WEBVTT 00:01:16.070 --> 00:01:23.810 Hello, everyone, and welcome to Episode 107 of The Friday Nightmares Podcast. 00:01:23.810 --> 00:01:27.350 I am one half of your hosting team this evening. 00:01:27.350 --> 00:01:28.030 Mr. 00:01:28.030 --> 00:01:42.050 Smokeshow Crawford, coming to you from the town of Swartz Creek, in the county of Genesee, in the state of Michigan, in the United States of America, in the North American continent, in the Western Hemisphere, on the planet Earth, in the Milky Way Galaxy. 00:01:42.050 --> 00:01:44.990 I'm fully vaxxed, boosted, and waxed, and ready to climax. 00:01:45.210 --> 00:01:48.930 And if you can, please get me wet and feed me after midnight. 00:01:48.930 --> 00:02:03.350 I'm the man with the glorious beard, aka Mother of Cats, aka the man with the humongous ego, aka Scotthausen, aka Scotty Too Hotty, aka Spanky, aka Hey Scott. 00:02:03.350 --> 00:02:05.990 And with me, as always, is... 00:02:05.990 --> 00:02:13.050 Heather Powell, coming to you today from Waterdown, Ontario, Canada. 00:02:13.050 --> 00:02:13.790 It's been a summer. 00:02:14.170 --> 00:02:20.690 Scott and I last recorded in July when we struggled with online recording software. 00:02:20.690 --> 00:02:22.110 Oh, God, yeah. 00:02:22.110 --> 00:02:26.830 We are being sneaky sneaky with using my work's Zoom account. 00:02:26.830 --> 00:02:28.830 So that's what works for us. 00:02:28.830 --> 00:02:41.730 Here we are, September 7th, recording, catching up on all the summer blockbusters or things that thought they were blockbusters, but we question how great they actually are. 00:02:43.710 --> 00:02:51.850 I didn't ask Scott if he wanted to do this beforehand, but I feel like we should give a heads up that Scott and I are coming to the end of our run here with Friday Nightmares. 00:02:51.850 --> 00:02:53.330 Yes. 00:02:53.330 --> 00:03:07.030 It's, as people can tell, we set these episodes out less and less frequently, and that's due to many reasons, life changes, interest changes, and just the reality of our schedules. 00:03:07.030 --> 00:03:09.470 So we will finish out this year. 00:03:09.470 --> 00:03:11.490 Scott and I are committed to doing that. 00:03:13.010 --> 00:03:15.610 And I think we wanted to do an award show for this year. 00:03:15.610 --> 00:03:18.830 We will do an award show for this year, and that may be our last episode. 00:03:18.830 --> 00:03:20.470 I don't know if we'll do something after that. 00:03:20.470 --> 00:03:27.090 We'll have to see how we're feeling, but we will announce it if it's our last show, which will probably be at the end of the year. 00:03:27.090 --> 00:03:29.830 Maybe we'll do one more in January. 00:03:29.830 --> 00:03:37.730 I don't know if we'll come back once in a while, and maybe next year we'll do a Top 26 if we end up watching enough movies just for shits and giggles. 00:03:37.730 --> 00:03:43.470 So you may hear from us occasionally, but it all comes to a time and a place. 00:03:43.470 --> 00:03:49.250 And this has been a fabulous run for, I guess it would be five, six years. 00:03:50.530 --> 00:03:54.610 It'll be going on six years in January, once we hit January. 00:03:54.610 --> 00:03:57.190 So five years to me is a pretty good run. 00:03:57.190 --> 00:04:00.070 That sounds about the length of my relationships in January. 00:04:01.930 --> 00:04:05.050 But I'll just keep it aside. 00:04:05.050 --> 00:04:06.250 We just have different interests. 00:04:06.490 --> 00:04:12.770 And I think for me, I've started volunteering at my local animal shelter. 00:04:12.770 --> 00:04:16.310 And that's something that's a real passion project to me. 00:04:16.310 --> 00:04:18.970 I talked about how my dad passed away last year. 00:04:18.970 --> 00:04:23.830 That's required a lot more support of my mom and doing stuff with her. 00:04:23.830 --> 00:04:32.910 And of course, Scott is a father now, and his son is in marching band, which for any Americans out there, you know that's basically like a lifetime commitment. 