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well hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents guys and dolls and

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everyone in between

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gather around get you something real

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nice to sip on and comfy to slip on

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cuz it's time for Smite Club here's your

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hosts Chelsea and Hannah

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[Music]

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[Laughter]

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hey everybody and welcome to Spot Club

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i'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea

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and this is the podcast where we are two

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licensed therapists who occasionally

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daydrink and talk about smut

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i filled my glass of wine with a lot of

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wine today i did see that

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you're welcome

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just for you looking forward to it i'm

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drinking this for you

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you're welcome

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i once uh on a weekday was like "Hey

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Vance I was thinking about like taking a

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little edible." And then he was like

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"Well I haven't really been planning on

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it but yeah I'll match your freak." So

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he takes an edible as well but my

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favorite part was later that week

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something came up and he was like

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talking about earlier he's like "I got

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high on a weekday

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for you." And I'm like "Yes

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it was all for me every last bit of it."

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And that's become a ongoing joke over

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the years since then i got high on a

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Wednesday i did that on a weekday for

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i love that i feel it it was all for me

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i love that

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you're welcome so deeply but you know

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what he does on a weekday he edits this

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podcast every week for us every other

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week bless him

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i love my husband so much yeah he's a

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good husband he is i get sad for people

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who aren't married to my husband

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i'll take it back

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i think I'm a very specific personality

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and I think my husband is a very

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specific personality and I think

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together like Yes like we we just like

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it makes sense you look at us and you're

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like "Of course Chelsea and Vance would

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find each other in every life they will

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inevitably find their ways back to each

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other." And I don't think like I get sad

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for people whose marriages I'm like "Oh

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marriage is like the dopest thing in my

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life i love my marriage." I get really

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bummed that you don't feel about your

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marriage the way I feel about mine more

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than more than I'm like "I feel so bad

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for you that you're not married to my

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husband." It's not that i know what you

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mean yes yeah yeah yeah i'm like "Yeah

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my marriage is You don't have this vibe

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where you're like happy to see each

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other every day." Like where you're just

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like "Oh I get to hang out with my best

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friend." Mhm yeah like that's Yeah i

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don't know i talk to people I'm like "Oh

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you just like why?" Like "No wonder you

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think marriage is lame."

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yeah oh

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maybe talk to them every night like yeah

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yeah it doesn't have to be like this we

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can do better

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you your marriage can look like whatever

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you decide you want it to look like mhm

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you are the one who's choosing at this

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point yeah choose your own destiny babe

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yeah i remember talking to a close

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friend recently and they were not that

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they were having intimacy issues in

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their relationship but their sex life

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wasn't quite where they wanted it to be

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and they were just like you know I

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realized the only way my sex life is

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going to get better is if I I'm the one

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who has to like decide that right like

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I'm the one who has to put that effort

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in yep i have to decide I want it to

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shift yeah literally and the same with

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your marriage communication like you

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have to decide you want it to shift if

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you're not happy with the current

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patterns of it mhm

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and I don't offer couples counseling but

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I love our therapists who do shout out

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to y'all god bless the Gotman's for

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giving us some some guiding the four

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horsemen oh the four horsemen

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i remember being so new into couples

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counseling like I came from the world of

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crisis and one of my individual clients

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was like "Yeah I started couples

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counseling with my husband the therapist

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had us watch this video on the four

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horsemen and I was like what the [ __ ] is

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that i had no revelation yes literally I

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was like I went to seminary i know how

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this works i understand who rides the

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pale horse i can do this i was like the

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[ __ ] is stonewalling

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a Yeah but the Gottman's really bless

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yeah um okay so today

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we are reviewing a book of a very

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different dynamic

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yes yeah um it is called Daddybod

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from the Daddysized series

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by Margot Scott of course it is yep mhm

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we love Margot Scott and her affinity

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for daddy dom little girl romances this

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one is a novella it is a quick like I

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think the entire book is like 70 pages

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okay um so if you're looking for like a

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quick read palette cleanser kind of read

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yes yeah i'm like which I don't know i

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feel like every book that I've been like

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oh I've been like waiting for this book

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to drop recently i pick it up and it's

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like 489 pages i'm like I mean I can but

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like then I read it I'm like you could

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have done it in 289 yeah no one needed

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extra 200 pages yep you can just use the

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words he circled her [ __ ] like three

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fewer times and it would really cut back

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on the page count

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you could have used a couple of less

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descriptors for the penis we get it it's

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It's thick it's manly it's velvet

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wrapped it's steel we all You don't have

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to say it anymore like we get it

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so but I don't like when they use the

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word purple me either i'm not a fan of

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that that wasn't where I was going where

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friends last night and we were all

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joking about how when you get to know

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somebody well enough whether it's a work

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colleague or a friend and you can like

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order for them

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from takeout and stuff like you know

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that person right and we were discussing

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for some reason hot dogs and I can't

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tell you why because I don't remember

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but what I do remember is that there's

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one particular co-orker one particular

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co-orker who anytime

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we are ordering

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from a restaurant that might happen to

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serve hot dogs she always says ask them

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if they're the thick and juicy ones

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no she doesn't she does that is not real

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she does it is real because she doesn't

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like the thick and juicy ones and she

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will tell you she wants She'll show you

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with her hand she will show you with her

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hand like how thick she wants the hot

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dog to be and if you're the one

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happening happening to call in the order

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you get to be the one to ask if they

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have thick and juicy hot dogs

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is that how everyone chooses to ask that

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question i don't know i have refused to

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ask it but Hannah I don't know if I

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could order for you i I I have no re No

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but I also still feel like we're pretty

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close we are pretty close but I don't

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think I could order for you either i

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feel like I have a general idea but I

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don't think I could be specific about

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what you would want from the Taco Bell

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fiesta Potatoes i take it back

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well way to make me feel shittier sorry

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i was like I've it's only because I've

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seen you door dash that like 800 times

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when I was pregnant I did really go

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through a cheesy PS to potatoes

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that's not Here's the thing i like that

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I remember like I think my obsession

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started as soon as I knew they existed

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which I think my freshman year of high

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school they're very good they really are

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yeah vance didn't even know that they

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existed until I was pregnant and ordered

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them i was like "I'm really craving

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cheesy cheesy fiest potatoes from Taco

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Bell." And he's like "What are those?"

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And I'm like "Oh the potatoes you going

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to learn today." Yeah i was like "With

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the queso and the sour cream." And he's

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like "Yeah you're using words i still

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haven't had them." I'm like "Oh okay

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fair." Um 10 out of 10 would recommend

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recommend yeah the other part of my

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order would uh

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be one of the spicy potato tacos

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yes or I'll do a breakfast crunch wrap

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in the morning with no bacon because it

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has the hash brown in it i do love a

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hash brown um and but I don't as a

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vegetarian I like making the breakfast

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crunch wraps meat-ree i don't feel like

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the general crunch wrap does as well if

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you just like it doesn't yeah like you

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can add black beans it just it's not the

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same so I've transitioned to fully

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potato based i like that yes even Ford

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his order is a little like is the the

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cheat is the foldy with potatoes in it

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instead of meat and he'll just sit on

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the couch and nibble it and it's

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adorable i love that anyways what's your

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Taco Bell order so I don't feel as bad

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well a crunch wrap um sometimes I'll do

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a crunch wrap usually I will do a

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chicken quesadilla most of the time but

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really feel confident in your snack

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choices oh yeah snacks we've got it on

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like I could do that with my eyes closed

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i could buy you snacks but yeah ordering

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you real food hit or miss for both of us

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yeah yeah we just we've ended up in more

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snack territory over the years and

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that's okay yeah yeah we're I don't know

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why I'm feeling I was like we're snack

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friends that sounds bad but it's not bad

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it's good like snack friends makes us

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sound more casual but it's not you were

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one of the first people I texted when I

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left my vibrator at my parents house

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right like that that there's a level of

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closeness assumed there there is yeah um

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time I went to my parents house I did

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not leave my vibrator again i was very

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Is a vibrator involved no and my parents

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don't necessarily know that this

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happened um so if any of y'all tell them

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I'll [ __ ] know no snitches all right

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snitches get stitches y'all don't be a

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nerd don't tattle

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um no we had like packed like a

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thing of like edibles when we went and

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one fell on the ground and I like

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Brandon our dog ate it um a whole edible

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and I was like what like we're like

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going to bed and I was like whatever

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he'll sleep great it'll be fine um so

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like the next morning we wake up it's

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like pretty early van like turn on our

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sides and we like are spooning and like

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the guest bed at my parents house i'm

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like what's that seems kind of wet at

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the end of the bed he's like no it's

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just it's just cold

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no Brandon with his edible

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fully [ __ ] bed

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like just got up like at like where our

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feet are just like took a full dump on

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the bed

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and then went back to sleep afterwards

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and so I like hopped on my parents like

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"Hey do you guys have any like stain

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removal stuff?" Uh woke up and like

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Brandon like I don't know what happened

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but like Brandon accident crazy yeah he

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had an accident on the bed in the middle

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of middle middle of the night my parents

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like "Oh my gosh do you think like he

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like got into anything do you think like

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we like we put the candy bowl away so we

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like couldn't like he wouldn't

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accidentally eat any chocolate?" I'm

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like "Yeah I don't know who can say?" So

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crazy yeah i was like "This is the first

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definitely uncharted territory with no

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discernable reason attached to it."

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I felt so bad i'm like "Poor Brandon

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sorry Brandon." Yeah and I was like "Oh

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like well," and here's the thing he ate

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it it was very late and I'm like "I'm he

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already ate it i can't I'm not gonna

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like he's not going to be able to puke

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it up also it's not going to hurt him."

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So I'm like "Hopefully he'll just sleep

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well." It's like and he did but he also

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pooped well

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yeah i felt real bad i'm like why is

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there something that happens every time

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we stay in this bedroom

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cursed yes okay so so is Daddy Bod

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cursed daddy Bod um not cursed

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i'll be the judge well you know yeah

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I'll I'll walk that back you You tell me

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if it's cursed at the end so we start

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with Jonathan jonathan is in his like

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mid to late 40s okay

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he's an electrician he is 6'8

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he's a tall man he is Andre the Giant

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i Wasn't Andre taller than that probably

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i don't know i have I have a family

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member who's 6'9

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they lives his life banana pants my

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family is fully like everybody's 5'9 or

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below

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and we are 57 and up

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and and I'm the one who's dragging down

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the average i was going to say I'm the

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one who's bringing it up i'm the tallest

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woman i'm the heaviest and my feet are

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the biggest i wear a seven

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you're a bird yeah I am the largest in

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all ways in my family yeah 100% the

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largest female in my whole family

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literally a month ago I was on the phone

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with my mom and she's like 5'7 yeah you

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were supposed to be 5'11 probably all

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those hormones we fed you as a kid i'm

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like "Mom you got to let it go." 5'7's

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still pretty good for my 53 yeah i'm

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like "Hey mom the national average is

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5'4 for women like I'm still doing okay

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you're doing great i'm like just stand

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next to be next time she's around and

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it'll be fine i'm like why are you

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lamenting the hormones you accidentally

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fed me 20 years ago like longer drop it

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so we've got a 68 [ __ ] we've got

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a 68 electrician in his late 40s named

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Jonathan noted Jonathan just bought a uh

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a fixer upper it is a large house but

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that was kind of the thought right he

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like he's living in it as he fixes it up

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just kind of room to room he's a pretty

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solitary guy and he's also a guy who

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like he's 6'8 but it sounds like he's

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like a fluffier build and less of an

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athletic build 68 so a dad bod if you

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will yeah a daddy bod right uh his size

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tends to intimidate people in a way that

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like it's kind of over the years made

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him just more of a solitary guy like

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he's aware he intimidates people it's

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not what he's setting out to do so he

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just kind of keeps to himself um he gets

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home from work and there's a random

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knock on the front door and he's like

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"Okay." So he goes and there's a cute

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little like 19-year-old girl at the door

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and she's like "Hey I saw that this was

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this place was listed with a room for

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rent i wanted to see if it was still

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available." And he's like "That must

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have been posted from the last owner and

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they never took down the posting." He's

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like "Cuz I bought the house and I am

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not advertising for a roommate." Yeah uh

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but he can also tell

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she's a little desperate like and he's a

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little like I I want to make sure that

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she's safe are you okay like yeah you're

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saying you need a place to stay pretty

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fast like you're right

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yes and like to the point where he's

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like "Well like I do have a spare room

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that like you you kind of seem

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desperate." So he's giving her a tour

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and like the post said that the room was

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like $400 and he's like "This whole

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house is like [ __ ] [ __ ] show disaster

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construction." So he's like "Yeah rent

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would be like 200 a month." Just

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whatever yeah like he's like "I wasn't

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this was not on my bingo card for today

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i just got home from work i wasn't

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expecting anyone to knock on the door

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but you clearly need need something."

