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So there's drama.

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Lucien is not coming to the funeral.

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Then he's coming to the funeral.

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And he says, right
now, Dad, whatever plans a flower.

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On slabs of flower. Right.

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Can't believe he did that.

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Yeah, but that's exactly what we expect
out of Lucien, because he doesn't

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change his clothes
or shower and lives in a year.

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Hey, maniac.

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Hey. Midsummer. Main.

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Midsummer. Me, baby. We're back.

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And we're back.

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It feels good. I'm so excited.

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Somebody on the subreddit
this week was like.

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I keep noticing all these little weird
things in the episode,

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and I was like,
If only there was a podcast.

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That pointed out the weird stuff.

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And then Irma Katz said,
I was your bag man.

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That's okay, isn't it?

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I don't mind. I'll be the bag man.

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We have more.

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Of an endeavor term than it is. Yes. Yeah.

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It's a sidekick. Yeah, right.

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We are here this week to talk about season

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24 Episode one of Midsomer Murders.

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Yes, Mr. Maniac's Sorry.

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Midsummer Maniacs.

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Mystery Midsummer Maniacs is a comedy
Recap podcast dedicated to mystery TV.

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Each week
we digging to do an episode of the show,

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including the murders, the mayhem,
the loonies, and everything else we love.

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This week, Midsomer Murders,
The Devil's the devil, the work.

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We are going to spoil it.

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We're going to talk about
who did it. We're going to give it away.

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If you haven't seen the episode yet,
go watch it.

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And before you watch it,
listen to our many episode

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that has watched Like a Maniac steps in it
and it is spoiler free.

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If you watch the kids.

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Going to the kill, what kind of parent.

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Are you really?

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Listen to the many, watch the episode

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and then come back and join us here
if you haven't seen it yet.

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Caleb is an adult, but.

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He's a young adult.

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Wow. And it's we'll get there.

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We'll get that.

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It's really bad for watch like a maniac.

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We had nine question.

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So we'll hit those
as we go through them in the episode.

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And if we don't, I'll make sure
that the answers are in the notes.

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Before we dive in.

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I got to do I have to tell you something
that happened this morning?

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Okay.

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So our dog

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Olive has
taken to looking at our dining room window

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because it's on the front of the house
and she's a nosy dog

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and wants to see everybody
that goes by judge them.

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She is the nosy us dog.

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So I thought she might

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like a little set of stairs
that would get her up to the window

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so that she could sit on.

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She needs a little pad
so she can write out citations.

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What are you doing over there?

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That's your job.

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I'm the bagman.

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I'm the dog's bagman.

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So this morning I was in the kitchen and
I got off a racket from the dining room.

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It sounds like somebody is in there,
like moving tables and chairs around.

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Okay? And I go in and it's dark.

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I turn on the light and olive
Is there frozen?

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Of course. Of course.

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With her front paws on the bottom
stare of the whole stairway

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and her back paws on the floor,
pushing it across, spiritual striving.

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She's driving a little staircase around.

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I don't know where she was taking it,
but she pretended nothing was happening.

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She making room for a.

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I'm just afraid she's going to push it
around and, like,

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get access to, like the table
or the kitchen counter or something.

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You have to. Understand, she's got ideas.

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That we our house is like a toddler house
because there's baby gates everywhere.

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Yeah,
because. The dog's not allowed everywhere.

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Dog is only allowed
in certain sections of the house.

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Cause we can't trust her
because she's in affairs.

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She drives stuff around.

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That's why she wants to get to the car.

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Every time she wants. To drive, she.

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Wants to drive around the neighborhood.

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I just couldn't
believe she was doing that.

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I had this idea in my head that she would
climb up the steps and sit on the top

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and just look out the window
and be so happy.

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But instead she's like.

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I've been given a new. Tool.

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And drive around.

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Now she's been pushing it around.

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You gave me stairs.

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I used them.

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Anyway, the devil's work.

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There's been a lot of talk on line
about the title.

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This comes from biblical stuff.

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James, There's a reference to devil's
work.

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Most people think it's idle hands.

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Make the devil's work. But that.

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But actually I realized that

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in, in the King James version of the Bible

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that quote is idle
hands make the devil's workshop.

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And then I was like,
That sounds like a fun place to work.

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The Devil's. Workshop.

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It's very different
from like the Build-A-Bear Workshop.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. It's Build the Devil Workshop

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to. Build a devil.

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Work. You know,

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you make these little voodoo dolls
like the one hanging in this episode.

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Jeremiah The Devil's workshop.

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Yeah,

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it's like the What is it?

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What do you put it in the sounds? Yeah.

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yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Now, what is the.

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The Sesame Street workshop.

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Is that what it's called?

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It's the Children's Television Workshop.

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That's it.

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Yes. That's different
than the devil's workshop to.

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It's not all hands are the children.

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So we did see

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we did see a clip of Elmo in Doom
the other day, and that was pretty funny.

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Okay.

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This episode was released
a beer month ago.

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A beer month ago.

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A mere month ago,
the 4th of December 2024.

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Yes, I'm aware
our friends in England have not.

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Seen 23.

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Don't worry.

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You're all watching Toby's
new show about the post office.

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They're all up in arms about it.
As you should be.

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As you should be directed by Roberto

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Bangura and written by Julia Gilbert.

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I like it.

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Yeah, and I like that
Peter Serafinowicz is in it.

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I love Peter Cerf.

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I know you do, and he's great in it.

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Why does he's. A good guy?

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Why does he not have a detective show?

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He's gruff.

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Probably because he doesn't want.

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He's got a great voice.
He can do what he wants.

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To do, needs a detective show.

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He can does he can do what he wants. Yeah.

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Yeah. He's a good guy.

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He's made out to be the worst human
being ever in the whole episode.

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And he's the only one
who just tells the truth.

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Yep, he tells the truth constantly.

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He's trying to find out what crimes
have been committed against him.

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Yeah, He's.

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Constantly
being framed by multiple people.

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Who are related to him,
who. Are related. To.

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And all he wants to do is start
something that will help people now,

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like, wow,

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just I mean, he should take a shower
and maybe change his clothes.

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I mean.

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He needs to take a shower,

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change his clothes, and maybe not sleep
with as many women at the same time.

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He's honest with them.

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He is. That's his business.

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Hundred percent. Honest.

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If he's hurting anybody, it's because
they're allowing themselves to hurt.

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Absolutely. I'm fine with it. Yeah.

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All right. Now,
he should wash his glasses.

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Yes, the glasses
he drinks out of our brows.

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He also needs to not drink
30 year old booze.

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And we'll get to that.

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So it starts out with Henry
Shire Wells funeral.

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That's the patriarch of the family.

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Well, we get the manor house
first with the girt.

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Yes, the York and the totem pole

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like this
is staking your claim on the estate.

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I will put my years where I want to.

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What are you going to do about it,
Francis?

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Everything in this episode
is so close together.

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There's a map,
and yet everyone seems to think

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that when you leave the room,
you're in another world.

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It is a big house. It's a big house.

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But like, what I don't like is the family,
the the three.

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Let's call them
normal Members of the family

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are in like overcoats at the funeral home.

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Now, I don't know where
he's going to be buried.

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Maybe he'll

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he'll get buried somewhere else
and they have to go bury him.

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I would assume that they would have
a family plot on the ground.

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I would think so.

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So why do you need heavy overcoats
when you're coming across the driveway?

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Because the chapel is cold.

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I guess. It's an unheated chapel.

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There are 18 people
plus the vicar in that chapel.

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I count.

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There's such a nerd.

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So there's Lucien, the oldest brother?

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Yes. Then Francis, his next friend's
wife, Davina.

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Don't call me Francis.

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Call me psycho. Yeah.

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And then the little sister Ursula? Yes.

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Who's older than both of the actors
who play her.

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Well, now she's the oldest because.

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that's right.
She says, Lucy, insert little brother.

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That's right. Gets everything.
Yeah, because it's male.

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Because she's cool.

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Who for? Cocoa Puffs. She's cuckoo.

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She's a. Girl.

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Ignatius Shire.

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Well, looks super familiar in his picture.

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We couldn't find anybody referencing him,
but he looks like a midsummer person.

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He definitely an actor.

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Yeah. I couldn't tell you who he is.

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Couldn't find out who he is,
and he's just an older white guy.

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I mean, there's nothing about him
that's distinctive.

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That would let me find him there.

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Mother Clarissa died 40 years ago.

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Yes, but this is Midsummer,
so it's Chekhov's dead mother?

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Yes. Well, there's also Chekhov's
Diary Notebook and Chekhov.

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Pretty store.

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Yeah, there's a lot of Chekhov.

222
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That's not a priest hall. Yeah.

223
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You don't put pictures in your priest. All

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I'll put what I want in my priest.

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I'll thank you. Very well now.

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Well, now there's drama.

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So it's, it's full of tropes.

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This is juxtaposed with Lucien working
in his workshop.

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Making a mask.

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Making a mask and drinking
milk and grand scotch whiskey,

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which has not been made
in the UK for 20 years.

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It would make sense that he drinks
an old vintage, made sure his dad had

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a cellar, his mom had the wine dungeon,
so it was whatever it was.

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It was weird.

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I watched the entire scene like four times
to make sure that he actually picked up.

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He puts the screw top on the bottle
and then he leaves

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and he has the bottle in his hand
and then he has the bottle in the church.

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I was like, Continuity, please.

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Absolutely no reason.

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I was like.

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yeah, they did it right.

242
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It's the same bottle and he's carrying it.

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What do you know? Yes.

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So there's drama.

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Lucien is not coming to the funeral.

246
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Then he's coming to the funeral.

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And he says, Right now, Dad,
whatever slams a flower on slabs.

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Flower, Right.

249
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,941
you can't believe he did that.

250
00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:19,145
Yeah, but that's exactly what we expect
out of Lucien, because he doesn't

251
00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:22,148
change his clothes
or shower and lives in a year. Yes.

252
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,217
Like, are we are
we supposed to think that he

253
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:28,120
actually lived somewhere else
and he's just brought his.

254
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,122
You're there for the funeral?

255
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:33,092
I don't know, because he also has
a bedroom in the studio.

256
00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:33,826
Yeah.

257
00:11:33,826 --> 00:11:37,997
And yet he's supposed to be a estranged
from his father.

258
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:38,431
Okay.

259
00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:41,367
But lived on the grounds of the big house.

260
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:45,237
If you're estranged from your father, he's
not going to let you put his

261
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,739
dirt in his yard.

