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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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[Applause]

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hey everybody welcome to smug club i'm

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hannah i'm chelsea thanks for joining us

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today uh welcome to smug club

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yes we're we're glad you're here we've

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got a joint review for you today of

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um like a bonnie and clyde-esque smut

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book is that how you would describe it

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yeah i would describe it that way

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it is bonnie and clyde-esque um it is

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confessed by nicola rendell

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um and it is a

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journey

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took the word out of my head

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yes it's a journey

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wow and like so i read this for the

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first time

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i think early on and the pandemic

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and i mean it's a fun journey

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there's parts of the journey that i

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could do without reliving but like i

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it's a it's a fun journey we'll get into

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it but yeah when i was going through and

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outlining this i was like man

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yeah there were some things i forgot in

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this journey yep

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same and some things i'd like to forget

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yep in this journey but we can't they're

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imprinted into our minds and now we've

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outlined them and we're gonna share them

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with you so now they're in writing not

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just the author's writing but in our

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outline writing as well yep so buckle in

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everybody yeah here we go so and this is

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this one is dual point of view yep

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sometimes it's pertinent to say who's

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point of view sometimes yeah

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sometimes we'll just go on the journey

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so we start with vince yes vince russo

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yes so it opens with him basically

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immediately following a car accident and

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he's kind of like

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a little dazed and confused he has run

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his truck into a tree someone hit him

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someone rear-ended him

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um and he my notes say he's wicked

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pissed

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um

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because he had stolen this vehicle from

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a walmart or something

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like a half hour before right barely got

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any use out of his freshly stolen

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vehicle exactly before he was running

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off the road but then he sees the chick

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who ran him off the road and he's like

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hot damn

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okay it is like insta lust

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he like describes there's like marilyn

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monroe-esque with her curves and it's

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he goes from being pissed to like kind

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of being a little annoyed but he's like

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almost in a way where it's like she's

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hot enough that

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that it's okay she's feisty she smells

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like peaches he does have the thought if

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she were a brunette i'd be [ __ ] and

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that is relevant later

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yeah he has definitely done time and so

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he's like

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no cops and she's like okay

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no cops yeah like she's very agreeable

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to no cops which we'll learn in a little

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bit why she's super agreeable to no cops

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but for now she's like okay i'm so sorry

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yeah let's not get police or insurance

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involved she also

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frequently gets into car accidents she's

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a very distracted driver

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um so she's she's kind of used to this

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ultimately is like i'm so sorry

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like we can call a tow truck at the very

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least and he's like we don't need to tow

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truck but he's also like not gonna tell

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her he stole the car so they don't need

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a tow truck um

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at the very least she's like let me

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offer you a ride to the motel or a motel

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there's one relatively nearby and

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that's the least i can do since

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i ran you off the road i'm so sorry

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and he's like that sounds great so he

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goes to

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the truck to grab his bag and wipe down

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his fingerprints

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um and then as he's walking back he

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hears the sound and apparently there's a

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moment where he was like the truck's

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gonna explode and so he like tackles her

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are you giving me eskimo

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kisses yep and he's like i'm just

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checking for injuries and she's like by

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like sniffing my face

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amusing how all of that shakes out

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um but he very much is enjoying being

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all up on her body um and he's like

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what's your name and she says lucy but

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everyone calls me helen and he's like oh

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okay and he's like she seems like a

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shitty liar

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but then he's also like cool i'm vince

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and he's like damn it i gave my real

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name too like neither of them seem great

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the not espionage

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yeah we're a little flustered with the

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the artisan

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i'm a con artisan

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it is artisanal conic

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yep artisanal conning i'm like the

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sourdough

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of conic

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a con artist

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listen i've been working on my starter

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like 10 years my

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conning is very artisanal it's very

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niche

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but not niche enough that i can remember

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to give a fake name

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exactly so

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lucy we then flashed back to 10 hours

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earlier from lucy's point of view yes we

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um we learned lucy is um the heiress to

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a lunch meet empire um

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birchette birchette birchette however

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the hell we want to say it doesn't

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matter

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um and they are having a bit of an e

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coli scandal um and also we find out

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that the sec is looking into like

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embezzlement charges and her her parents

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like lucy comes from a very affluent

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family obviously she's an heiress to a

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meat a lunch meat empire yeah i would

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call that a fluent um but it's not a

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great home life her mom is like an

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alcoholic and like popping xanax and her

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dad's like you can't embezzle from your

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own company can you

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and she's like yeah dad you [ __ ] can

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yeah so

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she's just like i'm over this this is

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scandals and

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lucy then decides she like she goes to

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the parent safe takes 20 grand in cash

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out and is like i'm out and runs away

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peanut yes she has a little necklace

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with a peanut on it because she loves

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it's all very sweet

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but then she hears on the radio or she

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sees on the news she gets an alert on

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her phone but there are 200 more cases

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of e coli linked to her family's company

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and so she gets distracted and she

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reminds someone who turns out to be a

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wicked hot dude with tattoos and dark

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hair and she's super into that

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vince vince for the clarification while

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she has several car accidents in her

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life there is only one today

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yep so we heard vince's experience of

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getting hit and her experience of

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hitting vince yep um so then back to the

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like vince is kind of like like what are

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you doing and lucy's like going on a

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solo road trip and he's like

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okay really that

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that doesn't

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sound factual and then she's like he

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like makes a joke about robbing her yeah

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he's very obviously casing the vehicle

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and like her as a mark and then he makes

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a joke about robbing her and she's like

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but he's is like super attracted to her

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so it's this weird like they're like

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flirting but he's also like sizing her

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up and he's like

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driving what is like she's driving like

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he's he's very clearly trying to put

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these pieces together but is also like

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from the russian mob

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um and has several warrants out for his

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arrest back east so that's why he is

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words and my notes are she drives like

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an absolute clown show and gives him a

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heart attack

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yeah great notes they really

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they really cover everything there yep

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um so they make it to the motel

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my notes say comically intense chemistry

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entering the motel lobby lucy

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seductively sucks lollipop

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yeah and there's only one room available

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oh my stars so then while they are

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waiting for the one room i would also

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real fast

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i thought it was really funny when she's

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like okay well like and her hit or she

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says like i can leave him here and like

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i'll go get another hotel

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north east of knoxville right um

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manager of the hotel's like i wouldn't

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if i were you because of the holiday

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weekend every hotel from here to memphis

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is full and i'm like if you know

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anything about tennessee geography

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knoxville and memphis are not close no

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and i'm like okay well like memphis is

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each other yeah

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like she could find a room

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but why would she because he's working

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the hustle

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this old man at this motel to get them

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to take this one room and so she does um

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and then but they have to wait for the

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room to be cleaned so vince is like hey

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let me buy you dinner

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they serve food

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um and she is

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a little suspicious and he is like don't

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worry about it like i'm no trouble i

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promise like i just want to buy she's

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suspicious

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my notes say she's suspicious and then

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the direct quote is you look like you

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could turn communion into a misdemeanor

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yeah i didn't interpret that as

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suspicion i was just like man she is way

290
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too ready to dick down

291
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it was my entire time she died anyway so

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you know it does not take long to dick

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down so yeah they go to the bar across

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the street

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vin starts ordering them shots

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and burgers

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like what did she did she asked for like

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a cobb salad or like something that

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they're like we're a dive bar we do not

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i think she asked for wine like she

301
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ordered wine and they were like babe

302
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oh yeah she was like can i have like

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your white a white wine or something

304
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like that and they're really like honey

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no

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so he orders um

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two shots of the four horsemen which

308
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turns out is four kinds of whiskey

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altogether

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and so she slams it

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and so does he and then doesn't he order

312
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more shots he does he does like a few

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shots of this yeah

314
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which is illegal which i'm like no it's

315
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not like

316
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what ordinance that's [ __ ] it's

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whiskey and it seemed like initially

318
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like the bartender was just kind of like

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yeah we don't do that [ __ ] here because

320
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we don't want the trouble that comes

321
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with the sort of people who are ordering

322
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that's the establishment yes i'm like

323
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you're they're a classy dive bar let's

324
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give them some credit

325
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um

326
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yeah so they're doing the shots and then

327
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she is singing johnny cash or puts

328
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johnny cash on the jukebox when their

329
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burgers come out

330
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she takes the onions off the burger

331
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and he's like johnny cash no onions

332
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let's run away together like yep and

333
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there

334
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my notes say more handsiness they get

335
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more handsy yeah like

336
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it goes from six to midnight

337
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real fast with the level of like

338
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physical flirty intimacy chemistry

339
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between them um he puts the next song on

340
00:12:52,399 --> 00:12:57,519
the jukebox and it's phil collins i can

341
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feel it in the air tonight

342
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and he is like apparently it turns into

343
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like a weird sexual thing he does double

344
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check her age she's 23 so she is legal

345
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um

346
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i made note of that um but yeah he

347
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starts dancing with her

348
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to phil collins and kissing her and

349
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feeling her up very intimately and then

350
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at some point he's like i want to hear

351
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you scream and she goes i want you to

352
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make me scream

353
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like i'm like what

354
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and then my notes say

355
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um she asked to go back to the momo but

356
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the room isn't ready yet and the direct

357
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quote is i've never had sex in a

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bathroom before

359
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well

360
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and this is such a classy establishment

361
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they go to the bathroom to bone and

362
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there's a sign on the door that says no

363
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[ __ ] here

364
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seriously yep and they're like

365
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we cannot wait until the room is clean

366
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so we need to destroy this bathroom yeah

367
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it seems like a loose suggestion so my

368
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notes say i've never been i've never had

369
00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:06,480
sex in a bathroom before they [ __ ] in

370
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:09,680
the bathroom and it's a lot um

371
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,600
mine say they bone and then the quote

372
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:14,560
i'm gonna [ __ ] you like you've never

373
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been [ __ ] before little girl

374
00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:19,680
and then they get caught by the manager

375
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,839
who's like seriously guys we said no

376
00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:23,199
[ __ ] and like with each can't you

377
00:14:21,839 --> 00:14:25,519
read like

378
00:14:23,199 --> 00:14:27,120
they break the sink it's spraying water

379
00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:29,920
everywhere there's soap all over the

380
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:32,800
floor there's paper towel like destroyed

381
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:35,519
this bathroom and for some reason i i

382
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:38,000
have they [ __ ] up the auto paper towel

383
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dispenser and he [ __ ] her on the sinks

384
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,040
xl condom

385
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honestly i didn't even make note of the

386
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,040
condom they made a big deal about it

387
00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:50,720
they did they made a huge deal about it

388
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:53,199
i'm not disputing they made a huge deal

389
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:54,959
about it i think i got too caught up on

390
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:58,399
the i'm gonna [ __ ] you like you've never

391
00:14:54,959 --> 00:15:00,079
been [ __ ] before little girl we

392
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discussed in the very first episode of

393
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:04,160
this podcast that we ever recorded that

394
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generally speaking when a man makes

395
00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,000
promises like that prepare to be

396
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:10,560
disappointed

397
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,440
although seemingly in this book

398
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:13,760
she's not i don't know because it's not

399
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:19,279
real

400
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:21,360
[Laughter]

401
00:15:19,279 --> 00:15:23,360
they destroy the bathroom they like

402
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:25,199
throw cash at the manager and they're

403
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:27,040
like this is for the burgers and the

404
00:15:25,199 --> 00:15:30,320
damage in the bathroom and then they go

405
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:32,639
back to the motel and jump in the pool

406
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,720
while they wait for their room yeah so

407
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:36,320
she pushes him in the pool

408
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,600
she says i'll race you and then she

409
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,360
pushes him in

410
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:41,199
fully clothed

411
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:43,279
and then jumps in after him and then he

412
00:15:41,199 --> 00:15:45,519
starts fingering her

413
00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:48,800
um in the pool and then she notices a

414
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:51,440
bullet wound on his stomach area and

415
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:53,839
she's like what what is this

416
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:55,440
he's like i'm bad news bears baby well

417
00:15:53,839 --> 00:15:56,800
i'm not like

418
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:58,880
now's when we're gonna start asking

419
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:01,440
questions yeah now after we already

420
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:03,680
banged in the bathroom and destroyed it

421
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:05,600
um the next morning

422
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:08,560
they have more sex honestly i think i

423
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,720
for forgot the condom part of the the

424
00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:12,560
bathroom bar sex because in the next

425
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:14,320
morning they've they've already decided

426
00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:16,560
to ditch condoms

427
00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,399
because she's on birth control but she's

428
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:20,000
really flighty and it sounds like her

429
00:16:18,399 --> 00:16:21,759
birth control is all just kind of

430
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:24,000
rattling around loose in the bottom of

431
00:16:21,759 --> 00:16:26,079
her purse yeah she just grabs one when

432
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,920
she remembers

433
00:16:26,079 --> 00:16:30,880
so this is not the way

434
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:32,399
to make birth control the most effective

435
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,839
it is the way to make it the least

436
00:16:32,399 --> 00:16:35,680
effective

437
00:16:33,839 --> 00:16:37,759
yeah i'm like

438
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:40,240
just popping one every couple of days is

439
00:16:37,759 --> 00:16:42,160
not how birth control works

440
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,600
and considering he like makes a lot of

