1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,460 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:07,440 Is this a private obligation? 3 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:09,160 Or do you allow spectators? 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,400 Get the fuck back in your car, old man. 5 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:12,160 Please. 6 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:13,520 Don't let me interrupt. 7 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:14,640 Watch it again and again. 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,640 So where by? 9 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:18,920 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, amen. 10 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:30,400 He fights and runs away. He lives to fight another day. 11 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,640 But it's usually best to face one's destiny. 12 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,320 What you agree? 13 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,520 He was destined for the Olympics. 14 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,040 There's no one more in your national test. 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,320 Until his dreams were shattered by a twist of fate. 16 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,400 What happened was an accident. 17 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,560 It wasn't your fault. 18 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,240 That's supposed to make me feel better. 19 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,560 But one man is willing to give him another chance. 20 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,080 Alex, magic make it. 21 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:55,280 For price. 22 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,080 Our fight is a well paid and very well trained. 23 00:00:58,080 --> 00:00:59,240 I'd like to join them. 24 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:00,560 The come one of the best. 25 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,400 And this is the ring of steel. 26 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,400 That's Jack. 27 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,920 I love Jacky. 28 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:09,920 Yeah. 29 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,040 It's very good. 30 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,040 So far he's the best. 31 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,720 I think Alex could do better. 32 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,760 Alex, welcome to the class. 33 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,920 You're just in time for your first lesson. 34 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,600 Number one, I decide who fights and wins. 35 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,080 Number two, there is no fighting outside 36 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,000 the ring of steel ever. 37 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:31,680 Number three, inside the ring of steel, there are no rules. 38 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,680 No! 39 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:40,600 You can't make me fight. 40 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:41,920 Alex! 41 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,560 What have you done with Elena? 42 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:47,040 There is a lot of stake here, isn't there? 43 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,000 Is it dangerous, man, Alex? 44 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,520 Don't you ever disobey me again? 45 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:54,480 I never do you understand me! 46 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:58,440 Don't underestimate him what he's asking you to do. 47 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,200 If I do, I say and when I say. 48 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:02,880 You'll last a minute. 49 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:04,400 You wish I'll see. 50 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:09,120 He's caught in a deadly game where the winners rule. 51 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:10,920 And the losers die. 52 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,920 [MUSIC PLAYING] 53 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:32,200 Joe Don Beaker, Carol Old, Robert Chapin, Gary Casper, 54 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,080 Darlene Mowell. 55 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:37,320 Death has just become a spectator sport. 56 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:41,640 Ring of Steel. 57 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:45,280 Hello, folks. 58 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,240 It's another Sidby F. podcast, "Burntens." 59 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,440 But the fan's part about this one is this one's 60 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,080 going to be on your main feed, because I'm hoping 61 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,480 to show it in a something. 62 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,960 And I-- yeah. 63 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:01,840 Listen to the Beaker first three episodes that got the other guy 64 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,920 and be had a good time doing crippled theater. 65 00:03:03,920 --> 00:03:05,240 And I would hope so. 66 00:03:05,240 --> 00:03:08,400 And I want to dig in more of those things with him. 67 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,040 So I brought him here. 68 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,520 It's like a twist in his arm, ever. 69 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,840 But Ricky Morgan, how are you doing, sir? 70 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:15,840 Well, it's happened, man. 71 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,920 I'm always glad to be back and hang out with my buddy. 72 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:19,480 Yeah, man. 73 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,680 Be too. 74 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:24,760 You know what I like about what you bring is-- 75 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,960 it's always a shock to me, right? 76 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,600 Because I recently had Dave Z. O'Mycho, 77 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:35,720 and I expected some horror flick, and he picked neighbors. 78 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,200 And that's the way I feel about it every time I get with you. 79 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,720 It's like it's going to be something that is never really 80 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:42,560 talked about. 81 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,200 And that's what I love about it, right? 82 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:49,200 I love not having to do another dawn of the day 83 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,280 or we know what everybody else does. 84 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,880 I like you just bring something up that I'm like, never 85 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:55,360 heard of it. 86 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:56,240 Let's give it a shot. 87 00:03:56,240 --> 00:04:00,080 Yeah, I could have told you, Dave Zeele's 88 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,800 neighbors is one of his favorite things. 89 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,440 It did that-- 90 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:03,920 Yeah. 91 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,880 We had him on the show one time. 92 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,440 We didn't Johnny Dangerously. 93 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,920 And that's one of his favorite things too, so-- 94 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,440 Oh, well, I didn't know that. 95 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:12,440 Oh, yeah. 96 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:13,920 I'll have to hit him up for that one then, 97 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,440 because we've talked about a couple of other ones. 98 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,720 Yeah, I mean, and again, even though we're all kind 99 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,720 of horror fanatics, it all comes from somewhere else, right? 100 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,720 There's these other movies that maybe even lead you in the horror. 101 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:31,400 But we are 80s HBO kids, right? 102 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,840 That's what kind of drives us to finding all these movies 103 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,440 that are sent to Max, whatever you had at the time, which 104 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,600 easily would have been where you could have seen this movie 105 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:43,040 in the time that it came out. 106 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,040 About 1.45 in the morning. 107 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:46,240 Right. 108 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,880 After you made some bad decisions with some friends, 109 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:54,320 let's try not to just film about an underground fighting ring. 110 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:54,820 Yeah. 111 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:56,800 That's original. 112 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Oh, oh, boy, how do you do this, though? 113 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,720 Because-- wait, we get to do-- 114 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,640 Yeah, the reason I want to do this for Ricky is to kind of restart 115 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,560 but not replace our good friend, Johnny Kruegan, 116 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,760 watch something stupid and talk about it, 117 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:14,720 because Sure, Buzz was a lot of fun, dude. 118 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,280 You guys take great chemistry together. 119 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:17,280 Yeah. 120 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,680 I missed that, man, so much. 121 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:21,120 That was my first War podcast. 122 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,280 I've listened to Was Krueganation. 123 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:27,080 He was into it, man. 124 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,080 Yeah. 125 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,440 It was just-- it was the right thing. 126 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:34,360 And you know, I have those thoughts of, I'd love to do a show 127 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:38,360 and cover those kind of flicks, but that one was just special. 