Buckle your seatbelts, strap on your emotional support ice packs, and hide your granite barriers... because this is the CB3 Megasode, a massive, frothing, years-long recap of the most dramatic, chaotic, profanity-laced moments ever documented in the glorious, messy annals of Queens Community Board 3.
This isn’t one month.
This isn’t one meeting.
This is the highlight reel of an entire era — like a Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase One, but with more zoning fights and fewer superpowers.
Tony Trashfire and Linda Latchkey guide you through:
🔥 The Zoom Chat Meltdown of 2021 (yes, they had to ban swearing in the chat)
🔥 The Term-Limit Revolving Door That Catapulted Chairs Off the Board
🔥 The 34th Avenue Open Streets Saga, featuring Seniors vs. Immovable Granite Blocks
🔥 The Northern Boulevard Left-Turn War Nobody Asked For
🔥 The Q66 Bus Redesign That Triggered a Community-Wide Eye Twitch
🔥 The AirTrain Plans So Opaque a Board Member Had to Draw His Own Renderings
🔥 The Developer Who Basically Said “What If… No Windows?”
🔥 The Casino Proposal Wrapped in a Park Wrapped in a PR Burrito
🔥 Roosevelt Avenue’s Nightlife Insanity (and the License That Got Nuked)
🔥 Crime Waves, Staffing Crises & That Time the Local Precinct Lost 75 Cops
🔥 Homelessness, Hotel Shelters & the 13-Shelter Shockwave
🔥 And the 89th Street Fire — the moment bureaucracy snapped in half
This is the prequel, the lore episode, the “everything you need to know before you can understand how delightfully chaotic CB3 really is.”
Future episodes will focus on one month at a time, breaking down each meeting’s drama like a hyper-local soap opera.
But today?
Today we gorge ourselves on years of receipts.
Come for the profanity.
Stay for the municipal heartbreak.
Leave with an entirely new respect for anyone brave enough to attend these meetings sober.
⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER
This podcast is a satirical, fictionalized, AI-generated entertainment program.
All characters, voices, summaries, reenactments, and depictions are exaggerated or fictional.
They do not represent real individuals, agencies, or events, and no factual claims are being made.
Any resemblance to real persons or events is coincidental or humorous.
This show is not affiliated with Community Board 3 or any governmental entity.
Nothing in this episode should be interpreted as factual reporting.
Listener discretion is advised due to strong language and irreverent content.
What is Queens NYC Community Board 3 UNINGED & UNFLITERED?
Every month, Community Board 3 gathers to discuss the future of our neighborhood.... and somehow it always devolves into a caffeine-fueled talent show of opinions, emotions, and deeply unnecessary drama.
CB3: Unhinged & Unfiltered transforms those long municipal meetings into short, AI-generated comedic summaries that exaggerate, parody, and poke fun at the vibe of local civic life.
Hosted by two fully fictional, AI-constructed personalities - Tony Trashfire and Linda Latchkey - this show is absolutely not a factual record, not affiliated with CB3, and does not claim that any real person said or did anything featured here.
Think of it as “community notes,” but written by a sleep-deprived stand-up comedian from the future.
⚠️ Disclaimer
This podcast is a work of satire and entertainment.
All characters, voices, personas, summaries, reenactments, and depictions are fictionalized and exaggerated for comedic purposes.
They do not represent real individuals, and no claims are being made about any actual person, organization, or event.
Any resemblance to real people — living, dead, or serving on Community Board 3 — is coincidental or deliberately humorous.
This show is not affiliated with Community Board 3 or any governmental entity.
Nothing in this podcast should be interpreted as factual reporting.
Listener discretion is advised due to strong language and irreverent humor.