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Speaker 1: Welcome to the stickles me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: And the past is the president and the president, the

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Speaker 1: past in the past, yes, the pastes future in the

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Speaker 1: future of the past, and the past and the futures

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Speaker 1: the future of the past, and then you wind up

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Speaker 1: in eighteen twenty six. I feel like I missed it.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I must travel back to the future.

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Speaker 1: Trademarks another guy. We are in another realm of not

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Speaker 1: knowing what the future is? Where am I in the

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Speaker 1: world right now? If it's Thursday of the following, we.

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Speaker 2: Willaby in Seattle.

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Speaker 1: Let me see. So if this Thursday is the seventeenth,

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Speaker 1: the twenty fourth, I will be doing Dogmen Minneapolis. So tonight,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, on Thursday the twenty fourth,

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Speaker 1: I am doing two sold out shows in Minneapolis on

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Speaker 1: the Dogma the Resurrection tour. The very next day, the

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Speaker 1: twenty fifth, is my anniversary with your mother. So Harley

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Speaker 1: is going to be twenty six, and that means we

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Speaker 1: have been married for twenty six years.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so happy anniversary.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. That's right, it's the anniversary show. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the thing is we got to look ahead and see

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Speaker 1: what's happening, like we don't want to miss a major

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Speaker 1: holiday or some ship.

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Speaker 2: That's so true. Oh, mother, I.

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Speaker 1: Was fake Mother's Day.

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Speaker 2: Happy belated Easter?

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Speaker 1: When's that happen? Let's look.

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Speaker 2: I think you said this is the wait.

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Speaker 1: Past, the future in the future is the present. I

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Speaker 1: just keep throwing the present.

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Speaker 2: Like that sometimes.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold on, when is Easter? So let me

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Speaker 1: look at all the Sundays. It's April twenty. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's happened. We had the Dogma premiere that's coming up

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Speaker 1: this Sunday. So yeah, so no Easter. Oh we should

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Speaker 1: have said that last week.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, happy belated Easter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, blady Easter. Easter is the bunny holiday and as we.

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Speaker 2: Know, moneies are important.

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Speaker 1: This is the first Easter without cinnamon, the first Easter

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Speaker 1: with When is Mother's Day?

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Speaker 2: You're not going to be Oh you will be here

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Speaker 2: to be a happy Easter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I won't be here on Mother's Day because

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Speaker 1: I'll be doing Mother's Day with Mamaly because that we

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Speaker 1: will have been in Orlando the night before on the tenth.

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Speaker 1: And then I think Mother's Day is the eleventh. Yes,

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Speaker 1: there is.

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Speaker 2: We're figuring out how the calendar works right.

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Speaker 1: Now, So we gotta think ahead and make sure we

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Speaker 1: got a reference mad but this week, yeah, I guess

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Speaker 1: we need to reference my.

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Speaker 2: Anniversary happy as well.

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Speaker 1: Without that anniversary, you don't exist, or really without your existence.

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Speaker 1: Let's get it.

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Speaker 2: Let's get it right.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you did predicate the mayor welcome it is, uh Mercifully,

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Speaker 1: we're on the road, so I'm not expected to deliver

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Speaker 1: some ridoculous piece of jewelry or something like that. The

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Speaker 1: anniversary present this year is we're going to Minneapolis, Chicago, Houston, Dallas.

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Speaker 2: I was in your room and she was like, I

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Speaker 2: can't wait to goot to Chicago.

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Speaker 1: She does. She likes going to Chicago, she likes she

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Speaker 1: likes traveling in general too, and we'll get to drive

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Speaker 1: a lot of this tour. So she's already packed a

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Speaker 1: bunch of trivia cards. I know, she told me so,

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Speaker 1: I mean, questioned by you.

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Speaker 2: That's so cute.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's all where that's what's happening right now. Ideally,

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Speaker 1: that's what's.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't started.

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Speaker 1: Oh, for all we know, her and I are each

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Speaker 1: other's throats.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you in your movie fine, go home, fo No,

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Speaker 1: fuck you, what do you think you're doing?

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Speaker 2: Let's see the twenty fifth?

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Speaker 1: Is that what? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I will.

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Speaker 1: Got she just dropped something.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you're making He's looking so loud. Is going on?

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Speaker 1: Birdie heard me say WUCKI and instantly jumped up. What

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Speaker 1: he's giving something?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, body, it's okay?

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Speaker 1: Is that a wookie a word?

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Speaker 2: Austin's family will be in town.

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Speaker 4: That's right, his mom.

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Speaker 2: And his sister, Jada and her husband David.

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Speaker 1: Jada and David are the photo geniuses that did our

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Speaker 1: artwork for Beardless Sticks Me. But the artwork they've got,

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Speaker 1: which have you picked? Get fucking cracking. Brian paid for

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Speaker 1: those pictures. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: You're so right for.

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Speaker 1: A new artwork for Beardless Stick with Me Season two

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Speaker 1: is pretty damn fire. They did a job, so they

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Speaker 1: were here a couple of weeks ago. They are coming

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Speaker 1: back out along with Austin's mom and they're gonna house

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Speaker 1: sit and watch the dogs for us while we're on

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Speaker 1: the road. Because I'm on the road for four weeks.

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Speaker 1: I pick your mom's on the road for two of those.

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Speaker 2: And Austin is taking the opportunity to.

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Speaker 1: Shoot a motion picture. Yes, Austin shooting a twenty page

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Speaker 1: short film right here in the house. He really is

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Speaker 1: about people that break in to the house. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, so, what a documentary, because that's what you're doing.

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Speaker 1: It's like, how many people in this cast? He's like eight.

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Speaker 1: I was like, do I know all of them? He's like, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, Harley. I was like, do you know all

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Speaker 1: of them? And he was like, yeah, You're.

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Speaker 2: The one that's always like write something making.

