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*Music*

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Hello!

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*Laughter*

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And welcome to the Prod.cast!

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A podcast where we talk life, work, and occasionally music, my name is SwitchBladesForKids

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and the other half of the podcast?

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Ah, hello!

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It's me!

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It's the beetle!

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It's the reincarnated beetle himself!

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Yeah!

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It's Mr. Blay, how are we doing?

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How are we going?

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Doing good!

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What are we up to?

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Where are we?

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When is it?

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How did I get here?

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How did I get here?

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Who did you tell you, dude?

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Ah, dude.

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It's been such a slow day.

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When you sent that message, it was like, hey man, we're going to recall today, I was sitting

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out in the backyard and I was watching the kids play and I just finished whittling.

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I don't know, it sounds so retarded, but I was like, Maverick's playing with this, like,

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a little bit of like, fence paling.

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And so he was just whacking, fucking bubbles that Quinn was born.

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And he just got this pale, and he was just like, "Whaack, fucking like, smat and shit!"

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And I was like, "Hey Ma, bring that over here!"

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And then I was like, "Hey Quinn, go and get me a texter!"

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And I drank this like, outline of like, a gun, and I was like, "I'm gonna make this!"

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And it was like, full on five minute crafts, just got like, a sword, and I was just like,

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"Nice!"

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And I was like, "Pumped out this like, gun!"

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And I got like, a fucking, I got one of my knives and I was just like, whittling,

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like, so it was all nice and smooth.

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And Maverick gets this gun, and he's like, "Ahh!"

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And it's like, "I love it!"

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And he's like, "It's a gun!"

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And by the barrel and swing it.

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Didn't care that I was like, "Oh, it's supposed to be like, "Beau, beau, beau, you know?"

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It was fucking, "Use it and just go whack it!"

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And just hit things, just hit things.

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Oh man, classic Mav, classic Mav.

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I will admit, I too have just been hanging out with the kids a lot.

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It's been nice.

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It's the dream, honestly.

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We are, "Oh, dude, actually, you know what?

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Before we get into anything?"

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Yes, today we went on an adventure.

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We've been doing this more often, where we just go explore shit.

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Right.

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One of the boys from work was like, "Oh, yeah, you gotta check out this creek down."

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You know, he told me where.

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He was like, "It down here, it's like 30, 40 minutes out, out of town."

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It's fucking awesome, I'm like, "Alright, beau."

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So we go through this long ass drive out there.

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And anyway, we get to the spot that he was talking about.

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And I'm like, "Man, this spot sucks."

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Like, "He is placed sucks."

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"Danks!"

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It sucks so bad.

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Like, the creek was just all rock, and there's tiny little creek.

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And it looked like it kept going as all rock for fucking ages.

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Like, in both one direction was barbed wire off.

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And the other way was just open.

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And I'm like, "Ah, this is pretty shit."

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I'm like, "What if we just follow, what if we followed the creek down?"

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And maybe we'll be able to find another spot, you know?

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So anyway, "Oh, there's my son just banging on the door."

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"Allow, I'm recording, bud."

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[Laughter]

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Please stop banging on my door.

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Don't you realize it's Sunday morning?

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Yeah, it's Sunday morning, dude.

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This is chill time.

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But yeah, anyway, so we followed this creek down.

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And it goes on a, like, through a paddock.

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So it's like a main street, or like a main road, a council road.

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But it goes through private property.

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So we get onto this paddock and surrounded by cows.

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There's cows fucking everywhere.

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And we're like, "Yeah, I'm like, "Ah, this is pretty cool."

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Like, put the windows down, like, they look within touching distance.

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And the kids are like, "Lobb."

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And then, anyway, we pull up at this little crossing

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and I'm like, "This, now this looks like the spot."

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Like, "This looks like the spot."

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So we pull over, get out, like, walking around, having a look,

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get into our swimmers and stuff,

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and we start exploring, and out of nowhere, right?

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We're like, "We're walking down this creek."

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Right?

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That we're walking up.

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So we're walking in the, like, against the cows towards them.

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Right?

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So we literally walk through.

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I heard of cows.

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I ran them and, like, amongst them.

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And we sort of cross paths.

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They keep going the other way.

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We keep going this way.

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And a random dog.

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A random dog.

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No collar, no nothing.

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Just runs up and is like, "Hey, I'm friendly."

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And I'm like, "All right, cool."

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So we explored this creek.

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With, through a herd of cows,

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with a dog that was an arrow,

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and we found a swimming, like, a little swimming area

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in this creek, like, this tiny little, you know,

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the whole time you're walking through it's, like, ankle deep.

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You know, like, walking on, like, rock beds, it sucks.

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You know, it's horrible.

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Like, I actually hurt my foot.

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From doing it, right?

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Like, it sucks.

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I hate it.

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I'm like, "I need some water shoes or something."

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But, um, we finally get to this tiny little clearing.

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That is, like, genuinely, like, up to my nipple.

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Like, it is...

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It is...

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Yeah, it's like sick.

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It's a sick little area.

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So, anyway, kids have a bit of a swim and everything.

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But it was, like, the coolest thing, man.

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Just on a random Saturday, or, like, went through a drive,

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surrounded by cows and silence and a random dog,

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swimming in a little creek.

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And, like, Jack is, like, "Did you bring your phone?"

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He's like, "No."

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"No, I actually did it."

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"Yeah."

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So, as I did you bring your, she's like, "No."

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He's like, "How good is that?"

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"Yeah."

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"Yeah."

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"It's like that."

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"How good is that?"

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"Yeah."

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"It's like that."

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"How good is that?"

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And we just fucking hung out, man.

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We just hung out for, like, an hour in this creek.

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It was good.

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It's just essentially what I want to do.

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I just want to do more of this shit.

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Like, this is...

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What is, like, what a core memory for, like, a ride?

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Right?

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I hate saying core memory because it's, like,

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there's just something that your kids would ever forget.

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It's, like, time that, like, Dad, mom and dad took us to this weird place.

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And then there were shitloads of cows everywhere.

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Yeah!

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And a friendly dog.

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And we were swimming.

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That's it.

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Like, that's literally what it is.

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It was just this weird little, like,

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and because it was...

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Where we crossed, it was the smallest crossing out of all of them that we crossed, right?

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It was the smallest one, but for some reason I thought...

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Because I saw them one side, it was grass,

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so leading into the creek.

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So you actually walked on grass to get into the water, right?

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And it was, like, that seems much nicer.

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That seems much nicer than the fucking rocks.

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And then I could see up one side of the embankment,

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like, it was, like, a clear run.

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Like, you could just walk the whole way down.

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So I was like, well, if we walk down the creek,

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and we don't want to walk on the creek anymore,

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we can just go up on the embankment and walk back.

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That's exactly what we did.

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Yeah, you spent, like, an hour going down this creek,

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and you're like, "I must have gone a long distance."

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I definitely didn't.

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I absolutely did not.

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Oh no, Zach!

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Oh no, it's me!

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Oh no, my internet died.

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Was it me?

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We're back!

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We're back!

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Oh, dude.

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Technical issues!

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Monothe technical issues!

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Monothe technical issues!

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Monothe, woo!

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Go ahead, love internet!

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Man, I love the internet!

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Yes, speaking of the internet.

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That will be honest, I'm glad that we're going to keep in that story

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because it was a fun little thing that we did.

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Yeah.

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And I really enjoyed it, and I want to do more stuff like that.

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But, anyway, that's what we did.

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Other than that, all I've been doing is dreaming of owning a farm

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for the last, like, 12 months,

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and especially the last, like, three, two months, two, three months.

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Yeah.

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It's all I've been doing is dreaming about this farm.

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I would say you've been dreaming about this farm for at least two years.

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Oh, yeah, probably two years.

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I think it was when you got this place, you...

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I think you told me, like, I'm already thinking about the next one.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, that's excellent.

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And then it, I think it was like six months after that,

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you were like, dude, how fun's gardening?

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Yeah, yeah, literally.

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I was like, dude, growing stuff from nothing?

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Oh, man!

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From a tiny little, something that you can barely even see,

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turning into something you can eat.

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Like...

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And I knew that you were on the trail of, like,

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becoming a fucking...

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In less than three years, Blake will be a farmer,

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and you'll have a tractor, and you'll be, like,

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becoming a swimming simulator, like,

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how I always wanted to play farming simulator with the boys.

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I'm just gonna do it in real life instead.

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Yeah.

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I'm just gonna do it in real life.

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It's just easier.

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It's just easier than organizing the boys to get on and play some fucking farm simulator.

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Yeah.

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What do we should be farm simulator?

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I'm down to play farm simulator, because it's on GamePom.

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You played it.

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I have.

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Yeah, I enjoyed it.

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We should stream farm simulator.

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We should stream farm simulator, man.

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It was actually...

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I think it was me, you and John, or me.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, we were in the cars, we were just like...

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We just ran into each other with cars and stuff.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, we should actually try farm.

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We should actually try and harvest something.

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Let's...

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Yeah, let's make a farm.

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Hey, babe, man.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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The comic addicts who was like, "Man, I'm really fine.

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This is interesting."

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Yeah, like I am a mechanic.

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I was a mechanic.

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00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000
Just...

261
00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:09,000
I'm sorry, do we do this stuff, man.

262
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000
I don't get it.

263
00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000
It's so dumb.

264
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I think I'd like to do this in real life.

265
00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000
I could do this in a video game.

266
00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000
Literally, like, it's like I found the one thing that is my entire personality

267
00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000
and it's all I wanna do.

268
00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,000
Yeah.

269
00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000
It's all I wanna do.

270
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Maybe...

271
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And this might be way too, like, esoteric, or maybe I'm reading too far into it, but like...

272
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:31,000
We play a lot of shooter games because we want to experience combat, maybe.

273
00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,000
Maybe!

274
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,000
And that, you know...

275
00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000
Yeah, I post...

276
00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000
I post like...

277
00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000
I post like...

278
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000
I post like...

279
00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000
Yeah, dude.

280
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I put so many, like, posts up about, like, non-trad west and stuff like that.

281
00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000
Yeah, it's so...

282
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Where it's like...

283
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Men only want two things.

284
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It's like...

285
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To die in glorious...

286
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(laughs)

287
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And to hand combat.

288
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And to have a farm with a family and 10 cows.

289
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(laughs)

290
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,000
Yeah.

291
00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,000
It's like men and you two...

292
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000
Couple of acres.

293
00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

294
00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,000
Men only want two things.

295
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,000
And it's true.

296
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,000
Dude, isn't it true, man?

297
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000
Like, there's two ways that I wanna go out, surrounded by my family, who I love,

298
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,000
like, on my deathbed quietly, everyone around.

299
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:14,000
And then the other way is swing and assort, hold and like, to the final...

300
00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Yeah.

301
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,000
Second life.

302
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000
Yeah.

303
00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,000
Just getting...

304
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Getting mowed down by a fucking superior combat.

305
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, literally.

306
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000
Just getting absolutely...

307
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,000
Getting my shit handed to me by someone who is much stronger in...

308
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000
They're better than me.

309
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000
It's a weird thing to...

310
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000
Because, like, think about this.

311
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000
We've got, like,

312
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000
simulators for, like, combat...

313
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,000
Especially for shooting and stuff.

314
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000
Yeah, we play top of we play.

315
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000
Airsoft.

316
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000
Well, no, no, I think we can just...

317
00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, joblastin'.

318
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000
So, as you can do it, yeah, yeah, yeah.

319
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000
Yeah, joblasting, real, like, a...