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And he's like "Yeah." So like rent will

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be 200

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due to its condition right like he's

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just like "We're setting expectations

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low." Yes and she's like "Okay so like

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rent would go up once like the

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renovations are finished." And he's like

402
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"Yeah sure yeah we'll we'll cross that

403
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bridge that sounds like a conversation

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for future us

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00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:30,720
current us table it 200 a month i don't

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even know what I would do if someone

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offered I would assume I was paying with

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sexual favors if someone told me I only

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had to pay 200 a month in rent i'd be

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like in this economy okay no I

411
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understand here so full-time I am just

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doing whatever you want to your body and

413
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face potentially

414
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hand face potentially but to supplement

415
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that 200 I can do that like okay

416
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i mean you drive a hard bargain

417
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:07,960
depending on the location that's a deal

418
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i'm not gay but 20 is 20 you know

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uh so he once again he can like tell she

420
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very much needs a place she's like "Okay

421
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like I can do 200." and he's feeling

422
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some sense of relief and he's like "Okay

423
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thank God she'll have a safe place there

424
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:23,840
will be a roof over her head i don't

425
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:25,440
fully know." And she's like "Can I move

426
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in tomorrow?" And he's like "Oh it's

427
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,039
like that." Okay he's like he's like

428
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:31,280
"Are you living in your car you can just

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stay here tonight." Like yeah well he's

430
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,559
like "Yeah like what time?" And she's

431
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like "Well like what time do you work?"

432
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And he's like "I leave for work at

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7:00." She's like "I'll be here at

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6:30." A like that sort of just he's

435
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:48,080
like he can tell yeah it's not not quite

436
00:18:44,799 --> 00:18:50,559
right yes so switch to April april is

437
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:53,600
the 19-year-old co-ed who knocked on his

438
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door she needs a place to live because

439
00:18:53,600 --> 00:19:00,960
her stepmother is

440
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in the most

441
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:08,200
professional

442
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:08,200
wording I can use a [ __ ]

443
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so

444
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:20,640
recently I had a client who

445
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um I was seeing weekly Mhm on Tuesdays

446
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and at the end of our session I said

447
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"All right man i'll see you next

448
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Tuesday." And hung up the f the video

449
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:33,039
call and then I was like

450
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"But I will i'll literally see you next

451
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like no really." Like "I will really

452
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literally actually see you next Tuesday

453
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:42,039
i'm so sorry."

454
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I've thought about that repeatedly

455
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happened like a month ago and I'm still

456
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like "Oh my god

457
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do you feel like it's impeding your

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therapeutic rapport no I don't think he

459
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remembers it at all pretty sure i do

460
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though my favorite is the reverse of

461
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that when you like hold a session and

462
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like a month later you're talking to a

463
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client and they're like "So like a month

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ago when we met you just said this thing

465
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and I've been Yep i've been ruminating

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on it ever since." And you're like "What

467
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the [ __ ] did I say a month ago?" Oh god

468
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i hope that past me was like

469
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professional and insightful [ __ ] yeah i

470
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hope it wasn't like when my client told

471
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me she had two dates with two different

472
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guys over the weekend and I said "Well

473
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make sure you shower in between." And

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that was how we ended the session

475
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she told me she's like "I immediately as

476
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as soon as we hung up that session she's

477
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like I text three friends and was like

478
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yo my therapist just trolled me so hard

479
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fred me for filth that's incredible i

480
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was like

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as soon as I said it I was like [ __ ]

482
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[ __ ] yeah we've all been there where you

483
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say something and you're like please

484
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don't call attention to it please don't

485
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call attention to it can we please just

486
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tacitly agree to never reference this

487
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again but unfortunately no this was a

488
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client that I'm like we're like 5 years

489
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into our therapeutic relationship for me

490
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oh yeah

491
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i had another client who was like "Yeah

492
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I gave your your name to a friend who

493
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was looking for a therapist and was like

494
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"Chelsea's great." Like sometimes she'll

495
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just like lightly roast you i'm like

496
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"What is this energy that I'm

497
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:31,600
me just gently calling your attention

498
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:34,640
that's what you came for that is what

499
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you are paying me for." Is it a roast if

500
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:41,120
it's accurate and for your benefit if

501
00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:43,039
it's billable is it still a roast

502
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ted Dansen wants to know cuz he's still

503
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really upset about the Whippy Goldberg

504
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situation he has a lot to repair

505
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:54,640
ted my favorite thing about Ted Dancing

506
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was apparently when The Good Place came

507
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out

508
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all of like the cast had NDAs for like

509
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the first season so like they like

510
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:06,400
wouldn't spoil it and Ted apparently

511
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:07,600
couldn't keep it to himself so he would

512
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be like "Yeah I'm working on this new

513
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,880
show." And people would be like "Yeah

514
00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:14,000
sounds cool man." and be no like you

515
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:17,360
don't get it so we kept like telling

516
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:21,520
everyone I really enjoy him a lot he's

517
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:24,159
so pure ted is Ted is the best so okay

518
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:27,679
so we're moving in step

519
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April stepmister like truly uh she so

520
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they kicked her out stepmom and her dad

521
00:22:30,159 --> 00:22:33,039
kicked her out when they found out how

522
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she was paying for school she was paying

523
00:22:33,039 --> 00:22:41,039
for school fans as a cam girl yep um

524
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stepmom has always kind of been a [ __ ]

525
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like when she was younger stepmom would

526
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:47,440
be like "Oh like

527
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,880
it like when she'd like go to like eat

528
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:50,400
another cookie," she's like "Oh eat that

529
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:52,960
you're not going to fit on Santa's lap."

530
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:56,960
Like that sort of just like Yeah body

531
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:59,039
shaming negativity gross yes and so what

532
00:22:56,960 --> 00:23:01,520
put all of this into motion was that

533
00:22:59,039 --> 00:23:04,080
April was like "I'm sick of her body

534
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,760
shaming me i just want to live my life

535
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,600
i'm gonna eat the second serving if I

536
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,880
want to eat the second serving and it's

537
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,720
okay get it April um and stepmom was

538
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:16,720
like "Oh I'm sorry you no longer see

539
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:18,640
yourself as a worthy investment."

540
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,480
And if you don't view yourself as a

541
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,080
worthy investment like if you won't

542
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,720
invest in yourself why would we we

543
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,720
invest in your tuition

544
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:32,240
yeah so my see you next Tuesday wording

545
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:35,520
was uh accurate

546
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:37,760
had a motivator behind it for sure right

547
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:39,840
and dad is just like back in the [ __ ]

548
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:43,120
like dad's just like that's like worse

549
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:45,919
somehow yeah like dad loves his daughter

550
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:48,960
but not enough to like actually do

551
00:23:45,919 --> 00:23:51,360
anything about it exactly i love you but

552
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,360
not enough to act on it so just take my

553
00:23:51,360 --> 00:23:55,760
word for it that I really do love you

554
00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:59,120
yes and so I guess the whole shtick with

555
00:23:55,760 --> 00:24:00,480
her cam channel is she's an aspiring

556
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:04,159
librarian that's what she's in school

557
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:06,159
for she's a virgin and she reads erotica

558
00:24:04,159 --> 00:24:07,440
while wearing lingerie she never strips

559
00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:09,440
fully naked she never like

560
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,039
self-stimulates or anything like that

561
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:13,840
just reads erotica while wearing

562
00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:16,640
lingerie does she read it out loud or

563
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:19,440
it's just her silently sitting there i

564
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:21,120
was like "Why are we watching that?" I

565
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,200
was like "Why are we watching?" So we're

566
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:25,440
just watching someone read silently i

567
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:30,240
was like why are we watching that

568
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:34,240
important clarifying question oh my god

569
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:39,440
sorry she is reading out loud to her

570
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:41,360
viewers followers yeah yes okay um

571
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:43,200
she goes back to the house to grab all

572
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:45,600
of her stuff like she's moving all of

573
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,440
her stuff out single-handedly her dad

574
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:49,039
helps her move her mattress when she

575
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,799
asks him to and even at that she's like

576
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:52,559
"Why do you always take her side?" And

577
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:54,480
he's like "I don't always take her

578
00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:56,960
side." And he's like "But like it you

579
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,080
didn't have to like be a cam girl like

580
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,000
you and I could have worked something

581
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,360
out quietly to like pay for your tuition

582
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,600
behind your stepmom's back." Yeah and

583
00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:05,679
she's like "We shouldn't have to do this

584
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:07,279
behind her back." Like that's the whole

585
00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:08,720
like "What the [ __ ] Dad?" sort of

586
00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:10,720
situation why do we have to hide that

587
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,799
you're supportive of me like why is that

588
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:17,679
a secret yes exactly so it's now the

589
00:25:14,799 --> 00:25:20,320
following evening so she's all moved in

590
00:25:17,679 --> 00:25:23,120
yes so Jonathan is on his way home from

591
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:26,000
work he's rushing home with a pizza to

592
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:29,279
see April yes cuz did she eat he's

593
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:32,400
probably worried about it he is well

594
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:34,080
like he cuz she got there at 6:30 and he

595
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:36,720
left for work at 7:00 and he like helped

596
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:39,919
her move her mattress in and he's like

597
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:42,799
what 19year-old is so like so desperate

598
00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:45,200
to be some like they showed up car fully

599
00:25:42,799 --> 00:25:48,799
loaded at 6:30 the next morning ready to

600
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:51,440
go like right to move in with a strange

601
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:55,039
man in his 40s in a house that's under

602
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:58,400
construction like oh the further we go

603
00:25:55,039 --> 00:26:00,960
the more concerning it gets like oh damn

604
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:04,240
Right and he like he's very cognizant of

605
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,919
that at some level and so he rushes home

606
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:07,600
cuz he like wants to see her wants to

607
00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:09,120
make sure she's okay see how the day

608
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,120
went

609
00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,559
and so he brought a pizza back and he

610
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,840
calls he's like "Hey I'm home i brought

611
00:26:12,559 --> 00:26:15,200
dinner." Sort of energy and he like

612
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,799
doesn't hear anything so he goes up to

613
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:20,480
knock on her door with all the

614
00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:23,919
construction she in her lingerie no the

615
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:25,360
latch on the door is broken um and so

616
00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:27,440
when he goes to knock on the door it

617
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:28,960
like caks open and he hears the water

618
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:32,000
running from her on suite and he's like

619
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:34,080
"Oh she's in the shower." But he sees a

620
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:37,760
tripod

621
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:39,760
and laptop set up with like a tapestry

622
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,440
hanging on the wall behind it like the

623
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:44,880
camera is focused on the bed and he's

624
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:47,039
like "What you doing who did I let into

625
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:50,559
my house?"