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Speaker 1: I remember correctly. I was like, write something and make.

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Speaker 2: It our house.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not going to be here. And

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Speaker 1: I hear the dogs get to be in it. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need to open a Cougan account for them,

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Speaker 1: and then I will promptly take their money and spend

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Speaker 1: it on things for myself, leaving the Birdie pennyless as

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Speaker 1: she gets.

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Speaker 2: Older more Bowlwinkle merchandise.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, I'm sorry, I took all your Hollywood

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Speaker 1: money and spend it on Buwwinkle merchandise. Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think did it happen? Did the Bullwinkle? I think

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Speaker 1: the Bullwinkle auction is about to happen.

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Speaker 2: No, what happened?

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Speaker 1: No, because it's on May third and fourth.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, Oh okay.

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Speaker 1: So it's about to happen. Oh my god, I wonder

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Speaker 1: if I'm gonna win the big statue. This version of

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Speaker 1: me has no idea if I'm a winner or not.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, thinking the other day. By any measure, sure,

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Speaker 1: I think I would have to be considered a success.

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Speaker 1: But oftentimes I feel like a failure. Why is that? Now?

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Speaker 1: I don't feel like I have a imposter syndrome, but

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Speaker 1: I do feel like like I don't know why.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I'm from blow Winkle to extisential.

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Speaker 1: Existential existential existential existence. So exist exists essential e x

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Speaker 1: I s T exists e N T I A l existential.

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Speaker 2: Well you learned something new. Every day?

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Speaker 1: Every day is school day.

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Speaker 2: Every day. This is a cool day, buddy.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I see a lot of trivia cards

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Speaker 1: laid out, but I own hear any questions me and

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Speaker 1: throw in my way.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, really, we have something to do that is timely.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: So the trivia cards are going to have to wait?

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Speaker 1: What's the timely part?

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Speaker 2: I have gone ahead and I have asked my Instagram

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Speaker 2: to submit questions.

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Speaker 1: Oh, look at you taking charge of the content. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: well I'm impressed.

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Speaker 2: And they will disappear in twenty four hours, so we're

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Speaker 2: going to answer them. Now, Well, we have a lot,

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Speaker 2: We have a lot to choose from.

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Speaker 1: Actually, fucking hey, this is a good idea. I never

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Speaker 1: thought to do that. Yeah, I usually come here to

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Speaker 1: talk to you, I know.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's actually so many let's see.

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Speaker 3: Now, na na ya nah.

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Speaker 2: Does Kevin Smith still believe in God?

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Speaker 1: Does Kevin Smith still believe in God? No?

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Speaker 2: X existential?

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Speaker 1: Existential?

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Speaker 2: It sounds it keeps sounding like you're you're saying a G.

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Speaker 1: Where existential? Yeah, where's the the G existential? Exit? Exis existential?

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Speaker 1: Now you're fucking me up. Existential crisis. I'm in the

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Speaker 1: middle of an existential crisis. Yeah, it does sound like

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Speaker 1: there's eggs and being of sounds like eggs if with

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Speaker 1: an s after it. Exit? God, damn Nike there going over?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you exit.

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Speaker 2: I've just been saying this word wrong. Forever have you

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Speaker 2: been saying it existential?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly right, But that's not that's the first time

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Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, you were like, you know what, it's

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Speaker 3: late at night, I'm tired, all right, ask.

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Speaker 1: Uh, do I believe in God anymore? No? And I'm

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Speaker 1: not like saying and here's a fucking my feelings about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I wish I did. Life seems to be

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Speaker 1: much easier to navigate when you have the Lord to

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Speaker 1: lean on, So I envy those that have the Lord,

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Speaker 1: but not me. I don't have the Lord.

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Speaker 2: You had, Bootie.

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Speaker 1: I get every once in a while there's somebody online

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Speaker 1: that's like, hey, man, all you need to do is repent,

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Speaker 1: Jesus will take you back. But I like to really

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Speaker 1: freak people out by telling him at the age of nine,

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Speaker 1: I sold my soul to Jesus Christ because I was

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Speaker 1: scared that I, like the devil, would come for it.

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Speaker 1: So before I could fucking sell my soul to the

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Speaker 2: Smart.

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Speaker 1: Now, if I was the opposing side in this argument,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, you can't sell your soul of Jesus.

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Speaker 1: I never heard that done. Just because you never heard

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Speaker 1: and not the devil. I was like, because I had

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Speaker 1: the devil went down to Georgia.

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Speaker 2: So true, he was so true. He is way too

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Speaker 2: busy in the fiddle competition.

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Speaker 1: You sit right back. Some bitt's ever been.

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Speaker 2: He's really occupied.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he was preoccupied. Ship.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I should say, who asked them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Give him a shout out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let me give him a shout out.

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Speaker 1: Who asked if I believe in God?

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Speaker 2: Let me fund.

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Speaker 1: Pa? There were two sets a foot prince in the sand,

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Speaker 1: and whose prince were they? But God?

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Speaker 2: That was That was a lot coming at me. That

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Speaker 2: was a lot coming at me, my little slice of hell?

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Speaker 2: Asked if you believe in God?

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Speaker 1: Interesting? Yeah, come to come to my little slice of

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Speaker 1: hell with me.

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Speaker 2: Dwayne one one one.

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Speaker 1: Asks Dwayne one eleven. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever done shrooms together?

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Speaker 1: We got dogs.

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Speaker 1: Where'd you get these questions from your Did you put

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Speaker 1: Favorite thing about Harley? Oh my god? Like that's asking

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Speaker 1: been interesting? So she was, you know, through through most

444
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:48,920
Speaker 1: of like her experiences. You know, I was like, well,

445
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 1: I mean whatever she gets out of it. That's valuable,

446
00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 1: and she seems to get a lot out of it.

447
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. But then when I went through a

448
00:25:54,920 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 1: thing and then I was kind of thrown into that world.

