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INTRO: In each of us there burns
the soul of a podcast. In every

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generation, a few are chosen to
prove it. Long ago, that fake

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compelled to friends to watch a
discus every piece of Mortal

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Kombat and media they can find.

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Neal: Corey and Neal must join
forces to rewatch every episode

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of Mortal Kombat conquest in a
new way. Commentary,

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Corey: yes, what I found,

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Neal: what did you find?

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Corey: I went to a store the
other day? No, because for the

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time being, we're still allowed
to do that. I think, you know,

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the day is coming, where I think
stores will just kind of stop

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existing, and like human society
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we'll have to like maybe go to
space, and try to find some

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stuff there to maybe fix our
Earth problems, but I don't want

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to get into that. What I want to
get to is that I think the store

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is selling some stuff that maybe
we found there.

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Neal: space, space stuff, cursed
space objects.

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Corey: So I'm holding in my hand
a regular bottle. Uh huh. In

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very few ways. It's a pretty
weird bottle.

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Neal: Actually. Bait and Switch
Jesus.

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Corey: It's 710 milliliters. Do
the math.

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Neal: Regular bottle psych not
regular at all. Well,

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Corey: it says limited edition
on it. So how could it be a

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regular bottle because I'm
holding condescension,

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condescension condensation. A
very condescending bottle of

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everyone's favorite sports
drink. dripping with

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condensation. Oh, no. But
something looks a little wrong

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with this one. What's wrong?
This is a bottle of Gatorade.

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Yeah, the athletes. sweet milk.
That is a limited edition All

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Black Label. Black ice. Black
ice pitch black liquid needs

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Jesus Christ shone a light. You
would see nothing. It looks like

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oil out of a car that's been
that thoroughly used, but it

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lacks the consistency. All
right, hold on. Much like my

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grasp on the English language. I
lacked the consistency

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Neal: Corey don't do not drink
this. Don't drink this.

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Corey: That's never stopped us
before.

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Neal: Sure. Have you seen a
little movie called? I don't

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know. Prometheus.

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Corey: Yes, but not recently. So
I don't remember. I know that

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there was black stuff in it. But
I don't remember what happened.

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I'm sure it went fine. Right.
Maybe

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Neal: maybe a little film called
Alien Covenant.

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Corey: I haven't that one. I got
it level with you. I skipped out

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on that one.

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Neal: Have you have you have you
not heard of chemical? A zero

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dash 395 9x point nine one dash
one five.

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Corey: Did you have that in your
head to say it?

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Neal: No, I did not. I had to
look at

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Corey: oh my god, that would
have been awesome. No, I haven't

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heard of that. Ever. I've never
heard of that series of letters

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and numbers in my life,

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Neal: bro. That's the pathogen.
That's the that's the fire of

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Prometheus right there. That's
the engineer goo. Do not drink

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that.

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Corey: But the caps already
open.

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Neal: Don't know. Don't. Don't
come in contact with it's gonna

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swim around in your eyeball and
mutate you from the inside.

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Practice was a condescending
cautionary tale. I

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Corey: just drank it. Fuck. I
was joking. He told me not to

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drink it. I was drinking. Good.
Now I'm trying to figure out

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what it's supposed to taste
like. It's like death. They say

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steaks

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Neal: spaceless

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Corey: I think we have a bit of
an Iron Brew situation. Oh, in

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that. I can't know. Bear with
me. In that. I can't tell what

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it's supposed to taste like. It
doesn't taste bad. per se. Um,

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it doesn't taste great. I would
drink it. I will drink it. I

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would drink it. But if I was in
a store or space really? And I

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had this or like, either blue
Gatorade. Sure, yeah, blues,

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which presumably we're also
sending to space like pale blue

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or regular blue. Uh huh. I would
rather I would sooner drink

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Rayden or Sub-Zero flavor.
Gatorade than the Prometheus goo

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Neal: Gatorade, frost maybe
maybe some monster hydro. Blue.

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Cool.

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Corey: I will say G two can go
fuck itself. fucking sucks. Is

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it? No, G two. No, it's not all
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Neal: Or is what is G two? Like
the like the watered down

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version?

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Corey: It's like Diet Coke.
Gatorade.

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Neal: Sure. Yeah,

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Corey: it's bad. I don't like
it. All right. Um, it's not

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good. I had some other joke. I
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I don't remember what it was. It
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Anyway, so I'm drinking black
Gatorade, which really sounds

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like a sentence you shouldn't
legally be allowed to say sure.

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But yet, she persisted.

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Neal: Somebody on Reddit asked
Reddit said, What flavor is

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black ice Gatorade?

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Corey: That's not what that
subreddit is for

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Neal: the top top. Answer. Black

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Corey: tastes like black. Uh
huh. Um, now

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Neal: it's possible that someone
hit enter a little too quick

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because somebody else followed
up with black currant.

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Corey: Isn't that what an Iron
Brew supposed to taste like? I

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think so. Hey on.

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Neal: Yeah. And then someone
says grape someone says

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Blackberry. So want to say says
certainly not grape fierce grape

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should never have left. So good.
So now we're getting

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Corey: quite sweet and has a
deep flavor of black currant.

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Neal: Uh huh. Yeah,

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Corey: so maybe looking drinks
tastes the same.

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Neal: Maybe they do. Well, they
don't. Exactly they don't but

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they're supposed to. Why are
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colors if they're both black
curls? Like, like iron urn

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brood? Did some

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Corey: maybe black currant is
like a stage name and it's

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actually an orange Berry.

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Neal: My boyfriend said it
tastes like watered down

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original monster but without the
grossness

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Corey: what does that mean? What
does that what does that mean

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for so many reasons not the
least of which not carbonated

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Neal: but but she or they would
describe it as unique as a

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unique strawberry but their
boyfriend says originally I

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don't think we're gonna get to
the bottom of this. That someone

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else just thrown out concept
BlackBerry maybe question mark

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like they've clearly never had
this drink. But they just want

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to wait yeah, what it could
taste like get out of here. This

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underscore performance
underscore for 2612 days ago.

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Why does that have an upvote?
You know what? Taking that up,

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vote away.

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Corey: Anyway. Dumb drinks are
back

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Neal: down. Drinks are back,
baby. So what are we doing

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today, Cory?

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Corey: Oh, I don't know. We're
watching. Mortal Kombat

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conquest. I know that Mortal
Kombat

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Neal: conquest episode 11.
thicker than blood. Should we

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find out who our combatant of
the week is? Cory? Yeah.

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Combatants of the week. Eva
Mendes. Kasara. Scorpion. It's

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Eva Mendes. It's Eva Mendez.
Dude, this is the Eva Mendes

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episode.

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Corey: Finally,

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Neal: I also Kisara and Scorpion
are here. But come on. It's the

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Eva Mendes. She's She's the
combatant of the week.

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Corey: Yeah, it's not going to
be the other guy.

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Neal: It's not going to EcoStar
No. Just to recap, as far as I

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have been keeping track, we have
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And I believe one Hora Kiri. 13
confirmed apples. I think we're

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gonna get another one in this
maybe two because there's like a

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big eaten scene in this one. And
we've got we've definitely got

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more than two broken tables, but
I have at least two broken

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tables on the list. So that's
where we're at going into this

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episode. Cory Are you ready to
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Corey: Not quite yet. Actually.
No. Okay, I'm gonna need a

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second because I had the wrong
thing open. Today good live

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podcasting for everybody. I just
closed audition and then opened

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it again as if that was going to
be with fucking episode was for

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the second time in a row.

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Neal: Ban that said pathogens
really getting to you? Do I get

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the not good. Got the alien
vapors. Hey, question. Do you

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remember the Gatorade
commercials? Where it was like

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athletes like sweating? Yeah.
And the sweat was the color of

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the Gatorade. They were drinking

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Corey: weight. They were
sweating the color of the

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Gatorade. They were drinking.
Yes. Yeah, I might vaguely

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remember that. Okay,

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Neal: because I'm just thinking
about this. This ink colored

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Midnight Black Gatorade in one
of those commercials would be

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kind of terrifying and feel like
a scene straight out of

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Corey: What a lot of people
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Neal: It might have been
actually might have been I bet

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they did because it was this.
This is a the black ice was

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originally made for the Spanish
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Corey: I believe. So I don't
know. What do you think I did

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research?

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Neal: Maybe there was like a
local Prometheus tie in? Yeah,

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initially made in 1988 for the
Spanish market. Okay, that

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predates Prometheus a little
bit. Okay. 1988 1988 do you

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think you're drinking like an
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bottle of black Gatorade right?
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Corey: no because the bottle
wasn't the shape. They could

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have re bottled it but that's
not original because it wouldn't

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be the same mold fucked up
plastic open up the old plastic

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poured then it would be this
there's no BPA in it all right,

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Neal: are you ready? Yeah. Okay
just as a reminder to everyone

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we're gonna count down we're
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you hit play on fight all right,
round 11 321 Fight

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Corey: Well, that's what I meant
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guess it also is a reused set,
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Neal: But this part of it's new
we're watching Scorpion just

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kicked some dudes ass is one of
them we know is bizarre, because

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we've seen this before. Right?
In his little like hell

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dimension here. Yeah, I really
liked this set. This is cool.