320
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,000
A paintball and...

321
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,000
And airsoft and stuff, and that.

322
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,000
But if you wanna feel that the thrill of beating a man to a pulp,

323
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000
you box or you kickbox or you...

324
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,000
UFC.

325
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000
You know what I mean?

326
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000
Like, there are physical combat sports.

327
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,000
And...

328
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000
I'm thinking about drawing it.

329
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,000
I'm...

330
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,000
Yeah.

331
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
So am I.

332
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
And I wanna get my kids into it as well.

333
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000
I think they would fucking absolutely go nuts.

334
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000
And I think you'll think of the exact same thing.

335
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:12,000
Like, in karate or taikwondo or fucking jujitsu or something.

336
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000
Yeah.

337
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,000
I'm...

338
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
I'm actually...

339
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:16,000
I'm hoping wherever it is that we buy this farm.

340
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,000
Because I still wanna be close to, like, a major city.

341
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:23,000
Like, if we go tazi, we're pretty sure it's tazi.

342
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:27,000
But if we go down tazi, like, within 30 minutes of, like,

343
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000
Hobart or something like that, or longsand, or different port...

344
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:35,000
Some form of major city where I could do some martial arts or some sort of

345
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,000
whether it's...

346
00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,000
Yeah.

347
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Like, taikwondo, karate, fucking, like, more Thai boxing, kickbox, something.

348
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,000
Just something.

349
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000
Something that men and the kids could go...

350
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000
And, to be honest, all four of us could go.

351
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000
Especially if we don't really need money too much.

352
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000
If we're living off-grid.

353
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000
We work on our own time.

354
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
You know what I mean?

355
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000
I wanna homeschool the kids.

356
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000
Like, I reckon that'll be sick.

357
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
So, like, doing all four of us going out to...

358
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000
You know what I mean?

359
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,000
Like, we're all four of us.

360
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000
Just like a little gym and getting fucking wild.

361
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Yeah, why not?

362
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,000
You know what I mean?

363
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000
Get immersed in the culture.

364
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,000
Yeah.

365
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Well, look at the Gracie family, man.

366
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,000
That's what they fucking...

367
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000
They made their entire identity about being the best Brazilian...

368
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000
Yeah.

369
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000
...to, like, fighters ever.

370
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:18,000
And they are.

371
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000
They're just, like, their whole family...

372
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,000
BJJ is just...

373
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,000
BJJ is just...

374
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,000
You do BJJ if you want to actually hurt a person.

375
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000
If you... It's weird though.

376
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
There's... Like...

377
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
Actually, I wanna say this before I go on to my rant about BJJ

378
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000
'cause I really like BJJ.

379
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,000
Yeah, that's right.

380
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,000
There's other things that, like, are not for work in a street fight.

381
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
But there's times where it's like, it did work in a street fight.

382
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,000
And especially watching LATS...

383
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,000
Yeah.

384
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000
...fucking J-Literally.

385
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:47,000
...reinately watching BJJ take place in a bar...

386
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000
...in a club.

387
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000
Like, in literally...

388
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,000
...a surrounded by daydudes, right?

389
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,000
Yep.

390
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000
...and LATS literally just stopping a fight.

391
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Yeah.

392
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
...just single-handedly...

393
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000
Just run the dude and just go on.

394
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Just literally...

395
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000
...just literally...

396
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000
...just literally single-handedly dropped into the ground and said,

397
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,000
"You're okay.

398
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,000
You're good.

399
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Not gonna hurt you.

400
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,000
Just come down.

401
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000
Come down.

402
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000
I was watching...

403
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,000
...I'm looking at LATS and he's like, "Come down.

404
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
Come down."

405
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
Because me and you were at the bar and then I would just go...

406
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
And then his LATS on the ground,

407
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000
...changed choking something out and, like...

408
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000
...all right, well, I guess I better finish this drink.

409
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000
Wait, we're not getting that one back.

410
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Yeah, I was like, "Well, we're not staying here."

411
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,000
This is the coolest club that we've been to today, so...

412
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Yeah.

413
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,000
...I'm like, "LATS, already got us kicked out of one place."

414
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000
I think we definitely aren't staying here.

415
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,000
The one thing, so the one thing about like...

416
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:41,000
...actually doing, like, say, a combat sport or something like that...

417
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
...is I was talking about it with Kim last night...

418
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:47,000
...and we were watching funnily enough, watching maps...

419
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000
...which are married for the time.

420
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:52,000
...and it's just because it's like that guilty pleasure of fucking sitting there...

421
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,000
...and know that they're all actors or they're getting produced and stuff like that...

422
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000
...it's supposed to be real.

423
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
It's definitely not.

424
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000
It's absolutely not real.

425
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,000
We know that.

426
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000
No way, we know that.

427
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:03,000
No fucking no.

428
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:07,000
And so watching that, but one of the ads came on and it was for footy...

429
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
...and it was like watching, you know, NRL and stuff like that...

430
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,000
...and all these dudes getting fucking, like, pumped up in the score and tries...

431
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:15,000
...and fucking making good passes and dodging motherfuckers...

432
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
...and I was like, "That looks really cool."

433
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,000
Yeah.

434
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,000
...that's great, and Kim was like, "Do you reckon we'd ever start watching footy again?"

435
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,000
I was like, "I don't want to watch people play footy."

436
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
I don't give a fuck.

437
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
No, I need to do it.

438
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,000
And she's like, "Oh, what's going on?"

439
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:36,000
I was like, "Cuz, you know what, I'd rather play really shitty footy."

440
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,000
...and watch football.

441
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:43,000
And I think someone fucking, you know, it's probably like a real fight club.

442
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Maybe.

443
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,000
Fucking reference to be like, it's masturbation.

444
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
You're watching sports instead of doing the sport.

445
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Yeah, you're driving so much.

446
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000
You'd rather be doing it.

447
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000
You'd rather be doing it.

448
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Yeah, and I think, you know, doing the actual...

449
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,000
...this is where it comes into, you know, actually doing the martial art...

450
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
...or doing the, you know, the combat, or whatever it is...

451
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:09,000
...that would be the fucking absolute, like, the closest we could get...

452
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:12,000
...to getting 60 million friends to fight.

453
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Yeah, I mean.

454
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying.

455
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

456
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:20,000
It's the closest we can get to the literal...

457
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000
...fotching a whole living...

458
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,000
...living another empire.

459
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
...living like a world.

460
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

461
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,000
...it's the closest we can get.

462
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000
Yeah, I feel that.

463
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
We can get that.

464
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000
I feel that.

465
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000
Yeah.

466
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,000
I feel like, yeah, the next step is, like, becoming as dangerous as possible.

467
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Dude, I've got to show you that YouTube series.

468
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

469
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000
There was a YouTube series I watched recently.

470
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000
I modestly told you about it last week.

471
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000
Where, ooh, your children.

472
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Screamy scream.

473
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,000
I thought that was going...

474
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:48,000
...where they...

475
00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,000
...it's about self-defense.

476
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000
And it's like all these weird situation...

477
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000
...like situations, so, like, they're fighting on a bus.

478
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
Right?

479
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000
Oh, yeah.

480
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,000
They have many showmiers.

481
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Yeah, there's like a zombie one.

482
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000
There's like a knife attack.

483
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000
There's, like, just a bunch of other different things.

484
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000
The knife...

485
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000
Like, I said, I think I said last week, the knife one is...

486
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000
...fucking...

487
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
...you just don't fight a dude with a knife.

488
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
No.

489
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,000
...like, these guys are professional fighters, and they died every single time.

490
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Like, they all died every time.

491
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:17,000
Like, one dude had, like, 37, 40, 50 stab wounds.

492
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,000
Yeah.

493
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Like, in the span of, like, it's, like, 15 seconds, not even that.

494
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
No.

495
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
Because, just literally, like...

496
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
[Coughs]

497
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,000
What was...

498
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,000
What was that?

499
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
I...

500
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
I had something about, like, the thing about knife fights is...

501
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000
...and I've heard this a long time ago, is...

502
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
...the winner dies in the street.

503
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:37,000
I'm sorry, the loser dies in the street, and the winner dies in hospital.

504
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
Yeah.

505
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
Like, your knife fight...

506
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
...it doesn't matter how good you are with a knife fight, like...

507
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
You've got it too much with the knife?

508
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000
Yeah.

509
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Yeah, fuck. If you're the one guy with the knife, it can easily turn around on you.

510
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Yeah.

511
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,000
It's... no, it's not a guarantee.

512
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Yeah, that's it.

513
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Because you're right, because this is the thing, whatever one says is...

514
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000
...you don't notice being stabbed at the time.

515
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000
That's the thing you feel like you've been punched.

516
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,000
Apparently, this is what people say who have been stabbed.

517
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,000
They're like, "Didn't even notice I got stabbed, I thought I'd been punched."

518
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Yeah.

519
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:09,000
So, you know, the adrenaline running in your body, you're both just stabbing each other.

520
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,000
Yeah?

521
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,000
You're both dying.

522
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,000
That's it.

523
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
At the end of the day.

524
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
Yeah, you're both just leaking...

525
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Yeah, fuck in the life of...

526
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
You're both dying.

527
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000
You're both just dying.

528
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
Yeah.

529
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
So, knife fights...

530
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,000
And there was one situation there where it was like...

531
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:25,000
...they basically would hold like eyes closed and then a situation would happen.

532
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000
And each time it was different.

533
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
So at the start, it was like...

534
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000
...they counted down from five and on three, the guy pushed them.

535
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
So that was the first one.

536
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000
So it was like, you know, out of nowhere.

537
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
Like, his eyes were closed, he pushed them at three.

538
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000
So it was like, they have to figure out what's going on, fight back, whatever.

539
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
And one of them was like after he counts...

540
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,000
The guy counting himself.

541
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,000
So the guy counts down from five and then the thing happens, right?

542
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
So he counts down to one, he opens his eyes.

543
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
There's a knife right in his face and the guy goes, give me a wallet, give me everything.

544
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Only one dude fought him.

545
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Everyone else was like, "All good, man.

546
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
All good."

547
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Like, pretended to grab his wallet.

548
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
He got my phone, he got my phone, he got my phone, and wallet, man.

549
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
All good, no worries.

550
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,000
All right, happy days.

551
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Walk away.

552
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Only one guy fought him.

553
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:06,000
And, funnily enough, the one guy who fought him, like, caught him off guard.

554
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
And, like, they just...

555
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000
Well, because he would have expected...

556
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

557
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:16,000
And so they fought for a while, he didn't actually get stabbed, and he managed to run out of the room and shit.

558
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,000
But, like, yeah, essentially...

559
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Fucking eye fights, you just don't.

560
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
You just don't.

561
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Yeah, no, no.

562
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
I watch the likes.

563
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,000
How many times have you seen dudes fucking like the, the, the, the, when live leak was a thing?

564
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
Yeah, dude.

565
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
You see, like, barfights happen at, and then like, one dude be like, "I've got a knife."

566
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000
And then the next thing is the whole fucking floor is painted with blood.

567
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Yeah, yeah.

568
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,000
And it's just fucking, it's a mess.

569
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Like, you, you don't want to be a part of it.

570
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
No, I do it.

571
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
No.

572
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
No fights, man.

573
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000
No.

574
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Don't, don't get involved.

575
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Someone got a knife, just give him the wallet.

576
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000
Yeah.

577
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Like, trust me.

578
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Or, actually, a both gonna die.

579
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000
At least one of you will die.