449
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 1: I always, of course love my daughter, but I appreciated

450
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: how well adjusted she was. She knew how to deal

451
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:22,479
Speaker 1: with things that I was just learning how to deal with.

452
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: So her emotional maturity, like has always been impressive but

453
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: enviable even to me at age fifty four, where I'm like,

454
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,919
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm that emotionally mature. So

455
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: is that that's something I admire about you? But is

456
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 1: that it?

457
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: That was very nice?

458
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, But I don't know if that's like

459
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:57,640
Speaker 1: the the thing you've got you you're. It's been wrong

460
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 1: to say like your heart because like you're is like

461
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: my heart and shit, so it feels too complimentary to me, okay,

462
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: But there's something you do and feel in a way.

463
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: You Oh, you always want your kids to be better

464
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: than you, and you are better than me in many ways,

465
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: like particularly when it comes to emotional maturity, when it

466
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 1: comes to you know, fucking head shrinky shit. But I

467
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 1: think the thing i'm you know, and again, loving you

468
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: just goes without saying. But I think the thing I

469
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: admire most about you is that the question.

470
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 2: Your favorite saying about you.

471
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 5: Like to know.

472
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: The answers are, you don't give a fuck what people think.

473
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,360
Speaker 1: Compared to the way I give a fuck what people think,

474
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: you're a lot freer. So maybe the truer compliment is

475
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: you are far freer than I am.

476
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would agree with that.

477
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: I know I like you don't like nobody likes getting

478
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: fucking shit said about them, but you you're a little

479
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 1: more fearless, uh than I am. I think when it

480
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: comes to to that, I see it, okay, But you

481
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: do have a gigantic fucking heart, Like you're such a

482
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: good person. But it feels wrong to cite you for

483
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: that because like, in that way we're very similar. And

484
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,840
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just going like, these are the

485
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: things I like about you because they remind me of me.

486
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: But you could have been a real douche, you know

487
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like you were raised in Hollywood.

488
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 2: I really could have gone south a lot of.

489
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: Fucking I may said, and I don't mean in that

490
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 1: fun British way, sh my mates. I mean there's some

491
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 1: broken ass individuals out here, and honestly, that may be

492
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about you. And I can't

493
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: even take credit for that. It's not like, you know,

494
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: we took you into the belly of the beast. If

495
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: we had raised you in New Jersey and you turned

496
00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 1: out the way you turn now, like I, you know,

497
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 1: I wouldn't blank and I'd be like, well, of course,

498
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: but we raised you in a town full of just broken, hungry, desperate, empty,

499
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:22,360
Speaker 1: treacherous assholes, and you still turned into like a really

500
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,360
Speaker 1: beautiful human being with a great heart. Stuff like That's

501
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: that is like? And again that's that one. I don't

502
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 1: Oddly enough, I'm not like, well, that's because we raised

503
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: your right then, man, how you get raised? They're fucking

504
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: some kids who had great parents and still wind up

505
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: going fucking south and shit. But yeah, you you fucking

506
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: survived South Central, a place where busting a cap is fundamental. No,

507
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 1: you can't get the ship in a school book naming song.

508
00:29:54,800 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, well I was a little different cube.

509
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, it's my ice cube.

510
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: Good job. I I often say, I think it's crazy

511
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: to raise a child here. I think, will you probably not?

512
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: Because you don't want grandkids. I'm not accepting them.

513
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Cats vot Grandpole bit stupid, didn't.

514
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: Believe in him. I still believe in him. I believes

515
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: in Satin.

516
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,200
Speaker 2: I believe in Grandpapa, believe in Santy claus A, grand

517
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 2: Poppy clothe.

518
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: Grand, I believe in class. Uh.

519
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: No, I think I do want kids, but I don't

520
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 2: think I want to raise them here.

521
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 1: You wouldn't raise them here.

522
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 2: I think it's at least like not in the city.

523
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: You go like Calabasas or some ship.

524
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'm not sure you.

525
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: Can't go too far. Your mother would fucking freak.

526
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: I just done.

527
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 1: Or that might be what gets us out of this house.

528
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: If you go move someplace else and have some kids

529
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: and ship, she might be like, we're leaving, We're moving

530
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: next to her. I'm like Montana, Fuck dad. Why didn't

531
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: she go to Montana in the first place? She wanted space, Kevin,

532
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: She fell crowded up and she wanted space, pretty big

533
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: fucking place.

534
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 2: You can't just be saying this ship.

535
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: They can't find you. I can barely find your house.

536
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: I know where you live.

537
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:43,840
Speaker 2: Come on, man, all right. Anyways, I think it's a

538
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: risky place to raise a child. It could go wrong

539
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: very easily, could go south very fast.

540
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: Fair enough. Where would you go?

541
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Maybe in New York.

542
00:31:57,360 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: I would like to live in Montana. Did you ever

543
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: see for Red October? No, it's good, flick, nice Sam

544
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: Neil plays like a They're Russians, you know, and they

545
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: defect with the Red October. This hunt the sub that

546
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,239
Speaker 1: runs on a silent caterpillar drive, so you wouldn't even

547
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: hear if it was right behind you, and it'd be

548
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,000
Speaker 1: too late. They'd blast you with a torpedo and that'd

549
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: be that. Normally you could use sonar to track subs,

550
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 1: but not the Red October because of its propulsion drive.

551
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: And so Jack Ryan, he understands that the Russian captain

552
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 1: played by Sean Connery is trying to defect. He's the

553
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: Vilnius schoolmaster. Then he studied him and he wrote books

554
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: about him and shit. So he's like, he's trying to defect,

555
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 1: and the Russian government is trying to blow up the

556
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Red October rather than it fall into the hands of

557
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: the Americans because they know he's also trying to defect.

