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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Beardless Dickless Me.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 1: Okay, when last we left the show, the kid was

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Speaker 1: in charge of the last episode and a good time

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Speaker 1: was had.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: It seems like a powerful It was great. There was

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Speaker 1: a quiz and I ate Stitt and ship like that

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Speaker 1: and I've been living under spoils that. But as you'll

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Speaker 1: all remember last show, I was clock watching, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: my auctions. And if you're a member of that Kevin

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Speaker 1: Smith club and you watch the show at that Kevin

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Speaker 1: Smith Club or listen to the after show Beardless stick

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Speaker 1: Was Plus, you would have heard the results. Because during

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Speaker 1: Beardless Stickless Plus, I found that I had been beat

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Speaker 1: sniped at the last second.

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: As is the way on eBay, my hubris was such

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Speaker 1: that I was like, nobody else could possibly want these somebody.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it was targeted.

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Speaker 1: I do as well.

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Speaker 2: I think somebody is trying to take away your joy.

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Speaker 1: I think so, I honestly do, or more or somebody

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Speaker 1: who's like.

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Speaker 2: Let me buy Kevin Smith a gift, That's what.

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Speaker 1: I really I I really hope some fan was just

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Speaker 1: like I can't wait to give this to Kevin. But

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Speaker 1: I think one of two things, because I mean, of

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Speaker 1: course there could be other Rocky bull Wicle fans out there.

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Speaker 1: There must be, I will find them. But it could

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Speaker 1: be somebody who's selling it, going like it's only going

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Speaker 1: for that little let me bid it up, you know

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: It was by five bucks though, right.

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Speaker 1: Well, what happened was I was the top bidder, and

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Speaker 1: then as the auction ended I wasn't paying attention to

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Speaker 1: it because I was doing some fucking feckless podcast and shit,

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Speaker 1: instead of worrying about the important things of life.

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad you love our time together.

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Speaker 1: So I found that, Oh my god, like the person

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Speaker 1: sitting there, all they had to do is be like

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Speaker 1: and they probably entered a few to see what number

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Speaker 1: I had kind of gone to, and then they found

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Speaker 1: it won five bucks above it last night. Night before

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Speaker 1: last night, somebody tried to do it again. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I was paying attention this time, and they did no way,

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Speaker 1: and they did hammer and I saw the bid history

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Speaker 1: at the end, I had put in a much higher

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Speaker 1: number just in case. Thank god I did, because they

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Speaker 1: got within twenty five bucks of that fucking number.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, and then it.

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Speaker 1: Ran out because they were hoping to snipe me like

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Speaker 1: they did last time. I'm not saying it's the same

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Speaker 1: fucking villain. It's snigly whiplash. But whoever it was going

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Speaker 1: to do it knew what they were fucking doing.

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Speaker 2: How many people are are trying to auction for the

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Speaker 2: Rocky and Bullwinkle pieces.

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just wondering, big world out there.

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Speaker 2: I'm just kind of wondering.

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Speaker 1: I think how many people are on the planet. It's

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Speaker 1: me and three hundred million people. It's all competing for

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Speaker 1: the same and that's it. So losing that auction. If

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Speaker 1: you if you heard, if you were watching Beardless Stickless

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Speaker 1: Plus or heard it, you would have seen like it

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Speaker 1: was almost somebody came in and said, I'm sorry your

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Speaker 1: wife is dead.

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Speaker 2: I was sure mom would love that.

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Speaker 1: Well, remember how fucking upset I was. I was so

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Speaker 1: like fucking like you were.

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Speaker 2: You were very very bummed out this.

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Speaker 1: And and to remind people, they're two pieces, and one

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Speaker 1: was like Bullwinkle and Rocky with the watch me pull

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Speaker 1: a rabbit out of my hat, which I'll be honest

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Speaker 1: with you, I just won last night somebody put another

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Speaker 1: one up and I won.

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Speaker 3: That.

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Speaker 1: That's why I think it might have been somebody trying

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Speaker 1: to goose the other sail. But the other piece ever

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Speaker 1: in the world, not yet, because the other piece, the

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Speaker 1: one I wanted more than anything else, was the piece

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Speaker 1: of Rocky the Flying Squirrel holding a check. Yes. So

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, you'll never forget, especially

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Speaker 1: when you find out what happened. So I lost, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, fucking I wasn't gonna be able to

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Speaker 1: fall asleep that night. I was so upset by this ship. No, no,

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Speaker 1: everything's fucked, and I needed that that was the only

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Speaker 1: thing that was gonna make the difference. Then I happened

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Speaker 1: upon an idea. Now I'm not trying to buy this

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Speaker 1: piece because of the character. You're gonna pay for age

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Speaker 1: because it ain't nobody doing Rocky Bowwinkle in the moder age.

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Speaker 1: Certainly on cells. They did a Rocky Bowl Coal show

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Speaker 1: fairly recently on Amazon that was animated. But everything's done

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Speaker 1: on computers, so it's very fucking rare that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: come across these old timey pieces to begin with, a

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Speaker 1: lot of them were just thrown out. Shit, you gotta

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Speaker 1: expect to pay premium. I was gonna be paying three

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars for this piece, which is cheap because it

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Speaker 1: was made back in the day. The check that was

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Speaker 1: in the frame was like nineteen seventy two or something.

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Speaker 2: Shit down.

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Speaker 1: This is an old piece and a cool idea like

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Speaker 1: Rocky was painted too hole to check like expressly for

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Speaker 1: that it's cute. On an earlier purchase on eBay, I

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Speaker 1: had bought this Bugs Bunny piece, which I fucking absolutely loved,

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Speaker 1: and it was sent here and it was very inexpensive,

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Speaker 1: especially for like the image it was from an old

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Speaker 1: like nineteen fucking forty eight or fifty two Looney Tune cartoon.

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Speaker 1: And the person on eBay who I bought it f

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Speaker 1: I'm like hit me up afterwards to be like, did

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Speaker 1: you like the replica? And I was like, replica. And

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Speaker 1: I looked at the piece and it looked it's a

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Speaker 1: hand painted sl it just wasn't made for the cartoon.

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Speaker 1: It was a guy who's just like, oh, I love

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Speaker 1: this frame and I can paint, so I'm gonna paint this.

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Speaker 1: Oh So I thought about that and then I reached

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Speaker 1: out to my man and I was like, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: do you take commissions? And he was like, yeah, what

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Speaker 1: do you have in mine? And I sent him the

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Speaker 1: picture of the item that I lost on eBay. Oh shit, now,

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Speaker 1: right away, this is a game changer, because again, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to buy this ship for the age. I'm

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Speaker 1: just trying to buy it for the image.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know an insanely talented artist now who can mimic

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Speaker 1: and perfectly, and that's what he likes to do. I

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Speaker 1: offered him one of my comic book covers to do

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Speaker 1: quick stops because I love this guy's work so much.

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Speaker 1: But he was like, I don't do that. Like he's like,

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Speaker 1: I do stuff that exists. I do recreation. He does.

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Speaker 1: He's insanely fucking faithful, beautiful recreations. And so I said,

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Speaker 1: can you do this? My man did the research and

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Speaker 1: he's like, they've done it three other times. So I

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Speaker 1: did all three for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: They'll be arriving on Thursday ready for framing. And I

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Speaker 1: put my own checks in there, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: So now somebody's out there going, like you boot liked it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not selling this oh this is for you. It

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Speaker 1: just for me in the house and shit like someone

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Speaker 1: from you and but they could have it. And I

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Speaker 1: told the guy man, I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 1: what do I owe you? And he tried to charge me.

