[upbeat music] The noon hour of Madness and Mayhem, the podcast.
It's the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.
I'm Victor Wilt, and we've got Justin Pearson here as well.
Hey.
What's up, Justin?
Hey, how are you?
Doing good.
My buddy Barbecue Dave from Dave's Fire & Smoke wanted me to try out his new smash burger.
Let me look at it here.
So-
Zooming in.
Victor's the burger connoisseur.
That looks excellent.
So it's a double smash burger, two patties, uh, cheese. It's got Burnt Ends brisket on the inside-
Oh my goodness
... uh, spicy pickled onions, uh, pickles, tomato, cheese. And he's like, "Give it a try."
All right.
All right, let's give it a try.
Where, where is that place at?
He's in, uh, the yellow, uh, barbecue truck in the Bolero parking lot.
Okay, okay.
So we're on First.
All right. I've driven past it.
He's fantastic. His barbecue is so good.
All right.
That thing.
I might have to... Man. Here, let me zoom in. That does look pretty delish.
This looks like a really good product.
It does.
Just gonna say, you know?
Absolutely.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
You guys don't get any of this.
I- that's okay.
You don't get your share.
I don't want your dirty Justin germs.
Oh, that's right. Germophobe.
Mm-hmm.
Such a weirdo.
Take the, uh, biggest bite possible.
Oh, yeah [laughs].
[laughs]
I don't want to impress people.
[laughs]
Sorry.
[laughs]
God dang it.
All right, here we go.
All right, now we'll wait for him to chew, and we'll get his, uh... I see some nodding.
Mm-hmm.
Nodding in approval.
Is it better than the other product-
Yeah
... that you tried recently?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I would imagine.
That's what I, that's what I, that's what I figured.
Um, I, I wasn't even impressed enough by the product, you know, that everybody's talking about it, the way it looked to give it a try.
It wasn't a bad burger. I mean, if you're... I mean, for what it is, but-
Yeah. No, this looks, uh, much better.
The Burnt Ends-
Yeah?
The, the brisket on, or Burnt Ends brisket on the inside of these smash burger patties is to die for.
I know. Now you're making me hungry.
Good work, Barbecue Dave.
Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, Justin.
It's too bad you don't like germs from other people.
Nope. Nope.
Do you kiss your girlfriend?
Unless-
What's going on?
[laughs]
I don't understand.
I don't like... Yeah, I don't like her germs either.
Apparently [laughs].
[laughs]
Stay six feet apart from me, Becca.
That's right.
Are you wearing a mask?
Mask up.
[laughs]
So all right, Barbecue Dave, thank you very much. Dave's Fire & Smoke, good stuff.
[upbeat music] Shout out to Justin once again visiting the noon hour of Madness and Mayhem. I am Peaches.
I am Victor Wilt. And yeah, if you don't wanna listen to Peaches' pit party, you can listen to Justin on The Hawk.
Yeah, sure.
He's on air at the same time.
Right, 2:00 to 7:00, 105 The Hawk. You know, country if you wanna listen to that. I'm, I, I would like to catch my fish, drive my truck.
[laughs]
Isn't he coming to the area, Lee Brice?
I thought I heard that, but I, I don't know. I think he's coming to Boise or something like-
He was driving his truck to the area.
You can't do that anymore. He, you know? It's tough being country anymore.
I guess so.
You know?
Yeah. Well, um, in replacement of his show, I did find the perfect show for you, Victor.
Oh, yeah.
I went to, I went to Pollstar and was just trying to see if I missed anything. Like, even just-
Mm-hmm
... the smallest shows in Salt Lake City.
Mm-hmm.
Obviously, I mean, I, I don't have every stinking show on that calendar-
Yeah
... that's rock and metal related. Because, you know, some band I think called, like, Worm is coming to-
Okay
... Wormrot maybe-
Wormrot
... is coming to the, uh, Aces High Saloon, I think, or something like that.
Okay.
I don't have those kind of shows on the concert calendar, but if they do pop up, I will add them.
Yeah.
But the, this place called the Egyptian Theatre in Park City, Utah.
Okay. I, I thought it would be in Boise. They have an Egyptian Theatre.
