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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and

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everyone in between

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gather round get you something real nice

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to sip on and comfy to slip on cause

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it's time

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Smite Club

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here's your hosts Chelsea and Anna

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hey everybody Welcome to smut Club I'm

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Chelsea I'm Anna

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welcome to the [ __ ] show

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that's an app that's an apt introduction

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yeah it feels right for Where We Are

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you know both personally professionally

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just um emotionally really yeah yeah

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just on this day we're recording just

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that really welcome to the [ __ ] show

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really covers Us on all bases on every

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man I should start using that more it's

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really all-encompassing it really is

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like maybe like

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I'd get yeah no that wouldn't go well I

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was wondering if I could put it as my

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sign off on my email signature Network

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you couldn't do that I don't think

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I did see where like one like on I think

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was on Tick Tock or like one gen Z girl

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kept like changing her and she was like

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until my boss notices and I'm like I

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and then it would

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depending on who got the email I would

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have someone sending me a chat being

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like you free to hop on a link real fast

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like end of business if not the next day

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for sure for sure you know so that made

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me think of this isn't super relevant

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um for those who have listened to our

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very first episode

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um cardigan guy from where I work

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yesterday was his last day he is moving

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on and really excited about what's

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coming next and everything and so we did

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a whole thing to say goodbye to him

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yesterday we had lunch and all this

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stuff and somebody got him a card that

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we were all supposed to sign

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and I did not know what to write

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so I just put warmest regards

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and that was it in his card and when uh

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I saw him at the end of the day and I

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was like officially saying goodbye he

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was like I just want you to know that uh

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where Mr guards hurt the most hurt the

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most well there's also like

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depending on how I feel like work cards

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like depending on how many people are

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signing them a lot a lot you can only

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write best of luck we'll miss you like

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so many times you're like what can I put

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that's different and not what every

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single other person put so you're like

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I'm gonna shoot my shot and he's like

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hit really hard yeah your shot landed

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called transformation so when patients

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finish their time we give them a word

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and quotes and stuff and it's all very

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so somebody had the idea to do this for

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him and he is

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um not that kind of individual and I

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immediately knew that he would hate it

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so I was like yes I will take this on I

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will do that you're like he'll hate it

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let's let's [ __ ] go find me the [ __ ]

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up I full named him on the sheet right

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we gave him the word growth as his word

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to take with him everybody on the team

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I put what a long strange trip it's been

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like on the front and then somebody put

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something about like

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you know uh as long as you are moving

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forward in growth you're never falling

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behind or something like that all the

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the picture of Michael Scott in front of

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the Whiteboard where it says you missed

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100 of the shots you don't take Wayne

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it was an absolute disaster but he

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didn't know that it was me

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because my boss presented it to him I

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didn't know that she was gonna read

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every quote

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so she stood there incredible and read

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every quote including one that was

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don't ask me how my day was at work it's

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a lot like a drive-by shooting I'm just

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glad I made it out alive

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oh my gosh she read that out loud she

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read that out loud and I was like oh

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[ __ ] me running like

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I didn't choose that quote

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but I did include it so

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incredible yeah so then I told him at

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the end of the day that it was me and he

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I [ __ ] hate you

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I was like I'll miss you too love you

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too buddy I wish you well on your future

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endeavors so there was I think it was

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movie yeah

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getting my my 80s adventure movies

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but the Earth is patient

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and they're like what like that that

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advice is not helpful for what we needed

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but that's what I thought of when you

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were like having to submit a quote about

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growth I 100 would have gone with the ox

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in our slow but the Earth is patient and

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then when you're like and then my boss

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no one would know what to do it was

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mockumentary like a Parks and Rec it

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went a little bit yeah and he even said

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when I told him it was me

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um what's her name on Game of Thrones

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like I've never watched Game of Thrones

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what okay then I don't feel bad about it

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well honestly the show was a bit of a

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letdown the books have been excellent

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but Christ only knows if he's ever gonna

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finish the story but the point is

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there's at one point this old woman

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kills a lot of people

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um as revenge for the death of her own

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family and so she's about to die she

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knows she's about to die and then she's

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like tell the queen it was me I want her

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that is exactly what I felt like I was

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if he hadn't come to see me I would have

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told him later but like

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tell William it was me I wanted to know

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well not that it really leads us into

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two days it doesn't but because we

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should probably pivot there at some

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point that is why we're here I guess

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um today we're here for the book you can

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have Manhattan by P is her name last

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name danjelico I don't know it's

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so sorry if you're listening to this P I

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also I should have looked up what peace

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that's not it no so what is this part of

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Japan I don't know like all these words

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feel similar rolling off my tongue oh

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geez we're not even drinking what honey

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pseudonym

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P for pseudonym

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because the English language is stupid

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and pseudonym starts with a P it it is

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not an easy language I feel very bad

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when people when like people are like

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how do why and I'm like I don't know

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either bro these words are confused in a

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Manhattan it's feel good it's just like

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light-hearted it's

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things and like parts of this book that

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are like very understated right

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in a way that I was like man I'm bummed

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that like we won't be able to capture

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all of it so if you're just like looking

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for I'm just gonna tell you now if

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you're looking for like a cozy rom-commy

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book I would recommend this one this is

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like a worm bowl of nothing level

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I would rate it higher than some of the

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warm bowls of nothing like it's

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do I see a world where JLo stars in the

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TV well no that's made in Manhattan

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that's why I thought of JLo I was gonna

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say the main girl in this one is blonde

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so not JLo

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um like at one point in the book there's

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a drunk dude hitting on her at the bar

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he's like has anyone ever told you you

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look like Blake Lively and she's like

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not anyone sober it's like kind of the

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energy I like it of this book so we open

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with Sydney we do go back and forth

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like Sydney than Scott but honestly

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there's a lot where I'm like you don't

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really like need to stand yeah like I

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feel like there's some chapters where

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you're like oh it's important to note

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happens in like the book The the needed

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book that we just like recently reviewed

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right where like you're like there's

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dual points of view but then like a lot

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of the times you're like it doesn't

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really matter so we open with Sydney she

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is a high power lawyer she's general

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counsel for Black Stone holding she's

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been there for like a decade

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her boss is Frank Blackstone

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he's this like ruthless hard ass who

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also loves a good prank she like

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describes where like he once through a

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um and then didn't like charge anyone

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for it like he like threw this like Gala

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and then afterwards stuck all of the

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attendees with the bill and then when

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they didn't pay he's like oh you want me

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to go public with the fact that you

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didn't pay for this Gala that he took

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all of the money and donated it to a

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charity like that level of Ruthless and

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lot with this man and he's very much a

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father figure to Sydney

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Bears he's dying

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so you're like here's this character

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that's really endearing and very lovable

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now that you enjoy him and are

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semi-attached to him he is he's more of

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like a ruthless [ __ ] but like

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endearing in that yeah so he has he's

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telling Sydney he has melanoma it's come

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back and he has a year at most

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Frank it's very important to him because

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he's Frank Blackstone and he wants

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Blackstone holding to stay in the family

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and he very much views Sydney as family

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um so he's like I want you to take my

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place as CEO like I want you to step

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into that role this is my My Wish

283
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um but he's like I need my family to

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maintain controlling interest I view you

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as family are you legally my family no

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so what I need you to do is marry my son

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my small favor my Playboy [ __ ] son

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who's like 38 years old and Sydney's

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like yeah I remember him

290
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I kissed him at like she doesn't say

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this but like it's like ruminating on it

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and she's like I kissed him at

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um like Frank's daughter's wedding

294
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things went sideways she's like I heard

295
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a story about one time he like he's like

296
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go [ __ ] anything that moves he brought

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home a clown she had a mini donkey with

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her like

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he's just like yeah yeah I know I know

300
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who Scott is yeah but that would be my

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son yep yes so Frank's like you need to

302
00:12:17,399 --> 00:12:21,899
marry Scott my son and you need to stay

303
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together for three years and then get

304
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divorced I don't give a [ __ ] I don't

305
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give a [ __ ] but like you need I'm gonna

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be dead anyway truly he's like for my

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plan to come to fruition I need you to

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marry my son and stay married for at

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least three years

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and so Sydney reluctantly says yes but

311
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also like this company is very important

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to her she's been there forever

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um so then Frank calls Scott

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and he's like like hey by the way I have

315
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a plan yeah and he's like so

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I need you to marry Sydney and Scott's

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like also ruminating is like I remember

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her I kissed her at my sister's wedding

319
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and then she need me in the balls and

320
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you don't forget a woman who almost

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turned you into a eunuch like it's very

322
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this is where he's at right

323
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um and so Frank's like you need to marry

324
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Sydney and Scott's like I will not thank

325
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you for offering and friends like I will

326
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cut you off financially and Scott's like

327
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cool I run a ranch

328
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um out here in Wyoming it is very

329
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lucrative I'm doing great so cut me off

330
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I don't give a [ __ ] and so then

331
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Franklin goes for like

332
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the the kill shot and

333
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um tells him that um he's like well you

334
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know all of that land you've been having

335
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me buy up for years because you want to

336
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like like land preservation is the only

337
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thing you give a [ __ ] about and you want

338
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to turn it into a national park

339
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cool if you don't marry Sydney I'm gonna

340
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break up all of those millions of acres

341
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and sell them off oh cool she's on her

342
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she's on her way to Wyoming that's cold

343
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yeah he's like she's on the private jet

344
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:06,600
she'll be there soon pick her up from

345
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the airport be a doll right oh also

346
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:11,820
worth noting Frank told ask Sydney not

347
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to tell Scott about his diagnosis was

348
00:14:11,820 --> 00:14:16,920
like I want to tell my son in my time

349
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and Sydney's like I respect that like

350
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it's not really like mine to tell

351
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um but yes so Scott runs the Lazy S

352
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:29,040
Ranch in Wyoming

353
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um does s stand for [ __ ] lazy [ __ ] lazy

354
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:33,600
[ __ ] lazy Scott I don't know I don't I

355
00:14:31,380 --> 00:14:35,519
don't I feel like they might clarify at

356
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,620
some point I don't really remember

357
00:14:35,519 --> 00:14:39,300
um but he's like 38 now he really has

358
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settled down over all of these years

359
00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:45,120
he's like a solid business man is like

360
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:46,440
doing great just like but he's also like

361
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,060
yeah I went to business school I was

362
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gonna follow my dad's footsteps not

363
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:52,680
where I wanted to be I am a rancher in

364
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my soul

365
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:58,320
I mean my words not his

366
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um yeah so

367
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:02,100
the plan is that like Sydney's gonna go

368
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:04,320
out there hang out Scott they'll get

369
00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:06,839
married do what they need to do and then

370
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:10,019
she's gonna trade like two weeks on two

371
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:11,820
weeks off between Wyoming and New York

372
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um Sydney like Checks Into The Four

373
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:16,440
Seasons is admiring like a cowboy at the

374
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bar as she walks past him to her room

375
00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:20,040
and she's like man that'll make them

376
00:15:17,519 --> 00:15:23,000
like that in New York goes to her room

377
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:25,320
it's Scott what

378
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,639
he's at the he knows she's gonna be at

379
00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:29,040
the Four Seasons because he's like where

380
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:31,500
else would she be he's like she's a boot

381
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:32,760
like a bougie frigid ice queen this is

382
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,320
the only thing that would be up to her

383
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:36,480
standard so

384
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:38,220
he's at the bar trying to get a glimpse

385
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:40,560
at her and he's like she's still really

386
00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:43,320
beautiful she still looks like a frigid

387
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,420
ice [ __ ] she's kind of like his thought

388
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,699
with it and so

389
00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:49,980
he goes and knocks on her hotel room

390
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:52,620
door and

391
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:54,899
um is like hey

392
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:59,180
I need you to call this off and she's

393
00:15:54,899 --> 00:15:59,180
like I will not but thank you

394
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:02,639
but like how he tries to escalate it

395
00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:04,199
he's like

396
00:16:02,639 --> 00:16:07,680
are you sure you want to be married to

397
00:16:04,199 --> 00:16:09,660
me like I I swear a lot I drink a lot I

398
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:11,940
stay out all night she's like

399
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:15,899
yeah okay he's like

400
00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:18,180
I bring I bring women home like I've sex

401
00:16:15,899 --> 00:16:19,199
with a lot of women and she's like

402
00:16:18,180 --> 00:16:23,399
okay

403
00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:25,079
and he goes sometimes I have orgies and

404
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,279
she's like really like with other men

405
00:16:25,079 --> 00:16:27,480
and then he's like no no you're not

406
00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:29,399
you're not paying attention to the

407
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:32,459
details I was like sometimes I have

408
00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:35,160
orgies and then she's like do you want

409
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:36,720
me to draft an NDA that you can give

410
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,339
them

411
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:42,060
like don't threaten me with a good time

412
00:16:38,339 --> 00:16:45,199
babe like come on no truly she's like

413
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:47,639
is any of this supposed to phase me like

414
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:51,019
so he eventually gets frustrated and

415
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:51,019
he's like fine we'll talk tomorrow

416
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:55,940
make sure you do the security lock on

417
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:58,920
your door when I leave and it takes off

418
00:16:55,940 --> 00:17:03,000
he's like she's frigid this will scare

419
00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:04,140
her off truly nope no no no at all so

420
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,439
then

421
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:10,500
um we meet Scott's best friend Ryan and

422
00:17:07,439 --> 00:17:12,419
his office manager Laurel who are just

423
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,860
like fun endearing Side characters like

424
00:17:12,419 --> 00:17:15,179
and they're the only ones he tells about

425
00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:17,640
this Arrangement that it's not like

426
00:17:15,179 --> 00:17:18,660
going to be a true marriage and his best

427
00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,760
friend is like

428
00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:23,160
is she hot

429
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,419
and he's like she's my future wife and

430
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:28,760
he's like

431
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:28,760
what is she hot so yes

432
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:35,340
and he's like [ __ ] this I'm not getting

433
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:38,460
the responses I want and toward me from

434
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:42,000
people here why won't you just do what I

435
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:44,220
want right truly Scott's like I'm trying

436
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:47,940
to kill this deal before it gets legs

437
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:50,100
under it and everyone's like

438
00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:52,140
okay so she

439
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,539
you have to marry a hot lady for three

440
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:56,039
years my heart breaks for you my guy

441
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:58,320
who's like successful in her own right

442
00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:59,880
and not like mooching off of you we hate

443
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:02,460
this for you

444
00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:04,260
what a terrible predicament you're in

445
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:07,559
you're like

446
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:09,419
so it's the next morning Scott goes to

447
00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:11,100
pick Sydney up from the hotel he shows

448
00:18:09,419 --> 00:18:15,480
up in this like

449
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:17,700
rickety [ __ ] pickup truck with his two

450
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:18,960
giant dogs that are Irish Wolfhounds

451
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:22,140
nice

452
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:24,720
those are not small dogs they are not no

453
00:18:22,140 --> 00:18:26,220
like huge they're huge if you need a

454
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:28,799
good laugh like

455
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:30,299
Google Irish Wolfhounds and like look at

456
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:32,700
how large they are and especially when

457
00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:34,140
they think they're lap dogs yes oh so

458
00:18:32,700 --> 00:18:36,480
cute they're like I feel like they're

459
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:38,580
like as close to Clifford as you're

460
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:41,220
gonna get yeah kind of yeah like they

461
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:43,760
are they are huge dogs

462
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:47,640
so he picks her up in this like

463
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:49,740
rickety pickup truck with his two giant

464
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,679
dogs who smell like they live on a ranch

465
00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:56,520
because they do because they do he's

466
00:18:52,679 --> 00:18:57,840
like hitting every pothole like at one

467
00:18:56,520 --> 00:19:00,299
point she almost drops her phone but

468
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:02,940
then like to save her phone she like but

469
00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:03,780
it's her head on the dashboard and she's

470
00:19:02,940 --> 00:19:06,120
like

471
00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:07,919
cool cool cool cool this [ __ ] this is

472
00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:10,320
fine this is fine

473
00:19:07,919 --> 00:19:11,940
um also on this drive why she had her

474
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,039
phone in her hand she's she declined a

475
00:19:11,940 --> 00:19:15,720
call from her grandmother's attorney we

476
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:19,440
do find out her grandmother recently

477
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,520
passed away that will come into play

478
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:22,980
so

479
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:25,260
they get to the ranch he gives her a

480
00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:27,840
tour of his cabin it's like 500 square

481
00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:32,100
feet super outdated like the only

482
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:35,220
updated thing at all is a flat screen TV

483
00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:38,940
but like it's like one of those like

484
00:19:35,220 --> 00:19:42,360
Walmart Navy comforters on the bed like

485
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:45,240
nothing else like very Bare Bones lumpy

486
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:47,760
couch kind of energy she's like

487
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:50,580
well there's one bed here like what's

488
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,960
the sleeping Arrangement and he's like

489
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,640
I guess you sleep on the couch and she's

490
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:55,260
like okay I've slept in worse places and

491
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,880
like we will learn more about her as

492
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,380
this goes but like pretty much

493
00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,780
everything he's doing to try and face

494
00:19:58,380 --> 00:20:03,480
her she's like I've had worse like right

495
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:05,580
try me bro like I've had worse all I can

496
00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:06,419
sleep on a lumpy couch

497
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,580
um

498
00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:11,340
also then like Scott I forgot Scott

499
00:20:08,580 --> 00:20:13,020
called his sister for camaraderie and

500
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:15,539
like tells her what's happening he's

501
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:16,919
like I have to marry Sydney Evans or

502
00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:20,000
whatever I think her last name is Evans

503
00:20:16,919 --> 00:20:22,080
and his sister's like just starts

504
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,860
hysterically laughing and she's like

505
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:27,740
LOLs that girl hates you

506
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:31,020
suck bro good luck

507
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:33,419
love you bye

508
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:38,460
Scott is not giving any of the sympathy

509
00:20:33,419 --> 00:20:40,320
he's like where's the support truly so

510
00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:41,580
she's back at the Four Seasons at this

511
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,340
point he texts her and he's like be

512
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:46,080
ready to fly by four they go to Vegas to

513
00:20:44,340 --> 00:20:48,120
get married

514
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:49,740
um they check in to the hotel and he's

515
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,600
like be at the chapel at nine don't be

516
00:20:49,740 --> 00:20:53,580
late and he just takes off so like

517
00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:56,460
they're not really

518
00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:57,419
bonding as husband and wife at this

519
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,919
point

520
00:20:57,419 --> 00:21:02,400
um well they also aren't husband and

521
00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:05,940
wife yeah yeah at this point

522
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:08,460
um so she is there at like nine o'clock

523
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:10,140
he's not 9 15 year olds around he's not

524
00:21:08,460 --> 00:21:11,039
9 30 rolls around he's not and she's

525
00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:13,559
like

526
00:21:11,039 --> 00:21:15,720
I'm being stood up for my own wedding

527
00:21:13,559 --> 00:21:18,240
that I didn't even want to be a part of

528
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:20,160
that is like part of essentially a

529
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:24,419
business deal because my father figure

530
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:27,539
is dying like what like this is like a

531
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:30,539
new low right standing here with [ __ ]

532
00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:31,679
Elvis at the wedding chapel in Vegas

533
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,120
oh

534
00:21:31,679 --> 00:21:34,440
right

535
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:36,120
um and so while she's standing there and

536
00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:37,320
it's like kind of embarrassed

537
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,360
um and she's just kind of thinking about

538
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:42,059
her life choices that have led her right

539
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:44,460
here right how did I get here yes she's

540
00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:46,080
like what so

541
00:21:44,460 --> 00:21:47,580
um we do learn that there's someone from

542
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:51,120
her past that she'd like she'd

543
00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:53,100
previously hired a pi to try and find

544
00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:56,900
um we learned she also grew up in like a

545
00:21:53,100 --> 00:22:00,360
very like con oppressively conservative

546
00:21:56,900 --> 00:22:04,020
religious household

547
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:05,700
um and she decided in the time that when

548
00:22:04,020 --> 00:22:06,900
they got to Vegas and she was like oh I

549
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:08,760
should like I'm gonna try and find a

550
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:10,559
dress that I like to wear tonight and

551
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:12,120
she found a dress that she's like I

552
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:13,559
splurged on it I really don't want to

553
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:15,840
get married multiple times in my life

554
00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:17,580
while I don't know like but she's like I

555
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,980
swear on this wedding dress it covers my

556
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:21,240
scars is what we know we don't we don't

