Combative Calm

This isn’t your grandma’s meditation — it’s Dr. Seuss meets nervous-system healing.
If you’ve ever tried to host, decorate, shop, and “stay present” all at once, this episode is your invitation to drop the glitter and breathe.
Inspired by The Grinch and my lifelong love of Dr. Seuss, this 9-minute guided meditation is equal parts poetic and practical — a story-time exhale for anyone drowning in seasonal perfectionism, fake smiles, or family drama.
We’ll breathe. We’ll rhyme. We’ll laugh a little at how ridiculous it all is.
And somewhere in there, your shoulders will drop two inches, your nervous system will chill out, and you might even remember what peace feels like.

Perfect for:
 • hiding in your car before another family dinner
 • crying about the mashed potatoes
 • or needing one damn moment that’s actually about you
Put in your earbuds, close your eyes, and let’s get weirdly calm together.

What is Combative Calm?

This isn’t your sugary, sweet, diabetes-inducing healing podcast.
This is Combative Calm—where nervous system regulation meets rage rituals, somatic releases, and spicy affirmations laced with f-bombs to unfck your trauma responses.

Hosted by Sarai Speer—a trauma-informed yoga + meditation teacher, somatic healer, and high-energy bitch who tells it like it is—this show delivers real tools, not toxic positivity.

It’s trauma-informed, nervous system-rooted healing for the emotionally constipated, burnout-curious, high-functioning humans who are done pretending they’re fine.

It’s time to regulate your shit.