1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:07,960 well hello All You Beautiful 2 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:10,599 [Music] 3 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:15,440 People you know what time it 4 00:00:10,599 --> 00:00:17,199 is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and 5 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,560 everyone in 6 00:00:17,199 --> 00:00:24,000 between gather around get you something 7 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:28,840 real nice to sip on and comfy to slip 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:31,730 on cuz it's time for smut Club here's 9 00:00:28,840 --> 00:00:34,939 your hosts Chelsea and 10 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:34,939 [Applause] 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:41,200 Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut 12 00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:43,760 club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and 13 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:46,120 today we're talking about smut this is 14 00:00:43,760 --> 00:00:49,239 the podcast where we do 15 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,199 that in case the title didn't didn't 16 00:00:49,239 --> 00:00:52,680 give you a 17 00:00:50,199 --> 00:00:54,719 warning this is what we're here to do 18 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,000 and sometimes we Day drink while we do 19 00:00:54,719 --> 00:01:00,440 that I'm not doing that today so that 20 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:02,079 whole intro was just full on 21 00:01:00,440 --> 00:01:05,360 me that's 22 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:08,040 just there's you being and you there's 23 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:09,560 that oh no what what there was a 24 00:01:08,040 --> 00:01:12,040 situation recently where like someone 25 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:14,479 looked at me and I was like I'm 26 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,479 completely 27 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:20,640 sober I'm like I have nothing to blame 28 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:23,680 but this is all me but myself I don't 29 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:26,840 mean to brag you're welcome but yeah I 30 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:29,479 was like cool cool cool cool love this 31 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:31,400 that's also like uh cuz I went to 32 00:01:29,479 --> 00:01:33,159 Seminary for grad school and I got 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:34,399 reported for drinking because it went 34 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:37,360 against the code of 35 00:01:34,399 --> 00:01:40,479 conduct and someone 36 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:44,000 reported to our like housing director 37 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:47,159 that they saw me walking in drunk and I 38 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:49,360 was like well I drive myself everywhere 39 00:01:47,159 --> 00:01:50,680 I have like no family here so wouldn't 40 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,719 do that like I'm not disputing that I 41 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:54,680 have had something to drink but like I 42 00:01:52,719 --> 00:01:56,280 wouldn't drive yeah like I'm not sure 43 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,960 what they're referring to and I looked 44 00:01:56,280 --> 00:02:00,880 at the apartment manager I was like you 45 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:02,799 know me I'm pretty loud pretty clumsy so 46 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:05,759 like there's a decent chance I was 47 00:02:02,799 --> 00:02:09,799 completely sober and he paused and he 48 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:09,799 goes touche 49 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:17,480 like and that is why I didn't get 50 00:02:13,520 --> 00:02:21,599 evicted being clumsy 51 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:21,599 helps we love to be known for 52 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:27,560 something that is my claim to 53 00:02:24,280 --> 00:02:31,560 fame what book are we doing 54 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:34,280 today Maneater by Emily 55 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:38,040 Antoinette that sounds like a Regal name 56 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:41,360 it does doesn't it yeah yeah okay I have 57 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:44,599 not heard of this one I found it on the 58 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:49,360 Tik Tok it's technically a 59 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:52,400 prequel um so in I I did read the first 60 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:56,000 book in the series and this is about the 61 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:59,000 the first book is about the son of this 62 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:02,159 couple okay so this is said in the 80s 63 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:05,840 it's like 40 years in the past um that 64 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:07,680 hurt right yeah cuz when I got to the 65 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:10,680 epilog and it was like 40 years later 66 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:13,200 202 something and I was 67 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:16,519 like 68 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:19,080 good like oh great that was like when uh 69 00:03:16,519 --> 00:03:20,440 our roommate told us for his 26th 70 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,360 birthday he was thinking of doing a 71 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:24,680 decade themed party and I was like what 72 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:26,239 what decade we think in' 70s ' 80s maybe 73 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:30,040 even the '90s getting crazy with it and 74 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:32,760 he goes I was thinking the early 2000s 75 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:37,000 no 76 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:39,519 no wow I was not ready for that pain to 77 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:42,319 be so visceral 78 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:45,040 right the other day at work we admitted 79 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:47,519 somebody and their birth date was 2004 80 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:47,519 and I was 81 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:55,720 like no like I was like oh my God that 82 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:58,920 was fully 20 years ago holy [ __ ] oh no 83 00:03:55,720 --> 00:04:01,200 uh when people started saying I don't 84 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:05,519 need to check the rest of your ID it 85 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:08,840 starts with a one yeah that that also 86 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:12,159 hurt yeah or when people refer to us as 87 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:12,159 being born in the late 88 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:17,079 1900s that one I find kind of amusing 89 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:19,720 but also kind of like makes it sound 90 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:22,960 like we're vampires or something like oh 91 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:25,720 you're from the late 1900s like yeah I 92 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:29,520 am you're like ooh is this a Dracula 93 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:31,479 retelling and you're like no no like 94 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,039 like Bill Gates was on the scene we're 95 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:38,360 just talking about when Britney Spears 96 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:38,360 was on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse um 97 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:45,479 like and Ryan Gosling oh yeah and Justin 98 00:04:42,919 --> 00:04:47,880 Timberlake Christina 99 00:04:45,479 --> 00:04:51,080 agilera yeah I think 100 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:53,360 so there were a lot of them yep that 101 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,320 started out there mhm mhm just 102 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,840 fascinating to look back on and like see 103 00:04:55,320 --> 00:05:00,720 all of the moments of like Child Actors 104 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:02,479 and be like oh my God this makes sense 105 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:04,680 why why you haven't been doing okay for 106 00:05:02,479 --> 00:05:07,120 so long we really do get it we hope 107 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:09,639 you're okay we're so sorry there are 108 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:12,759 resources and supports quite 109 00:05:09,639 --> 00:05:15,680 frankly I don't know if I have the 110 00:05:12,759 --> 00:05:20,520 Specialties that you need probably not 111 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:23,199 no no no no that's also like okay when 112 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:25,919 Kanye got involuntarily committed to the 113 00:05:23,199 --> 00:05:29,880 hospital yeah my only thought was like I 114 00:05:25,919 --> 00:05:33,400 shudder to think of being the person who 115 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:36,400 wrote that paperwork oh yeah no thinking 116 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:39,199 about the intake because we had somebody 117 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:41,319 recently that had this Fantastical story 118 00:05:39,199 --> 00:05:43,039 and we were all like okay so we're 119 00:05:41,319 --> 00:05:44,520 looking at potential delusions like 120 00:05:43,039 --> 00:05:46,400 we're looking at right we're doing all 121 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,960 this Diagnostics and then she met with 122 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:52,319 the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist 123 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:54,160 like you guys it's it's real what like 124 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:59,120 she's telling the truth and we were all 125 00:05:54,160 --> 00:06:01,080 like oh oh [ __ ] like so I can see some 126 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,960 like old white woman who has no idea who 127 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,960 Kanye is like sitting down to do his 128 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,720 intake and like making notes well I'm 129 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:08,639 thinking when he actually got invol 130 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,160 voluntarily hospital when he actually 131 00:06:08,639 --> 00:06:12,120 was outside his mind but like being like 132 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:14,400 the crisis worker who gets called to his 133 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:17,319 house when he's in his yard and you're 134 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:20,680 just like writing on your little 135 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:22,599 clipboard being like least restrict 136 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:25,039 least restrictive measures are not 137 00:06:22,599 --> 00:06:29,800 appropriate for these 138 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:32,039 reasons like as evidenced by 100% um but 139 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:34,360 but also to your point once they get 140 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:37,199 there and then you're like is I what 141 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:40,599 part of this is real what part of this 142 00:06:37,199 --> 00:06:42,440 also the old classic of is is this a 143 00:06:40,599 --> 00:06:45,319 mental health diagnosis or are you just 144 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:47,759 a dick right because that's also a 145 00:06:45,319 --> 00:06:50,680 common thing I'm like no great question 146 00:06:47,759 --> 00:06:54,520 this isn't a narcissistic personality 147 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:58,479 disorder he's just an [ __ ] yeah yeah 148 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:59,639 believe it or not that mean those are 149 00:06:58,479 --> 00:07:02,440 the same yeah they're not 150 00:06:59,639 --> 00:07:05,440 interchangeable no yeah but people like 151 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:08,039 to pretend that they are they sure do 152 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:10,759 well there was that uh there was a 153 00:07:08,039 --> 00:07:13,039 psychologist on Tik Tok and she was like 154 00:07:10,759 --> 00:07:17,160 the one who was like your 155 00:07:13,039 --> 00:07:20,080 mother-in-law isn't like this diagnosis 156 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:22,280 your like exboyfriend isn't to this 157 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:24,319 diagnosis and I was like thank you 158 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:27,400 louder for the people in the back people 159 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:31,080 are often just people like yes they're 160 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:32,879 not diagnosable they're just 161 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:36,639 I also yeah I think that there are 162 00:07:32,879 --> 00:07:38,720 moments where like no one I would hate 163 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:40,639 to be judged by my worst moments oh my 164 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:42,440 God yeah right yeah I mean we all have 165 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:44,280 traits of something in our worst moment 166 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:46,360 absolutely and then we also just all 167 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:48,199 have seasons that like we're growing 168 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:51,720 that like we don't know things and I'm 169 00:07:48,199 --> 00:07:55,560 like I don't want you to hold me to what 170 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:59,159 13-year-old Chelsea said God right I'm 171 00:07:55,560 --> 00:08:00,520 like I I've tried to grow yeah and I I 172 00:07:59,159 --> 00:08:03,680 believe that I 173 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:06,360 have most of the time I think I've come 174 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:10,520 a really long way yeah me too yeah me 175 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:13,960 too I was a talking to a client recently 176 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:15,599 about uh using the practice of like when 177 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:17,159 you're having when there's something 178 00:08:15,599 --> 00:08:19,599 that you're like [ __ ] on yourself 179 00:08:17,159 --> 00:08:22,039 for in the present and being like okay 180 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:23,280 if 5-year-old Chelsea was here right now 181 00:08:22,039 --> 00:08:25,000 what would I say to her about this or if 182 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:27,240 13-year-old Chelsea was here right now 183 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:29,960 like how would I communicate to her 184 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:31,240 about it and my client was just at me 185 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:33,800 like and she's like that's going to be 186 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:36,200 so hard to do I was like I know girl it 187 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:38,919 does not feel good to practice 188 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:40,000 self-compassion at that level doesn't I 189 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,039 actually have a picture of 190 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,240 three-year-old me that I keep in a place 191 00:08:42,039 --> 00:08:48,240 where I see regularly so that I can do 192 00:08:45,240 --> 00:08:51,480 it more easily yeah it's me on my play 193 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:53,600 school slide with my hair all out crazy 194 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:56,240 my naturally red 195 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:58,399 hair yeah because we had it on our shag 196 00:08:56,240 --> 00:09:01,560 carpet because Florida is too hot to 197 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:03,440 have a plastic place School side outside 198 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:05,560 so that is awesome I went up and down it 199 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:08,600 so many times in my footy pajamas the 200 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:11,000 