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Speaker 1: Welcome back to beardless, stickless me. I'm Kevin Smith Smith. Okay,

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Speaker 1: full disclosure. So this episode is posting after Chronicon, but

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Speaker 1: we're taping it early because of Chronicon, So we don't

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Speaker 1: know how Chronicon went.

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Speaker 2: Oh good, good. I hope it goes well.

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Speaker 1: Me too, because this show could be posting and people

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Speaker 1: will be like, it's so sad to listen to them

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Speaker 1: not know that they died that weekend.

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Speaker 2: Was my thought to.

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Speaker 3: Do.

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Speaker 2: Knock on wood. We're alive. We live for right now,

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Speaker 2: we live for many, many, many more decades.

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Speaker 1: I like it. Oh my god, that knocked at it.

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Speaker 1: Thank God, Thank god your c d D. That's so yeah.

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Speaker 1: So we don't know how chronic Con is going to go,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, I'm just going to say, it

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Speaker 1: went well. Oh yeah, I hope.

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Speaker 2: So what's those saying?

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Speaker 1: You know, the one well, begune done.

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Speaker 2: Assume the best, accept the worst, Expect the best, accept

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Speaker 2: the worst.

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Speaker 1: Expect expect the best.

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Speaker 2: Best, accept the worst.

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Speaker 1: Very easy to say, way easier to let me share

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Speaker 1: with you a story.

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Speaker 2: Is it sad?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Is it funny? Sweet cry? I'm really not on the

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Speaker 2: market to cry right now.

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Speaker 1: It's going to make it go like it's a story

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Speaker 1: of Bertie the dog park. So Bertie has been you know,

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Speaker 1: she's a young lady.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yeah, I see where this is going.

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Speaker 1: Yes. And Bertie, as a young lady, yes, has started

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Speaker 1: having something of a lady time. Yes, which I don't

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Speaker 1: know why. This was completely foreign to me back in

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Speaker 1: the day. But these two, because are dogs, were all

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Speaker 1: fixed young. Well when we got Lucky, she had just

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Speaker 1: had Bertie, so we couldn't fix her right away, and

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Speaker 1: so she got she did, but she first went through

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Speaker 1: her heat thing and she bled all over and we

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Speaker 1: were like what. I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 2: This is the thing very important to get your dogsad.

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Speaker 1: I feel I have weird feelings about doing it with

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Speaker 1: Bertie because I'm like, that removes the choice from her hands.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, I guess.

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Speaker 1: It's kind to I.

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Speaker 2: Guess in the case that I mean, there's no there's

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Speaker 2: no men around for Bertie too to have babies with.

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Speaker 2: But but usually you should get your dogs vader neuter

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Speaker 2: because there are way too many dogs that need homes already.

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Speaker 2: Just needed to say it, thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: What if Bertie's like, don't fucking family plan for me Bro,

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Speaker 1: but wait, I want my own Birdie.

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Speaker 2: I have a question. I really should have fact this before.

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Speaker 2: But is it true that this is not true? I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna sound so fucking stupid.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. That money I paid for a private education,

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Speaker 1: can go?

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Speaker 2: I saw today on Instagram that they're gonna give rats

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Speaker 2: birth control in New York City.

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Speaker 1: They are, I.

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Speaker 2: Really confirm that before in that case, making it easier

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Speaker 2: for rats to receive birth control than most humans, really,

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Speaker 2: which is really back. But I think that I mean again,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna sound so stupid if.

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Speaker 1: It's not birth control, do you mean mouse trapsay?

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, well oh yeah yeah, to lower its

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Speaker 2: rap rat population, NYC considers birth control as a humane option.

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Speaker 2: I'm hey, I mean, I should probably read about it

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Speaker 2: before I say I support it. But that's true, that's

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Speaker 2: so much better than killing the rats.

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Speaker 1: Birth control for the rats for the girl rats, prophylactics

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Speaker 1: for the boys. Well, that's you know, that is humane.

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Speaker 2: That's at first, I was like, a lot more.

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Speaker 1: Humane than what fucking Walkie did to the rat last week. Chills.

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Speaker 1: So in an event, Bertie has been having her lady

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Speaker 1: time and it I mean I'm not trying to stereotype

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Speaker 1: a mood, like she's are you very jealous of Lucky?

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Speaker 1: So if like she's always jealous of Lucky beyond she

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Speaker 1: got into like a like a fistfight with Lucky today.

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Speaker 2: Remember the fist fight on Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that was over food. This was over affection

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Speaker 1: where I was petting Bertie and I'm like, oh, it's

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Speaker 1: And I've seen her in Lucky like tussle, like razzle.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: Lucky could destroy her like with a blink of an eye.

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Speaker 2: But my dad just winked.

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Speaker 1: But she really like holds back like Lucky holds back

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Speaker 1: when Bertie gets all like weird like that, and I

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Speaker 1: think she's like, look, I know what she's going through.

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Speaker 1: But Bertie, you know, has been in a bit of

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Speaker 1: a mood. So we went walking today. Then I took

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Speaker 1: them to the dog park and Bertie met a boy.

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Speaker 2: Bertie met a boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she's right there. She's like pretty met

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Speaker 1: a boy and did like the thing where dogs like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god's done of each other. She scampered at

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Speaker 1: him and he scampered at her, and they chased each

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Speaker 1: other a little bit. But he was definitely taking his

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Speaker 1: nose like toward her crouch and what you know, well

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Speaker 1: he was because she's like, you know at the tail end,

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Speaker 1: my sister. Well, I was there just like a you know,

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Speaker 1: fucking nun of a goddamn Catholic school dance. I was like,

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Speaker 1: leave six inches for the Holy Spirit. So I made

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Speaker 1: sure they were you.

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Speaker 2: Know, there's no type of dog like.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to describe it, but like he

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Speaker 1: was shorter. Was it like one of no, No, I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: a good old short hair, you know, presented well. I

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, mister Smith, can I play with Bertie?

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Speaker 1: Oh it was not.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what if Mo and.

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Speaker 1: Birdie were could be friends? Bertie could be friends with

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Speaker 1: the cat?

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you on a date?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if they went out, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Mister Grandpa, can I ask your daughter on a date?

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Speaker 1: Be kind of weird that the guy with the stereotypical

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Speaker 1: Southern accent asks out his cousin by Birdie be my cousin. Well,

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Speaker 1: I still love my.

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Speaker 2: Overby. He's just a country bear.

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Speaker 1: I don't care what the law says. It's one my horn,

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Speaker 1: says my boy Morris says, I love my cousin play.

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Speaker 1: He's even a dog. It was adorable, like because not

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Speaker 1: only was she just playing with another dog, but she

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Speaker 1: rarely doesn't. It was a boy dog and you could

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Speaker 1: tell she was like oh oh, oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: She was fucking flirting, is what it came down to. Wow.

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Speaker 1: And then Lucky got involved and was like.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh my god. Really walking was like no

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Speaker 2: boy dog bull walk.

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Speaker 1: Well, i'll tell you here getting past yeh know, Bertie.

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Speaker 1: We were at where was I? Where's I walking? I

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Speaker 1: was on running and it was like, I guess it

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Speaker 1: was on Sunday because it was fucking packed day Saturday

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Speaker 1: or Sunday. It was like packed. There were dogs like galore,

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Speaker 1: and I went way early in the morning. So there

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Speaker 1: I am walking the girls and they're on their double

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Speaker 2: Stuff like that, but so crazy that you walk walking.

