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well hello All You Beautiful

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People you know what time it

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is ladies and gents Guys and Dolls and

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everyone in

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between gather around get you something

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real nice to sip on and comfy to slip

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on cuz it's time for smut Club here's

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your hosts Elsey and

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Hannah hey everybody and welcome to smut

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club I'm Hannah and I'm Chelsea and this

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is the podcast where we are two licensed

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therapists who sometimes daydrink

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sometimes don't and review trashy

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romance novels review romance novels of

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varying caliber yes varying levels of

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trash yes yeah um it's funny cuz I

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joined like a Facebook group that's like

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in my Kindle girly era or whatever I'm

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like I'm very like I want to see what

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sort of recommendations people are

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giving and things like that and there

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was one and the girl was like recommend

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the smuttiest of the smuttiest smut

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you've ever smutted a smut like I want

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the dirt okay and then people are like

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have you read Denna vipers and I'm like

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oh this was the one that I was like

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these are our people cuzz everything

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else on there is like like a court of

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thorn and Roses I was going to say were

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they like a court of thorns and Roses

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there's like two sex scenes in that

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maybe or uh Lucy scores knock them out

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is that am I getting that series I don't

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know uh I think I think that's right I

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feel like those are the general

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recommendations so when it was the

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smuttiest smut and going through the

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list I was like

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oh I agree with several of these and

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then there were some I'm like really

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that's not that smudy I was like have

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you read altered by fire

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have you read priest we haven't done

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that one we haven't reviewed priest it's

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on my list though yeah yeah we should do

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that one soon we maybe we will maybe

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maybe we will but what are we doing

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today oh great question today we are

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doing ice Planet

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barbarians by Ruby

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Dixon and Dixon being D IX o n mhm mhm I

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grew up with a bunch of people that

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their last name was like d i k s o n so

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just in case you wanted to look this up

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wanted to make sure you had the proper

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spelling of Dixon because there's more

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than one ice Planet Barbarian so we want

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to make sure that you get the accurate

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author information if I had a nickel for

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every time I picked up the wrong ice

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Planet Barbarian

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series I would be

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Nicholas nicholus

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nickelby I'm so sorry okay anyway that

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was a very Niche joke that I just made

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for all our PBS girlies out there but

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anyway I was going to say that's a deep

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cut in the best way not mad at that one

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at all okay so ice Planet Barbarian is a

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dual point of view but honestly for the

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most part it doesn't really yeah so we

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start with Georgie she is from Orlando

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Florida hey um but she has been abducted

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by aliens sure yeah that feels like a

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thing that happens in Orlando you know

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you're not wrong but it does also seem

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like these aliens were just like going

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around the US finding just plucking yes

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humans cuz there's like another girl

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that the second book in the series is

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about Liz I think she's from like

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Oklahoma or something there are like 20

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books in this series that's somebody

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series and it was like 19 and they were

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like I might not be ready for that I

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will say all of them well at least I've

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read the first two so I'm making an

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assumption here but they they all seem

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to be standalones from what I've read so

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need to you're not missing keep pushing

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forward I'm like oh I can casually pick

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up whenever I want and go forward and so

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while it is a long series I wouldn't let

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that hold you back because like this

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book is like 180 Pages oh okay yeah

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that's a nice easy like weekend read or

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whatever 1,000% I like I read this one

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and then I think I read the second one

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in a day like just very easy reading um

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but going back because Georgie has been

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abducted by aliens and that is a bummer

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for her

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um well said I was just thinking um I

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grew up with a Georgie in Orlando and so

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I'm like hey girl like maybe I should

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hit her up and make sure she's okay like

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did you happen to do you know Ruby Dixon

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hey G you're right

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like youall have to let us know if you

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get a response I'll find out cuz

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actually well so Georgie wakes up on the

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ship and the there are other women in

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the hold with her and they're like don't

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scream like it angers the aliens [ __ ]

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does not go well yep we've been abducted

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but we need to like be smart while we're

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here sort of energy m well at least

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they're not alone like they have like

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each other I guess yes and there's one

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girl I think maybe the first one

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abducted Kira they uh installed a

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translator on Kira's ear so they can't

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communicate with the aliens but through

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Kira they can understand what the aliens

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are saying okay um which is how we come

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to find like that they are human

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Smugglers and this is their trade but

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they actually have girls in like stasis

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pods if you will so there are some that

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like oh so these were like the main

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cargo and then you just like saw us and

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just went sure we'll take them as well

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like they're it's like when you're at

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the grocery store and you have your list

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and it's like your meat and veg that

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you're supposed to have and then you're

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like you know what I would also like

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some crackers and like you just pick up

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you just pick up the crackers cuz you're

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there you just fly over Orlando and see

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what crackers are available

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Georgie I feel like Georgie would be a

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but that feels that feels right in my

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heart um yeah so we have Liz Kira there

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are a couple other girls their names

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they get their own books at some point

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it doesn't really matter for now um but

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the ship as like time is going on there

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is increasing turbulence with the ship

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and like there's a girl there's a new

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girl at one point she cries and then

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gets sexually assaulted by the aliens

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yeah like really not a great situation

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and Georgie's like hey guys there's a

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lot of us and there's like two aliens

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right let's band together and like we

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can provide ourselves safety so then

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facto leader of the group and by that

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they're like working on like luring an

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alien like

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into their cell yeah I guess holding

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area uhhuh and uh but then all the other

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girls are like we are going to let you

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take this ge's like damn it I'm weak too

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like we're all like underfed and

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dehydrated on this ship but sure so like

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she tries to like to throw like the [ __ ]

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bucket at him but it's like too weak so

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it just kind of like gets everywhere

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instead but as this fight is happening

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and the turbulence is increasing you

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commencing and then they just start

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falling and then they're like prepare

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for re-entry we're about to crash and

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not the people who stole them okay

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different alien race so the aliens that

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stole them were

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basically like Pirates Who had extra

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booty and they were like we're going to

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sink so throw it over yeah like we we

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got to cut the weight somewhere and we

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we can come back if if we make it

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through yes kind of like uh like Firefly

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if you yeah a I know right that's

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exactly I just got

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so just got so wistful about it I tried

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to get Vance to watch it with me cuz I

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and I I just think like too much time

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had passed and like he's like I don't

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this isn't really Landing for me the

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same way and I'm like that's a for you

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Perfection yeah I'm like no notes except

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on a couple episodes but outside of

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no notes and we all know I'm obsessed

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with Alan tud I was about to say Alan

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Tuda can do anything he wants

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anything as wash a oh okay well anyway

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I'm going to get in a funk now so we're

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on the planet so we're now on the ice

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and uh all they know is that like part

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of their ship kind of got peeled back in

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in the crash and so they like see snow

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coming through it's cold they have like

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enough rations and supplies for like one

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week and they're like we aren't going to

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survive past that and so Georgie's kind

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of like she broke her wrist in this fall

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at some point oh also she did manage to

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kill the guard oh like I think he like

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she got his gun and then like hit him

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over the head with it cuz she couldn't

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figure out how to shoot it but then just

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like kept bashing his face in until like

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the other girls were like hey girl he's

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dead you got him yeah we're all safe now

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clothes and is going out to try and find

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means of survival um and there are two

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sons in the sky on this planet and so

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the girls in the ship like what do you

