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Speaker 1: Welcome by back.

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Speaker 2: Wow sticks me. I'm Kevin Smith and I'm Harley Quinn Smith.

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Speaker 2: Really starting to regret that bit.

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Speaker 3: I know every time I can feel, I feel.

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Speaker 2: They'll never treat me seriously if I can't just say

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Speaker 2: welcome back to beardless stickless men. I like, listen this

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Speaker 2: fucking thirsty clown trying to make his fucking kid laugh.

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Speaker 1: You want too much validation, old man.

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Speaker 2: They say, from the fucking peanut gallery, And I say back, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I like the element of surprise every time you keep

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Speaker 3: switching it up.

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Speaker 2: Your fucking boyfriend soon to be a husband in a

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Speaker 2: couple of years. Better fucking take a page out of

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Speaker 2: that book.

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Speaker 3: What keep keeping me surprised?

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Speaker 2: Keeping it fresh?

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Speaker 3: So true?

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Speaker 2: Fucking time and shit, He's got to do the equivalent,

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Speaker 2: like every morning when you wake up and you open

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Speaker 2: your eyes. He has to be like, welcome back your face.

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Speaker 2: If you have a membership to that Kevin Smith club

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Speaker 2: where you can watch beardless stickless me, not just hear it,

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Speaker 2: but watch it. You would see her crack up even

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Speaker 2: at the thought of Austin going welcome back. You would

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Speaker 2: also see that the kid, I mean, you can't quite

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Speaker 2: see it in the camera.

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Speaker 3: But I'll oh my shirt.

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Speaker 2: Look at that shit.

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Speaker 3: I wore a Bullwinkle shirt.

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Speaker 2: Would you forget it today? Okay, I appreciate it. It's

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Speaker 2: when Bullwinkle, Rocky and Bowt Gle did a run for

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: Yes, the back is Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: It's a Taco Bell and you actually fuck with Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: I love Tacoot.

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Speaker 2: It's not like you're wearing a McDonald's shirt and you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: I don't want to wear it, but I do want

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Speaker 2: to wear the bull Winkles.

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Speaker 3: Like you get to wear this with pride.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and on the back of be like, I fuck

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Speaker 2: with Taco Bell.

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Speaker 3: I actually love Taco Bell.

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Speaker 2: What do you get there as a vegan?

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Speaker 3: Well, here are the tips and tricks. A blast just there.

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Speaker 2: Last night what I went to taco about. Last night,

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Speaker 2: me and Jay did a show at in Charlottesville, Virginia.

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Speaker 2: What a great town, beautiful, fucking cool, liberal enclave, you know,

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Speaker 2: one of those ten miles surrounded by real because they

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Speaker 2: are in Virginia. But man, oh man, what a great

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Speaker 2: fucking town. So we did a show and then after

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Speaker 2: the show, we drove at midnight. Between midnight one we

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Speaker 2: drove from Charlottesville, Virginia to Washington, d C. It was

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Speaker 2: two hours away. So for the drive, I was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get me through taco. So I went and

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Speaker 2: got the bean and the.

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Speaker 3: Cheat was it called the cheesy bean burrito, but without

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Speaker 3: the cheese and without frit jalapeno sauce.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, crisco.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So I had two of those last night. Man. So

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Speaker 2: there's stuff on the Taco bell menu that, like a

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Speaker 2: vegan like myself, were like quinnsterrickin fuck with what do

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Speaker 2: you get? You get like some fried.

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Speaker 3: Chilupa fair don't you I wish?

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Speaker 2: No? Don't you get something with a crispy thing? Or no?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I get the black bean crunch Wrap, which is

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Speaker 3: like a flower tortilla on the outside, corn crunchy tortilla

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Speaker 3: in the middle with black beans, lettuce and tomato. And

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Speaker 3: then I add, well, if I take out the cheese

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Speaker 3: and I take out the sour cream by making a

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Speaker 3: fresco style and I add more beans and then the

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Speaker 3: other type of beans also.

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Speaker 2: You can do that. You can be like can you

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Speaker 2: put more beans?

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Speaker 3: You can put rice in it too. You can put

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Speaker 3: potatoes in it?

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Speaker 2: Could I for my burrito be like, can you take

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Speaker 2: out the cheese and put in some black beans on

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Speaker 2: top of the refrive? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: You totally totally should we go?

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Speaker 2: Fu?

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Speaker 3: Should we go?

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Speaker 2: The beautiful thing about taco bell is Burger King seems

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Speaker 2: to close at ten or midnight. Yes, But wherever I

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Speaker 2: am and generally am in college towns and ship, taco

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Speaker 2: bells open until like eleven am. Yep, they close for

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Speaker 2: ten minutes and then open for lunch, like you could

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Speaker 2: get taco bell and I guess it's not. It's no

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Speaker 2: secret because when you pull up to a taco bell

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Speaker 2: at two in the morning, there's a long ass line. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because every other place is closed, So they're like, hey man,

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Speaker 2: it's the only game in town. McDonald's goes late to there.

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Speaker 3: We can't eat anything at McDonald's. There's not even the

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Speaker 3: beau and yeah, animal fuck.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of beef tallow once again, if you had beard

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Speaker 2: beardless stickless me, Well, if you had that Kevin Smith club,

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Speaker 2: you'd beat. You could be watching beardless stick with me

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Speaker 2: and you would see me that Kevinsmith club dot com

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Speaker 2: to join You see me holding up a hand puppet

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Speaker 2: that I bought on eBay recently. This was a hand

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Speaker 2: puppet that has a menu on the back of it

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Speaker 2: from the restaurant Mister Steak, which I spent an inordinate

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Speaker 2: amount of time during my childhood at, and I would

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Speaker 2: always wonder like why how could we afford to do it?

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Speaker 2: We would do like little life hacks and Ship, Like

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Speaker 2: you could go there in the seventies and be like, today's.

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Speaker 3: My birch Mica, like to my birthday.

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Speaker 2: And they'd be like, oh, we're bringing you a cake,

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Speaker 2: like a whole ass cake cake, not like you know,

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Speaker 2: here's this and sing and you'd fuck get advocates really generous,

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Speaker 2: very We took advantage of it the Smiths, which is

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Speaker 2: weird because we were so Catholic. But my mom was like,

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Speaker 2: you tell me your birthday, so we get a free cake.

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Speaker 3: I love free stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, from your grandmother, from your mother, you don't. You don't, don't.

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Speaker 2: I'd rather earn my shit.

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Speaker 1: I don't want.

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Speaker 3: It free my okay, don't make me look bad.

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Speaker 2: Your mom loves a free fucking thing.

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Speaker 3: Who doesn't love a free thing?

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Speaker 2: Me? We went to Sundance one year and that's when

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Speaker 2: they started like the gifting suits and Ship and they

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Speaker 2: were like, would you like a washing machine? And she

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Speaker 2: was like yeah, And I'm like, no, what if we

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Speaker 2: want a washing machine, we'll buy one. Thank you.