558
00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:58,000
Speaker 1: And it's this pretty awesome spy thriller. If you've never

559
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: seen it out and young Alec Baldwin and ship Sean Connery,

560
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: but Sam Neil is in it. And at one point,

561
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: oh god, he's sitting at the table talking to Sean

562
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,240
Speaker 1: Connery and they're talking about what they'll do if they

563
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: you know, if this works and they get to go

564
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: to America.

565
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you fucking crying?

566
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,840
Speaker 1: There's a time when people really wanted to be here.

567
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: And he goes, h, I should like to live in Montana?

568
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 1: Will they let me? And Shane Connory is like, I

569
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: think so. Like there's two Russian dudes having a conversation

570
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,200
Speaker 1: about what freedom in America would be. Like, it's a

571
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: good movie written by Tom Clancy. He wrote a series

572
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: of spy books Ben Affleck, who somebody just reminded me recently,

573
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: Oh fucking Nana, And she was like, would she like

574
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: first like when then she first saw you interact with

575
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: Ben that Ben was like talking to you going like

576
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: I'm your father, and I was like, that's his joke.

577
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: He's always done that. For the moment he better he

578
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:16,280
Speaker 1: was like, I'm your father. But he played Jack Ryan

579
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: in a movie called The Sum of All Fears, so

580
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: he knew Tom Clancy and one day I got an

581
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: email from Tom Clancy, one of the best selling authors

582
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: on the planet, going like, I got your email from Affleck.

583
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: I love that Dogma picture. And I just got to

584
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:38,120
Speaker 1: know where you studied, what Jesuit school you studied at,

585
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: because there's no fucking way that you can write a

586
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,760
Speaker 1: movie like that without having studied under a jesuit.

587
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

588
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: And I got in touch with him and called him

589
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,000
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I was like, no, I'm Jesuit. I

590
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: just went to Catholic school. And he goes, let me

591
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: tell you something that's that that movie is written by

592
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: a Catholic scholar. He's like, I'm a longtime Catholic man

593
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 1: in that movie. Blah blah blah blah blah. No fitting

594
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: story because I'm not on a dogmitory.

595
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 2: Right now, dog one movie dot com. All right, all right,

596
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 2: I think, uh, you know, I don't know what the

597
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 2: original question was how we just got there, but hopefully

598
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 2: we answered it.

599
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 1: Let's see, sometimes it's not the destination, it's the journey. Right,

600
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: You're so right, so right.

601
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 2: I'm looking there's so many I'm just looking for a

602
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: what's one thing you and your dad? Let's see, bone

603
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:39,640
Speaker 2: Dust asks what what's one thing you and your dad

604
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 2: really connect on? Love your band, by the way, thank you.

605
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:56,439
Speaker 2: I would say I would say pop culture like music, movies, veganism,

606
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,359
Speaker 2: that's a big one. That's a big one for sure,

607
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 2: SNL movies, TV.

608
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: Art, Yeah, music except culture club.

609
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 2: You know what I tried really hard to remember.

610
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: Was that beardless stickless plus or beardless stick was me?

611
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 2: Beardless sticks me?

612
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 1: On the main show. You were that embarrassing. It's okay

613
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: to be embarrassing on the after show, which if you're

614
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: not listening to kids, are you can't your fucking non

615
00:36:30,239 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: listening asked to that Kevin Smith club by yourself a

616
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 1: cheap level membership and listen to the after show.

617
00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:43,040
Speaker 2: I embarrassed myself even more on this episode with go ahead,

618
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: let's see existential.

619
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 1: Here you go.

620
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 7: You're in the zone, all right, Give me another thank you, sir,

621
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 7: have another, thank you, sir, have another thank you, Sara,

622
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 7: I have another.

623
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 1: It's my Kevin Bacon from Animal House.

624
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, this is so crazy because we

625
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 2: just talked about this last week slash like.

626
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: Earlier today, but I mean last week.

627
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 2: I mean sticks, dips and rips. Asked, how did he

628
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 2: get the rights to Alice and Jane's music and Clerks,

629
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 2: how much did it cost a fan?

630
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: Nuts? Sure you didn't write that question yourself?

631
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,439
Speaker 2: Positive, I'm not stick Sticks and Rips.

632
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: Talked about elsewhere. Sony did a soundtrack and there's a

633
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 1: guy named Benji Gordon. He was our music exact and

634
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: so he was like, here's a bunch of tracks, man,

635
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: pick what you like, and I did and that became

636
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,399
Speaker 1: the soundtrack. But they never told me what it costs.

637
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: They just told me, like, I'm in the soundtrack, like

638
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,640
Speaker 1: one of our songs costs more than the budget of Clerks, Right,

639
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: So I don't know. That's stuff that's like back in

640
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: those days, that was well above my pay grade. But

641
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: in these days it's just something I'm not like. You

642
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: only hear about it when it's like they want two

643
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty grand, You're like, what the fuck? Later

644
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:10,400
Speaker 1: in my career nowadays, music is not as expensive as that.

645
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 2: Have a very important question for you far away, Rachel

646
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 2: Louvu asks, will you come to the twenty fifth class

647
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 2: of two thousand reunion at Illinois?

648
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:22,640
Speaker 6: Was?

649
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: Yes, where I got my honorary degree. So when is

650
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: it this fall? Is the what year twenty twenty fifth,

651
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,800
Speaker 1: twenty fifth anniversary.

652
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 2: For the class of two thousand.

653
00:38:36,120 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: That's when it happened. My god, So that was after

654
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: we stopped flying for a minute because of the time

655
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: we were flying with you, and the plane dropped forty

656
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: stories and shit, and like I legit thought we were

657
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: going to die. Like I buckled your mom's seatbelt because

658
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: she was holding you and the plane was in free

659
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:56,360
Speaker 1: fall and shit. It was crazy. And then they righted itself.

