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Thanks everyone thanks for listening
How you going man? Hey, babe
Week uh look
Pretty it actually pretty good really decent. Uh, got a lot of work done and then I had
Had like a little overnight stay
In the duty room on friday, you know how to do duty, you know, oh, yeah, and then uh, you know
It was the craziest duty out because it was me and like
Just another dude. That's like just a digger basically
No like
We didn't do anything wrong. Oh, stop. We're saying that. We didn't do anything wrong, but we definitely didn't do
Don't do what don't he don't
Okay, and don't he don't does
A lot of those things that we did
so
Just like uh, we both were just like all right
Let's let's go and get like dinner and and he's like oh
Maybe one of us should stay behind. I was like why the fuck with it like it's sad it's Friday night
No one's coming in. Let's go and get dinner together. Let's you know
We got we're just we're going around the corner anyway, so we've got dinner and then we came back and was like
Look at that no one came
And we're not supposed to go to sleep until like 10 o'clock
so
And and we were just like he went to bed at like fucking 830
And I was like watching telling because I don't get I don't get a lot of chances to watch tell you I want to say great British bakeoff
Oh, dude, so if you ever watched great British bakeoff and top watch master
Tasmaz is so good
You know what great if there's one thing that I the only thing I enjoyed
About traveling for work with the boys was that we would watch shit like Tasmaz at a Tasmaz
And other just random
Fucking shows that I would
I would watch yeah, just shit. I would otherwise never watch fucking
Manverse food I just read I love I love the food channel. Yeah, do you anytime and
Anytime on tree it's it's just like food channel or wrestling yeah, what's wrestling for no fucking reason?
I watch it all put it on until someone else turns it off
Like why the fuck we watch it wrestling?
I'm like, I'll
Yeah, like I tried
It's just like because a lot of time there's that that that wrestling channel they have they have Fox tell in the studio
So there's like a just a WWE channel and it has like the old like
Everything you can imagine is an Arctic it's yeah, you can watch like old old as motherfucking fights
Dude, I was like it's all hooking and the rock from the start when he was a baby
Back when he was like
Like at least relatable
Because he was young and fit and it's like if you're his age and you've got good genetics
Yeah, you could be like this guy like it's fairly achievable
Yeah, like he wasn't juiced up to the max early early on
Yeah, he's done juicing pretty quick
Now he has to cruise
He's just too big and he has to cruise on these shoes and he still says he's natural
And it's like there's absolutely no way there's absolutely no way
It simply cannot be he's like in his late 50s
Early 60s something like that
Shit
Yeah, hey dude, I'll say this this is an episode of natty or not with great stuff
I'm not a doctor
Oh man, I say that it worked all the time
I have to because I'm like I'm clinically trained
This isn't financial advice, yeah, I did
This isn't a lot of financial advice
Okay, you should go speak to one
But
I would
But yeah, no it was good watching the great British Bake Off and watching there was like a kids version of the great British Bake Off
But it's all these like kids these posh little
fucking
British kids that are like rolling sponge cakes to make like
Like you know, the the the fairy, no, it's not fairy roll, but like sponge roll
Like jam inside, yeah, they're trying to make that and you watch this one kid like almost break into tears because
Holding it it just cuts in her often is like
crying is like
Ponzi little British tears and he's oh it's so weird because like
Little little kids, especially like little boys like that are doing this show. They can't be gay
They sound fucking queer as hell
Just I don't know this this the kid that one good on him. Yeah, right
Like can I be like the how can you be gay at fucking eight like that that's a sexual preference you don't have like
That we don't even put that on children at that age. You can't I can is not having sex, but I tell you what when he grows up
When he grows up he's already made his choice
Because of his his little punty accent
What is baking and there's little glasses and his little freckle fuck face
I don't like this kid
I started to do with anything I just don't like this kid
Fucking little covers that was all the way
Kankoan was robbed
I'm not calling that
My mind is like I'm gonna let you finish
Kankoan had the best sponge roll
Please sir these are children please leave please
Oh, man, you're scary
That was that was my fraud and I and then all I can say that the most notable thing that happened out of the Saturday
Was me just shaving my head
I love I'll say this I love shaving my head and it's because it's like
Absolute like it's it's a big change right? Mm-hmm, but it's something you can completely control
I just I just had the clip is and I was like maybe I'll do the short back inside seeing like I always do and I was just like
Nope
And I was just like I had it a little bit
A little bit longer than this with the blade setting that I had and I was like I could leave it here
Oh
We can do better than that and and I fucking I'll just raise it it off and I was like this feels great
Feels great the first day
And then it's and then it's like the pillow is stuck to your head
I'm wearing
Today fucking um, I tried putting on like my bush hat and it was just like grabbing
Everything is just like please just sit nicely. Oh my fucking head art is hurts and because I have fucking sunburn on my fucking head
Everything hurts to put like anything on my head
I was put on headphones to go to the gym and I was like
Oh
It took me like a second to put these effort. I'm not moving them. Oh
They're staying but um, yeah
But this is the only downside to shaving your head
That's it besides besides maybe some of the looks and the the people that are just like whoa
You had it before though. It's like I did
Yeah, hey, I look I'll have hair again
I'll say this I'll say this that there's there are people out there
Um such as this one person who got so upset that I
Cut my hair because he was bald
And he was like you don't know the privilege of of having hairs like it's
How does that make sense? He got angry at me
Because I cut my hair off and I was like it's just hair. I'll grow back and he's like but
I'm mine didn't grow back mine. I'm bald and you know I
I've lost all my hair okay. Damn that sucks dude
Oh
Dude that sucks me. I don't I don't have to worry about that. Yeah, I'm shaved my head
Oh, yes, well my gross back
And you know what and I thought about this I was like if if all of my hair didn't grow back
Yeah, I think I'd be fine. I would I would enjoy having a fucking shaved head all the time
The only thing is is I would have to fucking
Put sunscreen on it. Yeah, that's the the biggest downside. I have to put sunscreen on my head
But then I'd probably be better at it because I don't use sunscreen normally and this hurts just enough for me to go
Maybe I should be sunscreen and my fucking hands. I mean
Um, that's it. That's that's my weak inner inner inner nut shell
And that's that's a weak of me nutting in shells
Nice
You know what I do have something to do fucking talk about and it's fucking cool
Right and I don't I didn't like film it or anything because you know what like I'll
I'll do content stuff about this thing eventually, but I just want to enjoy it right now by the gardening thing, right?
