[00:00:00] I always wanted to see Deadsy. Does anybody know if they're still together? [00:00:03] Deadsy? Oh my god. Isn't that Cher's son? [00:00:06] Yeah, Cher and Greg Allman. [00:00:07] What are you doing? You hear me talking? [00:00:08] Jerry, you're loud as fuck now. [00:00:10] They had a kid? [00:00:10] I don't know what you did, but you... [00:00:12] Really? [00:00:13] Yeah. Lead singer, Deadsy. [00:00:16] Blue... [00:00:17] Elijah Blue Allman? [00:00:19] Yeah, say some words, Jerry. [00:00:21] Elijah Blue Allman. [00:00:24] Introducing the new Elijah Blue Allman. [00:00:26] Elijah would blue my blue almonds. [00:00:31] I don't know why it's coming off so loud. [00:00:35] You can hear it like popping too. [00:00:37] Just turn down the little bar on the right that says how loud people hear you. [00:00:41] Say some words now. [00:00:42] Now words? [00:00:43] Now words? [00:00:44] Mr. IT over here. [00:00:47] How about now? [00:00:48] There's one bar on this fucking screen. [00:00:50] Words. No, it's still clipping. [00:00:52] Oh, that's why. [00:00:53] Because the fucking gain on my mic went to hell. [00:00:57] Mm-mm. [00:00:58] There. [00:00:58] There. [00:00:59] That should be better now. [00:01:00] This sounds better. [00:01:01] Dude. [00:01:02] I had to turn down the gain. [00:01:03] Molly's loving that. [00:01:05] Molly said, yes, keep talking into my tiny little head. [00:01:09] Aaron, introduce the show. [00:01:10] For fuck's sakes. [00:01:11] Let's go. [00:01:12] For fuck's sakes. [00:01:13] It's way past my bedtime already. [00:01:15] Everybody needs to shh. [00:01:16] Everybody needs to shh. [00:01:17] Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. [00:01:19] Welcome. [00:01:19] I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. [00:01:21] Ah. [00:01:22] What it do, everybody? [00:01:24] It's me, Aaron. [00:01:25] You stay classy, Stan Diego. [00:01:27] And I'm Jerry. [00:01:27] And I can tie my shoelaces without my mom's help now. [00:01:31] And you're listening to Super Pod Saga. [00:01:44] Hey, it's Super Pod Saga. [00:01:46] Hello. [00:01:46] Welcome back. [00:01:47] Hello. [00:01:48] Hey, this is the second greatest collaboration of all time. [00:01:50] We're tying shoes. [00:01:51] We're doing crack cocaine. [00:01:53] Jerry and I are on a quest. [00:01:55] We're on crack. [00:01:57] Jerry and I are on crack. [00:02:00] Here's a special presentation. [00:02:02] It's a special how-to video on how to do crack. [00:02:06] Yeah, Jerry and I, we're on a quest to talk about every video game topic in existence when we get a time. [00:02:11] Today, we're not doing that. [00:02:13] We're just talking about whatever. [00:02:15] We've got – there's so many people here. [00:02:18] We're talking. [00:02:19] We're goofing. [00:02:20] Big goofing. [00:02:21] There's three. [00:02:21] There's three people. [00:02:22] There's three people. [00:02:23] I mean – [00:02:23] That's like double. [00:02:24] You didn't learn that. [00:02:25] Well, that's not how math works. [00:02:26] There's five. [00:02:28] Three guests, Mike. [00:02:30] Come on. [00:02:31] Mike, introduce yourself. [00:02:32] For fuck's sakes. [00:02:33] I'm Mike. [00:02:35] I'm guest number three. [00:02:37] I thought you were just going to leave it at that. [00:02:39] I'm Mike. [00:02:40] What else is there to say? [00:02:43] I'm waving to the home audience. [00:02:46] Audio listeners, he waved at you. [00:02:48] I haven't heard somebody referred to things as the home audience. [00:02:52] That reminded me of America's Funniest Videos. [00:02:56] I'm trying to carry over talking about Celebrity Squares from the last time I was on here. [00:03:00] Dude, I remember having PTSD as a kid for when they would vote on America's Funniest Videos [00:03:10] and it would play that song. [00:03:11] Whenever I heard that song, I always – [00:03:13] Damn, damn, damn. [00:03:16] I always thought, fuck. [00:03:19] It's almost my bedtime as a little kid because after America's Funniest Videos, [00:03:24] I used to have to go to bed. [00:03:25] And I just remember hearing that song and being like upset. [00:03:28] You just hear it and you start – [00:03:29] It's like, why am I tired of this? [00:03:31] My brother and my parents couldn't play electronic talking battleship [00:03:34] because the noise when it hit the battleship scared me when I was a kid. [00:03:38] So I had to go like two rooms away. [00:03:40] I couldn't handle like the missile hit noise from that – [00:03:44] The original one. [00:03:45] It was really loud, dude. [00:03:46] It was really loud. [00:03:47] When the toilet would flush, I would sprint out of that bathroom [00:03:50] because I thought it was like opening another dimension. [00:03:53] Like fucking demons would come through. [00:03:54] Did you see Ghostbusters or something when you were like a little kid? [00:03:57] No, maybe. [00:03:58] Because there was a – [00:03:59] Maybe I repressed it. [00:04:00] That tries to eat somebody in that school. [00:04:01] No, but I watched 13 ghosts and then that made me scared of the shower. [00:04:06] So just the bathroom is a scary place. [00:04:09] Not a single time have I bathed. [00:04:11] Every time it rains, that's the only time I – [00:04:13] I just take my hair – [00:04:14] My air conditioner. [00:04:16] My hair conditioner. [00:04:18] Shampoo out on work with me. [00:04:21] Threk, hello. [00:04:23] Hi. [00:04:25] Doing good, man. [00:04:27] You're a – [00:04:28] Well, I guess – [00:04:29] Fuck. [00:04:30] Holy shit. [00:04:32] Sorry. [00:04:32] I believe in you. [00:04:33] I have a sick dough brain. [00:04:34] We'll get there. [00:04:35] It's really hard right now. [00:04:37] I get – [00:04:37] Yeah. [00:04:38] Nave, introduce yourself. [00:04:39] I just got over his sickness, so. [00:04:42] I just skipped through. [00:04:43] I'll give it up. [00:04:44] Hello. [00:04:45] I'm from Gaming Together, cooperative podcast. [00:04:47] I guess I'll introduce myself for real. [00:04:49] There you go. [00:04:51] You know, we over there, we talking about video games, talking about co-op games, multiplayer. [00:04:55] Cool. [00:04:56] Hell yeah. [00:04:57] Threk, go ahead and plug your stuff now. [00:04:58] I'm sorry. [00:04:58] All righty. [00:04:59] I'm Threk from the 3DO Experience, the one and only podcast about the 3DO, my boy Bill. [00:05:03] I just did the 200th episode of Gaming and Collecting with him, so that was a chaotic mess. [00:05:09] So hopefully you all – if you like this chaotic mess, you'll enjoy that chaotic mess as well. [00:05:15] Hell yeah. [00:05:15] Alex is a character. [00:05:17] She's great. [00:05:18] Oh, yeah. [00:05:19] I still have to – I need to, like, have a showdown with her and convince her that the N64 is an amazing console. [00:05:26] Oh, no. [00:05:28] Oh, no. [00:05:29] Good luck. [00:05:30] She fucking hates it. [00:05:31] Well, I told her she needs to talk to Quest about the N64 stuff. [00:05:34] I told her that I was going to waterboard her if she didn't like the N64. [00:05:38] Oh, make her hate water, too. [00:05:39] She likes water. [00:05:42] Not when it's bored. [00:05:44] She'll love the N64. [00:05:46] Solid bored of water. [00:05:47] But hate water. [00:05:48] Just pouring water on her face. [00:05:50] Say Goemon is a good game. [00:05:54] She'll threaten her with rabies. [00:05:55] That's what Goemon is. [00:05:57] Confect her with rabies, so she's forever scared of water. [00:06:02] She'll fear what she loves the most. [00:06:04] Dude, that shit is so fucking scary, though. [00:06:06] Have you ever actually seen, like, a video of somebody with, like, that stage of rabies where it's like, you're about to die, but also, on top of that, you're terrified of water. [00:06:15] Those videos are so fucking sketchy. [00:06:18] Have you ever actually seen them? [00:06:19] Did you have a hard episode of The Office based just around that? [00:06:23] No? [00:06:23] What the fuck? [00:06:24] They do, like, a rabies, like, marathon because one of them gets, uh, Meredith gets bit by a bat. [00:06:30] Oh! [00:06:31] Yeah! [00:06:31] Yeah! [00:06:32] Yeah. [00:06:33] Because, of course, she did. [00:06:34] I forgot about that. [00:06:35] Meredith was crazy. [00:06:36] With white, trapped it on her head. [00:06:36] So then they ran because they were afraid of water. [00:06:39] So Michael wouldn't run, or wouldn't drink water while he was running the marathon. [00:06:43] He ate fettuccine alfredo instead of a beer of water. [00:06:47] That's right. [00:06:50] Dude, I remember this one time. [00:06:52] I came home from school, turned on the TV. [00:06:54] I was waiting for some show. [00:06:55] I don't remember. [00:06:56] But I ended up watching Tyra Banks for, like, 20 minutes. [00:07:00] And there was this little girl on there. [00:07:01] It changed your life? [00:07:02] Almost. [00:07:03] There was this little girl on there who was allergic to water, so she could only drink Diet Coke. [00:07:08] And that was... [00:07:09] Sure. [00:07:09] That changed my life. [00:07:10] There's water in it. [00:07:11] Sure. [00:07:11] No, it doesn't. [00:07:12] Apparently not enough. [00:07:14] That's, like... [00:07:15] Reminds me of, I think it's A Thousand Ways to Die, if you guys remember that show, [00:07:18] where there was, like, a woman who was, like, hydrophobic, and then she didn't know because [00:07:22] she never bathed, so she was forced to take a shower and died. [00:07:25] Hell yeah. [00:07:27] Whoa. [00:07:27] Oh. [00:07:27] Because the shower, like, suffocated her skin or something. [00:07:30] It was very weird. [00:07:31] What the fuck? [00:07:32] That was a wacky show. [00:07:33] I don't know if half that shit was even true, but it was entertaining. [00:07:37] I don't think so. [00:07:38] I know. [00:07:38] We used to get really drunk watching that because then we... [00:07:41] Before they get to the end, because they do, like, a witty punchline for how the people died. [00:07:46] So it was... [00:07:47] If anybody could guess it, everybody else had to drink. [00:07:50] Hell yeah. [00:07:52] God, I want a fine episode of that show. [00:07:54] It was a great show. [00:07:54] Yeah. [00:07:55] I know somebody that told me that their wife is allergic to lettuce, and I was like, [00:08:00] no, she's not. [00:08:01] That's a lie. [00:08:03] Nobody's allergic to lettuce. [00:08:04] And he's like, no, she really is. [00:08:05] I'm like, try it out. [00:08:06] See what happens. [00:08:07] What's her fucking... [00:08:08] What's her fucking... [00:08:08] Throw a fucking McChicken at her face and see what happens. [00:08:13] Just chuck a head of lettuce at her head, and she just dies. [00:08:16] No, that's more expensive than the McChicken. [00:08:20] She starts dissolving, like, the whiz from Wizard of Oz. [00:08:24] Medium rare attendees. [00:08:25] I don't want to, like, go to... [00:08:26] Because the last time I made fun of, like, anything like that, I made fun of Crohn's, [00:08:30] and then I ended up having my intestines ripped out of my body. [00:08:34] Oh, what? [00:08:36] Were you into a fight with Scorpion? [00:08:38] No, I had surgery. [00:08:40] I had, like, emergency surgery on my fucking intestines. [00:08:45] I got sliced open. [00:08:46] Damn. [00:08:47] It was brutal. [00:08:49] I've been off for four weeks. [00:08:52] Uh, no. [00:08:54] No. [00:08:55] God, that would fucking suck, man. [00:08:57] It was so crazy, like... [00:08:58] They just look at you like, are you cool? [00:08:59] And you're like, yeah. [00:09:01] Yeah, this is great. [00:09:02] Just a tear. [00:09:02] A tear going down my face. [00:09:06] No, they see you, like, playing your Switch. [00:09:08] Like, how's Mega Man? [00:09:08] You're like, oh, it's good. [00:09:09] Like, okay, good. [00:09:10] He's distracted. [00:09:11] When they, like, wheeled me into the operating room, though, I was like, am I on a fucking reality [00:09:16] show? [00:09:16] Because they were like, that's Jamie down the back. [00:09:18] He's going to be handing us the tools. [00:09:19] That's Omar over there. [00:09:21] He's really good with, like, and it's just, like, people waving. [00:09:24] Like, what the fuck? [00:09:25] Like, doing the awkward, like, hi. [00:09:27] Yeah, I'm, like, looking around. [00:09:28] I'm like, is there cameras? [00:09:29] Like, it's a fucking sitcom, you know? [00:09:31] And it's, like, they're doing something. [00:09:32] They just go. [00:09:33] The doctor comes in. [00:09:34] You just hear, like, people clapping and being like, whoo. [00:09:36] They roll you into the fucking... [00:09:37] This surgery was filmed in front of a live studio audience. [00:09:40] They wheel you into the room and spin you around, and there's a laughter and a clap track. [00:09:45] Finally, they're like, hey, Jerry, look over there. [00:09:47] And you're like, oh. [00:09:47] And then they clock you over there with a head of lettuce. [00:09:50] We're out of anesthesia. [00:09:51] This shit's too expensive. [00:09:52] We have lettuce. [00:09:53] We use lettuce now. [00:09:55] They pause for the laughter. [00:09:56] How fucking Roseanne does your surgery? [00:09:58] Oh. [00:09:58] Oh, shit. [00:10:02] Let me take your intestines out and replace them with racist intestines. [00:10:06] Just replace them with ambient. [00:10:08] Yeah. [00:10:08] It's just ambient. [00:10:10] It's just a fucking garden hose. [00:10:12] She puts a garden hose in there. [00:10:13] It would be the same job. [00:10:15] Because garden hose is racist. [00:10:19] It's a white garden hose. [00:10:21] It's a white garden hose. [00:10:23] It's a white garden hose. [00:10:52] It's a black garden hose. [00:10:54] Aaron, every time you mention using a conch to summon stuff, I always think like, why is [00:11:01] it that you always go to the conch? [00:11:02] Every time in my brain when I'm like, I want to summon something, I always think of fucking [00:11:06] the green ranger with the dragon zord with his little flute thing. [00:11:10] Flute dagger. [00:11:12] Flute dagger, yeah. [00:11:12] Yeah, dude. [00:11:13] And it sounds like a synthesizer. [00:11:15] Yes, it was a synthesizer. [00:11:18] He played on the wrong side, so he looks like the joker now. [00:11:20] yeah and then aaron's just like i need the magic conch yeah where the fuck my conch is at [00:11:26] the super terrific ultra amazing sandwich sorry no [00:11:36] oh boy hey yep this is hey this is super pod so mike go and plug your stuff if you if you want to [00:11:43] are we still doing that no kind of what i'm here now you can find me on the super pod saga because [00:11:49] i'm not allowed to do anything else till like february that's right we've got him held hostage [00:11:55] we're gonna waterboard him with his favorite liquid [00:12:00] you know it was