1 00:01:36,239 --> 00:01:37,200 Waste it 2 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:13,551 And welcome to whatever number of cinema psyops in our filler time series. 3 00:02:14,048 --> 00:02:19,407 I am joined with my co-host Matt! I'm making a healthy 4 00:02:19,792 --> 00:02:32,879 List for the grocery store. And sending it to me instead of your wife. Yes. But I would have got that stuff if you needed me. Yeah, I know, I know. I know. I know. I'm just like I said, we were talking off I'm just glad I didn't send you the dick pic meant for my wife. 5 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:42,991 Weird you're taking dick pics at my house, but also I think that's just how you say hello to her. 6 00:02:43,135 --> 00:02:50,544 I'm glad that you guys have that as a love language'cause other people consider that assault. Yeah, well yeah, no, no. I I have her permission to do so. I 7 00:02:50,943 --> 00:03:00,496 I I don't do that without consent. Yeah, always do that kind of stuff, but with consent. Always consent. Listen, wait for them to ask to see the dick pic and then you send it. You know? That's all I'm saying. 8 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:05,840 And if they never asked to see it, then you don't need to send it, fellas. There you go. That's your PSA for the day. 9 00:03:06,207 --> 00:03:12,687 One would think that that is just common sense, but apparently not. It's not. No. It's I don't believe it is. Yeah. 10 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:18,639 Makes me sad. For the horror stories I hear for women. Like Yeah, sorry about that, ladies, just in general. Sorry guys. 11 00:03:18,752 --> 00:03:30,608 Wow. Sorry. Now that we brought everybody down, let's actually talk about what we're gonna be talking about. Yes, Godzilla's sending dick pics to Mothra. Um, maybe in this one. We'll see. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. Mothra's in this, Godzilla's in this. Uh 12 00:03:30,848 --> 00:03:41,072 The mecha godzilla that they try to call Kiru comes back in this. Oh, does he? Yeah. So dad and son meet because son's been sent to dick pits to Mothra and so dad has to do something about it. 13 00:03:41,247 --> 00:03:54,639 I mean in your headcanon, sure. Okay. I don't think that that's what we're gonna get. No, but that's where I like to live, is in my own headcanon. Yeah, that's fine. But I what we got is the same uh Sony releases that came out in the wake of the twenty fourteen American Godzilla film. Mm-hmm. 14 00:03:54,960 --> 00:04:06,479 That this film is taken from. We are currently going to watch Tokyo SOS or Godzilla Tokyo SOS from 2003. We're ready to go in three, two, one, click. 15 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:15,120 It's weird to say click as you click. As you click? It's like your hellboy calling out your punches going bam blamo. 16 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:32,879 In the Hellboy comics, Hellboy actually does say that. It's him saying it instead of the bubbles, but he's saying it as he's hitting. It's hilarious. 17 00:04:35,759 --> 00:04:37,199 Toho Company. 18 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:58,319 Everything's okay. Yeah, they made a computer out of Godzilla DNA. What did they think was gonna happen? But everything's okay. 19 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,120 There he is. 20 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:06,959 They chromed him out in this one. 21 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:22,800 Now we're deep sea in the central Pacific, Matt. Ooh. 22 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,680 Ah, there's Godzilla. 23 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,000 Uh oh. 24 00:05:30,959 --> 00:05:32,879 He's like, what the fuck? 25 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:42,480 Remember when they shot me in the chest? That ship's bullshit. Yeah, they burned a big ass hole in his chest too. 26 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:49,199 Trying to wreck my digs. What are they doing? 27 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,360 Now we're in a Air Force base in Hawaii. 28 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:02,639 Intercepted unidentified target. Whose missile? 29 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:21,839 Yeah, it's a cruise missile, you fucking idiot. Orange alert. Unidentified target picked up on radar. All units stand by to intercept target. A UFO is heading for Japan. The target is now Entering the southern air defense zone presently heading north off Iwo Jima. 30 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:28,560 Launch the ships. 31 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,839 From Hiakuri Air Base. Any visuals? Yes, sir. Coming up. 32 00:06:34,319 --> 00:06:38,160 Blue one, what's your status? Blue one, right now. 33 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:54,192 Really interesting commentary we're doing right now. Yeah, I know, right? What do we talk about though? Yeah, there's nothing to talk about. We've got planes. I mean at some point 34 00:06:54,144 --> 00:07:08,911 We're just gonna say something horrific. Already have. I mean yeah, approaching. Now entering airspace. We talked about dick pics to start the show. I mean where else we go from here? It's all downhill from here for sure. 35 00:07:09,151 --> 00:07:15,536 I mean it started pretty much downhill, but we'll find a lower point in this valley. 36 00:07:16,288 --> 00:07:20,848 Roger blue line copy. Yeah, but this is how they bring Mothra in, because she's right there. You can see her. 37 00:07:20,927 --> 00:07:30,319 They just had her in the silhouette of the clouds. Well it doesn't help that I'm having a snack and you're on your phone. Yeah, well I'm doing something real quick. 38 00:07:30,543 --> 00:07:38,160 Yeah, you're sending me your next broadcade list. Yes. And trying to choose the right dick pic for you. Target's still on court. 39 00:07:45,360 --> 00:07:50,639 You're about to get a Mothra appearance. Oh fucking A. Hey, you're singing. Singing? 40 00:07:51,120 --> 00:08:00,720 That's all they need to do. Just your imagination, blue one. They're singing. Oh we did we get the twins? I don't honestly remember. Oh. 41 00:08:07,439 --> 00:08:20,399 Mathra I think you end up getting a hint of twins like where they show two women together that are identical but I don't think we get the little mini twins singing in this one unfortunately. 42 00:08:20,879 --> 00:08:25,199 Yeah, but that could just be a mothra projecting something into their head. I don't know. 43 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:34,320 Lock on. Eagle 20. Fox 2. Oh, Mothra é assim, get the fuck out of here with your bullshit. 44 00:08:34,798 --> 00:08:37,200 Here have some fucking 45 00:08:40,558 --> 00:08:48,720 Target has disappeared. We've lost the reason. This mother's defense is to cast off Angel Dust. I'm so high right now. 46 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:53,519 Damn everyone, I didn't know you like to get wet. 47 00:08:55,440 --> 00:09:05,519 Is that what that's called? Okay. Damn man, I didn't know you like 48 00:09:08,879 --> 00:09:09,840 That's funny. 49 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:21,360 I've seen that movie once. Me too. But it was a good movie. 50 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,200 Bleak as fuck, but still a good movie. 51 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:50,159 As we reported in our earlier house, man. Yeah. This is a very nice house. Mecca Godzilla is still under repair and is not. 52 00:09:53,456 --> 00:10:05,519 Here's a clip moment. This is Koji Nakamoto at Yokosuka Navy Base. This F1. There's our super smart kid that's gonna be around. 53 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,360 Now it's getting a bit long in the tooth, unfortunately. 54 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:31,279 I'm getting loser unc uncle energy out of this guy. Yeah man, this guy really loves his model plates. Total loser my uncle yep. He really likes that fuselage if you know what I mean. 55 00:10:32,464 --> 00:10:38,159 There'll probably never be another one like this. Hey, a Mecca G? Mecca G? 56 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,000 Hm That's a good machine too. 57 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:52,080 Great! Finished! That's great! I'll show it to Grandpa! 58 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:57,360 I don't have time for toys. Huh? 59 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:01,200 Uh oh. 60 00:11:01,679 --> 00:11:16,559 I think this is a classic uh actor from the classic era Godzilla making a cameo too. I think so. When the book came down it's kinda like you know Supposed to be a reveal. 61 00:11:17,519 --> 00:11:31,919 Mr. Choo James. I would totally want to live here. This woodwork is gorgeous. It's gotta be one of the twins! Okay, so they are in this cool. Sorry I tried to deceive you. Yeah, we got we got the twins. Hey! 62 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:37,200 Alright I like my moth robe with twins. 63 00:11:38,159 --> 00:11:45,840 And I like my twins with cute ears. God Jesus Christ. I love talking like that just to creep you out now. 64 00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:50,639 Well all right, tell tell me Cort, do you think the guy cute ears? 65 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:59,759 Incredible. Tell me, am I dreaming? No, you're not dreaming. 66 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,080 The Mothra twins are always adorable. They really are. Yeah. 67 00:12:04,879 --> 00:12:12,080 Uncle! Are you okay? Oh god. But uncle, who who are those girls? 68 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,552 Don't worry. 69 00:12:15,104 --> 00:12:15,984 They're old acquaintances. 70 00:12:17,056 --> 00:12:20,368 So you do remember us, sir? Well, naturally. 71 00:12:20,831 --> 00:12:31,696 I forgot to make my drink before I came down here for the commentators. 72 00:12:33,087 --> 00:12:36,975 I knew it was a classic cameo. Yeah. This here is my grandson. 73 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:41,903 I say that like I haven't watched this like at least twelve times. And that's my nephew who's 74 00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:55,440 Right around the uh age of hormones batterying into his head, so and he's been building monoplanes. So you two showed up is probably not a great idea. Right if you think I can help. 75 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:56,687 What's the favor? 76 00:12:57,823 --> 00:12:59,375 It's Godzilla's bones! 77 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:10,799 You must send them back to the instead of return the egg, we have to return the bones. Return the bones. Return the bones. 78 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:21,200 It was a mistake to That's what we were trying to say the whole movie. Yeah, it's a mistake to put the bones in there. We tried to tell him that. He's in the Air Force. On the Mecca G ground crew. 79 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:34,159 No. We came to tell you that Godzilla's bones must return to the sea and remain there. 80 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:39,279 Forever? But Mecha Godzilla is our only protection! 