(upbeat music)
Are we done bop, bop, bopping?
Yeah, we bop, bopped.
Nobody got to hear it this time.
Well, here goes
another great idea, buddy.
There's another idea.
If you saw her highlights on Instagram,
first off, she's fast.
Check it out.
Cause I'm weak.
My body and brain needs downtime.
Life throws those moments at you
and we're just gonna hope
that the rest of the house isn't on fire.
We might have to put
you on pause for a minute.
He's gonna do it.
Hopefully he won't burn down the house.
I think the kids do take advantage
of that cause I can't
make it upstairs very often.
It's one of my
favorite parts of the house.
You're talking about some
legitimate talent on here.
There's a lot of ego
in it for the parents.
You had the yips.
Rick Astley's never gonna give you up.
Well, like the mom I was
talking to this morning
and I won't use names obviously here.
She's a terrible person.
No, I'm just kidding.
I don't want to sleep on
the moms that are competitive.
Because we do a lot of yelling, but-
Referee abuse.
Probably one of the
funniest people I know.
Oh, for sure.
Nice knowing you all.
I kind of zoned out parents.
It's a dumpster fire here.
Mommy issues.
They all have ego issues.
Yep, you guys are
bringing them to the team.
Yeah, this is our event session.
Foot in mouth situation.
A total foot in mouth situation.
I mean, I know you've got the beef
and it's important to work it out.
Cause you're not doing this for exercise.
You're not doing it
cause you're good at it.
Hold on.
I think we should do a little time out.
Okay.
The few ruin it for the many.
Yeah, that was cathartic.
This is just warming my heart.
I'm like, "We're
labor, we need to hurry."
Energy's hard to come by sometimes.
A lat out on your closet floor.
Work hard to get to where we are.
But we haven't always been there.
Just be happy in a kind person.
Happy in kind.
So people are gonna think I'm the biggest
spoiled brat in the world.
Don't regret it.
Oh, just say, "I'm a
ratty little rich kid."
Yeah, the three McLarens, yes.
Shove it in your purse.
Turning red.
Oh, they were so embarrassed.
They were like, "Oh."
Boring those steak knives in there too.
His dogs are out.
And I was like, "That's
just great parenting."
It really is.
The standards are
pretty high at a 7-Eleven.
There's a reason why they measure you
on your way in and out.
Most of my funniest jokes are the ones
you have to explain.
It usually pops out,
and it's the most funny
when no one's expecting it.
Anyways, we're way off subject here.
We're way, way off subject.
Phenomenal.
Phenomenal, yeah.
We are not goers on vacation,
but I'm definitely
getting through some Alguna rum.
We can do that really well on vacation.
Well, if you're
drinking that, you can't bite.
The whale's tail.
Seeing the Colosseum.
Judge all you want.
And I'm excited to take you there,
because you've never been.
So one of the coolest things I ever did,
if I could only pick one place to go on
vacation ever again,
people would want to go to Rome,
or do you want to go to North Dakota?
Proud Minnesota.
You've never been
dropped on your head, son.
Why are you going there for spring break?
Oh, let's all celebrate.
It's at a median pace.
I love Marge Madness.
My Jayhawks are just terrible.
According to the Google.
And now AI is so good
that when you type a question in there,
it almost finishes your...
Sandwiches.
That was a good one and nobody got it.
(laughing)