262
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,441
Nothing happened after he died.

263
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:52,445
I'm sure he's not going to let
you have a kiln building.

264
00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:54,513
No, And a studio building.

265
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,849
I want two buildings on them. Yeah.

266
00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:00,753
And have all your sort of lady friends
over.

267
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,488
Like he clearly lives there.

268
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,889
Yeah, He just puts the.

269
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,725
You're up for Jordanna again.

270
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,759
It's one of those things

271
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:10,796
that they step out of the room and then
he's in a completely different world.

272
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,698
No, he's right over there.

273
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,267
Well, I think Henry had been bedridden
for a while.

274
00:12:15,267 --> 00:12:19,004
I can maybe Lucien kind of crept in
and set up his pottery

275
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:22,808
studio behind his dad's back stones.

276
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:23,909
I double checked.

277
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,945
They don't get in the car and drive
anywhere.

278
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:27,446
They walk everywhere.

279
00:12:27,446 --> 00:12:31,450
You're a little stuck
on the first 20 seconds of this episode.

280
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:34,487
I want to move on. Welcome to Midsummer.

281
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:37,022
Now, we got big old Betty.
Betty is struggling.

282
00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:40,192
To grow this taller than Sarah.

283
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,627
Now she's looking. Yeah.

284
00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,496
Hello? Hello, Mother.

285
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,865
Can you fit me with the Elizabethan gown?

286
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:51,504
I just want to say that
Betty is a standout in this episode.

287
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:52,171
Agreed.

288
00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:55,174
The actress is more comfortable.

289
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,677
She's does a good job at acting.
Yeah, And.

290
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,046
Then they're lighting her.
And they write her. Better.

291
00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:04,150
Yeah, well, now that she's older, yeah,
she can do more.

292
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:05,551
I think it's great.

293
00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:07,953
I like that
because it makes her more realistic.

294
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,856
Now, we still have episodes in the season
where she's just gone.

295
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,591
Yeah,

296
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:13,559
so she's

297
00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:16,562
not always going to be this good,
but she's good in this episode.

298
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,064
I think she's spectacular in this episode.

299
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:24,236
Well, it's Midsummer,
so we've had a bad funeral with drama

300
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,906
and we've stoked the tea about everything.

301
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,141
What must we immediately go to?

302
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:32,311
We must have an attorney read the will.

303
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:38,918
Instantaneously that like line,
one of my rule will be 15 minutes.

304
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,320
Within 15 minutes of me dropping dead.

305
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,156
There better be everyone in a. Room.

306
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:44,657
Reading.

307
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,026
I believe you all here. Have gathered
you all.

308
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:48,260
I have a videotape.

309
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:53,232
You're so warm in the next room and

310
00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,836
I can to know you're dead.

311
00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,004
So of course, all. Our children go.

312
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,373
I don't want to hear this crap.

313
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:03,843
Lucy is going to inherit everything
because he's the oldest son.

314
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,545
Even if he and his dad had a falling out,
it doesn't matter.

315
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,413
That's the rules.

316
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,480
That's how it goes.

317
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,317
There's these weird faces on the wall.

318
00:14:11,317 --> 00:14:14,553
One of them is clearly a goat, man
kind of thing.

319
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,255
I think he has for years.

320
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,691
It's weird. For ears. Yes.

321
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,025
I'll send a picture of it.

322
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:21,961
Okay. I'll put a picture in the note.

323
00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:27,900
And of course, the mistress has to say
what she says to the other mistress.

324
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:30,536
I can't drink. I'm.

325
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,071
I have tummy trouble. I'm not.

326
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:34,707
I'm 2 minutes
pregnant. I'm 2 minutes pregnant.

327
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,309
Because we have the big Sadie
and Jordanna showdown.

328
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:39,645
Yeah. Who has better hair?

329
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:41,614
Sadie has some way better hair,

330
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,149
but neither of them is allowed to go in
for the will.

331
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,684
Reading it's family only.

332
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,821
No. Where do they pee? In the court.

333
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,623
In the corner.

334
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:53,125
There isn't a corner that's around.

335
00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,561
I don't know where she is. In the yard.

336
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,696
Just I have a little bucket.

337
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,698
I tell you later on.

338
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,166
On the murder board.

339
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:04,770
It has stuff
that's in the yard and in big letters,

340
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:10,009
it says No
barbecue, two exclamation marks.

341
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,645
Now, that's
obviously a reference to the gas.

342
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,712
Leak or the CO2.

343
00:15:13,712 --> 00:15:17,216
Couldn't have come from the barbecue cause
there isn't a barbecue, but.

344
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,619
Well, and Winter
says there's no oven in there.

345
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:21,854
Yeah, I'm just thinking

346
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:25,824
they're not going to be lighting Jordanna
in and out of the house all night

347
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,526
for Francis.

348
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:28,928
I need to go pee.

349
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:31,230
Maybe she goes in and out
the gnome door in the garden.

350
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,065
Maybe we'll talk about.

351
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:33,832
Talk about that.

352
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,834
No door. Yeah.

353
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:39,838
So the traditional
order of Herod says the old.

354
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:41,607
Lucien gets everything.

355
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,909
He's got to turn the place
into an artist retreat.

356
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:47,413
Now. Francis in Ursula, outside again.

357
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,716
Lucien is not a crappy person.

358
00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:56,588
No, he says to Ursula,
You get the estate in France?

359
00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,524
Yeah.

360
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,226
That's not bad.

361
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,696
That's amazing.

362
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,863
She doesn't want to go there.

363
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:09,501
And he says to Francis and his wife,
You get the probably

364
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:13,906
5 to $7 million flat in Marylebone.

365
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,342
Yeah. the hardship.

366
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:19,812
we'll get to her hardship.

367
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:20,946
Well, of course,

368
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,916
Francis and Davina are scheming, though.

369
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:29,054
Yes, because that's another trope the
responsible brother has to be responsible.

370
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:32,524
Yes. And stealing? Yes.

371
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:36,695
He and his money grubbing wife
mean when they interview her later.

372
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,631
about the life
that she was supposed to be accustomed to.

373
00:16:39,631 --> 00:16:42,234
We need to rant on that girlfriend.

374
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,302
Yeah. Yeah.

375
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,970
You should have looked around.

376
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:46,972
So there's no place to go in the year.

377
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:50,275
But there's a record player
because there's record players everywhere.

378
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,278
Because Lucien is hipster record player.

379
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:56,015
The record player
next to the bed in the yard is cool.

380
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,017
That's like it.

381
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,553
Has a sound system, but no bathroom.

382
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:04,690
Now there are reports that
do have bathrooms, but they're permanent.

383
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,392
You're they're not like glamping.

384
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,893
You're like, This one is.

385
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:09,528
So I think Jordan has got a bucket.

386
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:14,433
We go to the cop shop, which we will call
from this point on top shop.

387
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,236
A Okay, because it changes.

388
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,604
It changes.

389
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:18,937
Yeah.

390
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,940
Enjoy it while you can because
next episode it's going to be different.

391
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:25,177
The families suspects foul play.

392
00:17:25,177 --> 00:17:27,846
And we look at a bunch of websites.

393
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,014
That you tried to. Buy.

394
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:32,885
Yes, I tried to buy a hidden gem
of Midsomer Code

395
00:17:32,951 --> 00:17:35,721
UK and I couldn't because I'm not British.

396
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:36,822
Because you're not in the UK.

397
00:17:36,822 --> 00:17:37,689
You tried.

398
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,692
Tried twice.

399
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,462
You're like,
What if I say this in the form?

400
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,230
Will that fool them? You?

401
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,232
And they have made up.

402
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,601
A bit of a book.

403
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:51,570
It didn't work. No.

404
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,038
There's also Lucy in Shire.

405
00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:57,910
Well, Echo Dot UK where he has his moody
photograph. Yes.

406
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:03,015
So it's called the Stour Wick Estate,
but not the shire wood estate.

407
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,551
But they made that mistake once I think.

408
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,586
Well the house is down and.

409
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,955
The family. Is shire. Well is shire.

410
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,390
Well that's pretty common.

411
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:12,524
Then he says.

412
00:18:12,524 --> 00:18:18,097
So it says it's
associated with m y blunder

413
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,898
which is my blunder.

414
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:23,135
The house is associated with m y blunder.

415
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:25,671
M y blunder.
That's what it says on the website.

416
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,474
That's not referenced.
Who is and why blundered?

417
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:29,341
I don't know.

418
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:30,809
Did you give it a Google?

419
00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,111
I did and it couldn't.

420
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,312
There's nothing.

421
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,581
Maybe he invented the blunderbuss.

422
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:39,318
So apparently the sheriff of midsummer

423
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,721
in 1491 took possession of this estate.

424
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:43,589
Right.

425
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:47,359
And his descendants
are the Shire Woods. Oak.

426
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,828
Oak. That all makes sense. Yeah.

427
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:52,898
But then Winter says

428
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:56,101
I have to be careful because it's winter.

429
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,137
Not Winters says.

430
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:03,208
Winter says the 16th century, I think.

431
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,377
And that's the 15th century.

432
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,246
Not in the 16th century. Right.

433
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:08,914
He's off hundred years off.

434
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,949
But the Henry the eighth

435
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:15,220
destroying of the monasteries
and the necessity of priest's holes. Yes.

436
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,522
A bit later is.

437
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:20,125
1490 is an early 1500. Yeah. So?

438
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,593
So it makes sense.

439
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:22,594
we're such nerds.

440
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:23,595
Speaking of nerds.

441
00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:26,965
Nerds. Lairs. Cliff, Clarice.

442
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,600
Yes, Clare, As Cliff.

443
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,370
Is mentioned here, have you seen her? Her?

444
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:35,374
She's a famous ceramicist
of the mid 20th century.

445
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,610
Yeah, because Barnaby says well he's
no Clare as Cliff is he.

446
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:41,547
Because she's a potter in the Art
Nouveau movement.

447
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,650
Do you know what she called her
initial collection.

448
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,251
I don't know, but it's gorgeous.

449
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,220
She called it bizarre.

450
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,289
it was her bizarre designs.

451
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,456
They're all gorgeous.

452
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,158
They're beautiful, they're all geometric.

453
00:19:53,158 --> 00:19:55,093
I wanted her her art.

454
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:57,062
And that's absolutely gorgeous.

455
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,131
Like Clara would have her stuff.

456
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,832
Yes, I think absolutely.

457
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,936
In 2004 one clatter.

458
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,572
Okay, It's a charger. It goes on the wall.