81 00:13:40,576 --> 00:13:52,559 That's right. What if Godzilla attacks us again one day? If that happens, then Mothra will be there to protect you. But 43 years ago, Mothra destroyed Tokyo. 82 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:56,080 Tell me, why would it choose to protect us this time, huh? 83 00:13:57,456 --> 00:14:09,679 Yeah, so that's the original guy in the original Mothra. Yeah. Because Mothra's solid. So that happened in this so that they can have Mothra come back. Naturally we don't want that war to happen. 84 00:14:10,159 --> 00:14:16,879 Can't imagine Mothra declaring war on the human race. Uh oh. 85 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:30,799 Well they simply have no place to go. No. But we're there at the twins, so Mothra's in a love on him. 86 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:41,360 It's not actually snowing, that's just Mothradander. Yep. Which this kid's allergic to. And now he dies. Nah, he just sneezes a lot.'Cause it'll be cute. 87 00:14:43,039 --> 00:14:46,096 No, that doesn't actually happen, but you know. 88 00:14:47,039 --> 00:14:50,768 I was just happy we got the twins back. Even if that's the only scene we get'em in 89 00:14:51,168 --> 00:15:05,135 No, now that I remember this, they're gonna be pretty prevalent in it. Oh, okay.'Cause the human interest is gonna be the classic actor from the I think he's from the original Mothra. Uh because that scene where he finds them is from the original Mothra, I think. 90 00:15:05,423 --> 00:15:14,480 Yes it was. Yeah. And they're they they're not even passing themselves off as those twins, those are their ancestors. Yeah, probably. 91 00:15:15,679 --> 00:15:22,895 Hm. So at least they're not trying to say they're the same two twins. That's longevity. Yeah. 92 00:15:24,543 --> 00:15:35,024 Dude, if I still had a full head of hair at that age, I would bro cream it back to like Oh yeah, dude, yeah. Same.'Cause that's just the cool little thing. Especially if it was stark white like that. Oh yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah. 93 00:15:35,408 --> 00:15:41,360 Even if it was just salt and peppery umbrill creaming it back like that. See. The Jack Nicholson look for that age. Yeah. 94 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:49,519 I don't know how much of this hair I got left, but I'm just gonna slick it all back. 95 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:56,240 It lost an arm and its absolute zero system. However, repairs are continued. 96 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:10,416 But I can tell it's indigestion because e every burp makes me feel so much better. Minister. That and my high my glucose I think is spiking. I can feel it. 97 00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:17,296 And here I'm just trying to find a charger for this vape that I've hit so much. It's now dead. 98 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:33,775 What's a what's a what port does it take? I got it. That's fine. Doesn't make any sense at all. They know it's not operational. Your old phone charger cord that you left here that you brought ages ago. 99 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:43,663 'Cause I think I have what you're looking for down over here hanging over. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, it's fine. During the battles last. 100 00:16:46,399 --> 00:16:49,423 Way to fucking go. Hey man, you all right over there? 101 00:16:49,823 --> 00:16:51,792 He's fallen apart, everybody. 102 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:53,327 No I picked up. 103 00:16:53,375 --> 00:17:05,838 Up by my cart to lift that out of there because it's the easiest thing to reach. Uh-huh. But it's magnetic and sometimes the magnet doesn't hold. And that's what happened that made all the noise. 104 00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:11,118 Come on, let's be honest, we're all attracted by the bones. Yeah, we're all attracted by the bones. 105 00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:23,118 Choo, how did your vacation go? Okay. 106 00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:28,880 No, why? Well, you've been so absent-minded lately, it's unusual. 107 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:41,423 I like that little medallion that's on their helmets. Two twins showed up to my uncle's place and you know we hung out a bit. Shit got weird. Got real weird. 108 00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:53,359 I got high on Mothradander. The new Mecha G pilot. Snorted that shit right up. Dude, I would totally snort a line on Mothrodander. Wouldn't you just see? Uh-oh. Yep. 109 00:17:56,511 --> 00:18:03,471 She gave him the I think you're cute smile that she did. She's gonna look back, she's gonna do it. 110 00:18:03,711 --> 00:18:17,263 He's like I think he's cute too. That may have been a bad sign though. Maybe I it was definitely a bad sign. He did not have love in his eyes when he looked at the book. No, he he had jealousy. Jealousy in your eyes. 111 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:26,096 She was looking at him like he was Princess Leia in a bikini and she was Job of the Hutt. Yeah, yeah. You have lust in your eyes, Hogan! 112 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:41,423 Was that a thing that Randy Sandy actually said at one point? Yeah, as a promo he cut after the Miss Elizabeth thing when he turned heel as the WWF champion. You've got lust in your eyes. 113 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:50,160 No,'cause weren't they a team for a while? Yeah, they were in the mega powers and then the mega powers exploded. It was a year long build from WrestleMania four. 114 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:57,327 With Savage won the world title to WrestleMania five. I remember that storyline. That broke my fucking heart. 115 00:18:57,695 --> 00:19:05,615 But that was all they knew what they were gonna do before WrestleMania Four even happened. They were like, We're gonna put Hogan and Macho together 116 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:13,903 And then we're gonna build it up for a year and then we're gonna break them up and that's gonna be the main event of WrestleMania five. I was obsessed with that shit as a little kid. They wanted 117 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:21,551 But uh the way they always wrote stories and I think some of the ways they still do is you start with the end and then you backtrack to make it work. 118 00:19:21,983 --> 00:19:35,087 So you start with at the main event of WrestleMania five, I want it to be this is how Vince would do it from from old notes was I want Macho Man and Hogan to main event WrestleMania Five, though I think those are my two biggest stars right now. 119 00:19:35,903 --> 00:19:39,599 Well how do you do it? Because Macho Man was already kinda turning face. 120 00:19:40,175 --> 00:19:51,920 And he goes, yeah, I'm gonna he's gonna win WrestleMania four. I'm gonna build this friendship, a mega team. Everyone thinks everything's great. And then bloated all the shit over a woman and jealousy. 121 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:58,640 Yeah, I remember that storyline. Yep. That that fucked my shit up. No puksters to my left. 122 00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:05,776 Buksters to my right. Didn't need em then don't need'em now. He's from the kidnappers. 123 00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:14,960 Oh man, nobody cut a promo like Macho. No, because he was generally insane. 124 00:20:16,384 --> 00:20:29,615 My favorite is when Leslie Nielsen did a short bit for uh Suberslam and he met Macho Man and then he talked to uh another guy and goes, Yo, he can't keep doing that voice, he won't be ready to go for tonight. You know, vocal cords and they're like no that 125 00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:44,720 That's not a voice. That's just that's his. That's that's his actual God voice. That's how he talked to everyone. Bring with me that voice was everything. That's awesome. We wish them all well. 126 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:53,807 See, this is why I wanted to do dark matches of commentary with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Instead of like Wolf Cop two. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. 127 00:20:54,271 --> 00:21:00,912 'Cause I genuinely loved Dark Match and I was like, I Matt needs to see this. I need to see Dark Match. Yeah. That was brutal. 128 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:10,160 Yeah, come on, kick back. Yeah, I didn't put anything in it. Yeah, this isn't roof eat or anything, so you're totally fine. Have this drink. 129 00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:23,855 Man, these people are all embarrassed. They all wear the same thing that this person. Yeah, right. They all look exactly the same. 130 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:30,223 You're supposed to say congratulations. Dude, she's totally coming on to him. She doesn't get it. 131 00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:42,256 He gets it? SUSE. Hey, introduce me. I'm the uh Hey motherfucker, you were trampling all over my fucking game. Can you get the fuck out of here? Tell me, why did you want to be a pilot? 132 00:21:43,488 --> 00:21:50,031 Why'd you just talk like she's a child? Oh, why did you wanna be a pilot? Hey, what are you doing hiding over here? 133 00:21:50,912 --> 00:22:02,384 Ugh. This guy has mega chat energy. Oh yeah, look at this motherfucker. Sure, he makes it serious mega chat energy. Mega Chad machines. 134 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:07,279 Oh ooh yeah come on let's see it 135 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:13,039 What's your game, huh? Yeah, what's your game, huh? 136 00:22:13,759 --> 00:22:26,319 He practices douche fu. Oh damn. He caught that bug. Yeah, like I said, he practices douche fu. Yeah. Fuck you, man. Mr. Miyagi Danielson did it with chopsticks, you motherfucker. 137 00:22:27,983 --> 00:22:32,720 Ingelsen did it on like pretty much the first round. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck. 138 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,039 Danielson is the one. 139 00:22:37,519 --> 00:22:49,039 And you were talking shit in the last commentary. Yeah, no. Ralph Macchio's gonna hunt you down. No, no, I said That motherfucker's from Jersey. He's gonna get you. I know. You kinda talk shit though too. 140 00:22:49,279 --> 00:22:58,064 That was a mistake. You said Hillary Swink way outdid Ralph Balcio's bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, so see, you also talk shit. He's gonna come after you too. 141 00:22:58,688 --> 00:23:11,983 Yeah, but Hillary Swank will defend me. That's my hope. That's that's my vision of a karate kid movie right there. There you go. We talk shit about Daniel LaRusso and then we have to have Hillary Swank. 142 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:24,496 Fucking defend us. But Hillary Swake won't because we don't remember her character's name. You know what though? Ralph Macchio was the fucking king in uh that blues guitar movie uh Crossroads. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. 