

831
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:25,679
story

832
00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:27,760
and then haze and kira talk about the

833
00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:29,520
first night they met louise and hayes is

834
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:32,000
like

835
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:34,480
we killed someone together

836
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,760
yep and then bennett is like everybody

837
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,840
shut up

838
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,120
and give me a dollar because he's an

839
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,200
attorney

840
00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:43,360
he's a lawyer it wasn't a weird stripper

841
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:46,080
thing he's a lawyer so he's like

842
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:49,120
everybody shut up stop talking

843
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,559
give me some money i'm now your attorney

844
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:53,120
um

845
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:55,360
so that way you know all the privilege

846
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:57,600
or whatever and then he's like you know

847
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,679
what i think that camille and i are just

848
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,320
gonna go because at this point camille

849
00:30:59,679 --> 00:31:04,640
is three and a half sheets to the wind

850
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:07,600
and he's like we just i'm like benedict

851
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,679
we have to go meet his dad and

852
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,519
they're like you're a grown man and he's

853
00:31:09,679 --> 00:31:13,279
like you know how my dad is i'm bringing

854
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,120
camille with me because

855
00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:17,600
buddy system

856
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,600
buddy

857
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,799
yep

858
00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,720
um so let's not forget the flashback

859
00:31:20,799 --> 00:31:24,880
because they're like weak like haze and

860
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,519
cure like we killed someone that first

861
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:29,760
night and then we do have like a we go

862
00:31:27,519 --> 00:31:32,559
back to the scene where

863
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:34,799
hazing here are at the tower louise

864
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:36,159
shows up like dressed very nicely and

865
00:31:34,799 --> 00:31:37,600
heals and then it's like all right i was

866
00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:40,559
given instructions we have to kill

867
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:43,120
someone it's a man in the basement

868
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:45,760
and then they're like kill him no

869
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,880
and then they they do yeah they kill him

870
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:49,679
and then they discover that there's a

871
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:51,760
tunnel from the tower to a cemetery yep

872
00:31:49,679 --> 00:31:52,960
and so they bury him and that's their

873
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,600
first night

874
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:59,840
so so the way that it's structured they

875
00:31:55,600 --> 00:32:03,039
are paired off basically um and so then

876
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:05,360
each saturday one pair has to go to the

877
00:32:03,039 --> 00:32:07,440
tower to receive instructions

878
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:10,720
kira has to be there every saturday to

879
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:12,240
document and so this was

880
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,720
hayes and

881
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:17,440
louise's first night

882
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:18,399
and so in case it wasn't obvious already

883
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:20,720
um

884
00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:23,840
it was haze and louise

885
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:26,399
camilin bennett and then sophia and

886
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:29,760
connor yes and emily was originally

887
00:32:26,399 --> 00:32:31,279
matched with hayes but then obviously

888
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,519
when you shoot someone you lose those

889
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:36,080
privileges correct

890
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:37,760
hey there's my puppies

891
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:40,559
we'll get you right back to the show in

892
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:43,760
just a moment but first

893
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:45,120
do you like us maybe even

894
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,679
love us

895
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,440
because we sure love you

896
00:32:47,679 --> 00:32:51,519
and if you do love us

897
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:53,360
don't tease us

898
00:32:51,519 --> 00:32:55,840
tell us in those ratings and reviews

899
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:58,399
wherever you're listening right now

900
00:32:55,840 --> 00:33:00,559
maybe even send us over to a special

901
00:32:58,399 --> 00:33:02,559
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

902
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:04,320
smutty with us

903
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:05,279
because you know the first rule of smug

904
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:08,399
club

905
00:33:05,279 --> 00:33:11,440
is to talk about smut club

906
00:33:08,399 --> 00:33:14,720
all right i won't keep you any longer

907
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,720
let's get back to the show

908
00:33:17,020 --> 00:33:23,120
[Music]

909
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,720
um so then there are two bedrooms in

910
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,159
this like wing

911
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,840
um

912
00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:30,080
that they're staying in while they're

913
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,919
still searching for emily

914
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,840
all right i did have questions on that

915
00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:35,120
because from my interpretation of the

916
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,640
book and tell me if i was interpreting

917
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,640
it wrong

918
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,720
hayes had lot they after dinner he locks

919
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:42,880
them back in the library when they've

920
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,000
asked about bathrooms he was like yeah

921
00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:47,919
off of like those doors but don't you

922
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:50,320
like only use these bathrooms not those

923
00:33:47,919 --> 00:33:52,799
because those ones are accessible from

924
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:55,840
the outside hall as well but it sounds

925
00:33:52,799 --> 00:33:59,039
like there's two bedrooms that are only

926
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:01,440
accessible through the library yeah okay

927
00:33:59,039 --> 00:34:03,919
not just me no okay yeah

928
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:05,840
um this this house wasn't well planned

929
00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:07,760
or maybe it was maybe they were like

930
00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,679
someday there is going to be another

931
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,119
butter running around this house and we

932
00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:14,320
need to be able

933
00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:16,480
to have a safe sequestered area

934
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,679
for an extended period you know i do

935
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,119
feel

936
00:34:17,679 --> 00:34:21,200
like back in the day when they were

937
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:23,359
making mansions they were really like of

938
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:25,119
that caliber they were planning for some

939
00:34:23,359 --> 00:34:27,520
contingencies they were planning ahead

940
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:28,800
yeah like i've never built a house and

941
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,960
been like

942
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,879
i really need to think about if there's

943
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:34,720
ever a threat but i want to keep

944
00:34:32,879 --> 00:34:35,760
sleeping

945
00:34:34,720 --> 00:34:38,960
correct

946
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:41,359
so then connor um and hayes continue to

947
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:44,159
kind of argue about kira

948
00:34:41,359 --> 00:34:47,040
connor finds out that hayes has been

949
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:49,280
basically having lunch dates and movie

950
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,960
dates with kira like once a month

951
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:54,000
forever

952
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:56,000
and he's like what the [ __ ] well i'm

953
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,760
like when they were on the helicopter

954
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,839
earlier

955
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:02,000
connor was like i mean i bet this is the

956
00:34:59,839 --> 00:35:04,320
kira's first time on a 12 million dollar

957
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,880
helicopter and then hayes is like

958
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,160
i pick her up for lunch once a month man

959
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,000
like

960
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,640
connor is very like

961
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,400
i want to be with kira now but there's

962
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,760
really been like little conversation

963
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:18,079
between them

964
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,760
yeah and they hadn't talked in 10 years

965
00:35:18,079 --> 00:35:21,599
like he shows up at her house accuses

966
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,480
her of writing this book

967
00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:25,520
they [ __ ] and then he's like

968
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:28,640
dibs

969
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:30,720
eternal dibs basically and i can't

970
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:33,040
forgive the last 10 years which does

971
00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:35,520
come into play because then he goes into

972
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:37,440
the room with kyra gets naked and gets

973
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,359
into bed with her and then it switches

974
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,040
to her point of view she is dreaming

975
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:43,760
about an orgy and there's a lot of

976
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:46,320
detail about who's doing what and she

977
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:49,040
the dream orgy was like a christmas

978
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:51,760
party that they all attended in college

979
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,160
together and then bennett is in the

980
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:56,079
dream telling her that this is wrong and

981
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,359
she's like if this is wrong i don't want

982
00:35:56,079 --> 00:36:00,160
to be right

983
00:35:57,359 --> 00:36:02,560
and then she wakes up to

984
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,720
uh connor in the bed

985
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,920
um and they [ __ ] again

986
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:08,160
and kyra

987
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:10,960
continues her dirty talk but this time

988
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:13,280
she does it as if sophia is with them

989
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:15,359
she's like what would sophia be doing

990
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,240
right now if she was with us

991
00:36:15,359 --> 00:36:17,599
um

992
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:21,280
and then

993
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:23,920
that's weird to me but okay well

994
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,760
yes that the well was not going to be a

995
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,280
quality yes absolutely that was weird

996
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,119
also worth noting when they went back up

997
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,880
to the library

998
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:34,160
sofia was like

999
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,760
i'm gonna buddy system with haze tonight

1000
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:37,599
and so

1001
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,480
like haze and sofia were off in their

1002
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:42,400
room connor and kira are in theirs they

1003
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,079
bone again they go to sleep and then

1004
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,839
they wake up

1005
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:48,720
to sophia

1006
00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:49,520
and hayes coming and joining them

1007
00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:52,800
um

1008
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:55,920
for a more recent group sex scene yeah

1009
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:59,119
not just a memory and i had a lot of

1010
00:36:55,920 --> 00:37:00,960
questions about this group sex because

1011
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:03,359
just the the

1012
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,000
physics of it the logistics are very

1013
00:37:03,359 --> 00:37:07,440
difficult they don't track no

1014
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,400
they don't track so it says they all

1015
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,560
[ __ ] connie's in sofia's ass

1016
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,520
hayes is eating her out while

1017
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:19,200
connie eats out kitty who is sucking off

1018
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,880
hazel how that's my nose

1019
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,640
no i remember actually having thought

1020
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:25,520
when they were like i'm like okay so

1021
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:27,839
wait hayes is not haze connor's laying

1022
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:31,200
on his back right

1023
00:37:27,839 --> 00:37:33,200
in sofia's ass correct

1024
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:34,720
no was he sitting up at one point i just

1025
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,280
remember they were suddenly like yeah

1026
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:39,359
now he's eating out keira and i was like

1027
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,040
i paused and i like went back a couple

1028
00:37:39,359 --> 00:37:43,040
of paragraphs to reread because i was

1029
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:45,920
legit trying to figure out the logistics

1030
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:48,320
of like how short is sophia and how tall

1031
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:52,400
is connor that

1032
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,400
kara wasn't sitting on sofia's face

1033
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:56,720
which again which would be fine in this

1034
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,800
group sex contest but the thing that

1035
00:37:56,720 --> 00:38:01,119
like once again i got annoyed with conor

1036
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,359
about is that at some point once again

1037
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:04,560
the logistics of this are

1038
00:38:03,359 --> 00:38:05,760
are hazy

1039
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,200
um

1040
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,160
kira

1041
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:11,359
is

1042
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:14,000
riding hayes's dick right and hayes

1043
00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:16,320
seems close to finishing and conor's

1044
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,800
like i can't have another man come