So I believe I've spoken about how well my hell of pen is growing
I had just just a just a quick humble brag my hell of pin goes up poppin off
That's that's what I'm hearing
So I gotta be out about like eight or nine of them, right and I pickled them
And I put them in a fridge overnight and I had one after work today too. They're so good
Yes, they're so good. Yes dude. Yes
Fucking pickle
I got some of my fridge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made very good though
If I tip out all of my ones can you pickle me some hell of pin yours? I'll bring you a jar. Oh my god
You've got to have three plants
Uh, and I only had just enough to do like three uh, say like half to three quarters of
one jar oh
Shit, okay, so it wasn't like they're not big, right?
Like it takes a while to get like some decent sized ones and I was like, ah, you know, these ones look like they're edible
I can't do those on
Yeah, it's like cool man. I'm like this is cool. I get it
I get the whole like making your own shit thing now. Yeah, it's cool
I found the the passion for it. I love the shit. Oh, yeah
I want a cane shit, or a ferment shit
I want to pickle more shit
I want to make mead
Dude, yeah
Real keen on mead ever since having it
Asena, asena thing
Uh, I think it was today or yesterday
Whereas like if your misses starts making bread you might as well build a chicken coop now
Yeah
I was like man, I'm so ready for Kim to start making bread
Bride! I've wanted chickens for so fucking long
Can you actually fresh bread every morning?
Oh, man
Yeah dude, like it's amazement
That's next level
That's how you like heaven? Yeah
Fresh bread every morning, fresh eggs every morning
Um, I'm getting very hot under the collar
Yeah
Brother
Yeah, yeah, I don't know
You know what, we made it very simple
Fresh bread, freshly baked bread
And like some eggs from the chicken coop?
Fresh eggs from the chicken coop
And then you cook them up?
Oh, eggs on some toast
Done
I just do that, I just do those two things
Yep
And then you'd be like, "Hmm, you know what, we'd go nice on this?"
Some of those pickled jalapenos that I've been making
Right there
Anyway, yeah, so I'm making more food stuff and it's slit
It's fun, and I'm enjoying it, and then it's delicious
I'm fucking, I'm down with that
So I came in, I'm gonna play this fucking, now it's cool in the end of it
So it's leafless peas
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna be you're telling me about these, yeah
Yeah, yeah, they build their own little, like, trevis and
Yeah, and little framework to climb up
What are you gonna get one of those, a hundred, a hundred, what's it called?
The hydro setups?
Hydro- like, hydro- like, hydro- hydro-
Acro- hydro- products?
Yeah, the, the, the towers
Yeah, yeah, the, the ones that-
I'm broke, I'm like dead broke at the moment, so
Found some broke man
Oh man
I'm really hoping to sell soon, I'm not gonna lie
Yeah, that's good, I think it's gonna be soon, like, with the housing process and stuff, man
I'm waiting for a massive collapse before I buy
Yeah, I thought, man, it just has to, like, there's no-
It's so hot, there's no fucking-
Dude, this is not a way, the houses are selling for way too much money
Like, yeah
1.5 mil in Sydney is the average housing price
That's- like, average housing, so if you think what Brisbane average housing is, that is a
Orbedroom brick house
More than 10 times what the average 14 times
Four times, yeah, the-
The 14 times or 14 times
The average income?
Yeah
Ridiculous
It's- it's uh, it's seconds only to
Hong Kong, I believe
Hong Kong more expensive than our housing presence
Oh yeah
But based on income, that is ridiculous
But only
Fuck
We're second, that's Sydney second
In the world
In the fucking world
Yeah, that's a real problem
That's a real big problem, dude
Yeah, especially when like, they're- if like, and family is living
On the streets and shit
Yeah, there's a big problem, man
Yeah
Dude, that fucking nurse navigator for my area called me right
And was like, actually, had fucking two weeks on leave and shit
Comes back, she's like, bro, what happened?
Just like-
What the fuck happened?
There's like, what do you mean?
She's like, dude, we need to catch up then
And I was like, what do you mean?