143 00:23:24,544 --> 00:23:30,544 Yeah. Where he was like the blues guitar player, like a Juliart trained musician. He's really good in that. 144 00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:46,607 And he worked really hard. I mean, like, I don't know if he was like a full like he was a guitar player before he did that movie. Yeah. But like he actually looks like he's playing all the stuff that they show him playing in that. Yeah. So he worked really hard to make that into it. What is she doing? 145 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:51,920 Oh, she's leaving'cause she's a pilot now. Yeah. 146 00:23:52,640 --> 00:24:03,375 Wait, so she did hook up with scientists dad, huh? Is that the same lady? Maybe it's better if it stays that I don't know. I honestly don't know. 147 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:21,039 No, I can't agree. I so pay little attention to the humans in this. Yeah, I mean'cause the I'm over here fucking with a zombie G.I. Joe figure that I have, like just waiting for some kaijus to come up.'Cause this is You really are, yeah. We all we all have our little thing. I took his Yeah. 148 00:24:21,519 --> 00:24:25,359 That's called nutcase. 149 00:24:27,039 --> 00:24:39,311 So when that was given to me? Yeah. Um there was instructions in the box. And then you lost him? No, no, I purposely threw them away.'Cause you don't want to know. No, I want to figure it out on my own. Yeah. 150 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,807 What are you supposed to do? 151 00:24:42,432 --> 00:24:50,192 Uh those nuts that are in the middle, you're supposed to turn them and if you get them into the right kind of position, the bigger outer edges will slide apart. 152 00:24:50,768 --> 00:25:02,799 Yes, Prime Minister. Okay. There's supposed to be something inside and you have to figure out how to open it by turning those little figured it out? Yeah, multiple times. Okay. 153 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:10,448 There's a little trick you can do to make it easier, but I don't want to tell you'cause you can just keep fidgeting with it too. Yeah, that's all. 154 00:25:13,824 --> 00:25:25,135 It says that life has to be lived with Finds a way. Jeff Goldblum comes in with a glass of water. I'd like to tell you. 155 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,200 Playing a it uh finds way. 156 00:25:30,271 --> 00:25:41,296 Thank you, Jeff Gobloom. You're welcome. The way he explains that shit to Laura Dern with a drop of water is super creepy. 157 00:25:42,367 --> 00:25:46,415 That character is super sleazy. Oh super sleazy. 158 00:25:48,096 --> 00:25:59,023 Jeff Goldblum loves playing those people. And he slings dick everywhere throughout the entire goddamn any movie he's in as that character. 159 00:26:00,655 --> 00:26:04,720 As long as this country is threatened by Godzilla. 160 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:10,000 We can't give up our only defense. It would be suicidal for us. 161 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:24,336 Okay, whenever the twins show up in these movies and they ask you to do something or something bad will happen and then you choose to not do it, you are now culpable for what happens. Yeah, but he's trying. 162 00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:40,079 I mean he can't do anything else that other bring the info guy can make those decisions. Yeah. So that guy's actually being bad. That's who I'm talking to. Oh, okay. I didn't know. I thought you were talking about the old man. No. This they do they do gamma dirty in this. 163 00:26:41,791 --> 00:26:47,663 Is that who's that? That's supposed to be Gamera from the Gamera movies. No, they fucked Gamera up. 164 00:26:48,192 --> 00:27:00,367 They don't even give Gamera a fight, he just shows up on the beach dead. That's fucked up, man. Godzilla just murdered him. They did shit to our goddamn Gamera. They did Gamera dirty. That's the friend to all children. 165 00:27:00,736 --> 00:27:07,951 Take a good look. I'm okay with it by the way. Oh really? Yeah, but still, they did gamma jerky. Some of the monsters are even bigger than that. 166 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:16,528 If I were a bigger gamma fan, I'd probably be more offended, but 167 00:27:17,728 --> 00:27:26,064 A cameibus, right? Oh, a specialist? Gamera. It was first found on Selgio Island, discovered by Dr. Mia. 168 00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:37,711 Yeah. Megalomata mata. Giant sea turtle. I want one of those hats. The injury? Right here it has D 169 00:27:41,039 --> 00:27:51,759 Oh wow, he didn't even bite his throat out, he just scraped it. Some kind of giant predator, I'd say. Yeah. Like another. They're doing gamer a mega dirty here. Yes. 170 00:27:53,056 --> 00:27:58,736 I don't know. They're doing they're taking a swipe at Gamera with this. Yeah, they really are. Yeah. Oh, a swipe? 171 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:09,872 This is a full on dunking on camera right now. This is a full fledged roast. This is a roast of gamma. Yeah, camera has been roasted. Yeah. Oh shit, look at Americans. This is great. 172 00:28:09,791 --> 00:28:19,087 Sonar, confirm acoustics print. Listen to the listen to the voice actors trying to make themselves sound American. Pretty man-asque. 173 00:28:19,215 --> 00:28:26,799 Yeah. I like the little white cuffs over all their their headphones. 174 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:35,920 I'm convinced this is the US Navy by his hat. Yeah. Oh no! 175 00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:43,599 Godzilla's gonna make a slow radiation leak out of that zone. 176 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:59,440 See this film predicted the orcas attacking mega yachts. Yes, and I am I am in full support of orcas. Attacking megayachts? Yes. 177 00:29:01,152 --> 00:29:15,471 If we can't get the job done, maybe Mother Nature will go ahead and take out billionaires. Or at least push'em into bunkers. Yeah. Well the rest of us don't. 178 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:32,688 Only carbon in that crystal form gives enough power. Nothing else can replace it. A USB Diamond level power. Power The power of diamonds. Yes. 179 00:29:35,935 --> 00:29:37,327 I love Godzilla. 180 00:29:37,471 --> 00:29:51,119 So far they've found no trace. Did you see did you hear how big of a diamond he said he needed it was big. Ridiculous. Like billions. It can move without absolute season. Like it's we're not talking about like some diamond butt plug. We're talking about 181 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:57,455 Something real. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bigger. 182 00:29:57,632 --> 00:30:04,271 Wait a minute. Like I we haven't even done the final checkup yet. No, no, no. It's quite true, sir. 183 00:30:04,415 --> 00:30:16,175 I was gonna go really gross in describing a sex toy and now I'm not gonna do it. You know what? 184 00:30:16,688 --> 00:30:31,599 Yeah, I really do dig the badge on their helmets. Yeah. That's very cool. That is cool. Enough talk about your gross sex toy fetish. Yeah. I don't have the time. Well let's talk about your cute ear fetish, you motherfucker. There are no cute ears on screen, so there's no point. 185 00:30:33,951 --> 00:30:48,112 No, yeah, now I want a hat with that symbol on it. Not those ones. Yeah. Now the the hard hat symbol, I want that on a hat. Yeah, the hard hat badge is much better than the JSX or J X S D S whatever hats here. 186 00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:55,599 That dude does have mega chat energy. Totally. Look at him sitting there up against the wall, arms folded. Yeah. 187 00:30:55,839 --> 00:31:00,559 What is it? Maybe you're just scared of fighting Godzilla. 188 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:14,640 Yoshi, come on. Look, Akiba. I've worked here for over four years. You hear me? No one knows Meka G better than me. 189 00:31:16,688 --> 00:31:28,720 Don't mix it with a professional fighter. Wow. Damn. Total Mega Chad. Yeah, Mega Chad like by a billion. 190 00:31:30,048 --> 00:31:36,624 Isn't it like a World War Two thing that they're only allowed to have military that protects their the like their homeland, like a national guard kinda? Yeah. 191 00:31:37,023 --> 00:31:43,536 That's what it is. It's like a national guard. So to choose uh as 192 00:31:43,488 --> 00:31:57,327 After they got nuked twice they decided warmongering wasn't really for them, the new governments that took over, and to keep themselves safe, they made themselves pacifists. Now they do have a national guard, but they cannot protect against 193 00:31:57,759 --> 00:32:09,776 hardly really anything. That's why American there are so many American bases. They outsourced we we get their kind of like their technology and all that kind of stuff and we have trouble with that offer protection. 194 00:32:10,223 --> 00:32:19,599 Interesting. 195 00:32:20,288 --> 00:32:28,592 So there isn't such a thing as a Japanese self defense force at all there? They don't have any military s presence in this I'm not exactly positive on that. Okay. 196 00:32:28,976 --> 00:32:41,200 But I do know I do know that they're That's the kind of thing you would know though. You would be the kind of person I would ask. 197 00:32:45,087 --> 00:32:58,576 This is the quietest mic arm I've ever owned. And uh and the one thing that we get out of it is we can have as almost as many bases as really we want in around the Japan area, which helps us out with 198 00:32:59,695 --> 00:33:14,319 You know, being ready to go in spots around there if need be. Quite honestly, we have a little problem. It helps with our colonialism. Yeah, I mean if for a sense, yes, exactly. You're you're not wrong. 199 00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:22,160 Um man, I bet that cigarette looks really good to you right now. 200 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:36,271 That guy's working, that's yeah. Although he lit it really horribly. That guy doesn't smoke. No, but the thick smoke coming off of that, you just want to drag, I can tell. 201 00:33:37,344 --> 00:33:48,016 That and the zippo lighter. Uh the sound of a zippo lighter. It's I have one as a fidget toy on my desk uh that I use for when I work from home. Oh nice. Yeah. 202 00:33:48,448 --> 00:33:57,488 I'm about to merge that. So you tell that guy's in a smoker, he lit it, never took one drag and then put it out. What the fuck was that? Cocktease for smokers. 203 00:33:58,928 --> 00:34:10,000 That's just a waste of money. By that point, cigarettes were getting expensive in Japan. And everywhere else. Yeah, more there though. I believe it. Uncle. 204 00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,271 Hi. Well then. What else? What did you reply? 205 00:34:20,032 --> 00:34:30,672 So the m underling mechanic did try and no one's listening. That's how it goes. 206 00:34:31,824 --> 00:34:36,880 Now maybe we'll scrap it. So either way, it's a selfish decision. 207 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:43,599 Whatever. It's up to you now. You do. This is totally a clip. Yeah. 208 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:58,480 This is red 29er.329. Red 29er. What were you calling me from a walkie-talkie? A giant creature has been. You're a Niner in there? Present heading is northwest. Surfacing! 209 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:09,519 Alright. Here we go. Really love the head sculpt in this one. If this is the one that I'm thinking of. He should have the scar in his chest from the last movie. 