557
00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:22,440
know more about that

558
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:26,120
so

559
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:30,059
the door crashes open Scott stumbles in

560
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:32,700
completely trashed love that

561
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:35,340
completely completely trashed they

562
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:37,860
Exchange rings he actually like

563
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:40,260
she got his ring size wrong so like she

564
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:42,240
like shoves a ring that's way too small

565
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:43,740
like well she realizes it's not gonna

566
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,799
fit he's like it'll fit it'll be fine

567
00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:49,260
like jams it on his finger ah

568
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:51,919
the ring he got her he actually like got

569
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:55,919
her like a very very nice

570
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:58,080
bougie Tiffany's diamond ring sort of

571
00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:59,820
energy

572
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:01,740
um but it's too big so like this is too

573
00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:04,080
small hers is too big

574
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:06,120
um when he kisses the bride they're like

575
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,679
oh we do still have that chemistry

576
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:11,039
though I know I need him in the balls

577
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:13,260
before but we do have that chemistry so

578
00:23:11,039 --> 00:23:15,840
this is like this poor woman clearly has

579
00:23:13,260 --> 00:23:17,640
had a very difficult life and is

580
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:19,080
thinking back on her apparently

581
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,520
difficult life that we don't have a ton

582
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,200
of details about she's like I didn't

583
00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:23,340
want to do this in the first place I

584
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,580
don't ever want to get married again

585
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:28,799
this is my one shot my stupid husband to

586
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:32,220
be is nowhere to be found and then shows

587
00:23:28,799 --> 00:23:36,120
up smash Hammer [ __ ] drunk and she's

588
00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:38,220
like alrighty here we go that's sad I

589
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:39,780
don't know what I would do if I showed

590
00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:42,720
up on my wedding day and my husband was

591
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:44,159
trashed before the ceremony

592
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,620
nothing good

593
00:23:44,159 --> 00:23:48,000
my husband just like chuckled which I

594
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:50,700
don't I don't know how to interpret it's

595
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:54,299
concerning my husband was sober when we

596
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:57,059
got married you sure about that

597
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:58,860
he says you would have been pissed yeah

598
00:23:57,059 --> 00:24:02,580
you know that would not

599
00:23:58,860 --> 00:24:04,559
would not have gone gone great nope I

600
00:24:02,580 --> 00:24:07,620
did have some friends get married

601
00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:10,080
Florida and the groom gave all of the

602
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:12,840
groomsmen filled flasks as their gifts

603
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:14,760
oh but then they all drank them before

604
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,280
the I'm like watching them take pictures

605
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:19,860
and there's like a gate at the entry of

606
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:22,080
this like of the drive of this like very

607
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:24,299
nice event space

608
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:28,020
one of the Crimson is like hanging off

609
00:24:24,299 --> 00:24:29,400
of it and I was like oh yeah there he is

610
00:24:28,020 --> 00:24:32,280
a friend I know

611
00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:34,080
I know like when when I tell you I was

612
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,299
so proud of the groomsmen for making it

613
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,700
down the aisle in a straight line I was

614
00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:41,039
like oh thank [ __ ] he didn't fall over

615
00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:43,440
nobody tripped I was like no one was

616
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:46,380
swerving like there was no Bob and weave

617
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:49,200
happening I was so nervous

618
00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:51,059
like truly what would you do Hannah if

619
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,159
you showed up to your wedding

620
00:24:51,059 --> 00:24:56,039
and your spouse your soon-to-be spouse

621
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:58,799
was trashed I mean

622
00:24:56,039 --> 00:25:00,840
I it depends if it's my current husband

623
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:02,520
I'd have been like well it's been really

624
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,500
nice knowing you I love you but I'm not

625
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,900
doing this by but that's probably what I

626
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:08,640
would do regardless

627
00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:10,559
yeah I feel like there's like very

628
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,679
little context in which I would be like

629
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:15,419
yeah you get a pass you know what I mean

630
00:25:13,679 --> 00:25:16,620
no nobody gets passed like you don't get

631
00:25:15,419 --> 00:25:19,919
a pass

632
00:25:16,620 --> 00:25:23,400
no I was also once at a wedding where

633
00:25:19,919 --> 00:25:25,679
the groom like between the sound so like

634
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:28,200
the ceremony took place

635
00:25:25,679 --> 00:25:30,059
the ceremony and reception took place in

636
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:33,299
a gazebo so there was a ceremony

637
00:25:30,059 --> 00:25:35,039
everyone went and ate on the lawn right

638
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:36,299
and then they flip like they took all of

639
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:38,640
the chairs out to the lawn and then the

640
00:25:36,299 --> 00:25:40,320
Gazebo is there for dancing so like in

641
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:42,179
the time like there was really no place

642
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:44,820
to go like you were very much out in the

643
00:25:42,179 --> 00:25:46,620
opening time um by the time dancing

644
00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:49,620
started

645
00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:52,020
his eyes were so glazed like he was so

646
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:55,440
stoned oh like to the point that like

647
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:57,720
people were noting it right and I'm like

648
00:25:55,440 --> 00:26:00,360
I do remember and I should formally

649
00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:03,299
apologize to our best man at our wedding

650
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:05,220
but I told him if he was stoned at our

651
00:26:03,299 --> 00:26:06,720
reception I would cut his balls off and

652
00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:11,220
he's like no need to threaten me and I

653
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:13,380
go not a threat it's a promise Jesus oh

654
00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:15,600
yeah then he was like I think afterwards

655
00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:18,360
he told Vance he's like

656
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:20,880
your fiance is intense man

657
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:22,799
she's a little scary my guy but also

658
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,299
that was the context I had like not just

659
00:26:22,799 --> 00:26:26,700
like someone who like recreationally

660
00:26:24,299 --> 00:26:28,140
casually is like a little high but like

661
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:29,820
someone who took the edge off or

662
00:26:28,140 --> 00:26:33,539
whatever yes like the difference between

663
00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:36,720
like the my experience was a groom being

664
00:26:33,539 --> 00:26:38,520
so blazed at his wedding that all of the

665
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,820
wedding guests were like

666
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:43,440
did you see him right right so that was

667
00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:45,120
the context I should apologize to her

668
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,480
best man because he's a really wonderful

669
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:51,539
human and I realize it came off a little

670
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:52,799
strong yeah yeah I could see that but I

671
00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:54,419
think it depends on a lot of things like

672
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:56,640
how much money have I already spent on

673
00:26:54,419 --> 00:26:58,559
this day how many people are here what

674
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,919
time is it how much notice do I have

675
00:26:58,559 --> 00:27:04,320
like I can see I would hope that I would

676
00:27:01,919 --> 00:27:06,779
be firm enough to set a boundary and be

677
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:09,600
like I am not [ __ ] doing this do you

678
00:27:06,779 --> 00:27:11,580
need to give a speech right yeah but

679
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,100
also it's like hold on

680
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:16,320
is it even legal at that point like if

681
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:18,240
you're that intoxicated and we sign a

682
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,620
contract oh yeah and you're the witness

683
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:23,159
right

684
00:27:19,620 --> 00:27:25,740
no that is fair two things one I watched

685
00:27:23,159 --> 00:27:27,600
a tick tock yesterday of a mom giving a

686
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:30,120
speech at her son's wedding and she's

687
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:32,340
like let's call him bill I don't know

688
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:37,039
what his name was and she's like so

689
00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:37,039
bill has always had a thing for feet

690
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:46,500
and she's like truly every girl he dated

691
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:47,580
always had really nice feet and when he

692
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:50,159
told me he wanted to go to the

693
00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:52,860
University of Hawaii I thought all the

694
00:27:50,159 --> 00:27:54,779
girls there will wear sandals this will

695
00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:56,279
work you will meet a nice one and be

696
00:27:54,779 --> 00:27:57,720
able like he will see that she has nice

697
00:27:56,279 --> 00:28:00,960
feets like and when I met his current

698
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:03,799
wife she has great feet it was like the

699
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:06,539
whole speech no

700
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:08,100
you can't come back from that I don't

701
00:28:06,539 --> 00:28:10,140
think she was trying to come back from

702
00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:12,059
it like no I mean Bill can't come back

703
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:14,580
from that

704
00:28:12,059 --> 00:28:16,200
your mom just dragged your foot fetish

705
00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:18,600
in front of Christ and everybody and

706
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:20,159
then it made it to tick tock yeah like

707
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:23,700
R.I.P bill

708
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:25,320
that's it that's it oh oh truly also I

709
00:28:23,700 --> 00:28:26,460
was talking to a girl last week who told

710
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:29,039
me she was like yeah when I got married

711
00:28:26,460 --> 00:28:31,380
we didn't even invite our family we

712
00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:34,380
rented a house in Costa Rica and partied

713
00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:36,779
for a week nice she's like the one thing

714
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:40,020
my husband requested was fire dancers

715
00:28:36,779 --> 00:28:43,740
for the night of our ceremony I was like

716
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:45,299
that feels like a great time yeah but

717
00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:46,620
I'm like all right that also feels a

718
00:28:45,299 --> 00:28:48,539
little different to me if you're high in

719
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:50,760
Costa Rica and there's some fire dancers

720
00:28:48,539 --> 00:28:54,539
there that is a different energy than

721
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:58,380
like yes it's our whole family is there

722
00:28:54,539 --> 00:29:00,419
church wedding right well to be fair

723
00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,279
I didn't get married in a church so me

724
00:29:00,419 --> 00:29:04,020
either I didn't that wouldn't really

725
00:29:02,279 --> 00:29:06,480
matter but

726
00:29:04,020 --> 00:29:08,100
I got married in a Vineyard

727
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:09,900
honestly let's be real I Think Jesus

728
00:29:08,100 --> 00:29:12,779
would have preferred because wine I

729
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:14,520
would agree not that the wine there was

730
00:29:12,779 --> 00:29:16,740
incredible but we did feel out like

731
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:19,740
we're like you can't bring outside wine

732
00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:23,220
to a Vineyard can you and I guess you

733
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:24,299
could before taste kind of rude anyway

734
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:26,279
anyway

735
00:29:24,299 --> 00:29:27,539
um so they're married Scott had a lot of

736
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:30,360
wine or whatever he was drinking right

737
00:29:27,539 --> 00:29:33,059
before I showed up drunk the next day

738
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:35,279
Scott is super hungover he hears Sydney

739
00:29:33,059 --> 00:29:38,159
on the phone just being like it's done

740
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:39,659
like she's talking to Frank

741
00:29:38,159 --> 00:29:41,640
um and he walks out annoyed and he's

742
00:29:39,659 --> 00:29:43,799
like you couldn't have like stayed quiet

743
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,779
like they were in a sweet like a giant

744
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:47,279
Suite had their own bedrooms right he's

745
00:29:45,779 --> 00:29:49,080
like you that like you couldn't wait to

746
00:29:47,279 --> 00:29:51,960
take phone calls out here until like

747
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:56,399
afternoon and she's like

748
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:58,860
yeah so it's 3 P.M like I just got back

749
00:29:56,399 --> 00:30:01,679
from a run and he noted like he like

750
00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:04,500
noted he's like oh she looks real nice

751
00:30:01,679 --> 00:30:06,360
in her workout clothes he's like I wish

752
00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:07,559
my wife weren't a frigid ice [ __ ]

753
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,880
because

754
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:10,260
she real good looking

755
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,340
[Music]

756
00:30:10,260 --> 00:30:13,799
so

757
00:30:11,340 --> 00:30:15,120
they get back to Wyoming he continues to

758
00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:16,440
be a dick like doesn't talk to her on

759
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:18,600
the flight back

760
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:21,240
um the next day like she comes to the

761
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:25,140
office at the ranch like she meets

762
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:28,620
Laurel and Ryan like he just continues

763
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:30,000
to be a dick but also like in being a

764
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,860
dick he's like expecting her to be

765
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,640
really high maintenance and she's not so

766
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:36,179
like

767
00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:38,100
nothing is phasing her as he hopes it

768
00:30:36,179 --> 00:30:40,559
would and like

769
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:42,480
Ryan says something about like yeah one

770
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:44,159
of the Bulls is like causing a bunch of

771
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:46,080
problems like we might have to like do

772
00:30:44,159 --> 00:30:48,659
something about it and she's like like

773
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:51,840
oh like yeah and

774
00:30:48,659 --> 00:30:55,580
and Scott's like that's the way the land

775
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:59,880
baby doll like very much like

776
00:30:55,580 --> 00:31:02,039
yes you can't handle ranch life like if

777
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:03,840
animals being put down in Humane ways

778
00:31:02,039 --> 00:31:05,580
and then Ryan's like

779
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,679
yeah I just went we'd have to like put

780
00:31:05,580 --> 00:31:08,779
them in a different pasture for the

781
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:12,419
record

782
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:16,020
I am loving that everybody is just like

783
00:31:12,419 --> 00:31:18,059
cutting him off at the knees 100 oh

784
00:31:16,020 --> 00:31:19,919
we're not here for it oh no like so

785
00:31:18,059 --> 00:31:21,659
Laurel's like we would love to have you

786
00:31:19,919 --> 00:31:24,000
over for dinner tomorrow night and

787
00:31:21,659 --> 00:31:25,320
Scott's like we can't I'm busy and she's

788
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,360
like what about Wednesday night he's

789
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:29,460
like can't do that either he's like what

790
00:31:27,360 --> 00:31:31,679
about Thursday he's like nope

791
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:33,360
and so then she just looks at Sydney and

792
00:31:31,679 --> 00:31:34,980
she's like do you want to get lunch on

793
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,380
Friday

794
00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:39,059
and then she looks at and Cindy's like

795
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:40,260
oh my gosh that'd be like so nice and

796
00:31:39,059 --> 00:31:43,679
then Laura looks at Scott and she's like

797
00:31:40,260 --> 00:31:47,039
and I will be taking a long lunch like

798
00:31:43,679 --> 00:31:50,279
[ __ ] you and the horse you rode in on

799
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:52,620
I love it yes also like Scott yells at

800
00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:55,740
her and he's like you can't wear those

801
00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:58,080
like tight running leggings and be

802
00:31:55,740 --> 00:32:00,240
distracting my men branches are

803
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:02,279
dangerous places I don't like that

804
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,260
energy I mean he's also like not

805
00:32:02,279 --> 00:32:06,659
entirely wrong and that does come into

806
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:09,179
play later

807
00:32:06,659 --> 00:32:10,440
um but like yeah part of it's just being

808
00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:11,820
a little bit possessive but part of it

809
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,320
is he's like

810
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:15,960
don't be like

811
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:18,659
I think at some level there is genuine

812
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:22,320
concern that

813
00:32:18,659 --> 00:32:23,880
she like ranches are I mean safe yeah

814
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,860
like I wouldn't like maybe like

815
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:27,960
dangerous isn't the right word but like

816
00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:29,279
unsafe like you just have to be more

817
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,799
Vigilant like

818
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:33,120
very large animals and heavy equipment

819
00:32:31,799 --> 00:32:34,020
heavy equipment all that kind of stuff

820
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,740
right

821
00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:39,659
so but even like Ryan is like really

822
00:32:37,740 --> 00:32:40,919
amused and smiling at her than Scott's

823
00:32:39,659 --> 00:32:42,360
like rumbling to himself and he's like

824
00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:44,820
what is my best friend [ __ ] like

825
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,100
smiling at my wife like that and he's

826
00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:48,720
like I don't wanna have her but like I

827
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:51,840
don't want anyone else to have her it's

828
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:56,039
kind of is I'm very annoyed by him like

829
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:57,600
it's adorable that he's all like the

830
00:32:56,039 --> 00:32:59,340
word that's coming to mind and I know

831
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,159
this should not really be the word but

832
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:03,840
it is the word like this impotent anger

833
00:33:02,159 --> 00:33:06,659
that he has like that's what I keep

834
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:08,700
thinking like like he's so angry but he

835
00:33:06,659 --> 00:33:11,340
can't do anything about it because no

836
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:13,500
one will [ __ ] with him about it and so

837
00:33:11,340 --> 00:33:16,019
he's like I'm just imagining grumpy

838
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:19,440
hands on hips and like a little foot

839
00:33:16,019 --> 00:33:20,960
stomp you know like that's what it is is

840
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:25,740
it insolent

841
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:29,840
insolent no it's impotent it is it is I

842
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:29,840
thought infinite rage yeah

843
00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:35,640
I thought impotence was when you were

844
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:38,220
shooting blanks

845
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:40,919
that's another word for it but see the

846
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:43,919
English language it's so hard to learn

847
00:33:40,919 --> 00:33:46,500
like impotent means like without power

848
00:33:43,919 --> 00:33:48,000
so he has all this anger and he can't do

849
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:50,760
anything with it

850
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,679
okay no that is that is valid and you

851
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,360
know those do go hand in hand right like

852
00:33:52,679 --> 00:33:55,260
you okay

853
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:58,679
um

854
00:33:55,260 --> 00:33:59,940
but anyways Sydney had come to the

855
00:33:58,679 --> 00:34:01,500
office to make hey like I just wanted to

856
00:33:59,940 --> 00:34:03,299
like tell you like the water heater's

857
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:04,740
broken so like I took a cold shower this

858
00:34:03,299 --> 00:34:05,880
morning like not the end of the world

859
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,899
just want to like tell you and he was

860
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,179
like

861
00:34:06,899 --> 00:34:11,460
I thought like a cold shower like you

862
00:34:09,179 --> 00:34:14,760
found like he was like tinkering with

863
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:16,200
the water heater and the furnace to like

864
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,639
make it miserable for her and he's like

865
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:20,399
[ __ ] up and he's like she wasn't even

866
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:22,320
faced by the cold shower like really

867
00:34:20,399 --> 00:34:24,359
trying his best and so then he's like

868
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,859
hey Ryan could you have someone

869
00:34:24,359 --> 00:34:27,240
um go out to the cabin to look at the

870
00:34:25,859 --> 00:34:30,679
water heater

871
00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:35,339
and Ryan's like wait the cabin

872
00:34:30,679 --> 00:34:37,820
no oh no and so Scott's like yeah the

873
00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:41,700
cabin anyway on to the next thing like

874
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:46,859
no he has a whole house doesn't he

875
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:48,780
we'll get there no not 100. that's so

876
00:34:46,859 --> 00:34:50,879
[ __ ] up she didn't give a [ __ ] though

877
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:53,760
no so really he's the only one that's

878
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:56,099
miserable and uncomfortable so much is

879
00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,900
what happened but like Ryan straight up

880
00:34:56,099 --> 00:35:00,599
calls him he's like dude if she wasn't

881
00:34:57,900 --> 00:35:02,520
your wife you would be so into her she's

882
00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:05,580
entirely your type

883
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:07,680
if she was not your wife like you were

884
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:11,700
being a stubborn

885
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:14,220
impotent not in insult what does

886
00:35:11,700 --> 00:35:16,560
insolent mean

887
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:18,720
Vance can you look up the word I feel

888
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:21,680
like I know what insolent means it's

889
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:25,380
like like

890
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:27,720
irreverent and like not not

891
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:29,339
following I think fans looked it up if

892
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:33,079
you want him to tell you instead of you

893
00:35:29,339 --> 00:35:35,099
if he didn't do it already that was fast

894
00:35:33,079 --> 00:35:37,560
audaciously rude or disrespectful

895
00:35:35,099 --> 00:35:39,859
irreverent as I said

896
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,859
foreign

897
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:48,060
both impotent and insolent are valid

898
00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:50,099
here cool

899
00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:51,420
so Sydney's like all right I'm gonna go

900
00:35:50,099 --> 00:35:54,780
into town I'm gonna get some groceries

901
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:56,339
she really loves cooking we also learned

902
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:58,619
that like growing up she essentially

903
00:35:56,339 --> 00:36:01,800
just ate like boiled chicken and

904
00:35:58,619 --> 00:36:04,560
unseasoned like veggies and rice

905
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,820
um ew yeah also not because like her the

906
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,760
family couldn't afford better just

907
00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:11,760
because like the like very like

908
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:14,280
the Lord doesn't like flair and like

909
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:18,619
kind of one of those right so any sort

910
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:18,619
of seasoning will make you sin

911
00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:22,099
human is against the Lord

912
00:36:22,339 --> 00:36:28,200
don't even get me started on paprika

913
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:30,119
listen coriander the the path to hell is

914
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:34,020
paved with coriander