1045
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:21,280
inside her so she he pushes kira

1046
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:23,280
off haze's dick and then pushes her face

1047
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,160
down so hayes will come and cure his

1048
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,520
mouth

1049
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:28,480
and once again

1050
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:31,200
the logistics of this scene

1051
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,640
also if you hear that slight rhythmic

1052
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:36,400
vibrating

1053
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,800
sound in the background um it is my dog

1054
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,680
snoring on the ground

1055
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,280
he

1056
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:43,920
really likes to be right next to us so

1057
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,960
on the ground next to where

1058
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,400
where

1059
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:47,440
where

1060
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,800
we're

1061
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:51,599
recording

1062
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,520
that was so hard to get out um

1063
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:56,320
he we have a little dog bed for him that

1064
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,359
he lays on but i have a pug and

1065
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,920
he's

1066
00:38:57,359 --> 00:39:01,839
he's not a quiet snorer no honestly

1067
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:03,680
they're snuffleupagus there are nights

1068
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:05,119
where him and my husband trade off and

1069
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,960
i'm like i guess i'm just not gonna

1070
00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:10,480
sleep tonight because the two of you are

1071
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:13,119
just really making their own symphony

1072
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:14,560
so there's the group sex scene

1073
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:16,000
that the logistics

1074
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:18,720
really

1075
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,720
don't make sense yeah connor so the next

1076
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:22,400
morning conor wakes up hayes is gone but

1077
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:24,720
the girls are still sleeping so connor

1078
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,560
decides he's gonna go find hayes but

1079
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,000
then like here's footsteps behind him in

1080
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,240
the hall and like a

1081
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,400
giggling and then suddenly emily is in

1082
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:34,640
front of connor right because he's lost

1083
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,520
in this stupid house because there's 97

1084
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:40,400
rooms right so then he sees her but he

1085
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:44,960
doesn't know where he is and she tells

1086
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:47,040
him that um she didn't shoot kira

1087
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:48,480
and he has no idea what's actually going

1088
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,560
on

1089
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:53,440
and then hazel starts yelling for him

1090
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:53,440
and so he turns around

1091
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:56,880
i'm just going with the names i made up

1092
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,400
now

1093
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,880
you're like but i like all the names i

1094
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:04,640
made up yes like hey

1095
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:07,119
hazel hayes shouts that um like come

1096
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:08,800
find me in the conservatory but then

1097
00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:10,640
emily is like telling conor like your

1098
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,640
memories are false and i didn't do it

1099
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:15,520
and you need to know the truth

1100
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,560
um so when when hayes shouts for conor

1101
00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,160
he like

1102
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:19,520
turns his head to hear where the

1103
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:22,400
shouting is coming from but then when he

1104
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:25,200
turns back emily is gone again

1105
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:27,440
so then when connor goes to like get to

1106
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,599
like finds hayes hayes is like oh no

1107
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,680
emily was found last night she was like

1108
00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:33,440
hiding in the what was it the dumb

1109
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:34,079
waiter yeah something like that i don't

1110
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,240
know

1111
00:40:34,079 --> 00:40:37,760
um and she's been back at the hospital

1112
00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:39,440
for a few hours already and connor's

1113
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:42,880
like what the [ __ ] cause i saw her and

1114
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:45,440
she told me not to believe anything yep

1115
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:47,520
and then they switch gears and start

1116
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:50,480
talking about the night before

1117
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:52,880
and hayes is like i want us all to be

1118
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:54,319
together like why can we not do that

1119
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:57,760
like i've been in love with sophia

1120
00:40:54,319 --> 00:40:58,800
forever like let's just do this thing

1121
00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,480
um

1122
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,880
and so

1123
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,839
then conor is like i cannot do this with

1124
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:08,400
you people right now i have to go to

1125
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:10,319
work so he leaves well but something

1126
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,680
else that we find out in this exchange

1127
00:41:10,319 --> 00:41:14,079
between them

1128
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:16,000
is that hayes knew about the book first

1129
00:41:14,079 --> 00:41:17,839
oh right right so like

1130
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,240
connor thought he had brought everyone's

1131
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:21,599
attention to it when he called bennett

1132
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:23,599
at the beginning of the book and told

1133
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:25,200
him about it and hayes was like

1134
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:26,800
no i already knew about it we need to

1135
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,400
finish the book

1136
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,839
we need to know how it ends and connor's

1137
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:32,210
like we were all there we know how it

1138
00:41:29,839 --> 00:41:33,760
ends and hayes was like do we do

1139
00:41:32,210 --> 00:41:36,319
[Music]

1140
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:38,480
and then conor's father it calls and is

1141
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:40,800
like you need to come back so we can

1142
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:43,280
talk logistics about your campaign

1143
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,280
um yeah so then connor's like i have to

1144
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:47,119
leave and go to work

1145
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,400
and then but i also i interpreted that

1146
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:50,640
seem a little different i didn't

1147
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:52,800
interpret it as them all wanting to be

1148
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,240
together i interpreted it as like or

1149
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,480
haze wanting all of them to be together

1150
00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:57,680
i interpreted it as haze

1151
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,599
being like

1152
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,599
yeah that was fun i've been into sofia

1153
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:04,319
for a really long time

1154
00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:07,280
i read it as like not not so much that

1155
00:42:04,319 --> 00:42:08,640
we're gonna have a polyamorous thing but

1156
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:11,520
more of like

1157
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:13,440
i want us to like have like do life

1158
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,400
together like i want to continue these

1159
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,319
yes yes

1160
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,720
yes and maybe if group sex happens again

1161
00:42:16,319 --> 00:42:21,760
that's cool but like yes he's been in

1162
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:24,480
love with sophia which is helpful for

1163
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:28,400
conor's jealousy over him and kira

1164
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:29,599
um but then yeah so then he goes to work

1165
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:32,480
uh

1166
00:42:29,599 --> 00:42:34,800
sophia and kira wake up in bed together

1167
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:37,040
they have a nice moment um where they're

1168
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:38,480
both like you're super hot

1169
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:40,240
and

1170
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:42,000
that's how i read it anyway

1171
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:45,760
um i would say that's about how the

1172
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:48,000
debrief went yeah like i will say it's a

1173
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,960
very sex-positive book it is while

1174
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,040
there's like

1175
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:52,640
some sexual trauma that they all

1176
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,640
apparently experienced in college

1177
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:56,839
together like present-day them they're a

1178
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:59,839
very sex

1179
00:42:56,839 --> 00:43:02,000
positive sex forward

1180
00:42:59,839 --> 00:43:04,480
group yeah they're good with it

1181
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,560
um so

1182
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,240
so then hayes comes in and is like you

1183
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,960
guys need to get dressed we're going to

1184
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:14,720
go to sofia's in the city

1185
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,920
um like hayes mansion is out in long

1186
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:19,440
island

1187
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:21,040
and kira live not kyra sophia lives like

1188
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,640
in new york city proper and he's like

1189
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:24,160
we're gonna go to sofia's and keep

1190
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,680
figuring this out

1191
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:27,839
um

1192
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:30,400
so they go

1193
00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:32,880
and kira feels very out of place

1194
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,079
she so sofia lives in a hotel don't

1195
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,319
forget though

1196
00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:38,720
when hayes tells them this hayes is also

1197
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:41,520
like also we're all going to a party on

1198
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,280
saturday oh yeah it's a mandatory party

1199
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,119
[ __ ]

1200
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,359
mandatory fun

1201
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:49,680
you will have fun at this party damn it

1202
00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:50,960
pretty much yeah so hayes is like

1203
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,000
we're all gonna go to this party on

1204
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,160
saturday i texted bennett and camille as

1205
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,920
well like this is something all of us

1206
00:43:56,160 --> 00:44:02,079
are doing together

1207
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:04,000
and the parties at louise's yes because

1208
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:06,480
we need to confront her like she's the

1209
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,280
missing piece in this blah blah blah

1210
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,680
so

1211
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:11,359
um they go to sofia's kira feels very

1212
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:15,040
out of place sophia lives in this

1213
00:44:11,359 --> 00:44:17,359
massive penthouse at the top of a hotel

1214
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:21,359
it's a gorgeous place

1215
00:44:17,359 --> 00:44:23,599
and um camille lives across the street

1216
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:25,760
in a penthouse there and they can see

1217
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:27,359
into each other's apartments which will

1218
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:29,680
become relevant later

1219
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:31,599
um and like because

1220
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,160
sophia and camille are both erotica

1221
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:35,520
writers as well but underpin names

1222
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:37,599
they'll sometimes each sit on their

1223
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,440
individual terraces like

1224
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:41,440
across the street from each other but

1225
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:44,640
like right together and then kyra's kind

1226
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:46,880
of like oh like that's nice oh i live in

1227
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,280
a cottage in vermont where all i have is

1228
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:52,160
a weather radio to keep me company

1229
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:55,119
maybe it would be nice yeah

1230
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:57,440
um and then we switched to connor um at

1231
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:59,520
work bennett is there apparently he's

1232
00:44:57,440 --> 00:45:02,160
the like attorney for his campaign or

1233
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:05,760
something like that and camille is with

1234
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:08,640
bennett um they're there with papers for

1235
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:11,680
connor to sign to declare his candidacy

1236
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:14,400
for the senate um and conor just does

1237
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:17,359
not want to sign he's like i

1238
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:19,839
don't want to do this like he's

1239
00:45:17,359 --> 00:45:22,880
10 years in he's like maybe

1240
00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:25,760
my parents have been setting my life

1241
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:29,280
goals for me and this isn't what i want

1242
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:31,520
no and it just took [ __ ] kira to

1243
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,200
realize this

1244
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,720
magic [ __ ]

1245
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,920
so

1246
00:45:34,720 --> 00:45:38,480
i mean

1247
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:40,720
it must be it must be well and so then

1248
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:43,680
camille and ben

1249
00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:45,520
or no i have as ben shorthand what what

1250
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:49,119
names did camille and bennett get in

1251
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:50,640
your phone hannah penny and cammy

1252
00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:53,119
well at least you know who those ones

1253
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:55,040
are i do know who those are

1254
00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:56,640
so then connor's dad shows up to his

1255
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:58,240
office as well and like he's like sign

1256
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,760
the [ __ ] paperwork and then connor