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Speaker 1: I said, bro, I was ready to pay three hundred dollars,

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Speaker 1: so you're definitely getting three hundred dollars minimum and stuff,

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Speaker 1: and I gave him four. But I told him. I

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Speaker 1: was like, now, like now I could do I can't

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Speaker 1: appease that fucking I gotta go to eBay and see

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Speaker 1: if there's a new Rocky and Bullwinkle print, because I

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Speaker 1: could just go to this guy and be like, can

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Speaker 1: you draw this and paint this? And he does it

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Speaker 1: and it's fucking beautiful. That bugs bunny piece. Man would

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Speaker 1: I looked at his listening and it says like recreation

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Speaker 1: and I love the image and stuff, so I was

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Speaker 1: drawing to it. So he sent all three. I I

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Speaker 1: you know, I needed one because I got a checked,

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Speaker 1: But I'm gonna find other checks to stay.

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Speaker 2: Find no shit. Fuck yes, you hold the power.

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Speaker 1: Now, you know what I'm saying. I was so proud

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Speaker 1: of myself. I talked about this for the next four days.

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Speaker 1: You're tune me out. She put in headphones, she stopped listening.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, do you understand how brilliant that is?

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Speaker 1: Like I fucking was able to, Like I snatched victory

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Speaker 1: out of the jaws of the.

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Speaker 2: Thought your joy. You went out and you found your joy.

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Speaker 1: And breddit more joy. What I did is I hired

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Speaker 1: an artist. I'm proud of your money into the economy.

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Speaker 2: You turned the situation around. The last time I saw you,

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Speaker 2: it was sad.

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Speaker 3: I'm upset.

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Speaker 1: What else could I fucking fix?

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Speaker 2: Amen?

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Speaker 1: I'm just I'm gonna start looking at cancer because mind

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Speaker 1: to it, I can figure out. You know, all right,

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Speaker 1: I can't have you, That's what I'm saying. Maybe it

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Speaker 1: ain't Robert Smith. Maybe Kevin Smith is the cure. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: That was that was too much.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that ship was wonderfully, wonderfully

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Speaker 1: wonderfully wonderfully pretty. You never talk to you anything for you?

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Speaker 1: How can what how can some British people sing and

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Speaker 1: their accent goes away, and then some British people it don't.

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Speaker 2: It's a preference.

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Speaker 1: Can you sing British? Have you ever tried singing British

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Speaker 1: with your new band? Were like, you scam me? You

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Speaker 1: know my song, It's on my playlist.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes I've heard.

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Speaker 1: From so many fucking people who are like, your daughter's

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Speaker 1: song is fire?

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, why thank you?

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Speaker 1: I keep waiting from me, ask me the question where

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put them on you instead? Because I'm not

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Speaker 1: how to deal with this ship When people ask me

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Speaker 1: questions in real life, like what's chasing Amy about? It

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, it's about me and Joey Adams. So

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Speaker 1: if people are gonna be like who she's singing.

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Speaker 2: About, I'm and be like, no one has asked.

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Speaker 1: I tell people. I was like, appreciate she's singing about me?

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Speaker 1: I'm where are you right here?

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Speaker 2: You scim wait what?

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Speaker 1: Wait what? Because I'm so successful in Spark, because I'm

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Speaker 1: so charming, because I'm the best dad ever, I can

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Speaker 1: see just yours.

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Speaker 2: You fucking hated me anyways, So.

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Speaker 1: Song starts to fall. If you just listened to the

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Speaker 1: know was.

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Speaker 2: Yours when I lived here? You fucking aided me anyways.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's that's now that you're gone, because I

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Speaker 1: don't well, that's not my story. You did live here,

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Speaker 1: but I didn't want you to leave. I want you

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Speaker 1: other like fucking last month. I was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: And hardly received that so well.

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Speaker 2: I said thank you so much. She was I have

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Speaker 2: to politely decline.

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Speaker 1: She went and grabbed a gas, poured it all over

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Speaker 1: I love that show, The Food That Built America. They

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Speaker 1: Adam Richmond is the gold standard on that show. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Post posts at the office, bitch, did he posts up

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Speaker 2: Have you heard my song?

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Speaker 1: So? Who fucking who said? What? Who was it? Well

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Speaker 1: of nowhere Middle Sex? Was it wasn't Austin? You know

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Speaker 1: what really me? Right now? You're like, well, that of course,

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Speaker 1: But I was just thinking about your dad.

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Speaker 2: I was just thinking of clerks changed my life.

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Speaker 1: Bringing up that's no moment. Don't use me as a weapon, moment,

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Speaker 2: Every night most sleeps in between Austin and I heads

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Speaker 1: When I was When you were a kid, I distinctly

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Speaker 1: I hurled you at mother.

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Speaker 2: For a second, I was like, damn, did I really No?

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Speaker 1: No, that's something you say now because you're approaching your thirties,

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Speaker 1: You're like, you really weaponized me against mom? Like what? No?

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Speaker 2: I was always on your side, Like I've blocked out

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Speaker 1: People do that and divorced though they weaponize the children

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Speaker 2: Oh god, oh lord.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, please, there are people just listening to the show.

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Speaker 1: I think I tripped onto something. You're all jokes kids

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Speaker 1: the Therapy podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's all fun and jokes, all fun and.

441
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Speaker 2: Games, unless you want to go to the stus.

442
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 1: We get fun of games. Now that I've fucking bragged

443
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 1: about how cool my life is and ship not to

444
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: say that I don't lose. I do lose on a

445
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: regular basis. For example, the movie we were talking about

446
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: making looks like it just fell apart.

447
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 2: Really yeah, and sorry.

448
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 1: It is not disconnected from the tariff troubles. Our money

449
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 1: was Canadian. How interested do you think Canadian money isn't

450
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 1: in doing anything American? Right now?

451
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,200
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

452
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: So yeah, so I can't bitch because and this is

453
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: not me complaining. Hopefully nobody goes like, comes with Ryan,

454
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: Does this sound like a rant?

455
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 2: Do I sound He's too calm for a rant?

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe me. I ain't upset, and I fucking

457
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Speaker 1: get it. And also like I'm at an age now

458
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Speaker 1: where it's like I can't get upset up a movie

459
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen. I'm more amazed than a a movie

460
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 1: ever happens, you know what I'm saying. Like in moments

461
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,160
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh man, that finance it fell apart,

462
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 1: I don't get like, oh what I want Instantly I

463
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 1: go like, well, this is your fault because if you

464
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,640
Speaker 1: were more successful, you'd have more money. Then you could

465
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Speaker 1: do whatever you want to and never go out and

466
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Speaker 1: ask somebody else for money. So in lieu of that,

467
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: just accept what happens. Whatever will be will be your

468
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: doors day. This shit case, aras Arah, you never saw

469
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,760
Speaker 1: the movie The Man who Knew too Much starring James

470
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Speaker 1: Stewart and Doris Day.

471
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Speaker 2: How do you know I didn't bet you a thousands.

472
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,800
Speaker 1: Because otherwise you would have cut me off knowing exactly

473
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Speaker 1: where this is going the third act. Doristday, of course,

474
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Speaker 1: was a singer in midst of it. For her to

475
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Speaker 1: be in this Hitchcock movie and not Grace Kelly and

476
00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:53,639
Speaker 1: stuff like that, like you'd be like, why well, because

477
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: the part requires big lungs. In the third act, in

478
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Speaker 1: The Man who Knew too Much, their son gets kidnapped.

479
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,680
Speaker 1: They're abroad, and how they locate the kid, or how

480
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: the kid locates them is Throughout the beginning of the movie,

481
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,960
Speaker 1: she sings the song Kasa with her kid k Sara.