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Corey: Yeah, it's nice to see
something new in the grand

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scheme of things because it does
get a little bit samey

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Neal: right too much too much
fusion market and the courtyard

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outside the trading post. In the
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haven't really been called the
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through so obviously Chris
Cassamassa is back as Scorpion

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in this episode. The man the
myth, the legend. And we got

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Dean Cochran has Khazar

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Corey: the country music stars
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Neal: he was in he was a
production manager on Ad Astra

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and the Assassin's Creed movie.
And he plays Rocky Balboa and

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Rambo in Meet the Spartans. So
he's like a does he

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Corey: look? That's unfortunate.

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Neal: Does he look like
Sylvester Stallone to you?

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Corey: I'd love to see his face
again. Well, you're gonna see

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plenty in this episode. Yeah, we
just need to wait for the close

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Neal: Keep it on your mind. That
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He was also in a short called
cats on a plane. That sounds

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delightful. Does it? I don't
know. Anyway, motorcycle gang

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member in Batman and Robin and
Tobias high did an episode of

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silk stockings called Exit the
dragon. He doesn't. He doesn't.

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He does not currently. No, no.

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Corey: It also probably didn't
at the time and frankly, I doubt

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they cared all that much.

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Neal: I don't Yeah, for me the
Spartans. They probably didn't

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care. We need a guy to maybe in
2008 He looked exactly like God

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this Scorpion voice. It's not
the best. Yeah. It's better than

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it wasn't the pilot. If in
Warrior eternal part two. You

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remember that? Yeah, like that
was that was Scorpion is no

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more. Or Takeda is no more I am
Scorpion. Like it was real

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robotic. Darkness. What else was
the sky in Days of Our Lives?

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Over the hills? 90210 Amityville
1992 It's about time. Cory.

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That's one for your list.

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Corey: th why me?

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Neal: Yeah, it's a it's about
haunted spices.

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Corey: It's about time. Hey, yo,

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Neal: hold on. There you go.
Given out pity rim shots. Yeah.

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Corey: just a funny sentence.

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Neal: Mortal Kombat. You know,
we don't know who does the

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announcer voice for the thing. I
feel like that's an oversight on

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our part. Like the voiceover
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Corey: I was drinking like
Gatorade.

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Neal: I couldn't answer. You
just miss Kung Lao sort of

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breaking a dude's arm?

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Corey: I didn't miss nothing.
I'm eyes on

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Neal: that Matt Damon. I don't
know. damn cool. I'll go a

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little hard. You're trying to
get warriors on your side. Not

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cripple the entire Earth room
force.

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Corey: I've never seen that
move. Where you hit me. You

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dick.

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Neal: This guy sucks. Yeah, just
big. This might be James Barthez

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var te es who's crazy young Matt
Damon. Credited as young man in

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this episode of conquest only

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Corey: young man Matt Dave

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Neal: but he already had his
Jason Bourne body.

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Unknown: Well, thank you for
turning post is mine now. I'm

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going to open up. Why don't you
give me a hand

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Neal: Kyle watt as mob leader
again, we've got weird people

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credited in this that aren't
showing up in episodes or

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whatever. I love the the
storyline that, that people are

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like they're trying to recruit
there's room fighters and

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Corey: they're only coming in to
teach Kung Lao or get cool

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moves. And then do what with
them use them aware. What do you

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Neal: mean? On the streets,
dude? And

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Corey: why do they live on the
fucking Streets of Rage?

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Neal: Yes. You've seen Zhu Zin.
You know, there's fights break

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out of the bowling ball games
all the time. Hey, it's it's Eva

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Corey: It's so jarring. And I
don't mean anything by this to

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the people that that are on this
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But you'll know what I mean in a
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jarring seeing a real celebrity
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Neal: someone who transcended
like, I mean, yeah, this is a

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don't get me wrong. I know what
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Corey: I now care deeply about
everybody on this show. But I

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was not like culturally aware of
any of them. Except for vaguely

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Paolo Montalban. Before watching
this show. I knew who Eva Mendes

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Neal: right and I think the what
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that she feels miscast in this
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Corey: Oh, yeah. Like should
that will become apparent. Not

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Neal: like she's the one who's
not fitting into the fantasy

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environment. No, they

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Corey: put somebody who works to
famous. And I mean that. No, you

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know what I mean? Like, you get
what my point is?

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Neal: Yeah, I do. I just like I
don't think she's got a lot of

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like fantasy credits under her
belt. Right? Like I'm looking at

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her

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Corey: Children of the Corn
five.

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Neal: There's that she deals
with terror but that was but

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even that was setting like
wasn't that set in like modern

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day? Yeah, well as I was just
fucking around, because I've

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seen that movie. Yeah, she's
well that she was in that with

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Greg Vaughan Of course. From a
friend of the show. How can I

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forget? From poison ivy the new
seduction and also the black

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dragon episode. Yeah, VIP. Urban
Legends Final Cut. too fast, too

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furious once upon a time in
Mexico. Not a lot of like,

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fantasy genre stuff on Eva
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and that's what I'm saying. She
doesn't seem to fit. Right. Like

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in that, that genre, I guess.
Also, she's super famous.

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Unknown: Or at least I don't
think so. You don't think he is?

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He's missing?

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Corey: We need to talk. I don't
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Okay, I guess we'll just talk
here in front of Tasha.

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Neal: Let's just talk in front
of Tasha.

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Corey: We're Tajik he convinced
me this is a good idea. I do

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like how nosy Tasha is in this
episode. Is this nosiness or is

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this just like earnest concern
for a missing person?

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Neal: I think it's nosiness.
Honestly, I don't think she's

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particularly concerned. I mean,
I guess Taj it probably would

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be, but I think that

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Corey: okay, no, she clearly is
not concerned. I remember her

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saying just when it was getting
good.

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Neal: Yeah, it's nosing this I
love this. I love that shot of

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old footage. Yeah, it because
you can tell they just like

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barely, like cropped out. Like
Lukang and Johnny Wong like Did

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you see it? Was there a boom
mic? No, I'm just kidding. I'm

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just telling jokes. I missed the
joke. Yeah. It wasn't funny.

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gonna mention one more time how
awesome Shao Kahn is thrown is

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it looks like it was designed
oft. It looks like it was

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designed by HR Gieger. A little
bit. I think it's probably hard

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in lined with spikes, but he's
like into it. You know what I

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mean?

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Corey: This Scorpion voice
sucks, man.

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Neal: I know. I'm not. I know. I
feel like the less it's it is

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hard when they when they make
Scorpion talk because at this

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point, he didn't really say
anything except get over here

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and come here. Right? So they
just didn't know what to do for

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a voice for

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Corey: the guy that has to say
toasty. 800 times so sure.

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Neal: And then smokes classic
line toasty and Sub-Zero is

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classic line. Hey, everybody,
chill, right? Or whatever he

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says. And then Johnny Cage is
classic line. Lights Camera

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traction.

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Corey: That's what you say when
you race cars. Start a race you

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just say Lights Camera traction?
Sure. Yeah. Lights Camera power

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steering.

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Neal: Do you know Jackie Bryant?
From Virtua Fighter I think is

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an f1 driver canonically in the
world of virtual fighter.

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Corey: No, I didn't know that
was just for you to say I

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thought you were asking me Hey,
do you know What is a real

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living person? Jackie Bryan is

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Neal: certainly not famous f1
racecar driver Jackie project

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Corey: does have a good point
that he does a lot of favors.

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And there is something funny
about leaving Kung Lao to just

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be like, Hey, can you do
customer service for the next

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six hours? Right?

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Neal: And Kung Lao was like, no,
no, no, until like, the hot

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chick shows up. And he's like,
Yeah, boy. Because he didn't

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talk, let

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Corey: me go to Eugene Appleby

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Neal: because Kung Lao is a
little fuck machine in this

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show.

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Corey: Do you get 1000 miles and
like whenever this is that would

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have taken a fucking while.

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Neal: That was yeah, that was
half his life probably probably

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like I'm sure he travelled by
like wagon

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right this is awkward. Dude.

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Corey: It looks the way they're
doing this like shot reverse

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shot is so clearly like these
shots are all from different

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dates.

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Neal: Oh, yeah. Clearly, you can
tell they may not even again

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maybe two bodies they might not
have been talking to each other.

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Yes, not once. I don't I think I
think I think

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Corey: given the shooting
schedule I suspect this had they

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probably needed to shoot talking
to each other. Probably but it's

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time do you think they have

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Neal: I don't know. Maybe like
they had like Eva Mendes

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shooting her Kisara scenes. Like
we gotta get we'll put the

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second the second unit on Siro
and I don't know dude. It looks

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filmed differently to like, does
it look like it's filmed

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differently?

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Corey: This does really, it's
hard to do. This actually kind

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of sucks. Yeah. If you have
family members that you don't

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like you are obligated to be
nice to them is she's making

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toxic relationships

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Neal: with your family. Too bad
go help them. I mean, Qatar is

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not I mean, I guess Qatar did
sort of get radicalized by like,

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a Scorpion. Like the the Asian
version of Jordan Peterson.