actually part of my contract i requested that you get roped in [00:12:04] i put you here so now that i get waterboarded with my favorite liquid which you would never [00:12:09] guess in a million years air and milk nope dude milk have you a big cream when somebody tells you to [00:12:17] not try guessing i know that your first instinct is to try to guess but let we have like a whole [00:12:22] episode don't we what's the what's that fat guy's name that throws milk at people on impractical [00:12:28] jokers oh it's like sloppy joe yes sloppy joey just like pours milk all over himself and like [00:12:36] on the jokers jerry is this your first episode back since you oh all right never mind i was gonna say [00:12:43] it'd be funny if we just pretended like we don't know any of jerry's references and it's because [00:12:48] he's still under anesthesia he's still in the operating room he's in he's in the house that's [00:12:53] the show let us don't do that that's that's a legitimate that's anastasia that's a legitimate [00:13:01] fear of mine like not to sound insensitive but like i i have been afraid for so long that like i'm [00:13:09] actually there's something wrong with my brain and people like the way that i perceive people is not [00:13:13] actually how they perceive me and everybody's just being really nice to me because i'm like that you [00:13:19] know special kid that everybody just kind of like lets hang out with them jesus christ no we love you [00:13:26] yeah no it's definitely not that i have that feeling too but it's not like with you online [00:13:31] fuckers it's with like real people yeah oh it's way worse yeah with normal people yeah like people [00:13:38] that you just like people that you interact with like on a day-to-day basis like in the flesh you're [00:13:45] just like like are they just like being nice to me like am i am i really is there something wrong [00:13:51] i'm like if i act like i act here in front of them i would be outcasted [00:13:58] aaron you want to continue doing intros for 45 minutes that said everybody's introduced [00:14:04] themselves man mike mike he lives in my basement and posts memes he's great yeah it's great welcome [00:14:10] back everybody hey hello basement is it's fully furnished it's got a i mean it was until nave took [00:14:17] the fucking rock band drum kit you bastard yeah it's over there i've got actually almost broken now [00:14:22] a lot of use out of it i'm not playing rock band i don't even own that game [00:14:27] that's a lies fucking lie fucking hate that game it came with your xbox [00:14:34] no he's a playstation guy now that'd be a real wicked turn of events i think he just threw [00:14:39] open his mouth well that's literally good we have a name what did they buy section on our show and [00:14:45] like all of the games except for like one random any game we're play used to be playstation exclusives [00:14:50] i bought like stray i bought fucking death stranding because like a bunch of games came out i mean i bought [00:14:55] death stranding day it came out because it was 20 bucks i was like yeah sure yeah i know it's 20 bucks [00:15:00] dude it's the definitive edition for like an 80 hour game that'll probably bore the shit out of me [00:15:04] sure we'll do it why not there's babies and tubes though that game is good i haven't played it yet so [00:15:10] hang in i i say the same thing every time anybody's like oh you like death stranding i'm like i i [00:15:15] liked it a lot they're like what'd you like about i'm like i don't know i have no idea i have [00:15:20] i can't tell you what i did for 40 hours in that game but i fucking liked it [00:15:24] like talking babies and black explosions whoa there were some white garden hoses in there [00:15:30] that came out of jerry's racist uh garden hose intestine from when he swallowed that kiwano hole [00:15:38] perforated his bottle that's that's an accurate jesus yeah that is what happened actually [00:15:45] because i have i had a perforation in my lower intestine [00:15:59] well we're glad to have you back jerry no we uh we actually recorded an episode just last night i [00:16:05] think yeah that was your official return no wrong what wrong did we do another one with with gooey and [00:16:13] mckenna oh duh yeah because that's coming out next week okay jesus christ i think aaron has the [00:16:18] intestine problem now i have more than an intestine problem his brain is now intestines [00:16:24] he swap places his brain is in his stomach like fucking that big robot that carries crying around [00:16:30] i just realized aaron's wearing a robe like are you really wearing a robe it's it's uh it's a cardigan [00:16:35] okay i don't know how to show it off it's uh it's it's it's like a sweater just stand up and do a spin [00:16:41] yeah show me baby stand all the way up 360 do a spin for me honey [00:16:45] you look like show us your ass yeah spin for me honey like big lebowski yeah [00:16:52] this is amazing listening content yeah it's your old navy [00:16:58] that was beautiful that's my father you put respect on old navy [00:17:05] oh my god yeah we what the hell are we talking about [00:17:08] get with it there isn't really like one central topic today we're just kind of goofing [00:17:15] i know mike has some topics that he wants to throw at us [00:17:17] uh and then we can just kind of sonic mania again [00:17:22] holy shit drack [00:17:25] how many times have you bought sonic mania [00:17:27] uh three times but why playstation on switch and on xbox [00:17:32] but why because you need to it's a great game [00:17:34] because he's mad i have it everywhere [00:17:36] why not i guess yeah well i did well i i use my xbox rewards so i got like a ten dollar gift card [00:17:42] and sonic mania is on sale so i got it for free [00:17:45] that'll get you [00:17:46] so that's why and it's sonic mania it's a great game [00:17:48] that is a great game [00:17:50] aaron did you see what uh philip posted in the goof troop [00:17:53] i'm gonna look at it right now [00:17:55] was it just like just now [00:17:56] just now yeah it was like eight minutes ago [00:17:59] that was longer than that now [00:18:01] i'll give you a second aaron then [00:18:03] as aaron alluded to [00:18:04] uh [00:18:06] they're talking about video games [00:18:08] so in our we have a group chat where we discuss what episodes are going to happen [00:18:12] and aaron shoots them all down [00:18:14] and then he starts another episode [00:18:16] and he's like let's do this [00:18:17] and then he shoots that down [00:18:19] so we have all of these partial episodes [00:18:21] that aren't good enough to be episodes for aaron [00:18:24] so we're forcing him to click away on his keyboard loudly [00:18:26] and do all of them in one episode [00:18:30] that's not gonna read the screenshot [00:18:34] so there's a screenshot from twitter [00:18:36] hi gaming together podcast [00:18:38] your account at game together pod was detected by our systems [00:18:41] and oh jerry died [00:18:42] uh no i'm still here [00:18:43] okay [00:18:43] and has been locked for violating the x rules [00:18:46] uh [00:18:47] what do you [00:18:48] specifically for violating our rules against hate speech [00:18:51] and it says at timothy hobson 17 [00:18:53] kill yourself painfully [00:18:58] what did he do to you [00:18:59] uh [00:19:00] he was posting nazi shit [00:19:01] and i was drunk [00:19:03] so i decided that was the course of action i should take [00:19:06] and i guess we just got banned [00:19:08] because i can't post no more [00:19:10] that's very sad [00:19:10] come over to blue sky [00:19:11] yeah [00:19:12] we got books for you [00:19:13] so like [00:19:14] gaming [00:19:15] your gaming together account is banned [00:19:17] well no i'm just muted [00:19:18] i can't [00:19:18] i can't type for like [00:19:19] probably [00:19:20] a week [00:19:21] or maybe two days [00:19:22] oh my god [00:19:23] yeah dude [00:19:23] make the transition [00:19:24] come to blue sky [00:19:26] it's 2024 baby [00:19:27] avoid threads like the fucking plague though [00:19:30] threads sucks [00:19:31] i keep seeing people [00:19:34] yeah [00:19:34] talk about threads [00:19:35] but i don't know what the fuck's going on [00:19:36] i don't know any of these things [00:19:38] threads is lame [00:19:39] don't worry about it [00:19:39] it's like [00:19:40] it's instagram's twitter [00:19:42] it's like [00:19:43] it's meta's answer to twitter [00:19:44] and nobody uses it [00:19:46] everybody just uses instagram [00:19:47] yeah dude [00:19:48] yeah it's like tumblr [00:19:50] for people who don't know [00:19:51] how like chat rooms [00:19:52] or anything from the 2000s work [00:19:54] it just feels like facebook [00:19:56] threads and instagram [00:19:57] are just [00:19:58] segment [00:19:59] it's like if [00:20:00] you know how thanos got the [00:20:01] the rocks out of his hand [00:20:03] like taken away [00:20:04] i don't know [00:20:05] rocks [00:20:06] i don't know anything [00:20:08] about marvel shit [00:20:09] i don't know anything [00:20:10] i mean [00:20:10] they're not rocks [00:20:12] they're minerals [00:20:14] calcium [00:20:15] it's like the purple ones [00:20:16] over there [00:20:17] the blue ones over there [00:20:18] that's what happened [00:20:19] with those emeralds [00:20:20] yeah fuck [00:20:21] they only need two more [00:20:22] then man [00:20:22] uh they'll [00:20:23] they'll probably [00:20:23] they'll probably get like [00:20:25] some [00:20:25] some meta [00:20:26] like tiktok replacement [00:20:28] they'll bring back vine [00:20:31] hell yeah [00:20:31] i would love [00:20:32] mine to come back [00:20:33] even though it's pretty much [00:20:34] just tiktok [00:20:35] but now tiktoks [00:20:36] are longer [00:20:37] vine was fun [00:20:38] but it was very short lived [00:20:39] and that was probably [00:20:39] for the best [00:20:41] maybe [00:20:41] what was the difference [00:20:42] were vines only like [00:20:44] 15 seconds [00:20:45] vines could only be like [00:20:45] 7 seconds [00:20:46] was it 7 seconds [00:20:48] i think it was 7 [00:20:48] yeah super short [00:20:50] and it was a lot of just [00:20:51] weird shit [00:20:52] that's my kind of [00:20:53] that's my shit though [00:20:54] i like that [00:20:55] yeah [00:20:55] like jerry and i [00:20:56] send our [00:20:57] it's like stuff [00:20:58] we send each other [00:20:58] the stupidest fucking [00:20:59] reels and shit [00:21:00] dude [00:21:01] i don't know what it is [00:21:02] like i i do like tiktok [00:21:04] for like just [00:21:06] whack shit [00:21:07] that makes me laugh [00:21:08] but like [00:21:08] shit [00:21:09] dude facebook reels [00:21:11] are out of control [00:21:12] sometimes [00:21:18] just understands me [00:21:19] better [00:21:20] but like [00:21:20] i can scroll [00:21:21] on facebook reels [00:21:22] and just be like [00:21:23] these are all [00:21:24] number one hits [00:21:24] baby [00:21:26] all killer [00:21:27] no filler [00:21:28] i don't [00:21:29] how do you [00:21:29] my algorithm's [00:21:30] messed up [00:21:31] i guess on facebook [00:21:31] because i [00:21:32] i literally [00:21:32] used to only get [00:21:33] dog videos [00:21:34] and then cat videos [00:21:35] that's just racist shit [00:21:38] not me [00:21:39] i just got birds [00:21:39] this cat has a [00:21:40] hammer mustache [00:21:41] and you liked it [00:21:43] birds repeating [00:21:44] really bad things [00:21:45] but it's a bird [00:21:45] so you can't [00:21:46] you can't [00:21:47] stone cold [00:21:48] stunner it [00:21:48] oh [00:21:49] it wouldn't even [00:21:50] work [00:21:50] that stone cold [00:21:51] et was so [00:21:52] no no [00:21:53] you give it [00:21:53] the pedigree [00:21:54] the fucking [00:21:55] pedigree [00:21:56] the stone cold [00:21:57] et when he's [00:21:57] like [00:21:58] when he does [00:21:58] the thing [00:21:59] when he's [00:21:59] like [00:21:59] yeah [00:22:01] he can't [00:22:01] see so he [00:22:02] has to look [00:22:03] 98 degrees [00:22:04] down [00:22:05] to see the [00:22:06] fucking [00:22:06] then he [00:22:08] drives like [00:22:08] three miles [00:22:09] to the fucking [00:22:10] window [00:22:10] after taking [00:22:11] my second [00:22:12] favorite part [00:22:12] is when he [00:22:13] gets to the [00:22:13] first window [00:22:14] he starts [00:22:14] talking to [00:22:15] stone cold [00:22:15] and then he [00:22:16] sits there [00:22:16] confused [00:22:17] and he's [00:22:17] like [00:22:17] this window [00:22:18] and the guy's [00:22:19] like no no [00:22:19] next window [00:22:22] so fucking [00:22:23] dumb [00:22:23] listeners go [00:22:24] look up [00:22:24] stone cold [00:22:25] et [00:22:25] that's so [00:22:27] good [00:22:28] kid and he [00:22:29] goes [00:22:29] kid I get [00:22:30] a [00:22:32] just looking [00:22:33] so muffled [00:22:34] when he's [00:22:34] screaming [00:22:35] so funny [00:22:36] this is [00:22:37] supplemental [00:22:37] material for [00:22:38] the podcast [00:22:38] please use [00:22:40] all your [00:22:41] senses [00:22:41] yeah [00:22:43] Aaron [00:22:44] are we [00:22:45] actually [00:22:45] gonna [00:22:45] answer [00:22:45] any [00:22:46] of [00:22:46] Mike's [00:22:47] like [00:22:47] his [00:22:48] questionnaire [00:22:49] that he's [00:22:49] brought [00:22:49] with him [00:22:50] yeah [00:22:50] we can't [00:22:51] hit us [00:22:52] Mike [00:22:52] it's your [00:22:52] time to shine [00:22:53] well thing [00:22:54] one is [00:22:55] when [00:22:55] Xenoblade [00:22:56] X [00:22:56] was announced [00:23:00] for twitch [00:23:00] Jerry [00:23:01] immediately [00:23:02] goes to [00:23:02] he's like [00:23:03] well now [00:23:03] the Wii U [00:23:04] is completely [00:23:04] obsolete [00:23:05] and that was [00:23:06] it [00:23:06] and he's [00:23:06] like no [00:23:07] I love [00:23:07] the Wii U [00:23:07] it just [00:23:08] sucks [00:23:08] and I [00:23:09] hate it [00:23:12] okay [00:23:14] here's the [00:23:14] thing [00:23:14] I did [00:23:15] say that [00:23:15] I'll [00:23:16] own up [00:23:17] to that [00:23:17] you said [00:23:17] it sucks [00:23:18] and you [00:23:18] hate it [00:23:20] no [00:23:20] that part [00:23:21] I didn't [00:23:21] say [00:23:21] what I [00:23:22] did say [00:23:22] was that [00:23:23] the Wii U [00:23:23] is obsolete [00:23:24] once the [00:23:24] Xenoblade [00:23:26] X [00:23:26] remake [00:23:27] was announced [00:23:28] that was [00:23:29] more so [00:23:29] my thought [00:23:30] process [00:23:31] was like [00:23:32] now the [00:23:32] library [00:23:33] is almost [00:23:33] obsolete [00:23:34] to play [00:23:34] it on [00:23:35] Wii U [00:23:36] but [00:23:36] for myself [00:23:37] like [00:23:37] I actually [00:23:38] love the [00:23:38] Wii U [00:23:39] because [00:23:39] my Wii U [00:23:40] is my [00:23:40] GameCube [00:23:41] and my [00:23:41] Wii [00:23:41] damn [00:23:42] straight [00:23:42] so [00:23:43] I have [00:23:44] that thing [00:23:44] modded [00:23:45] and it [00:23:46] acts [00:23:46] as a [00:23:47] it's [00:23:47] actually [00:23:47] really good [00:23:48] too [00:23:48] for like [00:23:48] even though [00:23:49] it's not [00:23:50] the best [00:23:50] way to [00:23:50] play [00:23:51] this [00:23:51] stuff [00:23:51] but [00:23:51] if [00:23:51] you [00:23:51] ever [00:23:51] wanted [00:23:52] to [00:23:52] play [00:23:52] your [00:23:53] whole [00:23:54] DS [00:23:54] library [00:23:55] like [00:23:55] properly [00:23:56] on a [00:23:57] on a [00:23:57] on the [00:23:57] couch [00:23:58] on a [00:23:59] TV [00:23:59] then [00:23:59] that's [00:24:00] probably [00:24:00] the [00:24:18] it [00:24:18] it [00:24:19] it [00:24:19] you [00:24:19] can [00:24:20] put [00:24:20] the [00:24:20] DS [00:24:21] library [00:24:21] on it [00:24:22] teach [00:24:22] me [00:24:23] that [00:24:23] I'll [00:24:24] send [00:24:24] you [00:24:24] a link [00:24:24] it's [00:24:25] like [00:24:25] a [00:24:25] 10 [00:24:25] minute [00:24:25] video [00:24:26] it's [00:24:26] so [00:24:27] easy [00:24:27] dude [00:24:27] I'll [00:24:28] send [00:24:28] you [00:24:28] a link [00:24:28] Nate [00:24:28] seriously [00:24:29] it is [00:24:29] super [00:24:48] dr. [00:24:48] luigi [00:24:49] oh yeah [00:24:50] animal crossing [00:24:51] amiibo festival [00:24:52] devil's [00:24:53] third [00:24:53] uh [00:24:54] devil's [00:24:55] third [00:24:56] is [00:24:56] is that [00:24:57] still only [00:24:58] on wii u [00:24:58] yeah [00:24:59] yes [00:24:59] animal crossing [00:25:00] whatever the [00:25:01] animal crossing [00:25:02] was [00:25:04] it was two [00:25:06] free amiibos [00:25:06] that came [00:25:07] with it [00:25:07] yeah [00:25:08] those [00:25:08] amiibos [00:25:08] suck [00:25:09] though [00:25:09] no they [00:25:10] don't [00:25:10] they're [00:25:10] awesome [00:25:11] I don't [00:25:11] like [00:25:12] them [00:25:13] just [00:25:14] just [00:25:14] because you [00:25:15] don't like [00:25:15] them doesn't [00:25:16] mean it [00:25:16] sucks [00:25:16] how many [00:25:16] times I [00:25:17] gotta tell [00:25:17] you this [00:25:17] thing [00:25:19] please [00:25:22] tell me [00:25:22] that you [00:25:22] wear that [00:25:23] out in [00:25:23] public [00:25:24] on your [00:25:24] side [00:25:26] I [00:25:33] oh yeah [00:25:35] what do you [00:25:35] wear that to [00:25:36] like the [00:25:36] card [00:25:37] I'm just [00:25:37] joking [00:25:37] oh my god [00:25:38] I can only [00:25:39] get so erect [00:25:39] oh dude [00:25:40] okay [00:25:40] here's my [00:25:41] here's my [00:25:42] here's my [00:25:42] here we go [00:25:44] hey I have [00:25:45] the same one [00:25:45] bravely default in it [00:25:47] nice [00:25:48] I do not [00:25:49] have a game in it [00:25:50] bravely default is good [00:25:51] neither do I [00:25:51] I wonder why that is [00:25:53] thrack I think it's [00:25:54] probably the same [00:25:54] reason that I don't [00:25:55] have anything [00:25:55] well I have a couple [00:25:57] physical 3ds [00:25:58] games over here [00:25:58] I have like [00:25:59] two zeldas [00:26:00] uh [00:26:00] dark moon [00:26:01] samus returns [00:26:03] professor layton [00:26:05] nice [00:26:05] I mean I bought [00:26:06] this to play [00:26:07] uh samus returns [00:26:08] that's why I [00:26:08] bought it [00:26:10] that game's also [00:26:11] really good [00:26:11] it's a good game [00:26:14] Star Fox Guard [00:26:15] Star Fox Zero [00:26:16] I'm just gonna keep [00:26:16] doing this [00:26:19] no it's fine [00:26:20] I just want [00:26:21] Jerry to just [00:26:21] say that there's [00:26:22] plenty of good [00:26:23] games on the [00:26:23] Wii U and you [00:26:24] should still own [00:26:24] one because [00:26:25] it's a hundred [00:26:25] I won't say [00:26:26] there's plenty [00:26:26] of good games [00:26:27] there's plenty [00:26:28] of games [00:26:29] I mean [00:26:29] there's not [00:26:30] plenty of good [00:26:30] games [00:26:31] but with the [00:26:31] store closed [00:26:32] down there's [00:26:33] some games [00:26:33] you can't [00:26:33] get [00:26:33] yeah but [00:26:34] the physical [00:26:34] games are [00:26:35] all like [00:26:35] ten and [00:26:36] fifteen dollars [00:26:36] or less [00:26:37] like East [00:26:37] Starland runs [00:26:38] a sale every [00:26:39] month of [00:26:40] ten dollar [00:26:40] games she [00:26:40] just did [00:26:41] one like [00:26:41] two days [00:26:42] ago [00:26:43] like so owning [00:26:44] the physical [00:26:44] games is just [00:26:45] as cheap as [00:26:46] getting the [00:26:46] digital game on [00:26:47] another system [00:26:47] anyway [00:26:49] also quick [00:26:49] shout out to [00:26:50] consoles and [00:26:50] stuff buy and [00:26:52] sell your [00:26:52] games to and [00:26:54] from Chris [00:26:55] I don't know [00:26:55] yeah yeah [00:26:56] consoles and [00:26:56] stuff [00:26:57] good shout [00:26:58] yeah [00:26:59] got the [00:27:00] sticker on [00:27:00] my emotional [00:27:01] support water [00:27:02] bottle [00:27:02] fuck yeah [00:27:04] we all love [00:27:05] the Wii U [00:27:06] and it's been [00:27:07] decided that [00:27:07] Jerry sucks [00:27:08] and not the [00:27:09] Wii U [00:27:09] Jerry sucks [00:27:13] here here [00:27:14] yeah the Wii U [00:27:15] is good man [00:27:16] it's my little [00:27:17] gamecube and [00:27:18] Wii machine [00:27:18] like I got [00:27:19] there's a bunch [00:27:19] of Wii games [00:27:20] that I missed [00:27:21] like what is [00:27:23] it Pandora's [00:27:23] Tower [00:27:25] Mad World [00:27:28] I hate that [00:27:29] game [00:27:30] any of the [00:27:30] systems [00:27:31] the Wii U [00:27:32] virtual console [00:27:32] was like top [00:27:33] tier [00:27:34] I would love [00:27:35] to see [00:27:36] everything [00:27:37] a remaster [00:27:38] of Mad World [00:27:39] because I think [00:27:40] part of the [00:27:40] reason why [00:27:41] Mad World [00:27:42] was so hard [00:27:43] to play is [00:27:43] because it was [00:27:44] hard to [00:27:44] fucking see [00:27:45] what you were [00:27:45] doing like [00:27:46] yeah like [00:27:47] it was in [00:27:48] like the [00:27:48] resolution was [00:27:49] not complimentary [00:27:50] like I love [00:27:51] like I love [00:27:51] that game's [00:27:52] art style [00:27:52] but it being [00:27:54] stuck in like [00:27:54] 480p [00:27:55] Wii land [00:27:56] yeah [00:27:56] and the [00:27:58] controls just [00:27:58] like waggling [00:27:59] and shit [00:28:00] like isn't [00:28:00] great [00:28:01] now that said [00:28:02] I've seen the [00:28:03] game running [00:28:04] on a Wii [00:28:06] that's going [00:28:07] into a retro [00:28:08] tank and then [00:28:09] upscaled to [00:28:09] 4k [00:28:10] with like [00:28:11] nice [00:28:11] like shaders [00:28:12] and stuff [00:28:13] on for [00:28:13] like the [00:28:14] scan lines [00:28:14] and it [00:28:15] looks really [00:28:16] fucking good [00:28:16] yeah [00:28:17] like it [00:28:18] looks great [00:28:18] but like [00:28:18] I imagine [00:28:19] the last time [00:28:20] that I played [00:28:20] it just like [00:28:21] throwing it [00:28:22] on regular [00:28:23] ass [00:28:24] it did not [00:28:25] look that [00:28:25] great [00:28:26] regular [00:28:26] ass [00:28:27] and it's [00:28:27] just like [00:28:27] it's [00:28:28] again I [00:28:29] just think [00:28:29] it's a [00:28:29] rough game [00:28:29] to control [00:28:30] like I [00:28:30] get what [00:28:30] they were [00:28:31] trying to [00:28:31] do [00:28:31] but [00:28:32] was that [00:28:32] a platinum [00:28:33] game [00:28:33] yeah [00:28:33] it was [00:28:34] it was [00:28:34] platinum's [00:28:34] first [00:28:35] game [00:28:37] what [00:28:37] yeah [00:28:38] it was their [00:28:39] first game [00:28:39] holy shit [00:28:40] yeah [00:28:40] and it's [00:28:41] like yeah [00:28:42] like the art [00:28:42] style [00:28:43] the character [00:28:43] designs are [00:28:44] cool [00:28:44] like the [00:28:44] commentary [00:28:45] is fantastic [00:28:46] one of the [00:28:47] commentators [00:28:47] is Greg [00:28:48] Proops [00:28:48] from whose [00:28:49] line is [00:28:49] it anyway [00:28:49] dude [00:28:50] really [00:28:50] yeah [00:28:51] yeah [00:28:51] the commentary [00:28:52] is really [00:28:52] good if you [00:28:53] actually like [00:28:53] sit down [00:28:54] and listen [00:28:54] to it [00:28:54] it's just [00:28:54] it's like [00:28:56] it's like [00:28:56] no more [00:28:56] heroes [00:28:57] right [00:28:57] playing it [00:28:58] on the [00:28:58] Wii [00:28:58] nowadays [00:28:59] it's like [00:28:59] it's [00:28:59] kind of [00:29:00] rough [00:29:00] but if [00:29:00] you play [00:29:01] the modern [00:29:01] version [00:29:01] on switch [00:29:02] I [00:29:02] always [00:29:03] think [00:29:03] it [00:29:03] feels [00:29:03] better [00:29:04] thought [00:29:04] that [00:29:05] no more [00:29:05] heroes [00:29:05] was so [00:29:06] fucking [00:29:07] cool [00:29:07] when it [00:29:08] first came [00:29:08] out [00:29:08] like [00:29:08] it's [00:29:09] awesome [00:29:09] I thought [00:29:10] it was [00:29:10] so [00:29:10] ridiculous [00:29:11] how like [00:29:11] you'd [00:29:12] basically [00:29:12] have to [00:29:12] like [00:29:12] just [00:29:13] crank [00:29:13] down [00:29:13] on your [00:29:14] fucking [00:29:14] lightsaber [00:29:15] to get [00:29:15] it to [00:29:16] charge up [00:29:16] and it [00:29:16] just [00:29:17] looked [00:29:17] like [00:29:17] Travis [00:29:17] was [00:29:17] like [00:29:18] beaten [00:29:18] off [00:29:18] that [00:29:19] was [00:29:19] the idea [00:29:19] that was [00:29:20] the [00:29:20] yeah [00:29:20] it was [00:29:21] hilarious [00:29:21] shock [00:29:22] when I [00:29:22] played [00:29:22] the third [00:29:23] game [00:29:35] Xbox [00:29:36] no [00:29:37] isn't [00:29:38] there [00:29:38] a [00:29:38] collection [00:29:38] I thought [00:29:39] there was [00:29:39] a [00:29:39] one [00:29:40] and two [00:29:40] are on [00:29:40] switch [00:29:41] I have [00:29:41] the [00:29:41] like [00:29:42] the [00:29:43] limited [00:29:43] game [00:29:43] limited [00:29:44] run [00:29:44] games [00:29:45] like [00:29:45] fancy [00:29:45] deluxe [00:29:46] of both [00:29:46] of them [00:29:47] which [00:29:47] cost me [00:29:48] a lot [00:29:49] of money [00:29:49] but I [00:29:49] have it [00:29:50] and it [00:29:50] came with [00:29:50] a little [00:29:51] Santa [00:29:51] destroy [00:29:51] flag [00:29:52] which I [00:29:52] have [00:29:52] over [00:29:53] here [00:29:53] yeah [00:29:54] nice [00:29:54] yeah [00:29:55] you were [00:29:56] talking about [00:29:56] the commentary [00:29:56] it made me [00:29:57] about like [00:29:58] playing [00:29:58] Grand Theft [00:29:58] Auto [00:29:59] but listening [00:29:59] to the [00:29:59] talk radio [00:30:00] and I [00:30:00] was like [00:30:01] I remember [00:30:01] as a kid [00:30:01] those games [00:30:02] are amazing [00:30:03] when I was a kid [00:30:04] I was like [00:30:04] this is the [00:30:05] who would [00:30:05] who would [00:30:06] who [00:30:06] what is this [00:30:07] for [00:30:08] and now [00:30:08] I'm like [00:30:09] the only [00:30:09] thing I [00:30:10] get [00:30:10] sometimes [00:30:10] I'll make [00:30:11] myself [00:30:11] like [00:30:11] some [00:30:12] hot [00:30:12] pockets [00:30:12] and I'll [00:30:13] just [00:30:13] like [00:30:13] sit [00:30:14] in a [00:30:14] car [00:30:14] and I'll [00:30:14] just [00:30:15] sit [00:30:15] on my [00:30:15] couch [00:30:16] and just [00:30:16] listen [00:30:17] for real [00:30:18] it's good [00:30:19] it is like [00:30:19] fascinating [00:30:22] you know [00:30:22] what [00:30:22] had really [00:30:23] good radio [00:30:24] stations [00:30:25] sleeping [00:30:25] dogs [00:30:28] wild music [00:30:29] yeah [00:30:29] because they [00:30:30] had fucking [00:30:30] mastodon [00:30:31] and [00:30:32] meshuga [00:30:32] the metal [00:30:33] thing [00:30:34] was like [00:30:34] out of [00:30:35] control [00:30:36] it was [00:30:36] all like [00:30:37] roadrunner [00:30:38] records [00:30:38] I think [00:30:38] had a lot [00:30:39] to do [00:30:39] with [00:30:39] they did [00:30:40] it with [00:30:41] Saints Row [00:30:42] as well [00:30:42] because that's [00:30:43] where I learned [00:30:43] after the burial [00:30:44] and [00:30:44] oh yeah [00:30:45] there was a [00:30:46] mastodon [00:30:47] song [00:30:47] in there [00:30:47] too [00:30:48] yeah [00:30:49] man [00:30:49] do you [00:30:49] see that [00:30:50] fucking [00:30:50] mastodon [00:30:50] song [00:30:51] with [00:30:51] lamb [00:30:51] of [00:30:51] god [00:30:51] it's [00:30:51] pretty [00:30:51] good [00:30:52] it is [00:30:53] good [00:30:53] except it [00:30:54] literally [00:30:54] sounds like [00:30:55] you stitched [00:30:55] lamb [00:30:56] of god [00:30:56] on this [00:30:57] mastodon [00:30:57] and so [00:30:58] it's like [00:30:58] you can hear [00:30:59] the lamb [00:30:59] of god [00:30:59] parts [00:31:00] and then [00:31:00] you're [00:31:00] like [00:31:00] okay [00:31:01] well [00:31:01] now [00:31:01] we're [00:31:01] kind of [00:31:01] falling [00:31:02] off of [00:31:03] lamb [00:31:03] of god [00:31:03] in the [00:31:04] last [00:31:04] little [00:31:05] while [00:31:05] like [00:31:05] the last [00:31:06] few [00:31:06] albums [00:31:07] I've [00:31:07] just [00:31:07] been [00:31:07] like [00:31:08] this [00:31:09] is [00:31:09] kind [00:31:09] of [00:31:09] like [00:31:09] I feel [00:31:10] like [00:31:10] there's [00:31:10] like [00:31:11] I still [00:31:11] have [00:31:11] so much [00:31:12] appreciation [00:31:12] for that [00:31:13] band [00:31:13] because [00:31:13] they [00:31:13] are [00:31:13] crazy [00:31:14] but [00:31:15] like [00:31:15] I don't [00:31:16] know [00:31:16] I just [00:31:17] haven't [00:31:17] really [00:31:18] been [00:31:18] all that [00:31:19] into [00:31:20] them [00:31:20] I feel [00:31:21] like [00:31:21] there's [00:31:21] metal [00:31:21] bands [00:31:22] that are [00:31:22] doing [00:31:22] way more [00:31:22] interesting [00:31:23] things [00:31:23] nowadays [00:31:23] they're [00:31:24] they're [00:31:25] all [00:31:39] though [00:31:40] I will [00:31:40] and [00:31:41] oh [00:31:41] they [00:31:41] got [00:31:42] an [00:31:42] xtc [00:31:42] song [00:31:42] on [00:31:43] here [00:31:43] fuck [00:31:43] yeah [00:31:44] love [00:31:44] that [00:31:45] band [00:31:45] it's [00:31:45] a great [00:31:45] band [00:31:46] though [00:31:47] I [00:31:47] tried [00:31:47] listening [00:31:47] to [00:31:48] opeth's [00:31:48] new [00:31:48] record [00:31:48] I [00:31:48] didn't [00:31:49] care [00:31:49] for [00:31:49] it [00:31:49] anyways [00:31:51] wow [00:31:51] hot take [00:31:52] what else [00:31:53] you got [00:31:53] not really [00:31:53] yeah [00:31:54] you know [00:31:55] what else [00:31:55] jerry has [00:31:56] fall [00:31:56] or [00:31:57] had a [00:31:57] falling [00:31:57] out [00:31:58] with [00:31:58] is [00:31:58] metaphor [00:31:59] re [00:31:59] fantasia [00:32:00] he also [00:32:01] says [00:32:01] that [00:32:01] that's [00:32:01] a [00:32:01] slog [00:32:02] and [00:32:02] that [00:32:03] it's [00:32:03] too [00:32:03] long [00:32:03] and [00:32:04] that [00:32:04] the [00:32:04] end [00:32:04] is [00:32:04] long [00:32:06] yeah [00:32:08] yeah [00:32:09] I [00:32:10] did [00:32:10] nave [00:32:11] and I [00:32:11] have [00:32:11] been [00:32:11] talking [00:32:11] I'm [00:32:12] not [00:32:12] going to [00:32:12] deny [00:32:13] that [00:32:13] I [00:32:13] thought [00:32:13] that [00:32:14] the [00:32:14] game [00:32:15] was [00:32:15] 20 [00:32:15] hours [00:32:15] too [00:32:16] fucking [00:32:16] long [00:32:16] and [00:32:17] by [00:32:18] the [00:32:18] last [00:32:18] quarter [00:32:19] of [00:32:19] that [00:32:19] game [00:32:19] I [00:32:19] was [00:32:31] with [00:32:31] those [00:32:31] characters [00:32:31] at that [00:32:31] point [00:32:32] I [00:32:32] will [00:32:32] say [00:32:32] though [00:32:33] I [00:32:33] did [00:32:34] watch [00:32:35] and [00:32:35] like [00:32:35] paid [00:32:36] attention [00:32:36] to [00:32:36] all [00:32:36] of [00:32:37] strolls [00:32:37] and [00:32:38] heismaze [00:32:40] all their [00:32:40] shit [00:32:40] I was [00:32:41] like [00:32:41] yup [00:32:41] I'm [00:32:42] watching [00:32:42] all this [00:32:42] because [00:32:43] this [00:32:43] is [00:32:43] good [00:32:43] stuff [00:32:43] but [00:32:43] I [00:32:44] don't [00:32:45] know [00:32:45] man [00:32:45] I [00:32:45] thought [00:32:46] that [00:32:46] that [00:32:46] game [00:32:46] was [00:32:47] amazing [00:32:47] like [00:32:48] it [00:32:48] is [00:32:48] an [00:32:48] amazing [00:32:49] game [00:32:49] but [00:32:49] like [00:32:50] I [00:32:51] had [00:32:51] a lot [00:32:51] of [00:32:51] problems [00:32:52] with [00:32:52] it [00:32:52] my [00:32:53] favorite [00:32:53] part [00:32:53] the other [00:32:53] day [00:32:54] was [00:32:54] when [00:32:54] you [00:32:54] thought [00:32:54] it [00:32:54] was [00:32:55] over [00:32:55] and [00:32:55] then [00:32:55] you [00:32:56] came [00:32:56] back [00:32:56] to [00:32:56] the [00:32:56] chat [00:32:56] and [00:32:57] you're [00:32:57] like [00:32:57] nope [00:32:57] never [00:32:58] mind [00:32:59] I [00:33:00] finally [00:33:00] beat [00:33:01] this [00:33:01] fucking [00:33:01] game [00:33:01] and [00:33:02] I [00:33:21] the [00:33:21] story [00:33:21] they're [00:33:22] like [00:33:22] oh [00:33:22] you [00:33:22] can [00:33:22] go [00:33:22] back [00:33:22] and [00:33:23] do [00:33:23] all [00:33:23] the [00:33:23] side [00:33:23] stuff [00:33:23] and [00:33:24] you're [00:33:24] like [00:33:24] no [00:33:24] that's [00:33:25] not [00:33:25] yeah [00:33:25] well [00:33:26] this [00:33:26] isn't [00:33:27] even [00:33:27] like [00:33:27] that [00:33:27] because [00:33:27] it's [00:33:27] like [00:33:28] when [00:33:28] you [00:33:29] finish [00:33:29] it [00:33:51] focused [00:33:51] on [00:33:51] something [00:33:52] and [00:33:52] I [00:33:52] just [00:33:52] went [00:33:52] past [00:33:53] the [00:33:53] day [00:33:53] and [00:33:53] I [00:33:53] like [00:33:53] how [00:33:53] far [00:33:54] are [00:33:54] you [00:33:54] now [00:33:54] like [00:33:55] what [00:33:55] calendar [00:33:55] where [00:33:56] are [00:34:21] you [00:34:25] my [00:34:26] point [00:34:28] it's [00:34:29] hang [00:34:29] on [00:34:29] let me [00:34:29] open [00:34:30] my [00:34:30] calendar [00:34:30] like [00:34:35] the [00:34:36] yeah [00:34:36] I'm doing [00:34:37] I did [00:34:37] the [00:34:38] island [00:34:38] stuff [00:34:38] and [00:34:38] I'm [00:34:39] about [00:34:39] to [00:34:39] leave [00:34:51] it [00:34:51] happens [00:34:51] but [00:34:51] like [00:34:52] it [00:34:52] was [00:34:52] I [00:34:53] was [00:34:53] like [00:34:53] just [00:34:54] let [00:34:54] me [00:34:54] fucking [00:34:55] kill [00:34:56] the [00:34:56] last [00:34:57] boss [00:34:57] now [00:34:57] please [00:34:58] let [00:34:58] me [00:34:59] just [00:34:59] do [00:34:59] it [00:35:21] for [00:35:21] did [00:35:21] this [00:35:22] because [00:35:22] I [00:35:23] was [00:35:23] saying [00:35:23] to [00:35:23] my [00:35:23] co-host [00:35:24] Beth [00:35:24] that [00:35:25] we [00:35:27] basically [00:35:27] got [00:35:28] Persona [00:35:28] but [00:35:28] just [00:35:29] in [00:35:29] medieval [00:35:29] times [00:35:29] like [00:35:30] the [00:35:30] formula [00:35:30] for [00:35:31] the [00:35:31] game [00:35:31] is [00:35:31] just [00:35:32] Persona [00:35:32] 5 [00:35:33] again [00:35:33] like [00:35:33] even [00:35:34] like [00:35:35] the [00:35:35] part [00:35:35] that [00:35:35] you're [00:35:36] coming [00:35:36] up [00:35:36] on [00:35:36] Nave [00:35:37] is [00:35:37] like [00:35:37] the [00:35:38] big [00:35:38] thing [00:35:39] like [00:35:40] in [00:35:40] Persona [00:35:41] when [00:35:42] the [00:35:42] big [00:35:42] thing [00:35:42] happens [00:35:43] during [00:35:43] that [00:35:54] I [00:35:55] have [00:35:55] no [00:35:55] idea [00:35:55] what [00:35:55] you're [00:35:55] talking [00:35:56] about [00:35:56] same [00:35:56] that's [00:35:57] good [00:35:58] because [00:35:58] if [00:35:59] you [00:35:59] know [00:35:59] you [00:35:59] know [00:35:59] and [00:35:59] it [00:36:00] is [00:36:00] that [00:36:00] that [00:36:01] part [00:36:01] in [00:36:01] Persona [00:36:01] was [00:36:01] fucking [00:36:02] why [00:36:02] I [00:36:03] have [00:36:03] Persona [00:36:03] 5 [00:36:03] it's [00:36:04] just [00:36:04] I [00:36:04] always [00:36:04] bounce [00:36:05] off [00:36:05] of [00:36:05] it [00:36:05] because [00:36:05] it [00:36:21] beat [00:36:21] beat [00:36:22] like [00:36:22] I'm [00:36:22] just [00:36:23] constantly [00:36:23] beating [00:36:24] games [00:36:24] Thrak [00:36:25] have [00:36:25] you [00:36:25] bounced [00:36:26] back [00:36:26] into [00:36:26] Shin [00:36:27] Megami [00:36:27] Tensei [00:36:27] 4 [00:36:28] yet [00:36:28] or [00:36:28] you [00:36:28] just [00:36:28] I [00:36:29] completely [00:36:29] fell [00:36:30] up [00:36:30] okay [00:36:30] well [00:36:31] because [00:36:31] I [00:36:31] beat [00:36:31] the [00:36:32] Minotaur [00:36:32] and [00:36:33] that's [00:36:33] a [00:36:33] tough [00:36:33] as [00:36:33] hell [00:36:33] boss [00:36:34] and [00:36:34] then [00:36:34] you [00:36:35] fight [00:36:36] another [00:36:36] boss [00:36:37] shortly [00:36:37] after [00:36:37] that [00:36:38] Medusa [00:36:39] yeah [00:36:39] and I [00:36:40] was [00:36:40] just [00:36:40] like [00:36:40] I'm [00:36:40] exhausted [00:36:41] the game [00:36:42] exhausted [00:36:43] me [00:36:43] it's [00:36:43] a great [00:36:43] game [00:36:44] but [00:36:44] it's [00:36:45] just [00:36:45] it's [00:36:45] a lot [00:36:45] you know [00:36:46] and especially [00:36:47] it's like [00:36:47] it's probably [00:36:48] a game [00:36:48] I shouldn't [00:36:49] have brought [00:36:49] on vacation [00:36:50] and I was [00:36:51] just like [00:36:51] chilling [00:36:51] so that [00:36:52] was on [00:36:52] me [00:36:53] but you [00:36:53] know [00:36:53] but I'm [00:36:54] still [00:36:54] playing [00:36:54] Dragon Quest [00:36:55] 3 [00:36:56] so [00:36:56] hey Mike [00:36:57] what's [00:36:57] your [00:36:57] favorite [00:36:58] RPG [00:36:58] of all [00:36:58] time [00:37:00] Grandia [00:37:01] 2 [00:37:03] I've [00:37:03] never [00:37:04] played [00:37:05] Grandia [00:37:05] I've [00:37:06] never [00:37:06] played [00:37:06] either [00:37:06] though [00:37:06] go with [00:37:07] the second [00:37:08] one [00:37:08] dude [00:37:08] should [00:37:08] I [00:37:13] but [00:37:13] 2 [00:37:14] just [00:37:14] like [00:37:15] the [00:37:15] visuals [00:37:15] yeah [00:37:16] and the [00:37:17] music [00:37:18] why is it [00:37:19] GameCube [00:37:19] Dreamcast [00:37:20] it's not [00:37:21] badly [00:37:22] expensive [00:37:22] either [00:37:23] that's [00:37:24] good [00:37:24] didn't you [00:37:24] say [00:37:24] it was [00:37:25] only like [00:37:25] 60 bucks [00:37:25] or something [00:37:26] it was [00:37:26] like [00:37:26] 50 [00:37:28] that's [00:37:28] pretty [00:37:28] good [00:37:29] it's [00:37:29] the best [00:37:29] way to [00:37:30] play it [00:37:30] except for [00:37:31] the HD [00:37:31] version [00:37:32] yeah [00:37:32] the HD [00:37:33] remaster [00:37:33] on Switch [00:37:33] is not [00:37:34] bad [00:37:34] either [00:37:35] it's [00:37:36] not [00:37:36] on the [00:37:36] Black [00:37:36] Friday [00:37:36] sale [00:37:37] otherwise [00:37:37] I [00:37:37] probably [00:37:37] would [00:37:37] got [00:37:38] it [00:37:38] I [00:37:38] think [00:37:39] I [00:37:39] paid [00:37:39] 49 [00:37:40] for [00:37:41] that [00:37:41] from [00:37:42] play [00:37:42] do [00:37:42] you guys [00:37:42] always [00:37:42] like [00:37:43] the [00:37:43] HD [00:37:43] remasters [00:37:44] of [00:37:44] games [00:37:44] because [00:37:45] sometimes [00:37:45] I [00:37:45] fucking [00:37:46] hate [00:37:46] them [00:37:46] I [00:37:46] like [00:37:47] the [00:37:47] convenience [00:37:48] of having [00:37:49] all these [00:37:49] games [00:37:50] on like [00:37:50] one [00:37:50] system [00:37:50] that is [00:37:51] yeah [00:37:52] that's [00:37:52] the [00:37:52] biggest [00:37:53] draw [00:37:53] I [00:37:53] think [00:37:53] but [00:37:54] yeah [00:37:54] but [00:37:54] it's [00:37:54] just [00:37:55] like [00:37:55] the [00:37:55] collector [00:37:55] in me [00:37:56] is [00:37:56] like [00:37:56] I [00:37:56] like [00:37:57] having [00:37:57] the [00:37:57] old [00:37:57] one [00:37:57] I [00:37:58] don't [00:37:58] know [00:37:58] yeah [00:37:59] and [00:37:59] then [00:37:59] there's [00:37:59] times [00:38:00] like [00:38:00] with [00:38:00] like [00:38:00] Final [00:38:01] Fantasy [00:38:01] 10 [00:38:01] HD [00:38:02] they [00:38:03] like [00:38:03] made [00:38:04] those [00:38:04] characters [00:38:04] look [00:38:04] like [00:38:04] soft [00:38:05] and [00:38:05] it [00:38:06] was [00:38:06] Titus [00:38:07] like [00:38:07] Titus's [00:38:08] face [00:38:08] models [00:38:08] even [00:38:09] Yuna [00:38:10] dude [00:38:10] like [00:38:10] I've [00:38:10] seen [00:38:10] like [00:38:11] screenshots [00:38:11] of [00:38:12] Yuna [00:38:12] and [00:38:12] it's [00:38:12] weird [00:38:14] literally [00:38:15] just [00:38:15] turned [00:38:16] her [00:38:16] face [00:38:16] into [00:38:16] a [00:38:16] circle [00:38:19] wasn't [00:38:19] there [00:38:19] a [00:38:20] specific [00:38:20] reason [00:38:20] they [00:38:21] did [00:38:21] that [00:38:21] though [00:38:21] I [00:38:22] think [00:38:22] they [00:38:22] used [00:38:23] like [00:38:23] the [00:38:24] Kingdom [00:38:24] Hearts [00:38:24] models [00:38:25] and [00:38:26] they [00:38:27] didn't [00:38:27] mesh [00:38:27] well [00:38:28] with [00:38:28] like [00:38:28] the [00:38:28] I [00:38:29] think [00:38:30] you're [00:38:30] right [00:38:30] on [00:38:30] that [00:38:30] yeah [00:38:30] everyone [00:38:32] else [00:38:33] looks [00:38:33] the [00:38:33] same [00:38:33] I [00:38:33] think [00:38:34] like [00:38:34] anyone [00:38:34] who's [00:38:34] not [00:38:35] in [00:38:35] Kingdom [00:38:35] Hearts [00:38:35] yeah [00:38:36] Waka [00:38:36] still [00:38:37] walking [00:38:40] the [00:38:41] HD [00:38:42] version [00:38:43] or [00:38:43] the [00:38:43] HD [00:38:44] remaster [00:38:45] the [00:38:45] Radical [00:38:46] Dreamers [00:38:46] edition [00:38:47] of [00:38:47] Chrono [00:38:47] Cross [00:38:47] though [00:38:48] that's [00:38:48] the [00:38:49] best [00:38:49] way [00:38:49] to [00:39:30] it's not the way no i would probably just play the super nintendo if you want to play like [00:39:35] dragon quest one that version is not a bad version because it's like three bucks usually [00:39:40] but yeah but three i would say if you want to play three this is probably the one to go for [00:39:44] like it it looks really nice oh my god uh yeah i i threw it on like the the whenever it launched [00:39:52] like the night that it came like downloaded and like i was so fucking blown away by how god damn [00:39:59] good it looks yeah i mean you can tell that like well you know yuji hori still like me i mean he's in [00:40:05] control of the series really not square enix but uh he's just like you got to make sure the quality [00:40:10] is there which is why it took so long because this was announced in 2021 yeah it's been a dragon quest [00:40:16] like anniversary live stream and it aired here at like one in the morning and i stayed up and watched [00:40:22] it oh man and i was just finishing my playthrough of dragon quest 2 at that point and i was going to go [00:40:28] right into three but then they announced that remake and i'm like well i guess i'm gonna wait [00:40:32] and then it was like a year or two later i'm like yeah let me mess around with the original three [00:40:35] a little bit and i didn't get super far in it but i just beat um dragon quest 1 for the first time [00:40:42] the super nintendo version of dragon quest 1 and honestly they kind of like opened my brain up to [00:40:51] realizing i like a good short rpg yeah like chrono trigger is a good short rpg yep that one [00:40:58] was really good it wasn't like it was kind of strange to get used to like if you die you end [00:41:03] up back at the castle at the very beginning like that was kind of because well because that came [00:41:07] out in 1986 so it's a very old ass game but it's only like 10 hours which yeah for an rpg that's [00:41:14] nothing that's yeah that's the prologue of persona 5 uh but um but one through five like uh like two is [00:41:22] about 20 hours three is about 30 and then four and five are about 30 35 a piece but when you hit [00:41:29] six is when they start six is when they start having like four six is about 40 to 50 wasn't seven like [00:41:36] 80 hours it's the original playstation version of seven is minimum 100 hours and it doesn't start [00:41:42] getting good until you're like 30 hours in or some shit has the issue there there's a famous picture [00:41:48] of the dragon quest 7 script and it's just like this massive book bookshelf of the script because [00:41:53] because dragon quest 6 came out 95 and then 7 didn't come out till 01 so there was like a huge gap [00:41:59] there and this is a problem is that like it's it's the same problem with persona it's that like [00:42:05] you know like the gaming community knows this is the shit like you know this is gonna