static electricity made my hair stand up 201 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:13,160 well that's adorable I know I'm like I 202 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:15,480 can have compassion for that kid that's 203 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:17,240 cute as hell 204 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:20,000 1,000% but it's funny because you're 205 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:22,800 like okay so what would you say to like 206 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:25,720 32y old Hannah about this like 32y old 207 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:27,959 Chelsea I'm like man I become so much 208 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:29,760 less kind when I'm like well current me 209 00:09:27,959 --> 00:09:31,120 is like I've never been old than I am 210 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:34,120 now so I should have figured this [ __ ] 211 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:35,360 out already right my my husband like 212 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,040 asked me once he's like what would you 213 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,399 say to current you about that and that 214 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:42,360 was my response and he was like that 215 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:45,959 backfired in a way I did not that didn't 216 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:45,959 go how I think it was going to 217 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:53,399 go oh my God okay so back to Maneater 218 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:55,000 back to Maneater so actually some of 219 00:09:53,399 --> 00:09:59,120 this is really relevant because our main 220 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:02,320 guy Shane has some very intense anxiety 221 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:04,560 okay he has a really tough time being 222 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:07,839 social and that's like a very common 223 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:10,000 theme so he is a witch and he's brand 224 00:10:07,839 --> 00:10:12,440 new to town so this is very 225 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:16,200 Supernatural um and there are lots of 226 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:18,279 different kinds of soups in this world 227 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:19,839 and so is this in and I'm sorry if you 228 00:10:18,279 --> 00:10:22,399 said it and I missed it is this in like 229 00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:25,200 a modern city or is this in like 230 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:26,360 a it's in the 80s that's how we got here 231 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,680 in the first 232 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:30,000 place well no I I still understand that 233 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:33,360 it's the ' 80s but I'm like is this like 234 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:34,920 the 80s in like New York or Milwaukee or 235 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,639 is this like it's a small town it's 236 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:39,880 called Moonville and that's the okay or 237 00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:41,560 maybe not I don't remember the series is 238 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,880 moonveil so maybe this is somewhere else 239 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:45,519 but regardless but a small town smallish 240 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:50,040 town full of 241 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:51,920 soups yes so um he is a private 242 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:54,079 investigator and he's trying to get his 243 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:57,720 business going having just moved to 244 00:10:54,079 --> 00:11:00,000 town and so he is going around to 245 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:04,000 different businesses hanging flyers and 246 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:07,120 stuff like that um and uh he walks into 247 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:09,560 this like new AG shop and he hears 248 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:12,279 people like [ __ ] in the back and he's 249 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:14,440 like I should leave and like knocks over 250 00:11:12,279 --> 00:11:16,200 an entire like stand of stuff and he's 251 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:20,680 like Jesus Christ like oh my God oh my 252 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:23,680 God oh my God and so um I I don't know 253 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:25,639 if there's a way to ever exit something 254 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:27,560 like that without accidentally making 255 00:11:25,639 --> 00:11:30,560 noise no there's no way to do that 256 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:34,320 gracefully no no and he is startled as 257 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:36,880 hell he is a 25-year-old virgin and he's 258 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:39,519 so painfully awkward he's like you've 259 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:41,200 got to be [ __ ] kidding me like I just 260 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:44,839 oh my God like I just want to hang some 261 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,600 flyers like and so I just want to be 262 00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:48,519 able to pay my bills why is this 263 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:51,680 happening I just want to get my business 264 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:54,279 off the ground so the shop owner comes 265 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:56,720 out and immediately recognizes him as 266 00:11:54,279 --> 00:11:59,360 another Supernatural because he spelled 267 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:02,959 the Flyers so that other Supernaturals 268 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:05,480 would know so it be more easy he would 269 00:12:02,959 --> 00:12:07,760 be more easily hired by Supernaturals 270 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:12,680 which is what he wants like calls to 271 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:14,320 like ex yeah so she um is like 272 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:16,680 Absolutely I'll hang this up for you 273 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:19,079 sweetie like you should come to our 274 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:21,920 coven meeting like the next day or 275 00:12:19,079 --> 00:12:24,000 something uh and he really doesn't like 276 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:26,760 social Gatherings but he knows that he 277 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,680 needs to go he's like I have to network 278 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,720 but at what cost he's like well I've 279 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:33,120 been wanting a coven like I want other 280 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:37,160 people to practice with like this is 281 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:39,240 important to me is there any like so he 282 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:41,199 just moved to town was like there like a 283 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:44,079 tragic thing that he was he's just new 284 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:46,199 to town it's never mentioned yeah yeah 285 00:12:44,079 --> 00:12:48,000 get kind nice that it's not mentioned 286 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:50,680 yeah we really don't get much backstory 287 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:53,800 for either character in this but it 288 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:56,720 doesn't feel like the story is any less 289 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:57,800 yes you know engaging well and and I 290 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,480 appreciate that cuz I feel like there 291 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:02,399 are some books where I'm like we didn't 292 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:05,480 need this much backstory and now this 293 00:13:02,399 --> 00:13:08,360 book is like 200 Pages longer than I 294 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:11,360 would like it to be yes and this book is 295 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:13,600 only like 170 I think oh heck yeah yeah 296 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:16,800 it's meant to be more of a Nolla MH 297 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:19,720 entry into the world to set up the 298 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:21,079 actual Series so um so the actual series 299 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:23,720 I'm assuming the books are longer and 300 00:13:21,079 --> 00:13:26,560 this yes yeah the first book is called 301 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:29,560 behold her and I think it's around 400 302 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:32,320 pages okay um but also really good well 303 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:34,480 I know like uh the ice Planet Barbarian 304 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:36,480 series that we just reviewed like each 305 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:39,240 of those books throughout the whole 306 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,920 series I think is and I I I might be off 307 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,720 on this but I think they're all like 308 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:45,440 200ish like they're all of them shorter 309 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:49,959 right but I guess if this is more of the 310 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:52,880 prequel mhm uh she kept it short I I 311 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:54,759 appreciate yeah a prequel in that regard 312 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:57,120 yeah and it's really 313 00:13:54,759 --> 00:14:00,759 like it's really nice the way she sets 314 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:03,560 up the world in the 80s and then brings 315 00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:06,079 it back like in more present day it's 316 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:07,360 just a really cool way that she did it 317 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:11,279 but 318 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:13,240 um poor Shane is so so incredibly 319 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:16,040 awkward and he keeps feeling like this 320 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:19,240 shop owner who's maybe in her 321 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:23,160 40s keeps flirting with him and he keeps 322 00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:25,240 being like surely not I'm misreading 323 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:27,160 that and like just moves on and like 324 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,399 pretends like maybe not like it's okay 325 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:31,639 it's all going to be okay she's just 326 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:34,120 trying to be nice to the new kid in town 327 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:35,959 everything's cool don't be weird so the 328 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:40,639 next day he does show up to the Cen 329 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:44,880 meeting and he immediately is like weird 330 00:14:40,639 --> 00:14:47,199 Vibes in here like I hate it I don't 331 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:50,560 like it because everyone is like 332 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:54,360 checking him out very obviously and 333 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:58,199 making like weirdly sexual comments is 334 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:59,639 it a a witch's coven it is yeah it's a 335 00:14:58,199 --> 00:15:02,839 coven of witches 336 00:14:59,639 --> 00:15:05,040 I wasn't sure if there if if other 337 00:15:02,839 --> 00:15:05,839 Supernaturals Supernaturals had covens 338 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:08,639 as 339 00:15:05,839 --> 00:15:12,759 well that is not disclosed but I don't 340 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:15,600 think so um this one's just witches and 341 00:15:12,759 --> 00:15:17,079 like stuff like one of the guys comes up 342 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,399 and kind of makes a little bit of an 343 00:15:17,079 --> 00:15:21,600 advance with him and he kind of like 344 00:15:19,399 --> 00:15:23,720 backs up and the shop owner who's the 345 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:25,240 only one that he really knows is like oh 346 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:28,000 sweetheart don't worry about him like 347 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:30,600 he's just another appreciator of nice 348 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:33,079 bodies and he's like 349 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:34,680 what well and I also like that we like 350 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:38,079 the shop owner is the only one he really 351 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:40,480 knows does he he like went into her shop 352 00:15:38,079 --> 00:15:41,880 well knows her name like you know like 353 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,360 that's the ex it's not like he's like oh 354 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:48,519 she's a safe space and all this he's 355 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:50,959 like no I've seen her before and that is 356 00:15:48,519 --> 00:15:54,399 the only heard her banging somebody like 357 00:15:50,959 --> 00:15:56,639 that's really all I've got um so he's 358 00:15:54,399 --> 00:16:00,040 like holy 359 00:15:56,639 --> 00:16:01,800 [ __ ] if they brought me here as a virgin 360 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:04,040 sacrifice and he's like no they can't 361 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:06,279 tell I'm a virgin right he's like no 362 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,120 surely they can't tell okay maybe 363 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:10,639 they're just 364 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:12,600 weird he's like moving on he's like I 365 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,199 would be so pissed if I die a virgin 366 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:16,560 it's 367 00:16:14,199 --> 00:16:20,079 unacceptable so that'd be such a weird 368 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:21,480 thing right like like how can they tell 369 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:24,800 like they're all like we smell the 370 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:26,639 Virgin on you can smell it on you that's 371 00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:30,480 why we invited you here we just got a 372 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:30,480 good waft of Virgin 373 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:36,199 um so he they keep talking about this 374 00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:39,040 ceremony they're doing this ceremony 375 00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:42,199 they're doing and he's trying to find 376 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:43,759 like trying to do an Irish exit and like 377 00:16:42,199 --> 00:16:46,319 or say he's going to the bathroom and 378 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:49,680 not come back cuz he's really not 379 00:16:46,319 --> 00:16:51,880 enjoying the energy here but they pull 380 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:54,920 him into a circle but he does not 381 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:58,480 participate in the Chant that they're 382 00:16:54,920 --> 00:17:00,720 doing and um he actually breaks out of 383 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:04,280 the Circle as they 384 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:06,360 finish um what they're doing which is 385 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:09,600 summoning a 386 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:12,160 succubus so they summon a sex demon and 387 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:14,199 it he's like this is the most incredible 388 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:17,039 beautiful creature I've ever seen in my 389 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:19,039 life holy [ __ ] she's got like purple 390 00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:21,439 skin and this long black hair and these 