459
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:07,973
You don't even use it for.

460
00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:08,874
Don't use. It.

461
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:12,044
Sold one of hers sold for £40,000.

462
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,513
One We're in the wrong business.

463
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,216
One one of her podcast, Sell for 40,000.

464
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,317
They don't sell for anything.

465
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,251
No, I know.

466
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,820
Her designs are amazing. I love them.

467
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,991
Who is the stupidest person in Midsomer?

468
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,492
That's a competition that I.

469
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:30,495
We'd have to take some time.

470
00:20:30,662 --> 00:20:32,431
They seem to think that

471
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,968
the stupidest person
in Midsomer is Barnaby.

472
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,002
But why do you say that?

473
00:20:37,002 --> 00:20:40,639
They're like, We just found this note.

474
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,940
Yeah, the funeral.

475
00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:44,142
Well, that's because they're aristocracy.

476
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:48,880
See, They're wealthy people, so they think
working people like Barnaby are stupid.

477
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:49,781
I'm really.

478
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:53,585
Glad Davina thinks that she can just write
a letter and.

479
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:58,323
That both Barnaby and Winter
don't believe them at first.

480
00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,560
And then when they get evidence,
call them out on it right

481
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,694
away, immediately.

482
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:04,830
The ruse doesn't last 5 minutes.

483
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,198
It's fantasy stick.

484
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:11,036
Never mind that
the cleaning girl squirrel sees her do it.

485
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,106
Yeah,
I saw her put something in in the drawer.

486
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,641
Wasn't my place to go and read it.

487
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,742
You got her name wrong.

488
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:17,943
Her name isn't Squirrel.

489
00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:20,012
It's not needed character.

490
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,847
It's unnecessary character. Yeah.

491
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:22,514
With a notebook.

492
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:23,782
That whole ruse of.

493
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:26,451
He wrote a letter
that said he was in danger. And from.

494
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:28,687
From Lucien. Really? Yeah.

495
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,089
This is our 24th season of this show.

496
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:34,726
Lady Barnaby should just go try that
in another episode.

497
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,395
It didn't work then either.

498
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:40,165
It's just not so bad.

499
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,833
So bad, so stupid.

500
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,736
We missed our first our terrorism episode.

501
00:21:44,736 --> 00:21:46,972
The bird on the Door.

502
00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:47,673
yeah.

503
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:51,043
The the bird on the your doorstep.

504
00:21:51,109 --> 00:21:52,344
Sir. Tony here.

505
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:56,982
One of the one of the things
we asked about in.

506
00:21:57,182 --> 00:21:59,051
But that that wasn't art terrorism.

507
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,852
No, no, that's just a dead bird.

508
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,453
It's burlap.

509
00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:02,954
It's crafty terrorism.

510
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,525
Yeah, but I don't think that's crafty
is a dead bird.

511
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:08,627
It's blue and it's written.

512
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,862
It's got that yarn around it.

513
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:13,365
the yarn makes it crafty. Crafty.

514
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:15,600
And she had to sit at the table
and do that.

515
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,003
You think she put that dead
bird on her table?

516
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:18,870
I don't know.

517
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:22,107
When they meet Sorrel at the bar.

518
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,976
We have a question.

519
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:27,279
Is there a sauna at the spa?

520
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,414
It's really strange. Yes.

521
00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:32,384
Every place that there can be in the pub,

522
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,387
there are beans, baskets,

523
00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,858
shelves, boxes of rolled towels.

524
00:22:39,958 --> 00:22:40,425
And these.

525
00:22:40,425 --> 00:22:42,060
They might be blankets.

526
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:44,529
This is not because I double checked.

527
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,665
Is there a cold front
going through midsummer?

528
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:49,668
And that's why everybody has heavy
coats on in the pub is full of blankets.

529
00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:51,870
I don't know. They are thick.

530
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:55,774
Okay, so this is not like cutlery
for the tables.

531
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,542
No, no, no, it's not napkins.

532
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,544
No, they're definitely blankets or nails.

533
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,146
They're big, big wooly things.

534
00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:06,418
Plus, what are you serving
if those are the towels,

535
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,587
our steaks are the juiciest.

536
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:10,889
I thought maybe they were for sale.

537
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:15,560
Like if you were in,
I think maybe Yorkshire or, for example.

538
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:19,698
Yes. Where there are a lot of sheep
and wool is huge.

539
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,633
And all of the UK, right.

540
00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:21,967
Yeah.

541
00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:26,004
Maybe there's a local wool manufacturer

542
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:29,040
who's selling blankets in the pub.

543
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:31,843
Yes, but not that many.

544
00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,846
There's like 20
just behind the front door.

545
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,615
Yes, that was number two.

546
00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:39,384
And watch like a maniac by the way. Yes.

547
00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:42,921
Well we asked
why are there so many towels in the pub?

548
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:44,589
They might be blank.

549
00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,224
we still don't know why There is.

550
00:23:46,224 --> 00:23:47,459
Hope, you know.

551
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,462
But there are definitely bundles
of rolled up

552
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:53,465
blankets or towels everywhere in the pub.

553
00:23:53,732 --> 00:23:59,337
I also like how the maid sorrel is like,
I'll just give you up.

554
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:01,440
Yeah, like, instantaneously.

555
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,443
Well, she's got nothing to hide,
so she's just there to do her job.

556
00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:08,914
Yeah, which is why the one thing
I don't like in this episode

557
00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:13,351
is when Lucien puts the moves on
or implied that he puts the moves on her.

558
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,922
I could not tell whether he was trying
to put the moves on her

559
00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:19,891
or he legitimately thought
she had an interesting face.

560
00:24:19,891 --> 00:24:21,860
I don't know. I couldn't decide. And I.

561
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,394
Because he's.

562
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:23,328
How he works.

563
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,631
He's so kind of he's not easy.

564
00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,667
He's really straight forward.

565
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,070
I think if she said no, thank you,
he would have said okay.

566
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:37,409
Like I think he is a equal opportunity
purveyor of women.

567
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:40,679
Yeah, I think every woman's
a possibility to him.

568
00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:46,451
And I don't think he in his life,
if somebody wasn't interested in him.

569
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:49,154
That he would pursue it.
Yeah, I think he'd let it go.

570
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,989
Yeah, there's other women to pursue.

571
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,124
But he's got to try. Everybody.

572
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:55,227
We we have skipped a character
here, though.

573
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,394
Okay, Caleb?

574
00:24:56,394 --> 00:24:58,363
Yes. Lucien son.

575
00:24:58,363 --> 00:25:01,233
Yes. And also pottery helper.

576
00:25:01,233 --> 00:25:03,902
Yes. But he's not portrayed as Lucien
son here.

577
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:05,470
We don't know he's losing a son.

578
00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,073
But we find out he's. The farmer
and his wife.

579
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:11,376
That might as well be their names.

580
00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,878
You mean Gideon and Lyla?

581
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:16,348
Yes. He's got fencing to do. Okay, Dude.

582
00:25:16,414 --> 00:25:18,450
He doesn't want to have anything to do
with your father.

583
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:21,586
I'm choosing between fencing
and making for

584
00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:25,123
any part

585
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,158
and dying in the kill.

586
00:25:27,158 --> 00:25:30,695
I may choose that over fencing.

587
00:25:30,762 --> 00:25:32,030
You've worked on a farm.

588
00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:36,134
You won't choose roasting in a kiln
to working on a fence.

589
00:25:36,234 --> 00:25:37,802
Painting is horrible.

590
00:25:37,802 --> 00:25:40,272
Just fixing the fence is horrible.

591
00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,374
They're in constant need of repair.

592
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,376
Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

593
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,510
So? So.

594
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:45,744
Yeah.

595
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:50,582
So Gideon and Lila
are the tenant farmers, basically. Yes.

596
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:53,385
Who all live. On top of each. Other?

597
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:56,288
Yes, they live on the estate
and they farm the estate.

598
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:58,290
Now, Gideon, this is interesting.

599
00:25:58,290 --> 00:26:00,625
He was. He's played by Charles Dale.

600
00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:04,896
Yeah, Charles
Dale was also in secret society,

601
00:26:04,896 --> 00:26:09,501
which is the movie that in that Badlands
is in where she's sumo wrestling.

602
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,101
he is.

603
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:13,004
So they would have known each other
from sumo wrestling.

604
00:26:13,004 --> 00:26:15,874
From sumo wrestling, Yes.

605
00:26:15,941 --> 00:26:17,509
Maybe they had like you think

606
00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:21,279
when they walked on set at the same time,
they both went down on their,

607
00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:24,416
you know, on their haunches
and stomped their feet at each other.

608
00:26:24,516 --> 00:26:27,485
I bet I can imagine Annette doing that.

609
00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:28,753
She's so nice.

610
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:32,023
I'm sure she made him
feel welcome and wonderful.

611
00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:35,260
So there's a doll hanging
from a scarf in the dirt

612
00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:39,030
that Sadie has made
because it seemed like Jordanna took.

613
00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,398
Jordan a scarf.

614
00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:43,535
Yeah. It's so such terrorism. So she is.

615
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,603
We are terrorist.

616
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:47,105
And that was number
seven of our watch like a maniac.

617
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:51,476
And then Jordanna gets killed by a totem
pole.

618
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,912
What were led to believe at the totem
pole?

619
00:26:53,912 --> 00:26:57,115
She's actually been poisoned
with carbon monoxide, but

620
00:26:57,349 --> 00:27:00,752
she's pulled the totem
pole down on herself as she dies.

621
00:27:00,752 --> 00:27:03,888
But she almost hits herself
with something on the toilet.

622
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:08,193
Yeah, well, did you see the items
the totem pole is made out of?

623
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,961
They're like geometric shapes.

624
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:12,330
Are they implying that they're ceramic?

625
00:27:12,330 --> 00:27:13,531
I hope not.

626
00:27:13,531 --> 00:27:16,134
Because that would be you would get a.

627
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:16,668
Clank.

628
00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:19,337
They don't look ceramic.
They look like found objects.

629
00:27:19,337 --> 00:27:22,173
One of them is a big red
watering can. Yeah.

630
00:27:22,173 --> 00:27:24,976
Or a Jerry
can I could something like that.

631
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,879
But there's like a bowling ball
looking kind of thing.

632
00:27:27,879 --> 00:27:28,246
Yeah.

633
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:32,651
And it sort of reminded me of the art
in Beetlejuice.

634
00:27:32,717 --> 00:27:33,385
Yeah.