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Wait.

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Corey: I need you to justify
what what like he's got he's got

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like his like little men's

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Neal: rights like yeah, in this.

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Corey: I don't think it's men's
rights. It's an army.

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Neal: Okay, all right. I'm just
saying.

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Corey: Well, I just I didn't I
don't get it. I don't.

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Neal: I'm saying like He's like,
he's like preying on like, like

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dudes with like, low self esteem
like bizarre because of the way

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he was raised with in conflict
with his brother and his dad and

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forced to compete and then

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Corey: yeah, and he's like, he
talks like a fucking idiot.

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Yeah, so he's like the most the
most relatable thing would be to

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Jordan Peterson is about sound
stupid.

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Neal: But like so like he like
fell into this cold, right of

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like, No, we're gonna teach you
how to be like, cool, tough man.

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Man warriors. Our path is not
for the weak or whatever. He

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says 14,000 times and he like
gets radicalized into this like,

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Corey: yeah, army. I'm just
petting an orange.

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Neal: And like, he's like, super
possessive. Yeah, commercial

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Paul. He's like super possessive
over women

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Corey: versus over. All right.
God, that's the opening in that

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shot was literally just her
chest that's zoomed out

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Neal: from this this woman's
breasts. It has been shopping

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with Kung Lao for hours at this
point it seemed and bought

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nothing and then she just
fucking leaves like an advocate

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This is none of your business.
I'm just saying like.

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Corey: Score means at least at
least trying to teach these

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people valuable skills.

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Neal: I think you're given
Scorpion a little too much

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credit in this.

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Corey: I think you're giving
Jordan Peters too much.

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Neal: No, I'm not. I'm saying
they're both shitty.

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Corey: No, it's funnier to say
that Scorpion is better because

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that's a joke because he's a
literal demon.

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Neal: All right. All right.
Fair. got me scared for saying

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that. I was like, sound like I
was defending Jordan Peterson.

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Corey: No, but it's also funny
to say that Jordan Peterson's

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word is then a dude who was a
sculptor of faith that beats

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fire out of his mouth.

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Neal: It's fair. You're right.
You're

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Corey: and it is more valuable
to learn how to fight than it is

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toward anything about cleaning
your fucking room for

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Neal: cleaning your room. It's
what he talks about.

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Corey: At some point. He's like,
Yeah, clean your room. Because

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like, it'll save Western
society. I don't know. I didn't

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watch it. But like it'll

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Neal: save Western society.

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Corey: He's a fucking idiot. It
doesn't matter what he say.

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Neal: I'm thinking Scorpion is
definitely on some. Some MRA

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shit. That's my whole point.

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Corey: MRA men's rights

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Neal: activism.

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Corey: Didn't know it had an
acronym. We're gonna Pirates of

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the Caribbean.

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Neal: How do you we talked about
this last time. How do you get

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to this weird hell dimension?

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Corey: You got to answer Jordan
Peterson's riddles.

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Neal: You have to name six kinds
of serial while people beat the

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shit out of you or whatever the
proud boys do.

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Corey: What are you Why do you
know so much about this? What

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are you talking nobody knows
anything that you say anyway I

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don't know what any of this

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Neal: but how does he like
seriously like where is this

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place? Is it just like
underground and looks cool or

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probably between realms?

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Corey: No they have those
Phillips special fancy bulbs

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that you use your phone had they
just turned those red

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Neal: Philips Hue got you an
extraordinary spirit. Yeah I

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just well because it like they
obviously tried to make it look

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like whatever world Johnny Cage
and Scorpion fought in in the

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movie on Shang Tsung island. But
that was like in our world at

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that point. So is this like a
weird little pocket dimension is

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my question. And no, I don't
think it's that deep. Okay, they

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just don't it's just a place
because he also didn't explain

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it in the movie. So it could be
anywhere. Really? I guess. I'm

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00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:05,640
gonna

445
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:10,380
Corey: read sharpen my blood
knife. Is that a knife? Kung Lao

446
00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:13,440
gave him I can't believe I said
it was okay to use Jen's old

447
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,770
room.

448
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:19,440
Neal: Right and just wild I
guess for Hannah. It's okay. But

449
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,210
for Siro when he's drunk, it's
not okay.

450
00:26:22,110 --> 00:26:25,770
Unknown: Then help me. Let me
hear it from you. You've never

451
00:26:25,770 --> 00:26:28,830
told me anything about your
family, where you're from

452
00:26:28,950 --> 00:26:29,730
nothing to tell.

453
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:37,500
Corey: I couldn't sleep. I
couldn't sleep. Tasha, you can't

454
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:40,650
just hear about 15 seconds ago.
No to say that she said up in

455
00:26:40,650 --> 00:26:42,210
the room. She's like, I can't
sleep.

456
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:47,550
Neal: It's been zero minutes.
It's been no time at all. Like

457
00:26:47,550 --> 00:26:53,250
she hasn't even tried. But to
her credit, like she's worried

458
00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:59,460
about Kisara right. And then
this is where the episode fails

459
00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:03,480
the Bechtel test. Because all
they're gonna do is talk about

460
00:27:03,540 --> 00:27:04,590
Siro and bizarre

461
00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:15,930
starring Tom Cruise and what's
her name Cameron DS.

462
00:27:17,670 --> 00:27:19,110
Corey: I don't know what that
joke means.

463
00:27:20,039 --> 00:27:21,149
Neal: It was a movie night and
day.

464
00:27:24,090 --> 00:27:29,820
Corey: Event Siro and Kasara
possibly have to do with Tom

465
00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:33,090
Cruise and the other name that
you said. Cameron

466
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:39,090
Neal: Siro is clearly Tom Cruise
right and Kisara is absolutely

467
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,210
the Cameron Diaz of Mortal
Kombat conquest.

468
00:27:43,290 --> 00:27:46,380
Corey: Eva Mendez is famously
the Eva Mendes of

469
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:51,180
Neal: Eva Mendes is the Lucy Liu
of this and then I don't know

470
00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:53,730
something Charlie's Angels.

471
00:27:56,220 --> 00:27:57,990
Corey: And then something
Charlie's Angels.

472
00:27:58,350 --> 00:28:03,360
Neal: Yeah. This the I'm tired,
do

473
00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:07,140
Corey: ya? What are we really
firing on? What I would describe

474
00:28:07,140 --> 00:28:10,380
is all cylinders. Dear listener,
you be the judge.

475
00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:13,170
Neal: We seem to be a little
off. It's all right. We're

476
00:28:13,170 --> 00:28:15,780
releasing this anyway. Because
why not? We gotta release

477
00:28:15,780 --> 00:28:18,480
something. I just put like a
header. Like, I'd be like,

478
00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,340
warning. This is not a good one.

479
00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:23,490
Corey: I don't think that's
maybe our finest decision.

480
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:27,300
Really. We got to save that
admission for 17 minutes into

481
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:31,530
the episode of television. So
then people don't realize it's a

482
00:28:31,530 --> 00:28:32,280
black Gatorade.

483
00:28:32,730 --> 00:28:35,040
Neal: It's a five but it has Eva
Mendes in it.

484
00:28:36,750 --> 00:28:39,420
Corey: He's attend but he does a
podcast about Mortal Kombat.

485
00:28:41,610 --> 00:28:43,050
That is itself a fun

486
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:55,110
show, but he let Kung Lao break
his arm in one place

487
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:59,130
Neal: he's attend but he doesn't
get along with his brother or

488
00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:04,320
his dad and 1000 miles to get
away from him. them whatever

489
00:29:05,490 --> 00:29:07,440
Corey: she's attended but she
shouldn't be here

490
00:29:10,410 --> 00:29:13,050
Neal: she's attend but she's in
a codependent relationship with

491
00:29:13,050 --> 00:29:13,800
Khazar

492
00:29:15,750 --> 00:29:17,610
Corey: he's attend but he's kiss

493
00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:21,960
Neal: as real to energy do

494
00:29:26,970 --> 00:29:28,890
I mean, there's this is just a
very long

495
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,800
Corey: exposition. This is this
is one of the largest dialogue

496
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:34,140
seats they've ever had
absolutely insane.

497
00:29:34,140 --> 00:29:38,010
Neal: All of this to say Siro
and cathartic. We're always

498
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,230
having to compete with each
other because of their shitty

499
00:29:40,230 --> 00:29:41,910
dad. And then

500
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,790
Corey: I am feeling very tired.
We have been talking for five

501
00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,650
minutes after you put me to bed
six minutes ago,

502
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:50,130
Neal: Eva Mendes. She fell in
love with Kozar because kasar

503
00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:53,520
made it known that he needed her
and Siro didn't make it known

504
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,330
that he needed her. And that's
some codependent shit. It's

505
00:29:57,330 --> 00:30:00,690
unhealthy. It's toxic
relationship and Wonder dude ran

506
00:30:00,690 --> 00:30:11,400
off and join a cult? Yeah, it's
bad news bears dude. And now he

507
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,990
and his boy are gonna kidnap
her.

