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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome back to Beard. Listen dickless me.

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Speaker 2: Oh that makes someone want to listen.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Smith.

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Speaker 2: And I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: I was on The Talk this week or last week

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Speaker 1: two days ago, I know, and I the kid I

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Speaker 1: put up on my in my story like this little

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Speaker 1: clip from the show, and the kid thought it was hysterical.

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Speaker 1: So this morning, at like six in the morning, I

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Speaker 1: texted to her, so here was the clip I saw.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever seen the Talk. There

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Speaker 1: was a very version of it years ago that had

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Speaker 1: like Julie Chen and Sarah Gilbert were hosts and stuff.

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Speaker 1: But for years now it's been like Jerry O'Connell and

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Speaker 1: these other kids and whatnot. So I've been on the

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Speaker 1: show before. I was there, I think for Clerks three,

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Speaker 1: and then I came back to do some four thirty

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Speaker 1: movie press and it's like they're ending. The show's going

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Speaker 1: off the air for real, Yeah, which is like in

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Speaker 1: terms of places to do a national spot, you know,

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Speaker 1: in terms of publicity and whatnot. Like now it's well,

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Speaker 1: let's see Fallent, No, Jimmy Kimmel's out here, Access Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: And where's good Morning America.

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Speaker 1: New York. Mostly everything's New York and so the Talk

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Speaker 1: going away is like one more like the business getting smaller.

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Speaker 1: And so when they were like, hey, do you want

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Speaker 1: to go on the talk? I was like, you know what,

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna get to ask me that next year,

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Speaker 1: So fuck yeah, I want to go on the talk.

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Speaker 1: And it's close. It's also it's at CBS Radford, which

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Speaker 1: is where we shot Jane Slibov shuk back, so like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'll always fucking roll up on there. And

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Speaker 1: uh so I went on the show and it's like

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Speaker 1: a daytime talk show kind of affair and whatnot, and

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Speaker 1: the audience is very like whoa. It's one of those

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Speaker 1: things like you know, I saw Clep of Jerry O'Connell.

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Speaker 1: He's talking about somebody was the guest. Some lady was

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Speaker 1: a guest and he's married to Rebecca Romaine and he

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Speaker 1: was like looking at the camera, he's like did you

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Speaker 1: hear that? That's what you got to do as my wife,

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Speaker 1: and like whoa. And they played music very like Ellen

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Speaker 1: DeGeneres and it kind of sounds so I'm I go

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Speaker 1: out and I get a bigger welcome than I would

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Speaker 1: have assumed in a place. You know, that's like cater's

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Speaker 1: mostly to an audience that I don't really talk to,

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Speaker 1: and I always default for shows like that to Momily,

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Speaker 1: to my mom. Really, so I opened with some fucking

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Speaker 1: Mammily material. I was like, Oh, my mom loves the.

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Speaker 3: Show kids, and so wait, go back, what do you mean,

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Speaker 3: like what she.

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Speaker 1: Watched the shows? She's like, oh my kids, like she

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Speaker 1: calls you know, like my stories. If she was watching

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Speaker 1: the soap opera. That show's got five people on it,

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Speaker 1: so they're all kids to call them, they're all mamily's

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Speaker 1: children children, which you know, what about those of us

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Speaker 1: who are fucking by blood Momily? And Momily is just

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Speaker 1: like watersticking and blood bitch, I told you that story, right,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, my god, it's like one of the

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Speaker 1: If I hadn't made Clerks, this would be the biggest

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Speaker 1: thing that ever happened in my life. So we're at

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Speaker 1: Christmas and a Christmas nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight. I'm

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Speaker 1: a youngster still, I'm either seventy or eight years old,

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Speaker 1: and let's say seventy eight, seventy nine. So my uncle Wayne,

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Speaker 1: my father's brother, they're still alive to this day. He

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Speaker 1: is the single man young my father's youngest brother, and

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Speaker 1: so you know, he's like he was a little like playboy,

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Speaker 1: always had like different girlfriend and stuff like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we'd had Christmas, you know, we went over to

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Speaker 1: then came home. And so it was Christmas Day evening,

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Speaker 1: not Christmas Eve, but the night of Christmas, and we're

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Speaker 1: all in our pajamas and watching like TV and Mom's

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Speaker 1: phone ring and my uncle Wayne calls and my dad

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Speaker 1: to my mom, oh, Wayne's gonna come by. Who's a girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: You know? For me as a kid, I was a

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Speaker 1: great presence, true, one more fucking relative, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get some fucking gifts.

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Speaker 2: So true.

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Speaker 1: My mom was like no. MoMA was like no, he's

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Speaker 1: not coming over. We're done. And Dad's like, well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm preparing for this day for like three months. We

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Speaker 1: so she was like, no, you would call him back

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy eight, seventy nine, maybe eighty, andes like, how

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Speaker 1: way here. We had no cell phones, so it escalated

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Speaker 1: very very quickly, with mom thrown out examples of like

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Speaker 1: why my father shouldn't be welcoming Uncle Wayne on Christmas night,

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Speaker 1: like well he did that thing to you one time,

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Speaker 1: like this old ass thing that happened like decades before.

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Speaker 2: Did Grandma not like him or just wasn't wasn't trying to?

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Speaker 1: She want having company and Christmas was over, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: not disrupting my evening for you know, fucking anybody, let

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Speaker 1: alone fucking Wayne. Like time to visit was like visiting

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Speaker 1: hours and now the kids are SETTLM.

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Speaker 2: Momily said in a boundary bro.

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Speaker 1: Bro nothing healthier than that.

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Speaker 2: So she no, she's not.

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Speaker 1: Awkward from my dad because he was like that's my

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Speaker 1: brother and like he wants to come over and like

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Speaker 1: I would like to see him on.

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Speaker 2: Christmas, Mommy's like, no, no, can't do.

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Speaker 1: Mommy put up a boundary. But let's be honest, Mommiy

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Speaker 1: and Popoley two of the most codependant motherfuckers you ever

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Speaker 1: met your life, and then they passed it down to

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Speaker 1: their kids as well. I wish she'd passed down the

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Speaker 1: fucking boundaries to me and stuff. I have a fundamental

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Speaker 1: inability to say no, Like in that situation, I'd be like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course, come and bring everybody like, you know, just

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Speaker 1: open up the house and shit like that. But Momily

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Speaker 1: wasn't that person stilling, So she was like no, And

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Speaker 1: my dad foolishly uttered an expression that I don't know,

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Speaker 1: said it, oh fucking Momily popped the fuck off, bro.

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Speaker 1: It was it was. It was crazy. So my father

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Speaker 1: goes talking about you know, his brother, talking about Uncle Wayne.

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Speaker 1: He says to my mother, blood is thicker than water. Brace.

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Speaker 1: Now what does that mean to you? What was the

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Speaker 1: implication with that statement that, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know about the water. I mean I've heard that,

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Speaker 2: I've heard the saying before, I don't know about the

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Speaker 1: Now the dress, what does it mean you do what did?

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Speaker 1: Is it bad?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to analyze. I don't know what the water

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Speaker 2: farm means, but like, relatives come first.

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Speaker 1: No, okay, well then break it down. Blood would be

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Speaker 1: what the relatives? So what's the water he shares with

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Speaker 1: my uncle Wayne? Blood? Does he share with my.

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Speaker 2: Mother the child?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yes, oh yeah, I'm discounting that, but that was

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Speaker 1: his He was saying blood meaning my fucker was thicker

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Speaker 1: than water, meaning like I'm married you, this is.

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Speaker 2: My Yeah, yeah, I hear that.

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Speaker 1: And mamally was like who your Like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: she went Linda Blair so fucking fast. Now she didn't

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Speaker 1: face went nuclear. You could tell she was and she

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Speaker 1: did the fucking shape thing. She's storing him out of

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Speaker 1: and that I didn't even do an it justice, So

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Speaker 1: you know, Dad was in the kitchen. He stormed to

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Speaker 2: I was like, that wasn't too pop.

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Speaker 1: For the children. She's like, you little bit your mindh

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Speaker 1: my god. She she he wanted a kitchen. She went

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Speaker 1: Virginia and Donald, my brother and sister. They are four

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Speaker 1: and five years older than me. They're like, because the

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Speaker 1: the bedroom, fucking through the wall. Mamaly came in, threw

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Speaker 1: fixed it, really.

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Speaker 2: As a reminder, don't you ever fucking say that.

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Speaker 1: I do feel that they had some conversation. He was like, well,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, don't touch that wall. You could see

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Speaker 1: that wall every day. We'll remind you. Water is thicker

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Speaker 1: than blood. Motherfucker. By the grace of grace. Oh my

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Speaker 1: god father, such a pussy whip. He was like, I

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Speaker 1: just fucking I want to taste of grace. Let he

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Speaker 2: That powerful right there.

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Speaker 1: Blood is thicker than water. Now break it down.

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Speaker 2: What is water?

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Speaker 1: Stamp was the water is like blood is what I

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Speaker 1: me and you and me and mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah blood you share, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Thicker than water. I share nothing with Mom, no DNA,

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Speaker 1: no material, nothing like that. So that's water in this

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Speaker 1: it means. I think so, but that's what it meant

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Speaker 1: in that instance. However, I was a kid seeing it

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Speaker 1: saying is uncle Wight blood moment. And I was like

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Speaker 1: And even then as a kid, I was like and like,

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Speaker 1: why is this a problem? Why did she punch the wall?

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Speaker 1: Like that makes no sense? Years later when I find

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Speaker 1: years old and my mom is like, well, you don't

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Speaker 1: know this, but I'm adopted and my whole fucking world

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Speaker 1: was like why forgot?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: So never mind, I'll.

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Speaker 2: Tell you that till you were eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Nobody knew that shit. Nobody knew that shit because back

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Speaker 1: then that was like, you don't fucking talk about that,

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Speaker 1: like there was a there was a there's a story

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Speaker 1: in our family about how was it? Donna? I think

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Speaker 1: my cousin Donna like asked my aunt Marie, like something

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Speaker 1: about my mom, like, you know, wasn't Aunt Grace adopted?

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Speaker 1: And she got fucking smacked, because you can smack a

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Speaker 1: kid back in those days. My Aunt Marie was like,

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Speaker 1: never say that again, like it was a holy like

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Speaker 1: a family secret and not. I don't know why that's like,

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Speaker 2: Was talking about I publicized that, but any of this, but.

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Speaker 1: I said, objectify my dad on said when I said,

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Speaker 1: my gosh, it turned in to cheap a piece of

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Speaker 2: I kind of I felt, I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm in thirty years of doing my job,

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Speaker 2: Good and somebody did that to me.

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Speaker 1: I know, could you imagine with Momily and you're on

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Speaker 1: I'stle your bustle on and you're like, okay, and then

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Speaker 1: when you do it like we missed it, do it again.

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Speaker 1: I probably would be watching that and she'd be like,

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Speaker 1: I'm so proud of her. She hustled her bustle just

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Speaker 1: It was the other day. You were like, don't go

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Speaker 1: the most heinous ship you could tell a pairent. It like,

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Speaker 1: you might as well send me an engraved invitation to

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Speaker 1: We're also good. They're gonna put up the I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: It wasn't that, but it was just you is the

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Speaker 1: want to see me being like that kind of ship?

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Speaker 1: Why was I not allowed to look? I don't want to.

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Speaker 2: I don't wanna, I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: That's between us. I was not When I looked, I

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Speaker 1: was relieved. You imagination, when you're like, don't go like

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Speaker 1: you're like those fuckers in American Werewolf, stay on the path,

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Speaker 1: stay off the moors. It's like, wait, why don't ask?

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Speaker 2: Because you can, you can hide your stories from people,

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Speaker 2: and I thought that you could do that with your

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Speaker 1: Case, do me a favor, hide all the horrible animal

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Speaker 1: stories that you'll put up there, like you a dump

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Speaker 1: this fucking puppy, you piece is shit. He's down the

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Speaker 1: you monster. Anytime I opened your stories, I like, I

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Speaker 1: wish you would block this ship.