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Speaker 3: This is bro offers you a free washing machine. You

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Speaker 3: fucking take that.

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Speaker 2: I don't do that for so anyway, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: This mister Steak puppet, which I bought online for fifteen

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Speaker 2: bucks on eBay worth every penny would have paid much

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Speaker 2: more because again, this was a big figure of my childhood.

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Speaker 2: And if you had the version of the show you

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Speaker 2: can watch the video version of Beardless Stickless Me, you'd

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Speaker 2: be seeing this mister Steak puppet and the character mister Steak,

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Speaker 2: and there would be an un mistake, thank you, a

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Speaker 2: bowl a resemblance between the cow character of mister Steak

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Speaker 2: and who movie that's right movie. There's even been a

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Speaker 2: bowl Winkle in there too.

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Speaker 3: I don't appreciate when cows are used to.

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Speaker 2: Yes this was the sixties and seventies, but chick.

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Speaker 3: Fil A does that like it's like cows trying to

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Speaker 3: get people to eat chickens so they don't eat cows.

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't love that they all want to DIGO.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm do with this shit.

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Speaker 4: I'm digging this damp.

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Speaker 1: This is why the jackle Bell home au.

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Speaker 2: Where'd you get that T shirt?

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Speaker 3: This T shirt at their store?

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Speaker 2: How much? How much is an old bone wnkle shirt?

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Speaker 3: Go for it? Twenty bucks?

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Speaker 2: That's pretty cheap.

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Speaker 3: When I was at Coachella the other week in the desert, yes,

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Speaker 3: I was looking about that.

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Speaker 2: What are we talking about? That's hold on, let me finish,

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Speaker 2: mister stack.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry.

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Speaker 2: The prices on the back of the Mister Steak puppet

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Speaker 2: kids indicate that mister Steak the family place. You could

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Speaker 2: order from the kid's menu chicken little, which is two

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Speaker 2: pieces of chicken, peach garnish, ranch house toast French.

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Speaker 3: Are you just not able to read it.

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Speaker 2: Because potatoes is very small?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? I was like, what what's going on?

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Speaker 2: If I go like this, would you like me to

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Speaker 2: read it? No, little Jack, that chicken little, two pieces

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Speaker 2: of chicken, a peach garnish, a French ranch house toast?

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Speaker 2: What is that ranch house toast? You've never heard that?

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Speaker 2: And French fried potato French frb potatos ninety nine cents. Wow,

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Speaker 2: you can eat like a fucking king in the seventies.

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Speaker 3: Bro, This one Celsius is like five.

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Speaker 2: Bumps, No shit, little Jack Horner steak, Okay, you're gonna

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Speaker 2: get yourself a child sized steak served with ranch house

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Speaker 2: toast and French fab petators stuff one dollar twenty nine cents.

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Speaker 2: M salad is not included with children's portion to mister

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Speaker 2: Steak likes kids and kids like mister steak too. Okay,

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Speaker 2: snow white and the three shrimp come with three large shrimp,

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Speaker 2: Ranch house toast and French fr potators. Ninety nine cents

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Speaker 2: for three shrimps? Is that good? I've never ate seafoods anymore.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a pretty good deal.

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Speaker 2: Then the humpty dumpty burger Ready for this shit, mister

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Speaker 2: steak hamburger served with a generous portion of French fries

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Speaker 2: and hamburger garnish. How much do you think that's going

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Speaker 2: to set you back? One twenty not eating fifty nine

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Speaker 2: fucking cent bro whoa copyright nineteen seventies. This is the

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Speaker 2: year I was born. But they were still giving these

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Speaker 2: shits out like when I was a kid, I dare

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Speaker 2: not put my hand in it because I'll split it.

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Speaker 2: Like but at one point I used to wear this.

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Speaker 2: My father would put this on and be like, what

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Speaker 2: do you want to eat? Coop?

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Speaker 3: Really on, that's cute.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I'm sorry. I just made that up. That

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Speaker 3: That never happened that I would call it.

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Speaker 2: Seemed like a sweet thing that could have happened. But

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Speaker 2: then as I thought about it, I was like, your

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Speaker 2: father wasn't that guy? But then he was? But then not?

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Speaker 2: Probably not.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate the honor.

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Speaker 2: I catch myself every once in a while lionizing my father,

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Speaker 2: like in a way that I wouldn't say it's over

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Speaker 2: the top where I'm like doney doney man, but like

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Speaker 2: I make him out to be what I think he

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Speaker 2: might have felt, more so than what he ever really

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Speaker 2: truly exhibited and stuff like my man in a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he would have like fucking done a

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Speaker 2: funny voice, because he was always embarrassed, like, don't call

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Speaker 2: attention to yourselves because he grew up. You know, I

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Speaker 2: had the cleft palate and the cleft lip, born shit,

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Speaker 2: so he didn't want to be looked at and ship

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Speaker 2: so if we did, you know, kids are loud and weird, right,

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Speaker 2: but we weren't allowed to be that. Like Johnny cousin

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Speaker 2: Judy's son, you know, him and Rachel would like literally

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Speaker 2: fucking eat their cereal like this, take a spoonful of

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Speaker 2: like nah, and they would literally say nam as they check.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, if we ever did that, like my

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Speaker 2: mom would shoot daggers at us, like fucking really, my

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Speaker 2: father didn't have to do anything because my mom, my mom,

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Speaker 2: like she knew how the table had to be set,

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Speaker 2: like that's why. I's like, because my dad's cleft palate,

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Speaker 2: stickless ghost, Welcome to beardless Ghosts, Welcome back. Welcome Ghost'm

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Speaker 3: I'm not here participating in this.

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Speaker 2: Out? A school of rock end?

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Speaker 3: If you want to be the teachers?

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Speaker 3: I know, Oh, I know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Dylan Murray?

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Speaker 3: He pulled down my pants and I gave him a

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Speaker 3: ski slopes. And I also punched a boy at my gym, at.

440
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 2: My gym mm hmm. That's why we had to stop going, like, sir,

441
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: take your punching little child.

442
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 3: Why is your baby punching?

443
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, what is it with you?

444
00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 3: I don't know.

445
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 5: I punched boy and I liked it. I punched boy

446
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,280
Speaker 5: and liked it. Ebe more. Then I punched a third

447
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 5: bully and he punched me back, and him name eight.

448
00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 3: He does he's not going to appreciate that.

449
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 2: Why you punched him. He punched you back, And finally

450
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 2: you met somebody who stood up to you, and that's

451
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 2: why you fell in.

452
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 3: And that's why, right, that's how.

453
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,960
Speaker 2: All the other boys you punched. And I could have

454
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 2: kept going like I punched the boy and he cried

455
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,160
Speaker 2: piece of shit. When he gets the third one who

456
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:20,200
Speaker 2: then punches you back, you realize, oh this the song

457
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: ends like that, boy, mean, that's exactly how the song.

458
00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like you're wasting your time with like

459
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 2: fucking Luke and Nick your fucking song.

460
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 3: Right, well, thank you so much.