441
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,160
comments while he's kind of like casing

442
00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:48,959
her about like how flighty she is

443
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:50,959
i'm like we didn't we just trusted her

444
00:16:48,959 --> 00:16:53,199
on that

445
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,199
they

446
00:16:53,759 --> 00:16:56,639
how would you rate their judgment in

447
00:16:55,199 --> 00:16:58,800
impulse control

448
00:16:56,639 --> 00:17:00,800
very poor yes very poor if i was doing a

449
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,240
mental status exam

450
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,440
that is indeed the rating i would give

451
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,199
them

452
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:07,199
so they ditched condoms in the morning

453
00:17:05,199 --> 00:17:09,039
he says he was in prison last month and

454
00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:10,000
he got tested so he knows that he's

455
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:12,959
clean

456
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,959
and she's like okay

457
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:17,280
honestly even if

458
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,319
even if he told her he wasn't clean i

459
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,160
don't know if it would have made a

460
00:17:18,319 --> 00:17:22,000
difference

461
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:23,039
yeah i mean she was a pretty thirsty

462
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:25,520
little

463
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:27,600
little lady there

464
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:30,000
like

465
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:32,559
yeah the insight is uh

466
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,600
laughing across the board so they ditch

467
00:17:32,559 --> 00:17:35,520
the condoms in the morning and then they

468
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:37,280
go to subway for lunch and i do think

469
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,240
it's really funny because it's like

470
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:42,880
this e coli meat scandal which she like

471
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:44,880
she hasn't told him who she is or what

472
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:47,039
it's related to yet but like they go to

473
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:49,280
subway and she's like they go to order

474
00:17:47,039 --> 00:17:50,640
and she's like so like who's your meat

475
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:52,320
supplier

476
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,799
and they're like we have no [ __ ] clue

477
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:57,360
i'm 16 working at subway

478
00:17:54,799 --> 00:17:59,360
minimum wage right and she's like go

479
00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:01,600
check right now yeah she's like i'm

480
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,120
gonna have the veggie sandwich and like

481
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,880
she like tries to get vince to get a

482
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:07,600
veggie sandwich as well and instead he's

483
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:10,000
like i'm gonna get extra meat on my

484
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:10,799
sandwich

485
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,919
um

486
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:14,000
so

487
00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:16,080
they figure out the meat is safe it's

488
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:17,360
from a different distributor

489
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,640
vince has no idea what the [ __ ] she's

490
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,000
going on about and thinks she's just

491
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:23,360
spoiled and weird

492
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:26,799
um and so when both can be true yes both

493
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:28,799
can be true um and then um

494
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:29,520
he like leans across the table to kiss

495
00:18:28,799 --> 00:18:31,840
her while they're eating their

496
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,440
sandwiches and like spills her soda all

497
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,360
over her yep

498
00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:38,320
so she goes to clean up and then when

499
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:39,200
she gets back out of the bathroom he is

500
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,320
gone

501
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:45,200
after taking her bag and her car yeah

502
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:46,960
she comes out still covered in dr pepper

503
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:49,840
which honestly that just makes it worse

504
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:52,080
like he stole your car and you're sticky

505
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:54,640
yeah and she is specific about being

506
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:56,640
sticky like and soda sticky is just like

507
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,720
a gross kind of sticky yeah

508
00:18:56,640 --> 00:19:01,600
um for all of the ways in which they get

509
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,960
sticky in this book that is that is her

510
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:05,440
least favorite

511
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:08,640
it's also my least favorite

512
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:12,880
soda sticky is it

513
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,880
i really hate sodas soda sticky

514
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,919
fair enough fair enough right here none

515
00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:20,720
of them are great hannah

516
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:23,840
i'm not like well

517
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,120
i would really prefer this option

518
00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:28,000
that's fair

519
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:30,960
yeah so she's like soda sticky

520
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:32,960
covered in dr pepper he's gone her purse

521
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,720
is gone her car is gone

522
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,280
um he did leave her

523
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:39,840
a hundred dollars in her phone yes which

524
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:42,080
like so then we cut to vince he's

525
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,760
driving in her stolen car and like

526
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,520
actually like feels pretty guilty and

527
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:47,360
he's like yeah so like i left her a

528
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:49,360
hundred dollars under like the soda cup

529
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:51,039
that i like let's spill all over her and

530
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,520
i left her her phone i'm not a complete

531
00:19:51,039 --> 00:19:54,880
[ __ ] like does feel guilty and he's

532
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:57,280
never done that before and he's like

533
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:58,880
obviously i'm going soft because i loved

534
00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,720
her it means to

535
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:02,400
get home because i felt so bad about

536
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,159
leaving her stranded

537
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,360
um and he

538
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:06,799
feels kind of bummed because he was

539
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:09,039
really into her

540
00:20:06,799 --> 00:20:10,159
starts going through her bag figures out

541
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:12,320
her name

542
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:14,320
um and also sees that she's extremely

543
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:16,159
messy and not great with taking her

544
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:18,640
birth control because he finds the pack

545
00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:20,720
and it's like random pills popped out

546
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:23,600
all over the place and he's like jesus

547
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:26,480
christ well and like he's clearly better

548
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,559
at being on the run than she is because

549
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,640
like so he stole her car one of the

550
00:20:28,559 --> 00:20:33,120
first things he does is change out her

551
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:35,760
license plate with another random car

552
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:38,640
and he removes the yale parking decal

553
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:40,480
that she has from her college days and

554
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:43,200
it's just like i'm gonna make this car a

555
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:44,640
little less noticeable and then in the

556
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:47,440
like when he's going through her car i

557
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,960
guess in like the the spare tire holder

558
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:53,280
in the trunk is that why you call that

559
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:55,200
space yeah um well i don't know but yes

560
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:56,880
i initially wanted to say wheel well but

561
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:59,120
that's not the right word

562
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,120
i don't know in the trunk when you lift

563
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:02,559
the carpet there's a spot that you can

564
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:04,240
put a spare tire

565
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:06,080
or you can put the twenty thousand

566
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:08,559
dollars that you stole from your parents

567
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:11,760
safe exactly so he finds it and he's

568
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:13,840
like hot damn jackpot um and then he

569
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:14,799
also gets a call from

570
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,440
um

571
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:20,799
the russians that he owes ten thousand

572
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:23,200
dollars and um they said they need five

573
00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:24,640
more jobs from him because he was their

574
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:27,679
wheel man

575
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,120
in their getaways for robbing banks

576
00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:31,039
and there were some threats and stuff

577
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:34,240
but he's like huh

578
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:35,520
you'll never find me k bye thanks

579
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:37,120
and moves on

580
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:39,360
yeah that's

581
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:41,679
that's about where we leave him yeah and

582
00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:43,120
then we go back to lucy who because lucy

583
00:21:41,679 --> 00:21:46,640
is super flighty

584
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:48,400
she has like a gps tracker in her car

585
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,200
because she loses it

586
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,400
on a

587
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:57,200
semi-regular basis

588
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:57,200
yeah my notes say lucy is big mad

589
00:21:57,280 --> 00:22:01,679
that's what the note says

590
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,960
um uses find my car app decides to

591
00:22:01,679 --> 00:22:05,520
hitchhike

592
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,480
yep like realizes her car is headed

593
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,760
south

594
00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,960
to georgia

595
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:12,720
decides

596
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:13,919
to follow him starts hitchhiking um well

597
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:16,320
starts trying to hitchhike the first

598
00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:19,200
person who pulls over

599
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:22,080
the first car that pulls over has nazis

600
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:24,159
and yeah they have like swastika tattoos

601
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,679
and prison tattoos on their face and she

602
00:22:24,159 --> 00:22:28,000
is

603
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:29,440
terrified so she turns down their offer

604
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,799
of a ride

605
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,240
and so they're like they start driving

606
00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:33,919
off but then they

607
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,280
they stop

608
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:36,799
and then like one gets out of the car

609
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:38,880
and she's like [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no this is

610
00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:41,520
not good but instead they were they were

611
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,200
nice nazis i did not like that term um

612
00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:44,559
but they like give her a hunting knife

613
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,919
so she can protect herself and they're

614
00:22:44,559 --> 00:22:47,840
like hey like be careful out there and

615
00:22:45,919 --> 00:22:51,520
they give her a knife before they drive

616
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:53,200
off yeah they're like stay safe bye

617
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:55,200
um so then

618
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:57,760
um she winds up eventually getting

619
00:22:55,200 --> 00:23:00,559
picked up by a very nice man who is

620
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,640
driving to atlanta um to visit his kids

621
00:23:00,559 --> 00:23:03,840
he's some kind of security guard small

622
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:06,559
security

623
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:08,640
lady in a mall security

624
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:13,520
vehicle driving to atlanta

625
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:16,480
so then she steals um his handcuffs

626
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:18,320
um so that she can be ready for vince

627
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:21,039
when she finds him

628
00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:23,360
which all right the next details maybe

629
00:23:21,039 --> 00:23:24,880
you uh um

630
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:26,320
they were a little hazy for me because

631
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:29,039
essentially they're like

632
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:31,440
driving down and she

633
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:33,600
had her phone died at this point

634
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:35,520
um but then she like looks over and just

635
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:38,799
like sees her car parked outside of a

636
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:42,400
motel yeah i'm like well isn't that

637
00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:45,600
lucky for you very convenient yep so

638
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:47,120
she goes in like to the motel

639
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,520
the mall security guy drops her off and

640
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:52,240
she's stolen his handcuffs um

641
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:54,159
sees that he's checked in under the name

642
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:56,799
michael c escher

643
00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:57,679
m.c escher for you art aficionados out

644
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:58,640
there

645
00:23:57,679 --> 00:23:59,360
and

646
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:03,679
he

647
00:23:59,360 --> 00:24:06,000
m.c escher is staying in room 22. yes

648
00:24:03,679 --> 00:24:08,799
so then she goes and knocks on the door

649
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,240
pretending to be management and when he

650
00:24:08,799 --> 00:24:14,159
opens she cuffs one of his wrists and

651
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:17,760
then he starts just laughing

652
00:24:14,159 --> 00:24:20,080
hysterically and handcuffs her to him

653
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,520
when she like walks in and like gets one

654
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:25,520
cuff on him and he's like what are you

655
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,520
doing and she's like citizens arrested

656
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,919
she starts like reading him his rights

657
00:24:27,679 --> 00:24:34,400
from law and order or something and he

658
00:24:29,919 --> 00:24:37,600
is like this is hilarious yeah so he

659
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:40,799
cuffs her to him also like

660
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,880
i would just like to note she hitchhiked

661
00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:46,000
covered in soda sticky

662
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:47,360
into like from tennessee to georgia that

663
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,400
is a hot

664
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:53,600
gross like she's not looking her best

665
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:56,080
her feet are like dirty and blistered

666
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,840
and yeah she's not younger yes

667
00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:02,960
bug bites but ins almost instantaneously

668
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:04,960
he cuffs her to him and then starts like

669
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:07,520
apologizing and flirting with her and

670
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:09,760
like making out yeah he's like let me

671
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:12,640
clean you up and wash your feet

672
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:14,640
um i'm so sorry and my notes say she's

673
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,799
still big mad

674
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:19,120
well she's big mad

675
00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:21,120
for not very long not long i don't think

676
00:25:19,120 --> 00:25:23,039
so i actually wouldn't say she's big mad

677
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:26,799
i'd say she's very little mad at this

678
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:30,559
point yeah it decreases

679
00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:31,600
very quickly like they start making out

680
00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:33,520
he

681
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,039
takes bobby pins out of her hair to

682
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:35,840
pinch her nipples

683
00:25:35,039 --> 00:25:38,000
yep

684
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:40,799
she thinks that he's gonna pick the lock

685
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:43,840
on the handcuffs and instead he uses

686
00:25:40,799 --> 00:25:43,840
them as nipple clamps

687
00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:51,039
i would like to note they met yesterday

688
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:52,720
they did they met yesterday

689
00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:54,480
what a journey they've already been on

690
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:58,320
they really have together they really

691
00:25:54,480 --> 00:26:01,039
have so her her nips are pinched with

692
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,120
the bobby pins and then

693
00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:05,200
mid bone

694
00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,480
as that has escalated there's a knock on

695
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,799
the door

696
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,880
and he is like oh [ __ ]

697
00:26:08,799 --> 00:26:12,880
i need to hide her in the bathroom from

698
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:16,000
whoever could be coming to knock on this

699
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:18,240
door yes and before that she did all of

700
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,720
a sudden say tell me

701
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,960
tell me a dream of yours tell me a dream

702
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:26,720
that you have and he's like i dream of

703
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:29,200
being an artist and she's like oh

704
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:32,080
but he is like very touched that she's

705
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:34,080
not making fun of him or like minimizing

706
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:35,679
his dream and so he's like maybe this

707
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,679
girl is like maybe there's something

708
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:39,520
more here and then there's the knock on

709
00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:40,960
the door is that when

710
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:43,120
like he's like don't joke about that

711
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:44,640
like is that when that happens i don't

712
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,799
remember i don't know there's so much

713
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,960
it's just like everything goes from six