128 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,720 I mean, the chemistry there just-- it worked so well. 129 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,480 And so I'm glad that you're trying to carry on something 130 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,800 kind of into spirit of that. 131 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,960 And let's roll, man. 132 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:51,720 Well, the film I chose for this first time 133 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:55,160 go around for this official, unofficial thing 134 00:05:55,160 --> 00:06:00,280 is Ring of Steel from 1994. 135 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,880 This is rated R, I have no idea. 136 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,600 Well, you do see a boob in there. 137 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:04,600 Yeah. 138 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:07,680 It's a pretty, pretty, uh, passionate skin of Max 139 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,840 sexy in this movie. 140 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,080 But in case you don't know what this is, 141 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,120 I will read the plot set options to you. 142 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:18,960 A champion fencer actually kills an opponent in a match, 143 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,560 disgraced his black ball from the fencing community 144 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,560 until a mysterious stranger saves his life one night 145 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,240 from a gang of muggers. 146 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,960 He soon finds himself caught up in a world of underground illegal 147 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:35,720 sword fights, working battles, fight to the death, sometimes. 148 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:38,400 That puts that on there. 149 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,600 Sometimes they do. 150 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:47,480 This is directed by David Frost who didn't do a whole lot. 151 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,560 Did a lot more producing. 152 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:52,320 One of my favorite things on his list is he directed three episodes 153 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:57,840 of mass writer, which is a thing called common writer in Japan, 154 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:01,000 which is where powering just came from basically. 155 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Right. 156 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,920 And those are really cool to watch. 157 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,360 We know a common writer is going to go check it out. 158 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:09,040 I think they're all on the to be, I think. 159 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:11,560 Wasn't he involved with the death stalker stuff, too? 160 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,480 I don't think so. 161 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,320 I thought he was. 162 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,120 I'm going to look right now and tell you, OK? 163 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,600 I thought maybe he directed one of them or something to that niggory. 164 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:24,440 The magic of this man, I guess. 165 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,240 No, I don't see the-- oh, maybe yeah. 166 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,000 Death Stalker and the Warrior from Hell, supervising 167 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:32,840 a producer in 1988, which I didn't even know what that one is. 168 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:33,800 So-- 169 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,960 It's best left unsolved. 170 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:40,040 I know of Death Stalker 1 and 2, and I prefer the second one, 171 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:42,600 other Death Stalker movies. 172 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:47,040 Although you do see which Jason-- 173 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,240 Richard Brooker, you get to see an actual acting girl 174 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,720 in the first Death Stalker movie. 175 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:53,480 I think it is. 176 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,920 But this is written by Robert Chapin and Starring, Robert Chapin, 177 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,440 which I think is a fascinating dude. 178 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:07,200 Actually, he had a pretty big life beyond acting. 179 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:09,800 But the stars, the amazing Joe Don Baker, 180 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:12,400 which come to work for his Joe Don Baker. 181 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,800 Yeah. 182 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:14,680 That's why I showed him. 183 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:17,320 I was like, Joe Don Baker, I mean. 184 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,760 Carol Alt, who is a swimsuit model, 185 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:23,080 who shoot during an actress. 186 00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,000 I know her most from watching wrestling, 187 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,520 and then Thunder and Paradise become on the TV show 188 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,480 with Whole Kogan and a boat. 189 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:34,440 She was the IKD on that show. 190 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,440 Darling Vogel, who, as Elena Carter, who you may know, 191 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:43,840 has punk number three, the Girl Punk, from Back in Future 2. 192 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:49,040 She was in that movie, but didn't do a whole lot past that. 193 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:53,240 Jean-Roy Favourite, Don Stark, plays a cop in this movie. 194 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:57,200 You may know from the evil speak, and tons of other stuff, 195 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:59,920 but Bob from that 70 show. 196 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:00,920 Bob, yes. 197 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,280 Don't forget Switchblade, Sister. 198 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,280 And Switchblade. 199 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,240 He does do some great genre stuff. 200 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,880 He does. 201 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:10,400 But this stars Robert Chapin, who plays our lead character. 202 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,400 Who's not even listed on these top cast, 203 00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:13,400 oh, here it is. 204 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:18,680 Alex Fryer is the guy in question who kills somebody. 205 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,680 And you see Telegraph the mile away, 206 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:25,480 because from starts an offencing tournament, 207 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:30,680 and after the adventurous soundtrack that ensues 208 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:31,920 in this movie, I would replace. 209 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:33,600 Like the way they're going to Swashbucklin. 210 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,600 I'm sorry. 211 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:38,600 Oh, sorry. 212 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,600 No, I mean, you're right. 213 00:09:40,600 --> 00:09:43,800 I mean, this maybe just changes its mind 214 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:47,080 when it wants to be every 45 seconds or so. 215 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,880 So-- 216 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:51,760 It's like insert saxophone interlude here. 217 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,280 Right. 218 00:09:52,280 --> 00:09:55,560 And then insert the Swashbucklin music back in here again. 219 00:09:55,560 --> 00:09:58,240 Then insert the Casio Keyboard soundtrack. 220 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:59,240 Yeah. 221 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,600 And of course, he's Mr. Joe Cool. 222 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,280 He's trying to hit on this girl. 223 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,000 He's trying to show how smart he is. 224 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,000 And of course, he lets you know who he is. 225 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:13,880 He's third time world champion, Fincer, Yada, Yada. 226 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,880 And he's like, hey, can I hit you up for a cup of coffee 227 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,920 later on? 228 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:20,320 Because we know what that means. 229 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,640 So-- 230 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,320 I mean, saxophone saxophone music, brother. 231 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:25,840 Right. 232 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:33,040 But yeah, like you said, he gets in this Fincent tournament, 233 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,720 and he gets up there and accidentally kills the guy. 234 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,880 Or was it accidental? 235 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,560 Well, you see the tip of the sword, 236 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,160 because they're fencing in competition. 237 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:48,120 So the very sharp tip of the sword is covered. 238 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:49,720 But that breaks off. 239 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:52,640 He stabs the guy in the eye hilariously, 240 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,160 because he had a right spot. 241 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:56,360 It's supposed to be an Italian movie, 242 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,000 because he hit the eye trauma right away. 243 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,400 And apparently, you bleed out with that, 244 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,400 because he didn't know. 245 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,960 I didn't ask it. 246 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,360 It's an integral to the plot of the movie. 247 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,400 So I give him that. 248 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:14,760 So yeah, he's down and out. 249 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:19,120 And after a sex or before or after sex, 250 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,520 I forget one, because there's-- 251 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,640 I think this is before. 252 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,320 He hadn't quite hit it yet. 253 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,800 This is precoidous, because apparently, this guy 254 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,560 gets really excited. 255 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:32,400 He's getting mugged in an alley. 