635
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,753
It kind of has that feel.

636
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:36,488
To it, but it also has.

637
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:39,090
And this is an answer to one of our watch,
like a maniac.

638
00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:42,093
Big fork stuck in. Multiple for.

639
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,495
Random angles.

640
00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:43,695
Yeah,

641
00:27:43,695 --> 00:27:47,565
those are not the only pieces of Lutyens
art that have Falk stuck in them

642
00:27:47,565 --> 00:27:50,835
in that random man years.
He likes the fork.

643
00:27:50,935 --> 00:27:51,670
That.

644
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:56,241
This is from my fork
period, followed closely by my spoon here.

645
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,810
My frog face man. Period.

646
00:27:58,810 --> 00:28:02,681
This is from
my stabbing Mask's collection.

647
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,549
This is where you insert the implement.

648
00:28:04,549 --> 00:28:07,652
Was that before
or after the put baby parts

649
00:28:07,652 --> 00:28:11,089
and containers section?

650
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,058
There's also two of those.

651
00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:16,394
If all of the art
that he puts on pedestals in the

652
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:22,934
in the drawing room are his he
has a really diverse collection of works.

653
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:27,639
Yeah like the things he's making in
the pottery shop are pretty similar.

654
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:30,942
But some of those things are metal,
some of them are castings,

655
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:34,145
some are baby parts. In a birdcage.

656
00:28:34,145 --> 00:28:37,949
There's baby parts in a birdcage
and baby parts under glass.

657
00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,684
There's two baby parts for.

658
00:28:39,684 --> 00:28:40,552
Baby parts under.

659
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,189
Glass, separate parts under glass.

660
00:28:44,255 --> 00:28:49,494
Nobody puts baby under glass.

661
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,963
Yeah, I just made a dirty dancing
reference. Yep.

662
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:55,467
You did. About some bad art.

663
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:59,504
Fleur is on the case,
though, and understands what's going on.

664
00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:02,407
It's not the totem that doesn't rain.

665
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:05,210
It's carbon monoxide poisoning.

666
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:08,213
But that that totem goes right back up.

667
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:09,280
Yeah.

668
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,217
I mean,
I guess since it's not the murder weapon,

669
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,919
it doesn't have to be confiscated
or whatever.

670
00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:18,957
But I'm absolutely sure that later on

671
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:23,027
that afternoon
is when they let the people into the the.

672
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:23,895
The open day.

673
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:28,333
The open day, you can't clean up
a crime scene that fast.

674
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:31,603
surely it wasn't the same day
Jordanna dies in the morning

675
00:29:31,636 --> 00:29:32,737
or is found in the morning.

676
00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:36,007
And that afternoon Lucien is like,
Everybody, come on.

677
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:41,079
Okay. It's the next day. Yeah.

678
00:29:41,146 --> 00:29:42,881
That doesn't make it any better.

679
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,383
I tell you what,
if I die out in our yard, it's

680
00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:48,319
one of my Halloween decorations, falls
over and crushes me.

681
00:29:48,319 --> 00:29:49,621
You cannot have an open house.

682
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,156
The next by the year.

683
00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,424
By the year,
we have to give it at least 48 hours.

684
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:57,562
We have no year,
or the children will be living in it.

685
00:29:57,662 --> 00:30:00,999
No. Olive would be shoving it
around the yard.

686
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,634
This is my year now.

687
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,436
Mine back on the murder board is

688
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:08,706
when here we
they talk about the stove in the yard.

689
00:30:08,706 --> 00:30:11,176
And look at pictures on her phone.

690
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:14,746
And this is where I saw
no barbecue in the yard.

691
00:30:14,913 --> 00:30:15,480
But then we get to.

692
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,583
Go, Well,
there's one more thing at the coffee shop

693
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:23,154
where ginger picks up
those old files that are behind.

694
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:29,661
There's a bunch of old file containers
on all the file cabinets and ginger spice.

695
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:30,795
Because remember, there's.

696
00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,797
The next desk. Yeah, there's the.

697
00:30:32,797 --> 00:30:33,765
They're on a.

698
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,601
With young ginger in the baldy. Yeah.

699
00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:40,705
Young Ginger opens one of those files,
so it could.

700
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:41,639
Be in the. File.

701
00:30:41,639 --> 00:30:44,642
He's working on cold cases or something.

702
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,278
He's doing all the actual paperwork

703
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:50,348
for the cases
that Barnaby saw clearly empty.

704
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:53,084
But he does a good job of.

705
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,919
Looking really interested in that.

706
00:30:54,919 --> 00:30:57,355
Maybe she saw crime photos and he just.

707
00:30:57,355 --> 00:30:58,623
Just likes looking at him.

708
00:30:58,623 --> 00:31:03,995
I like that they all assume
that your totem was an accident.

709
00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,029
Obviously it was an.

710
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,232
Accident
because nobody in Midsomer has ever killed

711
00:31:07,232 --> 00:31:09,033
anything with the weird thing. No.

712
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,869
Like a trebuchet? No.

713
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,471
I mean, you know,
that just doesn't happen.

714
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,240
And it turns out she wasn't pregnant.

715
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:21,212
She was having an art crisis
with her pregnancy test.

716
00:31:21,279 --> 00:31:24,048
She just drew a little line in the window.

717
00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,950
That would be remarkably easy to do.

718
00:31:25,950 --> 00:31:27,218
I'd never thought about that.

719
00:31:27,218 --> 00:31:29,520
Yeah,
I mean. If you're fake in a pregnancy.

720
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,722
That's so easy.

721
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:32,290
Maybe we should fake a pregnancy.

722
00:31:32,290 --> 00:31:35,493
The children out.

723
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,194
you're pregnant.

724
00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:37,896
Mark's pregnant.

725
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,330
I was pregnant.

726
00:31:39,330 --> 00:31:42,100
She peed on the stick. Is it.

727
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:46,471
Is it implied that the ex-girlfriend
was trying to use

728
00:31:46,471 --> 00:31:50,909
dark magic
to get rid of the pregnancy or Jordanna.

729
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,311
Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

730
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:53,878
Yeah.

731
00:31:53,878 --> 00:31:57,615
Sadie, who has so many lemons
in her craft corner.

732
00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:58,883
So many lemon.

733
00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:00,785
How does she have so many lemons?

734
00:32:00,785 --> 00:32:04,522
Just out and out says And the nicest house

735
00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:07,892
I have ever seen a bartender own. Yeah.

736
00:32:08,092 --> 00:32:11,529
I hope she owns the pub
because her kitchen is fantastic.

737
00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:15,700
Yeah, She just admits that she was just,
you know, doing some dark magic.

738
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,835
That's what I do. Okay. My strange.

739
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:20,738
So the timing is she's dead

740
00:32:20,738 --> 00:32:23,741
and they interview the family.

741
00:32:23,841 --> 00:32:25,443
Then they're at the cop shop.

742
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,478
Then they're at the morgue. Yes.

743
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,881
And the morgue scene
that we haven't talked about.

744
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:33,051
Right. We have to, yes. And then?

745
00:32:33,151 --> 00:32:37,021
Then is when they open up the house
for the people.

746
00:32:37,255 --> 00:32:39,857
There's no Barnaby House scene in between.

747
00:32:39,857 --> 00:32:43,528
So it's the same. It's the

748
00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:46,331
world's fastest cleaner.

749
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,298
I guess.

750
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:49,233
Well, Lucy doesn't care about crime scene.

751
00:32:49,233 --> 00:32:51,536
It was just his girlfriend
who's dead. Who cares?

752
00:32:51,536 --> 00:32:52,170
Move on.

753
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:55,039
DAVIES appears out of nowhere,
cleans the scene.

754
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:57,575
And yes, this is the easiest one.

755
00:32:57,575 --> 00:33:00,511
Yeah, Yeah.

756
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:01,379
That's a reference

757
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:04,382
to Greg DAVIES, who's on the cleaner.

758
00:33:04,515 --> 00:33:05,149
Cleaner?

759
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,251
Which you should watch. Season
one and two.

760
00:33:07,251 --> 00:33:08,219
Yeah, Brilliant.

761
00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,154
So good and so we learn that

762
00:33:10,154 --> 00:33:14,192
Jordanna wasn't pregnant
and that she didn't die from the totem.

763
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,561
She died from carbon monoxide poisoning.

764
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,129
I said CO2. It's not CO2.

765
00:33:18,129 --> 00:33:23,801
Yes, but we also learn that Flora
once had her boobs cast by Pablo.

766
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,037
Pablo, the the artist.

767
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:29,040
And now they've been sold
to a Saudi prince.

768
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:33,044
So the Saudi prince owns the boobs
currently? Yes.

769
00:33:33,244 --> 00:33:34,312
That was one of our watch.

770
00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:36,581
Like a maniac. Questions? Yes.

771
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:40,284
But what amazes me
most is not that she had her boobs cast.

772
00:33:40,284 --> 00:33:44,522
I completely believe that a flaw is
that she has a picture of them

773
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:45,990
handy on her phone.

774
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:49,260
So it was implied on Social media

775
00:33:49,460 --> 00:33:53,765
that she basically sexually harasses
winter here.

776
00:33:53,831 --> 00:33:55,133
By showing him a picture.

777
00:33:55,133 --> 00:33:57,435
The point is, it's not her breasts.

778
00:33:57,435 --> 00:34:02,540
No, it's a representation,
artistic representation of her breasts.

779
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,778
And if she stopped and showed him there,
that would be perfect.

780
00:34:06,811 --> 00:34:13,384
But she does say, aren't they magnificent?

781
00:34:13,451 --> 00:34:17,688
That's a little quick.

782
00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:18,556
But it's flawed.

783
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,893
We love you. We love you.

784
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,494
But it's a little creepy.

785
00:34:23,494 --> 00:34:24,028
You know,

786
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:28,366
I read that comment that somebody posted
and then I put myself in his shoes

787
00:34:28,366 --> 00:34:30,902
and thought,
how would I feel if somebody at work

788
00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:34,172
showed that to me
and I would be fine with it

789
00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:36,374
as long as they weren't
her actual breasts.

790
00:34:36,374 --> 00:34:38,042
It was a sculpture.

791
00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,845
They might not even look like
they could be square.

792
00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:41,579
Who knows?

793
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:47,518
I also decided that if Fluor had sent him
the picture later that it would be best.

794
00:34:47,618 --> 00:34:48,152
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

795
00:34:48,152 --> 00:34:49,454
But showing him in the moment.

796
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,122
And it's on her phone. Right.