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Speaker 1: I hate it too, but it's either that it's preferable

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Speaker 1: to dying. That's what I period. All right, continue, So

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Speaker 1: I'm walking east and again, you know she's got even

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Speaker 1: Mom said this ain't me. I didn't notice. My mom

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Speaker 1: called it out first because I picked up Bertie the

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Speaker 1: other day when Pop was over and stuff, and I

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Speaker 2: And oh my gosh, inappropriate, I.

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Speaker 1: Know, but it's like inflamed and on fire. He and

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Speaker 1: she keeps looking at Oh my god, inappropriate for the

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Speaker 1: beardless you're talking about. People are like dogs going heat.

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Speaker 1: We're not talking about like, I'm not talking about your mother.

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Speaker 2: But I'm like, okay, So.

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Speaker 1: She's clearly, you know, giving off some sort of please

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Speaker 1: you don't care. She's clearly given off some sort of scent,

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Speaker 1: so much so that like boy, dogs are like, oh

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Speaker 1: hello for the first time. Now. What's even crazier is

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Speaker 1: we caught the attention of a dog. I only know

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Speaker 1: his name because his owner had to scream it the

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Speaker 1: entire way up. I mean kept going Benji no, Benji

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Speaker 1: looked like, you know, a short fucking kind of spuds.

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Speaker 1: Mackenzie is kind of dog low to the ground. Lucky

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Speaker 1: is a large bear like dog.

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Speaker 2: Lucky really does very.

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Speaker 1: Large in size, like four times the size of Bertie.

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Speaker 1: So if you you know, we're gonna fucking take a

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Speaker 1: shot at the queen, so you better be Marmaduke, you

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Speaker 1: better be a tall dog.

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Speaker 2: He really is, he really is.

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Speaker 1: She's the Queen. You gotta be a tall dog. This

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Speaker 1: little ass dog was so fucking confused, right because he's like,

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Speaker 1: he smells like somebody's in heat. They ain't Lucky because

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Speaker 1: Lucky's been fixed, but it's Birdie. But he don't fucking

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Speaker 5: He Mountsaky and Wucky's expression, oh as she turned around

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Speaker 5: and didn't look like Wucky you know, having must.

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Speaker 1: Have been mounted before, because Bertie exists expected to look

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Speaker 1: to look back and then look down to be like,

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Speaker 1: are you fucking kidding me? And gave him the butt

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Speaker 1: She like twirked her ass and popped my man back

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Speaker 1: onto his back. It was nuts.

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Speaker 2: Onto his back, Oh my god, and just like.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't like but she was just like, are you

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Speaker 1: fucking real? That day is dumb? So my man kept

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Speaker 1: following her, Oh my god, up the hill. The biggest

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Speaker 1: Wucky fan in the world, Peppi leapew himself fucking creep

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Speaker 1: chasing her up the hill and took a second fucking

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Speaker 1: shot at the title. This time, Lucky turned around and viciously.

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Speaker 2: Snapped reasonably so leave it. Lucky alone was un undeterred,

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Speaker 2: could like down the hill.

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Speaker 1: It's not like Lucky is like thrown off the scent

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Speaker 1: or in heat like it would be.

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Speaker 2: He's just like, oh my god, that's the most beautiful

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Speaker 2: dog I've ever seen in my life.

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Speaker 1: That or he's like so confused that the.

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Speaker 2: Sounds he's taken away by beauty.

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Speaker 1: He's just like, oh my god, she's gorgeous. Even though

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Speaker 1: she's like I'm I'm like, I don't do this ship

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Speaker 1: no more. Oh my god, I'm beyond this ship. You're

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Speaker 1: out of your mind.

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Speaker 2: I'm eight years old.

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Speaker 1: For the whole walk up the hill, the guy kept

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Speaker 1: going like Benji. No, he kept sucking.

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Speaker 2: Like, was Benji not on a leash or something?

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Speaker 1: No, Benji was free ranging.

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Speaker 2: Benji should have been on a fucking leash and left

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Speaker 2: fucking lucky alone. That's my sister. That's my sister, Benji.

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Speaker 1: Look you she needed no protecting. Yeah, he's like this

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Speaker 1: So uh, I was like, oh, get out of here.

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Speaker 1: But this guy when she told me that writ it

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Speaker 1: And she was like, well, I don't. And I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: He got They took him to the woodshed for a

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Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm not too familiar with I'm just glad.

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Speaker 1: You don't figure it out, And there's only so many

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Speaker 1: But starfucker like in our business, yeah, it's one thing

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Speaker 1: But is that what you feel. I've never really analyzed

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Speaker 2: I think people use you so much that if you

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Speaker 2: And how insulted do I feel that beardless dickless me

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Speaker 1: I'll say it on Mike hurt Off.

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Speaker 1: Beardless sickless me was invented. Oh four weeks.

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Speaker 2: Doing it for us?

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Speaker 2: Mother? What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: that until we do of ourselves.

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Speaker 2: I think you're just trying to make we're doing it

442
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Speaker 2: for a.

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Speaker 1: Minimum ten to fifteen K show. No, I'm saying it

444
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Speaker 1: because I'm a smack reality fuck If that don't get.

445
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Speaker 2: If that were to ever be true, that would be

446
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Speaker 2: a the best thing in the world.

447
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Speaker 1: Bar is that low. I think I can fucking make it.

448
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Speaker 2: I have a mortgage, of course, my bar is not

449
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Speaker 2: that low. That's it. That's like a huge amount of.

450
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Speaker 1: Money, and we can totally.

451
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Speaker 2: I got bills to pay, I got four cats. I

452
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Speaker 2: need a new electric glitter box. Mommy needs a new

453
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Speaker 2: electric litter box for real. Another one, yeah, because the

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Speaker 2: other one broke, the one that I not. No, No,

455
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Speaker 2: the one the one use is up and so generously.

456
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Speaker 1: So the other one does. Now you're back to one. Yes,

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Speaker 1: So now the brand news.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I want to get I want to get

459
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Speaker 2: the same one. So maybe after chronicon I can bring

460
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Speaker 2: home my babies a new litter loo.

461
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you my plan is for an early we

462
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: let you know, this podcast has been out for literally

463
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 1: for fucking weeks, about as long as the four thirty

464
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Speaker 1: movie which came and fucking went like a far theaters

465
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Speaker 1: as all Kevin Smith movies.

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Speaker 4: Did you just say like a far?

467
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, stop it.

469
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Speaker 2: Right, So the podcast is like not any fault of

470
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Speaker 2: the movies.

471
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Speaker 1: It's in its infancy, to say the least mercifully. Like

472
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Speaker 1: we got to jump on since I was doing press,

473
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Speaker 1: I was like, let's fucking title this podcast? Yeah, because

474
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: and you know we got to talk about it on

475
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: SETH Myers and fucking every place.

476
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,639
Speaker 2: So it's pretty cool.

477
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,840
Speaker 1: So we've been able to spread the word and with

478
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: no marketing dollars. Our Heart was like, we don't have

479
00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: anything till next year. Don't worry about the.

480
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:09,239
Speaker 2: Fact that anyone wants to listen to us talk is

481
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: crazy to me.

482
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:13,360
Speaker 1: And we're not call her Daddy because we don't have

483
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris here yet.

484
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,639
Speaker 2: So true, but one days.

485
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 1: Election we can have her on the show and she'll

486
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:27,679
Speaker 1: be like, I could never be on it with the title.

487
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 2: I am wondering how we're ever going to get sponsors easy?

488
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Speaker 2: Do you think that like anyone will want to associate

489
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Speaker 2: with her name?

490
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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna find out. Daniel, our producer over

491
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Speaker 1: at Our.

492
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Speaker 2: Heart, will tell come on Dan make some mask.