461
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 2: Fire lyrics over here, I mean like I ain't shitting

462
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 2: on like you scared me, but like that fucking that song,

463
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:46,439
Speaker 2: I just sang lyrics of which I already forgot fire.

464
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:55,640
Speaker 6: I punked the boy. Could he feels good? That puts boy,

465
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,399
Speaker 6: because that's the way I should. But then I pushed

466
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 6: your third boy and he said, hey, get hurt my arm.

467
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 2: I said, oh, I'm real sorry. We we she lost

468
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 2: the thread. She keeps trying to write a punk song,

469
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: but then she remember she's in love and I founced,

470
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 2: and so it becomes about some boy that punches her

471
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 2: back and I don't think the song's gonna work.

472
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 3: You gotta shut this song down.

473
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 1: We gotta, we gotta stop this.

474
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 2: You're like fucking like Whitney Houston when she was recording

475
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: an album outa fucking Bahamas or something like that. If

476
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 2: you were watching Whitney Houston talk the guy who was like,

477
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 2: what did they call that? When you worked at a

478
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: record label and you handled the talent. It's not R

479
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 2: and D. That's research and development, but it's something else.

480
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: And his job was to like get her next album recorded.

481
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 2: And they were like there for a year and a

482
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: half and never once recorded anything. Oh and he was

483
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 2: real like you know, he would talk about like it's

484
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,919
Speaker 2: kind of it's it's fun until it's not. Yeah, because

485
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,199
Speaker 2: she obviously had some issues, but he would be like,

486
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: you know, we would try to rally her and be

487
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 2: like nippy like we gotta we gotta record now, we

488
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 2: gotta record now, and he's like, she just wanted to party,

489
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: and like so we all got sucked into it.

490
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 3: How'd we get here?

491
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: Because of the money spent to make it, like they

492
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 2: gave her. I think it was like fifteen million dollars

493
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,680
Speaker 2: and she didn't record a single song for that whole time.

494
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 2: And she was like, we're gonna go down to record

495
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,320
Speaker 2: in the Islands and blah blah blah. Wow, they don't

496
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 2: do that anymore, man, They'll give that kind of money

497
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 2: to nobody.

498
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 3: Probably, right, fifteen million dollars like Twigs.

499
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:47,200
Speaker 2: When I did the Twigs video, She's like, I'm paying

500
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:50,239
Speaker 2: for this video myself. She's like, they don't pay. What

501
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: is it called? It's not R and D. There's an

502
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: A and R or a artist relations A. Is that

503
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 2: what it is? There's a job of somebody who handles

504
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: the talent on behalf of the label. Forget what it is. Anyway,

505
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: moving on, This all spun out of hear you punching

506
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 2: I picked you boy, right of course I loved it.

507
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 1: So I Boy because I'm not a boy.

508
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 3: Is not a great song to put out there.

509
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 2: Why It's like, why not? Katy Perry had a whole

510
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: hit with I Kissed a Girl, and you just don't

511
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 2: say you can't sing it like she does those we

512
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 2: get sued, but same sentiment, right, Yeah, I mean I

513
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: just want one radio hit. I wish I had a

514
00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 2: novelty hit. Man.

515
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:02,399
Speaker 3: If you I would love for you to have a song.

516
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 2: A novelty hit. M hmm. What if it was like,

517
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,679
Speaker 2: you know, really embarrassing though, Like my novelty hit was

518
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:15,919
Speaker 2: like I'm a little dick fucker and everyone was singing

519
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 2: it and ship and you're like, that's my father. I

520
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: don't want to hear about it. And people like your

521
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,199
Speaker 2: dad's little dick fucker and you're like whatever, anyway, this

522
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 2: is my band Cinnamon.

523
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 3: Oh my God.

524
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,959
Speaker 2: Like, hey, Cinnamon, we'll let you play the fucking uh

525
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: what's the Coachella? If you open for uh? I already

526
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: forgot the title little dick, little dick fucker, your father.

527
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:41,840
Speaker 2: If you get your father to come and fucking drop

528
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: little dick fucker man and we'll bring in some rappers

529
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 2: to fucking collapse and whatnot, then you can open for h.

530
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 3: I mean, how can I say, yeah, how could I

531
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 3: ever pass that up?

532
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,719
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't feel it. I don't want

533
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 2: to feel you sing little dick fuck again. You're like,

534
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: you have to dad, this you sang little dick fucker,

535
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: and you ruined my childhood by embarrassing me as the

536
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,360
Speaker 2: father I was the daughter of little dick fucker.

537
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: Now is my time to cash in.

538
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: I need this. I'm like all right, So I go

539
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 2: up there all uninspired for the fucking fortieth year in

540
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 2: a row. I'm like, I'm a little day. I hate

541
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: my soul and life.

542
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 7: You're crying yeah, and people are like, boh, this is

543
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 7: out of abuse.

544
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 1: His daughter must be following this or something.

545
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: Paint yeah, people throwing cans at mean shit.

546
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 3: Oh head you pass out?

547
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, like.

548
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh job right.

549
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: Away you bleed out on the stick.

550
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 2: And you're like, oh my god, dad, And they're like

551
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 2: get out there, like what do you mean to help him?

552
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 2: Like not to start performing, But he's out there performing

553
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: over and say You're like you're mist while you're standing

554
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: over me.

555
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh, someone my dad in the head

556
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: with the cat.

557
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like show must go on. It's like your

558
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 2: dad would be the first one to tell you that

559
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 2: to get up there. And you fucking sing that you

560
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 2: scare me song. You're like the star, Yeah, whatever, fuck.

561
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,640
Speaker 3: You scare me song. It's crazy.

562
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 2: May ask a question about your band, Send him in

563
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: the band. Yeah what, I'm just trying to do a

564
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: little promo for you.

565
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 3: Oh thank you. I appreciate it.

566
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: One day, many many millennia from now, when Bill moves on,

567
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,360
Speaker 2: do you rename the band Bill the band?

568
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 3: That's a separate side project.

569
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, that's your fucking offshoot project.

570
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 2: That's your to the talking heads and Ship.

571
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 3: Is my is my solo project?

572
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 2: View the band, and it's like, do you in order

573
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,440
Speaker 2: for it to be a side project, do you bring

574
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 2: nuke Nuke? Yeah? N you can lick with you? Do

575
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 2: Luke and Nick comes to the side project, or it's

576
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: not a side project that it's just fucking cinnamon like job.

577
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: When he goes solo, he left Richie Sambora behind and

578
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 2: Tico and Taco or all the rest of him and

579
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 2: Ship like that. So in order for you to do

580
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: the solo thing, you would probably have to be like

581
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: Melan Cally infinite sadness. I got a new band, and

582
00:31:40,800 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, all right, well that's cool. I guess

583
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: such fucking playing and like fucking abandoned man, you abandoned us,

584
00:31:52,560 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 2: h you ditched me? Yeah? What would would you would

585
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 2: you rock a side project called Bio with the band

586
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,600
Speaker 2: consider it. I mean people would talk about that though,

587
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: Like she's got two bands both named after rabbits she

588
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: used to have. People were like wait two, Like yeah, Cinnamon,

589
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 2: Why is just called the band Cinnamon Bill? Because Bill

590
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 2: is her side project?