915
00:36:30,119 --> 00:36:36,420
not good intentions spices spices and

916
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:39,480
Seasonings

917
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:41,880
um and so she goes to the grocery store

918
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,680
like gets all this stuff like she's like

919
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,940
okay I'm gonna like make dinner like I

920
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,980
need I need to eat anyway I'll make

921
00:36:44,940 --> 00:36:49,140
enough for both of us this [ __ ]

922
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:50,700
walks in like takes one one bite and

923
00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:54,380
it's like it's missing something and

924
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:54,380
just like gets up and like walks out

925
00:36:54,500 --> 00:37:00,359
wow yeah and so I'm team Sydney

926
00:36:58,980 --> 00:37:03,060
yes

927
00:37:00,359 --> 00:37:04,740
it like we will become team Scott and

928
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:06,359
it's like when you read it it's more

929
00:37:04,740 --> 00:37:09,119
endearing than probably how I'm like

930
00:37:06,359 --> 00:37:10,980
describing him right now right

931
00:37:09,119 --> 00:37:12,420
um but yeah he like continues to be

932
00:37:10,980 --> 00:37:15,180
aloof he's like gone every morning

933
00:37:12,420 --> 00:37:17,040
before she wakes up kind of energy like

934
00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:18,020
stays out really late

935
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,000
um

936
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:24,960
Sydney's sassy gay assistant Miller

937
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:27,020
shows up because we love a sassy gay yes

938
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:30,060
and like

939
00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:31,619
quintessential rom-com Trope the sassy

940
00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:33,060
gay assistant

941
00:37:31,619 --> 00:37:36,599
um

942
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:38,220
which like he shows up with a truck with

943
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:40,560
like all of her stuff that like got

944
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:42,180
shipped out there and Scott like sees

945
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,700
her like talking to it he's like who's

946
00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:48,420
this dude yeah

947
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:51,359
like my very least Miller's married to a

948
00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:53,460
man named Paul like let's be honest here

949
00:37:51,359 --> 00:37:55,079
he's not a threat

950
00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:56,579
um and he's like definitely addictive

951
00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:59,700
when he meets him but then like less of

952
00:37:56,579 --> 00:38:01,859
a dick when he learns he's gay right

953
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:03,780
um but it's also like babe why do you

954
00:38:01,859 --> 00:38:05,339
care if I'm talking to a man you're

955
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:07,680
never around you don't want to spend

956
00:38:05,339 --> 00:38:09,599
time with me like [ __ ] [ __ ] or get

957
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,339
off the pot I've been like in Scots like

958
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:12,960
internal monologue you definitely like

959
00:38:11,339 --> 00:38:15,599
it's very much like and I don't like her

960
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:18,540
stupid hair and her stupid cute face and

961
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:21,720
like it's kind of his energy

962
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:25,920
oh that's so Middle School it is but

963
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:27,240
he's 38 and runs a ranch in Wyoming

964
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,400
what a mess

965
00:38:27,240 --> 00:38:33,119
um

966
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:34,619
so then on Miller's final day there

967
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:36,599
um Miller and Sydney go out for lunch at

968
00:38:34,619 --> 00:38:38,820
the Four Seasons and then when they walk

969
00:38:36,599 --> 00:38:40,440
in Scott's at the bar

970
00:38:38,820 --> 00:38:42,000
um and had been there for a business

971
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,160
meeting which Sydney like doesn't know

972
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:46,500
but like he's chatting with the

973
00:38:44,160 --> 00:38:48,839
bartender that he's friends with who is

974
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:50,160
also an ex of his and like is like

975
00:38:48,839 --> 00:38:52,680
smiling and laughing with her and

976
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:55,079
Sydney's like she doesn't smile or laugh

977
00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:57,300
with me even though like it actually is

978
00:38:55,079 --> 00:38:59,760
innocent like right and to the point

979
00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:01,740
that like Scott sees Sydney and then is

980
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,359
like why do I feel so guilty like

981
00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:05,460
nothing was happening it was entirely

982
00:39:03,359 --> 00:39:08,040
Innocent but it's like

983
00:39:05,460 --> 00:39:09,900
maybe I've been a dick but like

984
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:13,260
I got like blackmailed into this

985
00:39:09,900 --> 00:39:15,300
freaking marriage like it's very much

986
00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:16,500
like what he keeps coming back to he's

987
00:39:15,300 --> 00:39:17,640
like I got blackmailed under this

988
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:20,099
marriage

989
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,839
not necessarily realizing like

990
00:39:20,099 --> 00:39:23,760
Sydney was strong-armed as well because

991
00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:26,280
she's been keeping her mouth shut why

992
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,859
would she agree you know she's not

993
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,300
thinking about no her no well he just

994
00:39:28,859 --> 00:39:32,400
thinks that like

995
00:39:30,300 --> 00:39:35,700
she's in it for the money yeah she's in

996
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:39,060
it for the position in the company right

997
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:40,920
is is kind of where he's at so

998
00:39:39,060 --> 00:39:42,060
Scott sees her and feels guilty and is

999
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,560
like okay maybe I should like try and

1000
00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:46,020
make amends with my wife so like she's

1001
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:50,520
running on the property and he's like in

1002
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:52,380
his in his truck and he like sees her

1003
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,540
and like tries to talk to her and she

1004
00:39:52,380 --> 00:39:57,359
just like won't stop and like keeps

1005
00:39:54,540 --> 00:40:00,000
keeps running and then he like gets

1006
00:39:57,359 --> 00:40:01,560
annoyed and is like

1007
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:03,780
listen to me when I'm talking to you

1008
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:06,440
baby doll and she's like you shut up

1009
00:40:03,780 --> 00:40:10,980
shut up sweet nuts

1010
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:13,380
and he's like sweet nuts like what the

1011
00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:15,660
[ __ ] she got a little flustered she got

1012
00:40:13,380 --> 00:40:17,280
flustered and then he's finally like she

1013
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:20,880
lost her cool she lost her composure

1014
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:24,320
this is adorable like he did it yeah

1015
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,320
he's like she is flappable

1016
00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:34,260
truly but then also like she wants to

1017
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:36,839
keep running and he is like it's Dusk

1018
00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:38,400
and he like whips his truck around in

1019
00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:40,500
front of her picks her up throws her

1020
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,599
over his shoulder and puts her in the

1021
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:44,400
truck but he's like don't run at dusk

1022
00:40:42,599 --> 00:40:46,500
that's when bears are more active out

1023
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:48,480
here we we're in a warm spell a lot of

1024
00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:51,660
the Bears haven't hibernated yet never

1025
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:53,339
go running without their mace like is

1026
00:40:51,660 --> 00:40:56,820
actually he's like yeah this is the time

1027
00:40:53,339 --> 00:40:59,760
of day that it's safe for you to run and

1028
00:40:56,820 --> 00:41:00,960
so he like realizes he's been an ass and

1029
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,339
is like

1030
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,400
can I

1031
00:41:02,339 --> 00:41:07,380
recover from this

1032
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:11,220
um like how do I how do I do this yeah

1033
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:12,599
so the next day this really isn't an

1034
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:14,160
important plot point I just think it's

1035
00:41:12,599 --> 00:41:18,000
funny because Sydney's finally like

1036
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:20,099
clapping back a little bit and so oh on

1037
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,160
the drive she was like humming revenge

1038
00:41:20,099 --> 00:41:24,359
of the clowns under her breath and he's

1039
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,040
like what are you singing she's like

1040
00:41:24,359 --> 00:41:29,040
revenge of the clowns what like at all

1041
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:30,660
so then the next day he walks out of his

1042
00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:33,839
bedroom in this cab and he's like what

1043
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:38,160
the [ __ ] is this and she got like

1044
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:40,260
clown art yes she hung on his wall and

1045
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:42,610
she's like it's

1046
00:41:40,260 --> 00:41:45,060
um clown art made by Chilean orphans

1047
00:41:42,610 --> 00:41:47,700
[Laughter]

1048
00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:50,040
I remember how much you love clowns yes

1049
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:52,859
there's like a framed picture of a mini

1050
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:54,359
horse or a donkey that she puts in the

1051
00:41:52,859 --> 00:41:56,400
room

1052
00:41:54,359 --> 00:41:58,500
good for her

1053
00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:00,180
and he just like opens the front door

1054
00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:01,380
and like Chucks it all outside and she's

1055
00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:04,220
like I thought you were an

1056
00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:04,220
environmentalist

1057
00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:08,940
he's like

1058
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:11,640
what the [ __ ] is happening and why is my

1059
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:12,900
wife so into clown

1060
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,240
well

1061
00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:16,980
so

1062
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:18,359
um like Flash Forward I don't really

1063
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:19,740
know when the timeline it is but it

1064
00:42:18,359 --> 00:42:20,700
doesn't really matter within this like

1065
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:22,560
that week

1066
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:24,599
Sydney's sitting on the couch she's

1067
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:26,220
hanging out with his dogs she's like

1068
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:28,500
I've been here two weeks I've read 10

1069
00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:30,060
books I'm bored out of my mind

1070
00:42:28,500 --> 00:42:31,680
Scott's gone every morning before I wake

1071
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:33,660
up he doesn't want to eat meals with me

1072
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:36,359
he takes the truck I can't go anywhere

1073
00:42:33,660 --> 00:42:38,099
[ __ ] it I'm going out I'm making this

1074
00:42:36,359 --> 00:42:41,099
happen she's like I'm gonna figure out

1075
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:46,680
an option and I'm gonna get out of here

1076
00:42:41,099 --> 00:42:48,780
so she takes one of the ATVs from from

1077
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:51,000
the ranch hell yeah and it's like an

1078
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:54,119
hour and a half later she like rolls

1079
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:58,920
into the bar parking lot like covered in

1080
00:42:54,119 --> 00:43:02,579
mud but she's like I did it I made it

1081
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:04,260
can't keep me down truly and I'm sure he

1082
00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:06,359
has more than one truck as a man who

1083
00:43:04,260 --> 00:43:08,220
owns an entire Ranch maybe probably has

1084
00:43:06,359 --> 00:43:10,440
more than we could try

1085
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:13,319
what a dick

1086
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:15,540
also like she's sitting at the bar

1087
00:43:13,319 --> 00:43:18,599
befriends the bartender

1088
00:43:15,540 --> 00:43:21,119
here's the life story of the dude next

1089
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:22,980
to her who's been divorced three times

1090
00:43:21,119 --> 00:43:25,020
and you know there's always that dude at

1091
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:26,280
the bar who's just like you're like oh I

1092
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:28,079
didn't ask for this but I guess we're in

1093
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:30,660
this story so she's here making friends

1094
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:33,359
Charming people well Scott's over here

1095
00:43:30,660 --> 00:43:34,740
like look at how frigid she is also

1096
00:43:33,359 --> 00:43:36,480
talking about I think I may have told

1097
00:43:34,740 --> 00:43:38,819
you the story before and I apologize if

1098
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:41,579
I'm repeating it on the show

1099
00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:42,839
um where I was once at a honky tonk in

1100
00:43:41,579 --> 00:43:44,220
Nashville

1101
00:43:42,839 --> 00:43:48,060
the dude who was like I think about

1102
00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:49,920
death a lot no what you were nodding yes

1103
00:43:48,060 --> 00:43:51,599
oh I thought I thought this was the time

1104
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,099
that you were at The Honky Tonk and you

1105
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:55,260
ordered whiskey and the guy proposed to

1106
00:43:53,099 --> 00:43:57,480
you spontaneously at the bar oh I forgot

1107
00:43:55,260 --> 00:43:59,579
about that one yeah

1108
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:01,680
yeah he should have had higher standards

1109
00:43:59,579 --> 00:44:04,560
I still stand by that no this was the

1110
00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:07,980
one it was a different Honky Tonk Honky

1111
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:11,160
Tonk Central second floor great nachos

1112
00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:14,040
it's like daylighted it is not after

1113
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:15,599
dark my sister it's like 3 30 4 o'clock

1114
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,700
my sister and I are there to [ __ ] up a

1115
00:44:15,599 --> 00:44:20,640
plate of nachos together as one does

1116
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:22,800
this dude walks up and he goes I like

1117
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,380
your shoes and just sits down that was

1118
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:29,099
his entire opening line he sat down at

1119
00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:32,099
your table Yeah so it was like a long a

1120
00:44:29,099 --> 00:44:33,900
long time yeah long bar table okay like

1121
00:44:32,099 --> 00:44:36,540
we're like sitting at like a high top

1122
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:39,420
long table and we're the only ones there

1123
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:40,700
and he like sits down and we're just

1124
00:44:39,420 --> 00:44:43,619
like we're chatting we're talking

1125
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:44,760
suddenly he was like pauses and like I

1126
00:44:43,619 --> 00:44:46,440
haven't told him what I do for a living

1127
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,859
at this point at the time I was

1128
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:52,260
answering the um suicide Lifeline like

1129
00:44:49,859 --> 00:44:53,220
the national remember that is now 988

1130
00:44:52,260 --> 00:44:55,980
right

1131
00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:57,359
and yeah suddenly he just pauses and

1132
00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:59,579
like looks off and looks back and he's

1133
00:44:57,359 --> 00:45:01,920
trashed off his ass and he goes I think

1134
00:44:59,579 --> 00:45:05,640
about death a lot and I'm like how did

1135
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:07,140
we get here like what even and like his

1136
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,760
like friends finally come up and find

1137
00:45:07,140 --> 00:45:10,920
him at one point like he had his arm

1138
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:12,660
around my sister who was visibly

1139
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:14,460
uncomfortable and I just went I need you

1140
00:45:12,660 --> 00:45:16,319
to take your arm back buddy like get

1141
00:45:14,460 --> 00:45:19,380
your arm off her she's not yours to put

1142
00:45:16,319 --> 00:45:24,079
like he's like oh okay like right just

1143
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:26,940
true trash guy in Nashville energy

1144
00:45:24,079 --> 00:45:28,920
yeah that's what I I'm like when I think

1145
00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:31,440
about death a lot

1146
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:33,720
that is like I've had people just like

1147
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:35,460
spill their life story to me but I do

1148
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:37,700
think that was like a different level

1149
00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:40,579
than I had ever

1150
00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:42,780
experienced before I mean I had people

1151
00:45:40,579 --> 00:45:44,880
when I was attending bar and like

1152
00:45:42,780 --> 00:45:46,560
waiting tables and stuff I I had one guy

1153
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,760
once that was like

1154
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:50,280
um

1155
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:52,020
do you believe in reincarnation because

1156
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,579
I feel like and he went into this whole

1157
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:58,200
thing about what he thought his past

1158
00:45:53,579 --> 00:45:59,339
lives were and it was a lot to deal with

1159
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,140
um

1160
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:02,940
and he fell down a little bit I feel

1161
00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:04,920
like if I'm remembering correctly that

1162
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:06,300
that makes sense though no I mean it was

1163
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,200
a tequila bar it's not like it was a

1164
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:09,200
classy join but

1165
00:46:09,420 --> 00:46:15,839
it's like um the bar that my husband and

1166
00:46:12,359 --> 00:46:17,400
I frequented often on our honeymoon

1167
00:46:15,839 --> 00:46:19,680
because they had really great fish tacos

1168
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:22,619
so we went to this bar like

1169
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:24,540
we were in Belize for like

1170
00:46:22,619 --> 00:46:26,579
five or six days and we probably went

1171
00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:27,599
there for at least four times for fish

1172
00:46:26,579 --> 00:46:29,220
tacos

1173
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:31,680
and

1174
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:33,839
um not the classiest establishment but I

1175
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,480
was like we're drinking beach cocktails

1176
00:46:33,839 --> 00:46:38,339
and so I kept ordering pineapple juices

1177
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:40,980
in rum which were on their menu as panty

1178
00:46:38,339 --> 00:46:42,839
Rippers and I hated myself every time I

1179
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:44,700
ordered I was like

1180
00:46:42,839 --> 00:46:46,200
tell me it's not a classy establishment

1181
00:46:44,700 --> 00:46:47,700
without telling me it's not the classy

1182
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,280
establishment I was like

1183
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:53,400
yeah the the drink menu options were all

1184
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:54,900
in line with the name panty Ripper my

1185
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,099
husband that was hilarious every time I

1186
00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:58,220
ordered it because I looked a little

1187
00:46:56,099 --> 00:47:02,400
uncomfy

1188
00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:04,800
we did uh tequila or pineapple infused

1189
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:08,280
tequila like free birthday shots for

1190
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:11,280
people so we had this like big vat thing

1191
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:13,020
on the bar full of pineapple in the

1192
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,520
cheapest tequila that we had of course

1193
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:17,220
you're not gonna use good tequila for it

1194
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:19,500
and so every I can't even remember how

1195
00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:21,359
often but every so often we would switch

1196
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:23,819
it out so we'd switch out the the

1197
00:47:21,359 --> 00:47:27,060
pineapple and put like fresh tequila so

1198
00:47:23,819 --> 00:47:29,819
we would kill the thing well if you want

1199
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:31,619
to get real drunk real quick you eat

1200
00:47:29,819 --> 00:47:33,960
that pineapple oh yeah

1201
00:47:31,619 --> 00:47:36,240
and then you regret a lot of things

1202
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:38,700
later but that's how we would close down

1203
00:47:36,240 --> 00:47:40,680
the bar sometimes is we just would eat

1204
00:47:38,700 --> 00:47:43,079
all the pineapple

1205
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:44,579
and then we'd be like alrighty you're

1206
00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:46,920
like I don't know if I can drive home

1207
00:47:44,579 --> 00:47:50,160
Uber's for everyone one thousand percent

1208
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:53,160
yep it's all right Sydney is getting a

1209
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,900
life story of divorced three times man

1210
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:57,839
next to her

1211
00:47:54,900 --> 00:47:59,640
um this like real real attractive like

1212
00:47:57,839 --> 00:48:03,240
young she's like way too young for me

1213
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:06,300
he's like 20 and I'm in my mid-30s but

1214
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,700
um we meet Drake

1215
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:10,079
who walks up and he's like oh like how's

1216
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:11,700
the water heater doing and we learned

1217
00:48:10,079 --> 00:48:12,960
he's the ranch hand

1218
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:14,520
um

1219
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,960
so she's sitting there having a great

1220
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:18,300
time at the bar making all these friends

1221
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:20,520
so proud of herself for riding the a cup

1222
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:22,500
of mud right covered in mud

1223
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:24,780
we cut to Scott

1224
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:26,819
's out at the same bar

1225
00:48:24,780 --> 00:48:28,560
for drinks with Ryan

1226
00:48:26,819 --> 00:48:31,500
and Scott's like oh like where did Drake

1227
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:34,740
go and Ryan's like oh he's he's hitting

1228
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:37,859
on a real cute blonde at the bar oh no

1229
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:39,980
Scott's like good for him but like he

1230
00:48:37,859 --> 00:48:43,640
was like he he got the nickname Cowboy

1231
00:48:39,980 --> 00:48:43,640
Casanova for a reason

1232
00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:51,420
oh but also like Scott's like yeah like

1233
00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:53,640
just in his inner monologue he's like

1234
00:48:51,420 --> 00:48:56,220
all I do is go to my house every night

1235
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:58,500
and sit and watch sports fall so I

1236
00:48:56,220 --> 00:49:01,319
finally like came out with Ryan first

1237
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:03,300
like he's not out he was going to his

1238
00:49:01,319 --> 00:49:05,760
actual home yeah

1239
00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:08,900
leaving her in the cabin hanging out at

1240
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,900
his actual house

1241
00:49:09,359 --> 00:49:13,740
what a dick bag ugh

1242
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:16,319
oh

1243
00:49:13,740 --> 00:49:21,180
dick bag

1244
00:49:16,319 --> 00:49:24,660
so so I saw a fake commercial on Tick

1245
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:26,579
Tock for a fake brand or I guess it is

1246
00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:29,819
now a real brand of potato chips called

1247
00:49:26,579 --> 00:49:32,640
dicks and it's like give your friends a

1248
00:49:29,819 --> 00:49:34,260
salty bag of dicks and it like made me

1249
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,599
laugh a lot but he said something about

1250
00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:38,280
a dick bag on that I mean I have seen

1251
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:40,079
where you can send a chocolate dick to

1252
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:42,119
someone in the mail sure you can also

1253
00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:44,220
send a potato to something you can just

1254
00:49:42,119 --> 00:49:47,160
a potato just a potato

1255
00:49:44,220 --> 00:49:49,980
yeah so Scott has essentially been

1256
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,460
staying out at his own house sneaking