210 00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:27,344 Fire it will And I always have a hard time remembering which lizard it is that has the spines coming off like that. Yeah. And it's a bearded dragon that I always try to remember. Oh there you go. How they have the little spiky bits on their heads that come off. They're like the little bits of bone protruding out. 211 00:35:28,016 --> 00:35:30,639 Target locked on. Fire! 212 00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:34,480 It's gonna be really funny if I got the wrong movie. 213 00:35:42,159 --> 00:35:45,039 Right rudder! Right rudder! 214 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,400 It's emerging again, sir. 215 00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,760 Prepare torpedoes. Prepare torpedoes! 216 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:53,679 Launcher ready. 217 00:35:57,039 --> 00:36:02,320 Ooh, rough CG. Yeah, that's a little rough. Not so great. 218 00:36:02,559 --> 00:36:14,032 I'd be really heartbroken if I looked over and we weren't actually recording. Yeah, I I'd be like, what the fuck man? I've got to go Cort. We're done. 219 00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:24,239 I'm not doing this half hour again though. Tell me, if Godzilla does attack, and if Mecca Godzilla goes out to stop it, 220 00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:30,960 Mothra will come to protect us, huh? Man, he's sitting like an abused kid. Yeah, well, they all do. 221 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:43,920 All those kids in every one of these movies, uh all like just the epitome of just being abused or neglected. Well yeah, that's how you get a child actor to be a child actor. Yeah. Abuse and neglect. 222 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,159 Godzilla heading north. 223 00:36:50,639 --> 00:37:01,679 We'll fight it there. You mean fight it on land, sir? We have to try to minimize damage, Lieutenant! We'll fight him in the air! We'll fight him at sea! Put the Japanese self-defense force. 224 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:11,088 I feel like if Godzilla were real, Japan should be allowed to have whatever military they need to defend against that. Yeah. 225 00:37:11,215 --> 00:37:26,215 I would think so. But you know what? If Godzilla was real, there's no way the United States would have already found a way with uh you know, of building on its own special force and then just patrolling Japan for them. Whether they want us or not. Yeah, whether they want us. 226 00:37:26,215 --> 00:37:37,679 If you don't think we don't want some of that sweet Godzilla DNA to try to fuck around with, well then you haven't met America, sir. Oh wait, you got a Godzilla. 227 00:37:38,159 --> 00:37:46,800 Yeah we do. Ah. Sounds like you need some freedom out there in Japan. We we already have freedom. Uh not America kind. 228 00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:54,000 We be the freedom for making your own decisions for yourselves. Yeah, that should be us. 229 00:37:54,480 --> 00:38:09,480 I never get tired of seeing the citizens running in fear. Yeah. This is basically what everybody pictures. 230 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:22,568 Yeah. But where does she come from? 231 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,271 Go to the biggest thing. That's her des I mean that's his daughter, but 232 00:38:28,152 --> 00:38:40,552 That's the mother of the little kid that's been living with the grandpa. I gotcha, okay, okay. Alright, alright. Okay. Hmm. 233 00:38:42,088 --> 00:38:53,039 Hmm. Okay. If you're my uncle. Look out one. Okay, so then that's cousins to the other kid. Alright, gotcha. Alright. Target moving into the harbor. 234 00:38:54,239 --> 00:39:03,983 Which is I was trying to do the math. Yeah, I think the little kid is actually the second cousin, but he keeps calling him uncle to irritate him. To the the the mechanic guy. 235 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:14,096 Yeah and then the McMahon guy calls the old man uncle because it's actually his uncle. Uncle, but that is the old man's daughter who just came to rescue him. Yeah. 236 00:39:14,255 --> 00:39:19,920 This is awesome. Got the little merchant from the water. Yeah. Check it out. So shit. 237 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:26,159 This is why I wanted to have Godzilla emerging from water ha water all around from my tattoo. 238 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:30,960 Yep, this is the one I was thinking of. The scar on the chest. 239 00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:36,239 So yeah, they have the like see it's a little more spiny in spots. 240 00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:41,519 I really like the head on this one. 241 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:58,320 I have this figure too. Let's kill him. Let's kill this motherfucker again. Redeployment. All infantry units, point B. 242 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,639 SSM1 in place confirmed. Rolling back to point B, over. 243 00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:11,760 They always ask how kill Godzilla. They never ask why kill Godzilla. Why ask why? Gotta try Bud Dry. 244 00:40:14,639 --> 00:40:19,440 Why?'Cause we're human beings. That's why we're killing things. 245 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:28,559 Things exist and we're human beings. Things exist and we're human beings, and if other things other than us exist, we gotta find a way to kill it. 246 00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:44,400 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Come on! Hurry up! Quickly! Follow the ball! Oh man, he's trying to run up scream! That's not good. 247 00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:52,079 Oh man, this kid's getting fucked up. No, this kid's trying to call Mothra. Uh-oh. 248 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:04,559 Oh, not just mazers, we now have hyper mazers. Oh hyper mazers. Nice. 249 00:41:05,519 --> 00:41:06,960 Oh they're even a different color. 250 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:16,079 Fire! And they're aiming for the wound on the chest. Oh that's smart. It's efficient. It's where they have the best hope of doing damage. 251 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:24,688 Sss Aim center mast. Uh oh. Yeah, you're dead. Thanks for the memories, fellas. Yeah. 252 00:41:25,007 --> 00:41:35,760 Even though they weren't so great. Sorry, I'm saying that I'm not sure. I know. That's why I looked at you with anger. That was Fallout Boy too. It was even worse than new metal. 253 00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:41,039 I don't even know if I have really paid attention enough to hate that. Yeah. 254 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:55,440 Let him walk through it. Walk through it. Oh I love it. I love it when roads and bridges are toppled. And trains. Yep. Godzilla really hates trains. Fucking hates trains, man. 255 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:11,280 Godzilla's a sleeper cell for the American car industry. No traits. Gotta buy a car. I think it's because it seems like a giant snake slithering and he just has to kill it. Yeah. Eeehaw. 256 00:42:11,519 --> 00:42:18,447 I'm all charged up. Oh, he's about to get 257 00:42:18,623 --> 00:42:31,952 Wait, Grandpa! So, er, I err. Thank God we're reporting all that's a good g I like it. 258 00:42:32,559 --> 00:42:35,280 Great shots. 259 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:53,039 Oh. I don't remember this being a thing, but apparently it is. There's a symbol to call Mothra. Yeah. It's like m the Mothra single. Hey, what's that? Yeah, it's kind of a Mothra signal. Yeah. 260 00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:02,639 There's an old man. But they did have that like in stone in a lot of the Mothra temples and stuff, so what's that sign? 261 00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:07,440 I personally don't really remember the whole summoning thing or not. 262 00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:20,880 Yeah. 263 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:30,960 The puppetry for her wings is really well done too. I like the ripple that it does in some of them flaps. Look at how pretty Mathra is. 264 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,760 She's got the cutest little antenna. 265 00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:39,599 Mother's like, what's up homies? You called? What are we doing? 266 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:45,840 What's up kid? 267 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,487 I'm not here to save you, you're all doomed. Doomed the sky is okay. 268 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:08,880 We are not gonna make it. All units, maximum alert. No, we're not gonna make it. No. Make it with two kaiju. 269 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:13,199 God that fucking look 270 00:44:13,679 --> 00:44:28,679 So we're doing those and then there's another head that has a little bit of the the protrusions of bone. Yeah. 271 00:44:28,679 --> 00:44:33,360 that uh I really like too that we're gonna use, but it's gonna be kind of a combination of that. 272 00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:50,280 After I got the tattoo done, Bev kept pretending that Godzilla was like a cat and was like scratching under his chin and stuff. And then she would make a joke like, Ow, he bit me. Like whenever she was doing the aftercare putting lotion or whatever on my back. 273 00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:54,000 Every time you made that joke. 274 00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:01,679 If you had to name your kid after one kaiju, which one would it be? 275 00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:12,239 I don't know if I want to name a kid Godzilla, that's weird. Yeah, I mean maybe Zilla? No, cause that's just you're setting them up for failure to name them after Zilla. Yeah. 276 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:23,503 Okay, sir. Yeah, the pose that I referenced for Mothra being on top of Godzilla's head for the uh plushes I have are. Oh he takes out another bridge. Yeah. 277 00:45:23,456 --> 00:45:27,632 Mothra basically Vazo slides him into a bridge. 278 00:45:28,864 --> 00:45:39,088 Godzilla The Prime Minister has ordered us to be on standby. What other kaiju names? Continue the checking. Would you name a kid Ghidorah? Dismiss. 279 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:49,072 Well, I wouldn't name the kid King. Yeah, no, King. Like that maybe his name first name's King, middle name Ghidorah. Psyop. No. 280 00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:55,952 I just don't think you should name a kid after a kaiju as well, maybe. Yeah, I'm starting to think that's not a good one. 281 00:45:56,288 --> 00:46:07,472 None of the names really work well for, you know, modern no like just everyday society. What's up, Mothra? No, I see that don't work. I mean, you see what happened when Frank Zappa named his kid Dweezel. 282 00:46:08,623 --> 00:46:14,639 Well, nothing really. Actually, yeah, I think he's all right. But I mean still I bet for a little bit that was awkward. 