714
00:26:46,799 --> 00:26:51,440
to midnight so quickly and it all

715
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:53,039
escalates it does yeah so like but they

716
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,799
start talking about their dreams a

717
00:26:53,039 --> 00:26:57,440
little bit more

718
00:26:54,799 --> 00:26:59,760
in all of this rapid escalation um but

719
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:02,640
then the knock on the door he hides her

720
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,799
in the bathroom it's the russians

721
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:07,840
literally i put it's the russian with an

722
00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:07,840
exclamation point

723
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:11,679
um

724
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:14,240
and so lucy's overhearing this entire

725
00:27:11,679 --> 00:27:17,039
conversation about vince

726
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:19,039
owing the russians money um vince

727
00:27:17,039 --> 00:27:23,520
straight up like breaks the russian's

728
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:25,679
hand in this argument that is going on

729
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:28,080
um and like lucy overhears all of it and

730
00:27:25,679 --> 00:27:30,000
gets like super freaked out yeah the

731
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,039
russian like puts a knife to vince's

732
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,880
throat

733
00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:35,039
um and is looking for a woman in the

734
00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:37,039
room he says that he smells sex and

735
00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:38,559
vince is basically like it's probably

736
00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:40,640
your upper lip

737
00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:42,720
and

738
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,840
and the russian is like i bet there's a

739
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,720
[ __ ] in here

740
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,559
but

741
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:48,720
vince like protects her and kind of gets

742
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:50,799
the russian out before

743
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,480
he finds her

744
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,679
but like she's so freaked out that then

745
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,840
she's like all right

746
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:57,279
i'm out i'm gonna leave and then

747
00:27:55,840 --> 00:28:00,000
very quickly because i would like to

748
00:27:57,279 --> 00:28:03,120
note just a couple hours ago he stole

749
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,960
her car from her and now he is begging

750
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:07,840
her to stay yep

751
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:10,399
um and then he doesn't want her to be

752
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,200
afraid of her or to be afraid of him and

753
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:15,600
so he's like okay fine like

754
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,399
just go and then uh and she takes her

755
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:19,120
car back

756
00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:22,080
my note says single tear from him so

757
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:25,600
apparently he had one single tier um

758
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:28,880
because after this this 36 hours of of

759
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:31,840
bangapalooza he was really bummed

760
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,840
about losing her

761
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:37,200
banga palooza is a really apt

762
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:38,320
description of what's happening here um

763
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,480
so

764
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:42,159
lucy starts driving away is like very

765
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,600
sad is like trying to reconcile all of

766
00:28:42,159 --> 00:28:44,559
this because she was like really

767
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:46,640
enjoying

768
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:48,960
what was going on between them before

769
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:52,080
um she overheard him break someone's

770
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,679
hand and found out he was still

771
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:54,640
affiliated with the russian mob and all

772
00:28:53,679 --> 00:28:56,240
that stuff

773
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:59,919
but then as she's driving and ruminating

774
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:02,880
on all of this she a migraine kicks in

775
00:28:59,919 --> 00:29:04,320
yeah and she like a medical level like

776
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:07,520
has like

777
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:09,840
medication for it she pulls over and

778
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:11,120
ends up calling her best friend naomi

779
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:13,679
who

780
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,279
as an aside um when this book came out

781
00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:16,559
confessed there was a book that came out

782
00:29:15,279 --> 00:29:17,679
a month before

783
00:29:16,559 --> 00:29:22,159
called

784
00:29:17,679 --> 00:29:24,080
professed about naomi um her best friend

785
00:29:22,159 --> 00:29:26,000
yep um

786
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:27,600
personally i like confessed better but i

787
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,520
also read it first so i think i went

788
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,200
into it with the expectations of confess

789
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:32,240
and i think if i read them in reverse

790
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,279
order

791
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:37,600
i might have liked professed more but

792
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:39,279
it just didn't

793
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,039
it didn't grab me the same way that this

794
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,320
one did like this one is like ridiculous

795
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:43,840
and over the top but i felt like it

796
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,320
grabbed me a lot more

797
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:49,120
yeah professed was enjoyable but

798
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:51,360
confessed just had a different level

799
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,840
like they're both enjoyable but i think

800
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:55,840
confessed is more memorable yes i would

801
00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:57,840
agree i feel like i've read books more

802
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,360
similarly yes it's far more unique i

803
00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,039
think i've read books similar to

804
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:02,480
professed and i don't think i've read as

805
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:04,080
many books that i would say are like

806
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:05,679
similar

807
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,360
to i don't think i've read any books

808
00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:08,720
that are similar to confessed i would

809
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:11,440
agree

810
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,120
um so she does she calls her bestie

811
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:14,640
she's like honey please come home and

812
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:17,360
she's like no

813
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,880
but she does tell her best friend naomi

814
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,159
all about vince

815
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:24,320
um and stops at a diner to eat and asks

816
00:30:22,159 --> 00:30:26,159
naomi to eat with her so she's on the

817
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:28,320
phone with her while she yeah so she

818
00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:31,200
doesn't have to be alone um but then

819
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,399
lucy's dad calls her

820
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,360
and

821
00:30:32,399 --> 00:30:35,360
lucy

822
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,120
picks up her dad's phone call which have

823
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,640
the text started at this point i do

824
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,720
think the texts are like yeah funny

825
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:42,240
because the text like it'll show text

826
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,000
that lucy gets from like her mom that

827
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,440
are like honey did you run away again

828
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,520
and then her dad's texts are just like

829
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:49,600
don't eat the pastrami and then like the

830
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:51,440
next texas is like don't eat the roast

831
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,919
beef and just like but then her mom's

832
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,080
like you did run away again come home

833
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:58,880
are you okay sweetheart where are you

834
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:00,880
and then her dad is like

835
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:03,519
don't speak to the press

836
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:06,000
don't take any calls from msnbc

837
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:08,320
or cnn like

838
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,240
well and so when her dad calls her he

839
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:12,159
essentially tells you that like legally

840
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:14,000
lucy is involved in the embezzlement

841
00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:16,159
scandal and the e coli scandal because

842
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,320
she's set to inherit the family business

843
00:31:16,159 --> 00:31:20,399
yeah he says that they need to get their

844
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:22,000
story straight and the sec is going to

845
00:31:20,399 --> 00:31:23,519
be calling and she's like i don't give a

846
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,279
[ __ ] i have nothing to do with this and

847
00:31:23,519 --> 00:31:27,279
hangs up mm-hmm

848
00:31:25,279 --> 00:31:30,159
um

849
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:33,840
switch back to vince he's very sad about

850
00:31:30,159 --> 00:31:33,840
losing lucy he's big sad

851
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,840
is that what we're going with

852
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:40,080
consistently this whole time it's in my

853
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:42,000
notes i don't know i don't know what was

854
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:44,000
wrong with me when i was outlining this

855
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,880
i don't think i was even intoxicated so

856
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,919
i don't have it i don't have an excuse

857
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,919
well

858
00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:52,799
vince is intoxicated because he goes to

859
00:31:49,919 --> 00:31:54,960
a bar to get completely hammered um

860
00:31:52,799 --> 00:31:57,840
because he's so sad about lucy and then

861
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:59,200
while he's at the bar on television he

862
00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:01,200
sees

863
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:03,279
on the news the birchette

864
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,559
meat scandal um

865
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:06,799
and then a dude like and there's

866
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:08,960
pictures of lucy with her family because

867
00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:11,519
it's like a family scandal at this point

868
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:13,600
and like a dude in the bar starts like

869
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:16,880
objectifying lucy

870
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,880
like making like really like

871
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:21,200
very gross yes gross unnecessary

872
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,919
comments that like

873
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:26,640
vince is not a fan of so vince is like

874
00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:27,600
i'm gonna defend her honor in another cd

875
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,519
bar

876
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:31,519
he's like shut up

877
00:32:29,519 --> 00:32:33,519
shut up shut up and the guy just keeps

878
00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:36,399
talking so he punches him in the face

879
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:39,440
yes um but at this point lucy has now

880
00:32:36,399 --> 00:32:41,279
decided she misses vince cause those 36

881
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:43,679
hours really left an impression on her

882
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:45,760
and so she decides to go back

883
00:32:43,679 --> 00:32:48,640
four events and on her way back to the

884
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,679
motel she notices um

885
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:53,200
a

886
00:32:49,679 --> 00:32:54,880
bar fight happening like a parking lot

887
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:56,640
actually a fight happening in the bar

888
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,880
parking lot yeah is it a bar fight if

889
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:01,279
it's in the parking lot it started in

890
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:03,200
the bar so i would say yeah

891
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,880
okay i started as long as it starts in

892
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:07,039
the bar yeah if it starts in the parking

893
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:10,000
lot it's just a normal fight yes

894
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:13,360
um so she sees vince getting arrested in

895
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:16,880
the bar parking lot um and she's like

896
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:17,840
i'm following that cop car

897
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:20,320
and

898
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:21,919
follows all the way to the station but

899
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:24,399
then like

900
00:33:21,919 --> 00:33:26,159
barges in

901
00:33:24,399 --> 00:33:28,240
well so it doesn't we don't get there

902
00:33:26,159 --> 00:33:30,720
yet so then we flash to vince so she's

903
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:32,240
following the cop car and vince is in a

904
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,320
cell with an old guy

905
00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:35,919
um and the old guy is like you're in

906
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,360
love aren't you what's her name and he's

907
00:33:35,919 --> 00:33:39,200
like mind your own business and he's

908
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,159
like your face looks like [ __ ]

909
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,200
and

910
00:33:40,159 --> 00:33:45,039
um the cop is really nice to vince and

911
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,240
gives him some frozen corn and aspirin

912
00:33:45,039 --> 00:33:48,480
for his face well

913
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:49,919
he also does because

914
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:52,559
where wherever they had initially

915
00:33:49,919 --> 00:33:53,679
started out at some point like vince

916
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:56,159
says something and lucy's like you can

917
00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:59,200
be polite you can say please so when

918
00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:01,440
vince is talking to the officer

919
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,880
and he's like he says please and the

920
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,640
officer's like people are never that

921
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:07,600
polite i'm gonna give him some frozen

922
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:10,000
peace for his face exactly and then he

923
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,079
was just really really sad that

924
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,560
he who he lost her and then he hears her

925
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:15,520
voice because she does barge in to the

926
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:18,480
jail

927
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:20,320
um and um she's really concerned that

928
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,440
he's hurt she says she's gonna pay his

929
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,280
bail

930
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:25,040
but they won't yeah she's like release

931
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,280
him right now and they're like ma'am

932
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,119
he's in the drunk tank he cannot leave

933
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,720
until the morning

934
00:34:29,119 --> 00:34:32,960
and um

935
00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:35,440
he tells her to go

936
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,879
back to them uh to get the motel key

937
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,960
from his things

938
00:34:36,879 --> 00:34:40,480
um to get his stuff out of the motel but

939
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:42,480
not to stay there

940
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:44,480
um and that she needs a weapon and she

941
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:47,440
says that she has a plan and not to

942
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,919
worry spoiler alert she doesn't have a

943
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,800
she is

944
00:34:49,919 --> 00:34:54,399
her plans are never well founded um but

945
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,760
yeah she is like okay i'm gonna do all

946
00:34:54,399 --> 00:34:57,680
that then i'll come back and i'll post

947
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,440
your bail in the morning

948
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,280
she goes to buy a weapon

949
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,680
but like

950
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:05,599
she goes to like a real

951
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,359
shop and then is like

952
00:35:05,599 --> 00:35:08,800
give it to me cash under the table and

953
00:35:07,359 --> 00:35:11,680
they're like we are not that kind of

954
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:14,480
establishment ma'am we cannot do that

955
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,440
um and then he's like but you could buy

956
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:18,160
this

957
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:20,720
but we don't know what it is yet

958
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:22,880
um yes we and she was like it's not what

959
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:25,359
i had in mind but i guess it'll do

960
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:28,400
right okay so then she goes back to the

961
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:30,960
motel um to get his stuff she finds his

962
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:34,079
sketchbook that has a drawing of her in

963
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,320
it and she's like oh my stars like he

964
00:35:34,079 --> 00:35:39,040
really loves me and seemingly

965
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:41,040
he is a decent artist yes she's very

966
00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:44,000
impressed with his level of skill

967
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:46,320
uh but then um the russian shows up

968
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:48,480
which puts a damper on her little moment

969
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:50,160
of intruding on his privacy

970
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:52,640
um and so

971
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:55,440
she pepper sprays him and crushes his

972
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:58,160
fingers and then pays off the debt with

973
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,280
the 20 grand in cash she gives half

974
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,720
essentially

975
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,760
to the russian

976
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,240
um

977
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,720
and tells him that she will dig out his

978
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:08,880
eyeballs if he comes for vince again

979
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:10,000
and then she goes to the lakinta for the

980
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:12,960
night

981
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:15,760
that's what my notes say

982
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:17,920
so one time when i was working crisis

983
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:19,280
back in nashville um i went on a crisis

984
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,760
assessment at

985
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,599
the airport and i got to say airport

986
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,800
assessments were always the [ __ ] best

987
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:26,640
you never knew it was going to happen