660
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: Pilot came on later'd be like, folks, we hit what's

661
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,359
Speaker 1: known as a mountain wave drop the equivalent of forty stories. Well,

662
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: everybody's okay back there.

663
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

664
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: So we stopped flying for a walk. So I was like,

665
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,480
Speaker 1: I can't very to do that again. So we took

666
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:14,400
Speaker 1: the train. I took train to Illinois for the Illinois

667
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 1: Wesleyan ceremony where I was given an honorary degree, give

668
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: a big old speech, and uh Jen met me there

669
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:23,120
Speaker 1: and then we trained home.

670
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I like a train. I like a train ride.

671
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: Was last time your to San Diego about months happening.

672
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: Have you ever had been in a sleeper car pullman

673
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: car if you will, I think.

674
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,400
Speaker 2: I have, but I don't know why or where.

675
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: Train travel is various. I'm very romantic about it.

676
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, there really is. I really enjoy it. Meo meo,

677
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:50,920
Speaker 2: meu meumo.

678
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 1: Yah yam yam yeah yeah yum yeah yeah.

679
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Okay, I like this one.

680
00:39:57,320 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: Okay.

681
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: Mario Russo twenty twenty. If you both couldn't make a

682
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: movie in Disneyland, what would it be about? What an

683
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: optimal time to speak about the project that you once worked.

684
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 1: On, Kingdom Keepers? Yeah?

685
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty genius.

686
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: Is based on a book written by a fan, a

687
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 1: series of books about what happens when the gates closed

688
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 1: at Disney, and it was so well received that eventually

689
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,279
Speaker 1: Disney started acknowledging it. You could buy those books at

690
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 1: Disney and for Disney Plus before it was called Disney Plus,

691
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: when it was just the Disney Netflix killers that were

692
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: calling it. In development, I was working on a show

693
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: called Kingdom Keepers that was kind of based on that,

694
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: based on the premise, but then it went in a

695
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:59,839
Speaker 1: different direction altogether, very d Disney ip heavy. You know,

696
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: the park closed and everybody comes to life, so Cat

697
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 1: Hook's a real guy, and so forth and so on,

698
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 1: and they killed it and guy, this guy Ricky whatever

699
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: fuck his name was. He came from marketing, and he

700
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: was the guy that was like, there's way too much

701
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 1: IP in this, No, we're doing this instead. And he

702
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: was the one that was like, let's do Marvel and

703
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: Star Wars shows. So as a fan of both of those,

704
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: I was like, I back his play, even though I

705
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: would have had a show on what then became a.

706
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Disney Plus a Disney Blues.

707
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: But that being said, what is the most popular show

708
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: that ever happened on Disney Plus and Mandalorian? Probably I

709
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: would say so, Yeah, this ship was going fucking knock

710
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 1: that off its perch, and it would have been fun.

711
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,320
Speaker 2: I think it would have been fucking awesome.

712
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: Personally, Well, yeah, but you're a Disney kid, Disney nerd.

713
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, but who the hell wouldn't want to see Disneyland

714
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: after dark?

715
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, watch it come to life? And ship?

716
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, park do yark.

717
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: But we got to do things like behind the scenes

718
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,719
Speaker 1: after hours. They took us, you know, for a park

719
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: tour after the park was closed. We got to walk

720
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: on which I will never space Mountain when it was

721
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 1: closed the track. They weren't like bring your child, they

722
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: were like.

723
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 2: Him and you should have said listen, that's true.

724
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have brought you to be like I

725
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,720
Speaker 1: got a kid. You got to say yes to this Ricky?

726
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 2: You got I like how you're just name dropping this guy?

727
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 1: Well good, you should wear it man. Ps he did?

728
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think he's okay. Let's see, Rested, Ricky.

729
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: You so f fun my mond.

730
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 5: Hey, Ricky, Ricky, make my show, make my show and

731
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 5: make me rich week.

732
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 2: Me resting tired face asked what's the project or property

733
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 2: that you would want to work on? Slash make your

734
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:07,919
Speaker 2: bull wiggle? That was fast. I mean, I mean yeah,

735
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 2: mine is Scooby Doo.

736
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 5: Scooby Dooby do? Where are you? You're ready and your

737
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 5: will if we can can on you, Scooby.

738
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: Do, I know you'll catch that villain? What kind? Would

739
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: it be? Animated or live action?

740
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 2: Either?

741
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: So? If it's live action, are you in it? Who

742
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,640
Speaker 1: do you play? Scooby Now you're more of a scrappy type.

743
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:40,960
Speaker 2: Scrappy doo whoo take a one fucking wild.

744
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:46,359
Speaker 1: Guess, Daphne, No, Malma, Yes that's what you would go for.

745
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:46,799
Speaker 2: Yes?

746
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 1: Why not reach for the stars? Man? Be like be

747
00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: shaggy bitch.

748
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 2: I mean you have a point. Reaching for the stars

749
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 2: would be Scooby.

750
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 1: They've reinvented. Yeah, reaching for Oh my god, if you

751
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: get to play Scooby, everybody ain't nobody on the plan?

752
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:03,160
Speaker 1: You know what? Internet so divisive. They might be like,

753
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 1: she can't be Scooby.

754
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 2: She's not a dog.

755
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,720
Speaker 1: She doesn't look a fucking thing like Scooby. Scooby is funny,

756
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 1: I saw yoga hoss. She is not so.

757
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 2: Scrappy nappy do?

758
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: I call scrappy babby do? That is? Would you take

759
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: the job if they're like, we want you to play

760
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,959
Speaker 1: scrappy Doo In James Guns relaunch of the Scooby Doo

761
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: live action franchise, Yes.

762
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?

763
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: Cut to the movie comes out. Every critic, every audience

764
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 1: member is just like scrappy Do ruins this movie A

765
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 1: fuck hated him in the cartoon. I hated him even

766
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: more than these played by har go ahead. She's not

767
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: a dog, poor little boy dog.