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Speaker 2: I could, but I won't know. But I was trying

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Speaker 2: can't do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't block the post.

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Speaker 2: No, you can't hide the post from somebody. You can

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Speaker 2: only hide the stories. Why we wanted to hide it

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Speaker 2: because I didn't want you to see it.

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Speaker 1: When do I ever give you ship anymore? One time

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Speaker 1: I used to. I used to jump into her fucking

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Speaker 1: She's like, you have to stop that because yeah, she

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Speaker 1: got busy. She was like, it's like you're allowing people

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to trying to get some fucking shots.

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Speaker 2: And I'm trying to make a.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I just more didn't want I didn't want

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Speaker 1: It, like strolling through my feet, like yeah, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was even that scandalous. There's some fucking the bathing shoes

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Speaker 1: shot you put up where I was like, why don't

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Speaker 1: you fucking opening only fans, Oh my god, fucking centimeters

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Speaker 1: from a nip slip and ship like that. But yes,

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Speaker 1: I probably not objectified in horrible way where I'm like

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Speaker 1: I'll never go back, don't matter something done?

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Speaker 2: So yeah, true, but.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, that's it. That's the only area. If they were like,

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Speaker 1: you know, we will give you, They're like, you know

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Speaker 1: what our audience here and at home, Like if I

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Speaker 1: got to call this on Monday where Rob my publicist

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Speaker 1: got a call and he was like, talk that camp segment.

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Speaker 2: They want to take it and run what they went.

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Speaker 1: Megaviral, Like they think this is the beginning of a thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like that the show's ending, Like don't care. They

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Speaker 1: want to go out. This could I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to excite you, but this could save

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Speaker 1: the show. I'm like, get the funk out of Like

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Speaker 1: people loved the Calf's bit. Honestly, they want to hire

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Speaker 1: you as a as a constant correspondent, you'll be on

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Speaker 1: every episode of The Talk.

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Speaker 2: You have to be turned around and it's your cap.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but it's like, okay, so there are They're like,

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Speaker 1: there's sixty episodes of The Talk left fantastic, Like every

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Speaker 1: show you have to reveal a new body part. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, you haven't let me finish?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Wait is this a hypothetical premiere for you?

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Speaker 1: For both of us? So it's finite, but it could

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Speaker 1: develop into like it could save the show and I

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Speaker 1: could fucking keep down it. And they say, if that's

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Speaker 1: the case, then I'm just going to join the panel.

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Speaker 1: Oh for the next season. No more fucking showing off

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Speaker 1: cheese kaking ship. Okay, but with sixty pieces to show up,

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Speaker 1: that's everything. Now, don't have to be at once. I'm

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Speaker 1: not like a human advent calendar where you open every

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Speaker 1: door and.

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Speaker 2: Ship your Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Like I can't wait till he gets the twenty fifth.

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Speaker 1: It is like one piece of a time, So like

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Speaker 1: one higher was this ship thigh? One thigh counts Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I can like hike up my sadly hike up

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Speaker 1: my georts. That's how I think, how again, they start

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Speaker 1: talking about my jeworts and ship hike up. My George

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Speaker 1: georts were like hugely in style now, oh yeah, And

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, you know, I just never gave

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Speaker 1: them up, so and then I was talking about like

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Speaker 1: I like them because they show off. My only good

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Speaker 1: featurigin is my cats.

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Speaker 2: And that's when it's not your only good let's see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and my sparkling wit, like nobody. Ain't nobody jerking

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Speaker 1: off to anybody's sparkling wit. They need a visualize. They

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Speaker 1: start up the top, they're like gross, but when they

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Speaker 1: get to my fucking calves, like that's bank material.

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Speaker 2: You do have calves of steels.

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Speaker 1: We all know it.

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Speaker 2: But you're such a cutie, don't see You're so short.

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Speaker 1: Now you're very sweet, and let's see how cutie I am.

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Speaker 1: When I fucking pose and fucking bikini shots, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I put it up in my feet and you're like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god. Could you imagine I'm

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Speaker 1: wearing a string bikini and ship it's a little marble

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Speaker 1: bag just tucking my fucking ship.

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Speaker 4: My fucking thunder thighs flowing outside of this string bikini

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Speaker 4: and I'm wearing the top as well, And it looks

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Speaker 4: like I'm supporting a top, like you know what, it

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Speaker 4: works for him, but.

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Speaker 1: He's got bubage to hold up.

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Speaker 2: He's coming into his own and I'm happy for.

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Speaker 1: I don't imagine that will get like two hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty thousand likes. It might be worth it. Why not,

433
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: I'd be terrible for you, Like people be like, isn't

434
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: your father the one who or string bikini on Instagram?

435
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,080
Speaker 1: Thirsty months? Was he always like that?

436
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: It's been a long journey and he's number one.

437
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: He's on his journey and it's been along and it's

438
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,440
Speaker 1: been a long one decades in he's trying.

439
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 2: If he wants to do that, I support him. If

440
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,159
Speaker 2: he wants to do that himself, I support him. I

441
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: don't know how I feel about the talk. I'm chuck

442
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 2: defying him now, Yeah, that's.

443
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 1: What you really got this ship. No, that's go to

444
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:01,120
Speaker 1: CBS Raptor with a sign that's like the talk on ying.

445
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: Leave our men alone, Leave our men alone, like.

446
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,280
Speaker 2: Leave my dad's cows alone.

447
00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith's daughter, bring a camera, bring a camera.

448
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what the fuck is happening?

449
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 1: Madness News at eleven?

450
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh god, she must have a lot of free time, get.

451
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:42,680
Speaker 1: A job like keep rolling or are continuing Nepo maddness series.

452
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:50,840
Speaker 2: Fuck, it's too sad.

453
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:56,119
Speaker 1: If a joke, But he did get up to be

454
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,720
Speaker 1: like should I check on? Yeah, He's like all right,

455
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,240
Speaker 1: insanely empathetic, and she was like, I think you're going

456
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: too far. You was like, Wucky got a bath. We

457
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: took them to sam Screenpaw to get their belt, which

458
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: is a lovely service. I mean, these dogs are fucking big. Well,

459
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: Bucky is very big and Bertie has some sash. But

460
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: when they give them back to you, they put these

461
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: little kerchiefs on them which they cut from. Like Jennifer

462
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,199
Speaker 1: points out, she's like literally like two cents worth of

463
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 1: but it makes all the difference where it's like I

464
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: can't wait to see what they come out.

465
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: Hello, it is so handsome.

466
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: It's just that extra touch.

467
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 2: Man that makes so beautiful.

468
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,239
Speaker 1: We had to get them washed because we took them

469
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: to the beach, took them out to Malibu. I was like,

470
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 1: let's take the dogs for a long ass ride.

471
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,639
Speaker 2: How many times have you been to the beach in

472
00:27:55,680 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 2: the past decade? Once Huger.

473
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 1: Flick because we were right across the street from a beach,

474
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: so we took the dogs there. But we went to

475
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: there's a beach that's outpassed Malibu that's dog friendly and

476
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: it had this like fucking they called it the stairs.

477
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: There were none you know it with stones and fucking

478
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: like it was a rough It was a rough descent

479
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:27,960
Speaker 1: for anybody, let alone if your car you're leashed to

480
00:28:28,119 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: two dogs, who like is because you start on the

481
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 1: cliff and fucking Bertie was just like, you know what

482
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm like, whoa bro holding their back and ship.

483
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:43,280
Speaker 1: So once we got down to the beach, though, heaven

484
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 1: it is crazy, we shot video and Harley saw the

485
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: video like they were both just running into the surf

486
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: and like fucking having a blast, and like Birdie was

487
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: opening it up full file. She was chasing seagulls, but

488
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: not on the ground. In the air. They were a

489
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: bover and she'd like trucking down the beach and.

490
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 2: Shit, she can truly leap. She can gets a lot

491
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: of air. Boatie's pretty impressive.

492
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: So Heven Lucky was like, but a few times, like

493
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 1: I saw her dive out into the surf and I

494
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, because the waves are coming

495
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 1: in pretty hard, and I was, you know, there was

496
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 1: a moment in my head where I was like, if

497
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: she gets taken out by the undertoe, do not go

498
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:37,240
Speaker 1: into the water. Because every fucking story you hear about

499
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 1: like the dog got taken out by a wave, the

500
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,000
Speaker 1: human went to save the dog, the human got taken

501
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,640
Speaker 1: out by the wave. The dog wound up safely on

502
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: the beach because it's got four fucking legs. Most dogs

503
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: can get out of trouble, like with sea trouble, wave trouble.

504
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: Human beings, though, you lose your up and down ship.

505
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 1: So there was a moment where I had to fucking

506
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: come face to face with the fact that, like, I'm

507
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: no hero, Like if the dog was going in a

508
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: drink and like, I mean, fuck the waves, what if

509
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: a kraken just showed up?

510
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 2: It was like so so valid, I would.

511
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: Go the other way. I would be like, sorry, Bertie,

512
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:19,760
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a fucking cracking. I got no. I'm like,

513
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: here's the next meal crack. She's looking back, like why, I'm.

514
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 2: So glad to hear that this this is uh your

515
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 2: plan for throwing your children out.

516
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: It's important to human I mean fucking don't go to

517
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: the beach with me, don't go anywhere near the scene.

518
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: Did your fear of sharks come up?

519
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: No, because I wasn't deep in the water enough for

520
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: there to be a shark incident. But if she got.

521
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 2: Rolling up on the shore. I've seen a lot of

522
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 2: videos lately of them.

523
00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: I've seen a video. I saw a video of a

524
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 1: bunch of dudes in the shark back into the water,

525
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: which I thought was like, that's really cool, that is

526
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 1: really cool. And this one was like tied up with

527
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: like a line and a net, so they got out,

528
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: they got it off of them, and then they were

529
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: getting water into them, and then they ushered them into

530
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 1: the water. And I was like, there's like fucking six dudes,

531
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 1: and this thing is a like it's it's as big

532
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 1: as a cow. Yeah, a cow that thrashes wildly. Yeah, Like,

533
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 1: but that's I'm not that guy. Like if I was

534
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: on the beach i saw a shark, I'd like, fuck no,

535
00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: oh my god, I've been I've been fucking watching it.

536
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't eat them, but just destroyed me at age

537
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: fucking five. But I don't even sit down on the

538
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: toilet without looking down first, just in cases a toilet

539
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: shark popping out, I mean, i'd feel bad. And ship,

540
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: I mean, but there's no way that I saw these dudes.

541
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: They were big early dudes. Man. They had their shirts

542
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 1: off and ship like that, and they were like, as

543
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,320
Speaker 1: this thing's thrashing, they didn't you know, they'd back up

544
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: and then they go back in. I'm like.

545
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 2: Them helping them out.

546
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. I thought, I was like, these guys

547
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: are the Batman of the beach and ship. But it

548
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 1: did make me face the thing about myself where I

549
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 1: was like, and you are not.

550
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: You're just you are very scared of the ocean. You

551
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 2: really don't fucks with the ocean.

552
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: In any batman's story. I am neither the hero nor

553
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: the villain. I'm a gotha mite. I'm some bystander that's wanting.

554
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm this acting the guy swinging the penguin with missalone.

555
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: I'm just very reactionary. Yeah, man, it's you like to

556
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: think you're the hero of your own story, and I

557
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: guess really it's more like I'm the main character of

558
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: my own story. But when it comes to heroics.

559
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: You're a hero in a lot of other ways.

560
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: But I'll be terrified. Even the thought of it scares me. Here,

561
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: I got a thought about the water that I want

562
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: to share with. Okay, have you ever heard of Point Nemo?

563
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: Sounds familiar.

564
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: It's not to be confused with finding Nemo, which is

565
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: also not to be confused with finding Dory. Point Nemo.

566
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: Point Nemo, my friend, is the farthest place from land

567
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: on Earth. It is located in the South Pacific Ocean.

568
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: It's the most remote place on the planet, the place

569
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 1: furthest from land. It is located in the South Pacific

570
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: Ocean and lies twenty seven hundred kilometers or aka seventeen

571
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: hundred miles from the nearest land it is. It's called

572
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: Point Nemo because Nemo in Latin means.