988
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,720
one time it was not my assessment but

989
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,920
one of my favorite crisis stories um

990
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:32,720
it was

991
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:36,800
um a double assessment and the couple

992
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,800
got engaged during the crisis

993
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:42,560
mine was memorable in a different way it

994
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,000
was this woman she she wouldn't speak

995
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:45,280
and she would like barely write and

996
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,800
we're like trying to figure it out and

997
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:49,040
we're like do you speak english and she

998
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:50,400
was like nodding her head yes um but she

999
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,240
like wouldn't

1000
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,359
communicate with us

1001
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,400
um

1002
00:36:53,359 --> 00:36:55,839
and she

1003
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,240
tried to give me

1004
00:36:55,839 --> 00:37:01,280
fifty dollars cash in her liking to in

1005
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:04,400
like vip card and i was like man you

1006
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:07,880
can't bribe me and if you could

1007
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,880
what are you bribing

1008
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,320
that was an assessment i to this day i

1009
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:18,000
still have more questions than answers

1010
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,599
about how it all played out but whenever

1011
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,119
i think of the looking to end i just

1012
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:22,880
think of this woman trying to hand me

1013
00:37:21,119 --> 00:37:26,000
fifty dollars

1014
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:27,280
and her looking to nvip card

1015
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,800
i love um

1016
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,680
although there are worse places you

1017
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:33,520
could stay so for the record hey there

1018
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:35,119
smud puppies

1019
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,920
we'll get you right back to the show in

1020
00:37:35,119 --> 00:37:39,680
just a moment but first

1021
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,200
do you like us

1022
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,480
maybe even

1023
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:45,040
love us

1024
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,880
cause we sure love you

1025
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:48,880
and if you do love us

1026
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:50,720
don't tease us

1027
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:53,200
tell us in those ratings and reviews

1028
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:55,760
wherever you're listening right now

1029
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:57,920
maybe even send us over to a special

1030
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,920
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

1031
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,680
smutty with us

1032
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,640
because you know the first rule of smug

1033
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:05,760
club

1034
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:06,880
is to talk about smut club

1035
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,800
all right

1036
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:12,079
i won't keep you any longer

1037
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,079
let's get back to the show

1038
00:38:14,390 --> 00:38:20,720
[Music]

1039
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:24,079
so to to go back lucy

1040
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:26,240
beats up the mobster yep um

1041
00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:28,720
maces him pepper sprays him

1042
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:31,520
gives him 10 grand cash to pay off

1043
00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:33,920
vince's debts and then goes to stay at

1044
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,880
the la quinta inn yeah um the next

1045
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,160
morning

1046
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:40,560
vince gets out of jail yep and my notes

1047
00:38:38,160 --> 00:38:42,320
say vince is big happy to see you oh my

1048
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:44,800
god hannah

1049
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:47,359
what the [ __ ] oh no

1050
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:49,119
i don't have an explanation i don't have

1051
00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:50,960
an explanation and i fee i don't know

1052
00:38:49,119 --> 00:38:52,079
that's better or worse i'll just stop

1053
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,839
telling you

1054
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:55,680
i'll just stop telling you honestly

1055
00:38:53,839 --> 00:38:58,000
that's not the best at this point i just

1056
00:38:55,680 --> 00:39:00,079
need to know how many times it presents

1057
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,240
itself

1058
00:39:00,079 --> 00:39:04,079
like so far it's for we'll see what

1059
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:05,839
happens so

1060
00:39:04,079 --> 00:39:07,920
then they make out in her car and they

1061
00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:09,440
start to get frisky in the jail parking

1062
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,760
lot but then

1063
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:13,359
he hits the radio and it switches to the

1064
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,800
news yeah they like accidentally bump

1065
00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:17,440
into the radio when they start going at

1066
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,040
it in the car and well then on the news

1067
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,440
we find out that there is a warrant out

1068
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,920
for lucy's arrest due to

1069
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:26,560
the laundered money

1070
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:29,280
in the embezzlement e coli or chat meet

1071
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:31,280
scandal um which then lucy is realizing

1072
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:33,040
like oh my trust fund that my parents

1073
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,200
set up for me

1074
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:37,040
not legit not legit [ __ ]

1075
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:39,040
um but vince

1076
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:40,960
knowing how to be on the run far more

1077
00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:42,640
than lucy does he's like all right we're

1078
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:44,000
gonna throw away your phone like these

1079
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:45,520
are the things we're gonna do like

1080
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,960
starts kind of like putting together a

1081
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:50,960
plan of action

1082
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:52,000
yes but lucy is freaking out pretty

1083
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:56,400
badly

1084
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:57,200
so she uh makes a call through her

1085
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,359
car

1086
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,280
yeah he like takes her phone from her

1087
00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:03,520
and she's like [ __ ] i can still call

1088
00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:06,960
from a steering wheel joke's on you so

1089
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:09,280
she calls her dad but her dad's cpa

1090
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:12,160
answers and he says that her dad's under

1091
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:14,640
a gag order and that she did in fact

1092
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:18,000
embezzle this money through her trust

1093
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:18,880
fund even if she didn't know it um

1094
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,960
and

1095
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,800
uh that she is guilty and that she

1096
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,480
should run yeah she's like what should i

1097
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:27,440
do and he's like you should run like

1098
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:30,079
hell yeah and vince is like you can turn

1099
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:31,760
yourself in or you can run what would

1100
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:34,960
you like to do

1101
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:37,119
and she's like i'll run if you'll come

1102
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,839
and this is a really sweet moment

1103
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:41,680
big sweet where they decided to run away

1104
00:40:39,839 --> 00:40:44,880
together

1105
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:48,000
i hated that sentence

1106
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:49,760
i loved it big sweet big sweet they

1107
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:51,200
decided to run away together

1108
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:54,319
um they have like

1109
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:57,839
eight grand left in cash after

1110
00:40:54,319 --> 00:41:00,079
the bail and paying off the the mob and

1111
00:40:57,839 --> 00:41:01,520
all that and so they're like kind of

1112
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:03,119
getting their game plan together they

1113
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,640
have the eight grand left and vince

1114
00:41:03,119 --> 00:41:05,839
realizes how much money he's gone and

1115
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,760
he's like what the [ __ ] happened to the

1116
00:41:05,839 --> 00:41:10,319
risk the money that you had yesterday

1117
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:13,599
and lucy tells him that she used it to

1118
00:41:10,319 --> 00:41:15,119
pay off his debt to the russian mob

1119
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:17,440
which

1120
00:41:15,119 --> 00:41:18,800
once again big sweet um

1121
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,960
no one's ever done anything like that

1122
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:23,440
for vince before yes

1123
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:25,040
and um through all of this as they're

1124
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:28,680
having this conversation they pull off

1125
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:30,960
into the woods and get rid of anything

1126
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:32,400
identifiable from either of them so

1127
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,400
their ids

1128
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:36,800
um she gives up her

1129
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,319
necklace that her peanut necklace her

1130
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:41,599
peanut necklace that represents her

1131
00:41:38,319 --> 00:41:42,640
horse and he photos her phone everything

1132
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:44,960
um

1133
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:48,960
bury it in the forest yep gets buried in

1134
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:50,640
the forest and then um he she takes him

1135
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:52,720
out to the woods and they [ __ ] on the

1136
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,800
forest floor is what my notes say yeah

1137
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:57,520
mine say they buried all in forest they

1138
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,839
[ __ ] in the forest vince tells her he

1139
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:02,079
wants her filled with his seat

1140
00:41:59,839 --> 00:42:04,480
yeah my notes say he tells her another

1141
00:42:02,079 --> 00:42:06,400
dream is to knock her up and that she's

1142
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:08,560
his forever

1143
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,200
feels a little soon to be honest is what

1144
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,200
my notes say

1145
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:16,960
because it's been less than two days uh

1146
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:18,319
correct um

1147
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,800
yeah

1148
00:42:18,319 --> 00:42:22,960
maybe that works for some people sure i

1149
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,480
don't know that that's a real quick

1150
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:28,720
turnaround

1151
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:31,599
um i have some concerns but also

1152
00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:33,440
do your thing like i think of um

1153
00:42:31,599 --> 00:42:35,440
i think it was like a ziz ansari stand

1154
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,960
up where he talks about like

1155
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:38,160
people like his friends getting married

1156
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,520
have been dating a year and a half and

1157
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,720
he's like i have sweaters in my closet

1158
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,000
that have been there a year and a half

1159
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:44,640
he's like and i look at it i'm like i

1160
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,079
don't even [ __ ] like this sweater

1161
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,960
and that's what i think of when it's

1162
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:50,000
like

1163
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,000
yeah so it's been like

1164
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:53,599
48 hours at this point yeah

1165
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,599
yeah

1166
00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:57,920
um and he is just

1167
00:42:55,599 --> 00:43:00,640
enthralled by her so he's watching her

1168
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:02,880
while she sleeps um and thinking about

1169
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,680
how into her he is

1170
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,359
um

1171
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:08,480
he decides they need to stop at a

1172
00:43:05,359 --> 00:43:10,960
drugstore so they can fix lucy's look

1173
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:13,119
um because she's on the run and her

1174
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:15,760
picture's all over the news and it's

1175
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:20,079
like very like connecticut

1176
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:21,760
bougie like long long blonde hair j crew

1177
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:24,240
yes fairy j crew

1178
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:28,400
um and she's like it took me years to

1179
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:30,480
get my hair this color like

1180
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:32,800
um this is once again one of those i'm

1181
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:34,000
like hey lucy my girl

1182
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,319
i don't think you understand the

1183
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,839
severity of the situation yeah

1184
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:40,560
priorities babe

1185
00:43:37,839 --> 00:43:41,920
priorities but my hair and he's like do

1186
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,480
you essentially like do you want to go

1187
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:46,560
to jail or do you want to be blonde

1188
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:50,480
these are your options

1189
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:53,280
yeah so um she agrees to

1190
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:57,119
darkening up her look

1191
00:43:53,280 --> 00:43:58,160
um and then lucy is freaking out about

1192
00:43:57,119 --> 00:44:00,079
her hair

1193
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,440
um and then he

1194
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:03,599
uh

1195
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:05,680
also is like and also we're gonna cut it

1196
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:07,440
and she's like excuse me because

1197
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,839
apparently she has several youtube

1198
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:12,160
videos of her braiding her hair

1199
00:44:09,839 --> 00:44:14,000
and that's like her thing and she loves

1200
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,359
her long hair and she's super depressed

1201
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,040
that he's gonna cut it but then she's

1202
00:44:15,359 --> 00:44:19,599
like fine

1203
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,920
you can cut two inches and he cuts all

1204
00:44:19,599 --> 00:44:23,839
the way up to her chin like he goes from

1205
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:25,440
astogen and she's like that's way more

1206
00:44:23,839 --> 00:44:27,359
than two inches and he's like it was

1207
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:28,880
always gonna be more than two inches

1208
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:30,480
that was never

1209
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:32,240
never how this was gonna play out and

1210
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:33,280
then he dyes it for her he's very

1211
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:36,720
thorough

1212
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:38,640
um and uh he's very careful he says he

1213
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:41,119
used to do it for his mom before she

1214
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:43,440
died and she's like oh

1215
00:44:41,119 --> 00:44:45,280
big sweet

1216
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:47,040
that's not in my nose

1217
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,440
we're doing it now

1218
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,200
um so then they shower together

1219
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:54,480
um and then she tells him about her

1220
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:57,040
dream of owning a horse ranch and lucy

1221
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,400
decides um and he's like

1222
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:00,319
really no

1223
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:03,359
okay which like we don't like fully

1224
00:45:00,319 --> 00:45:05,040
understand right why right um

1225
00:45:03,359 --> 00:45:07,280
but yeah as like tells him her dream of

1226
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,200
having a horse farm he's like oh like we

1227
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:11,040
are like pretty much everything she says

1228
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,400
he's like we're kindred and you're like

1229
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,760
sometimes it makes sense to you why he

1230
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,920
says it sometimes it doesn't and it's a

1231
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,280
mystery for the future yes and this is

1232
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,680
one of those where it's a mystery for

1233
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:22,480
the future however lucy does decide that

1234
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,839
she wants to do a grand reveal of her

1235
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,720
darker

1236
00:45:23,839 --> 00:45:26,640
look

1237
00:45:24,720 --> 00:45:29,760
like has like rock girl

1238
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:32,720
makeup now like like grungy

1239
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,400
darker clothes boots that sort of thing

1240
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,440
maybe black nail polish i don't remember

1241
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,839
if that's something i think there is

1242
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,160
black nail polish yeah yes um so then

1243
00:45:37,839 --> 00:45:43,760
she says trust me

1244
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:46,720
and um i want to choke you out

1245
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:49,280
while i ride you and so she does that

1246
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:50,400
and he has my notes say he has a massive

1247
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,920
orgasm

1248
00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:55,440
i have

1249
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:56,400
new rocker lucy takes control chokes

1250
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,920
vince

1251
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,440
some breath play

1252
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,480
calls him daddy

1253
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,200
yep

1254
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,960
um and then i my notes say vince decides

1255
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,680
to take the power back and flips her