508
00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,850
Corey: She's attended but she's
easily kidnapped by

509
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,430
Neal: he's attend but he's
trying to kidnap his girlfriend

510
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,770
to join a cult

511
00:30:26,340 --> 00:30:28,710
Corey: he's attended what he's
been doing the same joke for

512
00:30:28,710 --> 00:30:29,610
three minutes

513
00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:37,830
Neal: Yeah, this is I mean, this
is just toxic relationship all

514
00:30:37,830 --> 00:30:38,040
over the

515
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,200
Corey: place. Just not a lot to
comment on here.

516
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,700
Neal: It's just kind of
depressing, right? Like it's

517
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,160
just kind of sad. I don't know.

518
00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:56,850
Corey: Would you like to join
scorpions death army and also

519
00:30:58,260 --> 00:30:59,430
get married.

520
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:04,080
Neal: Let's make it clear.
Kisara went missing. went

521
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,440
missing. Eva Mendes traveled all
the way to fusion to like get

522
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:11,130
serious help in finding this man
who went missing because our

523
00:31:11,130 --> 00:31:16,320
went missing to join a warrior
cult and is now back in secret

524
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,500
trying to kidnap her after he
stalked her through the city.

525
00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:24,600
Right. Was he eating an apple?
Or did I imagine that

526
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:27,150
Corey: it looks more like an
orange to me, but I'm willing to

527
00:31:27,150 --> 00:31:30,330
write it down as an apple by
virtue of Apple meaning fruit.

528
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,440
Neal: We're gonna say 14
confirmed apples for that one.

529
00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:39,480
And then like his dude, just
like knocks her out. Hey, I

530
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:43,920
Corey: was talking to her. This
is just like red flags.

531
00:31:44,370 --> 00:31:50,730
Neal: All over the place, man. I
like this when they bam. The

532
00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:56,730
double dose kicks the kicks.
Yeah, dude, it's good. Because

533
00:31:56,730 --> 00:31:58,590
they I mean, they go to try to
like hold the door close. And he

534
00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:03,030
just like kicks through that
motherfucker. This is a badass

535
00:32:03,030 --> 00:32:06,120
Kung Lao in this episode. I'm
not gonna lie. Like this is good

536
00:32:06,150 --> 00:32:11,070
Kung Lao on this one that I'm
remembering it I mean, the

537
00:32:11,070 --> 00:32:14,940
episode started with him
breaking dudes are so like,

538
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,810
dude, just like not holding back
anymore. Obviously.

539
00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:29,160
The close quarters fights are
always pretty good. But there

540
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,550
have been how many fights at
this point in Jen's room like 70

541
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:33,960
It's a good fighting

542
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,450
Corey: location and maybe Kung
Lao should treat it with a

543
00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:37,590
little bit more tact.

544
00:32:38,130 --> 00:32:42,510
Neal: Maybe you think every time
they break stuff in here he like

545
00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:47,370
replaces it. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Like he's had to fix that

546
00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:51,570
window like seven times. And
he's gonna have to fix it again

547
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,220
because then he kick I can't
believe

548
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:56,460
Corey: Siro stopping the
fighting now now he's like, oh,

549
00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:58,590
right now I now I care about
what's happening. Fuck the

550
00:32:58,590 --> 00:32:59,370
window again.

551
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:11,460
Neal: We got to fix the window
again. God dammit I know it's my

552
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:27,210
brother. bump bump. Ah You're
right. Did he hit again, red

553
00:33:27,210 --> 00:33:28,650
flags all over the place, dude.

554
00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:41,130
He does. Oh shit. It's the
torture time one episode where

555
00:33:41,130 --> 00:33:53,460
they just torture czars return
forcing them to meet Arizona

556
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,070
Sora has got a better Scorpion
voice than Scorpion does. I'm

557
00:33:59,070 --> 00:33:59,670
not gonna lie.

558
00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:04,500
Corey: Yes, Scorpion voice is
bad. Right? And I know it's

559
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:10,020
boring to keep saying hey, the
Scorpion was bad. But uh it

560
00:34:10,020 --> 00:34:10,590
ain't good.

561
00:34:10,620 --> 00:34:15,600
Neal: But listen to those Kasara
pipes though. Like they should

562
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:20,370
have dubbed them or something.
Did I lose or just gotten Ed

563
00:34:20,370 --> 00:34:23,250
Boon to do all the Scorpion
lines in that yelling voice?

564
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,890
That would have been fun. Right?
Yeah. Just screamed to every

565
00:34:28,890 --> 00:34:36,870
line. Commercial he's attend but
he yells all the time.

566
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,460
Corey: Versus over pa

567
00:34:40,529 --> 00:34:44,009
Neal: Oh, there's a fun
establishing shot. Where's

568
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:47,429
Alright, so now Siro is just
gonna torture this Scorpion

569
00:34:47,429 --> 00:34:51,779
ninja. Right. Knife to his
throat. He was like tied to a

570
00:34:51,779 --> 00:34:59,969
column. Jesus Christ. You said
he wanted you to join Scorpion.

571
00:35:00,749 --> 00:35:08,639
scorpions dead forgot scorpions
dead I saw him fall into a lava

572
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:11,909
pit that when the earth cracked
open he fell in and then the

573
00:35:11,909 --> 00:35:14,909
earth sealed back up over top of
him that's how I know he's dead

574
00:35:19,529 --> 00:35:22,109
fucking burn on the linkway do
Jesus Christ

575
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,890
Unknown: it is Scorpion. He's
recruiting fighters here on

576
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:33,360
earth realm Sora is an army
something like that I couldn't

577
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,860
follow it all talked about
brotherhood and movement point

578
00:35:37,860 --> 00:35:38,250
is

579
00:35:41,310 --> 00:35:45,540
Neal: see dude it's like a cold

580
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,670
Corey: I mean I did not think it
was a call it's pretty clearly a

581
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,090
cult.

582
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:59,460
Neal: And I'm just you know,
it's just saying this is this is

583
00:35:59,460 --> 00:36:02,520
just this is just this is a
cautionary tale of an episode

584
00:36:02,550 --> 00:36:05,460
like the whole thing like
there's just too much going on

585
00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:12,300
here dude like there's family
drama relationship drama,

586
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:17,430
political drama it's all it's
just so much this is a heavy

587
00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:21,720
episode. Yeah. For for Mortal
Kombat conquest to tackle all of

588
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:24,570
these major issues you know

589
00:36:32,670 --> 00:36:36,900
Unknown: think he's lost Siro?
So are you

590
00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:41,160
do care but I can't save

591
00:36:45,330 --> 00:36:50,370
Neal: Is it is it serious job to
save him? Oh, no, no,

592
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,730
Corey: no, I don't think so. Why
would it be i They're just

593
00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:57,090
saying that because they're like
family. Right? Right. But like I

594
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:59,430
don't know. I don't really I
don't feel that way.

595
00:37:00,060 --> 00:37:03,270
Neal: If a man is is like in a
few years, I will start in too

596
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:05,940
fast too furious. And if that
franchise has taught us

597
00:37:05,940 --> 00:37:08,670
anything, it's the importance of
family

598
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:12,180
Corey: if that franchise has
taught us anything It's Monica

599
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:22,260
go Oh, god, that's like one of
the funniest things you could

600
00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:22,920
yell I think

601
00:37:23,879 --> 00:37:24,929
Neal: I can shall rule

602
00:37:31,830 --> 00:37:36,480
but the thing about the they
were about shows in family but

603
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:39,510
yeah, so I guess this is kind of
what Sora is like been sucked

604
00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:42,690
into a cult thing and he's
chosen the family. This is all

605
00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:47,280
just complicated. Also really
realizing how much the Scorpion

606
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:54,690
mask looks like a face hugger if
you're successful expendable.net

607
00:37:57,570 --> 00:38:06,480
strong enough like the cheap
pranks she pranks to get through

608
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:06,960
this

609
00:38:14,370 --> 00:38:17,340
Corey: she and cola would
probably get along on account of

610
00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:18,780
the whole bait and switch

611
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:24,690
Neal: probably feet I think
kills him anyway Scorpion

612
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:33,060
because as he will remind us now
here he reminded us their path

613
00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:36,900
is only open to the strong or
something like that. Where their

614
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,300
path is not open to the week I
don't remember he just said

615
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:49,260
so I'm just hanging out in the
in the woods bizarre and Eva

616
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,150
Mendez. What's your real name,
Hannah?

617
00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:54,810
Corey: Yes, well, I mean other
way around, but yeah. Or a

618
00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:55,260
character's

619
00:38:55,260 --> 00:39:01,140
Neal: name? Sorry. character's
name is Hannah. Yeah. So I don't

620
00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,090
know I'm obsessed with how to
get to the Scorpion place it

621
00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:04,650
must be in the woods right

622
00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:17,490
Oh shit. Oh no. I can Bugs Bunny
style captured in that joke

623
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:22,020
Corey: I just made came true
immediately. She is using her

624
00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:23,400
bait and switch skills.

625
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,690
Neal: With the help of Kung Lao
and everyone though

626
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:31,920
Corey: he did to get out his
classic torturing saw quite a

627
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:32,400
bit worried

628
00:39:35,670 --> 00:39:36,630
Neal: his pendulum

629
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,360
was just so consumed with
jealousy Jesus Christ

630
00:39:51,570 --> 00:39:53,520
Corey: jealousy I don't know is
that anything?

