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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hey everybody and welcome to smut club

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with chelsea and hannah

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hi hi friends we're so glad you're here

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um we were having a conversation

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recently about

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wanting to give you a name other than

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friends so we were kind of going between

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like

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smut puppies and smut [ __ ] yeah my

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husband's vote is for smut [ __ ]

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maybe we could just do like

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a variety between them

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or like a scale like maybe like

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smut puppy is like you've dipped your

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toe in and then you're a [ __ ] pup

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yeah and then you're a smut [ __ ] yes

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you guys let us know

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let us know if you want to be called any

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of those because consent is important

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and it matters yeah and

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you know names are also important and we

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don't want to give you a name you hate

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honestly my husband's just really

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excited about shirts that say smut [ __ ]

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on them and have

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flowers and [ __ ] in his words on them

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it fee like smut [ __ ] feels to me like

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something that you would find in an

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adult coloring book

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surrounded by some flowers yeah

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i could see that i had this really sweet

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co-worker in nashville i actually had a

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lot of very sweet co-workers but one of

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the funniest things i ever saw was one

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i adore her she curses like a sailor

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every every word out of her mouth is a

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swear word and so another really really

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sweet co-worker was like oh yeah i got

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you an adult coloring book that i saw

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and like gives her this like swear word

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coloring book and then she's like i got

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myself one as well and the one she got

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for herself was like bible verses

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like dubs and crosses we're like

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were you trying to send a message it's

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very sweet

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is it it really was oh okay no it was

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but we were sitting there i just

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remember walking in and the girl who

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swore a lot she's like

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can you see the difference between the

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two and i was like listen y'all are both

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in church every sunday live your lives

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yeah you do you do your thing i don't

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think god gives a [ __ ] about your

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colorful language

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if i'm being completely truthful yeah i

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mean not to get into a theological

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debate about it but i feel like he has

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bigger fish to fry

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to multiply you mean bigger fish to

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that joke funny that is a very uh on the

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nose loaves and fishes joke

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and also i wouldn't say that's um that's

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the same sort of on the nose as the rest

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of the podcast

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this is a different sort of on the nose

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um we're not afraid to fully send it in

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any direction no we will follow where

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this mut takes us ultimately well and so

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hannah has um read read a book where

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this smut is taking us

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on a very interesting journey i haven't

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had a chance to read this yet but when

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she texts me and she's like this is the

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title of the book i was like holy [ __ ]

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please read it asap and report back yes

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so the title of this book is that time i

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got drunk and saved a demon

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um it is by kimberly lemming this is her

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debut

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book

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what a title for your debut i know um

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and i just want to preface by saying i

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genuinely enjoyed this book i don't know

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if it's actually any good but i did

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actually really really enjoy it it had

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some very funny moments i just i just

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i don't know if it's any good but i did

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that we'll get to the actual review

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christmas

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yeah i enjoyed it i read this book while

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which is relevant because i don't

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normally drink very much

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um however when i was outlining this

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i was mostly intoxicated so

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i'm excited for the journey we're about

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our main character

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her name is cinnamon

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for some unknown reason that i am not

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going to explore right now in my notes

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she is referred to only as our girl

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i i think cinnabon always sounds

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delicious and then i get two bites in

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and i'm like i've hit my sugar quota

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yeah it's a little much so we have our

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girl cinnabun yeah yeah we have cinnabon

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main guy

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his name is fallon and for some unknown

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reason i immediately thought of jimmy

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fallon and then only referred to him as

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jimmy in my notes

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is jimmy fallon who you pictured the

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entire time not even a little bit

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ditch to the rest

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incredible so so we got

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cinnabon and jimmy yep yep yep who are

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cinnamon and fallon in the book

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reviewed a few times on tick tock and i

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had been thinking i was like you know

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what i don't think i have read very many

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um authors of color lately with smut and

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i know that exists so i started looking

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for it and that's how i came upon

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that time i got drunk and saved a demon

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so i'm so stoked for this so here we go

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we open at a village festival party

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situation our girl cinnabon is super

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drunk

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um they are celebrating um sending off

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one of the

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village girls who was chosen by their

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goddess to go fight demons

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there is a goddess and she

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centuries ago drove the demons out of

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this land and protects it but every 15

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years she chooses four individuals to go

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the gate because apparently the gate

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weakens every 15 years so she chooses

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four humans to go protect the gate from

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the demons

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appointment and you are now the

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gatekeeper for 15 years it's like every

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15 years there's a window of time where

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the gate weakens and we need to protect

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it and then once that window has passed

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we get to go back

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okay perfect right and so um cinnamon

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has no interest in being selected

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none whatsoever she's super clear about

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it she's like um

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hard pass on that adventure

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i am very hap she is a spice farmer she

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is very happy with her family spice farm

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in her little village she has no desire

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to go on this kind of adventure and so

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after the selection is made she and her

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best friend decide to dye their hair

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bright pink

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because they didn't want to draw

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attention to themselves prior to

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the selection they were trying to like

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girl that everybody kind of hates and

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village is like

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hell yeah you go be a hero babe we're

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um and so they're dancing they're

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singing they're having a great time and

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um she goes to she decides she needs

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cheese

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um because she's very drunk and so she

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kind of stumbles over to her best friend

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her stand that she has at this festival

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her best friend's name is bree and she

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is a cheese maker

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it's called out in the book cinnamon is

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like yeah bree's mom thought she was

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super clever with that one although my

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mom named me cinnamon and were spice

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farmers so i guess i won't judge

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and the language in this even though

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it's very much fantasy is

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super modern like she says suss at one

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point and like calls people [ __ ] like

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very modern language

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um and in some of the reviews some

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hated that they were like i couldn't get

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into the story like i couldn't get into

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the fantasy and i was like maybe you

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just have a bad imagination because i

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liked it so anyway

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um so their opinions are also based off

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of your experience 100 okay perfect just

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making sure i understand thank you for

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pointing that out

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and so then she's eating cheese

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in the distance near her family farm

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like in that direction

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and um everybody just kind of stops and

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then they're like hey

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our village hero is already fighting

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demons way to go babe and then they just

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start up the party again they're like

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whatever and they keep going

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so she decides she's gonna walk home her

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best friend is like honey

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you have had too much wine and you need

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to go home

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bye bye was her friend making sure

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someone got her there safely or was her

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friend just like you should go home

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because you're trashed yeah she's like

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you you should just walk home because

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apparently this is something she does

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regularly this is a very safe village

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you know famous last words so

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she's walking home she's going through

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the forest

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and there is an attempted robbery

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some guy who has his face covered and

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he's like give me your coins winch

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she is like wench are you [ __ ]

283
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:05,680
kidding me right now like who do you

284
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think you are like are you a pirate

285
00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:08,640
that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

286
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:11,360
in my life like she is not she does not

287
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feel threatened by this robber who has a

288
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hammer

289
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and he's like give me your cloak then

290
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:18,640
like whatever you know and she's like i

291
00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,240
don't think it will fit you

292
00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:22,399
although the sunflowers could really

293
00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:24,320
bring out the blue in your eyes like i

294
00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:25,279
don't think my cloak is gonna work for

295
00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,120
you

296
00:11:25,279 --> 00:11:29,120
he's like i'll give it to my girlfriend

297
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:31,120
and then she realizes that this is one

298
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,160
of like the village [ __ ] and so

299
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,160
she's like

300
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i don't remember his name but she's

301
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:39,360
basically like listen johnny

302
00:11:36,959 --> 00:11:40,800
i know you don't have a girlfriend

303
00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:43,680
go away

304
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:46,320
like you're not scaring me right now

305
00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:47,680
um i was gonna go with trevor first i

306
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:49,120
just was making [ __ ] up yeah i don't

307
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,959
remember his name because i know when

308
00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,600
you're like when you said douche i was

309
00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:56,240
like what's a random like douche name

310
00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:59,120
douche name trevor yeah and then i

311
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landed on treasure

312
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trevor

313
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not treasure

314
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i'm only one glass of wine

315
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:10,480
like there's there's literally

316
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normally zero excuse for my blunders

317
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:15,760
outside of just

318
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:19,200
me yeah so here we are so

319
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trevor or johnny whoever johnny trevor

320
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the town douche she tells him to [ __ ]

321
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:25,360
off yeah and he has several brothers

322
00:12:23,279 --> 00:12:26,800
they're well known in the village for

323
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:29,440
just kind of running wild and being

324
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:31,360
idiots and so she then

325
00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:33,360
chases him through the trees she's like

326
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you think you're gonna rob me i think

327
00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:38,000
you're you're wrong and so she is very

328
00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:40,160
drunk and is like i'm just gonna beat

329
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,680
the [ __ ] out of this guy and so she

330
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chases him through the trees and then

331
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:47,120
she starts to hear this groaning sound

332
00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:49,200
and she's like that's really weird and

333
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:51,360
so she goes to investigate and she finds

334
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,680
that the the explosion that they heard

335
00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:56,800
was some kind of rock slide and someone

336
00:12:53,680 --> 00:13:00,320
is trapped in the rock slide

337
00:12:56,800 --> 00:13:03,040
so she is like oh [ __ ] let me dig this

338
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:05,279
guy out so she starts digging

339
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:08,399
starts to like get the guy out and she's

340
00:13:05,279 --> 00:13:11,279
like this [ __ ] is huge like this

341
00:13:08,399 --> 00:13:13,519
is the largest man i've ever seen in my

342
00:13:11,279 --> 00:13:15,279
life but i don't recognize him from the

343
00:13:13,519 --> 00:13:17,360
village he must be traveling from

344
00:13:15,279 --> 00:13:19,120
somewhere else i hope he's okay so she's

345
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:21,440
like trying to check on him and then it

346
00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:23,360
turns out he's a demon

347
00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:26,560
and he's like um

348
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:29,120
you should run from me right now

349
00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:31,839
um and she's like why and he goes

350
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:35,360
because it's very bad form to eat your

351
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:38,160
rescuer and that's where we're at so you

352
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,279
should run and she's like huh

353
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:40,800
okay

354
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,959
so she takes off

355
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,279
so she starts running through her

356
00:13:42,959 --> 00:13:46,720
family's cinnamon fields

357
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:49,040
um

358
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,959
and he catches her at one point and

359
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,440
starts choking her he's like attacking

360
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:54,959
her and she reaches for a cinnamon

361
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:57,600
branch and like smacks him in the face

362
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:59,760
with it and is able to get away and so

363
00:13:57,600 --> 00:14:01,279
she runs away and barricades herself in

364
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:04,079
her parents house

365
00:14:01,279 --> 00:14:06,320
um and she's like telling her family

366
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:08,480
like there's a demon there's demon and

367
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,880
they're like babe you're drunk go to

368
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,480
sleep

369
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,079
so she's like barricading the door in

370
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:16,639
her parents house so they have this big

371
00:14:14,079 --> 00:14:19,199
family farm and she has two brothers as

372
00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:21,440
well and so they all have houses on the

373
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:23,360
farm and have their own sort of plots of

374
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,800
land on the farm

375
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:27,680
so she's in her parents house even

376
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:30,480
though her house is further away um and

377
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:31,440
so she goes to sleep um

378
00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:34,079
and

379
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:37,440
everybody's like you're fine

380
00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:40,959
calm down so she gets drunk so often

381
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:43,360
yeah she does okay um so she

382
00:14:40,959 --> 00:14:44,639
goes to sleep wakes up hungover she

383
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,040
decides to have breakfast with her

384
00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:49,199
family there's a lot of really funny

385
00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,320
like sibling exchange

386
00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:53,839
um

387
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:56,880
their mom is super hard ass and the one

388
00:14:53,839 --> 00:14:59,120
brother is really dramatic it's just

389
00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:00,160
very funny kind of exchange

390
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,720
um

391
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:04,959
and um

392
00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:06,320
they're like oh yeah that demon last

393
00:15:04,959 --> 00:15:08,560
night

394
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:11,600
and she's like yeah okay

395
00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:14,720
and then he just appears in the doorway

396
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:16,399
the demon like appears in the doorway

397
00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:18,079
like inside the house

398
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:20,800
okay well like like

399
00:15:18,079 --> 00:15:22,000
the interior like the door to go inside

400
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,600
okay yeah

401
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:26,639
um and

402
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:28,399
he the brothers and the dad they get up

403
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,600
like they're gonna attack

404
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:32,480
um

405
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:35,360
to protect her and the demon throws her

406
00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:36,959
brother chilly they all have spice names

407
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,800
throws her brother and

408
00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:40,399
genuinely i don't remember if that's his

409
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:42,399
actual name or if that [ __ ] i made up

410
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,360
but that's what's in my notes

411
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:45,920
um

412
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,759
he throws chili across the room

413
00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,800
and then he's like y'all i'm not here to

414
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:50,800
fight

415
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,959
i'm not here to hurt anybody

416
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:56,000
like let's just all have a seat he has

417
00:15:52,959 --> 00:15:58,959
retractable horns so he retracts the

418
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,880
horns and then sits down so

419
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:04,000
this might be something we'll get to in

420
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:05,519
the future but just my my curiosity now

421
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,360
um

422
00:16:05,519 --> 00:16:09,759
when he retracts the horns does he just

423
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:12,480
like look like a normal human

424
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:15,360
just really big okay yeah

425
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:17,759
so and he didn't have his horns out when

426
00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,920
she found him actually

427
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,839
so she thought he was human at first

428
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:25,040
so

429
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:27,279
um he retracts the horns he sits down to

430
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:29,440
have breakfast with the family

431
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:32,000
her mom is just like super excited to be

432
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:34,240
feeding someone um and we'll get into

433
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,399
this later but this is um

434
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:39,199
it seems to be very heavily influenced

435
00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:40,720
by southern culture and like hospitality

436
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:43,279
and stuff and so

437
00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:45,120
the mom is just like super happy to have

438
00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:46,639
somebody to feed she's like all right

439
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,800
have a seat babe

440
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:52,560
like let's do this thing

441
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:54,000
um and so all the brothers are like what

442
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,160
the [ __ ] is happening

443
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,759
and he says his name is fallon also

444
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,600
known as jimmy

445
00:16:57,759 --> 00:17:02,480
and then um

446
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:04,880
he explains that their goddess is

447
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:08,160
actually an undead witch

448
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:11,760
who enslaved all of the demons

449
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:14,319
so and controls them so

450
00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:16,240
they are not actually as violent as

451
00:17:14,319 --> 00:17:19,520
people think that they are

452
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:22,000
um and they're not as mindless as people

453
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:24,720
think that they are but it's this witch

454
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:27,439
cast a spell over them um because she

455
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:30,400
apparently sacrificed several demon

456
00:17:27,439 --> 00:17:32,799
children to achieve immortality and so

457
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:34,240
when the demons tried to

458
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:36,799
avenge that

459
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,760
she did something and now she controls

460
00:17:36,799 --> 00:17:38,720
them

461
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:41,440
and then

462
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,200
um apparently the cinnamon that she hit

463
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:45,200
him in the face with

464
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,440
broke the spell like something about the

465
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:49,360
cinnamon like negated it

466
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:51,760
so he had this amulet that was

467
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,520
protecting him but the closer that he

468
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:55,280
got to the village

469
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:58,400
um to her temple

470
00:17:55,280 --> 00:18:00,799
the less effective the amulet was and so

471
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,960
he kind of lost it when the rock slide

472
00:18:00,799 --> 00:18:04,720
happened and then he came to

473
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,600
with the cinnamon

474
00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,160
so

475
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:10,320
um he tells

476
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:12,480
i love here's my favorite thing about a

477
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:15,520
good like paranormal universe is you can

478
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:18,320
just like set whatever [ __ ] rules you

479
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:22,320
want whatever you want whatever you want

480
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:24,080
and um she will continue to do so

481
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:28,400
so

482
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:30,559
um he tells cinnamon that um

483
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,559
they're like we don't know if we believe