1257
00:45:58,240 --> 00:46:00,880
starts to be like i don't want to sign

1258
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:03,119
the paperwork because i don't even know

1259
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,119
if this is what i want for my future but

1260
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:07,359
like as he's starting to push back to

1261
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:09,359
his dad for the first time

1262
00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:11,280
hayes text him and he's like don't

1263
00:46:09,359 --> 00:46:13,520
confront him just sign the paperwork

1264
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:15,760
like right go along with the plan

1265
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:17,599
um i i have something in the works we

1266
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:20,480
can't we can't rock the boat right now

1267
00:46:17,599 --> 00:46:24,640
like just do what he wants so he does

1268
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:27,200
and then well and conor's dad is like

1269
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:29,040
knows he started hanging out with the

1270
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:30,319
dirty ones from college against music

1271
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:32,000
you need to stop hanging out with them

1272
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:34,720
and like nothing can ever happen with

1273
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,480
like that kira girl because

1274
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:38,640
um everything that happened your senior

1275
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:41,040
year was because of her and i have had

1276
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:43,920
to work so hard to extract you from this

1277
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:46,640
right to clean up this mess yes so we're

1278
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:48,160
still not like 1 000

1279
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,480
at this point i think we might be like

1280
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:51,839
60 of the way through the book i could

1281
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,640
be off on this

1282
00:46:51,839 --> 00:46:56,400
um i don't know but like far enough that

1283
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,720
i'm like we are still

1284
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,920
completely in the dark about what

1285
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:03,760
actually happened yeah we we don't know

1286
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:05,599
except that there was a lot of weird

1287
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,280
coerced sex

1288
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:08,400
and then also apparently they were

1289
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,520
having

1290
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:14,319
group sex together outside of

1291
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:16,000
the the mandatory sex at the tower they

1292
00:47:14,319 --> 00:47:17,920
were going to parties together they were

1293
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:19,280
hanging out together yeah at that point

1294
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,520
like their group had really just like

1295
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,960
solidified and bonded so then pretty

1296
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:25,599
much any chance they got they were all

1297
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:27,280
just like [ __ ] like rabbits

1298
00:47:25,599 --> 00:47:29,520
i just imagine it like them sitting

1299
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,839
around at a party kind of being bored

1300
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,359
and then just being like orgy orgy orgy

1301
00:47:31,839 --> 00:47:35,440
and then like finding

1302
00:47:33,359 --> 00:47:37,520
a semi-private place

1303
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:40,000
imagine just like being at a party with

1304
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:42,079
them with no context and yes that is my

1305
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:45,839
dog snoring

1306
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:48,960
oh brandon brandon we love a good pug

1307
00:47:45,839 --> 00:47:51,520
who is a little overweight we do

1308
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:53,520
those are the best kind so then hayes

1309
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:56,720
comes and picks up connor from work and

1310
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:59,359
they have dinner with sophia and kira

1311
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:01,839
and um it's really nice like they have a

1312
00:47:59,359 --> 00:48:04,640
really nice time of this like weird

1313
00:48:01,839 --> 00:48:07,440
alternate domestic bliss after all of

1314
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:09,839
the chaos and group sex that they had

1315
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:12,800
and then conor realizes that it's not

1316
00:48:09,839 --> 00:48:15,760
just hayes and kira that have been

1317
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:18,000
hanging out without him it's literally

1318
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,240
everybody yeah we find out that like

1319
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:22,960
haze and sofia have been hosting game of

1320
00:48:20,240 --> 00:48:24,480
thrones parties together every week for

1321
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,480
like years

1322
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:28,319
and they're like oh connor do you want

1323
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:30,480
us to add you to the facebook group so

1324
00:48:28,319 --> 00:48:32,480
you can be invited and he's like what

1325
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,079
the [ __ ] there's a facebook group for

1326
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:35,599
all of this yep but then when they're

1327
00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:36,559
all hanging out on the couch afterwards

1328
00:48:35,599 --> 00:48:38,559
like

1329
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:40,559
haze and sofia are coupled up and then

1330
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:41,839
kyra and connor are coupled up and like

1331
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:44,000
connor kind of has this moment where

1332
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:45,839
he's like yeah this is how we're all

1333
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,440
gonna move forward together like i don't

1334
00:48:45,839 --> 00:48:50,640
think we'll ever

1335
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,520
have an accidental orgy again

1336
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,119
um

1337
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,200
and they'll be a couple and will be a

1338
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:56,720
couple so i just want to say i just want

1339
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,920
to point out

1340
00:48:56,720 --> 00:49:03,240
accidental orgy would be an excellent

1341
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:03,240
band name

1342
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,800
like i am into that

1343
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:10,559
hannah i'm not gonna lie if you text me

1344
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:12,079
tomorrow and you're like like and we

1345
00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:15,040
were trying to find a recording date and

1346
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:17,680
you were like so sorry i'm not free that

1347
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,200
night i'm gonna go see accidental orgy

1348
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,559
play i'd be like

1349
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:25,200
that is exactly the band i expected

1350
00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:28,079
to go see

1351
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:30,559
zero part of me would be surprised so

1352
00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:32,720
before we started recording i told

1353
00:49:30,559 --> 00:49:35,359
chelsea that somebody called me a crazy

1354
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:36,960
queer cat lady because i had on a shirt

1355
00:49:35,359 --> 00:49:39,280
that had a cat on it who's wearing

1356
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:41,119
rainbow sunglasses and socks that have

1357
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,800
cats on them and a sweatshirt that had

1358
00:49:41,119 --> 00:49:44,240
socks on them and it wasn't intentional

1359
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:46,079
but it's a thing that happened and your

1360
00:49:44,240 --> 00:49:48,319
hair has some rainbow highlights and my

1361
00:49:46,079 --> 00:49:50,720
hair has has rainbow colors in it

1362
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:52,000
presently and so

1363
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,800
um

1364
00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:54,240
yeah

1365
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:56,960
yeah so

1366
00:49:54,240 --> 00:50:01,119
somebody was like you look like a crazy

1367
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:04,400
queer cat lady which is very on brand so

1368
00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:06,800
so accidental orgy and crazy queer cat

1369
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:09,680
lady are like the brand

1370
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,800
for me apparently

1371
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,440
because

1372
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,400
no one has been surprised

1373
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,680
you know

1374
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,200
although i guess it's good that i'm

1375
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,359
consistent

1376
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,960
yeah people know what they're gonna get

1377
00:50:19,359 --> 00:50:22,480
exactly they do

1378
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,160
so

1379
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,359
back to the book

1380
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,119
um

1381
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:29,760
so my notes say

1382
00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:32,240
my notes say kitty and connie make sweet

1383
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:35,760
sweet love and she goes to write it down

1384
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:38,720
in a notebook in sofia's office

1385
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:38,720
um i have

1386
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,640
conor has small existential crisis that

1387
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,040
all of them have been friends and

1388
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:47,839
interacted a lot over the last 10 years

1389
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:49,839
they couple off connor vows to kira that

1390
00:50:47,839 --> 00:50:52,839
he'll never cheat on her and will never

1391
00:50:49,839 --> 00:50:57,280
leave her again they have a solidifying

1392
00:50:52,839 --> 00:50:59,920
[ __ ] that was what i put as my note

1393
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:02,720
like and i was like all right well we we

1394
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:06,480
just boned so i guess this is as good as

1395
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:09,839
a contract deal is sealed yes so after

1396
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,839
the sweet sweet love

1397
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:17,040
which would be the first album for

1398
00:51:15,119 --> 00:51:19,280
accidental orgy

1399
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,800
it would be sweet sweet love

1400
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:24,240
but then there will be a track on that

1401
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,240
album called solidifying [ __ ]

1402
00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:27,920
100

1403
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:30,880
does anyone currently listening want to

1404
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:32,160
make this album please oh my god please

1405
00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,079
we will listen

1406
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,920
i won't say we'll both go to the shows

1407
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:38,079
if you're if it's good we'll both go to

1408
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,359
the shows if not hannah will go just for

1409
00:51:38,079 --> 00:51:41,040
the name

1410
00:51:39,359 --> 00:51:43,359
and then i'll tell her to report back

1411
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:44,160
and i will buy a ticket probably but not

1412
00:51:43,359 --> 00:51:46,160
go

1413
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,160
because i want to support you

1414
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:50,160
um but i also don't want my ears to

1415
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,839
bleed

1416
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:54,240
you're making a lot of assumptions here

1417
00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:56,079
and a lot of judgments but anyway i'm

1418
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:57,680
honestly just more trying to cover my

1419
00:51:56,079 --> 00:52:00,000
bases because what i don't want to have

1420
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:01,839
happen is someone records the album and

1421
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,720
then it's not good and then i'm

1422
00:52:01,839 --> 00:52:07,280
committed to going to the show fair um

1423
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:10,880
so i'm what you hear me doing is giving

1424
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:13,200
myself an out if it's necessary but i

1425
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,359
really want to hear the album and see

1426
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:17,359
where it goes in the future but yes to

1427
00:52:15,359 --> 00:52:19,599
your point they have their solidifying

1428
00:52:17,359 --> 00:52:21,040
[ __ ] and then kyra's like i'm gonna like

1429
00:52:19,599 --> 00:52:24,640
can't sleep and she's like i'm gonna go

1430
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:26,640
journal about this in sofia's office yep

1431
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:27,920
so then connor wakes up sees that she's

1432
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,760
gone

1433
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,839
and goes to find her

1434
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,400
um the reason that he wakes up is

1435
00:52:31,839 --> 00:52:37,280
because camille has been calling and

1436
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:39,359
texting kira's phone

1437
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:42,079
that she needs to call her

1438
00:52:39,359 --> 00:52:43,520
kyra needs to call camille immediately

1439
00:52:42,079 --> 00:52:44,319
right

1440
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:46,000
so

1441
00:52:44,319 --> 00:52:48,000
y'all buckle up because things are about

1442
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:50,240
to take a turn i was not prepared

1443
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,720
mentally or emotionally for what what

1444
00:52:50,240 --> 00:52:55,200
happens next so

1445
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:56,559
conor so if you don't want like

1446
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:58,839
i mean to be fair the rest of the

1447
00:52:56,559 --> 00:53:02,720
episode is probably

1448
00:52:58,839 --> 00:53:04,960
um what word am i going for

1449
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:07,200
what spoiler that's the word i was going