591
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 3: Bill Bill's Cinnamon is is the number one? Is the

592
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 3: main the main event?

593
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:35,600
Speaker 2: Be name another famous artist with a side project band,

594
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: like I guess Tom Petty was in the Traveling Wilbury's,

595
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 2: as was you know, Roy Orbison and a couple otherfuckers

596
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: and ship when they do them like super groups, but

597
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 2: other than like you know, talking heads, all of them

598
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: except David Byrne had the Tom Tom Club. Is it

599
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: sound like Mick Jagger ever a side hustle? I mean

600
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 2: maybe he had a solo album or something like that,

601
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 2: but not like a whole side band and stuff like that.

602
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 3: Is Tom Lounge or DeLong or the from blinkin eighty two?

603
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: The one that believes in aliens? Is that the right am?

604
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 3: I thinking of the right guy?

605
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 2: But does he have his own group?

606
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 3: He had a band called Angels and Airwaves, all right,

607
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 3: so there you go.

608
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: And it didn't have the other two like Travis Barker

609
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 2: or the other guy in it all. I guess in

610
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: order to be a side project that you can't have. Well,

611
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: that's not true because Tom Tom Club is Chris Franz,

612
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 2: Tina Weymouth and Jerry Harrison. Just know David David Burne

613
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 2: and then David Byrne does solo thing or has done

614
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: nothing but solo things ever since without them, and he

615
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 2: just goes by David Byrne or whatever. Fleetwood macd they well,

616
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: she had a solo career, but a side project, just

617
00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 2: like Lindsay Buckingham also had a solo career as well.

618
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,560
Speaker 2: I think they held it like Christine McVie had a

619
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: solo career because I think she sang that song that

620
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: was her big hit. She wasn't. It wasn't even a

621
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 2: Fleetwood mactrack serve by herself. I don't know about Mick

622
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 2: Fleetwood though, but why would he have a side project.

623
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 2: He's like, the whole fucking project is me. Band's fucking

624
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:27,719
Speaker 2: named after me. I'm Mick Fleetwood as in Fleetwood Mac.

625
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,800
Speaker 2: You know the song you know what the song Tusk

626
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 2: is about? What it's about, I don't, I don't know

627
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,120
Speaker 2: it's about me, mcfleetwood's dick.

628
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 3: Is it really? Oh wow, that's a great song.

629
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,919
Speaker 2: It doesn't it doesn't really go with Tusk the movie.

630
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:49,360
Speaker 2: But if it's about that, it's like, well, but I

631
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: wrote the movie listening to that on repeat for like

632
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 2: three days straight.

633
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:59,800
Speaker 3: Really, that's so wild?

634
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:05,959
Speaker 2: All right? Did you get in fights besides Dylan Murray

635
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 2: before besides Dylan mur which is as you relate that

636
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: story years later sitting right here for a podcast, is

637
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 2: there any resilient trauma?

638
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say. I wouldn't say so. I can kind

639
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,400
Speaker 3: of remember the Dylan Murray of it all. I can

640
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 3: kind of remember the moment.

641
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 2: But what happened. I think he's dead now.

642
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 3: I killed him that day. No, I'm just kidding.

643
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 2: You, never saying or anything. You didn't wind up going

644
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 2: in the same circles and ship.

645
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 3: I'm not sure where that guy is. I haven't punched

646
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 3: anyone since.

647
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: I'm the number one fan of.

648
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 3: They mentioned my name.

649
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: I can't believe they said me. I knew it was faded.

650
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: I know I'm supposed to be with her. Oh my god,

651
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 2: she can punch me forevermore. You never got in a

652
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 2: fight with what about girls? It's so weird that, like

653
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: your examples were boys. I assumed it would be like

654
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 2: some sort of like.

655
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 3: A cat fight or something like that, right, because that's

656
00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 3: how girls fight. That's how girls fight.

657
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: You never got a fight with some girl that was

658
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: like you piece of ship. Not no, not physically, no, Yeah,

659
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 2: girls out here fight more psychologically.

660
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, Like I've been psychological by those fights. Absolutely,

661
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 3: absolutely yes.

662
00:36:36,239 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: When we were kids, I mean still to this day,

663
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: like I never want to get in a fight, Like

664
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 2: I'm so not a fucking fight person, and show like

665
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 2: that when we were kids, when we were leaving, like

666
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,359
Speaker 2: old p h when I graduated eighth grade from going

667
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: to Henry Hudson, they were like, you gotta be careful

668
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:01,920
Speaker 2: of initiation. What's that. That's when the older classmen grab

669
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 2: you and initiate you into the school. You have to

670
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,840
Speaker 2: fucking go. It's kind of like when you, you know,

671
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: when you're in a frat and shit and they pledge,

672
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: they rush you. So their initiation was like they did

673
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: a bunch of different things, but one of the most

674
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,560
Speaker 2: horrifying the one that we were all like, oh my god,

675
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: I hope that I gotta fucking do everything I can

676
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 2: make sure that never happens to me. The older kids

677
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: would catch you, pant you Dylan Murray style, stick a pickle.

678
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 3: Up your ass, Wait a sec.

679
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 2: Not done. You had to walk ten feet and keep

680
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 2: the pickle in. If the pickle fell out, you had

681
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 2: to pick it up, take a bite, reinsert, do the

682
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 2: ten steps all over. Now. I don't know if that

683
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 2: was ever done to anybody, but that was what we

684
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:58,439
Speaker 2: were all terrified of, like the pickle treatment, Like, oh god,

685
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: that is you guys didn't have real departure. Nobody was

686
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 2: just like, all right, pickle fucker.

687
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 3: No, that's I hope that never happened to anybody.

688
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 2: That is traum never met anybody that was like happened

689
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,840
Speaker 2: to me. I kept the pickle in the whole pickles.

690
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 3: Oh good god, what a nightmare.

691
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 2: I not sure that it ever really happened, But we

692
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 2: lived in fear of that kind of ship.

693
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,240
Speaker 3: Holy shit.

694
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: That nuclear war, Oh my gosh, you were up without

695
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,440
Speaker 2: ever worrying about nuclear war. Good for you, Like, of

696
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 2: all the things you've ever had to be concerned about,

697
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: did you ever once lose sleep over the thought of,

698
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 2: like one day they'll drop the bomb? No, that was

699
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: our generation was all that we fucking thought about, was like,

700
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: really watch the skies. Yeah, man, fucking the Cold War

701
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 2: was that its absolute fucking apex and Russia and the

702
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 2: United States hated each other. So there's always this looming

703
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: thread of like they could drop the bomb. They built

704
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: up their nuclear arsenal, we built ours. There was the

705
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 2: arms race, you build that many bombs. I got to

706
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 2: go somewhere right and luckily, so far, so good. Let

707
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 2: me tell you something happened to me on the way

708
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 2: from the airport today.