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see she's like do you remember Star

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Wars they're like like Hoth and she's

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like yeah but we're not on Hoth so they

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just call it not ho is how they refer to

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the planet the whole time that's really

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yeah I'm not going to lie for being like

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alien romance there are a lot of really

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endearing things through it in a way

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where like Little Star Wars

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references it's just very cute um she

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goes to find water and finds this like

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warm stream that has like these bamboo

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shoots and so she's like she grabs the

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bamboo and then like kind of looks down

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and realizes it's like attached like a

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fanged fish that then like tries to like

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whoops yeah so she's like ah this is not

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going great and she like then gets

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caught in a snare and she like the exact

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quot I put it down me I'm just a

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Floridian in a stolen space suit with no

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weapons and a busted wrist I know how

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this is going to

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end

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like she's like

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I you know In fairness to her

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like walking around somewhere and sudden

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finding yourself attacked by something

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with a lot of teeth and then stumbling

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into some kind of illegal hunt trap is

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very

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Florida like that's very classically

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Central Florida you know

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it yeah you're not you're not wrong I

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know it's really

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unfortunate

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I I've tried to rain it in but for a

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while anytime I saw a Florida meme I

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would just send it to Hannah but I was

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like they also all felt accurate in a

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way that I was like damn it the best one

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the best ones are the Publix's ones yes

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no doubt no

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doubt uh I saw like a random ad out of

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the corner of my eye that was just the

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table scape of a party and I went went

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this feels like a public ad it does it

287
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was one like how did you know like

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there's just an energy about public

289
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table Escape there's a vibe to a public

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right I'm like I don't know what you

291
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want from me um so Georgie passes out in

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the snare that captures her but she's

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like okay so if I just got caught in a

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snare there are signs of intelligent

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life right on this planet so that will

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maybe work in our favor we now switch

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perspectives we meet

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vectal v e k t a l

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vectal okay how would you say it I

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wouldn't say it at all

301
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but but I'm like it's rude not to call

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people by name

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Hannah

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well I feel like I would need to come up

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with a nickname for

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him because I feel like that's a

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playground bully situation waiting to

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happen vectal rectal is just on the

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table he's 7 ft tall and has horns and a

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tail I think he would just kick the

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playground kid's ass

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it's a fair point I still wouldn't want

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to say it I think vectto can take care

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of himself in that situation we're not

315
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concerned for veto's well-being

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really I mean hear me I am concerned for

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his well-being I just also think he can

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hold his own noted okay yes okay so we

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care but we're not worried because he

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he's got it he's very capable

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noted he is the chief of his tribe

322
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sure and so he owns he was the one who

323
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set the Trap and is the owner of the

324
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Trap he said it and he cuts her down and

325
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then he immediately like starts VI like

326
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his chest starts vibrating is he purring

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for her yes he immediately his kooy nope

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k h

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UI K Hui okay some of the girls refer to

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it as a

331
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cooie okay but you're kooy uh

332
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immediately starts resonating in him and

333
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he's

334
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like it's like been dormant inside me

335
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for so long and it but it starts

336
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vibrating when it recognizes its

337
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mate and so it just like starts singing

338
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when it sees her and he has he's like

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this is a very flat-faced creature that

340
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I found flat-faced creature at one point

341
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he's like I find her beautiful flat face

342
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and all

343
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he's an alien Hannah they have different

344
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appearance

345
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expectations they have a lot of ridges

346
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humans have very soft

347
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bodies ruffles have

348
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rges yeah they do and they are also

349
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delicious

350
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okay of all of the things we've

351
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reviewed of all of the

352
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books no no no

353
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I'm looking at your face going but it's

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not

355
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flat like you have cheekbones in a nose

356
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like I don't and eyebrows like that's

357
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not flat I think eyebrows are pretty

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flat no I mean you know what I mean I

359
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guess like the little bone now I'm just

360
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poking around my face you're brow bone

361
00:15:54,199 --> 00:16:01,079
yes brow bone cheekbone nose bone chin

362
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bone Yeah but I also say all things

363
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considered those of us without

364
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exceptionally Jewish noses I almost said

365
00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:14,639
I wonder if he would say I would had a

366
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flat face I don't think so I think uh in

367
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difference of

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races all humans have comparatively flat

369
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faces okay the comparatively part is

370
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helpful okay I'm on board

371
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now I like that I had to throw that word

372
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out even though the whole time like

373
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they're separate races I almost said

374
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like H I don't know that I would be

375
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considered a a flat

376
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facer is that being like a flat

377
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earther

378
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yes but more

379
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anti-semitic okay we're fine

380
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everything's fine we're good we're

381
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good so Vel is like

382
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I'm not quite sure what this being is

383
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but it's clearly my mate and like we are

384
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now attached and it is mine to keep and

385
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:14,000
protect and she is very fragile and

386
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small and I need to take her to one of

387
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the hunting caves and like get her warm

388
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and like get her safe at this point see

389
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,880
to her right she's been in this snare he

390
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doesn't know how long

391
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yes so when when they get in the cave he

392
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ends up taking her clothes off to check

393
00:17:27,199 --> 00:17:31,840
her over and know notices that like

394
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she's really smooth and hairless and

395
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he's like except in two places on top of

396
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her head and between her legs how

397
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adorable like okie dokie the uh the

398
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alien's experience of observing a human

399
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for the first time was very endearingly

400
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written oh okay yes where he's just like

401
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huh isn't that charming and like on to

402
00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:59,840
the next thing and you're like like lots

403
00:17:56,679 --> 00:18:02,240
of curiosity and like

404
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:07,600
how adorable and flat-faced and you're

405
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:10,760
like okay thanks bro love you too not

406
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quite the same but in the slightly like

407
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minimizing capacity um we were having

408
00:18:14,799 --> 00:18:18,400
some family Hangouts last week and then

409
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I was talking to my nephew who's in high

410
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,640
school and I was uh we were just talking

411
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about what he wants to do and be and

412
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,000
he's super into photography right now

413
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,480
and then I was telling him about the

414
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,480
Journey of like becoming a therapist I

415
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was like well you go for your bachelor's

416
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and then you go for your Masters and

417
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then once you get your Masters you have

418
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to do like so many supervised hours and

419
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then this and that and the other and

420
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:44,679
then you can call yourself a licensed

421
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:46,799
clinician and this fool who I adore with

422
00:18:44,679 --> 00:18:49,159
every fiber of my being just goes wow

423
00:18:46,799 --> 00:18:52,520
all that for just a

424
00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:55,120
therapist and I was like yep all that

425
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:57,159
for just a therapist all that to just

426
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:59,720
sit and

427
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listen that's what you do

428
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,000
right all you do is just sit and let

429
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:07,559
people tell you things right you just

430
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:10,200
nod and say how does that make you feel

431
00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:12,480
right and please hear me I was not at

432
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:14,559
all up like it one of those I'm like you

433
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:16,880
have no idea what you just

434
00:19:14,559 --> 00:19:20,360
said Gless his heart yeah I was like

435
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:22,559
cool cool cool cool cool thanks bro I'm

436
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:25,480
officially no longer cool in my nephew's

437
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:28,200
esteem got it I don't know if I've been

438
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:30,320
cool in his esteem for a while but I

439
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,000
wasn't probably wasn't helping my cause

