Stonks Gone Wrong

August 29, 2025 – Markets reacted to significant corporate developments as PepsiCo announced a $585 million investment to increase its stake in Celsius. Meanwhile, the University of Phoenix filed for an IPO, marking a shift in its growth strategy. Spirit Airlines faced scrutiny as it awarded executive bonuses amidst its second bankruptcy, prompting speculation about potential asset absorption by another airline. Analysts weighed in on the future of Spirit's assets. In personal finance news, long-term-care insurance costs continue to rise, raising concerns among retirees. Powered by LabCat AI research tools.

What is Stonks Gone Wrong?

A savage daily roast of the dumbest moves in the stock market. From clueless CEOs and meme stock meltdowns to shady earnings calls and Wall Street’s worst takes — we break the news and break down laughing. Think CNBC, but if the hosts were Reddit mods with nothing to lose. No financial advice. Just unfiltered market chaos, sarcasm, and stonk carnage. New episodes daily.