482
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Speaker 1: You know it was in I was gonna say it

483
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Speaker 1: was in Heathers, but I don't even know if you're

484
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Speaker 1: familiar with others, what the fuck of course are I'm

485
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Speaker 1: happy then, I raised you're right. So before that I

486
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Speaker 1: got ka popularized in for my generation at the beginning

487
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Speaker 1: of Heathers, and I'm sure it's been used other places,

488
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Speaker 1: but first movie it choosed in is The Man who

489
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Speaker 1: Knew Too Much. So she's singing with her son in

490
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Speaker 1: the beginning, and then in the third act, the kid

491
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Speaker 1: is kidnapped and somewhere being held in the building, but

492
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Speaker 1: in order to find him, she's belting out k sasa

493
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Speaker 1: at the top for fucking lungs. So she's like da

494
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Speaker 1: and like her son is like, mom, you know what

495
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Speaker 1: I'm saying?

496
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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

497
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:06,360
Speaker 1: That's the third act. Hinges on Doris day over singing caseas.

498
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Speaker 2: The guy who commented and was like can he stop

499
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Speaker 2: yelling is going to.

500
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Speaker 1: Be like, why do you got a case sas onto

501
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Speaker 1: my ear?

502
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: But that guy did change his review from a two

503
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,359
Speaker 2: star to a four star, so I see you, well done,

504
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: I see you. Yeah, thanks for the support, buddy.

505
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,760
Speaker 1: Look at you? Do you know his name? How do

506
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Speaker 1: you know it's a guy? Maybe it's in Virginia. Maybe

507
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,679
Speaker 1: maybe it's our one lister. My sister stop scream. But

508
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: then when we tailor it to her, she's like, you

509
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: get two more stars. I bought a thing on ebaby okay,

510
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: and now you know, I guess like some people, you

511
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,720
Speaker 1: buy a thing and then you leave good feedback like

512
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Speaker 1: this worked out or whatever?

513
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,240
Speaker 2: The fuck?

514
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Speaker 1: I don't you know, don't I'm not again? I mean,

515
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Speaker 1: I guess I ebaye now a lot more than I

516
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Speaker 1: ever did, and shit, but like I don't know the

517
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Speaker 1: protocols and ship. And also it's like, do you know

518
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Speaker 1: what the good review is? I give you money, Like

519
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,879
Speaker 1: that's what the money's for. That's the best review in

520
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: the world. There's been a guy in my messages who's like,

521
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: please leave me feedback, Please leave me feedback. Please leave

522
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,680
Speaker 1: me feedback. It helps the seller. If you leave feedback,

523
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: it hurts the seller. If you don't leave feedback, Please

524
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 1: leave me feedback. Please leave me feedback. Please leave me feedback.

525
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,159
Speaker 2: That's me to our listeners, please yu.

526
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: Finally I responded to this guy where I was.

527
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 2: Like, oh, now, oh, you don't know.

528
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: How I looked all over the place for this fucking

529
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: mystical feedback butt he's talking about, and ship con't find it.

530
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 1: So I said, send me a screenshot of where it is.

531
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Speaker 1: But what I'm gonna do now is I don't think

532
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: I'm going to turn the tables and just start like

533
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: making him teach me how to use Facebook.

534
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you mean ebit, Yeah.

535
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: EBay, sorry, because I also do Facebook Marketplace, of course,

536
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: but in their transactions, the moment you're dealing with this

537
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 1: rate me thing comes up where it's just like you

538
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: know right away you're getting feedback, even for the transactions

539
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 1: over eBay, I guess is differently good. You gotta wait

540
00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: till you get your thing. So now I'm just gonna

541
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,119
Speaker 1: hammer him with questions like why do good things happen

542
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: to bad people? I'm just wanting can God make a

543
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: boulder so heavy he can't lift it?

544
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: Such vallid questions.

545
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:26,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it to make them work for that feedback,

546
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 1: because then when I leave the feedback, it's gonna be

547
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:32,199
Speaker 1: like product was great, ship, it was okay. But this

548
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: motherfucker has the patience of a saint, and he taught

549
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 1: me a lot of things.

550
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: Oh he has some answers for you.

551
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: He doesn't. None of these people do.

552
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: WHOA.

553
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: I've been out there trying to find answers. Nobody got

554
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: the answer. There's only one answer that I figured out

555
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: for myself.

556
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: What Well.

557
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, we'd say Jesus, But now

558
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 1: I say Bullwinkle.

559
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 2: Amen makes me happy? Picks your hat again?

560
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 1: God? And I was fucking I know I got I'll

561
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: do it when the cameras are off. I'm gonna do

562
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: it now. I spent my life in a fucking hat

563
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: and ship you think I'm gonna take it off now

564
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: in front of these foul folks. Let me tell you

565
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: that's gonna be a live pay per view event. We're

566
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: gonna sell tickets for it, and it's gonna make five

567
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: million dollars, and it's gonna be short and people are

568
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: gonna love it. He took yeah because basically, like you're

569
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: in Turn On, it's gonna be over in five minutes.

570
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,680
Speaker 1: Me cheap. It's like a two dollars pay per view.

571
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: But who ain't gonna tune in for that? They're like,

572
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: what did he really never take his hat off? Like,

573
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 1: I don't know, I've seen I used to watch Comicbook Man.

574
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: He never wore hat on that show. But if you

575
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: sell it with a certain angle, I.

576
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 2: Think you had a point. You should see this man

577
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 2: go through an airport security because he has to take

578
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: off his hat.

579
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Speaker 1: You sometimes not all the time.

580
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Speaker 2: But then you'll hold your head so no one can

581
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Speaker 2: see your head.

582
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Speaker 1: I do. I mean, I don't know how people with

583
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: hat haad normally do it. But like once you take

584
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: your hat off and your hat stupid, like your hair

585
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: looks stupid the fuck.

586
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, can you please take

587
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,560
Speaker 2: off your hat? And you're like, I'm like.

588
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: No, I'm traveling. And also it's like I'm TSA pre proved, like.

589
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 2: That means I can wear my fucking hat.

590
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: That means I'm an American. But I did say like

591
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,200
Speaker 1: they put me through a program where like they're like

592
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: this guy checks out. I mean, I'm sure these programs

593
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: will probably be fucking killed over the course of the

594
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: next four years. But DSA pre program is pretty fucking good.

595
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: And also they make money off of it, Like they

596
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,080
Speaker 1: ain't free. It's not like sign up for free. It's

597
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: like you gotta pay.

598
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 2: You gotta pay for it.

599
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 1: And those TSA pre lines are now more full than

600
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: not the standard lines. Those lines are still pretty dampful,

601
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: but like if you fly some airlines has like United First,

602
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: so they have their own lane. Those lanes are like empty,

603
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: whereas TSA pree is very full. This is coming from

604
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Speaker 1: somebody who travels an awful lot.

605
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Speaker 2: I have a question, fire.

606
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:01,200
Speaker 1: Away, I'm here for answers, have been since the day

607
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 1: you were born.

608
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:05,959
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I'm so glad you know the day.

609
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: Well, I wonder preempting quiz that I'm sure I'm going

610
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: to be asked at one point, what was born?

611
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 2: What color are my eyes?

612
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: Brown?

613
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 2: Nice? How much do you I was? I was looking

614
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 2: it up.

615
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm curious, Oh, looking it up?

616
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:24,920
Speaker 2: Looking it up?

617
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: Said it real fast. So I thought you. I thought

618
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: you literally sounded like you were like I was licking

619
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 1: it up. What what are we talking about? What?

620
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 2: Looking it up? Because I was curious how much flights

621
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 2: are from here to Japan? What do you think the

622
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: cost is?

623
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: How much do you think of a father's love? Because

624
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't have money right now? And Americans

625
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 1: aren't really talking about Americans are welcome abroad at this.

626
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:55,680
Speaker 2: A few months down the line, maybe see.

627
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: Some fucking cat cafe or some says ship Cat Island

628
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: or bunny Land. It's a catter bunny reason.

629
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: Maybe there is a bunny Island, but more importantly, there

630
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 2: is Disneyland.

631
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Speaker 1: I would actually, you know, honestly, like, I mean, this

632
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: is gonna sound now. We sound like those rich people

633
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: in the twenties that would have a morning radio show.