580
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000
And, like, if you kill the other guy, then what?

581
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000
You go to prison for killing someone.

582
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000
It's like, it's a, it's an absolute...

583
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
It's an absolute...

584
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
It's my wallet.

585
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah, it's an absolute loose loose.

586
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
It's just, you know what I mean?

587
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,000
Like, no matter what.

588
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
It's a loose loose.

589
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
Just get out.

590
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
And, it's all that has a nice fit.

591
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Yeah.

592
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Anyway, that was like a super scary thing that I noticed on this, like, martial artist thing.

593
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Is that no matter how strong, no matter how good, no matter how mastered, a knife will beat you every day.

594
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,000
The way he keeps...

595
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:22,000
It's like, have you seen that Detroit Open Survival team dude that dusted?

596
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,000
Like that dude?

597
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Oh, yeah.

598
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000
He's like, you could have a gun right in your face and it's like right here.

599
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Or like, right in his face.

600
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
And he's like,

601
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Yeah, he's like, like, he was like...

602
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
He does like the...

603
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,000
He does the like, hip twist and throws his shoulder and like...

604
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
And just palms, you know, palms the gun away.

605
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
And it's like, and that is how you disarm a gun.

606
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
It's like, uh...

607
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

608
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
It's like, what's the karate dude?

609
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I forget his name.

610
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,000
But he's always talking, he talks about like, catching a blade.

611
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
He's like, with the creases.

612
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
So if it comes in for the neck...

613
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
What?

614
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
You grab it?

615
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
What if you did neck crease?

616
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
You grab the knife.

617
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
It's like...

618
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
That's the...

619
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Like, legitimately he's like a fake martial artist.

620
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
Yeah, yeah.

621
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000
He teaches all the fake...

622
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Yeah, you know, catch up with the crease.

623
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

624
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,000
It's like the crease in your arm.

625
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
Yeah, he's like...

626
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Catch the knife.

627
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000
Right here.

628
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Right in this joint.

629
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
That's just so dumb dude.

630
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,000
But, like, uh, this is dude called, um...

631
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000
Ian.

632
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000
His name's Ian from Forgotten Weapons.

633
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
I think I know this.

634
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Yeah.

635
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Has a whole channel about like, old World War I, even way back before World War I.

636
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Sort of weapons and shit like that and up to current sort of stuff.

637
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
That's why.

638
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Just, you would never see it unless he...

639
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Like, as he works in a museum, a gun museum.

640
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000
And it's like, all these other fucking cool guns.

641
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000
It's some of the coolest shit I've ever seen.

642
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000
It does like, really in-depth stuff on them.

643
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
Um...

644
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:54,000
He was doing like a fucking gag with like, about like, how to just some...

645
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Like a guy that was just like, alright, so you got to go and write in your face and he's like, so what you want to do is...

646
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
And he's like, put his hands on his ass and...

647
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000
What you want to do is...

648
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,000
And then just gonna go bang.

649
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Just gonna bang.

650
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
Yeah.

651
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
That's like, CGI's like, doesn't matter what the fuck you do.

652
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
You are not quicker than a guy pulling a trigger.

653
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Yeah.

654
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
A couple of millimeters.

655
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
You're not gonna win.

656
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Yeah, you're not gonna win.

657
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
You're not gonna win.

658
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
Yeah, you're not gonna win.

659
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
Yeah, you're not gonna win.

660
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Are you telling me?

661
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Are you genuinely telling me that there is something in your wallet that is more important than your life?

662
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Uh...

663
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Oh no.

664
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,000
The end is not?

665
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,000
The wallet itself is 12 years old, like...

666
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Yeah?

667
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000
And I would still be like, damn, I missed that wallet.

668
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Yeah, you know what you could say though?

669
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
You're like, I have a wallet.

670
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Can I please keep the wallet?

671
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,000
You can take all the money in the car.

672
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000
So I just want the wallet man that sends me in.

673
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Here, take it from my car.

674
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
He's the money.

675
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I have fucking cash.

676
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
I've got a fucking...

677
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
I've got an abs.

678
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Like a fucking cash?

679
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
What the fuck have I got cash?

680
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Actually, I've got...

681
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
I found 10 bucks in my pocket the other day.

682
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I've got a fucking pocket on because obviously, you know, I haven't been wearing jackets because it's a fucking heart.

683
00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:00,000
But I put like a jacket on because it was raining.

684
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000
So, jacket on, hands on my pockets.

685
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Oh, what is this? 10 bucks?

686
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
It's like...

687
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Yeah.

688
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,000
Yeah.

689
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,000
It's the best...

690
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000
Actually, it is the best 10 bucks I've ever found.

691
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,000
You know what I mean?

692
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Like when you find money like that, it is like just then.

693
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
The best $50 you've ever owned is the $50 you didn't know you owned.

694
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Exactly!

695
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Exactly.

696
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000
Yeah.

697
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Kim went through one of my books.

698
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
I've got like a whole bookshelf just there.

699
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:24,000
I know you've seen it.

700
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000
But like, she opened up one of them just to show the kids.

701
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000
It was...

702
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I think it was like my...

703
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
I've got like the big book of all the Sherlock Holmes.

704
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Oh yeah, cool.

705
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,000
It might have been that one or it might have been like the...

706
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
We've got like Grimm's fairy tales like the whole...

707
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Every fairy tale, so I think.

708
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
She opened it up, found $70.

709
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,000
Where?

710
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Nice.

711
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,000
Yeah.

712
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,000
And I was like, what the fuck?

713
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
And she was like, "Oh, that's right.

714
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Remember we used to hide money in books?"

715
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
No.

716
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
You're like, "No!

717
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,000
When did I do that?

718
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000
How long has the $70 been here?"

719
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah, exactly.

720
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000
And I was like, "Wow, man, $70.

721
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
That just popped out."

722
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
I thought about that with the Bible.

723
00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Because apparently people do that with Bibles all the time.

724
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000
They hide by the Bible.

725
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

726
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Oh, I...

727
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Mine was free.

728
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
I got this from...

729
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Mine was not.

730
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Oh, I got it.

731
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,000
It's the Gideon's version, which apparently is like the...

732
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:20,000
The most common version given out now, apparently.

733
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000
So I heard that the New King James version.

734
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Yeah, that is the most...

735
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
That's the most common...

736
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,000
This is also New King...

737
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,000
This is the same.

738
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:30,000
But the Gideon's one is essentially they...

739
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Business people, Christians, business Christians.

740
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
And they...

741
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Business Christians.

742
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:38,000
It's like you know my business, don't know?

743
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
You know my don't know, man?

744
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

745
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
Big business Christians.

746
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:44,000
And they donate money to...

747
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Give out Bibles.

748
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
That's the thing.

749
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
So they...

750
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
Oh, yeah, actually, I've think I've seen...

751
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,000
I think fuck...

752
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000
I had the stuff at Capoeco.

753
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,000
They were all Gideon's Bibles.

754
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

755
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
So these are the most commonly given out Bibles.

756
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Because they...

757
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
You don't buy them.

758
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
You don't purchase them.

759
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
They are given.

760
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
And like, yeah, my...

761
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,000
The past work was just like, I'm pretty sure I've got one around here somewhere.

762
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,000
So I've just been searching for a while.

763
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
He's like, "Here you go.

764
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
Unopened.

765
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:09,000
It's still in this plastic wrapper.

766
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Here you go."

767
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000
I was just like, "Ah, cool."

768
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000
How fucking thin...

769
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
I forgot that ages...

770
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,000
Bibles pages are so thin.

771
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000
I said that to you.

772
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Remember, and you were like, "Yeah, they're really good for cigarettes."

773
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Oh, yeah, that's what...

774
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
Yeah, I forgot.

775
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,000
Because like...

776
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Let me just preface this entire conversation.

777
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,000
It's right about to get into.

778
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Let me get...

779
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Let me just preface everything you're about to say.

780
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,000
Yeah.

781
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
I have a holy bottle.

782
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:37,000
Yeah, and I have new testament with Psalms.

783
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,000
All right, okay, so...

784
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,000
I've got old and new.

785
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000
Yeah, so this is only new testament in Psalms.

786
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
This is not old testament.

787
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,000
So I'll tell you what right now, just before we begin saying what about to say...

788
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Old Testament is so very hard to read.

789
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

790
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
I don't read Old Testament stuff too much, but I know a lot about it.

791
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Never mind the fact that, like, look at all the text.

792
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000
I know, dude.

793
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,000
It's not...

794
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000
Look at all the...

795
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Look how fine fucking print it is.

796
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Old said to Moses.

797
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,000
They're any called to Moses.

798
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Anyway, the reason why I got the Bible in the first place, my thinking was...

799
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000
I was like...

800
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,000
Listening to a podcast, a four-head famous, you know, General Sam and...

801
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

802
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,000
They had Wendogoon on the podcast.

803
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Another name?

804
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,000
Yeah.

805
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:34,000
Yeah, so he does like, really does like fucking five-hour long videos, honestly.

806
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:38,000
About, like, unexplained mysteries and...

807
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Yeah, yeah.

808
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
Natural phenomena and stuff like that.

809
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,000
And the other thing that is really, really fucking big on is studying Christianity.

810
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Yeah.

811
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,000
And all of it, like, everything involved with the Bible and...

812
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000
Apparently, I didn't know this.

813
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000
I did not fucking know this.

814
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000
So, there's like, uh, fucking hell, I'm just...

815
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
I don't know if this is...

816
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000
It's something like 60 books in total.

817
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
Yeah.

818
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
72 books for just the old New Testament.

819
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
And these were like...

820
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
The way he was deciding...

821
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,000
And books and like, letters and other stuff, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

822
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:18,000
And the letters to Rome and all that sort of shit from...

823
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:19,000
Yeah!

824
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,000
What's the name Paul?

825
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,000
There's haps of stuff, honestly.

826
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah.

827
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,000
But, like, it was all condensed from like three different committees that came together.

828
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,000
That were like, "Okay, cool, this is exactly what can go on the Bible."

829
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Because it's, you know, it's relevant and it corroborates itself, right?

830
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Yeah.

831
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:42,000
So, that's just like 70...

832
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
I think it's about 70 or 60 something in the stories.

833
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,000
Yeah.

834
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:50,000
There is over 2,000 stories from the life and times of Jesus Christ, right?

835
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

836
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000
How the fuck do you read the rest of them?

837
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,000
Yeah, that's...

838
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
So there's...

839
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:59,000
They're books, so they're like, for instance, the Book of Enoch, right?

840
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,000
Which is not in the Bible.

841
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,000
The Book of Enoch is not in the Bible, but you can read the Book of Enoch.

842
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:04,000
It is a...

843
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
Yeah.

844
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:11,000
A Christian text, I suppose, or a Jewish text or whatever you want to hebrate...

845
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,000
Whatever it is, it's religious text.

846
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Because the Book of Enoch is...

847
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Enoch is before Moses, I believe.

848
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Yeah.

849
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:24,000
So before the flood, before the Nephilim were wiped out off the earth...

850
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:29,000
This is the thing of the fucking...

851
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Like the Quran and the Torah...

852
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000
All of the actual other scripts, the manuscript that I believe in.

853
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Well, they all believe in Moses.

854
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,000
This is the crazy thing.

855
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000
They all believe in Moses.

856
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:43,000
So it's like, Jesus is not the...

857
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Like one thing that binds them all together.

858
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,000
It's like Abraham is the one thing.

859
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000
You know what I mean?

860
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000
It is God Himself.

