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welcome to the [ __ ] show
that's an app that's an apt introduction
yeah it feels right for Where We Are
you know both personally professionally
just um emotionally really yeah yeah
just on this day we're recording just
that really welcome to the [ __ ] show
really covers Us on all bases on every
front
man I should start using that more it's
really all-encompassing it really is
like maybe like
I'd get yeah no that wouldn't go well I
was wondering if I could put it as my
sign off on my email signature Network
you couldn't do that I don't think
I did see where like one like on I think
was on Tick Tock or like one gen Z girl
kept like changing her and she was like
until my boss notices and I'm like I
feel like my bosses would notice very
quickly
and then it would
depending on who got the email I would
have someone sending me a chat being
like you free to hop on a link real fast
Within
like end of business if not the next day
for sure for sure you know so that made
me think of this isn't super relevant
but
um for those who have listened to our
very first episode
um cardigan guy from where I work
yesterday was his last day he is moving
on and really excited about what's
coming next and everything and so we did
a whole thing to say goodbye to him
yesterday we had lunch and all this
stuff and somebody got him a card that
we were all supposed to sign
and I did not know what to write
so I just put warmest regards
and that was it in his card and when uh
I saw him at the end of the day and I
was like officially saying goodbye he
was like I just want you to know that uh
where Mr guards hurt the most hurt the
most well there's also like
depending on how I feel like work cards
like depending on how many people are
signing them a lot a lot you can only
write best of luck we'll miss you like
so many times you're like what can I put
that's different and not what every
single other person put so you're like
I'm gonna shoot my shot and he's like
your shot
hit really hard yeah your shot landed
well I also so we do this thing where I
work
called transformation so when patients
finish their time we give them a word
and quotes and stuff and it's all very
sweet
so somebody had the idea to do this for
him and he is
um not that kind of individual and I
immediately knew that he would hate it
so I was like yes I will take this on I
will do that you're like he'll hate it
let's let's [ __ ] go find me the [ __ ]
up I full named him on the sheet right
we gave him the word growth as his word
to take with him everybody on the team
is sending me uh like quotes and [ __ ] so
I put what a long strange trip it's been
like on the front and then somebody put
something about like
you know uh as long as you are moving
forward in growth you're never falling
behind or something like that all the
super like uplifting [ __ ] and then I put
the picture of Michael Scott in front of
the Whiteboard where it says you missed
100 of the shots you don't take Wayne
Gretzky Michael Scott
um
it was an absolute disaster but he
didn't know that it was me
because my boss presented it to him I
didn't know that she was gonna read
every quote
so she stood there incredible and read
every quote including one that was
something along the lines of like
um
don't ask me how my day was at work it's
a lot like a drive-by shooting I'm just
glad I made it out alive
oh my gosh she read that out loud she
read that out loud and I was like oh
[ __ ] me running like
I didn't choose that quote
but I did include it so
incredible yeah so then I told him at
the end of the day that it was me and he
was like
I [ __ ] hate you
I was like I'll miss you too love you
too buddy I wish you well on your future
endeavors so there was I think it was
Big Trouble in Little China the 80s
movie yeah
but there was like some I could be
getting my my 80s adventure movies
confused but
there's a quote where they like go and
like to get this advice and he's like
The Oxen are slow
but the Earth is patient
and they're like what like that that
advice is not helpful for what we needed
but that's what I thought of when you
were like having to submit a quote about
growth I 100 would have gone with the ox
in our slow but the Earth is patient and
then when you're like and then my boss
read all of them out loud I was just
like
no one would know what to do it was
really bad oh that feels like a
mockumentary like a Parks and Rec it
went a little bit yeah and he even said
when I told him it was me
um I felt a little bit like
um what's her name on Game of Thrones
like I've never watched Game of Thrones
what okay then I don't feel bad about it
well honestly the show was a bit of a
letdown the books have been excellent
but Christ only knows if he's ever gonna
finish the story but the point is
there's at one point this old woman
kills a lot of people
um as revenge for the death of her own
family and so she's about to die she
knows she's about to die and then she's
like tell the queen it was me I want her
to know and
that is exactly what I felt like I was
like
if he hadn't come to see me I would have
told him later but like
tell William it was me I wanted to know
well not that it really leads us into
two days it doesn't but because we
should probably pivot there at some
point that is why we're here I guess
um today we're here for the book you can
have Manhattan by P is her name last
name danjelico I don't know it's
d-a-n-g-e-l-i-c-o
yeah
I feel better than dang elico like
that's what I was just
like
so sorry if you're listening to this P I
also I should have looked up what peace
did for
eign
Frangelico
that's not it no so what is this part of
Japan I don't know like all these words
feel similar rolling off my tongue oh
geez we're not even drinking what honey
pseudonym
P for pseudonym
because the English language is stupid
and pseudonym starts with a P it it is
not an easy language I feel very bad
when people when like people are like
how do why and I'm like I don't know
either bro these words are confused in a
[ __ ] so all right um you can have
Manhattan it's feel good it's just like
light-hearted it's
honestly there's a lot of like really
funny
things and like parts of this book that
are like very understated right
um
in a way that I was like man I'm bummed
that like we won't be able to capture
all of it so if you're just like looking
for I'm just gonna tell you now if
you're looking for like a cozy rom-commy
book I would recommend this one this is
like a worm bowl of nothing level
um
I would rate it higher than some of the
warm bowls of nothing like it's
definitely like
do I see a world where JLo stars in the
TV well no that's made in Manhattan
that's why I thought of JLo I was gonna
say the main girl in this one is blonde
so not JLo
um like at one point in the book there's
a drunk dude hitting on her at the bar
he's like has anyone ever told you you
look like Blake Lively and she's like
not anyone sober it's like kind of the
energy I like it of this book so we open
with Sydney we do go back and forth
between Sydney and Scott's points of
view
um
I feel like there is a little bit more
like Sydney than Scott but honestly
there's a lot where I'm like you don't
really like need to stand yeah like I
feel like there's some chapters where
you're like oh it's important to note
we're switching then I feel like this
happens in like the book The the needed
book that we just like recently reviewed
right where like you're like there's
dual points of view but then like a lot
of the times you're like it doesn't
really matter so we open with Sydney she
is a high power lawyer she's general
counsel for Black Stone holding she's
been there for like a decade
her boss is Frank Blackstone
he's this like ruthless hard ass who
also loves a good prank she like
describes where like he once through a
Gala
um and then didn't like charge anyone
for it like he like threw this like Gala
and then afterwards stuck all of the
attendees with the bill and then when
they didn't pay he's like oh you want me
to go public with the fact that you
didn't pay for this Gala that he took
all of the money and donated it to a
charity like that level of Ruthless and
I'm like I [ __ ] with it I like that a
lot with this man and he's very much a
father figure to Sydney
so
okay we're gonna start a little Bad News
Bears he's dying
so you're like here's this character
that's really endearing and very lovable
now that you enjoy him and are
semi-attached to him he is he's more of
like a ruthless [ __ ] but like
endearing in that yeah so he has he's
telling Sydney he has melanoma it's come
back and he has a year at most
um
Frank it's very important to him because
he's Frank Blackstone and he wants
Blackstone holding to stay in the family
and he very much views Sydney as family
um so he's like I want you to take my
place as CEO like I want you to step
into that role this is my My Wish
um but he's like I need my family to
maintain controlling interest I view you
as family are you legally my family no
so what I need you to do is marry my son
my small favor my Playboy [ __ ] son
who's like 38 years old and Sydney's
like yeah I remember him
I kissed him at like she doesn't say
this but like it's like ruminating on it
and she's like I kissed him at
um like Frank's daughter's wedding
things went sideways she's like I heard
a story about one time he like he's like
go [ __ ] anything that moves he brought
home a clown she had a mini donkey with
her like
he's just like yeah yeah I know I know
who Scott is yeah but that would be my
son yep yes so Frank's like you need to
marry Scott my son and you need to stay
together for three years and then get
divorced I don't give a [ __ ] I don't
give a [ __ ] but like you need I'm gonna
be dead anyway truly he's like for my
plan to come to fruition I need you to
marry my son and stay married for at
least three years
and so Sydney reluctantly says yes but
also like this company is very important
to her she's been there forever
um so then Frank calls Scott
and he's like like hey by the way I have
a plan yeah and he's like so
I need you to marry Sydney and Scott's
like also ruminating is like I remember
her I kissed her at my sister's wedding
and then she need me in the balls and
you don't forget a woman who almost
turned you into a eunuch like it's very
this is where he's at right
um and so Frank's like you need to marry
Sydney and Scott's like I will not thank
you for offering and friends like I will
cut you off financially and Scott's like
cool I run a ranch
um out here in Wyoming it is very
lucrative I'm doing great so cut me off
I don't give a [ __ ] and so then
Franklin goes for like
the the kill shot and
um tells him that um he's like well you
know all of that land you've been having
me buy up for years because you want to
like like land preservation is the only
thing you give a [ __ ] about and you want
to turn it into a national park
cool if you don't marry Sydney I'm gonna
break up all of those millions of acres
and sell them off oh cool she's on her
she's on her way to Wyoming that's cold
yeah he's like she's on the private jet
she'll be there soon pick her up from
the airport be a doll right oh also
worth noting Frank told ask Sydney not
to tell Scott about his diagnosis was
like I want to tell my son in my time
and Sydney's like I respect that like
it's not really like mine to tell
