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Chabad Boring Operation, Moon Landing Failure, Generation Gap, If I Were the Devil. ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH? GIVE US UR DANG LOOT -> VENMO: @wtadp YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/@TheClownTownChronicle X: @CTCMemeCast SEND US A MESSAGE:...

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Chabad Boring Operation, Moon Landing Failure, Generation Gap, If I Were the Devil.

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Opening Music “I Got You Babe”

https://youtu.be/OyBSrBqogPY?t=91

 

GenZ Joins the Workforce

https://x.com/vileTexan/status/1744360255557902702?s=20

 

Man Sues Walmart for Lifetime of Free Shopping

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-suing-walmart-seeking-100m-unlimited-free-lifetime-shopping-rcna133424

 

We’re Going Back to the Moon

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/07/world/nasa-vulcan-centaur-peregrine-astrobotic-walkup-scn/index.html

 

Technical Anomaly Interrupts Moon Mission

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-us-commercial-robotic-launch-to-moons-surface-suffers-anomaly

 

Moon Landing Canceled

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/space/private-mission-moon-wont-land-lunar-surface-malfunction-rcna133082

 

Chinese Commie Space Program

https://www.businessinsider.com/china-corruption-rocket-force-water-fuel-xi-jinping-purge-scandal-2024-1

 

Dan’s pick-The 6ft Safe Lie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQSLls9COUw

 

AI Mario at CES in Las Vegas

https://www.ign.com/articles/a-creepy-ai-mario-hologram-is-haunting-ces-2024

 

Dan’s pick- Biden Orders Yemen Airstrikes

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/dems-fume-after-biden-orders-yemen-airstrikes-without-congressional-approval/

 

Biden Heckled in South Carolina

https://x.com/DC_Draino/status/1744425042237128728?s=20

 

dEmonCraTs Shelter Hunter Biden WHO F*CKING CARES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1zdmjhZoRI

 

The State of Free Speech on Campus (Fox News)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUkhoPbFQrQ

 

Conspiracy Theorist Musician “There’s Jews in the Walls”

https://x.com/foundring1/status/1745219765457789120?s=20

 

NYPD Shuts Down Illegal Tunnel Under Synagogue

https://www.timesofisrael.com/chaos-ensues-after-nypd-tries-to-fill-in-secret-tunnel-in-chabad-hq-synagogue/

https://youtu.be/0D4XIaat268?feature=shared

 

Jewish Students Used Migrant Labor to Build Tunnel “Shawshank-Style”

https://nypost.com/2024/01/11/news/orthodox-jewish-students-used-migrant-labor-for-secret-tunnel/

 

ADL Blog About Antisemitic Firestorm

https://www.adl.org/resources/blog/tunnel-discovered-under-chabad-headquarters-sparks-antisemitic-firestorm-online

 

Jewish Tunnel Memes are Crazy

https://x.com/JozuJoestar/status/1745243574852354432?s=20

 

Hollywood Jews Call for New Diversity Standards

https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/10/entertainment/hollywood-academy-jews-standards/index.html

 

Skull and Bones and Equity and Inclusion

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/01/yale-skull-and-bones-secret-societies-diversity/677030/

 

Shia LaBeouf to Become Catholic Deacon

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gfOYkcEkymc

 

Jim Gaffigan Golden Globes Ped* Joke

https://youtu.be/dTJ81VHifY4?feature=shared

 

Michael Rapaport Mad About Golden Globes

https://x.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1744744039407112439?s=20

 

Israeli Speaks to People on the Fence

https://x.com/askdani__real/status/1745510069674930645?s=20

 

New Yorker Not Having it With Traffic Disruptions

https://x.com/yashar/status/1744452957951930686?s=20

 

Pro-Palestinian Protestor Attacks Jewish Man in NYC

https://x.com/ShirionOrg/status/1745595778775535988?s=20

 

San Francisco Wokies Make Pig Noises Behind Jewish Man at City Council

https://x.com/StopAntisemites/status/1745417890197647660?s=20

 

Klaus Schwab Anti-System Movement

https://x.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1744991248056770795?s=20

 

Jamie Plays “If I Were the Devil” on Joe Rogan

https://x.com/iluminatibot/status/1744645094668669062?s=20

 

Mark Zuckerberg Raising Some Smoking Meats

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/mark-zuckerberg-shares-raising-cattle-beer-macadamia-nuts-rcna133239

 

Dan’s pick-Zuc and the bunker

https://www.wired.com/story/mark-zuckerberg-inside-hawaii-compound/

 

Australian Generation Gap Solved by Mutton

https://x.com/HuinGuillaume/status/1744724351013069284?s=20

 

Mouse Filmed Tidying Man’s Shed

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/07/mouse-secretly-filmed-tidying-mans-shed-every-night

 

Mailman Saves Toddler From Traffic

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/massachusetts-mailman-scoops-toddler-away-from-traffic-after-day-care-escape-right-place-at-the-right-time/

 

Opening Music “Extreme Ways” by Moby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhM2uwki5RA

 

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The Clown Town Chronicle is a comedy show documenting the implosion of the mainstream media. The legacy media is done - we're just here to party.