be good so [00:42:10] they don't have to hook you right away well that's not great for like newer players i think with 7 is [00:42:15] just they had so many ideas because there's a lot of different story things that happen they bring [00:42:20] the job system back but it's not to like 40 hours in until you can change jobs what it's a good job [00:42:26] system holy shit um and yeah and there's like puzzle elements there's like missed style puzzles that [00:42:31] makes the prologue like ridiculously long though the 3ds remake trims it down to like 60 hours they cut a [00:42:37] lot of fat off of it it it's still it's still kind of long but it it gets going a lot quicker [00:42:43] but i've i've also heard a lot of people say that 7 is probably like one of the craziest rpg stories [00:42:48] ever isn't it isn't that the one where you like you start as like the kid and then you like become [00:42:53] like that's five it's like five oh that's five that's my favorite in the series seven seven is [00:42:59] like is like you start on this little small island and then as you go these other islands start popping [00:43:04] up in the sea oh and the adults are being like oh don't go there they're fine but you like you [00:43:08] sneak over to those islands and you find out like what's been going on you know fragments of the [00:43:13] forgotten past um but yeah five is you literally start getting born out of your mother um and then [00:43:19] your mother dies and then it cuts to you at like age five like sailing the seas with your dad and then [00:43:24] you go until you're an adult and then you get married and have kids and then those kids grow up [00:43:28] to join your party so it's like crazy like you're yeah i won't say too much because the story takes [00:43:34] some interesting twists and turns but it is a fantastic story probably the best story of all [00:43:38] the dragon quest games it's uji hori's favorite game in the series yeah what else you got mike hey uh [00:43:43] naiv you're a target now have you ever watched syphilis and ollie on mtv like two sock [00:43:51] syphilis what syphilis and ollie have you watched syphilis it's a sock puppet comedy variety show on mtv [00:43:59] that lasted like two seasons um no it was like cranky anchors nope it's like the same [00:44:05] of that oh awesome anyway i've been i've been uh telling uh aaron that all of the show's ideas [00:44:15] have come from syphilis and ollie and making him watch syphilis clips and if he plays any of them [00:44:21] for the audience at home you'll instantly recognize [00:44:26] it's like the super pod format but mtv did it like in 1998 i've never in my life seen this is [00:44:33] crazy it's good there was a clip that mike sent me of just play it can you just play the chester [00:44:39] clip do that it's like a minute long oh boy okay hi it's time for a word with chester and so we're [00:44:55] gonna have a word with chester hey dude hey how are you doing man you always ask questions so can i [00:45:03] ask some questions sure dude you always have that option chester does that mean yes yeah just what [00:45:10] what do you want ask whatever you want what i want to know yeah okay really okay can i go up in the roof [00:45:20] why it's the squirrels again why what's wrong you remember squirrels oh are the squirrels picking on [00:45:29] you again yeah they're up something up there why can you hear them on the roof or yeah i can hear [00:45:34] them working up there they've got little tools and fax machines i think they're gearing up for the big [00:45:42] one the big one what do you mean i think they want my nuts what are you talking about dude [00:45:53] they're after my nut collection oh your nut collection what are you gonna i'm gonna chase [00:45:57] them down the yard down the road uh-huh i'm gonna chase them and the neighbor girl uh-huh she said [00:46:04] they're rocks at them for me great dude okay she's uh thanks jester did you see the neighbor girl [00:46:14] she has they even did fake ads uh yeah like the civil war corpses yeah give these corpses a home [00:46:30] precious royce home shopping but it's like this whole the whole format of this show yeah so anyway [00:46:35] god damn it it's like our mystery science theater or something we need to do that shit for network [00:46:41] bonus content shit because we still have to do small soldiers i my friends won't watch horror [00:46:47] movies with me anymore because i'll just fucking dissect them i make them trivial i make them dumb [00:46:53] let's do i do that shit all the time should we take an ad break is this ad break time [00:46:58] fuck it all right okay we'll be right back it's patron thank you time [00:47:14] woohoo hey thank all of you awesome kind-hearted uh generous uh attractive awesome patrons for [00:47:22] supporting the show each and every month like you do really greatly appreciate it i love you all so [00:47:27] much let's get to a man the novel console jared schrader jameson empire adam phineas trey [00:47:35] president lieutenant jeff miners jenny e kevin demo thrack mr quong matt aka stormageddon and quest 64 [00:47:43] well-known nintendo 64 game god damn it's a mouthful but i love you thank you all so much for [00:47:48] supporting the show each and every month like you do if you listening want to join the super pod [00:47:53] saga patreon and support the show for two or four dollars a month get some bonus content early access [00:47:59] to new episodes head on over to patreon.com slash super pod saga 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[00:50:19] he's not a very quick boat no it's no it's like ed ed and eddie when they have like double d like [00:50:25] yank on his fucking oh yeah yeah and his lips turn to that yeah yeah yeah so is it boatman every time i'm [00:50:32] on the episode now yeah yeah yeah we're gonna keep continuing the series so like the first one was [00:50:37] like the origin story the second one i forget but this time it's uh um son of boatman sorry son of [00:50:46] boatman it's boatman the return of the son of boatman his son gets kidnapped by boatman's arch nemesis the [00:50:56] land man i just picture when he returned and got that right away [00:51:04] or that whoever that singer from dead sea almond dallas jr or something whatever the name is [00:51:09] blueberry almond oatmeal dallas [00:51:14] blue oldman share gary oldman [00:51:20] day old man i just picture like i just picture like a commissioner like old and gristled looking [00:51:28] at like the sun leaving she's just staring into the sun his eyes are crusting over [00:51:34] they say he's one sob he was like son of boatman they pop out his eyes like a fucking like popcorn [00:51:41] bring me pictures of boatman you got jk simmons on this but he can't even see him because his eyes are [00:51:49] all raisined up from staring at his foot he's got sun poisoning so he can't open his eyes dude [00:51:55] i'm afraid of water because of rabies why don't we make a cartoon like why don't we just find someone [00:52:00] who can draw so that we just make a cartoon our cartoon would be out of control it would be dude [00:52:06] it'd be this contact adult swim this would fit right in yeah oh we should extended universe with [00:52:12] john toon or whatever oh john toon that's what it was that's yeah he met his ultimate nemesis [00:52:18] john toon fucking pontoon boat but so is that the guy that was fucking c-do's yeah i think so [00:52:26] um you just start writing this down like what is pontoon and sea dune what does that baby look like [00:52:32] what kind of boat a horrible disgusting creature that's just a normal just sinks right away yeah sea [00:52:40] dune so so so landman uh um john landman uh boat's ultimate weakness land because boats can't go on [00:52:51] land until until he goes through a trance he goes through a transformation he gets like real legs [00:52:58] he's a trans boat he's not real human legs that's that's why he's boatman yeah yeah yeah that's true [00:53:06] but no no because that's not a motor making that sound it's just his legs kicking really fast he just [00:53:10] kicks his legs but he's a boat he's like a reverse mermaid but so the twist the twist to this new [00:53:19] movie is that he's like a like a lycanthrope now or like a werewolf like he's yeah he he is a boat at [00:53:25] night he there is no other option like he transforms into a boat at night he's human during the day so [00:53:30] like the landman comes and does shit the natural progression of this story obviously is is werewolf [00:53:35] you know wereboat and he's so drunk with power that now he says things that don't make sense like [00:53:41] wait until you see my final transformation you're gonna love my dorsal fin and people are like boatman [00:53:47] you don't have a dorsal fin he's just drunk on power boatman bites somebody where would a boat's mouth be [00:53:57] maritime uh on the bow or other boat parts yeah we really should have did some like uh [00:54:04] like nautical vocabulary before diving back into the trilogy here anchors maritime law water [00:54:17] starboard yeah starboard poop deck poop deck yes another one of his arch nemesis harpoon tank [00:54:27] is that the lady turning into austin bowers [00:54:31] it's just a can of tang that shoots a harpoon at him harpoon tank holy shit oh swamp fang [00:54:39] if boatman bites because boats can't go in swamps so like so he beats swamp fang swamp fang is just in [00:54:49] the in the swamp being like you can't get me out here that is an alligator that was like agent's [00:54:54] like a really like really really white girl like you can't get me out here [00:55:01] catch me out here that's my fucking spot i wanted to hear you just sound like a teenage girl [00:55:11] into uh an airboat like an alligator oh that's good too the swamp thing he's like he's got it's like an [00:55:19] airboat but it's got like alligator scales and like jaws and like little legs [00:55:27] did i've touched the water at all [00:55:32] i'm in a great deal of pain and swamp fang also thinks it's doing like a really awesome job too like [00:55:38] swimming but it's not and it's like i'm gonna fuck a bass have fucking awesome it can only talk [00:55:44] it's only sentient when it's in its boat form when it transfers back into an alligator just a normal [00:55:48] alligator again it doesn't remember it is anything that happened [00:55:52] we're into the trilogy now we still don't know we talked about the origin story it doesn't exist [00:55:57] like i don't know how many movies we have to get through before we figure out why there's boats [00:56:02] i don't know what the fuck you're talking about exactly nobody goes back let's go back to the one-off [00:56:08] games episode because i think it was like there was a horrible nuclear explosion and francis was [00:56:14] turned into a boat or something because he was on the water this lore is getting deeper than [00:56:22] skibbity toilet yeah it's episode 77 now i think is it 77 yeah the only reason i know is because they [00:56:30] just introduced the yakuza into the lore so now yakuza is canonically and kamarucho hold on hold on [00:56:37] hold on francis boatman also fights kaiju because like kaiju emerged from the depths of the sea [00:56:43] because of all the camera yes because of all the uh the nuclear toxic waste and gobbledygook in the sea [00:56:50] the the the kaiju rise up and then francis boatman merges together with john toon and swamp thang [00:56:57] and the fan boat crocodile like a fucking megazord yeah dude this is me if you take this all down [00:57:03] for the extended boatman universe wikipedia page please thank you we need a dinghy we need a dinghy [00:57:13] character oh dude that's his sidekick that's his sidekick that's his sidekick in a dinghy [00:57:22] it's just it's just a it's just a regular dude named like travis in a fucking dinghy being like [00:57:27] it's gone man like and he's just like lost out of sea whenever they finish battling out in the sea [00:57:33] against these kaiju they just leave them there they're like we'll see you back at the base and [00:57:38] he's like jesus fucking he's gonna fucking row his ass no no he's laying there and he's like well [00:57:46] it's sink or swim but then but that night that night dinghy doesn't come home and they realize he's [00:57:54] been kidnapped by kayak kyle the kayak pedal boats we're just naming boats we know [00:58:05] paddleman dude dinghy like so everybody else make it to passover a dinghy dinghy's just like [00:58:11] real stupidly shaped too like his torso is nothing but a fucking robo but then it's like his head is [00:58:19] just like on the the end of the boat and his legs are just stuck underneath the water like it's one [00:58:23] of those fucking mermaids yeah pirate ships just like a head there we make it look like skibbity [00:58:29] toilet like his head's just right there that's just right there that his legs are under the water [00:58:33] and his arms are like on the side of the boat and he uses those to like to row he actually has to swim [00:58:39] like this i could use a hand in here yeah he has the doggy paddle dude this is so good this is like a [00:58:44] multi-million dollar he has a secretary named lorraine and her superpower she turns into a submarine [00:58:49] her name is sub lorraine [00:58:57] no but this is the thing that he never sees her so she is helping him from the shadows like ada wong [00:59:03] in resident evil [00:59:06] separate ways [00:59:11] what are you doing here lorraine [00:59:15] she has a red dress on she shows up with swamp fang they're like well i had a boss of [00:59:20] fucking claws but my bucket outfit for today unbeknownst to all of them there's a very very [00:59:27] evil uh oil rig that's trying to take over the world or some shit because that's what that story [00:59:32] needed was a 13th boat [00:59:39] so listeners that was a lot of boats thanks for sponsoring this episode boats good god almighty [00:59:48] boats we're so at hoes boats and hoes boats we're back we're so back tell them jerry [01:00:03] jerry oh no he can't tell us how back we are tell him how back we are [01:00:12] we're back yes now he's back normal back that's how back we are normal back back streak is normal [01:00:19] back sexy back oh yeah justin timberlake back on crack all right oh yeah we go for some crack uh [01:00:30] what else do we have mike well i mean there's only one other video game thing but not that this [01:00:35] episode is about video games or anything anyway but so thrak was here after going to his show he [01:00:41] wanted to talk about uh you guys ready for like a real topic oh wait what about our topics haven't [01:00:47] been real i can't wait for this i