391 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:23,280 big wings and a tail and and she's 392 00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:26,039 topless and she's wearing a glitter 393 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:27,840 thong and platform heels and he's like 394 00:17:26,039 --> 00:17:30,799 what the 395 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:37,320 [ __ ] he's like oh my 396 00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:40,200 god um so not the same at all so similar 397 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:43,559 but different okay well before we 398 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:47,200 actually successfully summoned the 399 00:17:43,559 --> 00:17:49,280 succubus and I was we talking about he 400 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,720 ended up like in the circle but didn't 401 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:53,520 really want to be then just like tried 402 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:55,679 to like bow out of the circle one time 403 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:59,559 when I lived in Nashville a friend 404 00:17:55,679 --> 00:18:01,640 invited me to this house show 405 00:17:59,559 --> 00:18:05,080 cool I'm broke this is a house show I'll 406 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:07,440 go have fun sure um and so at one point 407 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:10,679 one of the artists who was playing at 408 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:13,559 this house show wanted everyone to get 409 00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:16,600 up and like get into a group hug and 410 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:20,080 like sing the song 411 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:23,360 together and everyone from where I was 412 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:25,760 seated was participating and I only knew 413 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:27,720 the friend who had invited me and then 414 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:31,559 suddenly I'm in the circle singing this 415 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:34,400 song and I go where the [ __ ] is 416 00:18:31,559 --> 00:18:36,600 Amanda and Amanda is like on the couch 417 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,679 and she's like hell no I wasn't joining 418 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,600 that circle of people I didn't know you 419 00:18:38,679 --> 00:18:44,280 just left me here and then I was like 420 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:45,880 can I Can I exit gracefully and I was 421 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:48,919 like I think I just have to like back 422 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:51,039 out backwards really quick yeah I just 423 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:53,159 had to let that whole song play out and 424 00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:55,360 then like went to get a drink and then I 425 00:18:53,159 --> 00:18:57,200 just like couldn't get back to my seat 426 00:18:55,360 --> 00:19:01,440 after 427 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:04,480 that similar energy from Shane yes um 428 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:07,120 but no sex demon no sexon that's not 429 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:10,720 what we were trying to do no or maybe it 430 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:13,640 was I think I blacked out a little bit 431 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:16,799 totally fair totally fair and 432 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:19,880 understandable um oh I forgot to mention 433 00:19:16,799 --> 00:19:23,799 so this is dual point of view okay um so 434 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:28,360 next we get l so L is our succubus she 435 00:19:23,799 --> 00:19:31,640 is [ __ ] pissed and um she was working 436 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:34,640 her shift at the strip club on the pole 437 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:39,400 and just vanished Into Thin 438 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:42,799 Air and forced into her demon 439 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:46,320 form I would be very annoyed by that as 440 00:19:42,799 --> 00:19:48,679 well yeah she's real real mad I don't 441 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:50,320 think it like bodily autonomy ever 442 00:19:48,679 --> 00:19:53,000 really I've processed that in that 443 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,760 regard when you're summoning things yeah 444 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:58,440 so that becomes really re relevant 445 00:19:55,760 --> 00:20:02,200 because the leader then begins demanding 446 00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:04,320 that she feed on all of them and [ __ ] 447 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:07,799 all of them or they're not going to let 448 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:10,320 her out of the circle and she's like 449 00:20:07,799 --> 00:20:12,320 dude she's like first of all I don't 450 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:17,200 have time for this second of all like 451 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:18,880 what the [ __ ] like seriously so she has 452 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:22,320 no interest in any of it and that's like 453 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:24,640 some bold assumptions 100% yeah we 454 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:28,480 summoned you so now you have to [ __ ] all 455 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:32,000 of us or you can't leave obviously you 456 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:34,280 want to you're a succubus right and so 457 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,320 um did you see what she was wearing 458 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:38,360 glitter 459 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:40,880 thong well glitter thong and Winks she 460 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:43,480 wanted it she really didn't she didn't 461 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:47,159 she didn't she didn't though and so she 462 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:48,720 is about to just do it like do what she 463 00:20:47,159 --> 00:20:50,799 has to do so that she can go back to 464 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:54,880 work because she does not have time for 465 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:57,159 this when all of a sudden she notices 466 00:20:54,880 --> 00:21:00,480 this really cute red head step into the 467 00:20:57,159 --> 00:21:03,880 break in the circle and he he goes the 468 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:06,320 [ __ ] off he is like how [ __ ] dare you 469 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:10,279 she did not consent to any of this back 470 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:12,200 the [ __ ] away from her and is like like 471 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:14,039 comes riding to the rescue right and 472 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:19,480 like grabs her hand and pulls her out of 473 00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:22,559 the circle um and he's like you are like 474 00:21:19,480 --> 00:21:25,520 this is assault she did not ask to come 475 00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:28,039 to your weird [ __ ] orgy and all of 476 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:31,400 the the other witches are like crying 477 00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:35,440 and they're like we need this she's like 478 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:39,159 we need this okay like no she's like I 479 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:42,600 still didn't consent you weirdos right 480 00:21:39,159 --> 00:21:46,480 like what about uh no I like that their 481 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,960 whole excuses but we're so hard up right 482 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:50,400 like they're all clearly [ __ ] each 483 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:52,559 other too like that's the weird energy 484 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,880 that Shane's picking up on is like they 485 00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:57,679 regularly have weird orgies like they 486 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,480 clearly are fine this is a weird sex 487 00:21:57,679 --> 00:22:02,080 cult 488 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:05,000 so um see I wasn't sure initially if it 489 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:08,200 was going to be like a coven of suc You 490 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:10,720 by yeah yeah yeah or something of that 491 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:15,799 capacity this isn't what I was expecting 492 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:17,679 no me either okay so um she finds Shane 493 00:22:15,799 --> 00:22:20,039 completely endearing because he's doing 494 00:22:17,679 --> 00:22:22,240 his best not to look at her boobs 495 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:25,919 because she's fully topless in her demon 496 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:28,679 form and he's like like laser focused on 497 00:22:25,919 --> 00:22:32,559 her eyes like so like trying so hard not 498 00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:35,200 to look and um then all of a sudden he 499 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:38,919 starts unbuttoning his shirt and she's 500 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:41,640 like okay so like he's giving her his 501 00:22:38,919 --> 00:22:43,760 shirt right but her assumption is he 502 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:45,720 wants his dick sucked because he rescued 503 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,919 her from all the other ones and he's 504 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,159 like it'll be so much easier for me to 505 00:22:47,919 --> 00:22:54,440 focus on your eyes if your tits are 506 00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:56,080 covered yes so she's like okay I get it 507 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,559 like she says it out loud and he's like 508 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,760 no no no no no no no like I just thought 509 00:22:58,559 --> 00:23:01,799 just thought you'd be more comfortable 510 00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,360 we're standing on the sidewalk I just I 511 00:23:01,799 --> 00:23:05,880 just thought you'd be more comfortable 512 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:05,880 with a shirt 513 00:23:07,559 --> 00:23:14,840 on my heart I know I know and he's like 514 00:23:12,799 --> 00:23:16,960 but only if you want you don't have to 515 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:20,559 cover up it's completely okay just 516 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:24,320 whatever you want whatever you want um 517 00:23:20,559 --> 00:23:26,559 and she is like blown away that he is so 518 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:29,720 thoughtful and like not trying to get 519 00:23:26,559 --> 00:23:33,360 anything from her and so so um he keeps 520 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:37,320 calling her ma'am and she's very into 521 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:40,600 that um so then he offers her a ride 522 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:45,360 back to work um and does she live in 523 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:46,919 town yes okay yes everybody's local um 524 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:51,120 and 525 00:23:46,919 --> 00:23:53,360 um he is still like just adorably 526 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:56,000 self-righteously angry on her behalf and 527 00:23:53,360 --> 00:23:57,679 she's like it's really okay like I'm a 528 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:59,840 succubus it happens all the time he's 529 00:23:57,679 --> 00:24:03,799 like absolutely the [ __ ] not it's okay 530 00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:05,279 like no way also I'm just going to like 531 00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:07,520 if they want to [ __ ] us succubus that 532 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:09,080 bad they can just go to the strip club 533 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,480 yeah well and she I mean she still has 534 00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:14,240 to consent I just mean like they don't 535 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:15,960 need to like summon her from across town 536 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:19,360 right I thought when we were summoning 537 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:21,400 someone no they were far further away no 538 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:25,799 she wasn't like in the demon realm 539 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:31,640 having a great time yes no 540 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:33,200 um yeah so he is like going off about I 541 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:34,600 can't believe they would just assume 542 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,880 that you would [ __ ] them because you're 543 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:40,200 a succubus and then he's like of course 544 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:41,960 you can if you want to obviously you can 545 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:44,240 do whatever you want but it should be 546 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:44,240 what you 547 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:51,520 want and so um she is just like really 548 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:53,960 taken by how adorable he is and so she 549 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:57,039 invites him to come to the strip club 550 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:59,000 the next night to see her 551 00:24:57,039 --> 00:25:01,840 um and 552 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:03,840 um it's then the next night like she 553 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,679 gets out of the car it's very cute she's 554 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,799 like so are we going to like bang in 555 00:25:05,679 --> 00:25:09,480 your car then he's like no no no I've 556 00:25:07,799 --> 00:25:11,279 enjoyed this time we've had together 557 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:13,200 because she still doesn't believe him 558 00:25:11,279 --> 00:25:16,240 that he's like really this kind and 559 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:19,399 sweet and so the next night she's 560 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:21,919 working and it's like getting on 11: 561 00:25:19,399 --> 00:25:24,880 11:30 and she's like ah he's not going 562 00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:27,120 to come like this really sucks I feel so 563 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:30,120 emotionally invested in this I know 564 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:31,679 right um and I didn't even read this one 565 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:34,559 I know I'm going to add it to my list 566 00:25:31,679 --> 00:25:38,440 now it's really good so she's like 567 00:25:34,559 --> 00:25:39,760 really disappointed and like the other 568 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,480 the like the bartender and some of the 569 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,600 other dancers can tell some things off 570 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:45,480 and she's like well like I met this guy 571 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,880 and I really thought like but it's okay 572 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:51,440 it's okay well Shane has been outside in 573 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:54,200 his car for an hour trying to work up 574 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:55,799 the nerve to go inside because he's like 575 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:59,919 maybe she doesn't actually want me to be 576 00:25:55,799 --> 00:26:01,679 here like maybe she just felt bad like I 577 00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:03,520 don't want to make her feel weird but 578 00:26:01,679 --> 00:26:05,320 then she did invite me so maybe she does 579 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,799 want me to be here she does still have 580 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:10,240 my shirt she told me I should come back 581 00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:13,039 for her shirt well and he's like cannot 582 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:15,600 the anxiety is like off the 583 00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:18,440 chain 584 