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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello hey everyone welcome to smug club

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i'm hannah and i'm chelsea

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and we're just gonna

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jump right into it today you know that

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that's really the only option when you

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have a book like this one

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there's there's no need for preamble no

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um there is a need for a lot of wine

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though

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so i would i would get an alcohol if you

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don't already have an alcohol it doesn't

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have to be wine

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sure the alcohol of your choosing um it

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might it might help this journey if

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you're um sober from alcohol

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maybe

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whatever you you choose to unwind a

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glass of warm milk

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at all i don't know

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a brownie or a cupcake

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your choice of frosting

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is very much up to you if you listen to

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our last episode thank you very much if

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you've listened to our review of

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neighbors um you are really sorry you

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know what we are referencing um but yeah

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maybe take an edible maybe like whatever

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you need to do to just like really get

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in the zone for this story because

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hannah what's the name of this book

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it is morning glory milking farm by cm

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niscosta

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honestly i feel like that's review

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enough

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like and thank you all for letting no

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i'm just kidding yeah and that that

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thing that was all for smack club today

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morning glory milking farm you guys

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this book is the first in what will be a

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series it is however a standalone it's

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one of those where it follows one couple

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for each book for the series

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so the first book morning glory milking

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farm in the cambric creek series

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so we are let me just paint a picture

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we are set in a sort of alternate

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reality

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where mythical creatures exist they

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don't just exist they are part of like

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normal western society

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so we have

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vampires and uh

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shape shifters werewolves that kind of

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things wolves

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you mean wolves

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i think you mean wolves hannah i said

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what i said

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um we have pixies and ogres and and

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minotaurs and all these different kinds

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of creatures

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who have like

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regular blue and white collar jobs

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and they are

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somewhat there is some segregation that

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i don't know but like it sounds like for

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the most part they're just like

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productive members of society yes okay

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and i don't know if sam niscosta meant

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this to be like a

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a comment on something

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frankly

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whatever the comment was was lost

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in all of the hugh jackman's of it all

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because it's so much y'all it is so much

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are you referring to hugh jackman the

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actor or are you referring to hugh

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jackman as a as a hand job as a hand job

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that is also going to be our rating

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system

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how many hugh jackman do you give this

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book is ultimately our rating system at

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the end

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i'm really sorry you guys so

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morning glory milking farm we open with

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our dear friend violet

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who is um in her apartment watching a

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training video for a job that she has

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not yet decided if she's going to take

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and in this training video she watches

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this

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fox shifter

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giving a handy to a minotaur

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go on so that's how we open

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so it apparently

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training video like an instructional

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video an instructional video okay

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and there's a lot of detail in here

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about how to handle the testicles it's a

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lot of information to drink in okay i

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mean if it's your full-time job you

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better take that [ __ ] seriously and she

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a lot of notes are taken there's a lot

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of highlighting it's a lot

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that violet has recently graduated from

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graduate school

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um as some kind of like

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historian museum

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management something or other

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regardless she cannot find a job in her

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okay okay so she she went to school and

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got a degree that is not furthering her

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career no that alone might be the

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author's political commentary it really

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could be because what happens is she so

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she had moved from her very small town

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hometown out of her parents home

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her mother apparently has a lot of

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anxiety a lot of expectations it's been

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a lot for our our friend violet she's

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really struggling with her mother's like

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hovering

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so she had moved out and moved into the

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big city

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hoping to find a job so that she could

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kind of start her own life

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and she has been unable to do so in her

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field so she starts looking for

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literally anything

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that will pay the bills

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so she finds an advertisement for

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something called a milking associate at

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the morning glory milking farm and she's

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like what the pay is amazing it's full

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benefits

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cambrick creek is a super cute town

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am really excited about this

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and brandon the pug is also really

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excited about this yes my my pug brandon

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is the most excited about it honestly

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he's so excited he might go

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ex it's like celebrate and process how

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excited he is in his crate

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which is not in this room

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so that that might be coming our way

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she applies for this job and apparently

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tour of the facility where she finds out

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that a milking associate

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essentially is an individual who

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provides manual stimulation to minotaurs

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in order to collect their sperm

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so she's a minotaur fluffer

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she is a minotaur fluffer

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although is it is it still fluffing if

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you bring them to completion i don't

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think so i think the definition of

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fluffer is like to prepare for the main

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if you are getting all the way to the

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main show that it is not fluffing so if

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she's bad at her job she's a minotaur

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fluffer

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so um she discovers that she is going to

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be providing tustin jimber lakes to

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minotaurs

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to collect their sperm my i'm already

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like i'm so excited for this full review

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just to hear how many different

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euphemisms hannah can use for [ __ ] we

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already have hugh jackman and

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tustin jimberlake

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it's gonna be a lot and i would

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apologize but i'm not sorry

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so she in in the opening chapter she's

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trying to decide like

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do i really want to do this like

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i'm essentially going to become a sex

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worker like do i really want to do this

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and then she realizes if she doesn't do

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this she's gonna have to move home into

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the basement apartment at her parents

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house back into her hometown

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and she's gonna have to put up with all

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of that [ __ ]

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and she's like you know what

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i can do it

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i can do it i'm going to do it so she is

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taking copious notes on the proper

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technique

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to get these minotaurs where they need

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to go she's an academic at heart she

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really is she really is and she's very

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passionate about her work which i can

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appreciate i love someone with a good

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work ethic

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yes and violet if nothing else has a

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good work ethic

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she goes it's her first

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her first day essentially

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she's getting into all of this and um

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is paired up with a another milking

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associate who's more experienced who's

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going to be training her so she's

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essentially trained like shadowing this

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milking associate and watching her as

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she goes through the process so it's

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very descriptive well and you know it's

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also funny hannah and i know we've

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mentioned this in a previous episode but

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how we met was you trained me

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on a job

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neither of us

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has anymore

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i did do that you did yeah i did do that

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to be fair i think you'd only started

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like two or three weeks before me and

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not a lot you pretty much

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single-handedly led my training for

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someone who had just started before me

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so i i feel a kinship with violet here

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you know um

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i can only hope that i was as thorough

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and supportive as her trainer was

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because that's like a major point in the

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book is she's a very good friend to

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violet

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teaches her the process the procedure

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it i don't remember what it's called but

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it's like a

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machine

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so they they begin with the manual

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stimulation and then when we get close

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to completion they apply this thing this

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machine that has suction that then

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brings them in a target to completion so

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she is pulling

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i guess yes yeah okay and then she

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collects like the the sperm is collected

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in like an old-fashioned milk jug like a

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glass milk jug to go along with the

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so she is responsible for cleaning the

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um the equipment and making sure the

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room is ready doing the paperwork and

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things like that but she's not actually

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doing anything in terms of the actual

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milking well you gotta you gotta show

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what you bring to the table you gotta

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like do the grunt work first right right

293
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she is not ready to go full shandy

294
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should we need to work up to it you know

295
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yep

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so that's three for those of you who are

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playing along

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so um so

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about a couple of weeks go by

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violet is starting to make more money

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she's feeling more confident um

302
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she's really looking forward to and this

303
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will be important later she's really

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looking forward to being able to buy

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coffee at a couple of the local coffee

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shops

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um because that's like a luxury for her

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because she has has

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struggled with money for so long

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so

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um she's really excited about everything

312
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but then she shows up one day and her

313
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trainer is like hey violet it's all you

314
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babe

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like i'm going to be shadowing you now

316
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like it's your turn this is just like

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when you trained me it is it is

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only with less

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bull penis

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like like not no bullpen but just less

321
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you're gonna give people a really weird

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perception of the job you trained me on

323
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for the record we're both therapists we

324
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are licensed therapists there was no

325
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bull penis penie

326
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penises i think that's the right one um

327
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i've been saying syllabi a lot recently

328
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and i i just got on that i was like

329
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penie nope that's not right um

330
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there there was no

331
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bull

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penises

333
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in our training at any point yeah to be

334
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fair there were no penis in any of the

335
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training

336
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[Laughter]

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no penises allowed there were no

338
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species of penis allowed in the training

339
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that was completed anyway

340
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although it wasn't completed was it

341
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if there wasn't one there it was did it

342
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did it come to completion we wouldn't

343
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know because it was all virtual if a

344
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tree falls in the forest

345
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which by the way some men are clearing

346
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trees in your yard right next to us

347
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right now so i i can hear it

348
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i don't know if the listeners can but i

349
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can so if a tree falls down in my

350
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neighborhood

351
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yes it does make a sound it can be heard

352
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yes

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so

354
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anyway

355
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violet is like oh [ __ ] i was very

356
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comfortable

357
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just like kind of being present for this

358
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and doing the grunt work and now i have

359
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to actually like do it like oh god now i

360
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have to do the grunt work she she sure

361
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does

362
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and there is grunting

363
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so she has that work ethic we applaud it

364
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damn straight

365
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so she goes in and

366
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so the way that the milking room is set

367
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up

368
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there is a platform where the minotaurs

369
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come in

370
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and then there is like a lower level

371
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where the milking associate is so the

372
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i can't believe i'm going into this much

373
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detail about it but

374
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so

375
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the minotaur there's a they call it a a

376
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a bench like a a

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milking bench

378
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where the minotaurs basically straddle

379
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something that has a hole in the middle

380
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so that the their their

381
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:40,800
penises come through

382
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to the lower level

383
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that's at like face level with okay i

384
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:46,480
was literally about to ask how high the

385
00:14:44,399 --> 00:14:48,560
platform it's not like face level

386
00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:51,120
with the milking associate so they're

387
00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:53,040
more able to handle i'm really sorry

388
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,800
that i'm doing hand motions right now i

389
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,399
know you guys can't see it but i just

390
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,560
realized the hand motions i was doing

391
00:14:56,399 --> 00:14:59,700
and i feel really bad about it

392
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so

393
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[Music]

394
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:08,160
okay so essentially there's a

395
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in their warehouse where they do the

396
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:13,040
milking there's multiple levels and the

397
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minotaurs

398
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:18,720
end up on they straddle a milking bench

399
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:21,120
and then put their junk eye level

400
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:23,920
with the milking associate right who

401
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:27,279
then fluffs them until they

402
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:30,399
put the machine contraption on them yes

403
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:31,279
to finish and put it in drugs yes yeah

404
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:33,839
so

405
00:15:31,279 --> 00:15:36,639
she goes in for her first

406
00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:38,240
client right and she's super nervous

407
00:15:36,639 --> 00:15:40,399
also quick question just for my own

408
00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,680
conceptualization of this

409
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:43,360
is there like

410
00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,880
is the bench high enough that like

411
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,399
there's like not really like you're not

412
00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,560
really talking to the minute like

413
00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:49,920
there's no like conversation or like can

414
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:51,839
you like

415
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:53,839
do do they make eye contact do they