626
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:52,080
Yes uh he like goes over and sees that

627
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:55,679
like the name of the website it's

628
00:26:52,080 --> 00:27:00,240
attached to is Dream Cams Live so he has

629
00:26:55,679 --> 00:27:02,720
some inkling uh but but then he hears

630
00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:04,400
the shower water like the water turn off

631
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,600
so he like goes to like sneak out and as

632
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,880
he's going back down the stairs she

633
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,559
hears a creek and she's like "Oh like

634
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,240
did you call me?" He's like "Oh dinner's

635
00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:14,120
Yeah I got like pizza it's here like let

636
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:14,120
me know if you like want some."

637
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,720
Your face your face is saying so much

638
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:20,559
but also not anything i'm thinking about

639
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:23,520
the time

640
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:26,480
a friend of mine who's a photographer

641
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:29,919
years ago had decided that she wanted to

642
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:32,720
get into like the budwoir situation like

643
00:27:29,919 --> 00:27:34,559
as it was starting to pick up and I was

644
00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:37,760
like I would love to do that for Matt's

645
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:39,520
birthday sure like if you're trying to

646
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,039
build your portfolio I'd be happy to do

647
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:45,840
it

648
00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:47,919
so she found an apartment to rent by the

649
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:50,000
hour

650
00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:53,520
in Atlanta

651
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:56,720
oh no i don't love this on some kind of

652
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:59,679
like it was like a a site specifically

653
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:01,600
for like gig workers and and like

654
00:27:59,679 --> 00:28:04,000
photographers things like that who would

655
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,640
need to do something like that

656
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,039
and the guy renting the room was like

657
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:11,919
"Yeah when you check in or like when you

658
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:14,080
go go in there's going to be a guy at

659
00:28:11,919 --> 00:28:16,399
the desk do not tell him that you're

660
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:18,080
renting by the hour just let him know

661
00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:20,000
like what unit you're looking for and

662
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:24,399
they'll send you up don't worry about

663
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:27,360
it." Yep this feels great and I was like

664
00:28:24,399 --> 00:28:29,600
"Porn has been shot here." Like just to

665
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:32,320
be clear

666
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:34,320
porn has been shot here and I'm going to

667
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,760
be in my underwear so there are certain

668
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:38,000
things I'm not going to touch just for

669
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,000
the record like

670
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,559
we'll be doing that my sister-in-law and

671
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,080
brother-in-law were doing an Airbnb out

672
00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:46,880
of their basement for a long time like

673
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,399
had its own entrance like full private

674
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,760
people could come and go as they please

675
00:28:48,399 --> 00:28:51,600
but someone had asked they're like "Hey

676
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:53,520
we like don't need it overnight but we

677
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:56,080
would love to use the space for a photo

678
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:58,880
shoot." And then when the photos were

679
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,960
like found later I'm like "This is porn

680
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:04,159
this is Yeah i was like "That's a print

681
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:07,760
I made you in your basement love that

682
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:10,240
it's featured in porn." Um

683
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:12,399
yeah the photos I took were never

684
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:15,679
published

685
00:29:12,399 --> 00:29:18,399
for others to see but yeah were they

686
00:29:15,679 --> 00:29:20,640
used for her portfolio

687
00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:22,240
yeah but she did like blur on my face

688
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,960
and stuff i was like I'm so covered in

689
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,559
tattoos though it doesn't really matter

690
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,440
yeah I was going to say your tattoos are

691
00:29:26,559 --> 00:29:31,120
pretty distinct regardless yeah like I

692
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,960
didn't have all the tattoos I have now

693
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:35,360
in those photos but still it's like you

694
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:36,880
know if somebody was curious enough they

695
00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:39,039
could figure it out i'm like yeah you

696
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:41,919
can blur out my face and I don't know

697
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:43,840
many people who have a full floral world

698
00:29:41,919 --> 00:29:46,320
map from their left shoulder blade onto

699
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:49,520
their right tricep like I think it's

700
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:51,840
going to give me away yeah I did wear a

701
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,360
clown mask in some of the pictures oh my

702
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,679
god oh my god oh my god to troll my

703
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:59,679
husband i did do that i don't think I

704
00:29:55,679 --> 00:30:03,679
trolled him i think I made him hard

705
00:29:59,679 --> 00:30:06,000
your your husband loves ICP he does but

706
00:30:03,679 --> 00:30:07,919
I don't think the twisty mask with me

707
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,960
topless like did it i don't think that

708
00:30:07,919 --> 00:30:12,640
was the one but it was pretty funny for

709
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,960
him to be looking at the pictures and

710
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,960
they go "Oh

711
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:26,720
yeah mhm i did do that i had a friend

712
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,760
back in Nashville who was a very very

713
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:31,360
talented photographer and her and her

714
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,120
husband had just started renting this

715
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,279
like super cute studio in a very like

716
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:37,360
trendy part of town that like the rent

717
00:30:35,279 --> 00:30:41,039
was just like the rent might honestly

718
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:42,240
have been more than my mortgage is now

719
00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:45,200
but she was like but I can use it for

720
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,720
budoir as well and I was like I don't I

721
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:49,840
don't know if I want that many photo

722
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:53,120
shoots happening in my living room like

723
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:55,919
when they leave this is still the space

724
00:30:53,120 --> 00:31:00,960
that I exist in

725
00:30:55,919 --> 00:31:03,120
no not for me no not for me so he tells

726
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,640
her there's the pizza she was like "Yeah

727
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,360
let me I just got out of the shower i'm

728
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:09,440
not done joining you for dinner." Um

729
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:13,279
it's funny because when she comes

730
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:15,600
downstairs she's holding a orange tabby

731
00:31:13,279 --> 00:31:18,080
cat that like has been a stray he's been

732
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,360
feeding but she's holding the cat and

733
00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:22,080
she's like "You didn't tell me you have

734
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:24,960
a cat." And he's like "I don't." And

735
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,399
she's like "Oh

736
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:29,760
probably shouldn't have let it inside

737
00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:31,520
then but now that it's here would you

738
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:33,279
like a cat?" How do you feel about the

739
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:34,720
name Mango

740
00:31:33,279 --> 00:31:36,799
cute they feel great about the name

741
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:40,399
Mango so now they have a cat together

742
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:43,760
named Mango but while they're sitting

743
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:46,240
and eating he's just like enthralled

744
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:48,720
that she's there he thinks she's so

745
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,240
pretty he's just like checking her out

746
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,240
he's very aware that she threw on

747
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:54,320
clothes post shower and is not wearing a

748
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:55,760
bra but also because of her upbringing

749
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:58,000
she's sitting there and he's like

750
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,760
checking out her boobs and she's seeing

751
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,240
him stare at her while eating and she's

752
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:04,480
just like he thinks I'm really fat yeah

753
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:08,480
like like she's like "I like to eat."

754
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:11,120
And he's like "Yeah who doesn't?" And I

755
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:13,679
love that for you he's like "That's a

756
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,320
cool fact." Like

757
00:32:13,679 --> 00:32:21,480
are we just saying things we like yes i

758
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:21,480
like your boobs like "Okay."

759
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,840
She asks uh while they're eating if

760
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,440
she's like "Hey like would you be able

761
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,200
to fix the latch on my door it's

762
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,720
broken." And he's like "Yeah no

763
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,159
problem." So he grabs his toolbox when

764
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:33,919
they're done eating and goes up and by

765
00:32:32,159 --> 00:32:35,679
the time he goes up they're like the

766
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:38,399
camera and everything has already been

767
00:32:35,679 --> 00:32:42,000
put away so he's like

768
00:32:38,399 --> 00:32:43,679
"Okay now I know i get it." Yeah but he

769
00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:45,200
fixes the door goes back to his room

770
00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:48,240
it's now late they're going to bed and

771
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:52,080
he's like I'm going to look up her

772
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:55,039
channel and fantastic news she's

773
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:57,519
streaming right now

774
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:59,120
so he joins the stream from across the

775
00:32:57,519 --> 00:33:00,960
hall

776
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:04,799
yeah maybe on the first floor maybe it's

777
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:08,159
a master on Maine who can say

778
00:33:04,799 --> 00:33:10,960
but he also like he very much is

779
00:33:08,159 --> 00:33:14,720
intrigued by her thinks she's stunning

780
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:17,679
is very into her but is also like

781
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,360
she's a child who clearly has some [ __ ]

782
00:33:17,679 --> 00:33:21,519
going on

783
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:24,559
let's tread carefully here sort of

784
00:33:21,519 --> 00:33:26,640
energy i can objectify her in secret

785
00:33:24,559 --> 00:33:28,399
yeah like when he's like he watches the

786
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,480
channel and is also like this is the

787
00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:32,960
closest I'll ever get to having April

788
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,159
for myself a is like the the thought

789
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:40,559
behind it right so like

790
00:33:36,159 --> 00:33:42,960
kind of creepy yeah but also like

791
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:47,519
his heart was

792
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:50,399
he's trying yeah we can give him that

793
00:33:47,519 --> 00:33:53,360
yes so as he joins she's finishing

794
00:33:50,399 --> 00:33:55,919
reading a story and is engaging with the

795
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:58,720
comments and she's wearing her cute

796
00:33:55,919 --> 00:34:00,559
little lingerie and someone is like "Oh

797
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:02,159
I'd love a private bedtime story." She's

798
00:34:00,559 --> 00:34:04,399
like "Oh like you got to pay extra if

799
00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:06,000
you want to go into a private room." And

800
00:34:04,399 --> 00:34:08,320
Jonathan's like "Fuck that she's not

801
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:12,079
going." So like he pays the full amount

802
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:14,639
for a private room and he's like "We I

803
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:16,879
got him i don't want her going into a

804
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:19,200
private room with another username on

805
00:34:16,879 --> 00:34:24,639
here i want her going into a private

806
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:27,440
room with Electric J20 you know?"

807
00:34:24,639 --> 00:34:29,119
Yeah i I don't think he felt that

808
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,839
strongly about his username he's in his

809
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:34,320
mid-40s he's just creating a username to

810
00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:37,359
see the content not like my husband who

811
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:39,760
still uses Squiggy Tubs to this day in

812
00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:43,040
his mid-40s

813
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:47,760
squiggy tubs you heard me squiggy Tubs

814
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:49,440
yep vance uses Vzy as his like username

815
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,040
and like gaming name for everything but

816
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:55,520
then whenever he's had to make profiles

817
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:58,320
or like things for me now I'm cheesy

818
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:00,480
cute and it's just kind of continued i'm

819
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,720
like honestly it's kind of easy for I

820
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:05,359
like it yeah i don't use it anywhere

821
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:07,119
else if anyone called me cheesy I would

822
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:11,680
not reply to it cuz I would not know

823
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:14,800
that they were referencing me a but you

824
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:18,320
know when I'm playing Mario Party I'll

825
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:21,440
gladly be cheesy sure so he pays the max

826
00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:23,599
amount to go into a private room uh and

827
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:26,160
she's like "Okay so what like what kind

828
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:27,760
of story would do you want?" and she's

829
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:30,079
like going down the list of options that

830
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:32,880
she has and she's like "Oh I have some

831
00:35:30,079 --> 00:35:36,400
that are like daddy dom baby girl." And

832
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:38,079
she's and so in the chat I do find it

833
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,760
interesting because there are several

834
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:43,760
interactions that they have in this

835
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:45,839
novella where he's typing and she's

836
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,359
replying right right right okay cuz

837
00:35:45,839 --> 00:35:49,359
she's a cam girl right like a Twitch

838
00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:51,599
situation almost yeah like cuz it is

839
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:55,040
live so it's literally just replying to

840
00:35:51,599 --> 00:35:57,760
the comment and so he's like "Oh like

841
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,760
does that turn you on?" Like daddy do

842
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,520
little baby girl and she's like "It

843
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:03,040
does." Like I've never like said it i

844
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,640
don't really like normally tell people

845
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:09,760
that sort of energy she asks him if he's

846
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:12,720
hard and he's like "From the moment I

847
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:14,720
saw you."