573
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 2: To tell what.

574
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: The fucking terrifying? No one?

575
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: Nemo? Really? Yeah, finding no one.

576
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: This is the oceanic pole of inaccessibility. Point Nemo is

577
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: also referred to as the oceanic pole of inaccessibility. That

578
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 1: means that it is the place on the ocean that

579
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:23,240
Speaker 1: is furthest away from any land. A pole of inaccessibility

580
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: refers to a place on Earth that is the most

581
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 1: inaccessible to reach. According to set criteria on land. It

582
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: often refers to the point that is farthest from the coastline,

583
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:41,040
Speaker 1: aka like a mountain. So the Northern Pole of inaccessibility

584
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 1: is located in the Arctic Ocean in the pack ice.

585
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: And then the Southern Pole of inaccessibility commonly refers to

586
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: a location in a form of Soviet Union Research station

587
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: in Antarctica about five hundred and forty eight miles from

588
00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: the terrestrial South Pole. Now, when you are at Point Nemo,

589
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: you are closer to the astronauts in suborbital in SubOrbit

590
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: around the Earth than you are to the nearest human

591
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: being on your own planets.

592
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: Rough.

593
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna I want to take you in journey

594
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: in your mind you have you know, you're just fucking

595
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:35,799
Speaker 1: what we what? What do you do out in the world,

596
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: Like like what did you when did you go to

597
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: event recently? Or something like that. Go to a concert,

598
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 1: So you're going to a show, and you're like that

599
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: you should show. And then you go outside to get

600
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: into your car and you fucking get somebody puts the

601
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:00,560
Speaker 1: fucking thing over your mouth and chlorophoms you out like

602
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: a chloroform jah, oh my god. So then you wake

603
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: up in a little dinghy like a little blow up

604
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: raft and you've been left at point nemo? Right do

605
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: you furthest from any land and any hope? Now doesn't

606
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: mean your furtherest. Many boats could be boats within one

607
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 1: thousand miles, but you in a little raft in the

608
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 1: middle of the ocean seventeen hundred miles from the nearest

609
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 1: place on earth where you can step off your little

610
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: boat and be like land, and less than seventeen hundred

611
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: miles from a dude in a fucking spaceship who's looking down.

612
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,879
Speaker 1: You're going sucks to be you. Fuck? What do you do?

613
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,399
Speaker 1: Do you think you live? Do you strive to live?

614
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: Or do you just like fucking roll off the raft?

615
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:09,319
Speaker 1: And I hate to.

616
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 2: No provisions, hate to be a downer, but I would

617
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:17,360
Speaker 2: probably just throw myself to the animals of the ocean.

618
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,280
Speaker 1: Bro Like you wouldn't even know in which direction to pass.

619
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 2: No, I give up. I think I would give up.

620
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: I gotta say. I think I would have to ultimately

621
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 2: just call.

622
00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: It quits, like who did this? I mean, honestly, that's

623
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 1: like I probably spend the first day, you know, because

624
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: human instinct to like stay alive or shit like that.

625
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 1: I'd probably spend the first day like trying to put

626
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: together what the fuck happened? Who did this? Yeah, I'm here.

627
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: There'd probably be a few days prior to me calling

628
00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 2: it quits. But eventually, what you're going to do, I

629
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: mean at the end of the day.

630
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: Also, they didn't leave you or so if you're paddling,

631
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: oh fucking great in the ocean.

632
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,359
Speaker 2: Is there a tree? Wait, there's no wait.

633
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 1: No land.

634
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: Oh there's no land. There's not even a small island.

635
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 1: Let's see. Oh my god, there's so many facts I'm

636
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: going to feed you about.

637
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 2: Points picturing a small island, but that's not even part

638
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 2: of it.

639
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: Who discovered Point Nemo. The location of Port Nemo was

640
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: first calculated in nineteen ninety two by Croatian Canadian survey

641
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: engineer Hevie Luca Terry based on the Debt butchered that

642
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,279
Speaker 1: name Sorry. Based on the data from the Digital Chart

643
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: of the World compiled by the US Defense Mapping Agency,

644
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 1: this is now the National Geo Spatial Intelligence Agency, Point

645
00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: Nemo a lifeless spot. It is clear that there is

646
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: no human life anywhere near Point Nemo. Well, there doesn't

647
00:38:56,080 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 1: seem to be much sea life either. Point Nemo's location

648
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 1: falls at the center of the Southern Pacific gyre or

649
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: gyre as in the widening gyret, a rotating ocean current

650
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: that keeps nutrient rich waters away from the area. The

651
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 1: huge distance from Point Nemo to land also implies that

652
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: nutrient runoff from coastal waters does not reach the area easily.

653
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: Marine creatures would otherwise settle near Point Nemo simply have

654
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: no food to thrive there. You are alone, bro, you

655
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: know you can't even give yourself.

656
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: I can't even feed myself to the.

657
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: No, you can feed yourself from the sea. Well, go

658
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: to sleep, rollover.

659
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 2: There are there is no hopeful option in the scenario.

660
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: You know there is hope. Ready, researchers have only found

661
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:59,799
Speaker 1: bacteria and small crabs living in the volcanic vents of

662
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:04,359
Speaker 1: the seafloor around Point Nemo. So if you roll off,

663
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,760
Speaker 1: if you're hungry, you roll off and swim the depths

664
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 1: to the bottom of the seafloor where the volcanic fence are.

665
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 1: You might be able to get one of those crabs.

666
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 2: So I just to survive to the depths.

667
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: And well you might not because there's pollution. In twenty

668
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: eighteen up to twenty six hundred microplastic particles per cubic meter.

669
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 1: We're found in seawater samples collected near Point Nemo by

670
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,920
Speaker 1: passing vessels. How fucking solid is that?

671
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 2: Fucking depressing?

672
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: Well, I'll take you away from depression right into fucking terror.

673
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: Ready, Oh my god.

674
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 1: Point Nemo's location is coincidentally close to that of Riley.

675
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: You know that is HP Lovecrafts fictional sunken city the

676
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: entity Cthulhu is interred.

677
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 3: My man.

678
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: Cthulhus from their Clovecraft placed the city at a longitude

679
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,799
Speaker 1: and latitude in the South Pacific Ocean, very close to

680
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 1: what became Point Nemo.

681
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 2: Dude, nobody's there's no sea life hanging out because it's

682
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 2: fucking cthulhu's playground. Oh my god.

683
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:24,040
Speaker 1: In nineteen ninety seven, researchers from America's National Oceanic and

684
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:31,560
Speaker 1: Atmospheric Administration NOAH detected an ultra low frequency sound near

685
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: Point Nemo that they could not explain. They called it

686
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: the bloop.

687
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 2: I feel like I remember the bloop.

688
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: We talked about the bloop.

689
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

690
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: H P Lovecraft fans quickly associated the sound with Cthulhu,

691
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: even though there is not much biological activity near Point Nemo.

692
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,880
Speaker 1: Some scientists hypothesize there was actually the call of an

693
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:05,280
Speaker 1: unidentified marine animal aka the Leathon.

694
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: That's so fucking cool.

695
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: In two thousand and five, the sound was finally found

696
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 1: to be produced by the six headed beast that is

697
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: known as Lefiathon, one of the seven Princes of Hell,

698
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,720
Speaker 1: a non tectonic ice quake from glacial movements in Antartica.

699
00:42:26,239 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, whatever you.

700
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: Want, ruins all the no.

701
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,840
Speaker 2: I was culu fucking They're just covering their ass.

702
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 1: Point Nemo as a spacecraft cemetery. By the way, all

703
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 1: of this information comes from a website called interesting engineering

704
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: dot com.

705
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 2: Wait a spacecraft cemetery.

706
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: Space agencies have found that an extremely isolated location like

707
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 1: Point Nemo is a safe scuttling site for satellites and

708
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: spacecraft that are diorbited to the Earth. Diorbited means like

709
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: bring it down fancy fucking name for crash at the

710
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 1: end of their useful lines. Using controlled landings, space agencies

711
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,720
Speaker 1: can deliberately splash down decommissioned spacecraft in this remote area

712
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: without affecting people or maritime traffic in the process, so

713
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: they could bring it down without fucking like, oh my God,

714
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:24,200
Speaker 1: I killed a boat because nobody except a couple of

715
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: crabs that are.

716
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:29,880
Speaker 2: Like, for fucking real, are like, what the fuck?

717
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:40,319
Speaker 1: Nothing ever happens down here. Many smaller retired spacecraft disintegrate

718
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: and burn up as they re enter the Earth's atmosphere.

719
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,040
Speaker 1: But if they were too large to burn by themselves,

720
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: then they are intentionally crashed. At Point Nemo man an

721
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 1: area that is beyond the legal jurisdiction of any country. Bro.

722
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,919
Speaker 1: That's when they talk about like, you're at fucking sea, man,

723
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 1: you're at maritime fucking like law or whatever. There's where

724
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 1: when they're you're a deep at sea, there are no

725
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,879
Speaker 1: laws because you don't belong to any country. If you're

726
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: a Point Nemo, you are in a lawless world. Somebody

727
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: could show up kill you get away with it because

728
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: there ain't no laws there. But if they showed up,

729
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'd be happy to see somebody, like, come on,

730
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,959
Speaker 1: but please don't kill them them. That's the first right.

731
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: If that didn't occur to you, you're doing it.

732
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: I'm gone at this point. I'm living with ka Zulu.

733
00:44:28,120 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: At this point, Puff is waiting for you somewhere for real. Yeah,

734
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: fucking Austin is just like, where'd you go? Arley? You

735
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: lastly sawry You went to the bathroom at the fucking

736
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: club gig.

737
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,920
Speaker 2: You know, I'm a point nemo.

738
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: Oh my stay alive for puff bro.

739
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: How did you give you though?

740
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 1: Like fucking like, you know, your phone's on and you

741
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 1: don't have any signal, but there was a message that

742
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: came through before you got fucking you know, taken or whatever,

743
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: Like you felt it buzz in your pocket, but you

744
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 1: never checked it until fucking you know, it was twenty

745
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: four hours later when you woke up. It in the

746
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere, point Nema, and you checked the message

747
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: and it's Quentin Tarantino. He's like, hey, man, I want

748
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: you to see the lead in many movie. I'm fucking swimming. Yes,

749
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: you'll find a way to live. I'm fucking coming. Don't

750
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: worry about my way. The fucking cthulhu could rise and

751
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: fucking you don't wait.

752
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,879
Speaker 2: My time has come.

753
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: Wait give a fucking mamaly to that motherfucker right hook

754
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: right into his mode.

755
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 2: I talked with and I'd ask him for a ride.

756
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 2: I'd be like, listen, I'll come right back.

757
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: He's like, I am chaos. I am fucking death. I am,

758
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I am believing the Quentin tarantin

759
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: the moment, He's like, and I am your ride, Get

760
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:56,960
Speaker 1: on my back. I've always got it to me.

761
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,720
Speaker 5: Wow.

762
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 1: We feel about Kevin Smith. Hate that fucking guy. Why

763
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: no reason? Keep going?

764
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 2: No, Cathulu loves you. We speak so highly about him.

765
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: Cthulhu is like, I have been sleeping for thousands of

766
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: years and all he did was make Clarks.

767
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 2: We don't want to look up.

768
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: A That is some interesting fucking shit, dude. That's fucking

769
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: Point Nemo is now my new nightmare, dude. Exact location

770
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: of Point Nemo is calculated at this longitude latitude is

771
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 1: seventeen hundred miles from the nearest islands in the South

772
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: Sific Ocean. Deucey Island, an uninhabited atoll that is part

773
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: of the Pitcairn Islands to the north, Motu Nui, the

774
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: largest of the three islets, near Easter Island to the northeast,

775
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: and Mayor Island off the coast. Event are because unclaimed

776
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 1: territory of Marie Birdland to the south. All these islands

777
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: are uninhabited. To find civilization, you'd have to go to

778
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,720
Speaker 1: easter Island Rapanui, one of the most remote inhabited islands

779
00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 1: in the world, about twenty two hundred miles to the

780
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: east of Chile or to New Zealand about twenty five

781
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: hundred miles away Man. Because there are no airports at

782
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: Point Nemo, this trip can only be made by boat.

