Finish It!

This week, Matt makes the front page of the local newspaper, Chris gets a full-on super power, and someone learns Dr. Igor's first name! BUT WHAT COULD IT BE?!

Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the I.F.O.H.M. quiz (thanks, John Truckasaurus), the guys meet a nice fella with a lovely thick "skin bracelet," and it's time to Roll a Dude: What's My Creeptobscare Costume edition (roll your own below if you like)!

GRAB A 6-SIDED DIE AND GET ROLLIN'!

Roll for Mask!:
  • 1 - Werewolf
  • 2 - Frankenstein
  • 3 - Dragon (roll again for type)
    • 1 - Ice
    • 2 - Fire
    • 3 - Ninja
    • 4 - Rainbow
    • 5 - Hairy
    • 6 - Silly
  • 4 - Shatner
  • 5 - Noid
  • 6 - Your Own Face
Roll for Your Top!
  • 1 - Lab Coat
  • 2 - Glittery Fairy Wings
  • 3 - Wild West Sheriff Vest
  • 4 - Stripey Burglar Shirt
  • 5 - Mayor Sash
  • 6 - Inflatable Muscles
Roll for Your Bottoms!
  • 1 - Slug
  • 2 - Speedos and a little shark is attacked to the butt like its biting the butt
  • 3 - Long Uncle Sam Pants that hide stilts
  • 4 - Fake little legs hanging out of a cauldron and it looks like a witch is carrying you in the cauldron
  • 5 - Bellbottoms
  • 6 - Frank-N-Furter Fishnets
Roll for Hands!
  • 1 - Crab Claws
  • 2 - Fingerless Gloves
  • 3 - Skeletony!
  • 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
  • 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
  • 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves
Roll for Feet!
  • 1 - Crab Claws
  • 2 - Fingerless Gloves
  • 3 - Skeletony!
  • 4 - Go-Go-Gadget
  • 5 - Boxing Gloves with Teeth Embedded in them
  • 6 - Nintendo Power Gloves
Roll for Accessory:
  • 1 - Magic Wand
  • 2 - Actual Machete (wet)
  • 3 - Purse full of bugs
  • 4 - Hoagie with fingers in it
  • 5 - 1/8 Scale Exact Model of Yourself
  • 6 - Travel Mug of blood that is still too hot to drink

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What is Finish It!?

Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.