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Like Mama.

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Papa bear, Papa bear.

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Hey, maniac.

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Hey, mystery maniac.

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Yes, We're back For Father Brown.

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Mystery Maniacs is a comedy recap podcast
dedicated to mystery TV.

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Each week
we dig into an episode of the show,

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including the murders, the mayhem,
the loonies, and everything else we love.

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This week, Father Brown.

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Season one Episode eight.

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The Face of Death,
which turns out to be Father Brown's face.

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Yeah.

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You know, it really expect that to happen
if you let your kids go to parties

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where they find
He got feathers to exchange for candy

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from a stranger in the woods
where they can listen to.

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That's my peacock. Toy. Yeah. Yeah.

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It's yet another annoying woodland noise
along with the foxes screaming. Yes.

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But you got to put up with.
Just a reminder.

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This is our last full episode of 2023.

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I cannot believe how fast
December's going.

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You're already done work.

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I am for two weeks.

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I have to work another week.

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Well, I will,
because I still got to prep my classes.

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Starts, like soon as I start back to work.

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Yeah, I still got to do that. But we do.

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So this is our last full episode,
but we do still have too many episodes

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to record before the end of the year,
so that'll be fine.

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I'm looking forward to those.

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I hope you guys are enjoying the minis
for season 24 of mid-summer so far.

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Someone posted on Instagram this morning.

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I listened to the Mini this morning
and had to double check.

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I was listening to the same right episode
because you people said

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saw things I never saw.

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So that's.

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The whole. Point.

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As we watch like Maniac, we.

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Want you to watch like a maniac. That's
why it's fun.

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So then they said that they were going
to watch the episode again.

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I'm like, ACORN needs to pay.

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Yeah,

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just, you know, a quarter
for every time somebody watches

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the episode the second time.

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Yeah, that would be good.

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Just saying that would make us more money
than YouTube.

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yeah.

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We finally made enough money
to get a check from YouTube.

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It's been a year.

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It's two years, five years.

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Whatever in a year.

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And we finally made enough.

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And I'm going to take that money, plus
the money that we got for our six months.

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Of merch, same.

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Merch sales and give that all to
the women's prenatal hospital in Sierra.

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Leone.

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It's not even $100 that they make
you get to before they'll cut you a check.

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Yeah.

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We had to reach three digits.

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Yeah, for.

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You're making the making it rain money.

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Yeah. And some people can't see.

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it's kind of a an occasional drizzle
kind of money.

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Well mostly like we could make more money
on our YouTube account

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if I put non skippable ads,
but I make all our ads skippable.

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Nobody wants to listen to ads.

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Yeah, I don't want to know.

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No ads.

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It is not.

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Again,
this is not a moneymaking thing for us.

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No, it's.

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Better if you say you don't want to make
any money off of it and then you don't.

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You're doing it right?

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Yes, But if you say you want to try
to make some money and you don't, yeah,

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you're a failure. Yeah.

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So it's better to just say we're not going
to try to make any money off of it.

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And if we do, will donate every dime
that we get.

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So anyhow,
nobody wants to talk about money.

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They want to talk about Father Brown.

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Father Brown.

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The face of Dad.

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Is the weirdest party.

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I don't know.
She's trying to be like queen of heart.

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Like I guess.

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Welcome to my weird, strange party. But.

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But first
we have to get to the first death.

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Yeah.

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Poor dude gets run over by a car. Duh.

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He like he is the son who

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whose father passes away in bed
is the prototypical.

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I'm the town drunk. Daniel. Yeah. Yeah.

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I wear a rope for a belt.

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Yeah, kind of guy. Like, if he.

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If the Rag'n'bone man

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wasn't in the previous episode,
he would have been the rag'n'bone man.

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I feel bad for him.

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His dad was just out picking up
some roadkill and got hit by a car.

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Yeah,

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it's clearly what he's doing.

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He's picking up a dead
bird on the side of the road.

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And this is where they didn't have.
It made beforehand.

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But those roads like.

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So we've both been to England together
and at different times, not together.

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Those roads.

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You don't drive fast on roads like that
unless you want to hit

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some old guy picking up road kill.

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I definitely remember roads like that when
I was a kid where I was growing up and.

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It's how you spot a local from a visitor.
Yeah, right.

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The locals are flyin. Yeah.

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Because they know where they're going.
So she gets hit.

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He gets hit. Whammo.

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And the blond lady does call her Lady
Margaret naps a lot.

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Yeah.

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To me,
he looks at me and I have to go lay down.

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Cook has left.

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She's quit. I have to go lay down.

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I spent so much time
trying to read the numbers on the top.

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I'm going to go lay down.
You looked at my phone.

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I blew it up.

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Huge to see if I could see the numbers.

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That's a beautiful Bakelite phone.

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It is, but it's dirty.

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It is.

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It has a little tray underneath it
that you can keep phone numbers.

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And pull it out and you put your.

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Phone number when people only have like
eight phone numbers to remember.

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And people actually remembered phone.

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Numbers well, because they were like
Butterfield nine, 12 or 15 or something,

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and they were more like bingo
calling than phone numbers. Yes.

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How did they don't her sleeping.

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She's always sleeping and she's

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sleeping in this big canopy bed
where they put the camera.

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Okay, there's a problem with the camera,
but there's a bigger problem.

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This woman is fully clothed,
napping in the middle of the bed.

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Okay, But you don't know how hard it is
to get in and out of one of those dresses.

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The zip is impossible.

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But just.

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Getting into that position, you.
Just lay down.

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To some awkward position.

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Now you just roll out of bed again.

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It's like, you know, those little tight
the tight dresses back

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then that kind of kept
your knees together.

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You just kind of flop out
and flop back in again.

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Okay. Okay. So it's a canopy bed. Yeah.

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And you said that they didn't remove
the canopy because it's an antique bed.

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This is filmed at through lunch court,

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which is initially a Tudor home
with apparently in the grounds

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there is an old even earlier manor house
with a square smoked square moat.

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a moat and Bailey moat.

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Martin Bailey. Martin.

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So I'm sorry.

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So we'll get to pronunciation.

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But you can tell that it's a tutor
era house

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just by the way that it's constructed.

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But yeah, it's a historic home.

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It's on the registry and all that
good stuff and all the furniture

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that's in the house that you see in

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the episode is furniture
that's actually in the house.

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So I don't think they did
a lot of set dressing.

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I think they just used it
the way that it is because it's beautiful.

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So yeah, it's the master
bed of the nine beds that are in the house

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proper and it has a big ivory
satin canopy above it.

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Okay, so to film this,
they would have rigged it

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so that Mission Impossible style,
there was a cameraman

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hanging above her
with a GoPro on his forehead.

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okay. So he's like, hovering

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and they have to, like,

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lower him down
to get closer to her closeups.

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Something then crank him back up.

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Yeah, like a little winch. Will.

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Pull the rope. Well, it goes right
through the top of the cabinet.

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Can come in a.

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Man and pan p or maybe a cameraman to be.

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Cameraman. Cameraman.

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Now there's the name of the.

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Cameraman, AP and Mr.

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Gillespie, the crime solving dog.

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Or maybe they just
put a camera on a stick.

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Or lady snaps a lot.

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Yes, it's likely a camera on a stick,
usually called a crane.

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On a stick.

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Well, not on a.

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Stick on Steve.

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Meanwhile, Daniels asleep in the cemetery.

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She's taking a nap in her bed
and he's asleep in the cemetery.

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Well, Father Brown, you got me.

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He's got an invitation to a party.

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And I saw the letter.

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I saw the number, and I was like,

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okay, first of all, who numbers there
gasps like that?

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Yeah, no pressure.

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How many people are invited? 20.

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I'm guess two. 20.

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I was the last person
you thought I was great.

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I appreciate that.

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So, Daniels to sleep in the cemetery
and Father Brown finds him.

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He's clearly drunk.

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So there's two. Men has died.

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There's Daniel whose dad died,
and then there's the Galloway's.

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The Galloway's or Naps a lot.