783
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: So if you woke up, you'd be like, who the

784
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,439
Speaker 1: fuck went through the trouble of getting my ass here?

785
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: They really fucking hated me.

786
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: Think about how black mirror that would because if you

787
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,880
Speaker 1: woke up and you can't get there by plane, somebody

788
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,399
Speaker 1: took you there by boat. You look all around you,

789
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: there is no boat to be seen, and you are

790
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: at a point where it's flat forever, so you would

791
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: be able to see a boat. So seeing no boat

792
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: would make you even more fucking terrified. In any direction

793
00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 1: you look, it's not like in the distance I see

794
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,279
Speaker 1: the boat.

795
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 2: Nothing.

796
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would drive me mad madness.

797
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: That's that's what I'm saying. I'm probably called quits unless

798
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:09,839
Speaker 2: and you know what.

799
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: It ain't gonna be twenty four hours later because there

800
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: are Because there are no airports at Point Emo, this

801
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: trip can only be made by boat and it could

802
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: take more than two weeks to complete. It takes two

803
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,399
Speaker 1: weeks to get to this fucking hellhole. This is hell

804
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 1: mouth right here. Oh my, this is the entrance to fucking.

805
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 2: That is the entrance to fucking hell. Oh my god.

806
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

807
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,439
Speaker 2: Wait, but but just for one sad moment that that's

808
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: so sad that there's plastic all the way out there.

809
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 2: It takes two fucking weeks to get there.

810
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: Oh that's our only hope of killing Cathule is all

811
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: the microplastics. Why is this taste like sprite? Hol ready

812
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: for plastics? Yeah? Fuck him? He can choke on He

813
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: can choke on an old polk bottle as far as serious, Yeah,

814
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 1: brock with that. Why look at him? He's evil? What

815
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: are you nuts? There ain't nothing good about that. Let

816
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: s follow your soul. You think he's gonna be a

817
00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: cuddle buddy, And shit, that ain't fucking birdy or lucky,

818
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: my friend, That ain't no cinnamon.

819
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 2: He's got fucking wings.

820
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's darkness personifie. In the meantime, the nearest is

821
00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 1: like I got real, Like, hey man, no, yeah, fucking

822
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: there's a time and place for voolling around, But we

823
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:33,320
Speaker 1: don't fuck with Cululu. He's not cuddling. In the meantime,

824
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,279
Speaker 1: the nearest humans to Point Nemo are often the astronauts

825
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:39,760
Speaker 1: aboard the International Space Station, who, when they passed directly

826
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: over Point Nemo, are just about two hundred and fifty

827
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 1: eight miles away, much closer than any other human on

828
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 1: Earth at that point. That so, you're seventeen hundred miles

829
00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: from land, but two hundred and sixty miles from an astronaut.

830
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 2: What nightmares are made of?

831
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: Bro? You are not kidding. Yeah, Oh my god, Point

832
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: Nemo I call the hell on Earth.

833
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 2: I think that is very valid. That was fucking terrifying.

834
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god. From their kids. Move on to passion, irration.

835
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,800
Speaker 2: That I don't even know how, I don't.

836
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: The madness of mamily, Oh my god, to the desolation

837
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: of Point Nemo.

838
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 2: In somewhere in there, the objectification of your calves.

839
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 1: That's true. That's true. I turned into a piece of meat.

840
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,280
Speaker 1: We've been if I was ever like if that happened

841
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: to me and I found myself on a fucking rubber

842
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: dinghy and fucking Point Nemo and ship with the objectification

843
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: on the talk even crossed my mind at that point,

844
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:54,759
Speaker 1: like I can't believe they made me show off my

845
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,399
Speaker 1: fucking what's next, my dick?

846
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 2: I mean, you have a lot of time to think

847
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,600
Speaker 2: that point.

848
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: If it really bothered me, I'd be like, well, they're

849
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: getting canceled soon, and.

850
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 2: Then kaZulu comes up and swallows you the top one

851
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:15,320
Speaker 2: at Lisa didn't kisseled.

852
00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: All right, kids, it's time. It's that magical time time

853
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:23,919
Speaker 1: everyone waits for when we fucking listen and beerless. Stick

854
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 1: with me, so true passion irration. H this is where

855
00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: we uh talk about things we love, where we shout,

856
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: which is what it's called elsewhere, But here we have

857
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: passion for it or we would like to ration it.

858
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:42,799
Speaker 1: We want more of that loss of everything else, or

859
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,600
Speaker 1: less of that more of everything else?

860
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: Are we starting with our with our passion and ration

861
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 2: of the week, or with our quick fired passionate rash?

862
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: You tell me, my friend, you take the wheel, you

863
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 1: drive for a while, how you want to do? Yeah,

864
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: let's see how you do.

865
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,279
Speaker 2: It'll get real depressing us.

866
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: I would like to Russian all things good and kind.

867
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,560
Speaker 2: Ration, all good things gonna go.

868
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: Let's well, we'll it feels like we should. Well, if

869
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 1: we were smart, we would do the you know, fucking

870
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 1: big ones. All right, well, let's look at it this way.

871
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: If you do the two big ones first, then you

872
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: do rapid fire at the end. It's fun to go out, yeah,

873
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: But if you do the rapid fire up fun, it's

874
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: fun to get into and then it gives you a

875
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: chance to be like, no, my so bad. I don't

876
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: like it. You do in me and ration him, but

877
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm cute.

878
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: I had passion for him, because who's passion for me?

879
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,080
Speaker 1: So we'll do that. We'll just start with the rapid fire.

880
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: All right, passion irration, I'll begin it. We'll go one

881
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: for one passion ration.

882
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 5: Starbucks ration really ashion the fudge. I thought your entire

883
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 5: generation was like, that's our blood. They were like, Starbucks

884
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 5: is thicker than water bro.

885
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 2: They're a boycotted company right now.

886
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,600
Speaker 1: Are they really? Yeah? That's why it's political. Yeah, but

887
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: shy of the politics. Would you be like coffee? Are

888
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 1: you a coffee? No? I hate you don't like coffee either.

889
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: I don't like coffee makes me sick and also it

890
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: tastes bad.

891
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: It's fine, I mean, anybody is free to do whatever

892
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: they want. But I have never found a fucking taste for.

893
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 2: I don't like how it taste. I really don't.

894
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna. I don't have adult I don't have an

895
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: adult paltt.

896
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:42,839
Speaker 2: That is true. That is actually the truest thing I've

897
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 2: ever heard. He took a hot dog bun and made

898
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 2: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the other day.

899
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,320
Speaker 1: Don't fuck it. It was a peanut butter and vegan

900
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,120
Speaker 1: fluff sandwich. No jelly, My bad.

901
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 2: It was a fluffer or.

902
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: On the white trash I used to love as a

903
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: kid buffing under. Now they got a vegan version, so

904
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:07,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, we all right, So ration.

905
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 2: No Starbucks for me. I'm a Duncan type of gow,

906
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,399
Speaker 2: which is because for no Duncans out here there's one

907
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 2: or two, there's like fucking one.

908
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: You really, America runs on Duncan.

909
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 2: To be honest, Yeah, it's crazy. I'm new. It was

910
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: never here like, so I'm pretty nude to it.

911
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,479
Speaker 1: But Bro Duncan Donuts was a feature of my life

912
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: growing up. Their Massachusetts company a bunch of massholes and stuff,

913
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: so it grew out from there. So in Jersey we

914
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 1: always had Dunkin Dunkin Donuts when we were kids. Man,

915
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh what a treat that was like they had they

916
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: invented the munchkin or aka the donut hole aka And

917
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: what do they call them to tim.

918
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 2: Hortons, Oh what do they call them?

919
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: Oh?

920
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: My god, tim bits. So they had them first, and

921
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:59,680
Speaker 1: they're called munchkins, dunkin donut munchkins. And they came in

922
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: a sp a little box that had like a munchkin

923
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,799
Speaker 1: face on it stuff like a little face, but not

924
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 1: a munchkin, Like that's a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.

925
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 1: But technically that's where the word came from from the

926
00:55:11,239 --> 00:55:13,840
Speaker 1: Wizard of Oz didn't exist prior to that, like L.

927
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 1: Frank Baum invented the word munchkin. So I'm not I

928
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:18,680
Speaker 1: wonder what wonder Duncan got away with that. And do

929
00:55:18,719 --> 00:55:20,160
Speaker 1: they still call them munchkins?

930
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what they do, but maybe they do.

931
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I really only get to have it

932
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 2: when I go to the East Coast. Seriously, Yeah, when

933
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 2: I'm in Virginia visiting Puff's family. Oh that's when you

934
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 2: go hard drive through Duncans. I'm like, let's go. They

935
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 2: do what they do. I believe they need more vegan options. Yes,

936
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,720
Speaker 2: I would love if they had a vegan donut.

937
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,920
Speaker 1: Without without being This ain't like activist talk. It's just

938
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,240
Speaker 1: like you're making a donut and fried dough. Just fucking

939
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 1: leave the.

940
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 2: The hash browns are vegan, those little hash browns, the

941
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,799
Speaker 2: little hash browns. Avocado toast is vegan. You can get

942
00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:57,720
Speaker 2: a macho with some fucking coconut milk.

943
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,000
Speaker 1: Bro, you were born in New Jersey, Little Jersey girl,

944
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: and if you fuck if, if you were in my way,

945
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:09,320
Speaker 1: you would have been grown up on Duncan. But that

946
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 1: would have been bad too, because you might have been like,

947
00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: we're not a munchkin. Oh god, there's a place I

948
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: used to eat way too much Duncan and I weighed

949
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 1: about veggest three hundred and thirty pounds.

950
00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 2: Really don't it's helped, Wow.

951
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: Oh lot, all those all of those fucking munchkins as

952
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,279
Speaker 1: a youth. But we didn't get them all the time.

953
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: It wasn't like that was a steady staple of our diet.

954
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: It was a fucking treat. That's how huge Duncan was.

955
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:42,080
Speaker 1: We got one Atlantic Islands. I know, I'm into it,

956
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,719
Speaker 1: not far from small gassel cinemas where the movie has

957
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,359
Speaker 1: come to play. All right, you give me one man,

958
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm smised by your Starbucks. I'm not.

959
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: I'm not finny, what about you?

960
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 1: I never fucked with Starbucks. Fuck coffee, all right? And

961
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,680
Speaker 1: also like I'm not against him or anything like that,

962
00:56:57,719 --> 00:56:59,440
Speaker 1: but like they don't have anything I want. They ain't

963
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 1: got nothing from me. I feel that, not in a

964
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 1: shitty way where I'm like fuck them, like not every

965
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: stores for me? Then you know, Look, I'm a vegan.

966
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 1: I don't even go to vegetable stores. So finicky the

967
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: vegetable store, whatever that may be, there's one right, people

968
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 1: will get their vegetables. Are they not going to the

969
00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: vegetable store? The fuck? Are you having a stroke? Why

970
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: the fs a vegetable sture? There isn't a such thing.

971
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:33,560
Speaker 2: What do you mean?

972
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:40,600
Speaker 1: Sociopathic secret? Is that I must blend with the humans? Okay,

973
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: my bad, We're going to the fruit stand.

974
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 2: If you can't find a fruit stand, I know that's

975
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,320
Speaker 2: how I covered up. Yeah, there you go, all right?

976
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:54,360
Speaker 2: All right? Passion or ration vanity plates?

977
00:57:55,200 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 1: Oh wow? What is my stance? Yeah, I'm gonna I'm

978
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,120
Speaker 1: gonna say passion. You do, yeah, it makes you happy.

979
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,200
Speaker 1: But I've always whenever I thought about it like, oh

980
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:18,000
Speaker 1: my god, Chris Davis had plates that set askew. Oh yeah,

981
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: and he just gave me one because he got it

982
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: was hit that car or whatever. Really yeah, And so

983
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 1: I always thought like, oh, I could do like Silent

984
00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 1: Bob or whatever.