440
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:34,000
I think I lost out with mine when they

441
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,240
were like six and seven

442
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:38,760
probably yeah like in my head I want to

443
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:42,440
be the cool

444
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:45,360
ant I'm not though yeah I don't I think

445
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:47,760
that's just more in my like in my heart

446
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:49,720
what I want to be versus accepting the

447
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:52,559
reality of what I am which is I'm not a

448
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,640
regular ant I'm a cool ant like that's

449
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:57,840
100% if I tried to be the cool ant

450
00:19:55,640 --> 00:20:00,520
that's the energy I would give nobody

451
00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:04,200
wants that

452
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:07,440
um I my old boss when I lived in

453
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:10,159
Nashville her niece worked on our team

454
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:11,600
and I guess like our boss was the cool

455
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:14,400
aunt in their

456
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:16,960
family but was like super etchy and like

457
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,720
one year like bought all of them

458
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:21,880
vibrators for Christmas and didn't tell

459
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:24,480
anyone and just like let them all open

460
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,400
them sure and she just thought it was

461
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:27,720
the funniest thing that she'd like

462
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,200
pulled that one over and I'm like oh so

463
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:31,240
this is your cool ant

464
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energy right it's like being like the

465
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:37,520
edgy cool ant right okay I'm like wow

466
00:20:36,159 --> 00:20:40,039
feel like there's a lot of different

467
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:41,919
cool ant hats and like lanes that you

468
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:44,159
can choose

469
00:20:41,919 --> 00:20:46,919
mhh I think you're right it's a choose

470
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your own cool ant Journey yeah I feel

471
00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:49,880
like some people play the cool ant where

472
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:53,039
they're

473
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,760
like I'll slip you a drink like right

474
00:20:53,039 --> 00:20:56,720
like that sort of cool ant versus the

475
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:59,640
ones that are just like I don't know

476
00:20:56,720 --> 00:21:00,960
feel like my ants are cool because

477
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:03,679
we can just sit and have like really

478
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:05,240
lovely conversations M absolutely that's

479
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,679
what makes them a cool ant not because

480
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:09,720
of like the bells and whistles just

481
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:12,880
because of like showing up and being

482
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:14,600
present yeah which objectively probably

483
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,000
isn't that like like that's the cooling

484
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,440
I want to be which is probably why I'm

485
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:20,360
not the coolant I'm like just sit and

486
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:22,640
tell me your feelings but how are

487
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:27,120
you and they're like tell me your hopes

488
00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:30,919
and dreams Chelsea calm down

489
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:32,440
please whatever back to vectal so he is

490
00:21:30,919 --> 00:21:33,960
inspecting her to make sure that she's

491
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:35,919
okay yes he's inspecting her to make

492
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,480
sure that she's okay he keeps noting

493
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:42,240
that how like smooth and hairy she is

494
00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:43,640
and then he gets a whiff of her genital

495
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:46,360
region I wouldn't say she's a rouse

496
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:49,520
she's passed out uh but her natural

497
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:51,559
scent speaks to him and he just starts

498
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:55,760
going to town and just starts eating her

499
00:21:51,559 --> 00:21:58,039
out so it's a bold open yes because we

500
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:59,600
now go back to Georgie who's like I've

501
00:21:58,039 --> 00:22:02,559
had I've been having the weirdest dreams

502
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:04,600
lately I was abducted I'm have someone

503
00:22:02,559 --> 00:22:07,200
going down on me right now and then she

504
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:09,640
like reaches down and like feels his

505
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:13,640
horns and she's like oh this is real

506
00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:16,320
this isn't like okay oh this is actually

507
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:19,600
happening okay that the alien Smugglers

508
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:23,760
were also real none of this was a

509
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:25,000
dream um so he continues to go down on

510
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:27,880
her and she's like well this feels

511
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:29,960
really good and we're already here why

512
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,320
why stop him now we're just about to get

513
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:35,279
to the good part and then he finds her

514
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,640
[ __ ] and she like moans and he pauses

515
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:39,000
cuz he's like oh like what did I just do

516
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:42,120
that she like really liked and then he

517
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:45,120
like spreads her around her

518
00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:48,279
[ __ ] and looks at her amazed and he's

519
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:50,159
like what like wow what is this thing

520
00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:52,679
and is like very into it later in the

521
00:22:50,159 --> 00:22:54,279
book he's telling the other men in his

522
00:22:52,679 --> 00:22:56,880
tribe about it and he's like and they

523
00:22:54,279 --> 00:22:58,919
have three nipples the third is between

524
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,200
their legs they're like what third

525
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:02,600
between the legs why is it there and

526
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,679
he's like I don't know but she's really

527
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:07,799
she really

528
00:23:04,679 --> 00:23:10,919
likes okay that's weirdly cute that's

529
00:23:07,799 --> 00:23:13,159
how most of this book is it's like I

530
00:23:10,919 --> 00:23:16,279
don't want that to be cute yeah it's

531
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:19,400
like very begrudgingly yeah yeah so he's

532
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:21,840
just like Amazed by this third nipple

533
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,320
that sure yes and then he's like all

534
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,880
right I'm going to flip her over and

535
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:28,000
like we're going to mate now and she's

536
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:30,200
like what like you going down on me was

537
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,320
one thing who even are you yes I don't

538
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:34,600
know you I'm and so she like kicks him

539
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:36,799
in the chest and then it goes back to

540
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,880
him and he's like it's almost like she

541
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:41,640
doesn't want a

542
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:43,480
mate why did she why would she kick me

543
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:45,159
it's like she doesn't want me to like

544
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:47,279
mate her right now or something and

545
00:23:45,159 --> 00:23:49,960
you're like you read that right my dude

546
00:23:47,279 --> 00:23:51,880
yeah yeah good job consent matters it

547
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:56,720
does every

548
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:58,840
time um but then he also realizes and I

549
00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:01,640
forgot this like at some point with in

550
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:06,400
this he has realized that she does not

551
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:09,200
have a kooy or a Coe or whatever it

552
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:11,919
is just every time you say that word I'm

553
00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:13,919
going to get that weird smirk on my face

554
00:24:11,919 --> 00:24:19,039
cuz I'm trying not to giggle every

555
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:20,919
single time that is a fair assessment KY

556
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:24,039
which

557
00:24:20,919 --> 00:24:27,600
um the planet is uninhabitable if you do

558
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:30,480
not have a koi so like you will die over

559
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:33,159
time huh um which we like get more

560
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:35,640
detail about as the book goes on so it

561
00:24:33,159 --> 00:24:38,000
is a little like clunky because you like

562
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:39,640
when it's his perspective you he's

563
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:41,279
talking about it and I'm a little bit

564
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,080
like I don't really know what this is

565
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:45,799
but there is more explanation later in

566
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:47,240
the book but he's like telling her he's

567
00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:49,440
like I know you don't have a Koy but we

568
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,880
will get you one like and just talking

569
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,399
to her and she's like I have no idea

570
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:54,200
what you're saying we don't speak the

571
00:24:52,399 --> 00:24:56,559
same language she's like your tone seems

572
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,039
nice I guess like right and so then

573
00:24:56,559 --> 00:24:59,679
she's like all right well trying to

574
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:01,799
figure out how to communicate so she's

575
00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:03,640
like trying to share her name and he's

576
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:07,480
trying to like give his and she's like

