Speaker 1: Welcome to the stickles me.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.
Speaker 1: And the past is the president and the president, the
Speaker 1: past in the past, yes, the pastes future in the
Speaker 1: future of the past, and the past and the futures
Speaker 1: the future of the past, and then you wind up
Speaker 1: in eighteen twenty six. I feel like I missed it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, No, I must travel back to the future.
Speaker 1: Trademarks another guy. We are in another realm of not
Speaker 1: knowing what the future is? Where am I in the
Speaker 1: world right now? If it's Thursday of the following, we.
Speaker 2: Willaby in Seattle.
Speaker 1: Let me see. So if this Thursday is the seventeenth,
Speaker 1: the twenty fourth, I will be doing Dogmen Minneapolis. So tonight,
Speaker 1: if you're listening to this, on Thursday the twenty fourth,
Speaker 1: I am doing two sold out shows in Minneapolis on
Speaker 1: the Dogma the Resurrection tour. The very next day, the
Speaker 1: twenty fifth, is my anniversary with your mother. So Harley
Speaker 1: is going to be twenty six, and that means we
Speaker 1: have been married for twenty six years.
Speaker 2: Yes, so happy anniversary.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's right, it's the anniversary show. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the thing is we got to look ahead and see
Speaker 1: what's happening, like we don't want to miss a major
Speaker 1: holiday or some ship.
Speaker 2: That's so true. Oh, mother, I.
Speaker 1: Was fake Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Happy belated Easter?
Speaker 1: When's that happen? Let's look.
Speaker 2: I think you said this is the wait.
Speaker 1: Past, the future in the future is the present. I
Speaker 1: just keep throwing the present.
Speaker 2: Like that sometimes.
Speaker 1: All right, hold on, when is Easter? So let me
Speaker 1: look at all the Sundays. It's April twenty. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's happened. We had the Dogma premiere that's coming up
Speaker 1: this Sunday. So yeah, so no Easter. Oh we should
Speaker 1: have said that last week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, happy belated Easter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, blady Easter. Easter is the bunny holiday and as we.
Speaker 2: Know, moneies are important.
Speaker 1: This is the first Easter without cinnamon, the first Easter
Speaker 1: with When is Mother's Day?
Speaker 2: You're not going to be Oh you will be here
Speaker 2: to be a happy Easter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I won't be here on Mother's Day because
Speaker 1: I'll be doing Mother's Day with Mamaly because that we
Speaker 1: will have been in Orlando the night before on the tenth.
Speaker 1: And then I think Mother's Day is the eleventh. Yes,
Speaker 1: there is.
Speaker 2: We're figuring out how the calendar works right.
Speaker 1: Now, So we gotta think ahead and make sure we
Speaker 1: got a reference mad but this week, yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: we need to reference my.
Speaker 2: Anniversary happy as well.
Speaker 1: Without that anniversary, you don't exist, or really without your existence.
Speaker 1: Let's get it.
Speaker 2: Let's get it right.
Speaker 1: Yes, you did predicate the mayor welcome it is, uh Mercifully,
Speaker 1: we're on the road, so I'm not expected to deliver
Speaker 1: some ridoculous piece of jewelry or something like that. The
Speaker 1: anniversary present this year is we're going to Minneapolis, Chicago, Houston, Dallas.
Speaker 2: I was in your room and she was like, I
Speaker 2: can't wait to goot to Chicago.
Speaker 1: She does. She likes going to Chicago, she likes she
Speaker 1: likes traveling in general too, and we'll get to drive
Speaker 1: a lot of this tour. So she's already packed a
Speaker 1: bunch of trivia cards. I know, she told me so,
Speaker 1: I mean, questioned by you.
Speaker 2: That's so cute.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's all where that's what's happening right now. Ideally,
Speaker 1: that's what's.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't started.
Speaker 1: Oh, for all we know, her and I are each
Speaker 1: other's throats.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: Fuck you in your movie fine, go home, fo No,
Speaker 1: fuck you, what do you think you're doing?
Speaker 2: Let's see the twenty fifth?
Speaker 1: Is that what? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 1: Got she just dropped something.
Speaker 2: She's like, you're making He's looking so loud. Is going on?
Speaker 1: Birdie heard me say WUCKI and instantly jumped up. What
Speaker 1: he's giving something?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, body, it's okay?
Speaker 1: Is that a wookie a word?
Speaker 2: Austin's family will be in town.
Speaker 4: That's right, his mom.
Speaker 2: And his sister, Jada and her husband David.
Speaker 1: Jada and David are the photo geniuses that did our
Speaker 1: artwork for Beardless Sticks Me. But the artwork they've got,
Speaker 1: which have you picked? Get fucking cracking. Brian paid for
Speaker 1: those pictures. Let's go.
Speaker 2: You're so right for.
Speaker 1: A new artwork for Beardless Stick with Me Season two
Speaker 1: is pretty damn fire. They did a job, so they
Speaker 1: were here a couple of weeks ago. They are coming
Speaker 1: back out along with Austin's mom and they're gonna house
Speaker 1: sit and watch the dogs for us while we're on
Speaker 1: the road. Because I'm on the road for four weeks.
Speaker 1: I pick your mom's on the road for two of those.
Speaker 2: And Austin is taking the opportunity to.
Speaker 1: Shoot a motion picture. Yes, Austin shooting a twenty page
Speaker 1: short film right here in the house. He really is
Speaker 1: about people that break in to the house. And I
Speaker 1: was like, so, what a documentary, because that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: It's like, how many people in this cast? He's like eight.
Speaker 1: I was like, do I know all of them? He's like, well,
Speaker 1: you know, Harley. I was like, do you know all
Speaker 1: of them? And he was like, yeah, You're.
Speaker 2: The one that's always like write something making.
Speaker 1: I remember correctly. I was like, write something and make.
Speaker 2: It our house.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm not going to be here. And
Speaker 1: I hear the dogs get to be in it. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need to open a Cougan account for them,
Speaker 1: and then I will promptly take their money and spend
Speaker 1: it on things for myself, leaving the Birdie pennyless as
Speaker 1: she gets.
Speaker 2: Older more Bowlwinkle merchandise.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm like, I'm sorry, I took all your Hollywood
Speaker 1: money and spend it on Buwwinkle merchandise. Oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think did it happen? Did the Bullwinkle? I think
Speaker 1: the Bullwinkle auction is about to happen.
Speaker 2: No, what happened?
Speaker 1: No, because it's on May third and fourth.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought, Oh okay.
Speaker 1: So it's about to happen. Oh my god, I wonder
Speaker 1: if I'm gonna win the big statue. This version of
Speaker 1: me has no idea if I'm a winner or not.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thinking the other day. By any measure, sure,
Speaker 1: I think I would have to be considered a success.
Speaker 1: But oftentimes I feel like a failure. Why is that? Now?
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I have a imposter syndrome, but
Speaker 1: I do feel like like I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm from blow Winkle to extisential.