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And it is the typical family.

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So we have the stereotype Lady naps a lot.

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Who is?

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Margaret
wants to have a big, important party.

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And once they all do
go off. She's raising money for charity.

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Raising money for charity.

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The local bird sanctuary.

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And then the second trope we have
is the intellectual, academic husband.

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Yeah. And the Swedes, professor.

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And then we have the daughter
who's just hell on wheels.

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She's a misfit. Yeah.
What did we do wrong?

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She must have been adopted
or found in a ditch somewhere.

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Later,
she formed Siouxsie and the Banshees.

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I was
thinking she was gone a little bit more.

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Audrey Hepburn.

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A little Louise Brooks. Actually.

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Yeah. Yeah. Bob.

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But that Bob is, at this point,
30 years out of style.

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Yeah. Isn't it? Kind of.

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Maybe it's coming back. Yes.

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She's bringing it. Back.

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Bringing it back, bringing the Bob back.

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They live in this giant Tudor house.

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Did you see the big millstone
in the courtyard?

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Yeah.

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That's kind of cool.

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Yeah, that was cool.
And then Claire shows up.

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Well, you know, it's the manor house
when there's a lot of gravel.

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Yes, it's got to be a ton of gravel.

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And then.

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A crunch along in to drive
through to whip your car out of

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so that it flies up and hits
the historical boom glass windows

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that cost a gazillion dollars to replace,
you know, imported.

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Car driven by a misogynistic pornographer.

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Clarence.

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I have to say, when he dies, I'm like,
good, it's Clarence.

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Could not die fast enough.

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He's gross. He is, indeed. GROSS.

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Maybe you'll let me photograph you
in some French lingerie.

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And then she's like, okay.

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Like like I'll get.

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Around later
to measure you for your costume.

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What is his mask?

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I hate his.

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Mask. You have to measure Emperor's mask.

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I hate that he.

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Because that's what he's wearing.

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Gives her a modicum of attention
and she wilts instantly.

248
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She she puts up a little wall, initially,
a little, and then it quickly falls down.

249
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,149
And she keeps looking at her picture
of her daughter.

250
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,984
It was weird.

251
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,886
But she's sketching a bird.

252
00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:54,854
Yeah.

253
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:55,988
Because she's into birds.

254
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:59,058
Tropical bird. Now, local. Bird.

255
00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:00,660
Who measure you for the cost.

256
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,963
You your mask that I bought already.

257
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:04,530
Yeah.

258
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,465
Because surely he has his own tux.

259
00:11:06,465 --> 00:11:08,034
I would think so.

260
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,970
Captain Clarence already has a tux.

261
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,639
He drives an AMG though His car is sweet.

262
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,541
So what is AMG Stanford?

263
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,676
Did you look that up?

264
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,312
It stands for Morris Garages,
not Mechagodzilla.

265
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,049
No, it should be. Mechagodzilla,
it should.

266
00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:27,219
That would be so much better
if the car transformed into Godzilla.

267
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,522
That would make that little engine
even cooler.

268
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,392
Yeah, but since Clarence is driving
it, it's more like massively gross.

269
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,629
Yeah, he's
kind of massively gross, misogynistic.

270
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,432
Get there you go. Like.

271
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,232
that's perfect.

272
00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,601
That's what that M.G. stands for.
Yeah. Yeah.

273
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:44,904
They were invented
by a guy named Cecil Kimba,

274
00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:48,174
but he worked for a manufacturer
named Morris.

275
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:48,641
Okay.

276
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,343
So he called them MDGs
out of respect for his boss.

277
00:11:51,343 --> 00:11:53,913
I liked the art deco of that logo.

278
00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,449
So beautiful. And images are just cool.

279
00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,416
They're just super cool.

280
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,418
Unfortunately, it's driven by a gift.

281
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,454
Yes, he's. Well, he just.

282
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,022
It's like he has a camera.

283
00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:06,492
Always ready
to take pictures of girls. Yes.

284
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,028
You know, because you never know
when you're going to see a girl

285
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:11,731
and you want to take her picture
without her permission.

286
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:16,202
The next scene is the most problematic
thing in the entire episode for me.

287
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:16,936
Okay.

288
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,704
It is between the daughter.

289
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:19,905
What's her name? Is Lucia.

290
00:12:19,905 --> 00:12:22,174
Lucia and her father.

291
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:26,412
She is
clearly has a passion for making clothes.

292
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:26,979
Yeah.

293
00:12:26,979 --> 00:12:29,648
And the clothes she makes are beautiful.

294
00:12:29,648 --> 00:12:33,986
And he derides her. See, I did that.

295
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,589
Is that foreshadowing.

296
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,391
Saying that it his at her age,

297
00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:43,496
which I assume is 30 years in the
in the past.

298
00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,764
Right. Yeah.

299
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,167
I mean he's got to be 50
and I think she's like 17.

300
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:52,037
That he was reading Rousseau and Derrida.

301
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,840
No you mean Derrida. Derrida.

302
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,177
Okay. Okay.

303
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:01,580
There are two ways to pronounce this name.

304
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,984
There is what the Anglicized world says,

305
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:08,420
which is Derrida,
which is absolutely cool.

306
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,423
I've heard him introduced as Derrida.

307
00:13:11,423 --> 00:13:12,925
It's absolutely fine.

308
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:17,363
This is Jacques Derrida, famous
deconstructionist philosopher.

309
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,964
We'll get to the data in a second.

310
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,967
And French
people are allowed to call him Derrida

311
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:26,105
because that's how his name
is actually pronounced, right?

312
00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:28,107
I don't know what he says.

313
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,375
He says Doritos.

314
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:30,609
Yeah, Basically.

315
00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,012
He calls him nacho cheese. Yes.

316
00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,246
Rousseau in nacho cheese.

317
00:13:34,246 --> 00:13:36,348
That's what I was reading
when I was rutabagas.

318
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:40,252
And Nacho cheese. Yes,

319
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:43,355
Yes. But he's also a time traveler.

320
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:43,956
Yeah.

321
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,959
And he was reading Derrida when he was 17.

322
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:48,994
Derrida was born in 1930,

323
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:52,832
which would mean that he was a child
when he was in high school.

324
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,235
Yeah. I mean, Derrida was gifted. Yes.

325
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,470
He wrote a lot of things
that are really important.

326
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:02,141
Yes, but I don't think he started
when he was a baby. No.

327
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:06,212
And at this point in time,
this is supposed to be 1953.

328
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,514
He is just entering grad school.

329
00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,517
Yes, I did a couple of papers
on Derrida, so.

330
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,118
Right. It's okay.

331
00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,121
They're done. Borges were my baby. Yeah.

332
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:19,091
When I was an undergrad.

333
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:22,962
Jacques Derrida
in his deconstruction group.

334
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,964
Which leads me to the second problem.

335
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:28,167
The third problem of the scene,
the EPAs, the

336
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:31,437
She's reading Practical Householder.

337
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:35,741
Did you see what was on the cover
of that particular episode issue? No.

338
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:40,679
They're building a concrete block garage
on the cover of it.

339
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,280
Okay.

340
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,550
I found the exact issue January 1956.

341
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:47,553
she's a time traveler. She's also a time.

342
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,821
She has magazines from the.

343
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,657
Future. Magazines from the future.

344
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,591
That wasn't even the

345
00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:56,595
I mean, I didn't notice the magazine,
but I noticed a Derrida problem.

346
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:58,097
But that wasn't the biggest problem

347
00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:02,534
I had, was she's cutting fabric
on a blanket in the yard.

348
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,570
There is no place to make clothing.

349
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,605
No, no.

350
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:10,743
Anybody who's ever sewn anything knows
you at least need a frickin table.

351
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,345
You weigh things out on a flat table.

352
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,748
It is difficult to cut out a pattern.

353
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,751
Never mind
if you're just doing it in your lap.

354
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:19,285
She's not.

355
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:20,419
She can't be that talented.

356
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,822
Physics still applies,
and this is a perfect example of the trope

357
00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,626
of I'm going to ignore your passion
because I don't share them.