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:21,039 that it hurts my heart when people live 585 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:25,000 with that level of anxiety all the time 586 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:26,360 I know like it is exhausting it and I 587 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,399 know some people can like get annoyed 588 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,960 and they're like just make a [ __ ] 589 00:26:27,399 --> 00:26:33,399 decision and like just and I'm like 590 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:35,440 that's not how this works if I could I 591 00:26:33,399 --> 00:26:37,000 would yes because thankfully I'm not 592 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,919 like this all the time and I've done a 593 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:41,760 lot of work on it but I absolutely have 594 00:26:38,919 --> 00:26:43,279 had moments like this where it's like 595 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,760 paralyzing and it's really hard to 596 00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:48,039 explain if you haven't experienced it 597 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,520 but like plus his little heart he works 598 00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:53,080 his nerve up and he's like I'm doing 599 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:56,159 this and he goes in hell yeah and the 600 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:58,960 bouncer is like enjoy your night kid 601 00:26:56,159 --> 00:27:00,720 like he's so he's freaking out so so bad 602 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,679 like everybody can tell and the 603 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:06,000 bartender is like is this your first 604 00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:07,919 time honey and he's like well yeah and 605 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,039 she's like well I can call over so and 606 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:11,600 so like if you just want to talk like I 607 00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:13,760 bet she would love that and he's like no 608 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,919 no no I'm actually here for someone I'm 609 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:20,360 looking for someone specific and she's 610 00:27:15,919 --> 00:27:22,760 like you're here for candy and he's like 611 00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:26,960 um 612 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:32,399 yes he's like is that her name is that L 613 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:34,320 like yes and so um he is about to like 614 00:27:32,399 --> 00:27:36,679 fully lose his [ __ ] and like just back 615 00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:39,039 out when the bartender is like hey 616 00:27:36,679 --> 00:27:40,760 sweetie before this next dancer comes 617 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:43,559 out maybe go see if you can get a spot 618 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:46,159 near the front Okay and he's like 619 00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:48,159 what and of course it's l and she comes 620 00:27:46,159 --> 00:27:49,760 out and essentially dances just for him 621 00:27:48,159 --> 00:27:51,159 and he's like this is the most 622 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,679 incredible thing that has ever happened 623 00:27:51,159 --> 00:27:55,760 to me like be cool everybody be cool 624 00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:57,760 like sh sh you're gonna [ __ ] this up 625 00:27:55,760 --> 00:28:01,200 everybody shut the [ __ ] up like oh my 626 00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:06,039 God so Ella is so excited that he's here 627 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:07,960 and um he's just this adorably sexy nerd 628 00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:11,960 that's a little rumpled and obviously 629 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:14,480 very very nervous and um she's worried 630 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,519 that he's not actually into her because 631 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:18,080 she keeps like going to like touch him a 632 00:28:16,519 --> 00:28:21,600 little bit or like do whatever and he's 633 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:23,279 like locking up and she's like Shane if 634 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,039 you're not into me that's really okay 635 00:28:23,279 --> 00:28:26,440 sweetheart like you can just tell me I 636 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:29,799 don't mean to make you uncomfortable 637 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:33,120 he's like no no no no no no no please 638 00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:36,600 don't stop he like oh my god well do you 639 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:39,519 remember my so-called life yes I just 640 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:42,559 remember there was a scene where it was 641 00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:45,240 like the narration of from like the 642 00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:48,200 nerdy dude's point of view his name is 643 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:50,720 escaping me but the girl put her arm or 644 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:53,279 her hand on his arm and like the voice 645 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:56,559 over was like finally my first direction 646 00:28:53,279 --> 00:28:59,399 from actual female contact like 647 00:28:56,559 --> 00:29:01,240 literally yes truly yes and he's like 648 00:28:59,399 --> 00:29:04,120 I'm just really trying to not embarrass 649 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:08,960 myself by having you you touch me cuz I 650 00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:11,519 will get too excited yes and so um he 651 00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:13,720 like he's like but here's the thing is 652 00:29:11,519 --> 00:29:15,080 like you're a goddess and I just want to 653 00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,559 get to know you and I want to take you 654 00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,960 out for coffee and just learn more about 655 00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:20,640 you what makes you laugh and then I want 656 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,000 to take you out to dinner and learn all 657 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,640 of your hopes and dreams and like and 658 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:26,480 he's just like on and on and she's like 659 00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:30,640 okay honey we're going to go to the 660 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:32,440 champagne room okay and he's like okay 661 00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:34,960 he's like I think I brought enough money 662 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,840 and she's like no sweetheart you can you 663 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,559 can pay me if you want to and I'll give 664 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,960 it back at the end if it's hotter for 665 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:42,679 you if if you're paying for it okay and 666 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,200 he's like 667 00:29:42,679 --> 00:29:47,919 okay he like does not know what to do 668 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:51,679 with himself he's like freaking the [ __ ] 669 00:29:47,919 --> 00:29:55,720 out and so um L decides she's going to 670 00:29:51,679 --> 00:29:57,120 give him a lap dance um but he's like 671 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:59,279 you have to promise to go get that 672 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,360 coffee with me though before you do that 673 00:29:59,279 --> 00:30:04,039 and she's like seriously he's like no 674 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:07,360 like for real like you have to 675 00:30:04,039 --> 00:30:09,440 promise and so she gets very dominant 676 00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:14,480 she tells him like to cover the cameras 677 00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:16,240 with his magic um and then she's like 678 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,000 and now you're going to make me come and 679 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,080 he's 680 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:26,159 like yes 681 00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:29,600 ma'am I I captain and so um he he gets 682 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:31,919 real like weird and she's like what's 683 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:33,600 wrong and he's like I just I just need 684 00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:36,159 you to tell me what to do I've never and 685 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,440 then he like locks up and he's like I 686 00:30:36,159 --> 00:30:40,240 just want to make sure I'm doing what 687 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:42,600 you like and she's like okay and gives 688 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:44,559 him step-by-step instructions to an 689 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:48,080 incredible orgasm for 690 00:30:44,559 --> 00:30:50,399 her and she goes to return the favor 691 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,159 like he's fingering her or whatever she 692 00:30:50,399 --> 00:30:55,039 goes to return the favor and he's like 693 00:30:52,159 --> 00:30:58,840 no no I'm okay and she's like you don't 694 00:30:55,039 --> 00:31:01,240 you don't want me to and he's like um 695 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:04,080 I already 696 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:06,080 um cuz just touching you was so amazing 697 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:09,080 and all the sounds you made were really 698 00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:11,880 incredible and um I'm I'm 699 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:13,880 good but I 700 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:19,000 know I 701 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:21,200 know and she's like holy [ __ ] like he 702 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:22,960 was in that into my pleasure like I've 703 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,639 never been with anybody everybody 704 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:28,519 assumes like I'm a succubus and 705 00:31:25,639 --> 00:31:30,039 like I'll just enjoy whatever 706 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:33,240 right whatever you do to me is going to 707 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:36,159 be fine um and so she's like this is 708 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:37,559 amazing and I'm so excited for coffee 709 00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:41,559 she's like I'm glad I said yes to the 710 00:31:37,559 --> 00:31:43,320 coffee now yeah so then um and he's 711 00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:46,639 literally just 712 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:50,440 like uh like open the window and I feel 713 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:51,559 the breeze and I jiz in my pants 100% 714 00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:55,200 he's 715 00:31:51,559 --> 00:31:57,080 like very embarrassed but also like kind 716 00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,360 of laughing a little bit about it as 717 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,200 well like 718 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,039 so he's a good sport about all of it and 719 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,840 she teases him a little and it's all 720 00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:07,240 very cute I'll say 721 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:10,799 this it feels endearing how you're 722 00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:15,120 describing how it's written right yes 723 00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:16,120 and I don't know how I would handle that 724 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,919 in the 725 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:22,440 moment right that's a very good point 726 00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:23,679 that's a very good point yeah cuz I'm 727 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:27,000 like oh reading about I'm like oh this 728 00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:28,720 is so sweet and like and that's very 729 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,760 much how it set up 730 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:35,760 right yeah but in real life but in real 731 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:37,519 life I'm like I I don't know like that's 732 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:42,559 not a situation I automatically know how 733 00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:44,480 to navigate right right well she's like 734 00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:47,000 would you like me to go get your shirt 735 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,519 from last night for you so you can hold 736 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:51,320 it in front of yourself when you walk 737 00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:53,760 out he's like no that's okay you can 738 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:55,720 keep it he like does a little spell and 739 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,480 like scurries out and she's like this is 740 00:32:55,720 --> 00:33:02,159 [ __ ] adorable which I I think is kind 741 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,720 of like what she's into like she's got a 742 00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:08,480 little bit of like a 743 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:11,360 Dom almost mommy kind of energy and so I 744 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:13,120 think that she likes that that he's like 745 00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,320 a little bit like he's not as 746 00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:18,440 experienced and he's you know figuring 747 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:20,919 it out and super willing and sweet I 748 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,679 think she's into it I think if it were 749 00:33:20,919 --> 00:33:25,200 not that energy it would be like 750 00:33:23,679 --> 00:33:27,559 seriously well literally what I was just 751 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:29,600 thinking was I'm like I feel like that's 752 00:33:27,559 --> 00:33:31,360 the only way to play it if that's where 753 00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,399 you're at because if you're like not 754 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,919 that experienced and you're trying to be 755 00:33:33,399 --> 00:33:38,000 respectful and figured 756 00:33:34,919 --> 00:33:40,840 out you can only play it as like the 757 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,919 show me what you like right because when 758 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,240 you try and play it as I know what I'm 759 00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:46,760 doing and then everyone's like oh no not 760 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:52,519 that 761 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:55,480 right no oh that not there there not 762 00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:58,679 that like it's a lot of that 763 00:33:55,480 --> 00:34:00,000 conversation right to the left 764 00:33:58,679 --> 00:34:03,639 take it back now 765 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:08,280 y'all one hop this 766 00:34:03,639 --> 00:34:10,440 time actually kind of but anyway um yes 767 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,399 I do think it's just like a general like 768 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:15,040 if you're inexperienced there is 769 00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:18,000 something about just like owning that in 770 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,399 an authentic way versus being like I 771 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,040 know what you like and you're like but 772 00:34:19,399 --> 00:34:24,440 you really don't right but that's often 773 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,240 true of like any new partner regardless 774 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:28,560 of how much experience you have like not 775 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,720 everybody likes the same things 776 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:33,520 everybody's different and so which is 777 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:35,800 also a very funny thing in because in 778 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:38,760 all of the books