577
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:10,559
Georgie and he's like sh she she's like

578
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:15,039
nailed it and he's like VL and she's

579
00:25:10,559 --> 00:25:17,240
like hapal and he's like close enough a

580
00:25:15,039 --> 00:25:20,360
so they do get better with the names

581
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:22,640
throughout the book um it's also funny

582
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:24,960
because whenever it's from his

583
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:27,320
perspective and she's speaking to him

584
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:30,320
he's like what's this weird language

585
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,320
with no vowel

586
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:35,000
cuz I think their vowels are like more

587
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:37,000
like guttural if you will so whenever

588
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,240
she's speaking to him like you can

589
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,320
figure out what she's saying but it's

590
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:45,399
like written with like no vowels like

591
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:47,840
and like Words jumbled together but

592
00:25:45,399 --> 00:25:50,120
you're like some [ __ ] like things like

593
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:51,919
that and you're like oh so he has no

594
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:55,679
idea but you can figure out what she's

595
00:25:51,919 --> 00:25:57,679
trying to communicate a um her stomach

596
00:25:55,679 --> 00:26:00,480
starts rumbling and he tries to give her

597
00:25:57,679 --> 00:26:03,520
his Trav rations uh

598
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:05,039
which do not taste good she's like the

599
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,520
kindest thing I can say about them is

600
00:26:05,039 --> 00:26:09,760
that they are disgusting she starts like

601
00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,799
like puking and she's like I'm gagging I

602
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:14,039
cannot eat this and he's like but you

603
00:26:11,799 --> 00:26:16,120
need to eat and she's like not that I

604
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:19,960
don't right and she's like I would love

605
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:20,960
some water and so then as they start uh

606
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:24,559
no no

607
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:26,679
wait I'm getting my my bits of the story

608
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:29,279
confused the food didn't taste good he

609
00:26:26,679 --> 00:26:32,360
gives her water uh and then he gets her

610
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:35,480
all cuddled up in The Furs to to stay

611
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:37,440
warm and she falls asleep and like it's

612
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:41,039
a it's a nice moment where she feels

613
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:42,720
safe um as they're leaving the next day

614
00:26:41,039 --> 00:26:45,760
he he's giving her a piggy back ride

615
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:48,120
because he's 7et tall and the snow is

616
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:50,320
very deep and he's like we'll just move

617
00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:53,760
faster if you're on my back you weigh

618
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:55,200
nothing right we've got this y sorry

619
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,799
Vance didn't mean to hit my mic with my

620
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:59,960
hand I was trying to push my hair behind

621
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:59,960
my ear

622
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,399
whatever these things happen um as they

623
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,919
are going on this as they are leaving

624
00:27:06,399 --> 00:27:09,480
the the cave and starting their Journey

625
00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:10,919
she's realizing they're going the wrong

626
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,640
way and she's like no we need to go up

627
00:27:10,919 --> 00:27:16,080
the mountain and he's like no we need to

628
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:17,480
go down the mountain and she's like and

629
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:19,120
he doesn't understand why she's so

630
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,520
adamant about going up there's all those

631
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:23,440
women up there like yes which like she

632
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:25,279
has no way to communicate to him at this

633
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,679
point but so they kind of like get to a

634
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:31,279
point where he's trying to get her food

635
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:34,240
and she's like okay once we get food can

636
00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:37,120
we go back up the mountain

637
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:40,320
um so he's like no problem and that's

638
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:44,440
their compromise he is catching some

639
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:47,679
like smaller beast and is uh his people

640
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:50,000
eat their meat raw and so he's like

641
00:27:47,679 --> 00:27:52,440
giving her what he thinks are like the

642
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:55,720
choice Cuts yes and he's like oh this is

643
00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:58,320
like the best part and she's like no

644
00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:00,799
what is this I cannot and he's like why

645
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:03,279
doesn't she want like he's just trying

646
00:28:00,799 --> 00:28:04,880
so hard to provide for his mate and the

647
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:08,799
new love of his

648
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:10,919
life very cinnamon roll yes and she has

649
00:28:08,799 --> 00:28:13,880
no

650
00:28:10,919 --> 00:28:16,039
idea she just like sees him being sweet

651
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:17,039
but like like he gives her the food she

652
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:20,840
starts

653
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:23,000
gagging like whoops poor

654
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:26,760
guy

655
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:28,200
um they then go to a come like upon a

656
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,640
stream again and like she's like okay

657
00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,399
well there's running water it's clearly

658
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:35,760
warm so like it should be drinkable but

659
00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:38,279
then he's also watching her and is like

660
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:40,120
she has no concept of safety on this

661
00:28:38,279 --> 00:28:42,320
planet and like the threats like he's

662
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:44,559
like I've clocked like three different

663
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:47,799
animals in different places watching us

664
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:50,240
on this journey and she has no awareness

665
00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:52,880
and he's like even like the kids in our

666
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:55,519
tribe know not to like Touch the Water

667
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:58,799
right and so when she starts to go he

668
00:28:55,519 --> 00:29:01,760
like pulls her back and throws like a

669
00:28:58,799 --> 00:29:03,919
stick into the water and all of those

670
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:06,760
Fang eating fish just like descend upon

671
00:29:03,919 --> 00:29:08,760
it and she's like whoops holy [ __ ] I

672
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:11,159
would have been dead in like 5 Seconds

673
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:12,640
yeah so he ends up throwing some berries

674
00:29:11,159 --> 00:29:15,480
in the water that like apparently the

675
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:18,159
fish hate the smell of and it'll be a

676
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:19,760
while before the fish come back so

677
00:29:18,159 --> 00:29:22,320
they're able to bathe and he like shows

678
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:26,279
her how to use the berries as like soap

679
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:28,360
as well um but then also when they get

680
00:29:26,279 --> 00:29:30,799
out of the water she's like it's nice to

681
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:33,960
be clean but also it is an ice planet

682
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:39,000
and I'm very cold and now my hair is

683
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:41,360
frozen so not quite sure if the tradeoff

684
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:43,640
may have backfired a little bit yes but

685
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:46,640
also while they're bathing Georgie's

686
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:48,840
like oh wow I was unprepared for he he

687
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:51,760
has ridges everywhere didn't dawn on me

688
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:54,840
he'd have them on his penis as well like

689
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:57,039
he's just a rigged fellow a rigged

690
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,320
fellow

691
00:29:57,039 --> 00:30:01,600
sure for her

692
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:04,799
pleasure as it should

693
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,279
be um so after they're bathing she's

694
00:30:04,799 --> 00:30:09,480
like will you take me up the mountain

695
00:30:06,279 --> 00:30:11,799
and he's like no and she's like all

696
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:15,039
right I got to use my my womanly ws and

697
00:30:11,799 --> 00:30:18,960
she's like hey vectal do you know how to

698
00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:22,360
kiss kissing is a New Concept to him a

699
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:25,000
very into it though I bet he's like

700
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:28,360
what this [ __ ] is the

701
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,840
tits hell yeah and so she's like jokes

702
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,720
on you I'm into that right and she's

703
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:34,799
like all right if you take me up the

704
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:39,720
mountain I'll give you more

705
00:30:34,799 --> 00:30:39,720
kisses uh and he's like

706
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:44,640
okay she found the cheat