00:04:32.910 --> 00:04:48.890 Yeah, I was gonna say pretty much like two to three days a week are immediately taken up every single week for games, practices, meetings, you name it, I gotta be there and, you know, being the dad, trying to be the supportive dad that I am, gotta try to be everything I can. 00:04:48.890 --> 00:04:54.870 And, you know, we also got our oldest is a senior this year, and our youngest is a freshman this year. 00:04:54.870 --> 00:05:04.190 So lots of meetings, lots of planning, lots of money being spent, lots of time being needed for open houses, and also getting married. 00:05:04.790 --> 00:05:08.350 It's a lot of time, we're just getting sucked away right now. 00:05:08.350 --> 00:05:11.470 It's been very, very busy and hectic. 00:05:11.850 --> 00:05:15.830 And they're also filming the remake of Stepfather 2020. 00:05:15.830 --> 00:05:17.930 Exactly. 00:05:17.930 --> 00:05:24.730 It's just Scott like freaking out because he just wants to get his tomatoes and Carter has to get the band practice, and Scott loses it. 00:05:24.730 --> 00:05:27.690 Why won't you let me be in my garden? 00:05:29.150 --> 00:05:30.250 Who am I here? 00:05:30.410 --> 00:05:34.610 I'm gardener Scott, or am I Scotty, or am I? 00:05:35.970 --> 00:05:38.330 Who am I? 00:05:38.330 --> 00:05:40.710 You're like with your bitch working there. 00:05:40.710 --> 00:05:43.330 I don't know what's going on anymore. 00:05:43.330 --> 00:05:45.070 You're right. 00:05:45.070 --> 00:05:45.770 I don't know. 00:05:45.770 --> 00:05:47.750 I'm just so fucking tired. 00:05:49.650 --> 00:05:50.870 That's the fucking truth. 00:05:50.890 --> 00:05:52.450 Isn't that the fucking truth? 00:05:52.450 --> 00:05:56.930 But Scott and I have always said that we want to leave on the right way. 00:05:57.190 --> 00:06:01.470 I personally hate it when I'm listening to a podcast, and they just disappear. 00:06:01.470 --> 00:06:03.090 It actually really upsets me greatly. 00:06:03.130 --> 00:06:05.870 So I don't want that to be us. 00:06:06.470 --> 00:06:07.890 That is not us. 00:06:07.890 --> 00:06:09.930 We are not them, Scotty. 00:06:11.610 --> 00:06:14.910 And we're not retiring or anything like that. 00:06:14.910 --> 00:06:16.290 We're done. 00:06:16.290 --> 00:06:20.010 This was a hobby project of ours from the COVID era. 00:06:20.010 --> 00:06:31.590 And we went from doing it once a month to bi-weekly, hell, even sometimes weekly with some of our trivia stuff that we did, because COVID made us really fucking bored. 00:06:31.590 --> 00:06:32.690 Oh, man. 00:06:32.710 --> 00:06:33.350 And we did a lot of shit. 00:06:33.350 --> 00:06:36.650 And now it's gone back to once every month and a half to two months. 00:06:36.650 --> 00:06:38.710 So it's... 00:06:38.710 --> 00:06:39.430 Yeah. 00:06:39.430 --> 00:06:43.750 We've come back to where we started a long time ago. 00:06:43.750 --> 00:06:55.330 And I really want to thank everyone who has reached out to me, a lot of friends, not like we have all these fans that reach out to me, but and have said what good chemistry Scott and I have. 00:06:56.390 --> 00:06:58.690 I 100% believe that. 00:06:58.690 --> 00:07:04.370 And Scott and I's friendship had shone out through many of these episodes over years. 00:07:06.950 --> 00:07:10.810 And you'll hear it today because we got some bangers to talk about. 00:07:10.810 --> 00:07:12.250 So... 00:07:12.250 --> 00:07:13.790 Oh, boy, do we ever. 00:07:13.790 --> 00:07:15.170 Do we ever. 00:07:15.170 --> 00:07:16.710 So thank you. 00:07:17.570 --> 00:07:23.070 And when we leave, we'll probably give a special thank you to certain podcasters that supported us. 00:07:23.070 --> 00:07:42.010 But as much as we've razzed some of our podcasting partners in crime, such as Rob the Hump at Slasher Radio and Dummies of Horror with Tim Davis and Daniel Luffy, they are quality podcasters and they are not hanging up their head anytime soon. 00:07:42.010 --> 00:07:44.170 So please, please support them. 00:07:44.490 --> 00:07:47.870 I was saying, they'll always have a lifetime fan in me listening to their shows. 00:07:47.870 --> 00:07:48.370 Forever. 