484
00:18:30,559 --> 00:18:34,559
you like we were raised to believe that

485
00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:37,600
this is our goddess that she protects us

486
00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:39,520
from demons like i don't know

487
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:41,120
about all that and he's like okay you

488
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:43,200
know what you don't have to believe me i

489
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:46,160
just want you to take this amulet

490
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:48,000
and throw it past the the protective

491
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:50,640
force field around the temple and just

492
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:53,600
see what happens right

493
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:55,520
um and he's like and then if what i

494
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,640
think is gonna happen happens

495
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:58,720
destroy

496
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,840
the goddesses chalice that's in the

497
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,799
thing

498
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:05,200
because that houses her soul it's her

499
00:19:02,799 --> 00:19:06,320
power center or some [ __ ] so destroy the

500
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,360
chalice

501
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:11,200
um and then if you do this

502
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:12,080
um i will

503
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,240
uh

504
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:16,160
protect the entire village like it will

505
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,120
be under my protection from this point

506
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,760
forward

507
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,520
if you don't then i am gonna he had like

508
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:24,000
a pack of cinnamon that he was keeping

509
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,440
on him to continue to negate the spell

510
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000
he was like i'll just get rid of the

511
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,520
cinnamon and go full demon boy on all of

512
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,840
you guys so

513
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:33,520
the choice is yours

514
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:36,559
so he is like

515
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:39,840
we're good you can trust us believe me

516
00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:42,240
try this and if you don't

517
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,760
i'm just gonna kill you

518
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,840
okay yeah just making sure i'm

519
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:48,080
understanding properly like if you do

520
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,919
i'm gonna protect the whole village

521
00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,360
your family is under my protection and

522
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:54,799
if you don't

523
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:58,000
you can all die anyway also like nothing

524
00:19:54,799 --> 00:20:00,559
sounds that hard about keeping

525
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,120
a satchel of cinnamon

526
00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:04,840
on your person no

527
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:07,919
it does not

528
00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:10,720
so uh our girl goes and she throws the

529
00:20:07,919 --> 00:20:12,720
amulet and this like black sludge and

530
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,440
blood starts like bubbling up from the

531
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,960
floor and like coating the walls and and

532
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,640
the demon couldn't do this himself

533
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:20,080
because there is this protective force

534
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,840
field around the temple that keeps

535
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,640
demons out

536
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,720
so

537
00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:27,440
um she's like um

538
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,600
that doesn't feel right so maybe i'll

539
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:32,400
just destroy this chalice

540
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:34,240
so she goes and tries there's a bit of a

541
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,240
fight there's like a skeleton hand that

542
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:39,760
comes up and grabs her

543
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:43,760
um she smashes it it won't break so this

544
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:45,039
like giant blood bone ogre thing is like

545
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:48,400
hitting her

546
00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:49,360
and then jimmy shows up and saves the

547
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400
day

548
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,240
and

549
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,600
like goes her into destroying the

550
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:56,400
chalice

551
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:58,240
and so that's done but then the temple

552
00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,880
is like about to implode so he like

553
00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:03,919
grabs her up and rescues her from the

554
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:07,280
temple um and at this point she realizes

555
00:21:03,919 --> 00:21:10,080
he smells really nice

556
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:12,960
like as he grabs her up to get her away

557
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:14,480
from danger she's like i'm into that i

558
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:17,039
mean i was wondering

559
00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:20,000
when the smut was going to start in the

560
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:22,559
paranormal universe and i feel like

561
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,640
how like what percent would you say i

562
00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:26,559
feel like that is a very common thing in

563
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,679
in a book yeah it's this where it's like

564
00:21:26,559 --> 00:21:29,679
this

565
00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:32,400
yeah and it's like it's not even like

566
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:34,960
pheromones it's just like

567
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:37,280
in his natural scent of musk and river

568
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:39,919
water right it's like what the [ __ ] does

569
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:41,360
that smell like my favorite was i think

570
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:44,240
it was in

571
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:47,120
crescent city i want to say it was like

572
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:49,600
she smells like the snowfall and the

573
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:52,480
first starlight of the evening like what

574
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:55,360
does that smell like okay yankee candle

575
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:58,080
like what like these descriptions

576
00:21:55,360 --> 00:22:00,159
like that's not a thing she smells like

577
00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:02,080
a beach on the first day of summer and

578
00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:04,159
you're like i really have so many

579
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,840
questions right which beach because if

580
00:22:04,159 --> 00:22:07,360
it's the ones that i grew up near then

581
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:09,039
that means she smells like a dirty

582
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:12,480
diaper

583
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:15,200
oh well i grew up on the gulf coast side

584
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:17,200
of florida and i'm

585
00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:19,760
i wouldn't say i would describe

586
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:22,080
ourselves meanwhile on the atlantic side

587
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,080
anyway

588
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:27,039
it's very different it is very different

589
00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:28,720
but also yes like so many books they're

590
00:22:27,039 --> 00:22:31,280
just like

591
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:33,120
oh and they just like smelled so nice

592
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:37,120
and like there's there's way more

593
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:40,400
sniffing than you ever anticipate or no

594
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,559
although i will say in all fairness

595
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,480
um i had covet a couple of years ago and

596
00:22:42,559 --> 00:22:45,840
lost my sense of smell

597
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:49,120
and i did get pretty sick but i was

598
00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:52,159
really okay for the most part and then

599
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:55,679
my smell just did not come back for a

600
00:22:52,159 --> 00:22:57,520
while and at one point i like burst into

601
00:22:55,679 --> 00:23:00,240
tears and my husband was like are you

602
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:02,000
okay and i was like i can't smell you

603
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,320
and he was like okay babe like why don't

604
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:08,159
you go to sleep

605
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:11,520
is that something you normally do no

606
00:23:08,159 --> 00:23:12,320
i don't go around sniffing people

607
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,679
but

608
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,720
not quite the same

609
00:23:13,679 --> 00:23:18,799
but it is so i'm like i'm i get sick

610
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,919
very easy i like always have a stuffy

611
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:21,120
nose

612
00:23:19,919 --> 00:23:22,960
and i think my husband and i have been

613
00:23:21,120 --> 00:23:26,240
married for like

614
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:28,080
four months if that and i was sick which

615
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,240
was not a surprise because i just i'm

616
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,440
always sick and i'd been texting him

617
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,679
while i was at work i was like i just

618
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,200
can't wait to get home and just like

619
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:37,840
not do anything and just sit on the

620
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:40,240
couch and really rest and relax with you

621
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,720
and my husband i have this um like this

622
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:45,279
sweet potato curry soup recipe

623
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,799
it's delicious love this soup recipe

624
00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:48,640
and my husband thought he's like i'm

625
00:23:46,799 --> 00:23:50,400
gonna i'm gonna surprise chelsea and

626
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,320
make her this like really comforting

627
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:54,640
soup that she loves

628
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:56,320
and like she'll be so surprised when she

629
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,600
gets home and i like i like i came in

630
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,200
and i was like oh my gosh like you made

631
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,679
me soup like you're the best human in

632
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:04,080
the world and i'm like getting teary

633
00:24:01,679 --> 00:24:07,520
and so my husband we eat really spicy

634
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:09,840
food we love spicy food um

635
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:11,919
so he gives me this bowl of soup and

636
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:14,400
he's looking at me all expectantly like

637
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:15,360
can't wait for me to take my first bite

638
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,880
y'all

639
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:21,440
that [ __ ] tasted like lava because i

640
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:23,279
couldn't smell anything so i couldn't

641
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:26,320
taste anything

642
00:24:23,279 --> 00:24:28,880
and i just take a bite of the soup and i

643
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:32,960
feel my entire body like going into this

644
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:35,760
like heat flash with how much wet

645
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:38,799
so my husband bless his soul hands me

646
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:42,559
this bowl of soup so excited wants me to

647
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:44,880
try it i take one bite and i burst into

648
00:24:42,559 --> 00:24:47,600
tears

649
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,200
um also worth noting my husband is the

650
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:51,679
producer of this podcast and it's like

651
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:54,240
the sweetest angel baby who just like

652
00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:56,559
wants to love me and support me but i

653
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:58,400
think it scarred him because like for a

654
00:24:56,559 --> 00:25:00,400
long time he

655
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,919
he wasn't really willing to venture back

656
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,000
into the kitchen

657
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:06,080
we we crossed that hurdle

658
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:08,880
i'm glad to play that but yes i'm glad

659
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,880
to hear that all of us to say smell and

660
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:14,240
taste are important but they are

661
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:17,760
sometimes unnecessarily prominent and

662
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:18,880
yes i would agree so he rescues her from

663
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:21,039
this

664
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,799
thing from the temple not jimmy because

665
00:25:21,039 --> 00:25:24,400
that's not his name

666
00:25:22,799 --> 00:25:26,480
alan the demon

667
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:29,840
rescues cinnabun

668
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:31,120
cinnamon yes um so

669
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:33,440
um

670
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:35,360
he's like well that was easier than i

671
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:38,080
thought really good work everybody and

672
00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:39,600
she's like um babe there are three more

673
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:43,200
chalices

674
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:47,120
in her other temples oh [ __ ] he didn't

675
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:48,240
know he did not know and so he is super

676
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,960
pissed

677
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:53,520
so pissed in fact that he burns his

678
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,520
shirt off

679
00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,880
pause

680
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,440
um

681
00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:00,720
i have questions do you have answers i

682
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:03,840
don't know

683
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,840
ask them and we'll see

684
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,559
is it because he is a demon and his body

685
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,960
just burst into flames or did he light

686
00:26:08,559 --> 00:26:13,039
his own shirt on fire

687
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:15,679
i think that he um

688
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:17,440
so he has fire as a demon and i think

689
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:19,279
that he became very overheated because

690
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,720
he was so angry that's how it sounds in

691
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:22,400
the book like okay

692
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,360
it wasn't intentional

693
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:26,159
um

694
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:28,640
and so then um she notices that he has

695
00:26:26,159 --> 00:26:30,000
some really nice abs

696
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:32,960
um

697
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:35,520
and he's like okay well you need to come

698
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,720
with me to these other temples and fix

699
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,480
this [ __ ]

700
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,799
um

701
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:42,320
and starts calling her rabbit as a

702
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:44,320
nickname

703
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:45,840
but i didn't really understand why but

704
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,279
he just starts calling her rabbit like

705
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:49,120
not bunny

706
00:26:47,279 --> 00:26:50,640
not honey

707
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:52,960
rabbit

708
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:55,360
i i think i might rather be called

709
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,559
rabbit than bunny

710
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:59,279
so

711
00:26:56,559 --> 00:27:00,320
little-known fact oh no where are we

712
00:26:59,279 --> 00:27:01,760
about me

713
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:04,799
as a person

714
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:07,279
i'm terrified of rabbits oh

715
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:08,720
but not bunnies i mean they're you know

716
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:11,039
they're the same right they're the same

717
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:14,159
thing i hate them

718
00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:14,159
they really freak me out

719
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:19,679
we had two when i was a toddler and um

720
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,039
here's the part that as an adult i think

721
00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,240
it's hilarious but as a kid i had no

722
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:25,919
idea

723
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:28,960
they were named chip and dale

724
00:27:25,919 --> 00:27:30,000
my parents were like like the chipmunks

725
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,320
sure

726
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,840
right and i'm like oh cool

727
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,760
just four-year-old chelsea being like

728
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,760
here my chippendale bunnies

729
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,520
i hope there are pictures of that anyway

730
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:44,880
so he starts calling her rabbit so i

731
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,399
feel like that's also an important

732
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,399
turning point in a lot of smut where

733
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:53,679
yeah they're given the pet name is like

734
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:54,960
some kind of important moment

735
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:56,320
and she's like

736
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,640
yeah no

737
00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:00,720
not interested in the adventure thank

738
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,480
you i'm happy with my life good luck

739
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,080
with your journey

740
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,320
and have a great day

741
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,159
and i think it's a very fair response

742
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:10,480
given everything that she's been through

743
00:28:08,159 --> 00:28:12,320
in the last 24 hours well and it's later

744
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:15,200
revealed why she is

745
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:19,360
opposed to adventure ooh okay well that

746
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:22,240
um but he's like okay you can say no but

747
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:25,279
to be clear i promised to protect your

748
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:27,679
village i did not promise to protect you

749
00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:30,880
so you can help me or you can go

750
00:28:27,679 --> 00:28:32,080
unprotected these are your options

751
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,559
um

752
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:38,399
and so she agrees

753
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:40,320
and he's like i think that you are

754
00:28:38,399 --> 00:28:42,960
starting to like me

755
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,399
and she goes yeah like a plague very

756
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:47,200
much yep

757
00:28:44,399 --> 00:28:49,679
um she is not happy about this situation

758
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,679
she's like he's super hot but i'm wicked

759
00:28:49,679 --> 00:28:54,320
annoyed with the whole thing

760
00:28:51,679 --> 00:28:55,279
yeah like on the hot crazy scale

761
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,760
he's

762
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:59,679
he's not quite out weighing with hotness

763
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,760
not at this point it's just a little too

764
00:28:59,679 --> 00:29:04,799
crazy not at this point

765
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,080
so um then she is packing with her best

766
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:09,120
friend brie

767
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:10,080
um the cheese merchant obviously

768
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,720
um

769
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,279
and she mentions this sister so the

770
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,640
sister had come up previously um the

771
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:18,080
sister

772
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,919
passed away

773
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:21,760
but we don't know how

774
00:29:19,919 --> 00:29:25,039
but cinnamon keeps saying cinnabon

775
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:27,679
sister cinnamon sister yes

776
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:30,480
it caught on she's sent a bun now

777
00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:32,399
our girl cinnabon also where what is she

778
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:34,960
packing for did i miss that for the

779
00:29:32,399 --> 00:29:36,640
journey she's like okay okay so i guess

780
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,120
i'm going okay i get it

781
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:43,200
i was like is she running away no so

782
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:44,880
she's going with him um and she um

783
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,159
is saying that she feels like her

784
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,880
sister's

785
00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:50,799
death was her fault somehow but again we

786
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,480
don't really have the story

787
00:29:50,799 --> 00:29:55,840
um so then she

788
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:57,679
she has an argument with fallon about

789
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,760
um taking

790
00:29:57,679 --> 00:30:02,880
uh like a wagon on

791
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:06,000
this trip she's like we need spices and

792
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:08,640
we need a we need stuff like where am i

793
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:10,320
gonna put my clothes like priorities

794
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,919
where does my spice collection go

795
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,720
precisely

796
00:30:11,919 --> 00:30:16,080
so

797
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:18,559
um eventually he acquiesces to this and

798
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:20,320
they bring her horses

799
00:30:18,559 --> 00:30:23,520
um in a carriage

800
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:25,279
and so then um apparently at this point

801
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:27,679
i decided to start calling her best

802
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:29,550
friend bree fondue i don't know when

803
00:30:27,679 --> 00:30:33,600
that happened

804
00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:36,080
[Laughter]

805
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,679
where did you guys go on vacation hannah

806
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,000
so we went to charleston and i think

807
00:30:37,679 --> 00:30:43,679
that at this point um

808
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:45,440
we went to um my favorite pub in north

809
00:30:43,679 --> 00:30:47,360
charleston i'm pretty sure

810
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,840
that's what was happening

811
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,679
at this

812
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:53,120
point i might have had a couple of irish

813
00:30:51,679 --> 00:30:56,080
car bombs

814
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:59,279
so good for you living your best

815
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:01,679
vacation life i was i mean i don't is it

816
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:04,159
really hurting anyone to call her fondue

817
00:31:01,679 --> 00:31:06,000
no if anything i just hope you like i

818
00:31:04,159 --> 00:31:07,039
hope she's called gruyere in a few

819
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,559
minutes

820
00:31:07,039 --> 00:31:09,279
perhaps gouda

821
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:13,200
so

822
00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:13,200
how's our body doing in this chapter