358
00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,061
I, I don't know.

359
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:32,031
I think I think he's actually trying now.

360
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:34,066
I know he's a psychopath killer.

361
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,134
I know that.

362
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,770
But as a father,
I think he's actually trying

363
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,773
because he he he admits that he misspeaks.

364
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:45,077
What he wants is for her to do
the most that she can

365
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:48,514
with the gifts that she's been given
and not underestimate herself.

366
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:51,450
Well, not sell herself sort short,
unfortunately.

367
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,852
She has a dark, deadly secret.

368
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,087
Which is she likes jazz.

369
00:15:55,087 --> 00:15:57,389
She's also dyslexic.

370
00:15:57,389 --> 00:16:01,093
I don't know why do what.

371
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,661
Do I put on the spell?

372
00:16:02,661 --> 00:16:05,464
Well, we. Got to talk about that later.
You got to save it.

373
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,499
The best part of this scene is Mr.

374
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:09,234
Gillespie.

375
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:12,037
Mr. Gillespie. The best dog.

376
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,472
He's almost as good as Bob.

377
00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:16,008
And here is Bob and Mr.

378
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:16,575
Gillespie.

379
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:17,910
Need a book series to take.

380
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,778
It, hang out and solve crimes.

381
00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,013
You guys might not remember.

382
00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,849
Bob, he's a little white Shetland terrier.

383
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:26,518
I think it's a Shetland here
we call him Scotty's.

384
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:27,353
He's white.

385
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:28,120
Yeah, he.

386
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,023
He plays with the ball
and he gets accused of murder.

387
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:33,659
He goes.
He gets accused of killing the old lady.

388
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,060
It was not Bob.

389
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,929
Wasn't Bob Bob, Go to bed.

390
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:37,730
Anyway, Mr.

391
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,398
Gillespie has a way cooler name.

392
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:42,067
Yes. He's
probably named after Dizzy Gillespie.

393
00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,869
Yes, I like that.

394
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,971
I like the jazz parts of this.

395
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,608
I like that
he's Mr.. Yes. He's very regal.

396
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,543
Anyway, don't try to sell on a blanket.

397
00:16:51,543 --> 00:16:55,681
Father Brown is going to skip his celibacy
class to go to the party.

398
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,416
I think he's got it down.

399
00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:59,551
I think he. Does by his age.

400
00:16:59,551 --> 00:17:01,086
I think he's got it down.

401
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:04,890
Nowhere in the entirety of ten seasons.

402
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:07,726
Is there any indication that.

403
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:10,095
So he's remotely tempted by a woman?

404
00:17:10,095 --> 00:17:10,963
It is now.

405
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,433
It is understood
that Father Brown may have served

406
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,903
in the First World War,
certainly served in the Second World War.

407
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,139
In the Second World War. He's a priest.

408
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:22,541
They show scenes of it later on.

409
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,509
So so.

410
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,411
From his young adulthood, he's
been a priest.

411
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:27,079
Unlike Mrs.

412
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,982
Marple, who dates married men.

413
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:30,949
When she's younger.

414
00:17:30,949 --> 00:17:32,151
Yes, when she's younger.

415
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:34,086
She's not as varied, though.

416
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:39,458
Indicate that Father Brown sees women
as anything but parishioners.

417
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:39,958
Yeah.

418
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,293
Yeah. His flock.

419
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,962
Yeah. Felicia raises an eyebrow at him.

420
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:47,933
But it's not because she's like,
yeah, No, no.

421
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,769
It's because she would like.
She'd never know.

422
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:55,107
She's, she'd, she would get in the car
with Sid to tour the celebrities

423
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:58,410
so the celebrity celibacy thing

424
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:02,614
to go and, and basically
try to turn those people from.

425
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:05,751
Celibacy think she'd do it
like a hoochie dance outside the window

426
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,921
of the celibacy class. Mary

427
00:18:08,987 --> 00:18:10,389
Ooh la la.

428
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:11,890
She's the final exam.

429
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,125
Yes, they have to resist.

430
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,762
Lady Felicia She wiggles her eyebrows
and winks at them.

431
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:21,100
I think I would rather go to even this
weird party than go to the celibacy class.

432
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,002
Yes, I would much rather go to this party.

433
00:18:24,002 --> 00:18:25,070
Even though Dr.

434
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,739
Egghead and Captain Birdbrain are at it.

435
00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:32,444
I was like, What is this, Batman
66 with all these puns?

436
00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:38,050
Now, here is, I think, the best
theme of the episode with Valentine

437
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,053
and Father Brown show character

438
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:44,423
and knowledge of each other and have fun.

439
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:45,357
And Mrs.

440
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:48,494
M and Lady F are just like, not buy it.

441
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,930
No, when they're like,
I, I couldn't possibly compete.

442
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,732
I need to give other people a chance.

443
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,667
Yes. Though I really, really like

444
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,271
when Lady Felicia takes away, said Glass,
and then just keeps both of them.

445
00:18:59,438 --> 00:18:59,805
Yeah.

446
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:02,808
So she can't applaud
because she's got wine in each hand.

447
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:05,410
But then Mrs. M
takes one of them from her.

448
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,181
This episode, did you notice the father
Brown drinks more in this episode

449
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:11,150
than any episode we've seen so far?

450
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,618
He has a little bit of red wine.

451
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:13,385
And does he have he.

452
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:18,724
Drinks out when he's outside with
the character who I shall speak of soon

453
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,559
outside the bar with that character.

454
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:26,632
He drinks a beer or two, said No,
he has a suddenly Thomas O.

455
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,034
Father Brown has a pint outside the pub
all the time.

456
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:31,036
He and said, Have pints together
all the time.

457
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,039
Like Lucia never mentions Thomas.

458
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,974
No one ever mentions Thomas.

459
00:19:35,974 --> 00:19:38,310
Now suddenly she is lip locked with a.

460
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:39,978
Guy who does not like her.

461
00:19:39,978 --> 00:19:41,580
Who does not like her.

462
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,982
He needs jobs, he needs to work.

463
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:48,187
He needs to make money to pay his way.

464
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,957
And she is a wealthy, snotty girl

465
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:55,627
who's yeah, like making him get fired
and getting him in trouble.

466
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,828
He doesn't mind having to do with her.

467
00:19:56,828 --> 00:19:59,198
She keeps coming on to him.
He's like, Go away.

468
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,768
Lucia is clearly hampered with her

469
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:06,872
unbelievable educational disability.

470
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,141
but being sarcastic, by the way.

471
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,709
But but her.

472
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,613
We're not saying that dyslexia isn't
a serious difficulty for people,

473
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:15,781
but at this time.

474
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:18,183
Well, at least in this episode,
they're treating it

475
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:20,085
like half of your brain is gone.

476
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,722
Yeah, and not like it's something that
you can learn to live with and work with.

477
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,724
And it's still challenging,
but that you can do.

478
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:29,061
It and doesn't make you a killer
the moment you step in the. Car.

479
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:33,398
Maybe if they weren't women,
if you were male and dyslexic,

480
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,700
maybe you could overcome it.

481
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:38,370
But women, I mean, come on,
they have enough problems already.

482
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,873
So this is Lucia's privilege showing
because she doesn't

483
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:45,744
even understand that
Thomas needs the job and stuff like that.

484
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,846
But it's suddenly Thomas.

485
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:48,780
Yeah, he is.

486
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,983
He is the adverbial phrase.

487
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,918
Suddenly where does he show up like?

488
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:53,585
And then he looks

489
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,756
like a main character for 5 minutes,
and then everybody forgets him.

490
00:20:57,823 --> 00:20:58,824
And then he's gone.

491
00:20:58,824 --> 00:21:03,295
It's just chopping wood, breaking up,
making her go away, drinking a beer.

492
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,229
Then he's gone.

493
00:21:04,229 --> 00:21:05,631
And he's horrible to her.

494
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:09,434
I know she's horrible to him,
but when he says you're

495
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,671
stupid, like your mother says
so, like, Wow.