256 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,760 And he beats the man that he's called, 257 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,320 Man in Black and the credits. 258 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,520 Our man, Joe Don Baker-- 259 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:40,040 Yeah. 260 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:41,360 --who is also at the tournament. 261 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,360 He's-- oh yeah. 262 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,160 You don't get to see him. 263 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,200 You just see his hand in like a cane, right? 264 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,560 So you know that somebody set this up for this accident 265 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,160 to happen, supposedly. 266 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,200 Very, very studious. 267 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,240 You know, with letting something's going down, 268 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:56,480 I missed that, actually. 269 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:57,960 So thank you for that. 270 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:58,720 Yeah. 271 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:01,160 But Joe Don Baker shows up in a hat. 272 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:04,080 And I think a cape or a duster, perhaps. 273 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,320 I don't know. 274 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,320 But he-- 275 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,320 What is he saying? 276 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:07,840 What does he say? 277 00:12:07,840 --> 00:12:10,520 Something when he gets out of the car is like a-- 278 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,560 you don't have any prospectors here. 279 00:12:14,560 --> 00:12:15,600 Something like that. 280 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:19,840 He pulls out a sword out of this cane. 281 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,800 You know what? 282 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,920 Him in this hat and this duster, 283 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,440 you kind of believe that shit for some reason. 284 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,480 I don't know why. 285 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,320 Yeah. 286 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,920 And you know, you get these thugs 287 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,680 or they're trying to beat up our main character. 288 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,440 Who's really kind of down and out, right? 289 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:35,960 Because he's accidentally killed somebody. 290 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,640 He hasn't really quite got over it. 291 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:39,920 Even though emotionally, he doesn't really show it. 292 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:42,320 But when he talks to the girls, like, 293 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,600 am I supposed to just get over that? 294 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,400 Well, you know, she's trying. 295 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,080 You know? 296 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,800 And so he's emotionally distraught. 297 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,280 And he gets mugged. 298 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:54,720 Joe Don Baker shows up and shows out. 299 00:12:54,720 --> 00:13:00,520 And then you get, hey, if you ever need anything, look me up. 300 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,520 And he gives him this card. 301 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:04,320 It says, "Circle of steel." 302 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,320 [LAUGHS] 303 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:09,720 I think a rainbow steel. 304 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,000 And then our hero joins the men in black, you know? 305 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:13,600 Yeah. 306 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,560 Manel, man. 307 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:15,960 That's the end of the movie, by the way. 308 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,120 He joins the men in black. 309 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,480 But no, it's not the end of the movie. 310 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,600 Yeah. 311 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Yeah, yeah. 312 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,360 What do I do next? 313 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,040 I'm a fresh little sword fighter. 314 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,040 You know, how about to get a job, buddy? 315 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,040 But no. 316 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,080 Or I'll just go upstairs and have sex with this woman 317 00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:30,960 that I just met a little while ago, you know? 318 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:31,960 She's ended with that one. 319 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:32,960 So she's-- 320 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:33,460 Sure. 321 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:33,960 Oh, yeah. 322 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,960 I guess it's consensual. 323 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:35,960 Yeah. 324 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,120 Like you said, you get the cinema sex 325 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,120 I phone going on. 326 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,920 You get the light-- 327 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,920 real light blue lighting going on. 328 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:43,680 Yeah, man. 329 00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:44,760 It's happening. 330 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,080 You can see some nip, but not a lot of nip, you know? 331 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,520 Because this is why this is right at our. 332 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:53,880 This is, I guess, what you come for, but not really. 333 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:54,880 Yeah. 334 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:55,880 Yeah. 335 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,240 I mean, you know it's going to happen, 336 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,400 because it's just a requirement in these kind of movies. 337 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,240 But it's really not what you show up for. 338 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:06,120 What you show up for is Joe Don Baker acting like Joe Don King. 339 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,440 Yes. 340 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,160 That should have been his temporary name for this movie, Joe Don King. 341 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,480 Yeah. 342 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:15,960 And this is right in the action of '94, where 343 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:21,440 Joe Don King was doing this thing, making all stupid money 344 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,440 with the boxing. 345 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:23,040 Yeah. 346 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,040 Yeah. 347 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,040 Yeah. 348 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:29,480 So you've got an underground tournament of people sword fighting. 349 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:34,120 So you're basically taking in or the dragon and blood 350 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:36,560 sport and fencing. 351 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:37,400 [LAUGHS] 352 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:41,720 Cape Rian Fencing is very important to the plot, you know? 353 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:43,560 And this is what you get. 354 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:48,000 I mean, it's an underground kumatay with swords, you know? 355 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,680 We're sometimes-- well, one guy that we'll talk about, 356 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,840 you know, who's their champion, Jack, played by Gary Casper 357 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,800 in this movie, who's done-- 358 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:58,600 who's working on the base. 359 00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,440 It still works today. 360 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,840 He was just unsupergirled a long go. 361 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,760 So yeah. 362 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:09,280 This is the tough man that the champion of the Ring of Steel. 363 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,720 So he's all in for killing people and destroying them 364 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,000 in any spot. 365 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,520 And he's got a buddy he makes, because he's just 366 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,360 the bigger bandit. 367 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,600 He is Brian, played by Jim Peary. 368 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:26,520 Their fight is spectacular. 369 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:31,880 But what differs this from other tournament fighting movies 370 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,920 is the stupidity, but you're really all 371 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:39,600 in to what's going on here, because you have one fight, 372 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:45,160 where it's like a brutal high kicking martial arts 373 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:49,200 with a sword and a shield moment. 374 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:52,720 And they have Alex and Brian's fight, which 375 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,400 is this big old pirate musical thing. 376 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:59,080 Where Brian's jumping into the crowd, 377 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,320 like taking drinks from women and stuff like that. 378 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:02,920 Yeah. 379 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,920 It's showboat, man. 380 00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:05,080 It's showboat. 381 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,040 Yeah. 382 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,880 Yeah, I mean, of course, that's that setup, too, 383 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,400 that you get from, well, enter the dragon, Mortal Kombat. 384 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:16,080 And take your pick of any tournament movie where you 385 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,160 and another guy become pals, but eventually, 386 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,720 you're going to have to fight each other, right? 387 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,560 Same thing in killer, be killed. 