um but yes so Scott runs the Lazy S
Ranch in Wyoming
um does s stand for [ __ ] lazy [ __ ] lazy
[ __ ] lazy Scott I don't know I don't I
don't I feel like they might clarify at
some point I don't really remember
um but he's like 38 now he really has
settled down over all of these years
he's like a solid business man is like
doing great just like but he's also like
yeah I went to business school I was
gonna follow my dad's footsteps not
where I wanted to be I am a rancher in
my soul
I mean my words not his
um yeah so
the plan is that like Sydney's gonna go
out there hang out Scott they'll get
married do what they need to do and then
she's gonna trade like two weeks on two
weeks off between Wyoming and New York
um Sydney like Checks Into The Four
Seasons is admiring like a cowboy at the
bar as she walks past him to her room
and she's like man that'll make them
like that in New York goes to her room
it's Scott what
he's at the he knows she's gonna be at
the Four Seasons because he's like where
else would she be he's like she's a boot
like a bougie frigid ice queen this is
the only thing that would be up to her
standard so
he's at the bar trying to get a glimpse
at her and he's like she's still really
beautiful she still looks like a frigid
ice [ __ ] she's kind of like his thought
with it and so
he goes and knocks on her hotel room
door and
um is like hey
I need you to call this off and she's
like I will not but thank you
but like how he tries to escalate it
he's like
are you sure you want to be married to
me like I I swear a lot I drink a lot I
stay out all night she's like
yeah okay he's like
I bring I bring women home like I've sex
with a lot of women and she's like
okay
and he goes sometimes I have orgies and
she's like really like with other men
and then he's like no no you're not
you're not paying attention to the
details I was like sometimes I have
orgies and then she's like do you want
me to draft an NDA that you can give
them
like don't threaten me with a good time
babe like come on no truly she's like
is any of this supposed to phase me like
so he eventually gets frustrated and
he's like fine we'll talk tomorrow
make sure you do the security lock on
your door when I leave and it takes off
he's like she's frigid this will scare
her off truly nope no no no at all so
then
um we meet Scott's best friend Ryan and
his office manager Laurel who are just
like fun endearing Side characters like
and they're the only ones he tells about
this Arrangement that it's not like
going to be a true marriage and his best
friend is like
is she hot
and he's like she's my future wife and
he's like
what is she hot so yes
and he's like [ __ ] this I'm not getting
the responses I want and toward me from
people here why won't you just do what I
want right truly Scott's like I'm trying
to kill this deal before it gets legs
under it and everyone's like
okay so she
you have to marry a hot lady for three
years my heart breaks for you my guy
who's like successful in her own right
and not like mooching off of you we hate
this for you
what a terrible predicament you're in
you're like
so it's the next morning Scott goes to
pick Sydney up from the hotel he shows
up in this like
rickety [ __ ] pickup truck with his two
giant dogs that are Irish Wolfhounds
nice
those are not small dogs they are not no
like huge they're huge if you need a
good laugh like
Google Irish Wolfhounds and like look at
how large they are and especially when
they think they're lap dogs yes oh so
cute they're like I feel like they're
like as close to Clifford as you're
gonna get yeah kind of yeah like they
are they are huge dogs
so he picks her up in this like
rickety pickup truck with his two giant
dogs who smell like they live on a ranch
because they do because they do he's
like hitting every pothole like at one
point she almost drops her phone but
then like to save her phone she like but
it's her head on the dashboard and she's
like
cool cool cool cool this [ __ ] this is
fine this is fine
um also on this drive why she had her
phone in her hand she's she declined a
call from her grandmother's attorney we
do find out her grandmother recently
passed away that will come into play
so
they get to the ranch he gives her a
tour of his cabin it's like 500 square
feet super outdated like the only
updated thing at all is a flat screen TV
but like it's like one of those like
Walmart Navy comforters on the bed like
nothing else like very Bare Bones lumpy
couch kind of energy she's like
well there's one bed here like what's
the sleeping Arrangement and he's like
I guess you sleep on the couch and she's
like okay I've slept in worse places and
like we will learn more about her as
this goes but like pretty much
everything he's doing to try and face
her she's like I've had worse like right
try me bro like I've had worse all I can
sleep on a lumpy couch
um
also then like Scott I forgot Scott
called his sister for camaraderie and
like tells her what's happening he's
like I have to marry Sydney Evans or
whatever I think her last name is Evans
and his sister's like just starts
hysterically laughing and she's like
LOLs that girl hates you
suck bro good luck
love you bye
Scott is not giving any of the sympathy
he's like where's the support truly so
she's back at the Four Seasons at this
point he texts her and he's like be
ready to fly by four they go to Vegas to
get married
um they check in to the hotel and he's
like be at the chapel at nine don't be
late and he just takes off so like
they're not really
bonding as husband and wife at this
point
um well they also aren't husband and
wife yeah yeah at this point
um so she is there at like nine o'clock
he's not 9 15 year olds around he's not
9 30 rolls around he's not and she's
like
I'm being stood up for my own wedding
that I didn't even want to be a part of
that is like part of essentially a
business deal because my father figure
is dying like what like this is like a
new low right standing here with [ __ ]
Elvis at the wedding chapel in Vegas
oh
right
um and so while she's standing there and
it's like kind of embarrassed
um and she's just kind of thinking about
her life choices that have led her right
here right how did I get here yes she's
like what so
um we do learn that there's someone from
her past that she'd like she'd
previously hired a pi to try and find
um we learned she also grew up in like a
very like con oppressively conservative
religious household
um and she decided in the time that when
they got to Vegas and she was like oh I
should like I'm gonna try and find a
dress that I like to wear tonight and
she found a dress that she's like I
splurged on it I really don't want to
get married multiple times in my life
while I don't know like but she's like I
swear on this wedding dress it covers my
scars is what we know we don't we don't
know more about that
so
the door crashes open Scott stumbles in
completely trashed love that
completely completely trashed they
Exchange rings he actually like
she got his ring size wrong so like she
like shoves a ring that's way too small
like well she realizes it's not gonna
fit he's like it'll fit it'll be fine
like jams it on his finger ah
the ring he got her he actually like got
her like a very very nice
bougie Tiffany's diamond ring sort of
energy
um but it's too big so like this is too
small hers is too big
um when he kisses the bride they're like
oh we do still have that chemistry
though I know I need him in the balls
before but we do have that chemistry so
this is like this poor woman clearly has
had a very difficult life and is
thinking back on her apparently
difficult life that we don't have a ton
of details about she's like I didn't
want to do this in the first place I
don't ever want to get married again
this is my one shot my stupid husband to
be is nowhere to be found and then shows
up smash Hammer [ __ ] drunk and she's
like alrighty here we go that's sad I
don't know what I would do if I showed
up on my wedding day and my husband was
trashed before the ceremony
nothing good
my husband just like chuckled which I
don't I don't know how to interpret it's
concerning my husband was sober when we
got married you sure about that
he says you would have been pissed yeah
you know that would not
would not have gone gone great nope I
did have some friends get married
Florida and the groom gave all of the
groomsmen filled flasks as their gifts
oh but then they all drank them before
the I'm like watching them take pictures
and there's like a gate at the entry of
this like of the drive of this like very
nice event space
one of the Crimson is like hanging off
of it and I was like oh yeah there he is
a friend I know
I know like when when I tell you I was
so proud of the groomsmen for making it
down the aisle in a straight line I was
like oh thank [ __ ] he didn't fall over
nobody tripped I was like no one was
swerving like there was no Bob and weave
happening I was so nervous
like truly what would you do Hannah if
you showed up to your wedding
and your spouse your soon-to-be spouse
was trashed I mean
I it depends if it's my current husband
I'd have been like well it's been really
nice knowing you I love you but I'm not
doing this by but that's probably what I
would do regardless
yeah I feel like there's like very
little context in which I would be like
yeah you get a pass you know what I mean
no nobody gets passed like you don't get
a pass
no I was also once at a wedding where
the groom like between the sound so like
the ceremony took place
the ceremony and reception took place in
a gazebo so there was a ceremony
everyone went and ate on the lawn right
and then they flip like they took all of
the chairs out to the lawn and then the
Gazebo is there for dancing so like in
the time like there was really no place
to go like you were very much out in the
opening time um by the time dancing
started
his eyes were so glazed like he was so
stoned oh like to the point that like
people were noting it right and I'm like
I do remember and I should formally
apologize to our best man at our wedding
but I told him if he was stoned at our
reception I would cut his balls off and
he's like no need to threaten me and I
go not a threat it's a promise Jesus oh
yeah then he was like I think afterwards
he told Vance he's like
your fiance is intense man
she's a little scary my guy but also
that was the context I had like not just
like someone who like recreationally
casually is like a little high but like
someone who took the edge off or
whatever yes like the difference between
like the my experience was a groom being
so blazed at his wedding that all of the
wedding guests were like
did you see him right right so that was
the context I should apologize to her
best man because he's a really wonderful
human and I realize it came off a little
strong yeah yeah I could see that but I
think it depends on a lot of things like
how much money have I already spent on
this day how many people are here what
time is it how much notice do I have
like I can see I would hope that I would
be firm enough to set a boundary and be
like I am not [ __ ] doing this do you
need to give a speech right yeah but
also it's like hold on
is it even legal at that point like if
you're that intoxicated and we sign a
contract oh yeah and you're the witness
right
no that is fair two things one I watched
a tick tock yesterday of a mom giving a