00:07:48.370 --> 00:07:53.810 I'm forever a Patreon, even though I've yet to get my sexy calendar in the mail from Tim. 00:07:53.810 --> 00:07:54.190 But- 00:07:54.210 --> 00:07:56.010 Oh, you better call him out on that shit. 00:07:56.010 --> 00:07:56.810 I know. 00:07:56.810 --> 00:07:58.550 Where's my sexy calendar, Tim? 00:07:58.550 --> 00:07:59.130 Tim, you hear that? 00:07:59.390 --> 00:08:01.550 Wait, you're getting a sexy calendar? 00:08:01.550 --> 00:08:04.250 I'm a Patreon too, so Tim, start putting out, buddy. 00:08:04.250 --> 00:08:05.010 Yeah, you know what? 00:08:05.370 --> 00:08:06.650 That's really what we come down to. 00:08:06.650 --> 00:08:08.350 Scott and I don't believe in consent. 00:08:08.350 --> 00:08:11.150 We just take what we want. 00:08:11.410 --> 00:08:12.130 Exactly. 00:08:13.990 --> 00:08:20.650 So yeah, so please listen to, and there's many other, The Horror Returns, Exploding Head Movie Podcast. 00:08:20.650 --> 00:08:21.950 There's many other great podcasts out there. 00:08:21.950 --> 00:08:23.570 Eternal Darkness, Not So Spotless Minds. 00:08:23.570 --> 00:08:24.890 Spotless Mind, yes. 00:08:24.890 --> 00:08:30.310 Like there's great podcasters, and it's been a pleasure to be with them. 00:08:30.310 --> 00:08:31.870 I know I sound like we're dying. 00:08:31.870 --> 00:08:37.610 We're coming back at least two more times, but I'd like to be honest and give the heads up because I care. 00:08:37.650 --> 00:08:45.410 And so to Scott, this was definitely a labor of love, but I like how you said we're not going to say we retired because we have burned. 00:08:45.410 --> 00:08:46.570 This is where the truth comes out. 00:08:46.570 --> 00:08:50.870 We have made fun of so many podcasters, like at our level. 00:08:50.870 --> 00:08:54.250 I'm not talking to the people that get paid real money to podcast. 00:08:54.250 --> 00:08:59.210 Like, I'm talking like Scott and I's level, who talk about retiring from podcasting. 00:08:59.210 --> 00:09:01.470 I think it's the stupidest shit. 00:09:01.470 --> 00:09:03.950 Yeah, because especially it's like we don't make money off this. 00:09:03.950 --> 00:09:12.970 So there is no retirement unless you are putting your Patreon money for the people that do Patreon into a 401k or something. 00:09:12.970 --> 00:09:15.030 You're like making big Patreon. 00:09:15.030 --> 00:09:20.770 And I follow some pretty big podcasters on Patreon, and they don't have that many Patreon followers. 00:09:20.770 --> 00:09:21.490 Like, you know what I mean? 00:09:21.490 --> 00:09:26.730 You got to be pretty big to make this into a full-time, luscious career. 00:09:26.730 --> 00:09:28.930 So that is not us. 00:09:28.930 --> 00:09:31.150 So there's no such thing as retiring. 00:09:31.150 --> 00:09:31.870 We just stop. 00:09:32.950 --> 00:09:34.930 Exactly. 00:09:35.810 --> 00:09:42.450 We have come to the limits of what we are capable of doing anymore, because life is life. 00:09:42.630 --> 00:09:44.510 Yeah, life has changed. 00:09:44.510 --> 00:09:45.430 Life has changed. 00:09:45.430 --> 00:09:51.470 But, like, I honestly, every time you talk about the kids, I swear to God you're making a stepfather remake. 00:09:51.470 --> 00:09:55.230 Like, I said, I've been fishing you, like, and I'm the drunk aunt. 00:09:55.230 --> 00:10:04.130 I still, like, I remember years ago that we made that joke, and it never stops being funny that I said something like, Scott, isn't the, maybe Scott isn't the famous podcaster? 00:10:04.130 --> 00:10:17.370 Like, you know, where she's doing, like, the research on the guy, and he's not in real estate, like, there's no credit history, and there's, you know, like, the drunk aunt puts it together just too late because he comes over and kills her at, I'm like, that would happen. 00:10:17.370 --> 00:10:18.370 I'd be drunk. 00:10:18.370 --> 00:10:19.810 Fuck, I was drunk and high last night. 00:10:19.810 --> 00:10:26.210 So, you know, I would definitely, it's fair that would happen, only it would be, like, something related to your gardener thing. 