861
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000
It is Jesus.

862
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000
They're not Jesus.

863
00:27:52,000 --> 00:28:00,000
It is like all these other pre-Jesus prophets, Enoch and Paul the Baptist and all these other people, right?

864
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Yeah.

865
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
That's...

866
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Paul the Baptist is not Hebrew.

867
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000
He was like Jesus Christ, I'm sorry.

868
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Yeah.

869
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
But anyway, yeah.

870
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000
They all believe in the same thing.

871
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Just real quick.

872
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:13,000
I've heard I haven't actually fact checked this, but I have heard.

873
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000
Jesus spoke Aramaic.

874
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Not Hebrew.

875
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,000
He spoke Aramaic, right?

876
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,000
I've had an idea what that meant.

877
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,000
It's like just an old language.

878
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000
It is the language of 2K as a music.

879
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
It is like language they used.

880
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000
And it is what we...

881
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Like...

882
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
What's the word?

883
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
What's transcribe?

884
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Translage?

885
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Yeah, translate.

886
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000
It's what we have translated a lot of the old text from.

887
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000
It's from Aramaic to English.

888
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:40,000
Oh, right.

889
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000
To whatever, right?

890
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,000
Whatever language we need.

891
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:47,000
And in Aramaic, again, have not fact checked this.

892
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,000
I do want to double check in fact check this, but I've heard that God in Aramaic is a lot.

893
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000
That is the word that it is.

894
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
All right?

895
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
Okay.

896
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,000
So Jesus 2,000 years ago was walking around saying praise a lot.

897
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000
He was not eating pork.

898
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,000
Right?

899
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:09,000
He put his forehead to the ground to pray to God.

900
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
Right?

901
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:16,000
There's all these things that he did that Christians don't do, but Muslims do.

902
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:20,000
I'm just saying it's very hot.

903
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,000
But that's what the Quran says.

904
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000
The Quran says that Jesus was Muslim.

905
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
That is what the Quran is.

906
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:34,000
It is that the translation of what the religion was back then has been changed.

907
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:41,000
And that the Bible is the incorrect version of what has happened and the Quran is the correct version of what has happened.

908
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
That's all that they are saying, right?

909
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:48,000
Well, this is what has actually sparked me into wanting to learn more.

910
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:58,000
It's the thing of, I purely got a Bible so that I could just read it and just sort of understand it.

911
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,000
It's not like I'm shopping around for religion or anything.

912
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000
I literally want to read the Bible.

913
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000
Without any sort of...

914
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000
It's purely for knowledge.

915
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah, and the thing that gets me, and this is what makes me feel like there's some truth behind it, is in our society, it literally feels like you get made fun of to read the Bible.

916
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000
That is what...

917
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000
You know what I mean?

918
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,000
It's weird, you go, "Oh yeah, I'm going to read the Bible."

919
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Yeah, people are like, "Why would you read the Bible?"

920
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,000
It's like, "It's a book and I just want to read it."

921
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
What are you religious now?

922
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:33,000
It's like, "Why is it so bad? Why is that so wrong to be really..."

923
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:38,000
You know what I mean? Why do we have we, and it's only in the last like hundred years that it's been like this?

924
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,000
Yeah.

925
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:48,000
Because if you think, I was talking to Jackie, even my mum and dad about how long Australia has been colonized for, like 1771.

926
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000
Colonized, like since we were made...

927
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000
My sense was landed, you know what I mean?

928
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
Oh 1777.

929
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Yeah, there you go.

930
00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:05,000
And that is really not that long ago, when you truly think about it, it is not that long ago in the broad scale of how long we have been around for.

931
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Now of course I've checked that out.

932
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:10,000
No, it's like 17-something, definitely 17-something though.

933
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,000
Because 1776 was the...

934
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:17,000
When the Americans got their independence.

935
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:24,000
And New Zealand was colonized like 18-01 or something, like 18-04, something like that.

936
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000
But...

937
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Yeah, it was 1770.

938
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
1770.

939
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,000
Yeah, there you go.

940
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I knew it was like 1770.

941
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000
But anyway, so when you think about it, right?

942
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Yeah.

943
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Really not that long ago.

944
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
It's really not.

945
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:44,000
That people genuinely was just everyone had a bug, and everyone read the bug, and everyone was religious of some sort.

946
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,000
It's just that's what life was, like you just were religious, right?

947
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:57,000
So I don't understand how, and the other thing, we've been told that all of our past civilizations were idiots.

948
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,000
They were like barbarians, and...

949
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,000
But you know what I mean?

950
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
No, that's what we're taught.

951
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
We're taught like they were fucking uncivilized, unintelligent idiots.

952
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,000
When in reality, they were more intelligent than us.

953
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,000
I think it's as simple that there was...

954
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:17,000
You know how you hear that saying, "modern problems require modern solutions?"

955
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,000
There were no modern problems.

956
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:24,000
It was the same simple problem that required a simple solution.

957
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,000
Yeah, it was simple problems.

958
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:32,000
And it was like, "Okay, my family needs to eat, so I need to go and get the food, or make the money to go and get the food."

959
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,000
There was three steps max, you know what I mean?

960
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

961
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000
And now it's...

962
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,000
And now the way we lived is...

963
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,000
It's ridiculous.

964
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000
I think about this like every day now.

965
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:46,000
Every day that we live, no other human has lived this way.

966
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,000
No.

967
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,000
Every time that we open our eyes and live, you know what I mean?

968
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:54,000
Like because our technology evolves so quickly, because things change so quickly.

969
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,000
Because of like what we're doing right now when you actually think about it.

970
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,000
Like only 15 years ago was not possible.

971
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Yeah.

972
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
You know what I mean?

973
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,000
Like what we're doing right now?

974
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,000
Only 15 years ago was barely possible.

975
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,000
Was barely possible.

976
00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,000
Yeah.

977
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:14,000
Yeah, we had mics and cameras, but they were fucking trash quality men.

978
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,000
And I remember till 10th, I'm team speak with these horrible quality microphones.

979
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,000
And it would just be this crackly ass, and it'd be lag between different countries.

980
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:29,000
Like if you're speaking to an American, you'd speak and you'd have to wait for them to hear it so that they'd speak.

981
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,000
And then you'd...

982
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,000
And there was a huge delay between conversations of playing...

983
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:38,000
If you're playing video games with like American literature, dude, like...

984
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Holy fuck.

985
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000
And now it's instant.

986
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
It's instant, like communication.

987
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
You know what's...

988
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000
Oh yeah, for us, especially it is.

989
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
But like, have you ever been watching the news?

990
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Have you ever watched like Channel Nine or Channel Ten?

991
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
I do mind if I'm an absolute person, not too big go on.

992
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
It's the same.

993
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000
It's on in the book.

994
00:33:55,000 --> 00:34:00,000
So we will boost it now watching like today or whatever.

995
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
And they'll have like a foreign correspondent in America.

996
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000
And there will still be delay for some reason.

997
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Yeah, yeah, actually we're right.

998
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are right.

999
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,000
You're right.

1000
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:13,000
If I can talk to, you know, because I talk to Wizard Hat...

1001
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Yeah.

1002
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,000
...on this.

1003
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,000
Yeah.

1004
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,000
...extending exactly where I am, spoke to Wizard Hat.

1005
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
And there was no delay.

1006
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000
It's almost like they're using the same technology.

1007
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000
It's fucking...

1008
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
It's almost like they haven't updated their...

1009
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
Like, you know what I mean?

1010
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
No.

1011
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:32,000
It's almost like they're still using the same systems that they've used for the last 30 years, you know?

1012
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,000
30-year-old cameras, 30-year-old fucking network.

1013
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Literally.

1014
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Literally.

1015
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
Yeah.

1016
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:41,000
What could we put underground to make our internet go...

1017
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Copper.

1018
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,000
Could...

1019
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Could...

1020
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,000
...intel your man.

1021
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Or your cop is the way.

1022
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Yeah.

1023
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Copper is the way, instead of this weird glass that might break?

1024
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
Five or...

1025
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Five or optis.

1026
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,000
Ugh, yucky.

1027
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Hard.

1028
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Could be copper.

1029
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Give me...

1030
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
Give me stone and mud.

1031
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Give me the bricks.

1032
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000
Take me back to stone and mud.

1033
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,000
All right?

1034
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Oh, man.

1035
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,000
Yeah, it's back to it.

1036
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Let's get...

1037
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000
Take me back to when it was a string and you...

1038
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1039
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,000
And you...

1040
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:19,000
Cup at the end and you talk into it and it vibrated through the string and you could hear it on the other end.

1041
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000
I think that's how it's meant to be.

1042
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:26,000
If only we could find out some way to, to like, hook up some sort of monotone and it would go...

1043
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:34,000
...and what we could do is create a series of beeps and boobs and make lannas.

1044
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
That's how we'll talk to each other for now and then we'll know it latency.

1045
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:38,000
No, we'll know it latency.

1046
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,000
No, we'll know it latency.

1047
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000
Yeah.

1048
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Oh, my god.

1049
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,000
Fuck you, dear.

1050
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
We've come full circle.

1051
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
We've come full circle.

1052
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:48,000
They have actually talked about putting sails back on those.

1053
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
So we have...

1054
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,000
We are...

1055
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,000
We are coming full circle.

1056
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,000
We are actually coming full circle.

1057
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,000
And it's like they've completely forgotten.

1058
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Yeah.

1059
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Like they've just gone.

1060
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
There's new power saving...

1061
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,000
...technology.

1062
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
Wind...wind...yes.

1063
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Wind power and technology coming out.

1064
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,000
Sails.

1065
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,000
It's just sails.

1066
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
They sails.

1067
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:12,000
It's like we didn't travel around the world for thousands of years with sails, you know what I mean?

1068
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,000
This is what I meant.

1069
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000
Like, oh, dude.

1070
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000
I'm going to get a bit conspired around here now.

1071
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
Let's go.

1072
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:24,000
But in Turkey they found remains of like these ancient cities and like weird rooms.

1073
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:28,000
And weird buildings and all these just weird setup things.

1074
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,000
Right?

1075
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,000
That was...

1076
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,000
It's all stone.

1077
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It's all just stone.

1078
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Right?

1079
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:39,000
And what this archaeologist was saying was if it was us, 11,000 years in the future.

1080
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,000
If we left, if we died, if we disappeared, if we... whatever.

1081
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,000
What would be left of what you see here today?

1082
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000
The answer is nothing.

1083
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000
So what we see here today in 11,000 years will have all degraded to nothing.

1084
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Yeah, that's a good point.

1085
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
It will have all...

1086
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000
It will have all...

1087
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Yeah, 11,000 years, everything that I'm looking at right now will be either buried or destroyed or composted or broken down or gone in 11,000 years.

1088
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:10,000
You know what the only thing that will be left standing, is stone.

1089
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
That is the only granite, specifically.

1090
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,000
So things made out of granite will still be standing, right?

1091
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:24,000
So you think about a civilization of 11,000 years ago, perhaps had a lot of perishable items, right?

1092
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Perhaps their buildings and walls were covered with plaster and fucking studded walls and all sorts of stuff that literally just degraded over 11,000 years and the only things that were left were the...

1093
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Stead like the foundations.

1094
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000
Yeah.

1095
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:51,000
What I'm trying to say is that there's a chance that the civilizations of 11,000, 13,000 years ago, like pyramids, all that sort of stuff, there's a chance that they actually had tech of some sort.

1096
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,000
It would not be exactly the same as what we're looking at.

1097
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000
But there's the same...