Speaker 1: Existential existential existential existence. So exist exists essential e x
Speaker 1: I s T exists e N T I A l existential.
Speaker 2: Well you learned something new. Every day?
Speaker 1: Every day is school day.
Speaker 2: Every day. This is a cool day, buddy.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which, I see a lot of trivia cards
Speaker 1: laid out, but I own hear any questions me and
Speaker 1: throw in my way.
Speaker 2: Well, actually, really, we have something to do that is timely.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: So the trivia cards are going to have to wait?
Speaker 5: Talk?
Speaker 1: What's the timely part?
Speaker 2: I have gone ahead and I have asked my Instagram
Speaker 2: to submit questions.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at you taking charge of the content. Well, well,
Speaker 1: well I'm impressed.
Speaker 2: And they will disappear in twenty four hours, so we're
Speaker 2: going to answer them. Now, Well, we have a lot,
Speaker 2: We have a lot to choose from.
Speaker 1: Actually, fucking hey, this is a good idea. I never
Speaker 1: thought to do that. Yeah, I usually come here to
Speaker 1: talk to you, I know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's actually so many let's see.
Speaker 3: Now, na na ya nah.
Speaker 2: Does Kevin Smith still believe in God?
Speaker 1: Does Kevin Smith still believe in God? No?
Speaker 2: X existential?
Speaker 1: Existential?
Speaker 2: It sounds it keeps sounding like you're you're saying a G.
Speaker 1: Where existential? Yeah, where's the the G existential? Exit? Exis existential?
Speaker 1: Now you're fucking me up. Existential crisis. I'm in the
Speaker 1: middle of an existential crisis. Yeah, it does sound like
Speaker 1: there's eggs and being of sounds like eggs if with
Speaker 1: an s after it. Exit? God, damn Nike there going over?
Speaker 1: Yeah you exit.
Speaker 2: I've just been saying this word wrong. Forever have you
Speaker 2: been saying it existential?
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, But that's not that's the first time
Speaker 1: you've said it that way.
Speaker 3: Oh really, Yeah, you were like, you know what, it's
Speaker 3: late at night, I'm tired, all right, ask.
Speaker 1: Uh, do I believe in God anymore? No? And I'm
Speaker 1: not like saying and here's a fucking my feelings about that.
Speaker 1: I don't. I wish I did. Life seems to be
Speaker 1: much easier to navigate when you have the Lord to
Speaker 1: lean on, So I envy those that have the Lord,
Speaker 1: but not me. I don't have the Lord.
Speaker 2: You had, Bootie.
Speaker 1: I get every once in a while there's somebody online
Speaker 1: that's like, hey, man, all you need to do is repent,
Speaker 1: Jesus will take you back. But I like to really
Speaker 1: freak people out by telling him at the age of nine,
Speaker 1: I sold my soul to Jesus Christ because I was
Speaker 1: scared that I, like the devil, would come for it.
Speaker 1: So before I could fucking sell my soul to the
Speaker 1: devil or the devil couldag it, I sold my soul
Speaker 1: to Jesus.
Speaker 2: Smart.
Speaker 1: Now, if I was the opposing side in this argument,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you can't sell your soul of Jesus.
Speaker 1: I never heard that done. Just because you never heard
Speaker 1: of it doesn't mean it can be done, because I
Speaker 1: literally did. And they'd be like, how he knows Jesus
Speaker 1: and not the devil. I was like, because I had
Speaker 1: the devil went down to Georgia.
Speaker 2: So true, he was so true. He is way too
Speaker 2: busy in the fiddle competition.
Speaker 1: You sit right back. Some bitt's ever been.
Speaker 2: He's really occupied.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was preoccupied. Ship.
Speaker 2: Oh, I should say, who asked them?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Give him a shout out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me give him a shout out.
Speaker 1: Who asked if I believe in God?
Speaker 2: Let me fund.
Speaker 1: Pa? There were two sets a foot prince in the sand,
Speaker 1: and whose prince were they? But God?
Speaker 2: That was That was a lot coming at me. That
Speaker 2: was a lot coming at me, my little slice of hell?
Speaker 2: Asked if you believe in God?
Speaker 1: Interesting? Yeah, come to come to my little slice of
Speaker 1: hell with me.
Speaker 2: Dwayne one one one.
Speaker 1: Asks Dwayne one eleven. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Have you ever done shrooms together?
Speaker 1: No? Yes, No, I don't know that I've ever done
Speaker 1: shrooms period.
Speaker 2: You said you tried and it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't work, gummies, I don't know if that counts. I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever had a shroom. Shroom try that's
Speaker 1: how Birdie runs around the house. Yeah, no, I haven't.
Speaker 1: You've done shrooms? I have? What is the experience of
Speaker 1: doing shrooms? I would how would you compare it to weed.
Speaker 2: More uplifting than weed?
Speaker 1: Yes, uplifting meaning like.
Speaker 2: Everything's beat Yeah.
Speaker 1: Me, Betty, Is that right? Is it? But could you
Speaker 1: get a bad mushroom trip? Like everything is?
Speaker 6: Dude?
Speaker 1: You full meaning it's full of duode?
Speaker 2: One time I was really full of duty.
Speaker 1: Actually you get a bad trip?
Speaker 2: It made me no, it made me sick, And yes.
Speaker 1: I mean, is that that's part of it? Got ingested?
Speaker 2: It's possible sometimes mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if I want to risk that.
Speaker 2: And then one time when I was really in a
Speaker 2: bad place and took shrooms, that was also not great.
Speaker 1: You took the shrooms and you were like you scary?
Speaker 2: I really was. I was sitting in the bathroom, of
Speaker 2: the floor of the bathroom, crying in the dark.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like a fun experience at all, But other.
Speaker 2: Times it's great. Eddie made made awesome.
Speaker 1: Eddie made awesome.
Speaker 2: As would would all ever do Rocky and Bullwinkle pod commentary.
Speaker 2: I think we do.
Speaker 1: Yeah without your trying. I think to do an entire
Speaker 1: like Rocky and bowl Winkle Deep Dive podcast. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't like Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I really feel like we talk a lot about
Speaker 2: Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Speaker 1: And also you got to remember, like, I've been podcasting
Speaker 1: since two thousand and seven, so it's like that a
Speaker 1: younger version of me would be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start a brand new show about fucking Rocking
Speaker 1: and bowl Winkle and watch every episode, and shit, I
Speaker 1: this version of me doesn't have nearly as much time
Speaker 1: to do that. You got to remember when I was
Speaker 1: growing my pod empire, like I took three years off
Speaker 1: of film, stop doing movies, and was like just started
Speaker 1: doing that. So yeah, that's it. It sounds fun, but
Speaker 1: it's also like tough for me to sit back and
Speaker 1: watch a thing as opposed to you know, and you
Speaker 1: can't really enjoy Rocky and Bwenkle while it is a cartoon,
Speaker 1: is enjoyable for the dialogue and you know, the narration,
Speaker 1: Like the way they made that show is like it's
Speaker 1: a radio show that has drawings.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're saying you don't know you can sit
Speaker 2: down and watch it without doing something else. At the
Speaker 2: same time, well.