768
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:52,200
Speaker 2: I call moose.

769
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: Scooby move, do you Scooby? Scooby move? Scooby move sounds

770
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: more like Scooby.

771
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,520
Speaker 2: Dumb by your Yeah, no, for real, have you ever.

772
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 1: Seen a Scooby dumb episode?

773
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 2: Of course, I have seen all of them everything.

774
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:08,480
Speaker 1: What are your feelings on Scooby Dumb.

775
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 2: He reminds me of Moo.

776
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: But do you like him or are you like they

777
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:16,720
Speaker 1: shouldn't have gone that far. That's that's unnecessary.

778
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I think I would have a special place

779
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 2: in my art room because he really.

780
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: Is a moved name another Scooby adjacent dog, another name Scrappy.

781
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 1: We've named Scooby Dumb in Scooby from the world of

782
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo, specifically from Scoop Scooby Doo. He is from

783
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo, but he crossed over to Scooby Doo.

784
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

785
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: In the Hannah Barbara universe, also a dog that interacts

786
00:45:50,719 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 1: with humans nanthropomorphic dog. But this dog as little as little.

787
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 2: Enhanced oh from like the Jetsons or something.

788
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: Not from the Jetsons, because Astro wasn't enhance. He was

789
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: just a dog in the future. And the future is

790
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,240
Speaker 1: the past, the past the future.

791
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:19,760
Speaker 2: Hmm.

792
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: He's not a mutt. He is a Dyna mutt.

793
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I see, I see.

794
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 1: Blue Falcons dog Dyna mutt with Scooby adjacent there.

795
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I would have gone there now.

796
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any left after that, unless they're like, oh, yeah,

797
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: there's a girl, Scooby. I don't remember that. Yeah, I

798
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,239
Speaker 1: remember Scooby dressing up like a girl from time to time.

799
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: Of course, ask me something else.

800
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I will. Satanic Panic asks if you had

801
00:46:55,400 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 2: to recast Sweeney Todd with muppets, who would you cast?

802
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 2: In which rules? Mm hmmm, who's.

803
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: The most gonzo as Sweeney?

804
00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 2: Oh for a second, army friends?

805
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, the I love my raizors and I love my chickens.

806
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: Chickens nice.

807
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 2: Not the best gonzo, No, that was pretty good.

808
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:34,719
Speaker 1: Walk a walk a walk up. Not the best fazzi either.

809
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 2: Ah, Fozzy would be that little kid that does things.

810
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 1: Uh, ladies, your attention, Toby Toby, come ming, excuse me?

811
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 5: Right?

812
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 1: All right, So Gonzo is Sweeney Todd. Missus Piggy is

813
00:47:55,600 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: definitely missus loved, and nobody else matters. We all know

814
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:06,760
Speaker 1: that Johanna could be played by Kermit's nephew Robin.

815
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 2: Who would play who would play Missus Todd?

816
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: Oh balsars for re pity, for warment? That little prawn guy,

817
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 1: which ky little prown guy? The brawn the prawn I

818
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 1: don't know what his name is. He's from the Muppets

819
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: that I didn't get into, like Muppet Treasure Island. I

820
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: think he features probably and maybe Muppets in space. A

821
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: lot of young Muppet like lovers know him, but I

822
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,320
Speaker 1: don't know that motherfucker's name. But that guy, maybe I

823
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 1: should go classic instead. Hold on, who are we trying

824
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: to cast again?

825
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 2: Missus missus Todd.

826
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:03,759
Speaker 1: The crazy pegger woman. Yeah, I'm going with uh uh

827
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 1: beaker me.

828
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 6: Me me, me, me, me me, alrighty me me.

829
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 1: That's me.

830
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you, that's that is you? Fair Hey, mister.

831
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 1: Meaning me, mister, I'm so happy I could eat you up?

832
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: Are really good? Do you know what I do? Mister?

833
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: To what I dream? If the business stays is good,

834
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: where i'd really like to go? Any Also, don't you

835
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: want to know? Do you really want to go?

836
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 6: Uh?

837
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 2: Bella Donna's Revenge is wondering. Does Kevin Smith have any

838
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: beliefs in the occult or supernatural slash or any experience?

839
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: No, but I believe. I mean, I thought I met

840
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 1: Jesus once. I'm pretty sure I did, but I don't

841
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: know that was Jesus or just a ghost because he

842
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: didn't mentioned nothing about like you sold me your soul

843
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: when I was nine.

844
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: Probably would have mentioned it. I probably would have brought

845
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: them up. Yeah, that's so true.

846
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: But I believe there are people that believe in the supernatural,

847
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: and some of those cats can be very dangerous based

848
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: on their beliefs. And I'm not just talking about like

849
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: people who believe in voodoo. I'm talking about Christians. But uh,

850
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 1: I don't really have many supernatural beliefs like I don't.

851
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm more Scully than Molder, but I'm not like you know, Oh,

852
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: no way. Maybe I'm more agnostic. I'm not an atheist

853
00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: when it comes to the subject of the supernatural. I'm

854
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:54,280
Speaker 1: more agnostic. I'm open to proof. But in my fifty

855
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: four almost fifty five years, I've seen very little of that.

856
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 2: Oh, mister, I'm happy, eat good?

857
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: Do you what did like to do? Mister? Well, I

858
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: dream if the business days is good, where I really

859
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 1: like to go? Any I don't think? Yeah, do you really? Yes?

860
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 2: Of course, my neighbor Adam is wondering favorite go to

861
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 2: vegan treat.

862
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:27,840
Speaker 1: My neighbor, Adam, let me tell.

863
00:51:27,719 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: You there are a lot.

864
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean my vegan diet is vegan treaty?

865
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 2: Hm hm hmmm, do you really want to know?

