1 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,958 (upbeat music) 2 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,208 Are we done bop, bop, bopping? 3 01:00:06,583 --> 01:00:07,583 Yeah, we bop, bopped. 4 01:00:07,583 --> 01:00:08,541 Nobody got to hear it this time. 5 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:09,958 Well, here goes 6 01:00:09,958 --> 01:00:10,875 another great idea, buddy. 7 01:00:10,916 --> 01:00:11,416 There's another idea. 8 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,916 If you saw her highlights on Instagram, 9 01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:14,750 first off, she's fast. 10 01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:15,708 Check it out. 11 01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:17,000 Cause I'm weak. 12 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:19,208 My body and brain needs downtime. 13 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:22,000 Life throws those moments at you 14 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,000 and we're just gonna hope 15 01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:24,500 that the rest of the house isn't on fire. 16 01:00:24,916 --> 01:00:25,333 We might have to put 17 01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:26,291 you on pause for a minute. 18 01:00:26,291 --> 01:00:27,000 He's gonna do it. 19 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:28,125 Hopefully he won't burn down the house. 20 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,375 I think the kids do take advantage 21 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,166 of that cause I can't 22 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:31,291 make it upstairs very often. 23 01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:31,958 It's one of my 24 01:00:31,958 --> 01:00:32,875 favorite parts of the house. 25 01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:34,125 You're talking about some 26 01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,583 legitimate talent on here. 27 01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:36,541 There's a lot of ego 28 01:00:36,541 --> 01:00:37,541 in it for the parents. 29 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:38,958 You had the yips. 30 01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:41,500 Rick Astley's never gonna give you up. 31 01:00:41,875 --> 01:00:42,625 Well, like the mom I was 32 01:00:42,625 --> 01:00:43,458 talking to this morning 33 01:00:43,666 --> 01:00:45,125 and I won't use names obviously here. 34 01:00:45,416 --> 01:00:46,333 She's a terrible person. 35 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:47,250 No, I'm just kidding. 36 01:00:47,791 --> 01:00:48,916 I don't want to sleep on 37 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:49,833 the moms that are competitive. 38 01:00:50,375 --> 01:00:52,208 Because we do a lot of yelling, but- 39 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:52,916 Referee abuse. 40 01:00:53,416 --> 01:00:53,875 Probably one of the 41 01:00:53,875 --> 01:00:54,750 funniest people I know. 42 01:00:54,750 --> 01:00:55,833 Oh, for sure. 43 01:00:56,125 --> 01:00:57,208 Nice knowing you all. 44 01:00:57,708 --> 01:00:59,500 I kind of zoned out parents. 45 01:00:59,833 --> 01:01:00,958 It's a dumpster fire here. 46 01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:02,250 Mommy issues. 47 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,458 They all have ego issues. 48 01:01:04,958 --> 01:01:05,500 Yep, you guys are 49 01:01:05,500 --> 01:01:06,375 bringing them to the team. 50 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:07,666 Yeah, this is our event session. 51 01:01:08,083 --> 01:01:09,291 Foot in mouth situation. 52 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:11,000 A total foot in mouth situation. 53 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:12,833 I mean, I know you've got the beef 54 01:01:12,833 --> 01:01:14,208 and it's important to work it out. 55 01:01:14,333 --> 01:01:15,666 Cause you're not doing this for exercise. 56 01:01:15,666 --> 01:01:16,083 You're not doing it 57 01:01:16,083 --> 01:01:17,041 cause you're good at it. 58 01:01:17,041 --> 01:01:17,416 Hold on. 59 01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:19,250 I think we should do a little time out. 60 01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:19,500 Okay. 61 01:01:19,750 --> 01:01:21,125 The few ruin it for the many. 62 01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:22,375 Yeah, that was cathartic. 63 01:01:22,583 --> 01:01:24,208 This is just warming my heart. 