388 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,600 Like I said, pick a tournament movie. 389 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600 This is going to happen. 390 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,360 You're going to end up having to fight when your buddies. 391 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,840 And they're going to force you, oh, need to fight to the death. 392 00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:31,200 These other fights, it didn't matter. 393 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,200 But this one, you got to fight to the death, you know? 394 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:36,880 So, but they don't really fight to the death. 395 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:37,720 So-- 396 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,760 Because their fights are breaded for the theatrics 397 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,760 and the entertainment. 398 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,880 And with this crowd of people, I 399 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:47,880 to mention this is your classic, you know, 400 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,720 The Man in Black, Joe Don Baker has a dance club 401 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,160 with the elevator that goes all the way down 402 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,480 to go fight this tournament ring. 403 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:59,520 And the people that are watching this, 404 00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,080 you know, they think they'd be out of for blood. 405 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:02,560 But they're really into this. 406 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,360 These two dandies fighting each other 407 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:06,320 with a sword and puppy shirts. 408 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:07,480 Yeah. 409 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:08,600 Yep. 410 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,960 It was like they went back and captured some pirates 411 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:14,240 and said, all right, let's put them into a ring, let them go. 412 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:18,000 And, you know, the other guy is probably 413 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,240 my favorite character in the whole movie, 414 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,040 because he's having fun, right? 415 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,080 He said it's the whole thing where Jack is supposed to fight. 416 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,840 And he sends the chicken out there instead. 417 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,880 And, you know, there's a lot of fun stuff like that that 418 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,800 happens in this, too. 419 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,800 And again, like I said, that creates that friendship 420 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,520 between our main character and him. 421 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,360 And eventually, you got to bring that to halt, right? 422 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,240 Because Joe Don King Baker can't have that. 423 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,360 He's got control, everything including it, which 424 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,080 is a goofy aspect. 425 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:49,560 I love about this movie, you know, to keep Alex our hero 426 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,080 into the tournament. 427 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:53,440 He kidapses a girl for no reason. 428 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,560 And puts her up in the penthouse, you know? 429 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:59,320 Yeah, you could have just paid him like a lot of money. 430 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,040 And he would have just probably stayed, you know? 431 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,600 But no, we got to take-- 432 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,040 we got to do it by force, you know, 433 00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,880 because that's kind of people we are here. 434 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:08,880 So-- 435 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,000 See, another fighting movie like this, 436 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,560 she should have been possibly sexually assaulted or tied 437 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,040 to a chair or something. 438 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:16,040 Right. 439 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,000 No, she just lived in an up-and-up care-all department, you know? 440 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,120 Yeah, she's just hanging out. 441 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,440 What's the order of some Chinese food, you know? 442 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,600 Even like when they meet each other, she's like, 443 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,240 I'm not that much distress, actually. 444 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,200 I'm kind of having a good time, you know? 445 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,040 [LAUGHTER] 446 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,280 But dude, when we get to get to this mess with this fighting 447 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,720 stuff, he says, two more matches. 448 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,680 Sure you do, guy. Sure you do, you know? 449 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,720 [LAUGHTER] 450 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,880 And of course, when it's all said and done, 451 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,960 I mean, and that's the thing. 452 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,960 Joe Don Baker is pretty much playing all these guys, right? 453 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:53,000 And what he says goes, and the rules for this are kind of like 454 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:53,960 fight club. 455 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:58,040 I mean, there are no rules. 456 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,120 He basically tells of that. 457 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,560 Yeah, there's no rules for this. 458 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,960 You're in there and you fight to win. 459 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,560 And you fight to the other one's ceases. 460 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,840 And in some cases, it's going to be to the death. 461 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,920 And that's kind of how this thing rolls. 462 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,920 And obviously, when you see them teamed up 463 00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,040 and who they're fighting each other, 464 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,840 you know if it's going to be to the death or not. 465 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:25,560 And of course, Jake, Jack, can't stand him because he's 466 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,160 the main guy, right? 467 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,280 Nobody takes my spot. 468 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,480 So you've got that bad blood already there. 469 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:33,920 And that gets escalated as we go along. 470 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:38,360 So, you know, Jack wants to be Joe Don Baker's number one man, 471 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,360 which he is, but he wants to stay there. 472 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,240 He doesn't want this new guy cutting in on his action. 473 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,680 And it just goes bonkers, man. 474 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,080 I mean, to lead up to, you know, it's going 475 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:52,240 to be the big fight between those two. 476 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,320 But they don't really stay in the ring. 477 00:19:54,320 --> 00:20:01,320 No, they get out of the ring and go fight once 478 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,880 the building catches on fire and fight in the flaming building. 479 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,120 And I was one of those things where everything happens 480 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,000 at the right time, right? 481 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,040 Because the cops show up. 482 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,320 They start busting the place. 483 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,120 They're trying to arrest everybody. 484 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,600 But, you know, Jack's got dude's girlfriend by the neck. 485 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,080 And he's taken off with her. 486 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,360 And he's taking a chase in after him. 487 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,400 And then they go to this other part of the building 488 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,800 and it ends up being, I don't know, 489 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,680 whether making metal or something. 490 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,800 I don't know, because there's a lot of fire and lava. 491 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:34,040 And that's the sword smell right there. 492 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:38,800 I'm sure the weighted scene that we did not see, you know. 493 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,200 He just happens to be attached to this nightclub. 494 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,680 It has a fighting ring underneath it. 495 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,520 So I don't know, man. 496 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:49,720 Maybe Joe Don Baker, his character, the man in black, 497 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,160 had a little more action going on just that he just did 498 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,440 this stuff for fun. 499 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:57,320 His real money was the metal plant next door. 500 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,040 Well, you know, you had to make those fancy swords, 501 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,000 you claim belong to Charles II and stuff like that. 502 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:03,840 Right. 503 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,360 Yeah, he's got the collection to try to woo our hero. 504 00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:10,760 And hey, this is how cool what you're getting involved in is. 505 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,520 It's not just killing people. 506 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,320 It's, hey, we get these cool swords. 