496
00:21:12,704 --> 00:21:13,338
Yeah.

497
00:21:13,338 --> 00:21:17,276
Like you're not coming to my Siouxsie
and the Banshees concert after that.

498
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:17,976
He's true.

499
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:18,610
He's clearly

500
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:22,247
trying to say something bad enough
that she will go away and stay away.

501
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:23,615
Yeah. Like how?

502
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:27,519
How hard do I have to theoretically kick
you for you to go away?

503
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,789
Clarence is dead next to a little shack.

504
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:32,324
Did you see the little shack?

505
00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,661
No. He's sitting on like a stump
next to a little shack.

506
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:36,828
Yes, And the little.

507
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,964
Shack looks just like the house.

508
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,932
It's a Tudor shack.

509
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,935
It's Tudor on the outside,
the white with the black wood.

510
00:21:44,102 --> 00:21:44,770
Of that. Shack.

511
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:46,171
There is like a garden shed.

512
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,640
Yeah, like a little garden.

513
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,342
And it looks like the house. It's.

514
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:53,011
It's like the fanciest little wooden
shack.

515
00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:55,981
There's a crime
we get to before the murder, though.

516
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:58,950
Father Brown, cheating cheater, said.

517
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,452
I don't think he cheats.

518
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:04,323
I think he just finds an alternative way
to the end to finding Lady

519
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:08,260
naps a lot, sitting on a cushion
surrounded by treasure chests of candy.

520
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,594
Mom, Mom, I got a part.

521
00:22:09,594 --> 00:22:10,662
What's your part, son?

522
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,665
I'm Valentine's
goon that finds him better.

523
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,702
Yeah.

524
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:19,871
Why don't we all kind of bunch of goon?

525
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,841
Jesus, this whole thing is Batman 66.

526
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:26,278
My bigger question is, why is he such
an aggressive smoker in this house?

527
00:22:26,411 --> 00:22:27,979
my God.

528
00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:30,949
Like, it's like he's got one in each hand.

529
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:33,819
It's like blowing smoke in Father
Brown's face.

530
00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:36,521
And, like,
just like, by the way, I'm smoking.

531
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:38,090
Did you notice I'm smoking? I'm smoking.

532
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:38,690
It's the fifties.

533
00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,126
I'm smoking, smoking, smoking, smoking.

534
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:43,395
Everybody should be. Smoking Bout time.

535
00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,196
Smokey Bear.

536
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,365
We already told us about that. Yes.

537
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,035
Then there's a touching scene with Father
Brown and Lucia in her bedroom.

538
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,803
Which is way up in the attic of the house.

539
00:22:51,803 --> 00:22:54,806
But he claims he got lost. No, you didn't.

540
00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:56,641
She's just up there being a hip kid.

541
00:22:56,641 --> 00:22:58,577
Listen to the smooth jazz,

542
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:01,780
which is so much better than the jazz
is playing at the party.

543
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:02,047
yeah.

544
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:06,818
The jazz is playing at the party
is one drunk trumpeter and like Mama.

545
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,854
Bear, Papa Boo River.

546
00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,622
She's always listening to music.

547
00:23:10,622 --> 00:23:13,525
And I like how Father Brown's open to
jazz.

548
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:14,793
He's open. He's cool.

549
00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:16,328
Yeah, he's a cool dude.

550
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:17,062
Yeah.

551
00:23:17,062 --> 00:23:17,429
Yeah.

552
00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:20,098
So Clarence is dead
next to the little shack.

553
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,033
With an ax or a sword.

554
00:23:22,033 --> 00:23:25,470
Yeah, those are two very different worlds.

555
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,838
They're both cut.

556
00:23:26,838 --> 00:23:27,339
Yeah.

557
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:30,342
To the neck region

558
00:23:30,475 --> 00:23:31,443
focus.

559
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:33,378
That's what Patrick likes to do.

560
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,981
He's like a golfer, you know,
But with a sword.

561
00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:38,817
We'd like everybody
to congregate in the drawing room.

562
00:23:38,817 --> 00:23:41,186
Have you not seen any murder mysteries?

563
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:42,821
That's at the end of the episode.

564
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,122
You don't even know who did it. Yeah.

565
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:45,857
You can't get everybody together yet.

566
00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:47,492
It's not how it works.

567
00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,862
Margaret slaps Lucia. Yeah.

568
00:23:50,962 --> 00:23:55,467
And doesn't even check to see
which hand it is for.

569
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,469
We're not making fun of dyslexia.

570
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:59,938
We're making fun of the way
it's portrayed in this.

571
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,740
Character, which is horrible.

572
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:03,508
Which is really bad.

573
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:08,213
All I know what I should think
is, my gosh, she slapped her child.

574
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:09,147
That's so wrong.

575
00:24:09,147 --> 00:24:11,850
She's so out of control.
What is up with her?

576
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,352
And all I could think
was if you get slapped

577
00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,155
by somebody wearing gloves,
does it even hurt? Yeah.

578
00:24:17,155 --> 00:24:20,492
Because she's got on those blue gloves,
like, well, whatever.

579
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:22,694
Like you still did try to hit me, Mom.

580
00:24:22,694 --> 00:24:24,362
Yeah, how dare you?

581
00:24:24,362 --> 00:24:26,598
Yeah, but it wouldn't even leave a mark.

582
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:27,999
I don't think now she punched you.

583
00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:30,802
It was still hurt. But Lady Knapp's lots.
Not a puncher.

584
00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:33,572
I haven't a note near here that says.

585
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:36,975
Does she have nothing proper to sleep in?

586
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:39,077
Don't
change out of your clothes to take a nap.

587
00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,212
Yeah, you do.

588
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,215
Okay. You do. Okay. Most people don't.

589
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,583
They just lay down and take a nap.

590
00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:47,552
They take their shoes off and lay down
and take a nap half the time.

591
00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,855
Well, I'm only ever taking, like,
three naps in my whole life.

592
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,990
I don't even take my glasses
off. Just lay down.

593
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,960
by the way,
one of the highlights of the broadcast

594
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:59,231
channel on Instagram lately
is a picture of me and the dog out.

595
00:24:59,297 --> 00:25:03,235
You are not just asleep, you are both out.

596
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:05,237
The dog looks like her neck is broken.

597
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,671
She's so out now.

598
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,475
Kimble Third is not a place of big,
big crime.

599
00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:11,877
Big organized crime.

600
00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:14,880
No. Right. There's no mafia in Camelford.

601
00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:19,217
But I tell you what, if there was
and you came there looking to investigate

602
00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:22,254
and you wanted to figure out
what the front was

603
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:26,791
for the mafia or for the organized crime,
there's only one place it could be.

604
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:29,261
The Kimble Fur Mask Shop.

605
00:25:29,261 --> 00:25:30,695
The Costume Emporium.

606
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,698
Yeah, because there is no way
they stay in business.

607
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:37,736
They stay in intimate way
selling three masks a year.

608
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:38,069
Yeah.

609
00:25:38,069 --> 00:25:41,606
Now, that devil, that papier maché devil
mask in the window is kind of cool.

610
00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,441
It was. I just thought I can make.

611
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:47,712
That is like, nice little Father Brown
seen looking at the devil mask.

612
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:50,615
Is he looking at the face of death
there Now?

613
00:25:50,615 --> 00:25:52,350
Only if it's his reflection in the window.

614
00:25:52,350 --> 00:25:54,853
Yes, but they don't show. I'm
going inside.

615
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:56,321
There's no scene inside because.

616
00:25:56,321 --> 00:25:58,523
No, there isn't inside.

617
00:25:58,523 --> 00:26:03,028
It's just Guido counting money. Yeah.

618
00:26:03,094 --> 00:26:05,130
Yo, Father Brown, what you doing?

619
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:09,401
Don't tell anybody about our business.

620
00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:11,036
We. Got going on in here.

621
00:26:11,036 --> 00:26:12,370
Is that racist?

622
00:26:12,370 --> 00:26:13,171
no, man.