She's like, it's all like, fuck
I was like, what do you mean?
So she's like, well, I'll message you next time I'm in town
Like, okay
Like, what the fuck?
She's obviously very worried about something
Oh, there's a hell of-
We were talking about, like, we were talking about how bad the health industry is in Queensland
Oh, okay, yeah
Like, so this is her like, you know, she works in the health industry and shit
But she just, I don't know, like, she's like hanging out
And we use Queensland money to go eat at the cafe
So it's like
Queensland, Queensland Health are paying for it
It's like sort of partly the problem
But like, at the same time
Free lunch, man
Like, I'm gonna turn it free lunch
Yeah, no
I'm gonna turn it again
Bad um
Yeah
I was just like, that's, that's scary
Oh my god, sorry, you said free lunch
And I've-
Dude
Just got- my brain has just like
Can I just tell you something really quick
Just about, just about lunch
Or even just food
Which is not food
Tell me
Um
All right, so
My mate
Big bad, Boley
He sent me a real-
We've only just-
I love the reason
Dude, I love this man to death
He sent me a fucking
Uh
A reel
Of like
We only just recently became friends on
Instagram
Which is a big step
Because I haven't revealed to anyone like
My fucking-
Any of this
Your witness
And then they- it was- it all came in a flood where it was like
Oh, okay, so he's-
Oh, switch plays for kids
And then it was instantly
Switch plays for kids into Google
And I'm very SEO friendly
And they were like, oh, Twitch
And then they watched that clip of like
The saddest story ever done
Sort of thing
And they- and I was like, oh my god
They fucking know everything now
And I was like, well, just own it
And fucking yeah, I'm a producer
I fucking used to play games
And, you know, do all this stuff, you know
And they're like, holy crap
That's a lot of stuff
And I was like, yes, I'm very SEO
Friendly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, and um
But anyway, uh, besides all of that
Boley sent me a fucking
Uh, an Instagram reel
And it had
Uh, the contents of the reel
All right, let me just break this down
All right, so there was a picture in those words
And those sound
Um
You can
Effectively
Eat nothing but Costco food
On a bulk
Right, on a bulk
For really fucking cheap
And hit your- hit your markers
Like protein markers
Very quickly
No, so uh, if you ever had a chicken bag
A chicken pasta bag
No, no, not the pasta bag
Like, just a chicken bag
Maybe there's no pasta in it
But you might, you may have
Thought there that was pasta in it
Yeah, well, it's called a chicken bag
So you go to the food court thingy
You know where you like, ah, I've been at Costco
And then you go through
You push your troster and you click chicken bag
Right
Chicken bag is literally pizza dough
In a tube, right?
And then inside is chicken,
parmesan, uh, some shallots
And sees a dressing
And then he's chicken
It's so fucking, I love it
I love it for the price
It's $7
$7 gets you 840 calories
And broken down
It is 75 grams of carbs
25 grams of fats
And 61 grams of protein
Now, for all you
Math heroes, you math leats
Right, uh, just to
Take it into
Like, if you were just to eat that
Four of those a day
Yeah
I don't know about you, but that sounds like 240 fucking grams of protein
That's a little protein, man
For how much?
$28
Dude, that's, that's pretty good
For a day
And that's all you need to cost go four times a day, though
No, so I've even been thinking about this
I had a chicken bag today
Oh
I've been lynched
To have a chicken bag today
Yeah, guys
I've been doing nothing but talking about them
Since
It's become my whole life
Since like last Tuesday
It's ridiculous
Oh man
It's, it's, I'm on a whole nother level with a chicken bag
I've said chicken
The most used word that I
Like said
Is chicken bake
Man
Um
Holy fuck
I can't remember what I'm going with this
*laughs*
I'm chicken bake so
Dude, I love, I love chicken bake so much
That on the drive home from work
I was, I called up
Kermit and I was like, I'm going to Costco to get a chicken bake
And she was like, oh, get me one
I was like, I was planning on that
And then, you know, got a chicken bag
Went home, here's a chicken bag, yummy yummy
And, and no, eat it and I was like, oh man
I wonder if
I could buy more
Buy like, buy like five
Say buy five chicken bags, right?
You eat one on the way home
And then you got four left
And you're like, that's tomorrow
Is that okay?
Yeah
That's all tomorrow
Could I refrigerate these
And then eat them tomorrow?
Yes
Yeah, probably
Yes, you can
Can you buy boxes of these
Chicken Bakes in six packs?
No
(laughs)
You can
In America, you can buy
In America, you can buy six packs
of these chicken Bakes
Uh, that's so good
Dude, it's like 20 dollars
It's like 20 dollars
Man
Look
I'm, I'm talking about here
Wanting to have like my own
Fucking make my own food and shit
Billard, that sound real good
Dude
That sounds real good, man
It's like 3200 calories
3200 calories
It's 240 grams of
Fucking protein
And I'm doing the math right
60, 120, 180, 240 yet
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That's the scoop, man
That's more protein than you need
Yeah
But like, think about this
If you buy 180 pounds, which is like, I don't know
I think it's like 80 kilos
Yeah
That's that you've hit
Your markers
No, yeah
You've done it
That's real, you've done it
Yeah, oh I think 80 kilos
No, 90 kilos is 200
And 100 kilos is 220
So I'm 90 kilos
Yeah, yeah
I just need to hit like 200 grams
Yeah
I'm like
I'm counting in a chicken bake
And then just backfilling in other calories
Throughout the day, man
Cause I'm so fine
On the chicken bake
The chicken bake is so good
It makes you bake like every day
Almost every fucking day
I'm just going to like Costco at the end of work
I've just been like, oh man
Today, we went out to
Uh, Oki
And then we drove all the way back
And I was like
It's nearly two o'clock
Uh, we didn't have lunch
Should we like pop in at Costco
And just we just grabbed some, some, some day
And he's like, oh, what's it?