507 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:18,920 You could use my fancy swords from the 18th century, 508 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,120 which you know, if you're going to have guys killing each other, 509 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,560 you know, I was very fighting to the death. 510 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,640 Why would you let me use like these priceless swords? 511 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,680 I have no idea. 512 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:30,600 I just, I'm sorry. 513 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,240 No, he's going to ruin the swords, man. 514 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,680 You're going to ruin the swords. 515 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,320 Yeah, use this $15 one that I just made, you know. 516 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:41,200 I will say, you know, one guy in this movie 517 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,240 you had a pretty fast and career besides Joe Don Baker. 518 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:47,200 It is the big guy that the front that comes in from the Renaissance 519 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,440 fair to be a sword fighter. 520 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:52,040 And that's one scene. 521 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,560 Travis Buchana is the actor's name. 522 00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,720 And he's been all over the special in John Rostov. 523 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,920 He played the clown, the fatter clown character 524 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,840 and bad memory churns. 525 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:08,000 He was in Roadhouse. 526 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,800 He played the big hairy gang Roadhouse. 527 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,720 Well, twice dead, which is a fun horror film. 528 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,200 It's pretty stupid. 529 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:16,560 That's all my list to do. 530 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,160 It's cheerleader camp, which is a stupid fun horror film 531 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,480 to do. 532 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:23,320 Hamburger the motion picture, people. 533 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:23,920 Come on. 534 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,480 Yeah. 535 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:29,360 Yeah, he's in some stuff. 536 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:34,120 But that guy, he makes the mistake of saying, well, 537 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,280 I'm just going to go fucking tell all about this place. 538 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:40,000 It's a room full of tough guys. 539 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,640 Yeah, I don't go over where I get this butt kick because he 540 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:46,280 thinks he can compete with these guys that are real swordsman 541 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:50,320 against a guy that pretends to be a swordsman. 542 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:51,480 Yes, quite comical. 543 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,560 He gets spanked by that. 544 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:56,320 To put it in perspective, if you watch any of the cobra 545 00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:59,000 cast off, he's basically stingray, except stingray 546 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:03,120 is a lot much much cooler than this guy is. 547 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:06,280 He gets spanked by a bar, a bar, a jack, our, our, our foil 548 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:10,240 in this movie with this, I guess, and like bamboo sword or 549 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:10,760 something. 550 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,760 It's pranks the swords. 551 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:12,760 Yeah. 552 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,760 So it had to hurt like a motherfucker. 553 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,760 Oh, yeah. 554 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760 Those things still hurt. 555 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:16,760 Yeah. 556 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:17,760 Here comes Alex. 557 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,760 Get our hero room. 558 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:19,760 It's a good time. 559 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,000 You know, just more reason than want to kill Alex. 560 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:25,280 And just building that tension, which is one thing this movie 561 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:27,600 does as well is building the tension between those two. 562 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,680 Because he's just taken away jacks. 563 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,000 So a thirst for blood there. 564 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,080 And he did it as a jacked or like that, man. 565 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,080 Right. 566 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,240 And that's, again, that's, that's the setup, right? 567 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,760 There's for the most of the story, it's pretty predictable, 568 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:44,080 right? 569 00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:46,320 Because like I said, we've had all the tournament movies 570 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:49,360 and it's pretty much the same setup. 571 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:51,600 It's just that got some weird little quirky things that 572 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,960 happen in it that really sets it apart. 573 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,320 And the fact you got Joe down making it here that's supposed to be 574 00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:58,440 the puppet master of all of it. 575 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:02,000 Yeah, that's that's what makes it kind of unique. 576 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,360 But the story is the story. 577 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:08,160 And by the end of it, instead of it being like this big sword 578 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,000 fight thing at the end, which you still kind of get, it almost 579 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,960 becomes more a arrow fling. 580 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:16,480 It becomes more swashbuckling for some reason. 581 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:17,800 And then it turns into die hard. 582 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,360 [LAUGHS] 583 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:24,040 I mean, that goes to our star here, who was also the writer 584 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:30,120 of this movie, Robert Chapin, who, if he read into his career, 585 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:34,480 before this, he was like a professional Renaissance 586 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,800 fair person. 587 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,880 They had a jousting team and everything. 588 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,920 So he was all in with the sword fighting stuff. 589 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,560 So if anything, it's choreographed very well. 590 00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:48,040 And I think he had a lot to do with that. 591 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040 Yeah, probably so. 592 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,960 Because you could watch a film where guys are swinging swords 593 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:52,480 at each other. 594 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,280 They're going to be real sloppy. 595 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,480 This looked like it has some thought 596 00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,720 behind it that the fight scenes with the churns. 597 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,720 Yeah. 598 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,520 That's probably where they spent the money, right? 599 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:06,640 Because the rest of it's just the typical tournament setup. 600 00:25:06,640 --> 00:25:11,520 Not near as many people as in a normal tournament-type movie. 601 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:16,120 But at the same time, these guys do a pretty good job 602 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:21,800 with handling the swords and the choreographie, like you said. 603 00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:25,760 But yeah, when you get to the big finale, 604 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,840 it just kind of-- 605 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,640 it changes gears a few times because they 606 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:34,120 fight on that kind of catwalk-suspended walkway 607 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,280 that they've got over the flames that 608 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:38,840 are burning for some reason in this building. 609 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:40,800 Yeah, it's on fire, for sure. 610 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,960 So they're fighting, and then he kicks Jack off of there, 611 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,320 and you think, OK, he fell to his death. 612 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,520 I mean, it's a long way down. 613 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,800 It looks like a good, what, 30, 40-foot drop. 614 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:54,560 And you think, OK, he fell into flames. 615 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,680 He's dead. 616 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,480 Well, no. 617 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,280 So now the flames are getting higher for some reason. 618 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,760 So we've got to do a swashbuckling Luke Skywalker-- 619 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,280 rep my belt around this cable. 620 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:11,080 And we're going to slide down it to the other side, 621 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,120 go on top of the roof. 622 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,320 Guess who was there? 623 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,320 That's right. 624 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,000 Jack. 625 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,400 Jack's still alive. 626 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,760 But the hevery-dewel-go-way is still alive 627 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,600 and on this bridge over here. 628 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,000 Jack is back, baby. 629 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,120 Which is a great part of that movie. 630 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,640 It's something to do about. 631 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,440 Didn't you always want to be a pirate or something? 