1257
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:55,260
back in late sneaking out every morning

1258
00:49:52,460 --> 00:49:56,400
is super sexually frustrated because

1259
00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:58,380
he's like

1260
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:01,740
the only person who's doing it for me is

1261
00:49:58,380 --> 00:50:03,660
my wife and damn it damn it

1262
00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:04,800
um and so then Ryan like from his seat

1263
00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:06,359
is like looking at Drake the bar he's

1264
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:09,300
like yes like

1265
00:50:06,359 --> 00:50:12,060
what what's Syd been up to

1266
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:14,040
and Scott was Sydney yeah and Scott's

1267
00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:15,720
like I'll like

1268
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,280
you know she's just been like hanging

1269
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,720
out of the house like hanging with the

1270
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,660
dog or hanging out the cabin with the

1271
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:23,940
dogs Ryan's like are you sure and he's

1272
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:25,619
like what am I missing and he's like

1273
00:50:23,940 --> 00:50:27,420
think I think she might be at the bar

1274
00:50:25,619 --> 00:50:30,859
right now and Scott's like what whips up

1275
00:50:27,420 --> 00:50:33,800
goes like rushes over to the bar

1276
00:50:30,859 --> 00:50:36,420
realize that she's a little drunk

1277
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,500
but like looks and like says like the

1278
00:50:36,420 --> 00:50:41,160
bartender he's like what have you been

1279
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:42,900
serving my wife and the bartender's like

1280
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:44,579
was your wife bro like I knew she was

1281
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:46,440
married but like what you're married

1282
00:50:44,579 --> 00:50:49,140
like it's

1283
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:50,880
not common knowledge right in the town

1284
00:50:49,140 --> 00:50:52,980
at this point and then Sydney's like

1285
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,420
meet my friend he's been divorced three

1286
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,859
times but then like in her drunken

1287
00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:58,920
stupor she's like I don't even want to

1288
00:50:55,859 --> 00:51:00,660
be divorced once like it's very much her

1289
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:03,059
energy and he's like

1290
00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:04,500
damn it she's adorable my wife is so

1291
00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:07,020
cute

1292
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:09,059
um but yeah then he has this like [ __ ]

1293
00:51:07,020 --> 00:51:11,819
is my wife the only woman who does it

1294
00:51:09,059 --> 00:51:14,460
for me kind of like moment and so then

1295
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:17,819
he's like so how did you get here and

1296
00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:19,440
she's like I drove myself here and then

1297
00:51:17,819 --> 00:51:21,119
like when I like he's like all right I'm

1298
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,280
taking you back home I'm taking you to

1299
00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:26,760
the cabin

1300
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:28,559
um and so he's like he's like this but

1301
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,480
he like realizes she's covered in mud

1302
00:51:28,559 --> 00:51:33,839
and that she's just so proud of herself

1303
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:35,540
for riding this ATV into town and being

1304
00:51:33,839 --> 00:51:38,579
resourceful

1305
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:42,420
that is super cute though it really is

1306
00:51:38,579 --> 00:51:45,119
so on the drive home their sexual

1307
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:47,599
tension is like definitely like there

1308
00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:51,119
and growing and he's like real like like

1309
00:51:47,599 --> 00:51:53,400
yeah we definitely have chemistry

1310
00:51:51,119 --> 00:51:55,500
and she reminds him that she's leaving

1311
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,880
to go back to New York the next day and

1312
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,920
he's kind of like

1313
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,599
I don't want to do that like I don't

1314
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,339
like eat dinner with her but like she

1315
00:52:00,599 --> 00:52:05,160
makes really good food and she bakes

1316
00:52:02,339 --> 00:52:07,920
really good things and she's real cute

1317
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:10,800
she smells real nice yeah

1318
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:13,740
like oh I don't I don't want my wife to

1319
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:16,920
go to New York I think I'll miss her

1320
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:19,859
what a dumbass truly like

1321
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:22,740
oh and so like Sydney's also definitely

1322
00:52:19,859 --> 00:52:25,500
feeling the sexual tension but Scott's

1323
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:27,599
like just to be clear we're not having

1324
00:52:25,500 --> 00:52:30,300
sex because he's like ma she's very

1325
00:52:27,599 --> 00:52:32,220
impaired that's not how any of this is

1326
00:52:30,300 --> 00:52:34,619
playing out and he's like

1327
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:36,540
but if I if we were gonna have sex this

1328
00:52:34,619 --> 00:52:39,480
is what I do to you and then there's

1329
00:52:36,540 --> 00:52:41,760
like a lot of details of like the I'd

1330
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:44,940
lick your body all over and jam my [ __ ]

1331
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:48,359
like very much like that whole

1332
00:52:44,940 --> 00:52:50,760
um yeah just the gratuitous yeah right

1333
00:52:48,359 --> 00:52:52,380
well

1334
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,000
because like they're both feeling sexual

1335
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,920
tension and he's like just be clear

1336
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,559
we're not gonna have sex but if we were

1337
00:52:55,920 --> 00:53:02,040
this is like what I do and she's like

1338
00:52:58,559 --> 00:53:04,619
did I say I was interested

1339
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:08,099
and he's like oh is farmhand jailbait

1340
00:53:04,619 --> 00:53:11,520
Warrior type and she go then he goes no

1341
00:53:08,099 --> 00:53:13,440
no I'm sorry I got excited to say this

1342
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:15,599
and then I got my people confused

1343
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:17,700
because she's like did I say I was

1344
00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:19,440
interested and he's like is farm hand

1345
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:20,760
jailbait more your type and she goes I'm

1346
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,319
not really interested in sleeping with

1347
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:25,680
someone who's given more rides than

1348
00:53:22,319 --> 00:53:27,300
Disneyland and he's like he just goes

1349
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:29,720
well that should tell you how fun the

1350
00:53:27,300 --> 00:53:29,720
ride is

1351
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:36,119
like

1352
00:53:33,020 --> 00:53:38,760
oh this is like the whole book it's just

1353
00:53:36,119 --> 00:53:41,460
I like it right it's nice

1354
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:43,559
um and so then he's like

1355
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:45,480
like she's kind of making eyes like

1356
00:53:43,559 --> 00:53:48,059
there's the uh like she's like if you

1357
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:49,020
tried to kiss me I'd let him

1358
00:53:48,059 --> 00:53:51,660
um

1359
00:53:49,020 --> 00:53:54,000
and then he's like go inside Sydney oh

1360
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:55,559
like like he's like you are drunk but

1361
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:57,300
also yeah like because he's trying to be

1362
00:53:55,559 --> 00:53:59,220
respectful of her in this situation yeah

1363
00:53:57,300 --> 00:54:01,319
so the next morning

1364
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:03,720
Sydney wakes up surprised he's not there

1365
00:54:01,319 --> 00:54:05,940
she's very hungover the house is

1366
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:07,680
freezing the furnace isn't working she'd

1367
00:54:05,940 --> 00:54:10,500
gotten Drake's number the night before

1368
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:11,819
Oh no well because he was like text me

1369
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:14,339
if you ever need me to like just come

1370
00:54:11,819 --> 00:54:15,720
out directly to like fix something

1371
00:54:14,339 --> 00:54:18,059
so she texts and was like hey can you

1372
00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:19,559
come like look at the furnace and so

1373
00:54:18,059 --> 00:54:21,359
he's like yeah I'll be there in like 10

1374
00:54:19,559 --> 00:54:23,579
so he shows up

1375
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:25,380
and she's like oh like where's Scott

1376
00:54:23,579 --> 00:54:26,460
and like Drake just looks confused and

1377
00:54:25,380 --> 00:54:28,319
is like

1378
00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:30,839
at his house

1379
00:54:28,319 --> 00:54:33,500
and she's like wait what and he's like

1380
00:54:30,839 --> 00:54:36,900
oh

1381
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:39,839
what like so she's like could you remind

1382
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:43,740
me how to get to his house from here I

1383
00:54:39,839 --> 00:54:46,920
hope she [ __ ] his [ __ ] up so

1384
00:54:43,740 --> 00:54:51,599
she makes it up and it's like a 10 000

1385
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:54,660
square foot Mountain mansion like Stone

1386
00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:57,420
glass just like stunning

1387
00:54:54,660 --> 00:55:00,599
Matt like the house you would expect him

1388
00:54:57,420 --> 00:55:02,099
to have in the mountains this whole time

1389
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:04,380
um

1390
00:55:02,099 --> 00:55:08,400
Slams on the front door

1391
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:10,200
this woman named Jan answers it and

1392
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,059
she's like who the [ __ ] are you

1393
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:13,859
like is what she says to Jan because

1394
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:15,480
she's amped and Jan is like I'm the

1395
00:55:13,859 --> 00:55:18,780
house manager who the [ __ ] are you

1396
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:21,000
sweetie like and she's like I'm Scott's

1397
00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:22,920
wife and like and he's been like where's

1398
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:24,420
Scott because he's been lying to me this

1399
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,300
whole time and I've been living in this

1400
00:55:24,420 --> 00:55:28,800
500 square foot freezing ass cabin with

1401
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:31,079
no hot water

1402
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:33,359
and so Jan just like looks at her and

1403
00:55:31,079 --> 00:55:35,520
like Steps aside and is like all the way

1404
00:55:33,359 --> 00:55:37,440
down at the left please take off your

1405
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:39,859
shoes and don't get any blood on the

1406
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,859
carpets

1407
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,839
that's excellent

1408
00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:44,700
excellent I love cheese yeah she's like

1409
00:55:42,839 --> 00:55:46,079
she's like I think I can [ __ ] with Jan I

1410
00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:48,780
think she's like don't get any blood on

1411
00:55:46,079 --> 00:55:52,260
the carpets they're Tibetan they're like

1412
00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:54,300
oh okay that makes sense then so Sydney

1413
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:57,660
barges in Scott is in his bathroom

1414
00:55:54,300 --> 00:55:59,700
taking a hot shower with his heated

1415
00:55:57,660 --> 00:56:01,440
floors

1416
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:03,900
she's like are you [ __ ] kidding me

1417
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,280
this bathroom has heated floors and

1418
00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:06,720
she's just standing there dumbfounded

1419
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,520
and Scott like

1420
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:11,400
takes the

1421
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:14,700
like what you see approach oh no no no

1422
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:17,700
Scott yeah no no no sweetheart read the

1423
00:56:14,700 --> 00:56:19,200
room well he did because like what you

1424
00:56:17,700 --> 00:56:21,720
see and she's like I do but that's not

1425
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,520
the point it's kind of the energy

1426
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:25,260
because they end up kissing like of

1427
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:26,460
course like the like he gets out of the

1428
00:56:25,260 --> 00:56:29,160
shower where they're screaming like

1429
00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:31,859
she's yelling in his face he kisses her

1430
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:33,059
picks her up puts her on the counter and

1431
00:56:31,859 --> 00:56:34,619
then he's like oh we should have been

1432
00:56:33,059 --> 00:56:36,900
doing this all like from the start like

1433
00:56:34,619 --> 00:56:39,660
my back is killing me from that mattress

1434
00:56:36,900 --> 00:56:42,059
and it's like he dumped ice cold water

1435
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:44,760
on her where she's like oh yeah now I

1436
00:56:42,059 --> 00:56:46,220
remember that I am here to kill you yeah

1437
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,540
I remember like

1438
00:56:46,220 --> 00:56:50,160
what even

1439
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:52,559
and so she's like I knew you were

1440
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:54,540
immature and selfish but like this is

1441
00:56:52,559 --> 00:56:56,099
next level and like I gave you every

1442
00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:58,740
chance to back out and you didn't take

1443
00:56:56,099 --> 00:57:01,260
it like who are you

1444
00:56:58,740 --> 00:57:02,400
um she's like I I knew you were those

1445
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:03,839
things that I didn't know you'd be even

1446
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:04,980
vindictive like who are you and he's

1447
00:57:03,839 --> 00:57:08,400
like I'm the man you black man

1448
00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:10,740
blackmailed into marrying you

1449
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:14,339
and so she just like takes off doesn't

1450
00:57:10,740 --> 00:57:18,000
look back flies back to New York

1451
00:57:14,339 --> 00:57:19,440
it's now after the holiday season the

1452
00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:21,480
holidays have passed so she never went

1453
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,700
back well it's like a couple weeks like

1454
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:25,079
the oh okay should be relatively within

1455
00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:27,540
the time frame

1456
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:29,099
um but they like didn't talk at all

1457
00:57:27,540 --> 00:57:31,920
during the holidays and like Scott is

1458
00:57:29,099 --> 00:57:34,140
definitely pining right well and I'm

1459
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:37,079
sure he thinks that he's all in the

1460
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:38,400
right because she blackmailed me but

1461
00:57:37,079 --> 00:57:41,040
then he's like but also I kind of miss

1462
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:43,740
her I think he felt like he was in the

1463
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:45,660
right until he realized just how like

1464
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:47,400
selfish and childish she was and so

1465
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:49,800
that's really what he's been ruminating

1466
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:52,319
on since she's been gone is like I'm a

1467
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:54,960
dumbass yeah like that was shitty of me

1468
00:57:52,319 --> 00:57:56,700
like we're both in the situation

1469
00:57:54,960 --> 00:57:58,260
um he still doesn't obviously have all

1470
00:57:56,700 --> 00:58:00,540
of the full details of it but like

1471
00:57:58,260 --> 00:58:03,000
definitely feels guilty definitely

1472
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:06,180
pining for her

1473
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:08,339
Ryan comes into the office eats like the

1474
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:10,920
last of the muffins that Sydney had made

1475
00:58:08,339 --> 00:58:14,040
before she left like scotsley

1476
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:16,319
[ __ ] those were my muffins like you

1477
00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:20,460
can't have those those are my leg you're

1478
00:58:16,319 --> 00:58:24,059
like bless you Scott you're a hot mess

1479
00:58:20,460 --> 00:58:26,880
um Frank calls and is like hey there's

1480
00:58:24,059 --> 00:58:28,740
we're having a party this weekend in New

1481
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:31,980
York for my retirement for your marriage

1482
00:58:28,740 --> 00:58:34,920
I need you in New York

1483
00:58:31,980 --> 00:58:36,240
um and so Scott historically does not

1484
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,920
like to go to New York but he's like

1485
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:40,319
I'll get to see my wife

1486
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:42,240
guess like I will be there absolutely no

1487
00:58:40,319 --> 00:58:42,900
problem like doesn't put up any sort of

1488
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,000
fight

1489
00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:47,280
we flashed like we're now in New York

1490
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,480
Sydney and Frank are having lunch

1491
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:54,599
she tells him the cabin story

1492
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:56,880
and Frank just thinks it's hilarious

1493
00:58:54,599 --> 00:58:58,619
like he's like wait what you fell for

1494
00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,400
that [ __ ] and she's like how was I

1495
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:05,280
supposed to know like oh my God man like

1496
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:07,220
what the well exactly yeah so I'm just

1497
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:10,020
supposed to assume he has a second house

1498
00:59:07,220 --> 00:59:11,640
right and she told me this is where he

1499
00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,900
lived there was a bet what do you want

1500
00:59:11,640 --> 00:59:14,760
the dogs were there what do you want

1501
00:59:12,900 --> 00:59:15,480
from me like I don't know

1502
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:18,420
um

1503
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,980
and you can also tell like Frank's

1504
00:59:18,420 --> 00:59:22,200
health is starting to decline a little

1505
00:59:19,980 --> 00:59:23,760
bit but he's like asked Sydney for more

1506
00:59:22,200 --> 00:59:24,900
time he's like I want to tell Scott when

1507
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,480
I'm ready

1508
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:29,460
so Scott picked Sydney up for their um

1509
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:31,619
this big party

1510
00:59:29,460 --> 00:59:34,200
tries to apologize and she's just like

1511
00:59:31,619 --> 00:59:37,160
super aloof and he's like all of the

1512
00:59:34,200 --> 00:59:40,740
progress I had made in my wife's like

1513
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:43,260
defrosting of her like very icy exterior

1514
00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:44,880
it's all gone back up like but it's like

1515
00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:46,859
were you trying to make progress you're

1516
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,160
being an [ __ ] the whole time like

1517
00:59:46,859 --> 00:59:53,099
were you trying to

1518
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:54,540
defrost her you well I think like after

1519
00:59:53,099 --> 00:59:57,420
like

1520
00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:59,700
like she'd lost her cooled and like I

1521
00:59:57,420 --> 01:00:01,260
think they've had several moments where

1522
00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:03,299
her guard had come down a little bit

1523
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:04,440
right then she realized he'd been lying

1524
01:00:03,299 --> 01:00:06,299
to her and then her guard went

1525
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,799
completely back up right but it didn't

1526
01:00:06,299 --> 01:00:09,720
seem like he was trying to get her guard

1527
01:00:07,799 --> 01:00:11,160
to come down it just seemed like he was

1528
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:13,559
being an [ __ ] but I think her guard

1529
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:15,900
was naturally coming down right from

1530
01:00:13,559 --> 01:00:17,940
there like like I think they were both

1531
01:00:15,900 --> 01:00:19,920
starting to warm up to each other her

1532
01:00:17,940 --> 01:00:22,319
guard was coming down and he's like oh I

1533
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:24,420
really like this side of my wife and

1534
01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:26,819
then he had [ __ ] it all up from

1535
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:29,339
previous decision so she cooled it right

1536
01:00:26,819 --> 01:00:31,680
back down yeah right so he's still warm

1537
01:00:29,339 --> 01:00:33,299
and she is cooled it right now oh he's

1538
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:35,700
very much now like

1539
01:00:33,299 --> 01:00:38,520
I think I like my wife I'd like I'd like

1540
01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:40,020
to do things with my wife

1541
01:00:38,520 --> 01:00:41,880
so

1542
01:00:40,020 --> 01:00:42,839
he tries to apologize and she's like

1543
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,740
it's fine I thought you changed it

1544
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:45,540
doesn't matter

1545
01:00:43,740 --> 01:00:47,819
like let's just let's just get through

1546
01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:49,920
this when they get to the event like

1547
01:00:47,819 --> 01:00:51,180
Scott's super handsy keeping her close

1548
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:52,920
and she's like what are you doing and

1549
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:54,900
he's like acting like a man in love like

1550
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:56,720
gotta sell it like we're here to be

1551
01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:58,799
married like

1552
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:00,420
in his head he's like I'm gonna take

1553
01:00:58,799 --> 01:01:02,040
every chance I can to like keep her

1554
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:05,160
close and put my arm around her and it's

1555
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:07,799
gonna be great because I like my wife

1556
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:08,819
and yeah he was like acting she's like

1557
01:01:07,799 --> 01:01:10,920
what are you doing he's like acting like

1558
01:01:08,819 --> 01:01:12,420
a man in love Sunshine she's like save

1559
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:15,180
your pet names for your women and he's

1560
01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:18,900
like I don't have women I have woman I

1561
01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:20,700
have one angry little wife like she's

1562
01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:22,079
the only one that I want

1563
01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:23,400
so they're making their rounds at the

1564
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:26,700
party

1565
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:30,059
um we he gets reintroduced to Miller

1566
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:32,640
is far less of an [ __ ] this time

1567
01:01:30,059 --> 01:01:35,180
um like Frank makes a speech and calls

1568
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:37,260
for a public kiss between them like

1569
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:39,839
announcing like oh we're here to

1570
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:40,619
celebrate them and they kiss and then

1571
01:01:39,839 --> 01:01:42,960
um

1572
01:01:40,619 --> 01:01:44,640
Scott also notices that like Frank isn't

1573
01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,900
looking too hot and he's like trying to

1574
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:47,280
go see the doctor he's looking like he's

1575
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,780
lost a little weight like I hope my

1576
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,040
dad's okay but like you know he's always

1577
01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:51,960
been a stubborn man what are you gonna

1578
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:55,020
do kind of energy

1579
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:57,359
um so Scott tries to post a need like go

1580
01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:58,619
and be able to apologize

1581
01:01:57,359 --> 01:02:01,799
um and like

1582
01:01:58,619 --> 01:02:04,260
had was kind of like yeah I mean my like

1583
01:02:01,799 --> 01:02:06,000
High Society wife who's like super high

1584
01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:08,400
maintenance and then he kind of pauses

1585
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:10,260
and realizes he's like wait everyone at

1586
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:11,880
this party and I'm just like Blackstone