What do you mean?
We're gonna like grab like, bulk something from Costco
Like a chicken or something
I was like, no, no, no
We just walk straight into the exit
Yeah
Uh, and you
Do you, do you know, get food
Oh, get this
I didn't know this
Yeah
You can't just walk in
To the exit
And fucking order food
You can't just walk in
Oh
Well then you were wrong, weren't you
We did
Oh
And I have been
Oh
I've just been
Cause usually when I get there
People are like, ah, there's a heap of people
Like checking in things and
There's a rally online for like, customer service
But it looks like I'm headed for customer service
And then I just keep on walking.
And I just, I confidently walk past them and go,
I wanna chickenback and pain out $7,000,000,000,000,000,000 and then yeah.
And then I just walk back out with my hands filled with greasy, hot chicken
bake and a smile on my face. No receipt in my hand is I just look at them and like,
Oh man, we found out today that like, well, I say we, it's because it was me and this other dude.
He was like telling me because we're walking in.
He's been to Costco like a couple of times, but he was just like,
oh, he's never just walked into the exit. I've done it a couple of times, as I've just said.
Yeah, he was like, oh, I'm pretty sure you can't like just walk in the back.
And I was like, no, that's fine. Just, just straight through the back.
And then as we were leaving, we'd already eaten, I'd eaten like a fucking whole slice of pizza in this chicken
bake. I've said chicken bake too many times.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm hitting my word limits.
Yeah, it's like we're walking out and these two chicks were trying to do exactly what we had just done.
Just walk into the exit and the the attendant was like, no, no,
you'll have to go inside the shop and then through the registers and then you can go to the food court.
And they're like, ah, that's why we can just walk in and me and Chamber was just like,
yeah, see you later losers.
Yeah, yeah, what for what purpose?
For what purpose?
You can't have what a car trip.
We can't have lunch.
What a beta fucking no power.
Yeah, this, yeah, this fucking
this chick is chick that the the exits like eye control receipts and yeah,
and all people that actually not the policy.
Yeah, yeah, it's like bro.
Read the rules.
Did you make the rules up?
Oh, man, did you make them up in the why you should fucking angry?
But it's cost though.
You're the fuck out.
Yeah, nothing you do here is that important.
Oh, man.
It's not I'm going to do that.
What the fuck did they have to you?
Max actually said, no, no, nothing she does.
Oh, yeah, the people who make the chicken base, I have obviously got all of the
responsibility.
I see I fear for anyone who tries to impede my chicken's bake getting.
That's so funny.
I'm on a warpath when I like I park up and I'm like, I'm heading in.
I turned into full term in that mode.
Yeah, I'm sure you do because you got to walk in with confidence.
You don't really go.
And you have to have extra confidence.
I'm sure I had I had unarmed confidence before.
Now I have to fucking like be like,
I belong here.
I'm meant to go in through the back, you know, but now yeah, it's not an act before it was just like stupid.
Take a lot.
That was an act.
You take a lot of with these act.
I've only been asked.
Oh, dude, right?
And a hive is best.
Yeah, I was in even in your camps.
Look at me.
But also don't look at me.
Oh, man.
It's funny.
Oh, dude, I was fuck wasn't it?
I was going to say something.
But now I fucking,
it's fine.
That's fine.
I'm sorry.
I did this too.
No, no, no.
With my chicken bake talk.
Oh, chicken bake.
It was something to do with it.
Oh, that did go.
Man, we had fast food recently.
Yeah.
Like, I haven't had fast food in months.
But it was just one of those things where it was like, you know what?
Just what's open and I'm not feeding the kids like servo food.
Like, I'd happily just eat servo food if I had to.
Yeah.
But like, I don't want to feed the kids servo food.
So it was like, well, let's get something.
So it was like hunger jacks.
Right.
We're at the hunger jacks.
Got some hunger jacks food.
And man, it was so expensive.
Holy shit.
Oh, it dude.
Unreal.
Yes.
In a few, like, the few months that I haven't bought, unreal, man.
Like, we've actually, we didn't even eat that.
Like, you're a man.
We didn't go that hard.
Yeah, no.
It's not.
Yes, dude.
It's getting really bad for family forwards, like,
anywhere between 50 and 70 dollars, depending on where you go.
Yeah.
And that's for, that's for like budget.
That's a fast food.
Yeah.
And fast food is, is like, it's not, it's not good for you.
And it's not like it's high quality.
And I don't taste great, which means it should be quite, it should be quite inexpensive.
It should be cheap.
Yeah.
But it's not.
Funny, that's just not expensive.