1450
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:09,200
i mean it's all spoilers but

1451
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,720
um this could be i've only had one glass

1452
00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:13,680
of wine and i couldn't think of the word

1453
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:16,240
spoilers this could also be

1454
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,680
very triggering if that is also very

1455
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:20,480
true if there's any kind of like if you

1456
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:22,079
have any uh emotional upset around like

1457
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,400
suicide or anything like that you

1458
00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:26,839
probably want to stop listening now um

1459
00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:30,079
because conor goes to find

1460
00:53:26,839 --> 00:53:34,000
kira um he talks with her

1461
00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:36,000
um and she's convinced that he read her

1462
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,880
the great gatsby and he is like i

1463
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:41,520
literally have never read that book yeah

1464
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:43,599
he's like i failed a english lit class

1465
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:46,000
because i didn't read that book but he's

1466
00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:47,839
like so i guess what we learned here

1467
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,319
roughly is that

1468
00:53:47,839 --> 00:53:53,520
when they were in college kira used to

1469
00:53:50,319 --> 00:53:55,520
make homemade journals from other book

1470
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:57,119
covers and so she would like hand stitch

1471
00:53:55,520 --> 00:54:00,000
and hand sew the pages in and had all of

1472
00:53:57,119 --> 00:54:01,440
these like homemade journals right so

1473
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,880
connor is like oh yeah you had that

1474
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,960
great gatsby journal she's like no i

1475
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:07,359
never did this with like the great

1476
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:08,880
gatsby and yeah i would never yeah and

1477
00:54:07,359 --> 00:54:09,920
she's like you read the great gatsby to

1478
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,440
us all the time but i never had a

1479
00:54:09,920 --> 00:54:12,960
journal and he's like what the [ __ ] yes

1480
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:15,359
you did like i've never read the great

1481
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:18,000
gatsby but i sure as hell remember

1482
00:54:15,359 --> 00:54:19,760
you having a great gatsby journal and so

1483
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,960
we're like realizing that their memories

1484
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:24,400
are not they don't man yeah so then they

1485
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:26,559
look across the street

1486
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:29,040
to camille's apartment and they see

1487
00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:31,599
camille and bennett also it's like

1488
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:34,160
almost 4 a.m yes they see camille and

1489
00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:35,599
bennett fighting through the window and

1490
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,520
it looks like they're yelling at each

1491
00:54:35,599 --> 00:54:40,240
other they're a little bit concerned

1492
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:41,599
because it's super heated and getting

1493
00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:43,440
kind of aggressive well and then

1494
00:54:41,599 --> 00:54:45,760
connor's like oh yeah camille text you

1495
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,559
keira that like she needed to talk

1496
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:49,920
right

1497
00:54:46,559 --> 00:54:51,599
so then camille goes out onto the

1498
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,400
terrace and they see that camille has a

1499
00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:55,359
gun

1500
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:57,760
and so they then go out onto

1501
00:54:55,359 --> 00:54:58,640
sofia's terrace right so

1502
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,640
now

1503
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:02,079
camille and bennett are on the terrace

1504
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,319
across the street

1505
00:55:02,079 --> 00:55:05,839
um and uh

1506
00:55:04,319 --> 00:55:07,520
kira and

1507
00:55:05,839 --> 00:55:10,160
connor are

1508
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,760
are watching and they're yelling at them

1509
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:14,559
um trying to figure out what the [ __ ] is

1510
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:16,400
happening and then bennett gets the gun

1511
00:55:14,559 --> 00:55:17,920
from camille and she's just starts

1512
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:21,200
screaming over and over that she can't

1513
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:24,400
do this she can't do this and sophia and

1514
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:26,559
hazel were haze so sorry sophia and

1515
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,559
hayes were upstairs

1516
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:31,040
in this penthouse and there's another

1517
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:33,680
terrace so they come out on the terrace

1518
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:35,520
upstairs and they're also screaming like

1519
00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:37,359
what is happening what is going on like

1520
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,599
everyone is telling camille like go back

1521
00:55:37,359 --> 00:55:41,920
inside please go back inside let's all

1522
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:43,599
talk about this right camille just like

1523
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,200
is inconsolable and i was like i can't

1524
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:48,000
do this i can't do this i can't do this

1525
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,599
yeah so then she gets up on the railing

1526
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:51,119
of the balcony

1527
00:55:49,599 --> 00:55:53,839
and she jumps

1528
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:56,559
and everybody is like what so there's

1529
00:55:53,839 --> 00:55:58,960
like this beat of what the [ __ ] just

1530
00:55:56,559 --> 00:56:01,440
happened and then they hear a gunshot

1531
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:04,480
and they look and bennett has shot

1532
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:06,559
himself in the head

1533
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:09,200
yeah it really

1534
00:56:06,559 --> 00:56:11,440
escalated super fast

1535
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:15,200
it did we went from like

1536
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,400
conor and kira's solidifying [ __ ]

1537
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,400
to

1538
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:21,200
camille and bennett almost felt like

1539
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:23,359
they were romeo and julietting it yeah

1540
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:25,280
yeah but like we still don't really once

1541
00:56:23,359 --> 00:56:26,400
again there's a lot of details we don't

1542
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:28,960
really know here and we're not quite

1543
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:30,400
sure what's happening so obviously other

1544
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:32,720
people have woken up because everyone's

1545
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:34,480
been shouting and detectives show up and

1546
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:36,240
start questioning

1547
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,640
they're super suspicious of kira and

1548
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:40,799
she's like what do you think i did i was

1549
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:43,520
across the street they killed themselves

1550
00:56:40,799 --> 00:56:45,280
like what and so it's all very very

1551
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:47,440
weird well and like

1552
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:50,000
camille had been had like called her

1553
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:53,119
lawyer earlier that day and

1554
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:54,720
named all of the dirty ones so

1555
00:56:53,119 --> 00:56:56,640
like earlier in the day all of their

1556
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,079
names were associated with each other

1557
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:59,200
and camille called her lawyer but like

1558
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,040
what the [ __ ] did you call her lori

1559
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:04,480
about we have no idea right

1560
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:06,559
um so then um hayes is like listen we're

1561
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,599
gonna all go to vermont and stay at

1562
00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:09,040
keira's

1563
00:57:07,599 --> 00:57:12,240
um

1564
00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:13,599
he tells connor that he needs to go talk

1565
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:14,559
to his dad

1566
00:57:13,599 --> 00:57:16,880
and

1567
00:57:14,559 --> 00:57:18,960
ease his mind or whatever

1568
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,119
yeah and then meet them in vermont don't

1569
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,920
forget though while the detectives are

1570
00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:23,760
there

1571
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:25,200
they like somehow mention i honestly

1572
00:57:23,760 --> 00:57:27,440
don't fully remember because

1573
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:28,480
everything's a little convoluted

1574
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,799
um

1575
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:32,400
they mentioned like emily wasn't

1576
00:57:30,799 --> 00:57:35,440
returned to the psych hospital she's

1577
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:37,359
very much still at large hayes lied yes

1578
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:39,359
hayes completely lied when he said she'd

1579
00:57:37,359 --> 00:57:41,599
been found in the dumbwaiter thing or

1580
00:57:39,359 --> 00:57:43,839
whatever the hell she was found in um

1581
00:57:41,599 --> 00:57:45,520
and she is still out there in the

1582
00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:47,680
universe yeah

1583
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:49,760
so then they have this plan conor's

1584
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:53,040
going to go talk to his dad

1585
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:54,720
hey because it is the day of the party

1586
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:56,640
yeah so the party that hayes was like

1587
00:57:54,720 --> 00:58:00,000
we're all gonna go to this [ __ ] party

1588
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:01,599
um the party that louise is hosting is

1589
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,359
connor's

1590
00:58:01,599 --> 00:58:05,920
announcement

1591
00:58:03,359 --> 00:58:07,040
i'm running for senate official launch

1592
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,040
party

1593
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:12,880
so then hayes is like connor you gotta

1594
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:15,119
go like appease your dad because

1595
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:17,359
he'll he'll know something's off um and

1596
00:58:15,119 --> 00:58:18,960
you gotta go do damage control and so

1597
00:58:17,359 --> 00:58:21,200
then his dad is like cool you're gonna

1598
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:24,799
stay at louise's but he refers to her as

1599
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:27,839
dr livingston's for the night right

1600
00:58:24,799 --> 00:58:30,240
and um

1601
00:58:27,839 --> 00:58:31,920
kyra was like he can't go by himself

1602
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,200
buddy system and they're like please

1603
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,880
stop

1604
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,839
they're like it's gonna be fine he has

1605
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:40,799
to go you can't go with him like his dad

1606
00:58:37,839 --> 00:58:43,280
hates you blah blah blah so then um

1607
00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:46,160
conor goes to talk to his dad and

1608
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:50,000
his dad is like yeah we're gonna go to

1609
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:52,559
dr livingston's um connor is like no i'm

1610
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:54,480
not doing that you know i have to go i

1611
00:58:52,559 --> 00:58:56,400
have [ __ ] to do two of my best friends

1612
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:58,000
just committed suicide in front of me

1613
00:58:56,400 --> 00:59:00,319
like i'm not doing this with you right

1614
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:02,160
now so then he gets hit over the head

1615
00:59:00,319 --> 00:59:03,520
and drugged

1616
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:05,119
yeah like you just know connor pissed

1617
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,200
off his dad when

1618
00:59:05,119 --> 00:59:08,880
also connor was like i need a new phone

1619
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:10,240
because the police have mine and she's

1620
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:12,160
like what do you mean the police have

1621
00:59:10,240 --> 00:59:14,960
your phone i'm like i don't think that's

1622
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:17,119
that abnormal after an event like this

1623
00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:20,640
yeah then suddenly conor gets hit over

1624
00:59:17,119 --> 00:59:23,040
the head um and then he wakes up

1625
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,480
tied to a bed

1626
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:26,319
and like when he wakes up they're like

1627
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:28,640
oh he's awake and they like give him

1628
00:59:26,319 --> 00:59:30,400
more meds yeah and then he's like kind

1629
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,480
of in and out and he wakes up at one

1630
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:35,359
point and emily is there

1631
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:38,559
and she is telling him that he knows