632 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:30,240 You're like five minutes, and he wraps that chain around 633 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,120 that cable, and it looks good. 634 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:35,640 The slide down the cable with the chain. 635 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,520 Yeah, it works. 636 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,360 And that's what I mean. 637 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,440 Everything works in this movie. 638 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:43,000 It's almost not-- you can tell it wouldn't 639 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,920 tend to be a bad movie. 640 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,760 Which no real bad movie is intended to be a bad movie. 641 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:50,240 It just turns out that way. 642 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,760 But it's a slotted flick. 643 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,160 And but it's just got these quirky things. 644 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:58,720 Like I said, you get the big finale fight scene, I guess, 645 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,320 on the roof of the building and the cops. 646 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:02,520 Everybody are down at the bottom looking up 647 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,640 and seeing what's going on. 648 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,280 And then all of a sudden, things change gear. 649 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,840 And the building's going to explode for some reason. 650 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,320 And they jump off like it's die hard in land on a-- 651 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:17,360 they've got a catching platform there for them. 652 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:21,680 You know, how did they know those people were going to be on the roof 653 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,440 and were going to jump off and have that thing blown up in time? 654 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,640 Well, the cops were there. 655 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,480 And the fire was flaming. 656 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,120 So I imagine the firefighters had something for them 657 00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:33,880 to either climb on or jump down on. 658 00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:38,400 I don't know what the budget was for their giant poofy 659 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,760 inflatable thing. 660 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,160 It's a legit one. 661 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,000 I mean, it's the one that they kind of use. 662 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:47,320 So I imagine the firefighters knew 663 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,680 they'd be folks trying to get out through windows or whatnot. 664 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,760 And so I'll give them the placement of this giant poofy air 665 00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:57,160 thing. 666 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,320 But what happens before this is spectacular 667 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:02,120 because one of the rules, the man of black 668 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:05,920 has-- nobody fights outside the ring of steel. 669 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,160 So he finally shows up in the end of this movie. 670 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:12,760 Stix is his sword came through Jack and says, I told you 671 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:16,200 I don't know fighting outside the ring of steel. 672 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,600 So he's living by his convictions. 673 00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,400 And he wants Alex to be his champion. 674 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,800 And Alex isn't going for it, of course. 675 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,520 So one of the biggest baller moves of this movie is like, 676 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,600 I don't know how to weigh out. 677 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,600 He walks through the door. 678 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:34,440 Is it the flame shoot up behind him like he's the devil? 679 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:37,560 It's a great shot of this movie. 680 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,920 And then after the building has burned down 681 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,120 the stuff, you get that flash Gordon ending, right? 682 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,720 Yes. 683 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,800 The sequel they never showed up because out of the ashes, 684 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:51,200 you see this rapier or long sort of something. 685 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,880 And somebody's hand-- somebody's glove hand picks it up. 686 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,120 It's like, yep, we're talking the sequel to the ring of steel. 687 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,200 And I probably would have been there for it. 688 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,400 I'm not going to lie to you. 689 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,520 Rings of steel. 690 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,440 Rings of steel. 691 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,000 The follow-up, yeah. 692 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,600 I probably would have been there for it. 693 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:10,680 I'm not going to lie to you. 694 00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,440 I can't say this is high class cinema. 695 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,600 But I did enjoy my time with it. 696 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,840 Because when I said we're going to do this Ricky, 697 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,760 I said, what is it? 698 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,480 I think it's definitely unique. 699 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,120 You know, it was for this kind of movie. 700 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,840 It's taking something that you've seen several times. 701 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,920 And it's pretty predictable. 702 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,760 But at the same time, like I said, it just 703 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,320 does these little things that just make you OK? 704 00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,160 All right. 705 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,360 I'll give you that. 706 00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,400 Yeah, that's for sure. 707 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,880 I mean, this is made-- 708 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:42,840 I guess post those kind of movies. 709 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:47,920 And sorry if my cat's making noise, she's in the room with me. 710 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:52,160 I'll blame it on Dutch acid in post-production. 711 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:54,400 But yeah, this is made a bunch of times. 712 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:56,800 You can watch death warrant and lion heart, 713 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,920 or pick your Jean-Claude Van Damme, Turner movie, 714 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:04,160 The Quest, Kickboxer, Blood Support. 715 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,120 There's more than that. 716 00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:06,760 King of the Kickboxers. 717 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:10,360 They made a bunch of these in the '90s and late '80s. 718 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,440 But this is like on the back end of those. 719 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,560 And I think that this guy's passion for first sword play 720 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:19,760 and run us on shit. 721 00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,400 It sort of translates a well to this kind of movie. 722 00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,040 But it didn't go all in. 723 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:25,760 Right. 724 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,280 Yeah. 725 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:31,160 But it went all in enough for me to say, hey, I enjoy my time with it. 726 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,760 And I'm all there for the Joe Don Baker, 727 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:38,280 the rise of the man in black top. 728 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,720 Do you have to give credit to the cast here? 729 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:44,200 Because if the cast wasn't solid enough, 730 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:47,040 this could have been a very low grade movie. 731 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,920 So you kind of have to hand it to that. 732 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,640 It's a solid group. 733 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:54,280 It's like you did a masters with our friend Dan Bone. 734 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,880 And one major fascinating thing I found out about it 735 00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,760 was the reason why the sword play looked sort of decent 736 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,200 is because the guy that played Blade 737 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,680 was like a professional horse master and swords master. 738 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:12,080 You didn't see a lot of horse play in that movie. 739 00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,800 Not only do you like the goofy stuff, 740 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,640 but like any horse is at all in that movie. 741 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,920 But the fact this guy has some kind of two-dowage, 742 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,880 and that sense, that's kind of-- 743 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,920 I'm sure it made those scenes a little bit better. 744 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,240 I'm sure he helped out with that. 745 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,240 Yeah. 746 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:31,240 This guy being what he was, I think that it 747 00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:34,160 had to be better than it would have been. 748 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:38,880 And it's also a look at the different styles of fighting 749 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,040 to, especially with the sword, because you got the samurai sword, 750 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,760 you've got the swashbuckling thing, 751 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:50,080 you've got the strict fencing approach to that you have. 752 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,120 So it's almost that the whole idea of what Bruce Lee was doing 753 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:57,960 with the end of the dragon was exposing all the different styles. 