416
00:15:51,839 --> 00:15:55,519
engage or is it just like is is the

417
00:15:53,839 --> 00:15:57,680
thought process that each minotaur just

418
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:59,920
like comes sits on the bench there's no

419
00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:02,480
eye contact no communication they just

420
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:04,399
get their hugh jackman and then

421
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:06,639
move on to the next thing and like is

422
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:08,959
that like like a conveyor belt of

423
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:10,480
minotaur dicks so it depends and we're

424
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,480
gonna get to that okay so i'm jumping

425
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:15,199
the gun there can be eye contact and

426
00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:18,160
there can be conversation however the

427
00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:19,519
milking associate is in scrubs and like

428
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,279
a a

429
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:23,040
face mask as we're all very familiar

430
00:16:21,279 --> 00:16:23,920
with now thank you kovid

431
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,839
and

432
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:28,160
like a hair net situation well not hair

433
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:29,759
net but like covering thing so she's

434
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:32,800
pretty well covered

435
00:16:29,759 --> 00:16:33,759
but conversation and eye contact is

436
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,759
uh

437
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,600
part part of the fluffing process

438
00:16:35,759 --> 00:16:41,199
depending on the minotaur it could be

439
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:44,880
okay so she walks in and she's like like

440
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:46,880
freezes up and her trainer is like

441
00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,399
hey so sorry for the delay we've got a

442
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,759
trainer taking care of you today but

443
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:51,279
she's really great like don't worry

444
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:54,720
about it and she's like thank [ __ ] for

445
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:56,800
her because oh my god like

446
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:58,399
because she

447
00:16:56,800 --> 00:17:01,440
sees this minotaur up in the platform

448
00:16:58,399 --> 00:17:03,519
and she's like am i into that

449
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,679
oh [ __ ]

450
00:17:03,519 --> 00:17:08,319
and so she goes into

451
00:17:05,679 --> 00:17:10,000
like what part of him was she like her

452
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,039
hit like his back

453
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,439
like his

454
00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:15,919
back muscles so she sees his back

455
00:17:13,439 --> 00:17:18,640
muscles and his dick and is like

456
00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:20,000
am i into this and his tail i guess and

457
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,520
hooves

458
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:23,439
you know i forgot about the hooves i

459
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,640
guess minotaurs are hooved animals i

460
00:17:23,439 --> 00:17:26,880
once had a friend

461
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,919
she went to an allergy specialist who he

462
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,600
told her she was only allergic to hoofed

463
00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:33,679
meat options

464
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:35,679
and i'd never heard that before but it

465
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:38,400
is reminding me of this book so would

466
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:40,640
that be like cows and goats

467
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:42,640
and pit like do pigs have hoofs pigs

468
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:44,480
have hooves right

469
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:46,960
yeah i guess to be fair whenever i think

470
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:49,440
hooves i think horses but i also we

471
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:52,320
don't we don't readily eat horse

472
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,200
in america no no no we're not in america

473
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,080
so

474
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,640
yes

475
00:17:54,080 --> 00:18:00,360
but she was a vegetarian anyways so it

476
00:17:56,640 --> 00:18:00,360
didn't really make a difference

477
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:06,799
so yes i have no response anyways

478
00:18:04,559 --> 00:18:07,679
minotaurs have hooves minotaurs have

479
00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:10,720
hooves

480
00:18:07,679 --> 00:18:12,720
so and haunches that's you know there's

481
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:15,200
a lot of description of haunches in this

482
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:17,360
book so

483
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,360
he gets settled

484
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:21,679
um and he's like

485
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:23,200
as the trainer is like i'm you know it's

486
00:18:21,679 --> 00:18:25,919
a trainee today we'll we'll get you

487
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:28,400
taken care of quickly he's like whatever

488
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:30,880
i'm on my lunch break just hurry up

489
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:33,120
right because apparently these minotaurs

490
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:35,600
make a [ __ ] ton of money

491
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:37,280
because so i don't think i've explained

492
00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:39,039
the reason why they're collecting

493
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:40,640
minotaur sperm

494
00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:42,799
who needs a reason there's just a

495
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:43,520
factory for minotaur sperm

496
00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:46,400
so

497
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:50,480
apparently somehow somewhere someone

498
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:53,840
discovered that minotaur sperm is a very

499
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:56,799
helpful ingredient for human male

500
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:59,840
erectile dysfunction and so it is used

501
00:18:56,799 --> 00:19:03,120
in the little blue pills for

502
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,120
human men to get it up

503
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:08,000
and

504
00:19:05,679 --> 00:19:09,679
i mean honestly here's my thought how

505
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,360
did they discover this

506
00:19:09,679 --> 00:19:12,480
i've thought a lot i know that's

507
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:14,160
probably not in the book but in my head

508
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,679
i'm like

509
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,320
i'm really curious about their

510
00:19:15,679 --> 00:19:19,840
scientific discovery for

511
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:23,120
was it just like a bestiality

512
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:25,919
relationship sure that like then

513
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:27,200
as the human was going down on the

514
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:28,080
minotaur

515
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,960
he

516
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,840
got himself up sure and then he was like

517
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,280
whoa

518
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:37,200
minotaur sperm we should all try it

519
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:40,799
i'm really creating this narrative here

520
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:43,760
but i i do have questions around

521
00:19:40,799 --> 00:19:46,080
this scientific discovery

522
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:49,360
so i have thought a lot about it because

523
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:52,160
it's very clearly not like like a madame

524
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:54,880
curie or isaac newton or any of the

525
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,640
above situation it's not a penicillin

526
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,240
it's not the discovery of penicillin

527
00:19:56,640 --> 00:20:01,280
it's not the discovery of penicillin

528
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:03,200
where somebody just forgot to wash the

529
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:06,559
the petri dishes and came in and was

530
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:09,200
like what like that clearly is not how

531
00:20:06,559 --> 00:20:12,640
we got there so i'm very comfortable

532
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:15,520
with the idea that it was like

533
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:17,840
a a man going down on a minotaur and

534
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,960
being like what like that's pretty

535
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,400
here's the thing i'm just gonna say i

536
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,200
think i'm more comfortable with that

537
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:25,120
thought than like how we discovered cow

538
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:27,039
milk was drinkable

539
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,799
yes like yeah i do have a lot of

540
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:31,440
questions about that just like in our

541
00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:33,200
actual world as well like

542
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,120
at what point was someone was like this

543
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,320
looks like was it like this looks fun i

544
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,880
should squeeze this and then they're

545
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,799
like i should drink it too like how did

546
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,799
we get to a point in life where we were

547
00:20:40,799 --> 00:20:45,679
like we should

548
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:48,400
be squeezing that part of a cow

549
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:50,480
i feel the same way about lobster like

550
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:52,720
who got hungry enough to eat a giant sea

551
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:54,720
bug

552
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:57,520
like whoa you know i never thought of

553
00:20:54,720 --> 00:21:00,799
that or an or an oyster or a clam like

554
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:02,720
oh and i i love seafood so that's not

555
00:21:00,799 --> 00:21:04,720
even the issue but like how hungry do

556
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,720
you have to be i think

557
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:08,159
in the olden days i don't know how long

558
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:10,320
ago the olden days were but i feel like

559
00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:12,640
there was like a lot of trial and error

560
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:15,280
with food because here's the thing like

561
00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:16,480
like mushrooms honestly i'm mushrooms

562
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:18,000
have a weird texture i don't really [ __ ]

563
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:20,720
with them i love mushrooms well and i'm

564
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:22,960
glad someone does i i can't bring myself

565
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,000
to like them i've tried so hard

566
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,000
but like

567
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,080
some must like mushrooms are delicious

568
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,919
some mushrooms will

569
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,919
give you like these psychedelic effects

570
00:21:29,919 --> 00:21:33,679
some will kill you instantly and like

571
00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:35,360
there's so much trial and error in

572
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:38,159
figuring out

573
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,919
which is the correct mushroom form

574
00:21:38,159 --> 00:21:41,600
we are really getting on this tangent so

575
00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:43,919
let's just we're gonna bring it back in

576
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:47,600
we're gonna come back regardless of how

577
00:21:43,919 --> 00:21:48,880
it was discovered the point is that

578
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,200
it is

579
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,320
our sperm goes into

580
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:54,000
viagra

581
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,840
essentially yes

582
00:21:54,000 --> 00:22:00,720
in this like alternate universe

583
00:21:56,840 --> 00:22:02,720
so so she goes in she's very nervous

584
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:05,120
this minotaur she finds very attractive

585
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:07,840
she doesn't even really see his face so

586
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:09,600
much she sees like his his back through

587
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:11,679
his dress shirt because he's apparently

588
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:12,880
a businessman and she's like that's

589
00:22:11,679 --> 00:22:15,440
pretty hot

590
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:18,080
and then he gets he can't be that good

591
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:20,799
of a businessman if he needs to make a

592
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:23,280
dish so that is addressed okay that is

593
00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:26,000
addressed apparently they make so much

594
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:28,799
money from these deposits that a lot of

595
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:31,520
them almost live off of that and then

596
00:22:28,799 --> 00:22:33,919
work full-time and just like save

597
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:36,400
oh yeah i love their entrepreneurial

598
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:37,520
spirits right i'm super i'm i'm very

599
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,960
proud of them

600
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,720
so

601
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:42,720
basically it's addressed in the book

602
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:45,120
that pretty much every male minotaur

603
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:47,039
does this period end of discussion like

604
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:49,600
it's just expected that that's what

605
00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:50,400
happens that's what they do

606
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,640
so

607
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,520
he gets onto the breeding bench as it is

608
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:56,480
called

609
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,480
and she

610
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:02,159
she lubes up there's a very large

611
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:04,000
obviously thing of lube available

612
00:23:02,159 --> 00:23:06,400
and she starts

613
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:10,000
like giving him the full steak and shake

614
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:12,320
and he is

615
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:15,120
four for those counting at home that was

616
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,960
the fourth hand job euphemism

617
00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:18,000
so

618
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:21,360
yes

619
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:24,799
and she's like this is super hot like i

620
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:27,440
have not been turned on by watching this

621
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:29,600
before when my trainer was doing it so i

622
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:31,440
don't know what is happening but

623
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:34,400
i'm super into it

624
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:37,280
so she's giving him a handy

625
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:38,640
and it's very descriptive it is very

626
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:41,840
descriptive

627
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:45,039
of of all of it and he is not

628
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:47,520
circumcised and it's just a lot to deal

629
00:23:45,039 --> 00:23:49,440
with are mennonites normally circumcised

630
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,600
i don't know i'm not familiar enough

631
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:53,679
with minotaur culture to comment on okay

632
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,279
so that that's not something addressed

633
00:23:53,679 --> 00:23:56,240
in the book it is not addressed in the

634
00:23:55,279 --> 00:23:57,200
book

635
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,720
so

636
00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:00,080
she's like

637
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:04,080
what

638
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:06,240
i really like this and then he starts so