Speaker 1: I mean what you want to talk about when you
Speaker 1: want to talk about Rocky and Bogle isn't so much
Speaker 1: the imagery, Yeah, which is what you would need to
Speaker 1: do on a podcast because you can't hear the episode, right,
Speaker 1: So if you're listening to the episodes, then we're not talking.
Speaker 1: Because we're listening to the episodes. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: talk over them, you know what I'm saying. So it's
Speaker 1: just because Rocky and Bowenkle is so rapid fire, it
Speaker 1: just doesn't seem like it lends lends itself to that.
Speaker 1: But very tempting and a very cool idea because it
Speaker 1: is something that you know, passion will take you real
Speaker 1: far in the podcast, and Lord knows, and there's only
Speaker 1: five seasons, so like.
Speaker 2: We could get through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, like always possibility.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll keep it. We'll keep it.
Speaker 1: In a backpacket.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 2: Junior Underscore Silent.
Speaker 1: Asked, I'll tell you what you want to pay me
Speaker 1: to do that podcast. I'm there, Okay, me like talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking crazy amounts of money, man, but
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: The wheedle beak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just want to take someone with my beak
Speaker 1: a little. Yeah he could.
Speaker 2: Junior Underscore Silent, you can.
Speaker 1: Remember the cartoon we voiced a few episodes back and
Speaker 1: then cut into a track. Yeah, I saw the animatic
Speaker 1: for it, you did? I mean, you know what I'll
Speaker 1: show you. No, I'm going to show you on beardless
Speaker 1: stickless plus that's right, that's how we promote that. Are
Speaker 1: you not watching the show? Are you listening to it
Speaker 1: on our heart? Meaning are you listening to the commercial
Speaker 1: laden version of the show.
Speaker 2: My god, I heart's gonna fire.
Speaker 1: Us, reward yourself. They lay eyes on this motherfucker man,
Speaker 1: Go to that Kevin Smith club and you can watch us, dude,
Speaker 1: the show. We got two cameras on this ship. You
Speaker 1: could see what Harley dresses like, and shit, how much
Speaker 1: time she puts into those eyes and whatnot? Which hat
Speaker 1: she's wearing many weeks in a row. What are you
Speaker 1: ever going to change that fucking hat? Five weeks in
Speaker 1: a row? You notice that changed both jacket and shirt.
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't, Well, then you're not paying close enough
Speaker 1: attention to the game. And that's the way the games play, baby.
Speaker 1: So if you're watching a beardless stickless mate at that
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith club, what you're seeing is me in an
Speaker 1: entirely new outfit, because this is higher entirely different week.
Speaker 1: And what you're seeing is Harley. I'm dressed in the
Speaker 1: same ratchet colonelos two weeks in all.
Speaker 2: This feels rude. It feels rude and targeted, and like
Speaker 2: you could have given me a heads up.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're grown? Ask kit. There's a
Speaker 1: Bullwinkle shirt right there you can squeeze into. I bought
Speaker 1: this bowling. I won this bow Winkle shirt on evening.
Speaker 1: Guess no ship, but you picked it up. You're like,
Speaker 1: I can wear this, and I was like, Ah, I
Speaker 1: don't know about that, kiddo. This is for a child.
Speaker 2: It is for an infant.
Speaker 1: But your mom was also, Oh my god, look at Bird.
Speaker 2: I can't she looks so scary right now because.
Speaker 1: Her she got her she's clo some of the reds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really scary looking. Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 2: it looks like she's being possessed.
Speaker 1: She's doing the ring bit. This is when she's like
Speaker 1: it's getting from the ring and she pushes all her
Speaker 1: hair in her face and cross you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Burt Bird, I guess I.
Speaker 1: Don't want to remember, but get her head up. Walky wacky,
Speaker 1: oh wacky, she woke.
Speaker 2: She opened her eyes wacky.
Speaker 1: What look he's like, what ye know?
Speaker 2: He's like I'm right fucking here. Actually, where is watching?
Speaker 1: She likes say her name. She's like, oh, I love
Speaker 1: it when he says my name.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyways, she's German, so she's.
Speaker 6: Like, I love it he says my name Fries.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what any who Junior underscore silent asks does
Speaker 2: he want grandkids?
Speaker 1: Who's he you? Oh? Does Kevin Smith wont grandkid? Yes?
Speaker 1: It's complicated, he does, but not from Harley. So if
Speaker 1: anybody wants a lonely and grandkids, no, of course I would.
Speaker 1: I would love Greg.
Speaker 2: Kidds will be playing this for my future children.
Speaker 1: Of course I would love it to be Harley the
Speaker 1: grand kids. I have no other child, So the only
Speaker 1: way I'm gonna have grandkids is if Harley is into
Speaker 1: Harley's Yeah. No, I yeah, I guess. I mean I
Speaker 1: want him. If you if the kid wants like, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be one of these parents. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I would love a little something to pick up and
Speaker 1: squeeze and spoil your mother?
Speaker 2: Can you imagine? I can't.
Speaker 1: But if you were like, I don't have a fucking kid,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you don't want to have a kid,
Speaker 1: and then you'd be our only fucking client from cradle
Speaker 1: to grave, and Ship like you're like, we're like you're
Speaker 1: like the Godfather and we're like Tom Hagen the consigliarian Ship.
Speaker 1: I'm a lawyer, but I only I have a law firm,
Speaker 1: but I only worked for one client.
Speaker 2: Damn powerful.
Speaker 1: That's what he.
Speaker 2: Did, man, that's I mean.
Speaker 1: Tom Hagen was found by Michael Corleone, brought him home
Speaker 1: when he was a kid who was kind of homeless
Speaker 1: and Ship like that. So he was raised kind of
Speaker 1: by the Corleone family. So he he loves Don Corleone
Speaker 1: because you know, he took him in and made a
Speaker 1: kind of sense. So he put sentiment to law school
Speaker 1: and shit like that. He didn't let him Tom get
Speaker 1: in crimes fit like hands on crimes. But you know,
Speaker 1: if you're consigliary, the way I understand it from these
Speaker 1: Godfather pictures, you're crime adjacent. But there's a lot of
Speaker 1: things you can't know so that you can stand in
Speaker 1: a courtroom. And but this is back when laws mattered.
Speaker 1: As we now know, that's not the case. So many
Speaker 1: movies would fall apart in the modern era. Yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's who you that's who I am. I'm Tom Hagen
Speaker 1: and you're a fucking Don Corleone. Do you ever see
Speaker 1: The Godfather? And I'm not one of those men that's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you've got to see it. But I
Speaker 1: enjoy this wonderful movie. He's a great filmmaker, Francis for
Speaker 1: Coppla and it's utterly watchable both Godfather and Godfather too,
Speaker 1: and is the birth of the gangster genre as we know,
Speaker 1: and maybe not the gangster, the mob genre, because there
Speaker 1: were always gangster movies, angels with dirty faces the world.