754 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,440 And the best style is the culmination 755 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,840 of all of them together into one style. 756 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:05,160 You're still getting that thing, even though it's not 757 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,640 heavy-handed in it. 758 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:10,160 You still see it, because when Alex first gets in there 759 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,160 and starts fighting, Joe Dott and I were going to say, 760 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,800 just do what you do. 761 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,640 Don't try to change your style. 762 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:18,640 Do what you know works for you in the fencing world. 763 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,400 And when he starts doing that, then obviously, 764 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,440 it starts working for him. 765 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,840 So you get that speed on it as well. 766 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:27,200 I have to mention this clip. 767 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,720 Look for him this time around. 768 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:35,120 Judo Jean Lebel, the legendary fighter and trainer 769 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,840 who trained many, many people for anywhere 770 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:44,240 from Roddy Roddy Piper to Raudy Ronda Rousy to so many people. 771 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,840 He shows up at this movie with some kind of bodyguard or something. 772 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,840 If you don't know who Judo Jean Lebel is, 773 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:54,280 this guy was stretching people into his 80s. 774 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,360 And he was a real tough dude. 775 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,120 I think he died last year, which is-- 776 00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,040 He lived a good life. 777 00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,200 So there's that. 778 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,680 And that's pretty cool. 779 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:09,040 It's like when Frank Duke's shows up in Highlander for no reason. 780 00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,640 Hey, that's Frank Duke's in the car. 781 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,840 That's an tournament to action other movies. 782 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,200 But I don't know if it was a nice touch to throw a true blue 783 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,640 tough guy in this movie. 784 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,760 You know, just kind of slumbered in this movie if you will. 785 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:28,040 But I have to ask you any final thoughts 786 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,480 that you have on this movie. 787 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,960 What would you give it one to 10? 788 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:34,840 One to 10? 789 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,080 I'll probably give this a six. 790 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:39,800 It's a little better than just average to me. 791 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:44,920 I mean, it is entertaining, even though, like I said, 792 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,120 it's very predictable. 793 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:48,120 And I think that's something that kind of keeps it from getting 794 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:49,080 in the higher. 795 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,960 And it just kind of ramped things up towards the end. 796 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:55,160 You knew that somebody was going to come up and stab Jake, 797 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,640 but you just weren't sure who it was going to be. 798 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,720 So when it happens, and you see his Joe Downback, 799 00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,960 he's like, all right, I'll take that, right? 800 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,000 Because he's Joe King. 801 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,040 I mean, Joe King. 802 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,400 Don King. 803 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,960 That's his character in this. 804 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:12,360 And nobody's going to mess up his game. 805 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,480 You're just the parts that play in the game. 806 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:16,000 He's running this thing. 807 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,640 He'll care if it has to. 808 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,560 And I think that's really what drives this thing 809 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,600 more than anything else. 810 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:25,320 And the fact that, you know, would he actually let Alex go? 811 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,160 That's where you need the part, too, right? 812 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,800 So I don't know. 813 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,160 I'd say it's a six. 814 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,960 Yeah, I'm right there with you within six. 815 00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:33,440 It's better than I-- it's better than, you know, 816 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,960 middle of the road. 817 00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,280 I had a good time with it, you know? 818 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,040 I'm not like an ironic way. 819 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:43,240 I mean, I love goofy films like this. 820 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:48,440 And this one, it was not your average, you know, kick and punch. 821 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:51,000 You know, I'm going to rape your girl. 822 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,320 Hell, they put up a nice apartment, you know, for Christ's sake. 823 00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,320 Yeah. 824 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,520 It's like, dude, we're not going to hurt your girl. 825 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,200 We're just going to put her up for a while. 826 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,200 Yeah. 827 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,200 It's just to keep her. 828 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:01,200 You heard her arms length. 829 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,480 And so you'll fight for me, you know? 830 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,000 And it's just, yeah. 831 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 Because he was really excited about doing this whole thing. 832 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,480 This whole ring is the old thing. 833 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,480 Right. 834 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,480 This murder that happens in the opening fight scene. 835 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:19,200 Yeah, six out of ten, I recommend it. 836 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,860 I want to say, and I'm going to look right now, 837 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,160 real fast while I'm recording this. 838 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,400 I should just support this might be on YouTube. 839 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:26,400 I-- I watched it. 840 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:27,240 It's on YouTube. 841 00:35:27,240 --> 00:35:28,240 That's where I watched it. 842 00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:30,320 I watched our friend's video service. 843 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,400 He has it on there. 844 00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:32,880 But you can find this on YouTube. 845 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,320 And I recommend going to check it out. 846 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,280 Because it says that kind of, you know, early '90s, 847 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,800 left over from the late '80s action movie. 848 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,280 That's got a unique change to it. 849 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,920 And yeah, check it out, man. 850 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,040 Show enough. 851 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,840 I don't know how often we're going to do these. 852 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:53,760 I would hope I get together with Ricky Lee's couple weeks. 853 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,360 There were a couple weeks, uh, do we do what are these? 854 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,160 Or however-- 855 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,000 You're going to shot. 856 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 However often he wants to do these. 857 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,640 Say it because I'm always down. 858 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,560 But I would let him pick the next one, which he don't know 859 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,400 if that's going to be yet. 860 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,120 But we'll let you guys know. 861 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,040 Something he'll be able to discover. 862 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:14,080 I'm sure he's been Jones and the Dew on a show like this. 863 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,280 And-- 864 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:19,280 Which you're coming up, man, you're always rolling, you know, 865 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:23,840 in your car recording episode of Dr. Movie. 866 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,640 What fun greatness is coming up on that, brother? 867 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:31,600 Well, as far as Dr. Movie goes, of course, 868 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,880 it depends on when this one actually comes out. 869 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,880 But I just finished. 870 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,000 I've got a whole week that's going 871 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:42,000 to be called Batcrap Crazy, which is just a group of five movies 872 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,440 that are very, very hard to even explain, which is like Demon 873 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:53,520 Wind, the visitor, shocking dark, the boxer's omen, 874 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,280 and then Court-Syhouse joins me in. 875 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,320 We do a phenomenon together. 