Yeah.
And, oh, man, I'm down with a lot of systems, systems of down, system of down,
I'm down with this week.
Well, let's think to system of,
what a segue, what a segue, right?
It's like, I was doing all the system of it.
No, no, but I don't like the, the, the systems that have been put in place with,
that came in through the, the big seaword that happened in 2020, 2019.
So the systems like Uber Eats and the fact that it was like,
we need six different like delivery apps to get,
to get all of these different fast food items and, and just to get like daily groceries and,
alcohol and all these, or everything that you could ever need can be delivered to you.
You do never have to leave the house, but we'll charge you out the wazoo.
Yeah.
But at the same time, they gave fit, healthy, working people a free wage.
And it was, it was too much money.
It was like 800 a week.
What?
Yeah.
No shit.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, that's, that's great.
Yeah.
Actually, when I was working at the, the hotel, there was a lot of people on bikes,
not like motorbikes, but like push bikes.
There was a lot of motorbikes.
There was one dude in a fucking Mercedes.
Oh man.
There was, I think I remember telling you that, that obviously years ago now that we've done,
we've been doing this part for a long time.
Oh, actually, speaking of which, this is like our third year.
We've just ticked over on our third year.
Ah, is this how third year of a side?
Yeah, I think so too.
I just, let me.
Let me, let me roll back the ticker.
Just to interrupt a fucking, a fucking weird story that was, I feel like going just,
that's not where, absolutely, no way.
Just fucking nowhere.
Yeah, February 3rd.
Oh, fuck, we've like, 2020 bonded like two episodes.
Holly Dooling.
Whoops.
Hey, that one, I guess after three years, you sort of just forget to celebrate your child's birth.
I guess.
Whoops.
We're three, we're three episodes late.
Yeah.
That's like, that's imagine being like three weeks late.
Three weeks late, I'm not wishing, we're seeing you son, damn.
I'd be birthday, I guess.
But happy, but later birthday.
Oh, yeah, but, uh, yeah, we've been doing this for three fucking years.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
Three years and nearly 4,000 downloads.
Yeah.
And yeah, just, fuck, God, fuck her out.
That's cool, right?
That's a, yeah, I still look at that and I'm just like, man, we, uh, yeah, just huge.
I feel just like natural.
We don't spend any money on it or anything like this.
And, and it's, it's silly too because like, I think at the start of every year,
I've said, we're going to put money into marketing and we're going to promote.
And we never do it.
We're just like, no, it's, it's working.
It's working on itself.
It's hanging out.
Yeah, it's, it's consistently going up.
It's not like we need this to make money or anything.
Not, not yet.
No, yeah, not yet.
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Yeah.
Whatever it is, I don't, I don't know.
There's a lot of different platforms that people listen to.
Yeah.
Us from, uh, also, if I can talking about like achievements and shit, um,
we were top five on good pods for, uh,
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Because podcasts.
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I love that.
That's such a cool thing.
There's very big.
It's been like, that's cool as hell.
I would say it's, it's neat, but like there's got to be a lot of like music production.
Oh, there's a lot of podcasts called the podcast.
So we're beating them.
We're beating them.
None of them are Australian because we're the only Australian podcast with the early Australian podcast.
Yeah.
Um, but yeah, give us a like, give us a share.
Raiders five stars.
We appreciate it.
Um, we should, uh, Zach, if they have a fucking, if I want to leave a voice message,
Oh, did you want to hear that number?
Zach, what is that number that they would like to leave us a voice message to tell us
things like the, the fucking artificial scarcity of the end of bread?
That's still hidden.
Yeah.
I love it.
Uh, the number that you need to call that if you want to leave us a voice mail is plus 61 seven five six four one
1080.
The number again is plus 61 seven five six four one one zero eight zero.
You can leave us a meme, a message or a suggestion for the album of the week.
Yeah.
I love it.
I create.
Oh, dude.
Can you, Jake?
Yeah.
Oh, that was it.
That was a pop.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, it's a good vein.
Yeah.
Chris, I go, dude, you know what?
It's, it's, do you want to talk?
Yeah, it's still, let's talk about music.
Zach, we are, we are talking about music.
Fun and off.
There we are.
We are actually talking about music.
And, um, Zach, this week, we listened to, um,
Zach Brian, that's the one.
Are you kidding?
Right.
Oh, you, you, you, you, you were, uh, prompting me.
Oh, no, I completely forgot his name.
Zach Brian.
Oh, no, shit.
Zach Brian, Zach Brian.
Zach Brian, Zach Brian, the album is also called Zach Brian.
His name is Zach Brian.
Yeah.
And, and you know what?
Let me go first because I'm going to be very short and, and, and, and Swift with it.
Taylor Swift with it.
Yeah.
All right.
Um, it's not a, not a big one for me.
I didn't like this album.
I fucking, I, I just, there were some songs.
That's nice.
It's nice that some songs are really heartfelt and, uh, you know, it's, it does have a lot of
soul to it.
Hmm.
I'm not a big country guy.
There are, there is times where I'd like listening to country, but, um, this album is just
not for me.
And I know it sounds like super fucking like, you just didn't try.
I listened to this album back to back six times.
Mm-hmm.
And then, and then I was like, all right, I need to have a break and then I had a day break.