985
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 2: You don't need to identify your hard But.

986
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 1: Also the way I drive, it's like you want to

987
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: make it any easier. On a job, he was like, oh, hello,

988
00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:42,800
Speaker 1: Silent Bob one doing ninety five and forty five? Were

989
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:49,840
Speaker 1: we looks like Silent Bob's in number two? License registration please?

990
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: I was just on my way to dunkin Donuts. Oh

991
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: my god, have you got a license?

992
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 2: I feel there's too many letters.

993
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:05,600
Speaker 1: Anyways, it would be like s l N T B

994
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 1: zero B true. I thought about it, but that's how

995
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: you get caught. Man. You want to have like an

996
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,760
Speaker 1: license plate that's tough for people to be like for

997
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,640
Speaker 1: and why god fuck I couldn't get it. But if

998
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,400
Speaker 1: it's Silent Bob one, they're like, I know exactly who

999
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:20,760
Speaker 1: did it.

1000
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 2: You could just like drive.

1001
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: I guess I could talk and obey the rules of

1002
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,560
Speaker 1: the road, but I don't know.

1003
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: You could just like be safe.

1004
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: You have to get anywhere man. Okay, so yeah, passion

1005
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 1: for for but not.

1006
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 2: For me, your passion for others.

1007
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: But I love the idea, and I've often thought about it,

1008
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: but it's like it would be foolhardy for me to get,

1009
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: you know, a vanity plate. But why why do you

1010
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,520
Speaker 1: bring it up? Did you see one in a while?

1011
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:51,720
Speaker 2: You're like I see them all the time?

1012
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: Man? What are you? Passionate? Irration?

1013
00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,120
Speaker 2: Annoying me a little bit?

1014
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 1: Really?

1015
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:02,440
Speaker 2: It's like a this is baby.

1016
01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: You have heard from fraeulein First World? You know what's I.

1017
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:14,200
Speaker 2: Hate very much? When it's like I am heart la

1018
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 2: what one two three?

1019
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,440
Speaker 1: There's somebody upstairs who would probably love to give that

1020
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:21,479
Speaker 1: license plate and ship.

1021
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree, express yourself.

1022
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: Acting for me.

1023
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: It just seems.

1024
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 1: That could be your license plate.

1025
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm more of like a decorator ship with stickers.

1026
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 5: G V E.

1027
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: Emmy M one and am give me back my name?

1028
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:49,920
Speaker 2: Okay?

1029
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 3: That pa?

1030
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Harley Quinn Smith, she played John Proctor

1031
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: in that production of The Cristal in high school, famously

1032
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,000
Speaker 1: give me back my Name Woman. She couldn't put woman

1033
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:02,800
Speaker 1: on the plate. She probably is a second car and

1034
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:04,920
Speaker 1: that plate says woman, and she parks them next to

1035
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 1: each other.

1036
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 2: That would be pretty fire.

1037
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: Oh, to be the overly wealthy rich kid of Simon

1038
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: Bob with money to blaze and burn.

1039
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 2: As we said last time. No, I mean I love stickers,

1040
01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:30,720
Speaker 2: like stickers on the car.

1041
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 1: We're not passionate rationing stickers. I like stickers. Is that

1042
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: like a license plate sticker?

1043
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:41,080
Speaker 2: Cars with stickers? But the Bavanny place just I don't

1044
01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 2: know something something.

1045
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: It's probably something you see way more of here in

1046
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: this town than you would.

1047
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 2: I see them every day all day, and it's always

1048
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: like really fucking annoying ass Los Angeles type beat type

1049
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:54,919
Speaker 2: of things.

1050
01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 3: Between back I'm always.

1051
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 6: Like, oh again, I thinkunless you're driving the fucking speed limit,

1052
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 6: and I don't know why you'd ever do that.

1053
01:02:09,320 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 1: Like a fucking kindergarten or something like your role model.

1054
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:20,840
Speaker 1: Come on when it comes to driving elsewhere. Oh God, passion, irration, working.

1055
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 2: Out, passion fox, Seriously, I love working out.

1056
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: Now when you say that, do you mean you love

1057
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 1: working out because you like the results, or like I.

1058
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 2: Like the bro The results don't even really come through

1059
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:38,520
Speaker 2: with my hormone disorder. What do you like about it?

1060
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 2: It really just well one, I would be fucking even

1061
01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 2: crazier than I am if I wasn't working out. It

1062
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:52,160
Speaker 2: regulates my my mental disorder, so I would say that help.

1063
01:02:52,360 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, it uses my anxiety, eases my depression,

1064
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,000
Speaker 2: every everything. It makes me listen, it makes me feel

1065
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 2: less crazy.

1066
01:03:01,320 --> 01:03:03,480
Speaker 1: It doesn't do that for me. It just makes me like,

1067
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: I hate you know. The only thing I like about

1068
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 1: the walk with the dogs is how it makes the

1069
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,920
Speaker 1: dogs happy. I'm like, look at me.

1070
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 2: You don't do running for yourself.

1071
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:16,919
Speaker 1: I do running for my health, but I don't enjoy it. Like, yeah,

1072
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: do you enjoy it? No way, Given my drothers, if

1073
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: it's like you can do runyon or never do running

1074
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,920
Speaker 1: in your body will be the exact same and you

1075
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: won't gain weight and blah blah blah, I would not.

1076
01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 1: I would choose not to do running except for the dogs.

1077
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 2: Which I can hate.

1078
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: Hiking I hate It's easy, the easiest of all the world.

1079
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 2: Walking, hiking, and running are all out of the question

1080
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:40,360
Speaker 2: for me.

1081
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:41,919
Speaker 1: I don't like you would rather go to a place

1082
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: and be like, yes, yes, I was doing it wrong. Yeah,

1083
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:53,800
Speaker 1: I would rather walk. I do no muscle work whatsoever.

1084
01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 1: So if anybody comes up to me in a bar

1085
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: and like hey pussy and they punch me, I'll be

1086
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: like that really hurt.

1087
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 2: I'll punch him for you.

1088
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 1: Well, you got some muscles and ship.

1089
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 2: I feel like I got some strength. I always I say, I.

1090
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:10,600
Speaker 1: Ain't challenging arm wrestle. I'm just saying, do you feel strong?

1091
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 2: I feel that if I was ever in danger and

1092
01:04:13,160 --> 01:04:16,600
Speaker 2: I could get somebody on the ground, I could knock

1093
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:21,280
Speaker 2: them out with my legs. I think I could like suffocate.

1094
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,800
Speaker 1: What the fuck I'm trying to get my head around

1095
01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: the snow. My arms aren't that strong, but my legs

1096
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: are super fucking strong. Put them in figure forces are

1097
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 1: locking ship like that, I.

1098
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:40,320
Speaker 2: Like, I'll kick them to the ground.

1099
01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then put his head between your legs and

1100
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:44,880
Speaker 1: figure for him and ship piece of s.

1101
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, check them out. Yeah, that's how That's how I feel.

1102
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:54,280
Speaker 2: That's my plan for if anybody tries to drug me,

1103
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 2: to take me to fucking point memo.

1104
01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 1: That's that's that's you're ready.

1105
01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 2: That's my plan.

1106
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,600
Speaker 1: If I I get attacked, my plan is like, don't

1107
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: hit me, I'll suck your dick. Pl that don't work.

1108
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,920
Speaker 1: If that don't work. Nothing's gonna work. Brute strength, thing

1109
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:09,439
Speaker 1: is gonna work.

1110
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 2: You should wear rings like this.

1111
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,480
Speaker 1: I look at that ship man constantly. I could be

1112
01:05:15,520 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: wearing these fucking brass knuckles, and people like you seem

1113
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: ready to fucking start ship. Why in thirty years have

1114
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 1: you ever had a fight in your career? Yeah? A

1115
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 1: lot with people online.

1116
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 2: That's true.

1117
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: All right, So working out?

1118
01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:33,919
Speaker 2: I love working out, not not walking, running or hiking though.

1119
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 1: Ration, bro, I mean working out. Yeah, that's true. I

1120
01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:38,680
Speaker 1: don't even work out, I just like but even that,

1121
01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,520
Speaker 1: I consider working out ration for me.

1122
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:42,760
Speaker 2: I don't even like standing, but I like.

1123
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:47,600
Speaker 1: The worst exercises and standing up.

1124
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,520
Speaker 2: I'm always trying to take a seat.

1125
01:05:49,680 --> 01:05:51,680
Speaker 1: I was down and they want me to get up home.

1126
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,840
Speaker 1: The fuck? What's up there? I'm down here now I'm here.

1127
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:58,400
Speaker 1: I don't like what do you got?

1128
01:05:58,520 --> 01:06:01,440
Speaker 2: Okay? Passion or rash in playing video.

1129
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 1: Games when I was a kid, passion, but like as

1130
01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: an adult ration, because if I do that, I ain't

1131
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 1: got anything done. You get lost in that world. I know. Fun,

1132
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,920
Speaker 1: Remember we played when you were kids, play like Lego

1133
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: Lego games, so fun, good times.

1134
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 2: But yeah, in that little room, that's right, next door.

1135
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,640
Speaker 1: If you ever want to bring over a fucking video

1136
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 1: game system and play game, we got the TV upstairs.

1137
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm happy to do it.

1138
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 2: I recently which game fell down, really really Deepole. There's

1139
01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 2: this game called Five Nights. I've ready's.

1140
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, gee, what's that about. It's not a member of

1141
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,200
Speaker 1: the main stream.

1142
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 2: I just played it for the first times.

1143
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: In every fucking what was that place called? They still exist? Yeah?

1144
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,400
Speaker 1: They still no fucking you know, we're by like my

1145
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:56,520
Speaker 1: Chemical Romance.

1146
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:57,520
Speaker 3: Shirts and Topic.

1147
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're still around Spencer's. Maybe is no.

1148
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,400
Speaker 2: We fucking just saw Spencers, remember, and you were like,

1149
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:05,720
Speaker 2: this is like the other version of Hot Topic. Oh

1150
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:06,960
Speaker 2: my god, we want to build a bear.

1151
01:07:07,080 --> 01:07:09,200
Speaker 1: I guess I'm just thinking of the mall where I

1152
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,160
Speaker 1: used to see both of them in Eaton Town, New Jerseys.

1153
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:14,240
Speaker 2: Now Hot Topic is still at Hollywood Highland?

1154
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: Did they still have that store there? They gave me

1155
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,760
Speaker 1: I'll never forget, man, the fucking they gave me an

1156
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,400
Speaker 1: icon Award the one year for Jane and Sopwa. They

1157
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,000
Speaker 1: gave me a fucking card. I could go into any

1158
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:26,240
Speaker 1: Hot Topic and it was like for fifty percent off

1159
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: and ship. I never used it.

1160
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 2: You know where that is.

1161
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,320
Speaker 1: It's not good anymore. So one year. Oh you're only

1162
01:07:33,320 --> 01:07:35,080
Speaker 1: an icon for a year. And then they moved the fun.

1163
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,640
Speaker 2: Like all right, anyways, next.

1164
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:41,520
Speaker 1: Time at all? Right, so did you go orre me go?

1165
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 2: Now it's now it's you what did you go? Video games?

1166
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:45,800
Speaker 1: Oh?

1167
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:49,560
Speaker 2: Oh but mine right right now? I never, I never really.

1168
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 1: I didn't even say that.

1169
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well you said it used to be passion

1170
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 2: now ration.

1171
01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 1: For me, it would have to be ration because if

1172
01:07:56,160 --> 01:07:57,959
Speaker 1: I fall down that hole, I won't get anything done,

1173
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:01,040
Speaker 1: because that's they're fun and fucking then like trying to

1174
01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 1: get to the next level. You know who'd be terrible.

1175
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:09,400
Speaker 2: Because she remember when we played Mario, Yes, she just

1176
01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:15,479
Speaker 2: wanted to be that one character. No, Ludwig, Ludwig what's

1177
01:08:15,560 --> 01:08:22,719
Speaker 2: his name? I'm like, weird fucking relative of Bowser chose

1178
01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:23,559
Speaker 2: the bad guy?