Speaker 2: There's a lot going on right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, But did I answer the question?
Speaker 2: I think so. The question was do you want grandkids?
Speaker 1: We got to Jimmy movies from there, but yes I
Speaker 1: would if she wants them. But no pressure, good answer.
Speaker 2: I really like this.
Speaker 1: We got dogs.
Speaker 2: I like this question.
Speaker 1: She here. I will say this for the record, and
Speaker 1: I'm buying into this whole like the cat is your grandchild?
Speaker 2: Moves your grandson.
Speaker 1: Whenever he says that to me, I look around, who
Speaker 1: is he talking? So yeah, I wouldn't pressure you into
Speaker 1: having a grand kid, but I will pressure you to
Speaker 1: stop insisting that a cat is my grandkid. You now
Speaker 1: the Rabbit. On the other hand, you can take credit
Speaker 1: for that one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love you. I really like this.
Speaker 2: Next question Emily underscore and Underscore asks what's your favorite
Speaker 2: thing about your amazing daughter?
Speaker 1: Where'd you get these questions from your Did you put
Speaker 1: them in your Instagram? Is that why you did it? Well? Man,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking easy content, you.
Speaker 2: Know, I think?
Speaker 1: All right? Was the question? What names something about you?
Speaker 1: That's cool? Now?
Speaker 2: What's your favorite thing about your amazing dadde?
Speaker 1: Favorite thing about Harley? Oh my god? Like that's asking
Speaker 1: you know, what is your favorite episode of Rocky and
Speaker 1: Bowlinkle They're all good? Or what's your favorite Kevin Smith movie?
Speaker 1: I mean they all rock Let me see it was
Speaker 1: my favorite thing about Harley. Harley is so hear that
Speaker 1: wucky just breathing the fuck Get back to your answer.
Speaker 1: Harley is so well adjusted. Like she when I went
Speaker 1: crazy a couple of years ago. She was a good
Speaker 1: tether because she had been like through therapy since she
Speaker 1: were how old twelve thirteen? So so I wonder, what's
Speaker 1: been interesting? So she was, you know, through through most
Speaker 1: of like her experiences. You know, I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I mean whatever she gets out of it. That's valuable,
Speaker 1: and she seems to get a lot out of it.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. But then when I went through a
Speaker 1: thing and then I was kind of thrown into that world.
Speaker 1: I always, of course love my daughter, but I appreciated
Speaker 1: how well adjusted she was. She knew how to deal
Speaker 1: with things that I was just learning how to deal with.
Speaker 1: So her emotional maturity, like has always been impressive but
Speaker 1: enviable even to me at age fifty four, where I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'm that emotionally mature. So
Speaker 1: is that that's something I admire about you? But is
Speaker 1: that it?
Speaker 2: That was very nice?
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you, But I don't know if that's like
Speaker 1: the the thing you've got you you're. It's been wrong
Speaker 1: to say like your heart because like you're is like
Speaker 1: my heart and shit, so it feels too complimentary to me, okay,
Speaker 1: But there's something you do and feel in a way.
Speaker 1: You Oh, you always want your kids to be better
Speaker 1: than you, and you are better than me in many ways,
Speaker 1: like particularly when it comes to emotional maturity, when it
Speaker 1: comes to you know, fucking head shrinky shit. But I
Speaker 1: think the thing i'm you know, and again, loving you
Speaker 1: just goes without saying. But I think the thing I
Speaker 1: admire most about you is that the question.
Speaker 2: Your favorite saying about you.
Speaker 5: Like to know.
Speaker 1: The answers are, you don't give a fuck what people think.
Speaker 1: Compared to the way I give a fuck what people think,
Speaker 1: you're a lot freer. So maybe the truer compliment is
Speaker 1: you are far freer than I am.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would agree with that.
Speaker 1: I know I like you don't like nobody likes getting
Speaker 1: fucking shit said about them, but you you're a little
Speaker 1: more fearless, uh than I am. I think when it
Speaker 1: comes to to that, I see it, okay, But you
Speaker 1: do have a gigantic fucking heart, Like you're such a
Speaker 1: good person. But it feels wrong to cite you for
Speaker 1: that because like, in that way we're very similar. And
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just going like, these are the
Speaker 1: things I like about you because they remind me of me.
Speaker 1: But you could have been a real douche, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Like you were raised in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I really could have gone south a lot of.
Speaker 1: Fucking I may said, and I don't mean in that
Speaker 1: fun British way, sh my mates. I mean there's some
Speaker 1: broken ass individuals out here, and honestly, that may be
Speaker 1: one of my favorite things about you. And I can't
Speaker 1: even take credit for that. It's not like, you know,
Speaker 1: we took you into the belly of the beast. If
Speaker 1: we had raised you in New Jersey and you turned
Speaker 1: out the way you turn now, like I, you know,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't blank and I'd be like, well, of course,
Speaker 1: but we raised you in a town full of just broken, hungry, desperate, empty,
Speaker 1: treacherous assholes, and you still turned into like a really
Speaker 1: beautiful human being with a great heart. Stuff like That's
Speaker 1: that is like? And again that's that one. I don't
Speaker 1: Oddly enough, I'm not like, well, that's because we raised
Speaker 1: your right then, man, how you get raised? They're fucking
Speaker 1: some kids who had great parents and still wind up
Speaker 1: going fucking south and shit. But yeah, you you fucking
Speaker 1: survived South Central, a place where busting a cap is fundamental. No,
Speaker 1: you can't get the ship in a school book naming song.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, well I was a little different cube.
Speaker 1: Thank you, it's my ice cube.
Speaker 2: Good job. I I often say, I think it's crazy
Speaker 2: to raise a child here. I think, will you probably not?
Speaker 1: Because you don't want grandkids. I'm not accepting them.
Speaker 2: Cats vot Grandpole bit stupid, didn't.
Speaker 1: Believe in him. I still believe in him. I believes
Speaker 1: in Satin.
Speaker 2: I believe in Grandpapa, believe in Santy claus A, grand
Speaker 2: Poppy clothe.
Speaker 1: Grand, I believe in class. Uh.
Speaker 2: No, I think I do want kids, but I don't
Speaker 2: think I want to raise them here.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't raise them here.
Speaker 2: I think it's at least like not in the city.
Speaker 1: You go like Calabasas or some ship.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I'm not sure you.
Speaker 1: Can't go too far. Your mother would fucking freak.
Speaker 2: I just done.
Speaker 1: Or that might be what gets us out of this house.
Speaker 1: If you go move someplace else and have some kids
Speaker 1: and ship, she might be like, we're leaving, We're moving
Speaker 1: next to her. I'm like Montana, Fuck dad. Why didn't
Speaker 1: she go to Montana in the first place? She wanted space, Kevin,
Speaker 1: She fell crowded up and she wanted space, pretty big
Speaker 1: fucking place.