634
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh, we went to the opera last

635
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 1: night and this sounds first world, but I would. I

636
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 1: just saw a video recently of fucking the Winnie the

637
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: Pooh ride in Tokyo.

638
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah you saw video though.

639
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: Fucking nuts, and you didn't hit me up because I

640
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: assumed you as a Disney fan. Well, but they taught

641
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 1: me something I didn't know inas much as like you

642
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: look at it and you're like, wow, this is a

643
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: it's a dark ride where it's autonomous, so it's kind

644
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: of like the Mickey Run Nothing Now awesome. It's like

645
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: that where the cars aren't on a track, they just

646
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: kind of you know, drone around or whatever. The fuck.

647
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, this must have been made after

648
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 1: your Disney put in their Winnie the Pooh ride, because

649
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: the Winnie the Pooh Ride is cute, but it's very

650
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 1: like not animatronic figures, just statues that move up and

651
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 1: down and you know, twist and ship like that. But

652
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,080
Speaker 1: you look at this fucking Winnie the Pooh ride in Tokyo,

653
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: who's like moving his mouth and fucking like ying his

654
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: shoes like toll on pants. He's They've made me so

655
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: so articulate, I can finally pull on pants. It is crazy.

656
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: And then they showed like rabbit being blown away on

657
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Speaker 1: the blustery day, and every part of them is moving.

658
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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So I saw our video and I was like, you know,

660
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: normally I'm not I'm not. I don't like to travel,

661
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,760
Speaker 1: but I'm forced to for work. But I was like, well,

662
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,719
Speaker 1: that's the reason to go back to Japan. Bro.

663
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 2: You haven't even seen nothing yet. They have. They have

664
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: Tokyo Disney C, which is a whole other theme park

665
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,040
Speaker 2: like Disney California Adventures.

666
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: C Sea, so it's underwater, it's.

667
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: Under surrounded by water. They have a Journey to the

668
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 2: Center of the Earth ride which you go through like

669
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: a volcano. It's amazing. They have a whole like Little

670
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: Mermaid experience.

671
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 1: Why don't we have any of this here in America?

672
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: I asked myself that all the time.

673
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 1: Wow, I mean, so should we go? I would yes.

674
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 1: The short answer is yes. They also have a long

675
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: answer is not for a while.

676
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. I guess how much a first class ticket

677
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: is did.

678
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,680
Speaker 1: Japan first class? Yes?

679
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, that's it's less than that. But

680
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: how much it's like eight thousand dollars.

681
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: Round trip a round trip. Because I have seen plane

682
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: tickets like I remember when they flew us to like

683
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: can back in the day, and like tickets were very expensive.

684
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 2: I haven't left the country in a minute, and it's

685
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 2: now that's I gotta go.

686
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: Well, yes and no, like there used to be like, well,

687
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: let me just go to Canada right now. The American

688
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: profile and not too high in Canada either.

689
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 2: I get it. And that's fair. Yeah, and that's fair.

690
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: I think you have to read about these places for

691
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 1: a while until until uh, cooler heads prevailable. I don't

692
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: know how to put it, but put.

693
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 2: The San Rio theme Park.

694
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: Also they also have that. Yeah, and there's a bunny Island.

695
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 2: Yes, there's all these amazing things just waiting for me

696
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 2: over there.

697
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: I just got.

698
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: I just got.

699
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 1: Also, so what.

700
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: What's oh?

701
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:05,719
Speaker 1: Tell me no work for it? Yes, you can't. Just

702
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: your generation just expects the answers to be handed.

703
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 2: I don't want to be wrong.

704
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,359
Speaker 1: You know the problem is your generation never had to think,

705
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 1: because you could always be like godzilla.

706
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 2: Hey, that came straight out my head.

707
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: It did. I was impressed. I was sitting there going

708
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: like and naturally I turned it into a compliment to myself,

709
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: where I was like, I'm a good dad.

710
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's throw a stupid generation.

711
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: Fucking dumb generation. But still my kid's brighter than that.

712
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 1: Let's just stop for a second to appreciate and point

713
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: out because we have a good time on the show.

714
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: But like this is serious. That fix for the Rocky

715
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: check piece of art is brilliant.

716
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: I'm happy for you.

717
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 1: And it's not even like only a rich man could

718
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: do that. You could. All you have to do is

719
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: find an animator, find somebody who can paint on a cell.

720
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:01,279
Speaker 2: That is true, you know what I'm saying.

721
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: Very smart if you're not about the antiquity of it all,

722
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 1: and if you're not mass producing it. Again, I ain't

723
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,759
Speaker 1: making this to go fucking selling street corners. It's gonna

724
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: be hanging up in my fucking house with a Clerks

725
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: check in it, like the check I sent to Sundance.

726
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Rocky the Flying Squirrel is going to be holding the Sundance.

727
00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 4: Mind blow right, That's like that is like fucking His

728
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 4: name is Milton Hershey, and he will put a check

729
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 4: in the hands of Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

730
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: But for now he's said that he lost the eBay

731
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 1: auction because I.

732
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 2: Really was you were you were really bombed.

733
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: Which could be a good sign I'm trying to fucking

734
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: figure this out. Could be a good sign that all,

735
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: obviously all is not right in the world, but things

736
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: are okay enough in my world where my biggest concern

737
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 1: wasn't like I've lost a loved one to a fire

738
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: or oh my god, there's an asteroid hurtling at us.

739
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,760
Speaker 1: I was like, I lost that fucking auction.

740
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: Your life's pretty fire, pretty good, not bad.

741
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: I should shut up and just enjoy it. That's why

742
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,439
Speaker 1: I don't go online and say anything, because then people

743
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 1: be like, your fucking life is good, and they're not wrong.

744
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 2: I mean, your life is pretty it is pretty fantastic.

745
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 2: Look at you, Look at you.

746
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: This is what they do on the fucking show On

747
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,959
Speaker 1: the Food That Built America. They'll you know, his name

748
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: is Robert Kraft, and he's gonna invent the fucking cheese

749
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,920
Speaker 1: that makes us all that. So he'll say something and

750
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: be like, perhaps cheese, and then the actors to stand

751
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: there for a good fifteen to thirty seconds, just as

752
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: the camera pans around him or Dolly's back and forth,

753
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 1: because Campbell Scott, the narrator, is gonna be fucking saying

754
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: like his name is Robert Kraft, and he will build

755
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 1: a all this shit over him. But the job in

756
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: this instance is to say a line and then act,

757
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: but don't say anything, just stand there and act.

758
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 2: Wow. That's that's tough.

759
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: That's that's its own unique fucking skill set, like the

760
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:15,720
Speaker 1: same way people like Broadway actors, you know, act on Broadway,

761
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: like acting for the movies and ship like that, acting

762
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: for the for the that Built series. That's the term

763
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: of art I found out yesterday. It's called the that

764
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,879
Speaker 1: build a verse. Oh acted that kind of actor as

765
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: my utmost fucking respect right now? Oh yeah, oh yeah,

766
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: I could be that guy. But I'm in SAG, which

767
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: is weird because I don't talk in movies.

768
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 2: Mm hm oh yeah. So you couldn't do it well,

769
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,799
Speaker 2: but you were still involved. You still got to do it. Wait, also,

770
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: what I.

771
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 1: Got to do it? I got to be interviewed as me,

772
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: but I talked about I want to be on camera.

773
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 1: I want to play Milton hershey his name is because

774
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 1: I could do this ship.

775
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:01,480
Speaker 2: I would love to see how it read. Oh please,

776
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 2: I'd love to see it.