1632
00:59:35,359 --> 00:59:40,319
everything he knows all of it but they

1633
00:59:38,559 --> 00:59:41,920
they make you forget she just keeps

1634
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:43,839
saying they just gave me they made you

1635
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:46,400
forget don't let them know you know the

1636
00:59:43,839 --> 00:59:48,960
truth you know all of it but he's like

1637
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:50,640
in this drug-induced haze so

1638
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,079
once again we're like we don't really

1639
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,160
know what

1640
00:59:52,079 --> 00:59:57,680
there's really no

1641
00:59:54,160 --> 01:00:00,000
um context reliable narrators like

1642
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,079
everyone in this book is a horrific

1643
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:03,760
historian yes and we're going to find

1644
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:05,119
out why yeah to be fair it will make

1645
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:06,720
sense but up until at this point you're

1646
01:00:05,119 --> 01:00:08,880
like reading see i like that you said

1647
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:11,760
that it will make sense it won't

1648
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:13,119
i i'm here to mediate expectations

1649
01:00:11,760 --> 01:00:16,240
that's not

1650
01:00:13,119 --> 01:00:19,040
it's not gonna make sense it won't

1651
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:20,319
it like covers the bases

1652
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,559
i think when you read it you're like oh

1653
01:00:20,319 --> 01:00:23,920
okay i get it and then afterwards you

1654
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:25,119
like close the book and you sit down and

1655
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:27,280
you're like

1656
01:00:25,119 --> 01:00:29,040
no i still have a lot of questions all

1657
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:32,480
right a minute

1658
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:35,119
so okay so then haze um

1659
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:36,559
they do wind up going to kira's when

1660
01:00:35,119 --> 01:00:38,160
conor doesn't show up they're all kind

1661
01:00:36,559 --> 01:00:39,359
of freaking out that he's not there you

1662
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:42,079
know what we completely forgot to

1663
01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:43,040
mention we're processing this so kira

1664
01:00:42,079 --> 01:00:45,680
lives

1665
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:48,000
in this cottage oh on a lake also the

1666
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,359
cottage is attached to like or on the

1667
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:52,079
property of a main house that's the

1668
01:00:49,359 --> 01:00:55,200
house kira grew up in but apparently

1669
01:00:52,079 --> 01:00:58,000
her mom left the house to

1670
01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:01,280
in a stage yeah that was like that the

1671
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:03,680
college that she attended was over so

1672
01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:05,520
kier was only left with this cottage not

1673
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:07,359
the original house but keira lives on

1674
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:08,720
the other side of a lake

1675
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:10,079
from this college you can see the

1676
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,319
college you could like take a boat

1677
01:01:10,079 --> 01:01:13,280
across the lake to get to the college

1678
01:01:12,319 --> 01:01:16,079
yes

1679
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:18,400
so um they're all kind of freaking out

1680
01:01:16,079 --> 01:01:20,240
where is connor like something must be

1681
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:22,559
wrong blah blah blah

1682
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:24,319
and hayes is like you know we need to do

1683
01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:26,960
we need to go back to the tower and the

1684
01:01:24,319 --> 01:01:28,799
girls are like are you high right now

1685
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:32,720
that is not what we need to do we need

1686
01:01:28,799 --> 01:01:34,319
to find connor blah blah blah blah so

1687
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:36,640
and hayes is like let's just go to the

1688
01:01:34,319 --> 01:01:39,040
tower and everything will make sense

1689
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:41,119
will it when we get that was haze's

1690
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,640
words not mine this time

1691
01:01:41,119 --> 01:01:45,119
we're like everything will make sense

1692
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:47,920
when you get to the tower so

1693
01:01:45,119 --> 01:01:49,599
haze takes them to the cemetery

1694
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:51,119
where they're walking around and from

1695
01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:53,200
earlier like oh yeah there's that tunnel

1696
01:01:51,119 --> 01:01:54,799
that connects the cemetery to the tower

1697
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,880
but then when they're looking around

1698
01:01:54,799 --> 01:02:00,400
there's no tower there is no tower

1699
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:02,160
there's zero tower and then

1700
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,760
like hayes is like you wrote a book but

1701
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:05,839
it's not what you think and then he's

1702
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:08,400
like it all actually happened it didn't

1703
01:02:05,839 --> 01:02:10,960
happen in a tower it happened on the top

1704
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:14,319
floor of the theater

1705
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:14,319
which just can i just

1706
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:20,079
something about it happening on the top

1707
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:22,720
floor of the theater of the college just

1708
01:02:20,079 --> 01:02:26,079
made me like

1709
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:26,079
like okay so so

1710
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:32,799
was there a college improv group having

1711
01:02:31,599 --> 01:02:36,319
a show

1712
01:02:32,799 --> 01:02:39,760
beneath them while [ __ ] was going down

1713
01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:41,920
in the attic like like

1714
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:45,920
just something about it

1715
01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:47,760
sorry like it really troubles me like

1716
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:50,079
why

1717
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,760
well let's let's finish it then i think

1718
01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:52,480
we can so

1719
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:54,559
like

1720
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:56,079
hayes is like it all happened on the top

1721
01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:58,960
floor of the theater

1722
01:02:56,079 --> 01:03:00,640
and um you know what happened that night

1723
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:03,200
so you start to realize like or maybe

1724
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:05,839
not start do you realize hayes knows

1725
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,760
more than he's let on this whole time

1726
01:03:05,839 --> 01:03:10,880
and then we find out he's like the whole

1727
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,640
thing was a cover-up and he's like emily

1728
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:17,280
didn't shoot you kira

1729
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:19,359
connor's dad did oh my stars so i bet

1730
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,960
none of y'all saw that coming not even a

1731
01:03:19,359 --> 01:03:25,599
little bit because then we flashed back

1732
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:28,640
to that night so it is an alumni party

1733
01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:31,520
um all of the dirty ones are there

1734
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:33,359
um along with their parents who are all

1735
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:35,839
also alumni

1736
01:03:33,359 --> 01:03:37,920
and kiera's mom is flirting with

1737
01:03:35,839 --> 01:03:40,640
connor's dad right

1738
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:43,599
very blatantly very obviously everyone

1739
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:45,200
sees this happening and conor's dad is

1740
01:03:43,599 --> 01:03:47,359
well known for

1741
01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:48,720
philandering

1742
01:03:47,359 --> 01:03:50,480
so

1743
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:51,920
not being philanthropic

1744
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,079
not no

1745
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:56,079
just philandering just don't worry don't

1746
01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:59,359
get your

1747
01:03:56,079 --> 01:04:02,079
don't get your fills mixed up

1748
01:03:59,359 --> 01:04:05,599
don't confuse your films

1749
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:06,880
philandering philanthropy classic mix up

1750
01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:09,359
here

1751
01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:11,039
yes so his connor's dad is like known

1752
01:04:09,359 --> 01:04:13,039
for like oh yeah like it's kind of like

1753
01:04:11,039 --> 01:04:14,079
a different woman each year at these

1754
01:04:13,039 --> 01:04:16,240
events

1755
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:17,599
and then sophia and camille go and

1756
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:20,640
approach

1757
01:04:17,599 --> 01:04:22,799
kira at this alumni dinner to kind of

1758
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:24,240
like like they see it happening as well

1759
01:04:22,799 --> 01:04:26,480
they don't know her super well because

1760
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:28,720
she was a scholarship kid and was on the

1761
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,960
fringes but like kind of a loner yeah it

1762
01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:32,079
seemed like they were trying to be

1763
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,839
kind

1764
01:04:32,079 --> 01:04:35,680
and like they saw it happening like

1765
01:04:33,839 --> 01:04:38,799
didn't want her to bear that weight

1766
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:41,599
alone right so they're like we know the

1767
01:04:38,799 --> 01:04:44,640
secret spot where connor's dad takes his

1768
01:04:41,599 --> 01:04:47,280
women like let's go hahaha right so then

1769
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:48,400
it switches to connor's point of view

1770
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:50,880
um

1771
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,559
and conor is super drugged up

1772
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,200
and it turns out louise is a

1773
01:04:52,559 --> 01:04:57,839
psychiatrist she is not their age she is

1774
01:04:55,200 --> 01:05:00,960
significantly older and then he also

1775
01:04:57,839 --> 01:05:03,359
flashes back to that night my favorite

1776
01:05:00,960 --> 01:05:05,200
though is like

1777
01:05:03,359 --> 01:05:07,359
connor on a bunch of meds just looks at

1778
01:05:05,200 --> 01:05:10,559
louise and he's like you can't be louise

1779
01:05:07,359 --> 01:05:10,559
you're old

1780
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:15,760
which i'm like damn louise is not

1781
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,680
innocent but like

1782
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:21,520
way to kick a woman while she's dead

1783
01:05:17,680 --> 01:05:24,000
right she's having a tough day um so

1784
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:27,760
he flashes back to that night

1785
01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:29,359
and he had seen kira around for all the

1786
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,720
years they'd been in school and been

1787
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:33,599
really drawn to her but never really

1788
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:36,720
approached her and then that night he

1789
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:38,559
joins up with kira sophia and camille

1790
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,920
and hayes and they all decide they're

1791
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,799
gonna go

1792
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:42,799
like

1793
01:05:40,799 --> 01:05:45,039
spy on his dad and it's gonna be funny

1794
01:05:42,799 --> 01:05:47,119
and like let's go to the the cemetery

1795
01:05:45,039 --> 01:05:49,200
well it almost seems like they all like

1796
01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:51,920
got there by chance because like here it

1797
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:53,599
kind of goes with like sofia and camille

1798
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,000
and then it sounded like

1799
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:57,920
connor and hayes were kind of like

1800
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:00,559
leaving to do their own thing

1801
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:02,319
and then saw them then followed them and

1802
01:06:00,559 --> 01:06:05,280
then they're walking and they see

1803
01:06:02,319 --> 01:06:08,240
bennett is making out with emily by a

1804
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:09,839
tree and they're like cool

1805
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:11,839
where are you going

1806
01:06:09,839 --> 01:06:14,640
yeah so then they just joined the party

1807
01:06:11,839 --> 01:06:17,200
and then all of them collectively sneak

1808
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:20,720
into the arlington family mausoleum

1809
01:06:17,200 --> 01:06:23,839
which is connor arlington yeah so they

1810
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:25,280
sneak into the family mausoleum