797
00:34:51,122 --> 00:34:52,090
Don her. She's not.

798
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,625
She's not. Put it on his phone.
No she's not.

799
00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:56,627
Airdropped it to him and said okay
your phone.

800
00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,930
No, my boobs.

801
00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:03,868
It's not like
Wynter was scanning through her pictures.

802
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:06,070
And here's
a picture of him sculpting them.

803
00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:07,738
And here's a picture of me modeling.

804
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:10,441
You know, like, Yeah,

805
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:14,712
but it does sound like it was recent.

806
00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:18,516
But I'm not implying that it was Pablo
Picasso to me.

807
00:35:18,649 --> 00:35:20,451
You go for. Yeah.

808
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,285
It could have been.

809
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:25,423
Okay setting up gallery later
that same day.

810
00:35:25,490 --> 00:35:29,160
Because of the open day
that Lucien is holding

811
00:35:29,227 --> 00:35:32,497
mere hours
after his girlfriend was found dead.

812
00:35:32,497 --> 00:35:34,332
Even if it's the next day.

813
00:35:34,332 --> 00:35:36,234
Who he thinks the 24 he.

814
00:35:36,234 --> 00:35:37,602
Thinks was pregnant?

815
00:35:37,602 --> 00:35:40,371
Yes. He doesn't know that
she wasn't pregnant yet.

816
00:35:40,371 --> 00:35:41,672
So his.

817
00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:46,577
His girlfriend and his baby are dead,
and he's like, must have an open house.

818
00:35:46,677 --> 00:35:51,182
He just cares that little about her
just does not matter.

819
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:55,620
But Sara Barnett and Betty Barnett show up

820
00:35:55,686 --> 00:36:01,025
because she got an alert
on the Historical Society app.

821
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:04,262
Before daughter Society alert.

822
00:36:04,462 --> 00:36:07,698
Why do they have alerts?

823
00:36:07,798 --> 00:36:10,334
Yeah, and like,

824
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:13,571
who did Lucien contact
Like the head of the Circle Society

825
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:15,072
sent out an immediate alert.

826
00:36:15,072 --> 00:36:18,109
We're having a short notice.

827
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,311
Open house right now.

828
00:36:20,311 --> 00:36:22,880
Time team spotted and Field eight. Yeah.

829
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,116
Go, go, go. I like.

830
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:27,518
Why would they even have an alert function
like what?

831
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:31,122
What kind of things
could they be planning for that?

832
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,557
This is a deep cut.

833
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,792
That's how the stragglers found.

834
00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:38,262
Time team. Yes.

835
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,831
And if you don't know
what I'm talking about.

836
00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:44,368
Okay, But if you know the stragglers
and you know Target

837
00:36:44,602 --> 00:36:49,740
and you don't know what I'm talking about,
you're in for a treat.

838
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:52,176
But you know, it is mid-summer.

839
00:36:52,176 --> 00:36:56,547
So it could be, you know, Headless
Horseman sighted at Civil War reenactment.

840
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:57,882
Go, go, go.

841
00:36:57,882 --> 00:37:02,820
You know, or a sudden need for crones
and hags Go, go, go.

842
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:06,824
Jags or the World War two blowing up one.

843
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:07,291
Yeah.

844
00:37:07,291 --> 00:37:11,028
I mean, cause, you know, everybody in
the circle society has at least one

845
00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:12,263
period outfit.

846
00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:15,833
Yes. That
if necessary, they can put on and show up.

847
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:16,467
Right.

848
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:21,572
So never mind the fact never mind
the fact that there was a dead body here

849
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:26,510
less than 24 hours ago
between four and 24 hours ago.

850
00:37:26,644 --> 00:37:31,515
Never mind that
that they put the total back up.

851
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,517
Why would they put the total?

852
00:37:33,517 --> 00:37:36,120
Well, you're not going to leave it
laying down. Okay.

853
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,123
Never mind all that.
This is a crime scene.

854
00:37:39,123 --> 00:37:42,193
You do not open
crime scenes to the public.

855
00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:43,494
Lucien does.

856
00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:45,730
Well, they should have stopped it there.

857
00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:48,733
But instead we have to have things stolen.

858
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:51,969
In the middle of the very short
lived, open house.

859
00:37:51,969 --> 00:37:57,775
Yes, There's a lot of exposition in this
part that is a bit forced.

860
00:37:57,842 --> 00:38:00,344
This door, that door is always bolted.

861
00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:01,746
It will have to be forced.

862
00:38:01,746 --> 00:38:03,481
The ghost wanders in the attic.

863
00:38:03,481 --> 00:38:04,849
There's a priest hall. Yeah.

864
00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:07,652
There's multiple
pretty stalls and a rocking horse.

865
00:38:07,652 --> 00:38:08,786
Where is Betty?

866
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:13,724
Betty Scott herself stuck in Ursula's
bedroom, of all places You want to be.

867
00:38:13,724 --> 00:38:15,960
Not in the Spencers bedroom.

868
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,729
So one of the priests
us, has a pink hallway.

869
00:38:18,729 --> 00:38:19,764
Who painted that?

870
00:38:19,764 --> 00:38:21,999
No, it's not really.

871
00:38:21,999 --> 00:38:26,070
So the priest hall,
where the valuables from

872
00:38:26,070 --> 00:38:29,073
the church are hidden, is not a priest
hall.

873
00:38:29,073 --> 00:38:32,076
It's a space underneath
the hearth of a fireplace.

874
00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:35,846
If you can fit a priest in there,
it's a tiny priest. Yes.

875
00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:38,916
He's a really little father. Little.

876
00:38:38,949 --> 00:38:40,351
Little. We, we.

877
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:42,019
Priest We Father Little.

878
00:38:42,019 --> 00:38:44,488
Yes. Wow.

879
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,490
He just offended effort.

880
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:47,925
Hey, what's that?

881
00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:51,228
The borrowers is about to freeze.
Borrower.

882
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:55,266
Now you just put down there with a little
acorn cap and he'll be fine for a while.

883
00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:59,103
I mean, it's, it's, it's a space between
the floorboards that's not a priest.

884
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,071
Hall and then.

885
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:05,843
And this is good plot it It's good fine
because now Lucian is a good guy goes

886
00:39:05,943 --> 00:39:10,214
the police have asked for a registry
for the insurance so that we can see

887
00:39:10,214 --> 00:39:11,148
what's stolen.

888
00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:13,417
That is exactly what somebody would do.

889
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:17,121
Let me go to the filing cabinet
where we keep the estate paperwork.

890
00:39:17,254 --> 00:39:19,690
Because I am in charge of the estate.

891
00:39:19,690 --> 00:39:20,991
Now. Yes.

892
00:39:20,991 --> 00:39:23,094
And let me see two things.

893
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,129
Frances and Davina have.

894
00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:28,666
Go so reluctant
to give over those key. man.

895
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:32,770
He's like the

896
00:39:32,837 --> 00:39:35,072
it's it's good plotting.

897
00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:39,110
Yeah, because then, you know,
what's up with them?

898
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,747
Francis's righteousness
just melts away real fast.

899
00:39:42,813 --> 00:39:43,080
Yeah.

900
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,484
And then he and Davina
are down in the cellars, scrambling.

901
00:39:46,550 --> 00:39:47,852
I have been.

902
00:39:47,852 --> 00:39:50,588
I got on this kick during break
when I was offered

903
00:39:50,588 --> 00:39:54,892
two weeks of watching these UK
urban explorers.

904
00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:58,763
Yes. That go into abandoned
old country homes and stuff.

905
00:39:58,763 --> 00:40:00,431
And that you. Should not do this.

906
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,532
You should not do this.

907
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,801
I'm glad they do it. Not me.

908
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:06,670
I love watching it.
Should maybe not film it.

909
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:09,573
Except except for the ones
where they almost get caught.

910
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:10,408
I don't like those.

911
00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:14,912
They make me nervous,
but they go in some amazing places. Yes.

912
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:18,482
And I'm such a nerd about this
now that now I'm watching the scene

913
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:23,788
when they're in the in the cellars,
getting their stolen gold together.

914
00:40:23,854 --> 00:40:26,257
Yeah. And I'm like, wow,
look at the rafters.

915
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:27,825
Those are like, original.

916
00:40:27,825 --> 00:40:30,661
And you can really tell
how old that house is and the brickwork

917
00:40:30,661 --> 00:40:32,463
and yeah, those are Tudor bricks for sure,

918
00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,598
because they're this wide
instead of that man.

919
00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,700
Like I'm a new kind of nerd now.

920
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:41,806
With Lucy walks in there the jig is up.

921
00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:43,174
He turns the voice on to.

922
00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:43,841
Yeah, he.

923
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:47,478
Can. He has to duck
to get underneath the floorboards.

924
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:48,145
Yeah.

925
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:51,148
Because he's so tall and they're not out.

926
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,050
Yeah. That evening.

927
00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:55,653
Murder number two provided by Mozart.

928
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:59,723
How many people have died to this Mozart?

929
00:40:59,790 --> 00:41:01,292
A lot. A lot.

930
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,394
But not in this way.

931
00:41:03,394 --> 00:41:05,729
And as their sister killed.

932
00:41:05,729 --> 00:41:08,766
On the read it,
at least three people mentioned it.

933
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:11,635
Two other episodes that people died.

934
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:12,503
To this music.

935
00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:14,672
Yeah, it's the killing music. Yes.

936
00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:17,942
Mozart killing people. Yeah. The

937
00:41:18,008 --> 00:41:19,977
there's a weird camera move here.

938
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,980
When it goes across the table,
it bumps a little

939
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:26,083
that the editor hates.

940
00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:29,119
He hated he had to use that shot.

941
00:41:29,253 --> 00:41:30,921
But the way she kills him.

942
00:41:30,921 --> 00:41:34,358
So she could rot him. Which is horrible.

943
00:41:34,391 --> 00:41:37,561
Yes. Okay. With one of those cheese wine?

944
00:41:37,628 --> 00:41:39,630
Well, it's a it's a pottery cutter.

945
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,098
Yes, but it's a cheese wire.

946
00:41:41,098 --> 00:41:41,532
Basically.

947
00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:44,101
It's a wire
with a wooden handle on each end.

948
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,636
Which would be. Several of them.

949
00:41:45,636 --> 00:41:47,838
And which gives you the leverage. Yes.

950
00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:49,540
I'm scared.

951
00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:51,542
I have to do it. Tools.

952
00:41:51,542 --> 00:41:58,015
But then she puts a mask on him,
and with a giant hammer.