493
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 1: Like we've had a problem getting adds.

494
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Speaker 2: I'm like, can you please make it the Little Robot

495
00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,840
Speaker 2: or Little Loop please? I need a new one.

496
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I think hook up a live show gig.

497
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:02,719
Speaker 1: But you know, where's where?

498
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Speaker 6: Where?

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Speaker 2: Who would come?

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Speaker 1: People listen?

501
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 2: As I'm so scared that's who the fuck gives a

502
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Speaker 2: fuck about me or anything I do.

503
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Speaker 1: Well, I think if they got if they're a fan

504
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: of the show, they would absolutely show up. And I

505
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: think that's my My plan is we do this for

506
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: a few more months in early twenty twenty five. That's

507
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Speaker 1: when we do the first live one.

508
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Speaker 2: I remember going to that's where we make the money.

509
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Speaker 1: I mean, and when you get the money, you get

510
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,959
Speaker 1: the women. When you get the women, you get the power.

511
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Speaker 2: I don't even know with my notes on that.

512
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Speaker 1: But.

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Speaker 2: I just can't. I just can't imagine that, like anyone

514
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 2: wants to hear my voice. So it's cool that people

515
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 2: do listen, and if we get to make confidence and

516
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Speaker 2: show Okay, shut the fuck the whole.

517
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Speaker 1: Last fucking podcast prior to this even happen that people

518
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Speaker 1: for years have been like bringing it back, bring it

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Speaker 1: back when edits when you were like.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about veganism. I don't want

521
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Speaker 2: to talk about VIGANO.

522
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 1: Well it's I just not I don't want to talk

523
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: about vegans. And I was like, look, we want to

524
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: launch a successful podcast. Leave that word, replace it with

525
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Speaker 1: that's how you sell.

526
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 2: And every single business is like, no, thank you.

527
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Speaker 1: So now, yeah, I'm telling you that's doable.

528
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Speaker 2: I'm going to put out music by the end of

529
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Speaker 2: the year. That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: That's very cool, super cool. Got a name for your

531
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Speaker 1: band yet?

532
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want for me to do yep, you

533
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Speaker 2: know you got it.

534
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Speaker 1: That is the word that was like, oh betwixt well

535
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Speaker 1: that was you asked, But there was another word that

536
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm sure.

537
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot about Nah.

538
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Speaker 1: It's Momily's am sure.

539
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Speaker 2: They're like they have taken this momly thing way too far?

540
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Speaker 1: Are the I'm but sure? Long but sure.

541
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Speaker 2: You know my bands and I'm sure and.

542
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Harley Quinn's are but sure.

543
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that person's tweet or whatever that was

544
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 2: or X or whatever the fun you call it now

545
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: that you sent me of spelling cinnamon a different way,

546
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Speaker 2: it was awesome.

547
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 1: You like that.

548
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, shout out to that person that made me smile.

549
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: Tweet I sent where somebody who's like the band name

550
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Speaker 1: should be Cinnamon but spelled s Iamble tamble.

551
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 2: Cinnamon has been so bad lately anyways.

552
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: Here there have been some people I've seen on Twitter

553
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Speaker 1: who are like, where do these clips come from? Because

554
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: I put up clips of the show, and uh, I

555
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: guess we should say. If you go to that Kevin

556
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 1: Smith club all one word dot com, you can actually

557
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: see it.

558
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 2: You can see us.

559
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: You see what we look like when we do it

560
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: like on the show like see our faces phrase poorly,

561
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 1: so you can see our faces. Fucking mind where your

562
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: head went? Fucking daughter?

563
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 2: Are you christ with our beauty?

564
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,040
Speaker 1: Yeah? You can see us. You could like, like, right

565
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 1: now I'm looking in the camera, you could be looking

566
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: at me while I'm looking at you, and you.

567
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: Might even catch Walkie in the background.

568
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 1: What if you found out? Oh no, what if you

569
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: found out the show became very popular?

570
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: What's the hypothetical? What's the it? But I know a

571
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: butt's coming? What have I got to give.

572
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: Up in sacrifice for some reason?

573
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 2: Oh?

574
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: No? The New York Times writes a piece about like

575
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: we don't know why, but it's what's driving It's like

576
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: one of them TikTok trends. I remember when motherfucker's dressed

577
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: up in suits to go see Oppenheimer and people are

578
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 1: like why, but just because it's kind of like this. Okay,

579
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 1: so beer lisstickles me has big numbers m M in

580
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Speaker 1: a very specific community. Oh oh no community, Well what

581
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: would be your nightmare community? We'll start there and see

582
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: if I really want to put me on the spot

583
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 1: like that here, I'll spare you, spare me the spot.

584
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: Come on, bro, the community that makes our podcast a hit,

585
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: and I mean ridiculous numbers, whereas like that fucking nothing

586
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: we're doing like bird Kreischer, Tom segera fucking call her

587
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: daddy numbers. What is it with a very specific some

588
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 1: might say misunderstood audience.

589
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 2: I just feel as though this is gonna get me

590
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: another negative review. My answer to whatever this hypothetical is.

591
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: It turns out that for an entire subset of people,

592
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: certain age group, if you will, certain age group, and

593
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:23,440
Speaker 1: because of some trend on TikTok took off, people like

594
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,239
Speaker 1: to listen to beardless dickless me.

595
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 2: While why do you have to be this way?

596
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:29,920
Speaker 1: Why?

597
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 4: Why do you have to be this way, you're so weird?

598
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 1: Would you care? Would you care if that was the

599
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,800
Speaker 1: metric that made the show successful?

600
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 4: One?

601
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 2: Why does your head think that way to.

602
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: Thirty years doing this shit? Yeah, this is hypothetical. You

603
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: don't have to worry. But if it came true, if

604
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 1: it was the popular podcast became so popular all over again,

605
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 1: a subset of people that are just like I downloaded

606
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: that ship and we fucking go all night. Their shows

607
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,359
Speaker 1: are that's how long we take it.

608
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 3: We match their pace, man, we take it all the

609
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: way to have a beard listen day. That's when I finish,

610
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 3: and we finished together, because that's love.

611
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 2: You already know I'm having a hard day. I'm hanging

612
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: on my thread.

613
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Speaker 1: You fuck, But why would that bother you get weird?

614
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship listeners? Man? And they're not like

615
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: fucking like, they're not, They're just they're listeners in love, man,

616
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Just sure they love by way of listening to the sh.

617
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,280
Speaker 2: Fucking whatever you want to think and you're a weird

618
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,839
Speaker 2: little twist in mind.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why that would unterview like that to me.

620
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Speaker 1: I'm like, really, that's who listens fantastic.

621
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Speaker 2: I'd rather be like, how.

622
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: Much of the show did they hear?

623
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 2: I mean, if something there's the playtime, like the run time.

624
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: I mean, let's say you get the run.

625
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 2: Time, and then if you listen to the whole thing,

626
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 2: give it airtime or runtime or whatever it's called, and

627
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 2: then leave a five star review. Do whatever the fuck

628
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 2: you want.

629
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Speaker 1: Okay. So for the people out there who are like

630
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: I like the time, I love.

631
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: Making to your show, then I have major questions for you,

632
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 2: and I just wonder what the fuck happened to you.

633
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: They like the sound of your voice, like I think nobody.

634
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: Likes the sound of my voice.

635
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 1: Oh shit, fucking there's a dude you've been fucking living

636
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: with for five years must like the sound of your voice.

637
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: You say ship and I never see him go like,

638
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: well you're not seeing the full sem a lot like this.