00:10:26.370 --> 00:10:30.730 So it'd be a little cropsy coming in there with the clippers, you know? 00:10:30.730 --> 00:10:31.370 I like that. 00:10:31.370 --> 00:10:32.230 I like that. 00:10:32.230 --> 00:10:33.170 Right. 00:10:33.170 --> 00:10:41.850 And actually, you know, Darren Wilson, if you still listen to our show, which I think you still do, we need a Photoshop of me on the cover of The Stepfather. 00:10:41.850 --> 00:10:42.910 Just 100 percent. 00:10:42.910 --> 00:10:48.610 And I can I be at the side, like the drunk aunt with like a martini glass, like, oh, my favorite podcaster. 00:10:50.550 --> 00:10:52.810 That would be amazing. 00:10:52.810 --> 00:10:53.990 That would be amazing. 00:10:54.750 --> 00:10:55.450 Oh, fuck. 00:10:55.450 --> 00:10:56.730 OK, we'll get into this. 00:10:57.130 --> 00:10:59.650 We watched the movies over the summer. 00:11:00.950 --> 00:11:03.230 Fuck, I didn't even get the right name on the sheet for this. 00:11:03.230 --> 00:11:09.230 But I will kick us off with a anthology. 00:11:09.230 --> 00:11:12.470 But it was so bad, I don't even think I told Scott about it. 00:11:12.470 --> 00:11:14.550 Like, I was like, no. 00:11:14.550 --> 00:11:17.870 Oh, we want, Erica and I watched the trailer to this. 00:11:17.890 --> 00:11:19.890 We're going, oh, no, oh, no. 00:11:19.970 --> 00:11:20.510 Sorry. 00:11:20.510 --> 00:11:21.290 Yeah, we couldn't. 00:11:21.290 --> 00:11:22.150 We're like, nope, we're not. 00:11:22.150 --> 00:11:22.930 We can't. 00:11:22.950 --> 00:11:24.610 You're like, there's trouble down that road. 00:11:24.610 --> 00:11:26.430 I don't want to go down that road. 00:11:27.690 --> 00:11:28.670 It was bad. 00:11:28.670 --> 00:11:29.490 All right. 00:11:29.490 --> 00:11:33.090 So this is Tales from the Black Manor. 00:11:33.090 --> 00:11:36.810 Enter the chilling world of the Tales of the Black Manor. 00:11:36.810 --> 00:11:44.230 The story that begins in the 1300s and continues through time to the end of the world, following one family's ties to death. 00:11:44.230 --> 00:11:45.410 Jesus Christ. 00:11:45.410 --> 00:11:51.750 The story unfolds across generations across the black family, and as they possess a secret book of death, then it seeks... 00:11:51.750 --> 00:11:54.350 Okay, all these people die of natural things, okay? 00:11:54.350 --> 00:11:56.410 Like some of them die in the fucking war. 00:11:56.410 --> 00:12:00.430 It's not like, honestly, there's not a lot of... 00:12:00.430 --> 00:12:01.710 this movie is dumb. 00:12:01.710 --> 00:12:11.810 So anyway, how this movie is shaped is it starts with like a family and their origins, and you kind of have, you know, each generation. 00:12:11.810 --> 00:12:13.670 It's kind of like the Fear Street saga. 00:12:13.830 --> 00:12:18.270 For anyone who ever read the Fear Street Saga books, just read them. 00:12:18.270 --> 00:12:21.390 Don't watch this movie because this movie is garbage. 00:12:22.870 --> 00:12:26.130 I don't know, like there's like one star rating here, a star and a half. 00:12:26.130 --> 00:12:28.770 It was just so boring, drawn out. 00:12:28.770 --> 00:12:31.290 None of the stories were really interesting or good. 00:12:31.610 --> 00:12:35.350 And it felt like it was 200 minutes, not 91 minutes. 00:12:35.350 --> 00:12:36.470 Oof. 00:12:36.470 --> 00:12:48.110 So but if for some reason you want to, I don't know, see the most boring storytelling of history ever, you can watch this on Amazon, Canada, US., Plex, Fawesome, USA. 00:12:48.110 --> 00:12:52.310 I'm going to miss hearing about all these different streaming services that I didn't even know existed. 00:12:52.310 --> 00:12:52.630 Right? 00:12:52.930 --> 00:12:55.650 Um, yeah, if it's free on Plex, go ahead. 00:12:55.650 --> 00:13:01.610 But again, only if you really, really like boring history would I recommend this bad boy right here. 00:13:01.610 --> 00:13:08.750 Well, since we're kind of going with the theme here, let me tell y'all about the next gem that I watched. 00:13:09.490 --> 00:13:12.230 This one is called The Last Cabin. 