631
00:39:55,470 --> 00:40:02,370
Unknown: No. Stop Have you
stopped me from finally doing

632
00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:06,900
something for myself? By
swallowing some line of crap

633
00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,960
Scorpion fed you topical

634
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:20,039
Corey: finally, something
topical. These are these

635
00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:26,939
important subjects more fucking
1995 or whatever.

636
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,340
Neal: Like to 9999 I

637
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:32,970
Corey: think by now. Yeah. The
good news.

638
00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:37,110
Neal: Sure just shows how much
things have not changed. Right?

639
00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,740
Corey: The first two years of my
life and this sort of have just

640
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,930
sort of continued half a day
from there and a cycle

641
00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:44,340
Neal: 1998

642
00:40:44,730 --> 00:40:47,850
Corey: I'm so mad I need to
untie you to fucking throw you

643
00:40:47,850 --> 00:40:48,600
into all

644
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:53,100
Neal: this episode of air
December 98

645
00:40:53,370 --> 00:40:57,750
Corey: You're a pussy fight me?
Right? I'm afraid I wouldn't

646
00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:00,960
stop this is toxic masculinity
in action. Yeah, it

647
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:07,260
Neal: is dude. And it gives
Scorpion power in this universe.

648
00:41:08,730 --> 00:41:10,440
Right like he's like, I'm not
gonna fight you. You can fight

649
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,700
my boy Kung Lao champion of
Mortal Kombat. Right.

650
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:26,310
We can go to try to recruit them
into their cold. See, that's how

651
00:41:26,310 --> 00:41:28,650
you get people out of cold. So
you convince them to join other

652
00:41:28,650 --> 00:41:29,010
cults.

653
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:30,750
Corey: It just stops being a
call at a certain point.

654
00:41:32,010 --> 00:41:37,170
Unknown: My help and timing can
be great. Or you have a trainer.

655
00:41:37,650 --> 00:41:43,470
What does he offer? What do you
offer is all in place, a job

656
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:48,300
support to carry out His plan
and do the same?

657
00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:53,670
Neal: Much the same way you want
it to breathe sulfur all day

658
00:41:53,670 --> 00:41:54,090
long.

659
00:41:55,530 --> 00:41:59,040
Corey: Right? Yeah, you do like
sweaty? Yeah. Kassar,

660
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:06,150
Neal: we have a breeze up here.
Fresh air. Apples. Lots all the

661
00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:07,140
apples you can eat dude,

662
00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:09,360
Corey: you don't have to keep
watching the movie drive. Which

663
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,220
Scorpion won't stop watching and
quoting.

664
00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:16,650
Neal: You can also dress however
you want. Dude. He's just like

665
00:42:16,650 --> 00:42:27,090
me. I also love the Scorpion
absolutely watch his drive.

666
00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:30,900
Corey: Oh, yeah. He watched his
drive and to try to mimic that

667
00:42:30,900 --> 00:42:33,840
he bought the jacket off of like
a bootleg website and has been

668
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,280
working on a Mazda Miata

669
00:42:36,270 --> 00:42:37,620
Neal: working on a Mazda Miata.

670
00:42:38,940 --> 00:42:41,280
Corey: The recent course.

671
00:42:42,150 --> 00:42:45,720
Neal: Commercial, Paul they're
easy to overstuffing

672
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:50,190
Corey: he's not an expert. He's
good at fucking throwing snake

673
00:42:50,550 --> 00:42:53,850
chains. Right? Yeah, he doesn't
know cars like that.

674
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,800
Neal: It's a starter car first
Scorpion.

675
00:42:57,780 --> 00:42:59,670
Corey: Yeah, he's He's good. He
got like,

676
00:43:00,149 --> 00:43:02,549
Neal: did he get it in like the
Scorpion yellow?

677
00:43:02,879 --> 00:43:06,179
Corey: Yeah, and he's gonna He's
gonna put a turbo on it. I don't

678
00:43:06,179 --> 00:43:08,339
think they come turbo if they do
somebody's gonna know I'm a

679
00:43:08,339 --> 00:43:09,989
fraud and talking about this.

680
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,030
Neal: His license please get
renew wheels like it's made out

681
00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:17,700
of chain. It's one of those you
know, it can

682
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:21,720
Corey: shoot bullets. You can
take the uniform off now.

683
00:43:22,830 --> 00:43:24,690
Neal: It says only close. So
just remember we're gonna see

684
00:43:24,690 --> 00:43:26,490
him later. He's gonna be wearing
Ciro's clothes.

685
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,700
Corey: Scorpion knows I'm cool.
What if I am going to fucking

686
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,210
give a shit?

687
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:33,300
Neal: Yeah, and this is now
they're just going to talk about

688
00:43:33,300 --> 00:43:38,400
how much they hate their dad.
Right? Competition story of all

689
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,720
of our lives

690
00:43:45,300 --> 00:43:48,390
where you realize that Siro and
Taja Siro and Taja Siro and

691
00:43:48,390 --> 00:43:52,950
Kisara are the the Tavan and
Dagon of this universe dude,

692
00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:58,440
absolutely they are. proved me
wrong.

693
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,700
Unknown: Seeing you after all
these years, forced me to face

694
00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:12,870
the truth. That did this to us.
He drove us apart. It wasn't us.

695
00:44:12,930 --> 00:44:15,660
Neal: See, this is an artist
shit, dude.

696
00:44:17,790 --> 00:44:22,320
Unknown: We make our lives now.
Like you made yours. That didn't

697
00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:29,820
make you leave. And it did. And
now she's here. She's mine. Siro

698
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:30,720
Yes, she

699
00:44:31,709 --> 00:44:37,199
Neal: became Do you um, do you
believe these two men as

700
00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:37,859
brothers?

701
00:44:39,990 --> 00:44:45,060
Corey: Um, yeah. Enough

702
00:44:46,590 --> 00:44:48,960
Neal: even though one has an
accent and the other doesn't

703
00:44:55,830 --> 00:44:58,470
I guess after 1000 miles, maybe
there's some regional

704
00:44:58,470 --> 00:44:59,310
differences right?

705
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:08,850
Unknown: If you don't be safe
this I promise

706
00:45:13,950 --> 00:45:16,380
Neal: be nice to fight with you
for as long as he got through to

707
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:18,750
him, so that's good. Be nice to
have a brother after all this

708
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:22,290
time. Nice to see something like
wrap up nicely. You know Happy

709
00:45:22,290 --> 00:45:24,990
Ending the brothers getting
along. We're gonna have a nice

710
00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:27,450
meal together and the episode is
gonna end and everyone's gonna

711
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:29,580
have you know, they're gonna
have a new ally right

712
00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:36,000
Unknown: should we prepare to
bring him back? No, I will do it

713
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,190
alone. No one leaves us

714
00:45:45,570 --> 00:45:47,130
Neal: well, it's kind of a weird
scene, but I got a good feeling

715
00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:48,900
about the rest of this episode.
I think we're gonna have a nice

716
00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:50,700
happy ending look good. They
both

717
00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:54,510
Corey: love so leader at women
in the street. These two crosses

718
00:45:54,510 --> 00:45:59,610
the roads and posing Hey, Go
home to your wife, your wife.

719
00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:04,320
Neal: Go home to your wife. He's
like, of course my wife.

720
00:46:04,350 --> 00:46:09,510
Corey: Don't worry. I took half
of my call it fit off. Now I've

721
00:46:09,510 --> 00:46:11,370
just dressed like I'm doing
community theater.

722
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,210
Neal: Kisara is kind of a white
guy, isn't he? No,

723
00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:18,060
Corey: he was just clearing it
with it in the street life guys

724
00:46:18,060 --> 00:46:21,930
don't do that. He's a 10. But
he's leering at women in the

725
00:46:21,930 --> 00:46:22,470
street.

726
00:46:22,770 --> 00:46:26,670
Neal: He's a white guy, but he's
a 10. Wait. How awesome.

727
00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:27,870
Whatever.

728
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:35,370
I was waiting for another Kung
Lao likes to meditate by the

729
00:46:35,370 --> 00:46:39,570
lake. I think we only see the
lake once and it's when it's

730
00:46:39,570 --> 00:46:45,060
next episode. I think when when
Tasha is mourning her dead

731
00:46:45,060 --> 00:46:48,870
boyfriend who got melted by
reptile acids. Spoiler alert for

732
00:46:48,870 --> 00:46:49,530
next episode.

733
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,100
Corey: This episode feels cattle
alone.

734
00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:58,470
Neal: It does. This one's crazy

735
00:46:58,470 --> 00:47:00,720
Corey: because it's one of the
ones of this show where it's

736
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,670
setting up a bunch of things
that won't pay off.

737
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,770
Neal: It's mostly a lot of
exposition.

738
00:47:05,340 --> 00:47:08,070
Corey: Where does he go up a lot
of stuff and then I'll just say

739
00:47:08,070 --> 00:47:10,530
a few things don't break exactly
how you would help for some of

740
00:47:10,530 --> 00:47:11,550
these core characters.