777
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 1: I could be like an old timey Titan. That was

778
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 1: another one the Titans that built America. His name was

779
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: Pierre DuPont. Do you know what he did? No, created

780
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 1: General Motors, also created a lot of fucking armaments for

781
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 1: World War One, and then after war he was basically

782
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 1: Tony Stark, like, he creates weaponry for World War One,

783
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 1: that's how it gets rich. And then after the war

784
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:23,720
Speaker 1: he's like, all right, never doing that again, man, profiting

785
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: on human misery, No fucking way. And he creates General

786
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,920
Speaker 1: Motors and shit. But then World War two breaks out

787
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,320
Speaker 1: in FDR is like, I need you to build fucking

788
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 1: war machines and shit like that. I need everybody to

789
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 1: do what they were good at and shit, and people

790
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 1: that owned factories weren't. Like the government took him over

791
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: and just like this is needed for the war effort.

792
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: We're building planes here, now we're building parachutes and all

793
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: this shit. So this motherfucker. They were clever motherfuckers like Milton.

794
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: His name was Milton Hershey. Milton Hershey goes to the

795
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 1: government because the government's like, we got to take all

796
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 1: this over, you know, to build whatever the fuck for

797
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: the war effort. Milton Hershey's like, you know what you

798
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: want to put in the ration kits for all the

799
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 1: soldiers travels well, doesn't spoil our Hershey Bars. And so

800
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: the US government goes, oh, all right, yeah, he's got

801
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: a point. So number one, they have a government contract

802
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: for buying all these hrshey Bars that are going into

803
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: kits that are going over seasonship. But he doesn't have

804
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: to shut down his fucking plan. So all throughout the

805
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:23,360
Speaker 1: war he's still megan chocolate, fucking chocolate. And when you

806
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: come back from World War Two and you survived, you

807
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: were like, we were fighting fucking Nazis, Like we were

808
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,799
Speaker 1: fighting the ultimate fucking evil. On every day, I could

809
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: have been fucking killed, and the only joy in my

810
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:39,920
Speaker 1: bleak world was opening up my ration kit and eating

811
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: that Hershey bar or eating a bag of M and ms. Yes,

812
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: Eminem's existed during World War two, and Mars, the Mars

813
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,719
Speaker 1: Company did the same thing Hershey did. They were like, well,

814
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: you don't want to shut us down because Eminem's travel

815
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: real well, and we could put them in packs and

816
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 1: they can go over seats. It's a cheap form of

817
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: energy while you're in the field, and show like that.

818
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: So when you come back from World War two and

819
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: you've survived and you've defeated the fucking Nazis, the most horrible,

820
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: fucking human beings that ever existed. Good triumps over fucking evil.

821
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,719
Speaker 1: Your memories of being alive are tied to things like

822
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,799
Speaker 1: what you had on you when you almost died. My

823
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: friend had his head blown off right next to me.

824
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 1: We were sharing a hershey Bar together. You come home

825
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: with that, not just the fight, Like hershey Bar doesn't

826
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: just taste good to you. It tastes like fucking freedom.

827
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: It tastes like everything you fucking fought for. So you

828
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: come home and like you are brand loyal forever, like

829
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,400
Speaker 1: I love hershey Bars, and your kids eat hershey Bars,

830
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,399
Speaker 1: and then fucking you know people you're talking to people about,

831
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: Oh I love hershey Bars. People like hershey Bar. I

832
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,439
Speaker 1: haven't thought about it in a while. And after World

833
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:51,680
Speaker 1: War Two, sales explode on everything that soldiers took over

834
00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:53,919
Speaker 1: and had in their mess kids or had in their

835
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: their provisions during the war. So many industries are built

836
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: on the back of World War Two, and there's like

837
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: innovations and science and ship like it's it's incredible. Damn

838
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: I know you didn't.

839
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 2: She got real real fast, you know.

840
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: But it's like, right, now it's just easier to watch

841
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:19,799
Speaker 1: ship about what used to happen in America. Don't you

842
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,799
Speaker 1: have a quiz? Oh?

843
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you were in Austin's dream last night.

844
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 1: Why do you want to know? I do? Did he

845
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: wake you up?

846
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:37,120
Speaker 2: Yeah? He was like Harley, Harley, yeah, Harley Hi, he

847
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 2: snor is so crazy. Yeah, he snorts through his mouth

848
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 2: and he's crazy and he's like literally like that and

849
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,839
Speaker 2: it's crazy. And I'm always trying to film it because

850
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, you don't understand. But yeah, you were

851
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 2: in his dream last night. He asked me to tell you.

852
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Did you say what happened?

853
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:04,319
Speaker 2: Yeah? The current president. This is why I didn't want

854
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 2: to bring it up, because I don't want to bring

855
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: off this man. The current president was running for a

856
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,080
Speaker 2: third term, and you were like, I, I'm not going

857
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 2: to have it. So you decided to run for president

858
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: and you beat him, and you.

859
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: Were Austin's dreams. I ran for president and beat Donald Trump. Yes,

860
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: to stop the third term.

861
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: That's what's in Austin's deep subconscious mind.

862
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: I think I could pull that off.

863
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,399
Speaker 2: But then I was thinking, and I was like, if

864
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 2: you were president, I want I think things would be

865
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 2: going pretty well.

866
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: That's smart enough to be president. But I think I

867
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: would try smart people, and I would hire very smart

868
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: people and show like that.

869
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 2: I think you don't give yourself enough credit.

870
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,240
Speaker 1: For what I think I give myself too much credit.

871
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: I think I'm living off this clerkship for a long time.

872
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you downplay how how knowledgeable you are about

873
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 2: like government and politics and stuff.

874
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't downplay as much as I'm just not that interested.

875
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 1: Now I have to pay more attention than I ever

876
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 1: did historically, a lot.

877
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 2: You know, a lot, And I do think you could

878
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: be president. No way, no way man as in his

879
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 2: deep subconscious.

880
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: So weird to think that, like at his most vulnerable.

881
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 2: You are the president.

882
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm living rent free and even in his dreams

883
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 1: and ship.

884
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

885
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 1: I don't know if that communicates whether I was a

886
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 1: good or bad director, you know what I'm saying, Like

887
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know Shelley Duvall fucking drama about Stanley Kubrick,

888
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: but not in a positive way, like oh my god,

889
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: I dreamt I was still making the Shining.

890
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:52,760
Speaker 2: So sad.

891
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why Austin woke up. Andy's like, I'm not

892
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: rightan David. Oh, thank god he got it. So it's

893
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: just another dream.

894
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you just have. You've had a big impact.

895
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: On it on Austin. Yeah, I would say, so I

896
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 1: had a daughter.

897
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a daughter.

898
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,680
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, and then he had her. But

899
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,919
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But regardless, yeah you had.

900
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,360
Speaker 2: You had a very big impact on him, even.

901
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: Before you start talking about like and action.

902
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:35,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you're my dad.

903
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:40,879
Speaker 1: I am you are Wait a second, I am your dad.

904
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: Thank god he's not the one that was like Clerks

905
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 2: really changed my life?

906
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: What did you say when the person said that? And

907
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 1: again when a stranger says it fine, but like, this

908
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: is somebody who's in your life you have to see

909
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: on a regular basis.

910
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:57,320
Speaker 2: Somebody in my life says that it's different because I'm like, oh, fuck,

911
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 2: really you too?

912
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: You like not you too? And what is the about?

913
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: It just makes me very distrusting, Like, oh, you're not

914
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 2: in my life for the right reasons?

915
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,319
Speaker 1: Is that right?

916
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: You're in my life to get to someone else? Can

917
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 2: because that has happened anytime.

918
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: Like co exist and not necessarily add up to that equation.

919
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: Can't somebody like you? But then also like what I've

920
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: done without that being That's the thing.

921
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 2: Though, is how do I know? It makes me distrusting?

922
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: So how how can I trust? How can I trust

923
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 2: that you are genuinely there for me?

924
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: You have you people?

925
00:47:44,200 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 2: You know?