707
00:30:42,679 --> 00:30:46,840
codes to the

708
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:48,519
alien I think it's a pretty easy cheat

709
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,279
code I was going to say maybe not just

710
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:54,279
to the alien but

711
00:30:50,279 --> 00:30:59,360
like most heterosexual men I

712
00:30:54,279 --> 00:31:02,080
think yeah any ego stroking or yeah

713
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,200
physical stroking is a

714
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:06,399
he is probably going to yield the

715
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:08,000
results you're looking for

716
00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:10,000
yeah

717
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:12,240
yeah I was just thinking the fact that

718
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,120
my husband said this morning that there

719
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,720
are almost no problems that a little

720
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,720
dick can't

721
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:22,639
fix you

722
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:25,799
know I think

723
00:31:22,639 --> 00:31:28,440
you also need to make sure to mention

724
00:31:25,799 --> 00:31:31,639
that your husband carries like

725
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:33,600
half inch sized laser cut wooden dick

726
00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:36,519
wooden dicks around and whenever

727
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,159
someone's having a bad day he just hands

728
00:31:36,519 --> 00:31:40,279
them out and says it looks like you

729
00:31:38,159 --> 00:31:44,120
could use a little dick and quite

730
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:46,519
frankly I bet it works it does yeah it

731
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:49,159
does like you can't be mad after that

732
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:51,399
you really can't it really does turn

733
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:55,000
your whole day around

734
00:31:51,399 --> 00:31:58,679
yeah because it's also a story to tell

735
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:02,039
like cuz he'll do it really to anybody

736
00:31:58,679 --> 00:32:03,559
for the most part so then that person

737
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:05,159
maybe they don't know him all that well

738
00:32:03,559 --> 00:32:05,880
but they now have a story that they get

739
00:32:05,159 --> 00:32:08,399
to

740
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:11,320
tell it's a good story I also feel like

741
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:13,240
then like you're in the club oh yeah

742
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:15,519
it's like you're in theck I've never had

743
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,480
a little dick for

744
00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:19,200
Matt wait what does that mean that I've

745
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:23,320
never had a little dick from Matt wait

746
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:25,760
how do I get one like what are the rules

747
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:29,480
have a bad

748
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:32,000
day cry a little and front of him don't

749
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:35,200
do that that's too far he gets very

750
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:35,200
upset when other people

751
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:40,639
cry uh pinch your thigh so your eyes

752
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:45,120
water a little but don't release any

753
00:32:40,639 --> 00:32:48,720
tears correct yeah that's it that's the

754
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:52,840
line let them well don't let them fall

755
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:54,600
that's so funny um okay where where are

756
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:57,600
we she convinces him to go up the

757
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,559
mountain with kissing but it's right he

758
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,399
is like we we're not going to be able to

759
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:03,039
get there tonight sort of energy so he

760
00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:04,399
takes her back to the cave because her

761
00:33:03,039 --> 00:33:07,159
teeth are chattering because her hair is

762
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:08,919
frozen because it's [ __ ] cold yeah

763
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:12,159
because they're on an ice planet and she

764
00:33:08,919 --> 00:33:14,399
bathed in water which I remember like

765
00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:16,000
going on a ski trip in high school or

766
00:33:14,399 --> 00:33:19,639
something and like getting out of a hot

767
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:22,120
tub and my hair just froze

768
00:33:19,639 --> 00:33:25,919
yep and that was really cold and my feet

769
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:29,080
were still in like very comfy water MH

770
00:33:25,919 --> 00:33:31,320
I'm not I'm not made for the colder

771
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:35,440
temperatures I would not do well on an

772
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:39,000
ice Planet nope me either no I I could

773
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:41,720
do well in a ski lodge on an ice Planet

774
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:44,799
if there is a large

775
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:49,559
fireplace with maybe a comfy rug

776
00:33:44,799 --> 00:33:52,320
situation hot totty moment yes yes a hot

777
00:33:49,559 --> 00:33:55,679
totty and a nice rug with a fireplace

778
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:57,799
can solve most a lot of life's issues

779
00:33:55,679 --> 00:34:00,919
yeah and then for the ones that don't

780
00:33:57,799 --> 00:34:02,760
solve with that you have little dick as

781
00:34:00,919 --> 00:34:04,080
long as you don't cry as long as you

782
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:07,000
don't

783
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,480
cry um so when back sees that like she's

784
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,079
shivering he's like trying to take her

785
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:13,760
back to the cave for the night she's

786
00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:15,919
like I need to get up like I there is

787
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:19,720
urgency here that he's not understanding

788
00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:21,240
so she tries to leave and or maybe that

789
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:24,359
I don't remember the exact timeline it

790
00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:26,919
doesn't matter yeah it's fine she tries

791
00:34:24,359 --> 00:34:29,520
to leave and he's calling after her and

792
00:34:26,919 --> 00:34:33,359
she ends up like falling through some

793
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:35,079
snow into a like Cavern that she's like

794
00:34:33,359 --> 00:34:37,159
okay this is there's a there's a

795
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:38,359
creature next to me now and she's

796
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:40,440
looking around and like there's a lot of

797
00:34:38,359 --> 00:34:41,639
creatures in here she's like they kind

798
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:44,040
of look like

799
00:34:41,639 --> 00:34:45,839
Wookies and then she's like oh like how

800
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:48,800
cute like they're like little puppies

801
00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:51,079
and she like tries yep Hannah yeah no

802
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:53,520
they're not no they're probably more

803
00:34:51,079 --> 00:34:54,879
like Gremlins after midnight yep and so

804
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,599
she like reaches out to like Let One

805
00:34:54,879 --> 00:34:59,640
sniff her hand thinking that it's like a

806
00:34:56,599 --> 00:35:03,119
dog and she's like oh more like feral

807
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:05,400
monkeys and just all start attacking her

808
00:35:03,119 --> 00:35:08,440
until

809
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:10,720
vectal bust it through into the cavern

810
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:13,240
and saves her sure um and she's like

811
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:17,160
maybe I don't know a ton about this

812
00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:19,680
planet maybe I need to slow down right

813
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:21,800
I'm like yeah listen I get having a

814
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:24,240
sense of urgency and like trying to

815
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:26,560
communicate with him and him not

816
00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:28,480
necessarily getting that but also girl

817
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:31,920
he clearly knows how to survive on this

818
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:34,240
planet in a way you don't mhm mhm maybe

819
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:37,240
give the man a little credit right he is

820
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:38,599
your your faded mate after all sure you

821
00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:42,320
don't know that yet I was going to say I

822
00:35:38,599 --> 00:35:44,040
don't think she's got that yeah no no

823
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:47,079
she does not have

824
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:49,280
that so after he saves her he takes her

825
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:52,000
back to the cave and

826
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,599
uh catches some food for them and she's

827
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,040
like trying to show him like to cook the

828
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:59,000
meat over the fire for her and he's like

829
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,760
why do they want to burn out all of the

830
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,520
flavor but okay she's like making these

831
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:06,720
happy little sounds as she eats it so I

832
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:10,000
guess I'll burn the meat for that's what

833
00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:12,520
she want if burned meat is how what

834
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,680
whatever makes you happy I will burn

835
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,119
some meat for you yes and he's like I

836
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:19,560
really don't get

837
00:36:16,119 --> 00:36:22,839
this why do they want this flavorless

838
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:26,560
charred animal when it could be