pretty much every 779 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:40,879 single one yep it's like electric from 780 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:44,119 the jump it's never been like this with 781 00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:47,040 another partner before and I'm like I 782 00:34:44,119 --> 00:34:49,240 don't know if there's ever been a time 783 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,240 where like the very first sexual 784 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:55,679 interaction I was like we're just in 785 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:59,560 each other Souls right no notes like no 786 00:34:55,679 --> 00:35:02,920 there are there are lots of notes you 787 00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:06,000 not lots of not lots of notes at least 788 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:08,079 two usually you know not lot even if one 789 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,760 of them is good job right but like there 790 00:35:08,079 --> 00:35:13,400 are 791 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:15,599 notes versus the books of just like 792 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:17,680 incredible the whole time well and I 793 00:35:15,599 --> 00:35:20,040 think that's part of why I liked this is 794 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:23,079 like they're very obvious with their 795 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:26,520 communication with each other both ways 796 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:29,560 about it um and so it felt more 797 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:31,680 approachable like more authentic in it 798 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:33,560 well it also seems like if like if she 799 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,960 has a little bit of like the Dom mommy 800 00:35:33,560 --> 00:35:37,880 stuff there's also just 801 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:41,119 something I appreciate the approach to 802 00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:43,680 like her being a succubus that's 803 00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:47,119 not what everyone thinks of as like the 804 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:49,520 stereotypes and she's like no I like I 805 00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:52,240 like to be treated kindly right with 806 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:54,560 respect is cool yeah big fan but it is 807 00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,560 interesting because until she got 808 00:35:54,560 --> 00:36:00,599 summoned across town and was annoyed I'd 809 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:03,000 never really thought before about mhm uh 810 00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:06,119 what demons were doing when you summoned 811 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:08,040 them what you were interrupting right 812 00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:10,359 like some poor schmuck is like having 813 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,359 coffee minding his own business trying 814 00:36:10,359 --> 00:36:13,720 to have 815 00:36:11,359 --> 00:36:17,000 breakfast like what do you need now we 816 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:19,000 all need to [ __ ] you damn it I just I 817 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,880 just poured that cup like I really just 818 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,400 wanted to finish my eggs you guys Jesus 819 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:25,680 Christ 820 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:30,119 like I was at a 821 00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:35,119 funeral I don't know why that wherewe I 822 00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:37,319 went okay kind of um so he anyway he 823 00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:39,680 does a little spell and scurries out 824 00:36:37,319 --> 00:36:41,960 scurries away and he she writes down her 825 00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,839 number he's going to call her all that 826 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:48,800 because again this is the 80s so it's 827 00:36:44,839 --> 00:36:51,599 land lines all around so um Shane plays 828 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,359 Dungeons and Dragons with his friends um 829 00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:55,000 none of them are witches they're all 830 00:36:53,359 --> 00:36:56,960 varying kinds of 831 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:58,800 Supernatural and um wonder if that 832 00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,359 experience if that changes your 833 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:04,720 experience of playing Dungeons and 834 00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:08,040 Dragons I imagine that it might um but I 835 00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:10,160 don't know um forever and always I will 836 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,680 love that keym peel sketch Dungeons and 837 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:15,079 Dragons and [ __ ] 838 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,480 yes it's a classic I haven't thought 839 00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:19,200 about that in ages I'm going to have to 840 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:20,720 go watch it again I'm probably we can do 841 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:23,359 that when we stop recording this we 842 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:25,200 should do that because it's it's Peak 843 00:37:23,359 --> 00:37:27,160 Excellence I just remember when he like 844 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:30,640 rolls the dice and he's like a lot of 845 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:33,800 titties fall out like something 846 00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:36,960 yes and they're all like 847 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:39,480 yeah they're like oh a cool dude is 848 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:43,160 playing with us okay he's like we're 849 00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:46,240 going to the strip club in Dungeons and 850 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:48,400 Dragons all right once sorry I keep 851 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:50,319 taking us off topic no it's I'm I'm 852 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:52,119 liking it it's good oh well thank you 853 00:37:50,319 --> 00:37:55,440 you're welcome so we're playing Dungeons 854 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:58,640 and Dragons with our friends and um his 855 00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,359 best friend encourages him um to call El 856 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:03,079 again because he has called and left a 857 00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:04,560 message and it's been a couple days and 858 00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:06,760 she hasn't called back and he's like 859 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:08,240 [ __ ] he's like so should I call her 860 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,960 again like he doesn't have really any 861 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:12,839 experience dating and so he's like is 862 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:14,319 calling her again weird like is she it's 863 00:38:12,839 --> 00:38:17,240 not a double text if it's been several 864 00:38:14,319 --> 00:38:18,880 days right exactly does get that 865 00:38:17,240 --> 00:38:21,839 whatever the 80s equivalent of a double 866 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:24,040 text was calling twice in a row probably 867 00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:26,359 so his best friend is like listen dude 868 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:29,000 if you really like her call her again 869 00:38:26,359 --> 00:38:31,960 one more time and if she doesn't respond 870 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:34,680 then that's that's your answer right and 871 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,720 so he makes the call and Ella is so 872 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,440 excited to hear from him she's like oh 873 00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:41,280 my God this is amazing I'm so glad you 874 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:43,560 called again you didn't leave your 875 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:45,880 number when you left that 876 00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:49,359 message and he's 877 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:53,240 like yeah I too am glad I called again 878 00:38:49,359 --> 00:38:56,160 yeah he's like oh right so they make a 879 00:38:53,240 --> 00:38:58,920 date for the next day um and he is so 880 00:38:56,160 --> 00:39:01,359 excited but then he's like oh my God 881 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:04,280 like I have a really hard time like 882 00:39:01,359 --> 00:39:08,920 controlling myself around her I should 883 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:11,920 cast a spell on my dick so that I won't 884 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:14,640 just randomly get hard as soon as I see 885 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,319 her cuz that would be weird Okay so not 886 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,240 quite the 887 00:39:16,319 --> 00:39:22,960 same we're going to put that on a 888 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:26,599 t-shirt not quite the 889 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:28,079 same I once heard this story of a of 890 00:39:26,599 --> 00:39:29,400 like a middle school freshman in high 891 00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:31,720 school I don't know someone young was 892 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:33,880 about to lose their virginity and they 893 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:35,200 like planned with their like girlfriend 894 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:37,880 that they were going to do it after 895 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:42,040 school that day so they put the condom 896 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:44,319 on in the morning yes yes that one 897 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:47,000 oh oh 898 00:39:44,319 --> 00:39:50,400 kiddo no no 899 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:53,280 no just wore it all day comprehensive 900 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,720 sex education is important you guys like 901 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:59,200 just for the record even if you believe 902 00:39:55,720 --> 00:40:02,119 abstinence is the the option is the 903 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,520 right choice comprehensive sex education 904 00:40:02,119 --> 00:40:06,800 is still necessary yeah it's necessary 905 00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,359 and important and to be fair I don't 906 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,280 think that anybody who believes in 907 00:40:08,359 --> 00:40:14,160 abstinence only is listening to this 908 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:15,760 podcast pretty sure they they were 909 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:19,160 weeded out from the 910 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:22,680 top like if you are going to prove us 911 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:25,560 wrong on that front hit me up please do 912 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:29,319 yeah yeah I have questions I would like 913 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:31,240 to know you but anyway 914 00:40:29,319 --> 00:40:33,640 so Ella is super 915 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:36,359 excited um and she tells her cousin all 916 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,400 about it and there's some illusion to 917 00:40:36,359 --> 00:40:40,839 like Elle has some baggage from previous 918 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:43,480 relationships where guys really kind of 919 00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:46,480 disparaged her because she's a succubus 920 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:49,400 into thinking that like you know she was 921 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:51,839 basically like a super [ __ ] and you know 922 00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:53,079 whatever people treating you shitty 923 00:40:51,839 --> 00:40:57,079 because they're making assumptions about 924 00:40:53,079 --> 00:40:59,040 you based on your appearance 100% yeah 925 00:40:57,079 --> 00:41:01,200 so really grabby with a woman because of 926 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,800 how she looks it's almost like this is a 927 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:06,119 social commentary a little bit yeah yeah 928 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:09,079 yeah oh 929 00:41:06,119 --> 00:41:12,760 what um so her cousin just tells her to 930 00:41:09,079 --> 00:41:16,400 be careful she's like the cousin um who 931 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:19,119 uses they them pronouns um says you know 932 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:20,560 I love you and I want you to be careful 933 00:41:19,119 --> 00:41:24,319 like I'm glad you have somebody that you 934 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:27,480 really like please be careful so I think 935 00:41:24,319 --> 00:41:31,440 that is valid feedback very much so we 936 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:34,400 very much fans of the cousin um so Shane 937 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:36,079 decides to bring flowers and then he's 938 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,440 like oh my God that's really weird is 939 00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,560 that weird for a first day to bring 940 00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:40,160 flowers that feels like it might be 941 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:42,000 weird but I have already had my fingers 942 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,520 inside of her so maybe flowers are okay 943 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,119 he's like I don't know and he's about to 944 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,880 like Chuck them cuz he's already rang 945 00:41:47,119 --> 00:41:51,960 the bell so he's about to like Chuck 946 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:54,480 them when she opens the door um because 947 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:56,599 the pink is the same color like the 948 00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:59,839 dusty like rose pink is like the same 949 00:41:56,599 --> 00:42:02,079 color as her skin in demon form and so 950 00:41:59,839 --> 00:42:06,920 he thought of her and so she's just 951 00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:09,480 super touched oh my God he's so I know 952 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,839 and um he says oh hey by the way like 953 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:12,599 you know we're about to go for coffee 954 00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:15,480 whatever but just so you know I'm going 955 00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:18,520 to report the coven to the Paranormal 956 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:20,520 Council in town and she's like really 957 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:23,640 he's like yes yeah like what they did 958 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:25,640 wasn't okay yeah and she is like 959 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:28,599 flabbergasted that he would do that 960 00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,520 because no one has ever done anything 961 00:42:28,599 --> 00:42:33,520 like that for her in the 962 00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:36,480 past um and so then they talk some more 963 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:40,400 about um Sam Hayne which is a witch 964 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:44,000 holiday coming up and um Shane doesn't 965 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:46,000 really have plans but um cousen Z often 966 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,640 throws a party that usually devolves 967 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:51,400 into an orgy they're all succub so they 968 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,520 just kind of do whatever they want um 969 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:56,160 and he offers to go with her if she 970 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,079 wants and she's like you'd be into that 971 00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:00,240 and he's thinking like 972 00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:02,880 