I think there's a few of them. That's why there's a few Knitting Factories as well.
Mm-hmm.
It's kind of confusing, but-
Yeah
... I, I think this is the one in Utah. Now you have me second guessing.
I don't know.
No, yeah, there is one. Okay, look. I scrolled to the bottom. Yeah, Park City, Utah, on Main Street.
Okay. Who is it?
Um, they have the Red Hot Chili Pipers playing.
[laughs] Oh, geez. Somebody who's gonna buy tickets is gonna be very disappointed.
I added that to our concert calendar just to confuse people.
[laughs] Good, good.
Um, but I also wanted to point this one out to you, Meowbeth.
Meowbeth?
Meowbeth, instead of Macbeth.
Meowbeth.
Meowbeth. It's, uh, let me see here.
So it's a play?
"A twisted tale of magic, paranoia, and very cute but power-hungry little cats. Our play centers around the ambitious junkyard cat Meowbeth, who has just been told by three cat witches that he is destined to become king of the junkyard."
[laughs]
"Believing, believing them wholeheartedly, Meowbeth embarks on a bloody quest to ensure that this destiny comes to pass, no matter how many other cats he may have to scratch along the way."
All right. And I'm, I'm sure you can get, uh, cheap lodging in Park City [laughs]. I'm sure hotels-
Oh, yeah
... are cheap. [laughs]
There's a, um-
How much are tickets to Meowbeth?
Uh, let's go for Friday, May 1st, the first showing of three.
Okay.
It's loading seats for me. There's the stage. Okay. Well, uh, it's just 10 bucks.
Really?
Yeah [laughs].
That's it?
That's it.
I might go for 10 bucks.
Reserve seating, 10 bucks. Free ticket if you're 17 and under.
Wow. Okay, so it must not be t- too bloody-
No
... like they said.
No, no.
Not if you're, they're letting the kids in free.
Right, yeah. But-
Or maybe. Maybe-
Oh, there's hardly, there's hardly anybody who's bought seats so far for this play.
Hmm.
The first two rows are filled up, but rows C through O, wide open.
Dude, 10 bucks. All right, maybe.
It's gonna cost you a whole lot more money just to f- drive down to-
Oh, dude
... to Park City.
I know. I've, I've gotta drive to Poky this afternoon, and driving past the gas station this morning again, it's like, "Argh."
I know. I monitor the, uh, this particular one that's the cheapest in the area.
Mm-hmm.
And I see them going up. I'm like, "Oh, what are the other stations like?"
Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm not... I should have filled up yesterday, but I was being lazy, and I'm like, "Oh, I'll do it tomo-
You, you... Right now, if you need to fill up, just do it, 'cause it seems like every day it jumps at least 10 cents.
Right, yeah.
Yeah, it's stupid.
Well, you'll siphon, or not... What is it? Siphon the gas? [laughs]
Siphon the gas.
Put it in little, uh, gallon canisters and save it for later.
Yeah. If you, if you see me out near the, uh, station vehicles with a hose-
[laughs]
[laughs] You know? Just turn a blind eye.
I know that there's something going on, but I haven't dug into it, 'cause I don't like Afroman
Um, also, by the way, I hate the fact that our left monitor won't... If, if I click on anything, it just gives me [computer beeping]
Um, oh, great.
That sound
That wasn't doing that to me this morning
If, if I click on anything on the bottom hot bar
Huh
If I click on it on the right PC, it's fine.
That's weird
But it's been, it's been doing this [computer beeping] for the past couple of days.
Huh. I must never click on the left task bar [laughs] apparently.
You, you must not. Well, I, I wanted to bring this up, 'cause this is utterly hilarious. Now, Afroman has been wreaking havoc on this, uh, on this, uh, specific police department.
Yeah, like, 'cause what, they raided his house or something?
They like... Yeah, I guess they raided his house, but it was a botched raid, so he made a whole song about it. And I guess the police department, Adams County Sheriff's deputies are suing Afroman because he released a music video following a botched raid on his home.
Yeah. He-
Officers... Oh, what was that?
He was, like, making fun of them and stuff?
