This week, Chris unlocks a world of limitless possibility, Matt does a little bit of a space plague (on purpose), and someone is suddenly a human just totally out of nowhere what is up with that!?
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of User-generated quiz Which Book Does This End? (thanks, Sarah W!), Matt does Let's Roll a Baby Dude cuz there's a new Star War movie coming out, and if you are into book choices letting you manifest your own destiny you will love this episode!
Let's Roll a Baby Dude
- Your Occupation
- 1 Bounty Adjuster (meets people with bounties on them to make sure the bounty equals how tough or scary they are)
- 2 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (comedy)
- 3 Jedi Master in a holoshow about Jedi Masters (drama, bad)
- 4 Greasy Speeder Mechanic who is Gruff but has a Heart of Gold
- 5 Caf Barista with a heart of gold
- 6 Droid with a heart of gold, literal
- What kinda baby?
- 1 Baby Fisto
- 2 Baby Plo Koon
- 3 Baby Ki-Adi-Mundi
- 4 Baby Wan Kenobi
- 5 Baby Yareal Poof
- 6 Baby Shaak Ti
- Baby Name
- 1 Booger (pronounced BOO like a ghost)
- 2 P'pippi
- 3 Scrumtumtum
- 4 Mr. Serious All The Time
- 5 Gurgles
- 6 Snot
- Baby Power
- 1 Force Jump
- 2 Force Swaddle
- 3 Force Self Sooth
- 4 Force Tickle Wickle Who's A Littwl Tickle Wickle Buddy
- 5 Force Choke
- 6 Force Nap
- What makes you a bad parent:
- 1 Always blastin' lasers
- 2 Rock and rolling all night, partying ev-er-y day
- 3 Think the force is dumb and only for nerf hurters (also you have that insult incorrect - it is nerf "Herders")
- 4 Hate babies so much
- 5 Drive too fast in space
- 6 House is a mess
- What makes the baby a bad baby:
- 1 Throws own poodoo
- 2 Can't keep a secret
- 3 No good place to put a diaper on (weird body)
- 4 Loves that blue milk way too much
- 5 Always giving that side eye
- 6 Afraid of dark like a coward
Illustrations by Paul Granger.