823
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:18,880
so so this is pretty much the end of

824
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:21,039
fondue's involvement in the book pretty

825
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,320
much it's like right here damn it she

826
00:31:21,039 --> 00:31:24,480
just got the cool nickname and

827
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:26,880
everything i know but wait for it cheese

828
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:28,159
is not done brie the character is done

829
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,720
but cheese

830
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:31,720
is never done

831
00:31:34,399 --> 00:31:36,559
go on

832
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,640
so

833
00:31:36,559 --> 00:31:40,320
she actually

834
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,840
hannah has been

835
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,840
doing such a great job of leading us

836
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,919
through this book that she hasn't really

837
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,080
had a chance to have any of her wine

838
00:31:45,919 --> 00:31:49,519
which is how the characters got the name

839
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:51,440
fondue

840
00:31:49,519 --> 00:31:52,960
and jimmy fallon

841
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:55,039
um

842
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:57,760
and so honestly because of that i want

843
00:31:55,039 --> 00:31:59,600
her to have more wine just to see where

844
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:01,360
the day takes us well thank you for that

845
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:03,760
i appreciate your thoughtfulness i did

846
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,960
take that opportunity perfect

847
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,000
so

848
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,919
um

849
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,519
she goes with fondue to the village like

850
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:11,039
boundary

851
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:12,559
with the carriage they're supposed to be

852
00:32:11,039 --> 00:32:13,600
meeting um

853
00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:16,399
fallon

854
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:18,799
and the town jackass that tried to rob

855
00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:22,320
her shows up with his brother

856
00:32:18,799 --> 00:32:26,399
and the brother is demanding an apology

857
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:29,039
because she chased him through the woods

858
00:32:26,399 --> 00:32:31,360
um and she's like um

859
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:33,679
this jackass tried to rob me i'm not

860
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:36,000
apologizing to you for [ __ ]

861
00:32:33,679 --> 00:32:38,240
and he's like you were drunk everybody

862
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,240
knows you're the town lush like he

863
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:42,480
wasn't trying to rob you you just

864
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,880
attacked him

865
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:47,760
and so she slaps him in the face the

866
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:50,000
brother she slaps him in the face

867
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:53,200
i see how he got there

868
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:56,000
oh no wait rewind she didn't slap him in

869
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:59,279
the face yet so he slaps her in the face

870
00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:01,440
and like pushes her against the wagon

871
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:05,039
and so then she slaps him in the face

872
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:07,279
and then uh jimmy appears and he is

873
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:08,799
not happy with this situation jimmy

874
00:33:07,279 --> 00:33:12,320
seems like a guy who gets real

875
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:13,919
possessive real fast yeah also have did

876
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:16,960
we learn nothing

877
00:33:13,919 --> 00:33:17,840
from will smith slapping someone

878
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:20,000
like

879
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,840
you just can't go around slapping people

880
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,640
willy-nilly like that

881
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,399
no

882
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:26,720
no you can't

883
00:33:24,399 --> 00:33:29,200
slaps don't solve problems people they

884
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,120
really don't um because then

885
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,279
once again it's the consequences of our

886
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,200
own actions because now we have a very

887
00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:36,720
pissed off demon

888
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:39,840
who shows up

889
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,120
and breaks [ __ ] face's arm

890
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:45,279
off

891
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:47,440
um wait you you you paused there

892
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:49,120
and it took me you're like he broke his

893
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,960
arm i'm like yeah yeah you're like

894
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:53,200
off like i was like were you trying to

895
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:56,240
were you hoping i didn't catch it

896
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,600
what he broke his arm off he really

897
00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:00,320
[ __ ] him up

898
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,320
it's like um

899
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,320
oh what was that

900
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:08,560
movie in the 80s with patrick swayze

901
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,399
um where he was the bouncer at the club

902
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,079
and ripped the man's heart out

903
00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:13,359
roadhouse where he rips his heart out

904
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:15,200
with his hand

905
00:34:13,359 --> 00:34:17,200
that's what i thought a demon do it it's

906
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:19,040
the forbidden move

907
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,560
yes that is

908
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,800
that is what i thought of just now

909
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:25,040
that's fair um so he's gonna kill

910
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,200
[ __ ] and

911
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,520
cinnamon is like no no no

912
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,280
we don't kill humans okay

913
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:33,440
she's really reasonable sometimes

914
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,119
sometimes um when she's not the town

915
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:37,520
lush i was gonna say she's not drunk at

916
00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:39,839
this juncture so

917
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:41,919
um he is super annoyed that he's not

918
00:34:39,839 --> 00:34:44,000
allowed to kill this guy he's like you

919
00:34:41,919 --> 00:34:45,919
are currently mine you are under my

920
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,599
protection and he put hands on you which

921
00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:50,879
means he has forfeited his life and

922
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:54,000
she's like um bro how about you simmer

923
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:56,639
down she's like so like demon laws and

924
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,960
rules of society are not

925
00:34:56,639 --> 00:35:01,200
human laws and rules of society so you

926
00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,960
can't just kill them

927
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,079
right so

928
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,280
he agrees no more killing humans

929
00:35:06,079 --> 00:35:11,680
and so

930
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:14,880
they're traveling now through a bayou

931
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:16,720
because in the landscape

932
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,280
that we are in okay so they're in

933
00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:20,880
louisiana now basically okay um so

934
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:24,000
they're gonna buy you

935
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:26,400
um and so she

936
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,920
makes him a crayfish boyle

937
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:30,430
that's what it's called in the book i'm

938
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,000
like y'all them's crawdads

939
00:35:30,430 --> 00:35:35,599
[Laughter]

940
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:37,520
don't write about things you don't know

941
00:35:35,599 --> 00:35:39,599
you're like sorry

942
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,680
we're in georgia

943
00:35:39,599 --> 00:35:44,480
where the [ __ ] are you getting

944
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:47,119
this from rayfish

945
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,800
hey there's my puppies

946
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:51,520
we'll get you right back to the show in

947
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:53,280
just a moment but first

948
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,800
do you like us

949
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:56,160
maybe even

950
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,720
love us

951
00:35:56,160 --> 00:36:00,480
cause we sure love you

952
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:02,480
and if you do love us

953
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,400
don't tease us

954
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,800
tell us in those ratings and reviews

955
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,359
wherever you're listening right now

956
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:11,520
maybe even send us over to a special

957
00:36:09,359 --> 00:36:13,599
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

958
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,359
smutty with us

959
00:36:13,599 --> 00:36:16,240
because you know the first rule of smug

960
00:36:15,359 --> 00:36:19,440
club

961
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:20,480
is to talk about smut club

962
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:22,400
all right

963
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:26,440
i won't keep you any longer

964
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,440
let's get back to the show

965
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:31,119
[Music]

966
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:34,320
anyway

967
00:36:31,119 --> 00:36:36,640
so um he is like

968
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,480
not he's i'm not eating that that looks

969
00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:40,240
like a bug and she's like just trust me

970
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,760
and he's like this is the most delicious

971
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:42,960
thing i've ever eaten my in my life

972
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:44,079
which is fair because they're very

973
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,160
delicious

974
00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:47,680
and so

975
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,200
they're having like this bonding over

976
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,079
the campfire

977
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:52,480
um

978
00:36:50,079 --> 00:36:53,839
and they're sleeping on either sides or

979
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,760
laying down on either sides of the

980
00:36:53,839 --> 00:36:58,240
campfire and then he starts telling her

981
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,800
scary stories about different things

982
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:02,800
so that she like comes closer to him

983
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:04,240
and it's pretty obvious he's doing it on

984
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,920
purpose like he's intentionally

985
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:07,040
frightening her so that she'll like come

986
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:10,160
closer

987
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:12,160
um but there's they're like dumb

988
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,440
campfire ghost stories like it's not

989
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,520
like he's like

990
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,520
and then the axe murderer appeared like

991
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,800
it's not things that you would think of

992
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,480
real life

993
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,280
um

994
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,400
so

995
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,680
he keeps

996
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,800
touching her

997
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:30,079
often like she starts to notice that he

998
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:32,560
is touching her braids which are pink um

999
00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:34,640
and you know like touching her arm and

1000
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,599
like he's very touchy

1001
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,280
um

1002
00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:40,320
and he keeps like

1003
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,079
sidling closer to her and she's like

1004
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,839
making more space on the bench and he

1005
00:37:42,079 --> 00:37:44,800
just keeps like scooting over in the

1006
00:37:43,839 --> 00:37:47,680
wagon

1007
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:49,040
so he's clearly putting out a vibe and

1008
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,760
she

1009
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:53,359
doesn't fully want to receive said vibe

1010
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:55,760
i mean she

1011
00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:57,440
does but she's like this is a demon and

1012
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,040
i know you guys can't see me but i did

1013
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,880
just do a lot of weird wiggling to

1014
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:04,320
demonstrate that

1015
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:06,640
and then if you like me you can't see me

1016
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:09,599
so she's like reluctantly

1017
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:11,359
she's into the vibe but like

1018
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:13,599
is annoyed with herself for being into

1019
00:38:11,359 --> 00:38:16,320
the vibe yeah and she's also like who

1020
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:19,119
the [ __ ] even is this guy right now like

1021
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:21,359
really what's going on

1022
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:23,920
so um there's a couple more like

1023
00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:25,920
campfire scenes they're bonding having a

1024
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,359
great time she's cooking for him he's

1025
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:29,119
really enjoying it

1026
00:38:27,359 --> 00:38:32,640
um and she's like see

1027
00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:34,720
spices are important thank you um

1028
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:38,079
aren't you glad we got a wagon so you

1029
00:38:34,720 --> 00:38:39,760
can have this delicious meal exactly

1030
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:42,560
um so

1031
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:45,599
she they're asleep and then she hears

1032
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:47,760
she wakes up and she hears

1033
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:50,160
someone calling her name over and over

1034
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:51,040
again and so she's like that's really

1035
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,599
weird

1036
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:55,760
so she goes to investigate

1037
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:59,280
and she's like that

1038
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:59,280
that sounds like my sister

1039
00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:03,359
oh god like that really sounds like

1040
00:39:01,599 --> 00:39:05,599
myself and they're just like traveling

1041
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:07,200
on the road at this point right they

1042
00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:08,320
miss something through the value they're

1043
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:09,200
still in the other like they're like

1044
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,720
they're in the bayou but they're

1045
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,599
traveling like they're not they haven't

1046
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:15,839
like arrived anywhere yet no okay no so

1047
00:39:13,599 --> 00:39:18,400
she hears this she goes to investigate

1048
00:39:15,839 --> 00:39:21,280
sounds like her sister and then it is

1049
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:23,119
her sister standing in the water

1050
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,119
in the bayou

1051
00:39:23,119 --> 00:39:27,359
calling to her how long ago did the [ __ ]

1052
00:39:25,119 --> 00:39:30,640
happen with her sister like four years

1053
00:39:27,359 --> 00:39:32,960
okay so she says her sister looks

1054
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,280
rough like her hair is a mess she's

1055
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,640
covered in mud but she's like obviously

1056
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,599
that's my sister

1057
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:41,280
so she gets into the water trying to go

1058
00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:44,560
um get her

1059
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:47,200
and fallon shows up and he's like

1060
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,119
stop like stop and come back to me right

1061
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,560
now and she's like

1062
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:52,880
no

1063
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:54,880
no no that's my sister who's been

1064
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:58,079
missing right yeah

1065
00:39:54,880 --> 00:40:00,240
so she keeps going and then my notes say

1066
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:01,359
surprise in all caps it's a swamp

1067
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:03,280
monster

1068
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:05,839
i had a feeling that's where we were

1069
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:09,359
going like yeah like they lure you in

1070
00:40:05,839 --> 00:40:11,440
with like your your deepest desires

1071
00:40:09,359 --> 00:40:13,200
and then they have tentacles

1072
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,560
i mean i don't know if this one does i'm

1073
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,560
really filling in that picture but just

1074
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:18,800
like in general i feel like there's all

1075
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,480
like they lure you in and then there's a

1076
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,480
bait and switch yeah maybe there's

1077
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,839
tentacles maybe there's not i don't

1078
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:26,400
think there are tentacles in this

1079
00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:27,839
situation it's more like a hellhound

1080
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,920
crossed with a scorpion if i'm

1081
00:40:27,839 --> 00:40:31,200
remembering correctly but either way

1082
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,400
it's not good

1083
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:35,200
so here

1084
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:37,200
[Laughter]

1085
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:41,200
what

1086
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:43,040
a hellhound crossed with a scorpion yeah

1087
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:45,599
which half

1088
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:49,520
front half hellhound back half scorpion

1089
00:40:45,599 --> 00:40:51,440
okay just verifying yeah so it grabs her

1090
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:54,560
and starts dragging her to the bottom

1091
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,520
and she's like oh cool this is how i die

1092
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,960
great

1093
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,760
i knew i didn't want to go on an

1094
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:03,200
adventure i hate it here and so then

1095
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:05,920
jimmy rescues her obviously um and then

1096
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:08,800
pulls her out kills the monster and then

1097
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:09,920
she cries on him a lot

1098
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,880
um

1099
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,319
and

1100
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,160
tells him that

1101
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:17,200
her sister disappeared in the bayou four

1102
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,240
years ago and was never found and so it

1103
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:22,880
must have been that that monster that

1104
00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:24,640
had taken her and cinnamon feels like it

1105
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,720
was her fault because she convinced her

1106
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,599
sister to go with her

1107
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:31,359
on an adventure in the bayou whatever oh

1108
00:41:29,599 --> 00:41:32,800
so is this where we learn why she

1109
00:41:31,359 --> 00:41:35,520
doesn't go on adventures because she

1110
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,319
blames herself for her sister's death

1111
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,800
okay

1112
00:41:36,319 --> 00:41:41,119
um so then he carries her back to camp

1113
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:45,520
and takes out her braids because they

1114
00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:47,119
are caked in mud and and by you sludge

1115
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:49,280
and um

1116
00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:50,240
tells her is that otherwise known as

1117
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,280
algae

1118
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,440
i don't know

1119
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,400
but it sounds gross

1120
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,319
by you sludge you heard me yeah

1121
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:01,800
that sounds

1122
00:41:58,319 --> 00:42:01,800
thick and murky

1123
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:08,079
i have

1124
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,079
no response to that

1125
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:14,560
not one i want to say out loud anyway

1126
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:16,160
so um he very gently takes out her

1127
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,920
braids

1128
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:20,160
um and tells her

1129
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,000
um that she needs to bathe so there's a

1130
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,920
bayou on one side and a river on the

1131
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,119
other so he's like you need to go bathe

1132
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:28,720
in the river

1133
00:42:25,119 --> 00:42:31,440
and um so she's like all right then and

1134
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,920
just gets naked she's like if he's gonna

1135
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:35,599
be a dick then i'm getting naked

1136
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:36,800
good good talk

1137
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:39,440
so

1138
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:41,280
which is obviously a natural response

1139
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,560
yeah is that not everyone's logical

1140
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,640
thought process

1141
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,119
i mean it makes perfect sense to me

1142
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:50,319
um yeah

1143
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:52,000
you me and kimberly the author

1144
00:42:50,319 --> 00:42:55,359
she's killing it for her first novel

1145
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,400
this is a fun one we're in good company

1146
00:42:55,359 --> 00:43:00,160
so

1147
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:02,000
um she grabs a knife and some soap

1148
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,920
and gets into the water

1149
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,480
um and

1150
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,400
yeah that comes into play later oh no um

1151
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,839
so she's in the water and she's bathing

1152
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,480
and then

1153
00:43:09,839 --> 00:43:14,480
fallon shows up with her

1154
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:17,839
in the water

1155
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:19,920
um and he is super into how her hair

1156
00:43:17,839 --> 00:43:22,319
smells and lets her know that and is

1157
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:24,480
like please allow me