839
00:36:22,839 --> 00:36:29,560
fresh but anything for love am I right

840
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:32,040
hey sure right so she's showing him how

841
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:34,920
to cook the meat but and he's happy that

842
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,119
that she's happy and then as they just

843
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,400
have nothing but time to kill she's just

844
00:36:37,119 --> 00:36:39,880
like pointing at random things and

845
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,040
trying to learn the language and have

846
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,359
him teach her what those words are and

847
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,720
then they run out of things in the

848
00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:48,359
cavern um and also I guess with his

849
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:50,760
tribe there are people that are like

850
00:36:48,359 --> 00:36:54,480
their job is being hunters for the tribe

851
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:56,640
so they have hunting caves set up with

852
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:58,440
supplies so when they're showing up like

853
00:36:56,640 --> 00:37:00,520
there are blankets and there are things

854
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:03,920
like that in each of these places which

855
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:06,079
he's like yeah it's rude to not

856
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,640
replenish the supply before you leave

857
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:09,760
and he's like but I got a mate now and

858
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:13,599
she takes priority and she's so cold cuz

859
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:15,720
she's a tiny human and I will like steal

860
00:37:13,599 --> 00:37:17,280
from all of them yeah he's like we'll

861
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:18,880
we'll come back and restock them at some

862
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:20,520
point but I'd rather give my mate what

863
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,920
she needs now but just in case you were

864
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:26,520
wondering what how there were supplies

865
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,200
and the caves are all pre-stocked gotcha

866
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,400
yes and that's like just part of their

867
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:33,800
culture it's not like these are

868
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:36,480
his correct personal things it's their

869
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,800
it seems like tribe the like they're are

870
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,480
kind of like hunting regions so it's

871
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,880
like cool if you're in this region

872
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,359
you're going to be using these caves if

873
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,640
you're in like that sort of thing and

874
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:48,000
I'm not sure I'm not sure their full

875
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:51,160
setup if they rotate who's in which

876
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,880
region or what have you but sure but

877
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:56,960
there does seem to be a system to it all

878
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:58,599
gotcha um but then once Georgie runs out

879
00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:01,520
of things to point out in the cave she

880
00:37:58,599 --> 00:38:03,839
starts pointing at body parts natur

881
00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:06,160
which then they're like both getting

882
00:38:03,839 --> 00:38:09,319
increasingly aroused right and he's

883
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:11,520
trying to practice self-control because

884
00:38:09,319 --> 00:38:14,520
he's like I'm want to be

885
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:16,119
respectful she didn't want this before

886
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:19,640
yeah and

887
00:38:16,119 --> 00:38:21,160
so she like tried like she I forget

888
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,920
exactly what she did but she like put

889
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:25,280
her hand on him and then he moved it and

890
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,520
she's like why is he like rejecting me

891
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:30,400
but then she realized that he was just

892
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:32,839
trying to be a gentleman instead um and

893
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:37,440
so she's like oh happy to make the first

894
00:38:32,839 --> 00:38:40,560
move no prop Bob why didn't you say so

895
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:43,839
oh that was all right no no problem at

896
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:47,240
all I am happy to start this got you

897
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:49,599
covered Bud um and vectal is like okay

898
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:52,760
so this is a green light thank you now I

899
00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:54,920
understand he's very into her boobs sure

900
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:58,599
who's not right I mean not hers just

901
00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:02,079
boobs in general yeah boobs are great

902
00:38:58,599 --> 00:39:04,680
they're very fun yes like I get why

903
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:09,079
people are so into boobs

904
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:12,640
yeah mine have changed a lot um over the

905
00:39:09,079 --> 00:39:15,480
years of like having a kid and then my

906
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:18,359
boobs being like yeah we didn't really

907
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:21,000
exist pre kid and we'd like to go back

908
00:39:18,359 --> 00:39:24,240
to how we were but the shape has changed

909
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:27,200
a bit sure we're all just trying our

910
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:29,760
best out here we do what we can yes um

911
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:32,400
but but regardless of what her boobs

912
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,960
look like any shape size really boobs

913
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,760
are fun boobs are fun yeah and they're

914
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:39,560
probably even more fun to an alien who's

915
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:42,240
never seen them before true

916
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:45,480
yeah was just thinking of them Steve

917
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:48,400
Carell 40-Year-Old Virgin yes describing

918
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:50,079
the boobs yes bags of

919
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:53,560
sand

920
00:39:50,079 --> 00:39:56,119
what have you ever touched a boob

921
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:59,200
before

922
00:39:56,119 --> 00:40:01,640
uh I

923
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:03,599
feel like whoever I watched that movie

924
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:07,040
with the first time I watched

925
00:40:03,599 --> 00:40:10,000
it they were not the Target demographic

926
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:11,640
for that style of Comedy right and so I

927
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,920
feel like I never really like gave

928
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:17,680
40-Year-Old Virgin like I just think of

929
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:19,000
like two or three scenes and outside of

930
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,000
that I feel like I've kind of forgotten

931
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,720
about it in a way where I'm like I

932
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:25,119
should go back and rewatch that it's

933
00:40:21,720 --> 00:40:27,680
probably I was like I can think of like

934
00:40:25,119 --> 00:40:32,119
the boob thing

935
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:36,760
thing and then the um was it miso horny

936
00:40:32,119 --> 00:40:39,160
in that one too was it see see I we're

937
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:42,520
going to have to go back and watch it

938
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:44,000
well then I was just uh R I was pivoting

939
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:46,520
over to role models in my head cuz they

940
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:49,760
have the whole like LARPing oh that is

941
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:51,800
really good yes thoroughly enjoy Role

942
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:53,520
Models yeah hey sexy like a chocolate

943
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,480
cup or

944
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:58,720
strawberry you want to know what I did

945
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,720
last night

946
00:40:59,599 --> 00:41:03,280
I had a friend named Seth who was a

947
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:05,800
barista at the Starbucks that I always

948
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:09,240
went to and that was his favorite line

949
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:11,520
and so whenever anyone walked in that he

950
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:13,520
knew hey sexy like a chocolate covered

951
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:16,200
strawberry didn't matter I love it it

952
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:17,560
was the best and then but the people who

953
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,480
didn't know that they knew each other

954
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:23,480
would be like this Barista it's very

955
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:26,240
forward very forward I'm like no he also

956
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:28,480
knows their name no note he didn't say

957
00:41:26,240 --> 00:41:30,040
that to you and that it's not because he

958
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,119
thought they were more attractive than

959
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,359
you it's because he's met them before

960
00:41:32,119 --> 00:41:35,760
it's not because you're a regular

961
00:41:33,359 --> 00:41:37,839
strawberry and they're chocolate covered

962
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:41,040
yes you too are a chocolate covered

963
00:41:37,839 --> 00:41:46,359
strawberry everyone is in their own way

964
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:46,359
oh that's kind it was nice wasn't it

965
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:51,280
yeah I was about to get into a whole

966
00:41:48,599 --> 00:41:53,280
fondue pun and then was like we can rain

967
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,560
that in we don't need to we don't need

968
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:58,680
to dip into other things Mano yes we

969
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,839
were discussing Chelsea wants to name an

970
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:02,160
animal

971
00:41:59,839 --> 00:42:06,960
Mano and Hannah just

972
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:10,119
went okay why and I was like oh I really