1587
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:13,380
family and friends like I haven't

1588
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:16,079
actually been introduced to like

1589
01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:19,619
Sydney's family or any of her friends

1590
01:02:16,079 --> 01:02:21,359
and he's like where where are your

1591
01:02:19,619 --> 01:02:23,400
where's your family and she's like I

1592
01:02:21,359 --> 01:02:25,680
don't have it I don't have any family

1593
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:28,260
unlike Scott has that like

1594
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:30,059
oh oh [ __ ] I've horribly miscalculated

1595
01:02:28,260 --> 01:02:31,680
and like made a lot of assumption he's

1596
01:02:30,059 --> 01:02:35,040
like what about your friends and she's

1597
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:37,740
like you met them and he's like that was

1598
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:39,240
your assistant and she's like I know

1599
01:02:37,740 --> 01:02:41,400
thank you for pointing that out yeah and

1600
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:44,160
she's like so I'm gonna go

1601
01:02:41,400 --> 01:02:46,859
um good talk this was great

1602
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,900
he goes to her apartment actually

1603
01:02:46,859 --> 01:02:51,000
apologizes

1604
01:02:48,900 --> 01:02:53,099
um and it's like

1605
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,900
like they're finding equal footing and

1606
01:02:53,099 --> 01:02:57,500
then he's like hey we're gonna be

1607
01:02:54,900 --> 01:03:01,500
married for three years

1608
01:02:57,500 --> 01:03:03,119
want a bone like it's kind of like the

1609
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:04,740
maybe we can scratch each other's

1610
01:03:03,119 --> 01:03:06,780
physical itch like we're we're clearly

1611
01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:08,700
attracted to each other I mean she's

1612
01:03:06,780 --> 01:03:10,140
like I'm not really built to do like

1613
01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:11,760
this casual thing I know you have your

1614
01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:13,680
women like it's fine that you have your

1615
01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:15,599
women but I'm not built like right I'm

1616
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:17,099
not gonna be one of them yes and so she

1617
01:03:15,599 --> 01:03:18,839
like gives them a pillow and a blanket

1618
01:03:17,099 --> 01:03:19,980
and I was like have fun on the couch

1619
01:03:18,839 --> 01:03:21,900
good night

1620
01:03:19,980 --> 01:03:23,339
and then he's like man that's even nicer

1621
01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:25,140
than I've ever said to her when she

1622
01:03:23,339 --> 01:03:26,160
slept on the couch in the cabin this

1623
01:03:25,140 --> 01:03:27,599
whole time

1624
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:30,780
so

1625
01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:32,160
yes he has 100 realized he has [ __ ] up

1626
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:34,380
at this point yeah

1627
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:37,260
and it's like how do we make amends

1628
01:03:34,380 --> 01:03:39,000
hey there's my puppies

1629
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,960
we'll get you right back to the show in

1630
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,520
just a moment

1631
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:46,559
but first

1632
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:48,660
do you like us maybe even love us cause

1633
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:52,980
we sure love you

1634
01:03:48,660 --> 01:03:54,420
and if you do love us don't tease us now

1635
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:56,819
listen those ratings and reviews

1636
01:03:54,420 --> 01:03:59,520
wherever you're listening right now

1637
01:03:56,819 --> 01:04:01,680
maybe even send us over to a special

1638
01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:02,840
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1639
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,020
smutty with us

1640
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:07,079
[Music]

1641
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:09,480
know the first rule of smug Club is to

1642
01:04:07,079 --> 01:04:12,059
talk about SMUD Club

1643
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:15,920
all right I won't keep you any longer

1644
01:04:12,059 --> 01:04:15,920
let's get back to the show

1645
01:04:18,020 --> 01:04:22,200
[Music]

1646
01:04:19,980 --> 01:04:25,440
fast forward four weeks

1647
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:27,780
and when Sydney was supposed to go back

1648
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,280
to Wyoming honestly I need a drink I've

1649
01:04:27,780 --> 01:04:31,160
been talking for a minute give me one

1650
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:33,240
second okay

1651
01:04:31,160 --> 01:04:35,400
Talk Amongst yourselves well I was

1652
01:04:33,240 --> 01:04:36,599
literally I was like oh gosh I need to

1653
01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,619
pause and then I was like you know what

1654
01:04:36,599 --> 01:04:39,720
I could do

1655
01:04:37,619 --> 01:04:42,680
I could just pause

1656
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:47,099
talking and maybe that would give me

1657
01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:49,799
yeah the space I need to hydrate and

1658
01:04:47,099 --> 01:04:51,299
double fisting lemonade in one hand and

1659
01:04:49,799 --> 01:04:54,780
water in the other

1660
01:04:51,299 --> 01:04:56,220
you do what you need to do

1661
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:59,520
technically there's a little bit of

1662
01:04:56,220 --> 01:05:01,680
lemon juice in my water

1663
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:04,980
um so I guess I'm just

1664
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:08,700
double fisting different lemon beverages

1665
01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:10,559
different uh intensities of lemon

1666
01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:12,900
different levels of lemon different

1667
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:15,299
levels of lemon

1668
01:05:12,900 --> 01:05:17,940
um so Sydney had to stay in New York a

1669
01:05:15,299 --> 01:05:21,059
little longer than expected to do some

1670
01:05:17,940 --> 01:05:23,160
work stuff with I don't know how to do

1671
01:05:21,059 --> 01:05:25,619
some lawyer things because she's general

1672
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:26,700
counsel still

1673
01:05:25,619 --> 01:05:30,059
um

1674
01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:31,799
when she returns to Wyoming Scott picks

1675
01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:34,559
her up is in his real truck like his

1676
01:05:31,799 --> 01:05:36,359
like brand new

1677
01:05:34,559 --> 01:05:41,099
fully loaded

1678
01:05:36,359 --> 01:05:42,380
of course Ram 1500 is that a truck I

1679
01:05:41,099 --> 01:05:47,520
don't know

1680
01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:50,460
Ford is the 150s and the 250s

1681
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:53,880
it's a big ass truck sure um that's what

1682
01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:57,839
I know it's a big it's a real nice big

1683
01:05:53,880 --> 01:06:00,119
ass truck and he like has

1684
01:05:57,839 --> 01:06:01,559
um like a a full bouquet of roses for

1685
01:06:00,119 --> 01:06:03,180
her and is like very much trying to make

1686
01:06:01,559 --> 01:06:04,500
an effort and he's like the dogs wanted

1687
01:06:03,180 --> 01:06:06,720
to come but I don't want you to be

1688
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:08,099
crowded so like I made them wait at the

1689
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:09,540
house

1690
01:06:08,099 --> 01:06:11,880
um and when they get back to the house

1691
01:06:09,540 --> 01:06:13,799
he had Jan like fully stocked the

1692
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:17,339
kitchen so Sydney could make whatever

1693
01:06:13,799 --> 01:06:19,680
she wanted he converted one of the spare

1694
01:06:17,339 --> 01:06:21,299
rooms into a full office for her because

1695
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:25,500
she'd been working on like a rickety

1696
01:06:21,299 --> 01:06:28,319
table and it like is very much like

1697
01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:31,079
trying to come back from it got got her

1698
01:06:28,319 --> 01:06:33,000
a car so that she can travel around and

1699
01:06:31,079 --> 01:06:34,799
do whatever she needs to do and is very

1700
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,740
clearly trying

1701
01:06:34,799 --> 01:06:39,299
so he's out riding horses with Ryan and

1702
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:41,039
Brian's like so like what's going on

1703
01:06:39,299 --> 01:06:44,460
what's Happening and Scott's like I'm

1704
01:06:41,039 --> 01:06:47,339
gonna try and date my wife like

1705
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:50,579
oh like I'm making an effort I want to

1706
01:06:47,339 --> 01:06:53,160
date my wife and then as they're writing

1707
01:06:50,579 --> 01:06:55,559
um they're like wait where's Tiny the

1708
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:57,119
bull the one who'd been causing problems

1709
01:06:55,559 --> 01:06:58,740
oh no and so when they look out in the

1710
01:06:57,119 --> 01:07:01,500
pasture they realize there's a break in

1711
01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:04,260
the fence and Tiny's missing

1712
01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:07,260
so they take off at a gallop

1713
01:07:04,260 --> 01:07:10,200
knowing Sydney was like out on a run at

1714
01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:11,900
that point and so

1715
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:14,780
um

1716
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:17,520
well Sydney's running

1717
01:07:14,780 --> 01:07:19,440
they're coming towards her and they're

1718
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:22,440
like waving and she's like hey guys yeah

1719
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:24,180
both hands on the saddle

1720
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:25,859
and then they're like she finally hears

1721
01:07:24,180 --> 01:07:28,740
behind you and looks back and like 50

1722
01:07:25,859 --> 01:07:31,380
feet behind her is Tiny the bull who is

1723
01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:33,059
now like not tiny not tiny yes and like

1724
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:36,720
now running towards her so she takes off

1725
01:07:33,059 --> 01:07:38,339
running slips on a passive patch of ice

1726
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:41,339
um and like crashes like shoulder and

1727
01:07:38,339 --> 01:07:43,940
head first oh after slipping on this

1728
01:07:41,339 --> 01:07:43,940
patch of ice

1729
01:07:44,099 --> 01:07:46,740
um

1730
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:49,319
but like before that

1731
01:07:46,740 --> 01:07:51,359
she while she's on the run before she

1732
01:07:49,319 --> 01:07:52,680
sees them she's kind of thinking like

1733
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:56,780
man

1734
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:56,780
Scott's been like really nice and like

1735
01:07:56,819 --> 01:08:00,960
but how like he like did all that kind

1736
01:07:58,980 --> 01:08:02,400
stuff and like sees the gestures that

1737
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,720
he's doing but also kind of assumes that

1738
01:08:02,400 --> 01:08:04,980
the gestures are because he's been

1739
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:07,740
sleeping with all of these other women

1740
01:08:04,980 --> 01:08:09,660
and like feels guilty about it so she's

1741
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:11,700
like I mean I did pretty much tell him

1742
01:08:09,660 --> 01:08:14,880
to sleep with other women to scratch the

1743
01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:16,500
itch so like okay yeah so then these are

1744
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:18,239
all the thoughts she's having as her

1745
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:22,140
husband is like coming towards her on

1746
01:08:18,239 --> 01:08:23,819
horse and she falls hits her head

1747
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:25,440
and she's like right before they she

1748
01:08:23,819 --> 01:08:28,199
blacks out she like hears a gunshot and

1749
01:08:25,440 --> 01:08:30,779
they've like taken tiny down

1750
01:08:28,199 --> 01:08:32,699
um at the hospital Sydney's ultimately

1751
01:08:30,779 --> 01:08:34,199
has a mild concussion and then like

1752
01:08:32,699 --> 01:08:36,299
substantial bruising to her knee and

1753
01:08:34,199 --> 01:08:39,660
shoulders and they did have to cut her

1754
01:08:36,299 --> 01:08:42,000
running leggings off of her and Scott

1755
01:08:39,660 --> 01:08:43,799
saw all of these scars on her thighs

1756
01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,359
like her thighs are like completely

1757
01:08:43,799 --> 01:08:47,100
covered in scarves and he had no idea

1758
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:48,900
and he's like what the like he is like

1759
01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:51,779
what happened to her yes like he is

1760
01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:53,460
clearly not okay that he's like

1761
01:08:51,779 --> 01:08:55,560
yeah there's definitely some details I'm

1762
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:58,500
missing along the way here like I have

1763
01:08:55,560 --> 01:09:01,140
questions about my wife yes

1764
01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:04,859
and he realizes like if she wasn't okay

1765
01:09:01,140 --> 01:09:07,739
I wouldn't be okay and like he's like oh

1766
01:09:04,859 --> 01:09:10,080
I'm like I'm falling for my wife I have

1767
01:09:07,739 --> 01:09:12,299
feelings yes

1768
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:13,799
um they get home he's like 100 coddling

1769
01:09:12,299 --> 01:09:16,080
her like the dogs are trying to be

1770
01:09:13,799 --> 01:09:18,420
around him and he's like act the [ __ ] up

1771
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:20,279
like that no no one can touch her but me

1772
01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:22,020
and she's like I can walk and he's like

1773
01:09:20,279 --> 01:09:23,759
no you can't like

1774
01:09:22,020 --> 01:09:25,319
like the dogs like to sleep on the bed

1775
01:09:23,759 --> 01:09:26,880
with her and he's like the dogs aren't

1776
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:28,140
even allowed in your room until you're

1777
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:30,900
here like

1778
01:09:28,140 --> 01:09:33,719
like way over the top yes yeah so he

1779
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:36,359
runs a bath for her and helps her in

1780
01:09:33,719 --> 01:09:39,120
and asks about the scars and she

1781
01:09:36,359 --> 01:09:40,560
um says they're from her grandfather but

1782
01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,420
that both of her grandparents are now

1783
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:45,420
deceased and so that's kind of where it

1784
01:09:42,420 --> 01:09:47,580
gets left for there from there until the

1785
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:49,440
future um like Scott ends up on the

1786
01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:51,120
phone with his dad to tell him what

1787
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:52,980
happened to Sydney

1788
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:55,620
um and he's like my dad really is not

1789
01:09:52,980 --> 01:09:57,420
sounding oh very good

1790
01:09:55,620 --> 01:09:58,860
um and then Frank's like hey like I'm

1791
01:09:57,420 --> 01:10:01,380
gonna talk to the board next month about

1792
01:09:58,860 --> 01:10:03,540
like appointing Sydney unless you want

1793
01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:06,900
to come back and run the company like

1794
01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:08,699
right and Scott's like Dad like I've

1795
01:10:06,900 --> 01:10:10,020
never that's just not who I am it's not

1796
01:10:08,699 --> 01:10:11,640
what I want like you can tell like Frank

1797
01:10:10,020 --> 01:10:13,739
is disappointed and like this is like

1798
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:16,020
been a point of tension for them yeah

1799
01:10:13,739 --> 01:10:18,000
where Frank has always ultimately wanted

1800
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:19,440
Scott at the helm

1801
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:21,960
um

1802
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:24,659
so Sydney's healing she is in her

1803
01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:29,159
routine and

1804
01:10:24,659 --> 01:10:31,679
um she set to leave for New York the

1805
01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:32,820
next morning I think

1806
01:10:31,679 --> 01:10:34,560
um

1807
01:10:32,820 --> 01:10:37,020
and and she can't sleep so she's like

1808
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:39,480
I'm gonna go make myself like us

1809
01:10:37,020 --> 01:10:42,000
spiked milk warm milk

1810
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:45,600
sounds very gross I was gonna say that's

1811
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:47,280
nasty well um so I I drink like spiked

1812
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:49,080
coffee that has creamer in it but that

1813
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:52,560
feels different that's different than

1814
01:10:49,080 --> 01:10:54,600
just milk like warm warm milk and rum or

1815
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:57,900
like I don't want people like do like

1816
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:59,400
eggnog and brandy or eggnog and rum and

1817
01:10:57,900 --> 01:11:00,520
I'm like

1818
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:03,629
no

1819
01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:03,629
[Music]

1820
01:11:04,620 --> 01:11:09,780
it just feels like the word curdled is

1821
01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:13,199
what comes to mind you know what I mean

1822
01:11:09,780 --> 01:11:15,120
like yeah I don't like it I don't like

1823
01:11:13,199 --> 01:11:16,679
it well and I think a year or two ago I

1824
01:11:15,120 --> 01:11:20,100
was like

1825
01:11:16,679 --> 01:11:23,340
I'm gonna try eggnog again no and I will

1826
01:11:20,100 --> 01:11:26,900
say actually like warm eggnog spiked it

1827
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:29,580
I was like this isn't horrific

1828
01:11:26,900 --> 01:11:30,780
but it was also like I was like well now

1829
01:11:29,580 --> 01:11:32,219
what the [ __ ] am I gonna do I have a

1830
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:33,540
half carton of egg now I'm just sitting

1831
01:11:32,219 --> 01:11:35,520
in here and I had one glass and that's

1832
01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:37,380
all I'm gonna like I was like I'm not

1833
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:40,199
gonna suddenly drink a lot of eggnog

1834
01:11:37,380 --> 01:11:41,699
right I'm like one and done was very

1835
01:11:40,199 --> 01:11:44,640
much

1836
01:11:41,699 --> 01:11:49,739
I've had my one for this season

1837
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:51,780
yeah yeah maybe for several seasons like

1838
01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:53,640
I don't I don't think I'm gonna do it

1839
01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:56,940
again this year not just because I'm

1840
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:58,080
pregnant right even if that would be a

1841
01:11:56,940 --> 01:12:00,179
thing

1842
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,800
even if I wasn't pregnant it would we

1843
01:12:00,179 --> 01:12:04,140
wouldn't be doing it

1844
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:07,800
um so when she

1845
01:12:04,140 --> 01:12:09,480
she goes out to make her midnight drink

1846
01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:10,800
and try and take the edge off because

1847
01:12:09,480 --> 01:12:12,600
she's just been up thinking all night

1848
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,920
and she realizes that Scott is on the

1849
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,360
couch and he can't sleep either and they

1850
01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:17,820
just have like a really good talk and he

1851
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:19,920
he asks her if she likes it in Wyoming

1852
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:21,600
and she's like honestly like a lot more

1853
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,159
than I thought like it's so much slower

1854
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,960
like you can really breathe out here

1855
01:12:23,159 --> 01:12:28,260
like I'm really

1856
01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:30,239
finding my space

1857
01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:33,480
um and then she asks them how he got the

1858
01:12:30,239 --> 01:12:35,040
dogs and then we do learn a little bit

1859
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:37,140
more about Scott here as well we learn

1860
01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:38,640
his best friend used to work at

1861
01:12:37,140 --> 01:12:40,920
Blackstone Holdings back in their party

1862
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:44,940
days

1863
01:12:40,920 --> 01:12:46,860
um and had been on the list for

1864
01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:49,920
had put him his name on the list for the

1865
01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:51,719
with a breeder for two of these puppies

1866
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:54,000
um there's a dude that like Scott had

1867
01:12:51,719 --> 01:12:55,140
kind not a dude a girl Scott had kind of

1868
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,719
like casually been [ __ ] but like

1869
01:12:55,140 --> 01:12:59,400
wasn't super into knew his friend his

1870
01:12:57,719 --> 01:13:02,940
best friend was into her so he's like

1871
01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:05,340
yeah like let me set you up so one night

1872
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:09,000
they're all out at a party she makes

1873
01:13:05,340 --> 01:13:11,460
moves on Scott Scott turns her down and

1874
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:12,600
then like the best friend like sees this

1875
01:13:11,460 --> 01:13:14,580
happen

1876
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:16,320
and then he's like what the hell is

1877
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:17,880
happening and she's like honestly I've

1878
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:21,000
always been into Scott I've just been

1879
01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:23,400
like settling into like you until Scott

1880
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:24,600
was ready to settle down and would like

1881
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,800
open his mind up and then like the

1882
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,480
friend like pulled out a wedding ring

1883
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:31,140
was like I was gonna propose tonight but

1884
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:33,000
like hadn't found like yes and so

1885
01:13:31,140 --> 01:13:34,380
Scott's like well I'm Gonna Let them

1886
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:35,880
fight it out on the beach they always

1887
01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:38,460
make it through these fights I'm just

1888
01:13:35,880 --> 01:13:40,620
like I'm gonna go yep I'm gonna go and

1889
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:43,679
then the next morning his friend had um

1890
01:13:40,620 --> 01:13:45,600
died by Suicide oh no so Scott had all

1891
01:13:43,679 --> 01:13:48,360
of this guilt the day yeah the day after

1892
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:50,100
his funeral was when these dog puppies

1893
01:13:48,360 --> 01:13:52,440
yeah it was so like Scott took the

1894
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:53,760
puppies and he's had them ever since and

1895
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,620
like

1896
01:13:53,760 --> 01:13:58,020
he's like I left New York because like I

1897
01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:59,460
didn't want to end up like I I knew I

1898
01:13:58,020 --> 01:14:00,900
needed to change my life and change my

1899
01:13:59,460 --> 01:14:03,420
ways right

1900
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:07,020
um so Sydney ends up leaving but they're

1901
01:14:03,420 --> 01:14:09,900
like on better way better footing now

1902
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:13,020
um two weeks later Scott gets home and

1903
01:14:09,900 --> 01:14:16,940
Sydney is finally back from New York

1904
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:21,780
she's dancing in the kitchen in her like