1256
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,880
over so after he comes he's like that

1257
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,040
was great

1258
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,880
you didn't come though and that's

1259
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,400
unacceptable to me

1260
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,400
i just

1261
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,680
like i know we say ever we've said it

1262
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:19,119
several times everything this book

1263
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:21,280
escalates very quickly everything goes

1264
00:46:19,119 --> 00:46:23,440
from six to midnight but like i really

1265
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:27,280
feel like the daddy

1266
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:29,119
yeah escalated very quickly too much

1267
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:31,839
i once said to my husband is that

1268
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,960
something you would be into

1269
00:46:31,839 --> 00:46:36,720
and he went

1270
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,720
could you say it with conviction

1271
00:46:37,839 --> 00:46:41,680
i was like i think that's our answer i

1272
00:46:39,599 --> 00:46:44,240
could not say it with a straight i asked

1273
00:46:41,680 --> 00:46:44,600
my husband and he just said

1274
00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:49,410
no

1275
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:49,410
[Laughter]

1276
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:54,800
yeah you know that's fair yeah i'm like

1277
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:56,640
no but i i feel like that's like

1278
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:59,359
not all books but i do definitely think

1279
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,520
that's something i'm like

1280
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:05,839
where the daddy just like comes out of

1281
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,839
nowhere it's like a daddy sneak attack

1282
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:12,960
i heard it yeah no i i hear it

1283
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:15,599
no

1284
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:17,520
okay so vince takes the control back

1285
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:19,200
and he's like you need to come too and

1286
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,720
so then

1287
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,880
i have

1288
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:25,520
vince takes control back whips her with

1289
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,520
belt and then the quote turn your little

1290
00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,559
[ __ ] face to daddy

1291
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:32,079
yeah

1292
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:34,079
yeah i also have that quoted um he says

1293
00:47:32,079 --> 00:47:35,920
before that he says i'm going to hurt

1294
00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:38,160
you and if it's too much you have to

1295
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:40,880
tell me to stop because safe words are

1296
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,720
not for us and she's like say that again

1297
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:44,640
and he's like [ __ ] safe words and she's

1298
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:47,040
like no the other part and he's like us

1299
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,200
and she's like yeah

1300
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:50,480
yeah well no i'm like

1301
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:53,119
i think we're focusing on the wrong part

1302
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:55,839
of the sentence lucy right not safe

1303
00:47:53,119 --> 00:47:56,559
words aren't for us i'm like

1304
00:47:55,839 --> 00:47:59,359
no

1305
00:47:56,559 --> 00:48:01,359
safe words are for everyone

1306
00:47:59,359 --> 00:48:03,359
that should be on a t-shirt or

1307
00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:06,480
safe words are for everyone

1308
00:48:03,359 --> 00:48:08,880
and consent matters consent matters safe

1309
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,640
words are for everyone but yeah like

1310
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,160
safe words aren't for us

1311
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:14,400
say that again

1312
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,400
us

1313
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:19,280
so then i have he starts whipping her

1314
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,680
and she calls him daddy while he calls

1315
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,760
her [ __ ] um and he checks on her

1316
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,000
several times like that is he does that

1317
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:28,400
he's like are you good

1318
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,680
and then um but he's just whipping her

1319
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,920
this whole time he's not actually

1320
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:34,880
[ __ ] her and then finally

1321
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:37,200
after he has just like whipped the snot

1322
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:39,280
out of her with his belt

1323
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,319
um he does uh

1324
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,400
[ __ ] her

1325
00:48:40,319 --> 00:48:43,839
with his thumb in her ass is what my

1326
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,480
notes say and then she comes really

1327
00:48:43,839 --> 00:48:48,559
really hard and cries a lot

1328
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:51,040
so i have a few more notes in this scene

1329
00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:53,280
oh no no and then um

1330
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:55,359
oh no well so she's like have you ever

1331
00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:56,640
done anything like this before and he's

1332
00:48:55,359 --> 00:48:58,960
like

1333
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,920
once and like she's like gets a little

1334
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,440
jealous

1335
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:03,839
and then

1336
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:06,240
we find out he's like it was to a horse

1337
00:49:03,839 --> 00:49:08,400
not a [ __ ] a horse

1338
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:11,760
like and he might the quote i have is

1339
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:12,720
once to break her like he broke a horse

1340
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,440
yeah

1341
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:15,680
and

1342
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:17,760
like really this entire like all of it

1343
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:21,359
it's very codependent vibes you're like

1344
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:24,240
what is happening here this is not

1345
00:49:21,359 --> 00:49:25,920
oh okay that what is happening here and

1346
00:49:24,240 --> 00:49:27,680
then um

1347
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,800
and then i just have the quote was that

1348
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:32,240
[ __ ] up

1349
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:33,760
no way it's ours

1350
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:35,359
and i'm like

1351
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:37,599
those aren't mutually exclusive i was

1352
00:49:35,359 --> 00:49:40,079
gonna say it can be both right i'm like

1353
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:41,520
it can be it can be both

1354
00:49:40,079 --> 00:49:42,880
it was

1355
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:45,440
because like for as much like insta

1356
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:48,160
insta-lust chemistry

1357
00:49:45,440 --> 00:49:50,400
rowdy raunchy sex as had already

1358
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,720
happened in this book

1359
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:55,520
to go into like some breath play and

1360
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:59,359
whipping and no safe words and daddy and

1361
00:49:55,520 --> 00:50:01,599
little [ __ ] face like

1362
00:49:59,359 --> 00:50:03,040
a little [ __ ] face

1363
00:50:01,599 --> 00:50:05,599
that doesn't work that's the difference

1364
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:06,480
i know but in the book when it said that

1365
00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:09,680
i was like

1366
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,280
like i had a physical response to that i

1367
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:13,119
literally text hannah when i was

1368
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,839
outlining this book and i was like this

1369
00:50:13,119 --> 00:50:18,960
whipping daddy scene

1370
00:50:15,839 --> 00:50:21,200
goes on for so long it does

1371
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,119
and then it ends with him feeding her

1372
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:25,680
pizza

1373
00:50:23,119 --> 00:50:27,599
that's in my notes he feeds her veggie

1374
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,200
pizza yeah it's there's no it's not meat

1375
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:31,119
lovers it is not you don't know what the

1376
00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:33,040
meat supplier is

1377
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:35,359
so what is a veggie pizza

1378
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:37,520
um he feeds her pizza

1379
00:50:35,359 --> 00:50:40,720
he then tells her he has a place that

1380
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,760
they can go in new mexico and so they

1381
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:43,599
start like

1382
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:45,599
loosely heading to new mexico and then i

1383
00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:47,839
kind of like my description is like it's

1384
00:50:45,599 --> 00:50:50,720
kind of a montage of their carefree road

1385
00:50:47,839 --> 00:50:52,240
trip they're taking a very scenic route

1386
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,720
to get to

1387
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,240
new mexico because it like they talk

1388
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:58,720
about like being in arkansas then being

1389
00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:00,160
in the panhandle i was thinking the same

1390
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:02,160
thing i was like what the [ __ ] are y'all

1391
00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:04,800
doing like we are not going as the crow

1392
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:08,559
flies why are we going i was like you

1393
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:10,720
went due south of arkansas um my notes

1394
00:51:08,559 --> 00:51:12,960
say road tripping good times listen to

1395
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:15,760
old cds and she reads fear and loathing

1396
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,760
in las vegas

1397
00:51:16,079 --> 00:51:20,480
yeah that's that's a great montage of it

1398
00:51:19,040 --> 00:51:23,280
um

1399
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:25,839
oh they do they get pulled over for yeah

1400
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:28,960
so in this montage they get pulled over

1401
00:51:25,839 --> 00:51:31,040
for expired tags because the plates that

1402
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,000
have been stolen were expired which i'm

1403
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:34,400
like

1404
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:36,880
bro you're supposed to be like this

1405
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:40,240
brilliant criminal mastermind and you

1406
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:41,760
stole expired plates amateur hour well

1407
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:44,000
and then

1408
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,440
they like they play it off really well

1409
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,839
and they like have like pretend to have

1410
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:49,200
this like lover spat about it but then

1411
00:51:47,839 --> 00:51:50,960
the officer who pulled him over he's

1412
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,040
like oh yeah well there is like an apb

1413
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:55,920
out on this make and model because it

1414
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:56,800
belongs to that like lunch meat princess

1415
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,920
right

1416
00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,240
um

1417
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,440
so be careful out there

1418
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:04,480
basically

1419
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:06,160
um so then they get to a small town

1420
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,040
in new mexico

1421
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:08,800
and

1422
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,599
um

1423
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:14,160
my notes say turns out vinnie boy has a

1424
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:15,839
ranch his father left him and he wants

1425
00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,720
to help lucy live out her dream of

1426
00:52:15,839 --> 00:52:20,960
owning a horse ranch well it already has

1427
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:23,359
horses it does have horses already

1428
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:26,400
they're wild horses yes his dad left him

1429
00:52:23,359 --> 00:52:29,200
land that has wild horses

1430
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,200
um my notes get to new mexico vince

1431
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:34,319
tells her his dad left him land with

1432
00:52:31,200 --> 00:52:34,970
horses they bone i think who knows at

1433
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:37,599
this point

1434
00:52:34,970 --> 00:52:39,760
[Laughter]

1435
00:52:37,599 --> 00:52:41,440
that was a very exaggerated eye roll you

1436
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:44,720
did there as well

1437
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:47,119
it's how i felt yeah and vince tells her

1438
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:49,040
that he's falling for her

1439
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:50,800
um and then eats her out in the kitchen

1440
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:54,640
is what my notes say

1441
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:56,319
um and then um they go to the store so

1442
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,680
vince does that will they uncover the

1443
00:52:56,319 --> 00:52:59,520
motorcycle

1444
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:02,559
they get the motorcycle

1445
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:05,520
and then vince um decides he wants to

1446
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:06,800
cook her dinner so they go to the store

1447
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,559
because

1448
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,920
the like the house has been left for him

1449
00:53:08,559 --> 00:53:12,000
but like

1450
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:13,599
his dad passed away right well there's a

1451
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:15,200
note that says there's a caretaker who

1452
00:53:13,599 --> 00:53:17,200
lives on the land

1453
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:18,240
okay but are they stocking the fridge

1454
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:19,839
like there's the difference between like

1455
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,520
caring for the land right so i'm just

1456
00:53:19,839 --> 00:53:22,640
like right so it does feel like they're

1457
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:24,720
just like

1458
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:27,200
we showed up and we're here for it now

1459
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:30,400
and like it is what dusty and there's no

1460
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,839
food in here so yes like but the way in

1461
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,040
which like it is kind of sweet and

1462
00:53:31,839 --> 00:53:34,720
endearing because they're like this is

1463
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,400
our little slice of heaven and like our

1464
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,280
magic and like reading it and you're

1465
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,240
like

1466
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:43,920
is it it is very dusty

1467
00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:46,559
it is my thought it is big dusty

1468
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:49,520
not big dusty not to be confused with

1469
00:53:46,559 --> 00:53:50,880
big daddy oh no that's not right that's

1470
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:53,839
not sorry

1471
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:57,599
yeah so then in the garage there's a

1472
00:53:53,839 --> 00:54:00,559
truck yep and there is a motorcycle yes

1473
00:53:57,599 --> 00:54:02,720
so they take the motorcycle into town

1474
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:05,200
vince buys her a little horseshoe

1475
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:06,720
necklace to replace the peanut that she

1476
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,880
had to get rid of

1477
00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:12,160
um and they're just loving the little

1478
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:14,079
small town um and they're checking out

1479
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,319
they have some really sweet interactions

1480
00:54:14,079 --> 00:54:19,119
with some of the locals and then they

1481
00:54:16,319 --> 00:54:23,280
forget something and so then lucy goes

1482
00:54:19,119 --> 00:54:25,280
to grab apples i think and then

1483
00:54:23,280 --> 00:54:28,160
all of a sudden vince hears tires

1484
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:31,119
screeching and lucy is gone her purse is

1485
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:32,880
next to the bananas

1486
00:54:31,119 --> 00:54:36,720
important detail i don't know if that's

1487
00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:38,720
actually accurate but it was produce

1488
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:40,640
it was produce

1489
00:54:38,720 --> 00:54:43,440
um yeah so they're getting their

1490
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:46,240
groceries and then suddenly lucy's gone

1491
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:49,280
um cut to lucy she's been taken by a

1492
00:54:46,240 --> 00:54:53,359
private investigator mitch who

1493
00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:54,640
um was hired by her father yep um

1494
00:54:53,359 --> 00:54:57,119
she notices like he has like a

1495
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:59,520
connecticut phone number and so

1496
00:54:57,119 --> 00:55:00,400
he's now like all right i've handcuffed

1497
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:03,119
you

1498
00:55:00,400 --> 00:55:05,520
to my car and we're road tripping from

1499
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:06,799
new mexico to connecticut and my only

1500
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,319
thought was well i hope it's a more

1501
00:55:06,799 --> 00:55:10,960
[ __ ] direct route than the one they

1502
00:55:08,319 --> 00:55:12,960
took to get to new mexico because that's

1503
00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:14,400
gonna take a long-ass time