623
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:19,277
Okay, okay, now we have the next death,
which is the point where I was like, I.

624
00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:21,746
Well, they think they see Daniel outside.

625
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:22,447
Yes, Right.

626
00:26:22,447 --> 00:26:24,649
So they have a little freak out and lay
naps.

627
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,117
A lot has to go way down a little bit.

628
00:26:26,117 --> 00:26:30,121
And Patrick is like, I can't protect you.

629
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:33,091
I can't go to I don't know what I go.

630
00:26:33,191 --> 00:26:34,893
And all of a sudden I was struck

631
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:38,697
like, okay, so the actor who plays
Professor Patrick Galloway.

632
00:26:38,730 --> 00:26:40,832
Yes. Stephen Boxer. Yeah.

633
00:26:40,832 --> 00:26:42,200
He has been a midsummer.

634
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,469
Yes, he was in Midsummer Rhapsody.

635
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:45,570
Yes, he was.

636
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,872
Lady naps
a lot was in Sins of Commission. Yes.

637
00:26:47,872 --> 00:26:50,208
The one with the literary festival. Yes.

638
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,410
But so I knew I recognized him.

639
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:57,315
But at this point, when he's really
like slapping around, being a wimpy guy

640
00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:01,286
is when it suddenly struck me
who he reminds me of.

641
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,089
Who's remind you, Don? Not. Yeah.

642
00:27:04,089 --> 00:27:07,025
He has a lot of Don
Knotts. He's Mr. Chicken.

643
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,327
He is. He has a lot of Don Knotts.

644
00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:14,332
In that suit, slapping around,
acting like, I don't know what to do.

645
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:16,468
I make jokes just like Don Knotts.

646
00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,236
Yeah, it that.

647
00:27:18,236 --> 00:27:20,772
Which I'm not old enough
to know who did. This.

648
00:27:20,772 --> 00:27:22,741
But I know who. Is in the room together.

649
00:27:22,741 --> 00:27:24,242
I don't think so. I don't think so.

650
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:25,977
We know he can time travel, so,

651
00:27:25,977 --> 00:27:27,012
you know, could be you

652
00:27:27,012 --> 00:27:30,215
guys can look up, not Don Knotts
and see if you don't know who he is.

653
00:27:30,248 --> 00:27:31,449
It's Lady sleeps.

654
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:34,285
A lady naps a lot. And sir, not Don
Knotts.

655
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:38,957
Yeah, Don Knotts and Sir and sir.

656
00:27:38,957 --> 00:27:40,025
Not Don.

657
00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,893
That's Professor, sir, not.

658
00:27:41,893 --> 00:27:45,530
Professors, sir. Not Don. Knotts.

659
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:47,065
Which is why the P.

660
00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:48,533
Irks at Don.

661
00:27:48,533 --> 00:27:50,602
Which is why the P
that she draws in the pillow

662
00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:54,072
still refers to him
because he's professor, not Don.

663
00:27:54,139 --> 00:27:56,007
It's the P for Professor.

664
00:27:56,007 --> 00:27:57,242
or Patrick.

665
00:27:57,242 --> 00:27:59,544
But she dip her finger in her own blood.

666
00:27:59,544 --> 00:28:00,478
Yeah, Yeah.

667
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,281
She like Doug inside like this

668
00:28:03,281 --> 00:28:04,983
because
she's got a bunch of little tabbies,

669
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:07,018
so she had to find one
that was big enough for a finger.

670
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,354
No, no, no. that one.

671
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:11,256
And you probably have to dip
a few times, too.

672
00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:12,357
I know it is.

673
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:15,794
Now, she has better clothes.

674
00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,595
Now she's got pajamas.

675
00:28:17,595 --> 00:28:19,431
Now she has pajamas.

676
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,701
I'm surprised you even count those
as pajamas because she's got a night

677
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,471
dress and a robe over it
like she's got two layers of pajamas.

678
00:28:26,571 --> 00:28:29,107
You know what I
we watched too many of these shows.

679
00:28:29,107 --> 00:28:31,676
We've talked about this before, but.
It breaks you a little bit.

680
00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:35,046
I really, really felt for Sid here.

681
00:28:35,146 --> 00:28:38,116
Sid would be incredibly upset. Yeah.

682
00:28:38,116 --> 00:28:40,185
Because it was his job
to keep her safe. Yeah.

683
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:42,887
And she did take that seriously.
Yeah, I think so too.

684
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,491
Even if he didn't like her now
because that's like.

685
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:47,892
He does have some honor.

686
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,095
He slathered on her but he has on her and.

687
00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:51,896
He's got to make the connection

688
00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:55,734
that if I can't protect her,
can I protect Lady Felicia?

689
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,969
And if something happened to Lady Felicia.

690
00:28:57,969 --> 00:28:58,870
he'll be devastated.

691
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,072
Would be. So devastated. Yeah.

692
00:29:01,072 --> 00:29:03,608
It doesn't help that they make him
stand outside.

693
00:29:03,608 --> 00:29:07,579
Well, that's
so that he's not plot by the plot armor

694
00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:09,147
that runs through the house.

695
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,150
But all the other doors are locked, Mark,

696
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:16,321
in this giant house that goes on and on.

697
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:18,056
So they just come in the back door.

698
00:29:18,056 --> 00:29:21,226
The back door. There's just one. Yeah.

699
00:29:21,326 --> 00:29:24,763
Not a giant window or,
you know, some other opening.

700
00:29:24,829 --> 00:29:29,067
I love how they get the nine on the pillow
all wrong and have all also, it doesn't.

701
00:29:29,067 --> 00:29:32,036
Even look like a nine.
It looks like a backwards piece.

702
00:29:32,036 --> 00:29:34,606
Looks like a backward.
They may as well said.

703
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,408
I think it's an inverted lowercase b

704
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:38,076
like she.

705
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:38,710
Started. Down.

706
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:41,746
She must have rotated the pillow
after she wrote it.

707
00:29:41,813 --> 00:29:45,784
Yes, it's for R
or it's a backwards lowercase d.

708
00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:47,752
We just don't know. It could be anything.

709
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:51,222
It's a tennis racket, poorly drawn. Sorry,

710
00:29:51,322 --> 00:29:54,692
I'm just sitting here thinking of all
those symbols, a circle and a stick to B,

711
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:55,760
it's a bad lollipop.

712
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,764
Like, mostly I'm thinking of you
because you can't draw very well.

713
00:29:59,998 --> 00:30:04,903
And if it was you, like, I would be like,
No, no, don't assume that it's a nine.

714
00:30:05,036 --> 00:30:08,673
His handwriting was awful
and he couldn't draw it could be anything.

715
00:30:08,673 --> 00:30:10,308
Could be. Really. It's a mountain.

716
00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:14,012
He he could have been trying to make
a symbol for a parrot or something.

717
00:30:14,012 --> 00:30:19,851
I don't know what that is. Sorry.

718
00:30:19,951 --> 00:30:22,854
If you guys could see his face right now.

719
00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,255
It's really trying not to.

720
00:30:24,255 --> 00:30:26,424
Be mad at me.

721
00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,259
You write like a serial killer.

722
00:30:28,259 --> 00:30:31,963
I'm sorry your handwriting is so bad.

723
00:30:32,063 --> 00:30:34,699
I do. I do write very.

724
00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:37,702
So I hope you never get murdered
and have to leave the initial of the

725
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:39,270
killer in your own blood.

726
00:30:39,270 --> 00:30:42,273
I'll try to leave first and last initials.

727
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,642
Just rip out of typewriter real quick.

728
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:48,379
Type it. Out.

729
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:49,280
Well, cut the.

730
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,582
Letters out of the newspaper.

731
00:30:50,582 --> 00:30:51,182
I may.

732
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:55,019
I may nap in the proper clothes,
but I also have my typewriter with me.

733
00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:57,755
Yes, Yes.

734
00:30:57,755 --> 00:30:58,957
Since the attacks. Text.

735
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:01,960
Who did it before he died? Okay.