741
00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:17,430
Neal: Are you seeing any apples
on the table? We've had a lot of

742
00:47:17,790 --> 00:47:20,970
changes in this series eating an
apple. Yes me.

743
00:47:21,330 --> 00:47:23,400
Corey: We've had a lot of outfit
changes in this one. He's

744
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,570
changed twice. Taj has changed
once. Eva Mendez has changed

745
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:31,500
twice. Yes, like this one's
fashion forward

746
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:36,300
Neal: 15 confirmed apples also
Siro is wearing his sleeveless

747
00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:38,640
shirt and Kisara is wearing his
sleeved shirt.

748
00:47:39,060 --> 00:47:39,900
Corey: His Church shirt.

749
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,810
Neal: I love that. Yeah. And
they're in there each wearing

750
00:47:42,810 --> 00:47:45,660
one of the two pairs of pants
Siro has the brown ones and the

751
00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,080
blue one

752
00:47:46,110 --> 00:47:48,330
Corey: I think they should each
get half of the church shirt and

753
00:47:48,330 --> 00:47:49,470
half of the other shirt.

754
00:47:49,770 --> 00:47:52,890
Neal: Yeah one sleeve each and
then like one brown pant leg and

755
00:47:52,890 --> 00:48:01,290
one blue pant leg. Like like
fucking to face right. But this

756
00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:05,640
is something kind of grim about
this. We will see Siro wear that

757
00:48:05,700 --> 00:48:10,110
church shirt again so he is
going to wear the shirt that his

758
00:48:10,110 --> 00:48:18,540
brother died in in the future.
Yeah, yeah. Kind of kind of wild

759
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,020
and I hate dad. I don't want to
go back

760
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:34,200
Corey: to good place God I just
want you to hate my dad. I do

761
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:37,170
buy them as brothers now that
I'm thinking about it not just

762
00:48:37,170 --> 00:48:39,930
because they're in basically the
same shirt. No, my dad is

763
00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:43,800
Neal: here. FUCK IT'S OUR it's
the standard for our dad.

764
00:48:43,830 --> 00:48:44,940
Corey: Dad just walked in on

765
00:48:46,410 --> 00:48:50,610
Neal: Scorpion, the guy who we
have placed all of our daddy

766
00:48:50,610 --> 00:48:51,300
issues on

767
00:48:52,109 --> 00:48:54,239
Corey: we're projecting it is
funny that the shirts a little

768
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:54,749
too big.

769
00:48:55,350 --> 00:48:57,540
Neal: Yeah, it's a nice talk
because Daniel Bernhardt I think

770
00:48:57,540 --> 00:48:59,460
it's like add some believability

771
00:48:59,490 --> 00:49:01,560
Corey: it makes it work and I
liked it. They kicked the table

772
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,900
in half and I liked it the boys
are gonna go fucking kick that

773
00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,300
demons as he fucking does
gymnastics away.

774
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,640
Neal: Oh, yeah, this is good.
This is a fun fight this good

775
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:09,180
fight.

776
00:49:09,210 --> 00:49:12,510
Corey: This episode has been
fight light. Anyway, on account

777
00:49:12,510 --> 00:49:15,030
of the long opening fight, and
then this

778
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:17,100
Neal: and that was kind of Yeah,
it was just kind of the long

779
00:49:17,100 --> 00:49:19,620
opening fight the Kung Lao
fighting Kasara that was good,

780
00:49:19,620 --> 00:49:25,080
though. But brief. And now we
get this this is gonna be like

781
00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:27,450
it's like a five minute long
fight I think to

782
00:49:28,110 --> 00:49:30,240
Corey: get kicked in the back of
the head of my Daniel Bernhardt.

783
00:49:31,410 --> 00:49:34,260
Neal: God not many who have have
lived

784
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,110
Corey: if you ask you'll do it
but you will.

785
00:49:46,260 --> 00:49:49,350
Neal: Chris Cassamassa is you
know we're talking shit about

786
00:49:49,350 --> 00:49:50,490
the Scorpion voice.

787
00:49:51,450 --> 00:49:53,850
Corey: Hey, God, stop stop what
you're saying with discovery of

788
00:49:53,850 --> 00:49:57,120
voice because we have to talk
about that. The Flying punch. So

789
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:02,190
rarely do they do wire work is
Still Yeah, but they're so good

790
00:50:02,220 --> 00:50:06,810
every time. They should be doing
those constantly. That's so much

791
00:50:06,810 --> 00:50:10,950
fun to watch him fly across the
fucking town square. And this is

792
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:15,480
shit. Why are we doing this all
the goddamn time?

793
00:50:15,900 --> 00:50:19,650
Neal: This is good the Scorpion
the Scorpion snake spear like

794
00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:20,760
lifting Kasara

795
00:50:20,790 --> 00:50:24,090
Corey: This is Oh much
entertainment.

796
00:50:24,390 --> 00:50:25,500
Neal: Yes do

797
00:50:25,530 --> 00:50:30,660
Corey: the flying punch the
uppercut murder the snake chain

798
00:50:30,690 --> 00:50:32,430
rope. Arm.

799
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,500
Neal: The girthy snake rope.

800
00:50:34,590 --> 00:50:38,490
Corey: I don't know about that.
I don't know if we have to do

801
00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:39,030
that.

802
00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:41,790
Neal: We do it every time I do
it every time I like to remind

803
00:50:41,790 --> 00:50:47,160
people how girthy it is. Okay,
it's good. It's good Raisa D

804
00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:51,900
directed this episode. And he's,
he's like, directed, like, as

805
00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:55,320
far as I can tell, since
television was invented. He's

806
00:50:55,320 --> 00:51:02,310
directed television. Like as far
back as TV shows in the 60s.

807
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:10,410
And then he's also doing Mortal
Kombat conquest episodes. Yeah.

808
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:17,160
Yeah. As I was saying, I think
like we talked about the

809
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,300
Scorpion voice, Chris Cassamassa
still like a good fighter a good

810
00:51:21,300 --> 00:51:25,380
stunt dude. A good good casting
as Scorpion. I just wish they

811
00:51:25,380 --> 00:51:28,110
had done some kind of like post
processing to give Scorpion more

812
00:51:28,110 --> 00:51:34,260
of like a Spectre II voice
right. Like he has in the games.

813
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,120
Corey: Yeah, course Bob Yeah.

814
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,370
Neal: Yes, commercial Paul.

815
00:51:38,399 --> 00:51:40,649
Corey: I like this is that was
the bumper has no say no, that

816
00:51:40,649 --> 00:51:44,219
if it was well, this episode
ends very unceremoniously

817
00:51:44,219 --> 00:51:51,179
quickly. Given the amount of
time it spends building up the

818
00:51:51,629 --> 00:51:55,589
the encounter and the context in
the family everything. Then you

819
00:51:55,589 --> 00:51:58,769
have a relatively quick fight
with Scorpion, which was mostly

820
00:51:58,769 --> 00:52:03,119
with Siro anyway. Because our
unceremoniously dies and Eva

821
00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:07,079
Mendes is like, well, I guess I
should leave. was just like,

822
00:52:08,850 --> 00:52:14,100
Neal: not just I guess I should
leave but I also can't stand to

823
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:16,620
look at you because you remind
me of Kozar

824
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:19,200
Corey: You look too hot like
you're dead brother.

825
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:26,880
Neal: Right? Yeah. I have to go
be in in hitch.

826
00:52:30,210 --> 00:52:34,890
Corey: I have to go out with my
husband who was in Drive, right.

827
00:52:36,210 --> 00:52:38,070
All right. Ryan Gosling and Eva
Mendes married.

828
00:52:38,340 --> 00:52:42,930
Neal: Are they they might be I
think they are. Eva Mendes.

829
00:52:43,380 --> 00:52:45,450
Corey: It's up to you Google Eva
Mendes. I could go to Ryan

830
00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:46,890
Gosling. Yeah,

831
00:52:47,730 --> 00:52:50,040
Neal: they are still married.
What a beautiful couple Jesus

832
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:55,320
Christ. She's like, I have to go
be in Ghost Writer.

833
00:52:57,060 --> 00:53:07,260
Corey: Dude, that's awesome. You
Yeah. Dude, if Ryan Gosling was

834
00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:09,300
on one of these fucking
episodes, shit, holy

835
00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:12,420
Neal: could you imagine? But
wasn't he busy on are you afraid

836
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:18,930
of the dark or something? I
guess Ryan God,

837
00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,110
Corey: I don't know what the
fuck he was doing. Live in the

838
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:23,670
fucking GTA or wherever he's
from

839
00:53:25,140 --> 00:53:28,950
Neal: the Grand Theft Auto
right? God they're gonna do a

840
00:53:28,950 --> 00:53:32,010
new IMDb redesign and I already
they're letting you preview it

841
00:53:32,010 --> 00:53:33,390
now. I already fucking hate it.

842
00:53:33,570 --> 00:53:36,990
Corey: screenshotted I haven't
seen it. I want to be

843
00:53:36,990 --> 00:53:37,740
disappointed too.

844
00:53:38,550 --> 00:53:39,870
Neal: You can just go do it.