848
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:16,800
It's different when you know that he's

849
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:19,680
down the hall yep and then she gets to

850
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:22,000
reading the erotica and like that's kind

851
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:25,760
of how that scene ends is them starting

852
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:29,320
this online relationship in this regard

853
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,320
all right mhm

854
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:34,640
sit break

855
00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:38,720
we're not sponsored by Boa Box but it

856
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:41,760
would be a lot cooler if we were

857
00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:44,320
you guys can just sit and # goals listen

858
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:46,079
to my sip sounds

859
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:48,400
we've already established we don't like

860
00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:51,119
ASMR

861
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:55,200
i really don't no me either i really

862
00:36:51,119 --> 00:36:57,280
don't no i could watch all of the rug

863
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:59,680
cleaning videos on TikTok with none of

864
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:03,040
the sound effects yes i I literally

865
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:06,240
listen to them on silent yeah or

866
00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:08,000
sometimes I'll just speed to the end

867
00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,240
like there's a point like there was one

868
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:14,160
recently I was like this rug cleaning

869
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:16,640
video is 6 minutes long too much we're

870
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:19,119
doing too much i am not this passionate

871
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:22,400
get a new rug i can't do that with you

872
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:24,079
yeah no I I actually did get a new rug

873
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,560
because my the runner in my front

874
00:37:24,079 --> 00:37:29,200
entryway has the side of it has been

875
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:31,119
curled since we got it like it had like

876
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,880
sticky pads on the bottom still curled

877
00:37:31,119 --> 00:37:34,320
could not get this rug fully flat to

878
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:36,720
save my life we've had it for like 5

879
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:39,760
years vance was like "You know we can

880
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:41,839
just get a rug we like better right?"

881
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,680
the freedom I felt in that moment that I

882
00:37:41,839 --> 00:37:46,640
had not like processed before i was like

883
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:49,599
"Oh my god I can I could do that i could

884
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,359
do that right now i did." There you go

885
00:37:49,599 --> 00:37:54,000
of course the one I ordered I thought

886
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:56,160
was in stock with Teimu but it wasn't it

887
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:59,680
was a pre-order and then it will be

888
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:02,880
shipped by sea so you know I'll see it a

889
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:05,119
couple of months from now 2026 2027

890
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:07,680
maybe

891
00:38:05,119 --> 00:38:09,920
but I like my knee-jerk reaction as soon

892
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:12,800
as I ordered the rug i threw out the old

893
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:14,880
one so now we're just rugless

894
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:18,720
heathens we're just raw dogging it in

895
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:22,640
our front lobby not raw dogging living

896
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:24,000
on the edge without a front runner

897
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,599
right i'm sure when you walked in my

898
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,680
house today you were like "The vibes are

899
00:38:25,599 --> 00:38:29,280
off." First thing I noticed I was like I

900
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:32,000
cannot believe there's no front runner

901
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,920
in here ridiculous

902
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,320
you're like quite frankly I don't want

903
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,960
to be dramatic but this might impact our

904
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:40,960
friendship long term

905
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,400
like I don't know if I can be here

906
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,800
physically emotionally i don't feel

907
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:47,599
comfortable i don't feel safe physical

908
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,359
and emotional safety are paramount and I

909
00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:52,359
don't feel them with the removal of that

910
00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:52,359
rug

911
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:56,240
okay so it's a few weeks later sure oh

912
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,320
so we've been living together for quite

913
00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:59,920
some time now yeah i'd say we're maybe

914
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:02,400
like 2 weeks later i don't know but they

915
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:04,160
definitely seem to have like found a bit

916
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,839
routine of a rhythm yeah they're

917
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:09,200
definitely setting into their roommate

918
00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:10,640
routines jonathan is very sweet and like

919
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,280
does little things where like they're

920
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:15,760
like eating breakfast and he's like "I

921
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:19,040
filled your tires with air." And she's

922
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:21,599
like "What tires?" And he's like "Your

923
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,880
your your car tires they look low so I

924
00:39:21,599 --> 00:39:26,480
filled them with air." And she's like

925
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:30,400
"Oh thanks." Like just very tires need

926
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:32,720
air that's the energy she's giving to me

927
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,440
i don't know exactly i'm like "April

928
00:39:32,720 --> 00:39:38,720
pause think about it for a second how

929
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:41,280
many other tires do you have i have some

930
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:44,480
questions right and where would we be

931
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:47,520
putting air if not in your tires on your

932
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:52,800
vehicle i'm like did you bring a bike is

933
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:56,599
that like It's my six-speed my Schwin

934
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,599
topping up my Schwin

935
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:03,839
okay i think we've talked about this

936
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:07,280
before the Virginia Creeper Trail mm-m

937
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:11,680
so it is it doesn't start in Damascus

938
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:14,400
Virginia but that's where the uh Happy

939
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:16,320
Shack bike shuttle place that we rent

940
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,079
from historically they are in Damascus

941
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:20,800
Virginia so I think the whole trail for

942
00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:24,400
the Virginia Cooper Trail is like 34

943
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:28,880
miles in total we do half of it so we do

944
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:30,800
17 miles and it is the old train tracks

945
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,960
oh okay and so it's called the creeper

946
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:35,359
trail because it's on like a 6% grade

947
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,119
and so the train would slowly creep up

948
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:38,640
the mountain and so people would be like

949
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:40,480
"Oh yeah it looks like it's creeping

950
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:43,040
because of the the steep incline." So

951
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:45,760
that's how it got its name right um I

952
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:47,920
don't go uphill I go downhill so we go

953
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:50,880
to Damascus Virginia we pay the nice

954
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:52,960
people at the shuttle shack our money

955
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:54,480
they drive us up to the top of the

956
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:57,599
mountain with the bike that they have

957
00:40:54,480 --> 00:41:00,000
let me borrow and then I coast that

958
00:40:57,599 --> 00:41:03,040
[ __ ] downhill for 17 miles and at the

959
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:06,319
end I go I just rode 17 miles [ __ ]

960
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:08,960
and even though I'm like it 15 were

961
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:11,359
downhill the final two I was I was

962
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,680
pedled a little bit

963
00:41:11,359 --> 00:41:15,359
but there's a dude

964
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,839
and I don't know especially because the

965
00:41:15,359 --> 00:41:22,079
creeper trail was absolutely impacted by

966
00:41:17,839 --> 00:41:24,400
the hurricanes last year uh he has done

967
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:28,640
the full creeper trail i want to say

968
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:31,440
both ways like up and down every day for

969
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:34,400
like 20s something year like something

970
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:36,560
insane that is bananas and there was a

971
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:39,440
day where I was struggling going

972
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:41,520
downhill and I passed him like the

973
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:43,200
iconic I was like holy [ __ ] that's the

974
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,680
dude i'm like that man is not even

975
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:50,160
[ __ ] struggling that man just rides

976
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:53,520
his bike 34 miles uphill at a 6% grade

977
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:56,000
on a daily basis

978
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:58,079
it could never be me mostly because I

979
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,599
never learned to ride a bike but also

980
00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:02,160
because I would not do that kind of

981
00:41:59,599 --> 00:42:04,240
physical activity

982
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:06,400
i'm learning new things about you you

983
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:10,160
don't know how to ride a bike no neither

984
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:12,240
does Kay really yes cuz we when uh Kay

985
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,520
and Austin came up to my parents house

986
00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:14,640
with us a couple years ago and we're

987
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,400
like "Oh we should all go to the the

988
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,760
creeper trail." And Kay was like "Well I

989
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,359
don't know how to ride a bike so that

990
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,000
would not be fun for me." Not for me

991
00:42:19,359 --> 00:42:25,040
yeah kay and I could hang out and drink

992
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:28,560
while you guys do the creeper trail but

993
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:31,599
yeah I I'm fascinated all right do your

994
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:34,000
sisters know how to ride yep both of

995
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:36,319
them uh-huh

996
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,400
mhm

997
00:42:36,319 --> 00:42:41,200
the face you're making right now you're

998
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:43,119
like "Yeah yeah I'm aware they sure do

999
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:46,160
they sure should know how to ride a

1000
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:48,079
bike." Yeah great question Chelsea great

1001
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,160
question yeah there's a lot of things

1002
00:42:48,079 --> 00:42:52,640
about being a middle child that are just

1003
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:56,160
different you know and me not knowing

1004
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:58,480
how to ride a bike is one of them so

1005
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:03,280
yeah I just never learned do you have

1006
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:05,440
any desire to learn no no I don't yeah

1007
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,440
not at this juncture so like if Matt

1008
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:09,520
surprised you and like I bought you like

1009
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:12,319
a bike you wouldn't be like this is a

1010
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:14,640
great surprise i'd be like I can't ride

1011
00:43:12,319 --> 00:43:16,800
one why would you do that

1012
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,880
it'd be a weird use of money knowing I

1013
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:23,359
can't ride okay what if it had training

1014
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:24,880
wheels sure I give it a go whatever i

1015
00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:29,079
don't have any dignity left it's not

1016
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,079
like training wheels would hurt it

1017
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,200
although to find an adult bike with

1018
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,880
training wheels on it might be a whole

1019
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,560
different issue like what about training

1020
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:41,440
wheels and your whole response is

1021
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:44,160
essentially yeah you can't emotionally

1022
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:46,560
hurt me so

1023
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:51,720
I guess we could do some training the

1024
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:51,720
emotional damage has been done i mean

1025
00:43:54,319 --> 00:44:00,000
no no no oh my god it's fine it's fine

1026
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:03,040
my cousin did try to teach me once when

1027
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:06,079
I was 15 when we were on the beach but

1028
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:08,000
um I wouldn't call it successful i could

1029
00:44:06,079 --> 00:44:10,800
sort of go in a straight line but like

1030
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:13,200
turning was not a thing you know i would

1031
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:16,640
liken that to when I was taught how to

1032
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:20,160
drive stick i'm like was I given a

1033
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:23,680
lesson absolutely technically yes could

1034
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:25,920
I execute if left to my own devices

1035
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:28,560
absolutely [ __ ] not also just to be

1036
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:33,280
clear I learned to drive stick in a 99

1037
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:35,920
tel in the mountains of Montana

1038
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:38,640
and when you're learning how to like

1039
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,160
take your foot off like and like what

1040
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:41,680
that can when you hit the clutch and

1041
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,240
when you go into neutral and all that

1042
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:45,599
stuff yeah learning that on a hill where

1043
00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:48,400
when you take your foot off you start

1044
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:51,119
rolling backwards was so intimidating

1045
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:53,200
and I vividly remember my best friend

1046
00:44:51,119 --> 00:44:55,280
trying to teach me to drive stick in her

1047
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,960
car we're on a hill and I look over and

1048
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,680
there's just grinding every gear there's

1049
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:02,319
a couple on a walk seeing what's

1050
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:07,920
happening recognizing what's happening

1051
00:45:02,319 --> 00:45:10,640
and just dying laughing and I'm like

1052
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:13,119
you you you know what i hope you enjoy

1053
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:15,440
every bit of this moment you earned it i

1054
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:16,960
I earned it for you happy to share this

1055
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:18,640
with you

1056
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:21,599
i learned to drive stick in Florida

1057
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:24,720
which is flat so Well that's where I met

1058
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:26,720
Joanne so I Why did you go all the way

1059
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:29,359
to Montana to learn to drive stick cuz

1060
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:31,440
the [ __ ] moved my best friend moved and

1061
00:45:29,359 --> 00:45:35,760
I had to follow her want to see you next

1062
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:37,359
Tuesday also one time on that same trip

1063
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,720
I went out to visit her twice in Montana

1064
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:41,520
while she was living there she's now in

1065
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:43,839
Texas but when she was living in Montana

1066
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,440
we started she was like "Yeah let's

1067
00:45:43,839 --> 00:45:47,200
drive up the mountain cuz it's a

1068
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,800
beautiful view and there's like a ski

1069
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:53,839
lodge up at the top." Cool sounds great

1070
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:56,240
uh so we go to Dairy Queen and get some

1071
00:45:53,839 --> 00:45:59,280
blizzards to eat sure it is the

1072
00:45:56,240 --> 00:46:01,359
beginning of March in Montana chile

1073
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:03,040
there is a blizzard happening yeah she's

1074
00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:04,800
like "We should drive up this mountain."