709
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you were at the airport today.

710
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 2: It was I left my car there, you know, when

711
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: I flew out the other night on a red eye

712
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: and then we did the gig, Me and Jay, and

713
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: then I flew back this morning. I had almost no gas,

714
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 2: eight to eight miles, you know before I was empty,

715
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,439
Speaker 2: and so I stopped at gas station and I paid

716
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 2: the pump and I sticked the fucking nouzle in and

717
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 2: set it to go. Then I locked my car and

718
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,759
Speaker 2: I go into the bathroom because I have to take

719
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 2: a whiz so fucking bad. So I was like, do

720
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 2: you have bathroom? They're like, So I take a whiz,

721
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 2: come out, and I assume like, you know that means

722
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 2: I've killed two birds. I've fed two birds with one

723
00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 2: to see you bye, getting some gas in the car

724
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 2: and taking a whizz. Otherwise I was gonna be pinching

725
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 2: it the whole way home the ship. So I get

726
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: back out to the car and I take the nozzle

727
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: out of my gas tank and I noticed that it

728
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 2: says thirty six dollars, And I was like, but I

729
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: was not empty thirty six. It must have clicked off

730
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 2: or something like that. And so I put the nozzle

731
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 2: back in, and I was like, I, I you know,

732
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 2: well before I did that, I took the nozzle out,

733
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 2: put it in the machine, got in the car, turn

734
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 2: the car on car only had six miles left. So

735
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 2: the thirty six dollars in gas that was on the meter,

736
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 2: the gas meter was not in my car. Oh. So

737
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: there was a car at the pump right next to me.

738
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 2: And I guarantee you because I had this long discussion

739
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: with your mom, I was like, what do you think happened?

740
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: She was like, somebody took your guests nozzle out and

741
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 2: stuck it in their car when you walked awayshes. I

742
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 2: don't know anyone who walks away from their car and

743
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 2: they're probably cash. It's like, why do you do everything

744
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 2: the exact opposite of the way I would do it.

745
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 2: And I was like, just to fucking spite you, just

746
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 2: a fuck with you, just because like I was like,

747
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 2: why what do you mean people fucking where I'm from,

748
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: people like, you know, well, from Jersey, nobody pumps around, yeah,

749
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: but you know other places you fucking put Like I've

750
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:29,040
Speaker 2: been traveling this country for fucking years. Stick your pump, guest,

751
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: you stick your fucking nozzle in the thing, You go inside,

752
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:34,120
Speaker 2: you grab a drink, you come back out.

753
00:41:34,239 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 3: I would say that's pretty normal, but Jay.

754
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 2: Had yesterday Jay had talked about He's like there's a

755
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 2: new scam where people hang out at the the convenience

756
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: stores and gas stations near airports because people just rented

757
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 2: a car and they get their luggage in it and shit,

758
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 2: and if they stop there, if they stop on their

759
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 2: way back to the airport or from the airport, they

760
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 2: run inside. People you know, generally they don't think to

761
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 2: lock the car and ship and that's when they go in,

762
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 2: grab their bags and drive away. So while I was

763
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 2: standing at the pump after after I looked at my

764
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 2: gas tack and it was only like six miles. I

765
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,640
Speaker 2: went back out, put the nozzle in and start filling up.

766
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,959
Speaker 2: Wait only waited to put forty bucks in the ship.

767
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 2: But the car that was sitting at the pump next

768
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: to me stayed there the whole time. That dude was

769
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,920
Speaker 2: there when I pulled in. It was after I got

770
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,880
Speaker 2: out when I looked at him, he looked dead in

771
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: the eyes. And I cannot because I didn't see it,

772
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 2: so I can't guarantee one hundred percent he did this,

773
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 2: But I feel like he took the nozzle out of

774
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: my car, stuck in his car, watched to see when

775
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 2: I was coming out of the bathroom inside, and then

776
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 2: just took the nozzle out of his car put it

777
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 2: back into my car. That's why I couldn't pump anymore,

778
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 2: you know, because I was the thirty six bucks. I

779
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 2: got a pump more, but it was already the transaction

780
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 2: was concluded on my credit card, so he got thirty

781
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 2: six bucks worth of free gas from me.

782
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:59,239
Speaker 3: Would the how would the pump reach to the other car?

783
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 2: He was right now next to it. I saw it

784
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 2: was very because there was a long fucking cord, so

785
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,320
Speaker 2: all you had to do is I was staggered a

786
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: little bit, so my my tank being back here, he

787
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: would take it out and just take it across the

788
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 2: the width of the island that the pumps are on,

789
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 2: or he could have stuck it into a side tank.

790
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 2: There was another car that was parts of the entrance

791
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 2: where there was somebody sitting in the back seat but

792
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: with their feet on the curb with the back door

793
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: open and shit, and it looked like they had a

794
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: container there. So it's just crazy, man Like. Most crime

795
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 2: is opportunistic, and it sounds like these cats are making

796
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: the opportunity where they're like people are on their way

797
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 2: from or to the airport and they gotta get gassed

798
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: or stop at this convenience to or and we can

799
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 2: grab their stuff when they do. It was a week

800
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: a weird feeling to be the victim of a crime

801
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 2: but not hurt in any sort of way, you know

802
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

803
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing you could really.

804
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 2: Do about that, because I mean I could go to

805
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 2: the guy and be like, did you but they would

806
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,200
Speaker 2: not steal my gag. It just sounds ridiculous. Well, yes,

807
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 2: I here ninety eight percent that's what happened. I bet

808
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: you if I I see the fucking security footage, that's

809
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 2: what it would have showed. Really, So when I was

810
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 2: driving home, I was like, how do I feel about this?

811
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: I said, Wow, nobody likes to be taking advantage of

812
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 2: the ship. But you know, I know it's hard out

813
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 2: there right now, and you know, thirty six bucks sucks,

814
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,399
Speaker 2: But that'll teach me. As your mom said, to never

815
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 2: walk away from the car. So every day's school day,

816
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 2: and that lesson cost me thirty six dollars.

817
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 3: Sounds like you learned a lesson today.

818
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 2: It's valuable. I want to find that guy and be like, thanks, buddy,

819
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: thank you so much.

820
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 3: I learned something.

821
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: I learned something from or crime, crime does pay.

822
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 3: That that's what we want you all to walk away

823
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 3: with today.

824
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: Do you know what title I was trying to remember

825
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 2: before when I was saying, like, you know, Will Wilkins,

826
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear the volume title because I listened to

827
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 2: the entire show, and I was like, what was it

828
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 2: that I said that In the moment when I said it,

829
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 2: in the back of my head, I was like, Oh,

830
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 2: this will be a great fucking title. What it is?

831
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,239
Speaker 1: Why would anyone help them?

832
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 3: I told somebody that story.

833
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: I was.

834
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 3: I told Nick that story because I was like, can

835
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 3: you just imagine living in a time when you're seeing

836
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 3: the first film of its kind of the first film

837
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,800
Speaker 3: of this genre.