953
00:41:58,082 --> 00:41:59,049
It's a mallet.

954
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:00,217
It's a wooden mallet.

955
00:42:00,217 --> 00:42:03,220
Smashes it into his eye.

956
00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:07,258
So what she uses in
his eye is a pottery corer.

957
00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:10,261
So it's a handle with a metal tube

958
00:42:10,327 --> 00:42:14,131
that is cut at an angle
on the end and it's sharp.

959
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,199
Okay.

960
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:19,870
So she puts that in his eye
and then hits it more than once.

961
00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:21,839
Yes, with a mallet.

962
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:25,042
He is a fantastic dead body.

963
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:27,545
He is a fantastic dying body.

964
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:30,481
He does a fair tastic job here.

965
00:42:30,481 --> 00:42:34,451
But like
if you thought the letter was obvious,

966
00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:38,222
I mean, she may as well have just written
Lucy and was here in blood on the Table

967
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:38,956
or something

968
00:42:38,956 --> 00:42:43,894
because and Lucy and even says it,
Why would I put my own art on his face?

969
00:42:43,928 --> 00:42:44,562
Yeah.

970
00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,331
Like if I wanted to get away with it,
why would I do that?

971
00:42:47,331 --> 00:42:51,535
Lucy And again, Lucy in tells everybody
the truth.

972
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:51,802
Yeah.

973
00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:53,871
And is logical.

974
00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:56,907
Yeah. He's not a flighty, crazy artist.

975
00:42:56,941 --> 00:43:01,078
No, I think the worst thing he does in
the episode is have the open house

976
00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,346
after Jordanna died.

977
00:43:02,346 --> 00:43:04,949
Yeah,
that's the most insensitive thing he does.

978
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:05,583
Yeah.

979
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:06,684
It had to be Lucian.

980
00:43:06,684 --> 00:43:09,820
He's becoming aggressive.
He must be killing.

981
00:43:09,887 --> 00:43:11,355
Thanks, Ursula.

982
00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:14,358
And he's so stupid. Apparently.

983
00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:17,895
He'll be coming for you next.

984
00:43:17,995 --> 00:43:18,862
Then they fly.

985
00:43:18,862 --> 00:43:22,900
They find the giant tube in the river,
which was one of our watch,

986
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,801
like a midsummer.

987
00:43:23,801 --> 00:43:25,903
The river is in state.

988
00:43:25,903 --> 00:43:27,972
Which means it's flooded it's way.

989
00:43:27,972 --> 00:43:30,441
Yeah, which we've talked about before,
because I didn't know what that.

990
00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,543
So it's a first. Ursula has the two?

991
00:43:32,543 --> 00:43:35,746
Yes. Ursula has hauled the world's
most giant.

992
00:43:35,746 --> 00:43:37,214
To bear like.

993
00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:39,817
So you think they're being DNA, Florence?

994
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,485
Like, what are you talking about?

995
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:43,621
Pit in the water, you moron.

996
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:48,659
But she's, like,
heaving it out of the river and over, and

997
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:51,662
she's like, What's its big tube?

998
00:43:51,662 --> 00:43:54,765
We see Ursula working in the garden here,

999
00:43:54,765 --> 00:43:57,768
and this is our first wee door sight.

1000
00:43:57,768 --> 00:44:00,537
The week in dark blue. It's blue.

1001
00:44:00,537 --> 00:44:02,373
Yes, the wee blue door.

1002
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:04,475
This is where the gnomes live? Yes.

1003
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:09,847
Though having watched it a couple of times
now, I think there are steps down to it.

1004
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:11,248
I think it's a full size.

1005
00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:14,251
It's a full sized door,
but there steps down to it.

1006
00:44:14,385 --> 00:44:15,753
But I'm going to pretend there aren't.

1007
00:44:15,753 --> 00:44:19,857
There's actually two blue doors
on the same wall in the garden.

1008
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:22,493
One you can clearly see
has steps down to it,

1009
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:26,363
but it's a regular shape
or the round top door could be short.

1010
00:44:26,363 --> 00:44:27,031
I'm not sure.

1011
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:30,868
Is this where Ursula was attacked
by a minor character for no reason at all?

1012
00:44:30,901 --> 00:44:32,970
Yep. Okay.

1013
00:44:33,037 --> 00:44:34,071
Sure is all.

1014
00:44:34,071 --> 00:44:36,540
We need to say about that.

1015
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:40,644
Lyla and Caleb have a discussion
on the road that is also useless.

1016
00:44:40,711 --> 00:44:43,847
Well, we get to find out that Gideon,
the farmer,

1017
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:46,950
was once in love with Ursula
and proposed to her.

1018
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:51,355
And, of course, she had to rebuff him
because she was the rich girl

1019
00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:54,692
and he was the farmer, and so her dad
wouldn't allow them to be together.

1020
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:57,895
And this is where they go and interview
Davina.

1021
00:44:57,961 --> 00:45:01,565
And, boy, this actress.

1022
00:45:01,632 --> 00:45:02,800
She does a great job.

1023
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,035
She does a great job.

1024
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:05,903
We're broke.

1025
00:45:05,903 --> 00:45:08,839
I was promised the good life.

1026
00:45:08,839 --> 00:45:10,674
The life I'd become accustomed to.

1027
00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:13,077
But we're poor as church mice. Wow.

1028
00:45:13,077 --> 00:45:15,179
Okay, Big chain.

1029
00:45:15,179 --> 00:45:16,113
Saw that necklace.

1030
00:45:16,113 --> 00:45:16,980
You'll be fine.

1031
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:20,918
I can't even get a decent Chablis.

1032
00:45:20,984 --> 00:45:23,787
Your husband just was grounded

1033
00:45:23,787 --> 00:45:27,891
and had a pottery tool
hammered into his face.

1034
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:31,061
And you're upset about wine?

1035
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,896
you get what you deserve, though, right?

1036
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,231
They were made for each other.

1037
00:45:34,231 --> 00:45:37,768
Francis and Davina,
when we go back to the cop shop for them

1038
00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:43,707
to review in front of the murder boards
again, Yes, We see Gideon's mug shot.

1039
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,876
And he has no topless.

1040
00:45:45,876 --> 00:45:47,611
No shirt on.

1041
00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:51,281
He has the topless mug shot in our watch
like a maniac was.

1042
00:45:51,381 --> 00:45:52,983
I looked at this so closely.

1043
00:45:52,983 --> 00:45:54,585
I'm like, is it a pink T-shirt?

1044
00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:56,220
Is it a peach colored t shirt?

1045
00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:58,555
Is it does he have a tank top on?

1046
00:45:58,555 --> 00:46:01,158
And the straps are just outside the frame?

1047
00:46:01,158 --> 00:46:03,861
Yeah, he's shirtless. He's shirtless.

1048
00:46:03,861 --> 00:46:08,532
Which only means to me
that either one of two things.

1049
00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:11,702
One, the actor has a topless

1050
00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:15,205
headshot somewhere
that looks like a mug shot, maybe for.

1051
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,242
A secret society. Or two.

1052
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:22,913
The character has been arrested
before in a situation where he committed

1053
00:46:22,913 --> 00:46:26,583
a crime without a shirt on
and they took his picture, that guy.

1054
00:46:26,717 --> 00:46:28,252
So they already had his mug shot.

1055
00:46:28,252 --> 00:46:29,920
So topless farm crimes.

1056
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,487
You know.

1057
00:46:30,487 --> 00:46:34,158
Ursula goes searching for victims
and finds the next one

1058
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:37,461
when she talks to her friend.

1059
00:46:37,561 --> 00:46:39,062
Because Lionel is like, you know what?

1060
00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:41,131
You can have him
you and Gideon can be together

1061
00:46:41,131 --> 00:46:44,768
and you can have. Him
because Lucien, Caleb's dad.

1062
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:46,036
Yeah.

1063
00:46:46,036 --> 00:46:48,872
And Ursula goes murderous rage again.

1064
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:51,742
Ursula is like, Well,
got to kill somebody. I'll see you later.

1065
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:55,813
Meanwhile, fart jokes.

1066
00:46:55,879 --> 00:46:57,181
Wow. See

1067
00:46:57,181 --> 00:47:00,551
trick Jon into eating that gross soup.

1068
00:47:00,751 --> 00:47:04,655
Well, and periwinkles stew.

1069
00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:07,457
So this is absolutely
a thing that can happen.

1070
00:47:07,457 --> 00:47:11,028
I like how it brings
on the Elizabethan theme.

1071
00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:11,862
Yeah, it's.

1072
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:16,567
It makes Sarah and Bette
Betty more close together.

1073
00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:19,536
It makes them look fun,
and they're filling in for John.

1074
00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:20,537
Yeah, and.

1075
00:47:20,537 --> 00:47:24,474
And they're playing on
John and John is doing

1076
00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:28,412
the dad thing where he's like, Well,
my child made this.

1077
00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:31,915
I didn't get to go, this is really good.

1078
00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:33,817
And then no, I.

1079
00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:35,252
Think you've done that to me.

1080
00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:36,420
I think I'm a good cook.

1081
00:47:36,420 --> 00:47:39,857
I think I sometimes make things
that you don't like and you eat them.

1082
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:41,058
You never complain.

1083
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:43,093
Like, whatever I've made is good.

1084
00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:44,428
If you like that food,

1085
00:47:44,428 --> 00:47:46,997
but you don't always like it,
but you never give it away.

1086
00:47:46,997 --> 00:47:51,535
I have no idea what you actually like
because you are willing to eat anything

1087
00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:52,636
and say that it's good.

1088
00:47:52,636 --> 00:47:55,873
That how I was raised.

1089
00:47:55,973 --> 00:47:57,207
And welcome

1090
00:47:57,207 --> 00:48:00,911
Periwinkle stew is not the worst
Elizabethan recipe you can come. Up with.

1091
00:48:00,944 --> 00:48:02,346
You find there. Are.

1092
00:48:02,346 --> 00:48:05,015
I mean, yeah of course they way

1093
00:48:05,015 --> 00:48:08,018
were stuff that you would find
completely unpalatable.

1094
00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:11,121
There was a show
where they ate food from the past.

1095
00:48:11,121 --> 00:48:13,590
It was called the Super Caesar's Go.

1096
00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:14,324
that's right.

1097
00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:18,362
Which is such a weird name,
but it's got a Sue

1098
00:48:18,362 --> 00:48:23,000
Perkins and a food critic
whose name was Giles Something.