1504
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:16,319
yep

1505
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,160
and she keeps trying to get him to pull

1506
00:55:16,319 --> 00:55:20,559
over and he won't but then finally he

1507
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,640
does because he's out of gas um and so

1508
00:55:20,559 --> 00:55:24,799
he goes inside and she tries to pop her

1509
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:27,119
cuffs with a bobby pin but she can't

1510
00:55:24,799 --> 00:55:28,559
figure it out well that's because vince

1511
00:55:27,119 --> 00:55:31,200
never showed her he was too busy using

1512
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:32,880
the bobby pins for nipple clamps right

1513
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:36,559
priorities

1514
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:38,079
so then um she's like vince isn't coming

1515
00:55:36,559 --> 00:55:40,079
at this point they've been driving for

1516
00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:42,640
more than an hour she's like vince isn't

1517
00:55:40,079 --> 00:55:45,119
coming i'm super [ __ ] like i have to

1518
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:47,200
get out of this myself but then vince

1519
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:49,760
does show up on the motorcycle and gets

1520
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:51,839
her out of the car and they take off

1521
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:54,400
he picks the lock on the handcuffs he

1522
00:55:51,839 --> 00:55:57,200
does with the bobby pin yes

1523
00:55:54,400 --> 00:55:58,720
um and yeah then shows up like kicks the

1524
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,760
lock really fast

1525
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:02,880
and then

1526
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:05,760
they zoom away yeah on on his motorcycle

1527
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:08,000
he does slash the tires of um

1528
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:10,960
the private investigator

1529
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:13,280
and then they go back to the ranch and

1530
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:14,400
to switch out the motorcycle for the

1531
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,680
truck

1532
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:19,040
and um he's like we gotta go we gotta go

1533
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:23,040
we need to go get passports and we need

1534
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:24,960
to go get new ids yep and she says no no

1535
00:56:23,040 --> 00:56:27,040
you stay

1536
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:29,760
um she feels really bad that he's giving

1537
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:31,920
up this gorgeous land and you know a

1538
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,200
potential home and all of us these other

1539
00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:34,720
things for her

1540
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,040
um

1541
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,799
and vince is like what the [ __ ] did you

1542
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:39,839
just say

1543
00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:41,599
[ __ ] that

1544
00:56:39,839 --> 00:56:43,599
it's you and me for life and i'm like

1545
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:45,359
sweetheart it's been like a cool five

1546
00:56:43,599 --> 00:56:46,720
days

1547
00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:47,839
surely it took longer than that with the

1548
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:50,480
scenic route they took to get to new

1549
00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:52,799
mexico okay so a week

1550
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,240
thank you

1551
00:56:52,799 --> 00:56:56,880
more accurate

1552
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:59,599
because cause that two days

1553
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:02,799
is where the magic happened that's where

1554
00:56:59,599 --> 00:57:04,640
the daddy whipping scene happens yeah um

1555
00:57:02,799 --> 00:57:06,559
so they go they go to get the passports

1556
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:08,480
they have to get to albuquerque oh i

1557
00:57:06,559 --> 00:57:10,559
forgot my notes say she tells him to

1558
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:13,520
stay she feels bad he's giving up so

1559
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:15,680
much he politely declines it was not

1560
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,760
polite he was like the [ __ ]

1561
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,000
get out of my [ __ ] face i honestly

1562
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:21,359
didn't even note that my next note after

1563
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:24,960
they switched cars leave to go get

1564
00:57:21,359 --> 00:57:24,960
passports roadhead

1565
00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:29,520
from albuquerque oh they're driving to

1566
00:57:27,359 --> 00:57:32,960
albuquerque to get the passports and my

1567
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:35,920
notes say lucy gives epic road head

1568
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:39,680
they pay for passports

1569
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:42,640
to a man named the taylor yep um

1570
00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:43,680
he has an actual like tailoring

1571
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:46,319
business

1572
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:49,280
and like they're ordering everything all

1573
00:57:46,319 --> 00:57:51,280
like the new identities in code and like

1574
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,520
okay so you need new buttons but like

1575
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:55,920
lucy's really excited and has like no

1576
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:57,119
chill about any other thing at all like

1577
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:59,760
even when they get the idea she's like

1578
00:57:57,119 --> 00:58:02,720
oh look how good my new id looks and

1579
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,760
vince is like shut the [ __ ] up

1580
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,240
um

1581
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,520
yeah so oh no to be fair yeah they don't

1582
00:58:06,240 --> 00:58:09,040
have the ideas yet i was jumping ahead

1583
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:10,799
of myself they

1584
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,480
go they get the pictures they order it

1585
00:58:10,799 --> 00:58:14,720
they yeah they get a room and then the

1586
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:16,000
kid at the front desk tells vince he's

1587
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:18,000
like hey so i just want to let you know

1588
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,200
like something's wrong with the tv

1589
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,520
um

1590
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:23,839
and vince is like thinking have you seen

1591
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:26,960
lucy i'm not worried about watching tv

1592
00:58:23,839 --> 00:58:29,040
right now and then the dude's like no um

1593
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:32,079
the adult channels

1594
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:34,559
are are free like oh no it's stuck on

1595
00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:36,559
them it will only play them

1596
00:58:34,559 --> 00:58:38,319
but a variety of them that's the part

1597
00:58:36,559 --> 00:58:40,319
that lost me none of it makes sense but

1598
00:58:38,319 --> 00:58:42,480
that's what it says yeah tv is broken

1599
00:58:40,319 --> 00:58:44,480
porn is free is

1600
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,960
yeah mine says cable in the room is

1601
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:50,200
busted and only shows porn vince doesn't

1602
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,200
tell lucy

1603
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:55,520
also reminds me of an episode of friends

1604
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:58,400
of course it does the one with all the

1605
00:58:55,520 --> 00:59:00,240
porn i think was the name of it where

1606
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:02,319
they like they stumble on a channel that

1607
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:03,839
has free porn so then the guys are like

1608
00:59:02,319 --> 00:59:05,359
well what if we turn the tv off and when

1609
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:07,280
we turn it back on the porn is gone so

1610
00:59:05,359 --> 00:59:09,599
we can't turn the tv off so they just

1611
00:59:07,280 --> 00:59:12,240
like have the porn going how it works

1612
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:13,920
yeah and so but then like

1613
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:15,680
they're like it starts to seep into

1614
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:16,960
their daily lives like the weirdest

1615
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:20,000
thing happened

1616
00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:21,920
um we had a female pizza delivery lady

1617
00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:23,920
and she didn't take her clothes off when

1618
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:26,000
she ordered the pizza or when she

1619
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:28,480
delivered the pizza and it's like this

1620
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,799
whole thing yes so lucy

1621
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:32,960
is in the bathroom here's

1622
00:59:30,799 --> 00:59:36,640
the tv turn on

1623
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:38,400
um and then like comes out to join vince

1624
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:41,440
and essentially

1625
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,839
vince like puts lucy on his lap

1626
00:59:41,440 --> 00:59:46,160
and mine says he puts her on his dick

1627
00:59:43,839 --> 00:59:48,720
sitting behind her while watching

1628
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:51,760
bondage i thought it was fingering her

1629
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,359
maybe both well but it so like he puts

1630
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,720
her in front of him and then it's like

1631
00:59:53,359 --> 00:59:56,640
fingering her

1632
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:58,799
and then is like flipping through the

1633
00:59:56,640 --> 01:00:01,520
channels to figure out what porn she's

1634
00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:03,119
most into right and so then when it gets

1635
01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:04,640
to the one that has all of the bondage

1636
01:00:03,119 --> 01:00:07,599
she's like oh

1637
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:10,319
you damn near squirted like right you

1638
01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:11,599
are all about this you are flooded wet

1639
01:00:10,319 --> 01:00:13,839
right now

1640
01:00:11,599 --> 01:00:16,559
so then he demands that she come without

1641
01:00:13,839 --> 01:00:18,160
any any clip play

1642
01:00:16,559 --> 01:00:19,920
for those who may have listened to that

1643
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:23,440
previous review

1644
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:24,480
um no clitoral stimulation is happening

1645
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:27,520
here

1646
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:29,520
um and she does and she screams out that

1647
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:31,760
she loves him while she's having this

1648
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:34,400
super intense orgasm and he does not

1649
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,400
reciprocate

1650
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:37,920
like he feels very strongly for her yes

1651
01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,079
but does not reciprocate in that

1652
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:42,160
capacity yes um

1653
01:00:40,079 --> 01:00:44,000
so that scene goes on for a long time as

1654
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:46,480
well they go to get their new ids the

1655
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:48,400
next day where lucy has no chill none

1656
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:51,200
whatsoever and it's like oh i'm elena

1657
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:53,280
colburn now how great is this i'm so

1658
01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,319
cute look at my picture

1659
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,960
um

1660
01:00:54,319 --> 01:00:59,599
my description says they get their new

1661
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:01,119
ids go to el paso

1662
01:00:59,599 --> 01:01:03,760
more [ __ ]

1663
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:06,160
vince then declares his love and decides

1664
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:09,760
to cook her dinner yeah my notes say

1665
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:13,119
they go to el paso and get an airbnb

1666
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:15,680
they make sweet sweet love and he tells

1667
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:18,640
her he loves her and says he's excited

1668
01:01:15,680 --> 01:01:20,240
to meet their children

1669
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:23,359
which again

1670
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:25,200
that escalated real quick

1671
01:01:23,359 --> 01:01:27,680
real quick and like

1672
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:29,839
to to give vince a little credit like

1673
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:31,040
he's what like mid 30s

1674
01:01:29,839 --> 01:01:34,319
35

1675
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:36,559
34 yeah he's definitely older than lucy

1676
01:01:34,319 --> 01:01:38,640
like 12 or 13 years i think he's ready

1677
01:01:36,559 --> 01:01:40,880
to take some bigger steps what do you

1678
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:42,640
think but it is seven days i want to vet

1679
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:44,400
a person a little bit more before you

1680
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,680
decide to have children with them what

1681
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:49,359
else does he need to know about her she

1682
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:52,240
loves johnny cash and doesn't eat onions

1683
01:01:49,359 --> 01:01:55,280
and is into pretty much anything sexual

1684
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:56,720
like she is down to clown with anything

1685
01:01:55,280 --> 01:02:00,000
she is he

1686
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:01,039
he wants to do yeah um i then have the

1687
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,680
quote

1688
01:02:01,039 --> 01:02:06,680
i used to be dangerous now i'm just

1689
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,680
yours

1690
01:02:06,799 --> 01:02:11,520
like codependent bonnie and clyde vibes

1691
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,720
so painful

1692
01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:15,680
so vince decides to cook lucy dinner

1693
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,280
um

1694
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:20,799
goes to the store

1695
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:21,920
he starts to cook she is in like just an

1696
01:02:20,799 --> 01:02:23,760
apron

1697
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:26,480
trying to seduce him a little and he's

1698
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:29,119
like babe i'm gonna burn your food

1699
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:31,119
go like get out of here so she turns on

1700
01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:33,760
the tv she sees a story on the news that

1701
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,880
her dad was arrested for dui with a

1702
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,000
hooker

1703
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:39,039
in the car

1704
01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,799
and um released a statement that she had

1705
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:43,039
nothing to do with the embezzlement and

1706
01:02:40,799 --> 01:02:44,880
asks her to please come home yeah like

1707
01:02:43,039 --> 01:02:46,640
there's like a full press conference

1708
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,480
after he was arrested where he like

1709
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,720
takes all of the blame and is like my

1710
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,559
daughter had nothing to do with any of

1711
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:55,839
the embezzlement she had no idea what

1712
01:02:52,559 --> 01:02:57,119
was going on clears her of all

1713
01:02:55,839 --> 01:03:00,160
all blame

1714
01:02:57,119 --> 01:03:02,000
and begs lucy to come home so then

1715
01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,280
vince is still cooking just want to note

1716
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,280
that

1717
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:08,319
lucy calls her mom then

1718
01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:10,559
yeah and mom is begging her to come home

1719
01:03:08,319 --> 01:03:12,160
and like mom is not doing well she's not

1720
01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:13,119
okay if you remember from like early on

1721
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,839
i know there hasn't been a lot of

1722
01:03:13,119 --> 01:03:18,319
mention of mom thus far um but like mom

1723
01:03:15,839 --> 01:03:20,400
has some substance abuse issues that are

1724
01:03:18,319 --> 01:03:21,920
a lot of like self-medicating kind of

1725
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:23,039
from all of the [ __ ] that's going on in

1726
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,839
their life

1727
01:03:23,039 --> 01:03:25,440
um

1728
01:03:23,839 --> 01:03:27,760
so mom asks her to come home and then

1729
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:30,799
lucy asks vince to come back to

1730
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:34,319
connecticut with her and he says no

1731
01:03:30,799 --> 01:03:37,039
um realizing that he is just not any

1732
01:03:34,319 --> 01:03:40,000
good for her at all um and that he will

1733
01:03:37,039 --> 01:03:41,359
ruin her life um so he needs to push her

1734
01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:44,240
away so

1735
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:46,480
he calls it off he tells her to go home