838
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 2: She was like a caveman watching their first movie, like

839
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,959
Speaker 2: just believing it, like up at the screen and ship

840
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 2: when trolley comes their way or whatever. God, yeah, it

841
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: is kind of fascinating. If you could say it to

842
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 2: her now, next when you see her after this, when

843
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 2: you say good night, be like, well help them. She'll

844
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 2: be like, you don't understand. It was very real.

845
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 3: You're very lucky to have been a part of such

846
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: cool time.

847
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 2: No, I'm very bro She was so scared that night.

848
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 2: I'm very lucky. Shouldn't slip my throat and hers because

849
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:25,839
Speaker 2: she was just so pissed scared.

850
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: She was like, he's facing the wall. Why would help them?

851
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're talking. Did we say that we're

852
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: talking about.

853
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:39,239
Speaker 2: The blur Witch project. We were last week? Yeah? Just

854
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 2: to be clear, Ay, listeners from last week tune back

855
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 2: in unless one of them dropped and there are two

856
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: of them, like we remember, keV. I've met quite a

857
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: few people along the way, Like when I've been out

858
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 2: in the world who no beardless stick was. I mean,

859
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 2: I should be selling way more dick With shirts, is

860
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. You're not working hard, busy buying bowl

861
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: winkle shirts and ship like that, and you'd be selling

862
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 2: dickl With shirts.

863
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 3: So I was just trying to make you happy.

864
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 2: It made me so happy that I was like, I

865
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:10,720
Speaker 2: have your bowl ankle sweater that about for you online.

866
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: It's just dry cleaned. I had a dry clean.

867
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 7: Wow.

868
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: Mom was just like, you're not gonna have this dry clean.

869
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: I was like, well, I assume they wash it. She's like,

870
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 2: don't assume. She's like anything you buy an eBay people

871
00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 2: could fucking shit on. Come on, I'm like, who the

872
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,320
Speaker 2: fuck are you? What horrible fucking nether world do you

873
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 2: live in where everybody's like, they won this doll, so

874
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 2: you know what to do with it? Put this in post.

875
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 3: Good nightmare or who won it?

876
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 2: Kevin Smith? Give me that and then wipes his ass

877
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 2: with it and be like put it in the post.

878
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 3: My god.

879
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: But on the sweater, I was like, you know, she

880
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 2: was like, you should get all these just stuff that

881
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: was stuff, bowlinkles, dry clean. I was like, I'm not

882
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 2: gonna fucking do that. I don't sleep with them. They're

883
00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: sitting on a fucking shelf. They could have might and

884
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 2: I was like, well, they're going to fucking die because

885
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: those might live on She's like the dogs. I was like,

886
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 2: would you leave me alone? But I'm not going to

887
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,400
Speaker 2: get them all dray clean. But I did get your

888
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,279
Speaker 2: sweater dry clean.

889
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 3: Thank you.

890
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:13,320
Speaker 2: Because after the whole after she threw examples of what

891
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: people do with things, she's like, you don't know, she goes,

892
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:19,280
Speaker 2: I listened to True Crime. It's like, what fucking janky

893
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 2: ass podcast you listened to with a crime? As a

894
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 2: dude came on a fucking stopped animal and then sold

895
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: it on eBay. I hate this.

896
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:32,279
Speaker 3: I hate this. I just couldn't hate it more. And

897
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 3: you can keep the swater, thank you.

898
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 2: No, the sweater's been dry clean. And I also had

899
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 2: I got a U for Christmas. I guess they did

900
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: like a Santa hat bowing clamps in it at Universal Studio.

901
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 2: So I got that and I put on my head

902
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 2: and then your mom like vomited. She was like, you're

903
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 2: gonna put on your fucking head and you didn't have

904
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 2: a drunk lene. I was like, is that where all

905
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 2: my money's gone. Dry cleaning. You guys, there's been a

906
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,439
Speaker 2: lot of dry cleaning over the years.

907
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: You really dry clean a lot.

908
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 2: She drag cleans everything, every single piece of clothing. She'll

909
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: take her thong, underwear clean, can easy going to wash.

910
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 2: Now she does not, but she does dry clean and

911
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,439
Speaker 2: ship like drag cleaning in the world I came from,

912
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 2: like happened once a year. Maybe, Yeah.

913
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 3: I never dry clean stuff now that I pay for it.

914
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 3: When I lived here and could throw some things in

915
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 3: the drug cleaning bag truly.

916
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: Still damn. Yeah, she's uh, she's a bit of a

917
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:37,520
Speaker 2: drag clean and freak.

918
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:39,959
Speaker 3: Exposed.

919
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like at first, I was going to say,

920
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:47,759
Speaker 2: I've talked about it before. The place where we get

921
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 2: our drag clean done, it's called Milton Needs, Yeah, and

922
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 2: it's very famous place out here in the valley that's

923
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: been around forever and ship. They're open seven days a

924
00:49:57,160 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: week and they're open usually to twenty four hours, except

925
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 2: I went there on a Saturday at nine o'clock and

926
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,120
Speaker 2: they were not open. They were closed. They closed at

927
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 2: nine o Saturday, which, to be fair, it's like they're like, hey,

928
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,920
Speaker 2: can we have our weekend please, it's so true. But

929
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 2: pre COVID they were twenty four seven three sixty five.

930
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: That's crazy nuts.

931
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: So they are five days a week, they're twenty four hours,

932
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: but the weekends I think they're like you know, they

933
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 2: close at nine and open at nine or some shit.

934
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 2: They for themselves like a little bit of time, as

935
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:32,839
Speaker 2: they should. So I went over there to get your

936
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 2: fucking sweater clean, and I arrived at nine oh two oh.

937
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 2: I was locked out.

938
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,320
Speaker 3: You got to respect the media hours.

939
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 2: Didn't raise a fucking voice. I didn't. I didn't like

940
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 2: look in the window like a fucking hungry waif.

941
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:57,919
Speaker 3: I mean you can't, No, you can't, and drove away.

942
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: But they're fucking phenomenal service. I know you don't listen

943
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 2: to beerless stickless me for dry cleaning reviews, but but

944
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 2: if you needed one, pretty fucking fire, here you go.

945
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:14,719
Speaker 3: Yes.

946
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 2: No fights other than that fucking Dylan Murry.

947
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,360
Speaker 3: Physically. No, this is the boy that I punched on

948
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 3: the ski slopes and that you don't get at my gym.

949
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:28,440
Speaker 2: No, I don't blocked and I don't remember what. Uh

950
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,919
Speaker 2: do you ever want to punch somebody? The last person

951
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 2: you wanted to punch but you were like, I don't

952
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: do that. I don't punch people. If I could, I

953
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 2: wanted to punch his motherfucker.

954
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 3: There are a few people take a spling at Yeah,

955
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:42,600
Speaker 3: if I could, But I'm not like I don't don't

956
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:48,920
Speaker 3: like people. You know, Oh people I know? Oh oh

957
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:53,239
Speaker 3: people I know. Oh yeah, No, I can think of

958
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 3: one for sure.