926
00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,800
Speaker 1: Are you talking about that at these people?

927
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: These people?

928
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 1: How do I know?

929
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 2: How do I know? How am I supposed to know?

930
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: Saying it like Whitney? How do I know?

931
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 2: How do I know?

932
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 1: If you gotta keep going think of me. I'm trying

933
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: to phone to Shuck. Can't be falling in love? Soup

934
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: bit sweet? I'm asking you if you know about I

935
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 1: can't believe I know this many lyrics to that song.

936
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,360
Speaker 1: I can because I'm a Whitney houstonologist. Yes, I know

937
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 1: a lot more about when she's from New Jersey.

938
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 2: Well, there you go.

939
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: We look out for our own. We're both part of

940
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: the New Jersey Hall of Fame, which you were born

941
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,879
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, so technically you could also become part

942
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: of it.

943
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, could.

944
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: You imagine like we're inducting you because of that song

945
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,600
Speaker 1: you sang star Hey?

946
00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:49,920
Speaker 2: Why is that such a crazy notion? Maybe?

947
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,680
Speaker 1: Oh yes, if this was happening in the future, perhaps yes,

948
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: But like, if it was happening today, I'd be like,

949
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:56,560
Speaker 1: you should be suspicious of that.

950
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 2: Really, Oh, they're going to be like, we're going to

951
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 2: induct you into the Hall of Fame because your dad.

952
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: Made Can you get your dad.

953
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: A really big impass?

954
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 1: So what if it's somebody like what about Austin? So

955
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: what if Austin's like your dads were cool?

956
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, Austin didn't know. I wasn't familiar with

957
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 2: your work before, Right, it makes him safe. Yeah, And

958
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,880
Speaker 2: now of course he's seen stuff and he and he

959
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 2: loves it. But he when I met him, he wasn't like.

960
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: What you're saying is he was an idiot. Now he

961
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: has common sense.

962
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's exactly what I'm saying.

963
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a little outside our demographic.

964
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 2: In the same night, this guy also brought up Dogma.

965
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: The guy going back to the guy who said I

966
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: like your dad, yes, brought up Dogma. Yes coming soon.

967
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: That's what I said, because him and nobody.

968
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: Knows what what did he? What did this person say

969
00:49:59,080 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: about the.

970
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,960
Speaker 2: That also had a really big impact this person age.

971
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 1: Why why would you know? I guess like I like

972
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: rock and bowl Winkle and that pre exists me.

973
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 2: This person started written a college paper on tusk.

974
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: I made all three of those movies.

975
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,439
Speaker 2: You had a big impact on this man.

976
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: Wow, ok ay, and so did this. This wasn't like

977
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: this is something that didn't out until later orred you

978
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: tell you on day one.

979
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 2: He told me on day one about about the Tusk paper.

980
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, that's your dad. I wrote

981
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,719
Speaker 1: a paper on tusk.

982
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 2: He knew that it was just bad, but.

983
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 1: Never went further, like fucking clerks.

984
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:50,120
Speaker 2: Never never dropped the clerk exchange my life because I

985
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 2: get in mind. No, I think I I think I

986
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 2: actually said get in line because because uh, the amount

987
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 2: of people who have said clerk change their life. You're

988
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 2: you're just lining up, buddy, you hold my beard. I

989
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 2: was going to say, just hold my beer.

990
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 4: Guy.

991
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: For I love hearing it naturally.

992
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,719
Speaker 2: I mean, I love hearing it from other people that

993
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 2: you've made like a huge impact on them. But when

994
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 2: I'm like with a close friend, I'm not expecting it

995
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: from I'm like, oh, okay, he's.

996
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Like, your father also had a huge impact on me.

997
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 2: Like fuck, When other people.

998
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: Say, does it change the dynamic of the relationship going further,

999
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: going forward.

1000
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 2: I did ask, do.

1001
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 1: You not come around anymore? Please?

1002
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,400
Speaker 2: I did ask, do you only like me? Because my

1003
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,320
Speaker 2: dad serious?

1004
00:51:44,719 --> 00:51:45,640
Speaker 1: You put it on Front Street?

1005
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,759
Speaker 2: I did put it on Front Street, and he of

1006
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:50,880
Speaker 2: course said no, But also was he gonna say?

1007
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: I remember? That is an awkward conversation I have because

1008
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,280
Speaker 1: I always used to have that conversation with my friends

1009
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 1: in high school? Are you friends with me because of

1010
00:51:58,880 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: my dad?

1011
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 2: Hey?

1012
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we want the mail to come a

1013
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: lot fucking fast.

1014
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 2: You're joking, budd, It's real, It's it's uh, it's weird.

1015
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 2: I've lost friends because I found out they were just

1016
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 2: using me.

1017
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:13,719
Speaker 1: To get to me.

1018
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm. Kevin Smith one bitch in particular.

1019
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,839
Speaker 1: You know who? Why on earth do you think that

1020
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:24,000
Speaker 1: people see me as a conduit to success. I'm the

1021
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: other guy. I'm where you go when your career is

1022
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,479
Speaker 1: winding down.

1023
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: That is not true. Oh yeah, that is not true.

1024
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,919
Speaker 1: You know you're on your way, like I stop. Who

1025
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: did I meet with when we were putting the movie together,

1026
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: when we thought we were making it until fucking it

1027
00:52:42,239 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: all fell apart? I met with an actor and this

1028
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,720
Speaker 1: actor has been in a bunch of things. Young actor

1029
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 1: like maybe older than you, but way younger than me,

1030
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,840
Speaker 1: and a lot of mainstream franchises in a very popular

1031
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:09,160
Speaker 1: streaming show and stuff. And one of the first things

1032
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: out of my mouth was it's like, why are you

1033
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,560
Speaker 1: being punished? And she and the actor was like, what

1034
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,879
Speaker 1: do you mean? And I was like, why you're doing

1035
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: good in your career? Why did they send you to

1036
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 1: meet me? Like I'm who you meet on your way

1037
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: out the door.

1038
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: You gotta not feel that way about yourself. But it

1039
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: takes me sad. It makes me.

1040
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,719
Speaker 1: Sad one's place and that's not.

1041
00:53:34,719 --> 00:53:36,959
Speaker 2: Your place, And it makes me sad that you think

1042
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 2: that not me.

1043
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:42,399
Speaker 1: Keeps me humble. Yeah, but it's like never getting rich,

1044
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 1: like having enough money to be comfortable and ship. But

1045
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:46,319
Speaker 1: I never got rich, so I always had to keep

1046
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,919
Speaker 1: like working. Like you know, people are like, man, he's

1047
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: fucking full of himself. He worked. He looks to do

1048
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 1: a lot of things literally, because I fucking live hand

1049
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: in mouth. Every time you see me doing a thing.

1050
00:53:57,360 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: It's not like there's always a check attached to it.

1051
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: But I do so many things because I don't have

1052
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:05,080
Speaker 1: a job job, and I'm not fucking independently wealthy and

1053
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: fucking you know, a lot of people assume that, like, hey, me,

1054
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: you sold clerks, like yeah, fucking thirty one years ago

1055
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,920
Speaker 1: and for like two hundred thousand dollars, Like it's not

1056
00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,360
Speaker 1: like fucking you know, oh my god, he's set for

1057
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: life and shit like that. So I work like I

1058
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 1: have to work all the time. That's why I'm always

1059
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:25,799
Speaker 1: kind of fucking out there. And shit, why am I

1060
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: saying this? How did this come up?

1061
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 2: Because you were being self deprecating?

1062
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so because I'm always fucking working. I know

1063
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 1: what my value is and stuff like, and I've got

1064
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,400
Speaker 1: no problem with that. And the older I get, the

1065
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: fucking less attractive my brand is right Like, fucking I

1066
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: age out and hopefully the audience stays with me for

1067
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:48,839
Speaker 1: the rest of the ride. But if they don't, it's

1068
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 1: been a really fucking fantastic run until then.