1905
01:14:16,940 --> 01:14:24,020
oversized law school Yale sweatshirt

1906
01:14:21,780 --> 01:14:26,640
um with the dogs like singing dancing

1907
01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:28,980
just like having a great time baking in

1908
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:32,640
the kitchen with the dogs

1909
01:14:28,980 --> 01:14:34,679
um and Scott is like I think I'm in love

1910
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:36,000
with him like I'm so excited she's back

1911
01:14:34,679 --> 01:14:37,739
I'm pretty sure I'm in love with my wife

1912
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:39,480
here he's like I'm gonna kiss you now

1913
01:14:37,739 --> 01:14:41,340
and then I'm gonna peel off that ugly

1914
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:43,260
sweatshirt and worship every inch of

1915
01:14:41,340 --> 01:14:46,940
your body and she's like

1916
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:46,940
this sweatshirt isn't ugly

1917
01:14:47,159 --> 01:14:53,040
priorities woman which feels

1918
01:14:50,219 --> 01:14:56,820
accurate to something I feel like I'd

1919
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:58,620
say my husband is giving me a very

1920
01:14:56,820 --> 01:15:00,780
knowing book right now where he'd be

1921
01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:03,020
like yeah so that's not the [ __ ]

1922
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:03,020
point

1923
01:15:03,239 --> 01:15:07,560
that is not the you're missing the

1924
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:10,620
actual important part of the

1925
01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:12,480
conversation like that's not the part of

1926
01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:14,940
the sentence to focus on babe yeah yeah

1927
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:17,580
I'm gonna peel that ugly sweatshirt off

1928
01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:20,300
you and worship every into your body you

1929
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:24,420
think my sweatshirt's ugly

1930
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:26,460
what no what all the other words those

1931
01:15:24,420 --> 01:15:28,219
are the ones we're focusing on

1932
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:31,080
um so she's baking

1933
01:15:28,219 --> 01:15:33,120
he takes a spoon covered in batter out

1934
01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:36,120
of her hand like throws it the dogs go

1935
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:39,480
crazy for it he goes down on her and

1936
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:42,300
then like smears cake batter nope all

1937
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:45,120
over her to lick off nope I don't like

1938
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:46,679
that no it just sounds so unsanitary it

1939
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:48,000
really does well like initially like

1940
01:15:46,679 --> 01:15:50,219
puts him on her belly I was like okay

1941
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,080
and yeah we can we okay all right now

1942
01:15:50,219 --> 01:15:53,340
and then he spread at other places and I

1943
01:15:52,080 --> 01:15:58,880
was like

1944
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:58,880
between the folds no oh

1945
01:16:01,560 --> 01:16:07,020
I'm so sorry everyone

1946
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:10,020
hey you a little I felt like folds was

1947
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:11,340
better than creases oh God none of it's

1948
01:16:10,020 --> 01:16:13,739
good

1949
01:16:11,340 --> 01:16:17,420
so did I ever tell you about the time oh

1950
01:16:13,739 --> 01:16:20,159
oh no is that what happened yes

1951
01:16:17,420 --> 01:16:23,480
this is a moment where you should say oh

1952
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:23,480
no because it's real bad

1953
01:16:25,199 --> 01:16:28,800
um I was working at a residential

1954
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:31,560
facility where we had male and female

1955
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:34,860
patients and we kept them separated

1956
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:36,600
but you know they still found ways to

1957
01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:39,420
hook up and you know they were passing

1958
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:42,840
notes like middle school style and stuff

1959
01:16:39,420 --> 01:16:46,080
and we once found a note that a male

1960
01:16:42,840 --> 01:16:50,159
patient wrote to a female patient

1961
01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:54,060
and it was one of the filthiest things I

1962
01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:56,340
have ever read in my life and you've

1963
01:16:54,060 --> 01:16:59,520
read a lot of [ __ ] I have read [ __ ]

1964
01:16:56,340 --> 01:17:01,620
filth y'all like that's that is my brand

1965
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:05,159
is just [ __ ] filth like there's no

1966
01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:07,140
way around it this it was horrifying he

1967
01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:09,239
was talking about like I'm gonna slurp

1968
01:17:07,140 --> 01:17:11,480
you up like a Twizzler what does that

1969
01:17:09,239 --> 01:17:11,480
mean

1970
01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:19,620
like a Twizzler so the worst part of it

1971
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:20,940
for me that I will remember until the

1972
01:17:19,620 --> 01:17:21,960
day that I die it will take it to my

1973
01:17:20,940 --> 01:17:24,739
grave

1974
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:24,739
was

1975
01:17:24,780 --> 01:17:31,640
I want to hide Skittles inside you and

1976
01:17:27,840 --> 01:17:31,640
use my tongue to find them

1977
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:38,699
Skittles Taste the rainbow [ __ ] but

1978
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:42,659
that's he was like because I bet you

1979
01:17:38,699 --> 01:17:45,900
taste like the rainbow and I was like I

1980
01:17:42,659 --> 01:17:47,880
no so I I can't really eat Skittles

1981
01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:50,340
anymore without thinking of that

1982
01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:51,659
but when you said folds and or creases I

1983
01:17:50,340 --> 01:17:53,760
was like I bet you could put a lot of

1984
01:17:51,659 --> 01:17:55,440
sandals you know where you can hide some

1985
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:58,440
Skittles

1986
01:17:55,440 --> 01:18:00,840
in the folds yeah it was bad

1987
01:17:58,440 --> 01:18:03,000
it was bad oh my gosh

1988
01:18:00,840 --> 01:18:06,659
oh my gosh oh my gosh

1989
01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:10,080
oh none of the skills inside you and

1990
01:18:06,659 --> 01:18:14,219
find them with my tongue yeah so Scott

1991
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:15,060
licks a bunny cake batter ugh puts it

1992
01:18:14,219 --> 01:18:17,460
everywhere

1993
01:18:15,060 --> 01:18:19,380
I feel like that is just like a yeast

1994
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:21,239
infection waiting to happen there's a

1995
01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:23,219
lot of orgasms

1996
01:18:21,239 --> 01:18:24,960
um he carries her to the bedroom for

1997
01:18:23,219 --> 01:18:27,600
some sex

1998
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:29,760
um the next day she's like you know

1999
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:32,880
I'm going to call him BHB from now on

2000
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:35,280
believe the hype Blackstone

2001
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:37,920
when he's like nice

2002
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:39,659
lest we think back on the like I don't

2003
01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:41,760
want to [ __ ] someone who's given more

2004
01:18:39,659 --> 01:18:43,380
rides in Disneyland that should tell you

2005
01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:46,380
how fun the ride is

2006
01:18:43,380 --> 01:18:48,000
like she's like damn he's proven he does

2007
01:18:46,380 --> 01:18:50,580
give a good ride

2008
01:18:48,000 --> 01:18:52,440
point to Blackstone so then like I would

2009
01:18:50,580 --> 01:18:56,060
say it's like essentially like a montage

2010
01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:59,040
of like happy couple moments and

2011
01:18:56,060 --> 01:19:02,219
picnics and hoes fights when she's

2012
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:03,540
cleaning the dogs and he like says her

2013
01:19:02,219 --> 01:19:04,980
words back to her from when she was

2014
01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:07,739
drunk or he's like I never want to be

2015
01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:10,620
divorced like not even once and so like

2016
01:19:07,739 --> 01:19:12,600
or like definitely finding their Rhythm

2017
01:19:10,620 --> 01:19:14,820
um he's supposed to be leaving for a

2018
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:16,020
business trip to Houston

2019
01:19:14,820 --> 01:19:18,540
and

2020
01:19:16,020 --> 01:19:22,080
Sydney's grandmother's lawyer keeps

2021
01:19:18,540 --> 01:19:23,400
calling and so they're like hey we've

2022
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:25,199
sold the house like we know you didn't

2023
01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,420
want your grandfather's car dealership

2024
01:19:25,199 --> 01:19:29,580
we know you didn't want the house but

2025
01:19:27,420 --> 01:19:31,199
this house is an escrow and it can't go

2026
01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:33,960
to the new owners until you come and

2027
01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:36,120
take your belongings out of the attic

2028
01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:38,159
like that was part of the will

2029
01:19:36,120 --> 01:19:40,980
come just settle this [ __ ] we'll stop

2030
01:19:38,159 --> 01:19:41,760
bothering you so she takes off to Philly

2031
01:19:40,980 --> 01:19:43,560
um

2032
01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,960
to really settle everything but like

2033
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:47,940
doesn't tell Scott because she's like

2034
01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:49,500
it just feels really personal and like

2035
01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:51,659
hasn't given him all of like these

2036
01:19:49,500 --> 01:19:53,400
details

2037
01:19:51,659 --> 01:19:54,659
um and he texts and he's like where are

2038
01:19:53,400 --> 01:19:56,520
you and she's like

2039
01:19:54,659 --> 01:19:57,780
I'm in Philly

2040
01:19:56,520 --> 01:20:00,120
like

2041
01:19:57,780 --> 01:20:01,739
and he's like what and she's like I'm

2042
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:04,100
it's like for my grandma's lawyer and

2043
01:20:01,739 --> 01:20:06,300
then just kind of drops it so in the box

2044
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:09,000
when when she gets to the house there's

2045
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:11,400
just like one box in the Attic that has

2046
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:14,100
her name on top that's like real creepy

2047
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:17,040
right yes like she even said she's like

2048
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:20,280
I'd laugh at how comically dramatic this

2049
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:22,020
was if it wasn't so unsettling yes

2050
01:20:20,280 --> 01:20:24,000
um and there's a lot there's like

2051
01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:25,679
several letters in there to her from

2052
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,600
this dude named Josh

2053
01:20:25,679 --> 01:20:29,060
um who's the guy that she'd hired the pi

2054
01:20:27,600 --> 01:20:31,140
to look for

2055
01:20:29,060 --> 01:20:33,239
historically um and she didn't realize

2056
01:20:31,140 --> 01:20:35,400
he'd been like searching for her too and

2057
01:20:33,239 --> 01:20:37,440
trying to reach out to her

2058
01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:41,159
so she goes back to her like shitty

2059
01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:43,800
hotel in rural Pennsylvania outside of

2060
01:20:41,159 --> 01:20:45,719
Philly and is like bawling her eyes out

2061
01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:47,340
and Scott texted her and he's like open

2062
01:20:45,719 --> 01:20:50,760
your door I'm at the hotel like come out

2063
01:20:47,340 --> 01:20:52,380
and she's like no well no she's like no

2064
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:54,480
one's ever come for me before like no

2065
01:20:52,380 --> 01:20:56,159
one like no one's ever done that before

2066
01:20:54,480 --> 01:20:59,100
like oh my gosh

2067
01:20:56,159 --> 01:21:01,920
they make love in the crappy Hotel

2068
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:03,840
um and she tells them this the whole the

2069
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:06,000
whole back story the rest of what we

2070
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:07,440
didn't know that when she was a teenager

2071
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:09,780
she'd um

2072
01:21:07,440 --> 01:21:11,400
like her mom had been a teenager I think

2073
01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:13,580
so she was raised

2074
01:21:11,400 --> 01:21:15,840
um by her

2075
01:21:13,580 --> 01:21:17,280
maternal grandparents I think her

2076
01:21:15,840 --> 01:21:19,080
parents had died in a car accident or

2077
01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:20,460
something in that capacity

2078
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:23,159
and

2079
01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:24,360
very religious conservative oppressive

2080
01:21:23,159 --> 01:21:26,340
household

2081
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:27,960
um and she worked at the library and

2082
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:29,280
like she like she's like I did

2083
01:21:27,960 --> 01:21:30,719
everything I could dig it out of the

2084
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:33,719
house so

2085
01:21:30,719 --> 01:21:36,179
she has been taking lunch in the alley

2086
01:21:33,719 --> 01:21:38,460
like behind the library meets Josh who

2087
01:21:36,179 --> 01:21:40,440
is working on the construction site next

2088
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:42,840
door and like very much this teen

2089
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:44,760
romance Grandpa finds out forces her to

2090
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:46,679
break it off she like says all these

2091
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:48,300
horrible things to Josh to get him to go

2092
01:21:46,679 --> 01:21:50,219
away and leave her alone

2093
01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:52,560
and then she's really upset has a fight

2094
01:21:50,219 --> 01:21:53,219
with her grandfather about it

2095
01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,140
um

2096
01:21:53,219 --> 01:21:57,239
and her grandfather pushes her down the

2097
01:21:55,140 --> 01:22:00,780
stairs and she like breaks two ribs oh

2098
01:21:57,239 --> 01:22:03,179
no yeah and so like she's like

2099
01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:04,739
sick like 16 or 17 by the time this

2100
01:22:03,179 --> 01:22:06,719
happens and so she's like finally

2101
01:22:04,739 --> 01:22:09,120
realizes she's like this is leverage

2102
01:22:06,719 --> 01:22:10,980
where she's like essentially tells her

2103
01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:13,800
grandfather I need you to put my entire

2104
01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:15,420
college fund in a separate account

2105
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,219
account

2106
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:20,699
um

2107
01:22:17,219 --> 01:22:22,020
if you say like I I will if you do not I

2108
01:22:20,699 --> 01:22:23,940
will tell the authorities that you push

2109
01:22:22,020 --> 01:22:26,280
me down the stairs I will show them the

2110
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:29,100
scars on my thighs like you will not

2111
01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,540
touch me again and they had wanted her

2112
01:22:29,100 --> 01:22:31,920
to like live at home and commute to

2113
01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:33,719
college and she's like I will not I'm

2114
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,580
moving out and so grandfather never

2115
01:22:33,719 --> 01:22:37,500
touched her again like never never

2116
01:22:35,580 --> 01:22:39,960
harmed her

2117
01:22:37,500 --> 01:22:41,580
um but she always felt really guilty and

2118
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:42,900
like all these horrible things she said

2119
01:22:41,580 --> 01:22:45,600
to Josh and never being able to make

2120
01:22:42,900 --> 01:22:48,540
sure that he was okay and so

2121
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:50,100
the return address is in El Paso on all

2122
01:22:48,540 --> 01:22:51,659
of these envelopes

2123
01:22:50,100 --> 01:22:53,699
and

2124
01:22:51,659 --> 01:22:55,739
Scott's like

2125
01:22:53,699 --> 01:23:01,040
go to El Paso like do what you need to

2126
01:22:55,739 --> 01:23:01,040
do like it's okay so she goes to El Paso

2127
01:23:01,679 --> 01:23:04,679
I I felt like this was like a little

2128
01:23:03,719 --> 01:23:06,239
like

2129
01:23:04,679 --> 01:23:07,920
kind of annoyed me how they did this

2130
01:23:06,239 --> 01:23:09,960
where she like Parks outside the house

2131
01:23:07,920 --> 01:23:12,860
like

2132
01:23:09,960 --> 01:23:15,600
figures out how he's in Parks outside

2133
01:23:12,860 --> 01:23:18,900
sees his like gorgeous wife and like son

2134
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:21,719
and is like oh he's doing great okay

2135
01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:24,420
decides to leave put them's out and sees

2136
01:23:21,719 --> 01:23:26,520
her well then it was like she like

2137
01:23:24,420 --> 01:23:29,219
coincidentally ran into him at the gas

2138
01:23:26,520 --> 01:23:30,540
station by the house oh yeah okay right

2139
01:23:29,219 --> 01:23:32,580
and I'm like

2140
01:23:30,540 --> 01:23:34,620
real I'm like just say she knocked on

2141
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:37,020
the door like that feels more believable

2142
01:23:34,620 --> 01:23:38,040
than like

2143
01:23:37,020 --> 01:23:39,960
yeah

2144
01:23:38,040 --> 01:23:41,940
I saw your wife and kid who was like

2145
01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:43,260
he's doing good I'm so glad I'm gonna

2146
01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:45,060
leave now

2147
01:23:43,260 --> 01:23:46,739
oh and then I ran into the gas station

2148
01:23:45,060 --> 01:23:49,020
could you believe it I'm like no I

2149
01:23:46,739 --> 01:23:55,020
actually couldn't believe it you're not

2150
01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:55,739
from El Paso like this this isn't right

2151
01:23:55,020 --> 01:23:57,480
um

2152
01:23:55,739 --> 01:23:59,520
but apparently

2153
01:23:57,480 --> 01:24:00,780
able to have a great conversation get a

2154
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:02,100
lot of closure there goes back to

2155
01:24:00,780 --> 01:24:05,480
Wyoming

2156
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:07,980
um goes to the bar over like sees Scott

2157
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:09,719
playing pool

2158
01:24:07,980 --> 01:24:11,580
um with a friend who like asks him how

2159
01:24:09,719 --> 01:24:14,400
married life is and he's like married

2160
01:24:11,580 --> 01:24:16,440
life is really great like I love my wife

2161
01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:20,100
a lot and like she overhears that and

2162
01:24:16,440 --> 01:24:22,020
they're like what like you love me yeah

2163
01:24:20,100 --> 01:24:24,179
and so they're oh we're happy like

2164
01:24:22,020 --> 01:24:27,300
everybody like cliche love moment yeah

2165
01:24:24,179 --> 01:24:29,640
yes like you're back from El Paso let's

2166
01:24:27,300 --> 01:24:32,580
go [ __ ] we love each other

2167
01:24:29,640 --> 01:24:35,719
Ayo hey yeah it's like very much I'm

2168
01:24:32,580 --> 01:24:35,719
like okay we can work with that

2169
01:24:36,179 --> 01:24:39,900
so

2170
01:24:37,920 --> 01:24:41,460
fast forward not quite sure when this

2171
01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:43,199
happens they're doing like they're just

2172
01:24:41,460 --> 01:24:44,699
in a relationship like they're married

2173
01:24:43,199 --> 01:24:46,260
now they're they have a marriage they

2174
01:24:44,699 --> 01:24:49,560
have a relationship right but he still

2175
01:24:46,260 --> 01:24:51,180
doesn't know that his dad's dying well

2176
01:24:49,560 --> 01:24:56,620
now he's dead

2177
01:24:51,180 --> 01:24:56,620
[Laughter]

2178
01:24:58,860 --> 01:25:03,540
so Scott walks in to Sydney's office

2179
01:25:01,380 --> 01:25:04,560
just like look like face crumpled is

2180
01:25:03,540 --> 01:25:07,260
like

2181
01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:11,699
my dad is dead he collapsed and hit his

2182
01:25:07,260 --> 01:25:13,320
head oh and so Sydney's like

2183
01:25:11,699 --> 01:25:17,159
did they tell you what led to the

2184
01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:17,880
collapse like how much do you yeah and

2185
01:25:17,159 --> 01:25:19,739
then

2186
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:21,780
he's like no I just like assumed like he

2187
01:25:19,739 --> 01:25:23,940
had a heart attack or a stroke or like

2188
01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:26,520
something and she's like

2189
01:25:23,940 --> 01:25:28,260
he had cancer like and like tells him

2190
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:31,199
and Scott's like

2191
01:25:28,260 --> 01:25:33,540
a trade yeah Scott's like you knew and

2192
01:25:31,199 --> 01:25:36,060
she's like he asked me not to tell you

2193
01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:38,100
and and he's like so you blackmailed me

2194
01:25:36,060 --> 01:25:40,580
into Mary like knowing like my yeah so

2195
01:25:38,100 --> 01:25:40,580
he's like

2196
01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:43,980
because he was initially like Hey we're

2197
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:45,540
gonna be leaving for New York in a few

2198
01:25:43,980 --> 01:25:47,159
hours pack your bags and then said he's

2199
01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:49,380
like

2200
01:25:47,159 --> 01:25:51,420
I'm leaving for New York you need to get

2201
01:25:49,380 --> 01:25:53,820
there on your own I don't want any of

2202
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:57,420
your [ __ ] here when I get back like

2203
01:25:53,820 --> 01:26:01,500
Big Time betrayed yes huge

2204
01:25:57,420 --> 01:26:03,719
big betrayed he's big mad over this

2205
01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:07,199
betrayal

2206
01:26:03,719 --> 01:26:09,540
um in New York Scott is still like super

2207
01:26:07,199 --> 01:26:12,000
frigid won't talk to Sydney at all like

2208
01:26:09,540 --> 01:26:14,820
at the funeral like

2209
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:16,860
everyone knows they're married Sydney