just thought up a good one i thought about like a mini one for us [01:00:54] real fast so so did i but go ahead red vines or twizzlers go oh red twizzlers red red vines [01:01:00] twizzlers twizzlers you guys are out of your goddamn minds thrak i i i'm old and i'm old enough to admit [01:01:07] that i don't like either of them that doesn't break the time at all somebody pick thrak out of this [01:01:15] if you're gonna make me choose which one i would pick red vines yes three or two red vines but i don't [01:01:21] like either that's fine you guys have won nothing all right well i'm gonna do the trump thing and it [01:01:27] doesn't count it doesn't count because i'm the undecided voter thank you so much thrak i love you [01:01:33] i love you too all right jerry what's yours mine was because i was thinking about this today [01:01:40] do you guys ever play a game with with a strategy guide or anything like do you ever just start it [01:01:47] and go i'm gonna use this and yeah because like i'm playing i pull blockers all the time like one of [01:01:53] the loser one of the one of the ufo 50 games is really fucking cryptic and it's really good though [01:02:01] it's the dungeon crawling one val brace but like it is insanely cryptic and like you'll get an item [01:02:08] and you're like i have no idea what the fuck this is for and i don't want to like use it on myself and [01:02:13] it does nothing when i could like dip it into a fountain and then get like a mega sword out of it [01:02:18] like so i've been just like reading like a guide on this on the steam page and part of me is like [01:02:28] i feel like i'm kind of cheating because i think part of the appeal of the game is that [01:02:33] you're supposed to like kind of organically find these things and i'm like i don't have fucking [01:02:37] time for this like i don't want to i don't want to fuck my run because it's run based like it saves [01:02:41] there's six floors in the dungeon and it saves every time you get to the next one and it saves like [01:02:47] your progression so if you die then however you entered that floor that's how it starts but like [01:02:55] it's very very cryptic so i've been i've been looking at a guide so i don't like what's what's [01:03:00] your guys's feelings on reading guides getting through games love it i have a ps or a fantasy [01:03:07] star online episode one and two strategy guide like a like a physical one that's so beat to shit from [01:03:13] me using it that the spine doesn't even stay together anymore because you guys went to like [01:03:18] certain pages so many times that the glue is gone for like maps and like item drops and stuff like [01:03:24] that yeah guides are awesome that's what i did before i podcast is i made i made achievement [01:03:29] guides really tapped me because he knew i knew how to edit i could teach him how to edit and then i [01:03:34] never teach i never taught him he had to learn on his own you make him on true achievements yeah i [01:03:40] made him on true teams i made youtube video companions too um i mean see i use that if i ever but i [01:03:46] mean i use that if i ever try to like if i'm trying to go for all the achievements in a game i'll go [01:03:50] there and be like you know what how do i do this random thing you know true achievements is sick uh [01:03:55] they have like this whenever they whenever it was their 10 year anniversary they had like this these [01:04:00] are like our accomplishments and stuff and one of them was the top five most rated guides and mine [01:04:05] was like number four one of mine was really yeah wow oh shit which one was it uh for a game called [01:04:11] abzu which is just this artsy game oh i've heard of that game yeah that's a very relaxing game yeah [01:04:18] it's also like the the least amount of words i ever because i was like how how do i write how [01:04:26] it's it you can go in any direction like how it's a fully 3d you're swimming in the ocean so i was like [01:04:32] i'm just gonna post screenshots over and over and over and over again and people were like [01:04:36] thank you and i'm like this is the least amount of work i've ever put in one of these and this is the [01:04:40] one everyone likes you guys that's how it works man yeah i think guides are fine that's not a big [01:04:46] deal you there's a lot of times i'll play a game like raw basically until i get stuck and then i'll [01:04:52] be like all right just how the fuck do i do this yeah i did like the first two floors of valbrace [01:04:58] without a guide and then i just happened to pick up like some item and i was like the fuck does this [01:05:04] do so then i was looking for like a walkthrough to see if like there was an item breakdown and then [01:05:10] it was like a full guide and one of the now one of the things that you do in this game is you learn [01:05:16] magic spells so to do the spells you have to hold a button and then you have to like basically like [01:05:24] draw like these lines with like the d-pad like it's like it's like basically like combos like up up down [01:05:30] down left right left right to do like shield and you find them on the like on walls like drawn on [01:05:38] walls and you don't like just get the spell like you it's like you learn how to do it so part of it is [01:05:44] like seeing them and learning them and like as i'm like reading this thing it was just like here's all [01:05:50] the spells how to do them and i was like oh shit and like there was one that i missed from the like [01:05:57] the first floor that was like so fucking helpful it literally like lets you see like a 16 by 16 snippet [01:06:04] of the like the map the dungeon map like where you are so like stuff like that where i've been wasting [01:06:11] so much time just running around being like have i been in this area yet but like i totally missed [01:06:17] this thing but because of a guide it's helping me get through it because like i don't like i i enjoy [01:06:22] the game a lot but i don't i don't want to like do that thing like i don't want to just beat my head [01:06:29] against the wall and make a bunch of poor decisions yeah it's really weird because i don't know where [01:06:33] my lines are because it really just depends on how much i want to be immersed in the game because [01:06:38] like and it depends on what is immersing me so it's like when i played persona 5 i used a guide [01:06:42] from from one second in all the way to the very end i used a guide and i literally followed it [01:06:49] like exactly are you doing that with metaphor i did not because that was that was one thing was [01:06:54] that there wasn't a guide whenever i first started playing so i was and i was like i'm for sure playing [01:06:58] this right now so i'm just gonna play it and once i got to a point where i'd already missed a book [01:07:03] by the time like a big a big guide came out i was like well fuck it i'm just gonna not use a guide at [01:07:08] all now because i've already fucked up it's already ruined so but it's like there's i i don't i will [01:07:13] almost always be like oh i'm gonna use a walkthrough i don't understand or i'm like i'm gonna go look at a [01:07:17] youtube video i don't know what the fuck i'm doing i don't know where i've done it for metaphor a couple [01:07:21] of times where i like i'll go to an ign thing because i'm like where does this mission start [01:07:25] because i don't know i i must have not yeah there was why i i used the ign thing a couple of times [01:07:31] because i was like where where do i unlock this like class i don't even understand like where i who do [01:07:38] i have to talk to to fucking get this to unlock um like have you unlocked all of the uh archetypes [01:07:44] so far i think i've done everything i can so i think i think the i think i only have two locked [01:07:49] and i'm pretty sure i have two party members left to get so dude do you have the do you have the [01:07:54] commander i do have the commander yeah i i missed that for so long because i like once i was done [01:08:00] in that town oh yeah i was like peace and i like left and then that guy was just always like i really [01:08:06] want to talk to you and i was like why does this guy want to fucking talk to me so much yeah she was [01:08:11] like what's your name the little fairy was like hey you need to go talk to that guy and i'm like why [01:08:17] he was a nothing burger in this whole part like who gives a shit [01:08:22] yeah but he's got an interesting story after like i'm i'm getting through because it's like oh [01:08:27] this is obviously he's gonna be the mayor and then it's like well no yeah i skipped all of his [01:08:31] shit by the time i unlocked it i literally was just hitting start and making it skip through all [01:08:37] the dialogue and i was just getting like because it'll it'll skip through so much and then it'll [01:08:41] stop at like a selection like where you get to make a choice yeah and i'm pretty much just getting the [01:08:48] story from that those like little snippets of choices and i was able to put together what was [01:08:54] happening with him just by doing that like i just i didn't care but i was like who gives a shit about [01:09:00] your fucking i gotta fucking bitch about metaphor for a second because like it's a tiny little [01:09:05] nitpick but when the choices that pop up will pop up sometimes like during the dialogue and i will be [01:09:14] going to press a to go to the because i've read it already so because i'm not like waiting for the [01:09:19] voice actor to stop talking so i'm like i'm done reading now and i'll press a and the decision will [01:09:24] come up and i'll instantly choose the top one and i'm like fuck i hate their feelings though i'm i'm [01:09:33] happy to to report though that uh 90 of the fucking decisions that you make in that game are for nothing [01:09:40] like yeah your decisions don't matter i love when they're like hey what do you think we should say [01:09:45] to this guy and you get like three things and you say you pick one and then fucking your fairy is like [01:09:50] yeah i don't know pick the other ones and then you're like uh okay this one there she's like [01:09:57] yeah not that one either how about the other one that's the only one left that's the one i want you [01:10:01] to say and it's like i fucking hate when they do that when it's like pokemon you have to pick this [01:10:07] dialogue option well just make the fucking character say it why you gotta let me like pick the thing [01:10:13] i think the character doesn't talk unless you make them talk i think dude here is my fucking nitpick [01:10:19] that goddamn main character his voice actor in the english there's something about the cadence of [01:10:25] his voice that drives me fucking crazy because he like sighs after every sentence and it's like [01:10:31] such an anime boy sounding like and he's sort of has like a slight lisp like i see this isn't this [01:10:39] isn't an issue when you listen to japanese because i don't know what the fuck a japanese person sounds [01:10:42] like well hang on hold on i will say though a hundred percent if anybody's listening to this that [01:10:48] want to play metaphor i encourage you to play it in english because the english voice acting is [01:10:52] actually really good except for the fucking little anime boy like it's so good like dude remember [01:10:58] nave i sent you that clip of zorba talking and you were like what the fuck he sounds like shrek [01:11:04] he does sound like shrek he's yeah he caught me so hard because i i hadn't had listened to a second [01:11:09] of english until you brought it up brought it to my attention no the all the english voice actors are [01:11:14] really really really good in that game and i mean what well i was gonna go to anime corner but don [01:11:20] the don's got fucking really good english voice acting too and because i've heard that that show [01:11:24] is really crazy it's so crazy it's so really it's so good oh god it's so good but it is fucking wild [01:11:32] like i wouldn't watch at least that first episode i wouldn't watch that around your family yeah i i've [01:11:38] been told that there's some crazy shit in it and i'm like yeah well i've read berserk and they were [01:11:44] like yeah you should check out that first episode yeah i don't think it's as bad as anything in [01:11:49] berserk but like it is what's really the first episode i mean i don't know i don't know what's [01:11:55] in berserk honestly i thought berserk was in really hardcore oh there's some yeah there is well [01:12:03] yeah well that's what i'm saying don is not at that that bad i don't think don ever gets as bad [01:12:09] as i was gonna say read the first page of berserk and it's like oh we're starting here [01:12:14] like it's like it's like hey something really bad's gonna happen and then it doesn't happen and you [01:12:18] know oh okay that's good that's what i was right there [01:12:22] that's berserk i have i have a berserk shirt because i the fuck what was the oh yeah that metal [01:12:27] show and uh brand of sacrifice wasn't it oh yeah or no what no it wasn't them um [01:12:33] i don't want to say lorna shore but i think it was lorna shore i think it's a lorna shore shirt [01:12:38] yeah but it's got berserk on it i'm not gonna go look for it it's in my fucking pilot that's [01:12:42] fucking wild yeah you you you were on a podcast that i've done since then and you were you had [01:12:47] that shirt on i was like oh that's a fucking crazy shirt and you were like yeah it's lorna shore [01:12:52] i was like what the fuck lorna shore if they couldn't get if like they were already not cool enough [01:12:57] and then they have to bring out berserk shirts yeah it's fucking sick yeah um okay strategy guys [01:13:04] donna don't it's good all right so i'm gonna put you guys scouts on her everybody put their hands up [01:13:09] where i can see them so you're not using your phones let's try to guess each of you gets one [01:13:13] guess guess one of the top five best-selling strategy guides of all time start with jerry [01:13:19] what is the fantasy seven that's number three pokemon yellow no ocarina of time no earthbound [01:13:31] no that came with the game i know the game didn't sell the game didn't sell [01:13:38] no marvel versus capcom i just don't want i i only don't trust aaron because he'll just start [01:13:42] clicking away here if i put you want me to tell you you want me to tell you another one [01:13:46] want me to tell you another one fantasy 10 no that's number six final fantasy nine [01:13:52] no final fantasy eight yes that's the best-selling strategy guide of all time final fantasy eight [01:13:58] the uh that makes sense yeah it has to teach