1069
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:55,080
Speaker 2: This is getting very sad. This is making me very upset.

1070
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:58,319
Speaker 2: Why Because I wish that you saw yourself the way

1071
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 2: that so many other people do.

1072
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: I think that I'm trying to you know, I've been

1073
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: analyzing over and over why Rocky and Bullwinkle now and

1074
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 1: or again because I was into Rocky and Bullwinkle when

1075
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,440
Speaker 1: I was younger. I think it might have something to

1076
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: do with like watching or looking at something that I

1077
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 1: can identify with, Like I never made a cartoon as

1078
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 1: brilliant as Rocky and bowl Winkle and Ship, but like

1079
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 1: Jay Ward, I've had my own thing going on so

1080
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: much so that you know, not only did I make

1081
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 1: a thing, but I got a store that's centered around

1082
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: fake characters from that thing, just like fucking the Dudley

1083
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: do Rite Emporium and stuff, and you know, recently in

1084
00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:46,080
Speaker 1: my you know, kind of reconnecting with Rocky and bowl Winkle,

1085
00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: like I've now had time to look at what I've missed.

1086
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,319
Speaker 1: And the closing of the Dudley do Rite Emporium, I

1087
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,840
Speaker 1: saw it as I was driving by. I was like,

1088
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's closed. But you know, if I

1089
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: was like an active fan at that point, like I

1090
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: would have went in and bought fucking everything and shit.

1091
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 1: So I'm doing a lot of like reading online about

1092
00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:07,439
Speaker 1: the last days and fucking people putting up like oh,

1093
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: I went, these are the pictures I took and shit

1094
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: like that, And I think I think it's important that

1095
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 1: I see how things and like at one point, jay

1096
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:26,960
Speaker 1: Ward Productions shut down Sunset Boulevard nineteen sixty one to

1097
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:30,600
Speaker 1: put up that statue. They had a bullwinkled day fair,

1098
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:35,360
Speaker 1: closed down five streets, including right on Sunset and you

1099
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: know you fucking there's band plane and shit like that,

1100
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: all to put up this statue. Nobody knows that anymore

1101
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,920
Speaker 1: except me and a handful of people, and shit that

1102
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:50,480
Speaker 1: doesn't matter anymore. Like that statue still exists. You can

1103
00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: drive past the bow Winkle statue. It's moved locations. But

1104
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 1: like jay Ward and all his friends like stomped on

1105
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,920
Speaker 1: the terror and they had their time, and then that

1106
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 1: time ends. And so I think it's important for me

1107
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 1: to look at this shit because I'm like, oh, that's

1108
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: one day. That's me, Like one day the stash will close.

1109
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: Like it's amazing we've been open for as long as

1110
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 1: we've been open. I think we're year twenty eight now,

1111
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,480
Speaker 1: and there's a part of me that desperately wants to

1112
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: make it another nine years so we can get to

1113
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: thirty seven, because what a great punchline that will be.

1114
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: But only while I'm alive, because when I'm dead, ain't

1115
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,400
Speaker 1: nobody gonna remember, Like fucking they were open for thirty

1116
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: seven years. People who would care about that information will

1117
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:37,840
Speaker 1: also die like me, So seeing what happens to something

1118
00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: that was way more popular than I ever was, like

1119
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:46,040
Speaker 1: all that shit was main fucking stream. They were on NBC, ABC,

1120
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: fucking Bowl and Glader goddamn balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving

1121
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,520
Speaker 1: Day parade. But all things end, you know what I'm saying,

1122
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: And so looking at this stuff, and I think it

1123
00:57:58,080 --> 00:58:02,520
Speaker 1: has something to do with understand it that. You know,

1124
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about my life, but I'm talking about,

1125
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: like how many years do I get out of this?

1126
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: Like it has been thirty one years, sooner or later

1127
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 1: it ends, it has to maybe I end first, no,

1128
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: or maybe it ends, but it stops. And the thing

1129
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: that I've spent an inordinate amount of my life doing,

1130
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: which is Kevin Smith, Like I go back to doing

1131
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: it just because I'm Kevin Smith, not because I can

1132
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:37,320
Speaker 1: make money off of being Kevin Smith. And I think

1133
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: it's some form of like the Buddhist you know, being

1134
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 1: a Buddhist is about preparing your entire life to have

1135
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: a good depth. That's it. It's basically about preparing for

1136
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: the final transition so that when you die, it's calm,

1137
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:53,000
Speaker 1: peaceful and it's not chaotic, and because you're passing into

1138
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 1: you know, another existence, and so forth and so on.

1139
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: I think this is a Buddhist version of understanding that

1140
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:03,240
Speaker 1: one day, and I understand every day on a regular basis,

1141
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: like it becomes more and more clear that my heyday

1142
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: is over, and I'm not like alarmed by that. Like

1143
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: I had my moment I stomped on the terror, I

1144
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: closed down Sunset Boulevard, so to speak. Many times over

1145
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: the course of my career and stuff. You know, fucking

1146
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: when we did the Dave's laser signing in the valley

1147
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,680
Speaker 1: back in the day, fucking news showed up because thousands

1148
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,520
Speaker 1: of people showed to get a Dogma copy signed, and

1149
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,320
Speaker 1: the news came in and were like, who are you?

1150
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,600
Speaker 1: Like I had all that, all those moments, and they

1151
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 1: were great. But even people like Tom Hanks, who's had

1152
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: ten thousand times the amount of moments that I've had,

1153
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,959
Speaker 1: at a certain point nobody remembers, like all the people

1154
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: who would have given a shit pass and other things

1155
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 1: become far more important than life. And so for the

1156
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: longest time, throughout most of my career, I've lived with

1157
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: my head up my ass thinking that everybody felt the

1158
00:59:58,200 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 1: way I felt and that we're all on my journey.

1159
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 1: But I'm just on my journey, and for a while

1160
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:07,240
Speaker 1: it was fucking magical, and I can It's not like

1161
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 1: it's over now, but like I think, part of the

1162
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,680
Speaker 1: Rocky and Bowlenkle thing at now, at this point in

1163
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: my life, is about understanding that everything has its time

1164
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: and I keep it going. I know who I am,

1165
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: and I know what I'm capeb love, and I know

1166
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: I can fucking you know, fucking hey, there's this Jane's

1167
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 1: Alibab meat Archie book coming out. Fucking interest is up

1168
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: a little bit and keep people, keep it alive. But

1169
01:00:32,040 --> 01:00:34,720
Speaker 1: you know, it's not like if I ever make another

1170
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 1: one of these is gonna make fucking more money than

1171
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:37,520
Speaker 1: the other ones.

1172
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 2: Did.

1173
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 1: I mean now, the business being what it is like,

1174
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:44,320
Speaker 1: it's amazing anything gets fucking made. So I think it's

1175
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: I think it's that. I think it's about growing up.

1176
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: I think because my adolescence has been prolonged for thirty years,

1177
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: thirty one years, I have entitlements that aren't like, hey man,

1178
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: I expect fucking things to be done for me because

1179
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 1: I'm Kevin Smith, but I have entitlements as much as like,

1180
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: oh well, this is what I always do, so I

1181
01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: will keep doing that. Why would I stop? And sometimes

1182
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: you don't get the choice. My whole career has been

1183
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: about trying to make it so that I get to

1184
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: choose when it ends that I go out on my terms.

1185
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: That like, nobody could ever stop me from self expressing

1186
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 1: or making my art. But that's a young person's game.

1187
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: The older one gets I guess harder to accomplish and stuff.

1188
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: So I think if I could really bring everybody down,

1189
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: that's why I like Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's teaching me

1190
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: how to accept my own demise, both professionally and personally.

1191
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: One day, I think that's my Buddhist track. That makes sense.