1098
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:02,000
You know what I mean? There is genuine like theories that they could have had technology.

1099
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:05,000
Someone found a fucking computer. Technically it was a computer.

1100
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:12,000
I think it's like 2,000 years old roughly. And what it did, because it was like from the Greek times, it might have been older than that.

1101
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
They found it in a boat, right? And then they did some x-rays on it.

1102
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,000
And it is like a calculator.

1103
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:27,000
It's like a calculator to calculate where the moon's positioned to like the other planets in the solar system and according to the sun.

1104
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:34,000
It accurately predicted solar eclipses and high tide and all sorts of stuff.

1105
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,000
That's very fucking cool.

1106
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:43,000
Yeah, from like 2,000 years ago, it was like a gift to like Julie Caesar or something like that.

1107
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000
That's what it actually was.

1108
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,000
So you know what I mean?

1109
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Like the fact that they had the intelligence to create something like that.

1110
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:58,000
An actionable like working powered calendar to show the fucking...

1111
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:08,000
How the planets operate around the sun and how it operates with us and when we'd have a solar eclipse and when we'd have different types of like weather thing.

1112
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:25,000
The Greeks literally recorded the circumference of the earth by utilizing different stars and different points on the earth to calculate you know the degrees of one point to another so that they could theorize the rest of the planet and they actually figured out the size of...

1113
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:34,000
These are literally smarter than us people and you're telling me that they're meant to be barbarians and that they lived like savages just because they killed each other with swords.

1114
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,000
We just killed each other's we guns.

1115
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,000
You know what I mean? We just eat each other we guns is no difference.

1116
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
They just say people. They're just smarter than us actually to be honest.

1117
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:49,000
They're actually smarter than us but yeah look long conspiracy theory over.

1118
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
The pyramids are batteries.

1119
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:58,000
The charging the charging is still working. No no no no they need saltwater.

1120
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:03,000
They need to be filled with saltwater and they need their caps put back on.

1121
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000
I got it.

1122
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:08,000
According to conspiracy theorists.

1123
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:17,000
They need to be filled with saltwater and the caps need to be put back on the top and then it will charge the...

1124
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:21,000
You know spaceship that isn't here anymore you know because...

1125
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,000
You didn't think of the smell.

1126
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000
They...

1127
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Look the people they didn't die or just they left they left earth.

1128
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:38,000
They had enough and they left earth and they took every all of the technology with them and they let everything rot here and we were left over.

1129
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:48,000
That's the truth everyone. We are an interspecies into galactic species just not us here on earth.

1130
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,000
The other us that are out there somewhere.

1131
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah the neflying pyramids and stuff.

1132
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
I wonder like...

1133
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
I wonder if our...

1134
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000
What do you call them descendants?

1135
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000
Descendants?

1136
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,000
You know?

1137
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Think the same of us.

1138
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000
In the 11,000 years.

1139
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:14,000
I wonder if our parallels. I wonder if in the 11,000 years they'll still have music.

1140
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000
I wonder what that music is.

1141
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
I wonder what that music is.

1142
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,000
It's such a harsh door.

1143
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
That was harsh door.

1144
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000
That was like...

1145
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
Re-signal.

1146
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
That's okay.

1147
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,000
Zach.

1148
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,000
We...

1149
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,000
I'm just saying.

1150
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,000
Zach.

1151
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Talkin' about music.

1152
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
This week...

1153
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000
We listened to LMFEO.

1154
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,000
We listened to... sorry for party rocking.

1155
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000
Now...

1156
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:50,000
*I'm really like LMFEO. I really like it.

1157
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,000
But you know what? I'm gonna say...

1158
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,000
I have one...

1159
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,000
I haven't listened to this album for many many many years.

1160
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000
I actually haven't.

1161
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000
Yeah, neither.

1162
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Yeah, it's been a while.

1163
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000
One thing that I'm gonna say is that...

1164
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Man, the lyrics aged real poorly.

1165
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,000
In my life, like...

1166
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Because every time I hear it, I'm like literally it's just about like clubbing and...

1167
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:14,000
Yeah.

1168
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,000
...drinking and party.

1169
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,000
And I'm like...

1170
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,000
That was...

1171
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,000
That's exactly what I was thinking.

1172
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,000
I was like, man, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013.

1173
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,000
Those were like the big party years in my opinion.

1174
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,000
That is when all music was about...

1175
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
Getting loose, cutting sick on the dance floor, about going clubbing.

1176
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
That was like club party life.

1177
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:38,000
That was peak, in my opinion, peak club party life.

1178
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
Where you wouldn't get stabbed.

1179
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Yes.

1180
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000
Stabbing's happened very very very rarely.

1181
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,000
Whereas they happened fairly commonly now.

1182
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:50,000
Drinks weren't crazy, unaffordable.

1183
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,000
Like you could actually go out.

1184
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
You could actually go out every weekend.

1185
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000
On like an average wage.

1186
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,000
And still have money for bills.

1187
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Definitely people that did.

1188
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,000
Yeah, 100%.

1189
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000
I worked with many people who did.

1190
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
You know what I mean?

1191
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
And like they still had a car.

1192
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,000
They were paying off a car.

1193
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
They were renting.

1194
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
They were saving.

1195
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
I'm actually surprised.

1196
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Clubs still exist at this point.

1197
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000
Right.

1198
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
But the rising cost of living.

1199
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
I don't know how they know me.

1200
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,000
I actually don't know how they do it.

1201
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,000
I don't know.

1202
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000
But yeah, it was definitely a sign of the times of like clubbing, partying, like dude...

1203
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Every song is shot.

1204
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Shot shots.

1205
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
And more shots.

1206
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,000
Yeah.

1207
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,000
It is...

1208
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,000
You know what though?

1209
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000
That is the only gripe that I have with it.

1210
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
That is the only gripe.

1211
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,000
That's the only issue is that it's all about partying and drinking.

1212
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,000
Right.

1213
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,000
Which is not actually something that I'm like now sitting here like, man,

1214
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000
I want to listen to party songs and drinking songs.

1215
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:50,000
I want to listen about, you know, drinking again, sloshed and waking up in the gutter.

1216
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,000
And I don't want to do that anymore.

1217
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,000
Yeah.

1218
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,000
Yeah.

1219
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,000
Call me old fashioned bud, but I don't like that no more.

1220
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,000
Yeah, I'm right there with you.

1221
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Yeah, bed up.

1222
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Really good.

1223
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
What are you reckon?

1224
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,000
What are you reckon?

1225
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,000
Tell me what you think.

1226
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,000
Alright.

1227
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,000
Let's get into the nitty gritty.

1228
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Oh, okay.

1229
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,000
No, no, no.

1230
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:13,000
You're like, I have a 10 minute essay prepared.

1231
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Let me call it my cue cards.

1232
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Oh, gee, there's a bunch that's shit out of my desk.

1233
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
No.

1234
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,000
I'm that angry.

1235
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,000
I'm wild out there with LMFAOs.

1236
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,000
2011 album.

1237
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,000
Some look.

1238
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:34,000
I want to say I'm joking, but it's a weird thing of when you're listening to, it's what you said.

1239
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,000
It's the lyrics are, you're going out and you're partying and you're clubbing and you're drinking.

1240
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,000
You're finding these hot chicks.

1241
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Yeah.

1242
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:41,000
You're getting naked.

1243
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah.

1244
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
All of these cool things.

1245
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
Awesome.

1246
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Awesome.

1247
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000
Awesome in a song.

1248
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Yeah.

1249
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:54,000
But I tell you what, I don't think you'd play this music and these things would happen.

1250
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,000
No, no.

1251
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Have you ever seen, there's a yogit ad that I watched last night because I was watching Max.

1252
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,000
Right?

1253
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,000
I haven't seen it.

1254
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,000
I'll tell you upfront, I more than likely have not seen it.

1255
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,000
I'm so glad because I can give you the complete rundown.

1256
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
Sick.

1257
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And it'll be a complete parallel to all of LMFAOs like the entire album.

1258
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,000
Right?

1259
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,000
Okay.

1260
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:21,000
It's an ad for coconut fucking yogit, right?

1261
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,000
Delicious.

1262
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,200
As soon as you pick up this coconut yogit, you put a spoonful in your mouth, you're transported

1263
00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:28,200
to the beach.

1264
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,200
Oh, I love it.

1265
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:30,200
And on the beach.

1266
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,760
And then, and it's all these pretty ladies and they're like, "Ah, dancing!"

1267
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,200
And they're constantly dancing and then they're running down a pier.

1268
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,200
Yeah.

1269
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,880
And then they dive into some water and then they take another scoop and then they're in

1270
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,000
the back of a like a jeep or something like that and then like surfing.

1271
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:50,840
If I ate that fucking coconut yogit, you know that's not gonna help.

1272
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,840
I'm standing in the same fucking place.

1273
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:53,840
You don't get transported.

1274
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:58,000
I'm gonna take another scoop and we're like, "Where the fuck my jeep?"

1275
00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000
Yeah, yeah.

1276
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,000
Where's my beach?

1277
00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,000
Where's my beach?

1278
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
Where's my beach?

1279
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:07,240
It's the exact same feeling I get listening to LMFAO.

1280
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:11,000
You go, "Man, it was fun to like party and she like that."

1281
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,400
And but like, you don't get that listening to this album.

1282
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,960
You don't go, "Man, right now I'm in the party."

1283
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:16,960
Yeah.

1284
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:18,160
And I don't think it's the same thing.

1285
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:22,640
If you were to force this, like that ad, you'll force this onto other people and be like,

1286
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,880
"Especially nowadays, this is the party."

1287
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:28,960
And you go, "Listen to this and you'll be at the party."

1288
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:29,960
Right?

1289
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:31,280
It's not gonna happen.

1290
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:32,280
Yeah.

1291
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:33,280
It's not gonna happen.

1292
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:37,320
But what I will say is this, every day I'm shuffling, fucking sick.

1293
00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:39,600
Every day I was shuffling.

1294
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:41,600
I put it on the loudspeaker work.

1295
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,600
I was shuffling.

1296
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,600
Yeah, shuffling.

1297
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:44,600
Oh yeah, dude.

1298
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:45,600
Dude.

1299
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,920
And like, there's other songs on here that fucking rock.

1300
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:53,840
Like, there's a lot of, actually to be honest, like remind me of you with Calvin Harris,

1301
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,640
like, best night, that I am.

1302
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:56,640
All night long, dude.

1303
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,640
All night long, slaps.

1304
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,520
Hot dog is a good one as well.

1305
00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:05,200
Like all the other songs that aren't the main ones, they slap, but they all have the

1306
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,200
same problem.

1307
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,200
Because that it's about partying.

1308
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:13,360
You think about it reminds me of you because it reminds me of the LMFAO of the girl from

1309
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,680
the party.

1310
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,440
We came here to party.

1311
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:17,440
The party.

1312
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:24,480
I'm in Miami, bitch, is all about fucking getting girls naked, drunk and partying and that's

1313
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:25,480
the party.

1314
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,480
Best night party.

1315
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,280
All night long.

1316
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,280
Party and sexist time with you, sexist time.

1317
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:36,480
Like the name of the album is sorry for party rocking.

1318
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:37,480
It is.

1319
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:38,480
I am.

1320
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,480
I'm an old man yelling at your clasps.

1321
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,480
Oh man, you're sick.

1322
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,480
I'm an old man yelling at your clasps.

1323
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:43,480
I'm right there with you.

1324
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:44,480
I'm so right there with you.