639
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,240
he

640
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:10,240
there are different

641
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:12,960
classifications of minotaur that come in

642
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:16,240
that the milking associates have and i

643
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:19,520
won't describe those later but he is one

644
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:22,240
that is basically the like

645
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,240
quick one-and-done like not here for a

646
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,880
good time just here to make some money

647
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:30,080
kind of situation

648
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:32,799
so normally they are very

649
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:36,000
that that type is very uh

650
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:38,799
stoic and just like pounds it out and is

651
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:40,640
good to go but he starts like making

652
00:24:38,799 --> 00:24:41,410
sound and like doing all this and she's

653
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:43,440
like

654
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:45,440
[Music]

655
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:48,240
getting more and more aroused by all of

656
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:51,279
this and i think at one point she says

657
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:53,840
between him and me i'm going to float

658
00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:53,840
out of here

659
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:58,799
which

660
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:01,279
and once again she's really just seeing

661
00:24:58,799 --> 00:25:02,559
his back like and his penis and his

662
00:25:01,279 --> 00:25:05,760
penis

663
00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:09,440
i imagine it had to be a beautiful penis

664
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:12,159
for this level of reaction sure but like

665
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:14,400
he's making some sounds and moans and

666
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:17,200
whimpers that like let us know he's into

667
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:19,360
it but like we know nothing about him or

668
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,919
his face and like it's not like they are

669
00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:23,840
having any conversations not really

670
00:25:21,919 --> 00:25:25,520
except that he says that i'm on my lunch

671
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:29,600
break like let's hurry the [ __ ] up

672
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:31,120
basically so she is doing her thing and

673
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,720
she's like i think i might be good at

674
00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:36,400
this actually

675
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:39,919
and um he starts to

676
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:43,760
get closer to completion

677
00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:47,200
and so she attaches the machine

678
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:49,520
and then she's like well in the video

679
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,600
she like played with his balls so i

680
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,840
should do that because they did it in

681
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:56,799
the video and i took notes about that

682
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:58,799
so she is an academic at heart she is

683
00:25:56,799 --> 00:26:00,960
and she's very much a perfectionist and

684
00:25:58,799 --> 00:26:05,600
so she is going to be

685
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:08,240
the best [ __ ] hand job performer

686
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,799
of all time listen if there is a rubric

687
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,799
for being a milking associate she is

688
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:14,480
shooting for perfect scores on whatever

689
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:16,720
that metric is i feel like we're looking

690
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:19,279
at milk jugs for the

691
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:21,919
uh not not hugh jackman for our ratings

692
00:26:19,279 --> 00:26:23,279
milk drops milk jugs maybe we'll do a

693
00:26:21,919 --> 00:26:24,640
little bit of both we'll just have to

694
00:26:23,279 --> 00:26:26,240
see how it feels

695
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:28,880
so

696
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,559
so she does she plays with his balls he

697
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,240
makes a lot of sound

698
00:26:30,559 --> 00:26:35,120
and he

699
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:36,320
he comes into the milk jug

700
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:39,200
and

701
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:40,720
she's like holy [ __ ] that was super hot

702
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:43,039
like that should not have been hot like

703
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:44,880
he's just a client like that's really

704
00:26:43,039 --> 00:26:48,480
weird that's never happened before oh my

705
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:51,200
god right is hipaa involved here

706
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:54,559
i mean they do a lot to

707
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:56,240
respect the minotaur's privacy they do

708
00:26:54,559 --> 00:26:59,760
because i guess technically it is a

709
00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:02,080
medical procedure however hipaa is not

710
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,240
directly addressed in the book

711
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:07,600
there's never a release of information

712
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:10,080
signed no no you got it so

713
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,600
she walks out and she's like god damn

714
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:13,919
and then she carries on with her day and

715
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:15,919
that doesn't happen again like she

716
00:27:13,919 --> 00:27:19,120
continues to

717
00:27:15,919 --> 00:27:22,080
provide the nantucket handshake to

718
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:23,600
the rest of her clients but it does not

719
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,279
happen again that she becomes fully

720
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:27,279
aroused by that

721
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:30,000
yeah so it was only the one minotaur who

722
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:31,840
arrived just the one it was just the one

723
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:34,559
so then at the end of the day she goes

724
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:37,200
out to the front desk and apparently the

725
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:38,159
minotaurs can tip if they're like super

726
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,559
into

727
00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:42,720
whatever happened but but the milking

728
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:44,480
associates don't know who left what tip

729
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:46,480
it's all anonymous

730
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,559
but in one of her little tip envelopes

731
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:51,039
she gets like a crisp hundred dollar

732
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:53,919
bill and she's like i know who this was

733
00:27:51,039 --> 00:27:55,279
from okay

734
00:27:53,919 --> 00:27:57,039
i mean

735
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:59,360
if it wasn't from him i'd have more

736
00:27:57,039 --> 00:28:00,159
questions

737
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,039
okay

738
00:28:00,159 --> 00:28:03,760
so

739
00:28:01,039 --> 00:28:07,120
she starts to get more comfortable with

740
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,399
her job she's getting into it and then

741
00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,320
and i pulled this up so i could make

742
00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:12,720
sure that i told you correctly

743
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,760
so there are several different types of

744
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:17,360
minotaurs that come to this

745
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,880
milking farm

746
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,799
and um

747
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:22,799
they're so i'm going to go through them

748
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:24,880
we have the earners

749
00:28:22,799 --> 00:28:27,760
so the earners are the one that ones

750
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,919
that can account for essentially like

751
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,760
every drop that's a direct quote i'm

752
00:28:29,919 --> 00:28:34,080
really sorry that i said that

753
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,080
um

754
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:38,559
so

755
00:28:36,159 --> 00:28:40,640
they are fully aware of all of their

756
00:28:38,559 --> 00:28:42,640
output they make very good money from

757
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,480
this for some of the for some of them

758
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:47,039
this is their primary income

759
00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:49,440
stream so they are the earners

760
00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:49,440
um

761
00:28:49,919 --> 00:28:53,919
i'm really sorry

762
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:56,000
their primary income stream

763
00:28:53,919 --> 00:28:58,560
god damn it

764
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:01,679
so sorry so the next is the pop and go

765
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:03,360
[Laughter]

766
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:05,520
that's what it says it's right there it

767
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:08,159
says poppy i don't doubt it but if y'all

768
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:10,080
i'm about listen hannah's doing this i

769
00:29:08,159 --> 00:29:12,240
need more wine you're gonna hear me pour

770
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:14,480
more wine and i apologize it will pick

771
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:16,960
up the sound but like i feel like i need

772
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,399
more wine for this experience and if

773
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:22,080
there was ever

774
00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:24,720
ever an episode that should have been

775
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:27,600
like sponsored by bota box but wasn't

776
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,520
it's this one and it would be

777
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:32,320
way cooler if it were

778
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:34,080
right like hey buddha box

779
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:36,240
you you really keep us going through

780
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,399
this and you don't sponsor us but we'd

781
00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,320
love it if you did yeah

782
00:29:38,399 --> 00:29:42,880
because if there's anything that's rip

783
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:46,240
right rich and smooth

784
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:50,000
it's this minotaur's dick

785
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,000
it's the minotaur sperm thank you

786
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,039
the pilot would agree i was so sorry

787
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,559
recommendation like i'm really sorry on

788
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:00,720
like deeply

789
00:29:58,559 --> 00:30:02,960
also we apologize buddha box we are not

790
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:06,240
comparing you in any way you're not

791
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:08,960
comparing your argentina dark malbec to

792
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:11,600
minotaur sperm it's delicious and i've

793
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,919
never had minotaurs

794
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,000
i did see on tick tock the other day

795
00:30:13,919 --> 00:30:19,039
stop i don't even know where this is

796
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,200
going a semen mixology book

797
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:24,640
a semen mix shut your mouth when you're

798
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,120
talking to me that is not a thing

799
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:30,080
it was no it was a thing and he showed

800
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:31,600
it and he went over some of the listen i

801
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:34,000
know there's great protein in it but

802
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:37,320
like put that [ __ ] in my smoothie

803
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,320
i get that

804
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:41,360
that could be in the book you know i

805
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,799
apologize for [ __ ] on it so readily

806
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:45,200
but like i'm

807
00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:47,840
no no king shaming here that could be

808
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:50,080
part of the mixology you don't know i i

809
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:52,480
i take back my judgment i apologize it

810
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:55,840
was a snap judgment and i regret it

811
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:55,840
anyway the pop and go

812
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:02,799
so these are the ones that come

813
00:30:59,919 --> 00:31:06,159
basically this is first timers

814
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:08,720
and it's first timers and vance just

815
00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:11,840
pulled up chelsea's husband just pulled

816
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:15,039
up the seminology

817
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:17,200
mixology book i feel vindicated thank

818
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:18,399
you great news guys it's free on kindle

819
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,640
unlimited

820
00:31:18,399 --> 00:31:21,679
stop

821
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,440
yes

822
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:25,840
we will put it in the show notes it is

823
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:28,399
free for those of you who

824
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:29,519
are subscribed to kindle unlimited

825
00:31:28,399 --> 00:31:32,919
i don't know how much it how much does

826
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:36,720
it cost if it's not unlimited

827
00:31:32,919 --> 00:31:38,320
22.95 so you too can learn how to mix

828
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,640
semen

829
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:41,919
and i don't remember any of the names of

830
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,000
the

831
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,519
the the drinks but i do remember that

832
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,120
they were very funny so maybe i'll look

833
00:31:45,519 --> 00:31:48,880
them up later but

834
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:50,799
the point is the pop and goes are

835
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:53,519
essentially first-timers

836
00:31:50,799 --> 00:31:55,760
that show up and tend to talk a big game

837
00:31:53,519 --> 00:31:57,440
like i'm here to rock your world baby

838
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,200
like you've never seen somebody as big

839
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,799
as me and then they basically come in

840
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,559
like two seconds because they're not

841
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:04,480
used to the stimulation that they

842
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:05,840
receive so then they leave very

843
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,480
embarrassed

844
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:10,880
so it's like most guys at a college bar

845
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:14,080
pretty much every guy at a college bar

846
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,399
but minotaur but minotaurs okay i'm

847
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,000
but but they can probably back up their

848
00:32:16,399 --> 00:32:20,080
size a little bit more because it's a

849
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,039
bull penis situation instead of just

850
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:24,000
like

851
00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:25,679
like a 21 year old [ __ ] idiot who's

852
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,679
had too much whiskey and thinks he's

853
00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,720
really cool because he drinks whiskey

854
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:31,440
you know

855
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:33,360
i once ordered whiskey on the rocks at a

856
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,360
bar and at a honky tonk in nashville

857
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,799
when we were living there and the guy at

858
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:38,960
the bar next to me literally looked at