639
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 2: I heard my voice in that video I sent to

640
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 2: you today, and I was like, oh my god, what

641
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 2: of what happened to my voice?

642
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,279
Speaker 1: You don't think voice?

643
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: I obviously am the weirdest fucking voice. Why do you

644
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 2: think that it's honestly weird and ugly?

645
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: Bullshit? And not because you're like related to me, but

646
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 1: like if somebody was like describe Harley Quinn's voice in

647
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: ten words. Weird would never come into.

648
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,880
Speaker 2: Me, but weird deep.

649
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 1: Voice.

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Speaker 2: The only thing, the only thing cool about my voice

651
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 2: is that I can do cartoon like I can do

652
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,879
Speaker 2: like animal voices and stuff. I can do weird things

653
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: with my voice that I think are cool but my

654
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 2: but my normal speaking voice is just which I'm sure

655
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 2: I could change.

656
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,120
Speaker 1: You can't. Like you're a fucking actor.

657
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 2: You do whatever you want, all right, but just if

658
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 2: I'm comfortably speaking, it's so weird sounding.

659
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,279
Speaker 1: I didn't like the sound of my own voice. Now

660
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Speaker 1: I love it. I hate the sound of young Kevin

661
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 1: Smith's voice.

662
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 2: Can you do an impression?

663
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't even do it. I left him

664
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Speaker 1: behind hot your eyes like cool?

665
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, it was so high. It's just

666
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: like everything is no, no, no, it's not like that.

667
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 2: It's high.

668
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:09,120
Speaker 1: What do you mean.

669
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 2: It's I don't know how to I don't even know

670
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 2: how to describe. But it's just it's not your voice.

671
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 2: I mean I guess it is, and you're just a

672
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 2: fake now.

673
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: But like it's a fake now. I've just seasoned my

674
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: fucking voice, man, Like I did a lot of fucking

675
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,120
Speaker 1: weat smoking back in the day.

676
00:38:26,239 --> 00:38:29,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe your voice is actually just like destroyed at

677
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 2: this point.

678
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: It's not destroyed, man, it's melodic. I get to work

679
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: it like an instrument. I learned how to work my

680
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 1: fucking voice, Like Okay, here you go. Oh my god,

681
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you hear. Kevin Smith on The John

682
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: Stuart Show, nineteen ninety four, The John Stuart on MTV

683
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: got it.

684
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 6: Kevin cheers, you're the first guest tonight that will actually finish?

685
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 2: Is that you budget? Let me see it? You really?

686
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 7: You enjoy a good piece of food, sugar, you know what.

687
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 7: I enjoy your movie.

688
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 6: It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a

689
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 6: long time.

690
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 7: The movie Clerks is really fade.

691
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:18,920
Speaker 2: Remember, Oh my god.

692
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 8: Basically I've worked in convenience stirs for about six years.

693
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 8: Oh so yeah, oh and uh it's sooner or later.

694
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 6: I just wanted to get out of there.

695
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 8: And after six years, you have enough to fill one movie, right,

696
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 8: So it came from there.

697
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 7: So these are all things that sort of happened to

698
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 7: you or just sort of taken from there.

699
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 6: Pretty much. Yeah, pretty much. I mean stuff somehow, some

700
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 6: stuff happened, some stuff did very funny stuff.

701
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 7: Here's a quick clip from Clerks right now.

702
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to this man. I don't know this man.

703
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 2: I literally, who the fuck is that?

704
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 1: I feel bad for John Stewart man, like fucking like

705
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: that was what you said. A, that's what I sounded like,

706
00:39:56,040 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: and B that's what a terrible interview I was. I

707
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,400
Speaker 1: always wanted to get out of that store. Man. Everything

708
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 1: was so hard for me gen ICs and it's painful.

709
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: You sound I feel like, yeah, you sound like somebody.

710
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 1: And if I sound like you, bro listen.

711
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,960
Speaker 2: I think your voice is higher than mine.

712
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: That could be.

713
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 2: I think your voice is I feel like if I

714
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,400
Speaker 2: try to think about it, I can figure out who is.

715
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 6: There's a lot of language, graphic sexual.

716
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 8: There's no sex, there's no violence, just like in my

717
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 8: real life.

718
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 6: You laugh, but it's true. No, it was just I

719
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:45,040
Speaker 6: guess there's a lot.

720
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 8: Of language I should can tell by the beets, right.

721
00:40:48,680 --> 00:41:00,080
Speaker 6: Basically, Marx hired that ye hired for the appeal, which.

722
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: You're literally acting like a nineties rock star?

723
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?

724
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's literally exactly how every fucking nineties rock star acts,

725
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,280
Speaker 2: like like they just don't give a fuck.

726
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,800
Speaker 1: They're like, well, maybe it wasn't. It wasn't just the

727
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: rock stars. None of us gave a fuck.

728
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,359
Speaker 2: It was then I guess maybe none of you gave

729
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: a fuck. But that just reminds me of like every

730
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,760
Speaker 2: nineties band interview I've ever watched.

731
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 8: Up because Alan Derschwitz a lawyer that defended class fund

732
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Speaker 8: below fortune.

733
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Speaker 6: So it's me, Klaus. This moment was made for twenty

734
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 6: and seventy five bucks.

735
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 7: Unbelievable, and that was all just pocket six years working

736
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 7: at the convenience store.

737
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Speaker 9: Some of it.

738
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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was just like expectations.

739
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 8: I sold the Comico collection to do that, right, And

740
00:41:47,960 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 8: I had a couple of cars that I lost in

741
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 8: a flood.

742
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 6: And the government gave me insurance money for it, and

743
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,640
Speaker 6: I used that that went to the budget.

744
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 8: We just cut corners and stuff like when we were

745
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 8: we bought the film at the Kodak and they give

746
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 8: you like a.

747
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 6: Fifteen percent discounter. That's nice.

748
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 8: But I didn't have a student ID, so me and

749
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 8: my producer are there and then they're like, where's your ID?

750
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:05,800
Speaker 6: And I turned my producer.

751
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 8: I'm like, you know, Scott, where's your student Id's like, oh,

752
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 8: it's downstairs in my school bag and they so we

753
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 8: just went down to the.

754
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 6: New School for Social Research.

755
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,880
Speaker 8: I applied for a one day course A suckling pig,

756
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 8: got a student ida, went back up, got fifteen percent.

757
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 6: Discount, went back downtown, dropped the course. No suckling pig.

758
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 6: No no.

759
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 7: And it takes a lot of balls to lay yourself

760
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 7: on the line like that, and you know, spend that

761
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 7: kind of money and do it.

762
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 6: But it's a tremendous saying.

763
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 7: Now you're of course you got the big deal with

764
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 7: whatever Disney Spielberg paramount something and a universe millions of

765
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,760
Speaker 7: dollars and going to leave all your old friends behind.

766
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,279
Speaker 8: And yeah, now they're in the green room.

767
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 6: Actually, are they really?

768
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 7: I brought up posse they didn't any of the people

769
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 7: that are in the movie out there.

770
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:47,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's a few of them. Definitely. My lawyer's back

771
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,440
Speaker 6: there too, in case, yeah, you.

772
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 7: Got a lawyer gets in case I take a bunch

773
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 7: or anything like that.

774
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 6: In the sec I'm talking, all right, that's cool.

775
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 7: Have there been like a great response from clerks You

776
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 7: walk in a convenience store and tears in his eyes

777
00:42:58,840 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 7: at the seven eleven.

778
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 6: That is my story. You knowthing like that.

779
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, people see me as some sort of like a

780
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:03,919
Speaker 8: prophet or something.