1099
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:24,768
It's Sue. Perkins. It's fantastic.

1100
00:48:24,768 --> 00:48:26,370
But it's called the Super Caesar's Go.

1101
00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:28,038
And they basically try out

1102
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:32,109
what the the dietary norms
were of different periods of time.

1103
00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:33,443
I'm sick all the time.

1104
00:48:33,443 --> 00:48:34,411
my gosh.

1105
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:36,980
Yeah, but it's so good. It's on YouTube.
You should watch it.

1106
00:48:36,980 --> 00:48:39,549
The super size is poo poo Elizabethan.

1107
00:48:39,549 --> 00:48:40,350
I'll put it in the show.

1108
00:48:40,350 --> 00:48:43,320
They eat all kinds of crazy
Elizabethan food.

1109
00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:46,523
Caleb gets burned and killed
and then they make the fart joke.

1110
00:48:46,523 --> 00:48:47,057
Well, wait.

1111
00:48:47,057 --> 00:48:48,959
He puts the horny bowl in the counter.

1112
00:48:48,959 --> 00:48:52,229
She puts the horny bull to balls,

1113
00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:53,764
two legs and hot.

1114
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:55,766
Legs and more fun.

1115
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:59,503
He puts it in
and then he gets trapped in there.

1116
00:48:59,503 --> 00:49:00,504
And is.

1117
00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:01,905
Is this the worst?

1118
00:49:01,905 --> 00:49:04,775
It has to be top
five worst murders in midsummer.

1119
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:08,712
Because you're in there for 3 minutes
maybe before you pass out.

1120
00:49:08,712 --> 00:49:10,480
It takes a while for it to heat up.

1121
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:14,184
Yeah, they heat up slowly
and they cool off slowly.

1122
00:49:14,184 --> 00:49:16,720
And he knows he can't get out.

1123
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:19,356
And it's tight. It's like a closet.

1124
00:49:19,356 --> 00:49:20,190
it's horrible.

1125
00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:21,491
And he's young. Yeah.

1126
00:49:21,491 --> 00:49:23,694
And he had a broken ankle at one point.

1127
00:49:23,694 --> 00:49:25,595
And got a titanium screw in his ankle.

1128
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:26,430
It's just.

1129
00:49:26,430 --> 00:49:29,666
Yeah, Poor Ursula's really bad.

1130
00:49:29,666 --> 00:49:33,236
She is horrific. Jordan gets off lightly.

1131
00:49:33,236 --> 00:49:37,074
The the worst part is
I don't know if you picked this up.

1132
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:39,643
So we see Caleb

1133
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,813
and we see Ursula, though
we don't know it's Ursula

1134
00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:46,450
in the silver suit, she shuts the door
and then turns up the heat.

1135
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:47,150
Yeah.

1136
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:50,120
There's no reason for her
to be in that silver suit. Now.

1137
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,789
She got dressed up to kill. Yeah.
And then she goes, Well.

1138
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:55,592
She wants to convince people she's Lucy.
And even though she's like, a foot.

1139
00:49:55,592 --> 00:49:58,161
Shorter
than was prancing around the grounds.

1140
00:49:58,161 --> 00:49:59,329
Some people see, people will.

1141
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:02,566
See her, Lucy and have you lost, right?

1142
00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,268
Yeah. No,

1143
00:50:05,369 --> 00:50:06,336
I'm squatting.

1144
00:50:06,336 --> 00:50:07,337
I'm doing a dance.

1145
00:50:07,337 --> 00:50:10,340
She is. Horrific. It's.

1146
00:50:10,474 --> 00:50:13,343
It's such a bad way to die. Yeah.
And they.

1147
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:16,146
They find his titanium ankle.

1148
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:16,947
Yeah.

1149
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:18,181
And identify him by it.

1150
00:50:18,181 --> 00:50:20,083
But what would be left of you?

1151
00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:23,086
Maybe The crowns and my teeth, maybe.

1152
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:24,454
Yeah, My ring.

1153
00:50:24,454 --> 00:50:25,122
Maybe.

1154
00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:28,191
Same. Yeah,
maybe the underwears of my bra.

1155
00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:29,126
No, I don't know.

1156
00:50:29,126 --> 00:50:32,129
The underwriters in my bra,

1157
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:35,799
my. Well, Bones,

1158
00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:36,600
I don't know.

1159
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:38,301
I've got some mesh in my abs,

1160
00:50:38,301 --> 00:50:42,439
but I don't think it's the kind of metal
that would survive that kind of heat.

1161
00:50:42,539 --> 00:50:45,242
I think it would look like
a barbecue grill in there or something.

1162
00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:48,211
I'm not. Sure. I love how Barnaby goes.

1163
00:50:48,211 --> 00:50:52,616
I know who the killer is now
and then says it's Ursula.

1164
00:50:52,682 --> 00:50:55,085
There's no I'm. I know.

1165
00:50:55,085 --> 00:50:56,520
I have to get everybody together.

1166
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,189
No, most people are dead,
so you can't really get.

1167
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:00,891
I'm playing against Ursula. Yeah.

1168
00:51:00,891 --> 00:51:05,395
So while they're running to the estate,

1169
00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:10,767
Ursula and Caleb are in the chapel,
and there's this weird picture of a nun.

1170
00:51:10,834 --> 00:51:13,370
Not Ursula and Kayla. Ursula and Lucien.

1171
00:51:13,370 --> 00:51:15,205
Ursula loses. Caleb.

1172
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,407
Sorry, said Ursula and Lucien.

1173
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:21,945
And there's this weird picture of a nun,
and she's holding a skull.

1174
00:51:22,012 --> 00:51:24,848
Yeah. I don't know what that's about. It's
a weird picture.

1175
00:51:24,848 --> 00:51:25,982
I tried to look up.

1176
00:51:25,982 --> 00:51:28,251
Nun holding skull painting.

1177
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:32,322
I can only imagine what that search
is going to get to, you know?

1178
00:51:32,322 --> 00:51:34,991
Well, and is that the theme of the chapel?

1179
00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:36,927
Like holding heads?

1180
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,328
Because there's that one.

1181
00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:40,330
And then there's
the solemn picture at the back.

1182
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:41,431
The big painting. Yeah.

1183
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,834
With the head on the platter
being presented.

1184
00:51:43,834 --> 00:51:45,068
Couldn't find that one either.

1185
00:51:45,068 --> 00:51:46,903
But it's clearly Solomon.

1186
00:51:46,903 --> 00:51:50,273
These are not happy stories to be on.

1187
00:51:50,273 --> 00:51:51,708
Paintings in the chapel.

1188
00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,477
No. Well, it's a Catholic thing.

1189
00:51:53,477 --> 00:51:54,044
Okay?

1190
00:51:54,044 --> 00:51:56,480
I don't know. I don't think it is.

1191
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,914
It can't be Catholic.

1192
00:51:57,914 --> 00:51:59,616
Remember, they've got priest.

1193
00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:02,219
well, no, I guess they could be.
But you can't.

1194
00:52:02,219 --> 00:52:06,189
Car can you have a personal church
if you're Catholic?

1195
00:52:06,189 --> 00:52:07,524
I don't know.

1196
00:52:07,524 --> 00:52:10,494
I don't think. That. Works.
But all. Priest.

1197
00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:13,730
We need to go to our little drunk room
with the Escher

1198
00:52:13,730 --> 00:52:16,032
hallway and stairs around them.

1199
00:52:16,032 --> 00:52:19,035
Well,
you go down through the cellars. Yeah.

1200
00:52:19,035 --> 00:52:21,037
And then back up again.

1201
00:52:21,037 --> 00:52:22,506
But then you're on the first floor.

1202
00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:24,641
But then there are more stairs.

1203
00:52:24,641 --> 00:52:25,542
Down.

1204
00:52:25,542 --> 00:52:30,113
To go to the, the, the wine jubilee at

1205
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:33,183
mummy's little drinking room.

1206
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:35,385
Can I play a little room.

1207
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:37,487
Can I have one of those nice furniture.

1208
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,723
It does. It's well-furnished. Yeah.

1209
00:52:39,723 --> 00:52:41,291
It looks cozy. Yes.

1210
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:41,725
Yeah.

1211
00:52:41,725 --> 00:52:45,162
It's mummy's little drinking
and I want one.

1212
00:52:45,262 --> 00:52:48,265
I don't even drink and
I would be more than happy to sit in there

1213
00:52:48,298 --> 00:52:49,799
and just be left alone.

1214
00:52:49,799 --> 00:52:53,503
Brushing who is now
finally paying attention to his family.

1215
00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:54,604
Figures it out.

1216
00:52:54,604 --> 00:52:56,306
G. My sister killed my.

1217
00:52:56,306 --> 00:52:59,042
Mom and she's going to kill me.

1218
00:52:59,042 --> 00:53:00,677
And she's mad.

1219
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:05,849
She pushes him down the stairs and then
runs down the stairs and is going to be.

1220
00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:08,552
yeah, she's going to Basham.
She's not done.

1221
00:53:08,552 --> 00:53:10,220
This is my killing Nook.

1222
00:53:10,220 --> 00:53:11,755
She just killed two.

1223
00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:16,126
She's right there
with the woman in the house.

1224
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:22,098
The episode from a really early season who's writing the history of the family? Yes

1225
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:22,566
my God.

1226
00:53:22,566 --> 00:53:25,936
It's Anna massey who plays
her, isn't it? Yes.

1227
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,205
She's got that book. Yes.

1228
00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:30,907
If Ursula grew old and was still killing,
she's.

1229
00:53:30,907 --> 00:53:32,776
Got the crazy and the Massey locks.

1230
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:34,110
Yeah, Yeah.

1231
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:35,145
But they save her.

1232
00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:37,614
So their mother was mean.

1233
00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:38,949
She was horrible.

1234
00:53:38,949 --> 00:53:41,151
And her their father was mean. Yeah.

1235
00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:45,355
What I don't understand is Ursula
goes into a rage and kills her mother.

1236
00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:48,959
Why doesn't she kill her
father for another 40 years?

1237
00:53:49,025 --> 00:53:50,894
I guess he just didn't pass her off
enough.

1238
00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:52,295
I guess. I guess.

1239
00:53:52,295 --> 00:53:54,931
Then we find out her big motive.

1240
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:55,699
Yes, Right.

1241
00:53:55,699 --> 00:54:01,404
For the current set of murders
is that she and Gideon were in love.

1242
00:54:01,404 --> 00:54:03,139
She and the farmer were in love.