283 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:26,896 You're not gonna have a very easy childhood going to school and being named something strange like from a kaiju film. 284 00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:30,831 I don't know, maybe. Probably didn't even have to go to high school. 285 00:46:32,159 --> 00:46:44,112 Well then, they don't want us to use Mecca Godzilla. I mean, he should. Well people should be educated, but I mean, let's let's face it, public school is essentially an indoctrination class. 286 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:57,552 It's true, but homeschooling also seems to be a great indoctrination class as well. Yeah, that's why all education should be balanced by self-education at the public library. There you go. 287 00:46:58,063 --> 00:47:05,519 Cause there's some motherfucking pirates. You see that? Rip that leg off. Threw her into a building. 288 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:09,119 Damn, he tore out a leg. 289 00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:19,920 You know, I think this mother's gonna die. And then then we're gonna have the larva. Another one's gonna be reborn. Yeah, then we're gonna have a larva coming. Time to get you high. 290 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,719 I'm trying. I'm drinking this drink. Making me feel weird. Godzilla. 291 00:47:26,639 --> 00:47:34,800 So you're saying I should slow down? No, you're fine. You're not driving anywhere. What do you care? Actually, I'm not fine. 292 00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:50,159 Are you freaking out, man? A little bit, yeah. Yeah. I'm having a hard time paying attention. That's where I like to live. Once it loses its scales, it won't be able to stay airborne. 293 00:47:53,039 --> 00:47:54,960 Shun, let's go. 294 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:06,480 Yeah, the whole Godzilla Mothra battle for Earth with Batra. Yeah. I think Mothra gets to live in that because Batra is the one that sacrifices themselves. 295 00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,719 Yeah, we're about to have some larva and some sacrifices. 296 00:48:13,199 --> 00:48:17,039 They're singing their song. I'd eclip this. 297 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:25,039 Well we don't have to stop uh step over it that much. We can let it go a little. 298 00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,639 This feels like Enya's version. 299 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:44,784 It's really beautiful though. 300 00:48:45,295 --> 00:48:53,360 This era of new age is a good thing. Yes. Yeah. But who can say? 301 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,199 Only time. 302 00:48:58,639 --> 00:49:05,360 Wow, that is the worst. That is the worst, yeah. You should not do that ever again. You should never, never try to do any. 303 00:49:09,199 --> 00:49:12,559 Yeah, this is beautiful, actually. It's quite quite lovely. 304 00:49:13,519 --> 00:49:18,800 He's building up! 305 00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:34,760 I feel like Glorious Sacrifice is Mothra's superpower. Yeah. Instead of s instead of atomic breath, it's Glorious Sacrifice for some odd reason is what Mothra does. 306 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,599 Oh, yeah. 307 00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:42,320 Yeah, I mean that's just her superpower. And then she's reborn from that like a phoenix. Yep. 308 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:47,119 Oh, monster's still alive. 309 00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:52,880 Yeah, but the scales are weakening her. She's using that to hurt him. 310 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:05,840 That PCP that's driving him wild is uh also slowly ending her life. Yeah. Mothra's wings have been injured. Oh that angel dust. Mothra is continuing its attack. 311 00:50:13,423 --> 00:50:27,920 Man, that power surge has still got me jacked up and I'm still looking to make sure the recorder's right. I know, right? Everything's running. We can't stay idle. I'm really worried. If we do. And we've lost anyway. At least we'll know. You mean? 312 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:36,559 It's gonna be weird to edit this. Yeah. It's gonna be fun. For the final battle, gentlemen. 313 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:47,536 Prepare to launch Mecha Godzilla. Mechaji control, ready to program vectoring. So they're gonna use Mecha Godzilla one last time before they return the boat. 314 00:50:47,983 --> 00:50:54,320 White herons. One and two. Well yeah, Mothra's just buying them time at this point. Akiba. 315 00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:57,679 Listen, the final check couldn't. 316 00:50:58,159 --> 00:51:02,480 If you're fighting at close quarters, try to bear that in mind. 317 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,760 Don't worry, Chujo. With my skill, I can overcome any maintenance problems. 318 00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:15,440 Uh no you can't, dude, if your rudders and shit aren't working. Fuck it, what a chad. What a fucking mega chad. Ugh. 319 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,239 Nope. Just take care of it. Will ya? 320 00:51:22,639 --> 00:51:25,519 He's tough, but a little bit reckless. 321 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,760 Yeah, she's totally into him. Oh yeah, way into him. 322 00:51:33,679 --> 00:51:41,360 Got but he's gotta start sacking up here and you know showing some self-confidence and tried to talk to her. Something, right? 323 00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,719 He's mumbling to himself. Nutsoid. 324 00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:49,039 All systems operation. 325 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,920 É cacao de luz. 326 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,760 Ready for left. 327 00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:17,840 Gorgeous. Yeah. And again, those helmets with that symbol, man. I want that on a hat. I'm going to try to find that and have a hat made. 328 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,760 Releasing restraints. 329 00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:33,199 Just use a modern day uh T shirt on print on demand service and just print one for yourself and then you don't have to worry about it. Exactly. 330 00:52:33,679 --> 00:52:38,000 I do that a lot for some of my shit. Mega G lift. 331 00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:48,559 A lot of those print on demand services are using the iron on stuff though that I don't like as much. Yeah. 332 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:52,880 But I'm cool with just doing a hat. 333 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,280 My Godzilla hat. 334 00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:58,639 Mechagodzilla hat Mechagodzilla hat 335 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:13,007 Technically Kiru. Although they don't call him Kiru in this, you notice they call him Mecca Godzilla, don't they? Yeah. They just were trying to get that too. I think they realized how dumb that was. Or they just didn't dub it that way this time. 336 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,320 Wait. You need a car. Take mine. 337 00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:22,159 I'll report it stolen later. 338 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:30,800 A Honda. Nice. Reliable cars, Honda. I'll take your word for it. 339 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,199 Especially the accord. 340 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:49,711 Do you have like a quota you're trying to fill here? What do you need? All the products you're endorsing on these fucking commentaries? Beautiful explosions. That looks terrific. Oh, nice. Yep. Yeah. Tokyo Tower is hit! 341 00:53:50,128 --> 00:53:59,599 It's falling Tokyo Tower is no more, I tell you. Oh no. oh they're gonna get stoned yeah 342 00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:14,960 Oh shit. I don't know if Mother can take another blast. I don't think so. That was brutal. Oh. Godzilla, sometimes you're a dick. Yep. 343 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,199 Well he already bit off one of her front legs. I know. 344 00:54:22,639 --> 00:54:24,559 There we go. 345 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,880 The target's in sight. Here we go. 346 00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,119 Toe harness. Toe harness. 347 00:54:36,559 --> 00:54:48,079 Oh, look at those feet picks from Mecha Godzilla, that's nice. I didn't know you were a mecha feet guy. You can make a lot of money on uh uh o only fans doing that shit. 348 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,320 Especially if you get Quentin Tarantino interested. 349 00:54:58,159 --> 00:55:00,079 It's moving! 350 00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,360 Fire! One! Roger! 351 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:10,639 Okay. Try this on for all systems are Oklahoma, sir. 352 00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:20,239 Damn dude, the explosions and fire play off that soon. 353 00:55:22,159 --> 00:55:29,360 It's a good mix of composited in missile fire and then actual explosions coming off the suit. Yeah. 354 00:55:34,639 --> 00:55:38,480 The practical explosions are what really sell it though. 355 00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:47,952 Oh, always practical is what's gonna sell everything. Oh, it's a Honda element though. Uh it's a oh yeah, it's just an element. Uh I'm not so sure what the elements do. 356 00:55:48,992 --> 00:55:52,335 That's why the guy gave him the keys. He's like, Here, get rid of this for me. 357 00:55:52,639 --> 00:56:01,744 I drive a box, man. Here, take this car and get it smashed up by a kaiju. Can you please? Can you please? I have that in my insurance coverage. 358 00:56:02,032 --> 00:56:13,519 Well you if you're gonna live in Japan, kaiju smashing is definitely something you look good. You know how expensive it is. It's kinda like trying to get flood insurance in Florida. You can't. 359 00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:23,599 That's why you have to build your structure as flood-proof as possible. Yep. 360 00:56:25,039 --> 00:56:26,480 Here he goes 361 00:56:33,679 --> 00:56:37,039 Well Godzilla just fire through the building next. Yep. 362 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:55,280 Oh ring down fire Yeah he should just really fire through the building Death Oh here it's coming from above Oh yep here you go Death through a building! 363 00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:14,480 Oak, check it out, check it out. Oh, he's coming through the building! Hey, that looks like the same building he walked through last time. They're like, Jesus Christ! 364 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:21,199 What do you guys make? Godzilla action figures and he keeps wrecking it. 365 00:57:22,639 --> 00:57:30,800 Oh Mothra's like Bishlap. Awww. But sacrifice. It happens. 366 00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:36,079 I think the spirit of Mothra is about to possess something. 