00:13:12.230 --> 00:13:23.710 It's a 80-minute runtime, and trapped in a remote cabin, a film crew finds themselves stuck by three masked men who know the isolated forest and their every move. 00:13:23.710 --> 00:13:34.050 This is a found footage film, and yet lots of failed attempts at trying to make this actually found footage to break every rule that I ever listed. 00:13:35.370 --> 00:13:39.830 The characters were all just unlikable. 00:13:39.830 --> 00:13:42.350 There was no redeeming quality. 00:13:42.350 --> 00:13:47.690 The effects were extremely low budget and didn't even try to hide it. 00:13:47.690 --> 00:13:58.650 The masked killers looked like they just got a mask from a dollar store, which, you know, OK, that could be creepy, but it just felt just out of place. 00:13:58.650 --> 00:13:59.770 What else was there? 00:13:59.770 --> 00:14:12.990 Oh, it also tried to be the Blair Witch, because there was literally a scene with the main girl towards the end where she points the camera at her face and she starts crying and going, I'm sorry, mom, I'm sorry, dad. 00:14:13.090 --> 00:14:16.390 I'm like, oh, my fucking God. 00:14:16.390 --> 00:14:19.310 We already know how much I love the original Blair Witch project. 00:14:19.310 --> 00:14:22.730 So me seeing that, I'm just like, fuck this, this is stupid. 00:14:22.730 --> 00:14:24.590 It was it was just bad. 00:14:24.590 --> 00:14:25.890 I don't even recommend this. 00:14:25.890 --> 00:14:28.930 Like, and I'm a found footage apologist. 00:14:28.930 --> 00:14:35.030 And I yeah, I gave this one and a half stars out of five on Letterbox. 00:14:35.110 --> 00:14:36.370 Oof, oof. 00:14:36.370 --> 00:14:42.510 Matt, good old sexy Matt Wood, I found his review, goes pretty straight up cabin in the woods, found footage movie. 00:14:42.510 --> 00:14:45.530 All I can really remember was that the actress was pretty crap. 00:14:45.610 --> 00:14:46.490 Yep. 00:14:46.490 --> 00:14:47.810 And the film wasn't scary. 00:14:47.810 --> 00:14:48.170 Yep. 00:14:48.170 --> 00:14:51.030 Like most found footage films these days. 00:14:51.030 --> 00:14:52.810 And he gave it two and a half stars. 00:14:52.810 --> 00:14:54.210 Sums it up right there. 00:14:54.210 --> 00:15:01.070 And yeah, and if you want to watch this gem, Apple TV, Google Play, Amazon, YouTube, Fandango. 00:15:01.070 --> 00:15:03.070 I don't recommend renting this. 00:15:03.110 --> 00:15:04.390 This was just... 00:15:04.390 --> 00:15:08.590 If it comes on 2B, and you're a found footage apologist, maybe, but... 00:15:08.590 --> 00:15:10.310 Maybe, and you're desperate. 00:15:10.310 --> 00:15:10.950 Yeah, good. 00:15:10.950 --> 00:15:12.870 But otherwise, yeah, avoid this one. 00:15:12.870 --> 00:15:14.010 This one was just bad. 00:15:14.010 --> 00:15:16.450 You know, you should just go can tomatoes. 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:17.870 Exactly. 00:15:17.870 --> 00:15:19.470 Live my life. 00:15:19.470 --> 00:15:24.250 Do anything else, actually, instead of watching this movie. 00:15:24.250 --> 00:15:27.070 All right, this next one, Don't Hang Up. 00:15:27.670 --> 00:15:31.130 I saw this a while ago, and I can barely remember it. 00:15:31.130 --> 00:15:32.510 That tells you how great it was. 00:15:32.890 --> 00:15:34.190 All I can say is, hello? 00:15:34.190 --> 00:15:35.690 Oh, you hang up first. 00:15:35.690 --> 00:15:37.050 No, you hang up first. 00:15:37.050 --> 00:15:38.150 You hang up first. 00:15:38.150 --> 00:15:39.610 Don't hang up. 00:15:42.170 --> 00:15:46.690 Haunted by the past, Summer, of course, Summer was her name. 00:15:46.690 --> 00:15:51.710 Anyway, travels to Tulsa, Oklahoma for the wedding of a college friend. 00:15:51.710 --> 00:15:57.590 Her boyfriend, Chris, couldn't make it, but she keeps in constant contact with him via FaceTime. 00:15:59.810 --> 00:16:01.270 That's how I keep in contact. 00:16:01.270 --> 00:16:02.630 Contact. 00:16:02.630 --> 00:16:05.850 After the wedding, Summer and her two friends, Vicki and Eve. 00:16:05.850 --> 00:16:08.450 Oh, yes, the three girls are back in the Airbnb. 