845
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,450
Corey: I like how we've already
decided this episodes over which

846
00:53:42,450 --> 00:53:43,740
is why we're just talking about
IMDB.

847
00:53:46,110 --> 00:53:49,860
Neal: Yeah, Ryan Gosling. Are
you afraid of the dark? 1995 The

848
00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:54,930
tale of station one Oh 9.1 Was
this first one

849
00:53:54,930 --> 00:53:58,200
Corey: Oh 9.1 Though beast and
they play like rock music

850
00:53:59,790 --> 00:54:04,050
Neal: and of the episode also,
it's great. It's also Greg banks

851
00:54:04,050 --> 00:54:07,110
in the Say cheese and die
episode of goose bombs. That was

852
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:16,440
his second credit. Hercules,
young Hercules Lars and the real

853
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,920
girl. No, no, no VIP or
Baywatch. And Ryan Gosling's

854
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,130
IMDB. I think it's a good
episode. What do you think?

855
00:54:23,370 --> 00:54:26,460
Corey: Um, we weren't that
invested in it. But I don't

856
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:33,480
think it's necessarily a bad
one. Its biggest problem is that

857
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:39,120
it has absolutely no bearing on
what became one season of

858
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:44,760
television. So as we said, it's
a whole lot of exposition. For

859
00:54:44,790 --> 00:54:49,530
Yeah, essentially nothing. Which
is this definitely frustrating.

860
00:54:50,550 --> 00:54:53,430
Neal: Well, this was the
episode. So like, obviously, we

861
00:54:53,430 --> 00:54:56,400
learned all about Kung Lao in
the pilot, right. And we learned

862
00:54:56,400 --> 00:55:01,380
a lot about Tasha in the undying
dream. This episode right is

863
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:04,860
undying dream, I believe the one
wishes in the Cobalt Mines.

864
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:06,150
Corey: Yes.

865
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:11,790
Neal: Yeah, whichever one that
one was. So this was this was

866
00:55:11,790 --> 00:55:17,010
now ciros Episode LET'S GET TO
KNOW Siro Siro is backstory in

867
00:55:17,010 --> 00:55:21,810
history right where we meet his
brother and his loved ones and

868
00:55:21,810 --> 00:55:25,980
stuff but it is yeah, it's but
we're halfway This was also the

869
00:55:25,980 --> 00:55:29,490
middle of the like we are now we
have no watched half of the

870
00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:30,480
series at this point.

871
00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:35,250
Corey: And knowing that we don't
have more, it does feel like not

872
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:38,220
a waste that's far too short
order but it's frustrating to be

873
00:55:38,220 --> 00:55:43,080
like we're at the midpoint and
what we got out of this like the

874
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:46,470
thing that effectively is part
of what's teeing up the future

875
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,310
is something that becomes
effectively moot. Which is a bit

876
00:55:50,310 --> 00:55:53,790
of a drag. But I think

877
00:55:53,790 --> 00:55:57,300
Neal: this does kick off a
little Yeah, cuz next episode,

878
00:55:57,780 --> 00:56:02,280
shadow of a doubt. That's the
one where Okay, that's the next

879
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,920
episode. That's the Molina
episode. Oh boy, that's gonna

880
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:10,410
suck. So that's kind of but
that's kind of like the so like,

881
00:56:10,410 --> 00:56:13,530
this thicker than blood. This
was like the Siro relationship

882
00:56:13,590 --> 00:56:17,580
episode right. And then shadow
of a doubt the Molina Kitana

883
00:56:17,610 --> 00:56:20,190
Little Mix up that's gonna be
like the Kung Lao like diving

884
00:56:20,190 --> 00:56:22,440
into like, the Kung Lao
relationship of it all. And then

885
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:26,550
we've got twisted truths. That's
the one with Brian wrath Clark,

886
00:56:27,090 --> 00:56:32,190
but basically, more
specifically, Tomas. Taja. His

887
00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:36,180
boyfriend, you know, yeah. And
yeah, Brian Rath Clark as burly

888
00:56:36,180 --> 00:56:41,580
citizen. Yeah, and there's like
we're getting like a nice little

889
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:44,880
trilogy here. Oh, nice. Maybe is
not the right word considering

890
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:48,930
that weird Molina episode. But
like this is now they're diving

891
00:56:48,930 --> 00:56:52,740
into they're trying to build
more of like the, the character

892
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:56,190
like more steaks for the main
characters. You know what I'm

893
00:56:56,190 --> 00:56:58,470
saying? Right? Does anybody know
what I'm saying? Do I even know

894
00:56:58,470 --> 00:57:00,180
what I'm saying? Somebody's
gonna know you're saying?

895
00:57:00,570 --> 00:57:02,640
Somebody's gonna know what I'm
saying. Oh, shit, dude, we

896
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:05,160
fucked up. We're gonna get to a
festival of death the spooky

897
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,190
Halloween episode like way
before October. Oh, well,

898
00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:13,290
Corey: we could wait. Yeah, like
I think there's good stuff in

899
00:57:13,290 --> 00:57:16,410
this episode. But I think with
the context of knowing like what

900
00:57:16,410 --> 00:57:20,310
we have coming up. I don't know
if it stands up to the scrutiny

901
00:57:20,310 --> 00:57:23,070
of like the best episodes of
this show at all.

902
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,740
Neal: No, I don't think I'd put
it in the best way. Like, it's

903
00:57:25,740 --> 00:57:29,040
you know, they brought back a
main Mortal Kombat character in

904
00:57:29,040 --> 00:57:31,320
Scorpion. Maybe he just because
he used a little bit more

905
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,560
Scorpion. A probably could have
used a little bit more Scorpion

906
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:39,060
and a little. A little less
Khazar a little b maybe

907
00:57:39,150 --> 00:57:43,230
Corey: a little more Scorpion a
little less. Action please

908
00:57:43,290 --> 00:57:45,900
Neal: add a little bit of Monica
in my life

909
00:57:45,930 --> 00:57:51,240
Corey: Monica say it like the
beginning of crazy train

910
00:58:00,990 --> 00:58:03,390
that was fake laughter turning
into real laughter really

911
00:58:03,390 --> 00:58:03,870
quickly

912
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,900
Neal: that's a fun game. Like
that game? Yeah, yeah

913
00:58:18,270 --> 00:58:21,600
yeah, I don't know. Pretty good
episode. It's middle of the road

914
00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:24,900
is better than a lot of episodes
that we we will see.

915
00:58:25,230 --> 00:58:28,230
Corey: Yeah, it's better than
the worst ones by by a margin. I

916
00:58:28,230 --> 00:58:28,680
think

917
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:31,200
Neal: calling it now it's going
to be better than the Molina

918
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:34,140
episode we're going to have to
endure next time but I'm I'm

919
00:58:34,140 --> 00:58:35,460
done. Are you done? I'm good.

920
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:37,350
Corey: I'm still drinking his
black Gatorade

921
00:58:37,380 --> 00:58:40,470
Neal: right and you haven't died
yet? So that's a good sign every

922
00:58:40,470 --> 00:58:41,640
Corey: fucking day now.

923
00:58:42,030 --> 00:58:44,670
Neal: You haven't mutated into
like a crab like Monster.

924
00:58:44,850 --> 00:58:46,710
Corey: I have a doctor's
appointment tomorrow.

925
00:58:47,550 --> 00:58:50,400
Neal: Oh good good timing
actually yeah, get checked out

926
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:50,760
so

927
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,430
Corey: just I'm gonna be like
Hey, I know that this is like

928
00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:56,280
you know our first time having
like a follow on appointment new

929
00:58:56,280 --> 00:59:01,200
doctor. I'm gonna lead I think
with the black Gatorade as my

930
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:03,210
biggest immediate health concern

931
00:59:03,270 --> 00:59:05,550
Neal: right speech like Listen
sir I had a little bit of

932
00:59:05,550 --> 00:59:10,800
chemical a zero dash 395 9x
point nine one dash 15 And he's

933
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,430
gonna humble

934
00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:15,450
Corey: own face and gasp and go
like ah, because you're not

935
00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:16,380
supposed to do that

936
00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:25,890
Neal: Did you just make a joke
and then get proud of yourself

937
00:59:25,890 --> 00:59:26,100
for

938
00:59:27,390 --> 00:59:31,050
Corey: not proud it's just kind
of funny. It's it's funny to say

939
00:59:31,050 --> 00:59:35,100
Home Alone face everybody knows
what that is. Fucking nail my

940
00:59:35,100 --> 00:59:38,160
homologue faces a face of rage
because the new home alone movie

941
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,860
was bad. There's a new home
alone movie Home Sweet Home on

942
00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:44,430
baby starring a horrible child
and Rob Delaney.

943
00:59:45,060 --> 00:59:46,470
Neal: Oh shit. Rob Delaney.

944
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:48,990
Corey: Yeah, Rob Delaney and a
girl whose name I can't

945
00:59:48,990 --> 00:59:50,550
remember. But she was on the
Office

946
00:59:51,270 --> 00:59:51,990
Neal: Suite.