973
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:12,520
didn't expect that level of judgment no

974
00:42:10,119 --> 00:42:14,960
it wasn't judgment I was just thinking

975
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:17,480
like of all like

976
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,359
Mano of all the

977
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:21,839
cheeses you know what that sounds like

978
00:42:19,359 --> 00:42:25,960
Hannah judg judgment no I'm just

979
00:42:21,839 --> 00:42:27,880
wondering it's curiosity guda feta I

980
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:30,000
would name pets those as well yes I

981
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:33,839
would name my my pet

982
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:38,319
that Bri is too human

983
00:42:33,839 --> 00:42:42,119
yeah too human says the girl with a cat

984
00:42:38,319 --> 00:42:42,119
named Craig and a dog named

985
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:50,960
Brandon you know H

986
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:53,280
Touche on that I mean you have a Sophie

987
00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:55,760
I have a Sophie and I have a Fred yeah

988
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:58,319
and an Annie and a Lizzy you have an

989
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:01,359
Annie and a Lizzy are the fat

990
00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:02,880
ones they're [ __ ] is that why I

991
00:43:01,359 --> 00:43:05,160
never hear about them I thought I could

992
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:08,680
name all of your pets

993
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:11,480
yeah yeah but I apparently they like to

994
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,720
hide from people okay yeah that makes me

995
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:15,480
feel better that I they just

996
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:17,200
occasionally like to try to [ __ ] up

997
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:18,640
Sophie but otherwise they just mind

998
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:21,319
their own business and they think Gizmo

999
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:25,240
is their mom so they lay on top of him a

1000
00:43:21,319 --> 00:43:27,880
lot does that smother Gizmo a little bit

1001
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:29,440
cuz they now weigh twice what he does

1002
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,319
and he doesn't have full range of

1003
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:36,440
movement he doesn't considering his back

1004
00:43:32,319 --> 00:43:40,640
legs don't work so he just gets stuck

1005
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:44,800
under them 16 lbs of one of them is 16

1006
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:47,520
lb oh my God yeah 16 lbs of cat

1007
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,480
yeah her belly sways when she runs

1008
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,280
that's

1009
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,880
Annie um I had a former youth student

1010
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:55,800
whose cat was so fat that when they were

1011
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,400
doing the Google

1012
00:43:55,800 --> 00:44:00,079
Earth what

1013
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,400
if you typed in their address there was

1014
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:06,880
like a big black spot on their

1015
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:06,880
driveway it was their cat it was their

1016
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:14,040
cat I don't know that um Annie is that

1017
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:18,400
fat but she is pretty

1018
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,400
fat yeah that is a

1019
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:27,200
uh a super sized cat yeah which did you

1020
00:44:23,599 --> 00:44:30,720
see that the dude um who did the super

1021
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:32,440
me documentary just died oh really yeah

1022
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:34,079
no I didn't hear that he like died in

1023
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:36,599
the last week with like cancer

1024
00:44:34,079 --> 00:44:41,480
complications or something oh man I was

1025
00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:45,480
like I forgot how big of a deal super

1026
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:47,000
siiz me was when that came out mhm but

1027
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,520
also in a way where like it was a big

1028
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:52,119
deal because some people were like wow

1029
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:56,040
eating McDonald's every day isn't

1030
00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:58,079
healthy it's not good for you I it's not

1031
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,760
like I didn't know that that was going

1032
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:04,920
to be the groundbreaking part that's the

1033
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:07,880
real shocker here yes is that you know

1034
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:10,599
100 million grams of sodium a day is not

1035
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:13,680
something you should do I had a friend

1036
00:45:10,599 --> 00:45:15,640
who used to be uh the cow for

1037
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:18,640
Chick-fil-A at the shop that he worked

1038
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,119
at mind you growing up in Florida he was

1039
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,160
always out on the street corner and he

1040
00:45:20,119 --> 00:45:23,720
was saying their shop whenever like the

1041
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,599
person was going to take a turn in the

1042
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:30,119
cow costume they would have them eat a

1043
00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:33,200
large bir fry DST and

1044
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:34,800
salt oh to prevent the heat stroke yes

1045
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:37,599
to prevent the heat

1046
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:41,119
stroke and I was like dude this feels

1047
00:45:37,599 --> 00:45:44,880
like [ __ ] Florida dude nothing like a

1048
00:45:41,119 --> 00:45:47,440
17-year-old slamming a large fry that

1049
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:49,760
just tastes like salt water at that

1050
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:51,079
point like give him a Gatorade at least

1051
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,000
or something like I'm like let's keep

1052
00:45:51,079 --> 00:45:55,240
those electrolytes up let's not just

1053
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,960
like

1054
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:59,680
retain oh my God

1055
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,160
like what a while how did any of us

1056
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:04,640
survive to get

1057
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:07,359
out that's a separate issue

1058
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:09,880
but but you know I also know a lot of

1059
00:46:07,359 --> 00:46:11,680
people that like absolutely did the

1060
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,920
thing where they like got out did their

1061
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:16,480
time away and like moved right back to

1062
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:19,040
like have kids and look as happy as can

1063
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,000
be and I got to say I'm happy for them

1064
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,599
I'm very happy for them and no part of

1065
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,559
me feels a strong desire to like move

1066
00:46:23,599 --> 00:46:28,640
back no at all like I feel like there

1067
00:46:25,559 --> 00:46:30,119
would have to be some pretty big things

1068
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:33,720
with the Universe telling me that like

1069
00:46:30,119 --> 00:46:35,839
that was the move um but when I see them

1070
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:38,280
just casually post that like like going

1071
00:46:35,839 --> 00:46:40,359
to the beach on a whim in the afternoon

1072
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:42,920
I was like that was something I

1073
00:46:40,359 --> 00:46:44,880
definitely took for granted was just

1074
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:47,720
being able to just oh I can just go

1075
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:50,680
watch the sunset at on the beach every

1076
00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:52,720
night like oh that's not how everyone

1077
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,680
else lives their life not even in

1078
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:59,400
Central Florida we don't have that no

1079
00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,960
I'm like oh that does sound nice yeah no

1080
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,119
and you're like and that's why I think

1081
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,640
about it less than you do cuz I didn't

1082
00:47:03,119 --> 00:47:06,640
have that to fall I mean we were still

1083
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,280
like only 3 hours from the beach so it

1084
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:11,720
was a very easy weekend trip or whatever

1085
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:15,520
um yes or even day trip it wasn't that

1086
00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:18,680
bad of a day trip really yeah um but no

1087
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:20,920
not not so much on a whim really but

1088
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,559
then the flip side of that was like

1089
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:26,160
always living in the hurricane flood

1090
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:27,839
zones 100% so like as soon as anything

1091
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,800
was officially like coming our way

1092
00:47:27,839 --> 00:47:31,640
they're like

1093
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:34,520
well you probably need to leave again

1094
00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:37,760
right like it was a tradeoff easier

1095
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:41,800
access the water it always is but then

1096
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,800
also the water has easier access to

1097
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:47,599
you fair point just saying um all right

1098
00:47:45,319 --> 00:47:50,000
so they're playing the the body part

1099
00:47:47,599 --> 00:47:51,440
naming game I was like we were on boobs

1100
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:56,960
and

1101
00:47:51,440 --> 00:48:01,400
we that feels on bar um and

1102
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:03,400
oh yeah he's really into her boobs she