876 00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:04,760 And outside of that, I'm looking at the entire list of movies 877 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,200 that are considered the demons. 878 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,200 I call it the Demon Saga, right? 879 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,520 Because it's not really a series. 880 00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:13,640 It's just a group of movies that people decided, hey, 881 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,440 these first two are really popular. 882 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,760 We'll just call this part three. 883 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,480 And people will go see it, because the other ones 884 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,240 are so popular. 885 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,880 And that just got way out of hand. 886 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,000 And you got all the way down to 10 movies, 887 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:31,480 even though there's actually 15 movies, something like that. 888 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,960 There's three part threes. 889 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,120 That's the problem. 890 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:34,960 Yeah. 891 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:39,560 I rewatch demons too recently, because I love the whole switch 892 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,360 of that from the first one. 893 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:45,680 And I come to realize that I've talked about this for not, 894 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:50,560 that the girl and demons too becomes the initial demon. 895 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,200 All those folks had the reason to die, 896 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,640 because they played the classic age old tale 897 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,040 of we have relatives over, and they don't 898 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:00,840 fluck them leave their house at the time you want to leave. 899 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,760 She didn't want those people in her apartment. 900 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,000 They died for that reason. 901 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,800 So if you're that person that sticks around to 11 o'clock 902 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,200 a night at a house party, the company, your company, 903 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,120 and they want you to go home, you're 904 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,960 hosting my trip to demon and kill you. 905 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,000 Just think about that next time. 906 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,000 OK? 907 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 You know? 908 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,640 And the thing about Dr. 909 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,960 Movie is it's genre free. 910 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:26,280 I mean, I'm jumping from that to old classic exploitation 911 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,520 flicks, just did vanishing point. 912 00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,920 And the next movie was battle beyond the stars. 913 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:36,760 I mean, it's all over the place, just like me. 914 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,480 And so that's going on. 915 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,800 Hell, me and we're still going. 916 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,360 It's just hard to get together and do anything. 917 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:45,120 We're supposed to be doing Logan's run really soon. 918 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,640 And it's just kind of hard for Danny and I to get together. 919 00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,320 And he's got a lot going on. 920 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,760 So we'll get it when we get it. 921 00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,960 Well, I can't wait to hear you talk about Jenny Aguider 922 00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,000 and bot. 923 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,360 OK, I can't wait to hear about this. 924 00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,040 I've been talking about Jenny a lot here lately. 925 00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,840 She's been in two or three movies that's just popped up recently 926 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,520 on Dr. Movie. 927 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,640 I'm like, wow, she just keeps showing up. 928 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,400 And that's not a bad thing. 929 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,960 I've never seen walk about, but she's naked throughout most 930 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:09,960 of it. 931 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,720 So maybe I should fix that problem. 932 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:13,240 Do you ever see Equus? 933 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:14,160 No. 934 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,160 Oh, man. 935 00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,320 Is it like a horse thing or something? 936 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,240 Man, you want to talk about a messed up movie. 937 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:20,640 He's based on a play. 938 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,640 OK. 939 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,160 That movie is messed up, man. 940 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:28,480 Equus, you know, I want to say I want to say I would recommend it. 941 00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,840 But it's a one time watch. 942 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,600 You probably won't ever want to watch it again. 943 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,600 Not because it's bad, just because it's like you just kind 944 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,600 of have to shake it off. 945 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:38,920 The soap is our-- 946 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,280 You know, that's what I love to do. 947 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,440 What shows with you is that you'd 948 00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,000 ever been about just horror films. 949 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:47,160 And I always told folks, you know, I admire my friends 950 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,880 that you just horror podcasts. 951 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,920 But I might hate myself and the bad for being 952 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,000 a sticker one genre. 953 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,280 And I can never do that. 954 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:53,800 Yeah. 955 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:54,800 You can't do it. 956 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:55,800 You can't do it. 957 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,400 There's many sides to all of us. 958 00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:58,960 It's just like music. 959 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:00,840 I mean, you can't just like-- 960 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,160 I mean, we gravitate towards one style of music. 961 00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,120 But it's all influential. 962 00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,280 It all affects each other. 963 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,960 And it's all building blocks. 964 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,480 And I love how things go together, right? 965 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,240 It's just like you recognize people even 966 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:22,160 in going back to Bob from this one that was in Switch Play 967 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:22,480 and Sister. 968 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,760 I mean, it's all relative. 969 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,560 And there's no reason. 970 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:31,000 You can't like steak and cheesecake. 971 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,600 Yeah. 972 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,440 I always tell folks that three ninjas 973 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,640 knuckle up is one of the greatest genre cast-- 974 00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,760 I should have been a genre cast, ever. 975 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,320 Because Don Stark is in that too. 976 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,680 With Charles Napier and a couple other folks 977 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,200 that you see in genre stuff like, oh, 978 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,520 who's in this movie again? 979 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,560 That's wild. 980 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,240 That's really wild. 981 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,080 But yeah, we'll end this now here. 982 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,840 We're going to hang up our puffy shirts for the day 983 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,720 and our fancy pirate swords. 984 00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:01,680 And we'll see you all again next time. 985 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:06,200 Hopefully we'll soon with another burnt ends episode. 986 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,000 We might call something else labor. 987 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,760 But right now, it's a free burnt ends episode on the Legion 988 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,600 feed. 989 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:14,640 The other ones are on Patreon, obviously. 990 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,920 So if you haven't done that, they-- 991 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:17,760 They-- 992 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:18,760 They-- 993 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,760 They-- 994 00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,280 They go spend your two bucks a month 995 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,320 and go support our great-- 996 00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,320 a group of entrepreneurs, our great-- 997 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:30,400 a group of creators and-- 998 00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,080 lead-- Patreon.com/legionpodcasts please. 999 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,800 Yeah. 1000 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,200 They'll write this one up. 1001 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,640 And we'll see you all next time.