781
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 6: Now, no, nobody, I mean hardly anyone.

782
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:06,439
Speaker 1: Seen the film.

783
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,479
Speaker 6: Oh it hasn't really a lot of film festival people.

784
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:11,680
Speaker 7: Sorry, that's where the big talk wasn't all that She's

785
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 7: gonna travel around at the festivals and keep it going.

786
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: Yep?

787
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:17,359
Speaker 6: Well, I personally laughed, thought it was a very.

788
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 2: Funny, fie.

789
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 6: I've never heard you speak, Dershowitz.

790
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 7: I'm sure we'll get me off. I don't comment there,

791
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,439
Speaker 7: but but thank you very much for coming by film.

792
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 6: Thanks, lad.

793
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:30,359
Speaker 10: Is.

794
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: I have so many thoughts, that's crazy.

795
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: I don't think you ever just ever say yep, like

796
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 2: you're like, yep, and here's a novel.

797
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: And do you know why? Because I learned from watching

798
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 1: those interviews, I'm like, oh my god, I made that

799
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,760
Speaker 1: dude work so fucking hard.

800
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 2: That's like, you're just like a different human.

801
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: That was me before I knew how to be how

802
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: older either, It is nineteen ninety four and he said

803
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: the movie is just about to come out twenty four years.

804
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 2: I was like, so we were like when I was born.

805
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: I mean five years. Let's Kevin Smith. I was born

806
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 1: That was Kevin Smith nineteen ninety four. So we'll do.

807
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 2: Kevin scared me. You seem like a fucking I don't know.

808
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: I think it was a fantastic assessment in terms of

809
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,399
Speaker 1: you being like.

810
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: It literally seems like a Nirvana interview or something, and

811
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: they just don't give a single fuck. It's crazy.

812
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 1: Here's the You know when I protested my own movie,

813
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: So that right?

814
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 2: So what?

815
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: So I protested Dogma?

816
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 2: You protested It opens tonight and it's already generating a

817
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: huge amount of controversy, and.

818
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 6: So is its creator Kevin Smith.

819
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: That lives right here.

820
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: Ney's New Jerseys Caroline Shively reports on one protest against

821
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: the movie in Eatontown tonight.

822
00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 10: Organizers in Eaton Town and had hoped for hundreds to

823
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 10: join them in the protest against the movie Dogma.

824
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,279
Speaker 11: Instead, they got less than two dozen. But they were

825
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 11: joined by this man.

826
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 10: He wouldn't admit it, but he looked and sounded suspiciously

827
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 10: like Dogma's writer, director, co star in New Jersey resident

828
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 10: Kevin Smith.

829
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 8: I don't think it stands for anything positive.

830
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 6: What is it temper? I don't know, but I've been

831
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 6: told not good.

832
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,279
Speaker 10: The movie follows two fallen angels who try to get

833
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 10: back into heaven and the people who.

834
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 11: Were fighting to keep them out. Thirteenth a possible. You

835
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 11: knew Christ. We're old than twelve months, but lines like

836
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 11: that have many groups angry. And we're here with.

837
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 12: A small number, but we're the church militant. We should

838
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 12: have more Catholics here. If this was a direct attack

839
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 12: again it's Muslims or the Holocaust or the Jewish people,

840
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 12: you would see them outrage.

841
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 11: The protesters didn't seem to slow down.

842
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 10: The number of people pouring into the theater to see

843
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 10: the film.

844
00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: Just makes me want to see it more.

845
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:03,000
Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, if there's controversy about it, I think.

846
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: They might be taking it too seriously. I mean, it's

847
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 1: just a film.

848
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 8: It's it's a comedy, so you really shouldn't take it

849
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 8: too seriously.

850
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 10: The batter between the protesters and filmmakers is sure to

851
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 10: continue for as long as the film runs, but in

852
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 10: the end, this is a fight that might be one

853
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 10: or lost at the box office in Eatontown.

854
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 11: Caroline Shively News twelve, New Jersey.

855
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:27,200
Speaker 1: Smith's Productions actually posts hate mail and receives on its website.

856
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: I honestly think that you protested and pretended to not

857
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 2: be you is probably the coolest thing you've ever done.

858
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 1: I think it's sweet watching your face react to it.

859
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,760
Speaker 1: The internet been aware of that. Ever about every six months,

860
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: somebody on Earth's that and they're like, you know, Kevin

861
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: Smith protested his own.

862
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 2: Movie, but like, pretended to be not you. That is

863
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 2: actually the coolest thing you've ever done. The hands down.

864
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: Kind of shit we did in the nineties. Son. Anyway,

865
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: that's my voice when you were born. You're you're alive

866
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: as to me.

867
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, not that I didn't perspect.

868
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck man? Not that

869
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: I like, I get who you are.

870
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:14,759
Speaker 4: That makes me be.

871
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 2: Like, damn, you're pretty cool. That's that's sick as hell.

872
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: That's honestly really impressing twenty somethings is like my aim

873
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: in life now.

874
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: Pressive.

875
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was fun times. But anyway, the voice,

876
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: that's my voice when you were born, Wow, you were alive.

877
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: You were with Nanna Pop while me and Brian Johnson

878
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 1: and your mom we're at the theater.

879
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:42,720
Speaker 4: That's cool.

880
00:47:42,719 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: As me and Brian joined the line, your mom was

881
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: off like to the side taking pictures.

882
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 2: Really, what you and Malcolm. He said, Brian Johnson, if.

883
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 1: You see in the footage, he's like standing next to me.

884
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, they interviewed me and they're like the lady,

885
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 1: the lady. She got out of the car because we joined.

886
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: I heard it was going to be like fifteen hundred people,

887
00:48:03,360 --> 00:48:06,480
Speaker 1: so I was like, that's everybody in our hometown. We

888
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: got there was only fifteen people, so I joined the line.

889
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:12,479
Speaker 1: We had made signs me and Brian and your mom

890
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: at home at the Ocean porthouse and wrote like to

891
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: hell with Dogma and dogma is dog shit, and we

892
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: took glue and put sparkles on. So we both went

893
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: there with our signs and it was like, you know,

894
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: there was nobody there, so we joined the line. We

895
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:29,760
Speaker 1: start praying, but Brian Johnson he don't know the prayers

896
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 1: and shit. I was like our father Horne him and

897
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:34,800
Speaker 1: he was like our father Jesus.

898
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 2: Her being like, there's this man here who looks oddly

899
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 2: like the director.

900
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: When I saw them pull up, that's so and she

901
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,319
Speaker 1: got out and she looked so disappointed because the lot

902
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: they weren't.

903
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 2: A lot of Yeah, and then.

904
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: Her and cameraman got a car and she's looking at

905
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,759
Speaker 1: her clipboard and then she looked over at us. I

906
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: guess she was trying to figure out what shot. And

907
00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: then she looks at me and then she looks at

908
00:48:58,600 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 1: her clipboard and then she looks back at me and

909
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: she comes over and she's like, are you Are you him?

910
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: And I pointed to the statue of Jesus. I was like, no,

911
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: that's him, Oh my god. And she was like, you're

912
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: not Kevin Smith. I was like no. She goes, can

913
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: I interview you? And I said yeah, and I get

914
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: an interview and at the end she goes, but your name.

915
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: I was like, Brian Johnson really And Momily called me

916
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 1: after it was on TV to be like, Tiger, there's

917
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:32,400
Speaker 1: a boy on TV looks just like you.

918
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 11: Serious. Oh my god, Oh my god.

919
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 4: She believed it.

920
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: She did, oh my god. Because they hear saw the report.