1158
00:43:22,319 --> 00:43:27,760
and starts washing her hair

1159
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:31,680
um and then she is like huh

1160
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,680
there's a log floating in the river

1161
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:38,119
that [ __ ] is a gator and she kills it

1162
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:38,119
with her knife

1163
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:45,040
my god

1164
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,680
so so okay so i'm not even gonna pretend

1165
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:49,680
75 of why i wanted to review this book

1166
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,599
was straight up because she killed a

1167
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:54,720
gator with a knife with her bare hand

1168
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:56,960
and i was like we have things to discuss

1169
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:59,520
especially because both of us like

1170
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:03,119
grew up in florida where there was a lot

1171
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:04,720
of alligator protocol you like every

1172
00:44:03,119 --> 00:44:06,880
single place you went there was at least

1173
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:08,640
one sign that said do not molest the

1174
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,839
alligators

1175
00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:12,319
yep

1176
00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:13,200
and i always had questions

1177
00:44:12,319 --> 00:44:16,079
like

1178
00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:18,800
right what constitutes molestation oh

1179
00:44:16,079 --> 00:44:21,119
gator um my thought was more

1180
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,800
what happened that led to them feeling

1181
00:44:21,119 --> 00:44:24,640
they needed to post these signs

1182
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:26,160
everywhere

1183
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,960
not like

1184
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:31,599
what's the boundary on how far i can

1185
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:32,480
push the game and here's the thing

1186
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,520
so

1187
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:34,319
i

1188
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,560
um

1189
00:44:34,319 --> 00:44:38,560
i grew up in orlando

1190
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:40,880
we did have a lot of gators

1191
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:44,160
and i went to

1192
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:46,560
school with the daughter of the people

1193
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,400
who owned gatorland the like little

1194
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:50,400
amusement park

1195
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:52,640
and um

1196
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:54,319
have you read the book swamplandia

1197
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:56,560
no but i'm going to add it to my list

1198
00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:58,160
apparently it's not smart never mind

1199
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,400
yeah they're not interested there's a

1200
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:03,760
lot of character development in a way

1201
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:06,000
gross i didn't finish it

1202
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,280
but like if you're into that it's a

1203
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,839
really good book

1204
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,520
so anyways gatorland so

1205
00:45:09,839 --> 00:45:13,119
i learned

1206
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,400
in the fourth grade

1207
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,760
that if

1208
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,480
a gator

1209
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:21,119
surpasses a certain size

1210
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:23,599
animal control won't come get it so

1211
00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:25,359
people had gators in their retention

1212
00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:26,160
ponds and their pools and stuff like

1213
00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:28,560
that

1214
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:31,040
and animal control was like is it over

1215
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:33,920
six feet that's real tough good luck

1216
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:36,720
y'all and so people would have to call

1217
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:39,599
gatorland to come get the gators they

1218
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:42,160
had to call an amusement park to get the

1219
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:42,160
gators

1220
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:47,119
out of their retention ponds feels like

1221
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:48,720
the most on brand

1222
00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:50,800
of [ __ ] also

1223
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,480
if you haven't watched it yet craig

1224
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:55,760
robinson is that craig from the

1225
00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:57,440
warehouse on the office he is a new show

1226
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:00,480
it might not be new by the time we drop

1227
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:03,040
this episode depending on our lineup um

1228
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:05,520
called killing it and it's on peacock

1229
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:08,079
and it's about living in south florida

1230
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,640
and um there's an overabundance of um

1231
00:46:08,079 --> 00:46:12,160
burmese pythons and so

1232
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,640
there's a competition that whoever can

1233
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:17,040
kill the most you like get raided by

1234
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:19,920
like this the square feet that you bring

1235
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:22,240
in huh um maybe not square feet they're

1236
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,520
just regular yeah just regular feet

1237
00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:27,280
um

1238
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:29,920
it's really funny but it feels very

1239
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:32,000
florida on brand yeah

1240
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,839
and i mean

1241
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:36,720
and to be clear like i grew up in

1242
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:38,960
downtown orlando it's not like i was in

1243
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:41,119
the [ __ ] everglades or something yeah

1244
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,200
you were not where like there was a vast

1245
00:46:41,119 --> 00:46:44,960
normalization of alligators walking down

1246
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,960
the street but that video that dropped a

1247
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:48,000
couple years ago of that alligator that

1248
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:51,680
like

1249
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:54,319
looked like [ __ ] godzilla yep that

1250
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:57,280
was terrifying well and the thing is

1251
00:46:54,319 --> 00:46:59,839
even in downtown there are gators it's

1252
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:01,359
true in the lakes and in people's pools

1253
00:46:59,839 --> 00:47:03,280
they're everywhere

1254
00:47:01,359 --> 00:47:06,319
and so we learned at a very young age

1255
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,240
like what to do when you see a gator you

1256
00:47:06,319 --> 00:47:10,319
zigzag if one is chasing you they run on

1257
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:13,280
a straight line you gotta run in in a

1258
00:47:10,319 --> 00:47:14,560
zigzag formation exaggerated zigzag is

1259
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:16,240
the way to go

1260
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:19,920
um and so

1261
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:23,280
all that to say i i have eaten gator i

1262
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:24,960
have i have pet a baby gator

1263
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,400
i've done all kinds i feel like that

1264
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,160
yeah like that's like

1265
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,680
that's just did you grow up in florida

1266
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:32,559
if you haven't

1267
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:35,119
had multiple interactions with different

1268
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:37,040
iteration of gators we once when i was

1269
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:39,839
in kindergarten

1270
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,119
we had somebody bring a 10-foot

1271
00:47:39,839 --> 00:47:44,880
python

1272
00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:46,240
to our class to play with like that's

1273
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,440
florida

1274
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,319
you know

1275
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,280
oh

1276
00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:53,599
and i would never

1277
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:58,079
attempt to kill a gator

1278
00:47:53,599 --> 00:48:00,559
while nude in a river with a knife

1279
00:47:58,079 --> 00:48:02,720
how would you attempt to kill it

1280
00:48:00,559 --> 00:48:06,800
maybe if i had a gun

1281
00:48:02,720 --> 00:48:09,040
while i was in a boat i do know

1282
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:11,119
all of their like power is in the

1283
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:12,800
snapping of their jaw closed

1284
00:48:11,119 --> 00:48:15,200
yeah so once their jaw is closed if you

1285
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:17,119
can keep it closed and hold on that's

1286
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,119
gonna keep you safe and also they have

1287
00:48:17,119 --> 00:48:21,119
some vertigo issues that like [ __ ] with

1288
00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:24,480
their equilibrium so if you if you can

1289
00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:27,040
get a gator on its back yep you know

1290
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:29,760
definitely easier said than done um but

1291
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:32,480
if you can get a gator on its back and

1292
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:34,800
keep its mouth closed

1293
00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:37,599
that is the safer choice yeah um also

1294
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:40,000
maybe someone who has any experience

1295
00:48:37,599 --> 00:48:41,839
with this versus just like

1296
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:45,359
i think some of the things we're told up

1297
00:48:41,839 --> 00:48:47,280
in florida are folklore on some level

1298
00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:49,440
you know that we've just all embraced as

1299
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,720
normal because florida

1300
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:53,119
um

1301
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:55,599
so yeah someone please correct us if

1302
00:48:53,119 --> 00:48:56,800
we're off base on any of this or you

1303
00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:59,280
might be like nope those two [ __ ]

1304
00:48:56,800 --> 00:49:01,760
from florida i mean

1305
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,480
if anybody knows it's us

1306
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:03,839
so

1307
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,520
so

1308
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:06,640
cinnamon going back to the books

1309
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:07,520
cinnamon

1310
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,280
is

1311
00:49:07,520 --> 00:49:10,160
bathing in the river

1312
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,119
um

1313
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,319
jimmy

1314
00:49:11,119 --> 00:49:14,960
fallon

1315
00:49:12,319 --> 00:49:16,480
loves the smell of her hair

1316
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:18,160
is washing it

1317
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,400
it's washing her hair washing her hair

1318
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,160
and then she sees honestly here's where

1319
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,680
when you're like and she sees a giant

1320
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:25,040
log floating in the river i thought

1321
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:27,680
you're going to be like nope it's his

1322
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:29,680
demon dick

1323
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,359
i wasn't prepared for you to be like

1324
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:33,440
it's an alligator and she kills it with

1325
00:49:31,359 --> 00:49:34,880
the knife i was like oh damn okay that

1326
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:36,240
escalated

1327
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:39,680
so

1328
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:41,520
then she starts dragging it to the shore

1329
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,599
and he comes up behind her and is like

1330
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,280
i'm gonna marry you

1331
00:49:43,599 --> 00:49:48,720
what

1332
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:51,200
and she is like um

1333
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:52,880
that was not part of the deal we made i

1334
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:55,760
did not agree to that

1335
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:57,599
and he says and this is a direct quote

1336
00:49:55,760 --> 00:50:00,160
you shouldn't have been so horribly

1337
00:49:57,599 --> 00:50:00,160
interesting

1338
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:04,240
i don't

1339
00:50:02,319 --> 00:50:06,319
i don't think that's how consent works

1340
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:08,559
what a proposal

1341
00:50:06,319 --> 00:50:10,400
what a proposal

1342
00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:12,079
i mean maybe for a demon that is

1343
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,400
romantic we have to think of cultural

1344
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:17,839
implications so true

1345
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:22,240
so true i don't want to be mean to the

1346
00:50:17,839 --> 00:50:23,520
demon who thinks that is romantic

1347
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,720
um

1348
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,720
i can appreciate it but i might be

1349
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,720
giving him too much credit here i think

1350
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:29,839
that you are but i appreciate the

1351
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:33,200
attempt

1352
00:50:29,839 --> 00:50:34,640
so regardless of all of this jimmy is

1353
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,720
super convinced they're gonna get

1354
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:38,400
married and just keep saying things

1355
00:50:36,720 --> 00:50:40,640
about how they're gonna mate they're

1356
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:44,400
gonna get married this is it

1357
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:45,680
and um our girl cinnabon is not on board

1358
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:49,440
she's like

1359
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:50,640
no what the [ __ ] dude like you are a

1360
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,960
demon

1361
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:55,280
please calm down

1362
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:58,400
you're super hot and i kind of want to

1363
00:50:55,280 --> 00:51:00,079
jump on it but also calm down but also i

1364
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,319
don't want to marry it i just want to

1365
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:04,480
jump on it exactly

1366
00:51:02,319 --> 00:51:06,240
as we've previously discussed there is a

1367
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,000
difference between boyfriend dick and

1368
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:09,920
husband dick there's a difference

1369
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,440
although she hasn't had any of his dick

1370
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:14,319
she hasn't yet

1371
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:16,160
um that's the second log floating in the

1372
00:51:14,319 --> 00:51:19,040
river

1373
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:20,800
um so then they're continuing on they're

1374
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,760
almost to the next town where the next

1375
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:25,280
temple is and they get stopped by a

1376
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:28,480
group of bandits

1377
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:31,040
and the bandits are like we are gonna

1378
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:32,720
kill your boy and rape you hope you all

1379
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,960
have a great day

1380
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:37,119
this is it there's like five of them

1381
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,880
four of them

1382
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:42,000
and um

1383
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:44,960
one of her horses who's a scrappy mare

1384
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,440
kicks one in the head and is like

1385
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,280
not today and so she just like kicks

1386
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:53,119
that [ __ ] in the head and so

1387
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:55,760
then jimmy takes out two because he is

1388
00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:56,800
displeased with this threat for obvious

1389
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,839
reasons

1390
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:01,920
and then it turns out cinnabon is like a

1391
00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:05,599
really good archer

1392
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:06,720
and so she shoots one with an arrow

1393
00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:09,520
um

1394
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:12,720
and then

1395
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:14,880
jimmy throws arrow guy over

1396
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:16,800
the the side of the bridge into the

1397
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,880
river so what i hear are saying is they

1398
00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,480
work really well as a team they do work

1399
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:22,400
really well as a team

1400
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,040
and so then he

1401
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:26,559
is really upset that he threw the arrow

1402
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:28,079
guy into the river

1403
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:29,839
because he promised her he wouldn't kill

1404
00:52:28,079 --> 00:52:31,520
any more humans and he really doubted

1405
00:52:29,839 --> 00:52:32,559
the guy was going to survive with an

1406
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:34,480
arrow

1407
00:52:32,559 --> 00:52:36,720
after being thrown in the river

1408
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:39,599
and she's like um

1409
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:41,359
it's okay to it's okay to kill murderers

1410
00:52:39,599 --> 00:52:43,520
and rapists yeah if they're like

1411
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:46,720
actively trying to kill me we can make

1412
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:48,400
an exception yeah i just meant like that

1413
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:51,200
man who's sitting at the coffee shop

1414
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:53,200
reading his book hasn't done anything

1415
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:55,280
for you to murder him over right and a

1416
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:59,520
guy who slaps me like

1417
00:52:55,280 --> 00:53:01,680
sure slap him around but don't kill him

1418
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:04,880
that's her that's the line for her you

1419
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:05,599
know i get her logic yeah i can see it

1420
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:08,079
so

1421
00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:10,480
then jimmy makes a joke that he deserves

1422
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:12,559
some points for saving her from the

1423
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:17,359
bandits

1424
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:19,760
and she is um not impressed she is like

1425
00:53:17,359 --> 00:53:21,920
okay so you think my heart is worth a

1426
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:24,480
few points that's what you think i'm

1427
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:28,160
worth to you are you kidding me

1428
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:30,000
and he's like well um

1429
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,200
how many points would it take for you to

1430
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:33,200
marry me

1431
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:35,920
and she's like a thousand

1432
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:39,680
it would take a thousand points

1433
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:42,000
um and so he is so how many points did

1434
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:44,240
he get for protecting her from getting

1435
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:46,400
murdered we'll get there

1436
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,920
sorry i keep jumping ahead i know i feel

1437
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:49,520
like half my questions you're like

1438
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,520
chelsea

1439
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,280
you're gonna ruin the book just let me

1440
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,839
get there organically

1441
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:58,000
it'll come i'm too

1442
00:53:54,839 --> 00:54:00,559
excited so he has not deterred by the

1443
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,200
thousand points he is not deterred and

1444
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:04,640
so honestly i don't know what the point

1445
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,920
value system is and i'm sure we'll get

1446
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,760
there in a minute but when she said a

1447
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,599
thousand points in my head i'm like i

1448
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:12,240
feel like you're selling yourself short

1449
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:14,720
agreed a thousand is not nearly as high

1450
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:16,319
as i anticipated you saying

1451
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:18,000
so when he's when you're like he's not

1452
00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:20,400
deterred by a thousand points i was like

1453
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:23,280
i wouldn't be either right it's three

1454
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,640
points for save me from bandits but she

1455
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:26,400
doesn't actually

1456
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:29,520
give him any points for the bandits

1457
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:33,040
we'll get there okay so um

1458
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:35,119
he kisses her and pulls her into his lap

1459
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:36,640
and starts feeling her up a little bit

1460
00:54:35,119 --> 00:54:39,280
and goes into

1461
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:41,520
detail about he's gonna how he's gonna

1462
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,720
eat her out and [ __ ] her he doesn't

1463
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,160
actually

1464
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:46,079
do anything

1465
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:48,880
right okay so he's just like narrating

1466
00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:50,640
his plans to her yeah and this is like

1467
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,000
so this is like when we reviewed dirty

1468
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,040
ones

1469
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:56,160
and

1470
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:58,880
connor and sophia were [ __ ] and kira

1471
00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:02,559
was just like narrating narrating

1472
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:04,000
whispering dirty [ __ ] in his ear and

1473
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:06,799
conor's ear like that's what's happening

1474
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:10,480
here yes okay and it's like

1475
00:55:06,799 --> 00:55:11,760
when i say in detail it's like four

1476
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:14,480
pages

1477
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:17,680
of detail that's some stephen king level