736
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,829
Daniel's been dead four days in a pit.

737
00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:05,997
we're there. All right.

738
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:08,433
It's not even a dry well, it's just a pen.

739
00:31:08,433 --> 00:31:09,334
It's just.

740
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:11,102
It's just a garden feature.

741
00:31:11,102 --> 00:31:13,071
What a horrible way to die.

742
00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,906
Your dad has just been.

743
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:16,241
You think murdered?

744
00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:16,641
Yeah.

745
00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:19,444
You're homeless and you're an alcoholic.

746
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:23,481
All you've got to your name is this old
useless sword, and you get killed

747
00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:26,651
and pushed into a garden feature
and covered up with weeds.

748
00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:29,821
By an academic. By a professor.

749
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,456
You know those people.

750
00:31:31,456 --> 00:31:33,558
I mean, like, come on, even drunk.

751
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,526
Daniel should be able to fight him off.

752
00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:39,631
Father Brown writes his bike through
a field, and I'm like, They're nearby.

753
00:31:39,697 --> 00:31:42,267
I think riding bikes on grass, it's hard.

754
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,701
It is especially uneven.

755
00:31:43,701 --> 00:31:46,070
So he uses the super nose of Mr.

756
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:48,539
Gillespie to find the body.

757
00:31:48,606 --> 00:31:50,842
And then the professor comes along

758
00:31:50,842 --> 00:31:54,913
and Father Brown says, Dude,
the jig is up.

759
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,283
Yeah, yeah,
I cannot believe that Professor.

760
00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:58,750
Not done.

761
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,753
Not is going to behead Father Brown.

762
00:32:01,786 --> 00:32:03,655
He goes and all crazy.

763
00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,024
Go like, get down your knees. Okay.

764
00:32:06,024 --> 00:32:07,859
Hold your head still. Yeah.

765
00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:11,996
And I'm going to do it
like a full 360 swing and lop it off.

766
00:32:12,030 --> 00:32:16,167
Well, luckily,
Susie doesn't make the gate make a noise.

767
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,037
No, she stealth mode the squeaky gate and.

768
00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:20,138
Walks up to him.

769
00:32:20,138 --> 00:32:23,174
Dropped Boots and Whammo by Susie.

770
00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:25,410
He's making a Siouxsie
and the Banshees joke,

771
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:28,379
which if you look them up,
you'll see that she has the same hair

772
00:32:28,379 --> 00:32:30,348
and she whacks her dad on the head
with a rock.

773
00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,884
Yeah. He's short. She's short.
So it works.

774
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:36,621
I guess she's lucky he didn't spin around
and lop her head off, too.

775
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,022
She deserved it.

776
00:32:38,022 --> 00:32:41,259
Wow. He's nasty. Is like.

777
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:45,797
I understand he's humiliated
because his wife is sleeping with.

778
00:32:46,030 --> 00:32:46,764
His cousin.

779
00:32:46,764 --> 00:32:49,467
Mega Godzilla and.

780
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,070
Misogynistic gross guy.

781
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,139
But, like, have a conversation with.

782
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:57,108
He kills Danielle just to frame him.

783
00:32:57,108 --> 00:32:58,676
Yeah, he was just in the way.

784
00:32:58,676 --> 00:33:01,679
He's just he's
he's human trash, basically.

785
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:04,148
I just I just put him in the garden. Yeah.

786
00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,451
What does he think
he's going to do with Father Brown?

787
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:08,886
I don't know. Like, what is his end goal?

788
00:33:08,886 --> 00:33:10,922
Is he just kind of
put him in the pit, too?

789
00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:15,293
And again,
and I hate I hate to bring this up over

790
00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:18,529
and over again,
but what is the inciting incident here?

791
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:18,963
Like?

792
00:33:18,963 --> 00:33:22,000
What triggers does he feel so guilty

793
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,303
that he put the dyslexic woman in the car

794
00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:28,006
that he has to start killing? Now?

795
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,874
That makes no sense at all.

796
00:33:29,874 --> 00:33:34,645
That would explain why he might kill
Daniel to make him stop accusing her baby?

797
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:35,646
No. Why?

798
00:33:35,646 --> 00:33:39,083
His goal all the time is to kill his wife
and her lover.

799
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:41,753
Daniel is just a byproduct. Yeah.

800
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:42,987
So what makes him? Why?

801
00:33:42,987 --> 00:33:45,590
When want to do it. At the party?

802
00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:47,492
He's just waiting for clearance to visit.

803
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:51,696
Do you think maybe there was a scene
that was cut where he confronts Clarence

804
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,766
and then runs him
through with a sword act?

805
00:33:54,932 --> 00:34:00,338
I think what we're supposed to think is
and maybe here's my supposition,

806
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:00,805
is that

807
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:05,610
he notices how Clarence looks at Lucia
and he's not having it because he thinks,

808
00:34:05,777 --> 00:34:08,079
Clarence is going to try
to put the moves on my daughter.

809
00:34:08,079 --> 00:34:09,914
It's bad enough
he's sleeping with my wife.

810
00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:12,450
I'm going to take him out.
So he's going to kill Clarence.

811
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:17,889
Even better and say
I'm going to confront him and then have

812
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:20,324
Salem have Claire and say,

813
00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:23,327
well, are you sure she's your daughter?

814
00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:26,931
Like, they're like,
okay, murderous rage, I guess.

815
00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:30,435
And then he's got a motive to kill
lady naps a lot, too. Yes.

816
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:33,304
Because she slept with him
and has been lying to him all this time.

817
00:34:33,304 --> 00:34:38,543
But that would only be the case
if Lucinda was Lucia.

818
00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:42,413
Lucia was 15 and if she's 15.

819
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:46,350
I think she could be I think she could be
anywhere from 15 to 22.

820
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:47,652
I think she's under 18.

821
00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:51,722
Well, she could be 12 or 21.

822
00:34:51,789 --> 00:34:53,458
Wow. That's a deep joke.

823
00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:54,659
That's a deep.

824
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,127
Don't even try to get at people.

825
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,662
That was a mark gets a joke.

826
00:34:57,662 --> 00:34:59,464
Let's just pretend that that's
what happened.

827
00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:00,631
Did you notice the weird

828
00:35:00,631 --> 00:35:04,702
droning noise when they're in the garden
when he's confronting Patrick?

829
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:09,273
Yeah, kind of like somebody is playing
house music kind of far away.

830
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,676
Yeah, I did notice that noise.

831
00:35:11,676 --> 00:35:13,144
There's bees and flies.

832
00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:15,613
That's one thing.
That's not what I'm talking about.

833
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:21,385
There's a noise there that must have
driven the audio engineer insane.

834
00:35:21,419 --> 00:35:26,691
Underneath the dialog, underneath
the flies there is a boom, boom.

835
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,593
Boom, boom, boom. Boom.

836
00:35:28,593 --> 00:35:32,263
Or it's like a lawnmower,
like we're hearing right now.

837
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,564
It's got a rhythm to it.

838
00:35:33,564 --> 00:35:36,000
It does have
I think there's a music festival

839
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,003
going on somewhere or something,
and they did their best.

840
00:35:39,003 --> 00:35:41,973
We Also have a music festival
this weekend.

841
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,308
Everybody has to come in costume.

842
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:48,946
Thank you. I can now run my business.

843
00:35:49,046 --> 00:35:49,347
It would

844
00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:52,950
be a time traveling music festival
because it's clearly house music.

845
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,452
It's what it sounds like.

846
00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,320
Yes, I think they tried

847
00:35:56,320 --> 00:36:00,124
to remove it from the footage
and did their very best to kind of like

848
00:36:00,124 --> 00:36:04,562
dull it down and like hide it with
flies buzzing over the dead body.

849
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:06,330
But yeah, it's there.

850
00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:10,968
So let's talk about the flashback
of the car ride of death, okay.

851
00:36:11,035 --> 00:36:14,272
And why this is so problematic.

852
00:36:14,372 --> 00:36:16,674
Okay, this is horrible.