speech at her son's wedding and she's
like let's call him bill I don't know
what his name was and she's like so
bill has always had a thing for feet
and she's like truly every girl he dated
always had really nice feet and when he
told me he wanted to go to the
University of Hawaii I thought all the
girls there will wear sandals this will
work you will meet a nice one and be
able like he will see that she has nice
feets like and when I met his current
wife she has great feet it was like the
whole speech no
you can't come back from that I don't
think she was trying to come back from
it like no I mean Bill can't come back
from that
your mom just dragged your foot fetish
in front of Christ and everybody and
then it made it to tick tock yeah like
R.I.P bill
that's it that's it oh oh truly also I
was talking to a girl last week who told
me she was like yeah when I got married
we didn't even invite our family we
rented a house in Costa Rica and partied
for a week nice she's like the one thing
my husband requested was fire dancers
for the night of our ceremony I was like
that feels like a great time yeah but
I'm like all right that also feels a
little different to me if you're high in
Costa Rica and there's some fire dancers
there that is a different energy than
like yes it's our whole family is there
church wedding right well to be fair
I didn't get married in a church so me
either I didn't that wouldn't really
matter but
I got married in a Vineyard
honestly let's be real I Think Jesus
would have preferred because wine I
would agree not that the wine there was
incredible but we did feel out like
we're like you can't bring outside wine
to a Vineyard can you and I guess you
could before taste kind of rude anyway
anyway
um so they're married Scott had a lot of
wine or whatever he was drinking right
before I showed up drunk the next day
Scott is super hungover he hears Sydney
on the phone just being like it's done
like she's talking to Frank
um and he walks out annoyed and he's
like you couldn't have like stayed quiet
like they were in a sweet like a giant
Suite had their own bedrooms right he's
like you that like you couldn't wait to
take phone calls out here until like
afternoon and she's like
yeah so it's 3 P.M like I just got back
from a run and he noted like he like
noted he's like oh she looks real nice
in her workout clothes he's like I wish
my wife weren't a frigid ice [ __ ]
because
she real good looking
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so
they get back to Wyoming he continues to
be a dick like doesn't talk to her on
the flight back
um the next day like she comes to the
office at the ranch like she meets
Laurel and Ryan like he just continues
to be a dick but also like in being a
dick he's like expecting her to be
really high maintenance and she's not so
like
nothing is phasing her as he hopes it
would and like
Ryan says something about like yeah one
of the Bulls is like causing a bunch of
problems like we might have to like do
something about it and she's like like
oh like yeah and
and Scott's like that's the way the land
baby doll like very much like
yes you can't handle ranch life like if
animals being put down in Humane ways
and then Ryan's like
yeah I just went we'd have to like put
them in a different pasture for the
record
I am loving that everybody is just like
cutting him off at the knees 100 oh
we're not here for it oh no like so
Laurel's like we would love to have you
over for dinner tomorrow night and
Scott's like we can't I'm busy and she's
like what about Wednesday night he's
like can't do that either he's like what
about Thursday he's like nope
and so then she just looks at Sydney and
she's like do you want to get lunch on
Friday
and then she looks at and Cindy's like
oh my gosh that'd be like so nice and
then Laura looks at Scott and she's like
and I will be taking a long lunch like
[ __ ] you and the horse you rode in on
I love it yes also like Scott yells at
her and he's like you can't wear those
like tight running leggings and be
distracting my men branches are
dangerous places I don't like that
energy I mean he's also like not
entirely wrong and that does come into
play later
um but like yeah part of it's just being
a little bit possessive but part of it
is he's like
don't be like
I think at some level there is genuine
concern that
she like ranches are I mean safe yeah
like I wouldn't like maybe like
dangerous isn't the right word but like
unsafe like you just have to be more
Vigilant like
very large animals and heavy equipment
heavy equipment all that kind of stuff
right
so but even like Ryan is like really
amused and smiling at her than Scott's
like rumbling to himself and he's like
what is my best friend [ __ ] like
smiling at my wife like that and he's
like I don't wanna have her but like I
don't want anyone else to have her it's
kind of is I'm very annoyed by him like
it's adorable that he's all like the
word that's coming to mind and I know
this should not really be the word but
it is the word like this impotent anger
that he has like that's what I keep
thinking like like he's so angry but he
can't do anything about it because no
one will [ __ ] with him about it and so
he's like I'm just imagining grumpy
hands on hips and like a little foot
stomp you know like that's what it is is
it insolent
insolent no it's impotent it is it is I
thought infinite rage yeah
I thought impotence was when you were
shooting blanks
that's another word for it but see the
English language it's so hard to learn
like impotent means like without power
so he has all this anger and he can't do
anything with it
okay no that is that is valid and you
know those do go hand in hand right like
you okay
um
but anyways Sydney had come to the
office to make hey like I just wanted to
like tell you like the water heater's
broken so like I took a cold shower this
morning like not the end of the world
just want to like tell you and he was
like
I thought like a cold shower like you
found like he was like tinkering with
the water heater and the furnace to like
make it miserable for her and he's like
[ __ ] up and he's like she wasn't even
faced by the cold shower like really
trying his best and so then he's like
hey Ryan could you have someone
um go out to the cabin to look at the
water heater
and Ryan's like wait the cabin
no oh no and so Scott's like yeah the
cabin anyway on to the next thing like
no he has a whole house doesn't he
we'll get there no not 100. that's so
[ __ ] up she didn't give a [ __ ] though
no so really he's the only one that's
miserable and uncomfortable so much is
what happened but like Ryan straight up
calls him he's like dude if she wasn't
your wife you would be so into her she's
entirely your type
if she was not your wife like you were
being a stubborn
impotent not in insult what does
insolent mean
Vance can you look up the word I feel
like I know what insolent means it's
like like
irreverent and like not not
following I think fans looked it up if
you want him to tell you instead of you
if he didn't do it already that was fast
audaciously rude or disrespectful
irreverent as I said
foreign
both impotent and insolent are valid
here cool
so Sydney's like all right I'm gonna go
into town I'm gonna get some groceries
she really loves cooking we also learned
that like growing up she essentially
just ate like boiled chicken and
unseasoned like veggies and rice
um ew yeah also not because like her the
family couldn't afford better just
because like the like very like
the Lord doesn't like flair and like
kind of one of those right so any sort
of seasoning will make you sin
human is against the Lord
don't even get me started on paprika
listen coriander the the path to hell is
paved with coriander
not good intentions spices spices and
Seasonings
um and so she goes to the grocery store
like gets all this stuff like she's like
okay I'm gonna like make dinner like I
need I need to eat anyway I'll make
enough for both of us this [ __ ]
walks in like takes one one bite and
it's like it's missing something and
just like gets up and like walks out
wow yeah and so I'm team Sydney
yes
it like we will become team Scott and
it's like when you read it it's more
endearing than probably how I'm like
describing him right now right
um but yeah he like continues to be
aloof he's like gone every morning
before she wakes up kind of energy like
stays out really late
um
Sydney's sassy gay assistant Miller
shows up because we love a sassy gay yes
and like
quintessential rom-com Trope the sassy
gay assistant
um
which like he shows up with a truck with
like all of her stuff that like got
shipped out there and Scott like sees
her like talking to it he's like who's
this dude yeah
like my very least Miller's married to a
man named Paul like let's be honest here
he's not a threat
um and he's like definitely addictive
when he meets him but then like less of
a dick when he learns he's gay right
um but it's also like babe why do you
care if I'm talking to a man you're
never around you don't want to spend
time with me like [ __ ] [ __ ] or get
off the pot I've been like in Scots like
internal monologue you definitely like
it's very much like and I don't like her
stupid hair and her stupid cute face and
like it's kind of his energy
oh that's so Middle School it is but
he's 38 and runs a ranch in Wyoming
what a mess
um
so then on Miller's final day there
um Miller and Sydney go out for lunch at
the Four Seasons and then when they walk
in Scott's at the bar
um and had been there for a business
meeting which Sydney like doesn't know
but like he's chatting with the
bartender that he's friends with who is
also an ex of his and like is like
smiling and laughing with her and
Sydney's like she doesn't smile or laugh
with me even though like it actually is
innocent like right and to the point
that like Scott sees Sydney and then is
like why do I feel so guilty like
nothing was happening it was entirely
Innocent but it's like
maybe I've been a dick but like
I got like blackmailed into this
freaking marriage like it's very much
like what he keeps coming back to he's
like I got blackmailed under this
marriage
not necessarily realizing like
Sydney was strong-armed as well because
she's been keeping her mouth shut why
would she agree you know she's not
thinking about no her no well he just
thinks that like
she's in it for the money yeah she's in
it for the position in the company right
is is kind of where he's at so
Scott sees her and feels guilty and is
like okay maybe I should like try and
make amends with my wife so like she's
running on the property and he's like in
his in his truck and he like sees her
and like tries to talk to her and she
just like won't stop and like keeps
keeps running and then he like gets
annoyed and is like
listen to me when I'm talking to you
baby doll and she's like you shut up
shut up sweet nuts
and he's like sweet nuts like what the
[ __ ] she got a little flustered she got
flustered and then he's finally like she
lost her cool she lost her composure
this is adorable like he did it yeah
he's like she is flappable
truly but then also like she wants to
keep running and he is like it's Dusk
and he like whips his truck around in
front of her picks her up throws her
over his shoulder and puts her in the
truck but he's like don't run at dusk
that's when bears are more active out
here we we're in a warm spell a lot of