367 00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:50,000 And she has no ears. She has antennas. Which are adorable. 368 00:57:50,239 --> 00:58:02,896 Nope, see the new eggs get ready to Yeah, mother's about to die, so the new one needs to hatch. Yep. I bet you we get a double larva situation. Oh, double larva? 369 00:58:04,208 --> 00:58:14,000 Oh, oh, oh. Oh, is the larva gonna bukagi Godzilla? Of course. Awesome. Just full facial. 370 00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:27,440 Up we do have a double team. Oh look at that. Oh my god, we're gonna have to have a double teaming of facial of facials in the world. Yeah, it's it's gonna definitely be a bukkake now. Yep. 371 00:58:31,936 --> 00:58:44,400 It would have been cool. I don't think we get to see it in this, but it would have been cool if they both cocoon up but they both turn into mothras but they look different. Yeah. And one would be a Batra and one would be a Mothra. Or they cocoon up together and become Mega Mothra? 372 00:58:44,639 --> 00:58:55,728 Ultra Megamatra. Ultra Megamathra, like twice the size of original Mothra. But like if we do get a Mothra out of this, one of them is gonna die and then the other one will cocoon up. Yeah. But I don't think we have enough time. I think 373 00:58:56,416 --> 00:59:10,927 Yeah, with only a half hour left, I don't think we're gonna get a cocooning. No, I don't think so. I think we're gonna have a Bukaki in final battle with uh with the Kiru. And then then we'll bury Mechamugah. Yeah. Well he won't be buried, he'll just go back to the ocean. Yeah and return the bones. 374 00:59:11,472 --> 00:59:19,760 The bones. You did remove the bodies. You moved the headstones, but you left-lift the bodies! 375 00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:34,704 On an island, sir. Two large targets attacked. Trying to drive that thing around. You know what I was just thinking of is that episode of Thirty Rock where they try to design a new oven? 376 00:59:34,751 --> 00:59:40,688 With Jack, he gets all the people together. Yeah. And at one point in time they end up designing the Honda element. The Honda. 377 00:59:40,927 --> 00:59:53,168 And like Jack's like congratulations, we've just designed the Honda element. It's one of my favorite gags from that series. I don't know why, but it just makes me laugh every time. Honda though, still a fine car. 378 00:59:53,280 --> 01:00:06,351 Except for the element. Yeah. Maybe. Just get a a cord. You're gonna be happy. It's a nice sedan. Arm unit. Jettison. Sedans are hard to find these days. Everything's trying to be a crossover. Even my car, really. 379 01:00:06,751 --> 01:00:07,728 Fire one. 380 01:00:08,112 --> 01:00:23,112 That and then the flavors of Diet Mountain Dew. All the caffeine, zero the calories. Diet Mountain Dew. You really are trying to sell shit. Like I don't understand how you're gonna get money for doing ads on 381 01:00:23,112 --> 01:00:41,775 my show. It's free. I'm not doing any ads. I'm just talking about the crisp, clean, tasty flavors of Diet Mount Do. Diet Mout Do. Do the do That's what podcasts have basically turned into. 382 01:00:42,175 --> 01:00:49,360 Where they're just called they just like and they they try to filter it into the story. Yeah. Of whatever they're talking about. 383 01:00:49,903 --> 01:00:57,519 And then they saw her grisly body hollowed out in the barn. But don't you get hollowed out on holiday savings? 384 01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:08,079 It is really that bad. It is. It's that bad. Yeah. Unbearable. Is grandpa dead or? Nah. 385 01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:18,159 Bitch, I'm your second cousin at best. I barely know you. That's why the kid calls him that'cause 386 01:01:19,599 --> 01:01:25,840 And now he's okay with it. Oh yeah, okay, Grandpa's alright. He ain't happy, but he's alive. 387 01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:41,199 I'm sure it didn't do good to his like, you know, loss of bone dancing. Oh here we go. Ah use of the tail. There we are. That was an excellent Mega G tail loop, I gotta say. I'm a fan. Wanna play dirty, do ya? 388 01:01:42,159 --> 01:01:50,800 Cuts is like bitch You're jacking my style, you're jacking my moves. 389 01:01:51,760 --> 01:02:01,840 Oh, it's a front body uh a back body slam, nice. Yeah, that was well executed. My bad. That was well executed. Uh-oh. 390 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:08,079 Sometimes I think they just have the suits empty when they do tosses like that. Probably. 391 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:14,320 I solved it. Oh hey, you solved it! There it is. Nice. 392 01:02:14,559 --> 01:02:25,391 Can we see it? Nope, because then you'll figure it out. I probably wouldn't. Actually, yeah, that's true. I probably I wouldn't figure it out. 393 01:02:25,583 --> 01:02:35,920 Yeah, now you can play with it again if you want. Control room. Giant worms are surfacing. Giant worms are surfacing. You l you s show some Mart Mothra lava some s respect. Yeah. 394 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,719 Come in aqui. 395 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:44,559 We've lost the controls! 396 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:13,840 We're both just sitting here like watching. What's gonna happen? Fuck. Sorry everyone, we forgot it was a commentary there for a second. Here comes your bukaki. 397 01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:22,000 They really are mocker. Yes, they are also. Yeah, because it's just they're raining semen from the sky. It's silk. 398 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:29,679 They're rainy thick ropes that come from the sky. Uh 399 01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:39,280 I prefer the versions of the show where I can edit you down a little bit. Yeah, I know. You're too much. Yeah, I really am. 400 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:51,760 Man, just incredible. Yep. All of the effects of this are really well done. Suits. 401 01:03:51,840 --> 01:04:01,775 Or whatever these are. I don't think there's a person in the Mothras. I think they're all puppetry. Yeah, but th okay, the puppetry's great then. Yeah, it's incredible. 402 01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:08,079 I honestly don't know, maybe there is a person in there but I don't know. No, I think it's I think you're right. I think it's puppetry. 403 01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:16,239 But it looks incredible. Oh, it's fantastic. Conceal is like what in the fuck is going on around here? 404 01:04:16,719 --> 01:04:31,719 Looks like all of Godzilla's head is being puppeteered by a side. Alright, here we go. The final sacrifice. The noble sacrifice. Literally burning like a phoenix. Like a phoenix, he shall rise from the ashes. Well she already has, because 405 01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:43,047 Her larva are there. Her power's going into her larva. Yep. Who are now sad, they watch the mommy die. And now their eyes are red. Well yeah, they're pissed off at what Godzilla did. It's time to bukaki the fuck out of'em. 406 01:04:43,384 --> 01:04:52,072 We are gonna cover you with our seeds, sir. Temporarily? No. You're a weird dude. I really am. We don't even have the minimum. It's not enough. 407 01:04:52,568 --> 01:05:00,936 Hey, hey, hey, just because you've got yourself into a zoned out state of highness doesn't mean that you can now start calling me a weird dude. 408 01:05:01,143 --> 01:05:15,016 Yeah, you're that you're right there. That's nice. I'm a qualified I told you that fifty milligrams is too much and I'm not even all the way through it. 409 01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:19,463 Yeah, this drink's after actually lasted you a while. 410 01:05:19,864 --> 01:05:24,744 Well sir I thought I was seeing the fairy in the mirror, man. 411 01:05:25,047 --> 01:05:28,519 And then getting hit by an EMP who that didn't help. 412 01:05:28,967 --> 01:05:43,119 This is the level of stone I like to be before we start talking about Appalachian ghost stories and stuff. Oh, there you go. Or before you go dousing into rabbit holes of conspiracy theories. Well, I don't enjoy that as much anymore now that they're all true. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Mostly. 413 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:59,791 Now I'm starting to wonder if we ever did go to the moon. I'm grateful to you, sir. No, Stanley Cooper definitely did not fake the moon landing. I don't think that was a thing. I think that's definitely was a thing. We have satellites in space. We made it to the moon. 414 01:06:00,416 --> 01:06:04,623 In fact we have so many space junk now we might be trapped in our own planet. 415 01:06:05,199 --> 01:06:16,239 Welcome to that thought. Yeah, there's dead monkey corpses floating up there in capsules all over the place. Yeah, a dead dog probably somewhere. Yeah, a few dead dogs. Yeah. Freeze-dried carcasses everywhere. Yep. 416 01:06:17,199 --> 01:06:24,400 The mob is using it. That's where Jimmy Hoffa is actually in space in orbit. He was launched to space. Yep. That is a good place to dispose of bots. 417 01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:36,400 Just say it. Maybe instead of burying them, they just launch'em. But next time get'em further away so it gets out of our gravitational pull to come back and circling around. Yeah. But even if they come down 418 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,527 I mean so it continues off into space. 419 01:06:44,784 --> 01:06:59,784 Away from the planet floating. It's the only way to be sure. Yeah. So explosive to the body. Just fire it into the sun. That's really why all the billionaires are obsessed with launching things into space. Yeah, they're launching bodies out. Yeah. Trying to cover up. 420 01:06:59,784 --> 01:07:02,320 Yeah. Murderous bastards. Mm-hmm. 421 01:07:06,639 --> 01:07:17,679 Every single one of those bullet hits looked incredible too. Yeah. Yeah, I like a spiky Godzilla. Ah, spiky Godzilla is always fun. He means he's mean. Come on. 422 01:07:19,840 --> 01:07:34,255 Yeah guys uh you might not be able to get around the city because you know there's been a kaiju fight happening for the last hour. Alright, where's Mecha Godzilla? Somewhere near Akashic. This guy's ready to take on chemical warfare. We'll take a detail. They both are. Alright, let's move out. Yes sir. 423 01:07:35,023 --> 01:07:45,519 You guys are ready for business. Find another route. It's business time in Japan. It's b time to get down to the business. Oh look, the mechanic's not gonna fuck around. No, he's getting on a motorcycle. 424 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:59,440 Alright, taking a motorcycle into a subway seems really, really dangerous and dumb. Yep. But fun. But also cool as hell. This guy's cool meters 425 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:13,360 Launching up. Well, he doesn't have to worry about the subway train running right now. Yeah. And all of the kaiju proof bunkers they usually show people going underground. Hey, nothing not for nothing. Whoever's flying that jet right there, that's a propilot, motherfucker. 