Speaker 2: You can't just be saying this ship.
Speaker 1: They can't find you. I can barely find your house.
Speaker 1: I know where you live.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, all right. Anyways, I think it's a
Speaker 2: risky place to raise a child. It could go wrong
Speaker 2: very easily, could go south very fast.
Speaker 1: Fair enough. Where would you go?
Speaker 2: Maybe in New York.
Speaker 1: I would like to live in Montana. Did you ever
Speaker 1: see for Red October? No, it's good, flick, nice Sam
Speaker 1: Neil plays like a They're Russians, you know, and they
Speaker 1: defect with the Red October. This hunt the sub that
Speaker 1: runs on a silent caterpillar drive, so you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: hear if it was right behind you, and it'd be
Speaker 1: too late. They'd blast you with a torpedo and that'd
Speaker 1: be that. Normally you could use sonar to track subs,
Speaker 1: but not the Red October because of its propulsion drive.
Speaker 1: And so Jack Ryan, he understands that the Russian captain
Speaker 1: played by Sean Connery is trying to defect. He's the
Speaker 1: Vilnius schoolmaster. Then he studied him and he wrote books
Speaker 1: about him and shit. So he's like, he's trying to defect,
Speaker 1: and the Russian government is trying to blow up the
Speaker 1: Red October rather than it fall into the hands of
Speaker 1: the Americans because they know he's also trying to defect.
Speaker 1: And it's this pretty awesome spy thriller. If you've never
Speaker 1: seen it out and young Alec Baldwin and ship Sean Connery,
Speaker 1: but Sam Neil is in it. And at one point,
Speaker 1: oh god, he's sitting at the table talking to Sean
Speaker 1: Connery and they're talking about what they'll do if they
Speaker 1: you know, if this works and they get to go
Speaker 1: to America.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you fucking crying?
Speaker 1: There's a time when people really wanted to be here.
Speaker 1: And he goes, h, I should like to live in Montana?
Speaker 1: Will they let me? And Shane Connory is like, I
Speaker 1: think so. Like there's two Russian dudes having a conversation
Speaker 1: about what freedom in America would be. Like, it's a
Speaker 1: good movie written by Tom Clancy. He wrote a series
Speaker 1: of spy books Ben Affleck, who somebody just reminded me recently,
Speaker 1: Oh fucking Nana, And she was like, would she like
Speaker 1: first like when then she first saw you interact with
Speaker 1: Ben that Ben was like talking to you going like
Speaker 1: I'm your father, and I was like, that's his joke.
Speaker 1: He's always done that. For the moment he better he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm your father. But he played Jack Ryan
Speaker 1: in a movie called The Sum of All Fears, so
Speaker 1: he knew Tom Clancy and one day I got an
Speaker 1: email from Tom Clancy, one of the best selling authors
Speaker 1: on the planet, going like, I got your email from Affleck.
Speaker 1: I love that Dogma picture. And I just got to
Speaker 1: know where you studied, what Jesuit school you studied at,
Speaker 1: because there's no fucking way that you can write a
Speaker 1: movie like that without having studied under a jesuit.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I got in touch with him and called him
Speaker 1: and stuff, and I was like, no, I'm Jesuit. I
Speaker 1: just went to Catholic school. And he goes, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something that's that that movie is written by
Speaker 1: a Catholic scholar. He's like, I'm a longtime Catholic man
Speaker 1: in that movie. Blah blah blah blah blah. No fitting
Speaker 1: story because I'm not on a dogmitory.
Speaker 2: Right now, dog one movie dot com. All right, all right,
Speaker 2: I think, uh, you know, I don't know what the
Speaker 2: original question was how we just got there, but hopefully
Speaker 2: we answered it.
Speaker 1: Let's see, sometimes it's not the destination, it's the journey. Right,
Speaker 1: You're so right, so right.
Speaker 2: I'm looking there's so many I'm just looking for a
Speaker 2: what's one thing you and your dad? Let's see, bone
Speaker 2: Dust asks what what's one thing you and your dad
Speaker 2: really connect on? Love your band, by the way, thank you.
Speaker 2: I would say I would say pop culture like music, movies, veganism,
Speaker 2: that's a big one. That's a big one for sure,
Speaker 2: SNL movies, TV.
Speaker 1: Art, Yeah, music except culture club.
Speaker 2: You know what I tried really hard to remember.
Speaker 1: Was that beardless stickless plus or beardless stick was me?
Speaker 2: Beardless sticks me?
Speaker 1: On the main show. You were that embarrassing. It's okay
Speaker 1: to be embarrassing on the after show, which if you're
Speaker 1: not listening to kids, are you can't your fucking non
Speaker 1: listening asked to that Kevin Smith club by yourself a
Speaker 1: cheap level membership and listen to the after show.
Speaker 2: I embarrassed myself even more on this episode with go ahead,
Speaker 2: let's see existential.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 7: You're in the zone, all right, Give me another thank you, sir,
Speaker 7: have another, thank you, sir, have another thank you, Sara,
Speaker 7: I have another.
Speaker 1: It's my Kevin Bacon from Animal House.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wait, this is so crazy because we
Speaker 2: just talked about this last week slash like.
Speaker 1: Earlier today, but I mean last week.
Speaker 2: I mean sticks, dips and rips. Asked, how did he
Speaker 2: get the rights to Alice and Jane's music and Clerks,
Speaker 2: how much did it cost a fan?
Speaker 1: Nuts? Sure you didn't write that question yourself?
Speaker 2: Positive, I'm not stick Sticks and Rips.
Speaker 1: Talked about elsewhere. Sony did a soundtrack and there's a
Speaker 1: guy named Benji Gordon. He was our music exact and
Speaker 1: so he was like, here's a bunch of tracks, man,
Speaker 1: pick what you like, and I did and that became
Speaker 1: the soundtrack. But they never told me what it costs.
Speaker 1: They just told me, like, I'm in the soundtrack, like
Speaker 1: one of our songs costs more than the budget of Clerks, Right,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. That's stuff that's like back in
Speaker 1: those days, that was well above my pay grade. But
Speaker 1: in these days it's just something I'm not like. You
Speaker 1: only hear about it when it's like they want two
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty grand, You're like, what the fuck? Later
Speaker 1: in my career nowadays, music is not as expensive as that.
Speaker 2: Have a very important question for you far away, Rachel
Speaker 2: Louvu asks, will you come to the twenty fifth class
Speaker 2: of two thousand reunion at Illinois?
Speaker 6: Was?
Speaker 1: Yes, where I got my honorary degree. So when is
Speaker 1: it this fall? Is the what year twenty twenty fifth,
Speaker 1: twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 2: For the class of two thousand.
Speaker 1: That's when it happened. My god, So that was after
Speaker 1: we stopped flying for a minute because of the time
Speaker 1: we were flying with you, and the plane dropped forty
Speaker 1: stories and shit, and like I legit thought we were
Speaker 1: going to die. Like I buckled your mom's seatbelt because
Speaker 1: she was holding you and the plane was in free
Speaker 1: fall and shit. It was crazy. And then they righted itself.