the Bears haven't hibernated yet never
go running without their mace like is
actually he's like yeah this is the time
of day that it's safe for you to run and
so he like realizes he's been an ass and
is like
can I
recover from this
um like how do I how do I do this yeah
so the next day this really isn't an
important plot point I just think it's
funny because Sydney's finally like
clapping back a little bit and so oh on
the drive she was like humming revenge
of the clowns under her breath and he's
like what are you singing she's like
revenge of the clowns what like at all
so then the next day he walks out of his
bedroom in this cab and he's like what
the [ __ ] is this and she got like
clown art yes she hung on his wall and
she's like it's
um clown art made by Chilean orphans
[Laughter]
I remember how much you love clowns yes
there's like a framed picture of a mini
horse or a donkey that she puts in the
room
good for her
and he just like opens the front door
and like Chucks it all outside and she's
like I thought you were an
environmentalist
he's like
what the [ __ ] is happening and why is my
wife so into clown
well
so
um like Flash Forward I don't really
know when the timeline it is but it
doesn't really matter within this like
that week
Sydney's sitting on the couch she's
hanging out with his dogs she's like
I've been here two weeks I've read 10
books I'm bored out of my mind
Scott's gone every morning before I wake
up he doesn't want to eat meals with me
he takes the truck I can't go anywhere
[ __ ] it I'm going out I'm making this
happen she's like I'm gonna figure out
an option and I'm gonna get out of here
so she takes one of the ATVs from from
the ranch hell yeah and it's like an
hour and a half later she like rolls
into the bar parking lot like covered in
mud but she's like I did it I made it
can't keep me down truly and I'm sure he
has more than one truck as a man who
owns an entire Ranch maybe probably has
more than we could try
what a dick
also like she's sitting at the bar
befriends the bartender
here's the life story of the dude next
to her who's been divorced three times
and you know there's always that dude at
the bar who's just like you're like oh I
didn't ask for this but I guess we're in
this story so she's here making friends
Charming people well Scott's over here
like look at how frigid she is also
talking about I think I may have told
you the story before and I apologize if
I'm repeating it on the show
um where I was once at a honky tonk in
Nashville
the dude who was like I think about
death a lot no what you were nodding yes
oh I thought I thought this was the time
that you were at The Honky Tonk and you
ordered whiskey and the guy proposed to
you spontaneously at the bar oh I forgot
about that one yeah
yeah he should have had higher standards
I still stand by that no this was the
one it was a different Honky Tonk Honky
Tonk Central second floor great nachos
it's like daylighted it is not after
dark my sister it's like 3 30 4 o'clock
my sister and I are there to [ __ ] up a
plate of nachos together as one does
this dude walks up and he goes I like
your shoes and just sits down that was
his entire opening line he sat down at
your table Yeah so it was like a long a
long time yeah long bar table okay like
we're like sitting at like a high top
long table and we're the only ones there
and he like sits down and we're just
like we're chatting we're talking
suddenly he was like pauses and like I
haven't told him what I do for a living
at this point at the time I was
answering the um suicide Lifeline like
the national remember that is now 988
right
and yeah suddenly he just pauses and
like looks off and looks back and he's
trashed off his ass and he goes I think
about death a lot and I'm like how did
we get here like what even and like his
like friends finally come up and find
him at one point like he had his arm
around my sister who was visibly
uncomfortable and I just went I need you
to take your arm back buddy like get
your arm off her she's not yours to put
like he's like oh okay like right just
true trash guy in Nashville energy
yeah that's what I I'm like when I think
about death a lot
that is like I've had people just like
spill their life story to me but I do
think that was like a different level
than I had ever
experienced before I mean I had people
when I was attending bar and like
waiting tables and stuff I I had one guy
once that was like
um
do you believe in reincarnation because
I feel like and he went into this whole
thing about what he thought his past
lives were and it was a lot to deal with
um
and he fell down a little bit I feel
like if I'm remembering correctly that
that makes sense though no I mean it was
a tequila bar it's not like it was a
classy join but
it's like um the bar that my husband and
I frequented often on our honeymoon
because they had really great fish tacos
so we went to this bar like
we were in Belize for like
five or six days and we probably went
there for at least four times for fish
tacos
and
um not the classiest establishment but I
was like we're drinking beach cocktails
and so I kept ordering pineapple juices
in rum which were on their menu as panty
Rippers and I hated myself every time I
ordered I was like
tell me it's not a classy establishment
without telling me it's not the classy
establishment I was like
yeah the the drink menu options were all
in line with the name panty Ripper my
husband that was hilarious every time I
ordered it because I looked a little
uncomfy
we did uh tequila or pineapple infused
tequila like free birthday shots for
people so we had this like big vat thing
on the bar full of pineapple in the
cheapest tequila that we had of course
you're not gonna use good tequila for it
and so every I can't even remember how
often but every so often we would switch
it out so we'd switch out the the
pineapple and put like fresh tequila so
we would kill the thing well if you want
to get real drunk real quick you eat
that pineapple oh yeah
and then you regret a lot of things
later but that's how we would close down
the bar sometimes is we just would eat
all the pineapple
and then we'd be like alrighty you're
like I don't know if I can drive home
Uber's for everyone one thousand percent
yep it's all right Sydney is getting a
life story of divorced three times man
next to her
um this like real real attractive like
young she's like way too young for me
he's like 20 and I'm in my mid-30s but
um we meet Drake
who walks up and he's like oh like how's
the water heater doing and we learned
he's the ranch hand
um
so she's sitting there having a great
time at the bar making all these friends
so proud of herself for riding the a cup
of mud right covered in mud
we cut to Scott
's out at the same bar
for drinks with Ryan
and Scott's like oh like where did Drake
go and Ryan's like oh he's he's hitting
on a real cute blonde at the bar oh no
Scott's like good for him but like he
was like he he got the nickname Cowboy
Casanova for a reason
oh but also like Scott's like yeah like
just in his inner monologue he's like
all I do is go to my house every night
and sit and watch sports fall so I
finally like came out with Ryan first
like he's not out he was going to his
actual home yeah
leaving her in the cabin hanging out at
his actual house
what a dick bag ugh
oh
dick bag
so so I saw a fake commercial on Tick
Tock for a fake brand or I guess it is
now a real brand of potato chips called
dicks and it's like give your friends a
salty bag of dicks and it like made me
laugh a lot but he said something about
a dick bag on that I mean I have seen
where you can send a chocolate dick to
someone in the mail sure you can also
send a potato to something you can just
a potato just a potato
yeah so Scott has essentially been
staying out at his own house sneaking
back in late sneaking out every morning
is super sexually frustrated because
he's like
the only person who's doing it for me is
my wife and damn it damn it
um and so then Ryan like from his seat
is like looking at Drake the bar he's
like yes like
what what's Syd been up to
and Scott was Sydney yeah and Scott's
like I'll like
you know she's just been like hanging
out of the house like hanging with the
dog or hanging out the cabin with the
dogs Ryan's like are you sure and he's
like what am I missing and he's like
think I think she might be at the bar
right now and Scott's like what whips up
goes like rushes over to the bar
realize that she's a little drunk
but like looks and like says like the
bartender he's like what have you been
serving my wife and the bartender's like
was your wife bro like I knew she was
married but like what you're married
like it's
not common knowledge right in the town
at this point and then Sydney's like
meet my friend he's been divorced three
times but then like in her drunken
stupor she's like I don't even want to
be divorced once like it's very much her
energy and he's like
damn it she's adorable my wife is so
cute
um but yeah then he has this like [ __ ]
is my wife the only woman who does it
for me kind of like moment and so then
he's like so how did you get here and
she's like I drove myself here and then
like when I like he's like all right I'm
taking you back home I'm taking you to
the cabin
um and so he's like he's like this but
he like realizes she's covered in mud
and that she's just so proud of herself
for riding this ATV into town and being
resourceful
that is super cute though it really is
so on the drive home their sexual
tension is like definitely like there
and growing and he's like real like like
yeah we definitely have chemistry
and she reminds him that she's leaving
to go back to New York the next day and
he's kind of like
I don't want to do that like I don't
like eat dinner with her but like she
makes really good food and she bakes
really good things and she's real cute
she smells real nice yeah
like oh I don't I don't want my wife to
go to New York I think I'll miss her
what a dumbass truly like
oh and so like Sydney's also definitely
feeling the sexual tension but Scott's
like just to be clear we're not having
sex because he's like ma she's very
impaired that's not how any of this is
playing out and he's like
but if I if we were gonna have sex this
is what I do to you and then there's
like a lot of details of like the I'd
lick your body all over and jam my [ __ ]
like very much like that whole
um yeah just the gratuitous yeah right
well
because like they're both feeling sexual
tension and he's like just be clear
we're not gonna have sex but if we were
this is like what I do and she's like
did I say I was interested
and he's like oh is farmhand jailbait
Warrior type and she go then he goes no
no I'm sorry I got excited to say this
and then I got my people confused
because she's like did I say I was
interested and he's like is farm hand
jailbait more your type and she goes I'm
not really interested in sleeping with
someone who's given more rides than
Disneyland and he's like he just goes
well that should tell you how fun the
ride is
like
oh this is like the whole book it's just
I like it right it's nice
um and so then he's like
like she's kind of making eyes like
there's the uh like she's like if you
tried to kiss me I'd let him
um
and then he's like go inside Sydney oh
like like he's like you are drunk but
also yeah like because he's trying to be
respectful of her in this situation yeah