you how to play that shitty card game [01:14:01] thank you god thank you so much 2.3 million copies of i love how final fantasy [01:14:09] that's a strategy guide physical copies of that one [01:14:12] mike do i need to keep my hands up no you're done now was kingdom hearts one of them no uh the other [01:14:18] two were pac-man and the original super mario brothers so okay but man so this was part of [01:14:26] that this is one of the like half blogs that i've been writing for you aaron i've just i have the [01:14:30] outline and i've been collecting information so one of the things that square enix did [01:14:34] was they specifically put obtuse stuff in there from six seven eight nine in there so they could sell [01:14:43] supplemental material to go along with their games so like think about the like [01:14:48] okay i did a post about this one time about getting like barrett's ultimate weapon in final [01:14:53] fantasy seven where you gotta like have him in your party and you're running down that staircase and [01:14:58] you gotta look out the window but you have to have barrett in your part any party of three [01:15:01] and you have to like without that how would anybody or like in final fantasy eight how would anybody [01:15:06] like when you're floating in outer space or whatever when you're trying to uh meet back up before the [01:15:12] ship sucks you up you have to like click that one star to get i can't remember which portion of [01:15:18] whatever is ultimate weapon but they were purposely doing things that you would just never figure out [01:15:24] unless it was an accident so you would talk about with your friends so one of your friends would buy [01:15:29] the strategy guide and then that's how they sold supplemental material i'm really hoping to shit like that too [01:15:36] like 10 the only way to get titus's best weapon was to find all the different mirrors and shit [01:15:41] and that's when they went over the edge because no way it was nine no it was 10 wasn't 10 the one [01:15:47] that was online where it was like something like the strategy guide was only like half and 11 11 was [01:15:51] online 11 yeah it was 11 and 14 for the mmos but one of the it was either nine or 10 um had like [01:15:58] online supplemental material like you didn't get it would you'd go to a page of the book and it would [01:16:03] be like that was nine yeah and then you would have to go online and now the website seriously yeah so [01:16:08] now it's like the physical copies of the book are nearly worthless because it tells you to go to [01:16:13] this way like oh go to this yeah yeah because the website's gone now that's really stupid are they on [01:16:19] the way back machine i don't think so man i mean somebody's obviously like it's all all that information [01:16:25] is other places online but using like the links in the guide doesn't take you anywhere anywhere [01:16:30] yeah the only thing i liked about strategy guides was they would have a lot of like really cool like [01:16:35] art exclusive to them yeah for the game no strategy guides are awesome but yeah but there was a point [01:16:40] there um when magazines were dying like there were so many magazine companies in late 90s early 2000s [01:16:46] and then into 2010 that had formed because of the like you know the boom of playstation britney games [01:16:53] yeah well i mean there's yeah there's like just we're doing just a list of n64 guides me and another [01:17:00] guy scott and there's we've come up with like 121 like different publishers and sub publishers of [01:17:07] just n64 guides worldwide wow like everybody has their fingers in supplemental material now mike i don't i [01:17:16] don't mean to to bring this up but i'm actually planning on throwing on because i've been throwing on some [01:17:22] n64 stuff lately and i discovered this um rom hack of ocarina of time that turns it in it's like a [01:17:30] roguelike and it's really really fucking good so i was like oh i should play some more n64 and i think [01:17:36] i think my next n64 game that i'm going to play and beat is actually going to be quest 64 like i'm [01:17:42] actually going to give it i'm going to give it an honest go jerry didn't or jerry you're going to beat [01:17:46] it before aaron who did an episode with me like 49 episodes ago and didn't play the game [01:17:54] quest 64 oh yeah what game yeah you and tommy had me on and like i i played the game because you know [01:18:02] i've played the game and then we just i'm gonna play it what she thought of it because you guys [01:18:07] i already have i already have a save file going i made it to like the first like town after like [01:18:12] the castle place that you're in and i was like this isn't so bad like this is this is fun i think [01:18:20] like it's kind of a cozy feeling going with that dragon quest vibe you had before where when you die [01:18:25] because there's no real consequences to dying so it dies and it takes you back to the last town that [01:18:30] you saved that you retain all of your experience all that stuff yeah it has it has a dragon quest [01:18:36] influence for sure i watched his video so i know all about it man but but on [01:18:42] the opposite are there certain games that are better without a guide like going in pure blind [01:18:47] yes a hundred percent it yeah yeah definitely because there's there's inscription inscription is [01:18:53] one i would say like do not read a friend of mine a friend of mine he started playing it and he didn't [01:18:57] want to tell me anything about it so another game that i think um is worth playing no guide is [01:19:03] catherine speaking of atlas that's a good one too yeah that is a very fascinating game and it's better [01:19:08] to play that blind just to kind of yeah but it would be hard to write a guide for that because [01:19:12] you can only really just give you give someone pointers because like yeah that fuck gets fucked up [01:19:17] so fast well we're plugging super pods stuff uh rick the pixel project radio guy did a really great [01:19:23] catherine episode where he's doing exactly what you're talking about where he just kind of [01:19:27] kind of guides you through the story beats i just listened to that the other day it was great [01:19:31] yeah but it's good to go yeah i prefer playing that like completely blind i play it for people [01:19:37] because i'll like i'll bring people over and be like hey play this game and they'll i'm like this [01:19:41] is really hard though you're probably gonna quit and they'll be like fuck you i'm good at video [01:19:44] games they'll get to like the second level like i can't do this dude and i'll just like all right [01:19:48] sit down with the youngster let me show you how to fucking play qbert or whatever the fuck [01:19:52] this game is so fucking good dude i love that shit i'm so good at catherine i fucking love that game [01:19:59] it is a good game i should play that i'd recommend it it's really good now nave you'll be glad to know [01:20:06] that uh recently a buddy of mine and i we sat down and he was like let's just throw in a bunch of [01:20:11] fucking random xbox 360 stuff because he has a modded 360 and it just has like a fuck load of [01:20:17] stuff loaded up and i was like just going through the library and i was like oh i remember this when [01:20:22] we were just like throwing some random shit on and i was like god damn i forgot how much i [01:20:29] liked lords of shadow that game fucking kicked ass oh yeah i used to fucking love that and then we [01:20:36] threw it on and i was like i thought this was different like i thought it was more of like [01:20:43] a different style but it kind of reminds me of like old school castlevania and like not a metroid [01:20:48] vania but like old school stuff because it's like kind of level by level by level you do go back and [01:20:53] backtrack and shit and then like another thing that we threw on was um aliens versus predator [01:20:59] which oh yeah that game is good man like that's a good fucking game i have such intense love for [01:21:07] like the 360 ps3 generation just how games were made back then and i just remember it's fantastic [01:21:13] i just remember so fed up mexico filter back then yeah breaking bad filter yeah i i just like didn't [01:21:22] complete any games in that generation because that was like when i actually had money for myself and [01:21:28] i was just buying games left right and center and i would just like i would start something and i'd be [01:21:33] like oh now that game is out i'm gonna buy that and i would just keep moving on from games and there's [01:21:39] so many that i want to go back to like i've never beat the first like condemned or condemned to [01:21:44] dude and i have to i like i've played both of them and i know how good they are because i i'm a huge fan [01:21:51] of the fear games and you know same people that made those oh god did you play trepang 2 yet [01:21:58] uh no i have it i it's i have it i own it i just haven't even gotten that's gotta be that has gotta be [01:22:04] up there that's gotta is it that's another game you should play without a guide darksiders 1 and 2 [01:22:10] are good ones to get at too from that generation especially darksiders 1 well no i guess they're [01:22:14] both really good you're gonna you're gonna play people prefer to i think you're gonna play trepang [01:22:19] 2 with tears in your eyes yeah the whole time because you're so happy i just need to play them [01:22:23] really like i mean i've i i can't believe i beat it in one sitting on like the second on like the [01:22:30] hard difficulty like an inch from the tv i'm that's why i'm saying it like i gotta tell everyone [01:22:34] if you like fear god play trepang dude like holy shit i've i've seen trepang i've seen a friend play [01:22:42] it and immediately i was like is it what is is this a fear mod what is what are you playing right now [01:22:47] he's like it's trepang and i was like literally this is fear and he was like what the fuck is fear [01:22:51] and i was like what do you mean what the fuck is this game is fear like wait till you get the [01:22:56] shotgun it is literally fear shock because like as soon as he hit the slow mode it was like that's [01:23:00] cool oh fuck and like the guys are like in slow motion like yelling at you and you're just like [01:23:05] kablam kablam and i was like oh like yeah and i bought it like that you can dual wield those [01:23:12] shotguns and go slow and slide under someone's feet and just blast them into the air as they're flying [01:23:19] dude it's so awesome yeah this game kind of like came out out of nowhere to like very little fanfare [01:23:26] like people are just like the fuck is this and i kind of started seeing a little bit more about it [01:23:32] and then i seen somebody play it and i was like okay i think i gotta i think i gotta get this this [01:23:38] looks insane this is one of the few s tiers this is gonna this is probably my game of the year [01:23:43] is trepang okay yeah it's i mean besides infinite wealth and maybe metaphor if i like it towards the [01:23:51] end but you're paying to is definitely the indie game of the year at least holy shit [01:23:56] no my indie game of the year is ufo 50 i don't think that's gonna change i've been searching for [01:24:01] this game on 360 for the last 45 seconds because we were talking about 360 games and it's not a 360 [01:24:07] it's not a 360 game it's funny how the fuck do you spell it [01:24:13] t-r-e-p-a-n big trepang with a it doesn't have like a ah there it is three or a two or something like [01:24:22] it's gonna be trepang two we just talked about it yeah well i mean i think i think that when you look at it [01:24:28] it's like the exponent exponent two yeah exponent trepang squared it's not the sequel like there's no [01:24:35] trepang one i think there is a trepang one mike what do you have for us do you have anything else [01:24:41] for us it does no we'll save the other stuff for a different episode we did strategy guys that was [01:24:46] way better okay you're welcome i'm pleading with the audience to buy it because i don't want [01:24:54] nathan jerry to have to talk about sports games [01:24:59] so drac and i will save that for the next time we do have you ever played blitz the league yeah [01:25:05] this league's good it's not as good as nfl blitz okay well we'll bring nate back for the sports [01:25:10] one and kick jerry out then whatever he's gonna ruin our fun i uh i played i played some golf games [01:25:18] like on ufo 50 he's just lying now so he can be on the no there's a there's a golf zelda game [01:25:28] oh yeah there is yeah golf area i beat that last night um and then there's also ping golf which is [01:25:35] like a cool like 2d golf game type thing so yeah sports oh and then there was a there's like a bean [01:25:43] bag dodgeball game that was good too oh you should play there's a game called ninja golf that [01:25:49] you should play on the atari again i will say this about sports games as long as sports games are [01:25:56] arcadey i like them because you know what beach spikers is a fucking wild game yes that is a good [01:26:03] game no ninja golf it was on the atari 7800 the atari links and you're a ninja yeah and it's like and [01:26:09] it's like you play golf and then when you walk to go get your ball it's like an action platform yeah [01:26:14] yeah uh yeah it's a game and it's when we had jamie uh on her on retro rehab she talked about that [01:26:22] she said that it's like one of her favorite games on the atari yeah and she said that it's actually like [01:26:26] like yeah she said it's legit good and she said it's basically like fucking uh takashi's castle [01:26:32] like yeah kind of like when you get to like uh like the putting green you just like throw shuriken [01:26:38] at a dragon yeah fight a huge dragon yeah yeah it's on the uh the atari 50 collection [01:26:46] okay it's worth playing on there i love the atari 50 collection they did a really good job with it [01:26:50] i wish that's the one where you can like go in and like it's almost a virtual museum [01:26:54] it's a virtual museum it's really fucking cool and it's like so it's like ufo 50 [01:26:59] kind of well there there's like well there's there's 2600 5200 7800 the links they throw jaguar [01:27:06] games in there there's like some old arcade games they do some like reimagined stuff as well [01:27:11] um it's like a decent comprehensive history of atari and i think it's uh handled really really well [01:27:16] i wish there was more like jaguar stuff because like they didn't have attack of the mutant penguins [01:27:21] which is like the coolest fucking game on the jaguar but you know i love that