64 01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:25,166 I'm like, "We're 65 01:01:25,166 --> 01:01:26,833 labor, we need to hurry." 66 01:01:27,291 --> 01:01:28,708 Energy's hard to come by sometimes. 67 01:01:29,291 --> 01:01:31,375 A lat out on your closet floor. 68 01:01:31,833 --> 01:01:33,291 Work hard to get to where we are. 69 01:01:34,458 --> 01:01:35,583 But we haven't always been there. 70 01:01:35,833 --> 01:01:37,583 Just be happy in a kind person. 71 01:01:37,583 --> 01:01:38,500 Happy in kind. 72 01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,666 So people are gonna think I'm the biggest 73 01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:40,791 spoiled brat in the world. 74 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:42,166 Don't regret it. 75 01:01:42,208 --> 01:01:43,041 Oh, just say, "I'm a 76 01:01:43,041 --> 01:01:44,083 ratty little rich kid." 77 01:01:44,208 --> 01:01:45,708 Yeah, the three McLarens, yes. 78 01:01:45,708 --> 01:01:46,666 Shove it in your purse. 79 01:01:47,125 --> 01:01:47,625 Turning red. 80 01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,916 Oh, they were so embarrassed. 81 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:49,375 They were like, "Oh." 82 01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:50,666 Boring those steak knives in there too. 83 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,041 His dogs are out. 84 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:53,666 And I was like, "That's 85 01:01:53,666 --> 01:01:54,250 just great parenting." 86 01:01:54,291 --> 01:01:54,875 It really is. 87 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,000 The standards are 88 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,208 pretty high at a 7-Eleven. 89 01:01:57,666 --> 01:01:58,791 There's a reason why they measure you 90 01:01:59,000 --> 01:01:59,875 on your way in and out. 91 01:02:00,291 --> 01:02:01,500 Most of my funniest jokes are the ones 92 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:02,041 you have to explain. 93 01:02:02,458 --> 01:02:03,958 It usually pops out, 94 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:05,208 and it's the most funny 95 01:02:05,208 --> 01:02:06,500 when no one's expecting it. 96 01:02:06,666 --> 01:02:07,916 Anyways, we're way off subject here. 97 01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:08,916 We're way, way off subject. 98 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:10,208 Phenomenal. 99 01:02:10,416 --> 01:02:11,458 Phenomenal, yeah. 100 01:02:11,500 --> 01:02:12,916 We are not goers on vacation, 101 01:02:13,166 --> 01:02:14,000 but I'm definitely 102 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,250 getting through some Alguna rum. 103 01:02:15,791 --> 01:02:17,708 We can do that really well on vacation. 104 01:02:18,250 --> 01:02:18,541 Well, if you're 105 01:02:18,541 --> 01:02:19,500 drinking that, you can't bite. 106 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:20,541 The whale's tail. 107 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,250 Seeing the Colosseum. 108 01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,250 Judge all you want. 109 01:02:23,333 --> 01:02:24,541 And I'm excited to take you there, 110 01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,458 because you've never been. 111 01:02:26,041 --> 01:02:27,500 So one of the coolest things I ever did, 112 01:02:27,916 --> 01:02:29,250 if I could only pick one place to go on 113 01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:30,541 vacation ever again, 114 01:02:30,958 --> 01:02:32,541 people would want to go to Rome, 115 01:02:32,541 --> 01:02:34,375 or do you want to go to North Dakota? 116 01:02:35,041 --> 01:02:35,666 Proud Minnesota. 117 01:02:36,458 --> 01:02:36,958 You've never been 118 01:02:36,958 --> 01:02:37,958 dropped on your head, son. 119 01:02:38,708 --> 01:02:41,041 Why are you going there for spring break? 120 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,000 Oh, let's all celebrate. 121 01:02:43,375 --> 01:02:44,625 It's at a median pace. 122 01:02:45,333 --> 01:02:46,916 I love Marge Madness. 123 01:02:47,541 --> 01:02:49,458 My Jayhawks are just terrible. 124 01:02:49,750 --> 01:02:50,750 According to the Google. 125 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:51,750 According to the Google. 126 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,416 And now AI is so good 127 01:02:53,541 --> 01:02:54,875 that when you type a question in there, 128 01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:56,500 it almost finishes your... 129 01:02:57,083 --> 01:02:57,625 Sandwiches. 130 01:02:57,750 --> 01:02:59,291 That was a good one and nobody got it. 131 01:03:00,208 --> 01:03:00,333 (laughing)