And then I listened to it again.
And I was like, this album is not for me.
Yeah.
I, isn't that, isn't that the cool thing about music?
I know.
You know what, one song, one song I do like is Hey Driver.
Dude, that's so good, right?
Hey, drivers are cool song.
It's, don't you mean that around that you're late or mean?
I'm, dude, I love it, man.
That's it.
I'm done.
And that, oh, that's, I agree.
You know what?
That's the only song.
That's the only song you need on that.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm not too much different.
I, I do like a couple of the songs.
Um, there was, uh,
Bury Lake.
What was it?
I remember everything.
I think it was okay.
Now, you know what?
Hey, drivers like the, the best one.
Zach Brown has good, he has really good other songs like, um, something in the orange is really good.
Yeah.
Hens out.
It's good, um, fucking condemn is could use a good song.
But like, this, yeah, I don't know.
I agree.
Like it was, uh, it was, uh, like, it was very traditional country, which is like, sad, heartfelt
songs.
Yeah.
Most of them with that, like, which is fine.
If that's what you're looking for in music, but like, man, hey, driver was lit.
Yeah.
I wanted the, uh, I want to look for a forest man just gets me, dude.
I, uh, talk about soul and, and like, heartfelt shit.
Like that, that one gets me.
The rest of them don't.
None of them like, hit me like that.
Like that one.
Yeah.
It's good.
Um, the thing is, I, I went, when you were like, oh, it's Zach Ryan is like this
country dude and I was like, oh, look, I can listen to country.
But the country that I thought it was going to be was like, the root and tuton, I love
my guns and I love my tractor and my truck and, uh, I didn't really know what I was getting
into either because I've only heard one really one song, one or two songs from the guy.
I, I legitimately thought it was that kind of country and, and I was very sad.
Uh, cause the, the entire album is very emotional.
Yeah.
Um, and, you know, and, and it doesn't matter how many times I fucking jammed it into my
eyes, I was not feeling it.
No.
And, uh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty much the same like it was in the background.
Like it wasn't bad for in the background.
Yeah.
Like at times, depending on the song.
Um, but then hey driver, man, I fucking love that song.
I put that song on the kids love it too.
And like, dude, this song's good, man.
Like this one, this one is it.
Like this is it.
This is the only song you need.
Maybe we needed country rock.
Country rock is a genre that I think it's obviously more upbeat.
It's all about, uh, you know, it's country rock.
Country rock.
Routine, toot, and I love my truck and tractor and, and my girlfriend, uh, smoking cigars
wearing, I don't know, that's kind of weird.
Uh, crazy dukes.
Uh, fucking cow, cowboys.
Yeah.
That's, that's, that's the country rock.
I want to fucking listen to.
You're not fucking, oh man, I'm so fucking sad and I drink all the time.
Yeah.
That's another kind of country.
Oh, yeah.
And maybe that's western.
I know.
I don't know.
What's the difference between, you know, when you see people like we got both kinds of
music around here, country and western.
What's the fucking difference?
I don't get it, man.
What's the fucking difference?
I don't know.
Uh, and for that, I rate this album of four.
Yeah.
And I'm like, you like, how do you drive it?
So I, I, I, the rest of the album, honestly, yeah, this is the album is like, it's like a man's,
he has heaps of other songs that I really like, but like, the, hey, drive is really good,
though.
Yeah.
And it's like, I've been in some real high schools for some like, some song, I genuinely,
I think all this in the hey drive for the rest of my life.
That song's lit.
That's a big call and I'm gonna hold it to that.
So I think, I said, I think, it's my playlist anyway.
So we'll see.
I'll make a reminder on my phone for 20 years for now.
I'm only at 637 songs, so I also thought that I would always listen to post these fucking,
like early shit and I don't listen to any of it.
I like stony.
Yeah.
I think I was really, but, um, no, yeah, I really like hey driver.
That's fun.
It's fucking lit.
Um, what are you doing?
I'm gonna rate it a six.
A sexy six?
Yeah.
And I rate hey driver a fucking nine and a half.
Shit, I fucking love that song.
See, see, hey driver is like a big one for me.
I'd give it, I'd probably give it like a seven and a half, but like, it gets dragged
down by everything else.
Yeah, I know.
But the whole, man, the car is so good.
Yeah.
Dude, it is, and like, you know, it's funny because he says it at the start, like he says
to whoever they are.
Who is the, the war?
The war and training.
They're the band.
Yeah.
Um, because he says to them, he's like, this is your son, like, it's the fucking best song
in the album.
Yeah.
I'm like, maybe I should listen to this, the war and training people.
Yeah.
Like, what are they?
Who are they?
What do they do?
Well, I'll figure it out next time.
On the broadcast.
Thanks for not everybody.
On the next episode of Dragon Ball Z. Oh my God.
Do you know what's talking about cars who are in recently?
Oh, actually, on Saturday.
Yeah.
We're from a bushwalk ran into some like friends we haven't seen in like a year.
And I was like, ah, yeah, let's go hang out.
So we went to hang out in the fucking park and our kids were all playing and we ran into
more people we know at the park.
And this is like this big fucking like bush kids, parents, hang out.
We literally just went to like this natural park and just stood around and watched the kids
like poke holes, the sticks and shit.