game it should [01:27:25] have been on there god damn i'm traumatized by this game because this is the game that when i was [01:27:29] trying to convince alex to play n64 because it's a good console she just kept talking about fucking [01:27:35] attack of the mutant penguins and i was like it is a cool game stop talking about these fucking [01:27:39] penguins i'm trying to tell you about goemon but it's a cool game though it's wacky as hell [01:27:45] that's good i'm gonna rewind it back to trepang um [01:27:50] i've been doing research can i play golf in trepang well uh kind of but uh so with their [01:27:56] discord when you join their like discord discord uh you go to their faq and it shows you the [01:28:04] information about trepang one and a download link is there and it is a 2d game about a sea cucumber [01:28:10] trepang literally means sea cucumber it is completely unrelated to trepang two no way [01:28:19] that's and i'm in their discord and it's there i'm not i don't know if i want to download it [01:28:24] trepang three is just gonna be like a full-on rpg yeah with anime girls yeah completely different [01:28:30] three different games with the same name um mike before we get going uh do you have like a hot take [01:28:38] of the day no i don't do those you don't do hot takes nave takes nave give us a hot take of the day [01:28:45] man i don't want to go for the ones that i'm always like talking about my hot take is i'm really [01:28:51] disappointed with the way that sony's been handling their lead and it's predictable but at the same time [01:28:56] you know it's painful to watch it's painful to watch how much they're squandering their goodwill [01:29:03] and it's also just equally as painful how much bread people not bread how what is it called [01:29:10] they're carrying a lot of the fans are carrying a lot of weight for this company that doesn't give [01:29:15] a shit about them and i just watch it is it like you think sony's like returning to like the ps3 days [01:29:21] of being arrogant but like people aren't going to give them as much shit for it this time i mean [01:29:26] it's not i don't think that's such a hot take i'm i'm a i'm a sony fan but like i'm getting real [01:29:32] tired of these fucking remakes like of games you can already play on the ps5 like yeah like if they [01:29:38] were doing it for like old at like ps3 games like people would be excited yeah for sure like [01:29:43] there's people would want to buy like yeah like infamous or it was pretty much like when when they [01:29:48] were like last of us 2 remastered i was like but why it just came out for fuck's sakes like [01:29:54] there's nothing to remaster i i like i mean i even thought when resident evil 4 got announced that it [01:30:00] was coming out with a remake i was like that's too soon this is way too soon for this but it was [01:30:06] still really fucking good because yeah yeah i was i was skeptical on the resident evil thing i was [01:30:11] skeptical on it because it's like that's such an acclaimed game it's like how do you remake it [01:30:16] and they found a way to do it they found a fucking lot in a lot of ways they improved the original [01:30:21] i well i mean i i still stand by my statement of if you've never played resident evil games before [01:30:29] you can just play the remakes you don't you don't necessarily have to go back to the originals [01:30:34] because like i mean if you want my hot take i think the og resident evil 4 is still in a way a [01:30:39] little bit better yeah there's probably like and again i mean i think at the very least i would say [01:30:45] re4 original has the better first half but the remake has the better second half because it really [01:30:51] cleaned up the second half of that game okay so we've established that jerry is the playstation guy [01:30:56] here so we can dump on jerry right what so what has playstation's model been since like the ps2 so [01:31:03] ps2 to ps3 what innovations did they make three to four what innovation did they make four to five [01:31:10] what innovations do they make well nintendo was going from the gamecube to the wii and doing motion [01:31:16] controls and then they went to the wii u and did a handheld uh you can get away from your tv device [01:31:21] then they went to the switch which is a fully portable thing playstation has just been like [01:31:27] exemplifying the law of diminishing returns where it's just like well let's just make it a little [01:31:30] prettier well let's add a different disk drive and make it a little prettier again no 100 like i'm [01:31:35] so i should probably make this clear i'm actually a nintendo fanboy first and then everything else [01:31:41] afterwards like it's kind of like the the order of operations for me is like nintendo because i can't [01:31:48] live without nintendo like franchises like mario zelda kirby all that shit i'm like i have to i have to [01:31:55] have that if i had to choose like one console if it was like you can only pick one i i every single [01:32:02] time i'm picking a nintendo console i which is wild because if you pick an xbox you can put it in dev [01:32:07] mode and just emulate nintendo yeah so like nave said though like so that's the fandom that's propping [01:32:15] playstation 5 up right now for sure yeah because it's not the library and it's not innovation and it's [01:32:21] not you know comparatively the console versus the xbox is you know yeah like i mean how long has the [01:32:28] ps5 been out now since 2021 or two 21 20 21 2020 yeah four years so it came out the year of the [01:32:37] pandemic yeah yeah right yeah bad idea so like they should have laid it in four years in i still feel [01:32:43] like which is wild four years into a console i feel like there isn't a totally strong like console [01:32:50] seller like sure if you wanted like a handful of probably uh well 16's on pc it runs like garbage but [01:33:00] like it's probably coming to xbox in like a year it probably yeah the all that's the fucking the [01:33:06] fucking emergency break the escape shoot fucking so uh what is it square unix has done the total u-turn [01:33:13] for uh the playstation well more and more companies are doing that though it's not just them it was so [01:33:19] bizarre in the first place it's like why would you just not accept more money like yeah i definitely [01:33:26] don't like sure okay the sony studio stuff like astrobot and stuff like that yeah of course that's [01:33:32] going to be like your exclusive games and stuff but when it comes to like you know square enix [01:33:38] you should have it on everything like everything and it's also a thing that i really hate is on pc [01:33:45] there's so many goddamn stores so like you have an epic store there's games that are only on epic [01:33:50] like alan wake 2 is only on epic what the fuck and they're like yeah we didn't really meet the sales [01:33:58] targets that we were looking for that's because you didn't fucking release it on steam dude like why [01:34:02] did you do that microsoft was just like okay we're done just put shit on put shit on steam even [01:34:07] though we have we own both blizzard's client and also xbox's game fast buy too xbox has two separate [01:34:14] online storefronts for like the pc i know three technically because it puts its games on steam so [01:34:20] it's it's so weird yeah the amount of like launchers that you have to like i love pc like that is pretty [01:34:28] much my primary aside from like my nintendo consoles and i absolutely hate the fact that it's like okay [01:34:38] i gotta have i gotta have an epic launcher i gotta have game pass launcher i gotta have fucking uh origin [01:34:43] or uh ea i gotta have ubisoft like there's so many like fuck off we don't need you to have a store like [01:34:50] just let it all be funneled through steam like i would love for like my pie in the sky dream is that [01:34:56] one day gabe newell is just like i have bought the rights to all the stores and they will all be [01:35:02] funneled through steam now like i wish that you could just load up game pass on steam like that would [01:35:09] be amazing like i'll still gladly pay for game pass because i love game pass i mean i'm pretty sure i [01:35:15] could be wrong on this but you can actually like set those launchers to load up in steam you can but [01:35:21] it's super fucking buggy i've tried it um because you can like if you use an xbox controller you can [01:35:28] navigate the game pass app with the control like it lets you do it it's still kind of wonky because [01:35:35] like you can actually navigate windows with an xbox controller um again it's it's yeah it is kind of [01:35:41] weird like it doesn't work that well the best controller to function with pc outside of like actual [01:35:48] games is the dual like the the dual sense like the touchpad on it is great for like a mouse [01:35:53] um but again you got to use steam to enable like steam import or have like a separate thing but [01:35:59] the point is like all these launchers and shit like i don't want to have to just let me go through [01:36:06] steam steam is the most functional thing on pc for playing pc games just let it all funnel through [01:36:13] there like everything but it'll never happen it'll never fucking happen well it's probably like [01:36:19] they'd be worried about like monopoly and pc stuff and also these companies don't want to give valve 30 [01:36:24] if they don't have to oh dude speaking of god is pretty cool fucking god is trying to buy that other [01:36:31] anime company oh yeah katokawa the the one with the fromsoft yeah because everyone was like oh they're [01:36:38] trying to buy fromsoft i'm like i don't think they're trying to buy fromsoft i think it's i don't think i [01:36:42] i don't think that would go over very well well i think it well that company has like a majority [01:36:46] staken from but i think it's more the anime play that they're looking for and they're trying to have [01:36:50] a literal monopoly on anime yeah yeah they already they already have like i think it's like a two [01:36:54] percent staken from soft so i don't want to yeah going back to the whole like the steam and like one [01:37:01] launcher thing gog.com their like launcher thing yeah it's great to have this like steam integration [01:37:07] thing that was really really cool but i think they discontinued that and that sucks no [01:37:11] gog galaxy is still a thing and it it's definitely really cool um my personal nitpick with that is [01:37:18] that the majority of my pc gaming is done in my living room like in my theater room and i want the [01:37:26] big picture mode thing and if if they would just release like a big picture mode thing where it's [01:37:31] like a console consolized that would be great the there's another program called play night that [01:37:37] actually allows you to add all of the different stores and it automatically adds all the games [01:37:44] and all the box art and all the metadata it adds all that shit the only problem is it does not have [01:37:51] steam input and steam input is so crucial i find like for some games like especially games that don't [01:37:57] support like fully support controllers you just turn steam input on you're like yep just make it work [01:38:02] on controller and it just fucking works like we were using the nes mini the controllers from the nes mini [01:38:09] have that weird like you know the the thing that connects into like the bottom of the wii controllers [01:38:14] that yeah that little hook that's what the nes mini controllers have yep and we were using that [01:38:21] plugged into an adapter plugged into the pc and we're using an nes controller for ufo 50 and for a long time [01:38:28] we couldn't get it to work and i was like just open up the steam input thing click on it and it was [01:38:35] like boom there you go done and it just fucking it just worked hell yeah man yeah that's a good cue [01:38:45] take us out of here aaron timed time to go percolate some coffee random recommended games [01:38:54] are we doing uh random recommended games or not i recommended japan yeah i mean yeah dragon quest 3hd [01:39:04] okay there you go what what about you mike what would you recommend people go play right now [01:39:10] snack world gold the dungeon call on the switch snack world that's a good word that's a good one dude [01:39:17] level five yep level five i love that company yeah yeah it's a great game funniest like food pun [01:39:25] rpg roguelike you've ever played hell yeah cool aaron do you have something everybody needs to go play [01:39:34] sushi striker right now sushi striker the way of sushido you can get it on 3ds or switch but 3ds is [01:39:40] the way to go it's dirt fucking cheap it's awesome if you love goofy awesome anime cut scenes and you [01:39:47] love cool fast paced puzzle games and cool like creature collecting rpg mechanics go play sushi [01:39:55] striker you son of a bitch i'll throw a i'll throw a real random one in here uh everybody that likes [01:40:02] mega man should absolutely go play gravity rush or not gravity rush sorry gravity circuit [01:40:08] gravity circuit is like very much like an um like a regular mega man not mega man x looking game but [01:40:16] it also kind of has like dna from mega man x thrown in there um track i know that you were just recently [01:40:22] playing some mega man x and kind of it sounded like you were really enjoying yourself especially [01:40:27] now that you're discovering things you didn't think were even possible in the game like going back [01:40:32] classic games you can't do that and i don't know the classics for jerry not recommending ufo 50 [01:40:38] for the however many straight episode that's right yeah i learned from my mistakes mike [01:40:44] yeah next in x i'm stuck on the spider boss oh that thing sucks yeah fucking ass yeah so you have like [01:40:52] a fraction of a second to decipher a puzzle yep and i have every the only thing i don't have is the [01:40:58] hadouken but i have everything else okay yeah you'll be all right until you get to that sigma fight [01:41:04] and then you'll be throwing the controller around it's all good yeah but yeah gravity circuit is a [01:41:10] really good mega man like and it's i think it's on it's on switch it's on pc it's it's kind of [01:41:14] everywhere it's really good nice nice awesome okay that's it folks this is the end of the show i need [01:41:43] to go to sleep really really bad this uh the sickness that i have is really kicking in go [01:41:49] check out superpod network uh go find all of our cool shit there superpodnetwork.com blog series [01:41:54] we're doing the sn the snes 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