1075
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,800
Halfway up the mountain i'm like "How

1076
00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:09,200
long does it take to get there like how

1077
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,480
much further is it?" And she goes "I

1078
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:12,319
don't know i've never made it all the

1079
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,800
way."

1080
00:46:12,319 --> 00:46:16,800
I went "The [ __ ] did you just say?" And

1081
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:18,720
she's like "Yeah last time I like slid

1082
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,240
into a tree I just sat and played my

1083
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,960
guitar until someone could come and get

1084
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:25,680
me." Is it important to you to make it

1085
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:28,480
to where we're going today

1086
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:31,200
luckily like she did live at the base of

1087
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:34,480
the mountain okay so we if we kept

1088
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:37,839
walking we would have found her fiance

1089
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:40,079
turned now husband eventually who's

1090
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:42,800
former military he's a very capable

1091
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:45,520
human sure he has her name tattooed on

1092
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,920
his neck it's intimidating that is

1093
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,400
intimidating it really is that is so

1094
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,800
much commitment

1095
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,960
yeah they hit a rough patch for a while

1096
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:57,040
and that came up awkward yeah he was

1097
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,400
like "What do I do i have your name

1098
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,920
tattooed." And I remember literally

1099
00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,880
thinking "Really hope you all get

1100
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:05,520
through it." They did yeah doing great

1101
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:08,319
well thank God for that but did also

1102
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:10,720
I've had I'm like "Oh a a name neck

1103
00:47:08,319 --> 00:47:13,680
tattoo." Yeah cuz I have a couple's

1104
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:17,000
tattoo but you would never know that

1105
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,000
i have

1106
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:23,280
two matching tattoos with my husband and

1107
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:25,839
two tattoos for my husband right and

1108
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:28,640
none of them just say

1109
00:47:25,839 --> 00:47:29,920
dance i think it was Ron Fanches who had

1110
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:32,000
the stand up where he's like "I saw a

1111
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:33,920
neck tattoo that said [ __ ] Linda." He's

1112
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:37,119
like "Either that person really loves

1113
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:39,839
Linda or really hates Linda." Either way

1114
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:43,920
Linda could probably do better but like

1115
00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:45,119
I've got for Linda justice for Linda

1116
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:46,400
okay so it's a couple weeks later

1117
00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:49,200
they've fallen into this like roommate

1118
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:52,240
routine and he's doing sweet things like

1119
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:55,119
filling her tires with air

1120
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:56,640
and then um also worth noting electric

1121
00:47:55,119 --> 00:47:59,760
J20

1122
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:01,760
has bought every private session for the

1123
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,280
rest of the month so the work on the

1124
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,240
house is halted because he doesn't have

1125
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:07,760
any money well no he does well he works

1126
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,960
a full-time job so he only works in his

1127
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:11,119
house on the weekend and this is the

1128
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:13,119
weekday evenings yes cuz he's still

1129
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:16,480
electrician oh right right right yes

1130
00:48:13,119 --> 00:48:17,920
okay so he's also capable of fixing a

1131
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,560
lot of things in his house it's not like

1132
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:23,760
he's like I've got some YouTube

1133
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:27,440
tutorials and a lot of heart

1134
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:29,599
yikes which for the record is what my

1135
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:31,599
husband has and he does great work i was

1136
00:48:29,599 --> 00:48:34,800
going to say my husband has done a lot

1137
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:36,960
with YouTube including fixing my oven

1138
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,280
which was pretty intense vance made me

1139
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,200
arched built-in bookshelves incredible

1140
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:44,400
from YouTube tutorials maybe Tik Tok

1141
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:47,280
tutorials yeah either way right there is

1142
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:48,640
a lot to be gained sure but I do also

1143
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,440
feel like maybe not with electricity

1144
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:53,200
though well and I don't know if Here's

1145
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,200
the problem on the flip side there are

1146
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:57,599
now things where I'm like "This seems

1147
00:48:55,200 --> 00:49:00,000
broken we should call someone." And

1148
00:48:57,599 --> 00:49:02,880
Vance is like "I bet I could fix it."

1149
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,480
And I'm like "Damn it Vance okay why

1150
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,960
don't you try to fix it let me know how

1151
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,960
it goes."

1152
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,680
watch

1153
00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:16,960
our oven sats

1154
00:49:15,359 --> 00:49:18,880
into that he's like I think I've done

1155
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,480
all I can

1156
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:22,640
and then we called someone finally and

1157
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:25,920
they're like yeah this [ __ ] is broken

1158
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:29,200
yeah i'm like I knew i knew months ago

1159
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:31,119
our element blew out of our oven which

1160
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,359
was horrifying by the way because it's

1161
00:49:31,119 --> 00:49:36,880
like an a a light bulb going out where

1162
00:49:33,359 --> 00:49:38,400
it like flares bright and then pops oh

1163
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:41,599
that's terrifying it was pretty

1164
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:43,359
terrifying for me to experience um but

1165
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:45,520
Matt did figure out how to replace the

1166
00:49:43,359 --> 00:49:48,319
full element and it really upset me

1167
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:50,400
because I wanted a new oven

1168
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:54,400
but he was so proud of himself for

1169
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:56,559
fixing it so I had an ex who crashed his

1170
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,319
car into someone else he was at fault in

1171
00:49:56,559 --> 00:50:00,319
the accident we're just going to say

1172
00:49:58,319 --> 00:50:02,800
that from the jump call a spade a spade

1173
00:50:00,319 --> 00:50:04,480
but we were living in Tennessee

1174
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:07,680
his car had been purchased and was

1175
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:10,559
registered to California and in

1176
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:12,319
Tennessee they were like "Oh because of

1177
00:50:10,559 --> 00:50:16,079
the amount of damage you're over the

1178
00:50:12,319 --> 00:50:17,920
threshold so your car is now considered

1179
00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:20,400
totaled because it would cost so much to

1180
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:22,240
fix it." And and then they went "Oh wait

1181
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:24,800
your car is technically registered in

1182
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:26,319
California it's worth more there your

1183
00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:28,160
car is not totaled there so I guess

1184
00:50:26,319 --> 00:50:30,640
we'll fix it because of the insurance

1185
00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:32,319
standards for being totaled so he like

1186
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:34,640
fully He's like "Okay well this is

1187
00:50:32,319 --> 00:50:37,280
shitty but at least I get a new car out

1188
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:40,240
of this situation." Jokes on you [ __ ]

1189
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,760
yep jokes on you you crashed it and you

1190
00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:46,319
still drive it it will be your car after

1191
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:49,119
forever that happened to me when I was

1192
00:50:46,319 --> 00:50:52,319
driving my 1999 Buick Regal and somebody

1193
00:50:49,119 --> 00:50:55,440
rearended me and totalled her car

1194
00:50:52,319 --> 00:50:58,160
because that [ __ ] is made out of steel

1195
00:50:55,440 --> 00:51:00,960
fully and so it just looked like it was

1196
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:04,160
turning to the left my car her car the

1197
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:07,520
front end was gone like she hit me on 85

1198
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:09,200
oh rear ended me on 85 yeah how fast do

1199
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:12,400
you have to be going to rear end someone

1200
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:15,680
on 85 holy [ __ ] really fast really fast

1201
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:18,240
i had a concussion it was really bad

1202
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:20,800
but they were like "Well we're gonna fix

1203
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:22,480
your car regardless whether it was

1204
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,800
totaled or not." And I was like "Can I

1205
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:28,160
please have a new car it's 2013 and I

1206
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:30,319
would love so much to not be driving a

1207
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,720
1999 Buick Regal where none of the

1208
00:51:30,319 --> 00:51:35,440
electrics work including the gas gauge

1209
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:38,160
so I just have to feel it if I have to

1210
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:41,599
put gas in the car." Like but no they

1211
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:44,160
just fixed it unfortunately the on my

1212
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:46,319
drive to moving to Texas my entire power

1213
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:48,559
steering column went out i had to get it

1214
00:51:46,319 --> 00:51:51,920
replaced the week I moved to Texas and

1215
00:51:48,559 --> 00:51:54,160
then beyond that once it was fixed the

1216
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,079
gas gauge never worked quite right again

1217
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,240
so after when it would hit a quarter

1218
00:51:56,079 --> 00:52:01,119
tank I was like I could have 200 miles

1219
00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:03,200
left i could have 20 m left i guess

1220
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:06,319
we'll find out when we hit the highway

1221
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:08,480
baby literally and the number like I

1222
00:52:06,319 --> 00:52:10,800
missed a therapy appointment i had to

1223
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:13,680
call my therapist and be like "Hey I'm

1224
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:16,640
not going to make our session i'm on the

1225
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:20,400
side of 183

1226
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:23,359
waiting for a tow truck because my gas

1227
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:27,520
has left my car does my car say it has

1228
00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:30,079
plenty of gas?" Yes mhm mhm yep but here

1229
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,920
we are and you know what if I had

1230
00:52:30,079 --> 00:52:33,839
electric J20 he would have filled my car

1231
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:36,800
with gas i wouldn't even be in this

1232
00:52:33,839 --> 00:52:38,640
situation tires gas oil you would have

1233
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:40,880
been cruising to that therapy

1234
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,559
appointment yeah would have been able to

1235
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:44,079
work through the emotional trauma where

1236
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:47,119
were you electric J i've been holding

1237
00:52:44,079 --> 00:52:49,520
that trauma for 10 years now jonathan

1238
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:52,079
was on with a cam girl apparently with

1239
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:55,839
April the cam girl

1240
00:52:52,079 --> 00:53:00,079
uh so yes he's now bought up all of the

1241
00:52:55,839 --> 00:53:02,640
sessions and so flip I guess we're we're

1242
00:53:00,079 --> 00:53:04,079
still on April's perspective uh she sees

1243
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:05,440
her dad calling her and she's like "Oh

1244
00:53:04,079 --> 00:53:08,960
this is the first time my dad has called

1245
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:10,400
me since I've moved does he does he care

1246
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,839
does my dad finally care about me?" So

1247
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,280
she's like "Hi what's up?" It's the

1248
00:53:11,839 --> 00:53:16,960
stepmom being like "Well I guess you are

1249
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:20,000
alive." Seeing that like yeah she's the

1250
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:21,520
worst um and like just automatically is

1251
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,760
like "Oh well have you found a new job

1252
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:26,880
yet do you need money how are you paying

1253
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:29,520
for your rent?" Like all of these and

1254
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:30,960
April's like "Yeah like the house is

1255
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,319
still under construction but would love

1256
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:36,160
to have you guys over for dinner." And