1811
01:06:23,839 --> 01:06:28,000
and they're all kind of hiding and

1812
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:30,960
giggling whatever and then conor's dad

1813
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:33,839
comes in with kiera's mom

1814
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:35,599
and they are they can't really see them

1815
01:06:33,839 --> 01:06:38,240
because they're hiding but they can hear

1816
01:06:35,599 --> 01:06:39,599
them and emily is kind of like poking

1817
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,640
her head around trying to see what's

1818
01:06:39,599 --> 01:06:43,760
going on

1819
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:45,280
and then connor's mom shows up

1820
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,720
with a dude

1821
01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,319
and a gun

1822
01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:51,200
i was like i'm getting rid of this

1823
01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:53,760
year's trollop she's like turnabout's

1824
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:57,039
fair play [ __ ] also i'm taking somebody

1825
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:59,520
out and so she starts shooting

1826
01:06:57,039 --> 01:07:01,280
and or shooting starts i think there's a

1827
01:06:59,520 --> 01:07:03,280
struggle for the gun it's very unclear

1828
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:04,880
yeah it's very like because they

1829
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:06,960
couldn't really see they're like it was

1830
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:08,880
all kind of chaos but like all we know

1831
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,880
is that like at the end of the chaos the

1832
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:12,160
random dude connor's mom had with him

1833
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:15,119
was dead

1834
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:17,039
and kira was shot right conor's dad

1835
01:07:15,119 --> 01:07:18,880
shoots kyra like connor's dad ends up

1836
01:07:17,039 --> 01:07:21,039
with a gun somehow

1837
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:23,680
and then he shoots kyra

1838
01:07:21,039 --> 01:07:26,160
um and then um

1839
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:28,640
conor comes out of that flashback louise

1840
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:30,880
says that she's going to drug him again

1841
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,640
and he shrugs it off

1842
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:35,839
yeah it's like get in line or you get

1843
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:38,559
another syringe right and he's like okay

1844
01:07:35,839 --> 01:07:41,119
and he remembers that hayes told him to

1845
01:07:38,559 --> 01:07:43,839
go along with whatever his dad was

1846
01:07:41,119 --> 01:07:45,680
saying and just like go along with it

1847
01:07:43,839 --> 01:07:47,839
because there's a plan like you're gonna

1848
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:51,200
be okay well and also when conor came

1849
01:07:47,839 --> 01:07:53,119
out of that flashback or that memory um

1850
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:55,440
he looks in on the table his dad has a

1851
01:07:53,119 --> 01:07:57,920
copy of the dirt of the dirty ones book

1852
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:59,200
that was recently published anonymously

1853
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:02,640
and

1854
01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:05,599
he has kira's homemade great gatsby

1855
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:08,000
journal from college right and he has

1856
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:11,280
them both there yes

1857
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:13,200
um and he's like i literally have no

1858
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:15,839
idea what the [ __ ] is happening

1859
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,759
i'm not trying to get drugged again so

1860
01:08:15,839 --> 01:08:20,000
they're saying like either you go make

1861
01:08:17,759 --> 01:08:22,080
this speech or we are going to drug you

1862
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:24,560
again and he's like

1863
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:26,799
bet let's go make a speech

1864
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:28,640
i'm a little high well and then like

1865
01:08:26,799 --> 01:08:30,799
kieran hayes and sophia all get to the

1866
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:32,960
party and they see louise and they're my

1867
01:08:30,799 --> 01:08:35,120
favorite is that once again like kiera

1868
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:38,560
and sophia are like that can't be louise

1869
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:42,080
she's old and he says like she was she

1870
01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:44,560
was always old yeah she was never young

1871
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:46,239
ever in her life her life

1872
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,520
it was like a benjamin button situation

1873
01:08:46,239 --> 01:08:49,359
she was just thinking about halfway

1874
01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:52,480
through she just went back up the other

1875
01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:55,759
way she never stopped he went there

1876
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:56,799
um so they're there at the party

1877
01:08:55,759 --> 01:08:58,640
um

1878
01:08:56,799 --> 01:09:01,600
super freaked out really worried about

1879
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:04,640
connor and then they see him and

1880
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:06,880
kyra's like he is not okay you know he's

1881
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:09,920
very pale he's a little sweaty like he

1882
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:12,000
really really does not look okay and so

1883
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:12,880
then connor starts his speech

1884
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:14,239
um

1885
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:15,040
and he

1886
01:09:14,239 --> 01:09:17,600
like

1887
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:19,679
locks eyes with kyra across the room and

1888
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,400
instead of announcing that he is running

1889
01:09:19,679 --> 01:09:23,759
for senate he announces that he is in

1890
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:27,679
love with kira

1891
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:30,319
um and that she is an erotica author

1892
01:09:27,679 --> 01:09:32,159
and explains the whole story about how

1893
01:09:30,319 --> 01:09:36,159
his dad shot her

1894
01:09:32,159 --> 01:09:37,679
and um outs kira as the author of the

1895
01:09:36,159 --> 01:09:40,640
dirty ones

1896
01:09:37,679 --> 01:09:42,960
and then emily hayes and sophia

1897
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:44,239
corroborate the story well and well i i

1898
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:47,040
do think you're missing a piece of the

1899
01:09:44,239 --> 01:09:48,799
story that's like going so yes louise is

1900
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:50,560
the psychiatrist oh right you're right

1901
01:09:48,799 --> 01:09:52,000
but one of the things are like my

1902
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:53,600
favorite i love how dramatic it was

1903
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:55,840
because like connor like starts the

1904
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:57,679
speech and then sees kira

1905
01:09:55,840 --> 01:10:00,320
and he puts down his speech and it's

1906
01:09:57,679 --> 01:10:03,280
like kira come on stage with me

1907
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:05,840
and he's like i love i love this erotica

1908
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:09,360
writer and no one can tell me otherwise

1909
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:10,960
i love this woman and then he

1910
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:12,560
like picks up the dirty ones and he's

1911
01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:15,760
like this book explains my father's

1912
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:16,719
choices and this old hoe louise over

1913
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,560
here

1914
01:10:16,719 --> 01:10:21,120
who was never young

1915
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,320
i'm like how haggard does she look

1916
01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:24,640
um she's

1917
01:10:22,320 --> 01:10:28,000
off louise was drugging us for months on

1918
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:30,400
end and feeding us fake stories right so

1919
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:33,360
apparently louise created all these

1920
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:35,199
false memories of the group sex and of

1921
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:37,920
emily shooting kira

1922
01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:39,760
and of the the instructions that they

1923
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:44,000
received to have sex and all this stuff

1924
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:46,560
so it turns out that louise was just a

1925
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:48,640
dirty old lady and would drug them up

1926
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:50,880
and make them have sex together she did

1927
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:53,600
not take the hippocratic oath seriously

1928
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:56,400
as a psychiatrist nor did she honor her

1929
01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:59,760
code of ethics

1930
01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:02,159
very correct um yeah and then louise

1931
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:03,840
made kira write it all down so that it

1932
01:11:02,159 --> 01:11:06,480
would be

1933
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:08,960
true yeah and then and then

1934
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:11,120
conor would read back what kira wrote as

1935
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:12,640
like a i guess a way to solidify these

1936
01:11:11,120 --> 01:11:13,760
false memories

1937
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:16,480
um

1938
01:11:13,760 --> 01:11:19,280
and so then connor's dad is like it's

1939
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:22,000
all lies none of it's real

1940
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:24,880
but then suddenly emily's there

1941
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,800
emily that girl is mobile for someone

1942
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:30,480
who's been locked in a psych ward for 10

1943
01:11:26,800 --> 01:11:32,560
years she gets around she really does

1944
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:34,640
and so she pops up like when connor's

1945
01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:37,040
dad is like it's all lies and emily in

1946
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:39,679
my head she's still wearing the scrubs

1947
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,920
from the psych hospital is like

1948
01:11:39,679 --> 01:11:44,480
no it's true and he blamed me for

1949
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:46,320
shooting kieran had me locked up you're

1950
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:49,040
like she's like she pops up like a

1951
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:51,520
whack-a-mole at random points throughout

1952
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:54,560
this book and it's like we can't keep

1953
01:11:51,520 --> 01:11:56,480
her down she's coming for you so then

1954
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:58,159
emily's on stage with connor and kyra

1955
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,600
then the rest of them all go up and

1956
01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:01,040
they're all like it's true and they're

1957
01:11:59,600 --> 01:12:02,640
all corroborating each other's stories

1958
01:12:01,040 --> 01:12:04,000
and they all hold hands together and

1959
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:06,239
then walk out

1960
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,880
holding hands yeah and then my notes say

1961
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:11,440
everybody gets arrested

1962
01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:13,760
right i'm like details of the aftermath

1963
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,960
of or detail the aftermath of the arrest

1964
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:15,760
louise

1965
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:17,760
um

1966
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:18,960
conor's dad there was a random dude who

1967
01:12:17,760 --> 01:12:20,800
was on like

1968
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,800
the campaign team who was somehow

1969
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:25,120
involved but he i think his name was

1970
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:26,560
stephen he was only mentioned like twice

1971
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:28,000
the entire book so we didn't really [ __ ]

1972
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,480
with steven

1973
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,960
um but then hayes had actually been what

1974
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:34,320
we learned then after all of this has

1975
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:35,760
come out is that hayes had actually kind

1976
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:37,280
of been the first to start unraveling

1977
01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:38,800
the truth and realizing things weren't

1978
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:41,199
quite right

1979
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:43,280
um and that like kira had actually never

1980
01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:45,280
been taken to the hospital after she was

1981
01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:47,840
shot and they were all locked in a room

1982
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:49,840
together to get their stories right so

1983
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,120
right so she received treatment from the

1984
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:55,280
university

1985
01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:57,120
like infirmary yes and then haze

1986
01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:58,640
as he's kind of like

1987
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,760
piecing this together that things aren't

1988
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:01,679
quite right

1989
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:03,040
their their monthly lunches where he

1990
01:13:01,679 --> 01:13:05,199
would pick her up in the helicopter he

1991
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:07,040
was actually taking kyra to see a

1992
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:09,440
hypnotist

1993
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:11,679
to get the truth um but then she doesn't

1994
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:14,719
remember it but then during those

1995
01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:17,360
hypnotism sessions was when she wrote