1478
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:18,799
[ __ ] about how he is going to eat her

1479
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:23,359
out and

1480
00:55:18,799 --> 00:55:25,200
[ __ ] her like he is into it

1481
00:55:23,359 --> 00:55:27,040
and she is like

1482
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:29,680
you need to stop

1483
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,839
right now and he's like okay and like

1484
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:32,799
immediately takes hands off he's like

1485
00:55:31,839 --> 00:55:35,119
okay

1486
00:55:32,799 --> 00:55:36,160
and so she goes and dunks her head in

1487
00:55:35,119 --> 00:55:38,400
the river

1488
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:40,319
and he follows her he's like are you

1489
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,839
okay and she's like i will literally

1490
00:55:40,319 --> 00:55:43,359
give you a hundred points if you leave

1491
00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:45,839
me alone right now

1492
00:55:43,359 --> 00:55:47,680
oh damn

1493
00:55:45,839 --> 00:55:50,559
and so he's like

1494
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,599
yes ma'am sayonara my lady he's like yes

1495
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:54,799
ma'am

1496
00:55:51,599 --> 00:55:55,680
um so they get to the next city

1497
00:55:54,799 --> 00:55:59,280
and

1498
00:55:55,680 --> 00:56:03,200
jimmy is like i sense a lot of demons

1499
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:06,160
here but i don't see any um what is

1500
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:07,920
going on in tree

1501
00:56:06,160 --> 00:56:10,720
so they decide they're like we need to

1502
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:14,079
stop at a tavern we need to find like a

1503
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:16,319
a an inn so we can stay somewhere

1504
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:17,760
um guys i'm gonna apologize really fast

1505
00:56:16,319 --> 00:56:18,880
i need to pour myself a new glass of

1506
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,079
wine

1507
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,839
in case you're wondering we aren't

1508
00:56:20,079 --> 00:56:24,720
sponsored by bota box but it'd be a lot

1509
00:56:21,839 --> 00:56:26,319
cooler if we were today we are drinking

1510
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,520
the nighthawk

1511
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:28,640
black

1512
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:32,400
bold

1513
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:34,559
cab sav it's rich bold and smooth oh i

1514
00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:36,799
was reading the label and my my pore

1515
00:56:34,559 --> 00:56:39,839
went a little harder than i intended for

1516
00:56:36,799 --> 00:56:43,119
it to um i apologize i this just felt

1517
00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:45,359
like it needed a a freshie so we needed

1518
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:47,280
it we did so jimmy fallon is like

1519
00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:48,880
there's a lot of demons here but i just

1520
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,640
i can't see them i can just sense them

1521
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:53,839
right i feel them i don't see them so um

1522
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,680
they decide they're gonna stop at a

1523
00:56:53,839 --> 00:56:58,319
tavern they're gonna get a room

1524
00:56:55,680 --> 00:57:00,079
and um these two different merchants are

1525
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:02,640
on the street trying to convince them to

1526
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:05,440
come to their separate ends

1527
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:07,520
and as they're talking they

1528
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:10,240
one of them is like

1529
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:12,960
honey your demon doesn't have a collar

1530
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:14,480
that's illegal and she's like

1531
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:16,880
what

1532
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:19,440
i'm sorry what

1533
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,640
and so they find out that the people in

1534
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:24,960
this city

1535
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:26,400
keep demons as like pets or slaves

1536
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,680
and um

1537
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,200
yeah so they're all supposed to wear

1538
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,079
collars legally

1539
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,839
and

1540
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:34,480
so they have a different relationship in

1541
00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:37,839
this city with demons as like the

1542
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:40,640
goddess city that cinnabun grew up in

1543
00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:42,640
right so she's kind of from the sticks

1544
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,760
and this is more of a metropolis kind of

1545
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:48,319
situation

1546
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:50,400
um so jimmy is pushed he is very unhappy

1547
00:57:48,319 --> 00:57:53,760
with the idea that demons are being kept

1548
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:56,160
as slaves um and so they get to their

1549
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:58,160
room um they they choose one of the

1550
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:59,520
merchants they get to their room they're

1551
00:57:58,160 --> 00:58:02,880
trying to come up with a plan like what

1552
00:57:59,520 --> 00:58:06,000
do we do here like i don't know

1553
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:07,599
and the innkeeper overhears the

1554
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:10,799
conversation

1555
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:12,960
um and she's like um

1556
00:58:10,799 --> 00:58:14,480
jimmy opens the door and he's like how

1557
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,520
long have you been there and she's like

1558
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,160
um

1559
00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:20,559
wild enough

1560
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:22,880
and she's like um so listen i don't know

1561
00:58:20,559 --> 00:58:25,680
if you need help but i will help you and

1562
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:27,280
they're like i'm sorry what why why

1563
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:30,400
would we trust you you random

1564
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:32,079
eavesdropper exactly and she says that

1565
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,000
she didn't know that demons were

1566
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:36,960
sentient like they'd been taught that

1567
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:39,680
demons were like less than animals and

1568
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:41,920
she didn't know that they could talk she

1569
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:44,799
didn't know they had feelings she didn't

1570
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:47,520
know and so she recognizes that none of

1571
00:58:44,799 --> 00:58:50,480
this is right so the common denominator

1572
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:54,000
is that like no humans culturally

1573
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:57,040
understand the nuance of demon life

1574
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,240
forms correct okay um and so she's like

1575
00:58:57,040 --> 00:59:00,720
i didn't know they were held against

1576
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:06,160
their will i will help you

1577
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:07,920
so um apparently the mascot for her in

1578
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:09,839
is a hyena

1579
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:12,240
i don't know why she

1580
00:59:09,839 --> 00:59:15,119
was on the wrong side of the lion king

1581
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:17,359
apparently yeah and she so she has a

1582
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:18,480
dancing hyena and she's like i have an

1583
00:59:17,359 --> 00:59:21,599
idea

1584
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:23,280
let's so she has to cinnamon has to get

1585
00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:24,319
close to the temple to destroy the

1586
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,760
chalice

1587
00:59:24,319 --> 00:59:28,480
and in this

1588
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:31,359
city there are mages who are like

1589
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:33,920
priests who are like all over the place

1590
00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:36,880
so she's like

1591
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:40,240
the demon and i will cause a distraction

1592
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:42,640
with my hyena who dances

1593
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:45,200
and that will make it easier for you to

1594
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,720
get into the temple

1595
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,799
um

1596
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:51,040
and so

1597
00:59:48,799 --> 00:59:54,720
cinnabon is mining her own business

1598
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:56,880
jimmy and the innkeeper usha

1599
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:59,760
um

1600
00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:01,760
have gone ahead to start the distraction

1601
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:02,880
and she's supposed to go separately so

1602
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:05,119
that people don't realize they're

1603
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:07,040
together so she's walking along and then

1604
01:00:05,119 --> 01:00:09,119
she finds this merchant who is selling

1605
01:00:07,040 --> 01:00:11,680
nachos which she has never seen before

1606
01:00:09,119 --> 01:00:15,839
and she's very excited about the nachos

1607
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,839
so she gets a bucket of nachos

1608
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:21,599
oh man i could i could [ __ ] up about a

1609
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:24,000
basket or a bucket honestly probably

1610
01:00:21,599 --> 01:00:26,400
just a basket of knife here's the thing

1611
01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:29,280
i think a bucket of nachos feels a

1612
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:32,640
little advantageous that is extreme but

1613
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:35,680
like i could [ __ ] up a basket

1614
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:38,960
of nachos i didn't think i was hungry at

1615
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:41,359
all until i said bucket of nachos

1616
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:44,079
and now i could eat where's fondue when

1617
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:44,079
you need her

1618
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,880
she's back in the village

1619
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:51,760
um so

1620
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:54,480
she sees a guy being beaten in the road

1621
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:56,480
so he's wearing a collar that's less fun

1622
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:59,760
and he's being beaten

1623
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:02,559
and um so she goes up to this this guy

1624
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:05,280
so she notices as she's walking all of

1625
01:01:02,559 --> 01:01:07,280
these different like pelts and furs that

1626
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:09,119
are really beautiful

1627
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:12,640
she's like i've never seen anything that

1628
01:01:09,119 --> 01:01:15,280
color that's so crazy that's beautiful

1629
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,559
and so she sees this guy beating

1630
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:18,880
another guy

1631
01:01:16,559 --> 01:01:20,960
and she's like um oh what the [ __ ] are

1632
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,960
you doing like everybody's just watching

1633
01:01:20,960 --> 01:01:26,079
and she's like um excuse me what the

1634
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:28,160
hell and he's like this is a werewolf

1635
01:01:26,079 --> 01:01:30,079
and he's blonde which means that his

1636
01:01:28,160 --> 01:01:32,559
pelt is blonde which means it's very

1637
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:34,720
rare and i want it and then she realizes

1638
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:37,359
that all of the very pretty furs that

1639
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:38,559
she had seen were demon furs and she's

1640
01:01:37,359 --> 01:01:39,920
like

1641
01:01:38,559 --> 01:01:42,720
oh [ __ ]

1642
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:45,760
this is not okay with me

1643
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:49,680
so she decides that she's gonna buy him

1644
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:51,440
from this guy and he's like um

1645
01:01:49,680 --> 01:01:53,359
i could get plenty for his pelt and

1646
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,240
she's like well i'm a farmer and he

1647
01:01:53,359 --> 01:02:00,400
looks pretty strong so i'll take him

1648
01:01:56,240 --> 01:02:02,720
so she haggles and she also gets a lamia

1649
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:06,160
which apparently is like a

1650
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:07,440
a half man half snake situation bottom

1651
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:09,359
half snake

1652
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:11,440
and i appreciate the clarification on

1653
01:02:09,359 --> 01:02:13,039
which i knew you were gonna be important

1654
01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:16,559
i knew you were gonna ask

1655
01:02:13,039 --> 01:02:19,680
bottom half snake um and she's like uh

1656
01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:22,400
oh okay i guess

1657
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:26,240
so she frees them both with her pouch of

1658
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:28,240
cinnamon that she has on her on her hip

1659
01:02:26,240 --> 01:02:30,559
thank goodness she advocated to bring

1660
01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:33,440
the spice rack in their wagon and i

1661
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:35,839
forgot she has these big skirts that

1662
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:38,079
have lots of pockets in them and so a

1663
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:40,799
lot of times oh she just goes

1664
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:42,640
pulls out things from her skirt

1665
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:44,480
like at one point she's like i'm kind of

1666
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,960
hungry and just pulls out a loaf of

1667
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:49,119
bread and jimmy is like what the [ __ ] is

1668
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:51,520
happening and she's like are you hungry

1669
01:02:49,119 --> 01:02:53,280
good because this is mine it just eats

1670
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:54,960
it so

1671
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:56,880
years and years and years ago when i was

1672
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:58,240
working in youth ministry one of my

1673
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,559
favorite things that happened is i had a

1674
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:03,039
student wearing cargo shorts and i look

1675
01:03:00,559 --> 01:03:06,640
over and he had a

1676
01:03:03,039 --> 01:03:08,400
full-size pack of oreos

1677
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,680
just in his cargo shorts and i looked

1678
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,440
over and i was like

1679
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:13,680
are those oreos and he's like oh do you

1680
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:16,559
want some and just like takes him out

1681
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:18,559
and i was like before that moment i

1682
01:03:16,559 --> 01:03:20,400
never understood but truly in that

1683
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:21,680
moment when he was giving me an oreo i

1684
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:24,640
was like

1685
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:27,280
[ __ ] do i understand cargo shorts

1686
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:29,119
like do i co-sign cargo shorts now i was

1687
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:33,599
like i do if they have oreos in the

1688
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:35,520
pocket and so i mean or tater tots

1689
01:03:33,599 --> 01:03:36,799
well if napoleon dynamite taught us

1690
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:39,359
anything those

1691
01:03:36,799 --> 01:03:42,240
tater tots but if you kick the pocket

1692
01:03:39,359 --> 01:03:44,319
you just have a mush smoosh my tater

1693
01:03:42,240 --> 01:03:45,599
tots

1694
01:03:44,319 --> 01:03:48,400
so

1695
01:03:45,599 --> 01:03:50,720
i was at lunch this week with my

1696
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:53,119
peers at work

1697
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:55,440
and the first person who ordered at

1698
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:58,559
lunch was like i will have such and such

1699
01:03:55,440 --> 01:04:00,319
burger um and tater tots extra crispy

1700
01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:03,760
and i was like you can get tots extra

1701
01:04:00,319 --> 01:04:05,119
crispy here and she was like yeah and so

1702
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:07,359
literally we went around the table there

1703
01:04:05,119 --> 01:04:09,599
were like seven or eight of us and every

1704
01:04:07,359 --> 01:04:10,559
single one of us ordered todd's extra

1705
01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:12,400
crispy

1706
01:04:10,559 --> 01:04:14,079
and the waitress was like that's really

1707
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:16,000
good because if one of you had wanted

1708
01:04:14,079 --> 01:04:18,319
regular tots you wouldn't have gotten

1709
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:21,200
them everyone is getting extra crispy

1710
01:04:18,319 --> 01:04:23,440
right i was like in the fry basket yeah

1711
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:25,359
everyone is getting crispy they're all

1712
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,240
extra crispy and they were delicious for

1713
01:04:25,359 --> 01:04:31,039
the record and i had a burger this is an

1714
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:32,160
aside called the florida burger and it

1715
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:35,599
had

1716
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:37,359
so it had the like standard beef patty

1717
01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:40,880
pimento cheese

1718
01:04:37,359 --> 01:04:44,240
strawberry jam and jalapenos like

1719
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:44,240
pickled jalapenos

1720
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:47,200
i don't know what i thought you were

1721
01:04:45,920 --> 01:04:49,039
going to say when you said it was called

1722
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,440
the florida burger but

1723
01:04:49,039 --> 01:04:53,520
i don't think any of those although i

1724
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:56,240
mean like i guess like plant city you

1725
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:57,440
have the strawberry festival every year

1726
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,839
right

1727
01:04:57,440 --> 01:05:02,240
i mean it didn't scream florida to me

1728
01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:04,240
but it was delicious and so were the

1729
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:06,079
tots for the record

1730
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:09,599
so anyway

1731
01:05:06,079 --> 01:05:12,720
she buys a werewolf and a lamia

1732
01:05:09,599 --> 01:05:15,119
and so she frees them both and also

1733
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:16,720
okay so this is another thing while i

1734
01:05:15,119 --> 01:05:19,280
was uh

1735
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:20,839
outlining this book

1736
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:25,760
lamia

1737
01:05:20,839 --> 01:05:28,559
continually labia autocorrected to labia

1738
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:31,119
over and over again

1739
01:05:28,559 --> 01:05:33,359
and honestly the first time you said it

1740
01:05:31,119 --> 01:05:35,119
it took me a second and i paused and i

1741
01:05:33,359 --> 01:05:37,200
was like no she meant what she said

1742
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:39,039
that's not she didn't mean labia i

1743
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:39,760
didn't mean labia

1744
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:40,880
so

1745
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:41,680
when i

1746
01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,440
i

1747
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:45,280
so the next day

1748
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:47,520
after outlining this part i had to go

1749
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:49,440
through and everywhere i put lamia had

1750
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:51,920
to make sure that it said lame yet and

1751
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:53,599
not labia because because we do review

1752
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:55,680
smoke so you could

1753
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:58,400
need use of both words for obvious

1754
01:05:55,680 --> 01:06:00,160
reasons so anyway so she frees them both

1755
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,480
with her cinnamon

1756
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:04,640
and they're super suspicious of her but

1757
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,119
they agree to help they're like wait a

1758
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,440
minute you're going after the witch

1759
01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:11,119
we're in let's do this [ __ ]

1760
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:13,920
so she's like you have to continue to

1761
01:06:11,119 --> 01:06:15,839
wear a collar while we're here so that

1762
01:06:13,920 --> 01:06:18,799
people think that you're still under

1763
01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:20,400
reverse harems it's not okay it's not i