so the next morning
Sydney wakes up surprised he's not there
she's very hungover the house is
freezing the furnace isn't working she'd
gotten Drake's number the night before
Oh no well because he was like text me
if you ever need me to like just come
out directly to like fix something
so she texts and was like hey can you
come like look at the furnace and so
he's like yeah I'll be there in like 10
so he shows up
and she's like oh like where's Scott
and like Drake just looks confused and
is like
at his house
and she's like wait what and he's like
oh
what like so she's like could you remind
me how to get to his house from here I
hope she [ __ ] his [ __ ] up so
she makes it up and it's like a 10 000
square foot Mountain mansion like Stone
glass just like stunning
Matt like the house you would expect him
to have in the mountains this whole time
um
Slams on the front door
this woman named Jan answers it and
she's like who the [ __ ] are you
like is what she says to Jan because
she's amped and Jan is like I'm the
house manager who the [ __ ] are you
sweetie like and she's like I'm Scott's
wife and like and he's been like where's
Scott because he's been lying to me this
whole time and I've been living in this
500 square foot freezing ass cabin with
no hot water
and so Jan just like looks at her and
like Steps aside and is like all the way
down at the left please take off your
shoes and don't get any blood on the
carpets
that's excellent
excellent I love cheese yeah she's like
she's like I think I can [ __ ] with Jan I
think she's like don't get any blood on
the carpets they're Tibetan they're like
oh okay that makes sense then so Sydney
barges in Scott is in his bathroom
taking a hot shower with his heated
floors
she's like are you [ __ ] kidding me
this bathroom has heated floors and
she's just standing there dumbfounded
and Scott like
takes the
like what you see approach oh no no no
Scott yeah no no no sweetheart read the
room well he did because like what you
see and she's like I do but that's not
the point it's kind of the energy
because they end up kissing like of
course like the like he gets out of the
shower where they're screaming like
she's yelling in his face he kisses her
picks her up puts her on the counter and
then he's like oh we should have been
doing this all like from the start like
my back is killing me from that mattress
and it's like he dumped ice cold water
on her where she's like oh yeah now I
remember that I am here to kill you yeah
I remember like
what even
and so she's like I knew you were
immature and selfish but like this is
next level and like I gave you every
chance to back out and you didn't take
it like who are you
um she's like I I knew you were those
things that I didn't know you'd be even
vindictive like who are you and he's
like I'm the man you black man
blackmailed into marrying you
and so she just like takes off doesn't
look back flies back to New York
it's now after the holiday season the
holidays have passed so she never went
back well it's like a couple weeks like
the oh okay should be relatively within
the time frame
um but they like didn't talk at all
during the holidays and like Scott is
definitely pining right well and I'm
sure he thinks that he's all in the
right because she blackmailed me but
then he's like but also I kind of miss
her I think he felt like he was in the
right until he realized just how like
selfish and childish she was and so
that's really what he's been ruminating
on since she's been gone is like I'm a
dumbass yeah like that was shitty of me
like we're both in the situation
um he still doesn't obviously have all
of the full details of it but like
definitely feels guilty definitely
pining for her
Ryan comes into the office eats like the
last of the muffins that Sydney had made
before she left like scotsley
[ __ ] those were my muffins like you
can't have those those are my leg you're
like bless you Scott you're a hot mess
um Frank calls and is like hey there's
we're having a party this weekend in New
York for my retirement for your marriage
I need you in New York
um and so Scott historically does not
like to go to New York but he's like
I'll get to see my wife
guess like I will be there absolutely no
problem like doesn't put up any sort of
fight
we flashed like we're now in New York
Sydney and Frank are having lunch
she tells him the cabin story
and Frank just thinks it's hilarious
like he's like wait what you fell for
that [ __ ] and she's like how was I
supposed to know like oh my God man like
what the well exactly yeah so I'm just
supposed to assume he has a second house
right and she told me this is where he
lived there was a bet what do you want
the dogs were there what do you want
from me like I don't know
um
and you can also tell like Frank's
health is starting to decline a little
bit but he's like asked Sydney for more
time he's like I want to tell Scott when
I'm ready
so Scott picked Sydney up for their um
this big party
tries to apologize and she's just like
super aloof and he's like all of the
progress I had made in my wife's like
defrosting of her like very icy exterior
it's all gone back up like but it's like
were you trying to make progress you're
being an [ __ ] the whole time like
were you trying to
defrost her you well I think like after
like
like she'd lost her cooled and like I
think they've had several moments where
her guard had come down a little bit
right then she realized he'd been lying
to her and then her guard went
completely back up right but it didn't
seem like he was trying to get her guard
to come down it just seemed like he was
being an [ __ ] but I think her guard
was naturally coming down right from
there like like I think they were both
starting to warm up to each other her
guard was coming down and he's like oh I
really like this side of my wife and
then he had [ __ ] it all up from
previous decision so she cooled it right
back down yeah right so he's still warm
and she is cooled it right now oh he's
very much now like
I think I like my wife I'd like I'd like
to do things with my wife
so
he tries to apologize and she's like
it's fine I thought you changed it
doesn't matter
like let's just let's just get through
this when they get to the event like
Scott's super handsy keeping her close
and she's like what are you doing and
he's like acting like a man in love like
gotta sell it like we're here to be
married like
in his head he's like I'm gonna take
every chance I can to like keep her
close and put my arm around her and it's
gonna be great because I like my wife
and yeah he was like acting she's like
what are you doing he's like acting like
a man in love Sunshine she's like save
your pet names for your women and he's
like I don't have women I have woman I
have one angry little wife like she's
the only one that I want
so they're making their rounds at the
party
um we he gets reintroduced to Miller
is far less of an [ __ ] this time
um like Frank makes a speech and calls
for a public kiss between them like
announcing like oh we're here to
celebrate them and they kiss and then
um
Scott also notices that like Frank isn't
looking too hot and he's like trying to
go see the doctor he's looking like he's
lost a little weight like I hope my
dad's okay but like you know he's always
been a stubborn man what are you gonna
do kind of energy
um so Scott tries to post a need like go
and be able to apologize
um and like
had was kind of like yeah I mean my like
High Society wife who's like super high
maintenance and then he kind of pauses
and realizes he's like wait everyone at
this party and I'm just like Blackstone
family and friends like I haven't
actually been introduced to like
Sydney's family or any of her friends
and he's like where where are your
where's your family and she's like I
don't have it I don't have any family
unlike Scott has that like
oh oh [ __ ] I've horribly miscalculated
and like made a lot of assumption he's
like what about your friends and she's
like you met them and he's like that was
your assistant and she's like I know
thank you for pointing that out yeah and
she's like so I'm gonna go
um good talk this was great
he goes to her apartment actually
apologizes
um and it's like
like they're finding equal footing and
then he's like hey we're gonna be
married for three years
want a bone like it's kind of like the
maybe we can scratch each other's
physical itch like we're we're clearly
attracted to each other I mean she's
like I'm not really built to do like
this casual thing I know you have your
women like it's fine that you have your
women but I'm not built like right I'm
not gonna be one of them yes and so she
like gives them a pillow and a blanket
and I was like have fun on the couch
good night
and then he's like man that's even nicer
than I've ever said to her when she
slept on the couch in the cabin this
whole time
so
yes he has 100 realized he has [ __ ] up
at this point yeah
and it's like how do we make amends
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fast forward four weeks
and when Sydney was supposed to go back
to Wyoming honestly I need a drink I've
been talking for a minute give me one
second okay
Talk Amongst yourselves well I was
literally I was like oh gosh I need to
pause and then I was like you know what
I could do
I could just pause
talking and maybe that would give me
yeah the space I need to hydrate and
double fisting lemonade in one hand and
water in the other
you do what you need to do
technically there's a little bit of
lemon juice in my water
um so I guess I'm just
double fisting different lemon beverages
different uh intensities of lemon
different levels of lemon different
levels of lemon
um so Sydney had to stay in New York a
little longer than expected to do some
work stuff with I don't know how to do
some lawyer things because she's general
counsel still
um
when she returns to Wyoming Scott picks
her up is in his real truck like his
like brand new
fully loaded
of course Ram 1500 is that a truck I
don't know
Ford is the 150s and the 250s
it's a big ass truck sure um that's what
I know it's a big it's a real nice big
ass truck and he like has
um like a a full bouquet of roses for
her and is like very much trying to make
an effort and he's like the dogs wanted
to come but I don't want you to be
crowded so like I made them wait at the
house
um and when they get back to the house
he had Jan like fully stocked the
kitchen so Sydney could make whatever
she wanted he converted one of the spare
rooms into a full office for her because
she'd been working on like a rickety
table and it like is very much like
trying to come back from it got got her
a car so that she can travel around and
do whatever she needs to do and is very
clearly trying
so he's out riding horses with Ryan and
Brian's like so like what's going on
what's Happening and Scott's like I'm
gonna try and date my wife like
oh like I'm making an effort I want to
date my wife and then as they're writing
um they're like wait where's Tiny the
bull the one who'd been causing problems
oh no and so when they look out in the
pasture they realize there's a break in
the fence and Tiny's missing
so they take off at a gallop
knowing Sydney was like out on a run at
that point and so
um
well Sydney's running
they're coming towards her and they're
like waving and she's like hey guys yeah
both hands on the saddle
and then they're like she finally hears