921
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: They're like, he looks suspiciously liked that they couldn't identify me.

922
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 4: There's a guy that looks exactly.

923
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 1: Just exactly Harley, Harley, that's Cooky Man.

924
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 2: I missed. Momily.

925
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: She's the best all right man, passionate ration time. Wow,

926
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 1: that's right, fucking.

927
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 2: Mean flew By so true.

928
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: Now the bar is high. Before you leave this world.

929
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: You got to protest your own movie.

930
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:13,479
Speaker 2: Obviously, passion is finding out you did that. That's just like.

931
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: That makes me happy. That makes me feel that I.

932
00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 2: Don't know, that's like, that's really fucking metal, is cool.

933
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 1: My hope is that I've done enough things and and

934
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: of course cataloged it all and talked about it all

935
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 1: over the place and ship that when I'm gone, you

936
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: will be discovering shit about me until you die. Where

937
00:50:34,640 --> 00:50:36,440
Speaker 1: you're like, I had no idea he did that.

938
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 2: Well, it's like I know, I know you that you

939
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 2: now and like seeing that you was just like I

940
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 2: don't have no idea who that guy is, but like

941
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 2: I hate that kid. I love him to.

942
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: Death because he got me here. But I can't stand

943
00:50:54,040 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: how how fucking I it was era, But yeah.

944
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: That is literally the epito. I wasn't even there, but

945
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: that's the epitome of the nineties.

946
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 1: I remember, like nobody ever there was no class on

947
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,160
Speaker 1: like this is how to conduct an interview, asshole like

948
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: like that. All the interview I did was like based

949
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: on interviews that I had seen.

950
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 2: So crazy, that's literally like the group of that that's

951
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 2: where I wish I was more than anything, like that's

952
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,800
Speaker 2: the group of humans that I feel most connected to

953
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 2: that era. Yes, and to see like you, it's just

954
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 2: like it's so crazy.

955
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: It makes me cringe, Like it's just every every like

956
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: fucking one decent joke and then undercut of like you laugh,

957
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: but it's true.

958
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 2: I mean it's not like the jokes are like, are funny,

959
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 2: but it's more just like, wow, he really doesn't give

960
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: a fuck like when you when you watch watch the

961
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 2: difference is it's not joke. Give oh an infinite amount

962
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 2: of fucks.

963
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: Yeah I couldn't. I couldn't give.

964
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 2: More more fucks possibly.

965
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: But then yes, everything was like do I have to

966
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:15,719
Speaker 1: do this? All right?

967
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,920
Speaker 2: That's just so crazy because it's you really just don't

968
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 2: give a fuck, And like if you watch interviews of

969
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:29,320
Speaker 2: Courtney Love like negative fucks and it's just like crazy

970
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 2: to see you as that, it's really it's really blowing

971
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 2: my mind.

972
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 1: I mean honestly, like kind of blowing my mind. I'm like,

973
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,719
Speaker 1: because you never here's my advice to you in your

974
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:47,240
Speaker 1: free time, Yeah, just google all right, but like Kevin

975
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 1: Smith any particular year and you can listen to my

976
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: voice and attitude change. You can watch me start caring

977
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: and it doesn't kick in for a long time. Though

978
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: I was interviewed so much, so much, particularly from the beginning.

979
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,239
Speaker 1: It's not even like and it's like, I don't I

980
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,920
Speaker 1: honestly don't know why they continued to interview me based

981
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: on that interview, Like what the fuck did that guy

982
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 1: have to offer? I don't know. It's very sweet.

983
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:32,200
Speaker 6: She wouldn't care.

984
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 2: He was he would take a rockster, but now he cares.

985
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:44,920
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be bleeding heart.

986
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 4: Crying so hard and laughing at the same time.

987
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,520
Speaker 1: Joy, I'll take whatever.

988
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 4: Now there are tears coming from my eyes.

989
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:00,439
Speaker 1: This is why you want to go to that Kevin

990
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: Smith club. Kids. You can see the metamorphosis of Harley's

991
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 1: face that she goes from laughter to tears. That happens, oh,

992
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:10,239
Speaker 1: thirty years ago in.

993
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 4: This insane thing where I start crying but then it

994
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:15,359
Speaker 4: makes me laugh that I'm crying, and then it just

995
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:25,840
Speaker 4: looks fucking psychotic. But it's just like, oh no, I

996
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 4: don't even know if I can say it, but it's.

997
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: Just like, well, we're waiting. What is it?

998
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 4: That's like the era that means so much to me.

999
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: That era. Yeah, like the era that I helped define.

1000
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really doesn't like see you be like because I.

1001
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 13: Feel like you don't under you always say like we differ,

1002
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,359
Speaker 13: Like I don't really get. I mean you obviously like

1003
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 13: have your own relationship with music, but like you never

1004
00:54:57,080 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 13: want to make music, but like.

1005
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: Just not that fe was like a musician.

1006
00:55:02,239 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 2: That feels like the like the crossover of like.

1007
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: May I maybe why do you think there's something there

1008
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:15,239
Speaker 1: that that brings you into the mix? Right? Just like

1009
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 1: this here, I'll I have a theory for why perhaps

1010
00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: I am that person and not so much. You know,

1011
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,839
Speaker 1: now I get why I am the way I am

1012
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,399
Speaker 1: now because I'm like, oh my god, I would never

1013
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: dream of fucking taking up somebody's time and not being entertaining.

1014
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: But there were no directors doing press prior you know

1015
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like just so I couldn't. But I'm

1016
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 1: saying like I couldn't look at a director and be like,

1017
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:48,600
Speaker 1: that's the attitude you're supposed to have because there wasn't

1018
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,680
Speaker 1: a lot of it's just for me, it would probably

1019
00:55:52,719 --> 00:55:56,920
Speaker 1: be like, well this is what people like, don't I

1020
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: don't know.

1021
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: Just when I see that, I feel like, I already

1022
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 2: hell sits at the time. It's all It's like, I

1023
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 2: already relate to you so much. But when I see that,

1024
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 2: oh my.

1025
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: God, are you like to Keeople online or were like,

1026
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:14,080
Speaker 1: go back to being that guy you were so cool

1027
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 1: then before you got walk and ship?

1028
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:23,040
Speaker 4: It would it would suck if you were like that.

1029
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: As my dad like, oh my god, if I was just.

1030
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 2: It would suck.

1031
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:30,840
Speaker 1: Dad, I'm having problems, are you? Are you? I have

1032
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 1: brain freeze?

1033
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 2: I fucking suck. But's just like seeing that you were

1034
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:42,719
Speaker 2: like that, we got it, and we got I.

1035
00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,400
Speaker 4: Call this man no passion around.

1036
00:56:45,440 --> 00:56:46,680
Speaker 1: You gotta fashion around.

1037
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, you're never allowed to use this footage because

1038
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 4: look at my face.

1039
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 9: The only people go to see it all at that

1040
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 9: Kevin Smith club dot com. If you want to see

1041
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 9: Harley's We're in this makeup job, go to that Kevin

1042
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 9: Smith club dot com. All right, Passion irration apparently passion

1043
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 9: for you is dad protesting a movie twenty five years ago, Adorable.

1044
00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 9: I was just at the LA Comic Con yesterday and

1045
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 9: I did a panel for Chronic Blunt Punch, the video

1046
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,919
Speaker 9: game that Trevor's friend Justin has been making.

1047
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: For years and looks great. But they asked me at

1048
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,440
Speaker 1: one point during the Q and A though, like, what

1049
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: are your what's the last like video game you played

1050
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,200
Speaker 1: or remember Loving No, that's you.