1764
01:06:18,799 --> 01:06:22,240
wasn't sure if that's where the

1765
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:24,480
trajectory was taking us it's a good

1766
01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:27,280
question jimmy's too possessive for that

1767
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:29,200
so that was my thought um so then she

1768
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,960
continues on her way because she was on

1769
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:33,920
the way to the temple to destroy the top

1770
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:38,079
the chalice so she continues there are

1771
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:41,280
mages everywhere and so um a fight

1772
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:43,839
ensues there are mages everywhere

1773
01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:46,640
throwing potions and magic and stuff

1774
01:06:43,839 --> 01:06:49,599
and one of them hits her horses with a

1775
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:51,760
flying potion and they grow wings and

1776
01:06:49,599 --> 01:06:53,839
fly away

1777
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:54,799
which becomes relevant later

1778
01:06:53,839 --> 01:06:56,799
um

1779
01:06:54,799 --> 01:06:58,880
does that

1780
01:06:56,799 --> 01:07:01,760
would get wings did you become a pegasus

1781
01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:03,760
is that i guess yes they're pegasuses

1782
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:06,880
pegasus literally i was like what's the

1783
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,880
plural pegasi

1784
01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:13,440
pegasus i think pegasi just

1785
01:07:10,799 --> 01:07:16,240
feels slightly better there are two

1786
01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:18,000
pegasus and so

1787
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:20,640
they fly away

1788
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:22,319
she gets injured in the fight jimmy

1789
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:24,480
loses his

1790
01:07:22,319 --> 01:07:28,559
ever loving [ __ ]

1791
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:29,760
and shifts into a dragon to destroy the

1792
01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:30,799
town

1793
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,000
what

1794
01:07:30,799 --> 01:07:34,240
yeah

1795
01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:34,240
so

1796
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:40,160
she does destroy the chalice she's

1797
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:41,359
injured by one of those blood bone ogre

1798
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:44,079
thingies

1799
01:07:41,359 --> 01:07:46,559
and so then jimmy like loses it and

1800
01:07:44,079 --> 01:07:48,480
apparently he's a dragon so he like

1801
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:51,359
takes off into the sky and starts just

1802
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:52,559
shooting fire and destroying the town

1803
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:54,400
and so

1804
01:07:52,559 --> 01:07:57,440
uh do

1805
01:07:54,400 --> 01:08:00,240
are all demons dragons no

1806
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:03,280
okay no so the other two demons that she

1807
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:05,760
rescued we had the werewolf and the

1808
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,640
werewolf demon yeah so he looks like a

1809
01:08:05,760 --> 01:08:09,200
man

1810
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:11,839
but he is a demon who is a werewolf and

1811
01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:14,559
then the lamia is the snake man he's the

1812
01:08:11,839 --> 01:08:16,319
snake man bottom half snake man snake

1813
01:08:14,559 --> 01:08:18,400
snake man whatever

1814
01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:21,199
and so

1815
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:23,040
uh usha the innkeeper who agreed to help

1816
01:08:21,199 --> 01:08:24,880
is like hey

1817
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:26,719
i'm gonna go get a ship because that's

1818
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,560
gonna be the quickest way to get to the

1819
01:08:26,719 --> 01:08:31,839
third temple

1820
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:33,279
um and you need to go get your man

1821
01:08:31,839 --> 01:08:36,640
and

1822
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:40,000
uh cinnabon is like um

1823
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:41,540
when you say my man exactly she's like i

1824
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,880
don't i don't

1825
01:08:41,540 --> 01:08:45,839
[Music]

1826
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:48,640
and the werewolf whose name is felix and

1827
01:08:45,839 --> 01:08:50,480
the lamia whose name is ambrose

1828
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,799
agreed to come along this journey to

1829
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:55,920
defeat the witch and so they go with

1830
01:08:52,799 --> 01:08:58,319
usha to secure a ship

1831
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:58,319
so then

1832
01:08:59,120 --> 01:09:03,440
cinnabon

1833
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:06,480
goes to stop what's his noodle jimmy

1834
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:08,640
um he's like a an ultimate danger noodle

1835
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:12,719
at this point i feel like that's what a

1836
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:16,560
dragon the ultimate danger noodle

1837
01:09:12,719 --> 01:09:18,719
nothing sounds intimidating about

1838
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:20,960
the danger noodle you're like what's

1839
01:09:18,719 --> 01:09:23,279
this noodle over there he's the ultimate

1840
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:25,359
danger noodle of all of the danger

1841
01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:28,000
noodles i feel like that's what a dragon

1842
01:09:25,359 --> 01:09:29,520
is like a regular danger noodle it's

1843
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:32,239
like a rattlesnake

1844
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:34,640
her water moccasin but like the ultimate

1845
01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:36,159
noodle or an eel like an electric eel

1846
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:38,719
situation

1847
01:09:36,159 --> 01:09:41,359
but the ultimate danger noodle would be

1848
01:09:38,719 --> 01:09:41,359
a dragon

1849
01:09:42,719 --> 01:09:46,880
but that danger noodle has a lot of

1850
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:49,359
extra parts

1851
01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:51,679
he doesn't have wings

1852
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:53,600
how was he flying to shoot fire at the

1853
01:09:51,679 --> 01:09:56,000
town

1854
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:56,000
stop

1855
01:09:56,640 --> 01:10:03,440
so he's mushu for mulan yes just

1856
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:06,400
shooting fire killing this town yes

1857
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:08,719
so yes mushu from milan is

1858
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:12,480
the ultimate danger so

1859
01:10:08,719 --> 01:10:14,239
fallon aka jimmy aka mushu

1860
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:17,040
is destroying the town

1861
01:10:14,239 --> 01:10:20,800
and she goes to stop him and she frees

1862
01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:22,480
some gladiators who had been kept as

1863
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:25,280
or some demons who'd been kept as

1864
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:27,120
gladiators um and when she frees them

1865
01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:29,520
they're all like you looking for a mate

1866
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:31,199
boo because we are into that and she's

1867
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:34,400
like um

1868
01:10:31,199 --> 01:10:35,920
the dragon is my mate thanks so wait has

1869
01:10:34,400 --> 01:10:37,840
she embraces at this point or she just

1870
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:40,320
trying to not piss off the danger she's

1871
01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:41,600
trying to not piss off the gladiator

1872
01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:44,400
demons

1873
01:10:41,600 --> 01:10:47,199
oh um so not even pissing off jimmy

1874
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:50,560
fallon it was about not pissing off the

1875
01:10:47,199 --> 01:10:53,040
present danger yes okay um and so then

1876
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:56,239
he lands behind her

1877
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:56,239
and he's like um

1878
01:10:56,719 --> 01:11:01,040
so i'm your mate and she's like that's

1879
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:02,960
not the point you're a dragon

1880
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:06,760
anything else you want to share and he's

1881
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:10,640
like uh yeah i'm 124 years old

1882
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:13,040
[Laughter]

1883
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:14,640
okay why wouldn't he be communication

1884
01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:17,440
matters

1885
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:19,120
you embrace so much in a paranormal book

1886
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:22,000
do you

1887
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:24,239
you we embrace it you accept so much

1888
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:26,640
without questioning it in a paranormal

1889
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:29,520
book apparently

1890
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,320
although kind of a paranormally

1891
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:33,040
i

1892
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:37,199
was not the best joke i would like to

1893
01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:38,880
formally apologize to everyone

1894
01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:40,640
hannah wasn't ready

1895
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:42,880
i wasn't ready

1896
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:45,199
i need a hot second y'all okay

1897
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,199
so

1898
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:50,400
fallon aka jimmy aka mushu transforms

1899
01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:53,040
back into a man

1900
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:55,679
and he picks her up and goes into the

1901
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:58,640
coliseum where all the demon gladiators

1902
01:11:55,679 --> 01:12:01,199
were so that they can bathe

1903
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:02,320
um and like wash off all of the the

1904
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:05,040
battle

1905
01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:07,520
um and find some clothes and he asks her

1906
01:12:05,040 --> 01:12:10,159
like what are you so afraid of

1907
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:12,159
because obviously you're into me

1908
01:12:10,159 --> 01:12:13,600
you know good for you

1909
01:12:12,159 --> 01:12:15,840
for putting that question out there

1910
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:18,640
jimmy yeah he

1911
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:20,080
you know good on jimmy for owning his

1912
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:22,159
confidence

1913
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:25,920
because i feel like it takes a lot to

1914
01:12:22,159 --> 01:12:25,920
tell a woman that she's into you

1915
01:12:27,679 --> 01:12:33,199
because for me as soon as a man says i

1916
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:34,480
know you're into it i am not anymore

1917
01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:36,560
that is also

1918
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:38,640
all right to be fair i i think i was

1919
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:40,640
focusing more on like the conversation

1920
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:42,400
aspect of like so what are you

1921
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:44,400
so afraid of like why are you holding

1922
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:46,880
yourself back like it seems like you're

1923
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:49,120
into this was more of the interpretation

1924
01:12:46,880 --> 01:12:51,520
i was going that is the goal i think

1925
01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:53,840
like that's the intent less of like i

1926
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:56,159
know you're into me why won't you just

1927
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:59,280
embrace it and you're like no that does

1928
01:12:56,159 --> 01:13:01,280
not land as well the tone comes later so

1929
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:02,239
then

1930
01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:05,280
um

1931
01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:08,640
she tells him about her ex-boyfriend who

1932
01:13:05,280 --> 01:13:10,400
left her because she was too boring

1933
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:12,080
and so because she didn't want to go on

1934
01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:14,880
these adventures and stuff anymore after

1935
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:17,040
her sister died and so

1936
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:19,840
she's like i'm pretty sure you're gonna

1937
01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:22,159
get tired of me like you're a demon who

1938
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:24,800
does all these amazing things like

1939
01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:28,640
you're gonna be bored with me eventually

1940
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:29,760
that's sad um when we finish our quest

1941
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:33,280
and then

1942
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:35,679
um he ties her to the bed at that point

1943
01:13:33,280 --> 01:13:37,679
he's like you are not boring

1944
01:13:35,679 --> 01:13:39,679
let me demonstrate

1945
01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:42,640
ties her to the bed and eats her out

1946
01:13:39,679 --> 01:13:45,120
very thoroughly according to my notes

1947
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:47,120
yeah so he was just making good on the

1948
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,199
promise from earlier when he very

1949
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:52,480
thoroughly told her how he planned to

1950
01:13:49,199 --> 01:13:55,520
eat her out yes he delivered fully

1951
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:58,000
and for some reason i have page 101 on

1952
01:13:55,520 --> 01:14:00,800
here if anyone wants to know where that

1953
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:02,480
that [ __ ] is at it's page 101. okay but

1954
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:04,960
what was that on your kindle and what

1955
01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:06,560
font size were you using it was on my

1956
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,880
kindle and i don't know i mean i guess

1957
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:11,040
it probably still is page 101 because i

1958
01:14:08,880 --> 01:14:13,600
don't think that shifts but

1959
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:15,440
i'm i do know when you like zoom in to

1960
01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:19,120
like 12 point font

1961
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:20,880
or size 12 font on your kindle but then

1962
01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:23,679
the page numbers stay the same until you

1963
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:25,840
get to the next i never actually know

1964
01:14:23,679 --> 01:14:27,760
because i don't actually well here's the

1965
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:30,400
thing i never put my non-page number i

1966
01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:31,920
always keep my kindle on um time left in

1967
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:34,239
chapter

1968
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,920
me too yeah so i like never actually

1969
01:14:34,239 --> 01:14:38,159
know i'm like i could be reading a page

1970
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:40,000
and a half

1971
01:14:38,159 --> 01:14:42,080
versus what like the book was published

1972
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:44,239
as but i actually never have any idea

1973
01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:46,400
what page number i'm on i always keep it

1974
01:14:44,239 --> 01:14:49,199
to time left also but anyway

1975
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:52,640
so regardless she has an excellent

1976
01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:54,960
orgasm and then good for her

1977
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:57,840
and good for him

1978
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:59,360
so then he unties her and tells her to

1979
01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:01,600
turn on her side

1980
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:04,880
um and keep her legs together

1981
01:15:01,600 --> 01:15:07,120
and this just we're just gonna go here

1982
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:09,280
so he then starts [ __ ] between her

1983
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:11,840
thighs but he doesn't actually penetrate

1984
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:11,840
her

1985
01:15:12,719 --> 01:15:17,040
is is he rubbing against

1986
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:19,920
her

1987
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:23,480
lips or is he is rubbing against her

1988
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,480
labia yes

1989
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:30,400
i'm really sorry you guys

1990
01:15:27,870 --> 01:15:32,480
[Laughter]

1991
01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:35,440
okay so

1992
01:15:32,480 --> 01:15:39,120
we go with it yeah so he won't [ __ ] her

1993
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:42,080
because she hasn't consented to mate him

1994
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:42,800
and consent matters it does

1995
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,800
so

1996
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:46,480
um that's how that happens she has

1997
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:48,640
another orgasm because apparently he's

1998
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:50,000
bumping up against stuff that she's into

1999
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:52,800
and then

2000
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:54,719
um he's like i still want to meet you

2001
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:55,920
like this [ __ ] is still on the table and

2002
01:15:54,719 --> 01:15:57,120
she's like

2003
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:59,120
um

2004
01:15:57,120 --> 01:16:01,760
is it i don't know

2005
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,840
and so then they go to sleep

2006
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:05,679
and that's it

2007
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:07,280
and then when you said that's it for a

2008
01:16:05,679 --> 01:16:08,800
second i thought you meant that's how

2009
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:10,719
the book

2010
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:12,480
no that's not how the book ends but that

2011
01:16:10,719 --> 01:16:13,679
is how the scene ends okay okay go to

2012
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,679
sleep

2013
01:16:13,679 --> 01:16:16,640
and he holds her very gingerly it's very

2014
01:16:15,679 --> 01:16:18,560
sweet

2015
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:20,640
um and he's like you could never be

2016
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:22,159
boring you are horribly interesting

2017
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,040
because that's apparently his descriptor

2018
01:16:22,159 --> 01:16:24,159
for her

2019
01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,800
so then

2020
01:16:24,159 --> 01:16:29,600
felix who is the werewolf demon that she

2021
01:16:26,800 --> 01:16:31,199
rescued is there when she wakes up

2022
01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:33,600
and um

2023
01:16:31,199 --> 01:16:36,159
fallon is not so he says they're going

2024
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:39,679
to meet fallon usha who's the innkeeper

2025
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:41,440
in ambrose who is the lamia at a ship

2026
01:16:39,679 --> 01:16:42,880
so she needs to like get up and get

2027
01:16:41,440 --> 01:16:45,440
dressed

2028
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:47,520
so they get there and usha is arguing

2029
01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:51,120
with the other shopkeeper from the

2030
01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:52,480
street where fallon and cinnamon were

2031
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:55,600
previously

2032
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:58,000
and he calls her a fat she whale

2033
01:16:55,600 --> 01:17:00,800
and ambrose gets

2034
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:03,040
pissed and throws are

2035
01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:07,199
our other innkeeper

2036
01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:09,040
through a wall and then ushers usha away

2037
01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:10,159
he's like come with me boo because i'm

2038
01:17:09,040 --> 01:17:12,719
into that

2039
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:14,719
and so then

2040
01:17:12,719 --> 01:17:18,320
usha and cinnabon

2041
01:17:14,719 --> 01:17:19,360
are co-captains at this point of this

2042
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,199
ship

2043
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,400
and um they decide they're going to have

2044
01:17:21,199 --> 01:17:24,480
a feast

2045
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:28,239
to celebrate because several demons

2046
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:30,960
who've been freed from slavery when they

2047
01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:34,400
when when jimmy destroyed the town

2048
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:36,800
um are very grateful for their freedom