behind you and looks back and like 50
feet behind her is Tiny the bull who is
now like not tiny not tiny yes and like
now running towards her so she takes off
running slips on a passive patch of ice
um and like crashes like shoulder and
head first oh after slipping on this
patch of ice
um
but like before that
she while she's on the run before she
sees them she's kind of thinking like
man
Scott's been like really nice and like
but how like he like did all that kind
stuff and like sees the gestures that
he's doing but also kind of assumes that
the gestures are because he's been
sleeping with all of these other women
and like feels guilty about it so she's
like I mean I did pretty much tell him
to sleep with other women to scratch the
itch so like okay yeah so then these are
all the thoughts she's having as her
husband is like coming towards her on
horse and she falls hits her head
and she's like right before they she
blacks out she like hears a gunshot and
they've like taken tiny down
um at the hospital Sydney's ultimately
has a mild concussion and then like
substantial bruising to her knee and
shoulders and they did have to cut her
running leggings off of her and Scott
saw all of these scars on her thighs
like her thighs are like completely
covered in scarves and he had no idea
and he's like what the like he is like
what happened to her yes like he is
clearly not okay that he's like
yeah there's definitely some details I'm
missing along the way here like I have
questions about my wife yes
and he realizes like if she wasn't okay
I wouldn't be okay and like he's like oh
I'm like I'm falling for my wife I have
feelings yes
um they get home he's like 100 coddling
her like the dogs are trying to be
around him and he's like act the [ __ ] up
like that no no one can touch her but me
and she's like I can walk and he's like
no you can't like
like the dogs like to sleep on the bed
with her and he's like the dogs aren't
even allowed in your room until you're
here like
like way over the top yes yeah so he
runs a bath for her and helps her in
and asks about the scars and she
um says they're from her grandfather but
that both of her grandparents are now
deceased and so that's kind of where it
gets left for there from there until the
future um like Scott ends up on the
phone with his dad to tell him what
happened to Sydney
um and he's like my dad really is not
sounding oh very good
um and then Frank's like hey like I'm
gonna talk to the board next month about
like appointing Sydney unless you want
to come back and run the company like
right and Scott's like Dad like I've
never that's just not who I am it's not
what I want like you can tell like Frank
is disappointed and like this is like
been a point of tension for them yeah
where Frank has always ultimately wanted
Scott at the helm
um
so Sydney's healing she is in her
routine and
um she set to leave for New York the
next morning I think
um
and and she can't sleep so she's like
I'm gonna go make myself like us
spiked milk warm milk
sounds very gross I was gonna say that's
nasty well um so I I drink like spiked
coffee that has creamer in it but that
feels different that's different than
just milk like warm warm milk and rum or
like I don't want people like do like
eggnog and brandy or eggnog and rum and
I'm like
no
[Music]
it just feels like the word curdled is
what comes to mind you know what I mean
like yeah I don't like it I don't like
it well and I think a year or two ago I
was like
I'm gonna try eggnog again no and I will
say actually like warm eggnog spiked it
I was like this isn't horrific
but it was also like I was like well now
what the [ __ ] am I gonna do I have a
half carton of egg now I'm just sitting
in here and I had one glass and that's
all I'm gonna like I was like I'm not
gonna suddenly drink a lot of eggnog
right I'm like one and done was very
much
I've had my one for this season
yeah yeah maybe for several seasons like
I don't I don't think I'm gonna do it
again this year not just because I'm
pregnant right even if that would be a
thing
even if I wasn't pregnant it would we
wouldn't be doing it
um so when she
she goes out to make her midnight drink
and try and take the edge off because
she's just been up thinking all night
and she realizes that Scott is on the
couch and he can't sleep either and they
just have like a really good talk and he
he asks her if she likes it in Wyoming
and she's like honestly like a lot more
than I thought like it's so much slower
like you can really breathe out here
like I'm really
finding my space
um and then she asks them how he got the
dogs and then we do learn a little bit
more about Scott here as well we learn
his best friend used to work at
Blackstone Holdings back in their party
days
um and had been on the list for
had put him his name on the list for the
with a breeder for two of these puppies
um there's a dude that like Scott had
kind not a dude a girl Scott had kind of
like casually been [ __ ] but like
wasn't super into knew his friend his
best friend was into her so he's like
yeah like let me set you up so one night
they're all out at a party she makes
moves on Scott Scott turns her down and
then like the best friend like sees this
happen
and then he's like what the hell is
happening and she's like honestly I've
always been into Scott I've just been
like settling into like you until Scott
was ready to settle down and would like
open his mind up and then like the
friend like pulled out a wedding ring
was like I was gonna propose tonight but
like hadn't found like yes and so
Scott's like well I'm Gonna Let them
fight it out on the beach they always
make it through these fights I'm just
like I'm gonna go yep I'm gonna go and
then the next morning his friend had um
died by Suicide oh no so Scott had all
of this guilt the day yeah the day after
his funeral was when these dog puppies
yeah it was so like Scott took the
puppies and he's had them ever since and
like
he's like I left New York because like I
didn't want to end up like I I knew I
needed to change my life and change my
ways right
um so Sydney ends up leaving but they're
like on better way better footing now
um two weeks later Scott gets home and
Sydney is finally back from New York
she's dancing in the kitchen in her like
oversized law school Yale sweatshirt
um with the dogs like singing dancing
just like having a great time baking in
the kitchen with the dogs
um and Scott is like I think I'm in love
with him like I'm so excited she's back
I'm pretty sure I'm in love with my wife
here he's like I'm gonna kiss you now
and then I'm gonna peel off that ugly
sweatshirt and worship every inch of
your body and she's like
this sweatshirt isn't ugly
priorities woman which feels
accurate to something I feel like I'd
say my husband is giving me a very
knowing book right now where he'd be
like yeah so that's not the [ __ ]
point
that is not the you're missing the
actual important part of the
conversation like that's not the part of
the sentence to focus on babe yeah yeah
I'm gonna peel that ugly sweatshirt off
you and worship every into your body you
think my sweatshirt's ugly
what no what all the other words those
are the ones we're focusing on
um so she's baking
he takes a spoon covered in batter out
of her hand like throws it the dogs go
crazy for it he goes down on her and
then like smears cake batter nope all
over her to lick off nope I don't like
that no it just sounds so unsanitary it
really does well like initially like
puts him on her belly I was like okay
and yeah we can we okay all right now
and then he spread at other places and I
was like
between the folds no oh
I'm so sorry everyone
hey you a little I felt like folds was
better than creases oh God none of it's
good
so did I ever tell you about the time oh
oh no is that what happened yes
this is a moment where you should say oh
no because it's real bad
um I was working at a residential
facility where we had male and female
patients and we kept them separated
but you know they still found ways to
hook up and you know they were passing
notes like middle school style and stuff
and we once found a note that a male
patient wrote to a female patient
and it was one of the filthiest things I
have ever read in my life and you've
read a lot of [ __ ] I have read [ __ ]
filth y'all like that's that is my brand
is just [ __ ] filth like there's no
way around it this it was horrifying he
was talking about like I'm gonna slurp
you up like a Twizzler what does that
mean
like a Twizzler so the worst part of it
for me that I will remember until the
day that I die it will take it to my
grave
was
I want to hide Skittles inside you and
use my tongue to find them
Skittles Taste the rainbow [ __ ] but
that's he was like because I bet you
taste like the rainbow and I was like I
no so I I can't really eat Skittles
anymore without thinking of that
but when you said folds and or creases I
was like I bet you could put a lot of
sandals you know where you can hide some
Skittles
in the folds yeah it was bad
it was bad oh my gosh
oh my gosh oh my gosh
oh none of the skills inside you and
find them with my tongue yeah so Scott
licks a bunny cake batter ugh puts it
everywhere
I feel like that is just like a yeast
infection waiting to happen there's a
lot of orgasms
um he carries her to the bedroom for
some sex
um the next day she's like you know
I'm going to call him BHB from now on
believe the hype Blackstone
when he's like nice
lest we think back on the like I don't
want to [ __ ] someone who's given more
rides in Disneyland that should tell you
how fun the ride is
like she's like damn he's proven he does
give a good ride
point to Blackstone so then like I would
say it's like essentially like a montage
of like happy couple moments and
picnics and hoes fights when she's
cleaning the dogs and he like says her
words back to her from when she was
drunk or he's like I never want to be
divorced like not even once and so like
or like definitely finding their Rhythm
um he's supposed to be leaving for a
business trip to Houston
and
Sydney's grandmother's lawyer keeps
calling and so they're like hey we've
sold the house like we know you didn't
want your grandfather's car dealership
we know you didn't want the house but
this house is an escrow and it can't go
to the new owners until you come and
take your belongings out of the attic
like that was part of the will
come just settle this [ __ ] we'll stop
bothering you so she takes off to Philly
um
to really settle everything but like
doesn't tell Scott because she's like
it just feels really personal and like
hasn't given him all of like these
details
um and he texts and he's like where are
you and she's like
I'm in Philly
like
and he's like what and she's like I'm
it's like for my grandma's lawyer and
then just kind of drops it so in the box
when when she gets to the house there's
just like one box in the Attic that has
her name on top that's like real creepy
right yes like she even said she's like
I'd laugh at how comically dramatic this
was if it wasn't so unsettling yes
um and there's a lot there's like
several letters in there to her from
this dude named Josh
um who's the guy that she'd hired the pi
to look for
historically um and she didn't realize
he'd been like searching for her too and
trying to reach out to her
so she goes back to her like shitty
hotel in rural Pennsylvania outside of
