Sound Bites
- "I'm not interested. Oh, it's a pagan set. I love"
- "So I got to get the Penguin Cinco de Mayo shirt or the St. Patrick's Day t-shirt. Those are always good."
- "Well, sorry Tim. I guess I'm a flawed person."
- "I cannot fucking believe it. Like after watching him like roll a fucking car and then being upside down, I'm sure that fucking kid's gonna be sore as hell today or yesterday."
- "Upside down you turn me"
- "Oh my God."
- "That guy's a fucking genius."
- "Your parallel parking. Ooh, that's a tough one."
- "It's well to watch and you realize there's such an enclosed space, right?"
- "Alright. Well, you guys ready to start the show? Have I been recording this? Oh, okay."
- "Bug the house. Absolutely."
- "You know, nowadays, can feel like everyone's life's gonna be on camera and filmed in social media and you'll be able to go back and, you know, find some evidence of things."
- "Even if you get her pregnant, don't do it."
- "Sometimes sex happens."
- "Whip Cream on Your Privates"
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The most Outrageous Advice podcast you've ever heard.