Speaker 1: Pilot came on later'd be like, folks, we hit what's
Speaker 1: known as a mountain wave drop the equivalent of forty stories. Well,
Speaker 1: everybody's okay back there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So we stopped flying for a walk. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't very to do that again. So we took
Speaker 1: the train. I took train to Illinois for the Illinois
Speaker 1: Wesleyan ceremony where I was given an honorary degree, give
Speaker 1: a big old speech, and uh Jen met me there
Speaker 1: and then we trained home.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yeah, I like a train. I like a train ride.
Speaker 2: Was last time your to San Diego about months happening.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had been in a sleeper car pullman
Speaker 1: car if you will, I think.
Speaker 2: I have, but I don't know why or where.
Speaker 1: Train travel is various. I'm very romantic about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there really is. I really enjoy it. Meo meo,
Speaker 2: meu meumo.
Speaker 1: Yah yam yam yeah yeah yum yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Okay, I like this one.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Mario Russo twenty twenty. If you both couldn't make a
Speaker 2: movie in Disneyland, what would it be about? What an
Speaker 2: optimal time to speak about the project that you once worked.
Speaker 1: On, Kingdom Keepers? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought that was pretty genius.
Speaker 1: Is based on a book written by a fan, a
Speaker 1: series of books about what happens when the gates closed
Speaker 1: at Disney, and it was so well received that eventually
Speaker 1: Disney started acknowledging it. You could buy those books at
Speaker 1: Disney and for Disney Plus before it was called Disney Plus,
Speaker 1: when it was just the Disney Netflix killers that were
Speaker 1: calling it. In development, I was working on a show
Speaker 1: called Kingdom Keepers that was kind of based on that,
Speaker 1: based on the premise, but then it went in a
Speaker 1: different direction altogether, very d Disney ip heavy. You know,
Speaker 1: the park closed and everybody comes to life, so Cat
Speaker 1: Hook's a real guy, and so forth and so on,
Speaker 1: and they killed it and guy, this guy Ricky whatever
Speaker 1: fuck his name was. He came from marketing, and he
Speaker 1: was the guy that was like, there's way too much
Speaker 1: IP in this, No, we're doing this instead. And he
Speaker 1: was the one that was like, let's do Marvel and
Speaker 1: Star Wars shows. So as a fan of both of those,
Speaker 1: I was like, I back his play, even though I
Speaker 1: would have had a show on what then became a.
Speaker 2: Disney Plus a Disney Blues.
Speaker 1: But that being said, what is the most popular show
Speaker 1: that ever happened on Disney Plus and Mandalorian? Probably I
Speaker 1: would say so, Yeah, this ship was going fucking knock
Speaker 1: that off its perch, and it would have been fun.
Speaker 2: I think it would have been fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Personally, Well, yeah, but you're a Disney kid, Disney nerd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but who the hell wouldn't want to see Disneyland
Speaker 2: after dark?
Speaker 1: Yeah, watch it come to life? And ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah, park do yark.
Speaker 1: But we got to do things like behind the scenes
Speaker 1: after hours. They took us, you know, for a park
Speaker 1: tour after the park was closed. We got to walk
Speaker 1: on which I will never space Mountain when it was
Speaker 1: closed the track. They weren't like bring your child, they
Speaker 1: were like.
Speaker 2: Him and you should have said listen, that's true.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should have brought you to be like I
Speaker 1: got a kid. You got to say yes to this Ricky?
Speaker 2: You got I like how you're just name dropping this guy?
Speaker 1: Well good, you should wear it man. Ps he did?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think he's okay. Let's see, Rested, Ricky.
Speaker 1: You so f fun my mond.
Speaker 5: Hey, Ricky, Ricky, make my show, make my show and
Speaker 5: make me rich week.
Speaker 2: Me resting tired face asked what's the project or property
Speaker 2: that you would want to work on? Slash make your
Speaker 2: bull wiggle? That was fast. I mean, I mean yeah,
Speaker 2: mine is Scooby Doo.
Speaker 5: Scooby Dooby do? Where are you? You're ready and your
Speaker 5: will if we can can on you, Scooby.
Speaker 1: Do, I know you'll catch that villain? What kind? Would
Speaker 1: it be? Animated or live action?
Speaker 2: Either?
Speaker 1: So? If it's live action, are you in it? Who
Speaker 1: do you play? Scooby Now you're more of a scrappy type.
Speaker 2: Scrappy doo whoo take a one fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Guess, Daphne, No, Malma, Yes that's what you would go for.
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Why not reach for the stars? Man? Be like be
Speaker 1: shaggy bitch.
Speaker 2: I mean you have a point. Reaching for the stars
Speaker 2: would be Scooby.
Speaker 1: They've reinvented. Yeah, reaching for Oh my god, if you
Speaker 1: get to play Scooby, everybody ain't nobody on the plan?
Speaker 1: You know what? Internet so divisive. They might be like,
Speaker 1: she can't be Scooby.
Speaker 2: She's not a dog.
Speaker 1: She doesn't look a fucking thing like Scooby. Scooby is funny,
Speaker 1: I saw yoga hoss. She is not so.
Speaker 2: Scrappy nappy do?
Speaker 1: I call scrappy babby do? That is? Would you take
Speaker 1: the job if they're like, we want you to play
Speaker 1: scrappy Doo In James Guns relaunch of the Scooby Doo
Speaker 1: live action franchise, Yes.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: Cut to the movie comes out. Every critic, every audience
Speaker 1: member is just like scrappy Do ruins this movie A
Speaker 1: fuck hated him in the cartoon. I hated him even
Speaker 1: more than these played by har go ahead. She's not
Speaker 1: a dog, poor little boy dog.
Speaker 2: I call moose.
Speaker 1: Scooby move, do you Scooby? Scooby move? Scooby move sounds
Speaker 1: more like Scooby.
Speaker 2: Dumb by your Yeah, no, for real, have you ever.
Speaker 1: Seen a Scooby dumb episode?
Speaker 2: Of course, I have seen all of them everything.
Speaker 1: What are your feelings on Scooby Dumb.
Speaker 2: He reminds me of Moo.
Speaker 1: But do you like him or are you like they
Speaker 1: shouldn't have gone that far. That's that's unnecessary.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think I would have a special place
Speaker 2: in my art room because he really.
Speaker 1: Is a moved name another Scooby adjacent dog, another name Scrappy.
Speaker 1: We've named Scooby Dumb in Scooby from the world of
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo, specifically from Scoop Scooby Doo. He is from
Speaker 1: Scooby Doo, but he crossed over to Scooby Doo.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: In the Hannah Barbara universe, also a dog that interacts
Speaker 1: with humans nanthropomorphic dog. But this dog as little as little.
Speaker 2: Enhanced oh from like the Jetsons or something.