859
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:41,760
me and said will you marry me

860
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:44,000
and i went you have a very low bar my

861
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:46,080
friend

862
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:47,840
so honored but if your only bar is that

863
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,720
i drink whiskey

864
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:51,120
this is

865
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,720
too low a bar and i want you to aim

866
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,480
higher for yourself

867
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:57,600
i don't know if i should feel better or

868
00:32:54,480 --> 00:33:00,320
worse that i have not had a spontaneous

869
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:02,799
proposal like that i mean i have but not

870
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:05,919
in that that scenario well plot twist

871
00:33:02,799 --> 00:33:05,919
he's not my husband

872
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:09,840
oh

873
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:12,480
i know everyone is shocked by that i

874
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:14,559
know poor guy i hope he's happy wherever

875
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:16,559
you are i hope you're happy whiskey on

876
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:18,320
the rocks guy right

877
00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:20,159
so then we have the clock watchers which

878
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,440
is the one that she was super turned on

879
00:33:20,159 --> 00:33:23,039
by these are the guys that are

880
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,840
essentially like

881
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:27,360
high power businessmen um just making a

882
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:29,600
little extra money

883
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:32,159
um they're always on their way to

884
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:33,120
another meeting to a lunch meeting to

885
00:33:32,159 --> 00:33:35,120
whatever

886
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:37,519
so um

887
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:39,919
it's very much transactional for them

888
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:41,679
and they very rarely

889
00:33:39,919 --> 00:33:43,440
um

890
00:33:41,679 --> 00:33:44,960
vocalize or express any kind of

891
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:46,480
excitement

892
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,720
they're just like didn't get out i want

893
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,360
my money for my sperm basically yeah

894
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:54,000
cool so the last one is the one that is

895
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,600
the most like

896
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,399
uh why

897
00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,080
was that necessary for this

898
00:33:58,399 --> 00:34:02,960
um as opposed to the rest of the book

899
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:07,840
which is very necessary obviously yes

900
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:07,840
yeah um it is the good little cows

901
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:13,919
i wasn't ready i wasn't ready for it i

902
00:34:11,679 --> 00:34:17,760
said what i said

903
00:34:13,919 --> 00:34:19,040
so the good little cows are basically

904
00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:21,440
into the

905
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:23,280
fantasy of being milked like they're

906
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:26,399
into that kink

907
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:29,839
and so sometimes so there are notes in

908
00:34:26,399 --> 00:34:31,919
the milking associates like uh files for

909
00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:34,960
the day that will tell them if they want

910
00:34:31,919 --> 00:34:37,280
them to wear a specific kind of outfit

911
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:40,720
like a milk made

912
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:42,560
oh outfit

913
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,359
okay um

914
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,960
and

915
00:34:43,359 --> 00:34:45,119
um

916
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,679
[Music]

917
00:34:45,119 --> 00:34:50,000
so like these guys it's like more fetish

918
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:52,800
for these guys yes okay it's less

919
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:55,119
business more fetish yes and they do

920
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,960
tend to be the best tippers apparently

921
00:34:55,119 --> 00:34:58,560
um well one won't hope if it's your

922
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,000
fetish and they're making it like making

923
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,119
your dreams come true that you would tip

924
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:03,680
well

925
00:35:01,119 --> 00:35:07,200
don't be stingy right and they're very

926
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:10,400
clear in the book that the owners of the

927
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:12,560
milking farm are very much about the

928
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:14,400
safety of their

929
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:17,839
um

930
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:20,079
their milking associates and so they say

931
00:35:17,839 --> 00:35:22,079
if anybody's ever inappropriate with you

932
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:23,520
all you need to do is report it and

933
00:35:22,079 --> 00:35:27,920
they'll be banned

934
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:31,119
so i guess that's good like i don't know

935
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:33,920
what the point of that was

936
00:35:31,119 --> 00:35:36,400
you know like for the i mean on mass of

937
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,560
the book like just if we sort of distill

938
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,520
it to what it is

939
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:41,839
why

940
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:44,079
well i mean like i bet there's some

941
00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:46,480
freedom for a milking associate to know

942
00:35:44,079 --> 00:35:48,240
that like if a minotaur is inappropriate

943
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,920
that like they can hold a boundary and

944
00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:51,920
they can say like no you are no longer

945
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,760
welcome here

946
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,599
sure yeah

947
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,960
like that must feel good because you

948
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:58,320
know like what would suck if like

949
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:00,160
someone was like really inappropriate it

950
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,440
was a really shitty experience and they

951
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,240
like showed up the next week and they're

952
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,560
like

953
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,599
they requested you and you're like no

954
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,119
ma'am

955
00:36:05,599 --> 00:36:09,119
yeah there's a certain amount of

956
00:36:07,119 --> 00:36:11,280
empowerment to know that if somebody

957
00:36:09,119 --> 00:36:13,760
makes you feel unsafe that you don't

958
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,839
have to interact with them again yes yes

959
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,720
i could i could agree with that

960
00:36:15,839 --> 00:36:17,839
so

961
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:20,720
um

962
00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:23,599
violet is getting more settled into the

963
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,440
job she's learning more about it she is

964
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:27,599
making pretty good money

965
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:31,359
and she's kind of like rocking and

966
00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:32,560
rolling along and then she gets a

967
00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:34,800
request

968
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:37,040
so she has her stack of

969
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,800
files for the day she gets a request and

970
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,720
she's like oh [ __ ] this could only be

971
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,640
one minotaur and i'm like why you've

972
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:45,440
literally serviced like 200 at this

973
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,640
point like why could it only be the one

974
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:49,119
but okay

975
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:51,680
so she's like oh [ __ ]

976
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:54,000
and then so as the day goes along this

977
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:56,000
particular day nothing is going right

978
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,760
like the the equipment's not working

979
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,680
properly not the minotaur equipment

980
00:36:57,760 --> 00:37:00,960
they're fine but like

981
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:03,119
her

982
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:05,520
the the milking equipment is not working

983
00:37:03,119 --> 00:37:06,720
properly she's behind schedule like

984
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,720
nothing is going the way it's supposed

985
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:10,960
to so she gets to her last appointment

986
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:13,040
of the day and it is the minotaur and

987
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:14,320
she finally sees his face and she feels

988
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,520
like he's super

989
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,440
hot

990
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,720
did she initially recognize him by his

991
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:25,040
back muscles she did okay yes and he's

992
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:27,359
wearing a a septum piercing okay um and

993
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:29,200
she's like that's also pretty hot

994
00:37:27,359 --> 00:37:31,520
like i'm kind of into that

995
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:33,200
and so

996
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,520
they sort of strike up a conversation

997
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:37,520
she talks about how bad her day was he's

998
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:40,160
like i'm so sorry i hope that i wasn't

999
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:41,680
your bad luck because i requested you

1000
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,560
and she was like i guess we'll just have

1001
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,480
to see

1002
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:46,240
they start talking about coffee she

1003
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:48,240
shares with him that she went to this

1004
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:50,560
particular coffee shop and he's like no

1005
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:52,560
no no no that coffee shop is terrible

1006
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:55,280
you need to go to this one and she was

1007
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,880
like okay i'll remember that

1008
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,200
blah blah blah blah blah

1009
00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:01,359
so she carries on with her life she

1010
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:03,520
continues to work and do well and make

1011
00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:05,520
money and make all these tips and

1012
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,839
everything's going great

1013
00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:10,320
um her mom continues to call her to try

1014
00:38:07,839 --> 00:38:11,440
to get her to move home and she tells

1015
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,079
her mom she's working for a

1016
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:15,680
pharmaceutical company which i guess is

1017
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:17,359
technically true

1018
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:21,200
so

1019
00:38:17,359 --> 00:38:23,440
then one day she's at a coffee shop

1020
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,839
this guy starts hitting on her and she's

1021
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:28,000
like jesus christ and

1022
00:38:25,839 --> 00:38:30,400
she's like is she at the coffee shop

1023
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,040
that's the dude recommended okay and

1024
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:36,400
she's like oh [ __ ] like i

1025
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:39,040
am not into this and this girl comes up

1026
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,119
to her and is like hey han like i'm so

1027
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,359
sorry i'm late thank you so much for

1028
00:38:41,119 --> 00:38:45,599
like saving a table like blah blah blah

1029
00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:47,520
blah so like a random stranger totally

1030
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:50,560
comes up and saves her we love this

1031
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:53,040
stranger classic classic like girl power

1032
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,040
move here

1033
00:38:54,079 --> 00:38:56,480
so

1034
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:59,440
sorry i need a little more wine for

1035
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:02,720
what's about to happen oh god

1036
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:05,760
so she makes friends with this person

1037
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,800
who is uh british i guess and super nice

1038
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:09,280
chatty

1039
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:11,119
um she discovers that this uh woman is a

1040
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:13,119
vampire

1041
00:39:11,119 --> 00:39:15,760
who works at a

1042
00:39:13,119 --> 00:39:18,720
restaurant for vampires and so she is

1043
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:21,200
essentially a collector of blood so

1044
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:23,680
people volunteer and get paid

1045
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:26,640
um to provide blood to this restaurant

1046
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:28,640
and this vampire collects it i love that

1047
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:31,280
all of the species in this universe

1048
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:34,480
really all work to each other's greater

1049
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:36,480
good they do and only in cambric creek

1050
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:39,040
so in the larger city

1051
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:41,839
um the other species are kind of more

1052
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,800
looked down upon but in this particular

1053
00:39:41,839 --> 00:39:45,599
sort of

1054
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:49,119
town suburb area of the city

1055
00:39:45,599 --> 00:39:52,079
you have like she and she describes like

1056
00:39:49,119 --> 00:39:53,359
moth people ogres pixies trolls dwarves

1057
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:56,160
like all these different kinds of

1058
00:39:53,359 --> 00:39:57,599
creatures shifters um all coexisting

1059
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,960
together and kind of loving on each

1060
00:39:57,599 --> 00:40:00,320
other and supporting each other which is

1061
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,359
great

1062
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,560
so

1063
00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:06,960
um she meets this this vampire

1064
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:08,640
they really hit it off she they decide

1065
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:11,839
they're gonna meet up again

1066
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:14,079
um she continues to work blah blah blah

1067
00:40:11,839 --> 00:40:16,720
she sees the minotaur again and makes

1068
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:18,480
specific like the minotaur again she

1069
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:22,560
does not know his name because it's only

1070
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:25,520
initials on his uh file

1071
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:27,440
so he requests her again so she knows

1072
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,680
that she's been requested she sees his

1073
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:30,880
initials she knows that it's him

1074
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,839
um

1075
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:35,359
and she makes a specific note of his

1076
00:40:33,839 --> 00:40:37,119
septum piercing

1077
00:40:35,359 --> 00:40:39,280
and every time and i'm not going to get

1078
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:41,440
into it every time but every time she