surely they will have snacks and I can 973 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:05,079 hang out by the snacks while Elle has a 974 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,880 great time and then when she's ready to 975 00:43:05,079 --> 00:43:10,880 go I can leave with her and we'll just 976 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:13,480 I'll get to meet her cousin and her 977 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,240 friends do you want to go to this orgy 978 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,400 with 979 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:20,720 me what's the snack situation honestly 980 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:23,800 like he gets 981 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:26,680 it um and so they just have a really 982 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:28,960 cute first date and um it lots of 983 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:31,040 getting to to know you Elle is worried 984 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:33,119 that she's too boring when she tells him 985 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:35,880 like she just wants like a house and a 986 00:43:33,119 --> 00:43:40,280 pet and some kids and like to live her 987 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:43,079 life and Shane's like same like 988 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:45,599 soulmates like he's so like hard eyes 989 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:48,599 about the whole thing um and 990 00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:52,079 so um Shane is like oh you'd be a great 991 00:43:48,599 --> 00:43:53,559 mom and she's like really seriously 992 00:43:52,079 --> 00:43:55,480 because in the past like when she's 993 00:43:53,559 --> 00:43:57,599 mentioned wanting kids to Partners they 994 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,599 have immediately been like you'd have to 995 00:43:57,599 --> 00:44:02,920 stop being such a dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] for 996 00:43:59,599 --> 00:44:05,559 that like just really hateful things so 997 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,680 the fact that he is kind to her but also 998 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:10,920 clearly genuine about it is like 999 00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:16,000 mind-blowing for her it's unfortunate 1000 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:18,920 how often basic levels of kindness are 1001 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:22,079 uh y the bar is on the floor and people 1002 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:25,960 still trip over it yep like it is wild 1003 00:44:22,079 --> 00:44:28,160 yep yep um but that's kind of the whole 1004 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:31,760 thing through this is that Shane really 1005 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:34,880 does raise the bar in my opinion 1006 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:39,359 repeatedly um but they get to know more 1007 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:41,040 about each other she's 37 he's 25 um 1008 00:44:39,359 --> 00:44:43,160 they both have longer lifespans they 1009 00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:45,280 don't live like forever forever but they 1010 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:49,359 live longer than normal 1011 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:54,800 humans um and so she invites him back to 1012 00:44:49,359 --> 00:44:56,680 her place and um he's really excited but 1013 00:44:54,800 --> 00:45:00,079 he's realizing that the spell he cast on 1014 00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:01,680 his dick sick didn't work and so he has 1015 00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:03,440 been walking around with like a raging 1016 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:07,079 boner this whole time he's like super 1017 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:11,079 super love that for me great I shouldn't 1018 00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:13,119 cast dick magic at 4:00 a.m. got it like 1019 00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:16,040 might wear off took him that long to 1020 00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:20,640 like find the spell 1021 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:23,760 so so um I would have uh done the dick 1022 00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:27,480 magic sooner but it took me a while if I 1023 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:30,200 had only known so El gives him this 1024 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:34,079 incredible [ __ ] and it turns out the 1025 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:37,400 spell did in fact work he can't come so 1026 00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:40,000 he just stays hard and she's like oh my 1027 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:44,040 God like are you not into this right now 1028 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:46,480 like what is happening and 1029 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:49,640 um I also Imagine that's a weird thing 1030 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:52,359 for her as someone who's like their 1031 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:55,359 sexualness is just like their thing 1032 00:45:52,359 --> 00:45:57,920 their thing like it's innate to every 1033 00:45:55,359 --> 00:46:01,200 fiber of their being he just like blurts 1034 00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:02,200 out I can't come and she's like well 1035 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,960 okay 1036 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:07,040 then she's like well then I will stop 1037 00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:09,559 torturing you and he's like thank you oh 1038 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:13,839 my God like he's like oh my god do you 1039 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:15,920 remember the movie Crazy Stupid Love Yes 1040 00:46:13,839 --> 00:46:17,720 when they go to the like the School 1041 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,400 parent teacher conference and Steve 1042 00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:22,720 Carell had [ __ ] merca to and she's 1043 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:26,240 like yeah the kind of guy who lets a 1044 00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:27,680 woman go downtown for 45 minutes because 1045 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:30,640 he was nerous 1046 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:35,400 and Juliana Mo's like 1047 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:39,079 ew my God my your poor jaw like honestly 1048 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:41,920 yeah 45 minutes like are there water 1049 00:46:39,079 --> 00:46:43,880 breaks for that I'm like that's really 1050 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,920 where you're like this is a hand job and 1051 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:50,559 my mouth is on the end like this is yeah 1052 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,559 we're phoning it in at that point 1053 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:55,839 like far too long my my jaw would not 1054 00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:58,319 survive well I would lose my number one 1055 00:46:55,839 --> 00:47:00,240 dick sucker 1056 00:46:58,319 --> 00:47:03,880 trophy if you listen to ice Planet 1057 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:06,200 barbarians if not check it out or don't 1058 00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:09,240 and just live in the Curiosity of why 1059 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:11,040 Hannah is going around being like number 1060 00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:14,000 one dick sucker right here and you're 1061 00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:15,599 like wow that's a lot of confidence I 1062 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,880 I'm saying I would lose my number one 1063 00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:20,559 dick sucker at that point I'd be like 1064 00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:22,240 listen it's not worth 1065 00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:26,400 it 1066 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:28,839 yeah I don't know what my time limit is 1067 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:32,280 but it's it's def not 45 minutes 1068 00:47:28,839 --> 00:47:34,000 definitely 45 yeah definitely less than 1069 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:37,359 godp speed to you if you're like no I 1070 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:38,760 feel like I could go for 45 how can you 1071 00:47:37,359 --> 00:47:40,800 I don't know if I want you to teach me 1072 00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:44,079 but I do have some questions I'm like 1073 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:47,000 can you get TMJ from that like i' be 1074 00:47:44,079 --> 00:47:48,800 like concerned about long-term Health 1075 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:50,960 ramifications you're like listen I have 1076 00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:52,599 a bit of lock jaw that's not going to be 1077 00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:58,960 a problem is 1078 00:47:52,599 --> 00:48:01,720 it oh no mm- not good not good uh um so 1079 00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:04,839 anyway so he blurts out I can't come yes 1080 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:06,200 and then she's like Okie do so then he 1081 00:48:04,839 --> 00:48:08,640 basically tells the whole story that 1082 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:10,240 he's a virgin and he was nervous about 1083 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:14,000 this whole thing and that's how that 1084 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:15,800 happened and um she decides that she's 1085 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:18,400 going to tell him a secret since he told 1086 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:22,000 her a secret and she says that no one 1087 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:26,040 has ever been in love with her before um 1088 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:29,559 and he is like what how is that possible 1089 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:34,079 he's like not possible not in love with 1090 00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:38,040 her right yeah yeah um so 1091 00:48:34,079 --> 00:48:41,160 um Shane is with his best friend they're 1092 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:43,599 they're doing something and um he like 1093 00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:46,400 blurts out to his best friend that who 1094 00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:48,920 is a wolf shifter that he is really 1095 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:50,839 nervous to go out to dinner with her 1096 00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,520 like he's a virgin he has no experience 1097 00:48:50,839 --> 00:48:54,680 he doesn't know what to do d d d he's 1098 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,040 freaking out freaking out and his buddy 1099 00:48:54,680 --> 00:49:00,520 is like whoa 1100 00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:03,680 he's like okay okay sit 1101 00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:06,799 down we have work to 1102 00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,760 do and he gives him like a crash course 1103 00:49:06,799 --> 00:49:11,640 in eating [ __ ] he's like here you go 1104 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:13,040 Bud he's like my ex was not with me for 1105 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:16,920 as long as she was because of my 1106 00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:18,960 personality let's be honest 1107 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:23,520 like I know what I was bringing to the 1108 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:27,760 table Yeah 100% so the dinner date goes 1109 00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:30,119 great um and they do cute little secret 1110 00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:33,559 swap like that becomes their thing and 1111 00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:36,880 he's like I'm bisexual and she's like me 1112 00:49:33,559 --> 00:49:38,799 too like Okie do and he's like oh thank 1113 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,160 God she's like have people made you feel 1114 00:49:38,799 --> 00:49:43,960 uncomfortable about that and they have 1115 00:49:40,160 --> 00:49:46,880 like a cute little bonding thing um so 1116 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:49,319 L's secret because that was not her 1117 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:51,319 secret is that she wants this is not 1118 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:53,160 relevant to the story but is hilarious 1119 00:49:51,319 --> 00:49:55,160 she once accidentally peed on someone 1120 00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:57,720 during a lap 1121 00:49:55,160 --> 00:50:03,000 dance and she's 1122 00:49:57,720 --> 00:50:05,680 like he's like L how why what the [ __ ] 1123 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,000 and he's like crying he's laughing so 1124 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,520 hard and so she tells him the story that 1125 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 like it was a really busy shift and she 1126 00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,000 didn't realize she had to pee until she 1127 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:15,119 was halfway through and it wasn't like a 1128 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,200 full thing but like he tickled her and 1129 00:50:15,119 --> 00:50:18,480 so a little bit came out and I tried to 1130 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:21,200 tell him that I squirted but I don't 1131 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:21,200 think he believed 1132 00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:31,040 me incredible it's so good it's so good 1133 00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:32,680 and so then he's like after that he like 1134 00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:35,520 would you like to come back to my place 1135 00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:41,440 and she's like 1136 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:44,559 yes it's just so cute um question 1137 00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:51,119 mhm cuz I I don't know much about 1138 00:50:44,559 --> 00:50:52,799 succubus mhm uh do like anatomically are 1139 00:50:51,119 --> 00:50:54,200 there differences cuz I know when she's 1140 00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:57,040 in her demon form her skin is a 1141 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:59,000 different color so 1142 00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:03,240 we will get to the specifics of it but 1143 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:05,319 yes okay um she has wings she has a tail 1144 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:07,839 in her demon form her demon form in her 1145 00:51:05,319 --> 00:51:09,720 human form she's like regular you know 1146 00:51:07,839 --> 00:51:12,280 when you said she was in a glitter thong 1147 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:15,079 and had wings but was in her demon form 1148 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:17,880 I was deaf imagining like Victoria 1149 00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:21,720 Secret it didn't like compute that WIS 1150 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:23,520 for her act yes I was like oh yeah I 1151 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:25,799 didn't even think for her dance number 1152 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:27,640 it like didn't dawn on me that they were 1153 00:51:25,799 --> 00:51:30,680 attached to her person yeah no that's 1154 00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:32,880 part of her person okay so Shane they 1155 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:36,319 get back to his place and he asks 1156 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,920 permission to eat her out um and she's 1157 00:51:36,319 --> 00:51:42,040 like 1158 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:44,000 yeah like okay and so she gives him a 1159 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:47,720 little bit of instruction but like he is 1160 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:50,760 a champ and um clearly has a little bit 1161 00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:53,480 of a praise King going on and as soon as 1162 00:51:50,760 --> 00:51:56,720 she comes he's like may I please do that 1163 00:51:53,480 --> 00:52:00,280 again and she's like Jesus Christ like 1164 00:51:56,720 --> 00:52:04,319 this the perfect man like oh my 1165 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:06,680 god um so then um a few days later Shane 1166 00:52:04,319 --> 00:52:09,799 is having a party with his D and D 1167 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,880 friends for Halloween um he is super I 1168 00:52:09,799 --> 00:52:13,440 love that he made some friends when he 1169 00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:15,440 moved to town he did he did he needed 1170 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,000 witch friends or thought he needed witch 1171 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,720 friends but he did have a couple of 1172 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:22,559 people that he was getting close to well 1173 00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:26,079 he he might need witch friends but like 1174 00:52:22,559 --> 00:52:28,839 not witch friends that are like also 1175 00:52:26,079 --> 00:52:30,720 like a secret sex call yeah no he 1176 00:52:28,839 --> 00:52:32,720 literally at one point in the book is 1177 00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:34,559 like I am literally never speaking to 1178 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:40,520 another witch 1179 00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:41,960 again never again um but anyway so he is 1180 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:44,480 having this D and D party at his 1181 00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:49,359 apartment with his friends for Halloween 1182 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:51,240 uh he is super obsessed with L and um 1183 00:52:49,359 --> 00:52:53,640 bummed he can't see her cuz she's 1184 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:56,119 working but he finally tells his best 1185 00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:58,000 friend that she's a succubus cuz at this 1186 00:52:56,119 --> 00:53:01,400 point he did not know that and he's like 1187 00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:03,799 Jesus what he's like a succubus dude 1188 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:07,480 like oh my God so he's freaking 1189 00:53:03,799 --> 00:53:10,680 out very cute bonding stuff going on um 1190 00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:12,280 so then the club turns out is closed the 1191 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:14,880 strip club is closed because of a power 1192 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:17,040 outage and so El decides to just crash 1193 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,760 the party like she just shows up at his 1194 00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:20,000 apartment and at first she like kind of 1195 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,160 freaks out that maybe he doesn't want 1196 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:23,359 her there like what if he has somebody 1197 00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:26,079 else in there like oh my God and then 1198 00:53:23,359 --> 00:53:29,440 he's just so happy to see her she's like 1199 00:53:26,079 --> 00:53:32,079 oh okay like maybe that's my other 1200 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:34,720 stuff So eventually like she gets to 1201 00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:37,880 know everybody she convinces two of his 1202 00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,520 friends to bang not out of like a weird 1203 00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,960 cuz she feeds on Sexual Energy she 1204 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:45,720 doesn't have to have sex with people to 1205 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:48,760 feed but like when she got there they 1206 00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:50,760 the best friend and Shane tell her that 1207 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,799 like those two have been dancing around 1208 00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,640 each other for months and they're 1209 00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:58,400 driving them crazy like and she's like 1210 00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:01,760 bet I got it and so so um she said watch 1211 00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:05,040 me work friends yeah she's like everyone 1212 00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:06,880 take a seat and so then the party 1213 00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:10,880 eventually clears out and they start 1214 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:13,720 making out and um she like kind of goats 1215 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,839 him a little bit into revealing that his 1216 00:54:13,720 --> 00:54:19,480 fantasy um is for L to be in succubus 1217 00:54:16,839 --> 00:54:23,079 form while she sits on his face and 1218 00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:25,640 [ __ ] him with her tail and so he is 1219 00:54:23,079 --> 00:54:28,000 like you won't want to do it he's like 1220 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:30,200 before says it she's like you won't be 1221 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,599 into it you won't like it like it's too 1222 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:35,079 much like no no no no and she's like 1223 00:54:32,599 --> 00:54:38,960 babe I'm literally a succubus just tell 1224 00:54:35,079 --> 00:54:41,760 me what you want and she gets very 1225 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:45,559 excited and they make it a 1226 00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:47,319 reality yeah like it's very sweet that 1227 00:54:45,559 --> 00:54:49,760 he's like you won't like this at all and 1228 00:54:47,319 --> 00:54:52,040 she's like no I don't like people trying 1229 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:55,440 to coerce me into sexual acts I haven't 1230 00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:59,240 consented to right I'm all about this 1231 00:54:55,440 --> 00:55:01,480 right no into things that you want to do 1232 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:04,599 right I'm into making your fantasy come 1233 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:06,960 true because I like you right so then 1234 00:55:04,599 --> 00:55:08,720 afterwards he like gets up to like start 1235 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:11,880 doing after care and she's like what are 1236 00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:14,799 you doing she's like sit down and he's 1237 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:16,839 like but you're a goddess and you just 1238 00:55:14,799 --> 00:55:18,160 let me have that and like I should and 1239 00:55:16,839 --> 00:55:21,319 she's 1240 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:23,000 like sit down it's my job to take care 1241 00:55:21,319 --> 00:55:25,440 of you okay like everything's going to 1242 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:29,280 be okay and so it's like this whole 1243 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:31,440 thing where like she does for him um and 1244 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:35,559 then it's the night of the cousin's 1245 00:55:31,440 --> 00:55:38,680 party and Shane is panicked about the 1246 00:55:35,559 --> 00:55:40,480 orgy um and Elle is like we can just go 1247 00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,559 and say hi like she can tell he's 1248 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,920 nervous he's like I can just introduce 1249 00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:46,000 you to everybody and then we can we 1250 00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:48,559 don't have to stay for the orgy we can 1251 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:53,280 leave after you grab some Ruffles chips 1252 00:55:48,559 --> 00:55:55,520 right ruffles have ridges so um he's 1253 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,280 like no no no no like I'll I'll just 1254 00:55:55,520 --> 00:56:00,559 find the snacks and I will hang out by 1255 00:55:57,280 --> 00:56:03,960 the snacks and you can go have fun right 1256 00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:06,720 and um at first she's offended and she's 1257 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:11,079 like you think because I'm a succubus 1258 00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:12,799 I'm just like jumping on whatever like 1259 00:56:11,079 --> 00:56:14,960 is that what you're into like you want 1260 00:56:12,799 --> 00:56:16,680 me to have sex with other people like 1261 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:18,960 like help me I'm really appreciating 1262 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:20,160 their open communication through like 1263 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,720 moments like this where she's like is 1264 00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:26,480 that what you're wanting and he's like 1265 00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:28,440 no well he what he says is like it cuz 1266 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:33,319 she's like I don't want anybody else 1267 00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:35,000 when I'm single like sure whatever but 1268 00:56:33,319 --> 00:56:36,480 when I'm with somebody I'm monogamous 1269 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,960 like just because I'm a succubus doesn't 1270 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:40,480 mean that 1271 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:44,480 like I have to get dick down all the 1272 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:47,319 time by anyone and he's like no like 1273 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:51,200 he's like please let me explain I 1274 00:56:47,319 --> 00:56:54,400 I don't want you to be limited if you 1275 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:56,440 want other people that's okay with me 1276 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:58,640 like I know sometimes you need that I 1277 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:01,240 know you can feed at work like and 1278 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:04,280 that's great I'm happy for you for that 1279 00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:09,359 and like it's okay with me like it's 1280 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:10,880 it's cool um and uh she's like yeah 1281 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:12,599 we're not going to go to the party we're 1282 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:16,760 going to [ __ ] like right now cuz she's 1283 00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:21,039 so like no one has ever like supported 1284 00:57:16,760 --> 00:57:24,079 her in this way and so um he also 1285 00:57:21,039 --> 00:57:26,480 accidentally says that he loves her he's 1286 00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:28,480 like I love you so much that like I'll 1287 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:32,000 just whatever makes you happy makes me 1288 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:34,039 happy like and she's like hold on time 1289 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,960 out what did you what was that what do 1290 00:57:34,039 --> 00:57:39,440 you so 1291 00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:42,359 um she reciprocates the love they 1292 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:44,039 finally [ __ ] in the kitchen um she's 1293 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:46,559 giving him instructions he bangs her 1294 00:57:44,039 --> 00:57:52,319 from behind um and then she goes into 1295 00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:57,520 succubus form and rides him and she has 1296 00:57:52,319 --> 00:57:59,160 tentacles inside herself oh like open up 1297 00:57:57,520 --> 00:58:02,760 and like hold 1298 00:57:59,160 --> 00:58:06,359 on okay yeah yeah yeah so largely 1299 00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:09,920 Anatomy is the same mhm one key 1300 00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:11,559 difference sucks you in sure does well I 1301 00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:14,520 don't know how many tentacles maybe more 1302 00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:17,680 than one key difference um but you get 1303 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:20,799 it but um after 1304 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:24,079 they come a lot and there's a very 1305 00:58:20,799 --> 00:58:26,799 solidifying moment um she's like hey 1306 00:58:24,079 --> 00:58:28,480 Shane I want four kids and he's like 1307 00:58:26,799 --> 00:58:32,839 that sounds 1308 00:58:28,480 --> 00:58:35,599 awesome sounds great love that for us so 1309 00:58:32,839 --> 00:58:37,920 then um a little while later it is Sam 1310 00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:41,160 Hayne they introduce the cousin and the 1311 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:43,720 best friend they're all together um to 1312 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:47,240 participate in like a a new beginnings 1313 00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:51,079 ritual with Shane since he doesn't have 1314 00:58:47,240 --> 00:58:53,319 a Coven and he just feels really hopeful 1315 00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:56,200 for the future and that like things are 1316 00:58:53,319 --> 00:58:59,839 going to be great and he makes a charm 1317 00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:02,200 that will protect L from being summoned 1318 00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:04,720 against her will again and she's like 1319 00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:06,640 are you serious and he's like yeah and I 1320 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:08,720 heard from the council like that coven 1321 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:11,160 isn't allowed to meet without outside 1322 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:12,640 supervision anymore it's a slap on the 1323 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,960 wrist but like at least they won't be 1324 00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:18,640 able to do that to anybody else and then 1325 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:21,079 he offers to spell her cousin like a 1326 00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:23,599 charm so for the same thing so that they 1327 00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:26,920 will be safe from summoning and 's like 1328 00:59:23,599 --> 00:59:28,799 oh my God she's like I love you so much 1329 00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,440 she's like how did I even find you if I 1330 00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:31,760 hadn't have been thank you for saving me 1331 00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:33,240 from future summonings but if I hadn't 1332 00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:35,079 been summoned to that weird party we 1333 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:39,280 never would have met 1334 00:59:35,079 --> 00:59:44,359 exactly so then that's it the epilog is 1335 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:48,079 40 years later and um L is telling their 1336 00:59:44,359 --> 00:59:50,280 four kids the story of how they met and 1337 00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:52,240 the four kids who are in their 30s are 1338 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:55,160 like Mom please for the love of 1339 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:56,799 God please so this book is essentially 1340 00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:02,920 How I Met Your Mother 1341 00:59:56,799 --> 01:00:05,799 but for succubus yes yes okay um and um 1342 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:08,520 L uh apparently it has become a running 1343 01:00:05,799 --> 01:00:10,599 joke through the last 40 years that 1344 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:13,079 she's like well you know the same [ __ ] 1345 01:00:10,599 --> 01:00:15,240 for 40 years does get old maybe I'll 1346 01:00:13,079 --> 01:00:16,880 trade it in she's he's like whatever 1347 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:20,240 makes you happy my 1348 01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:22,520 love like whatever you like it's like 1349 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:27,599 princess brides like as you wish yes 1350 01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:29,480 it's 100% as you wish um and and um it's 1351 01:00:27,599 --> 01:00:32,960 just love all around their kids are 1352 01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:35,400 happy and grown um one of them is moving 1353 01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,319 away their son is moving away and kind 1354 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:39,280 of the story of why he's moving and all 1355 01:00:37,319 --> 01:00:42,359 that stuff is the first book in this 1356 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:46,160 series okay um because it is not a happy 1357 01:00:42,359 --> 01:00:48,880 story um of why he's moving but they're 