1257
00:53:32,319 --> 00:53:38,079
like is just trying to be like "Yeah

1258
00:53:36,160 --> 00:53:40,000
wants the relationship to be anything

1259
00:53:38,079 --> 00:53:41,440
other than what it is." And also that's

1260
00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:42,640
a little bit of like I don't know maybe

1261
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,359
I'm interpreting this like a little bit

1262
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:47,359
of a [ __ ] you as like a Yeah no I'm

1263
00:53:45,359 --> 00:53:50,079
doing great come see the place like

1264
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:52,559
right love to have you yeah you threw me

1265
00:53:50,079 --> 00:53:55,280
out because I was a cam girl because you

1266
00:53:52,559 --> 00:53:59,720
decided my size disqualified me from

1267
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,720
having my college tuition paid for

1268
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:05,440
yes livid yeah like I feel my chest i

1269
00:54:04,079 --> 00:54:07,599
was going to say like right in here

1270
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:10,960
right in my chest yeah

1271
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:15,520
so that night when April and Electric

1272
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:16,960
Jay are having their cam date

1273
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,359
it seems as though they've like started

1274
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:21,119
having some more personal conversation

1275
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:22,880
so he knows a little bit about her

1276
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:25,440
Electric Jay not as Jonathan knows a

1277
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:28,960
little bit about the family and so she's

1278
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:33,520
telling Electric Jay how she has invited

1279
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:35,760
her parents over for dinner um and that

1280
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:39,520
she's like bummed that her dad still

1281
00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:42,319
hasn't reached out and like in the chat

1282
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:44,400
Jonathan's like "Any father would be

1283
00:54:42,319 --> 00:54:46,960
lucky to have you in his life i know I

1284
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:49,760
would." And then she's like "Do you want

1285
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:51,280
to be my dad Jay?" Like that like so

1286
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:54,400
we're

1287
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:57,280
The energy is shifting yeah yeah yeah i

1288
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,800
feel the energy shifting 1,000% it's not

1289
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,599
subtle

1290
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:06,400
nor is it trying to be yeah subtle is

1291
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:09,040
not a word in this synopsis um also he

1292
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:13,440
had sent maybe I guess probably to a PO

1293
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:15,599
box but sent her an outfit to wear uh so

1294
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:17,119
like sent her some little lingerie so

1295
00:55:15,599 --> 00:55:20,079
she's wearing the little like set that

1296
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:22,880
he got her on their their date and she

1297
00:55:20,079 --> 00:55:25,200
chooses another Daddy Dom little girl

1298
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:27,839
kind of story line and as she's reading

1299
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:31,440
through this one it's definitely

1300
00:55:27,839 --> 00:55:33,359
arousing and like doing everybody's into

1301
00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:36,000
it yeah yes and the situation is

1302
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:39,680
escalating and so he's still chatting

1303
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:41,359
but once again she's responding verbally

1304
00:55:39,680 --> 00:55:42,960
and so it kind of starts like the if I

1305
00:55:41,359 --> 00:55:46,000
were there I would take such good care

1306
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:47,839
of you like well what would you do and

1307
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:50,640
so he's like walking her through the

1308
00:55:47,839 --> 00:55:53,839
scene um and at one point I forget

1309
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:57,200
exactly when uh but she ends up turning

1310
00:55:53,839 --> 00:55:59,440
the camera because she has never been

1311
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:01,920
fully nude on She's like "I don't."

1312
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:04,240
She's like "I I don't do that." Yes and

1313
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:06,880
so like at one point he's like "Are you

1314
00:56:04,240 --> 00:56:09,680
wet like show me your wet panties." And

1315
00:56:06,880 --> 00:56:11,440
then or "Show me how wet you are." And

1316
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:13,280
you can like tell that she's a little

1317
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:15,280
like "Oh I don't." And he's like "That's

1318
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,359
my boundary." Like well he's like "Just

1319
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:20,240
show me the wet spot like you don't need

1320
00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:21,760
to like bury yourself to me sort of

1321
00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:24,640
energy

1322
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:28,640
so she ends up shifting the camera so he

1323
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:32,240
can watch her face uh but cannot see

1324
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:36,640
below the waist as she is masturbating

1325
00:56:32,240 --> 00:56:38,640
on camera an escalation yes

1326
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:40,960
and so it's like one of those things

1327
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:43,520
where it's like I'd ask my baby girl

1328
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:46,079
like where she wants daddy to touch her

1329
00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:48,880
and she's like I wish you were my daddy

1330
00:56:46,079 --> 00:56:50,640
and so like this whole situation is is

1331
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,839
kind of starting and he's like I want to

1332
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:57,680
see you come she says she wants daddy to

1333
00:56:53,839 --> 00:56:59,440
be her first she's imagining at this

1334
00:56:57,680 --> 00:57:03,280
point

1335
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:04,880
both Jonathan and Electric Jay as like

1336
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,240
two

1337
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:10,160
like she hasn't connected these dots yet

1338
00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,240
by any she's thinking about Jonathan

1339
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:16,880
while this is going on cuz she's into

1340
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:19,839
him and all of his 68 glory yes and like

1341
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:22,720
all of the ways he just like

1342
00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:24,319
takes care of her without Yeah

1343
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:26,559
expectation

1344
00:57:24,319 --> 00:57:29,760
in a way that like clearly her family

1345
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:33,599
has not supported her or taken care of

1346
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:35,280
her as such um so

1347
00:57:33,599 --> 00:57:36,799
when she's like I want daddy to be my

1348
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:40,079
first and he's like that's because your

1349
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:42,240
daddy's good girl and I love you so and

1350
00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:43,440
she's like so she ends up like orgasming

1351
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,799
then as she's coming down she's like

1352
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,319
"Okay well he like said he loved me."

1353
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:48,559
But like that was probably just like the

1354
00:57:46,319 --> 00:57:51,680
heat of the moment he probably meant he

1355
00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:53,839
loves this interaction we're having yes

1356
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,640
me as a person i love you too but like

1357
00:57:53,839 --> 00:57:59,119
it's kind of like I don't

1358
00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:00,640
I if I'm remembering correctly and I

1359
00:57:59,119 --> 00:58:03,520
forgot to put this in my outline like

1360
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:06,000
he's like "No like I said what I like

1361
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:09,520
clarifies." Yeah I meant what I said

1362
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:12,559
yeah very much um so now we're going to

1363
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,400
jump to the next weekend where her

1364
00:58:12,559 --> 00:58:15,440
parents are coming over for dinner that

1365
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,160
night

1366
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:19,599
yes um

1367
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:21,760
they've been working on the house more

1368
00:58:19,599 --> 00:58:23,119
consistently throughout the week knowing

1369
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:26,079
that this is happening like she's

1370
00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:28,480
clearly nervous wants it to be nice

1371
00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:31,359
wants it to to be a special evening

1372
00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:33,359
jonathan's also kind of like I'm your

1373
00:58:31,359 --> 00:58:34,880
landl like for all intents and purposes

1374
00:58:33,359 --> 00:58:36,960
like I don't need to be at this dinner

1375
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:42,000
like yeah I don't need it keep working

1376
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:43,599
on the house you have dinner

1377
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:45,200
elsewhere

1378
00:58:43,599 --> 00:58:46,960
um when they get to the house the

1379
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:49,200
stepmom her name is Eloise i forget the

1380
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,960
dad's name doesn't really matter eloise

1381
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,960
doesn't really matter right either uh

1382
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:54,880
but like Eloise is like once again

1383
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:57,359
immediately

1384
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:59,440
critical a [ __ ] yeah just like critical

1385
00:58:57,359 --> 00:59:02,559
making all these comments being like "Oh

1386
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:05,920
is is he joining us for dinner?" And

1387
00:59:02,559 --> 00:59:08,000
April's like "No he's he's really busy."

1388
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:09,520
And like the like "Wow I can't believe

1389
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,400
your new landlord is self that he

1390
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,040
wouldn't even come to the dinner that

1391
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:16,559
you made." Like just those sort of like

1392
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:21,040
"Yeah but he's my landlord not my lover

1393
00:59:16,559 --> 00:59:22,799
or my friend so why would he come?" Well

1394
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,880
and also on the flip side like and

1395
00:59:22,799 --> 00:59:28,000
Jonathan said he's like "Yeah I get

1396
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:29,440
where as if your 19-year-old daughter

1397
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,119
moves in with someone you'd probably

1398
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,720
want to know who the [ __ ] she was living

1399
00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:34,720
with." Yeah but that also doesn't seem

1400
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,880
to be the motivator for the stepmom

1401
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:40,640
right it's more just to be like if he

1402
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:43,520
had shown up she'd be like "Well right."

1403
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:45,520
Well and so he does because April like

1404
00:59:43,520 --> 00:59:46,799
pops her head into whatever room he's

1405
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,240
working it's like "Hey like they like

1406
00:59:46,799 --> 00:59:50,160
I'm Can you go meet them?" Yeah like

1407
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,280
they'd love to meet you and so at this

1408
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,480
point he's like "I'm going to join

1409
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:57,760
them." Yeah for for dinner and as

1410
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:59,200
they're sitting at at dinner the stepmom

1411
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,799
is like "Oh it's like have you gotten a

1412
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:04,319
new job like I noticed you haven't been

1413
01:00:00,799 --> 01:00:06,880
at your desk in weeks and like Jonathan

1414
01:00:04,319 --> 01:00:09,680
starts realizing he's like how often is

1415
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:11,599
her stepmom checking her cam feed to

1416
01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:13,200
like see that like she hasn't been like

1417
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:15,760
why is she so obsessed with like

1418
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:18,480
[ __ ] on her like oh like what did

1419
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:22,319
you get a new job how are you paying for

1420
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:26,640
your rent like just that sort of Yeah

1421
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:28,319
real like underhanded very underhanded

1422
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:30,720
at no point explicitly saying anything

1423
01:00:28,319 --> 01:00:35,920
but like very much trying to subtly

1424
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:40,480
imply that April is prostituting herself

1425
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:44,559
mhm for room and board which by the way

1426
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:47,040
sex work is valid work but like maybe if

1427
01:00:44,559 --> 01:00:51,119
you hadn't kicked her out for eating

1428
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:53,200
that second cookie yeah you know like

1429
01:00:51,119 --> 01:00:55,680
what are you trying to do here yes for

1430
01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:58,880
the record sex work is valid work

1431
01:00:55,680 --> 01:01:01,920
everyone is valid like

1432
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:03,599
by no means [ __ ] on on

1433
01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:06,720
I know I know but I also just like felt

1434
01:01:03,599 --> 01:01:09,040
like I like still needed to say it yeah

1435
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,680
but yes very much just like trying to

1436
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:14,720
like be like "Oh like so how are you

1437
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:16,720
afford?" So how much is rent here right

1438
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:18,880
and April's like "Oh a couple hundred."

1439
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:22,160
But like I fully expect that to go up

1440
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:25,359
like when renovation exactly right like

1441
01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:27,520
really made uh her grandma's mac and

1442
01:01:25,359 --> 01:01:29,040
cheese recipe and when she served it to

1443
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,359
her stepmom she's like "Wow could you

1444
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:33,520
have like chosen a more like fattening

1445
01:01:31,359 --> 01:01:34,720
dish?" Yes and so she's like "Okay why

1446
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,319
don't you just give that piece to dad

1447
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:40,079
and I'll like cut you a smaller piece?"