1996
01:13:14,719 --> 01:13:19,360
the dirty ones and so it wasn't what

1997
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:22,320
they all thought had been released this

1998
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:24,719
entire time was her journal of all of

1999
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:26,400
their sexual acts right but that's not

2000
01:13:24,719 --> 01:13:27,440
the case she actually wrote the real

2001
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:29,520
story

2002
01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:32,159
but what killed me about this whole

2003
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:35,120
hypnotist thing is they explained kira

2004
01:13:32,159 --> 01:13:36,960
forgetting the hypnotist sessions by

2005
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:40,000
saying that the hypnotist made her

2006
01:13:36,960 --> 01:13:42,480
forget at the end of every session

2007
01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:47,840
and i just y'all that's not how memory

2008
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:47,840
works that's not how brains work and i

2009
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:53,280
i'm so troubled well what i

2010
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:55,360
the part that like kind of threw me in

2011
01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:58,159
all this is that like haze is aware that

2012
01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:59,840
the hypnotist is making here at like

2013
01:13:58,159 --> 01:14:01,360
bringing these memories to the surface

2014
01:13:59,840 --> 01:14:03,199
and then like

2015
01:14:01,360 --> 01:14:06,159
burying them again once kiera's written

2016
01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:09,360
the pages so kira did write the book

2017
01:14:06,159 --> 01:14:12,320
um but then hayes just like shopped the

2018
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:14,960
book around and got it published

2019
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:16,400
um without talking to her about it at

2020
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:18,719
any point because he thought that would

2021
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:23,440
kind of like kick everything into motion

2022
01:14:18,719 --> 01:14:25,760
so in the in very modern day

2023
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:27,120
the book has been republished but all of

2024
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:28,800
their names are on it because they're

2025
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:32,640
all the dirty ones

2026
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:34,880
right and um so we find out that louise

2027
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:36,719
was charged with a bunch of stuff but

2028
01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:38,560
never went to trial because she died in

2029
01:14:36,719 --> 01:14:39,840
a very suspicious

2030
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:41,920
car accident

2031
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:44,080
like a couple days before the trial

2032
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:47,199
started right and then conor's dad is in

2033
01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:49,280
prison for like at least 30 years steve

2034
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:51,520
is in prison i guess whatever yeah that

2035
01:14:49,280 --> 01:14:53,840
was his name i keep freaking um and then

2036
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,880
um yeah and then it's five years later

2037
01:14:53,840 --> 01:14:58,719
epilogue

2038
01:14:54,880 --> 01:15:00,239
epilogue um connor and kira get married

2039
01:14:58,719 --> 01:15:01,120
um connor

2040
01:15:00,239 --> 01:15:03,360
has

2041
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:05,360
you know he is a lawyer

2042
01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:07,760
he just never really like he went to law

2043
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:10,560
school passed the bar never practiced

2044
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:11,920
because he was on his parents like track

2045
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:13,840
to ten years ago

2046
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,760
become a politician so

2047
01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:19,280
he and kyra get married and then he

2048
01:15:15,760 --> 01:15:21,679
opens a little law practice in vermont

2049
01:15:19,280 --> 01:15:22,840
and then each year on the anniversary of

2050
01:15:21,679 --> 01:15:26,000
camille's

2051
01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:28,960
passing he live streams

2052
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:31,120
reading one of her famous books online

2053
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:34,560
to all of her fans and it's this like

2054
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:35,679
cathartic thing for everyone um kyra's

2055
01:15:34,560 --> 01:15:38,560
pregnant

2056
01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:41,679
oh yeah and then haze and sofia are

2057
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:42,960
married with two kids now and kiera and

2058
01:15:41,679 --> 01:15:44,880
sophia

2059
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:47,760
are writing erotica together now but

2060
01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:49,840
sophia is no longer using a pen name

2061
01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:52,960
yep and then they all live happily ever

2062
01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:55,520
after y'all and and that's the end and

2063
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:57,840
and here's ellen connor never runs for

2064
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:59,920
senate he doesn't

2065
01:15:57,840 --> 01:16:02,880
people really want him to

2066
01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:04,719
i guess but he doesn't and and

2067
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:06,000
also they talked about how he'd run for

2068
01:16:04,719 --> 01:16:08,880
a lot of like different political

2069
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:10,800
positions before and always lost so i

2070
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,080
don't know why everyone is like suddenly

2071
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:14,400
on his dick

2072
01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:17,040
to be senator when i'm like

2073
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:19,199
he lost some smaller places that were

2074
01:16:17,040 --> 01:16:21,920
probably where you should start that

2075
01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:24,239
i just so okay

2076
01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:27,760
here's the issue i have

2077
01:16:24,239 --> 01:16:30,239
with j.a us in general it's not not just

2078
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:31,840
this book but like all the plot holes

2079
01:16:30,239 --> 01:16:34,400
oh no it's

2080
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:37,440
if you don't understand something

2081
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:39,920
you don't have to write about it

2082
01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:42,400
like if you don't understand

2083
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:44,159
memory and how the brain works and

2084
01:16:42,400 --> 01:16:47,040
mental health

2085
01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:49,679
you don't have to write about it that's

2086
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:51,440
the same issue i had with rock like baby

2087
01:16:49,679 --> 01:16:54,640
if you don't understand dissociative

2088
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:56,320
fugue states then don't write about it

2089
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:58,320
does not everyone rock climb during a

2090
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:59,760
dissociative fugue state i mean i'm sure

2091
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:00,640
someone has

2092
01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:03,679
but

2093
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:04,800
not like that

2094
01:17:03,679 --> 01:17:09,120
yeah i

2095
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:09,120
i do feel like there's some like

2096
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:14,719
the research needs to be more thorough

2097
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:17,040
right because you have these things that

2098
01:17:14,719 --> 01:17:18,719
happen and i'm like it feels like you

2099
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:20,719
googled this

2100
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:22,480
you're like you read this on wikipedia

2101
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:23,920
baby like you googled like how to

2102
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:25,280
hypnotize

2103
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:28,159
and then

2104
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:30,960
you're like that tracks and then like

2105
01:17:28,159 --> 01:17:33,040
but it was like someone's home blog that

2106
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:35,280
you read the instructions from like a

2107
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:38,000
mommy blog but for

2108
01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:39,440
major mental health problems

2109
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:41,280
and hypnotists

2110
01:17:39,440 --> 01:17:42,159
i just

2111
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,960
okay

2112
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:47,280
i did enjoy this far far more than rock

2113
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,080
yes i'll give you that because i i love

2114
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:51,040
a good

2115
01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:52,320
murder mystery i love a good whodunit i

2116
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:54,320
love

2117
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:56,239
the kind of like

2118
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:58,560
i love a good like

2119
01:17:56,239 --> 01:18:00,960
20s era great gatsby and there's a lot

2120
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:03,360
of like like sophia's penthouse is very

2121
01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:05,199
like deco and like

2122
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,920
but i don't necessarily feel like we

2123
01:18:05,199 --> 01:18:08,239
like

2124
01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:10,640
like you read this i think what like my

2125
01:18:08,239 --> 01:18:12,480
thing with j.a haas is that like

2126
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:14,320
you end that like the books always have

2127
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,880
a lot of questions and then there's like

2128
01:18:14,320 --> 01:18:19,920
this very quick wrap up at the end

2129
01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:22,880
and she's like i covered all my faces

2130
01:18:19,920 --> 01:18:27,400
and everyone reading is like

2131
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:27,400
you did not well it's like

2132
01:18:28,159 --> 01:18:33,440
if you're gonna have plot holes which i

2133
01:18:30,719 --> 01:18:36,000
understand happen but things cannot all

2134
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:37,360
be all wrapped up every time i

2135
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:39,120
understand that and i will give you

2136
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:41,760
license for that but if you're going to

2137
01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:44,400
do that then what you write about

2138
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:45,760
should make sense

2139
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:47,840
also

2140
01:18:45,760 --> 01:18:50,640
like if you want me to buy into these

2141
01:18:47,840 --> 01:18:52,719
plot holes i'm gonna need there to not

2142
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:56,080
be a random hypnotist who meets with

2143
01:18:52,719 --> 01:18:58,239
somebody for one hour once a month that

2144
01:18:56,080 --> 01:19:00,320
can bring up memories and then make that

2145
01:18:58,239 --> 01:19:02,239
person forget both the memories and the

2146
01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:03,679
hypnotist session okay hannah but i

2147
01:19:02,239 --> 01:19:07,120
think what you're forgetting here is

2148
01:19:03,679 --> 01:19:10,159
that hayes and kira had been friends for

2149
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:12,719
years and conor didn't know

2150
01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:15,199
so it wasn't like i honestly my thought

2151
01:19:12,719 --> 01:19:17,520
was like how long was kira seeing this

2152
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:20,640
hypnotist once a month to bring this to

2153
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:22,960
fruition also just like ethically

2154
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:24,719
um was hayes sitting in the room during

2155
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:26,159
the hypnotist it didn't sound like that

2156
01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:27,600
it did sound like he was just sitting

2157
01:19:26,159 --> 01:19:29,760
there which i'm like

2158
01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:32,640
as a therapist i wouldn't say just bring

2159
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:34,800
in a random friend and to sit in the

2160
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:36,719
corner of your session where here's the

2161
01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:39,440
other thing i'm like is this like a

2162
01:19:36,719 --> 01:19:42,159
party party trick hypnotist making

2163
01:19:39,440 --> 01:19:44,320
people quack on stage and [ __ ] or is

2164
01:19:42,159 --> 01:19:47,520
this like a hypnotherapist that has been

2165
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:50,719
trained in some way like i just i

2166
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:52,960
i can't like i just i can't

2167
01:19:50,719 --> 01:19:54,239
get there i can't

2168
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:56,560
i can't

2169
01:19:54,239 --> 01:19:58,159
um so how many hypnotists would you rate

2170
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,960
this book

2171
01:19:58,159 --> 01:20:01,120
well

2172
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,719
apparently it only took one

2173
01:20:01,120 --> 01:20:06,080
so

2174
01:20:02,719 --> 01:20:08,239
one part-time hypnotist is your final

2175
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:09,360
rating

2176
01:20:08,239 --> 01:20:11,120
yup

2177
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:14,400
um

2178
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:14,400
i'm gonna give the book

2179
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:22,000
like four homemade journals

2180
01:20:21,199 --> 01:20:24,080
out

2181
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:25,440
out of 20

2182
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:27,920
out of 15.