853
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,076
Lady Knapp's lot is driving her car.

854
00:36:19,076 --> 00:36:20,144
Yeah, theoretically.

855
00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:21,646
In her napping outfit.

856
00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:24,148
The arrest,
which is just a regular clothes.

857
00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:24,916
I get it.

858
00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,684
Patrick is with her, Right?

859
00:36:26,684 --> 00:36:27,251
So he.

860
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:28,519
Think so? Yeah.

861
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,388
Yeah. So he's not driving. He.

862
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:32,957
She's driving.
So she must be confident about driving.

863
00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,927
Otherwise she would say No, no, you drive.
Okay.

864
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,561
All right.

865
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:41,432
So she goes around the corner, she sees
Daniel's dad picking up the dead stuff.

866
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,901
There was a lot of DS and panics.

867
00:36:43,901 --> 00:36:44,702
Yeah, Okay.

868
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,672
And based on the flashback in her panic,

869
00:36:47,672 --> 00:36:51,576
she takes her foot off the gas pedal
where already was, right?

870
00:36:51,576 --> 00:36:51,909
Yeah.

871
00:36:51,909 --> 00:36:56,747
Looks down, sees
one that says L and one that says R.

872
00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,350
And then there's the part
where she gets her hands.

873
00:36:59,350 --> 00:36:59,917
Her fingers

874
00:36:59,917 --> 00:37:03,654
up to meet the L and the backwards
Albert figure out which is left and right.

875
00:37:03,754 --> 00:37:05,756
And then that's what sticks
her hands off the wheel.

876
00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:07,592
And that's how she had to know.

877
00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:10,595
Why wouldn't they just say, Stop,
go. Yeah.

878
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:12,096
On the pedals.

879
00:37:12,096 --> 00:37:15,233
And if you need to look at the pedals,
you shouldn't be driving.

880
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:19,070
And maybe you should be him
rather than stopping.

881
00:37:19,136 --> 00:37:21,839
Like, maybe stopping is not stopping.

882
00:37:21,839 --> 00:37:26,143
Is secondary to steering away. Yes.

883
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,379
He's way too close for you to stop.

884
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:32,283
But then she'll be hit him
and they know they hit him

885
00:37:32,283 --> 00:37:35,253
and then they kind of look at each other
and go,

886
00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:37,788
oops and drive away.

887
00:37:37,788 --> 00:37:39,023
I don't think they do.

888
00:37:39,023 --> 00:37:42,293
I think maybe they drive to get help
because everybody knows

889
00:37:42,326 --> 00:37:43,561
she's the one who hit him.

890
00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:47,965
It's not like a hit and run and there's
nobody else around to have said

891
00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:48,866
it was her.

892
00:37:48,866 --> 00:37:52,870
She didn't deny it
if she had denied it or not admitted,

893
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:55,473
you know, if if they hadn't gone
to get him help or whatever,

894
00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:57,241
she'd be in a lot more trouble.

895
00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:02,046
This is, as she says from
the very beginning, a terrible accident.

896
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:05,049
Yes. She got bad about it, of course.

897
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:09,086
If she's not ready to show up
in French lingerie

898
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:14,425
in her pictures,
she is a good mom and like a good person

899
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:17,762
who's dealing with the fact
that her accident.

900
00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:18,896
Causes.

901
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:22,700
Somebody to die,
which would make you wear clothes to bed.

902
00:38:22,733 --> 00:38:27,872
Now, does it make her say to Daniel, I'm
so sorry about your dad

903
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:31,342
and it was an accident,
but I feel responsible.

904
00:38:31,342 --> 00:38:32,476
What can I do to help you?

905
00:38:32,476 --> 00:38:34,512
Can I give you a job? Yes.

906
00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,547
Can we provide you a place to live?

907
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:39,817
Can you have a job taking care of one

908
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:42,820
part of our fabulous garden or.

909
00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:47,491
Yeah, like you can have
a house on the estate and not do anything.

910
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:50,561
Yeah, that would be fine.
They have plenty.

911
00:38:50,728 --> 00:38:52,830
And tell me about your dad.

912
00:38:52,830 --> 00:38:55,833
So she's still a bad. Yeah. Well, she.

913
00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,402
Her guilt gets in the way of her
being a good person.

914
00:38:58,402 --> 00:39:02,440
Lady Knapp's lot inability to figure out
which panel is which. Yes.

915
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,810
And the fact that she panics
and then looks at the panel

916
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:10,848
just made me think when I used to
drive around with my cousin.

917
00:39:10,948 --> 00:39:13,951
Who's the worst driver ever?

918
00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:17,655
when she was learning to drive
and she was approaching an intersection

919
00:39:17,655 --> 00:39:21,525
and the light would turn yellow,
she would yell, Point a decision.

920
00:39:21,592 --> 00:39:23,094
Point of decision out.

921
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:27,231
Loud because she was trying to decide
whether to go through the intersection

922
00:39:27,231 --> 00:39:28,332
or try to stop.

923
00:39:28,332 --> 00:39:30,368
And so she did this verbally.

924
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:34,638
She would yell point decision.

925
00:39:34,739 --> 00:39:38,409
So then this lady naturally.

926
00:39:38,476 --> 00:39:39,610
Looking at the pedals.

927
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:42,913
And the bells go point. Up is,

928
00:39:43,013 --> 00:39:44,882
is. It left to right, left to right?

929
00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:47,017
Thank goodness she doesn't drive a stick.

930
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:47,985
my gosh. Yeah.

931
00:39:47,985 --> 00:39:49,687
Imagine if there was a clutch two.

932
00:39:49,687 --> 00:39:50,988
She'd be completely confused.

933
00:39:50,988 --> 00:39:52,757
There
probably should be a clutch in that car.

934
00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,291
I don't think there were automatics yet.

935
00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:58,829
I hate that The killer says
that God is dead to Father Brown.

936
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,631
Father Brandon care about that?

937
00:40:00,631 --> 00:40:01,198
Whatever.

938
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:05,503
Just stupid,
anti-intellectual ism crap it.

939
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:06,036
Yeah.

940
00:40:06,036 --> 00:40:07,371
I mean, it wouldn't.

941
00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:10,040
It wouldn't faze
Father Brown at all. Yeah, but and.

942
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,008
It would use it.

943
00:40:11,008 --> 00:40:12,543
Like it's, it's bad it's bad

944
00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:16,714
for the character to say that,
but he's obviously a psycho.

945
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:16,947
Yeah.

946
00:40:16,947 --> 00:40:20,918
The Nixon argument that God is dead
is so much more complex

947
00:40:20,918 --> 00:40:24,188
than just
There was an old guy who died, you know?

948
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:28,859
Okay, Professor, not done, not Patrick
is clearly not a very good academic.

949
00:40:28,993 --> 00:40:31,395
He says Dorito. Doritos or.

950
00:40:31,395 --> 00:40:32,730
Dairy dog.

951
00:40:32,730 --> 00:40:37,134
When I was your age,
I was eating Doritos and rutabagas. Yes.

952
00:40:37,201 --> 00:40:40,738
Reading anti-gun.

953
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:47,411
You almost spit your soda on your laptop.

954
00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:53,117
And don't crave produced
pronounced to God.

955
00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,151
You mean Antigeni?

956
00:40:54,151 --> 00:40:56,420
Yeah. it's anti-gun.

957
00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:57,488
You don't know anything.

958
00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:59,023
Who's the best corpse?

959
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,391
I think. What's his name in the.

960
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:01,592
Well, Daniel.

961
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:02,726
Yeah.

962
00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:04,829
Got all those flies in the house music?

963
00:41:04,829 --> 00:41:05,062
Yeah.

964
00:41:05,062 --> 00:41:08,332
What happened is. He's been dead for days.

965
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:09,867
Done for days. Daniel. I don't know.

966
00:41:09,867 --> 00:41:13,471
I think lady naps a lot
is probably my favorite

967
00:41:13,537 --> 00:41:17,575
because in my head, she still has her
fingers stuck in one of her wounds

968
00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:21,879
to get more blood out
to write up his whole name backwards.