1448
01:01:36,319 --> 01:01:42,720
Like that sort of energy just trying to

1449
01:01:40,079 --> 01:01:44,640
keep the piece yes and like Johnson is

1450
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:48,000
just like getting like more and more

1451
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:51,200
pissed by the moment cuz he's like "What

1452
01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:53,760
the [ __ ] is happening here?" And like

1453
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:56,960
April starts like trying to apologize to

1454
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:59,520
Jay Electric Jay Jonathan whatever your

1455
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:02,480
name you want to use right like what her

1456
01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:03,839
stepmom is like clearly implying

1457
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,599
and Jonathan is like "No need to

1458
01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,599
apologize baby girl." And then she's

1459
01:02:05,599 --> 01:02:10,079
kind of like "Wait did he just say

1460
01:02:07,599 --> 01:02:12,079
"Baby?" And then and then stepmom's like

1461
01:02:10,079 --> 01:02:13,680
"What did he just say?" And he's like

1462
01:02:12,079 --> 01:02:15,200
"That's none of your [ __ ] business

1463
01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:16,880
what I said or what I didn't say she

1464
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,799
made this beautiful dinner because she

1465
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:21,280
wanted this to be a nice experience

1466
01:02:18,799 --> 01:02:22,480
you're being an [ __ ] you're not being

1467
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,599
supportive of her at all." And then he

1468
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:25,200
looks at her dad and he's like "What the

1469
01:02:23,599 --> 01:02:26,720
[ __ ] is your problem man?" Like "What

1470
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,680
are you doing why are you even here?"

1471
01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:29,440
Exactly he's like "You have an

1472
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:32,240
incredible daughter and you do nothing

1473
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:34,880
to defend her or like stand up for her

1474
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:36,240
like you should be so lucky as to have a

1475
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,040
daughter that you can support in that

1476
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:42,319
way." And so just like fully goes off on

1477
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:46,240
the parents April sitting there

1478
01:02:42,319 --> 01:02:48,559
shocked right shook right and they end

1479
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:51,359
up leaving right and so then like as

1480
01:02:48,559 --> 01:02:56,960
soon as they leave though walks back in

1481
01:02:51,359 --> 01:02:59,599
it's like "So baby girl huh?" So

1482
01:02:56,960 --> 01:03:02,559
you're Jay

1483
01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:05,680
she's like I might be making a leap but

1484
01:03:02,559 --> 01:03:09,359
it seems to be and he tells her he's

1485
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:11,520
like he's like I am i found your your

1486
01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:13,200
channel he's like please know like I

1487
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:16,240
have no expectations that anything will

1488
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:18,400
ever go further like I meant everything

1489
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:22,799
I said when like everything I told you

1490
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:24,720
was true i do love you uh if you believe

1491
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:28,400
nothing else like believe that but like

1492
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:31,520
I I I promise you I wasn't like just

1493
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:36,000
like trying to like be a creep like I do

1494
01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:37,920
i I love you a And then she's like

1495
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:42,720
offers her wrist and it's like then love

1496
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:44,960
me daddy it's like what

1497
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:48,480
she wasn't offering the wrist her wrist

1498
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:50,400
felt like she's being handcuffed

1499
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:54,480
she held his hands i don't know she did

1500
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:56,319
something that was like a I'm imagining

1501
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,720
like going up to a cop and being like

1502
01:03:56,319 --> 01:04:01,720
"Take me daddy." Like "Excuse me right

1503
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:01,720
now."

1504
01:04:05,760 --> 01:04:09,520
Also then I'm thinking of all of the

1505
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,960
police officers I I know in real life

1506
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:13,119
who are like "You don't cuff in the

1507
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:14,720
front you dumbass."

1508
01:04:13,119 --> 01:04:17,200
That's not That's not going to be the

1509
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:18,559
sexy experience you're thinking it'll be

1510
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,920
i know you think you're trying to do

1511
01:04:18,559 --> 01:04:24,480
something but you're not doing what

1512
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:27,359
you're trying to do right now no no no

1513
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:30,960
yeah so we go from like then love me

1514
01:04:27,359 --> 01:04:33,119
daddy like they go upstairs they have

1515
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,799
Did he tie her up or did he just take

1516
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,160
her hand it doesn't matter yeah he

1517
01:04:34,799 --> 01:04:39,039
didn't tie her up they have their

1518
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:40,720
solidifying [ __ ] very much i think

1519
01:04:39,039 --> 01:04:43,039
something that stood out to me about how

1520
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:45,039
this like they they write Margot writes

1521
01:04:43,039 --> 01:04:46,559
a scene versus some other like not

1522
01:04:45,039 --> 01:04:49,680
necessarily by Margot but just daddy

1523
01:04:46,559 --> 01:04:52,480
down little girl romances

1524
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:54,079
um is I feel like in some books it can

1525
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:56,720
sometimes read as a little bit more of

1526
01:04:54,079 --> 01:04:58,240
like a mental regression that they

1527
01:04:56,720 --> 01:05:01,119
haven't talked about where you're like

1528
01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:02,480
ooh this feels like is this a trauma

1529
01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:04,880
response that they're like age

1530
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:06,720
regressing like this like if this works

1531
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,839
for your dynamic I'm not against it but

1532
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:09,839
like there should also be convers

1533
01:05:07,839 --> 01:05:12,319
conversations about it and I think

1534
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:14,799
matters in this kind of situation yeah

1535
01:05:12,319 --> 01:05:17,359
and I think from April's perspective

1536
01:05:14,799 --> 01:05:22,039
there was also

1537
01:05:17,359 --> 01:05:22,039
acute awareness of

1538
01:05:22,079 --> 01:05:28,240
the role she's playing in that moment

1539
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:31,359
right like at one point like like he

1540
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:33,520
takes his dick out and she's like "Oh

1541
01:05:31,359 --> 01:05:35,839
that's so big daddy like is this how you

1542
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:38,799
like like do can you teach me how you

1543
01:05:35,839 --> 01:05:42,079
like it sucked?" And like like and then

1544
01:05:38,799 --> 01:05:44,319
when he like like in the book where his

1545
01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:46,799
eyes get huge and her internal monologue

1546
01:05:44,319 --> 01:05:50,079
is like I might be better at this role

1547
01:05:46,799 --> 01:05:52,400
play than he anticipated but like I am

1548
01:05:50,079 --> 01:05:56,640
killing it right now kind of recognizing

1549
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:58,960
like that that is the role a role versus

1550
01:05:56,640 --> 01:06:00,480
I think some books it there's no

1551
01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,720
conversation about it and it reads like

1552
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:05,119
a regression i'm like well no now we're

1553
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:06,960
just entering like mental instability in

1554
01:06:05,119 --> 01:06:09,680
a way that doesn't feel as good to

1555
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:11,920
navigate versus

1556
01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:14,640
identifying the role that you're playing

1557
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:16,960
that you feel safe in right and I think

1558
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:21,440
even if you're regressing into that role

1559
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:24,480
being able to identify the role feels

1560
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:26,720
different if that Yeah no I get totally

1561
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:29,599
what you're saying yeah yes yeah um so

1562
01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:32,640
they go upstairs they have their

1563
01:06:29,599 --> 01:06:35,760
solidifying [ __ ] they have their like

1564
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:37,599
she like "Daddy teach me how to like

1565
01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:39,440
suck your cock." And he's like "Blowjob

1566
01:06:37,599 --> 01:06:41,680
lessons will be later little girl." That

1567
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:44,480
sort of energy he takes her virginity he

1568
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:49,200
makes sure it's good for her good and

1569
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:52,000
then the epilogue is 3 years later

1570
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:54,240
yeah 3 years later they're married we

1571
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:57,200
banged one time you get it we're in it

1572
01:06:54,240 --> 01:07:00,160
to win it uhhuh yeah uh they're married

1573
01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:03,599
they are adding an extension to their

1574
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:05,280
house she is uh she got her bachelor

1575
01:07:03,599 --> 01:07:07,119
she's currently working on her masters

1576
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,359
or is about to start her masters in

1577
01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:12,559
library science and she has a part-time

1578
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:15,599
job working at a library to get some

1579
01:07:12,559 --> 01:07:19,200
hours in love it she's 5 months pregnant

1580
01:07:15,599 --> 01:07:21,760
oh and one I the room that they're

1581
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,839
building off the back is a playroom for

1582
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:26,799
her that will have cameras that they can

1583
01:07:23,839 --> 01:07:30,000
still have their thing yeah and that's

1584
01:07:26,799 --> 01:07:31,920
how it ends well all right

1585
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:33,520
yeah

1586
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:38,400
jonathan

1587
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:41,599
does show up in other books did he show

1588
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:43,920
up in Run Baby Run and Stay Baby Stay i

1589
01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:45,680
think he does like cuz there's a

1590
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:48,400
construction company and he's the

1591
01:07:45,680 --> 01:07:51,039
electrician who like works so like okay

1592
01:07:48,400 --> 01:07:54,880
I think he's mentioned as like but yes

1593
01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:58,000
this is his story um but yeah very if

1594
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:02,160
you're looking for a

1595
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:05,039
not too complicated daddy do baby girl

1596
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:09,760
novella sort of situation mhm it's an

1597
01:08:05,039 --> 01:08:13,359
easy read not too challenging no yeah

1598
01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:17,839
very straightforward what's the

1599
01:08:13,359 --> 01:08:20,480
scale cams tripods tapestries

1600
01:08:17,839 --> 01:08:22,799
mac and cheese no the sound tripods

1601
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:25,440
feels complicated

1602
01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:26,880
hey

1603
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:30,839
it's Jonathan's nickname from high

1604
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:30,839
school you know hey

1605
01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:36,080
I know it will only be Ford's nickname

1606
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:38,080
if I make it his nickname which creates

1607
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:42,960
some problems but I will forever think

1608
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:45,679
of the anatomy scan that I had when the

1609
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:49,520
ultrasound tech went "Oh wow that's a

1610
01:08:45,679 --> 01:08:50,880
boy look at that torpedo."

1611
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,319
I was like "Trpedo would be a really

1612
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,359
hilarious nickname." However in the

1613
01:08:52,319 --> 01:08:55,359
future when people are like "How did you

1614
01:08:53,359 --> 01:08:58,480
get the nickname torpedo?" You'd have to

1615
01:08:55,359 --> 01:09:02,799
explain that you had a giant dick at

1616
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:04,560
your 20week ultra appointment

1617
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:07,359
you'd have to explain a lot of awkward

1618
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:09,199
stuff my mom thought it would be funny

1619
01:09:07,359 --> 01:09:11,679
cuz it's not just that it was in the

1620
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:15,040
ultrasound it's that my mother told me

1621
01:09:11,679 --> 01:09:18,250
and then chose to call me torpedo that's

1622
01:09:15,040 --> 01:09:22,960
different layers that's different

1623
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:26,159
[Laughter]

1624
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:28,719
touche touche yeah

1625
01:09:26,159 --> 01:09:31,759
valid that's like weird boy mom on

1626
01:09:28,719 --> 01:09:34,080
Facebook energy that we don't bring yeah

1627
01:09:31,759 --> 01:09:36,319
that's one of those that like if it

1628
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:38,319
happens organically over time it's but

1629
01:09:36,319 --> 01:09:43,440
I'm like that's not something you can

1630
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:45,359
force no no no mm- but objectively still

1631
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:47,199
hilarious

1632
01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:49,839
i'm like

1633
01:09:47,199 --> 01:09:51,440
yeah also one time I was over at my

1634
01:09:49,839 --> 01:09:52,960
sister's house we were visiting them in

1635
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:54,400
Tennessee and I was bathing my son and

1636
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:57,840
she was like "Oh wow." And I was like

1637
01:09:54,400 --> 01:10:00,239
"You're not the first

1638
01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:02,000
it's his lore."