Yeah.
That was actually really good.
Yeah.
But, yeah, it's talking to one of the guys there and we were talking about how funny it is
that we hate the fact that our kids could just get whatever they want and then when they
go to bed, like as in, like, they have access to Netflix and shit like that because we never
did.
And the guy's just like, right, he's like, I really want to just say to my kid like, no,
you're only going to watch your favorite cartoon once on a Saturday and you only get one
episode.
I really want to say it to him.
That's the fucking, oh, let's go back.
And then I said, well, like, then we become the boomers.
Yeah, yeah.
It was like, bit them, we become what we hate.
Yeah.
But the thing is, is like, what happened to us when we couldn't watch cartoons on a Saturday?
It's like, well, I went outside.
Yeah.
Went outside.
Went outside and did other things.
I used to ride my pushy and shit.
Yeah.
It was good, man.
Right up until fucking dad bought an Xbox and, yeah, and nothing's been the same since.
Yeah.
That's why, yeah, yeah.
And then we got back to Jim as well.
I have been going back more.
It's been good.
I actually weighed less than I thought.
I'd still been dropping away, which is sick.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I don't know.
I was like, what the fuck?
So that's good because I haven't really been hitting Jim very much the last like month
and a half, two months.
So yeah, sort of had a couple of injuries there, which sucks.
But anyway, that's, you know what?
Excuse me.
I'll say this.
I've done nothing but Gameway.
Yeah, I'm 90 killers.
Wow.
I'm 90 killers.
This is all your fucking, uh, your fucking chicken bags.
Dude, it's working.
It's working.
It's been, it's been a good Christmas and it's been a good start to the year.
And it's just been like, go to the gym.
Okay.
Yeah, it's been great.
No, just everyone that's listening right now just like just go to the gym.
If you're, if you're like more than 100 killers, don't eat so much and go to the gym.
And if you're less than 100 killers, eat more and go to the gym.
Yeah, the end.
Pretty much.
It's, it's that easy.
That's, it's like, you're, you're pretty much on the money day.
Yeah.
Like if you're around 100 killers, keep eating when you're eating and work out.
Dude, right?
Could you imagine being like lean 100 killers?
I'm, I'm really lean 90 killers at the moment.
And I want to push it to 95 and then cut back to, I reckon 85, maybe not 85, probably like
87 or something like that.
But like, I want to see what that looks like.
Yeah, I need a, I've been thinking like, so I had this thought the other, no, a couple
weeks ago, maybe, but it happened a couple times and this is also what made me like lose
weight the first time.
Was I looked in the mirror and I was like, no, I'm not the, like I'm not the guy that I,
like I'm, I don't see the guy, I feel like I should be.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So I was like, that's what happened the first time and I'll see it to weigh and I'm like,
I'm, I feel like I'm the guy that I was like, was thinking I would look like, right?
Now, I feel like I am.
But now I look in the mirror and it's like, not, not that I'm body just for me.
Well, what is it?
I can't say it.
It's a small fear.
This small fear.
Yeah.
Um, it's just like, I just know that I should be healthier.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like, so I'm just more of a habit now.
More of a habit now.
I'm just like, I just know I should be healthier.
I'm looking at myself and I'm like, I'm still not as healthy as I want to be.
Like, I, like, I wouldn't be healthy for my family.
Wouldn't be healthy so that I can do all the things I want to do and do some cool shit
and like, what's fucking anything without health, honestly.
Yeah, right.
Literally.
Oh, my God.
But, oh, my God.
All the money in the world means nothing if you don't have your health.
Yeah.
What's that guy?
Go to the fucking gym.
Oh.
Did you see that guy?
Oh.
He's a like, he's a good Instagram and he just like walk out, you like out of nowhere and
it's garden, like drinking a cup of coffee and a point of the camera and be like, go to
the fucking gym and just like he's walking towards the camera saying, go to the fucking gym.
I thought that was the guy that was, uh, that ball dude.
I was like, fuck your protein powder.
No.
I thought I was like, what next?
No, no, no.
Yeah.
Fuck you, you got a gym.
Yeah.
Go to the gym.
It's good for you.
Go to the gym.
Nice.
You feel good, man.
Dude.
Fuck you.
Showed a press.
One play.
What are you?
15 reps.
Holy shit dude.
Yeah.
Fucking calm down.
Yeah.
It felt really good today.
I didn't eat today either.
It just felt really good.
So I was like, yeah.
Yeah.
Actually, last Monday, uh, I did one play for, I think it was like six.
It was a clean six.
And then I went up that seven.
I was like, yeah.
Just like, yeah.
I've, uh, I've, uh, I've scared two people.
Do I tell you this?
I've scared like two dudes, um, doing incline bench.
Uh, fucking, and I had like 85 on.
So like, it's not, it's not a great deal.
I was like, I'm, I'm not gonna die.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, I, I incline benched Nani today, right?
For Paul's reps.
So, yeah.
Yeah.
For some reason, a hundred just like is really hard.
I don't know.
I don't understand how the, the difference between Nani and a hundred is so drastic.
I don't know.
Right.
And it's like this huge, unbreakable wall.
Dude, it's ridiculous.
It's ridiculous.
Um, but the, uh, you know, just just benching incline, right?