Oh, it's so funny. I wish I could play the specific clip that I have pulled up here, but it's just so crass, and obviously, like, it wouldn't pass on the air.
Yeah.
But he, he supposedly hooked up with one of the police officer's wives.
Oh.
And they were... They've been together since middle school.
Wow.
And he just somehow, like-
[laughs]
... made that happen, and sure enough, the guy's crying in court, yelling at him.
Oh, my gosh.
It's like, well, Afroman, it's not really... It's partially Afroman's fault, obviously, for knowing that she was a married woman. But at the same time-
Well, Afroman-
... it takes two to tango.
Yeah. Yeah. Well, Afroman's a dirtbag, so yeah.
[laughs]
I don't like Afroman.
When your biggest song is And Then I Got High, like-
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
No, he's, i- he's not a good dude, so-
But it-
... that's why I haven't dug into it
... it always makes me laugh when he, uh... When, when, when, not, not when he, but when there's a, when there's a lawsuit that says, "Oh, it caused me mental distress and, uh, a danger."
Well-
It's like you're just asking for money at that point
... I mean, waking up in the morning causes me mental distress and danger. [laughs]
Yeah, you could sue this world. [laughs]
[laughs] I have to drive here every day on these crazy roads. [laughs]
[laughs] [upbeat music] You know what's funny, Victor?
Hmm.
Is, uh, the, the K-Bar 101 in Salt Lake City, um, they, they're sharing concert footage-
Mm
... of Testament, Overkill, and Destruction, and I'm glad their fan base is, uh, pointing out the fact that they don't ever really play any of those bands at all.
Good.
And-
It's a bad time. I-
... the... Oh, go for it. I'm sorry
... I was gonna say, it makes me crazy when I see radio stations like, "So and So presents these bands," and they don't play them, or they're doing announcements at shows for bands they don't play.
The world-famous K-Rock presents Cattle Decapitation.
Exactly. [laughs] You know, like, stay in your lane, you know? Just stick with what you do. And you rarely see fans of those radio stations say anything in the comments. So this was, uh, what station?
K-Bar in Salt Lake City.
Oh, K-Bar in Salt Lake. That's right.
Yeah, yeah. The, the, the Metal Mailman.
Ah, the Metal Mailman.
Commented on, uh, this guy's... One of the many comments I saw saying, "Hey, no, I play Testament, uh, Saturday nights, 8:00 to 11:00."
[laughs] Yeah. We've... Th- that's just funny. That's-
I'll-
... the craziest they get
... I'll wrap up this show with some Testament. Or should we wrap up with something heavier?
Uh, let's go even heavier.
Okay.
You know? Like, if, if they're gonna play Testament late at night 'cause they're afraid to play it during the day, let's show them how it's done.
I think there was somebody recently that said, "Uh, we play a lot of screamy tracks that give that guy a headache."
Aw.
And it's like, "Aw, does someone want a diaper?"
[laughs]
Some, some tissues.
It's too loud. You're too old.
Yeah. [laughs]
That's what they say. Yeah, let's find something super brutal to end this show. And, uh-
Like that Hideous Divinity track we play on kick show? [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah. And i- if you ever see radio stations posting about bands that they don't play, give them grief.
Yeah, please.
Give them some crap, 'cause they deserve it. Or especially videos of DJs on stage announcing bands that they don't play.
Oh.
You don't deserve the stage time.
I was very happy to see that, uh, Jamie Johnson, I do like his track In Color. He's a country artist.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a good song.
That's the only track I know from him, really, but it's a great song.
Yeah, he's good.
And I remember he was yelling at this country station for-
[laughs] Yeah
... taking up stage time when they don't play any of his tracks.
Yeah. Yeah, I remember that. And he got a bunch of backlash for it. And I was like, "No, I'm all for this."
I would love for a supposed artist to try saying, "We don't play them."
Yeah.
I'll go on stage and fight them back, like we do.
[laughs]
I have the logs right here.
That's right. We'll show you.
Yeah, we'll show you. [laughs] You, you, you walk up with a packet.
[laughs]
Here are the numbers. [laughs]
Here's the paperwork. I printed the top 1,500 songs we play. [upbeat music]
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