00:16:08.450 --> 00:16:09.610 They rented out for the weekend. 00:16:09.610 --> 00:16:11.770 This was also found footage. 00:16:11.770 --> 00:16:12.530 Oh, boy. 00:16:12.530 --> 00:16:17.330 And unaware that their presence in the house has unleashed the ghost of the family. 00:16:17.330 --> 00:16:18.750 Okay, it's coming back to me now. 00:16:18.750 --> 00:16:21.990 This wasn't as bad as I remember it. 00:16:22.030 --> 00:16:23.530 This was definitely low-budget. 00:16:23.530 --> 00:16:26.250 It sounds better than the one you watched. 00:16:26.250 --> 00:16:30.970 So if this was us in 2021, 2022, I would have been like, Scott, watch it. 00:16:30.970 --> 00:16:32.550 But I know you fucking have no time. 00:16:32.550 --> 00:16:35.350 So I will just stay out there. 00:16:35.350 --> 00:16:42.210 For anyone who enjoys found footage, I believe it's Esme. 00:16:42.210 --> 00:16:43.230 Did I say that right? 00:16:43.230 --> 00:16:44.470 Oh, Esme Gray, yes. 00:16:44.470 --> 00:16:47.330 Esme Gray, Esme Gray. 00:16:47.330 --> 00:16:48.350 You may like this. 00:16:48.350 --> 00:16:50.610 This is something you would appreciate. 00:16:51.930 --> 00:16:54.950 But you got to like indie, like true independent horror. 00:16:55.610 --> 00:16:56.410 And it's not bad. 00:16:56.410 --> 00:16:59.890 Like it was only, let's see, it was 90 minutes. 00:16:59.890 --> 00:17:02.950 It didn't overstay its welcome. 00:17:02.950 --> 00:17:10.870 And yeah, I think like it does give the vibe that you're talking in real time to somebody is one of the feedbacks here. 00:17:10.870 --> 00:17:13.530 And they gave it one star, but I don't take that as an insult. 00:17:13.530 --> 00:17:19.690 Like I thought it did a pretty good job of using the phone calls with the boyfriend to like document what's going on. 00:17:20.030 --> 00:17:22.670 Anyway, it was an effort. 00:17:22.670 --> 00:17:28.230 But I would say only watch this if you are found footage completist and you have the time to do so. 00:17:28.230 --> 00:17:29.330 All right. 00:17:29.330 --> 00:17:33.390 Well, I may try to watch it because, you know, I am a found footage lover now. 00:17:33.390 --> 00:17:41.830 Like that's one thing I can say about this podcast, that I started this podcast hating found footage and that now it's become my favorite subgenre of horror. 00:17:41.830 --> 00:17:43.630 You're like, oh, I love sound footage. 00:17:43.630 --> 00:17:44.410 Yeah. 00:17:44.410 --> 00:17:47.450 I'll watch all the shit just to find the good stuff. 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:48.730 And canning tomatoes. 00:17:49.130 --> 00:17:49.730 Yeah. 00:17:49.730 --> 00:17:53.730 And speaking of rather can't rather be canning tomatoes and not watch this shit. 00:17:53.730 --> 00:17:56.070 Here's another winner that I came across. 00:17:59.610 --> 00:18:04.290 This one is called Fear Cabin, the last weekend of summer. 00:18:04.290 --> 00:18:06.690 It's got a 77 minute runtime. 00:18:06.690 --> 00:18:14.910 Six friends rent a cabin in the middle of the woods on the last weekend of summer and set out to have an amazing time full of partying and drinking. 00:18:19.630 --> 00:18:24.230 Little do they know that they will be sharing this cabin with an unexpected guest. 00:18:24.230 --> 00:18:26.450 Will they make it out alive? 00:18:26.450 --> 00:18:27.010 No. 00:18:27.010 --> 00:18:29.270 You won't give a shit if they do. 00:18:29.270 --> 00:18:30.350 It is. 00:18:30.350 --> 00:18:31.530 This one's on Tubi. 00:18:31.530 --> 00:18:33.370 That's why I watched it. 00:18:33.370 --> 00:18:34.990 Um, don't. 00:18:34.990 --> 00:18:35.810 That's all I can say. 00:18:35.810 --> 00:18:37.290 I don't... 00:18:37.290 --> 00:18:39.930 I just didn't like anything about this. 00:18:39.930 --> 00:18:43.130 For 77 minutes, it felt like two hours. 00:18:43.930 --> 00:18:46.070 I was bored to tears. 00:18:46.070 --> 00:18:48.730 The acting was painful. 00:18:48.730 --> 00:18:53.830 The story just felt like it went nowhere and then jumped all over the place. 