And I was like, a headphones on.
I'm fucking loving.
I'm in my zone.
I've had fucking pre-workout.
Plus these like, pump up pills and, bap, fucking feeling great.
And, um, you know, smash that out of these reps and I'm yelling.
I'm like, ah, ah, ah, you know, the lad is going the fucking gym for sure.
And it's just me and two other guys.
Yeah, yeah.
And fucking, I start like, stalling on this one rep.
wrap and I'm like oh just screaming and then I'm like oh this is like fail and like fuck
and they roll it down at the weight so I'll throw the bar and I'm like and these two dudes
will like holy fuck what the fuck man take off my headphones and you guys are
writing this bottle something like that and like you were just screaming at the top
of your fucking lungs it was like yeah I felt that wrap and they were like we
thought you were fucking dying they stopped doing what they were like I asked
the later I was like they were like mid like set and I was so loud they stopped
I they thought I was like fucking dying dude they thought like I was my head was
getting crushed
so dumb man so dumb but like yeah so I scared them and now one of them hasn't
returned to the gym wonder it has just not come back and the other dude is like
you're gonna kill yourself on the fucking
the bench again I was like maybe not you know but I am upping the weight
oh yeah but now I've created I've created the culture now that it's it's
totally fine to be loud in the gym but it's also it got them out of their
comfort zone and now they come and they spot me so that I can get that
wrap it's screaming at the top of my fucking lungs that's a win oh my god that's so
funny dude that's funny story dude
yeah that's that's what I do that's very funny
I thought I'd already told you I've told so many people that I'm like
scared he's two dudes one of them is not coming back he's literally scared of
guys and he's he goes at a different time now he goes when he knows I'm not
there and the other guy is now like my spotter and and I yell at him and he fucking
loves it he gets very motivated it's good because like there's so many they're
all like fucking nerds they're all fucking they all sit in an aircon box and
play computer games yeah and they're all this like this there's a couple of
dudes that are like I fucking love lived in and like but it's like two or three
yeah and then the rest are just these like limp wrist noodle neck motherfuckers
yeah and I'm just like I get in the jam fucking the wings yes yes but which you
know I don't want them to be do webs I want everyone to be fucking jack stacked you know
yeah and and that's what I've I've told all the work yeah exactly that's what I
told all the workshop I told everyone at the workshop was like let's all fucking
get jacked like why not why not we can all go to the gym at lunch and then we come
back and then we eat lunch and then you know it's like oh but that cuts into my
ping pong time all that I want to watch maps like well if that's what you want to
do how about you be a fucking adult you know the fucking gym you know that's fine you
want to watch maps that's fine you want to do that's my child I'm gonna go and scream
as loud as I possibly fucking while while lifting some heavy ass weight and
that's fun it's fun all the time that's always fun dude yeah I love it it can be
it can be really hot in that gym and I feel like I feel like that's where I
shine yeah rights you know I was like dripping in sweat so I was disgusting but it
was so good at the same time yeah I did push and by push I mean I did I did do
um raise bench yeah I'm fucking up right bench whatever yeah no no no sorry Smith
for shame oh just incline incline incline bench on the Smith um nine e4 pause reps felt
really good yeah really fucking good so I was like all right cool three sets of that
three sets of that and I was like I'll do shoulders next and I was like I'll just
you know go down to one plate because then I'll do one plate for eight I did one
plate for 15 I was like oh oh that means real good that means a way it's gonna go up
yeah I'm gonna go I'm gonna go up my neck so yeah up my neck so yeah because I then
and subsequent weren't as when 15 like I think it was like 12 and then 12 but still like 12
huge rice yeah rice so to first of all one plate for fucking 12 in its own is
fucking like you you you're already looking at up in the way I should be straight
yeah yeah yeah to get 15 12 and 12 three sets first what three sets above 12 you're I reckon
you would be doing maybe like 65 now all right 65 maybe all right next time do 65 all right
yeah man you had to shoulder so I mean I think I said at one point like 10 minutes ago
I wish yeah yeah let's wrap it back up again yeah we've unwrapped and we've wrapped
we unwrapped now let's rewrap it's like we're gifting let's let's wrap battle no not a good not a great
wrap up yeah and I'm not I'm not gonna try let's just thank everyone for sticking around for
this long to listen to us ramble you guys are the true heroes have been like a ramble so yeah it's
it's great I love I love rampling incoherent rambling that's the name of the episode yeah oh they're
same I'm so tired I'm ready for bed let's all right so we've already done a lot of this a lot of the
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the edge will we'll stop it like 58 we'll stop 58 is to reckon this anything oh I'm so close um
oh my god there's three seconds five seconds what is running you want to say no thank you
guys so much for listening we'll see you next Thursday uh we we forgot the new album the new name for
the podcast for this episode is gonna be we forgot to tell you that the next album of the week is
vultures won by Kanye West yeah and title song yeah but like what's the album that we're gonna listen to
what do you mean that's the name of the podcast what do you uh the podcast the front that cast
says I don't know what I want anymore I'm so tired let's leave yeah that's the end of the show thank you
so much um vultures won by Kanye West and title song that's the that's the album of the week
dollar signal this week we forgot we forgot the end uh i'm stopping
i'm already