969
00:41:21,946 --> 00:41:24,248
Hey, the A is the same either direction.

970
00:41:24,248 --> 00:41:25,049
And if you write it.

971
00:41:25,049 --> 00:41:27,585
In caps in previous episodes, it.

972
00:41:27,585 --> 00:41:30,321
Tells the. T in previous episodes.

973
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:35,192
That's what you write. Tap

974
00:41:35,259 --> 00:41:36,794
Horrible.

975
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:40,097
nine What's your name again? Tar.

976
00:41:40,130 --> 00:41:42,333
We're not making fun of dyslexic.

977
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,602
No, just how it's portrayed
in this episode.

978
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:46,504
How it's portrayed in this episode.

979
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:50,341
Mrs. M normally would have went on a rant
about Laci

980
00:41:50,341 --> 00:41:55,546
underwear and golf music,
but she is mellowed here.

981
00:41:55,613 --> 00:41:59,416
She's so relieved that Father Brown
Father headed by the head.

982
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,720
Yes, that
that's what she's thinking about. Yes.

983
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:04,522
And then she bustles off
to go to the costume

984
00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:07,191
emporium to do her money
counting shift. Yes.

985
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,627
Father Brown lights the candle for Daniel.

986
00:42:09,627 --> 00:42:11,962
Yeah. Which is the right thing to do. Yes.

987
00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:14,365
So I think lighting absolute deserves
one, too.

988
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,133
I think so, too. She.

989
00:42:16,133 --> 00:42:18,602
She had her flaws, but no one else did.

990
00:42:18,602 --> 00:42:19,837
No one else doesn't.

991
00:42:19,837 --> 00:42:21,906
Except for everybody else does.

992
00:42:21,906 --> 00:42:25,309
You mean everyone else does,
except for Mechagodzilla.

993
00:42:25,309 --> 00:42:26,243
He's just horrible.

994
00:42:26,243 --> 00:42:29,179
No misogynistic
gross guy does not get a candle.

995
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:31,148
Sorry,
but Father Brown would like one for him

996
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:32,416
anyway, because he's a good person.

997
00:42:32,416 --> 00:42:35,853
Years after credits,
Lucia is in charge of everything.

998
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,122
Yes, she gets the big house all herself.

999
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:40,891
Gets the big house
to run her fashion empire.

1000
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:42,393
And I hope she does. It might.

1001
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,730
You hope she has galas and fashion
shows on the line?

1002
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:49,033
Yeah. And has Thomas hired?

1003
00:42:49,033 --> 00:42:51,268
I don't think
Thomas wants anything to do with.

1004
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:52,870
I don't think he likes her.

1005
00:42:52,870 --> 00:42:55,172
Plus, I don't think it's
because she's from the big house

1006
00:42:55,172 --> 00:42:56,340
that he doesn't like her.
I think she does.

1007
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:57,041
He doesn't like her.

1008
00:42:57,041 --> 00:42:57,575
Period.

1009
00:42:57,575 --> 00:43:00,144
Also, do they not have tables at this pub?

1010
00:43:00,144 --> 00:43:02,813
Like they have to sit
in the grass outside?

1011
00:43:02,813 --> 00:43:05,082
That's because he's he's dirty. He's.

1012
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:06,183
He's at work.

1013
00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:06,951
He's a. Working guy.

1014
00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:10,754
He's got to sit outside. No work. So

1015
00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:11,255
there's a.

1016
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,923
Midsummer's, a midsummer summer.

1017
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:14,658
Call. Benbow.

1018
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:18,996
All right, so that is the face of death.

1019
00:43:19,063 --> 00:43:23,133
Okay, so what we got for you
is the face of death this week.

1020
00:43:23,133 --> 00:43:25,502
This is Monday
when you're listening to it.

1021
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:30,941
And then later on this week,
we have Season 24 Episode Three Claws Out.

1022
00:43:30,941 --> 00:43:32,042
The mini episode.

1023
00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:33,544
For midsummer. Midsummer.

1024
00:43:33,544 --> 00:43:35,212
And then after Christmas.

1025
00:43:35,212 --> 00:43:39,950
I cannot believe I just said that

1026
00:43:40,050 --> 00:43:43,554
we have a climate of death with
I Will drop

1027
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:48,225
the Mini will drop
on the 28th of December.

1028
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:49,660
That's the day
the meaning will come out now.

1029
00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:51,595
Yeah, because the episode
comes out on Christmas.

1030
00:43:51,595 --> 00:43:54,031
Or on Christmas Day. All right.

1031
00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:57,635
And then then starting January 8th,
we will cover

1032
00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:02,072
those four new Midsummer episodes in.

1033
00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:05,109
So if you want us,
you better watch them before then because

1034
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,810
we're going to spoil them in the fall
episode.

1035
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:09,279
Boy, do we have a lot to talk about.

1036
00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:10,547
So much.

1037
00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:13,050
With only two down,
we have so much to talk about.

1038
00:44:13,050 --> 00:44:15,486
And then then we'll finish off.

1039
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:18,322
Father Brown Season one with two episodes.

1040
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,957
Yeah, and then we're not sure.

1041
00:44:19,957 --> 00:44:21,458
God, that's fabulous. Three.

1042
00:44:21,458 --> 00:44:24,194
That's a million years from now.

1043
00:44:24,294 --> 00:44:24,828
It's going to be.

1044
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,563
Certainly not five weeks away.

1045
00:44:26,563 --> 00:44:27,931
It's going to be here before you know.

1046
00:44:27,931 --> 00:44:30,768
I know.

1047
00:44:30,768 --> 00:44:33,971
We'll probably see it in the Mini, but
I know not everybody listens to the minis.

1048
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:36,540
If you don't have access to the episodes,
you're not going to listen to them.

1049
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:40,244
So this is our last chance to tell you
if you're not going to listen

1050
00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:42,813
to those that
we hope you have a great holiday. Yep.

1051
00:44:42,813 --> 00:44:43,914
We hope you get some rest.

1052
00:44:43,914 --> 00:44:46,116
And some time with. People that you love.

1053
00:44:46,116 --> 00:44:48,285
Have a laugh, have some cookies.

1054
00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:50,521
That's the extent of our Christmas song,
by the way.

1055
00:44:50,521 --> 00:44:53,524
Happy holidays. Please

1056
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,792
enjoy yourself.

1057
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:58,162
We're going to make some of the cookie
recipes that you sent us. Yes.

1058
00:44:58,195 --> 00:45:00,698
And we'll post some pictures.
And we'll post some pictures.

1059
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:02,399
Thank you all for listening this year.

1060
00:45:02,399 --> 00:45:04,268
We really, really appreciate it.

1061
00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:05,869
We love doing this.

1062
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,771
It's a blast every time.

1063
00:45:07,771 --> 00:45:11,942
And it's just it's great
to be part of a community with all of you.

1064
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:15,312
And now that the YouTube money is flowing.

1065
00:45:15,412 --> 00:45:19,049
We're rich because.

1066
00:45:19,116 --> 00:45:20,651
You know. It.

1067
00:45:20,651 --> 00:45:22,486
Mr. Beast, you better be.

1068
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:24,788
Worried. Look out.

1069
00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:27,991
We're going to be ranking top number one

1070
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:34,031
with our $72
that we're going to donate to.

1071
00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:36,900
All right, maniacs, have a good one.

1072
00:45:36,900 --> 00:45:39,670
Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
Whatever you celebrate.

1073
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,338
Yes. Bye, maniac.

1074
00:45:41,338 --> 00:45:53,217
Bye, maniacs.

1075
00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:57,154
Good.

1076
00:45:57,221 --> 00:45:59,757
You don't want to have to skin
your strawberries. Wow.

1077
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,493
This is going to be an exciting outtake.

1078
00:46:02,493 --> 00:46:04,261
I'm not trying to record an outtake.

1079
00:46:04,261 --> 00:46:06,163
I'm just answering your question.