00:18:53.830 --> 00:18:59.430 When it finally did go somewhere, it just felt like an incoherent mess. 00:18:59.430 --> 00:19:00.490 Just avoid this one. 00:19:00.490 --> 00:19:02.030 It's not worth your time. 00:19:02.030 --> 00:19:02.630 I... 00:19:02.630 --> 00:19:03.670 Yeah, another one that I got. 00:19:03.670 --> 00:19:05.650 I think I gave it one and a half, two stars. 00:19:05.650 --> 00:19:07.970 Ooh, big, big rating, big rating. 00:19:07.970 --> 00:19:12.110 Yeah, I'm trying to give out my worst ratings right now so I can get to the better stuff later. 00:19:12.730 --> 00:19:15.350 Yeah, we're like, this sucked, this sucked. 00:19:15.350 --> 00:19:18.130 Don't worry, we got a MacDaddy coming. 00:19:18.130 --> 00:19:19.670 That was the best goal of the year. 00:19:19.670 --> 00:19:20.850 Oh, fuck, yeah, we did. 00:19:21.490 --> 00:19:22.690 Amazing. 00:19:22.690 --> 00:19:25.390 All right, well, I managed to find something on Netflix. 00:19:25.390 --> 00:19:26.330 Oh, where can you find this? 00:19:26.330 --> 00:19:27.550 Sorry, did you say? 00:19:27.550 --> 00:19:29.530 This one was on Tubi and... 00:19:29.530 --> 00:19:30.710 Tubi, okay. 00:19:30.710 --> 00:19:33.410 Amazon, Google Play, and YouTube. 00:19:33.410 --> 00:19:34.730 No, at least it's on Tubi. 00:19:34.730 --> 00:19:37.190 Yeah, but still don't. 00:19:37.190 --> 00:19:38.090 Still don't. 00:19:38.090 --> 00:19:39.190 Don't watch it. 00:19:39.190 --> 00:19:40.030 Don't go there. 00:19:41.690 --> 00:19:43.070 This one is called Brick. 00:19:43.070 --> 00:19:45.170 It's on Netflix. 00:19:45.170 --> 00:19:46.110 It's... 00:19:46.110 --> 00:19:50.050 Oh, I can't remember which language it's in originally. 00:19:51.150 --> 00:19:53.410 They want to leave, but their apartment won't let them. 00:19:53.410 --> 00:20:01.550 When a mysterious brick wall encloses their apartment overnight, Tim and Olivia must unite with their weary neighbors to get out alive. 00:20:01.550 --> 00:20:02.690 This was interesting. 00:20:02.690 --> 00:20:08.350 Basically, this couple is going to split up, and the chick goes to leave, and there's a brick wall. 00:20:08.730 --> 00:20:10.150 They can't get out of this apartment anywhere. 00:20:10.150 --> 00:20:13.930 There's just brick walls all over the fucking place. 00:20:13.930 --> 00:20:18.110 It's science fiction-y, with that horror enclosed element. 00:20:18.110 --> 00:20:21.450 Judging how Netflix has been this year, this may win the Netflix award. 00:20:21.450 --> 00:20:23.070 Oh, boy. 00:20:23.070 --> 00:20:24.490 I would say it was enjoyable. 00:20:24.490 --> 00:20:36.770 If you like science fiction, and you like the idea of confined horror and relationships, this is obviously a metaphor of what the brick wall means in this film. 00:20:37.310 --> 00:20:39.130 But it was entertaining. 00:20:39.130 --> 00:20:40.670 I enjoyed it enough. 00:20:40.670 --> 00:20:53.310 So I would say if you got the netty, and you like the science fiction, and you like some relationship, horror-ish confined spaces, this could be for you. 00:20:53.310 --> 00:20:56.030 Captions and dubbing are available. 00:20:56.030 --> 00:20:56.350 Nice. 00:20:56.350 --> 00:20:57.130 Okay. 00:20:57.130 --> 00:21:03.690 Because this one sounds, the synopsis almost is like that French movie Lockdown. 00:21:03.690 --> 00:21:04.990 Yes, but better. 00:21:05.350 --> 00:21:06.230 Okay. 00:21:06.230 --> 00:21:07.570 Lockdown was weird. 00:21:07.570 --> 00:21:08.350 Yes, yes, it was. 00:21:08.350 --> 00:21:09.190 It was very weird. 00:21:09.190 --> 00:21:10.250 This is more straightforward. 00:21:10.250 --> 00:21:12.050 Like, oh shit, there's a brick wall, and we can't get out. 00:21:12.050 --> 00:21:13.250 What the fuck? 00:21:13.250 --> 00:21:13.590 Right? 00:21:13.590 --> 00:21:21.630 So I would say that it's, you know, I wouldn't run out and say, get Netflix if you don't have it, to watch this film. 00:21:21.630 --> 00:21:24.910 But I would say that it was entertaining enough. 00:21:24.910 --> 00:21:25.090 Okay. 00:21:25.090 --> 00:21:27.490 If you have the Netflix, and you like the science fiction. 