959
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 2: Maybe like excuse me through something your eye?

960
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,400
Speaker 1: Do you punch me?

961
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:05,319
Speaker 2: And would you punch and run? Or punch and stand there?

962
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: Like come on, anotherfucker?

963
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: You want more?

964
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 2: Who would you punch and like run away?

965
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 3: Like not he but just like I don't want to

966
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,959
Speaker 3: get punched back, I probably run away.

967
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 2: You run, I might run, punch and run and ship,

968
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 2: I might run. I might be what did I do? Will? No? Really,

969
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 2: I think you'd lose it punch and then be like

970
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,440
Speaker 2: like a like a dog that bites the owner, and

971
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 2: then it's like, what did I do?

972
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, But I'm not punching anybody. We don't

973
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 3: condone punching here on beardless, stickless me.

974
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:36,400
Speaker 2: Is that right?

975
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 3: We don't.

976
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 2: We don't A good punch the only way to communicate

977
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,800
Speaker 2: your thoughts. No, I'm not. I got jelly arms. And

978
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,520
Speaker 2: ship a punch. In my life, I have bad dreams,

979
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,800
Speaker 2: like nightmares where like I hit somebody with all the

980
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 2: force I possibly can and they're like, you're kidding.

981
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 3: I have nightmares like that too.

982
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,600
Speaker 2: It must be a dream of powerlessness, must like, yeah,

983
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 2: equate to some cycle conditions.

984
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:02,959
Speaker 3: I'll kick as hard as I can and it won't

985
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 3: do anything. Yeah, that's a scary one.

986
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 2: It is where you're just like, oh my god, I

987
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 2: have not even made an impact.

988
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 3: That's a real scary one.

989
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 2: Like I'll wind up as sorry as I can, and

990
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:24,839
Speaker 2: it's just like kids, I'm still out on the road.

991
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 2: If you want to go see Dogma with me, go

992
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,600
Speaker 2: to dog Mo movie dot com dog mamovie dot com

993
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:33,239
Speaker 2: for tickets. Dogma comes out everywhere June fifth. And let's

994
00:53:33,239 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 2: see what is it? Now? This is two to three episodes?

995
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 2: How many of we record the other day? Three?

996
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 3: Two?

997
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 2: We recorded two. This would be the third, so that

998
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 2: means the last one. My first one went up last week,

999
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: so there would be the one week. I don't know.

1000
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait till the next episode to say the thing.

1001
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, because I'm not quite sure when they announced.

1002
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 3: Yeah you should yeah, So I'll.

1003
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,080
Speaker 2: Hold on to it. But there's a cool thing that

1004
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:02,400
Speaker 2: I want to share with y'all, and if you come

1005
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 2: back next episode, I'll share it. Don't forget, kids, that

1006
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:12,640
Speaker 2: Kevin Smith Club is the only place to watch Beardless

1007
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,759
Speaker 2: Stickless me. And if you're sitting there going like it's

1008
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 2: boring as fuck to listen to, why would I want

1009
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 2: to watch you too? Idiots fucking say these stupid things

1010
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 2: to each other. Well, then you could join that Kevin

1011
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 2: Smith Club and find out what all the hubbubs about.

1012
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,240
Speaker 2: Not only do you get beardlistick was me to watch?

1013
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 2: Not only did you get our after show which we're

1014
00:54:32,239 --> 00:54:35,040
Speaker 2: about to go record Beardless Stickless Plus which I'll be

1015
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 2: honest with you, that's the fire show. That's the fire one,

1016
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,640
Speaker 2: as in, that's the show we should burn because it's

1017
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 2: so useless. But you get to see and hear more

1018
00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 2: of the Beardless Stickless that's when we really come alive.

1019
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 2: Yeah on, Once we're done with the fucking once we're

1020
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 2: done sucking on the Iheartteat, that's when.

1021
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 1: We let our hair down and party over that can club.

1022
00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:06,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, kids, keep sucking that iHeart Tea. Please

1023
00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:09,320
Speaker 2: keep your feet on the ground and keep sucking that.

1024
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 2: I heart tea. Do you know who Casey case is?

1025
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 3: Who is I don't know, but it sounds familiar.

1026
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 2: Aside from being the voice of Shaggy like Zoid Scoob

1027
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 2: and the voice of Robin on Super Friends, for my generation,

1028
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 2: he was the voice of American Top forty.

1029
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 1: We're counting down the Biggest Tits number fourteen.

1030
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 3: Nice.

1031
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,240
Speaker 2: Every Sunday morning he would do, like the Top forty countdown.

1032
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,480
Speaker 2: It's like a four hour fucking show. And you know,

1033
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: sometimes they played a full song, sometimes just a little clip.

1034
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 2: They'd be like, and now it's time for a long

1035
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:52,120
Speaker 2: distance dedication. Dear Casey, my name is Bob. Many years

1036
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,439
Speaker 2: ago I met a girl named Gloria, and we were

1037
00:55:56,680 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 2: each other's hearts. We spend every day together, laughing, going

1038
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 2: out to movies, having dinner. She knew my family, I

1039
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:11,439
Speaker 2: knew hers. Everything was going along well, Casey. Sometimes in life,

1040
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,439
Speaker 2: when everything is perfect, you find a way to mess

1041
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,919
Speaker 2: it up. And Gloria and I split apart. We've both

1042
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 2: had separate lives gone on. I've lost touch with her,

1043
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 2: but still I'll always remember her as the girl who

1044
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:29,480
Speaker 2: changed my life, my brown eyed girl. So Casey, would

1045
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,560
Speaker 2: you play the Rolling Stone no, Van Morrison's Brown Eyed

1046
00:56:32,600 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 2: Girl for Gloria, just so if she's out there, she

1047
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,239
Speaker 2: might know that I'm still thinking about her and she

1048
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 2: still means the world. Love Bob, Bob, here's your long

1049
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:47,919
Speaker 2: distance medication. And then they play the song Wow. Yeah,

1050
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: as long as this is ocasion was fire because there

1051
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,319
Speaker 2: was always something about fucker writing a letter where you're like, oh,

1052
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,680
Speaker 2: and like, honestly, eight times out of ten it was

1053
00:56:54,760 --> 00:56:57,239
Speaker 2: gut wrenchingly emotional and shit. And then they always like,

1054
00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 2: so would you please play and then play this fucking song?

1055
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:04,399
Speaker 2: And you were like, because they just told you something

1056
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 2: really fucking.

1057
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,040
Speaker 3: Emotional, are you gonna cry?

1058
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Speaker 2: I was gonna emotional thinking about it. Then I'm a

1059
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,840
Speaker 2: little glassy. I spent an an ordinate amount of my

1060
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,680
Speaker 2: childhood listening to American Top forty. Like that was the

1061
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 2: thing that my brother and sister passed on to me.