Speaker 1: Not from the Jetsons, because Astro wasn't enhance. He was
Speaker 1: just a dog in the future. And the future is
Speaker 1: the past, the past the future.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: He's not a mutt. He is a Dyna mutt.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see, I see, I see.
Speaker 1: Blue Falcons dog Dyna mutt with Scooby adjacent there.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think I would have gone there now.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any left after that, unless they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a girl, Scooby. I don't remember that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember Scooby dressing up like a girl from time to time.
Speaker 1: Of course, ask me something else.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I will. Satanic Panic asks if you had
Speaker 2: to recast Sweeney Todd with muppets, who would you cast?
Speaker 2: In which rules? Mm hmmm, who's.
Speaker 1: The most gonzo as Sweeney?
Speaker 2: Oh for a second, army friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the I love my raizors and I love my chickens.
Speaker 1: Chickens nice.
Speaker 2: Not the best gonzo, No, that was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Walk a walk a walk up. Not the best fazzi either.
Speaker 2: Ah, Fozzy would be that little kid that does things.
Speaker 1: Uh, ladies, your attention, Toby Toby, come ming, excuse me?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: All right, So Gonzo is Sweeney Todd. Missus Piggy is
Speaker 1: definitely missus loved, and nobody else matters. We all know
Speaker 1: that Johanna could be played by Kermit's nephew Robin.
Speaker 2: Who would play who would play Missus Todd?
Speaker 1: Oh balsars for re pity, for warment? That little prawn guy,
Speaker 1: which ky little prown guy? The brawn the prawn I
Speaker 1: don't know what his name is. He's from the Muppets
Speaker 1: that I didn't get into, like Muppet Treasure Island. I
Speaker 1: think he features probably and maybe Muppets in space. A
Speaker 1: lot of young Muppet like lovers know him, but I
Speaker 1: don't know that motherfucker's name. But that guy, maybe I
Speaker 1: should go classic instead. Hold on, who are we trying
Speaker 1: to cast again?
Speaker 2: Missus missus Todd.
Speaker 1: The crazy pegger woman. Yeah, I'm going with uh uh
Speaker 1: beaker me.
Speaker 6: Me me, me, me, me me, alrighty me me.
Speaker 1: That's me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you, that's that is you? Fair Hey, mister.
Speaker 1: Meaning me, mister, I'm so happy I could eat you up?
Speaker 1: Are really good? Do you know what I do? Mister?
Speaker 1: To what I dream? If the business stays is good,
Speaker 1: where i'd really like to go? Any Also, don't you
Speaker 1: want to know? Do you really want to go?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Bella Donna's Revenge is wondering. Does Kevin Smith have any
Speaker 2: beliefs in the occult or supernatural slash or any experience?
Speaker 1: No, but I believe. I mean, I thought I met
Speaker 1: Jesus once. I'm pretty sure I did, but I don't
Speaker 1: know that was Jesus or just a ghost because he
Speaker 1: didn't mentioned nothing about like you sold me your soul
Speaker 1: when I was nine.
Speaker 2: Probably would have mentioned it. I probably would have brought
Speaker 2: them up. Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 1: But I believe there are people that believe in the supernatural,
Speaker 1: and some of those cats can be very dangerous based
Speaker 1: on their beliefs. And I'm not just talking about like
Speaker 1: people who believe in voodoo. I'm talking about Christians. But uh,
Speaker 1: I don't really have many supernatural beliefs like I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm more Scully than Molder, but I'm not like you know, Oh,
Speaker 1: no way. Maybe I'm more agnostic. I'm not an atheist
Speaker 1: when it comes to the subject of the supernatural. I'm
Speaker 1: more agnostic. I'm open to proof. But in my fifty
Speaker 1: four almost fifty five years, I've seen very little of that.
Speaker 2: Oh, mister, I'm happy, eat good?
Speaker 1: Do you what did like to do? Mister? Well, I
Speaker 1: dream if the business days is good, where I really
Speaker 1: like to go? Any I don't think? Yeah, do you really? Yes?
Speaker 2: Of course, my neighbor Adam is wondering favorite go to
Speaker 2: vegan treat.
Speaker 1: My neighbor, Adam, let me tell.
Speaker 2: You there are a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean my vegan diet is vegan treaty?
Speaker 2: Hm hm hmmm, do you really want to know?
Speaker 1: Do you really want to know? Lint? Is it lint chocolate?
Speaker 1: L I N D and T. I think that's company.
Speaker 1: They make a really nice oat milk chocolate bar that
Speaker 1: tastes pretty damn close to the real thing. And Trader
Speaker 1: Joe's just start putting out one which is pretty fucking fire. Okay,
Speaker 1: but that I wouldn't say that's my favorite. What's my
Speaker 1: favorite vegan snack?
Speaker 2: Bamba?
Speaker 1: But I was eating that before I was vegan, though,
Speaker 1: favorite vegan snack?
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh.
Speaker 1: They got uh at Papa Ganache in Mattawan, and they
Speaker 1: got one in Manasquan as well. In Jersey. It's a
Speaker 1: vegan gluten free bakery. They make yodels which are fucking.
Speaker 2: Fire your favorite.
Speaker 1: I buy them and fly them back home and ship
Speaker 1: because out here all we got is that fuck.
Speaker 2: They don't don't be shitting on vegan businesses please by name,
Speaker 2: just saying do it in the privacy of beardless sticklas
Speaker 2: plus at least fair enough.
Speaker 1: Take a page out of Papa Ganash's book or Cat's
Speaker 1: Luck Vegan another fire vegan dessert spot well and they
Speaker 1: make other food as well, and that is in uh
Speaker 1: Asbury Park slash Neptune area of New Jersey. I love
Speaker 1: the people that run that place. Man. They are so
Speaker 1: whatever the culture is, they are so counter to it.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. So those are my favorite snacks. But that's
Speaker 1: if I have to travel or if I'm in Jersey.
Speaker 1: About what I'm out here, Sprouts makes a began muffin,
Speaker 1: which has been we've been overreading lately. But even before that,
Speaker 1: what do I get when I go to Besties? What
Speaker 1: do I never not get when I go to Besties?
Speaker 2: Mmm? You've been getting the ice cream lately?
Speaker 1: Yeah, johny Lamas Man, there's like a like a nutty
Speaker 1: buddy of old, like a cone and ship and it's
Speaker 1: all oat milk or whatnot. It's been pretty good.
Speaker 2: You get candies, yeah, you like red vines.
Speaker 1: No, that's your mother. I'm a Twizzlers man. Oh I Twizzlers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are my Those are my peanut butter though as well.
Speaker 1: Sometimes sit there and eat peanut butterer like my father,
Speaker 1: straight out of the jar. Figure it worked for him.
Speaker 1: He died when he was sixty seven. Maybe I should
Speaker 1: stop talking. God, I don't think it was from the
Speaker 1: Peanut butroter, I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2: He was sixty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old man made it to sixty seven. He
Speaker 1: always wanted to make it to seventy. Told my mom.