Philly and is like bawling her eyes out
and Scott texted her and he's like open
your door I'm at the hotel like come out
and she's like no well no she's like no
one's ever come for me before like no
one like no one's ever done that before
like oh my gosh
they make love in the crappy Hotel
um and she tells them this the whole the
whole back story the rest of what we
didn't know that when she was a teenager
she'd um
like her mom had been a teenager I think
so she was raised
um by her
maternal grandparents I think her
parents had died in a car accident or
something in that capacity
and
very religious conservative oppressive
household
um and she worked at the library and
like she like she's like I did
everything I could dig it out of the
house so
she has been taking lunch in the alley
like behind the library meets Josh who
is working on the construction site next
door and like very much this teen
romance Grandpa finds out forces her to
break it off she like says all these
horrible things to Josh to get him to go
away and leave her alone
and then she's really upset has a fight
with her grandfather about it
um
and her grandfather pushes her down the
stairs and she like breaks two ribs oh
no yeah and so like she's like
sick like 16 or 17 by the time this
happens and so she's like finally
realizes she's like this is leverage
where she's like essentially tells her
grandfather I need you to put my entire
college fund in a separate account
account
um
if you say like I I will if you do not I
will tell the authorities that you push
me down the stairs I will show them the
scars on my thighs like you will not
touch me again and they had wanted her
to like live at home and commute to
college and she's like I will not I'm
moving out and so grandfather never
touched her again like never never
harmed her
um but she always felt really guilty and
like all these horrible things she said
to Josh and never being able to make
sure that he was okay and so
the return address is in El Paso on all
of these envelopes
and
Scott's like
go to El Paso like do what you need to
do like it's okay so she goes to El Paso
I I felt like this was like a little
like
kind of annoyed me how they did this
where she like Parks outside the house
like
figures out how he's in Parks outside
sees his like gorgeous wife and like son
and is like oh he's doing great okay
decides to leave put them's out and sees
her well then it was like she like
coincidentally ran into him at the gas
station by the house oh yeah okay right
and I'm like
real I'm like just say she knocked on
the door like that feels more believable
than like
yeah
I saw your wife and kid who was like
he's doing good I'm so glad I'm gonna
leave now
oh and then I ran into the gas station
could you believe it I'm like no I
actually couldn't believe it you're not
from El Paso like this this isn't right
um
but apparently
able to have a great conversation get a
lot of closure there goes back to
Wyoming
um goes to the bar over like sees Scott
playing pool
um with a friend who like asks him how
married life is and he's like married
life is really great like I love my wife
a lot and like she overhears that and
they're like what like you love me yeah
and so they're oh we're happy like
everybody like cliche love moment yeah
yes like you're back from El Paso let's
go [ __ ] we love each other
Ayo hey yeah it's like very much I'm
like okay we can work with that
so
fast forward not quite sure when this
happens they're doing like they're just
in a relationship like they're married
now they're they have a marriage they
have a relationship right but he still
doesn't know that his dad's dying well
now he's dead
[Laughter]
so Scott walks in to Sydney's office
just like look like face crumpled is
like
my dad is dead he collapsed and hit his
head oh and so Sydney's like
did they tell you what led to the
collapse like how much do you yeah and
then
he's like no I just like assumed like he
had a heart attack or a stroke or like
something and she's like
he had cancer like and like tells him
and Scott's like
a trade yeah Scott's like you knew and
she's like he asked me not to tell you
and and he's like so you blackmailed me
into Mary like knowing like my yeah so
he's like
because he was initially like Hey we're
gonna be leaving for New York in a few
hours pack your bags and then said he's
like
I'm leaving for New York you need to get
there on your own I don't want any of
your [ __ ] here when I get back like
Big Time betrayed yes huge
big betrayed he's big mad over this
betrayal
um in New York Scott is still like super
frigid won't talk to Sydney at all like
at the funeral like
everyone knows they're married Sydney
like takes one look at him is like I
guess I'm not sitting with the family
like goes and like sits with her
assistant and everyone's kind of like
that's weird yeah what's going on there
um
so at the office
um he
like tells her like after the funeral he
tells her
that he's not going back to Wyoming
um he's taking he's taking over the
company yeah he's taking he's taking
over the company he's filing for divorce
and she's fired
um well I mean she's like the CEO right
now so like
um like they're like in this weird place
right because part of the reason they
needed to be married was because like
the board wouldn't really have approved
Sydney
um
yeah he's like I would rather see this
entire company crumble than see you at
the home so like
watch yeah like watch the [ __ ] out
um
and so and Sydney's just like
being Sydney and like honestly like
nothing but class and Poise and like
overcoming everything she's overcome and
just
isn't gonna fight it isn't gonna be loud
he won't talk to her but she's like okay
well
it is what it is so he blind sized
Sydney like she gets called into a
meeting the entire board is there he
says
um that
she's no longer going to be CEO he had a
sister sign over all of her shares he
now has controlling interest and will be
running the entire company and that
Frank appointed Sydney when he was not
of sound mind and that Sydney
manipulated him into his position I
don't like Scott
so and Sydney's like
well there went my entire career that
just got torped his whole life yeah and
she's like what am I
I'm not gonna like rant and Rave it's
not gonna help anything so she just like
is like all right I'm gonna make it
a peaceful handoff like I'm not I
clearly can't stay here
um like submits her two weeks notice and
I was like I'm moving on I'm I'm bowing
out as as gracefully as I can here like
right I'm not gonna win this so I'm not
gonna fight it yeah so like Scott has
appointed a new general counsel
um who comes in who's like
oh this is a weird sentence but who's
the hot cartoon
Jessica Rabbit I was like
Johnny Bravo I don't know what you're
asking I don't for some reason I got so
nervous about who you were gonna say
Johnny Bravo is the solid uh male
equivalent yeah I was like
oh no Hannah if it's weird keep it
inside
like who's the hot cartoon and you're
like Bugs Bunny I'd be like oh
Elmer Fudd obviously
it's the hat for me Wiley Coyote
foreign
if I'm being 100 honest it's it's the
dad from Powerpuff Girls that's the one
I I could work with that
he's very smart yeah he's very caring
he's yeah he is
there are worse cartoons we named
several already yeah we really
we did name several yeah so so what is
Jessica Rabbit have to do it's like
Jessica Rabbit is like who I when like
the new council's like super hot like
yeah like corporate Vixen corporate
Vixen clearly into Scott is like gonna
be trying to make her move the moves yes
and Sydney's like I'm just
trying to like get out of this with a
little bit of my dignity intact at this
point so
we like Sydney's been like doing all
this behind the scenes we switched to
Scott's perspective he's sitting in his
office the new general counsel Jessica
Rabbit chick comes in and it's
definitely like
her skirts hiked up a little too high
her shirt is like has one or two like
she's not subtle no she's very much
trying to like make a move and he just
like shuts it down and he's like hey
just to be clear I don't [ __ ] my staff
like
like he has gone into like ruthless like
but in this this ruthless energy where
he's like this is I'm becoming my dad
and my dad would be really proud in a
way we're stepping into his shoes
finally like he always wanted yes but
also like
he's like oh she sat
in the chair in front of my dad's desk
like it's not like he's still very much
removed and like viewing everything as
his father's and not his own right
um and so
he shuts down the general counsel and
then is like did you have any questions
and she's like oh well like let I want
to talk about the Tokyo deal
um Sydney's actually been like super
helpful and giving me all these details
and like Scott's like of course she's
[ __ ] helpful like she's like I'm mad
but because she's amazing damn it yes
like
I still love my wife but I can't believe
she betrayed like
so he's just still like reconciling all
that Sydney walks into the his office
and it's like hey like do you have a
minute
um and he like notices like she's
wearing like
jeans and uh sweater and I was like this
isn't
work clothing and
he's like where where are you going and
she's like yeah I'm I'm leaving and he's
like you still have two days left in
your two weeks notice she's like Scott I
was here until midnight last night
tagging files for your your new general
counsel
I'm done I'm done
um also here's what you wanted here are
the signed divorce papers I'm not asking
for anything here's my wedding ring and
Scott's like starting to panic wait a
minute wait a minute yeah he's like wait
what I didn't mean that yeah and he's
she's like have a nice life like
I need to leave and like she leaves and
like starts like crying and
is he's like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] so
it's now a month later
so God's with his family
um and his sister's like
I love
I love that like it's not an important
detail but they describe a scissors like
walking and sitting down with a glass of
wine filled to the top
I was like yep yes
um and so
his sister's like so Mom said he won't
Grant Sydney the divorce what's up with
that and he's like
I don't
I don't know like
mind mind your own business I'll get
around to it it just hasn't been a
priority am I taking over the business
and then
his sister starts talking about like do
you remember a couple years ago when
like mom found that lump and like needed
to go for a biopsy and like I couldn't
get out here to New York from California
and like you know Sydney was the one who
took Mom right like because she's
Sydney's very much been in his parents
lives like he was in Wyoming and like
very disconnected from them yeah yeah
and so she was taking care of them so
much so and the sister's like so why are
you mad with Sydney for not telling you
about Dad's cancer but you're not mad at
mom for not telling you about the cancer
um and like
Scott really realizing how badly he
[ __ ] it and he's like
what if I do love her like what what do
I do like oh [ __ ] help me yeah and then
his sister's like you love her so much
you destroyed her career in days
I [ __ ] with the sister I really do oh
yeah all of the supporting characters I
love it
um and then like his sister is even like
I thought this marriage would do you
good but it really only did her harm
like yeah and Scott's like
[ __ ] I love my wife what do I do like I