426 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,640 I think we're about to get a uh larva latching onto a tail here. Yep. 427 01:08:19,119 --> 01:08:26,319 They always do this for comedic effects. Hiya! 428 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:31,600 Oh, there he missed it. Nice dive attack, but he missed it. 429 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:44,560 He rolled he or he rolled the two. Yeah, his initiative wasn't far enough ahead. There we go. What does this achieve? I don't understand this as a pain. As an attack. Yeah. 430 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,439 Uh oh. 431 01:08:48,399 --> 01:09:03,399 This is also why I thought it might not be a b a good idea to be underground during a kaiju fight. Yeah, the infrastructure isn't there to support all this. But they always show the kaiju bunkers being underground in other movies. Yeah. Probably deeper than that though. And thicker concrete. 432 01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,439 And you were right. 433 01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:30,895 Yeah, your average city street is not constructed to hold the weight of a kaiju. No. No, I mean fuck uh uh Omaha's now isn't you know maintained to hold a Honda Accord. A fine vehicle in sedan. 434 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:41,072 What was the truck? It was a truck and a car and a sedan, I think. It was a Toyota Tacoma truck. Yeah. But yeah, they both it was two of'em. 435 01:09:41,024 --> 01:09:51,728 Yeah. They went one minute looking at a street light, next minute people. Yeah, that made national news. Yeah. That's the only way we made national news in Omaha is'cause our sinkholes. And by the way. 436 01:09:52,192 --> 01:09:58,640 That's like number two in the last year. So we're all water main breaks, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 437 01:09:58,944 --> 01:10:02,256 Th there was one downtown now that feels left out because, you know. 438 01:10:05,087 --> 01:10:17,583 Getting all the intention. Oh, you should see some of the shit that happened in Pittsburgh, my man. Oh yeah. There's some sinkhole problems on McKnight Road that you wouldn't believe. Jesus. All my homies in Pittsburgh are like, Yins didn't forget us. Yep. Yep. 439 01:10:18,127 --> 01:10:26,319 Yeah. It got fucked up out there. McKnight Row got real fucked up. Really? Yeah. Jesus Christ. We're all just gonna fall into the earth. 440 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,720 Oh those are the twins. 441 01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:39,760 Matt only gets excited when he sees twins in pornos and Mothra films. 442 01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:45,039 Yeah, any other time I see him it creeps me out. Unless it's double mint. 443 01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:49,359 The singing makes you soothed. That is true. Double makeup. 444 01:10:52,479 --> 01:11:06,479 The only thing that breaks uh double make gum is mentos. The fresh maker. I've managed to locate Mecca Godzilla. Man, it was fun to throw mental mentos in a pop bottle and delicious mentos. 445 01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:17,199 Roger. Mentos. The fresh maker. Oh god damn, this is one giant commercial from you this week. 446 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:22,960 I'm just mesmerized by how good the effects are. Yes. Look at that. 447 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:30,159 They made him Toxic Avenger Roar. 448 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:35,439 Oh, right into the chest. Yeah, you're gonna die. 449 01:11:39,279 --> 01:11:51,279 What's he doing again? He's trying to fix uh yeah he's going into fix mectra guides all that he's right there now Looks like the arm. 450 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,127 The communication cables 451 01:11:54,640 --> 01:12:09,640 He's our main guy, the mechanic that's a good one. Well, I know who he is. I just didn't know what he was doing down there. But yeah, he's fixing Godzilla. Well he's proving that with his skills he can overcome any maintenance problem because he's an actual mechanic. 452 01:12:11,680 --> 01:12:17,456 We need a just an average root of the mill pilot. With mega chat energy. Yeah. 453 01:12:18,047 --> 01:12:25,167 Pilots. You know, I'm not a hundred percent certain, but I think I could probably land a plane if something happened to the pilot. 454 01:12:25,631 --> 01:12:38,992 I know for a fact you couldn't. That's my toxic masculinity. I think I could land a plane if something happened to the pilot. I hope no one ever listens to you ever. I really hope not. I'd have to really fight it. 455 01:12:39,376 --> 01:12:52,079 Something happened to the pilot. Now in the maintenance. Do we have a pilot on this plane? Roger. Slowly I start raising my hand, my wife grabs it. No, it's okay. No. This is a good thing. Now I know you're kidding. Here read me. 456 01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:58,800 I still think I can land a fucking plate. Oh, you're so full of shit. I can't open it. And I think I could take a bear in a fist fight. 457 01:12:59,279 --> 01:13:06,960 You know, you keep talking like that, I'm gonna wish you tried. Did we say you're not a bear though? 458 01:13:07,199 --> 01:13:16,207 Not like that. Oh, oh. I mean I'm wishing for your painful demise at the hands of fighting a bear. An actual bear, okay. 459 01:13:16,416 --> 01:13:19,184 The way you looked at me going, I wish you'd try 460 01:13:19,344 --> 01:13:33,359 Here's your uh bucoggy. Yeah, bucki. No, if I wanted to fight you, I would just tell you I want to fight you. Yeah. Well sometimes you get cute. 461 01:13:35,279 --> 01:13:38,159 I'm starting to feel like I wanna fight you. 462 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:51,119 Well that's just your toxic masculinity talking now, isn't it? My toxic trait is that I'm super annoyed by you. Well, I didn't tell you to get higher than the sun. 463 01:13:52,319 --> 01:13:56,752 No, but it was kind of implied. 464 01:13:57,087 --> 01:14:11,663 By the fact that you were driving yourself here. Yeah, right. Yeah. Okay, we'll take it from here. Now get out of there. Right? Oh yeah, he gets uh trapped in the maintenance house. So now he's gonna be trapped in Mekagadzilla? Yes. 465 01:14:16,079 --> 01:14:18,000 Have fun, buddy. 466 01:14:22,319 --> 01:14:27,600 That's the thing with mecha godzilla is in maintenance hatches. Whoever goes in there ends up getting stuck. 467 01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:45,840 Yeah, it got sprayed with some kind of uh acid or something and melted. But now it won't open after he got in there. Well, he's fucked. Well, he's dead, everybody. Let's forget about him. Unless he has plot armor. He might have plot armor. 468 01:14:48,239 --> 01:14:49,199 Chejo! 469 01:14:50,159 --> 01:14:55,920 I'm okay. I'm out of Mecca G. He's lying to get people to go. 470 01:14:56,399 --> 01:15:03,359 Go ahead. And now they're having Mecha G be piloted remotely from the plane. 471 01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:06,000 Pilot chair dead. 472 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:09,840 Roger. 473 01:15:10,319 --> 01:15:12,239 He's still alive. 474 01:15:13,199 --> 01:15:17,039 With his abilities he can overcome any maintenance problem. 475 01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:21,840 Was that you catching a fly? Yeah, that was me catching a fly. 476 01:15:22,319 --> 01:15:30,000 That was visually way more impressive than it sounded. Yeah, yeah, no, I know. Which really wasn't that great. 477 01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:32,880 Oh god. 478 01:15:36,239 --> 01:15:42,000 He's gonna fry that baby larva. No! And then he's gonna eat its barbecued husk. 479 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,359 I wonder how good that be. 480 01:15:47,760 --> 01:15:53,520 Well here comes Mecha Godzilla back again with his bullshit and half an eye. 481 01:15:56,399 --> 01:15:59,279 Compositing's a little rough in this shop, but still very cool. 482 01:16:09,359 --> 01:16:24,359 He's gonna be like a ladybug getting bounced around inside a jar in that be like uh with Jason whipped that girl all around the goddamn room and when the cop found her it was all just nothing but blood from ceiling to floor. 483 01:16:24,359 --> 01:16:25,199 Mm-hmm. 484 01:16:27,119 --> 01:16:29,520 Jason lives. You're welcome. 485 01:16:43,199 --> 01:16:57,967 I think that's the one the video game was based on'cause you're supposed to be protecting kids in a camp counselor situation. Actually, uh the video game was based off of that movie. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh. So for some reason I thought you said that was never mind. 486 01:16:58,207 --> 01:17:02,319 Oh yep, see he's 487 01:17:02,576 --> 01:17:17,576 Fucking he's full sorts of fucked up. But the cover they use the Kane Hotter looking Jason from seven. Yeah. Which is weird. Yeah, I don't know. But yeah, you're fighting as a camp counselor to protect the kids. Yep. And then purple Jason. 488 01:17:17,576 --> 01:17:23,279 Shows up with a weird tune. That's my favorite Jason is Purple Jason from that game. Yep. 489 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:38,159 My favorite has they made that downloadable content for the Friday the 13th multiplayer game that came out a while ago. Oh. Mecha Godzilla's fist here is removing scales. Yeah, it's like a drill now. 490 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:46,800 He's doing this without consent. Oh yeah, no means no 491 01:17:49,199 --> 01:18:00,239 Jeez. That's pretty believable. Yeah. That's uh that's gruesome. I'm feeling the pain of the Godzilla with that getting his crotch drilled out. 492 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:08,368 I wouldn't like that much either. No, man, that sucked. That felt look that looked like it felt horrible. Preparing hypermaser. Oh. 493 01:18:09,391 --> 01:18:16,560 Hypermaser. Yeah, this is what they needed the giant diamond for. Oh yes, the hypermaser. Fire! 494 01:18:18,479 --> 01:18:22,800 Oh, right into the hole. 495 01:18:23,279 --> 01:18:30,960 That's how sexual assault works, yes. Yes. Yeah. It's in the hole. Oh, and now they're attacking the chest too. 496 01:18:31,439 --> 01:18:46,439 I believe that's what we're seeing, yes. What the fuck man? I'm just trying to talk, alright? No, I know. I just want to keep looking at you and making you feel creeped out. Yeah, can you not? I need to maintain eye contact. Jesus Christ. 497 01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:56,328 Commentary. Why do you have to maintain eye contact while Godzilla is being violated? I don't know. Maybe it's soothing for me? No. Yeah, it shouldn't be. 498 01:18:57,064 --> 01:19:01,680 All right, here's where we're gonna get the whole montage to tell us about the bones. Yep. Yeah. 499 01:19:05,520 --> 01:19:09,359 Well more silly string 500 01:19:09,840 --> 01:19:20,399 It's really pretty though. It is. A little Terminator 2 feeling to that. Half an eye. I didn't know. Or Terminator, I should say. Looks like Mecha Godzilla doesn't want to fight. 501 01:19:23,279 --> 01:19:31,439 That's what we've been trying to say. Yeah, I mean everyone in the movie's been trying to tell you that. Literally, the twins have said that since they've shown up. Return the bones. 