1079
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,240
gives him

1080
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:44,480
she

1081
00:40:42,240 --> 00:40:46,640
she goes for the full handskip

1082
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,640
he

1083
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:51,200
um she is super aroused by the whole

1084
00:40:49,599 --> 00:40:53,520
situation right

1085
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:54,319
so um

1086
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,920
she

1087
00:40:54,319 --> 00:41:00,319
goes home and is thinking about him she

1088
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,920
watches some minotaur human porn gets

1089
00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:04,319
herself off

1090
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,560
she then decides she needs to look up

1091
00:41:04,319 --> 00:41:09,640
what the septum piercing means because

1092
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:12,960
not all of the minotaurs that she

1093
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,680
services has them

1094
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,599
so

1095
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,440
she discovers that the septum piercing

1096
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:20,720
generally means that the minotaur is

1097
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,839
married so she is super upset by this

1098
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:22,960
because

1099
00:41:21,839 --> 00:41:24,960
she was like i thought we had a

1100
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,560
connection and then she beats herself up

1101
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,599
because she's like we did not have a

1102
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:29,760
connection

1103
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:32,640
i'm giving him a medical procedure like

1104
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:35,040
you need to calm the [ __ ] down right i i

1105
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:36,960
just really love that like hand jobs

1106
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:39,359
like this entire book is about giving

1107
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,599
minotaurs hand jobs and she's like it's

1108
00:41:39,359 --> 00:41:45,119
a medical procedure

1109
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:46,640
it it is okay it is

1110
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:48,880
so

1111
00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:52,000
um she

1112
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:53,839
yeah so she does the whole deal

1113
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,839
um

1114
00:41:53,839 --> 00:41:58,319
of like pulling back from him

1115
00:41:55,839 --> 00:42:00,079
essentially because she's like oh he's

1116
00:41:58,319 --> 00:42:02,560
married like i really should not be so

1117
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:04,000
like he like shows up to be serviced and

1118
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,839
she's just like

1119
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,319
not talking about coffee anymore like

1120
00:42:05,839 --> 00:42:09,599
more like just like withdrawn yeah okay

1121
00:42:08,319 --> 00:42:12,079
she's trying to have more professional

1122
00:42:09,599 --> 00:42:14,560
boundaries because she recognizes that

1123
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:16,400
like she's maybe going a little bit too

1124
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,359
far with this guy if she's into him like

1125
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,160
that

1126
00:42:17,359 --> 00:42:23,200
so she then goes to get coffee a couple

1127
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:25,760
of days later and he's there

1128
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:28,079
and she's meeting her vampire friend and

1129
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:29,440
people are currently cutting trees down

1130
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:32,240
in chelsea's yard so i'm really like we

1131
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:34,640
are college guys y'all there are there

1132
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:36,800
are trees coming down

1133
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:38,319
they're like they're not small trees

1134
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:39,760
they're not and there are a lot of dudes

1135
00:42:38,319 --> 00:42:41,440
out there there are and so like

1136
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:43,920
something to know about

1137
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:47,520
where where my husband and i live is

1138
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:49,119
that it's a it's very heavily wooded and

1139
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:51,240
there's also some steep angles you know

1140
00:42:49,119 --> 00:42:53,520
what else is heavily wooded these

1141
00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:56,400
minotaurs hey

1142
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,079
i'm so sorry um no but for real my so

1143
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:59,599
our yard is very like heavily wooded our

1144
00:42:58,079 --> 00:43:02,079
neighbors are getting some trees removed

1145
00:42:59,599 --> 00:43:04,240
but because of

1146
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:07,119
generally how most all of these trees

1147
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:09,200
line up that people need removed um they

1148
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:10,880
can't just like let them cut them and

1149
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,400
let them fall so they actually have to

1150
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,960
like rope

1151
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:17,359
like pieces down individually or if they

1152
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:18,800
cut it down it will land on your house

1153
00:43:17,359 --> 00:43:20,079
yeah um

1154
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,839
so

1155
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:23,680
the end of this episode could be really

1156
00:43:21,839 --> 00:43:25,760
interesting right but like we applaud

1157
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,960
this noise for the fact that like my

1158
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,599
neighbors are getting trees safely

1159
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:32,720
removed that won't fall on my house or

1160
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:35,040
theirs in my neighborhood is notorious

1161
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:37,440
like we had some trees removed recently

1162
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,880
and the guy was like oh yeah whenever

1163
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,640
there's a storm that comes through like

1164
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,319
your neighborhood like all of the the

1165
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,560
tree service people get hit up because

1166
00:43:42,319 --> 00:43:46,000
like trees always fall down in fact when

1167
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,680
we were buying our house we were under

1168
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,440
contract that hadn't closed yet a

1169
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:51,280
hurricane came through and two trees

1170
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,880
fell down and hit our neighbor's house

1171
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:54,160
and i was like i'm so sorry but also i

1172
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:56,400
don't own the house yet so it's not my

1173
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:58,079
problem yeah um

1174
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,359
we haven't we haven't talked to them

1175
00:43:58,079 --> 00:44:01,119
since i bought the house and it is my

1176
00:43:59,359 --> 00:44:02,400
problem

1177
00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:03,280
you know but you know these things

1178
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,440
happen

1179
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,119
and so they do

1180
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:09,839
so um

1181
00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:12,079
so violet do we know his name at this

1182
00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:13,520
point not yet oh my god no i don't even

1183
00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:18,319
know his name okay no we don't know his

1184
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:19,760
name so so she is at the

1185
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:22,000
coffee shop and she's meeting her

1186
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,839
vampire friend and he's there and he's

1187
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,480
there and she has already emotionally

1188
00:44:23,839 --> 00:44:28,000
withdrawn from him because a septum ring

1189
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:32,800
normally means in their community that

1190
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,880
he is married yes and so she's like oh

1191
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:38,079
[ __ ]

1192
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:40,480
oh god i did not want to talk to him

1193
00:44:38,079 --> 00:44:42,079
ever again oh god

1194
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:43,440
and so she's kind of freaking out is it

1195
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:45,040
like actually she didn't want to talk to

1196
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,640
him or is she like a low-key a little

1197
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:48,160
excited that he's there

1198
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:49,920
i mean i guess she's a little bit

1199
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,240
excited that she that he's there but

1200
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:53,599
she's like really sad

1201
00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:54,640
she's really sad

1202
00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:58,160
um

1203
00:44:54,640 --> 00:45:00,640
that he's married and she had like built

1204
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:03,119
it up in her mind that they had this

1205
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:05,760
connection and he was married

1206
00:45:03,119 --> 00:45:08,640
so he's like oh hey like let me buy you

1207
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:10,720
a coffee and she's like no i'm here with

1208
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:13,280
someone and he's like oh you're on a

1209
00:45:10,720 --> 00:45:16,079
date and she's like yep

1210
00:45:13,280 --> 00:45:18,319
yep i'm on a date even though she's not

1211
00:45:16,079 --> 00:45:19,760
so she's lying to just like put

1212
00:45:18,319 --> 00:45:21,839
emotional distance between them

1213
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:23,839
technically it's a friend it's a friend

1214
00:45:21,839 --> 00:45:25,359
date so i mean if you want to splice it

1215
00:45:23,839 --> 00:45:26,960
that way you can

1216
00:45:25,359 --> 00:45:29,040
feels like she was reaching for the sake

1217
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:32,640
of she was the distance between them

1218
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:34,079
though she was for sure so he's like

1219
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,839
oh

1220
00:45:34,079 --> 00:45:36,800
oh okay

1221
00:45:35,839 --> 00:45:39,280
right

1222
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,960
and then later

1223
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:43,599
he

1224
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:46,400
he comes back to the milking farm

1225
00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:49,599
and they're like kind of weird and she

1226
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:52,319
goes up onto like the milking bench area

1227
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:54,800
which she almost never does and they're

1228
00:45:52,319 --> 00:45:56,560
like talking and he's like well i didn't

1229
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,760
realize you were seeing anyone and she's

1230
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,359
like well i didn't realize you were

1231
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:01,440
married and he was like the [ __ ] are you

1232
00:45:59,359 --> 00:46:04,720
talking about she's like you're you're

1233
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:06,960
piercing and he's like no i'm divorced

1234
00:46:04,720 --> 00:46:08,880
i've been divorced for two years i've

1235
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:11,200
just been afraid to get this removed

1236
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,200
because i think like it's gonna hurt

1237
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:15,119
like getting it hurt a lot and getting

1238
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:16,960
it removed is gonna hurt a lot and i've

1239
00:46:15,119 --> 00:46:18,400
just been kind of been avoiding it and

1240
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,119
she's like oh

1241
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:23,280
i was on a date with my friends

1242
00:46:21,119 --> 00:46:24,720
and then they're like oh

1243
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:26,319
okay

1244
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:28,960
well then they cleared up this big

1245
00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:31,760
miscommunication they have okay and

1246
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,960
honestly like that is basically like the

1247
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,800
biggest

1248
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,359
plot point of the whole book like

1249
00:46:34,800 --> 00:46:39,440
there's no plot at what point in the

1250
00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:41,520
book does that happen

1251
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:43,839
it happens

1252
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,839
like

1253
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,079
about halfway through a little more than

1254
00:46:45,839 --> 00:46:50,319
halfway through okay yeah

1255
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:52,960
so then

1256
00:46:50,319 --> 00:46:54,640
she's like oh okay and he's like we

1257
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,240
should get dinner and she's like i don't

1258
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,160
i don't think i'm allowed to do that and

1259
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:59,359
he's like sure you can

1260
00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:03,040
and so

1261
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:05,359
because there are um cameras in on the

1262
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,680
milking level but there are not cameras

1263
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:11,520
on the breeding bench level

1264
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:13,760
um for the privacy of the minotaurs

1265
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,760
so

1266
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,839
anyway

1267
00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:20,400
so she gives him the five finger slippy

1268
00:47:17,839 --> 00:47:20,400
and then

1269
00:47:21,599 --> 00:47:24,800
and

1270
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:26,319
then um

1271
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,119
he

1272
00:47:26,319 --> 00:47:30,480
he's like we should get dinner they plan

1273
00:47:29,119 --> 00:47:32,480
a date

1274
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:35,760
and she's like i think this might be

1275
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:37,119
unethical but i don't really know like

1276
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:39,119
oh

1277
00:47:37,119 --> 00:47:42,160
so she's she decides to go for it they

1278
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:44,720
go out on a date it's really lovely

1279
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:46,480
she really enjoys his company everything

1280
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:48,880
is great

1281
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,640
she hears more about his

1282
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:53,599
um ex-wife

1283
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:57,200
and decides to look her up she discovers

1284
00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:58,240
that this this ex-wife is like a

1285
00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:00,640
uh

1286
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:01,359
i don't know what you would call it