1062
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 2: We didn't have cable TV. We'd have the internet, fucking

1063
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: damn sure, and shit like that. So on Sundays like

1064
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 2: that was a big thing. So they can go into

1065
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:28,240
Speaker 2: school the next day and be like, ooh, I heard

1066
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 2: this and shit. So I was forced to listen to

1067
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 2: it from a young age. But for a lot of

1068
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 2: people of a certain age, the voice of Casey Casey,

1069
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 2: aside of course from being shaggy, takes them right too.

1070
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 2: First it was American Top forty, and then it was

1071
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,760
Speaker 2: Casey's Top forty or something like that, and then they

1072
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:52,240
Speaker 2: went and did American Top forty without him with somebody else.

1073
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,920
Speaker 2: But then he was so well branded and that voice

1074
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 2: was so well known that he it was Casey's Top forty,

1075
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 2: and shit, fuck America. That's what I'm not what I'm saying.

1076
00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 2: That's what Casey Casum said, right, the late great Casey

1077
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 2: case meant you don't Did you even watch TRL when

1078
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,520
Speaker 2: you were a kid? Total Request Live was a countdown show?

1079
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:19,080
Speaker 2: Any part of your life you missed out.

1080
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 3: I missed out on a lot of cool things I did,

1081
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 3: like all the nineties. Yeah, well not all.

1082
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,520
Speaker 2: You were there at the Bury Tale end the last

1083
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:29,160
Speaker 2: six months of the nineties. You were there.

1084
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 3: That's all that matters.

1085
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You don't remember it.

1086
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:37,439
Speaker 2: You were like drooling and ship, but you were there.

1087
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Speaker 2: So true, kids, you have fun today this week You're like, no,

1088
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 2: not really.

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00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 3: You got a dry cleaning.

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00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, built News, don't forget, not even sponsored. They got

1091
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 2: a lot of airtime.

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00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 3: Them for like five minutes.

1093
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:58,840
Speaker 2: And did people like this show is really just you're

1094
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 2: no Joe Rogan. That's right. We don't have whack jobs on.

1095
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 2: We just talked to each other about really mundane ship.

1096
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 2: Miltonies closes at nine on Saturday. Did you know that.

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00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: I live a fucking Florida Give a ship? Go back

1098
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: to telling jokes.

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00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 3: They're really the best though.

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00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 2: The man.

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00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,160
Speaker 1: Kids still out on the road.

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00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:28,200
Speaker 2: Come see meat or Dogma. What do you got to sell?

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00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 3: Cinnamon the band? The band? We have two songs out

1104
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:37,919
Speaker 3: and the Spice is a good one. We have Star

1105
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 3: and we have why out now streaming everywhere?

1106
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 2: And uh where can they get one of them sweet

1107
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 2: Dickla shirts?

1108
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:50,120
Speaker 3: You can go right on over to beardlessticklesmee dot com.

1109
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 2: Is that what they is? They're listening for it there?

1110
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 2: Look you mean you're sending I don't think I've ever

1111
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 2: seen an ad for the shirt over there? Really?

1112
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 3: Oh shit?

1113
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 2: I mean don't you think you would have continued getting

1114
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 2: sales if there was some ad public That's a good point.

1115
01:00:08,040 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 3: Actually, you said the.

1116
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 2: Last week going you'll be buying shirts.

1117
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: Nobody knows they exist, know that?

1118
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:18,600
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh oh yeah.

1119
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 2: Perhaps I've been wasted on my own petard.

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01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, it's there where it's on beardless sticklessmeat

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Speaker 3: dot com.

1122
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:27,080
Speaker 2: We're at the bottom.

1123
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: You can go on over to this little side thing

1124
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 3: and it says merch.

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01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: What the fuck you guys searching for? There is no

1126
01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 2: like full clickable ad Wilkers.

1127
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,760
Speaker 3: There's a lot of pictures of us.

1128
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:49,080
Speaker 2: Meet George Jetson. Then at the meet Will Wilkins. Did

1129
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 2: you I played TV theme songs with your mom for

1130
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 2: a little while today. I was very impressed by how

1131
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,960
Speaker 2: many she got. Oh really yeah, but I'm thinking you

1132
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: couldn't do it because your generation and have TV theme song.

1133
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, like if I said, miss I miss a TV

1134
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:06,040
Speaker 3: theme song.

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01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:11,320
Speaker 2: We're moving on up to the east side.

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01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:17,320
Speaker 1: No mm hmm to a deep that's up now in

1137
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:24,840
Speaker 1: the sky. We're moving on up, moving on up to

1138
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 1: the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie.

1139
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 2: Fuck you're young, I'm your child, I know, but in

1140
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,640
Speaker 2: your generations and grow up with the same same reruns

1141
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:44,800
Speaker 2: as we did. That's the jefferson Son theme song to

1142
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 2: the Jeffersons. Means, don't burn in the kitchen brings, don't

1143
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 2: burn on the grill. Took a whole lot of try

1144
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 2: and just to get up at you.

1145
01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: Now we're all getting out to hear that back.

1146
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:03,880
Speaker 3: No one in this room likes this.

1147
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,640
Speaker 2: Him singing the Jeffersons again.

1148
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,919
Speaker 3: Pretty just looked at you all.

1149
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 2: Right before I start singing more sick coming. Audience is like,

1150
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 2: do that?

1151
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,919
Speaker 1: Never mind, Milt Needies sing more ship.

1152
01:02:17,240 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: Fuck. Oh they didn't have a theme song for Milt Needy.

1153
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 3: They should.

1154
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 4: It was it?

1155
01:02:25,560 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 2: I think it went like I panked you, bully.

1156
01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 4: Gag and put you boys and can't put me back.

1157
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 4: Don't put your boys, bunch you boys.

1158
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 3: It's time to go.

1159
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: It's time to get off the beardless for this week.

1160
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:58,800
Speaker 2: Beardless stick. Let's me have Kevin spick beardless. You fucking

1161
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,919
Speaker 2: look get that hair sticking out of my head.

1162
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 3: I noticed, but I never had an opportunity to speak.

1163
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here just battling alone.

1164
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 2: You can literally interrupt me at any time to be like,

1165
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,640
Speaker 2: you know how stupid you sound, you look even worse.

1166
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 2: Fix your fucking hat. Thank god it looked before I

1167
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 2: ended the show, so I can end with a little

1168
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:25,800
Speaker 2: fucking dignity and a little respect. There's your beardless stickless

1169
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,520
Speaker 2: me for this week. Before I go, one thing. Appreciate

1170
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: you wearing that shut for bedless stickles, ma'am Kevin Smith.

1171
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 2: So have a beardless, dickless day.

1172
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:52,479
Speaker 8: This has been a podcast production, some podcast podcast using

1173
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:59,320
Speaker 8: our mouths on you since two thousand and seven. Hey kids,

1174
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 8: did you like you just heard?

1175
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 2: Well, guess what.

1176
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 8: We've got tons more man thousands of hours of podcasts

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01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 8: waiting for you at that kevinsmithclub dot com.

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Speaker 2: Go sign up now.