1325
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,840
I just look, I fucking love the music.

1326
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:47,840
This is the problem.

1327
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:53,080
As I love all of the songs, I actually really do, but I just feel like it's time to put

1328
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,080
this album away.

1329
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,080
You know what I mean?

1330
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:56,080
Yeah.

1331
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:00,280
Like, I feel like no one else is going to appreciate it unless you were going to the

1332
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,400
clubs and listening to these songs at the clubs, which is what we were.

1333
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,400
This is, dude.

1334
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,400
This is the thing.

1335
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,400
Just, just, not that I'm, like, crazy.

1336
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,800
- But I went to Nuffton, but I went to Nuffton Gear Party,

1337
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:14,280
I went to Nuffton Shuffle at the club listening to fucking party ruckians.

1338
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:14,780
- Sorry.

1339
00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:15,780
- And I got a couple tops.

1340
00:48:15,780 --> 00:48:17,320
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1341
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:24,980
- The, now what I wanna say is, can you imagine taking this slice of time, right, this as a

1342
00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:29,620
concept, you take that, you go back in time 11 and 11 and fucking.

1343
00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:32,320
- Yeah do, yeah do, it's nuts, right?

1344
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:37,000
- Do you imagine like listening to champagne showers while you're slaughtering your enemies?

1345
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000
- Right.

1346
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,000
- What'd you do it?

1347
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:44,320
- Like it's just, you think about this, it's so weird man.

1348
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,880
It's such a, we live in a dystopian fucking world, dude.

1349
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:51,880
We really do, like everyone, like you know, back in the fucking 50s, 40s, they were all

1350
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,320
like dreaming of this weird dystopian future.

1351
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,320
We live it, dude.

1352
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,320
We're in it.

1353
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:00,320
Like everyone thought it would be like super weird, spacey, sci-fi.

1354
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:04,200
- No, it's like normal, just everything sucks.

1355
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:09,200
Instead of something suck, everything sucks, that's the difference, right?

1356
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,200
Like that's all it is.

1357
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:15,800
- I've also watched a World War II docko this morning.

1358
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,160
I woke up really early, I woke up at 3.30 this morning.

1359
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,720
- I've had, yeah, I've had not like, days and, yeah.

1360
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:29,040
- I watched an entire World War II documentary series, like, and then the kids woke up.

1361
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040
- There they go now.

1362
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:37,920
- I watched this entire thing and I was like, man, it sucked.

1363
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:38,920
- Yeah.

1364
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,640
- And I know it's like, oh, a hot takes act.

1365
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:46,200
No, it's fucking like, the, or all of World War II just absolutely sucked.

1366
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:50,960
Like there was, there were, there were only good times where it was like, hey, you're like

1367
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:52,560
in a tank with your mates.

1368
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:58,080
And then it's like, and then the reality is, you're about to either kill a whole heap

1369
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,080
of people or be killed.

1370
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,640
And that's like the, the long and short of it.

1371
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:03,640
- Yeah.

1372
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,960
- And, you know, if, and if you survive, you just got to go to the next place and either kill

1373
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:07,960
or be killed.

1374
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,960
- Yeah.

1375
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,960
- And dude, World War II sucks.

1376
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:11,960
World War I sucked.

1377
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:15,120
Like, it, it, like, I don't know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

1378
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,120
- The way I say it.

1379
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,520
- I'm, I'm, I'm gonna read the Dots book.

1380
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,520
- Oh, man.

1381
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:20,520
- Yeah.

1382
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:21,520
- Oh, man.

1383
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,520
- Yeah, I'm gonna read it.

1384
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,520
You know why?

1385
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:27,520
This is the only reason why I went, like, I just searched to try and look for it and they

1386
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:30,800
try so hard to make you not want to buy it.

1387
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,240
That's, and that's the whole read.

1388
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:34,600
So, um, uh, mine kev.

1389
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,760
- Oh, yeah, the, the Hitler's book.

1390
00:50:36,760 --> 00:50:37,760
- Yeah, the Doth.

1391
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,760
- Yeah, the Doth.

1392
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,760
- Why is it called the Doth?

1393
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:40,760
- A Doth.

1394
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,760
- A Doth.

1395
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:42,760
- Oh.

1396
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,760
- Yeah.

1397
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:44,760
- The Austrian painter.

1398
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:45,760
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1399
00:50:45,760 --> 00:50:48,760
- Because, yeah, because they do Austrian painter.

1400
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:49,760
- The Austrian painter.

1401
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,760
- The infamous Austrian painter.

1402
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:51,760
- Yeah.

1403
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:55,960
- Um, because they do everything, like the, every book company that you can buy this book

1404
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:56,960
from.

1405
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:01,440
- Literally slanders the book, like, nothing else to the point where it's like, this absolutely

1406
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,520
should not exist, but it has to for educational purposes.

1407
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:05,520
It's like, yeah.

1408
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:13,840
- It's just someone else's, like, view of a bad world war, like, to say, to say that

1409
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:17,680
the Germans were the only ones who committed atrocities is ridiculous.

1410
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:18,680
Everyone did.

1411
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,520
Everyone who was involved in that war killed civilians and did horrible shit.

1412
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,840
- I'll tell you right now, the Americans made a little thing called the M2 flame thrower.

1413
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,800
And it's as bad as it sounds.

1414
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:30,800
- Yeah.

1415
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:31,800
- It's a fucking flame thrower.

1416
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,800
- It's a war crime to use it, and they used it on German soldiers.

1417
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:39,920
So, who, and a lot of German soldiers weren't even German soldiers, they were, like, Polish

1418
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:41,680
forced to fight for Germany.

1419
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,680
- So, they were getting--

1420
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,680
- Yeah, fine enough, yeah.

1421
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680
- Yeah.

1422
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,680
- All of that.

1423
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:50,840
But they thought, get this, the Germans, so, like, because there's this recounts and stuff

1424
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,680
like that of, like, these people and how they, like, were feeling and thinking, you

1425
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:56,680
know.

1426
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,720
They legitimately thought they were the good guys.

1427
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,720
- Yeah.

1428
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:02,760
- And it's like, we have to do all this stuff.

1429
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:05,520
We're the good guys and we're trying to make the world a better place.

1430
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:06,520
- I'm gonna be honest.

1431
00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,240
- I'm gonna be honest.

1432
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:13,560
Looking into, like, the entire life I've just been raised to be, you know, I shoot Nazis

1433
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:14,560
in video games all the time.

1434
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,560
I loved it.

1435
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:16,560
- Yeah.

1436
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,560
- It was great.

1437
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:18,560
Now it's a bad guys.

1438
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:23,160
Until, like, and again, everyone ever said Hitler just spouted racism.

1439
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,160
That's all he ever said.

1440
00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:26,240
He just hated Jewish people.

1441
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:31,240
I've actually watched a whole heap of interviews, of not interviews of speeches, of, of, of,

1442
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:34,960
of, of, of fucking eight-off Hitler speeches.

1443
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,320
He doesn't even say the word Jew.

1444
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,120
He literally doesn't even say the word Jew.

1445
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,000
Like, this is the thing, this is why I hate it so much, right?

1446
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,640
Is that, I don't care if he's a bad guy.

1447
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:47,720
Like, he's a bad guy, that's fine.

1448
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:52,480
But why did we have to make it seem like he was so much worse than he was?

1449
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:53,480
That's the thing.

1450
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,160
That's the bit that makes me, like, yeah, yeah, well.

1451
00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:57,160
You know what I mean?

1452
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:01,240
Like, it makes me question it, how bad he actually was because why did we have to make him

1453
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,840
seem worse than he was if he was already a bad guy?

1454
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:08,480
Are you trying to say that maybe it's not as easy fucking evil versus good?

1455
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,760
- Maybe it's not just evil versus good.

1456
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,280
Maybe there's actually stories to both sides.

1457
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,760
Is that what you're trying to tell me that he wasn't some coped up lunatic who just screamed

1458
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,040
I want to kill all the Jews like I was told?

1459
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,880
Cause I can assure you that's what I was told.

1460
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:29,080
Let me just say this and you cannot look up.

1461
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:35,120
You cannot do any further research or investigation into the Holocaust.

1462
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:40,600
No, no, I mean like, and if you do, you will be prosecuted.

1463
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,920
- Ah, there you go.

1464
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:42,920
Cool.

1465
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:43,920
- Yes.

1466
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:44,920
Yeah, cool.

1467
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:45,920
- Isn't that telling?

1468
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:46,920
You know what I mean?

1469
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:53,680
Like, isn't that telling that it's like, it's illegal to look into.

1470
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:58,280
A thing that has literally like shaped our entire world.

1471
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,760
Like we're not allowed to actually look into what happened.

1472
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,760
- Isn't that all of it?

1473
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,000
- Like, it's about to the album.

1474
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000
(laughing)

1475
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:13,200
- How do we get to fucking the doff from, oh man.

1476
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:14,200
- Oh man.

1477
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:15,200
- I don't know.

1478
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,200
Anyway.

1479
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:17,200
- Holy fuck, how do we do?

1480
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:18,200
- I don't know.

1481
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:19,200
- Dude, how do we do?

1482
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:20,200
- Yeah, I know, dude.

1483
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:21,200
I know.

1484
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,200
I'm glad you realized.

1485
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,560
- I was ready to just keep going.

1486
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:26,080
- Holy shit, we were talking about the album.

1487
00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,320
- I was ready to just keep going.

1488
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,520
- What a fucking tangent.

1489
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:31,520
- Yeah, legway.

1490
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,520
- Yeah, sick, I love it.

1491
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,120
- We obviously weren't ready to talk about the album.

1492
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:36,120
- No, no.

1493
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:43,600
- At this point, look, Zach, I genuinely, I actually don't necessarily recommend this to people

1494
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:49,920
unless you grew up in the time of listening to this in your early adult life.

1495
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:51,240
- I wouldn't hand this to my kids.

1496
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:52,240
- No, neither would I.

1497
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:53,240
- Absolutely not.

1498
00:54:53,240 --> 00:55:00,320
No, this album is, it only is relatable if you were clubbing when this album came out.

1499
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:01,920
Like, I'm not, shit you not.

1500
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:06,640
If you are before this album, you probably, you would have heard the shuffle song.

1501
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,360
You might have heard Champagne Chalers.

1502
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,720
If you were born after, you know the shuffle song.

1503
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:14,560
You might have heard Champagne Chalers.

1504
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,960
The rest of it, you don't need to hear.

1505
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:22,640
If you weren't clubbing while this music was coming out, it's not gonna relate and you

1506
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,520
probably won't care about it because there's other albums.

1507
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,200
- Unless you're like a music historian.

1508
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,200
- Yeah, all like us.

1509
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,800
- We like listening to music and shit.

1510
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:36,920
Like, more than welcome, go ahead, but I actually won't be recommending this to anyone

1511
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:42,760
really because I mean, you got party rock anthem.

1512
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,800
And this is the thing.

1513
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:45,800
Party rock anthem?

1514
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,800
Great song.

1515
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,240
- No, I've always enjoyed listening to Party Rock anthem, dude.

1516
00:55:51,240 --> 00:55:52,240
- Because you were there.

1517
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:53,240
- Yes, because I was there.

1518
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:55,240
I was there when the bomb dropped.

1519
00:55:55,240 --> 00:55:56,240
I was there.

1520
00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:57,240
- I don't know me.

1521
00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,240
- I can't even go back in.

1522
00:55:58,240 --> 00:55:59,240
We can't dive in anything.