00:21:27.490 --> 00:21:27.910 Good to know. 00:21:27.910 --> 00:21:37.510 I will have to look this one up, because I don't think I've watched a single Netflix this year, and it's because I don't have Netflix to skim anymore, so now I just got to wait for friends to load it up on Plex. 00:21:37.510 --> 00:21:37.890 Yeah. 00:21:37.990 --> 00:21:39.730 I don't think anyone's loaded this up on Plex. 00:21:39.730 --> 00:21:41.030 You may have to ask for it. 00:21:41.030 --> 00:21:41.470 Okay. 00:21:41.470 --> 00:21:43.730 So it will just be me doing the Netflix award this year. 00:21:43.730 --> 00:21:44.670 Me deciding. 00:21:44.670 --> 00:21:46.510 Might very well be. 00:21:46.510 --> 00:21:52.810 As it always should have been, just me deciding what the best movies are anyway. 00:21:52.810 --> 00:21:54.350 This next one is just you. 00:21:54.350 --> 00:21:57.530 I have not got a chance to watch it yet, unfortunately. 00:21:57.610 --> 00:22:02.150 Yeah, I've seen it was on the shutter, just had not had the chance yet. 00:22:02.150 --> 00:22:04.610 This is an Aussie cunt film. 00:22:04.610 --> 00:22:05.490 Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. 00:22:05.490 --> 00:22:06.290 Oi, oi, oi. 00:22:06.290 --> 00:22:07.950 Oi, oi, oi. 00:22:07.950 --> 00:22:09.290 Seems like I fucking hate you guys. 00:22:09.290 --> 00:22:11.790 I'm so glad you're ending. 00:22:11.790 --> 00:22:16.850 The Ocean Leads Our Dangerous Animals, also known as Scott and I when we get loose. 00:22:16.850 --> 00:22:18.770 Yeah. 00:22:18.770 --> 00:22:22.090 The Ocean Leads No Trace. 00:22:22.090 --> 00:22:28.730 A savvy and free-spirited surfer is abducted by a shark-obsessed serial killer, held captive on his boat. 00:22:28.730 --> 00:22:34.970 She must figure out how to escape before he carries out a ritualistic feeding to the sharks below. 00:22:36.610 --> 00:22:40.250 The villain in this is quite good. 00:22:40.250 --> 00:22:44.510 You kind of get behind the villain, I would say more than you get behind the girl. 00:22:44.510 --> 00:22:44.930 Oh, okay. 00:22:44.930 --> 00:22:46.090 Because he's funny. 00:22:46.090 --> 00:22:47.010 He's funny. 00:22:47.010 --> 00:22:48.550 He's kind of the highlight of the film. 00:22:48.550 --> 00:22:52.770 It's a fairly smooth ride. 00:22:52.770 --> 00:22:57.790 Matt Wood gave it three stars, Tim gave it two and a half, Rob Humphreys gave it three. 00:22:57.790 --> 00:22:59.150 I would say it was a three star. 00:22:59.150 --> 00:23:01.030 Dave Bailey gave it three and a half. 00:23:01.030 --> 00:23:02.530 I would say it was a three star for me. 00:23:02.530 --> 00:23:04.550 I enjoyed it. 00:23:04.550 --> 00:23:09.710 It had a clear plot to it that was easy enough to follow. 00:23:09.710 --> 00:23:13.950 And of course, there's unrealistic things that happen. 00:23:13.950 --> 00:23:15.810 It's a fucking shark film. 00:23:15.830 --> 00:23:16.230 Right. 00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:21.670 But the shark footage isn't super cheesy from what I recall. 00:23:21.670 --> 00:23:24.190 And it's really the main guy here that carries the film. 00:23:24.450 --> 00:23:28.230 Like, he makes it quite entertaining and well done. 00:23:28.230 --> 00:23:36.030 I would say, if you like shark films, if you like the whole captive, how am I going to escape, kind of horror, this is for you. 00:23:36.030 --> 00:23:39.530 This is definitely one of the better films, I would say. 00:23:39.530 --> 00:23:41.810 And that is kind of a low bar. 00:23:41.810 --> 00:23:46.610 Not the top of 2025, but not the bottom of 2025. 00:23:46.610 --> 00:23:47.030 Right. 00:23:47.030 --> 00:23:48.690 It's floating in the middle there. 00:23:49.210 --> 00:23:51.010 It's floating, like the ship. 00:23:52.170 --> 00:24:01.470 So if you're interested, it's on Apple TV, Google Play, Amazon, Cineplex if you live in Canada, and Plex as well for rent. 00:24:01.470 --> 00:24:07.330 And I would say if you like shark movies, or you like survival films, it's worth it. 00:24:07.330 --> 00:24:10.730 It has a 3.0 rating on Letterboxd, which to me is average. 00:24:10.730 --> 00:24:12.930