2210
01:26:14,820 --> 01:26:17,820
like takes one look at him is like I

2211
01:26:16,860 --> 01:26:19,620
guess I'm not sitting with the family

2212
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:21,719
like goes and like sits with her

2213
01:26:19,620 --> 01:26:24,840
assistant and everyone's kind of like

2214
01:26:21,719 --> 01:26:25,880
that's weird yeah what's going on there

2215
01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:29,400
um

2216
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:31,560
so at the office

2217
01:26:29,400 --> 01:26:34,560
um he

2218
01:26:31,560 --> 01:26:35,820
like tells her like after the funeral he

2219
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,880
tells her

2220
01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:40,860
that he's not going back to Wyoming

2221
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:42,179
um he's taking he's taking over the

2222
01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:44,639
company yeah he's taking he's taking

2223
01:26:42,179 --> 01:26:46,500
over the company he's filing for divorce

2224
01:26:44,639 --> 01:26:48,659
and she's fired

2225
01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:50,280
um well I mean she's like the CEO right

2226
01:26:48,659 --> 01:26:53,280
now so like

2227
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:55,739
um like they're like in this weird place

2228
01:26:53,280 --> 01:26:57,120
right because part of the reason they

2229
01:26:55,739 --> 01:26:59,940
needed to be married was because like

2230
01:26:57,120 --> 01:27:02,159
the board wouldn't really have approved

2231
01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:03,239
Sydney

2232
01:27:02,159 --> 01:27:05,280
um

2233
01:27:03,239 --> 01:27:06,960
yeah he's like I would rather see this

2234
01:27:05,280 --> 01:27:08,940
entire company crumble than see you at

2235
01:27:06,960 --> 01:27:12,360
the home so like

2236
01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:13,679
watch yeah like watch the [ __ ] out

2237
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:16,679
um

2238
01:27:13,679 --> 01:27:19,500
and so and Sydney's just like

2239
01:27:16,679 --> 01:27:21,239
being Sydney and like honestly like

2240
01:27:19,500 --> 01:27:22,860
nothing but class and Poise and like

2241
01:27:21,239 --> 01:27:23,820
overcoming everything she's overcome and

2242
01:27:22,860 --> 01:27:26,880
just

2243
01:27:23,820 --> 01:27:28,739
isn't gonna fight it isn't gonna be loud

2244
01:27:26,880 --> 01:27:30,120
he won't talk to her but she's like okay

2245
01:27:28,739 --> 01:27:35,100
well

2246
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:37,500
it is what it is so he blind sized

2247
01:27:35,100 --> 01:27:40,440
Sydney like she gets called into a

2248
01:27:37,500 --> 01:27:41,760
meeting the entire board is there he

2249
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:42,840
says

2250
01:27:41,760 --> 01:27:45,719
um that

2251
01:27:42,840 --> 01:27:48,600
she's no longer going to be CEO he had a

2252
01:27:45,719 --> 01:27:50,400
sister sign over all of her shares he

2253
01:27:48,600 --> 01:27:52,739
now has controlling interest and will be

2254
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:55,020
running the entire company and that

2255
01:27:52,739 --> 01:27:56,219
Frank appointed Sydney when he was not

2256
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:59,100
of sound mind and that Sydney

2257
01:27:56,219 --> 01:28:01,320
manipulated him into his position I

2258
01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:04,620
don't like Scott

2259
01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:06,719
so and Sydney's like

2260
01:28:04,620 --> 01:28:08,580
well there went my entire career that

2261
01:28:06,719 --> 01:28:10,440
just got torped his whole life yeah and

2262
01:28:08,580 --> 01:28:12,060
she's like what am I

2263
01:28:10,440 --> 01:28:14,340
I'm not gonna like rant and Rave it's

2264
01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:16,380
not gonna help anything so she just like

2265
01:28:14,340 --> 01:28:19,380
is like all right I'm gonna make it

2266
01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:22,380
a peaceful handoff like I'm not I

2267
01:28:19,380 --> 01:28:24,600
clearly can't stay here

2268
01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:27,360
um like submits her two weeks notice and

2269
01:28:24,600 --> 01:28:30,540
I was like I'm moving on I'm I'm bowing

2270
01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:33,239
out as as gracefully as I can here like

2271
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:35,100
right I'm not gonna win this so I'm not

2272
01:28:33,239 --> 01:28:37,500
gonna fight it yeah so like Scott has

2273
01:28:35,100 --> 01:28:40,760
appointed a new general counsel

2274
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:40,760
um who comes in who's like

2275
01:28:41,100 --> 01:28:45,780
oh this is a weird sentence but who's

2276
01:28:43,020 --> 01:28:49,940
the hot cartoon

2277
01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:53,400
Jessica Rabbit I was like

2278
01:28:49,940 --> 01:28:55,320
Johnny Bravo I don't know what you're

2279
01:28:53,400 --> 01:28:57,179
asking I don't for some reason I got so

2280
01:28:55,320 --> 01:29:01,139
nervous about who you were gonna say

2281
01:28:57,179 --> 01:29:03,960
Johnny Bravo is the solid uh male

2282
01:29:01,139 --> 01:29:06,120
equivalent yeah I was like

2283
01:29:03,960 --> 01:29:08,280
oh no Hannah if it's weird keep it

2284
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:10,260
inside

2285
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:13,580
like who's the hot cartoon and you're

2286
01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:17,900
like Bugs Bunny I'd be like oh

2287
01:29:13,580 --> 01:29:17,900
Elmer Fudd obviously

2288
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:24,620
it's the hat for me Wiley Coyote

2289
01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:24,620
foreign

2290
01:29:26,060 --> 01:29:34,040
if I'm being 100 honest it's it's the

2291
01:29:29,580 --> 01:29:34,040
dad from Powerpuff Girls that's the one

2292
01:29:35,340 --> 01:29:40,320
I I could work with that

2293
01:29:37,920 --> 01:29:42,239
he's very smart yeah he's very caring

2294
01:29:40,320 --> 01:29:45,719
he's yeah he is

2295
01:29:42,239 --> 01:29:48,480
there are worse cartoons we named

2296
01:29:45,719 --> 01:29:52,500
several already yeah we really

2297
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:54,540
we did name several yeah so so what is

2298
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:57,239
Jessica Rabbit have to do it's like

2299
01:29:54,540 --> 01:29:59,719
Jessica Rabbit is like who I when like

2300
01:29:57,239 --> 01:30:02,639
the new council's like super hot like

2301
01:29:59,719 --> 01:30:05,820
yeah like corporate Vixen corporate

2302
01:30:02,639 --> 01:30:08,280
Vixen clearly into Scott is like gonna

2303
01:30:05,820 --> 01:30:11,159
be trying to make her move the moves yes

2304
01:30:08,280 --> 01:30:13,920
and Sydney's like I'm just

2305
01:30:11,159 --> 01:30:16,080
trying to like get out of this with a

2306
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:18,800
little bit of my dignity intact at this

2307
01:30:16,080 --> 01:30:21,420
point so

2308
01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:22,739
we like Sydney's been like doing all

2309
01:30:21,420 --> 01:30:24,900
this behind the scenes we switched to

2310
01:30:22,739 --> 01:30:27,179
Scott's perspective he's sitting in his

2311
01:30:24,900 --> 01:30:29,520
office the new general counsel Jessica

2312
01:30:27,179 --> 01:30:31,800
Rabbit chick comes in and it's

2313
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:33,659
definitely like

2314
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:35,940
her skirts hiked up a little too high

2315
01:30:33,659 --> 01:30:37,800
her shirt is like has one or two like

2316
01:30:35,940 --> 01:30:39,900
she's not subtle no she's very much

2317
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:41,880
trying to like make a move and he just

2318
01:30:39,900 --> 01:30:44,340
like shuts it down and he's like hey

2319
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:45,840
just to be clear I don't [ __ ] my staff

2320
01:30:44,340 --> 01:30:49,199
like

2321
01:30:45,840 --> 01:30:52,020
like he has gone into like ruthless like

2322
01:30:49,199 --> 01:30:54,719
but in this this ruthless energy where

2323
01:30:52,020 --> 01:30:57,000
he's like this is I'm becoming my dad

2324
01:30:54,719 --> 01:30:58,260
and my dad would be really proud in a

2325
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:00,420
way we're stepping into his shoes

2326
01:30:58,260 --> 01:31:01,739
finally like he always wanted yes but

2327
01:31:00,420 --> 01:31:04,560
also like

2328
01:31:01,739 --> 01:31:06,600
he's like oh she sat

2329
01:31:04,560 --> 01:31:08,940
in the chair in front of my dad's desk

2330
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:11,520
like it's not like he's still very much

2331
01:31:08,940 --> 01:31:14,460
removed and like viewing everything as

2332
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:16,199
his father's and not his own right

2333
01:31:14,460 --> 01:31:19,020
um and so

2334
01:31:16,199 --> 01:31:20,520
he shuts down the general counsel and

2335
01:31:19,020 --> 01:31:22,980
then is like did you have any questions

2336
01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:25,199
and she's like oh well like let I want

2337
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:26,880
to talk about the Tokyo deal

2338
01:31:25,199 --> 01:31:28,739
um Sydney's actually been like super

2339
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:29,940
helpful and giving me all these details

2340
01:31:28,739 --> 01:31:32,639
and like Scott's like of course she's

2341
01:31:29,940 --> 01:31:35,340
[ __ ] helpful like she's like I'm mad

2342
01:31:32,639 --> 01:31:36,420
but because she's amazing damn it yes

2343
01:31:35,340 --> 01:31:37,860
like

2344
01:31:36,420 --> 01:31:39,719
I still love my wife but I can't believe

2345
01:31:37,860 --> 01:31:41,639
she betrayed like

2346
01:31:39,719 --> 01:31:44,100
so he's just still like reconciling all

2347
01:31:41,639 --> 01:31:45,420
that Sydney walks into the his office

2348
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:46,440
and it's like hey like do you have a

2349
01:31:45,420 --> 01:31:47,880
minute

2350
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:49,020
um and he like notices like she's

2351
01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:52,620
wearing like

2352
01:31:49,020 --> 01:31:53,520
jeans and uh sweater and I was like this

2353
01:31:52,620 --> 01:31:55,860
isn't

2354
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:58,800
work clothing and

2355
01:31:55,860 --> 01:32:02,400
he's like where where are you going and

2356
01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:04,440
she's like yeah I'm I'm leaving and he's

2357
01:32:02,400 --> 01:32:06,420
like you still have two days left in

2358
01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:07,620
your two weeks notice she's like Scott I

2359
01:32:06,420 --> 01:32:10,199
was here until midnight last night

2360
01:32:07,620 --> 01:32:11,699
tagging files for your your new general

2361
01:32:10,199 --> 01:32:13,800
counsel

2362
01:32:11,699 --> 01:32:16,880
I'm done I'm done

2363
01:32:13,800 --> 01:32:19,560
um also here's what you wanted here are

2364
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:22,080
the signed divorce papers I'm not asking

2365
01:32:19,560 --> 01:32:24,900
for anything here's my wedding ring and

2366
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:26,159
Scott's like starting to panic wait a

2367
01:32:24,900 --> 01:32:28,500
minute wait a minute yeah he's like wait

2368
01:32:26,159 --> 01:32:31,440
what I didn't mean that yeah and he's

2369
01:32:28,500 --> 01:32:33,780
she's like have a nice life like

2370
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:37,139
I need to leave and like she leaves and

2371
01:32:33,780 --> 01:32:40,860
like starts like crying and

2372
01:32:37,139 --> 01:32:43,679
is he's like oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] so

2373
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:45,719
it's now a month later

2374
01:32:43,679 --> 01:32:48,360
so God's with his family

2375
01:32:45,719 --> 01:32:49,679
um and his sister's like

2376
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,540
I love

2377
01:32:49,679 --> 01:32:53,639
I love that like it's not an important

2378
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:56,460
detail but they describe a scissors like

2379
01:32:53,639 --> 01:32:59,159
walking and sitting down with a glass of

2380
01:32:56,460 --> 01:33:01,920
wine filled to the top

2381
01:32:59,159 --> 01:33:03,179
I was like yep yes

2382
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,639
um and so

2383
01:33:03,179 --> 01:33:07,260
his sister's like so Mom said he won't

2384
01:33:05,639 --> 01:33:09,960
Grant Sydney the divorce what's up with

2385
01:33:07,260 --> 01:33:11,400
that and he's like

2386
01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:13,080
I don't

2387
01:33:11,400 --> 01:33:14,460
I don't know like

2388
01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,900
mind mind your own business I'll get

2389
01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:17,159
around to it it just hasn't been a

2390
01:33:15,900 --> 01:33:18,540
priority am I taking over the business

2391
01:33:17,159 --> 01:33:20,400
and then

2392
01:33:18,540 --> 01:33:21,540
his sister starts talking about like do

2393
01:33:20,400 --> 01:33:23,940
you remember a couple years ago when

2394
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:26,580
like mom found that lump and like needed

2395
01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:28,320
to go for a biopsy and like I couldn't

2396
01:33:26,580 --> 01:33:30,719
get out here to New York from California

2397
01:33:28,320 --> 01:33:33,840
and like you know Sydney was the one who

2398
01:33:30,719 --> 01:33:36,900
took Mom right like because she's

2399
01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:39,060
Sydney's very much been in his parents

2400
01:33:36,900 --> 01:33:41,340
lives like he was in Wyoming and like

2401
01:33:39,060 --> 01:33:43,620
very disconnected from them yeah yeah

2402
01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:45,719
and so she was taking care of them so

2403
01:33:43,620 --> 01:33:47,100
much so and the sister's like so why are

2404
01:33:45,719 --> 01:33:48,960
you mad with Sydney for not telling you

2405
01:33:47,100 --> 01:33:53,219
about Dad's cancer but you're not mad at

2406
01:33:48,960 --> 01:33:54,719
mom for not telling you about the cancer

2407
01:33:53,219 --> 01:33:57,300
um and like

2408
01:33:54,719 --> 01:33:59,520
Scott really realizing how badly he

2409
01:33:57,300 --> 01:34:02,040
[ __ ] it and he's like

2410
01:33:59,520 --> 01:34:05,219
what if I do love her like what what do

2411
01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:06,780
I do like oh [ __ ] help me yeah and then

2412
01:34:05,219 --> 01:34:10,460
his sister's like you love her so much

2413
01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:10,460
you destroyed her career in days

2414
01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:15,840
I [ __ ] with the sister I really do oh

2415
01:34:13,620 --> 01:34:17,100
yeah all of the supporting characters I

2416
01:34:15,840 --> 01:34:18,840
love it

2417
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:20,880
um and then like his sister is even like

2418
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:22,560
I thought this marriage would do you

2419
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:25,920
good but it really only did her harm

2420
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:28,800
like yeah and Scott's like

2421
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:31,320
[ __ ] I love my wife what do I do like I

2422
01:34:28,800 --> 01:34:33,659
need to make this right I like

2423
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:35,280
I like it was all my pride it was all of

2424
01:34:33,659 --> 01:34:38,400
like right all this stuff it was the

2425
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:40,620
shock for my dad right so Scott tracks

2426
01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:44,460
down Miller who like won't answer his

2427
01:34:40,620 --> 01:34:45,900
phone calls and had quit like oh yeah in

2428
01:34:44,460 --> 01:34:47,100
the office at one point they walked past

2429
01:34:45,900 --> 01:34:49,500
each other and like nobody's like

2430
01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:51,120
[ __ ]

2431
01:34:49,500 --> 01:34:52,380
and Scott's like what did you say and

2432
01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:54,060
he's like I said would you like a coffee

2433
01:34:52,380 --> 01:34:56,880
sir

2434
01:34:54,060 --> 01:34:58,980
and and he's like watch yourselves like

2435
01:34:56,880 --> 01:35:01,800
are you trying to get fired and Miller's

2436
01:34:58,980 --> 01:35:04,260
like it's my last day go ahead like

2437
01:35:01,800 --> 01:35:06,300
I love Miller right so much of this

2438
01:35:04,260 --> 01:35:08,820
energy but Miller won't take his calls

2439
01:35:06,300 --> 01:35:11,400
so he like shows up at Miller's place

2440
01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:14,219
and is like it's the pizza man but he's

2441
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:17,219
like we didn't order it damn it like you

2442
01:35:14,219 --> 01:35:18,840
got me kind of energy oh God

2443
01:35:17,219 --> 01:35:20,520
and so he's like

2444
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:22,500
Scott's like I need to talk to Sydney

2445
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:23,820
her like when I call it goes straight to

2446
01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:25,739
voicemail like I can't get through to

2447
01:35:23,820 --> 01:35:28,860
her like I don't know where she is right

2448
01:35:25,739 --> 01:35:30,120
I'm worried yes and so Miller's like

2449
01:35:28,860 --> 01:35:32,100
fine

2450
01:35:30,120 --> 01:35:35,159
a while back she'd brokered this deal

2451
01:35:32,100 --> 01:35:37,080
and this like Chinese gazillionaire was

2452
01:35:35,159 --> 01:35:39,239
like super impressed by her and wants to

2453
01:35:37,080 --> 01:35:42,239
bring her on board so she's at the Ritz

2454
01:35:39,239 --> 01:35:43,860
in Singapore like Scott like takes off

2455
01:35:42,239 --> 01:35:46,320
to Singapore

2456
01:35:43,860 --> 01:35:49,980
so then we Flash Forward to Sydney

2457
01:35:46,320 --> 01:35:53,040
who is not in Singapore and she gets a

2458
01:35:49,980 --> 01:35:56,040
phone call from Miller who's like I love

2459
01:35:53,040 --> 01:35:57,900
Miller so much that is excellent oh no

2460
01:35:56,040 --> 01:36:01,500
it gets even better because Miller calls

2461
01:35:57,900 --> 01:36:04,320
Sydney and he's like yeah so like

2462
01:36:01,500 --> 01:36:05,639
um Scott shut up at my door and said he

2463
01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:07,380
like like wouldn't like leave me alone

2464
01:36:05,639 --> 01:36:08,400
if they needed to find you so like I may

2465
01:36:07,380 --> 01:36:10,139
have said you were staying at the Ritz

2466
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:12,060
in Singapore

2467
01:36:10,139 --> 01:36:13,920
um and then I made a reservation at the

2468
01:36:12,060 --> 01:36:15,600
Ritz and then I canceled it

2469
01:36:13,920 --> 01:36:18,540
um and your name and then when he called

2470
01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:20,480
me again I said that you were in Dubai

2471
01:36:18,540 --> 01:36:22,800
and so

2472
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:24,719
I made a reservation in your name and

2473
01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:27,420
then canceled it

2474
01:36:24,719 --> 01:36:29,219
um and so then he threatened my life and

2475
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:30,780
my husband's wife and all of the lives

2476
01:36:29,219 --> 01:36:33,540
of my future children if I didn't tell

2477
01:36:30,780 --> 01:36:36,300
him where you are and so yeah he's like

2478
01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:38,159
on his way I'm sorry but like

2479
01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:38,940
okay so he just sent him all over the

2480
01:36:38,159 --> 01:36:42,780
world

2481
01:36:38,940 --> 01:36:45,719
yeah I love him everyone needs a Miller

2482
01:36:42,780 --> 01:36:47,760
in their life truly for real someone who

2483
01:36:45,719 --> 01:36:51,120
will back you that hard

2484
01:36:47,760 --> 01:36:52,620
um so the funniest part is that Sydney

2485
01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:54,239
really realized she loved life in

2486
01:36:52,620 --> 01:36:56,400
Wyoming she loved being able to be

2487
01:36:54,239 --> 01:36:58,860
settled there she's in Wyoming so she

2488
01:36:56,400 --> 01:37:02,960
bought a townhouse in Jacksonville and

2489
01:36:58,860 --> 01:37:07,380
is in his hometown this whole time

2490
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:09,179
oh man and so

2491
01:37:07,380 --> 01:37:11,639
um Sydney's like out at a concert like a

2492
01:37:09,179 --> 01:37:13,080
summer concert with Laurel and she's

2493
01:37:11,639 --> 01:37:14,219
like I don't know like Jackson hole's

2494
01:37:13,080 --> 01:37:15,420
like big enough for the two of us like

2495
01:37:14,219 --> 01:37:16,739
we don't need a cross path yes it

2496
01:37:15,420 --> 01:37:19,320
doesn't even mean we're in New York a

2497
01:37:16,739 --> 01:37:21,540
lot yes 100 she's like it's fine it's

2498
01:37:19,320 --> 01:37:23,159
fine and then Laurel's like

2499
01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:25,739
yeah I don't know about that girl I