2049
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:38,800
and so they agreed to be essentially the

2050
01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:42,640
like crew of the ship

2051
01:17:38,800 --> 01:17:45,440
and so um they have a feast for them

2052
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:47,280
so then usha another female demon named

2053
01:17:45,440 --> 01:17:50,560
holly who i if i'm remembering correctly

2054
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:53,840
is a centaur and felix who has declared

2055
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:57,760
his himself as cinnabon's bestie

2056
01:17:53,840 --> 01:18:00,000
um all eat it while um they try to

2057
01:17:57,760 --> 01:18:02,000
convince cinnabon to go declare her

2058
01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:04,159
feelings to jimmy because she's feeling

2059
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:05,760
it like she's intuited this and like

2060
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:09,199
everyone else knows she's into it

2061
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:12,480
everybody knows everybody knows but like

2062
01:18:09,199 --> 01:18:14,080
she's like but i don't know like

2063
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:16,159
like i feel weird

2064
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:17,840
so cause like what if he's not really

2065
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:19,600
into me like what if he just wants to

2066
01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:21,280
get laid

2067
01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:23,360
so

2068
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,520
she then goes to find him after her

2069
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:27,360
friends hype her up she goes to find him

2070
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,280
and then she chickens out

2071
01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,560
and she's like goes back to her friends

2072
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,440
she's like i couldn't do it i couldn't

2073
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,440
do it

2074
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:36,080
and then she just gets smash hammer

2075
01:18:33,440 --> 01:18:37,360
drunk that is literally what my notes

2076
01:18:36,080 --> 01:18:40,400
say

2077
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:41,679
she gets smash hammer drunk

2078
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,760
so then

2079
01:18:41,679 --> 01:18:47,199
our girl cinnabon wakes up with a

2080
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:48,800
terrible hangover surrounded by cheese

2081
01:18:47,199 --> 01:18:50,960
because apparently

2082
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:54,080
while she was very drunk

2083
01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:58,480
she declared herself the cheese queen

2084
01:18:54,080 --> 01:19:01,600
and demanded that all the members of

2085
01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:04,640
of the crew of the ship bring her all

2086
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:07,120
the cheese they could find and so in her

2087
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:08,719
her quarters she is just

2088
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:11,360
surrounded

2089
01:19:08,719 --> 01:19:12,800
by cheese i've heard of way worse ways

2090
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:15,199
to wake up

2091
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:18,239
than with like all of the cheese of your

2092
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:20,159
choosing agreed so then she's like maybe

2093
01:19:18,239 --> 01:19:22,800
i dreamed that

2094
01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:24,480
maybe that's not real cause i really

2095
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:25,840
hope not because she doesn't remember

2096
01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:27,040
everything

2097
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:28,159
so then

2098
01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,920
um

2099
01:19:28,159 --> 01:19:32,320
one of the crew comes in and it's like

2100
01:19:29,920 --> 01:19:35,199
hey we found a cargo ship you want to

2101
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:37,760
approve us robbing that real quick

2102
01:19:35,199 --> 01:19:40,000
and she's like i literally

2103
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:42,880
don't care get out

2104
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:44,800
go do whatever you want just go

2105
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:47,199
at this point my head is killing me like

2106
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:50,400
i'm hungover rob whoever you think you

2107
01:19:47,199 --> 01:19:52,960
need to rob just don't interrupt me

2108
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:54,320
exactly and jimmy is in bed with her but

2109
01:19:52,960 --> 01:19:56,080
they're both clothed

2110
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,600
so then

2111
01:19:56,080 --> 01:20:00,640
um

2112
01:19:57,600 --> 01:20:03,920
she tells jimmy that she loves him she's

2113
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:06,159
like actually you know what i love you

2114
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:08,880
and he is like

2115
01:20:06,159 --> 01:20:11,199
bet time to mate [ __ ] and she's like

2116
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:11,199
yup

2117
01:20:11,760 --> 01:20:17,199
so then he bites her to complete the

2118
01:20:13,920 --> 01:20:19,360
mating and she gets like super horny

2119
01:20:17,199 --> 01:20:21,840
she's like i will literally

2120
01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:24,320
do anything for a klondike bar like what

2121
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:25,360
do i have to do

2122
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:27,120
like

2123
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:28,639
what do i have to do

2124
01:20:27,120 --> 01:20:29,679
and he says

2125
01:20:28,639 --> 01:20:31,920
listen

2126
01:20:29,679 --> 01:20:34,560
here's what you don't know about dragons

2127
01:20:31,920 --> 01:20:37,760
i am super petty and you have made me

2128
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:38,600
wait for a month so you can wait and

2129
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:42,710
leaves her

2130
01:20:38,600 --> 01:20:42,710
[Laughter]

2131
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,760
whoa

2132
01:20:43,679 --> 01:20:48,239
oh he's like hey fallon

2133
01:20:45,760 --> 01:20:51,280
he's like mushu jimmy

2134
01:20:48,239 --> 01:20:52,719
classic mushu jimmy over there

2135
01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:54,000
so she's like

2136
01:20:52,719 --> 01:20:57,040
uh

2137
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:59,920
what and he's like you just approved the

2138
01:20:57,040 --> 01:21:02,560
crew to rob a ship we need to go support

2139
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:05,520
their efforts you're the captain and

2140
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:08,239
like goes to help them rob the ship

2141
01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:10,080
so and so she thinks that the whole

2142
01:21:08,239 --> 01:21:12,239
cheese queen thing maybe she made up in

2143
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:14,000
her mind but when she comes out felix

2144
01:21:12,239 --> 01:21:16,400
who has declared himself her bestie is

2145
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:20,239
like what up cheese queen how's it

2146
01:21:16,400 --> 01:21:20,239
hanging she's like god damn it

2147
01:21:20,719 --> 01:21:25,840
i think it's sweet she just misses her

2148
01:21:22,400 --> 01:21:27,120
best friend brie fondue she does

2149
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:29,600
so anyway

2150
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:32,000
the mating is complete she's super horny

2151
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:33,360
they go to assist with robbing of the

2152
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,960
other ship and they come out and they

2153
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:37,440
find that the whole other crew has

2154
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:39,440
already surrendered and everybody's like

2155
01:21:37,440 --> 01:21:41,520
well that's [ __ ] lame that was

2156
01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:42,880
underwhelming we were really hoping for

2157
01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:44,560
a fight here

2158
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:46,560
and then they

2159
01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:48,800
the members of their crew who had

2160
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:51,040
boarded the other ship bring someone up

2161
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:53,840
who has a collar on who's obviously a

2162
01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,800
demon who is enslaved and fallon is like

2163
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,040
um

2164
01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:58,320
that's a [ __ ] dragon

2165
01:21:57,040 --> 01:22:00,880
uh

2166
01:21:58,320 --> 01:22:03,440
everybody panic

2167
01:22:00,880 --> 01:22:04,480
he's like this is a trap this is not

2168
01:22:03,440 --> 01:22:06,719
good

2169
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:08,800
and so the dragon then shifts and this

2170
01:22:06,719 --> 01:22:11,199
is a um

2171
01:22:08,800 --> 01:22:15,360
an ice dragon i think if i'm remembering

2172
01:22:11,199 --> 01:22:18,159
correctly of course jimmy is a um fire

2173
01:22:15,360 --> 01:22:21,120
dragon he well he's a a

2174
01:22:18,159 --> 01:22:23,520
shadow dragon the [ __ ] does that so he's

2175
01:22:21,120 --> 01:22:26,400
he has shadows and fire anyway i don't

2176
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:28,880
know it's not really important so then

2177
01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:29,920
um my notes say

2178
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:33,679
um

2179
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:36,159
dragon shifts and [ __ ] everybody up

2180
01:22:33,679 --> 01:22:38,719
so then jimmy also shifts and there's a

2181
01:22:36,159 --> 01:22:41,040
big fight in the air cinnabon rides one

2182
01:22:38,719 --> 01:22:42,800
of her flying horses who just showed

2183
01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:45,760
back up

2184
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:48,159
um to help she shoots arrows that are

2185
01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:50,639
tipped with cinnamon into the other

2186
01:22:48,159 --> 01:22:53,360
dragon trying to like break the spell

2187
01:22:50,639 --> 01:22:55,920
but then she recognizes that the third

2188
01:22:53,360 --> 01:22:57,600
chalice is actually tied to his neck so

2189
01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:59,760
the cinnamon isn't going to be enough to

2190
01:22:57,600 --> 01:23:01,679
break the spell because the witch's

2191
01:22:59,760 --> 01:23:04,480
essence is like

2192
01:23:01,679 --> 01:23:05,760
permeating on his [ __ ] yeah

2193
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:07,679
so she

2194
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:09,360
jumps on to the other

2195
01:23:07,679 --> 01:23:10,560
dragon's back

2196
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,840
to smash

2197
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:14,080
the chalice

2198
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,320
and then they crash land on an island

2199
01:23:14,080 --> 01:23:17,120
jimmy comes right behind and crashes as

2200
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,800
well

2201
01:23:17,120 --> 01:23:21,040
everybody shifts back to their human

2202
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,000
form and then passes out

2203
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:24,000
and then

2204
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:26,880
she wakes up being carried by a very

2205
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:28,639
naked jimmy to a waterfall on the island

2206
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:30,239
and he's like it's time to bang i don't

2207
01:23:28,639 --> 01:23:32,320
know what i was thinking with this whole

2208
01:23:30,239 --> 01:23:33,520
like petty [ __ ] but i'm not with it

2209
01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:37,120
anymore

2210
01:23:33,520 --> 01:23:37,120
and it's it's time

2211
01:23:37,440 --> 01:23:39,199
so

2212
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,199
he

2213
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:42,880
he was like i'm really petty about sex

2214
01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:45,440
until we have a near-death experience

2215
01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:47,360
and then i just want to be near you

2216
01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:49,600
basically yes there

2217
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:52,080
so he is

2218
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:55,199
super dominating there's a lot of like

2219
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:58,320
praise kink happening as well

2220
01:23:55,199 --> 01:24:00,080
um and so it's very much like

2221
01:23:58,320 --> 01:24:03,040
are you gonna be my good little girl

2222
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:05,120
like that kind of [ __ ] and then he eats

2223
01:24:03,040 --> 01:24:05,840
her out and bangs her from behind and

2224
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:07,199
it's

2225
01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:09,280
life-changing

2226
01:24:07,199 --> 01:24:12,400
um and so then

2227
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:15,360
they start walking back um and gathering

2228
01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:17,120
fruit and food and stuff to eat and then

2229
01:24:15,360 --> 01:24:19,360
all of a sudden our girl cinnabon is

2230
01:24:17,120 --> 01:24:21,199
like holy [ __ ]

2231
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:23,679
we didn't use any kind of protection

2232
01:24:21,199 --> 01:24:25,520
like oh god like i am not ready to be a

2233
01:24:23,679 --> 01:24:27,920
parent are you ready to be a parent and

2234
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:30,960
she has like this whole moment

2235
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:32,400
and jimmy was like hold up babe i got

2236
01:24:30,960 --> 01:24:35,520
you covered

2237
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:37,600
he had a rune directly under his belly

2238
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:40,080
button to prevent pregnancy

2239
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:41,840
and she's like you are so awful

2240
01:24:40,080 --> 01:24:43,760
and so she kisses it

2241
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,199
like kisses the rune and then she is

2242
01:24:43,760 --> 01:24:46,000
like

2243
01:24:45,199 --> 01:24:48,639
i

2244
01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:51,600
like this position i'm gonna blow you

2245
01:24:48,639 --> 01:24:52,639
so she starts to blow him while rubbing

2246
01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:54,960
one out

2247
01:24:52,639 --> 01:24:58,360
and then usha shows up and is like i

2248
01:24:54,960 --> 01:24:58,360
found them

2249
01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:02,320
we should come back later

2250
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:07,440
and jimmy is like bet let's finish this

2251
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:10,080
and

2252
01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:13,600
cinnabon is no longer in the mood she's

2253
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:15,040
like you can finish it yourself thanks

2254
01:25:13,600 --> 01:25:16,719
so

2255
01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:18,639
they go back to the ship

2256
01:25:16,719 --> 01:25:20,159
the other dragon the spell has been

2257
01:25:18,639 --> 01:25:23,280
broken

2258
01:25:20,159 --> 01:25:25,440
and so he is older he's a storm dragon

2259
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:26,960
and he offers to pull the ship storm

2260
01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:29,760
dragon not ice dragon he's a storm

2261
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:31,760
dragon he offers to pull the ship in

2262
01:25:29,760 --> 01:25:33,679
order to cut the travel time so they

2263
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,880
have now destroyed three out of the four

2264
01:25:33,679 --> 01:25:38,239
chalices

2265
01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:40,400
and so he's like allow me

2266
01:25:38,239 --> 01:25:42,480
so they do all of that

2267
01:25:40,400 --> 01:25:43,440
they get to this like mountain pass

2268
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:46,000
thing

2269
01:25:43,440 --> 01:25:48,639
um oh i forgot so while

2270
01:25:46,000 --> 01:25:51,199
the storm dragon is pulling the ship

2271
01:25:48,639 --> 01:25:53,520
cinnamon is super sick like really

2272
01:25:51,199 --> 01:25:55,760
really seasick and fallon is very very

2273
01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:57,440
sweet like bringing her things and like

2274
01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:58,639
taking good care of her it's all very

2275
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:00,880
nice

2276
01:25:58,639 --> 01:26:04,080
so then they get to this mountain pass

2277
01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:06,239
and then jimmy has shadow power so he

2278
01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:07,679
like hides the ship in shadows so that

2279
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:09,920
they can stay

2280
01:26:07,679 --> 01:26:12,719
under the radar

2281
01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:15,199
um and then he shifts and has everybody

2282
01:26:12,719 --> 01:26:17,040
get on his back so that he takes them up

2283
01:26:15,199 --> 01:26:20,480
to the temple because this is like he

2284
01:26:17,040 --> 01:26:23,040
doesn't have wings he doesn't have wings

2285
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:26,400
i feel very strongly about him just

2286
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:28,320
slithering through the air without wings

2287
01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:30,000
kimberly i'm loving the book you wrote

2288
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:31,679
so far

2289
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:34,480
but i'm very confused on the lack of

2290
01:26:31,679 --> 01:26:36,560
dragon wings and his upward

2291
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:39,199
gravity-defying mobility

2292
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,199
it's magic

2293
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:44,719
you can't just keep whispering it's

2294
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:47,280
magic that doesn't cover everything

2295
01:26:44,719 --> 01:26:48,159
sure it does fine

2296
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:51,040
jimmy

2297
01:26:48,159 --> 01:26:53,040
the shadow dragon

2298
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,880
yeah without his

2299
01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:57,120
wings yeah

2300
01:26:54,880 --> 01:26:59,440
takes them up to the temple fair and

2301
01:26:57,120 --> 01:27:02,080
then some humans come out to stop them

2302
01:26:59,440 --> 01:27:04,800
and it turns out this is like the four

2303
01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:06,159
people that were selected by the goddess

2304
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:08,159
slash witch

2305
01:27:06,159 --> 01:27:10,239
so one of them is the girl from her

2306
01:27:08,159 --> 01:27:11,950
village and the other one turns out is

2307
01:27:10,239 --> 01:27:14,960
her ex

2308
01:27:11,950 --> 01:27:17,040
[Music]

2309
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:19,760
and so there's a big fight

2310
01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:22,719
and jimmy fights the two idiots from her

2311
01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:26,400
village and rips off her ex's arm he's

2312
01:27:22,719 --> 01:27:28,880
into ripping off arms and then

2313
01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:30,880
usha and our girl cinnabon they fight

2314
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:32,560
the evil witch there's lots of things

2315
01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:34,560
happening there's like the blood and

2316
01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:38,239
bone ogre thing again

2317
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:39,120
and usha is hurt and so she's struggling