1243
00:54:03,139 --> 00:54:04,441
She was pregnant.

1244
00:54:04,441 --> 00:54:06,243
Her dad didn't let them get married.

1245
00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:10,847
She lost the baby
and she buried it in the rose Garden.

1246
00:54:10,847 --> 00:54:15,185
And she doesn't want to leave the house
because to her, that's leaving the baby.

1247
00:54:15,185 --> 00:54:19,289
And this is where she finds out
that Jordanna wasn't pregnant.

1248
00:54:19,322 --> 00:54:19,889
Yeah.

1249
00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:22,892
So she killed Jordanna
because she thought Jordanna was pregnant.

1250
00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:25,829
And that put a threat
to the inheritance of the house.

1251
00:54:25,829 --> 00:54:26,229
Yeah.

1252
00:54:26,229 --> 00:54:30,166
She had to kill Caleb
because he could have inherited the house.

1253
00:54:30,166 --> 00:54:32,402
And she killed her brother.

1254
00:54:32,402 --> 00:54:35,372
She killed Frances
because he was going to sell the house.

1255
00:54:35,372 --> 00:54:37,674
Yes. That's something that comes out
in their argument.

1256
00:54:37,674 --> 00:54:38,441
Right.

1257
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:41,678
So all of this is
so that she can stay at the house.

1258
00:54:41,678 --> 00:54:42,746
All of it. Yeah.

1259
00:54:42,746 --> 00:54:45,849
So that she can get a flower
really wrong. Yes.

1260
00:54:46,016 --> 00:54:49,019
Because she says that's a rose,
a mystical. No.

1261
00:54:49,052 --> 00:54:50,620
It's a hellebore. Yes.

1262
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:52,622
It's not even a rose Roses mystic.

1263
00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:55,025
It is a pink rose. A pale pink rose.

1264
00:54:55,025 --> 00:54:56,192
I know that's a hellebore

1265
00:54:56,192 --> 00:55:00,263
because it's the only plant
I've managed to keep alive in our yard.

1266
00:55:00,330 --> 00:55:02,065
It is dead.

1267
00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:05,201
So she's going to go away? Yeah.
To prison.

1268
00:55:05,235 --> 00:55:08,672
And with seasons going to keep the house
and turn it into an artist retreat,

1269
00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:11,207
just like you said. Yeah,
he does the right thing.

1270
00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:12,942
Yeah, Lucien does the right thing.

1271
00:55:12,942 --> 00:55:13,943
He does what he said

1272
00:55:13,943 --> 00:55:18,081
he was always going to do to his brother's
dead and his sister's gone to prison.

1273
00:55:18,181 --> 00:55:20,583
His sister in. Law.

1274
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:23,586
Is not going to have any money.

1275
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,624
I wouldn't be surprised if Venus is like,
Hey, Lucien,

1276
00:55:27,691 --> 00:55:30,694
could I, like, stay.

1277
00:55:30,827 --> 00:55:33,797
Course,
she should naturally go to jail, too,

1278
00:55:33,797 --> 00:55:37,200
because she was complicit
in the crimes of Francis.

1279
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,636
Yeah, I don't think
that's really all that important

1280
00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:42,972
now that three people have been murdered
within like three days.

1281
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,009
People in crimes got to go to jail.

1282
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:47,744
Probably low on the priority list.

1283
00:55:47,744 --> 00:55:51,348
So Sadie's just going to keep on running
in the pub, putting curses on people.

1284
00:55:51,414 --> 00:55:52,716
I don't. Know. She might get it.

1285
00:55:52,716 --> 00:55:55,719
She might get some probation
for doing what she did.

1286
00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:58,588
Maybe Sara is going to keep keeping her
diary.

1287
00:55:58,588 --> 00:56:02,092
The sorrow sad because her best friends.

1288
00:56:02,258 --> 00:56:04,761
Yeah, but died in a horrible way too.

1289
00:56:04,761 --> 00:56:08,832
But Caleb's
mum and dad share so horrible life.

1290
00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:12,268
Yeah. That's so sad. Yeah. Absolutely.

1291
00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:16,773
And then people say that Sarah Barnaby's
perfect at everything online.

1292
00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:19,809
I like that
she has to buy the costume here.

1293
00:56:19,809 --> 00:56:21,444
Yeah, I don't like that.

1294
00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,380
She fibs about making it.

1295
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:24,080
Yeah.

1296
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,083
Speaking of which, that's the one.

1297
00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:30,053
Watch like a maniac
that we haven't hit yet.

1298
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:30,387
Which is.

1299
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,621
Where is Ulysses?

1300
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,423
In the Barnaby's living room. Yes.

1301
00:56:33,423 --> 00:56:37,660
When John and Sarah
have a talk on the couch,

1302
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:41,731
you can see a pen and ink picture of James
Joyce behind Barnaby.

1303
00:56:41,731 --> 00:56:42,932
And he wrote Ulysses?

1304
00:56:42,932 --> 00:56:44,868
Yeah. So that was kind of a little tricky
question.

1305
00:56:44,868 --> 00:56:46,803
Well, tricky question.
We've got a screenshot of it.

1306
00:56:46,803 --> 00:56:47,670
Yeah, I'll share it with you.

1307
00:56:47,670 --> 00:56:51,641
So that's kind of after
the credit. Rough. Rough.

1308
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,142
Who's.

1309
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,510
Who's the best corpse?

1310
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:56,179
I got to think Francis is the best corpse.

1311
00:56:56,179 --> 00:57:01,017
The way he sits in that chair
with the mask on and doesn't breathe.

1312
00:57:01,017 --> 00:57:03,153
Well,
you don't think how the actor that plays

1313
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:06,122
Caleb turns himself into a pile of ashes
is impressive?

1314
00:57:06,122 --> 00:57:09,359
I Can you?

1315
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,961
They must've been like.

1316
00:57:11,961 --> 00:57:17,100
So, first of all, on a set,
safety is super important right now.

1317
00:57:17,100 --> 00:57:20,336
I realize there's a camera there. Okay.

1318
00:57:20,403 --> 00:57:24,774
But they would have had to
because Caleb is 19 in the story.

1319
00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,409
I think he's probably 20 or so.

1320
00:57:26,409 --> 00:57:30,447
They probably had to like,
okay, we're shutting this door,

1321
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,549
but you can open it any time.

1322
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:35,018
Well, it's
not a kiln. No, it's just a closet.

1323
00:57:35,018 --> 00:57:36,753
No lights in it and shelves.

1324
00:57:36,753 --> 00:57:40,623
But I can see how that could be traumatic
to him even filming.

1325
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:42,091
pretending to be trapped.

1326
00:57:42,091 --> 00:57:44,894
Yeah. Yeah, it would.
It would freak me out.

1327
00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:46,463
It make it easier to act.

1328
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,833
Yeah,
I would be wary around those totems, too.

1329
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:51,401
With the forks.

1330
00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:55,472
I'd be afraid that I would actually kind
of lose it and actually kick the door open

1331
00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:58,141
when it wasn't
supposed to be able to open.

1332
00:57:58,208 --> 00:58:00,477
Don't trap me in a closed room like that.

1333
00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:02,278
no, no.

1334
00:58:02,278 --> 00:58:04,881
So that is the devil's work.

1335
00:58:04,881 --> 00:58:06,516
And we have no horrible movies,

1336
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,519
but there are a number of horrible movies
named The Devil's Work.

1337
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:10,620
I bet. Yeah.

1338
00:58:10,620 --> 00:58:12,989
No, none of these actors
have made any big mistakes

1339
00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:15,225
in the movies that they've been in.

1340
00:58:15,225 --> 00:58:17,393
Sarah Woodward, who plays Ursula Shire.

1341
00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:19,863
Well,
the killer is in Queens of Mysteries.

1342
00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:23,299
She's great and she's been in
lots of other things and sounds good.

1343
00:58:23,466 --> 00:58:24,133
Yeah.

1344
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,837
Peter Serafinowicz is awesome in
everything he's been into.

1345
00:58:27,837 --> 00:58:30,106
Yeah,
we went over his. We've been over that.

1346
00:58:30,106 --> 00:58:31,508
Yeah. In the Mini. Yep.

1347
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,209
So that is the devil's work.

1348
00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:35,545
What's our next episode?
What's episode two?

1349
00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:41,417
Our next episode is the Book of the Dead
Book of the Day,

1350
00:58:41,417 --> 00:58:46,723
which is season 24 episode two,
which is not really a book of the dead.

1351
00:58:46,723 --> 00:58:49,192
It's more
they should call it the Book of Mystery.

1352
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,327
It. Is, or the Book of Puzzles.

1353
00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:52,929
Book written by the dead guy.

1354
00:58:52,929 --> 00:58:55,932
Very sort. Sort of.

1355
00:58:56,132 --> 00:58:58,601
We got a lot.

1356
00:58:58,701 --> 00:58:59,335
Of fun.

1357
00:58:59,335 --> 00:59:02,338
Moving our little alien friends.

1358
00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:05,542
The bus ride.

1359
00:59:05,708 --> 00:59:06,843
It's really great.

1360
00:59:06,843 --> 00:59:09,279
I think
all four of these episodes are super.

1361
00:59:09,279 --> 00:59:11,147
I think they're really, really good. Yeah.

1362
00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:12,448
I hope you guys enjoyed that.

1363
00:59:12,448 --> 00:59:14,784
We had lots of fun watching it.

1364
00:59:14,784 --> 00:59:15,818
Several times, so.

1365
00:59:15,818 --> 00:59:20,790
We will return on the 15th of January
with season 24 Episode two.

1366
00:59:20,857 --> 00:59:24,961
We're on all the social media is follow
like subscribe all that good stuff.

1367
00:59:24,961 --> 00:59:27,897
Do that funky, funky social media thing.

1368
00:59:27,897 --> 00:59:29,699
Always happy to see your comments.

1369
00:59:29,699 --> 00:59:31,634
Yeah. Have the community. Yes.

1370
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,002
All right. Bye, maniacs.

1371
00:59:33,002 --> 00:59:51,154
Bye, maniacs.

1372
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:52,722
Wow. What is it?

1373
00:59:52,722 --> 00:59:54,223
The children's.

1374
00:59:54,223 --> 00:59:55,491
The Children's Workshop.

1375
00:59:55,491 --> 00:59:57,527
No, it's not the children's workshop.

1376
00:59:57,527 --> 00:59:59,996
That was 19th century England.

1377
00:59:59,996 --> 01:00:01,197
And it's a sweatshop.