1523
00:55:59,240 --> 00:56:06,360
- No, no, no, no, I don't even know what to rate it, honestly, because it's such a weird,

1524
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,800
like, because I don't necessarily recommend it, but I like the music.

1525
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,640
- So it's good for you, but you wouldn't put it on anyone else.

1526
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:15,640
- No, that's fine.

1527
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:21,560
- You can, you know what, that's actually a really good point because I personally, I can get

1528
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,880
very old, this music gets very old for me.

1529
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:24,880
- Yeah, same.

1530
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,200
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it's like a six, most, and I would not recommend this to anyone.

1531
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,760
- Cool, I also was thinking so.

1532
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:32,920
I was also thinking six.

1533
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,400
And you know what, six, honestly, just for the fact that I could always listen to Party Rock

1534
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:37,400
anthem.

1535
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:41,920
Party Rock anthem is a song that I could always listen to, and I think it's like fun and,

1536
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:48,640
you know, enough to be put into a 7, 8, 900 song playlist, which is what I have.

1537
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:49,640
- Yeah.

1538
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,640
- Like it's in there.

1539
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,640
- It's already in there.

1540
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,640
- I'd put the Calvin Harris, uh, uh, uh, uh, fuck, yeah, remind me.

1541
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,200
- Yeah, remind me, yeah, 'cause it's a wuger, I think.

1542
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,960
It's Calvin Harris is a wuger song, but then they write up.

1543
00:56:59,960 --> 00:57:00,960
- Oh, shit, it is too.

1544
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:01,960
- Yeah.

1545
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:02,960
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1546
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:03,960
- Holy fuck.

1547
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,960
- Yeah, well, yeah.

1548
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:05,960
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1549
00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:09,760
- So it's just, they just, um, they just said to Calvin, hey, I like this a wuger song,

1550
00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:15,080
and we just sing over it and we'll do a, like, that's us doing a song together.

1551
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,800
And he's like, sure.

1552
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,000
And then, uh, reminds me of you was born.

1553
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,680
And I tell you what, I actually like the reminds me of you version better than a wuger,

1554
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,400
'cause the lyrics are really cool.

1555
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:25,400
- Yeah.

1556
00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:27,240
- It, it, it sounds great.

1557
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,880
- It's, yeah, it's just, I just can't recommend it.

1558
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,680
- It's toned down, uh, Red Food in Sky Blue.

1559
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:37,600
It's like, they're themselves, but they get to, like, turn down the color a little bit.

1560
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:38,600
- Yeah.

1561
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,600
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1562
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:40,600
- Or, from the heart.

1563
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,680
- It's, yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's more than a heart.

1564
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:46,960
- That's the thing, like, the thing that, I think why I don't like it as much is,

1565
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,680
'cause it just feels like they were selling themselves out to just be mainstream club bangers.

1566
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:52,680
Like, it's, that's what it is.

1567
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:53,680
- It's a whole face.

1568
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,680
- Yeah, it is.

1569
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,680
- It's like, it's a whole personality.

1570
00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:56,680
- Like, yeah, it's a mask.

1571
00:57:56,680 --> 00:58:01,840
Like, you know that Red Food is not actually his, his whole being.

1572
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:03,520
And Sky Blue is not his whole being.

1573
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,640
Like, you think that all they do is go out and party and club and dance.

1574
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:07,640
Like, you know what I mean?

1575
00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:08,640
- Dude.

1576
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,640
- Actually, you know, so, I'm-- - Maybe they do.

1577
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:11,640
Maybe I'm wrong.

1578
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:13,640
Maybe that is the whole personality.

1579
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:19,640
- I was watching a TV show called Tanked and it's about, I don't know if I've ever told you about Tanked.

1580
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,640
- Maybe.

1581
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:24,640
- We watch it, um, sometimes in the mornings, if it's on, on, I can't remember what it's called,

1582
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:29,640
but it's like, one of those like, shows where it's reality TV, but it's, you know, it's all produced.

1583
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:33,640
But it's about these guys that make big aquarium, big like fish tanks.

1584
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,640
- Oh, yeah.

1585
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:35,640
- And it's, yeah, yeah.

1586
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,640
- It's big, this big fucking dude and this other dude is like, oh, yeah.

1587
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:41,640
- And this other dude is bald and they fucking, they're like, oh, with, with, with,

1588
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:46,640
- Tall brothers from New York, and we lose the Las Vegas, the maker aquariums, the famous rich people.

1589
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,640
- The whole fucking juice, right?

1590
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:49,640
- Yeah.

1591
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:51,640
- So they, one of the episodes was they made it for red food.

1592
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:52,640
- Oh, no.

1593
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:57,640
- And they made this fucking like crazy equalizer fucking like the, the balls.

1594
00:58:57,640 --> 00:58:58,640
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1595
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:02,640
- But it's in an aquarium, and so all these fish are just getting strobe.

1596
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:03,640
- Yeah.

1597
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,640
- That, yeah.

1598
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,640
- Literally, you part, they're party rocking every day.

1599
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,640
- Yeah, you did.

1600
00:59:07,640 --> 00:59:14,640
- And there's a DJ, there's DJ, so you can walk up the back of it, be on top of the fucking fish tank.

1601
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,640
And be DJing from the top of this fish tank.

1602
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,640
- Yeah.

1603
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:27,640
- The, the, where the fish tank was, and the room that it was in, max, a man of people, he's DJing for in that room.

1604
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,640
- Yeah.

1605
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:29,640
- 15?

1606
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:30,640
- Yeah.

1607
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:31,640
- 10?

1608
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:32,640
- Yeah.

1609
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:33,640
- Maybe.

1610
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:34,640
And like, oh no, man.

1611
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:38,640
- Literally, it's the Uber Rich for the one time in their lifetime that they feel like they

1612
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,640
want a DJ from the top of a fish tank.

1613
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:41,640
You know what I mean?

1614
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:42,640
That's all that is.

1615
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:46,640
That's just an Uber Rich dude who wants to DJ from his fish tank.

1616
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:51,640
- He himself, when like, he seen it, he knew that it was like, okay, camera's on, and I was

1617
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:54,640
like, all right, I'm gonna get dressed.

1618
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Like the whole facade of, okay, he's red food.

1619
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:58,640
- Yup.

1620
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,640
- The LMFAO superstar from 2011.

1621
01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:05,640
- And, who's an old man, he just wants to chill out.

1622
01:00:05,640 --> 01:00:09,640
- He's an old dude now, and it's just like, buddy, you don't have to do it.

1623
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:12,640
But as soon as the camera's up back, I was like, oh my god, it's red food.

1624
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:13,640
It's your fish tank.

1625
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,640
And he comes in, and he's like, yeah, he just fucking loves it.

1626
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:21,640
- He's just like, he just wants to him, and he's just shuffling.

1627
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:22,640
- Yeah.

1628
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,640
- He's just like, oh man.

1629
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,640
- Yes.

1630
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:29,640
And the, the whole man is your fish tank dude.

1631
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:35,640
- The whole fucking end of the show is like, do you remember the, do that world a big robot,

1632
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:36,640
like cardboard?

1633
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,640
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1634
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:42,640
- Got like the whole cast of fucking, uh, party rock anthem.

1635
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,640
- Why?

1636
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:44,640
- And it was like, in that tiny little area.

1637
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:48,640
So it's like, chicks wearing fucking neon bikinis and chill like that.

1638
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,640
And just like, shuffling and like, the whole neon scene was back.

1639
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,640
For, for 15 seconds.

1640
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,640
- Yup.

1641
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:58,640
- And we're all sitting there watching the whole, oh boy.

1642
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,640
- Man, that was the time, man.

1643
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,640
- Yeah, it was definitely a time.

1644
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:03,640
- You're like, aren't you glad those times are over?

1645
01:01:03,640 --> 01:01:04,640
- I'm doing.

1646
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,640
- Hey, you know what, you know what, you know what, it's school, family and a firm.

1647
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:12,640
- All right, let's wrap up.

1648
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:13,640
- Oh dude.

1649
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,640
- All right, six out of six.

1650
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:18,640
It's, it's a big old mid, to be honest.

1651
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:19,640
- Yeah, yeah.

1652
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,640
- You know what?

1653
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,640
10 out of 10 when it came out.

1654
01:01:22,640 --> 01:01:24,640
The client, very hard, very quick.

1655
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:25,640
- Yeah.

1656
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:26,640
- Yeah.

1657
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:30,640
- Actually, I, 11 out of 10 when it came out, dude, I listened to this album like a thousand times.

1658
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,640
That's why I thought I could have listened.

1659
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,640
I didn't even need to listen to this album.

1660
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,640
I did, but I didn't need to.

1661
01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:36,640
You know what I mean?

1662
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640
Like, I've listened to it.

1663
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,640
I know all of the songs, like, word for word.

1664
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:41,640
Like, seriously.

1665
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,640
- So did I.

1666
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,640
And I did the exact same thing, a song with it, that's the time.

1667
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:45,640
- Yeah.

1668
01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:48,640
- Yeah, let's just like, every single, like I said, I knew that fucking Calvin Harris song.

1669
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:51,640
Like, I knew it was a Wigger because I loved this album.

1670
01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:55,640
Like, I, 100 of us, I listened to this album like, over a hundred times.

1671
01:01:55,640 --> 01:01:56,640
Easily.

1672
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,640
Like, I had the CD in my car.

1673
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:00,640
I listened to it, driving everywhere, dude.

1674
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,640
- Like, I fucking had this album now.

1675
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:03,640
- I don't want it.

1676
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,640
- She'll let it, we're almost done.

1677
01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,640
- Yeah.

1678
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,640
- We're almost done.

1679
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:08,640
- We're almost done.

1680
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:09,640
- We're almost done.

1681
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:10,640
- All right.

1682
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:11,640
- Zach, what are we listening to next?

1683
01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:12,640
- Zach Bryan.

1684
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,640
We're listening to Zach Bryan, Zach Bryan.

1685
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:16,640
- Yeah.

1686
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:17,640
- The album's playing Zach Bryan.

1687
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,640
- I'm actually gonna think my sister because she introduced me to something in the orange by Zach Bryan on Christmas Day.

1688
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,640
And it hasn't left my head.

1689
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:28,640
I have listened to that song like every fucking day man.

1690
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:32,640
It's just, I know, like, it's the first song I'm gonna, like, my playlist that I play when I get to work.

1691
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:33,640
Let's go.

1692
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,640
Hit that, it's the first song.

1693
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,640
Fucking love that song.

1694
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,640
And I'd like to know more about this guy.

1695
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,640
He seems like a full country dude.

1696
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,640
He seems like a full country music and he's got a good voice.

1697
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,640
And he makes some cool sounds.

1698
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:53,640
And I'm in, you know, fucking excited.

1699
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:56,640
- I haven't had anything from this.

1700
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:57,640
- I'm down.

1701
01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:58,640
- Yeah, you're going in.

1702
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,640
- You're going in absolutely blind.

1703
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:01,640
- One hole.

1704
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:02,640
- Yeah.

1705
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,640
- There's some features on there.

1706
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,640
I don't know when he was, I know the luminaries actually.

1707
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:06,640
So I don't know.

1708
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,640
The other ones though.

1709
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,640
King.

1710
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:10,640
- Hell yeah.

1711
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:11,640
- No, I think.

1712
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:12,640
- Wait, did you, yeah?

1713
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:13,640
- No, I could do that.

1714
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,640
- Put, bring it.

1715
01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:16,640
- You want the discolored?