1179
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: Mm? Yeah, she she would fall down that hole and

1180
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: get lost. I get lost with her, but I'm not

1181
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: against him. It's just for me, that would be a time.

1182
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: So I was creating. I'd rather create.

1183
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, for sure, but that means.

1184
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,400
Speaker 1: I'm not creating at the moment. Then perhaps I like

1185
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:46,080
Speaker 1: to play Little Mario Kart Little five. I got, So,

1186
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,120
Speaker 1: did you see the movie?

1187
01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:54,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, no comments, but I got.

1188
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,920
Speaker 1: To show the movie before you start playing the game. Yeah,

1189
01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: So was it the movie that introduced you to the concept?

1190
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1191
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,000
Speaker 1: And then somebody was like, you got to play it?

1192
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 2: And then so I was at somebody's place recently and

1193
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 2: they were playing it, and I was like, this looks

1194
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 2: really fun.

1195
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:12,479
Speaker 1: And then I.

1196
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:21,160
Speaker 2: Only play Mario Card and Mario Party. But I got

1197
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:25,120
Speaker 2: I got real deep in it, and I started having

1198
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:29,640
Speaker 2: I had a dream where like, because you have to

1199
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,599
Speaker 2: spoil alert alert, you have to get past the five nights.

1200
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 2: It's one night at a time.

1201
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,559
Speaker 1: That's the is a boss and it's.

1202
01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,160
Speaker 2: Twelve it's midnight to six am, and you have to

1203
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 2: survive till six a m. And I got. I got

1204
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:48,840
Speaker 2: past the first three nights, and then for like a month,

1205
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 2: I could not get past night before. And then I

1206
01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:53,880
Speaker 2: started having dreams that I was beating it, and then

1207
01:09:53,920 --> 01:10:01,679
Speaker 2: I'd wake up and then I'd be like the other day,

1208
01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:04,639
Speaker 2: I beat it the whole game. I beat the whole

1209
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 2: ass game.

1210
01:10:05,479 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: You can do for the rest of your life.

1211
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:10,920
Speaker 2: Well, also, spoiler alert, there's a night six.

1212
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:18,639
Speaker 1: Nights continue on you, man, it's so funny because yesterday

1213
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:23,479
Speaker 1: I was just saying to Jennifer's like, you know what, man,

1214
01:10:23,520 --> 01:10:28,600
Speaker 1: I'm really fucking thankful every day that the kid like

1215
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 1: didn't fall into like a drug bowl, because I saw

1216
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: the peace about MacArthur Park and like there was like

1217
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,640
Speaker 1: they weren't showing like, you know, uh, look at all

1218
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:41,720
Speaker 1: these almost people. They were showing fuckers that look like you,

1219
01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: like your age dressed, not like living on the street,

1220
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:49,640
Speaker 1: like carrying their fucking purse, but like sitting on a

1221
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:54,280
Speaker 1: bench folded over in half that's fucked up on fentanyl

1222
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,760
Speaker 1: and shit like that. And when I watched it, I

1223
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 1: was like, my first off, I realized, like, oh my god,

1224
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: I can't watch much of this because this is what

1225
01:11:01,040 --> 01:11:03,400
Speaker 1: happens to like old people. They watch like scary news

1226
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 1: stories and like the world needs to be saved and

1227
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:09,600
Speaker 1: that's the news. Is the news for a reason, Like

1228
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:13,799
Speaker 1: they show you the worst parts. It's true, like life

1229
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 1: is not the worst parts. Life is good things and

1230
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:20,240
Speaker 1: bad things and stuff. But good things, don't you know,

1231
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,880
Speaker 1: aren't interesting to people, but fucking like they're like, look

1232
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:25,840
Speaker 1: at the fucking problem in MacArthur Park with drug and

1233
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,200
Speaker 1: even hooked me so I tried to stay away from

1234
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:31,880
Speaker 1: news like that and stuff, but when I saw it,

1235
01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:35,240
Speaker 1: like I was talking to Jennifer later on, I was like, man, man, like,

1236
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,240
Speaker 1: I just I saw this news report, and like the

1237
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:40,680
Speaker 1: people in the park are like Harley's age, and like

1238
01:11:40,720 --> 01:11:44,280
Speaker 1: look like Harley in terms of like they're not dressed

1239
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 1: like in rags, like they're dressed in shit to go

1240
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: to a club, but they fucking stop by MacArthur Park

1241
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,479
Speaker 1: to get fucked up on fentanal and they're just like

1242
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:55,160
Speaker 1: human zombies and shit. And I'm always like so appreciative

1243
01:11:55,840 --> 01:11:58,559
Speaker 1: that you never fell into like a drug hole or

1244
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: something where it's just like this is hard least three

1245
01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 1: or something like that. Thank you for that, man, that

1246
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:08,479
Speaker 1: fucking pure. Yeah, I mean good for you, yes, of course,

1247
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:12,320
Speaker 1: But it's not even like so sad. It's so what

1248
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:14,080
Speaker 1: can you do in a situation like that?

1249
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's it's so fucking sad. I have definitely

1250
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:23,599
Speaker 2: friends of friends who have passed from from Fenton on

1251
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,599
Speaker 2: like the past year.

1252
01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,920
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yeah, you know people have.

1253
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,720
Speaker 2: Got friends of friends.

1254
01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1255
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:32,560
Speaker 2: Do you know I've never even smoked a cigarette?

1256
01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:33,559
Speaker 1: Good for you?

1257
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:37,720
Speaker 2: Not once I've smoked a lot of weed, Let's be

1258
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:38,360
Speaker 2: clear about that.

1259
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:43,000
Speaker 1: But I've never smoked cigarettes. Is fucking dumb.

1260
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:48,080
Speaker 2: While yeah, you, I feel like people who have parents

1261
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:53,120
Speaker 2: that smoke, the kids are like no thanks to so

1262
01:12:53,240 --> 01:12:56,479
Speaker 2: you and mom walked, So I run.

1263
01:12:58,920 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: I put the cigarettes. I mean I didn't start smoking

1264
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 1: cigarettes until I was twenty three. It was right before

1265
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,640
Speaker 1: I made clerks twenty two to twenty three, and then

1266
01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:11,320
Speaker 1: I stopped smoking at thirty eight. So I smoked for

1267
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen years. But it was so dumb, Like I

1268
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: wasn't really, but it was such a big part of

1269
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,560
Speaker 1: like my like persona in the nineties, all of us

1270
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 1: like you know, ay man, we're going outside to smoke

1271
01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:27,840
Speaker 1: because fucking we can't not fucking smoke. Man.

1272
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,600
Speaker 2: It's really a thing right now. It's like people my

1273
01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:34,720
Speaker 2: age go out to smoke. Well, just like I don't

1274
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 2: know if like everybody I know smokes, I'm like the

1275
01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:37,800
Speaker 2: only one that.

1276
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: Doesn't smoke cigarettes. Yeah, stay away from it. Number One,

1277
01:13:40,439 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: fucking stupid for your health. Number two so expensive. Now,

1278
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,320
Speaker 1: Like when I was a cigarette smoker, smokes, we're like

1279
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,120
Speaker 1: fucking four dollars a pack max. Now it's like ten

1280
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:50,719
Speaker 1: twelve bucks a pack.

1281
01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,479
Speaker 2: Of smokes, Like, you know what zims are?

1282
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: Yeah? Those trouble fucking yeah, you don't fuck with them either.

1283
01:13:55,840 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: That's the I'm scared about anything you put in your

1284
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: mouth that's got like fucking nicotine.

1285
01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:06,439
Speaker 2: And like, and I've got friends who are fucking hooked

1286
01:14:06,479 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 2: on the bins and they're like, want one. I'm like,

1287
01:14:09,040 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't want to.

1288
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:15,040
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I always used to be like, weeds

1289
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,920
Speaker 1: enough for me or whatever, the fuck, But Celsius.

1290
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:22,480
Speaker 2: You're really trying to secure Celsius.

1291
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,120
Speaker 1: He had a whole container fridge full of Celsius. I'm like,

1292
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: what am I doing wrong?

1293
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,640
Speaker 2: When you told me about that, I thought it was

1294
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 2: like some sort of vending machine sort of thing. But

1295
01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:35,240
Speaker 2: it's literally just a fridge for the Celsius logo filled

1296
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:35,799
Speaker 2: with Celsius.

1297
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:41,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I want all right, Passion Irration, this is the

1298
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:44,360
Speaker 1: one I've been This is my favorite one of the week. Ready,

1299
01:14:44,360 --> 01:14:46,519
Speaker 1: Passion I Ration. Nipple work?

1300
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:53,799
Speaker 2: What the fuck does not even mean.

1301
01:14:55,680 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: Nipple work? Does that mean nipple work? So the one

1302
01:15:01,800 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: works on one's nipple? What explain myself?

1303
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:16,120
Speaker 2: Surgery? What are you talking about?

1304
01:15:20,280 --> 01:15:27,479
Speaker 1: I mean, not explaining to myself well in sex all right?

1305
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:37,519
Speaker 2: Moving on and Raussian on our relationship. Rasian on hanging

1306
01:15:37,520 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 2: out with you.

1307
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,959
Speaker 1: Wrote that I was dying.

1308
01:15:43,200 --> 01:15:47,000
Speaker 2: You were laughing, and I was like, what you'll see.

1309
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,280
Speaker 1: Most people would say passion.

1310
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,400
Speaker 2: But rational on the entire subject being brought up by

1311
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 2: my father.

1312
01:15:56,439 --> 01:15:58,360
Speaker 1: I've never heard those two words put together.

1313
01:15:58,479 --> 01:16:02,679
Speaker 2: I really was like, people get plastic surgery on their nipples.

1314
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,120
Speaker 2: I'm just gone too far to.

1315
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: Have talk with that boyfriend. Here you go, passion what

1316
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:15,200
Speaker 1: was called that? Passion rats? Anyways, submarines Wucky Wucky came

1317
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,320
Speaker 1: over because he's like, I have thoughts about nipple work,

1318
01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:21,519
Speaker 1: because Wucky's got dangling nipples because she had a litter

1319
01:16:21,600 --> 01:16:24,759
Speaker 1: of puffs, so she got she got thoughts about nipple.

1320
01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:26,840
Speaker 2: Talking about Wucki's dangling nipples.

1321
01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 1: Why she came to the table. She's like, I have thoughts.

1322
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 2: Look at me.

1323
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 1: She loves it when I nipples, when I like patter belly,

1324
01:16:35,240 --> 01:16:36,920
Speaker 1: I call that word nipples, I thought her.

1325
01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:42,439
Speaker 2: Moving on, bro passionate irration, submarines.

1326
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 1: Submarines, Yeah, is this a sex term? Like, I'm like

1327
01:16:47,360 --> 01:16:54,240
Speaker 1: nipple submarines. I mean, I guess I'm for the idea

1328
01:16:54,320 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: of not drowning in the.

1329
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:58,120
Speaker 2: Ocean of being in one. Would you go in one.

1330
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 1: Like oh, passion, irration to go into a movie?

1331
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, ration, Yeah, Yeah, I'll go.

1332
01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:08,840
Speaker 1: Into one at like Disney where I get into the note.

1333
01:17:08,439 --> 01:17:14,320
Speaker 2: That goes down, that goes down is going to kill us,

1334
01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:18,960
Speaker 2: the Nemo submarine that goes down.

1335
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:21,720
Speaker 1: Literally, Yeah, I ain't into that fucking I mean, I've

1336
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:24,679
Speaker 1: been in one or two. You you didn't Nana Pop

1337
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,800
Speaker 1: bring you to one? And I feel like I went

1338
01:17:27,960 --> 01:17:29,519
Speaker 1: in one with you as a kid too.

1339
01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:30,799
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

1340
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,080
Speaker 1: One hundred percent, bro, because I remember being like, sucks

1341
01:17:34,120 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 1: having a kid. You gotta do some stupid ass s.

1342
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 3: Cool.