502 01:19:32,752 --> 01:19:47,279 Oh man, Godzilla's just covered now. Can you imagine how fucking uncomfortably hot that is in the suit that is now covered in what I assume is cotton to make it like look like that? Oh yeah. Ugh, the suit actor's gotta be dying in all of that. 503 01:19:50,159 --> 01:20:03,119 And how uncomfortable would it have to be to be in a mecha Godzilla suit with all that plastic, that hard plastic? Yeah, right? Yeah. Strapping garbage cans to you. Really seals in the flavor in there. Yeah. I'm sorry. 504 01:20:07,439 --> 01:20:13,199 Mothra hears you and Mothra has come to save you. Mothra's like, uh, it's all right. 505 01:20:15,119 --> 01:20:22,319 We so sing the song of our people. My cats do that every morning at around 3 a.m. Yeah. 506 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:36,239 They sing the song of their people outside my door because they want me to come play with a toy with them. Yeah, at 3 a.m. A lot. 507 01:20:37,680 --> 01:20:44,880 Did I hear the voice of the fairies? Not allowed to call them that anymore, sir. Dude, be cool. 508 01:20:45,359 --> 01:20:53,039 That's inappropriate. Human beings should recognize their mistakes and correct them. It's the only way they can redeem them. 509 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,720 That boomer isn't gonna redeem himself. 510 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:05,520 Just wants to figure out a way to steal more capital from the rest of us. 511 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:10,800 Take it easy on the office chair. I have to use that later. Sorry about that. 512 01:21:11,807 --> 01:21:21,231 What do you use this one for? Work. What do you use that one for? Pleasure Pleasure in here when I'm doing audio editing in here. 513 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:36,239 I'd move the chair back and forth. I did do that for a while. Sounds exhausting. It was. Roger. That's why I bought two. Alright. Damn. Everyone calm down. 514 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:44,880 Will come out tomorrow. 515 01:21:46,319 --> 01:21:48,720 You betcha bothered dollar. 516 01:21:49,199 --> 01:21:59,760 Just stop singing. I'm not singing, now I'm sp doing the spoken word. Yeah. You and William Shatner need to keep with the spoken word and the singing. 517 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:03,119 SHATTER! 518 01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:13,680 I don't believe it's only him, uh, George Takai, and uh 519 01:22:14,399 --> 01:22:20,623 God, I forget the actor's name we played Chekhov. Those are the only three left. Antonio Yeltsin. Yes. 520 01:22:21,344 --> 01:22:24,591 No, no, that's the young one. 521 01:22:24,815 --> 01:22:38,640 Thanks, Creep uh Jeep Grind Cherokee. Yeah. Fucking shit. Not a fine product that murdered Anton Yeltsin. Nope. Destroyed all the new uh universe Star Trek from there on out. We w we won't ever get another one ever again. 522 01:22:39,119 --> 01:22:46,319 So we just got the three movies. Never got to see the Enterprise A of that universe. That looked awesome. 523 01:22:52,079 --> 01:22:56,399 Oh, she's gonna take a wrapped up Godzilla and return him to the sea. 524 01:22:59,279 --> 01:23:14,279 Time to return to the sea. See, Mecha Godzilla can fly on its own. Yeah. Yet they ship him in with two planes every time. I they it is must be like to keep the. Fuel conservation, yeah. 525 01:23:14,279 --> 01:23:29,279 And imagine it's very, very expensive to fly her. Oh, I'm sure. Like the amount of fuel it takes. Yeah. Especially when you're hauling a Godzilla to his watery grave. Which is what's doing the carbon footprint that's leaving behind is massive. 526 01:23:29,279 --> 01:23:39,600 Yeah, but the uh radiation footprint that Godzilla leaves behind every time he stomps through land is also probably not good. So it's kind of a handoff trade-off kind of thing. 527 01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:43,920 I get it now. 528 01:23:44,399 --> 01:23:57,840 I think Mecha G wants to sync itself with Godzilla. We've already figured that out on our own, dude. We were all here. I just literally said that like seconds ago. Well welcome to the fucking show. Yeah, welcome to the party, pal. Yeah. Choo. 529 01:23:59,328 --> 01:24:00,144 Are you in there? 530 01:24:01,311 --> 01:24:05,488 Yeah, I'm in here. Please answer me too, Joe. Well, that's definitely Phil. 531 01:24:05,471 --> 01:24:16,463 fifty milligrams of THC in my system now. Coursing through your veins. And I'm already since I'm out starting to hit the puffers, so there's no way I can get out of it. 532 01:24:16,735 --> 01:24:25,775 You wanna stay in this here, but not here zone, you're in. Well, uh you taking a look at the world outside, do you blame me? Nope. Yeah. 533 01:24:27,536 --> 01:24:35,600 Why didn't you tell me before? If I'm not required to be sober for something, I'm not gonna be anymore. No, same. I tend not to. Too bad. 534 01:24:37,439 --> 01:24:42,064 I'll go down with the biggest one. 535 01:24:42,399 --> 01:24:44,144 Just get just hammered. 536 01:24:44,271 --> 01:24:59,271 I kind of mentioned it before, but I think I'm just gonna reiterate here. Yeah. I'm retiring my equipment uh after this. I'm just gonna get like a USB mic and record straight to the computer with my laptop. That's insane. I'm gonna be downsizing a lot of this 537 01:25:01,520 --> 01:25:14,479 So these commentaries represent the le the last of use of like probably even these mics for me. Really? Yeah, I think I'm just gonna get a straight up USB C mic, like a really fancy one. Oh okay. And I might sell off some of this stuff. I don't know. Oh wow. 538 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:18,800 This represents the last of the petty cats. 539 01:25:19,279 --> 01:25:24,079 Uh next episode will be the last this equipment will be used. That's crazy. Yeah. 540 01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:33,199 Because I've already like I'm pretty much ready to order the mic. I just am waiting for these to be done. Yeah. They're gonna start editing. 541 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:42,800 And then we get started on the Gene Wilder uh Richard Pryor team up movies from there. Oh look, he's gonna get out. And we're back to regular episodes. 542 01:25:44,720 --> 01:25:46,640 clips the whole Shiban. 543 01:25:48,079 --> 01:25:52,399 Oh, yeah no you can't fall from that height. You gotta wait till he gets lower. 544 01:25:53,359 --> 01:25:58,640 Yeah, but at the speed he's going he's gonna turn into hamburger no matter what. 545 01:26:01,039 --> 01:26:07,760 No, his best bet is to get caught midair even though the same thing would happen and he would splatter in physics. Yep, here we go. 546 01:26:13,520 --> 01:26:15,920 It's gonna tell him goodbye. Watch. 547 01:26:18,319 --> 01:26:20,720 Sayanara, yeah. Goodbye. 548 01:26:24,079 --> 01:26:25,520 See you later. 549 01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:28,880 Good job figuring it out. 550 01:26:29,359 --> 01:26:31,279 Yeah. 551 01:26:32,720 --> 01:26:41,359 Let it bury itself in a watery grave. I think so this could this is the best fucking uh yeah, he's gonna die. Best possible scenario. Yeah. 552 01:26:44,720 --> 01:26:59,720 You thought he was gonna die, but the pilot that's hot the trot for him. Oh that's the dude. I think that's the Chad. The Chad saved him? The Chad saved him with his skills. With his skills he overcame any maintenance problem. 553 01:26:59,720 --> 01:27:15,920 That's right. He got rescued by the Chad. He should have got rescued by the lady. I know, right? At least I thought it was the Chad. No, it's the Chad. They just showed him He just lamented that Mecha G is going to its watery grays. 554 01:27:20,000 --> 01:27:27,439 You know that greedy corporations are not going to leave that much technology strapped in the Gotzilla. They're going to try to dig that up. 555 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:42,479 Yeah. There's some American firm already wanting to get it in there. They're trying to remove at least the resources from the bones, even if they leave the bones. Right now the Sea of Japan is in danger of becoming communist, so we have to do something about that. Toot sweet. 556 01:27:42,368 --> 01:27:49,007 We also need to get samples from the watery grave of the Godzilla. 557 01:27:50,304 --> 01:27:55,600 For reasons. For reasons of freedom. For corporations to make money. 558 01:27:56,912 --> 01:28:05,840 A pledge allegiance to the corporation and to their bottom line. Mm-hmm. I don't know. For which it stands. 559 01:28:07,279 --> 01:28:11,119 Maybe a hollow. 560 01:28:16,975 --> 01:28:31,760 It will make a lot more in the future. I'm just waiting for him to get philosophical about how Godzilla is in each side of each and one of us. It's like we're all Godzilla. You know, Godzilla and I are not too different. 561 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:44,783 We both operate solely on our lizard brains. Yeah. We both destroy cities with our bad breath. Jesus Christ. Look at these two. Wiped out. They've been through some shit. Yeah. 562 01:28:45,648 --> 01:28:57,680 Their initiation into the Mothricult was not very gentle. No, no, that was a beating. You gotta get gang beaten to join the Mothra Cult. It's just the way it is. Mm-hmm. It's blood in, blood out. Yeah. 563 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:15,920 We still have the little stone though, so they're in. Yeah. The old man's like, God damn, way to bookend my life. Early part of my life, Mothra. End part of my life, more fucking Mothra beatings. 564 01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:26,224 Well he was able to escape the cult and he wanted back in. Well, listen, the beatings will continue until morale proves. 565 01:29:27,055 --> 01:29:35,600 Ah, the twins! Even though one's taller than the other, but it's fine. It's fine. No one said they were identical. 566 01:29:47,807 --> 01:30:01,615 Yeah, I'm really sad that the next movie just completely ignores this storyline because some of this stuff is really cool. And he was saved by the Mega Chad. Yeah, Mega Chad, baby. So I would maintain he was saved by the person who loved him most. I think Mega Chad was persisting too much. 567 01:30:02,671 --> 01:30:10,159 I'm the one who saved your ass. Why don't you ever love me? I'm Mega Chad. And of course. 568 01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,560 My co-pilot. 569 01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:23,600 They're all gonna end up in bed together a three-way. At least that's how I'm writing it in my head, Canon. Same here, same here. You showed great. 570 01:30:24,079 --> 01:30:37,520 And the Mothra twins are singing them encouraging songs. Watching watching on a on a nightstand singing a song while all three of'em hook up. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's hot. 571 01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:40,399 That's how you end this fucking movie. 572 01:30:47,119 --> 01:30:50,960 And to finish, Sam bricks in Frodo's mouth. 573 01:30:52,399 --> 01:30:53,359 With this. 574 01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:55,279 So come hither eyes. 575 01:30:59,119 --> 01:31:09,680 And we're out folks. Here we go. That's the ending of the film. We end with Sam Bricks and Frodo's mouth. 576 01:31:09,920 --> 01:31:19,503 We end with a three way and the twins watching. I'm comfortable, that's a good thing. 577 01:31:20,560 --> 01:31:31,279 Yeah. Everyone's getting a piece of everyone. Y'all means all y'all. Yeah. Yeah. It's all. All or nothing. Well, y'all have a great week. We're fucking done. 578 01:34:51,920 --> 01:34:52,880 Thank you.