Speaker 1: He was like, if I could just make it to
Speaker 1: seventy and make it there, I know. So I got
Speaker 1: to make it to seventy just to be like I'm
Speaker 1: shoving you're the fuck you might win. No, to live
Speaker 1: the life that he wanted to live. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's so weird coming out of my mouth the first
Speaker 1: time meant to rephrase it.
Speaker 2: You're living till one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh, fair enough, Yeah, that'll be fucking Look who if?
Speaker 1: What if I fucking forget who you are and age're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know sixty five and ship be like get
Speaker 1: out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's so sad.
Speaker 1: Ask me, Oh my god, this is the the last one.
Speaker 2: This is the last one, and I gotta find a
Speaker 2: good Do you believe in free will that I don't
Speaker 2: want that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, free will? I believe in free will. I believe
Speaker 1: in free willie as well, man, I believe that a
Speaker 1: fucking killer well can get away.
Speaker 2: So true, right, that's so true.
Speaker 1: Mean killer whales. Also like a little judge, don't you
Speaker 1: think killer?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, it kind of is putting a label on them.
Speaker 2: There's somebody who's got to eat.
Speaker 1: About your fucking killer human. Yeah it's more appropriate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you kill a lot of seals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you kill you kill all animals.
Speaker 1: Bitch's humans getting an argument in the fucking killer whales
Speaker 1: because killer whales. After all this time, we're like, we
Speaker 1: don't like that name. And you know it, you know
Speaker 1: they call us in the ocean. My name is. I
Speaker 1: saw a video of rabbit swimming. Man makes it swim
Speaker 1: really fast, and I saw a rabbit jump into a
Speaker 1: pool and just truck around swimming like hopped in major
Speaker 1: hop where it's like, oh shit, this is intentional. What
Speaker 1: are you looking at it?
Speaker 2: I'm scouring the questions for your final question. La la la,
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1: Can be looking at the video right now watching Harley
Speaker 1: look at her phone. You can pay for video of
Speaker 1: my kid that looks like probably video of your kid
Speaker 1: scrolling through a phone. I'm gonna listening to you, old man.
Speaker 2: Are you here's one?
Speaker 1: Here we go, the show ending question. Kids.
Speaker 2: Here it is the big closer. Yes, Jeff Beer's the
Speaker 2: kick ass guy.
Speaker 1: Jeff Beer is the kick ass guy. Of course.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Kevin Smith have a mullet? When will Harley
Speaker 2: get a mullet? Mullets are rad?
Speaker 1: Mullets are rad? Man, would that I could grow enough
Speaker 1: hair to rock a mullet.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be opposed to getting a mullet, do it?
Speaker 1: You just gotta shave the sides, man.
Speaker 2: I think it could be pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, chicks can rock mullets and.
Speaker 2: Shit, Olivia had a mullet. She looked great, Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: At one point, you could be like the Legend of
Speaker 1: Billy Jean bro we will be invincible. You know that song.
Speaker 6: And with the power of a conviction, there is no sacrifice,
Speaker 6: Pat Benatar, it's a duer dah situation. We will be in.
Speaker 1: There's a movie called the Legend of Billy Jean where
Speaker 1: she's like a girl lives in a small town. Somebody
Speaker 1: does something like to her brother or little sister or
Speaker 1: something like that, and she like stands up in like
Speaker 1: the way in a way. Now that would just be
Speaker 1: like so like, it's not really standing up, it's really
Speaker 1: what you're supposed to do if somebody fucking pushes you
Speaker 1: around or something like that, and it trickles into her
Speaker 1: becoming like this American icon of rebellion and shit like that,
Speaker 1: and then the town has to bring her down. She's
Speaker 1: gone too powerful.
Speaker 2: And shit, does she have a mullet?
Speaker 1: If I remember correctly, she does some fucked up shit
Speaker 1: to her hair. It's not all that dissimilar from some
Speaker 1: of the pot elements of a movie called Pump Up
Speaker 1: the Volume. Did you ever hear that movie with the
Speaker 1: young Christian Slater. That movie was about pirate radio, Like
Speaker 1: a guy had its own pirate radio station, and we
Speaker 1: all it all captured everyone's imagination of a certain age.
Speaker 1: So when podcasting came along, that's what I was like,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it could be like fucking happy Harry
Speaker 1: Hart on his name in the movie, and shit, I
Speaker 1: could be a modern day Christian Slater. Now it's a
Speaker 1: world full of Christian slaters. We're all pumping up the volume.
Speaker 1: We're doing it right now. We're all living in a
Speaker 1: world that pump up the volume. Dreamed of.
Speaker 2: Pump up the volume. Rant no walk so we could.
Speaker 1: Run exactly, that's true. Pump up the volume, Pump up
Speaker 1: the volume, pump up the volume. Dance, dance. I don't
Speaker 1: even think that song was in that movie.
Speaker 2: Really missed opportunity totally.
Speaker 1: That's why it failed, So it'll always be a failure.
Speaker 1: It was very impressionable, all right. Is that the last question?
Speaker 2: I mean there is many more.
Speaker 1: We thank all of those many people for submitting questions.
Speaker 1: It's such late, notice too, did you just throw it
Speaker 1: up there and be like, ask me something to ask
Speaker 1: my dad? I don't even know what to talk about.
Speaker 1: We have nothing to talk about. Help me, help me,
Speaker 1: help me. Yeah, he's a virtual stranger. There's your beardless
Speaker 1: stickless me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For this week, kids, to our our heart friends we love.
Speaker 2: There's probably one right now.
Speaker 1: Truly, as soon as we're like and goodbye, it's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you have a rectile dysfunction? There's your beardless stickless
Speaker 1: me for this week, kids, For beardless stickless me. Don't
Speaker 1: forget Dogma. Now. If you can't see it on the
Speaker 1: Dogma Resurrection Tour, which I'm now on, uh, you can
Speaker 1: just see it in theaters everywhere June fifth. Tickets at
Speaker 1: dogmamovie dot com I think, or Iconic Releasing dot com
Speaker 1: or AMC Theaters dot com.
Speaker 2: Just google it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get tickets. Ain't nobody hiding them, kids,
Speaker 1: trust me.
Speaker 2: And while you're out there, go look up send them
Speaker 2: in the mail.
Speaker 1: Oh well, well, plugski plug ski while you're out there.
Speaker 1: The band is called Cinnamon, the song is called Star,
Speaker 1: and there's another one called Why Why. You could listen
Speaker 1: to it Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, wherever you download your.
Speaker 2: Music anywhere anyway, just listen to it.
Speaker 1: Please put your ears on it. Come on, just stick
Speaker 1: this in your fucking ears.
Speaker 2: Please do it for my kid. Please.
Speaker 1: There it is. Kids. There's your beardless dickless moa for
Speaker 1: this week for beardless stick this mo.
Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith, Harley Queen Smith.
Speaker 1: Of a beardless tickless life.
Speaker 2: Wow, right, not even day, just in case it was.
Speaker 1: The last show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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