866
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 1: Do you really want to know? Lint? Is it lint chocolate?

867
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:48,760
Speaker 1: L I N D and T. I think that's company.

868
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: They make a really nice oat milk chocolate bar that

869
00:51:52,560 --> 00:51:55,200
Speaker 1: tastes pretty damn close to the real thing. And Trader

870
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 1: Joe's just start putting out one which is pretty fucking fire. Okay,

871
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: but that I wouldn't say that's my favorite. What's my

872
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:02,760
Speaker 1: favorite vegan snack?

873
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 2: Bamba?

874
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 1: But I was eating that before I was vegan, though,

875
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: favorite vegan snack?

876
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh.

877
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 1: They got uh at Papa Ganache in Mattawan, and they

878
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: got one in Manasquan as well. In Jersey. It's a

879
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: vegan gluten free bakery. They make yodels which are fucking.

880
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,799
Speaker 2: Fire your favorite.

881
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: I buy them and fly them back home and ship

882
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: because out here all we got is that fuck.

883
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 2: They don't don't be shitting on vegan businesses please by name,

884
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 2: just saying do it in the privacy of beardless sticklas

885
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 2: plus at least fair enough.

886
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: Take a page out of Papa Ganash's book or Cat's

887
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 1: Luck Vegan another fire vegan dessert spot well and they

888
00:52:57,520 --> 00:53:00,400
Speaker 1: make other food as well, and that is in uh

889
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 1: Asbury Park slash Neptune area of New Jersey. I love

890
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: the people that run that place. Man. They are so

891
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: whatever the culture is, they are so counter to it.

892
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:18,000
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So those are my favorite snacks. But that's

893
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: if I have to travel or if I'm in Jersey.

894
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,720
Speaker 1: About what I'm out here, Sprouts makes a began muffin,

895
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 1: which has been we've been overreading lately. But even before that,

896
00:53:28,719 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: what do I get when I go to Besties? What

897
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: do I never not get when I go to Besties?

898
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 2: Mmm? You've been getting the ice cream lately?

899
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, johny Lamas Man, there's like a like a nutty

900
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 1: buddy of old, like a cone and ship and it's

901
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,480
Speaker 1: all oat milk or whatnot. It's been pretty good.

902
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 2: You get candies, yeah, you like red vines.

903
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:55,439
Speaker 1: No, that's your mother. I'm a Twizzlers man. Oh I Twizzlers, Yeah,

904
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,359
Speaker 1: those are my Those are my peanut butter though as well.

905
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes sit there and eat peanut butterer like my father,

906
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: straight out of the jar. Figure it worked for him.

907
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: He died when he was sixty seven. Maybe I should

908
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,880
Speaker 1: stop talking. God, I don't think it was from the

909
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 1: Peanut butroter, I'll tell you that much.

910
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: He was sixty seven.

911
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old man made it to sixty seven. He

912
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 1: always wanted to make it to seventy. Told my mom.

913
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: He was like, if I could just make it to

914
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 1: seventy and make it there, I know. So I got

915
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 1: to make it to seventy just to be like I'm

916
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: shoving you're the fuck you might win. No, to live

917
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,839
Speaker 1: the life that he wanted to live. I mean, I mean,

918
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 1: it's so weird coming out of my mouth the first

919
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 1: time meant to rephrase it.

920
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 2: You're living till one hundred and twenty.

921
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: Oh, fair enough, Yeah, that'll be fucking Look who if?

922
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: What if I fucking forget who you are and age're like,

923
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: I don't know sixty five and ship be like get

924
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:52,959
Speaker 1: out of here.

925
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's so sad.

926
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:00,800
Speaker 1: Ask me, Oh my god, this is the the last one.

927
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 2: This is the last one, and I gotta find a

928
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 2: good Do you believe in free will that I don't

929
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 2: want that?

930
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, free will? I believe in free will. I believe

931
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: in free willie as well, man, I believe that a

932
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,760
Speaker 1: fucking killer well can get away.

933
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:21,800
Speaker 2: So true, right, that's so true.

934
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: Mean killer whales. Also like a little judge, don't you

935
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,280
Speaker 1: think killer?

936
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,440
Speaker 2: Well yeah, it kind of is putting a label on them.

937
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 2: There's somebody who's got to eat.

938
00:55:36,719 --> 00:55:42,719
Speaker 1: About your fucking killer human. Yeah it's more appropriate. Yeah,

939
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: you kill a lot of seals.

940
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you kill you kill all animals.

941
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: Bitch's humans getting an argument in the fucking killer whales

942
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,000
Speaker 1: because killer whales. After all this time, we're like, we

943
00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:57,400
Speaker 1: don't like that name. And you know it, you know

944
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 1: they call us in the ocean. My name is. I

945
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: saw a video of rabbit swimming. Man makes it swim

946
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: really fast, and I saw a rabbit jump into a

947
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:16,760
Speaker 1: pool and just truck around swimming like hopped in major

948
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: hop where it's like, oh shit, this is intentional. What

949
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: are you looking at it?

950
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 2: I'm scouring the questions for your final question. La la la,

951
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 2: la la la la. Oh well this is us.

952
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 1: Don't forget kids, beardless, dickless plus over at that Kevin

953
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 1: spin Club, that Kevinsmith club dot com. Give us your

954
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: money in this failing economy. Pay to show that you

955
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: can want listen to for free with ten thousand commercials

956
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: commercial free versions at that Kevin Spit Club.

957
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:47,120
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.

958
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: Can be looking at the video right now watching Harley

959
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 1: look at her phone. You can pay for video of

960
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 1: my kid that looks like probably video of your kid

961
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:58,760
Speaker 1: scrolling through a phone. I'm gonna listening to you, old man.

962
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:00,640
Speaker 2: Are you here's one?

963
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 1: Here we go, the show ending question. Kids.