1287
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,319
like

1288
00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:07,599
like she's mixed so she's half minotaur

1289
00:48:04,319 --> 00:48:09,440
half human and she's like super gorgeous

1290
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:11,200
and all this other stuff and she's like

1291
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,599
oh [ __ ] she starts to kind of feel bad

1292
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:16,640
about herself what is your body if you

1293
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:17,760
are half menitar and half human

1294
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,280
i don't really

1295
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:24,319
okay i just i think her facial features

1296
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:26,240
were more human than a minotaur okay i

1297
00:48:24,319 --> 00:48:29,760
can work with that yeah

1298
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:32,160
but she still had hooves in a tail

1299
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:35,200
and hooves is an allergy

1300
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:38,800
apparently apparently

1301
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:40,720
aren't hoops like fingernails though

1302
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:42,800
i mean to be fair i don't eat human

1303
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:44,960
fingernails

1304
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,960
so

1305
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,680
i don't i don't eat hooves or human

1306
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,920
fingernails i just want to clarify that

1307
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,520
for the record no one was asking but

1308
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:56,960
just just to make sure we were all on

1309
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:59,599
the same page i just choked a little bit

1310
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:01,119
um okay you need more wine there no

1311
00:48:59,599 --> 00:49:03,680
i'm good

1312
00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:06,079
um so she like gets kind of

1313
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:08,319
self-conscious and he's like no you're

1314
00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:09,200
you're gorgeous and blah blah blah blah

1315
00:49:08,319 --> 00:49:10,960
blah

1316
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:14,079
you're gorgeous even if you don't have

1317
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:16,400
hooves and a tail exactly that's what

1318
00:49:14,079 --> 00:49:18,559
that's what we all want to hear from our

1319
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:20,960
partners honestly like that's why i

1320
00:49:18,559 --> 00:49:23,599
married my husband

1321
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,640
did matt say to you at some point

1322
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,880
hannah

1323
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:27,920
you're beautiful even without hooves and

1324
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,680
a tail

1325
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:32,079
you know i don't think he used those

1326
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,240
exact words

1327
00:49:32,079 --> 00:49:35,440
honestly i'd have more questions if my

1328
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,720
husband did

1329
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:39,119
my husband was like i think you're

1330
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:41,599
stunning even if you don't have hooves

1331
00:49:39,119 --> 00:49:42,960
i'd be like wait hold up

1332
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:45,680
i mean

1333
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:47,760
in all fairness my husband is from very

1334
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:50,960
rural west georgia that's basically

1335
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:53,760
alabama so

1336
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,599
i would also like to clearly state just

1337
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,920
because hannah's husband is from west

1338
00:49:55,599 --> 00:50:00,800
georgia he has never been into

1339
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:02,880
bestiality he hasn't and i let's let's

1340
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:05,119
just clear that [ __ ] up right now you're

1341
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:07,440
like i just want to be clear he is from

1342
00:50:05,119 --> 00:50:08,800
west georgia and i'm like you know who's

1343
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:11,200
going to be pissed listening to this

1344
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:13,680
episode your husband when we're talking

1345
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:16,319
about minotaur sex and you're like he is

1346
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:19,839
from west georgia y'all let's be totally

1347
00:50:16,319 --> 00:50:19,839
fair he's not going to listen

1348
00:50:21,890 --> 00:50:27,920
[Laughter]

1349
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:30,480
he has to listen to me talk about this

1350
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:32,640
[ __ ] all the time anyway he is not going

1351
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,559
to this is why we started this podcast

1352
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:36,480
because all in a ridiculous book i'm

1353
00:50:34,559 --> 00:50:38,079
like oh my god vance i just need to tell

1354
00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:38,839
you all about it and then i feel like

1355
00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:42,079
i'm

1356
00:50:38,839 --> 00:50:44,400
like i'm very early in to what i think

1357
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:47,200
it's a great book description and i can

1358
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:49,760
tell he's like i'm ready for this to not

1359
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:52,160
yeah eyes are glazing over like we're

1360
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:54,480
checking out he's like for sure so i

1361
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:56,720
would like to play a game on this on my

1362
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,960
nintendo switch at this point

1363
00:50:56,720 --> 00:51:00,480
and i'm like yeah you know i guess i

1364
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,319
guess this might not be as exciting for

1365
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:04,079
you which is why we started this podcast

1366
00:51:02,319 --> 00:51:06,079
so we could all have a safe space to

1367
00:51:04,079 --> 00:51:08,319
talk about smut with people who give a

1368
00:51:06,079 --> 00:51:10,079
[ __ ] because our husbands are very

1369
00:51:08,319 --> 00:51:12,000
supportive wonderful human beings who we

1370
00:51:10,079 --> 00:51:13,599
like adore with every every fiber of our

1371
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:14,720
being

1372
00:51:13,599 --> 00:51:17,280
and

1373
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:19,760
they also don't read smut or really have

1374
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:22,400
a desire to discuss it with us yeah they

1375
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,400
don't get excited about it you know

1376
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,760
they just don't and by excited we just

1377
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:28,319
mean like excited to read it we don't

1378
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:30,079
mean like aroused excited

1379
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:32,240
so

1380
00:51:30,079 --> 00:51:33,680
yes so

1381
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:36,640
at work

1382
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:39,440
i have a feelings wheel yep all

1383
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:41,599
therapists should have this it's a great

1384
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:43,359
tool it's very helpful for people to

1385
00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:46,240
identify what they're feeling and on

1386
00:51:43,359 --> 00:51:49,040
this feelings wheel is the word aroused

1387
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:51,359
and i cannot tell you the number of

1388
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:54,000
times that a new patient has come in and

1389
00:51:51,359 --> 00:51:56,960
picked it up and said

1390
00:51:54,000 --> 00:52:00,000
how many times has somebody said aroused

1391
00:51:56,960 --> 00:52:01,680
i'm like too many bro like more than you

1392
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:04,240
would think

1393
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,599
like honestly more than you would hope

1394
00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:08,640
for real

1395
00:52:05,599 --> 00:52:10,720
for you the goal is that no one comes in

1396
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:13,599
for therapy and when you're like how are

1397
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:15,280
you feeling today and they go around

1398
00:52:13,599 --> 00:52:16,640
you're like well that's not the word i

1399
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,440
was hoping for

1400
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:20,160
yeah

1401
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:21,920
yeah like maybe we should end session

1402
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:23,200
early but anyway

1403
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,559
so

1404
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:26,880
they go on a date

1405
00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:28,720
it's very enjoyable she's super into it

1406
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,720
he seems super into it

1407
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:32,640
it's all great

1408
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:38,160
she's starting to get kind of anxious

1409
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:40,720
because she knows the size of his member

1410
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:43,200
um because i mean she has at least on

1411
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:44,839
three occasions now yeah

1412
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,680
given him

1413
00:52:44,839 --> 00:52:50,640
a beef jerky

1414
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:53,760
she had given him a beef jerky

1415
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:56,240
i'm i like i both i simultaneously love

1416
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:58,079
and hate all of these hand job

1417
00:52:56,240 --> 00:53:00,480
euphemisms

1418
00:52:58,079 --> 00:53:02,559
i personally can't stop

1419
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:05,040
i got so excited about all of these

1420
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:06,720
euphemisms that i made a list for all of

1421
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,880
the ones that i wanted to make sure that

1422
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:10,079
i and she texts me about it like hannah

1423
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,680
straight up text me and she's like i'm

1424
00:53:10,079 --> 00:53:13,200
so excited to review this book because i

1425
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:15,280
have a full list of my favorite

1426
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:18,160
euphemisms for hand jobs and i was like

1427
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:20,400
that is commitment my friends

1428
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:21,680
like literally my notes for this book

1429
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:24,800
are just

1430
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:26,880
hand job euphemisms like that's

1431
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:29,200
that's all how many more do you have on

1432
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:31,599
the list that we haven't hit yet a lot

1433
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:33,839
yes all right let's get back in so you

1434
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,280
you can start knocking those out

1435
00:53:33,839 --> 00:53:38,240
so

1436
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:40,160
she knows what she would be working with

1437
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:43,400
because she has given him a smiley dan

1438
00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:43,400
in the past

1439
00:53:44,319 --> 00:53:48,240
so

1440
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:50,400
um she is like hoping that he's gonna

1441
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:51,760
come inside and he's like giving her a

1442
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,880
nice little kiss you mean like come

1443
00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:56,720
inside her house not inside of her both

1444
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,520
okay valid yeah

1445
00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:58,480
so

1446
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,480
um

1447
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:02,480
yeah so

1448
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:05,280
he drops her off she's like what's

1449
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:05,280
happening here

1450
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,760
um oh they go on a couple more dates he

1451
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:15,520
does wind up taking her home and this is

1452
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:19,119
where the book for me like

1453
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:19,119
none of it has been great

1454
00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:27,280
in all fairness to siem nescasta and all

1455
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:30,000
the wanky jobs that happened here

1456
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:32,640
none of it has been great

1457
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:36,480
but this is where it's like

1458
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:37,599
okay so we we were sort of tiptoeing to

1459
00:54:36,480 --> 00:54:40,640
the line

1460
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:42,000
and now we have we have tap dance to

1461
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,079
cross it

1462
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:47,680
okay

1463
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:48,640
so she finally goes home with dude buddy

1464
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:50,079
and

1465
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:52,480
he

1466
00:54:50,079 --> 00:54:57,040
she starts to give him a swedish massage

1467
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:59,200
and not like a regular one like a handy

1468
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:02,240
swedish massage

1469
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:03,680
and he has a ton of lube and obviously

1470
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:06,160
because it's going to be necessary

1471
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:07,920
because they're very specific that he is

1472
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,200
quite

1473
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:12,079
large and

1474
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:13,359
and wide and there's a lot happening

1475
00:55:12,079 --> 00:55:17,119
for him

1476
00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:17,119
in that situation so

1477
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:23,839
she's getting really aroused and really

1478
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,720
excited and he's like no no no no no no

1479
00:55:23,839 --> 00:55:26,880
like

1480
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:28,559
pump the brakes we got to get you ready

1481
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:30,400
for all this because i'm not trying to

1482
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:33,200
hurt you right now and she's like but

1483
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:34,799
you could though

1484
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:37,280
and he's like no

1485
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:40,400
so he pumps the brakes he slows it down

1486
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,400
he tries to get her ready

1487
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:49,400
and here's the problem no here's a

1488
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:51,200
problem so they talk about the amount of

1489
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:54,079
ejaculate

1490
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:55,920
that is happening right

1491
00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:58,640
because it's being collected

1492
00:55:55,920 --> 00:56:00,079
scientifically and medically so we know

1493
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,359
the amount

1494
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:04,680
and she is fantasizing about

1495
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:08,000
oh what

1496
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:09,520
24 ounces oh my god