1716
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:17,640
- Yeah, you want the pregnant ladies up.

1717
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,640
- No, it's a pregnant man.

1718
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,640
- Wait, no, it is not.

1719
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:23,640
- It is not.

1720
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,640
- It is not.

1721
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,640
- It is not.

1722
01:03:25,640 --> 01:03:27,640
- Is it actually a pregnant man?

1723
01:03:27,640 --> 01:03:28,640
- A pregnant man emoji.

1724
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,640
- No, it is a pregnant man.

1725
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:33,640
- Oh my God, there is.

1726
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:35,640
- Anyway, before we go on to another rant.

1727
01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:37,640
- And there's a pregnant person.

1728
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:39,640
- Because God forbid there'd be a man and woman.

1729
01:03:39,640 --> 01:03:42,640
(laughing)

1730
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,640
- Guys, thank you so much, listen to it.

1731
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:45,640
- I enjoyed listening to this podcast.

1732
01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,640
Make sure that you hit all the buttons,

1733
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,640
pass all the socials.

1734
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:49,640
- No, it's a joke.

1735
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,640
- Hit the notifications, Bill,

1736
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640
so you can keep up to date with all of our episodes.

1737
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,640
You can find us on YouTube.

1738
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:57,640
If you want to watch this entire podcast in video form,

1739
01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:59,640
you can go straight to our YouTube, the prod dot.

1740
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:01,640
- It definitely won't be too janky.

1741
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,640
- No, it won't be because there'd be a little bit of a cut here.

1742
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,640
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1743
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:09,640
- And then that, you can check us out on Instagram and TikTok,

1744
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,640
where we've got like a new way of shorts.

1745
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,640
- Yes.

1746
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:14,640
- But absolutely, yeah.

1747
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,640
- I need to make more.

1748
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,640
I need to make more.

1749
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:17,640
- Yeah.

1750
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640
- Hell yeah.

1751
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,640
- And you need to either pay for the thing

1752
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,640
or like, I need to figure out another way to do it.

1753
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:22,640
- I'll pay.

1754
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:23,640
- We'll figure it out.

1755
01:04:23,640 --> 01:04:24,640
- We'll figure it out.

1756
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:25,640
- We'll figure it out.

1757
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:26,640
- Yeah, we got that.

1758
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:27,640
Awesome.

1759
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:28,640
Other than that, you can check us out on Facebook,

1760
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640
where you can pretty much keep up to date

1761
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,640
with what's actually going on straight away.

1762
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:37,640
It's probably what our second most used

1763
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,640
piss of social media besides our discord.

1764
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,640
- Just a little bit.

1765
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,640
- But you can jump in and play games with us every night.

1766
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:45,640
Play games and talk shit or make a video game

1767
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,640
if you're interested.

1768
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,640
If you're interested in music production,

1769
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,640
that's what we're all about as well.

1770
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,640
Honestly, if you're just in there and you're like,

1771
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:53,640
man, I'm feeling down.

1772
01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:54,640
Not what's new friends.

1773
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:55,640
Jump on in.

1774
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:56,640
We'll be your friend.

1775
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:57,640
I love you.

1776
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,640
So that works.

1777
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:03,640
Other than that, if you want to fucking,

1778
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:05,640
we don't have a voicemail, don't ask.

1779
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:06,640
We don't have a voicemail.

1780
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,640
But if you do want to leave us a voicemail,

1781
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:09,640
because of course you do.

1782
01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,640
Pick up your phone right now.

1783
01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:13,640
And go to the little keypad thing.

1784
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:18,640
Press plus 61, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 1, 0, 8, 0.

1785
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:24,640
That number again is plus 61, 7, 5, 6, 4, 1, 10, 80.

1786
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:27,640
And that, it rings for one second.

1787
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,640
Leave a meme, a message.

1788
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,640
- Tell us about the other official.

1789
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640
- Yeah, I'm more scared to do the other bread.

1790
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:33,640
- Exactly.

1791
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:34,640
And if you want a piece of advice answered,

1792
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,640
you can just do that exact same thing as well.

1793
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:37,640
- Yeah.

1794
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:38,640
- True.

1795
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,640
Other than that, I'm pretty sure

1796
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:43,640
if you want to see more of beautiful Blake Bentley.

1797
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,640
- Oh, the big beetle.

1798
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:45,640
- Make sure you make him out.

1799
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:46,640
- The big beetle.

1800
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,640
- Yeah.

1801
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:48,640
- Check him out on all of his social medias,

1802
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,640
including YouTube, TikTok and Instagram,

1803
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,640
where you can follow him on his weight loss journey,

1804
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,640
his gardening wizardry, or is maybe geopolitical views.

1805
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:57,640
- Yeah, it's not.

1806
01:05:57,640 --> 01:05:58,640
Look, I'll be honest.

1807
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,640
I'm really excited for farm stuff.

1808
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,640
I'm really excited for not worrying about geopolitical--

1809
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:04,640
Like, look, this is the thing.

1810
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,640
I said at the end of like every episode.

1811
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:09,640
I don't want to talk about geopolitics.

1812
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,640
I just wanted to shit to stop.

1813
01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,640
So I don't need to talk about it anymore.

1814
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,640
And look, there's always gonna be something.

1815
01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:16,640
This is the thing.

1816
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,640
There's always gonna be something.

1817
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:19,640
- Yeah, never stops.

1818
01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:20,640
The world never stops turning.

1819
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,640
- The world never stops turning,

1820
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:23,640
and the world never stops killing.

1821
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,640
All right?

1822
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,640
The world never stops killing.

1823
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,640
So there's always gonna be some genocide,

1824
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,640
some massacre, some horrible thing,

1825
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,640
and it sucks, right?

1826
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:33,640
It sucks.

1827
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:34,640
- Yeah, it's all bad.

1828
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,640
- However, once this one stops,

1829
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:41,640
I'm removing myself from geopolitics,

1830
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:45,640
at least for enough time to focus on gardening, building a farm,

1831
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:46,640
and just--

1832
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:47,640
- You've just got five years with it.

1833
01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:48,640
- Just love and life.

1834
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:49,640
Just love and life.

1835
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,640
And then maybe we get back into it.

1836
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:53,640
- You know, what could you do?

1837
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:54,640
You could tell us to--

1838
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:58,640
- I honestly, I wanna teach people how to grow food

1839
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:02,640
and how to live life that is not a slave.

1840
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:03,640
- That's--

1841
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,640
- And you can do that by describing to yourself--

1842
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,640
- By describing to Blake,

1843
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,640
a school Bentley TV on every social media that you can find it.

1844
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:11,640
- Yeah.

1845
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,640
- You can also find his music.

1846
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:15,640
- Oh yeah, we do that too.

1847
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,640
- Yeah, we also do music.

1848
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:19,640
Every now and then, and we could be doing video games very soon.

1849
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,640
We'll have to figure out a name for like a dev company eventually.

1850
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:23,640
We'll figure that out.

1851
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:25,640
- Yeah, we'll just prod.games.

1852
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,640
- Prod.games.

1853
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:27,640
Literally.

1854
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:28,640
- Why not?

1855
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:29,640
- Prod.games.

1856
01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,640
- That sounds great.

1857
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:31,640
- Why are we not?

1858
01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:32,640
- That sounds great.

1859
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,640
- Like if someone can call their fucking club shades,

1860
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,640
we're talking about clubs.

1861
01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,640
I know a guy called his club Shades.

1862
01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,640
He called his printing business Shades.

1863
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:42,640
Like, he just calls everything Shades.

1864
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,640
I don't know why, but anyway.

1865
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,640
Shades club Shades printing business.

1866
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:47,640
I'm like, well, what are the Shades?

1867
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,640
I always be sunglasses.

1868
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:49,640
What are fucking idiot?

1869
01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:50,640
Anyway.

1870
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:51,640
- There you go.

1871
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:53,640
- Now, free plug for Shades.

1872
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,640
- Actually, to be fair, it turns to cool guys.

1873
01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:56,640
- He's cool.

1874
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:57,640
- Awesome.

1875
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:59,640
- What was that?

1876
01:07:59,640 --> 01:08:00,640
What about you?

1877
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:03,640
If we want to see more of you, my friend, where do we go?

1878
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:06,640
SwitchBladesForKids all one word.

1879
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,640
You can hit me up on every social media available because I'm there.

1880
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,640
I'm all about it.

1881
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,640
Same with Spotify.

1882
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,640
You can listen to my music.

1883
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:14,640
It's the same name.

1884
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,640
SwitchBladesForKids all one word.

1885
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,640
- Which it?

1886
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:18,640
- I'm on Spotify.

1887
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,640
- We even reviewed your EP one time.

1888
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,640
You remember doing that?

1889
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,640
Like, way early.

1890
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,640
- 2020.

1891
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,640
- Yeah, way early.

1892
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:25,640
- Yeah.

1893
01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:26,640
- Crazy.

1894
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,640
We should release another EP.

1895
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:29,640
And review it.

1896
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:30,640
- Yeah, we.

1897
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:31,640
- Yeah, all right.

1898
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:32,640
- All right.

1899
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:33,640
- Review our music.

1900
01:08:33,640 --> 01:08:37,640
It's the padding yourself on the back of the...

1901
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:39,640
- I'll write this a 10 out of 10.

1902
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:41,640
Everyone should listen to it.

1903
01:08:41,640 --> 01:08:42,640
- Oh, they got...

1904
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:43,640
- Cool.

1905
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:44,640
- I think...

1906
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,640
Is that it?

1907
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:46,640
That's pretty much it.

1908
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,640
That's gonna do it from all of us here at the broadcast, including...

1909
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:49,640
- The entire team.

1910
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:50,640
- Winston.

1911
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,640
You can't say him, but he's on the ground.

1912
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:55,640
- We have such a large team here at the broadcast.

1913
01:08:55,640 --> 01:08:56,640
It's enormous.

1914
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,640
Like...

1915
01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,640
- Who, how do we pay these bills, man?

1916
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:00,640
- Every time.

1917
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:03,640
- Every time we cut, and we hear like the clapping in the back of the...

1918
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,640
- Oh, dude.

1919
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:05,640
- Yeah, yeah.

1920
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:06,640
- Isn't it nice?

1921
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,640
Just the...

1922
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:12,640
The round of applause for about 100 employees that work here at the broadcast.

1923
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:13,640
- God damn.

1924
01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:14,640
- We're such a big...

1925
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:15,640
Please.

1926
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:16,640
We're huge.

1927
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,640
- It was an...

1928
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:18,640
- Advertisers.

1929
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,640
We definitely...

1930
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,640
We're a big team.

1931
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,640
Lots of downloads.

1932
01:09:21,640 --> 01:09:22,640
- God.

1933
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:25,640
- Thank you guys so much for listening.

1934
01:09:25,640 --> 01:09:26,640
You're a beautiful bunch.

1935
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:29,640
We'll see you next Thursday.

1936
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:30,640
- Yes, we will.

1937
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:31,640
Yes.

1938
01:09:31,640 --> 01:09:32,640
- It's gonna be it.

1939
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,640
- See you in the end, T.

1940
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,640
- Oh!

1941
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,640
(laughs)

1942
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:36,640
- Adam Dunn.

1943
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:37,640
- Adam Dunn.

1944
01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:38,640
- No, I'm done.

1945
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:39,640
- I'm done.

1946
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:40,640
- I'm done.

1947
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,640
- I'm done.

1948
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,640
- It's not literally...

1949
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:45,220
(upbeat music)