1343
01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:46,760
Speaker 1: Well, you're like the porthole and I'm like, what it's

1344
01:17:46,800 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 1: gonna be about me again?

1345
01:17:52,040 --> 01:17:54,800
Speaker 2: And did you ask why I've been in therapy since

1346
01:17:54,840 --> 01:18:01,040
Speaker 2: I was twelve and there? Yeah, sure you have it.

1347
01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:03,400
Speaker 2: My father is a glory child.

1348
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hardly wanted to do so, but I won't

1349
01:18:09,920 --> 01:18:15,240
Speaker 1: go to buffet. Why can't we do both? Why can't

1350
01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:18,080
Speaker 1: we go my first? If we got them, a man

1351
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:23,160
Speaker 1: would care about being on sub much. I'm hurry the water, like,

1352
01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:27,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god, her older brother. That's

1353
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:28,679
Speaker 1: her older father.

1354
01:18:29,800 --> 01:18:30,559
Speaker 2: That's my dad.

1355
01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:36,200
Speaker 1: Thoughts about being on a sub sucks, thoughts about.

1356
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:36,640
Speaker 2: Summaries, and.

1357
01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,719
Speaker 1: I'm I'm passionate about if. Look if I'm a point

1358
01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:47,320
Speaker 1: nemo passion, so submarine passion.

1359
01:18:47,560 --> 01:18:49,640
Speaker 2: No way you want in a real submarine.

1360
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:52,880
Speaker 1: I don't. You don't think I've ever been on a summary?

1361
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you have.

1362
01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:57,200
Speaker 1: Bro, I'm fifty four. I assure you I've been on

1363
01:18:57,240 --> 01:19:02,440
Speaker 1: a submarine, maybe not like you US nuclear tactical submarine.

1364
01:19:02,920 --> 01:19:05,360
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're not mistaking for the Disneyland one.

1365
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:08,200
Speaker 1: I've been on that, but I've also been on one

1366
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,280
Speaker 1: when you were a kid. I was in one where

1367
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:14,160
Speaker 1: fucking I guess why or whatever. We were in Hawaii

1368
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 1: together exactly twice, I believe, no one time one time,

1369
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:19,599
Speaker 1: and I believe we were in a fucking sub because

1370
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:22,160
Speaker 1: I have pictures, and I also have the memory of

1371
01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 1: being like, what if what if the breaks? I mean

1372
01:19:33,240 --> 01:19:36,200
Speaker 1: this was years before the Titans Perciful incident and ship

1373
01:19:37,160 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 1: a curve. And as much as I was like what

1374
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:39,480
Speaker 1: if this breaks.

1375
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:43,240
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so fu Yeah it's it's US. Submarines are

1376
01:19:43,280 --> 01:19:44,839
Speaker 2: It's scary, no shit.

1377
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,200
Speaker 1: But I mean that one wasn't because it was literally

1378
01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: like you know, fucking I to out the top ever

1379
01:19:50,280 --> 01:19:52,599
Speaker 1: left the surface quite like the Disney one, and there

1380
01:19:52,680 --> 01:19:55,519
Speaker 1: was like a boat like on the water bottom and ship.

1381
01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:00,320
Speaker 2: Oh you're just talking about like being on the surface.

1382
01:20:00,479 --> 01:20:02,920
Speaker 1: But you go down. It's a sub that goes on here,

1383
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,200
Speaker 1: but it doesn't completely.

1384
01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:08,360
Speaker 2: Doesn't descend all the way down. James Cameron, there was

1385
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:10,679
Speaker 2: one that I would go on with Nan and Pa

1386
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 2: that went like over one hundred feet down really, And

1387
01:20:14,520 --> 01:20:16,559
Speaker 2: that's what I just thought you were saying you've been

1388
01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,080
Speaker 2: on and I was like, there is no fucking away

1389
01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 2: that you would do that.

1390
01:20:23,640 --> 01:20:26,120
Speaker 1: But you'd be surprised. I was dragged into some shit

1391
01:20:26,200 --> 01:20:28,120
Speaker 1: I would never do or choose to.

1392
01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:30,000
Speaker 2: Do, because you're a stupid kid.

1393
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:33,280
Speaker 1: I would have dumb ass kids who wants to see

1394
01:20:33,320 --> 01:20:34,440
Speaker 1: and learn about.

1395
01:20:34,400 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 2: Life, my dumb ass kids.

1396
01:20:39,479 --> 01:20:42,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, thank god you came along. You were a welcome

1397
01:20:42,040 --> 01:20:45,559
Speaker 1: distraction from myself. It's like, oh, I have to care

1398
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:46,559
Speaker 1: about something else.

1399
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,480
Speaker 2: Now imagine you without a kid, Oh.

1400
01:20:50,080 --> 01:20:52,840
Speaker 1: Help us all I mean, I might have been king

1401
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:55,479
Speaker 1: of the world, nothing to hold me back, nothing to

1402
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: show me my own humanity. I'd be a soulis fucking vessel.

1403
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:05,280
Speaker 2: Of you think you think is scary, childless, Count Smith

1404
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,000
Speaker 2: is scarier.

1405
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,400
Speaker 1: What is the exact It's something like in the depths

1406
01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:16,320
Speaker 1: of Riley.

1407
01:21:16,120 --> 01:21:17,920
Speaker 2: I didn't even know he was asleep.

1408
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:22,680
Speaker 1: Lies sleeping quote. Yeah, he's he's asleep, and when he

1409
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:23,719
Speaker 1: wakes up, we're all fucked.

1410
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,920
Speaker 2: I know it was like that.

1411
01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:32,200
Speaker 1: Here are some quotes referred to the most merciful thing

1412
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: in the world, the oldest and strongest emotion in the

1413
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:40,320
Speaker 1: house there it is, dude, in the house of Really,

1414
01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:43,639
Speaker 1: yet I don't know how to pronounce it. Really a

1415
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:47,960
Speaker 1: mm hmm, really a dead cthulhu waits dreaming.

1416
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:58,040
Speaker 2: That's pretty fire m hmm, dead waits dreaming fire quote Right.

1417
01:21:58,760 --> 01:22:01,000
Speaker 1: Most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the

1418
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 1: inability of the human mind to correlate all of its contents.

1419
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:09,040
Speaker 1: I have looked upon all the universe has to hold

1420
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 1: of horror, and even the skies of spring and flowers

1421
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,840
Speaker 1: of summer must ever, afterward be poisoned to.

1422
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:18,639
Speaker 2: Me, God damn.

1423
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:23,960
Speaker 1: A brief primer on HP Lovecraft's most enduring creation in

1424
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:26,559
Speaker 1: the House of How do you pronounced that? We'll look

1425
01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:30,160
Speaker 1: it up. Riley Dead Cthulhu Waite dreaming. It is more

1426
01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 1: or less impossible to avoid the adjective love Craftian when

1427
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:37,640
Speaker 1: reading Horror, which to come across some vague mention of Cthulhu.

1428
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Cthulhu is his version of Leviathon. Leviathon is

1429
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:44,400
Speaker 1: the sea beast from the Bible and whatnot, like a

1430
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:48,240
Speaker 1: fucking I think in the Old Desmond Genesis that you know,

1431
01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:50,599
Speaker 1: when God creates the fucking heavens, the earth's and all

1432
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:54,360
Speaker 1: the beasts and shit, he creates the Leviathon, their two

1433
01:22:54,400 --> 01:22:57,479
Speaker 1: male and female, that he slaughters the female and salts

1434
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:00,719
Speaker 1: it for the righteous to eat, you know, in a meal.

1435
01:23:00,840 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 1: Because I know, because that's not fair. Come because I

1436
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:15,400
Speaker 1: had the two Leviathan made it, it would unmake the world?

1437
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 2: Was the lady one gotta go?

1438
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:25,280
Speaker 1: I I didn't ask any rabbis because this comes from

1439
01:23:25,280 --> 01:23:28,400
Speaker 1: the Old Testament. This comes from a Testament sold it's

1440
01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:31,840
Speaker 1: it's Genesis, the first book of the Bible. But I'm

1441
01:23:31,880 --> 01:23:39,160
Speaker 1: not quite sure. Well, I'll hazard a guess. Maybe the

1442
01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:40,640
Speaker 1: world's been a little patriarchal up.

1443
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:46,440
Speaker 2: Now there's this thing called misogyny.

1444
01:23:48,280 --> 01:23:51,000
Speaker 1: I gotta remember that quote in the house. How do

1445
01:23:51,040 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 1: you pronounce Riley pronunciation pronunciation lulu. Oh right, what here

1446
01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 1: we go? Yeah, I know many people say that we

1447
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,400
Speaker 1: wanted apparently I have done this once before.

1448
01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:23,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, we are looking at how to pronounce this name.

1449
01:24:24,080 --> 01:24:27,600
Speaker 7: We're gonna be looking at how to say more confusing

1450
01:24:27,840 --> 01:24:32,519
Speaker 7: names that too many people do seem to struggle with

1451
01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:34,439
Speaker 7: and miss pronouns as well.

1452
01:24:35,120 --> 01:24:36,240
Speaker 1: So make sure the stadium.

1453
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:42,920
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I know many people say it as as well.

1454
01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Or yeah really yeah yeah really yeah, how do you

1455
01:24:50,960 --> 01:24:53,360
Speaker 1: pronounce it yourself? Let us know in the comments.

1456
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:57,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really like leading up to that moment.

1457
01:24:58,280 --> 01:25:00,960
Speaker 1: I mean, you could have gotten that don five seconds,

1458
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:02,600
Speaker 1: but it was like today we will talk about a

1459
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:05,519
Speaker 1: word that has never been talked about before. Many people

1460
01:25:05,560 --> 01:25:07,120
Speaker 1: kind of pronounce, but I will pronunce it here, and

1461
01:25:07,160 --> 01:25:10,720
Speaker 1: you will leave the word the word is, but first

1462
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:14,600
Speaker 1: a word from our sponsors. It cleans your eyes. The

1463
01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,440
Speaker 1: word is. Now I've even forgot how to say it,

1464
01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:21,200
Speaker 1: really yeah, really yeah.

1465
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:26,120
Speaker 3: We're gonna come through this again really.

1466
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:36,400
Speaker 1: Really yeah yeah really yeah really yeah really.

1467
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah really yeah that sounds.

1468
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:41,479
Speaker 1: So let's go back to that and really yeah really yeah,

1469
01:25:41,479 --> 01:25:43,479
Speaker 1: I remember how to say it really yeah, really yeah

1470
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:48,240
Speaker 1: yeah really really yeah, really, yeah, really in the house

1471
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:56,360
Speaker 1: at really yeh dead Cuthulhu Waite streaming kind of sucking dope.

1472
01:25:56,360 --> 01:26:01,719
Speaker 1: There's lyrics for the next song in the House of really. Honestly,

1473
01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:04,520
Speaker 1: it's to get up now, man.

1474
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:06,479
Speaker 2: I can't think of single thing that could hard.

1475
01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:11,360
Speaker 1: Time to start, man, just to go to school.

1476
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:16,840
Speaker 2: It's to start, Oh my god, and.

1477
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:21,600
Speaker 1: Turn it into a fucking kid that's gotta figure it

1478
01:26:21,720 --> 01:26:25,439
Speaker 1: out at high school. I love I'm a high schooler,

1479
01:26:25,439 --> 01:26:33,080
Speaker 1: but I'm also Clulu And yeah right, let's make that

1480
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,040
Speaker 1: cartoon and maybe makes money.

1481
01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:38,400
Speaker 2: That sounds that sounds like a winner to me. I

1482
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:39,680
Speaker 2: would watch it.

1483
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:49,599
Speaker 1: Cuteulu. All right, Wait, we didn't finish our lessons? Okay,

1484
01:26:50,040 --> 01:26:54,280
Speaker 1: passion or ration? Was it me? I said, nipple work

1485
01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:56,040
Speaker 1: and then you said, then you.

1486
01:26:56,040 --> 01:26:58,240
Speaker 2: Said, then I pivoted with submarines.