1497
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:12,079
stop

1498
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:14,319
stop right now you shut your mouth right

1499
00:56:12,079 --> 00:56:14,319
now

1500
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:22,400
so like the standard

1501
00:56:17,839 --> 00:56:26,960
ejaculation for a minotaur is 24 ounces

1502
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,960
of semen that's what fills up the jug

1503
00:56:27,119 --> 00:56:31,920
so they don't all meet that i'm looking

1504
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:35,839
at my water bottle right now that holds

1505
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:37,390
32 ounces and i am feeling very

1506
00:56:35,839 --> 00:56:38,960
concerned

1507
00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:41,520
[Music]

1508
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,119
oh no that shouldn't all go in your body

1509
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:44,559
you're a human

1510
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:46,880
no

1511
00:56:44,559 --> 00:56:48,640
no it shouldn't go in anybody's body

1512
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:50,160
really it should go in a glass jug and

1513
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:51,760
into viagra

1514
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:54,799
which is the whole point of the milking

1515
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:54,799
farm i mean

1516
00:56:55,599 --> 00:57:00,079
yes

1517
00:56:56,799 --> 00:57:03,680
so she is wicked turned on by this whole

1518
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:05,520
scenario again she has watched minotaur

1519
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:07,520
human porn and gotten herself off to

1520
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,680
this she's telling him about it he's

1521
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:10,559
like i'm real into that

1522
00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,480
and

1523
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:14,400
eventually is this his first time with a

1524
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,400
human do we know

1525
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,480
i don't think we know but it does seem

1526
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:20,799
that way okay it does seem that way but

1527
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:22,480
he is trying to be very careful not to

1528
00:57:20,799 --> 00:57:25,359
hurt her which is nice that's very kind

1529
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,400
you always appreciate that yeah

1530
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:28,000
so

1531
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,960
they do it

1532
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:33,280
it's very messy

1533
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:36,160
it's very messy

1534
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:38,839
there's 24 ounces of jizz

1535
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:42,240
i hated i hated that

1536
00:57:38,839 --> 00:57:45,440
sentence yup i mean you're not wrong but

1537
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:45,440
i hate that you said it

1538
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:52,000
okay so there it's very messy there's 24

1539
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:55,839
ounces of jizz yes and

1540
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,839
they need a lot of towels

1541
00:57:56,720 --> 00:58:01,119
you know the great news is very specific

1542
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:03,520
in the book go to costco

1543
00:58:01,119 --> 00:58:06,400
get a get a pack it's very cheap you can

1544
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,400
bleach them after

1545
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,760
i hate everything about this but go on

1546
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,559
so

1547
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:17,200
after all that happens and she is left

1548
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:19,520
to clean up the kansas milk of it all

1549
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,520
she

1550
00:58:19,839 --> 00:58:24,880
i'm sorry guys i'm not that sorry i'm

1551
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,319
going to keep going because i can't stop

1552
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:28,880
so

1553
00:58:26,319 --> 00:58:30,720
much like oh i forgot his name is rourke

1554
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:32,559
she finds out at the coffee shop coffee

1555
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:34,799
shop his name is rourke

1556
00:58:32,559 --> 00:58:34,799
so

1557
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:41,920
they continue to bang and it's all great

1558
00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:43,359
her mom is trying to set her up with

1559
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:45,599
some guy

1560
00:58:43,359 --> 00:58:47,440
that she grew up with

1561
00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:49,680
in her hometown and she's like jesus

1562
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,640
christ woman like please leave me alone

1563
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:53,119
like

1564
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,799
jesus jamal xavier christ please stop

1565
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:56,160
calling me about this like i'm really

1566
00:58:54,799 --> 00:59:00,480
not into it

1567
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:02,960
and she can't like mom can't stop so

1568
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:05,440
there is some some concern about the

1569
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:06,880
whole inter-species

1570
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:08,799
situation

1571
00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:12,000
so she talks about common in this

1572
00:59:08,799 --> 00:59:14,480
universe it is so she talks to her

1573
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:18,720
friend who is the vampire and gets some

1574
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:21,280
support around it she also meets her

1575
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:23,280
she meets rorke's neighbor

1576
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:26,559
who is a pixie who's in a relationship

1577
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:30,400
with the an ogre i think

1578
00:59:26,559 --> 00:59:33,520
and she's like yeah he's like massive

1579
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:37,200
and like oh my god and you're like why

1580
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:37,200
is this part of the conversation

1581
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:43,280
right i mean oh

1582
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:45,119
anyway well but also like

1583
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,599
i don't know i think back on when i was

1584
00:59:45,119 --> 00:59:50,079
dating my husband and if i like there

1585
00:59:47,599 --> 00:59:52,319
there wasn't an inner species

1586
00:59:50,079 --> 00:59:54,319
question of any capacity but i do feel

1587
00:59:52,319 --> 00:59:55,520
like if my husband's neighbor had been

1588
00:59:54,319 --> 00:59:57,599
like

1589
00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:00,799
that's who you're dating

1590
00:59:57,599 --> 01:00:02,480
he's huge he's so well endowed i'd be

1591
01:00:00,799 --> 01:00:04,400
like i don't want to have this

1592
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,359
conversation with you

1593
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:09,440
yeah that would have been a

1594
01:00:07,359 --> 01:00:13,599
i would say hard pass but that feels

1595
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:15,280
weird for the current conversation so

1596
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:18,000
that feels worse

1597
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:20,720
that's like like a flaccid pass that's

1598
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:24,079
terrible classic pass man

1599
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:26,559
i'll have to pass on that one

1600
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:28,400
i want to start using that more

1601
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:30,079
but i don't think there's a setting in

1602
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:32,960
which it's appropriate it's only this

1603
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:35,359
setting flap and pass literally only

1604
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,520
with me on this podcast can you use the

1605
01:00:35,359 --> 01:00:39,760
phrase flaccid patch and we will use

1606
01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:40,799
that in the future and no one will like

1607
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,319
they will have to come back to this

1608
01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:43,839
episode for context or they'll be like

1609
01:00:42,319 --> 01:00:47,580
what the [ __ ] is chelsea talking about

1610
01:00:43,839 --> 01:00:49,119
and she's like flaccid pass on that one

1611
01:00:47,580 --> 01:00:50,720
[Music]

1612
01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:53,280
precisely

1613
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:55,040
so anyway she does get a lot of support

1614
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:57,680
from other females i'm not going gonna

1615
01:00:55,040 --> 01:00:58,880
call them women because they are not

1616
01:00:57,680 --> 01:01:00,880
human

1617
01:00:58,880 --> 01:01:02,799
but she gets a lot of support from other

1618
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:04,640
females around the whole inner species

1619
01:01:02,799 --> 01:01:06,640
thing and she's like maybe we can make

1620
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,960
this work

1621
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:10,960
and then she's like oh wait is he gonna

1622
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,000
be weird about me working at the milking

1623
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:15,680
farm

1624
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:18,079
because like i'm i'm i'm like giving a a

1625
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:21,599
sand job to other dudes like is he into

1626
01:01:18,079 --> 01:01:24,079
that did you say a sand jump i did

1627
01:01:21,599 --> 01:01:26,319
i have are they at the beach i don't

1628
01:01:24,079 --> 01:01:26,319
know

1629
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,839
a sand jab

1630
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:33,440
that's better than a sad job

1631
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,119
is that

1632
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:41,680
yes uh well you know it there's probably

1633
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:44,880
less friction than a sand job

1634
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,880
but a good job

1635
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,799
so here's the other thing about this

1636
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:51,680
whole book okay

1637
01:01:48,799 --> 01:01:52,880
so i've used a few different

1638
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,760
obviously like a few different

1639
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:57,200
euphemisms but some of my favorites like

1640
01:01:55,760 --> 01:02:01,039
a nantucket

1641
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:02,480
handshake and a houston high five i

1642
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:04,319
don't know that they would be fully

1643
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,400
appropriate because this is like an

1644
01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:09,119
alternate reality so

1645
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:10,799
so nantucket and houston don't exist i

1646
01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:12,400
did use kansas milk and i won't

1647
01:02:10,799 --> 01:02:14,240
apologize for that

1648
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,599
but

1649
01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:17,839
you know i don't think you need to

1650
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:18,839
apologize for not knowing the nuances of

1651
01:02:17,839 --> 01:02:20,640
the

1652
01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:22,880
universe which this is happening thank

1653
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:24,799
you i probably need to apologize for a

1654
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:27,440
lot but not for that

1655
01:02:24,799 --> 01:02:28,720
yes give yourself that freedom so she's

1656
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:30,720
like okay i'm really into him this is

1657
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:32,480
going well but will he be okay with me

1658
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:36,079
being a milking associate because it's

1659
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:38,319
not just him i mean milking precisely

1660
01:02:36,079 --> 01:02:40,640
um and he's like yeah babe it's a

1661
01:02:38,319 --> 01:02:41,440
medical procedure like it's all good

1662
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:44,559
like

1663
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:47,039
you're the only one i want milking me

1664
01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:48,799
but it's cool if you keep this job i

1665
01:02:47,039 --> 01:02:51,119
know that it's important to you to have

1666
01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:53,200
your independence i could support you

1667
01:02:51,119 --> 01:02:54,799
like you could move in with me tomorrow

1668
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,400
and that would be cool

1669
01:02:54,799 --> 01:02:58,799
but i know your independence is

1670
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,760
important to you blah blah blah

1671
01:02:58,799 --> 01:03:02,720
so

1672
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:06,000
um her mom calls her and says she found

1673
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:08,160
a job for her in her hometown sort of in

1674
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:11,119
her degree

1675
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:15,359
field closer to her degree than jacking

1676
01:03:11,119 --> 01:03:17,680
off menopause uh yes closer to

1677
01:03:15,359 --> 01:03:19,359
closer than giving squeezies to

1678
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:23,200
minotaurs yes

1679
01:03:19,359 --> 01:03:25,680
so i can't stop y'all and i

1680
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:27,920
nor showed you like i don't know if i'm

1681
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,599
proud of myself or ashamed of myself but

1682
01:03:27,920 --> 01:03:32,160
it's happening and you guys are along

1683
01:03:29,599 --> 01:03:34,079
for the ride so here we go

1684
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:36,640
so she's like

1685
01:03:34,079 --> 01:03:38,960
no i'm not moving home i'm not dating

1686
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:41,520
this weird dude that you want me to date

1687
01:03:38,960 --> 01:03:43,760
i'm not i'm not doing it

1688
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:45,520
i have this job i really like it blah

1689
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:49,280
blah blah blah

1690
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:51,760
but then rourke gets her an interview

1691
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:54,160
with a pla with a museum that would be

1692
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:57,039
in line with her degree

1693
01:03:54,160 --> 01:04:00,000
she's super excited so she goes it goes

1694
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:01,520
really well she's with a