2318
01:27:38,239 --> 01:27:41,280
some

2319
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:44,480
and then cinnabon

2320
01:27:41,280 --> 01:27:45,360
so so during the mating apparently they

2321
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:48,480
share

2322
01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:51,040
magic and so she should be able to

2323
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:52,719
control some of his powers but that's

2324
01:27:51,040 --> 01:27:56,400
something that usually takes a pretty

2325
01:27:52,719 --> 01:27:58,960
significant amount of time but obviously

2326
01:27:56,400 --> 01:28:02,719
in this case cinnamon calls jimmy's

2327
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:05,040
magic to create shadows herself to like

2328
01:28:02,719 --> 01:28:08,560
throw off the evil witch

2329
01:28:05,040 --> 01:28:10,800
and destroys the chalice however

2330
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:12,960
the witch still has the one body so

2331
01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:14,400
she's destroyed all the stuff that makes

2332
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:16,800
her immortal

2333
01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:18,560
and like all the separate containers so

2334
01:28:16,800 --> 01:28:21,440
essentially we got rid of all of the

2335
01:28:18,560 --> 01:28:23,600
horcruxes yes but we still have the one

2336
01:28:21,440 --> 01:28:27,840
body so we did rip off harry potter

2337
01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:31,600
slightly we did okay um and so then um

2338
01:28:27,840 --> 01:28:34,400
cinnabon is also injured and then jimmy

2339
01:28:31,600 --> 01:28:35,679
kills the witch absorbing all of her

2340
01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,480
power

2341
01:28:35,679 --> 01:28:39,040
um

2342
01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:41,199
and then one of the remaining heroes so

2343
01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:43,679
there are four so the the two from her

2344
01:28:41,199 --> 01:28:45,679
village are like oh [ __ ] like this is

2345
01:28:43,679 --> 01:28:48,400
not a goddess like this is not a good

2346
01:28:45,679 --> 01:28:50,400
situation we should help cinnamon and

2347
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:52,400
then one of the remaining heroes is like

2348
01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:54,159
this [ __ ] trying to kill our goddess

2349
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:56,800
like blah blah blah and tries to kill

2350
01:28:54,159 --> 01:28:57,920
her so then jimmy kills him like rips

2351
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:59,840
off his head

2352
01:28:57,920 --> 01:29:01,760
and then he goes after the other two

2353
01:28:59,840 --> 01:29:04,000
village idiots but then

2354
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:06,719
cinnamon protects them

2355
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:09,360
jimmy grabs her flies away tells her

2356
01:29:06,719 --> 01:29:10,480
just have a nice nap babe like just have

2357
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:12,239
a nap

2358
01:29:10,480 --> 01:29:14,080
and so then she wakes up a few days

2359
01:29:12,239 --> 01:29:16,239
later we're almost to the end

2360
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,719
she wakes up a few days later back on

2361
01:29:16,239 --> 01:29:20,719
the island where their mating was

2362
01:29:18,719 --> 01:29:22,159
officially consummated

2363
01:29:20,719 --> 01:29:24,880
and um

2364
01:29:22,159 --> 01:29:26,320
he used the the magic that he absorbed

2365
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:28,239
from the witch to like build them a

2366
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,840
house and like have a nice place for

2367
01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:33,040
them to stay

2368
01:29:29,840 --> 01:29:35,199
um he made her a crab boil because he

2369
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:38,400
was paying attention when she was making

2370
01:29:35,199 --> 01:29:40,480
her crawdad boil and so he was like i

2371
01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:43,520
paid attention i made you food did they

2372
01:29:40,480 --> 01:29:47,440
have all of them necessary seasoning

2373
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:50,239
they did oh thank god so then um he

2374
01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:52,800
tells her that he wanted her to sleep

2375
01:29:50,239 --> 01:29:55,040
for a few days because

2376
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:56,560
he didn't want her to see how upset he

2377
01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:58,000
was about the whole situation with her

2378
01:29:56,560 --> 01:30:00,639
being injured

2379
01:29:58,000 --> 01:30:04,080
and that also he just wants to keep her

2380
01:30:00,639 --> 01:30:06,719
on the island for a few years until

2381
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:09,520
she gets mastery over his powers and can

2382
01:30:06,719 --> 01:30:10,960
protect herself better and she's like

2383
01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:14,800
um

2384
01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:17,600
can't you just make me a shield like

2385
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:20,000
you shielded yourself the only option

2386
01:30:17,600 --> 01:30:23,120
yeah she's like you shielded yourself

2387
01:30:20,000 --> 01:30:24,639
jackass like can you not shield me

2388
01:30:23,120 --> 01:30:26,239
and he's like

2389
01:30:24,639 --> 01:30:28,719
i'm an idiot

2390
01:30:26,239 --> 01:30:31,600
yes i can do that she's like i know i

2391
01:30:28,719 --> 01:30:34,480
know that's why that's our new game plan

2392
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:35,360
and so they bang it's actually super hot

2393
01:30:34,480 --> 01:30:37,440
because they're having this whole

2394
01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:39,600
conversation whatever and she's like

2395
01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:42,320
okay okay okay now flip me over and tell

2396
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:44,159
me i'm a good girl oh my god damn

2397
01:30:42,320 --> 01:30:45,520
good for you girl okay

2398
01:30:44,159 --> 01:30:47,120
get it

2399
01:30:45,520 --> 01:30:49,920
so then

2400
01:30:47,120 --> 01:30:52,000
epilogue three months later

2401
01:30:49,920 --> 01:30:55,040
she gets home finally

2402
01:30:52,000 --> 01:30:57,520
um very happy family reunion

2403
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:59,120
everybody's very happy to see her

2404
01:30:57,520 --> 01:31:02,400
everything is great

2405
01:30:59,120 --> 01:31:03,760
um and that's the end and you know

2406
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:06,639
i really

2407
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:08,400
did enjoy this book very much

2408
01:31:06,639 --> 01:31:10,480
i will say

2409
01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:13,199
i was a little disappointed that there

2410
01:31:10,480 --> 01:31:16,320
wasn't more development for the side

2411
01:31:13,199 --> 01:31:18,639
characters because i got even with like

2412
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:20,719
the brief moments with usha

2413
01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:23,360
and bree and

2414
01:31:20,719 --> 01:31:25,440
ambrose and felix and everything like i

2415
01:31:23,360 --> 01:31:27,679
got kind of invested in them oh i want

2416
01:31:25,440 --> 01:31:29,679
to know how they're doing yeah i was

2417
01:31:27,679 --> 01:31:31,760
like wait a minute like

2418
01:31:29,679 --> 01:31:33,920
do ambrose and usha get together because

2419
01:31:31,760 --> 01:31:35,360
i hope so like i hope that they're gonna

2420
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:38,320
be a series

2421
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:40,159
yes this is the first one um but still

2422
01:31:38,320 --> 01:31:42,639
like normally in series where it's like

2423
01:31:40,159 --> 01:31:45,280
a standalone for each couple there's a

2424
01:31:42,639 --> 01:31:46,880
little bit more of something there's

2425
01:31:45,280 --> 01:31:48,719
something that's like leading you and

2426
01:31:46,880 --> 01:31:51,280
being like oh i can't wait for when

2427
01:31:48,719 --> 01:31:54,080
their book drops exactly instead of just

2428
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:57,280
like what

2429
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:59,440
yeah i mean this one sounded super fun

2430
01:31:57,280 --> 01:32:02,320
it was really it was a really

2431
01:31:59,440 --> 01:32:03,040
excellent vacation read you know

2432
01:32:02,320 --> 01:32:05,600
it

2433
01:32:03,040 --> 01:32:07,199
i never had any doubt that our main

2434
01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:09,600
characters weren't going to get together

2435
01:32:07,199 --> 01:32:11,199
and have a happily ever after there was

2436
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,199
never any like

2437
01:32:11,199 --> 01:32:15,040
super angst where i was concerned about

2438
01:32:13,199 --> 01:32:16,960
anybody's safety

2439
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:20,080
but it did have enough intrigue to keep

2440
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:22,320
me like it was engaged it was funny it

2441
01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:24,080
was really funny so okay what would we

2442
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:27,560
rate it then

2443
01:32:24,080 --> 01:32:27,560
i'm gonna say

2444
01:32:28,560 --> 01:32:34,560
four out of five crawfish

2445
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:34,560
well those are pretty small

2446
01:32:34,719 --> 01:32:38,080
okay

2447
01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:38,080
okay

2448
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:44,639
just more cheese wheels jeez

2449
01:32:42,239 --> 01:32:47,760
how many wheels of gouda

2450
01:32:44,639 --> 01:32:49,920
how many fondue pots oh

2451
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:51,199
how many fondue pots

2452
01:32:49,920 --> 01:32:52,880
um

2453
01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:54,800
i'm gonna go with like

2454
01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:57,920
eight and a half out of ten

2455
01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:59,440
full fondue pots

2456
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:02,560
that's a

2457
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:03,520
great review thank you

2458
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:06,080
i

2459
01:33:03,520 --> 01:33:09,199
i love fondue i can [ __ ] up some

2460
01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:11,280
dippable chocolates and jesus 100

2461
01:33:09,199 --> 01:33:13,679
and i really did like this was an

2462
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:15,840
enjoyable read like there were some

2463
01:33:13,679 --> 01:33:18,159
things that i wish were a little bit

2464
01:33:15,840 --> 01:33:19,520
more it was a short book so there were

2465
01:33:18,159 --> 01:33:21,920
things that i wish that she had gone

2466
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:24,239
into a little bit more uh but again like

2467
01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:26,719
it was a really fun read

2468
01:33:24,239 --> 01:33:28,320
um and the story was interesting and the

2469
01:33:26,719 --> 01:33:30,400
characters were funny and the dialogue

2470
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:33,679
was good so yeah

2471
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:35,679
eight full fondue pots one half fondue

2472
01:33:33,679 --> 01:33:39,280
pot out of ten

2473
01:33:35,679 --> 01:33:41,520
when i used to work psychiatric crisis

2474
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:43,600
my supervisor was a

2475
01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:44,719
magician on the side

2476
01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:47,760
and

2477
01:33:44,719 --> 01:33:49,600
one of his like standing gigs was at

2478
01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:52,400
the melting pot

2479
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:52,400
as a magician

2480
01:33:52,719 --> 01:33:57,360
is is is

2481
01:33:54,560 --> 01:33:59,600
the fondue not magic enough

2482
01:33:57,360 --> 01:33:59,600
like

2483
01:33:59,679 --> 01:34:03,120
you need a card trick and a balloon

2484
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:06,080
animal on top of that

2485
01:34:03,120 --> 01:34:07,360
i mean i don't

2486
01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:09,440
um

2487
01:34:07,360 --> 01:34:11,040
no i think eight and a half fondue pots

2488
01:34:09,440 --> 01:34:12,480
is a great rating especially because

2489
01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:14,639
like

2490
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:16,320
fondue is versatile you have plenty of

2491
01:34:14,639 --> 01:34:17,280
types each pot could be filled with a

2492
01:34:16,320 --> 01:34:20,080
different

2493
01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:22,560
kind of type of cheese or chocolate damn

2494
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:23,840
i could [ __ ] up some i was just thinking

2495
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:25,600
that all right i think i want some

2496
01:34:23,840 --> 01:34:27,040
cheese we're gonna go

2497
01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:29,040
find something now because i think we

2498
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:30,639
made ourselves hungry so

2499
01:34:29,040 --> 01:34:32,480
this one sounds fun i haven't read it

2500
01:34:30,639 --> 01:34:34,880
yet but i'm really excited for this

2501
01:34:32,480 --> 01:34:35,920
author as they are dropping more stuff

2502
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:39,199
and i can't wait to read it in the

2503
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:41,920
future yep 100 so thank you all for

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01:34:39,199 --> 01:34:44,960
joining us for this review of

2505
01:34:41,920 --> 01:34:47,280
that time i got drunk and saved a demon

2506
01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:49,760
by kimberly lemming thank you yeah we

2507
01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:51,440
hope you have a great day smart [ __ ]

2508
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:52,480
or smut puppies depending on where

2509
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:54,719
you're at

2510
01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:56,639
or [ __ ] pups was that the third one [ __ ]

2511
01:34:54,719 --> 01:34:58,560
we're not gonna remember all of these

2512
01:34:56,639 --> 01:35:02,960
choose your own name we hope you have a

2513
01:34:58,560 --> 01:35:04,880
great day bye next week on smack club

2514
01:35:02,960 --> 01:35:08,239
i'm here to provide the perspective of

2515
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:10,719
some i have never read no okay i'm lying

2516
01:35:08,239 --> 01:35:14,679
after middle school i have not read any

2517
01:35:10,719 --> 01:35:14,679
smut and sometimes

2518
01:35:16,080 --> 01:35:20,400
thank you you were reading smut oh yeah

2519
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:23,199
in middle school

2520
01:35:20,400 --> 01:35:26,840
what kind um so okay

2521
01:35:23,199 --> 01:35:29,440
this is gonna be very specific but okay

2522
01:35:26,840 --> 01:35:32,159
so let me see if i can find it it's

2523
01:35:29,440 --> 01:35:34,400
called like a hustler's wife

2524
01:35:32,159 --> 01:35:35,920
hold up you read a book called a hustler

2525
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:38,320
i don't hear i don't think you need to

2526
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:40,480
find it yes by nicki turner by nikki

2527
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:42,480
turner anyone who knows those hood

2528
01:35:40,480 --> 01:35:43,920
classics from back in the day yes

2529
01:35:42,480 --> 01:35:46,639
because there was a hustler's wife and

2530
01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:48,960
then there was forever a hustler's wife

2531
01:35:46,639 --> 01:35:50,480
the autobiography of a hustler's wife so

2532
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:52,080
this was the first month you've read

2533
01:35:50,480 --> 01:35:53,679
since middle school

2534
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:55,280
when you read a hustler as well and

2535
01:35:53,679 --> 01:35:57,760
these are the

2536
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:59,520
the like images did your mother know you

2537
01:35:57,760 --> 01:36:01,440
were reading these characters no because

2538
01:35:59,520 --> 01:36:02,400
we would go to barnes and noble

2539
01:36:01,440 --> 01:36:04,400
and then

2540
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:06,159
in this would be in the african-american

2541
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:08,560
book section

2542
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:10,960
would be these books and so me and my

2543
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:12,320
sisters would buy them and we would just

2544
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,199
swap them

2545
01:36:12,320 --> 01:36:14,960
out

2546
01:36:13,199 --> 01:36:16,320
and they were

2547
01:36:14,960 --> 01:36:18,960
okay i don't want to be disrespectful

2548
01:36:16,320 --> 01:36:21,280
they weren't the best but

2549
01:36:18,960 --> 01:36:23,679
they were disgusting and so y'all didn't

2550
01:36:21,280 --> 01:36:24,480
read smut books in middle school

2551
01:36:23,679 --> 01:36:25,840
no

2552
01:36:24,480 --> 01:36:28,560
no no

2553
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:30,639
can't say i did

2554
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:33,600
[Music]

2555
01:36:30,639 --> 01:36:36,000
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2556
01:36:33,600 --> 01:36:38,480
we hope it was good for you because it

2557
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:40,480
sure was great for us

2558
01:36:38,480 --> 01:36:42,320
if you're digging what we're doing it

2559
01:36:40,480 --> 01:36:44,400
would mean a lot if you'd take a minute

2560
01:36:42,320 --> 01:36:46,480
to rate and review the show wherever

2561
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:49,119
you're listening right now

2562
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:50,560
maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

2563
01:36:49,119 --> 01:36:53,679
an ear

2564
01:36:50,560 --> 01:36:56,239
we love you we appreciate you

2565
01:36:53,679 --> 01:36:58,840
and we'll see you next week

2566
01:36:56,239 --> 01:37:03,989
stay spotty

2567
01:36:58,840 --> 01:37:03,989
[Music]