1051
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 2: I never really that was the last one you played,

1052
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 2: but they.

1053
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,400
Speaker 1: Wanted to know that I played like all the way through.

1054
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 2: Blah blah blah.

1055
00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: I said the Lego Star Wars with my kid. I

1056
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,720
Speaker 1: was like, we never watched Star Wars, but that's how

1057
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: she ingested play Lego Star Wars. We could totally do,

1058
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 1: I kidd, come on over, we have a giant fucking

1059
00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: TV upstairs. But I said, we didn't really watch some movies.

1060
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,000
Speaker 6: But she ingested the.

1061
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 1: Star Wars saga through the Lego Star Wars and people

1062
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: were like, that's so sweet.

1063
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 2: It's true true, Well.

1064
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,240
Speaker 1: That's partly whites, all right.

1065
00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 2: I can't even see.

1066
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: Rashing passion waterproof makeup rashing that you pick up that runs.

1067
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: I'll give you my passion bomba.

1068
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 4: Oh so true.

1069
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 1: I've rediscovered bomba. Do you have it as a gun?

1070
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,919
Speaker 1: Room bomba? Is keep taking It's the peanuts snack now,

1071
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: Like I ain't trying to get political. This is the

1072
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: peanuts snack from Israel comes straight out of Israel. Israeli

1073
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: kids are raised on it, and they say that it's

1074
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: there's no like people in Israel with a peanut allergy,

1075
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:47,280
Speaker 1: because they've raised fucking babies with this bomba. It's got

1076
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:52,400
Speaker 1: like three ingredients maybe four. It's like corn, peanuts, salt.

1077
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 2: What am I start growing about bomba?

1078
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:57,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure you will. She was eating her whole young

1079
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,760
Speaker 1: life and ship, and recently I rediscovered I saw a

1080
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: case of bamba at Ralph's.

1081
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,640
Speaker 2: I told you you go to Ralphs. You always You're.

1082
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 1: Like, Harley had a theory before.

1083
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 2: She was no, no, no, don't say the theory.

1084
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 4: Please, please don't say the theory.

1085
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: I can't wait to share, no, yea. So I pick

1086
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: up a thing, a big old box, a fucking bomba,

1087
00:59:16,680 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: and Jennifer's like, oh these are back. I was like yeah, man,

1088
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 1: And so Harley saw him too, and she was like,

1089
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: give me so many ship. But they're cheese doodles, but

1090
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: without cheese. Made a peanut.

1091
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,919
Speaker 2: My friend had one, like took one the other day

1092
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 2: and was like, oh my god, I thought this was

1093
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 2: going to be cheese.

1094
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 1: I was like, they in their own branded Yeah. Yeah,

1095
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 1: but it's still bomba but oh, I've been having a

1096
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:42,520
Speaker 1: love affair with the bomb So there's my passion. My

1097
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,720
Speaker 1: ration is Birdie being jealous of Lucky. I can't stand

1098
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 1: this ship less of that.

1099
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's tough to say.

1100
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: It's really tough to watch like her get jealous over

1101
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:52,600
Speaker 1: me where I'm like, I am fucking either of you.

1102
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 1: So fucking don't Betty and Veronica this ship? Well, it's true.

1103
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: I mean, wouldn't be worse if I was, like, I'm

1104
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Speaker 1: gonna fuck one of them, Harley, I just don't know

1105
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: which one's nice.

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01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 2: Why does it got to be a topic.

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01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 1: Oh, why does it have to be a topic after

1108
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,439
Speaker 1: thirty years?

1109
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, bro, it's still fine and fascinating.

1110
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,040
Speaker 1: I can't believe you don't talk about as much as

1111
01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: I do, considering you are my kid.

1112
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:25,800
Speaker 2: This bra I told you we have to end my makeup.

1113
01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:29,320
Speaker 1: You didn't write any down, did you?

1114
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 7: No?

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01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: I did. I'm gonna hit you with my passion, passion, irration.

1116
01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 2: Boomers like baby boomers. Yeah, what age group is that? Oh? Well,

1117
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 2: I I honestly I love well, wait, let me look

1118
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 2: up what age it is. I love the elderly. I

1119
01:00:56,560 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 2: love the elderly. Nana par like literally just they're they're perfect.

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Speaker 2: They're perfect, little chair of angels.

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Speaker 1: I love the elderlier so boomers passion, irration, ration, like

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01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,880
Speaker 1: the old people. It's time for the young youth.

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01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 2: This king passion. I love old.

1124
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: People, passion, irration, driving, passion.

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01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 2: I love driving because I listen to music.

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01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: You can do that.

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01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,320
Speaker 2: I just sound like you in the interview. I like

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Speaker 2: driving music.

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01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:27,680
Speaker 13: Yeah.

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01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,520
Speaker 1: No, if you were me in the interview, they'd be like,

1131
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: do you like music, You'd be like, yeah, yep. I like, okay, no,

1132
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: wonder this fucker played silent Bob. Now I sit down

1133
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: for an interview, I'm like, shut up and I run. No.

1134
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 2: Now you're like Seth Myers, here's fire script I wrote,

1135
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,520
Speaker 2: and you don't see a single word.

1136
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 1: I learned my lesson. Every time I see that interview,

1137
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,640
Speaker 1: I cringe. I'm like, God, damn it, somebody was That

1138
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: was like one of his last episodes, and for years

1139
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: I felt like if I'd been better.

1140
01:01:56,560 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: I just can't believe that you pretended to be somebody else.

1141
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:03,600
Speaker 1: So the protest anyways, you think that's metal? Yeah, that

1142
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: star type behavior legendary.

1143
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:07,040
Speaker 2: Blow my mind. Okay, what's the.

1144
01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:12,560
Speaker 1: Next legend uh passion ration guns?

1145
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I mean fucking how why why you

1146
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:17,720
Speaker 2: gotta put me.

1147
01:02:17,680 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: On the spot. I don't think. Yeah, you think the

1148
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 1: n r A audience is listening to the beardless. I

1149
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 1: don't know. But it doesn't have to be political. And

1150
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,160
Speaker 1: ration doesn't mean I don't.

1151
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 2: I don't.

1152
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: Passion means more of this, less than everything else. Ration

1153
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:32,880
Speaker 1: means less of this.

1154
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 2: Ration. Guns scare me a lot. Obviously, they they are there,

1155
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:42,480
Speaker 2: terrible things happened with them. Man, they need to regulated.

1156
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris has a glock.

1157
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:47,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do you know that, but that's kind of metal.

1158
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 2: I just think guns need to be obviously regulated and

1159
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,440
Speaker 2: not like sold to people who are going to do

1160
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,320
Speaker 2: terrible things.

1161
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: Good answer. Now, I'll give you an easy one.

1162
01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:02,280
Speaker 2: An easy lad My god, Jesus.

1163
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:05,959
Speaker 1: You handled that well. I don't think it alienated people.

1164
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 1: And again I'm getting another one star. Yeah, people like

1165
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:14,040
Speaker 1: you took on guns. I thought you handled that senseibly.

1166
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 1: Let's see how to handle this. This is a political

1167
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: hop potato ready, Oh, the cool side of the pillow.

1168
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 2: That's pretty funny. It's not more it's not so much

1169
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 2: about the cool side for me. It's about like the

1170
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 2: soft side.

1171
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,480
Speaker 1: Bro, what are you not a human being? For every

1172
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: human being alive, it's been about the cool side of

1173
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 1: the pillows.

1174
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,959
Speaker 2: Okay, but it's just about which side is the.