1695
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,920
a like

1696
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:05,039
leopard shifter some kind of like large

1697
01:04:03,920 --> 01:04:07,039
cat

1698
01:04:05,039 --> 01:04:08,400
situation i don't really remember

1699
01:04:07,039 --> 01:04:10,799
um

1700
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:13,599
he's super nice she winds up getting the

1701
01:04:10,799 --> 01:04:15,119
job it's really great she moves to

1702
01:04:13,599 --> 01:04:18,240
cambrick creek

1703
01:04:15,119 --> 01:04:20,319
um loving it she decides she still wants

1704
01:04:18,240 --> 01:04:22,000
to work at the milking farm like one or

1705
01:04:20,319 --> 01:04:22,880
two days a week

1706
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,839
and

1707
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:28,559
uh

1708
01:04:23,839 --> 01:04:30,799
rourke fully supports that she is um

1709
01:04:28,559 --> 01:04:32,880
she she gets her own apartment in

1710
01:04:30,799 --> 01:04:35,440
cambridge creek even though he says that

1711
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:37,760
she can move in with him she's like no i

1712
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:40,160
want my independence for a little while

1713
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:41,359
blah blah blah

1714
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:44,160
and then

1715
01:04:41,359 --> 01:04:46,720
yeah so that's where it ends she gets a

1716
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:48,960
job in her career field she's still

1717
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:51,440
working part-time as a milking associate

1718
01:04:48,960 --> 01:04:56,319
she's still with rorke

1719
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:58,079
getting that inner species strange and

1720
01:04:56,319 --> 01:05:00,319
that's it

1721
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:04,000
that's that's wait that's that's the end

1722
01:05:00,319 --> 01:05:05,680
of the that's the book okay so i want us

1723
01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:07,359
i just want to be clear

1724
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,520
let me summarize what i feel like i

1725
01:05:07,359 --> 01:05:11,920
heard you say please do

1726
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,520
i'm using my active listening skills as

1727
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:15,200
a therapist here

1728
01:05:13,520 --> 01:05:19,039
okay so

1729
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:21,599
um she gets this her master's she can't

1730
01:05:19,039 --> 01:05:23,680
find a job in in her field she gets a

1731
01:05:21,599 --> 01:05:25,520
job as a milking associate she sees the

1732
01:05:23,680 --> 01:05:27,680
back of one minotaur and like loses her

1733
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,119
[ __ ] mind yeah and then he requests

1734
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:31,440
her a couple times she thinks he's

1735
01:05:29,119 --> 01:05:34,640
married he goes plot twist i'm not

1736
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:36,720
married i'm divorced and she's like okay

1737
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,319
i'm into this i was hanging out with my

1738
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:39,119
vampire friend i was not actually on a

1739
01:05:38,319 --> 01:05:40,480
date

1740
01:05:39,119 --> 01:05:43,920
let's

1741
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:46,640
move forward together they have messy

1742
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:48,880
inter-species sex

1743
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:50,319
and which is very explicitly described

1744
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,680
so if that's something you're interested

1745
01:05:50,319 --> 01:05:53,280
in

1746
01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,200
i guess read it

1747
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:57,839
and then

1748
01:05:55,200 --> 01:06:00,559
she's like okay so we're a thing now

1749
01:05:57,839 --> 01:06:03,839
what does this mean and then he gets her

1750
01:06:00,559 --> 01:06:05,039
a job in her field in that town and then

1751
01:06:03,839 --> 01:06:06,880
she

1752
01:06:05,039 --> 01:06:11,200
stays on prn

1753
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:12,559
as a milking associate yes um

1754
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:14,720
the end

1755
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:16,640
yep

1756
01:06:14,720 --> 01:06:18,640
what a journey

1757
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:21,119
wow stupid here's the thing it's not

1758
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:23,680
that much of a journey you know it is it

1759
01:06:21,119 --> 01:06:25,200
isn't a journey

1760
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,280
one thousand percent agree like i'm like

1761
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:29,039
part of this is i'm like we really

1762
01:06:27,280 --> 01:06:30,960
experience that together but then the

1763
01:06:29,039 --> 01:06:35,520
other part of me is like but what did we

1764
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:38,799
experience exactly like this is not

1765
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:41,440
full of twists and turns this is like

1766
01:06:38,799 --> 01:06:44,559
a cool hop skip and a jump like from a

1767
01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:44,559
to b you know

1768
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:48,400
there's not a ton of plot is what i'm

1769
01:06:46,319 --> 01:06:51,039
saying

1770
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:54,160
i'd say there's very minimal plot

1771
01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:56,000
there's there's not a lot of plot like

1772
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:58,319
but it just like i feel like most of the

1773
01:06:56,000 --> 01:07:01,280
book is in the description of jacking

1774
01:06:58,319 --> 01:07:06,720
off a minotaur yeah it's just straight

1775
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:06,720
up stroking beef salami like that's it

1776
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,640
that's it

1777
01:07:09,760 --> 01:07:15,680
that's the [ __ ] book dude

1778
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:18,400
like riding the bologna pony

1779
01:07:15,680 --> 01:07:20,319
yes yeah okay yeah

1780
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,520
that's what we're doing here

1781
01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:22,559
and

1782
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,599
you know

1783
01:07:22,559 --> 01:07:28,319
sam costa makes no apologies for that

1784
01:07:25,599 --> 01:07:30,960
and i appreciate that you know it seems

1785
01:07:28,319 --> 01:07:33,039
as though cm really doubled down on this

1786
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:35,039
one and she did like you know you went

1787
01:07:33,039 --> 01:07:38,160
for it she went all the way and

1788
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:40,480
apparently there are going to be more in

1789
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:41,280
this series that have not been released

1790
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:43,599
yet

1791
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:46,240
and i'm just gonna be totally honest i

1792
01:07:43,599 --> 01:07:49,599
don't know if i am

1793
01:07:46,240 --> 01:07:52,880
looking forward to it or not but i can

1794
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:56,640
tell you i will likely read it

1795
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:58,960
simply because it's very akin to a

1796
01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:02,160
train wreck i feel like it's like some

1797
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:05,200
anxious anticipation

1798
01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:07,760
maybe not even anxious no begrudging

1799
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:09,920
anticipation

1800
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:12,079
definitely

1801
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:14,160
yeah okay so did we decide if our

1802
01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:15,520
writing system is hugh jackman's or milk

1803
01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:17,839
jugs

1804
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:19,600
i'm gonna go it should be hugh jackman's

1805
01:08:17,839 --> 01:08:21,279
like that's where we started and that's

1806
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:24,159
where it should end okay so how many

1807
01:08:21,279 --> 01:08:25,600
hugh jackman's are we rating this and we

1808
01:08:24,159 --> 01:08:28,080
can write it as both

1809
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:30,080
the australian actor who's a gym and we

1810
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:32,560
we all love and we can rate it as the

1811
01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:34,400
euphemism for hand jobs

1812
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:35,359
yes it's very interchangeable at this

1813
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:36,960
point

1814
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:40,640
um

1815
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:40,640
much like the milking associates

1816
01:08:41,359 --> 01:08:46,960
um except for the good little cows

1817
01:08:44,239 --> 01:08:49,679
oh god i forgot about them so i'm gonna

1818
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:49,679
go with like

1819
01:08:51,279 --> 01:08:56,560
like 3.5 out of 10 hugh jackman's

1820
01:08:55,120 --> 01:08:58,719
like

1821
01:08:56,560 --> 01:09:02,000
there is no plot here

1822
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:06,159
it it's just about how massive his bowl

1823
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:08,080
penis is like that's literally the book

1824
01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:10,319
that's it

1825
01:09:08,080 --> 01:09:13,199
so

1826
01:09:10,319 --> 01:09:16,560
3.5 out of 10. if that is

1827
01:09:13,199 --> 01:09:18,159
3.5 hugh jackman's as hand jobs i just

1828
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:19,520
want to make sure that we're clear yeah

1829
01:09:18,159 --> 01:09:22,960
that would be

1830
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:24,560
if a hand job is 24 ounces

1831
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:28,719
that would be about

1832
01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:32,080
84 ounces of minotaur sperm is what

1833
01:09:28,719 --> 01:09:36,239
we're rating this book

1834
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:38,000
is 85 ounces of minotaur sperm

1835
01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:40,480
do you think it's worth that

1836
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:42,480
84 out of 240

1837
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:44,000
yes

1838
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:46,960
you know i will

1839
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:50,480
perfect yeah 84

1840
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:53,520
ounces of minotaur sperm given to us by

1841
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,520
hugh jackman's

1842
01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:59,520
out of 240.

1843
01:09:57,120 --> 01:10:01,360
listen if hugh jackman is listening i

1844
01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,199
don't know where you would find minotaur

1845
01:10:01,360 --> 01:10:05,600
sperm but if there is anyone on the

1846
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:07,840
planet that is capable of making that

1847
01:10:05,600 --> 01:10:10,880
acquisition it is you also we're so

1848
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:12,080
sorry we love you you're you're

1849
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:13,840
like

1850
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:16,159
you're an australian national treasure

1851
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,560
you're an american national treasure we

1852
01:10:16,159 --> 01:10:21,280
don't deserve you and we do love you and

1853
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:23,199
we apologize except we don't that we are

1854
01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:25,040
referred to hand jobs as hugh jackman's

1855
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:26,960
if anything it's a compliment

1856
01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:29,360
yeah i feel very

1857
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,570
complimentary for the whole thing right

1858
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:32,640
i'm gonna go watch the greatest showman

1859
01:10:30,570 --> 01:10:35,440
[Laughter]

1860
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:36,480
yeah so thanks to hugh jackman

1861
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:39,760
um

1862
01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:41,920
and though we are we are not endorsed by

1863
01:10:39,760 --> 01:10:45,600
hugh jackman it'd be a lot cooler if we

1864
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:47,440
were this is the greatest show you know

1865
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:50,400
and on that note i feel like we should

1866
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:52,410
bow out so thank you and good night have

1867
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:55,360
a good evening

1868
01:10:52,410 --> 01:10:58,400
[Music]

1869
01:10:55,360 --> 01:11:00,320
well that's it for this week's mud [ __ ]

1870
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,280
we hope it was good for you

1871
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:05,199
because it sure was great for us

1872
01:11:03,280 --> 01:11:07,360
if you're digging what we're doing it

1873
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:09,440
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

1874
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:11,280
rate and review the show wherever you're

1875
01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:13,920
listening right now

1876
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,280
maybe tell that sexy someone to lend us

1877
01:11:13,920 --> 01:11:16,719
an ear

1878
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:18,480
we love you

1879
01:11:16,719 --> 01:11:20,960
we appreciate you

1880
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:23,620
and we'll see you next week

1881
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:28,779
stay spotty

1882
01:11:23,620 --> 01:11:28,779
[Music]

1883
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:30,960
you