947
00:59:53,760 --> 00:59:56,130
Corey: I think she was on the
office. Anyway, the movies bad

948
00:59:56,130 --> 00:59:58,560
you shouldn't watch it. None of
the things I'm saying should

949
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,370
draw you into watch

950
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:03,509
Neal: Ellie Kemper Yeah, she was
on the office and she one of

951
01:00:03,509 --> 01:00:06,869
those rival podcast ladies. No,
but she was recently on an

952
01:00:06,869 --> 01:00:11,069
episode of there's also How
could she do that to us? Right

953
01:00:11,099 --> 01:00:14,879
Ellie Kemper go on MK podcast
we'll talk about the Unbreakable

954
01:00:14,879 --> 01:00:17,099
Kimmy Schmidt which is funny and
good.

955
01:00:17,129 --> 01:00:19,229
Corey: Yeah powerful would be to
be unbreakable and Mortal

956
01:00:19,229 --> 01:00:22,949
Kombat. Holy shit. The
unmemorable Kimmy Schmidt

957
01:00:22,979 --> 01:00:24,509
Neal: playing with a Game Genie

958
01:00:24,539 --> 01:00:25,259
Corey: good Genie

959
01:00:25,289 --> 01:00:28,019
Neal: got that Game Genie code.
Yeah, she was also in

960
01:00:28,019 --> 01:00:30,659
bridesmaids, Cory What do you
got going on?

961
01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:33,959
Corey: Um, wow, I almost lost my
mic over sorry

962
01:00:40,050 --> 01:00:42,120
Neal: listen, I'm gonna say
look, I'm gonna say right now

963
01:00:42,150 --> 01:00:46,980
the commentary we did. I'm gonna
give us like a cinnamon All

964
01:00:46,980 --> 01:00:53,700
right. If you bailed before
getting to this you fucked up.

965
01:00:54,270 --> 01:00:58,260
Corey: We say don't a good ship,
right. That's good podcasting.

966
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:01,620
You want to keep them wanting
more? There's no way they're

967
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:04,170
doing a show. That's this
fucking bad. Right? Is your

968
01:01:04,170 --> 01:01:08,100
right listener? We weren't we
were saving all the good stuff

969
01:01:08,130 --> 01:01:09,270
for right now.

970
01:01:09,540 --> 01:01:12,180
Neal: This is a test to see who
makes it through

971
01:01:12,210 --> 01:01:18,450
Corey: Yeah. If you listened to
the end of this episode, tweet

972
01:01:18,450 --> 01:01:23,610
at any related Twitter account
to us. Monica parentheses

973
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,790
extreme Crazy Train voice and we
will know

974
01:01:26,790 --> 01:01:29,790
Neal: that you made it to the
well no, you're a real one.

975
01:01:29,850 --> 01:01:31,920
Corey: Well, no, you're a real
one and you don't like when

976
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:34,560
anything for that but we'll
appreciate it does that count

977
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:37,710
for anything? It should we'll
put your dad peelers

978
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:45,120
No, I have a good relationship
with my dad It's everybody's

979
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:48,600
everybody everybody be cool
everybody be cool. Must be nice

980
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:51,570
everybody be cool guys deals
talking about his relationship

981
01:01:51,570 --> 01:01:52,890
problems dad every one of you
cool

982
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:55,920
Neal: must be nice to have a
nice cool supportive

983
01:01:55,920 --> 01:02:00,240
relationship with your dad. Did
you just file your fucking chair

984
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:00,510
again?

985
01:02:00,690 --> 01:02:10,200
Corey: I was surely Jesus Christ
clicked something started

986
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,790
playing audio really

987
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:23,730
the worst possible time because
you were making like an actual

988
01:02:23,730 --> 01:02:26,340
statement. Oh

989
01:02:28,380 --> 01:02:34,410
Neal: doesn't matter. Okay,
people. Cory What are you doing?

990
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:44,310
Corey: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like the guy

991
01:02:44,310 --> 01:02:49,710
from the Storage Wars. You good?
Is that guy probably canceled

992
01:02:49,710 --> 01:02:50,760
maybe we'll see.

993
01:02:50,850 --> 01:02:53,970
Neal: I'm pretty sure all
everyone on storyboards is or

994
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:57,540
will be pretty safe. Like if
you're if you have like a

995
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:01,980
canceled betting pool. You're
putting data from storage was

996
01:03:02,010 --> 01:03:05,040
just anyone on Storage Wars easy
money, but Jiminy

997
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:09,690
Corey: Cricket from Storage
Wars. You laughed. It wasn't

998
01:03:09,690 --> 01:03:10,530
funny, but you laughed.

999
01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:14,010
Neal: I was loving it. I was
laughing at the concept. Yeah.

1000
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:16,800
Corey: Because he was just like
a little boy. He's a little man

1001
01:03:22,290 --> 01:03:27,090
wow, who? This Mario now? Jiminy
Cricket Mario?

1002
01:03:27,959 --> 01:03:35,099
Neal: They made another one.
Dammit.

1003
01:03:38,670 --> 01:03:43,440
Corey: Yeah, it's good stuff.
We're having good time. Um,

1004
01:03:46,410 --> 01:03:51,090
okay. Well, actually, there was
an f1 race this morning. If you

1005
01:03:51,090 --> 01:03:54,570
want to hear me talk more about
f1 You can listen to strat two.

1006
01:03:55,050 --> 01:03:59,100
We don't have like a weekly
release schedule. My friend

1007
01:03:59,100 --> 01:04:03,000
kalmunai But we get we get them
done when we can so soon, you'll

1008
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:07,260
be able to hear us talking about
all of the most baffling forett

1009
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:12,690
Fuck, you'll be able to hear us
talking about all of the

1010
01:04:12,690 --> 01:04:18,750
baffling Ferrari strategy
decisions. You can imagine that

1011
01:04:18,750 --> 01:04:22,500
strapped to f1 on Twitter.
strat, like the word strategy

1012
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:27,150
like that word I just said.
Yeah. They made another one.

1013
01:04:27,390 --> 01:04:32,910
sequels, reboots, remakes,
movies stuff sorry the

1014
01:04:32,910 --> 01:04:34,380
Blackadder it started get to me
a little bit.

1015
01:04:36,030 --> 01:04:37,320
Neal: It's mutating Oh,

1016
01:04:37,950 --> 01:04:44,790
Corey: and we just had our
yesterday our end of the season

1017
01:04:44,910 --> 01:04:51,420
wrap up episode will be out.
It's long. I don't know how long

1018
01:04:51,420 --> 01:04:56,790
it is yet. The answer is nearly
three hours. Holy shit, give or

1019
01:04:56,790 --> 01:05:01,170
take whatever it gets taken out
in the edit and And it's a

1020
01:05:01,170 --> 01:05:02,970
really good time. I think we had
a lot of fun and it's a good

1021
01:05:02,970 --> 01:05:04,860
place to sort of get situated
like what did we watch in the

1022
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:09,030
last year? What are we teeing up
for the start of August? It's a

1023
01:05:09,030 --> 01:05:13,200
good time they made another one.
Everybody knows about Twitter

1024
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:14,280
account is I don't need to say
that.

1025
01:05:15,299 --> 01:05:17,699
Neal: You can have one more sip
of that. That black goo and

1026
01:05:17,699 --> 01:05:18,659
you're really good. I'm gonna

1027
01:05:18,660 --> 01:05:20,340
Corey: drink do you want me to
drink the rest of it right now?

1028
01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,940
Neal: Home sweet overload is
good. Actually. Jim, I

1029
01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:25,560
Corey: want to drink the rest of
it right now. If I ever say

1030
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:27,780
that, by the way, you can kill
me you know it's not me anymore.

1031
01:05:27,900 --> 01:05:31,680
Chuck it I would never say that.
So if I ever say hose we humble

1032
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,440
on was good. Actually. You can
fucking kill me on the spot.

1033
01:05:34,470 --> 01:05:36,270
Neal: You got it? What? You just
said it. Oh

1034
01:05:40,380 --> 01:05:46,080
Corey: no. I don't like I
shouldn't have done that. Do you

1035
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:46,560
want to play

1036
01:05:46,680 --> 01:05:49,440
Neal: and if you want to learn
more about chemical a zero dash

1037
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:54,510
395 9x point nine one dash one
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1039
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,430
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1040
01:06:02,430 --> 01:06:07,860
Yeah, but the.com wasn't at crew
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1041
01:06:07,860 --> 01:06:10,740
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1042
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:15,330
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1043
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:20,040
Follow the show on Twitter and
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1044
01:06:20,040 --> 01:06:22,710
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1045
01:06:22,710 --> 01:06:26,700
episodes, places to subscribe,
ways to support the show, et

1046
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:30,990
cetera. us good five star
reviews. We look we earned that

1047
01:06:30,990 --> 01:06:33,270
we've pulled it off at the end
of this episode. We deserve that

1048
01:06:33,270 --> 01:06:37,590
five star review. So they'll
drop a drop of liking a fav and

1049
01:06:37,590 --> 01:06:42,030
whatever else on the podcast
places. And we'll be back next

1050
01:06:42,030 --> 01:06:46,800
week assuming Cory survives his
encounter with chemical a zero

1051
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:51,360
dash 395 9x point nine one dash
one five. Yeah, I'm gonna try