964
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 2: Here it is the big closer. Yes, Jeff Beer's the

965
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 2: kick ass guy.

966
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 1: Jeff Beer is the kick ass guy. Of course.

967
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:17,360
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Kevin Smith have a mullet? When will Harley

968
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 2: get a mullet? Mullets are rad?

969
00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: Mullets are rad? Man, would that I could grow enough

970
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: hair to rock a mullet.

971
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:29,000
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be opposed to getting a mullet, do it?

972
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:30,880
Speaker 1: You just gotta shave the sides, man.

973
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 2: I think it could be pretty cool.

974
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicks can rock mullets and.

975
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:37,240
Speaker 2: Shit, Olivia had a mullet. She looked great, Yeah she did.

976
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: At one point, you could be like the Legend of

977
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:44,880
Speaker 1: Billy Jean bro we will be invincible. You know that song.

978
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 6: And with the power of a conviction, there is no sacrifice,

979
00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 6: Pat Benatar, it's a duer dah situation. We will be in.

980
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:03,440
Speaker 1: There's a movie called the Legend of Billy Jean where

981
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,400
Speaker 1: she's like a girl lives in a small town. Somebody

982
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: does something like to her brother or little sister or

983
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:11,600
Speaker 1: something like that, and she like stands up in like

984
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: the way in a way. Now that would just be

985
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: like so like, it's not really standing up, it's really

986
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do if somebody fucking pushes you

987
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: around or something like that, and it trickles into her

988
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: becoming like this American icon of rebellion and shit like that,

989
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: and then the town has to bring her down. She's

990
00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:33,400
Speaker 1: gone too powerful.

991
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,400
Speaker 2: And shit, does she have a mullet?

992
00:58:35,680 --> 00:58:37,919
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, she does some fucked up shit

993
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:45,960
Speaker 1: to her hair. It's not all that dissimilar from some

994
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,200
Speaker 1: of the pot elements of a movie called Pump Up

995
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: the Volume. Did you ever hear that movie with the

996
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: young Christian Slater. That movie was about pirate radio, Like

997
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: a guy had its own pirate radio station, and we

998
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 1: all it all captured everyone's imagination of a certain age.

999
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: So when podcasting came along, that's what I was like,

1000
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it could be like fucking happy Harry

1001
00:59:06,400 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 1: Hart on his name in the movie, and shit, I

1002
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: could be a modern day Christian Slater. Now it's a

1003
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,720
Speaker 1: world full of Christian slaters. We're all pumping up the volume.

1004
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:19,360
Speaker 1: We're doing it right now. We're all living in a

1005
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 1: world that pump up the volume. Dreamed of.

1006
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 2: Pump up the volume. Rant no walk so we could.

1007
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:30,160
Speaker 1: Run exactly, that's true. Pump up the volume, Pump up

1008
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 1: the volume, pump up the volume. Dance, dance. I don't

1009
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,440
Speaker 1: even think that song was in that movie.

1010
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 2: Really missed opportunity totally.

1011
00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:41,160
Speaker 1: That's why it failed, So it'll always be a failure.

1012
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 1: It was very impressionable, all right. Is that the last question?

1013
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 2: I mean there is many more.

1014
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: We thank all of those many people for submitting questions.

1015
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: It's such late, notice too, did you just throw it

1016
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: up there and be like, ask me something to ask

1017
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 1: my dad? I don't even know what to talk about.

1018
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: We have nothing to talk about. Help me, help me,

1019
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:07,200
Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, he's a virtual stranger. There's your beardless

1020
01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:08,640
Speaker 1: stickless me.

1021
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1022
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: For this week, kids, to our our heart friends we love.

1023
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 2: There's probably one right now.

1024
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:21,920
Speaker 1: Truly, as soon as we're like and goodbye, it's like, hey,

1025
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: do you have a rectile dysfunction? There's your beardless stickless

1026
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: me for this week, kids, For beardless stickless me. Don't

1027
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: forget Dogma. Now. If you can't see it on the

1028
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:42,120
Speaker 1: Dogma Resurrection Tour, which I'm now on, uh, you can

1029
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 1: just see it in theaters everywhere June fifth. Tickets at

1030
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 1: dogmamovie dot com I think, or Iconic Releasing dot com

1031
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 1: or AMC Theaters dot com.

1032
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 2: Just google it.

1033
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get tickets. Ain't nobody hiding them, kids,

1034
01:00:55,680 --> 01:00:56,080
Speaker 1: trust me.

1035
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 2: And while you're out there, go look up send them

1036
01:00:59,560 --> 01:00:59,919
Speaker 2: in the mail.

1037
01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, plugski plug ski while you're out there.

1038
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:10,880
Speaker 1: The band is called Cinnamon, the song is called Star,

1039
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 1: and there's another one called Why Why. You could listen

1040
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 1: to it Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, wherever you download your.

1041
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:22,560
Speaker 2: Music anywhere anyway, just listen to it.

1042
01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: Please put your ears on it. Come on, just stick

1043
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 1: this in your fucking ears.

1044
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,760
Speaker 2: Please do it for my kid. Please.

1045
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: There it is. Kids. There's your beardless dickless moa for

1046
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: this week for beardless stick this mo.

1047
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,920
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, Harley Queen Smith.

1048
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,080
Speaker 1: Of a beardless tickless life.

1049
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,640
Speaker 2: Wow, right, not even day, just in case it was.

1050
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,160
Speaker 1: The last show.

1051
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1052
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,760
Speaker 4: This has been a podcast production podcast podcast using our

1053
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:07,439
Speaker 4: mouths on you since two thousand and seven. Hey kids,

1054
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 4: did you like what you just heard?

1055
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 1: Well, guess what.

1056
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 4: We've got tons more man thousands of hours of podcasts

1057
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,360
Speaker 4: waiting for you at that Kevinsmithclub dot com.

1058
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Speaker 1: Go sign up now,