Stonks Gone Wrong

August 07, 2025: Market sentiment shows caution as Asia stocks prepare for a subdued opening following a cooling Wall Street. Firefly's stock surged amid strong investor interest in its recent IPO, while Upwork's CEO noted a rising trend among Gen Z for digital tools. Vistra reported electricity demand mimicking 1990s levels, driven by AI and crypto sectors. Block, led by Dorsey, raised its forecast on robust Cash App lending. Instacart indicated that grocery partners are adopting competitive pricing strategies as demand forecasts exceed expectations. CRH's CEO highlighted involvement in major data center projects. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.