1736
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:49,520
and then he pulls her

1737
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:52,799
actual like lucy burchette id

1738
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,799
out um and her peanut necklace

1739
01:03:52,799 --> 01:03:57,039
and he did not

1740
01:03:54,799 --> 01:03:58,400
bury them in the forest and she's like i

1741
01:03:57,039 --> 01:04:00,799
thought you buried these and he's like

1742
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:04,430
i'm a thief like i like

1743
01:04:00,799 --> 01:04:07,839
i'm a con i'm an artisan

1744
01:04:04,430 --> 01:04:11,520
[Laughter]

1745
01:04:07,839 --> 01:04:13,200
so um lucy is in shock and he's like you

1746
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,039
meant nothing to me you were just

1747
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:17,839
another mark go back to your life like

1748
01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:19,280
get the [ __ ] out and then leaves her in

1749
01:04:17,839 --> 01:04:22,960
the hotel room

1750
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:24,880
or in the airbnb and and is gone

1751
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:26,640
she like lucy calls her mom again and

1752
01:04:24,880 --> 01:04:29,920
then while she's on the phone with her

1753
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:32,640
mom her mom overdoses yes and like lucy

1754
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:34,720
like like mom passes out lucy like calls

1755
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:36,960
9-1-1 like is like i need you to connect

1756
01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:38,880
me to the local 9-1-1 in connecticut

1757
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:42,160
this is the address this is the garage

1758
01:04:38,880 --> 01:04:45,119
code my mom like you need to go get her

1759
01:04:42,160 --> 01:04:47,359
asap yep so she's been waiting at this

1760
01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:50,720
point for hours for vince to come back

1761
01:04:47,359 --> 01:04:52,720
and he hasn't so she writes a note um

1762
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,400
with her contact information and she

1763
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:56,079
leaves because she needs to get to her

1764
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:59,680
mom who is now

1765
01:04:56,079 --> 01:05:00,880
um on a 72-hour psychiatric hold

1766
01:04:59,680 --> 01:05:03,119
um

1767
01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:04,880
after they pumped her stomach

1768
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:06,559
um

1769
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,160
well

1770
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:09,839
like it hasn't quite cut back to vince

1771
01:05:08,160 --> 01:05:11,760
yet in the book but we do learn that

1772
01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:14,640
like she's been waiting this whole time

1773
01:05:11,760 --> 01:05:17,440
but vince was actually like

1774
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:19,920
hiding across the street from the airbnb

1775
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,920
waiting for lucy to leave and was like

1776
01:05:19,920 --> 01:05:24,880
waiting to see her actually take off

1777
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:28,000
before he would actually return right

1778
01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:30,079
so lucy gets back to connecticut um and

1779
01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:32,240
her mom is admitted to the hospital she

1780
01:05:30,079 --> 01:05:34,960
cannot see her mom because as we said

1781
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:36,640
she's on a cycle um and it doesn't sound

1782
01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:39,039
like it was necessarily an intentional

1783
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:40,480
overdose but it was still a very serious

1784
01:05:39,039 --> 01:05:42,480
overdose and they're like has she been

1785
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:44,480
under any stress lately and they're like

1786
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:46,559
uh yeah she's been under a ton of stress

1787
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,480
lately lucy then also like calls her

1788
01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:50,400
best friend naomi again

1789
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,599
to kind of like fill her in and tell her

1790
01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:53,520
everything that's been going on and

1791
01:05:51,599 --> 01:05:55,760
naomi comes to sit with her and is like

1792
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:57,920
i'll be right there don't panic you know

1793
01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,520
whatever um so then

1794
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:02,079
back to vince he's been waiting this

1795
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:04,480
whole time for lucy to leave and then he

1796
01:06:02,079 --> 01:06:06,960
makes a snap decision to go back east he

1797
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,319
was planning to go to

1798
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:11,039
um

1799
01:06:08,319 --> 01:06:13,200
mexico but he makes this snap decision

1800
01:06:11,039 --> 01:06:15,200
that he's gonna go back east

1801
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:18,240
um and then he

1802
01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:20,319
he gets to new jersey it sounds like and

1803
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:23,119
approaches the police officer who has

1804
01:06:20,319 --> 01:06:25,760
been investigating him this whole time

1805
01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:28,240
um and he says that

1806
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:30,559
um then says that he will give him the

1807
01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:32,720
russian in exchange for immunity for

1808
01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:35,119
himself

1809
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,799
and this is like one like hasn't

1810
01:06:35,119 --> 01:06:38,400
officially been said but he's just like

1811
01:06:36,799 --> 01:06:39,920
suddenly like i'm gonna go back east and

1812
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:42,400
we're like but not to get lucy back like

1813
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:44,880
but okay but like back up north east

1814
01:06:42,400 --> 01:06:46,799
where lucy also is

1815
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:48,480
and like but he goes to the

1816
01:06:46,799 --> 01:06:50,240
the police station and the detective's

1817
01:06:48,480 --> 01:06:52,640
not there so then they're like he like

1818
01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:54,319
goes to the diner that the officer hangs

1819
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:55,680
the detective hangs out obviously at the

1820
01:06:54,319 --> 01:06:57,520
denny's

1821
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:58,720
well and then when he's like i'll give

1822
01:06:57,520 --> 01:07:01,520
you

1823
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:04,240
what was it like gregory grigorovich or

1824
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:05,920
something like a ridiculous russian mob

1825
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:07,599
name no offense if your name is gregory

1826
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:10,240
grigorovich

1827
01:07:07,599 --> 01:07:11,599
it's a safe place for you as well um

1828
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:14,799
but

1829
01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:18,160
they like he pulls out the the knife

1830
01:07:14,799 --> 01:07:20,400
that had been used um at the motel very

1831
01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:23,200
early on in the book that is has um the

1832
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:25,359
fingerprints for gregorovich yep and

1833
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,359
he's like here's your evidence

1834
01:07:25,359 --> 01:07:28,960
i'll testify

1835
01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:31,760
i want immunity

1836
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,599
um and then it cuts back to lucy

1837
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:36,559
um her mom is out of the hospital and

1838
01:07:33,599 --> 01:07:38,880
she's recovering no more booze so lucy

1839
01:07:36,559 --> 01:07:40,319
is like dumping stuff in the sink and

1840
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:42,799
clearing the house

1841
01:07:40,319 --> 01:07:44,640
um and lucy is really really sad that

1842
01:07:42,799 --> 01:07:46,960
vince isn't there but she is trying to

1843
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:50,160
focus on supporting her mom

1844
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:51,680
um and she so she's clear like has

1845
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,520
poured all of the alcohol down the sink

1846
01:07:51,680 --> 01:07:55,599
and is taking out the garbage with all

1847
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:58,160
of the empty liquor bottles and lo and

1848
01:07:55,599 --> 01:08:01,039
behold who's standing in her driveway it

1849
01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:04,720
spins what i didn't see that coming oh

1850
01:08:01,039 --> 01:08:04,720
my stars big surprise

1851
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:10,480
yes but it's not so vince is there with

1852
01:08:07,599 --> 01:08:12,960
flowers for her mom

1853
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:16,319
and for lucy which is sweet which is

1854
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:19,600
very sweet and he introduces himself um

1855
01:08:16,319 --> 01:08:22,319
to her mom and tells the whole story and

1856
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:24,719
lucy i remember had a whole scenario

1857
01:08:22,319 --> 01:08:26,400
ready for how he was like an iraq war

1858
01:08:24,719 --> 01:08:28,880
veteran and that's why he had all of

1859
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:29,920
these tattoos and scars and [ __ ]

1860
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:32,400
and

1861
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,000
and vince was like hey i'm vince i got

1862
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:35,920
out of prison about

1863
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:39,600
six weeks ago

1864
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:41,920
well and like her mom is like

1865
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:43,759
you're honest i was i was married to a

1866
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:46,159
man who wasn't so

1867
01:08:43,759 --> 01:08:48,640
good for you loose is kind of like yeah

1868
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:50,799
mom is like very accepting very quickly

1869
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,719
of all of this which like lucy's excited

1870
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:55,600
about she introduces him to her mom she

1871
01:08:52,719 --> 01:08:57,279
introduces him to peanut the horse which

1872
01:08:55,600 --> 01:09:00,319
is also very fun

1873
01:08:57,279 --> 01:09:02,960
um and then they they bone on a hill

1874
01:09:00,319 --> 01:09:05,199
mine says he meets peanut the horse and

1875
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:07,600
they [ __ ] in a field

1876
01:09:05,199 --> 01:09:09,920
yeah i think i think we wrote the same

1877
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:12,159
thing he did basically

1878
01:09:09,920 --> 01:09:13,279
introduces him to mom and horse bone on

1879
01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:15,359
a hill

1880
01:09:13,279 --> 01:09:16,880
like he meets peanut they [ __ ]

1881
01:09:15,359 --> 01:09:18,640
honestly let's go with yours because you

1882
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:20,159
know i'm a [ __ ] for alliteration i know

1883
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:22,319
that you are and that's why i brought it

1884
01:09:20,159 --> 01:09:24,400
up at all so they [ __ ] a field big

1885
01:09:22,319 --> 01:09:26,319
love

1886
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:27,839
but that's that's also the end i mean

1887
01:09:26,319 --> 01:09:29,600
there is an epilogue that we will cover

1888
01:09:27,839 --> 01:09:31,040
but like that's where it ends they

1889
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:34,279
[ __ ] feel look

1890
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:34,279
field [ __ ]

1891
01:09:34,319 --> 01:09:40,480
the epilogue is two months in the future

1892
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:43,600
they are back out in new mexico um

1893
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:44,880
and lucy's mom and peanut have also

1894
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,159
joined them

1895
01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,400
um

1896
01:09:46,159 --> 01:09:51,440
her mom is apparently a low-key badass

1897
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:53,279
and like takes vince's motorcycle for a

1898
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:55,840
ride yep and just like takes off on the

1899
01:09:53,279 --> 01:09:56,800
motorcycle and then as we mentioned

1900
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:59,040
before

1901
01:09:56,800 --> 01:10:01,440
lucy's very flighty and not great with

1902
01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:04,080
the birth controls yep and so

1903
01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:05,840
she's looking real worried and says that

1904
01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:07,199
she needs to talk to him and he's kind

1905
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,920
of freaking out

1906
01:10:07,199 --> 01:10:10,159
and

1907
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,920
she's kind of freaking out and

1908
01:10:10,159 --> 01:10:16,320
uh my notes say

1909
01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:20,400
uh tells him she's prego he's big happy

1910
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:20,400
and asks her to marry him

1911
01:10:22,159 --> 01:10:27,840
i just have lucy's pregs vince proposes

1912
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:30,560
um

1913
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:31,440
well like i remember in the book

1914
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,360
she's

1915
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:34,640
panicking clearly that he's not gonna be

1916
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,960
okay

1917
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:39,280
but he like falls to his knees and like

1918
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:42,080
puts his face in her belly and is like

1919
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:45,440
crying and he's been saying he wanted

1920
01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:49,199
his seed in her since day two

1921
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:49,199
i'm just quoting the book hannah

1922
01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:56,000
seed stop it johnny appleseed

1923
01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:59,440
johnny cash

1924
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:01,679
um how many times how much weird

1925
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:03,520
association can we make probably a lot

1926
01:11:01,679 --> 01:11:06,239
you know we could keep going but we

1927
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:08,640
won't put you through that um yeah so

1928
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:11,360
that's the end lucy's knocked up and

1929
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:14,080
vince is very excited and proposes yep

1930
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:15,520
um and they all live happily ever after

1931
01:11:14,080 --> 01:11:18,560
in new mexico

1932
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:20,320
on the ranch with the horses and her mom

1933
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:22,080
and the baby

1934
01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:23,600
eventually hopefully

1935
01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:25,199
yeah we

1936
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:27,280
it doesn't go there in the book it

1937
01:11:25,199 --> 01:11:28,880
doesn't i'm making an assumption we are

1938
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:30,400
it's an optimistic assumption here for

1939
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:31,679
it um

1940
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,520
okay so

1941
01:11:31,679 --> 01:11:35,600
now that we're here

1942
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:38,480
what's our rating scale artisanal

1943
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:38,480
sourdough loves

1944
01:11:38,719 --> 01:11:43,600
uh beef salami

1945
01:11:40,719 --> 01:11:45,360
um how many peanuts

1946
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,480
oh yeah peanuts i was gonna say subway

1947
01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:49,199
sandwiches but there was all that [ __ ]

1948
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:50,159
with jared and yeah we'll leave that no

1949
01:11:49,199 --> 01:11:51,120
one

1950
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:52,880
no one

1951
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:54,400
needs to bring his meat into this we

1952
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:55,920
don't need to discuss a foot long at

1953
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:58,080
this point

1954
01:11:55,920 --> 01:12:01,120
oh that's mighty generous

1955
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:01,120
or a six inch

1956
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:12,080
so peanuts peanuts let's do peanuts

1957
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:13,280
so peanuts are pretty small are they

1958
01:12:12,080 --> 01:12:16,480
shelled

1959
01:12:13,280 --> 01:12:18,560
that feels important here

1960
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:20,719
well now all i can think about is boiled