need to make this right I like
I like it was all my pride it was all of
like right all this stuff it was the
shock for my dad right so Scott tracks
down Miller who like won't answer his
phone calls and had quit like oh yeah in
the office at one point they walked past
each other and like nobody's like
[ __ ]
and Scott's like what did you say and
he's like I said would you like a coffee
sir
and and he's like watch yourselves like
are you trying to get fired and Miller's
like it's my last day go ahead like
I love Miller right so much of this
energy but Miller won't take his calls
so he like shows up at Miller's place
and is like it's the pizza man but he's
like we didn't order it damn it like you
got me kind of energy oh God
and so he's like
Scott's like I need to talk to Sydney
her like when I call it goes straight to
voicemail like I can't get through to
her like I don't know where she is right
I'm worried yes and so Miller's like
fine
a while back she'd brokered this deal
and this like Chinese gazillionaire was
like super impressed by her and wants to
bring her on board so she's at the Ritz
in Singapore like Scott like takes off
to Singapore
so then we Flash Forward to Sydney
who is not in Singapore and she gets a
phone call from Miller who's like I love
Miller so much that is excellent oh no
it gets even better because Miller calls
Sydney and he's like yeah so like
um Scott shut up at my door and said he
like like wouldn't like leave me alone
if they needed to find you so like I may
have said you were staying at the Ritz
in Singapore
um and then I made a reservation at the
Ritz and then I canceled it
um and your name and then when he called
me again I said that you were in Dubai
and so
I made a reservation in your name and
then canceled it
um and so then he threatened my life and
my husband's wife and all of the lives
of my future children if I didn't tell
him where you are and so yeah he's like
on his way I'm sorry but like
okay so he just sent him all over the
world
yeah I love him everyone needs a Miller
in their life truly for real someone who
will back you that hard
um so the funniest part is that Sydney
really realized she loved life in
Wyoming she loved being able to be
settled there she's in Wyoming so she
bought a townhouse in Jacksonville and
is in his hometown this whole time
oh man and so
um Sydney's like out at a concert like a
summer concert with Laurel and she's
like I don't know like Jackson hole's
like big enough for the two of us like
we don't need a cross path yes it
doesn't even mean we're in New York a
lot yes 100 she's like it's fine it's
fine and then Laurel's like
yeah I don't know about that girl I
think he found you and like Scott's like
standing on a picnic table like
searching the crowd
feverishly for Sydney
so he like comes up and Sydney's like
all right well that's my cue to leave
this concert I have enjoyed it thanks
Laurel see you around yeah so like she
like tries to leave Scott is following
her essentially and like trying to
apologize and he's like I love you like
I'm so sorry and Sydney's like hey I'm
gonna say this once and then we're gonna
move on and never speak again
you hurt me more than anyone ever has
before and you used my love against me
without giving me a chance to to talk it
through and I want a divorce and I want
to move on with my life so good for her
thank you but no thank you
have a good day right wish I could say
that I enjoyed this time we've had
together yes but please get away from me
so the next day a bouquet of the same
roses like type of roses that he had
like picked her up at the from before
um show up at her house with a letter
where like he really explains like he's
like my dad used to do some Cutthroat
[ __ ] and I 100 like thought like
this was just his final move to try and
get me to take power and like that this
was all just to manipulate me and like I
didn't really realize that
you were part of this is like
you were put in a really precarious
difficult situation and you are grieving
him as well and like I wasn't able to
recognize that and like a true apology
but she's like
so but they keep going to overlapping
events like there's a backyard barbecue
like she's there for several hours when
he gets there she leaves she like
follows her to the front door and
like and they kiss and she's like yep
okay we're not nope not doing that
you're like can't do that
um and then she's out at the bar and is
supposed to meet Laurel for Laurel for
drinks and then that's when the drunk
like 20 year old is like anyone ever
told you you look like like Lively she's
like no one's sober
um and so Scott shows up and she's like
no she's like I'm supposed to be meeting
Laura for for drinks and he's like yeah
Laurel's not coming like
got him I wanted to talk to you
um
so he's like
he follows her outside I think again I
don't remember
um
he gives her the sign divorce papers
and
but then all like he essentially is like
I love you I'll leave you alone like I
just need to give this to you so he
takes off when she opens the envelope
it's like signed divorce papers all of
his shares of Blackstone he signed over
to her
so like she now has controlling interest
of the entire company
um like wrote her like a letter being
like I love you I'll wait for you
forever like
just say when and I'm here
um but also like this whole time like
she's missed him as well it was like a
shitty situation across the board right
she's like [ __ ] I do love my husband I
do want to make this work he
he was hurting he hurt me
I but like
I do want to be with him and so he's
leaving to go back to New York and then
it's like the quintessential like
airport yes like he's going through
security
she shouts his name there's the
rekindling yes like that's like the big
finale is like the airport where he like
runs through and like or comes back
through she jumps in his arms and is
like you said to say when so when yeah
very much
um the epilogue is like two years later
it's their wedding
they are getting married they have a son
he's been running the ranch she's been
running Blackstone
um
yeah and they get married and their
son's name is Jack my dog's name is
Brandon
um that's who you hear
probably the deer in the backyard oh
or I don't know what's wrong with him
right now
um huh and so yeah so that is cute
like super cute super like
makes a good rom-com like I could I
could actually see it becoming a movie
kind of energy
um I it's one of those that I feel like
I like
can easily pick up once a year like I
wouldn't say something that I'm like oh
like it's just a comfort read that I
like have read 30 times but like
decompression read yeah yeah it's a good
palette cleanser it's funny it's smart
I don't know what's our rating scale
thinking about that Irish Wolfhounds
were they are very large they are quite
large okay we can go Irish tiny the
bowls but they're even larger
so ironically
um no let's go Irish Wolfhounds out of
they are pretty big
six
five
I would say like four out of six like
I'd like rate it like above average it's
not a book that you're going to be like
this book
revolutionized the way I like approached
like reading you know but it's one of
those where you're like
it's solid and fun and I think it's a
it's a really good just like safe
rom-com recommendation
hold on hold on I can't do the math on
that four or six is two-thirds thank you
there you go
66.6
[ __ ] watch me do some math
Jesus Christ that's about all the math I
can do I was gonna make a comment about
it but I'm not going to because I was
wrong about the comment I was getting
what are you gonna say don't worry about
it
I am gonna take that to my grave because
no one else needs to know about the dumb
[ __ ] that almost just came out of my
mouth by your grave do you mean when we
stop recording you'll tell me
I think because that's what I hope you
mean by your grave I'll consider it
perfect
um no it was cute like I think sometimes
I get
I get fixated on on things with certain
characters where I'm like [ __ ] that guy
and then I have a hard time coming back
but I don't feel that necessarily when
I'm reading but when you tell me things
I'm like no you really when I felt like
that's where I was like reading it Scott
definitely did some shitty things but I
also didn't feel like when I was reading
it I'm not like
this [ __ ] could never recover
right right you're like Yeah because it
all just like happens it's a pretty
quick read I
it's under 300 pages I think so like
it's definitely one of those that I'm
like it doesn't take a long time for the
shittiness to like move on and like
right I also think that it's hard when
we're talking about it because you often
miss a lot of like the internal dialogue
right right and like his thoughts and
how like his actions are like maybe not
lining where he's like realizing he
likes his wife and like it's hard to
like capture all of those moments so I
do think there's sometimes that like
I'll be like describing it and I'm like
no Hannah he's not gonna be that shitty
just like give it give it a few minutes
and it'll level out again right and like
yes he 100 had his like shitty moments
but I think they were all redeemable
yeah and he I think something I
appreciated is that he like owned all of
them and like
I think there's a lot of books we have
read where like the alpha holes right
are just like [ __ ] deal with it yeah
like I don't apologize apologies are for
[ __ ] like yeah and you're like no like
realizing where he's like oh I really
did [ __ ] up oh I like that really was
childish and immature and like what was
I so mad about and like
honestly I think part of what I
appreciated about Scott is he like
seemed like a dude who just like
didn't necessarily have the skills to
process in the moment right but then
like with a little time and space was
like
so I'd like to Circle back to that right
I might have overshot yes
um
and so for that I think like it really
is like funny and cute and that's when
you're like it's like a warm ball of
nothing I was like I feel like it's
the stuff above yeah it's a step above a
warm bowl of nothing
um I've read a couple books
to try and say again
um but Angelico
marzipan
um
I don't know why those words have all
Frangelico and marzipan are always two
words that have gone together in my head
there's zero Rhymer reason for it he I
yeah they're nope yep uh
but I think
yeah this was the first book I'd ever
read by her and I do think of all the
ones I've read it is probably still my
favorite but yeah like
once again I don't think it's like
winning huge Awards or like it's not
like life-changing
um we're not breaking any ground here no
but it's like it's nice it's super solid
and cozy and cute and like just like a
good beach read it's not too angsty like
it's it's got a little bit enough to
keep you engaged but not so much that
it's like stressful like it has like the
right level of drama yeah to it for sure
yeah so all right four out of six
Irish Wolfhounds Irish Wolfhounds Hannah
what were you gonna say earlier don't
worry about it okay I won't
um let us y'all read it let us know how
many Wolfhounds are there other types of
Wolfhounds do we need to specify Irish
Wolfhounds I don't know enough about
Wolfhounds to speak on that fair let us
know how many Irish Wolfhounds you would
read it and have a good day spot sweats
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