1639
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:05,560
My 2-year-old

1640
01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:05,560
origin story

1641
01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:11,120
oh no

1642
01:10:08,159 --> 01:10:12,880
you know

1643
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:15,360
I don't want to think about it beyond

1644
01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:19,040
that i don't blame you but it is very

1645
01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:20,960
hilarious objectively it is very funny

1646
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:24,679
so not torpedoes those weren't even in

1647
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:24,679
the book um

1648
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,960
tripods I guess

1649
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:30,640
cameras

1650
01:10:28,960 --> 01:10:35,280
chats

1651
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:39,040
webcams mac and cheese air in the tires

1652
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:42,000
pressure in the tires really naming so

1653
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:44,960
many options that we have so many plot

1654
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,480
points outside of tripods

1655
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,760
I think tripods are still where we're

1656
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:53,440
landing so it has to be divisible by

1657
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:56,239
three right like we're not masochists i

1658
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:59,760
mean we might be but not for that out of

1659
01:10:56,239 --> 01:11:02,719
nine out of 21

1660
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:04,960
i was going to go with 18 all right 18

1661
01:11:02,719 --> 01:11:09,600
or 15

1662
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:13,120
15 tripods so many tripods

1663
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:16,640
it's a lot of tripods is tripod my son's

1664
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:20,159
nickname in high school jesus

1665
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:21,600
tripod or torpedo um

1666
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:24,560
can't wait for him to listen to this

1667
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,360
show years from now he definitely will

1668
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:29,679
poor guy to this episode to this episode

1669
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:32,960
specifically we flagged this episode for

1670
01:11:29,679 --> 01:11:38,040
you we did this this is your legacy

1671
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:38,040
kiddo you're welcome it's your legacy

1672
01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:43,840
okay

1673
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:46,880
um

1674
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:50,800
I just feel like this like Yeah we're

1675
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:54,000
going to go like 21 tripods all right

1676
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:55,920
legs 21 tripod legs not cuz I I'm not

1677
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:58,159
multiplying 21 by three i'm not getting

1678
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:02,560
into that chaos

1679
01:11:58,159 --> 01:12:06,239
we're going to go 11 tripod legs

1680
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:09,120
okay no 12

1681
01:12:06,239 --> 01:12:12,000
that one tripod is [ __ ]

1682
01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:14,239
it's no longer a tripod

1683
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:17,679
it's going to fall over a little bit all

1684
01:12:14,239 --> 01:12:21,199
right 12 out of 21 12 out of 21 tripod

1685
01:12:17,679 --> 01:12:23,520
like about half a little over half yeah

1686
01:12:21,199 --> 01:12:26,520
a little under little over a little over

1687
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:26,520
yeah

1688
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:31,440
listen we've changed the math on it a

1689
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:33,520
couple times i just had to confirm i'm

1690
01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:38,640
not that bad i am bad but I'm not that

1691
01:12:33,520 --> 01:12:42,880
bad at math um no i I think

1692
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:46,640
it is exactly what I expected to pick up

1693
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:49,600
we got what we signed up for 1,000% no

1694
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:52,320
more no less you looking for a daddy

1695
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:56,800
dumb baby girl novella

1696
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:59,040
70 pages i got you fam like yes this is

1697
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:03,760
this is it it's very simplistic it's

1698
01:12:59,040 --> 01:13:07,840
very straightforward in that regard um

1699
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:09,520
really no frrills on it like but also if

1700
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:12,000
it's what you're looking for sounded

1701
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:14,400
kind of nice yeah it's a good palette

1702
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:16,480
cleanser for sure by no means shipping

1703
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,239
on it

1704
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:22,000
like I'm not going to give it like 21

1705
01:13:18,239 --> 01:13:25,840
i'm not insane but like Yeah it's like a

1706
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:29,040
good middle of the road Daddy Dom

1707
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:30,880
novella yeah who's the author again

1708
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,560
margot Scott marggo Scott that's right

1709
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:36,239
that's right that's right no i wonder if

1710
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:38,560
they're related in my heart and in the

1711
01:13:36,239 --> 01:13:41,520
lore that I have created for Jan which

1712
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:44,239
is not founded in reality Margot is her

1713
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:46,480
daughter 100% i like to think of them

1714
01:13:44,239 --> 01:13:50,120
working at a coffee shop together yeah

1715
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:50,120
writing about dicks

1716
01:13:50,719 --> 01:13:57,760
and Jan teaching Margot the control F

1717
01:13:54,960 --> 01:14:02,040
function so that she can use her stories

1718
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:02,040
repeatedly but with different names

1719
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:10,080
A and then you're going to controll P

1720
01:14:06,239 --> 01:14:11,840
well oh you missed the the C yeah

1721
01:14:10,080 --> 01:14:13,920
controll

1722
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:18,000
okay now that you've copied the thing

1723
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:20,320
click Ctrl F dante yeah anytime it says

1724
01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:23,520
Dante switch that out for Damian you'll

1725
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:26,480
feel great i was going to say Damian yes

1726
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,320
dante for Damian you get it it's going

1727
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:31,120
to be a whole new series no one will

1728
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:34,080
even realize the similarities literally

1729
01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:37,600
the exact same one's in Tampa and one is

1730
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:40,600
in in small town Maine they'll never

1731
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,600
know

1732
01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:47,760
it still gets me the number of

1733
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:52,560
billionaires Jan expects me to believe

1734
01:14:47,760 --> 01:14:54,719
live in Tampa Bay Florida absolutely not

1735
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:57,600
i mean with the real estate market at

1736
01:14:54,719 --> 01:15:00,000
this point no

1737
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:04,360
I'm not excited you're like it's Hulk

1738
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:04,360
Hogan and no one else

1739
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:11,760
oh end of list sure tom Cruz and all the

1740
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,920
the other Scientologists [ __ ] the

1741
01:15:11,760 --> 01:15:16,239
Scientologists scientologists don't

1742
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:18,480
count everybody knows that don't say

1743
01:15:16,239 --> 01:15:22,880
that too loud don't put them on the

1744
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:24,239
census Stephen they don't count no do do

1745
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,320
put them on the census all

1746
01:15:24,239 --> 01:15:28,560
Scientologists are valued and wonderful

1747
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:30,000
and I don't want anyone coming after me

1748
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:33,760
she said "I don't want to be on that

1749
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:35,840
list like from the Leo Reiny show i

1750
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:37,679
don't want to be on that list." That

1751
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:40,239
list is [ __ ] real i grew up in Clear

1752
01:15:37,679 --> 01:15:42,000
Water that list is [ __ ] real do not

1753
01:15:40,239 --> 01:15:44,960
come at me about this do not tweet at me

1754
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:46,719
about this i do not i was like I would

1755
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:48,480
rather be tapped i'd rather have my

1756
01:15:46,719 --> 01:15:50,239
phone tapped by the FBI or the Secret

1757
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:52,320
Service than I would have it tapped by

1758
01:15:50,239 --> 01:15:55,120
Scientologist did I tell you about the

1759
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:57,120
time on Roswell Road in Atlanta I worked

1760
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:59,120
down the road from this building that

1761
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:02,480
had like no windows and it had been

1762
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:04,239
under construction and my coworker and I

1763
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:06,320
would drive by it every day on our way

1764
01:16:04,239 --> 01:16:09,600
to lunch and we'd be like "What is

1765
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:11,760
that?" and he eventually went on some

1766
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:14,000
kind of exploratory mission and

1767
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:17,199
discovered it was the New Scientology

1768
01:16:14,000 --> 01:16:18,320
Church in Atlanta and he was like "We

1769
01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:20,000
should go." And I was like "You should

1770
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:22,080
go and tell me about it i'm not doing

1771
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:26,960
that." Did you know that all churches

1772
01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:30,159
have um like a special altar for Elron

1773
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:32,880
Hover i did not know that yeah all of

1774
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:34,719
them when I was in seminary one of our

1775
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:36,800
assignments was that we had to like go

1776
01:16:34,719 --> 01:16:40,320
and experience a service at another

1777
01:16:36,800 --> 01:16:42,960
religion so me and a friend we decided

1778
01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:46,400
to go to the Church of Scientology in

1779
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:47,840
Dallas Texas we did all of their opening

1780
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:49,040
assessments and they told me all of the

1781
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,760
courses that they thought I should take

1782
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:53,520
internally to improve myself

1783
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:55,679
as they were scoring my test they like

1784
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,600
made me watch like this video in the

1785
01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:58,880
interim and then I was like "Yeah I'm

1786
01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:03,199
not going to do But also when my friend

1787
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:05,120
signed us up for it she put her

1788
01:17:03,199 --> 01:17:08,080
she put either her email or phone number

1789
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:11,679
she put one mhm they reached out to her

1790
01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:13,120
on the other like being like "We're so

1791
01:17:11,679 --> 01:17:14,640
Yeah like we're so excited about your

1792
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:16,239
tour." And she was like "How the [ __ ]

1793
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:17,600
did they get that?" I mean I don't think

1794
01:17:16,239 --> 01:17:19,280
she said [ __ ] cuz we were in seminary at

1795
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,960
the time but like she was like "How the

1796
01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:23,040
hell did they She probably wouldn't say

1797
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:25,679
hell either i'll get I'll rework it

1798
01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:28,640
right?" Yeah how did they get my number

1799
01:17:25,679 --> 01:17:29,600
yeah or my email like whatever it was i

1800
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:32,480
just remember her sending me a

1801
01:17:29,600 --> 01:17:34,080
screenshot and being like "OMG what?"

1802
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:37,840
And I was like "Can't wait to go

1803
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:42,080
tomorrow." Yeah

1804
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:45,920
wild times we respect all creeds and

1805
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:47,679
religions here we for the record

1806
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:49,520
we really truly do that might have

1807
01:17:47,679 --> 01:17:52,800
sounded sarcastic but it wasn't we

1808
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:55,040
genuinely It wasn't and I I am like

1809
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:57,840
pausing i ap like by no means trying to

1810
01:17:55,040 --> 01:18:00,239
[ __ ] on anyone's lived experience by any

1811
01:17:57,840 --> 01:18:02,239
stretch of the imagination um I can say

1812
01:18:00,239 --> 01:18:05,840
my lived experience has given me

1813
01:18:02,239 --> 01:18:09,440
hesitancy and pause when it comes to

1814
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:11,040
some certain things and that is the

1815
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:13,040
current lens through which I view those

1816
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:16,159
things

1817
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:20,239
well said and on that note

1818
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:22,640
like subscribe like 12 12 tripod legs 13

1819
01:18:20,239 --> 01:18:25,280
give you an extra one get crazy with it

1820
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:29,840
a baker's dozen of tripod legs baker's

1821
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:32,719
dozen of tripod legs final offer yes um

1822
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:35,600
as Hannah said don't forget to like

1823
01:18:32,719 --> 01:18:38,000
Jesus wept we got to get out of here how

1824
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:40,239
do we do this

1825
01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:43,440
the only way out is through we got into

1826
01:18:40,239 --> 01:18:48,120
Scientology and now we can't get out

1827
01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:48,120
that's how a lot of them feel yeah

1828
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:55,920
oh don't don't forget to like subscribe

1829
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:58,320
rate and let us know what books you'd

1830
01:18:55,920 --> 01:19:00,000
like us to review in the future tell a

1831
01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:04,239
friend

1832
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:07,199
appreciate you mut [ __ ] bye

1833
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:10,080
well that's it for this week smud [ __ ]

1834
01:19:07,199 --> 01:19:12,960
we hope it was good for you cuz it sure

1835
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:15,360
was great for us if you're digging what

1836
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:17,040
we're doing it would mean a lot if you'd

1837
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:20,159
take a minute to rate and review the

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01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:22,719
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1839
01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:27,520
maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

1840
01:19:22,719 --> 01:19:32,080
an ear we love you we appreciate you and

1841
01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:39,749
we'll see you next week stay smutddy

1842
01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:39,749
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