1175
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:51,960
Speaker 1: Coolest cool as in the saying hot and I'm sweating

1176
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:56,280
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, not cool like cool yea cool.

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01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 2: But for me, it's more about like the.

1178
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 1: Texture of the texture.

1179
01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,479
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, not the texture. I don't think that's

1180
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 2: the word I'm searching for, but whether.

1181
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: It's soft or not soft. Yeah, that would be texture.

1182
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sorry, Like father, like daughter.

1183
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:22,960
Speaker 1: So that's my last one. Passion irration farting, no passion irration,

1184
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: the cool side of the pillow.

1185
01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:29,480
Speaker 2: Did you hear the noise throat? Oh? Yeah, I think

1186
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 2: I think passion obviously?

1187
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,160
Speaker 1: One four Man. I keep trying to get this podcast.

1188
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,160
Speaker 2: Under you just can't.

1189
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:43,320
Speaker 1: You can't final one. Uh farting passion irration ration.

1190
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:45,360
Speaker 2: What your farts are?

1191
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: Out of my farts? I said, farting in general.

1192
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:54,200
Speaker 2: I don't really fart that much. I burp like a

1193
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 2: really inconceivable amount, but I really don't fart that much,

1194
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,280
Speaker 2: and I and I hate how other people's fart smell.

1195
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:03,439
Speaker 2: And I don't really fart smell.

1196
01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody in recorded history has ever really

1197
01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:12,560
Speaker 1: liked how someone else's farts smell. I don't know, tolerated.

1198
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 2: There are some weird people out there.

1199
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: Well, when I was a kid, when the Internet first started,

1200
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:20,920
Speaker 1: we found Brazilian fart porn. It's just girls farting and

1201
01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: sniffing it. And I was like, are you kidding me?

1202
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:24,240
Speaker 1: This is a thing.

1203
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my mind keeps being busted open tonight.

1204
01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 1: And it was like fucking you know now in retrospects,

1205
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: like they really up the ante uli, like the fart

1206
01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: because they threw it flat out fart noises.

1207
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 13: Like.

1208
01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:43,200
Speaker 1: Even though these chicks weren't like tight cheeked or anything

1209
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:47,760
Speaker 1: like that, like as if it's a pleasure, but like

1210
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:53,280
Speaker 1: the way you would sniff like a fucking freshly baked cake. O. Gosh,

1211
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: Somewhere somebody was like that turns me out, just like

1212
01:05:55,840 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: somewhere somebody could be like I have sex to.

1213
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:05,400
Speaker 2: Why I don't understand. I don't understand you. And good

1214
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:09,200
Speaker 2: night everyone. I'm gonna go wipe off my makeup. I

1215
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 2: cried when I wake. Can you take me to the

1216
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,480
Speaker 2: grocery make did you fart?

1217
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: No, You've got two dogs in this room, and if

1218
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: I farted, you'd know it.

1219
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true.

1220
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 1: Did you? I'm sorry? Do you just sneak in? Will

1221
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 1: you take me to the grocery store and then accused

1222
01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:27,960
Speaker 1: me of farting? No?

1223
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 2: Actually, can you take me to the drag cleaners?

1224
01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: Why?

1225
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 2: Because I need it? I need it.

1226
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:39,840
Speaker 1: I need it. I need to fix the drag c.

1227
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 2: Fart well, then smell it?

1228
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:45,680
Speaker 1: Well whoever smelled it down to it? Bra was that's

1229
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: the rule?

1230
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 2: I don't far Bro, it was you.

1231
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 1: It wasn't me.

1232
01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:54,200
Speaker 2: I tell you, I would.

1233
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 1: Claim to it. Bertie is the one that got up,

1234
01:06:56,040 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 1: so she might have farted and it woke her up.

1235
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 2: It was so bad. Bertie wants to go to the

1236
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:00,680
Speaker 2: dry cleaners.

1237
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:03,200
Speaker 1: Aady wants to go out the bathroom apparently, like, Bro,

1238
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:10,120
Speaker 1: I'm pinching it hard. It's filtering my fart forward. There

1239
01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 1: it is. Kids, You enjoy your beardless stickless, give a

1240
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,800
Speaker 1: beardless sickless thanks to your little fucking host, Harley Quinn Smith.

1241
01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,800
Speaker 2: Please don't watch this video. Just listen to the.

1242
01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:28,040
Speaker 1: You want to see the video. I can't like that

1243
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 1: and like and subscribe and leave a review. Harlie's way

1244
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,000
Speaker 1: into the reviews.

1245
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 2: I'm reading them, so if you're writing them, I'm reading them.

1246
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,000
Speaker 1: I can't live that way.

1247
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:44,280
Speaker 2: I don't know how to read the Spotify ones though,

1248
01:07:44,320 --> 01:07:47,760
Speaker 2: if there are any, but I check the numbers, so uh,

1249
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,960
Speaker 2: you know, I'll be out there.

1250
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 1: I'll be keeping my eye on you. You be liking.

1251
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,760
Speaker 2: In fact, I'm gonna look after this and check in.

1252
01:07:58,280 --> 01:07:58,720
Speaker 1: We're done.

1253
01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:03,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've already checked it. Better, I'll check again. I'm unhealthy.

1254
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:06,959
Speaker 2: I was gonna say I have problems.

1255
01:08:07,080 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: I mean, why I can't just like, hey, we finished

1256
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 1: the show and I enjoy it, and that's good because.

1257
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 2: I have mental health problems.

1258
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:18,120
Speaker 1: If other people enjoy it, I mean, it's tough because

1259
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:21,280
Speaker 1: you need an audience. So yeah, fore feel fore you

1260
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 1: to engage. But just do I approach it like I'm

1261
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,200
Speaker 1: having a good time.

1262
01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,439
Speaker 2: Do I give a ship I'm having I honestly have

1263
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:28,679
Speaker 2: a really fun time recording, except for when I cry,

1264
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 2: and except when you talk about things that I hate,

1265
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:34,840
Speaker 2: like well, things I don't want to talk about with.

1266
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:37,679
Speaker 1: You with me? What do you mean you talk about

1267
01:08:37,680 --> 01:08:40,000
Speaker 1: it with others? And ship? I knew it. You're gonna

1268
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:47,000
Speaker 1: be in bed you can be like do what would

1269
01:08:47,000 --> 01:08:49,160
Speaker 1: it be weird if people listen to beardless stickles be

1270
01:08:49,280 --> 01:08:58,040
Speaker 1: when they were having sex? What the fuck is your problem?

1271
01:08:58,760 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the Windy's Girl.

1272
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:12,679
Speaker 1: Zoo Oh yet it sorry? What you know? My father

1273
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 1: protesting movie in the nineties. He did it was like

1274
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:21,599
Speaker 1: a rock started like creepy love.

1275
01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 2: I'm gonna crying, Yeah.

1276
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I Courtney loved my dad. Where you're going, I'm

1277
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 1: sleeping in the garage.

1278
01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:48,040
Speaker 2: Fuck im out. I'm believing I'm crying again.

1279
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:52,240
Speaker 1: For some reason, Courtney loved my old man, my father.

1280
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 1: That didn't I have an emotional girl? What a roll

1281
01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:59,040
Speaker 1: goes to take away?

1282
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,400
Speaker 2: I'm a bit erotic today, it's time to go.

1283
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 1: I have to go. Kids, there's your beardlessilas this week

1284
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:12,320
Speaker 1: for beardless you have a beardless Nicklas Day.

1285
01:10:24,160 --> 01:10:28,679
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01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:36,240
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1287
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:37,519
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1288
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: Well? Guess what.

1289
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:41,720
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