1358 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:51,559 just like really happy and they have the 1359 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:53,799 life that they planned and wanted and he 1360 01:00:51,559 --> 01:00:55,640 even says or she actually I think says 1361 01:00:53,799 --> 01:00:58,799 like I'm really really glad that weird 1362 01:00:55,640 --> 01:01:01,920 sex cult summoned me he's like me 1363 01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:06,440 too and that's it it's like cinnamon 1364 01:01:01,920 --> 01:01:09,680 roll joy and just warm 1365 01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:12,880 coziness yeah I don't I don't know what 1366 01:01:09,680 --> 01:01:15,200 I was expecting yeah but I also feel 1367 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:18,680 like this this is like when we recently 1368 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:20,520 uh did Butcher and Blackbird yes and 1369 01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:22,160 you're like okay well like with the 1370 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:25,119 content going into this I'm expecting it 1371 01:01:22,160 --> 01:01:26,160 to be like kind of dark and ominous and 1372 01:01:25,119 --> 01:01:30,520 then you're getting in you're like why 1373 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:33,599 is this so delightful it was so cute and 1374 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:36,720 like refreshing and I'll say that the 1375 01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:39,319 first book in this series is dark like 1376 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:41,160 it is much darker are they so just like 1377 01:01:39,319 --> 01:01:43,480 with with the series moving forward is 1378 01:01:41,160 --> 01:01:46,680 it like each kid has a book does it 1379 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:50,359 follow the one so I don't think that 1380 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:52,480 each kid has a book because one of them 1381 01:01:50,359 --> 01:01:54,680 I think is supposed to already be mated 1382 01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:57,279 from the epilog from what I can tell and 1383 01:01:54,680 --> 01:02:00,279 the first book follows Max who is their 1384 01:01:57,279 --> 01:02:02,680 only son and he's the youngest but I 1385 01:02:00,279 --> 01:02:04,319 could be wrong the second book isn't out 1386 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:07,920 yet 1387 01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:10,359 but it's definitely darker there's like 1388 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:13,680 a lot more violence and a lot more like 1389 01:02:10,359 --> 01:02:16,440 other stuff going on in that book so 1390 01:02:13,680 --> 01:02:21,079 this is like a really nice introduction 1391 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:24,160 to the universe and introduction to the 1392 01:02:21,079 --> 01:02:26,079 um prejudices that L struggled with 1393 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:29,440 which is kind of a theme in the first 1394 01:02:26,079 --> 01:02:32,000 book for her son and so it's just really 1395 01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:35,160 nice like it's just 1396 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:38,599 cute well I I feel like like the whole 1397 01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:41,720 book is them just being like oh no can I 1398 01:02:38,599 --> 01:02:43,760 be accepted for who I am yeah and like 1399 01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:45,920 is this person safe and the other person 1400 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:48,599 be like yeah like why would I judge you 1401 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:51,240 for that why wouldn't I be yeah yeah 1402 01:02:48,599 --> 01:02:52,920 like the whole time mhm cuz even like 1403 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:54,440 the the final party where she's like you 1404 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,400 want me to [ __ ] other people and he's 1405 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:59,440 like 1406 01:02:56,400 --> 01:03:02,319 no not like I want you to have what you 1407 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:04,720 need in life mhm I want your needs to be 1408 01:03:02,319 --> 01:03:07,240 met yes he's like I know you can feed at 1409 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,920 work and I'm glad and that's actually 1410 01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:13,000 even a thing I didn't even hit on but 1411 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:14,119 like one of her regular customers is 1412 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:16,480 another 1413 01:03:14,119 --> 01:03:19,920 Supernatural and he's known her for 1414 01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:22,160 years and so she's talking to him and 1415 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:25,160 he's like do you need to feed and she's 1416 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:27,880 like not really like I have I have a 1417 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,880 boyfriend now out and he's like I hope 1418 01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:32,760 it's not like those other 1419 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:34,200 [ __ ] and she's like no no but like 1420 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:37,359 I'm happy to give you a dance if you'd 1421 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:39,839 like and he's like that won't upset your 1422 01:03:37,359 --> 01:03:42,160 boyfriend and she's like nope he's super 1423 01:03:39,839 --> 01:03:44,799 supportive and she's like so proud to 1424 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:47,319 tell him that um and that's just kind of 1425 01:03:44,799 --> 01:03:49,559 the whole thing is them just being proud 1426 01:03:47,319 --> 01:03:52,559 of each other it's really 1427 01:03:49,559 --> 01:03:56,319 nice yes yeah like people that are both 1428 01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:57,839 just like overcoming a lot of in 1429 01:03:56,319 --> 01:03:59,559 and in their lives and just like 1430 01:03:57,839 --> 01:04:02,319 supporting each other through their 1431 01:03:59,559 --> 01:04:02,319 personal growth and 1432 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:07,400 development that sounds delightful more 1433 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:09,799 of that please cozy as hell okay what's 1434 01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:12,559 the rating 1435 01:04:09,799 --> 01:04:16,319 system glitter thongs I was going to say 1436 01:04:12,559 --> 01:04:17,960 orgies I don't know Victoria Secret 1437 01:04:16,319 --> 01:04:21,000 wings 1438 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:23,559 um I guess sex 1439 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:26,599 scult how many members of the sex scult 1440 01:04:23,559 --> 01:04:28,640 is that the total yikes 1441 01:04:26,599 --> 01:04:32,240 um maybe glitter thongs I'm good with 1442 01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:34,799 glitter thongs that feels right for 1443 01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,960 us you're like oddly enough glitter 1444 01:04:34,799 --> 01:04:39,760 thongs feels like the safest option 1445 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:41,240 glitter thongs feels less gross than sex 1446 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,400 cult 1447 01:04:41,240 --> 01:04:48,000 members that's good yeah right that's 1448 01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:52,160 good let's keep it that way um I'm going 1449 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:54,319 to go out of uh 40 because we went 40 1450 01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:59,720 years in the future with the epilog 1451 01:04:54,319 --> 01:04:59,720 m um and I'm going to say like a 1452 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:06,680 solid 1453 01:05:02,279 --> 01:05:09,960 33 damn like 32 33 like I really really 1454 01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:13,240 liked this book okay yeah I didn't like 1455 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:16,920 the next one as much because I was 1456 01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:19,000 expecting more cozy sweet like 1457 01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:21,680 supportive stuff and there was some of 1458 01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:23,760 that but it was significantly darker and 1459 01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:25,720 I wasn't ready for that mhm so not 1460 01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:27,680 necessarily bad just like not what you 1461 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:31,079 expected going in based off of the 1462 01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:32,920 prequel exactly I think if I had U paid 1463 01:05:31,079 --> 01:05:36,000 more attention to the synopsis of the 1464 01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:37,799 first book you know touche and adjusted 1465 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,440 my expectations I might have liked it 1466 01:05:37,799 --> 01:05:43,000 more but yeah this is like a 32 like it 1467 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:45,559 was really really nice high rating yeah 1468 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:48,520 that's a lot of glitter thongs so many 1469 01:05:45,559 --> 01:05:51,640 glitter thongs yeah that's one a day for 1470 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:54,240 you only have to do laundry once a month 1471 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:57,160 yeah because even if there's 31 days in 1472 01:05:54,240 --> 01:06:00,200 the month if laundry day is day 32 1473 01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:05,279 you're golden you are thriving yeah but 1474 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:06,359 also like if there's an issue that month 1475 01:06:05,279 --> 01:06:08,839 we have a 1476 01:06:06,359 --> 01:06:11,559 spare just one for the whole month 1477 01:06:08,839 --> 01:06:13,880 though yeah so you got to plan 1478 01:06:11,559 --> 01:06:16,760 accordingly make sure you're up on where 1479 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,760 you're at in your 1480 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:24,520 cycle 1481 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:26,400 anyway so I don't know yeah I started 1482 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:29,200 weird I ended weird 1483 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:33,000 it's bookended you know hey Hannah it's 1484 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:35,680 a safe place to be weird thank you yeah 1485 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:38,440 we read things of all different 1486 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:39,440 capacities we really do yeah and and I 1487 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:41,119 think that's part of the beauty and 1488 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,680 charm is like going on that journey and 1489 01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:44,720 being like what are we going to learn 1490 01:06:42,680 --> 01:06:47,200 today buckle up everybody and quite 1491 01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,319 frankly I learn a lot probably because I 1492 01:06:47,200 --> 01:06:50,880 grew up in a repressed Christian 1493 01:06:48,319 --> 01:06:52,839 household right so there are things I'm 1494 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:55,640 like wow this is amazing and everyone's 1495 01:06:52,839 --> 01:06:56,920 like this is a Tuesday you can do that 1496 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,359 so 1497 01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:02,359 okay not the 1498 01:06:59,359 --> 01:07:02,359 same 1499 01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:08,200 but I went to Duncan for coffee the 1500 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:12,000 other 1501 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:14,680 day and I realiz see how this feels now 1502 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:18,000 I realized that you can get two 1503 01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:22,000 different flavors in your iced coffee oh 1504 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:24,839 yeah and I was like oh my God I was like 1505 01:07:22,000 --> 01:07:27,119 this is amazing and I went to work and I 1506 01:07:24,839 --> 01:07:28,839 was like listen listen to one of my 1507 01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:30,119 employees I was like listen this 1508 01:07:28,839 --> 01:07:31,559 probably is not groundbreaking 1509 01:07:30,119 --> 01:07:34,039 information for you but this is 1510 01:07:31,559 --> 01:07:37,559 lifechanging for me did you know and 1511 01:07:34,039 --> 01:07:40,590 she's like yeah yeah I did know that I 1512 01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:45,559 was like cool cool cool pass it 1513 01:07:40,590 --> 01:07:50,559 [Laughter] 1514 01:07:45,559 --> 01:07:52,359 on yeah I love those moments I know yeah 1515 01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:54,119 it's like when we went to visit some 1516 01:07:52,359 --> 01:07:56,480 friends who were living in Europe and my 1517 01:07:54,119 --> 01:07:59,640 mom tried Nutella for the first time and 1518 01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:01,760 brought back 36 jar of Nutella because 1519 01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:03,599 she thought she couldn't get it here and 1520 01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:06,799 to be fair it is far more like 1521 01:08:03,599 --> 01:08:08,599 normalized not like it was not in every 1522 01:08:06,799 --> 01:08:11,160 store back in the day but you could def 1523 01:08:08,599 --> 01:08:13,720 still buy it in the states yeah but no 1524 01:08:11,160 --> 01:08:17,440 all of us were like shoving Nutella in 1525 01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:20,640 our luggage cuz it's so good and we had 1526 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:23,640 30 plus jars of it that we were bringing 1527 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:26,679 back and if you want your iced coffee at 1528 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:29,400 Duncan to be a little bit Nutella esque 1529 01:08:26,679 --> 01:08:32,400 two pumps of mocha two pumps of hazelnut 1530 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:35,719 nailed it thank you you're welcome what 1531 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:38,359 a pro tip and on that note let us know 1532 01:08:35,719 --> 01:08:41,239 how many glitter thongs you would rate 1533 01:08:38,359 --> 01:08:43,159 this one let us know what flavors you 1534 01:08:41,239 --> 01:08:44,960 put in your iced coffee that might be 1535 01:08:43,159 --> 01:08:48,239 controversial Hannah's might not be the 1536 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:50,239 only option but a slightly Nutella esque 1537 01:08:48,239 --> 01:08:52,839 iced coffee is an intriguing option for 1538 01:08:50,239 --> 01:08:54,199 sure yeah yeah we're not sponsored by 1539 01:08:52,839 --> 01:08:56,520 Duncan but it'd be a hell of a lot 1540 01:08:54,199 --> 01:08:59,199 cooler if we were 1541 01:08:56,520 --> 01:09:01,000 that is accurate or Boda box or Duncan 1542 01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:02,679 and Boda box so we can have the uppers 1543 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:06,239 and the depressants all in one we're 1544 01:09:02,679 --> 01:09:09,880 into that so anyway I don't know we're 1545 01:09:06,239 --> 01:09:11,920 into that we're into the sponsorship are 1546 01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:15,199 Jesus Christ are we into sponsorships or 1547 01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:15,199 are we into substance 1548 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:22,359 use 1549 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:25,600 yes it's not it's not either or it's 1550 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:27,839 both and [ __ ] and on that note don't 1551 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:30,960 forget to like And subscribe and we will 1552 01:09:27,839 --> 01:09:33,359 see you next time smut [ __ ] bye smut 1553 01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:36,799 puppies well that's it for this week's 1554 01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:40,000 mut [ __ ] we hope it was good for you 1555 01:09:36,799 --> 01:09:42,319 cuz it sure was great for us if you're 1556 01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:44,120 digging what we're doing it would mean a 1557 01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:45,839 lot if you'd take a minute to rate and 1558 01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:49,359 review the show wherever you're 1559 01:09:45,839 --> 01:09:53,480 listening right now maybe tell that sexy 1560 01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:56,400 someone to lend us an ear we love you we 1561 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:59,990 appreciate you and we'll see you next 1562 01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:05,160 week stay smarty 1563 01:09:59,990 --> 01:10:05,160 [Music]