2500
01:37:23,159 --> 01:37:27,239
think he found you and like Scott's like

2501
01:37:25,739 --> 01:37:28,820
standing on a picnic table like

2502
01:37:27,239 --> 01:37:32,820
searching the crowd

2503
01:37:28,820 --> 01:37:35,340
feverishly for Sydney

2504
01:37:32,820 --> 01:37:37,260
so he like comes up and Sydney's like

2505
01:37:35,340 --> 01:37:39,900
all right well that's my cue to leave

2506
01:37:37,260 --> 01:37:42,120
this concert I have enjoyed it thanks

2507
01:37:39,900 --> 01:37:44,219
Laurel see you around yeah so like she

2508
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:47,219
like tries to leave Scott is following

2509
01:37:44,219 --> 01:37:49,920
her essentially and like trying to

2510
01:37:47,219 --> 01:37:52,320
apologize and he's like I love you like

2511
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:53,460
I'm so sorry and Sydney's like hey I'm

2512
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:55,320
gonna say this once and then we're gonna

2513
01:37:53,460 --> 01:37:57,960
move on and never speak again

2514
01:37:55,320 --> 01:38:01,440
you hurt me more than anyone ever has

2515
01:37:57,960 --> 01:38:03,719
before and you used my love against me

2516
01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:06,239
without giving me a chance to to talk it

2517
01:38:03,719 --> 01:38:08,400
through and I want a divorce and I want

2518
01:38:06,239 --> 01:38:11,040
to move on with my life so good for her

2519
01:38:08,400 --> 01:38:13,080
thank you but no thank you

2520
01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:14,460
have a good day right wish I could say

2521
01:38:13,080 --> 01:38:16,940
that I enjoyed this time we've had

2522
01:38:14,460 --> 01:38:21,260
together yes but please get away from me

2523
01:38:16,940 --> 01:38:23,940
so the next day a bouquet of the same

2524
01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:27,540
roses like type of roses that he had

2525
01:38:23,940 --> 01:38:28,980
like picked her up at the from before

2526
01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:30,900
um show up at her house with a letter

2527
01:38:28,980 --> 01:38:33,060
where like he really explains like he's

2528
01:38:30,900 --> 01:38:36,120
like my dad used to do some Cutthroat

2529
01:38:33,060 --> 01:38:38,639
[ __ ] and I 100 like thought like

2530
01:38:36,120 --> 01:38:41,340
this was just his final move to try and

2531
01:38:38,639 --> 01:38:44,219
get me to take power and like that this

2532
01:38:41,340 --> 01:38:47,100
was all just to manipulate me and like I

2533
01:38:44,219 --> 01:38:50,040
didn't really realize that

2534
01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:51,900
you were part of this is like

2535
01:38:50,040 --> 01:38:54,900
you were put in a really precarious

2536
01:38:51,900 --> 01:38:57,300
difficult situation and you are grieving

2537
01:38:54,900 --> 01:39:00,480
him as well and like I wasn't able to

2538
01:38:57,300 --> 01:39:03,199
recognize that and like a true apology

2539
01:39:00,480 --> 01:39:03,199
but she's like

2540
01:39:03,860 --> 01:39:08,040
so but they keep going to overlapping

2541
01:39:06,420 --> 01:39:10,199
events like there's a backyard barbecue

2542
01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:11,400
like she's there for several hours when

2543
01:39:10,199 --> 01:39:13,620
he gets there she leaves she like

2544
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:15,780
follows her to the front door and

2545
01:39:13,620 --> 01:39:17,699
like and they kiss and she's like yep

2546
01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:19,980
okay we're not nope not doing that

2547
01:39:17,699 --> 01:39:24,420
you're like can't do that

2548
01:39:19,980 --> 01:39:26,280
um and then she's out at the bar and is

2549
01:39:24,420 --> 01:39:28,320
supposed to meet Laurel for Laurel for

2550
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:29,580
drinks and then that's when the drunk

2551
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:31,199
like 20 year old is like anyone ever

2552
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:33,840
told you you look like like Lively she's

2553
01:39:31,199 --> 01:39:36,900
like no one's sober

2554
01:39:33,840 --> 01:39:38,340
um and so Scott shows up and she's like

2555
01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:39,840
no she's like I'm supposed to be meeting

2556
01:39:38,340 --> 01:39:42,080
Laura for for drinks and he's like yeah

2557
01:39:39,840 --> 01:39:45,600
Laurel's not coming like

2558
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:46,520
got him I wanted to talk to you

2559
01:39:45,600 --> 01:39:48,860
um

2560
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:52,679
so he's like

2561
01:39:48,860 --> 01:39:54,179
he follows her outside I think again I

2562
01:39:52,679 --> 01:39:54,900
don't remember

2563
01:39:54,179 --> 01:39:58,500
um

2564
01:39:54,900 --> 01:40:00,179
he gives her the sign divorce papers

2565
01:39:58,500 --> 01:40:02,760
and

2566
01:40:00,179 --> 01:40:05,280
but then all like he essentially is like

2567
01:40:02,760 --> 01:40:06,960
I love you I'll leave you alone like I

2568
01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:08,460
just need to give this to you so he

2569
01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:10,560
takes off when she opens the envelope

2570
01:40:08,460 --> 01:40:12,239
it's like signed divorce papers all of

2571
01:40:10,560 --> 01:40:13,260
his shares of Blackstone he signed over

2572
01:40:12,239 --> 01:40:15,780
to her

2573
01:40:13,260 --> 01:40:17,580
so like she now has controlling interest

2574
01:40:15,780 --> 01:40:19,080
of the entire company

2575
01:40:17,580 --> 01:40:21,120
um like wrote her like a letter being

2576
01:40:19,080 --> 01:40:23,219
like I love you I'll wait for you

2577
01:40:21,120 --> 01:40:26,699
forever like

2578
01:40:23,219 --> 01:40:28,020
just say when and I'm here

2579
01:40:26,699 --> 01:40:29,940
um but also like this whole time like

2580
01:40:28,020 --> 01:40:31,739
she's missed him as well it was like a

2581
01:40:29,940 --> 01:40:33,600
shitty situation across the board right

2582
01:40:31,739 --> 01:40:36,060
she's like [ __ ] I do love my husband I

2583
01:40:33,600 --> 01:40:38,760
do want to make this work he

2584
01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:40,860
he was hurting he hurt me

2585
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:43,380
I but like

2586
01:40:40,860 --> 01:40:45,000
I do want to be with him and so he's

2587
01:40:43,380 --> 01:40:46,500
leaving to go back to New York and then

2588
01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:48,900
it's like the quintessential like

2589
01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:50,639
airport yes like he's going through

2590
01:40:48,900 --> 01:40:53,219
security

2591
01:40:50,639 --> 01:40:54,900
she shouts his name there's the

2592
01:40:53,219 --> 01:40:56,639
rekindling yes like that's like the big

2593
01:40:54,900 --> 01:40:58,679
finale is like the airport where he like

2594
01:40:56,639 --> 01:41:01,560
runs through and like or comes back

2595
01:40:58,679 --> 01:41:04,800
through she jumps in his arms and is

2596
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:06,480
like you said to say when so when yeah

2597
01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:09,920
very much

2598
01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:12,020
um the epilogue is like two years later

2599
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:14,520
it's their wedding

2600
01:41:12,020 --> 01:41:16,500
they are getting married they have a son

2601
01:41:14,520 --> 01:41:18,780
he's been running the ranch she's been

2602
01:41:16,500 --> 01:41:19,980
running Blackstone

2603
01:41:18,780 --> 01:41:23,760
um

2604
01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:26,100
yeah and they get married and their

2605
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:27,719
son's name is Jack my dog's name is

2606
01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:29,820
Brandon

2607
01:41:27,719 --> 01:41:33,540
um that's who you hear

2608
01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:35,340
probably the deer in the backyard oh

2609
01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:36,780
or I don't know what's wrong with him

2610
01:41:35,340 --> 01:41:41,580
right now

2611
01:41:36,780 --> 01:41:44,639
um huh and so yeah so that is cute

2612
01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:46,860
like super cute super like

2613
01:41:44,639 --> 01:41:48,420
makes a good rom-com like I could I

2614
01:41:46,860 --> 01:41:50,580
could actually see it becoming a movie

2615
01:41:48,420 --> 01:41:52,500
kind of energy

2616
01:41:50,580 --> 01:41:53,520
um I it's one of those that I feel like

2617
01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:56,699
I like

2618
01:41:53,520 --> 01:41:58,320
can easily pick up once a year like I

2619
01:41:56,699 --> 01:41:59,820
wouldn't say something that I'm like oh

2620
01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:02,040
like it's just a comfort read that I

2621
01:41:59,820 --> 01:42:04,860
like have read 30 times but like

2622
01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:09,780
decompression read yeah yeah it's a good

2623
01:42:04,860 --> 01:42:11,580
palette cleanser it's funny it's smart

2624
01:42:09,780 --> 01:42:14,880
I don't know what's our rating scale

2625
01:42:11,580 --> 01:42:17,159
thinking about that Irish Wolfhounds

2626
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:19,020
were they are very large they are quite

2627
01:42:17,159 --> 01:42:22,139
large okay we can go Irish tiny the

2628
01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:24,840
bowls but they're even larger

2629
01:42:22,139 --> 01:42:28,080
so ironically

2630
01:42:24,840 --> 01:42:31,380
um no let's go Irish Wolfhounds out of

2631
01:42:28,080 --> 01:42:33,780
they are pretty big

2632
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:34,980
six

2633
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:37,440
five

2634
01:42:34,980 --> 01:42:40,139
I would say like four out of six like

2635
01:42:37,440 --> 01:42:41,460
I'd like rate it like above average it's

2636
01:42:40,139 --> 01:42:42,679
not a book that you're going to be like

2637
01:42:41,460 --> 01:42:45,420
this book

2638
01:42:42,679 --> 01:42:46,800
revolutionized the way I like approached

2639
01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:47,940
like reading you know but it's one of

2640
01:42:46,800 --> 01:42:50,460
those where you're like

2641
01:42:47,940 --> 01:42:52,380
it's solid and fun and I think it's a

2642
01:42:50,460 --> 01:42:54,719
it's a really good just like safe

2643
01:42:52,380 --> 01:42:56,940
rom-com recommendation

2644
01:42:54,719 --> 01:42:59,639
hold on hold on I can't do the math on

2645
01:42:56,940 --> 01:43:00,920
that four or six is two-thirds thank you

2646
01:42:59,639 --> 01:43:02,719
there you go

2647
01:43:00,920 --> 01:43:04,800
66.6

2648
01:43:02,719 --> 01:43:06,719
[ __ ] watch me do some math

2649
01:43:04,800 --> 01:43:08,880
Jesus Christ that's about all the math I

2650
01:43:06,719 --> 01:43:11,699
can do I was gonna make a comment about

2651
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:13,320
it but I'm not going to because I was

2652
01:43:11,699 --> 01:43:15,000
wrong about the comment I was getting

2653
01:43:13,320 --> 01:43:17,300
what are you gonna say don't worry about

2654
01:43:15,000 --> 01:43:17,300
it

2655
01:43:17,580 --> 01:43:23,040
I am gonna take that to my grave because

2656
01:43:21,060 --> 01:43:24,780
no one else needs to know about the dumb

2657
01:43:23,040 --> 01:43:26,940
[ __ ] that almost just came out of my

2658
01:43:24,780 --> 01:43:29,460
mouth by your grave do you mean when we

2659
01:43:26,940 --> 01:43:31,380
stop recording you'll tell me

2660
01:43:29,460 --> 01:43:33,659
I think because that's what I hope you

2661
01:43:31,380 --> 01:43:34,679
mean by your grave I'll consider it

2662
01:43:33,659 --> 01:43:37,500
perfect

2663
01:43:34,679 --> 01:43:39,179
um no it was cute like I think sometimes

2664
01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:41,940
I get

2665
01:43:39,179 --> 01:43:43,739
I get fixated on on things with certain

2666
01:43:41,940 --> 01:43:45,659
characters where I'm like [ __ ] that guy

2667
01:43:43,739 --> 01:43:47,760
and then I have a hard time coming back

2668
01:43:45,659 --> 01:43:50,100
but I don't feel that necessarily when

2669
01:43:47,760 --> 01:43:52,560
I'm reading but when you tell me things

2670
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:55,920
I'm like no you really when I felt like

2671
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:57,840
that's where I was like reading it Scott

2672
01:43:55,920 --> 01:44:00,420
definitely did some shitty things but I

2673
01:43:57,840 --> 01:44:01,860
also didn't feel like when I was reading

2674
01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:03,840
it I'm not like

2675
01:44:01,860 --> 01:44:06,780
this [ __ ] could never recover

2676
01:44:03,840 --> 01:44:08,219
right right you're like Yeah because it

2677
01:44:06,780 --> 01:44:09,719
all just like happens it's a pretty

2678
01:44:08,219 --> 01:44:13,260
quick read I

2679
01:44:09,719 --> 01:44:14,520
it's under 300 pages I think so like

2680
01:44:13,260 --> 01:44:17,280
it's definitely one of those that I'm

2681
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:19,500
like it doesn't take a long time for the

2682
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:22,020
shittiness to like move on and like

2683
01:44:19,500 --> 01:44:23,880
right I also think that it's hard when

2684
01:44:22,020 --> 01:44:25,800
we're talking about it because you often

2685
01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:28,500
miss a lot of like the internal dialogue

2686
01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:30,540
right right and like his thoughts and

2687
01:44:28,500 --> 01:44:32,159
how like his actions are like maybe not

2688
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:34,440
lining where he's like realizing he

2689
01:44:32,159 --> 01:44:36,540
likes his wife and like it's hard to

2690
01:44:34,440 --> 01:44:37,800
like capture all of those moments so I

2691
01:44:36,540 --> 01:44:39,239
do think there's sometimes that like

2692
01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:40,800
I'll be like describing it and I'm like

2693
01:44:39,239 --> 01:44:43,320
no Hannah he's not gonna be that shitty

2694
01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:45,960
just like give it give it a few minutes

2695
01:44:43,320 --> 01:44:48,600
and it'll level out again right and like

2696
01:44:45,960 --> 01:44:51,239
yes he 100 had his like shitty moments

2697
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:54,239
but I think they were all redeemable

2698
01:44:51,239 --> 01:44:56,400
yeah and he I think something I

2699
01:44:54,239 --> 01:44:58,199
appreciated is that he like owned all of

2700
01:44:56,400 --> 01:45:00,420
them and like

2701
01:44:58,199 --> 01:45:02,940
I think there's a lot of books we have

2702
01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:05,760
read where like the alpha holes right

2703
01:45:02,940 --> 01:45:08,699
are just like [ __ ] deal with it yeah

2704
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:11,280
like I don't apologize apologies are for

2705
01:45:08,699 --> 01:45:13,500
[ __ ] like yeah and you're like no like

2706
01:45:11,280 --> 01:45:16,320
realizing where he's like oh I really

2707
01:45:13,500 --> 01:45:18,540
did [ __ ] up oh I like that really was

2708
01:45:16,320 --> 01:45:21,300
childish and immature and like what was

2709
01:45:18,540 --> 01:45:23,400
I so mad about and like

2710
01:45:21,300 --> 01:45:25,080
honestly I think part of what I

2711
01:45:23,400 --> 01:45:27,540
appreciated about Scott is he like

2712
01:45:25,080 --> 01:45:29,699
seemed like a dude who just like

2713
01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:31,500
didn't necessarily have the skills to

2714
01:45:29,699 --> 01:45:33,000
process in the moment right but then

2715
01:45:31,500 --> 01:45:34,080
like with a little time and space was

2716
01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:36,239
like

2717
01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:39,480
so I'd like to Circle back to that right

2718
01:45:36,239 --> 01:45:40,139
I might have overshot yes

2719
01:45:39,480 --> 01:45:43,080
um

2720
01:45:40,139 --> 01:45:45,840
and so for that I think like it really

2721
01:45:43,080 --> 01:45:47,520
is like funny and cute and that's when

2722
01:45:45,840 --> 01:45:49,199
you're like it's like a warm ball of

2723
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:51,360
nothing I was like I feel like it's

2724
01:45:49,199 --> 01:45:53,340
the stuff above yeah it's a step above a

2725
01:45:51,360 --> 01:45:56,840
warm bowl of nothing

2726
01:45:53,340 --> 01:45:56,840
um I've read a couple books

2727
01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:02,639
to try and say again

2728
01:45:59,699 --> 01:46:05,639
um but Angelico

2729
01:46:02,639 --> 01:46:05,639
marzipan

2730
01:46:05,880 --> 01:46:08,820
um

2731
01:46:07,139 --> 01:46:11,040
I don't know why those words have all

2732
01:46:08,820 --> 01:46:12,420
Frangelico and marzipan are always two

2733
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:15,360
words that have gone together in my head

2734
01:46:12,420 --> 01:46:19,199
there's zero Rhymer reason for it he I

2735
01:46:15,360 --> 01:46:21,719
yeah they're nope yep uh

2736
01:46:19,199 --> 01:46:24,000
but I think

2737
01:46:21,719 --> 01:46:26,159
yeah this was the first book I'd ever

2738
01:46:24,000 --> 01:46:28,080
read by her and I do think of all the

2739
01:46:26,159 --> 01:46:30,360
ones I've read it is probably still my

2740
01:46:28,080 --> 01:46:32,340
favorite but yeah like

2741
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:35,639
once again I don't think it's like

2742
01:46:32,340 --> 01:46:37,800
winning huge Awards or like it's not

2743
01:46:35,639 --> 01:46:40,080
like life-changing

2744
01:46:37,800 --> 01:46:42,659
um we're not breaking any ground here no

2745
01:46:40,080 --> 01:46:45,659
but it's like it's nice it's super solid

2746
01:46:42,659 --> 01:46:49,020
and cozy and cute and like just like a

2747
01:46:45,659 --> 01:46:50,940
good beach read it's not too angsty like

2748
01:46:49,020 --> 01:46:53,280
it's it's got a little bit enough to

2749
01:46:50,940 --> 01:46:55,800
keep you engaged but not so much that

2750
01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:58,320
it's like stressful like it has like the

2751
01:46:55,800 --> 01:47:01,560
right level of drama yeah to it for sure

2752
01:46:58,320 --> 01:47:04,139
yeah so all right four out of six

2753
01:47:01,560 --> 01:47:06,060
Irish Wolfhounds Irish Wolfhounds Hannah

2754
01:47:04,139 --> 01:47:08,280
what were you gonna say earlier don't

2755
01:47:06,060 --> 01:47:11,219
worry about it okay I won't

2756
01:47:08,280 --> 01:47:13,440
um let us y'all read it let us know how

2757
01:47:11,219 --> 01:47:14,760
many Wolfhounds are there other types of

2758
01:47:13,440 --> 01:47:16,380
Wolfhounds do we need to specify Irish

2759
01:47:14,760 --> 01:47:19,139
Wolfhounds I don't know enough about

2760
01:47:16,380 --> 01:47:21,300
Wolfhounds to speak on that fair let us

2761
01:47:19,139 --> 01:47:23,340
know how many Irish Wolfhounds you would

2762
01:47:21,300 --> 01:47:26,420
read it and have a good day spot sweats

2763
01:47:23,340 --> 01:47:26,420
we'll see you soon bye y'all

2764
01:47:26,520 --> 01:47:32,400
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

2765
01:47:29,580 --> 01:47:35,340
we hope it was good for you cause it

2766
01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:37,679
sure was great for us if you're digging

2767
01:47:35,340 --> 01:47:39,239
what we're doing it would mean a lot if

2768
01:47:37,679 --> 01:47:41,280
you'd take a minute to rate and review

2769
01:47:39,239 --> 01:47:42,360
the show wherever you're listening right

2770
01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:45,300
now

2771
01:47:42,360 --> 01:47:46,440
maybe tell that sexy someone to Linda

2772
01:47:45,300 --> 01:47:49,679
senior

2773
01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:52,199
we love you we appreciate you

2774
01:47:49,679 --> 01:47:54,720
we'll see you next week

2775
01:47:52,199 --> 01:47:59,879
stay spotty

2776
01:47:54,720 --> 01:47:59,879
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