1487
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:09,599
Speaker 1: Weird poll. All right, here's mine, young Hollywood passionate ration. Well,

1488
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:20,599
Speaker 1: Hollywood is really we're dark, we're dead dead dreaming about

1489
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:23,720
Speaker 1: this business. Use me a lot of money, a lot

1490
01:27:23,760 --> 01:27:28,360
Speaker 1: of work, well not so much. Really, it's really it

1491
01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:33,120
Speaker 1: sucks up in this business for young Hollywood passion.

1492
01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:43,280
Speaker 2: God, it's it's it's tough to say, you know, young

1493
01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:47,080
Speaker 2: Hollywood is a mixed bag. There's some there's some cool

1494
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:50,200
Speaker 2: people in there, and then there's some people waiting on

1495
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:54,760
Speaker 2: the outskirts like myself, and then there's uh, and then

1496
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:58,720
Speaker 2: there's some like people that fucking suck. So I don't know,

1497
01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:03,160
Speaker 2: just like any other group of people. So it's a

1498
01:28:03,280 --> 01:28:05,520
Speaker 2: mixed bag. I would have to say.

1499
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:22,360
Speaker 1: That it's a binary question. So passion, Yeah, streaming, what's

1500
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:26,720
Speaker 1: the first part? Something? And where? And really that's the

1501
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:32,639
Speaker 1: yes in the house a really the house even more metal?

1502
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:33,160
Speaker 1: What the house?

1503
01:28:33,320 --> 01:28:34,120
Speaker 2: What does that mean?

1504
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:37,400
Speaker 1: What is that way? Streaming? The house of Really? You

1505
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:39,880
Speaker 1: gotta read some love craft.

1506
01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:43,040
Speaker 2: I'd probably.

1507
01:28:44,160 --> 01:28:53,240
Speaker 1: I will rush us. Yeah, yeah, I say I have

1508
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:57,679
Speaker 1: a passion for old Hollywood. Me what's what do you got?

1509
01:28:57,720 --> 01:28:58,360
Speaker 1: What's next?

1510
01:29:00,200 --> 01:29:05,559
Speaker 2: Mmmmm, let me see you, let me see, let me see.

1511
01:29:05,680 --> 01:29:10,519
Speaker 2: My list seems to end there. It seems to have

1512
01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:21,040
Speaker 2: gotten distracted while writing my list. M care bears Ration

1513
01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:22,160
Speaker 2: look at.

1514
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:25,559
Speaker 1: Her on my phone rah rah in the eighties when

1515
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:31,840
Speaker 1: I first experienced them. Ration years later, why that's not

1516
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:36,559
Speaker 1: my king, not my king, I.

1517
01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:38,360
Speaker 2: Wouldn't say it's my kink either.

1518
01:29:38,920 --> 01:29:41,479
Speaker 1: It's on your phone, bro, They're so cute.

1519
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:44,519
Speaker 2: You got little symbol, but.

1520
01:29:44,479 --> 01:29:47,040
Speaker 1: It's a binary equation and I can't passion them. I

1521
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:48,920
Speaker 1: feel no passion for them.

1522
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:50,479
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, in.

1523
01:29:50,439 --> 01:29:53,240
Speaker 1: The house of reallyah, in the house of really yeah,

1524
01:29:53,400 --> 01:30:01,679
Speaker 1: dead care bears, lie dreaming, what the okay? And uh?

1525
01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:03,960
Speaker 1: What do I got for a final passion or ration?

1526
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:06,800
Speaker 2: Oh?

1527
01:30:06,960 --> 01:30:10,880
Speaker 1: No, I don't know why I wrote Katy Perry. Yeah

1528
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:24,120
Speaker 1: she was in the news here. No. We like Katy

1529
01:30:24,200 --> 01:30:30,400
Speaker 1: Perry for talking on the telephone. Passionate ration, of.

1530
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:34,080
Speaker 2: Course, interchangeable. I love talking on the phone.

1531
01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:40,280
Speaker 1: You do, yeah, passionate passion ration? Why just staying into it?

1532
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:41,799
Speaker 2: I like it better than texting.

1533
01:30:43,280 --> 01:30:47,920
Speaker 1: We differ whoa in the house of really we differ

1534
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:55,240
Speaker 1: dead lies, dreaming? Yeah, fucking I'm uh. I'm my generation.

1535
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: When we were kids, all we did is talking text

1536
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 1: like this. Do you feel I do that?

1537
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:02,679
Speaker 2: Yes?

1538
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:03,000
Speaker 1: You do?

1539
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,360
Speaker 2: Yes, you text with one.

1540
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:10,040
Speaker 1: Thinger Sometimes you don't alone.

1541
01:31:12,240 --> 01:31:14,439
Speaker 2: You're like, what are you trying to chase the ball?

1542
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,599
Speaker 1: That's how you text hello?

1543
01:31:20,240 --> 01:31:23,479
Speaker 2: Because I said your name. Your text can be scary

1544
01:31:23,560 --> 01:31:28,800
Speaker 2: sometimes because you like text actually properly was correct, like punctuation,

1545
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:33,120
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh fuck, is he mad? And then

1546
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:35,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, No, he's just he's just proper. He's

1547
01:31:35,760 --> 01:31:36,240
Speaker 2: just proper.

1548
01:31:36,439 --> 01:31:39,519
Speaker 1: I have started leaving the period off for that reason

1549
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,400
Speaker 1: so people feel.

1550
01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:42,720
Speaker 2: More, oh my god, when you texted the period, I'm like,

1551
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:44,120
Speaker 2: what the fuck did I do?

1552
01:31:46,000 --> 01:31:49,040
Speaker 1: Like, oh my god, how how weird?

1553
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,240
Speaker 2: You're like, it's so scary.

1554
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:54,880
Speaker 1: Using proper grammar and structure, he must be angry about

1555
01:31:54,920 --> 01:31:59,680
Speaker 1: something scary. I'm a writer. It's a medium that I

1556
01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:01,080
Speaker 1: was prepared for when I entered.

1557
01:32:01,439 --> 01:32:03,519
Speaker 2: I like talking on the phone because you can hear.

1558
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:08,120
Speaker 2: You can hear how somebody's tone. There's no misreading the

1559
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 2: tone in the text.

1560
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:13,240
Speaker 1: I grew up talking on the phone. We would spend

1561
01:32:13,560 --> 01:32:17,759
Speaker 1: hours bro and there'd be one phone line in the house,

1562
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:20,320
Speaker 1: so you would tie up the phone line and your

1563
01:32:20,320 --> 01:32:22,760
Speaker 1: parents would be like, get off the phone. You'd be

1564
01:32:22,800 --> 01:32:24,120
Speaker 1: like all right, all right, and you'd be on for

1565
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:27,080
Speaker 1: another like twenty minutes. Then Mamally'd come in really angry,

1566
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 1: like I'm hanging up.

1567
01:32:28,240 --> 01:32:31,160
Speaker 2: And you're like, all right, I go go by interaction

1568
01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:33,839
Speaker 2: that is featured in the four thirty movie in theaters

1569
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:35,320
Speaker 2: now right, you can see it.

1570
01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:39,680
Speaker 1: It's a very good point. Excellent point. Yes, lots of

1571
01:32:39,840 --> 01:32:42,800
Speaker 1: nice notices for your Boyfriend and the movie and joy

1572
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,880
Speaker 1: for you. Yes, but Austin did a great job people

1573
01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,000
Speaker 1: really seeing it and being like, hey.

1574
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:49,479
Speaker 2: You both did a great job.

1575
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:52,360
Speaker 1: But you're right that movie opens with a long ass

1576
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:54,760
Speaker 1: conversation and that that was us back in the day

1577
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:58,040
Speaker 1: and nowadays fifty four like, I couldn't imagine being on

1578
01:32:58,080 --> 01:32:59,160
Speaker 1: the phone that long.

1579
01:33:00,200 --> 01:33:02,439
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I'm always trying to talk on

1580
01:33:02,479 --> 01:33:05,559
Speaker 2: the phone where I'm driving, and Austin's always like, Okay,

1581
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:06,320
Speaker 2: i'll see you soon.

1582
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:10,200
Speaker 1: I can do that. But even then, I'm like, yeah,

1583
01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:13,599
Speaker 1: I like it. I mean, it's good to hear. Fucking

1584
01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:17,320
Speaker 1: I thought your generation was all about, like I'm putting

1585
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:18,080
Speaker 1: you on read.

1586
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:20,720
Speaker 2: When I try to call you go straight to voicemail.

1587
01:33:20,840 --> 01:33:24,760
Speaker 1: So what I just do that DN D, But I

1588
01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:26,960
Speaker 1: can take I think I've taken you off my D

1589
01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:28,040
Speaker 1: and D list, So you.

1590
01:33:28,120 --> 01:33:30,920
Speaker 2: My fucking every single time I try to call you,

1591
01:33:30,960 --> 01:33:33,880
Speaker 2: it's like ring and it goes to your voicemail, and

1592
01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:34,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, I.

1593
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:37,040
Speaker 1: Don't live by the phone, man, like I learned. Once

1594
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:38,479
Speaker 1: I learned how to do D and D, I was like,

1595
01:33:38,479 --> 01:33:39,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, what a game changer is Now I

1596
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:43,080
Speaker 1: could work without like ping pink, pink, pink, pink, pink,

1597
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:46,679
Speaker 1: pink pink, ping, rickchet rabbit. You don't even know that cartoon?

1598
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,720
Speaker 1: Do you anna? Barbara cartoon back in the day, Ping ping, ping,

1599
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:51,280
Speaker 1: ricochet rabbit.

1600
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,719
Speaker 2: Ah, that sounds cute.

1601
01:33:54,680 --> 01:33:56,840
Speaker 1: It all sounds cute. Did you finish yours? Do you

1602
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:58,080
Speaker 1: have your last passion ration?

1603
01:33:58,520 --> 01:33:58,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1604
01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:02,040
Speaker 1: We did it. Yeah, we completed kids. We finished the thing.

1605
01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:07,519
Speaker 1: It only took us oh an hour and a half,

1606
01:34:08,880 --> 01:34:13,120
Speaker 1: but we got there. There's a lot of content for

1607
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:16,479
Speaker 1: a free show man. You like what you hear? Tell

1608
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:20,160
Speaker 1: people subscribe? Kid? The other day was like, do we

1609
01:34:20,240 --> 01:34:23,960
Speaker 1: have to tell the two subscribe? Do you think this works? Check?

1610
01:34:24,040 --> 01:34:27,040
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I was like, yeah, you get out

1611
01:34:27,040 --> 01:34:32,760
Speaker 1: in your socials. You beg people to subscribe, leave nice reviews. Yes,

1612
01:34:32,920 --> 01:34:35,640
Speaker 1: that's all she cares about. You think we are at

1613
01:34:35,920 --> 01:34:40,880
Speaker 1: four point nine and we just I just don't want

1614
01:34:40,920 --> 01:34:41,960
Speaker 1: to be at work.

1615
01:34:42,280 --> 01:34:45,840
Speaker 2: Someone reew bro.

1616
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:49,000
Speaker 1: I'm shocked down. All mean man fucking people. Some people

1617
01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:53,240
Speaker 1: like here two people having a good ass time. That sucks.

1618
01:34:53,720 --> 01:34:56,280
Speaker 1: Find out they're related. They hate that even more.

1619
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.

1620
01:34:57,439 --> 01:34:59,360
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? Not do it? Because sometimes

1621
01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:02,320
Speaker 1: people are like here, your control, get out of your system.

1622
01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:06,080
Speaker 1: You're done. True, we'll be here having a good time. Passion,

1623
01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:10,320
Speaker 1: Passion for having a good time, ration for your comments.

1624
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 2: True.

1625
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,560
Speaker 1: There it is kids for beardless dickless me.

1626
01:35:17,640 --> 01:35:19,559
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

1627
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:32,240
Speaker 1: I have a beardless dickless day. This has been a

1628
01:35:32,439 --> 01:35:37,120
Speaker 1: podcast production some podcast podcast using our mouths on you

1629
01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:38,679
Speaker 1: since two thousand and seven.