1192
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to cry and give you a hug,

1193
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,000
Speaker 2: but yeah it's okay.

1194
01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like things ending and death

1195
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: and blah blah blah. Most people are against them, but

1196
01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: Americans are very particularly against them, because it's like no

1197
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,440
Speaker 1: prosperity and we move forward and like bigger and better,

1198
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: and that's easy to believe in your youth. And those

1199
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: are the tenets by which you live your life, but

1200
01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 1: the older you get, the more you realize. Particularly my case,

1201
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: and like I've always known I was blessed and fortunate,

1202
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 1: and I never took that for granted, But now even

1203
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: more so, I'm like, the fucking chances that any of

1204
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:24,440
Speaker 1: this came to pass are fucking infinitesmal. And yet somehow

1205
01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:28,640
Speaker 1: the universe threaded that needle for you could just be

1206
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:33,959
Speaker 1: that professionally speaking, as good as it ever got has

1207
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: definitely passed. Now I can ameliorate like a thousand different ways,

1208
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,800
Speaker 1: be like but now I do this, now I do this,

1209
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 1: now I do this and stuff. But perhaps it's all

1210
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 1: diminishing returns at a certain point, because you know, people

1211
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:50,400
Speaker 1: are like, well, I mean these people do this. I'd

1212
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: much rather watch this, I'd much rather listen to this,

1213
01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: And I'm okay with that, man, Like I'm not like,

1214
01:02:57,320 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: oh fuck, and I'm not raging at the dying light.

1215
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm not like one of these fucking people who are like,

1216
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:07,080
Speaker 1: make it the way it used to be. I don't know.

1217
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,920
Speaker 1: I understand like I made something cool happen, and I

1218
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 1: had a lot of fucking help and the universe was

1219
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 1: on my side and everything worked out if I'd done

1220
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,000
Speaker 1: a year before a year after, nothing would have happen

1221
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:20,880
Speaker 1: and stuff. And I've been able to make it go

1222
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:24,840
Speaker 1: for three fucking decades. So the day that it stops,

1223
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready to be like, I get it

1224
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:30,320
Speaker 1: so long and thanks for all the fish. I think

1225
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 1: I can make, as the Buddhist say, a good death

1226
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,280
Speaker 1: of it, so to speak, both professionally and personally. And

1227
01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:40,640
Speaker 1: I think that's the key. So much of our time,

1228
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 1: our subconscious time, is spent worrying about the end. I

1229
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 1: don't worry about it so much anymore.

1230
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a really beautiful self reflection, I think.

1231
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,479
Speaker 1: So I do Is it worth writing that with somebody?

1232
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,560
Speaker 1: Buy that in a book? See? Isn't that? That's the

1233
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 1: real shame of me is that at the end of

1234
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:01,320
Speaker 1: the day, every original thing that I have now goes

1235
01:04:01,360 --> 01:04:03,920
Speaker 1: towards my industry. Like I used to just be a

1236
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 1: person that would have beautiful thoughts and they would just

1237
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: be that. But the moment I hear like that's valuable,

1238
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 1: valuable things could be sold, and instantly I think, if

1239
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,840
Speaker 1: it's not worth saying out loud unless there's some way

1240
01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: for me to turn that into a thing.

1241
01:04:21,160 --> 01:04:26,360
Speaker 2: That it's pretty interesting. I don't know what to say

1242
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 2: about that one.

1243
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:31,000
Speaker 1: Well, that came from podcasting. Here's the podcasting, Like I

1244
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: still do it with you where I'm like, well, don't

1245
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,800
Speaker 1: talk that. Wait until where I'm like that does happen.

1246
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:38,800
Speaker 1: The show went a lot of interesting places today. Sure

1247
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:39,880
Speaker 1: you don't want to do your quiz.

1248
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,640
Speaker 2: The show went a lot of interesting places.

1249
01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:45,800
Speaker 1: It's a very existential show, you know.

1250
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 2: I think I think the quiz can wait. I think

1251
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:54,320
Speaker 2: I think that was I'm very I'm very proud of you.

1252
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you.

1253
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 1: The show would end and be like, bro, it's a

1254
01:04:59,120 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 1: comedy show.

1255
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm very proud. I'm gonna cry, are you?

1256
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 1: But I can't. And you've got a thing to do

1257
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: after this. You gotta learn to schedule this ship differently.

1258
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:15,560
Speaker 1: I go ahead, man, that's how we sell tickets. She's crying.

1259
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: Her name was Hartley Quinn Smith, and she was moved

1260
01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: by her father's reflection.

1261
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:26,440
Speaker 2: It's just I don't know, I'm just I feel like

1262
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:31,080
Speaker 2: you look a lot more in word now than.

1263
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 1: You used to since I went crazy.

1264
01:05:33,200 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like very nice to see you dig that.

1265
01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very touching that makes me happy. Man, I'm

1266
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: getting a reaction out of you. A good reaction is

1267
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 1: paramount to me, Like I care about your opinion, Like

1268
01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:54,160
Speaker 1: I think you're cool, not just because you're my kid,

1269
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: but I'm like, well, she knows what's up and she

1270
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: got a good head on her shoulders. So you sang

1271
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 1: that like would have more impact than momily saying it,

1272
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,200
Speaker 1: because Momay has to say nice things about me at

1273
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,920
Speaker 1: all times. But you sang it. It's like, well you

1274
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 1: don't have to because you're the chick who has to

1275
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,440
Speaker 1: deal with people. Were like fucking love clerks, and you're like,

1276
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:12,920
Speaker 1: I know.

1277
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,880
Speaker 2: So for you to be like, amen, you're doing good,

1278
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you.

1279
01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 1: Well, you're one of the smartest people I know, because

1280
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:25,880
Speaker 1: you know you want. You've been in therapy for years,

1281
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,439
Speaker 1: so you get it. You understand why. Yah. Yeah, You've

1282
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: done the work and continue to do the work and shit,

1283
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 1: so being seen by somebody like you makes a difference.

1284
01:06:36,680 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: So thank you for that, because for a while there

1285
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,480
Speaker 1: I was like, Jesus, we should cut all of this out.

1286
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 2: No, it's really it's really beautiful to hear you talk

1287
01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 2: that way.

1288
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:59,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. A weepy girl in her dad. That's what

1289
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,160
Speaker 1: bears stickless me is.

1290
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 2: It took me so long to do my makeup.

1291
01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: I was even trying kids before she loses it all.

1292
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: We should get out of here. There's a bear the

1293
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:19,560
Speaker 1: stickless me for this week. Man for Beardless stickless Me

1294
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:23,919
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith. We still have to do an after show

1295
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,240
Speaker 1: trying to save you. Oh, I'm seeing it. Good thing.

1296
01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:31,040
Speaker 1: We got a great shot on you. That's gonna be

1297
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:36,600
Speaker 1: the thumbnail. Oh god, the agony. I don't like people

1298
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,120
Speaker 1: tune in. They'll be like, why the fuck is she

1299
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:40,160
Speaker 1: so upset and then they find out like, oh, it's

1300
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:45,560
Speaker 1: because she loves her dad. This world thrives on rage.

1301
01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:48,320
Speaker 1: We're not giving them enough rage. Next episode we'll tell

1302
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: you about all things piss us off. Yeah, no, I

1303
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:55,000
Speaker 1: can't do it. Nothing really pisses me off that much

1304
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,880
Speaker 1: because I can always see like some fucking positive side

1305
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Speaker 1: or again, like fucking bitch about things. Don't make things better.

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Speaker 1: Just go make art, kids, Go make art, make yourselfs happy,

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Speaker 1: but don't make somebody unhappy in the process. Fuck, there

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Speaker 1: it is, there's your beardless stickles me, stickles Kevin Smith.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. This has been a podcast production some podcast

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Speaker 1: Hey kids, did you like what you just heard? Well,

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