2183
01:20:25,440 --> 01:20:30,480
i don't know like honestly like

2184
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:33,600
it's a it's super ridiculous it's super

2185
01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:36,400
over the top i think this is a fun one

2186
01:20:33,600 --> 01:20:38,239
it is like if i had to sit down and

2187
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:41,280
choose between reading this and rock

2188
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:43,679
again oh this one dirty every day

2189
01:20:41,280 --> 01:20:45,280
for sure and i do think for the very for

2190
01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:47,679
a very specific audience i would

2191
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:48,400
recommend this book sure

2192
01:20:47,679 --> 01:20:50,480
i

2193
01:20:48,400 --> 01:20:52,400
i would not recommend

2194
01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:56,080
rock most of the time

2195
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:57,199
i have out of spite

2196
01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,280
like someone wanted a book

2197
01:20:57,199 --> 01:21:01,520
recommendation and you were like

2198
01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:04,560
i hate this person so i'm going to

2199
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:06,880
recommend raw yes or i thought their

2200
01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:09,760
reaction would be really funny and so i

2201
01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:11,360
was like you will hate this

2202
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:13,679
tell me how you feel hannah you've got

2203
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:15,280
to stop doing that why like your

2204
01:21:13,679 --> 01:21:17,920
co-worker who's like i want to read some

2205
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:20,880
smut and you were like here's some

2206
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:22,800
reverse harem done a viper [ __ ] and they

2207
01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:25,280
were like oh

2208
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,159
we have different definitions of smut

2209
01:21:25,280 --> 01:21:28,080
like

2210
01:21:26,159 --> 01:21:30,159
you know exactly what you're doing when

2211
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:31,360
you make these referrals

2212
01:21:30,159 --> 01:21:34,800
i do

2213
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:36,080
and i don't feel bad like i don't feel

2214
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:37,760
bad

2215
01:21:36,080 --> 01:21:40,639
maybe i should

2216
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:42,560
but but i don't

2217
01:21:40,639 --> 01:21:43,840
you know at least you can own it about

2218
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:46,480
yourself

2219
01:21:43,840 --> 01:21:49,360
listen i'm the crazy queer cat lady

2220
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:51,840
who's into accidental orgy i mean i feel

2221
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:56,639
like making intentionally bad book

2222
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:58,080
recommendations is also on brand

2223
01:21:56,639 --> 01:22:00,000
no one's gonna trust your book

2224
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,880
recommendations

2225
01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:02,560
you're gonna be like oh you should

2226
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:03,760
totally read this one it was so good and

2227
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:06,080
they're gonna be like

2228
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:08,159
fool me one santa i will tell people i'm

2229
01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:08,960
like this is really bad you should read

2230
01:22:08,159 --> 01:22:11,199
it

2231
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:13,280
but if somebody is genuinely asking me

2232
01:22:11,199 --> 01:22:16,719
for a true like good book recommendation

2233
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:19,040
i will be i'll be serious about it

2234
01:22:16,719 --> 01:22:19,040
once

2235
01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:24,880
and once is all you get and then yep

2236
01:22:22,400 --> 01:22:26,560
just like one part-time hypnotist that's

2237
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:28,239
it

2238
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:29,679
yeah that is a good point between like a

2239
01:22:28,239 --> 01:22:31,520
party trick hypnotist and like a

2240
01:22:29,679 --> 01:22:33,120
hypnotherapist

2241
01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:35,280
you're like what

2242
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,719
what is your schooling in education

2243
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:39,040
right are you making people do the

2244
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:40,800
chicken dance on stage or were you

2245
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:43,360
making carrot do the chicken dance while

2246
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:45,920
she was relaying this

2247
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:47,600
traumatic experiences but also my other

2248
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:50,639
question because it's like a full-length

2249
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:54,400
book that the dirty ones was released as

2250
01:22:50,639 --> 01:22:57,040
um it's a pretty quick story

2251
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:58,719
in what actually happened where because

2252
01:22:57,040 --> 01:23:01,520
because they keep being like

2253
01:22:58,719 --> 01:23:03,440
oh well if we actually sat down and we

2254
01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:04,400
all got to the mansion at the beginning

2255
01:23:03,440 --> 01:23:06,239
of the book

2256
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:08,960
and conor was reading out loud if we'd

2257
01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:10,400
pushed through another chapter two the

2258
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,760
real truth would have come out we would

2259
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:13,520
have all been able to like formulate

2260
01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,600
this game plan moving forward so i'm

2261
01:23:13,520 --> 01:23:17,679
like how long was the book

2262
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:20,320
if we're gonna get those answers well

2263
01:23:17,679 --> 01:23:22,239
how fast was conor reading i don't know

2264
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,000
i don't know i just

2265
01:23:22,239 --> 01:23:26,719
that's the review guys

2266
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:30,400
that's the review we have four out of 15

2267
01:23:26,719 --> 01:23:34,320
to 20 homemade journals and one partner

2268
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:36,800
part-time hypnotist not a hypnotherapist

2269
01:23:34,320 --> 01:23:38,960
um that is our final offer on the radio

2270
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:41,040
in this book but it truly it is a fun

2271
01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:42,719
it's a fun read it is a fun read you'll

2272
01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:44,880
have a lot of questions that will go

2273
01:23:42,719 --> 01:23:48,400
unanswered that we will commiserate with

2274
01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:49,840
you when you get there um actually well

2275
01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:52,239
we've already you already listened to

2276
01:23:49,840 --> 01:23:54,400
the whole review you probably don't

2277
01:23:52,239 --> 01:23:56,719
don't have the same questions

2278
01:23:54,400 --> 01:23:58,159
i mean you might

2279
01:23:56,719 --> 01:24:01,360
because i don't think we answered them

2280
01:23:58,159 --> 01:24:03,360
you know that i if anything i think our

2281
01:24:01,360 --> 01:24:06,239
debrief has caused more questions than

2282
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:08,800
answers so yeah that's it four out of 15

2283
01:24:06,239 --> 01:24:11,600
to 20 homemade journals and one

2284
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:13,440
part-time hypnotist is our final review

2285
01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:14,960
let us know your thoughts on this one

2286
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:17,920
thanks for coming and having fun with us

2287
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:19,440
today have a great day gentle reader

2288
01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:21,840
what no

2289
01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:24,159
i hated that i hated that as it was

2290
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:27,840
coming out of my mouth but i did it all

2291
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:28,880
right gentle reader you heard me

2292
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:30,480
i

2293
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:31,920
like that made me feel

2294
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:34,320
like what i imagined when you said

2295
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:36,560
gentle reader was you like caressing the

2296
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:39,040
back of your hand down someone's face

2297
01:24:36,560 --> 01:24:42,560
being like hey gentleman really intense

2298
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:45,440
eye contact yes like no no blinking

2299
01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:48,560
anyway we apologize my husband asked for

2300
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:50,800
a smut shout out so here it is babe yeah

2301
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:52,639
that's it hey matt you're great i've

2302
01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:54,320
never actually had the chance to meet

2303
01:24:52,639 --> 01:24:55,360
you in real life

2304
01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:57,440
um

2305
01:24:55,360 --> 01:24:59,440
you're great i can't wait for that that

2306
01:24:57,440 --> 01:25:00,880
day to be upon us at some point yeah

2307
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:02,560
we'll just keep doing this forever yeah

2308
01:25:00,880 --> 01:25:04,560
we hope you have a wonderful rest your

2309
01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:07,760
day bye

2310
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:10,400
next week on smut club um we were having

2311
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:13,199
a conversation recently about

2312
01:25:10,400 --> 01:25:14,960
wanting to give you a name other than

2313
01:25:13,199 --> 01:25:15,920
friends so we were kind of going between

2314
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:19,679
like

2315
01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:23,040
smut puppies and smut [ __ ] yeah my

2316
01:25:19,679 --> 01:25:24,960
husband's vote is for smut [ __ ]

2317
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:26,400
maybe we could just do like

2318
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,920
a variety

2319
01:25:26,400 --> 01:25:31,440
between them

2320
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:33,360
or like a scale like maybe like

2321
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:36,320
smut puppy it's like you've dipped your

2322
01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:40,400
toe in and then you're a [ __ ] pup

2323
01:25:36,320 --> 01:25:42,639
yeah and then you're a smut [ __ ] yes

2324
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:44,639
you guys let us know

2325
01:25:42,639 --> 01:25:47,120
let us know if you want to be called any

2326
01:25:44,639 --> 01:25:49,760
of those because consent is important

2327
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:51,520
and it matters yeah and

2328
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:53,440
you know names are also important and we

2329
01:25:51,520 --> 01:25:54,800
don't want to give you a name you hate

2330
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:57,440
honestly my husband's just really

2331
01:25:54,800 --> 01:25:59,760
excited about shirts that say smut [ __ ]

2332
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:00,719
on them and have

2333
01:25:59,760 --> 01:26:05,040
uh

2334
01:26:00,719 --> 01:26:08,159
flowers and [ __ ] in his words on them

2335
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:10,159
it like smut [ __ ] feels to me like

2336
01:26:08,159 --> 01:26:12,800
something that you would find in an in

2337
01:26:10,159 --> 01:26:15,760
an adult coloring book

2338
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:18,159
surrounded by some flowers yeah i could

2339
01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:18,159
see that

2340
01:26:18,880 --> 01:26:24,239
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2341
01:26:21,840 --> 01:26:26,719
we hope it was good for you because it

2342
01:26:24,239 --> 01:26:28,719
sure was great for us

2343
01:26:26,719 --> 01:26:30,800
if you're digging what we're doing it

2344
01:26:28,719 --> 01:26:32,880
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2345
01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:34,719
rate and review the show wherever you're

2346
01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:37,360
listening right now

2347
01:26:34,719 --> 01:26:38,800
maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

2348
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:40,239
an ear

2349
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:41,920
we love you

2350
01:26:40,239 --> 01:26:44,480
we appreciate you

2351
01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:47,090
and we'll see you next week

2352
01:26:44,480 --> 01:26:52,260
stay spotty

2353
01:26:47,090 --> 01:26:52,260
[Music]

2354
01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,480
you