1961
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:22,320
peanuts

1962
01:12:20,719 --> 01:12:24,640
like the time you ran your car off the

1963
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:26,719
road trying to get boiled i was gonna

1964
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:28,480
maybe tell that story but then i was

1965
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:31,199
like maybe i won't but thank you for

1966
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:32,960
bringing it up yes i did once drive my

1967
01:12:31,199 --> 01:12:35,920
car into a ditch because i was so

1968
01:12:32,960 --> 01:12:37,679
excited about a boiled peanut stand that

1969
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:40,159
i didn't see the ditch

1970
01:12:37,679 --> 01:12:42,960
and so i drove my car into it and then

1971
01:12:40,159 --> 01:12:45,120
some very nice nice locals who didn't

1972
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:46,719
have as many teeth as i would have

1973
01:12:45,120 --> 01:12:50,080
expected

1974
01:12:46,719 --> 01:12:53,920
had to pull me out of the ditch

1975
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:53,920
and then the stand was cash only

1976
01:12:54,880 --> 01:12:59,920
but the guy felt so bad for me because i

1977
01:12:57,679 --> 01:13:01,840
guess i looked like i was gonna cry that

1978
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:05,920
he gave me peanuts for free but i did go

1979
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:07,679
back and pay him later oh that was nice

1980
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,440
was it

1981
01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:12,080
well how are the peanuts

1982
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:12,880
they were cajun and delicious

1983
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:15,440
but

1984
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:17,840
the point is i drove my car into a ditch

1985
01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:20,400
that had a little sign on it next to it

1986
01:13:17,840 --> 01:13:22,960
that said beware of snakes

1987
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:24,560
that's where i drove my car

1988
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,840
that's where i that's where i drove my

1989
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:27,679
car

1990
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:30,239
i don't think i was

1991
01:13:27,679 --> 01:13:33,920
i knew about the snake aspect of it yeah

1992
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:37,120
and there was a group of about 10 to 12

1993
01:13:33,920 --> 01:13:38,880
individuals on horseback waiting to go

1994
01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:41,440
on a trail ride

1995
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:43,920
behind me watching the whole thing as i

1996
01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:45,840
drove my car into this ditch with the

1997
01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:48,640
ass and straight in the air and then

1998
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:50,480
tried to get out and my rear wheels just

1999
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,679
spun like nothing

2000
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:53,040
um

2001
01:13:51,679 --> 01:13:54,719
not quite the same but if it makes you

2002
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,080
feel any better one time i was meeting a

2003
01:13:54,719 --> 01:13:58,640
friend for lunch

2004
01:13:56,080 --> 01:14:00,640
and um i was running late and the

2005
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:01,920
parallel parking was very tight and it

2006
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:03,120
was not my best job and i like went up

2007
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:04,719
on the curb a little bit but i was like

2008
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:06,560
i don't really have time to correct this

2009
01:14:04,719 --> 01:14:08,159
[ __ ] i'm running very late for lunch and

2010
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:09,840
before i got out of my car some people

2011
01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:12,000
were walking down the street saw how bad

2012
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:15,520
my parallel parking job was stopped

2013
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:18,239
pointed laughed and took pictures of it

2014
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:20,480
while i was still sitting in my car

2015
01:14:18,239 --> 01:14:22,000
that's pretty good yeah so that's pretty

2016
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:24,080
good you know we've all been there in

2017
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:25,600
our own way um

2018
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:27,360
well boiled peanuts weren't part of the

2019
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:30,000
story i do think the shells are

2020
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:31,520
important because it just dot on me

2021
01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,679
her necklace would just look like an

2022
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:36,560
amoeba if it wasn't a

2023
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:37,760
shell it needed a shell yeah um

2024
01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:39,920
but also

2025
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:41,280
i think of like cody's roadhouse and

2026
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:43,760
those restaurants that like they just

2027
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:46,800
peanut shells yes where you just like

2028
01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:48,719
just go so hard on peanuts and just

2029
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,520
throw the shells everywhere

2030
01:14:48,719 --> 01:14:51,440
so

2031
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:54,159
you can eat so many of them

2032
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:57,679
um so i don't really have a good

2033
01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:59,920
50 100 like 25 what let's let's go with

2034
01:14:57,679 --> 01:15:01,120
50 peanuts out of 50 peanuts

2035
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:03,040
um

2036
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:04,159
i would give it

2037
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:06,880
all right let's say

2038
01:15:04,159 --> 01:15:07,920
our numbers at the same time on 1

2039
01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:11,120
2

2040
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:15,920
3 35.

2041
01:15:11,120 --> 01:15:18,400
look at us go oh god yes 35 i think 35

2042
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:21,520
is a great number yeah we're just 15

2043
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,520
peanuts shy of a bucket

2044
01:15:22,719 --> 01:15:26,880
yeah it's a cool seventy percent we're

2045
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:28,560
passing but by the skin of our teeth

2046
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:30,000
that's what this book is

2047
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:33,520
you know vince did a lot of stuff by the

2048
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:35,920
skin of his teeth and he sure did

2049
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:37,360
yeah like it really

2050
01:15:35,920 --> 01:15:39,120
is it

2051
01:15:37,360 --> 01:15:41,600
is it essentially just codependent

2052
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:44,640
bonnie and clyde abso [ __ ] lutely

2053
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:46,800
yeah um is it a really enjoyable ride

2054
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:48,000
and just like fun to get there even

2055
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:51,120
though there are moments that you're

2056
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:53,120
like oh all the cringe

2057
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:55,440
okay

2058
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:57,840
big cringe

2059
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:57,840
sorry

2060
01:15:58,320 --> 01:16:02,480
well i was just thinking of the daddy

2061
01:16:00,159 --> 01:16:04,480
whipping scene so yeah big cringe is

2062
01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:08,560
appropriate yeah um

2063
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:09,280
so 35 out of 50 peanuts yeah um if they

2064
01:16:08,560 --> 01:16:11,040
were

2065
01:16:09,280 --> 01:16:13,120
boiled cajun peanuts that scale might

2066
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,800
shift a little bit but that's

2067
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:18,719
that's another metric for another book

2068
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:21,679
that is my preferred peanut to be honest

2069
01:16:18,719 --> 01:16:23,440
you know i get that that makes sense

2070
01:16:21,679 --> 01:16:25,360
i mean i drove my car into a ditch for

2071
01:16:23,440 --> 01:16:27,280
those peanuts like that's my preferred

2072
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,520
peanut

2073
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:31,280
by the way my car was fine the locals

2074
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:32,719
pulled it out and they double checked it

2075
01:16:31,280 --> 01:16:34,560
and they were like i don't know how you

2076
01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:37,280
did this but there's no damage have a

2077
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:39,760
great day and i drove off into the

2078
01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,760
sunset

2079
01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:44,480
that story feels really true to who you

2080
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:46,640
are as a person

2081
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:46,640
you

2082
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:52,800
know i feel

2083
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:54,719
like that might be insulting but i'm

2084
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:58,000
gonna choose to take it as a compliment

2085
01:16:54,719 --> 01:17:00,400
no honestly it i didn't mean it as no no

2086
01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:03,120
no big insults um

2087
01:17:00,400 --> 01:17:04,800
i meant it more as like i feel like

2088
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:07,120
you frequently find yourself in these

2089
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:08,960
like comical situations that just like

2090
01:17:07,120 --> 01:17:11,040
always kind of play out okay that you're

2091
01:17:08,960 --> 01:17:13,360
like

2092
01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,560
oh really okay

2093
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:17,280
everything's fine

2094
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:20,239
cool sounds good how are you guys yeah

2095
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:24,239
um so we're gonna go 35 out of 50

2096
01:17:20,239 --> 01:17:26,080
normal shelled peanuts um

2097
01:17:24,239 --> 01:17:28,239
let us know what you all think what you

2098
01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,800
would rate it what your favorite peanut

2099
01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:34,000
type is is it the cajun boiled

2100
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:35,920
um it should be

2101
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,840
i'm i feel very strong i feel like

2102
01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:41,360
hannah will fight you hannah will throw

2103
01:17:37,840 --> 01:17:45,120
hands i did once have

2104
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:47,360
pickled oiled peanuts and they were

2105
01:17:45,120 --> 01:17:49,840
surprisingly delicious i don't even like

2106
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:51,840
pickles really but they were boiled and

2107
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:54,880
instead of cajun seasoning or just salt

2108
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:56,640
or whatever they had like

2109
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,920
pickles pickle brine that they were

2110
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:01,600
boiled in basically they were good okay

2111
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,719
were they better than cajun

2112
01:18:01,600 --> 01:18:04,640
um

2113
01:18:02,719 --> 01:18:07,520
they were just different and i've never

2114
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,719
seen them before or since so i can't say

2115
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:10,400
if they're better because i only had

2116
01:18:08,719 --> 01:18:12,400
them the one time

2117
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:15,120
okay well then let's not use that metric

2118
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:16,560
okay cajun only thank you unless

2119
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,400
you have had

2120
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:20,719
our great listeners

2121
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:22,000
pickled peanuts pickled boiled peanuts

2122
01:18:20,719 --> 01:18:23,600
more than once

2123
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,520
then we would love to hear your thoughts

2124
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,760
welcome to the south and thank you so

2125
01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,920
much for joining us thank you we love

2126
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:32,960
you smut [ __ ] smut puppies

2127
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:35,760
whatever names you want to go by today

2128
01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:39,600
what like all names yeah it's a follow

2129
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:41,600
your bliss follow your bliss um

2130
01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:43,600
unless your bliss falls it follows a

2131
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:46,080
similar journey as lucy and vince in

2132
01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:48,400
some ways and then um maybe call us

2133
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:50,640
before you follow your bliss and we can

2134
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:52,159
produce that not us just a therapist in

2135
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:53,840
general to be fair i didn't mean that as

2136
01:18:52,159 --> 01:18:58,000
a therapist i mormon like it'd be a

2137
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:58,000
funny story to tell on the podcast

2138
01:18:58,080 --> 01:19:01,679
i was thinking as a therapist because i

2139
01:19:00,159 --> 01:19:04,480
was thinking you need therapy oh no

2140
01:19:01,679 --> 01:19:06,239
don't call me if you're needing therapy

2141
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:08,400
no don't i do not want to walk you

2142
01:19:06,239 --> 01:19:10,159
through that negative ghostwriter

2143
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:11,360
all right thanks for listening guys

2144
01:19:10,159 --> 01:19:13,199
thanks for freaking out i hope you have

2145
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:16,640
a great night bye y'all

2146
01:19:13,199 --> 01:19:18,560
next week on smut club really even

2147
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:21,440
funnier side story to me is that one of

2148
01:19:18,560 --> 01:19:24,159
the main guys who's like well known in

2149
01:19:21,440 --> 01:19:26,640
the pepper eating sure he's made a name

2150
01:19:24,159 --> 01:19:28,560
for himself he has i forget

2151
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:30,239
johnny habanero i don't know

2152
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,239
i'm making [ __ ] up i do not think that's

2153
01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:33,920
his actual name um

2154
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:35,440
my cousin was watching the we're the

2155
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,719
champions

2156
01:19:35,440 --> 01:19:39,600
series and she texts me and she's like

2157
01:19:36,719 --> 01:19:41,520
chelsea oh my gosh i recognize him

2158
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:42,400
johnny habanero i'm totally making up

2159
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,440
his name

2160
01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,760
and i was like what do you mean you

2161
01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:46,719
recognize him she's like when i was on a

2162
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:48,400
plane

2163
01:19:46,719 --> 01:19:50,880
to your wedding

2164
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:54,159
i was sitting next to him and he was on

2165
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:56,400
his way to a pepper eating competition

2166
01:19:54,159 --> 01:19:58,960
and he had a really spicy pepper and he

2167
01:19:56,400 --> 01:20:01,840
was making a video of himself and was

2168
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,960
like do you mind if i film duh and so

2169
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:04,719
she's like

2170
01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:06,239
she found the video and sent it to me

2171
01:20:04,719 --> 01:20:08,320
and you can see her shoulder because

2172
01:20:06,239 --> 01:20:10,800
they're like on a small plane and she's

2173
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:12,080
leaning out of the shot

2174
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:13,840
she was like i think it's the

2175
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:16,719
competition that they have on the

2176
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:18,239
episode it was filmed amazing right she

2177
01:20:16,719 --> 01:20:20,960
was like i sat next to him on the way to

2178
01:20:18,239 --> 01:20:22,719
your johnny habanero

2179
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,920
well that's it for this week's mutt

2180
01:20:22,719 --> 01:20:26,320
[ __ ]

2181
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:28,800
we hope it was good for you because it

2182
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:30,800
sure was great for us

2183
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:32,719
if you're digging what we're doing it

2184
01:20:30,800 --> 01:20:34,800
would mean a lot if you'd take a minute

2185
01:20:32,719 --> 01:20:36,800
to rate and review the show wherever

2186
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:39,440
you're listening right now

2187
01:20:36,800 --> 01:20:40,880
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2188
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:42,320
in here

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we love you

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we appreciate you

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and we'll see you next week

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stay spotty

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