1103
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:07,599
learns that his dick has like a little

1104
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:10,559
like knob on the top um which like hits

1105
00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:14,240
her [ __ ] perfectly during so she's like

1106
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:16,680
very into this and so he's thrilled

1107
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:19,720
because they have now mated and they

1108
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:21,200
just go round for round and as she's

1109
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:23,400
like finally falling asleep she's just

1110
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:26,520
like good thing we're different species

1111
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:27,599
so I can't get pregnant oh honey right

1112
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:31,240
just

1113
00:48:27,599 --> 00:48:33,680
that feels blindly optimistic well and

1114
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:37,319
in his mind he's like we're basically

1115
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:39,839
married now yes this is She's mine now

1116
00:48:37,319 --> 00:48:42,000
we've consummated she's going to have

1117
00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:44,720
all my Barbarian babies it is a

1118
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:46,440
solidifying [ __ ] of of their future and

1119
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:48,880
he's like she could be pregnant with my

1120
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:50,760
kid right now yeah meanwhile she's like

1121
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,599
just trying to get some alien strange

1122
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:56,319
take a

1123
00:48:51,599 --> 00:48:58,880
nap yep like and and his his kooy won't

1124
00:48:56,319 --> 00:49:04,200
stop purring in his chest cuz it is like

1125
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:06,079
so content which is very sweet um so

1126
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,640
they sleep then in the next morning he

1127
00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:11,040
goes out to check the traps that he'd

1128
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:14,359
set and in the snow he finds a human

1129
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:16,599
foot and he's like oh [ __ ] that's why

1130
00:49:14,359 --> 00:49:20,280
she wants to get up the mountain she's

1131
00:49:16,599 --> 00:49:22,680
not alone right and he's like okay I get

1132
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:24,640
it now I get it now we can move and so

1133
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:27,240
cuz he like pulls her out and it's one

1134
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:30,359
of the girls from the ship but she cried

1135
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:33,680
a lot and so I don't think they were

1136
00:49:30,359 --> 00:49:36,119
that that sad that she was the one that

1137
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:37,400
went off on an exploratory the crier so

1138
00:49:36,119 --> 00:49:40,359
she

1139
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:42,520
died yeah it was just the foot I thought

1140
00:49:40,359 --> 00:49:44,200
I was like it's sticking out of the snow

1141
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,119
and he like pulls it up that's what I

1142
00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,160
was thinking but it's just a foot well

1143
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:50,880
they did

1144
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:52,720
mention to be fair I don't remember

1145
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,359
these details over say it's not really a

1146
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:56,720
relevant detail but she's dead well no

1147
00:49:54,359 --> 00:49:58,599
but to your point they like cuz you see

1148
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:01,280
the red hair and I think when I read

1149
00:49:58,599 --> 00:50:03,559
that they they he found the foot I in my

1150
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,359
head I interpreted as like disconnected

1151
00:50:03,559 --> 00:50:08,280
from the body then like saw the body in

1152
00:50:05,359 --> 00:50:10,079
the red hair but to your point he could

1153
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:13,319
have just pulled a

1154
00:50:10,079 --> 00:50:15,440
foot regardless he now knows there are

1155
00:50:13,319 --> 00:50:16,359
other other humans and they got to move

1156
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,960
with some

1157
00:50:16,359 --> 00:50:21,400
urgency so they get up to the ship site

1158
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:23,799
and when they get there snowballs start

1159
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:26,720
hitting them cuz the girls have no other

1160
00:50:23,799 --> 00:50:28,559
way to protect themselves and J's like

1161
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:30,240
stop [ __ ] throwing snowballs at me

1162
00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:31,920
and they're like wait you're alive she's

1163
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:35,079
like yes I'm alive stop throwing

1164
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:37,000
snowballs at me I brought help and he

1165
00:50:35,079 --> 00:50:39,040
has an amazing

1166
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:43,079
dick

1167
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:47,440
yes I'm imagining that's Georgie's

1168
00:50:43,079 --> 00:50:50,200
energy a little bit uh but it is funny

1169
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:52,000
because they she goes in the ship he

1170
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:54,040
ends up coming in the ship as well and

1171
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:57,400
she's like giving them all of the Furs

1172
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:58,520
and blankets that she collected um and

1173
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:01,920
at one

1174
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:04,240
point he has like the his kills on his

1175
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:07,920
belt like some of the animals that that

1176
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:10,000
he caught in the traps and one of the

1177
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,160
girls is like can I have that like is

1178
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,680
that for us can we eat that and so

1179
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:16,440
Georgie goes over and like pulls on his

1180
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:19,119
belt and it's like can can I have this

1181
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:23,119
and he's like you want to mate in front

1182
00:51:19,119 --> 00:51:25,160
of everyone and Kira like translates it

1183
00:51:23,119 --> 00:51:27,359
and she's like no no no no no not asking

1184
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,079
to [ __ ] you

1185
00:51:27,359 --> 00:51:30,680
just asking if we can eat the dead

1186
00:51:29,079 --> 00:51:35,040
animal he's like it's not that I'm not

1187
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:35,040
into it I'm just a little

1188
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:44,559
surprised and so then uh Georgie asks

1189
00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,880
for fire so that they can cook the meat

1190
00:51:44,559 --> 00:51:49,480
for the other

1191
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:52,200
girls and he's like explaining to Kira

1192
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:54,119
because we he realizes that like she can

1193
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:55,319
understand him that he has to go back

1194
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:58,359
down the mountain cuz like where their

1195
00:51:55,319 --> 00:52:00,680
ship crashed really isn't

1196
00:51:58,359 --> 00:52:03,760
anything right it's pretty bare so he

1197
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:06,799
has to go back down it to get supplies

1198
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:09,760
um then he tells Kira he's like look

1199
00:52:06,799 --> 00:52:13,839
after my mate while I'm gone and so like

1200
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:15,880
as he leaves Georgie's like wait mate

1201
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:19,760
what what do you mean

1202
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:21,760
mate huh no come back what's a mate I

1203
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:25,280
have I have some questions are you

1204
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,280
Australian I just thought it was good

1205
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:30,319
dick but but it's also funny because

1206
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,880
when she ask for like hey can you make a

1207
00:52:30,319 --> 00:52:34,640
fire so we can cook the meat one of the

1208
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:37,040
girls is like I'll suck his dick if he

1209
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:39,160
can make a fire at this point like and

1210
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:41,359
George's a little like back the [ __ ] off

1211
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:43,799
she's like hold on if anyone is sucking

1212
00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:46,559
dick for fire here it's me I am the

1213
00:52:43,799 --> 00:52:49,400
primary dick sucker in this group the

1214
00:52:46,559 --> 00:52:49,400
primary dick

1215
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:54,960
sucker number one dick sucker hey should

1216
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:58,440
get

1217
00:52:54,960 --> 00:53:01,240
mugs sorry going to be in this smut Club

1218
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:04,960
swag shop our merch store whenever we

1219
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:04,960
have one number one dick

1220
00:53:06,240 --> 00:53:09,240
sucker

1221
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:16,599
what what I was just thinking about just

1222
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:19,799
like all of

1223
00:53:16,599 --> 00:53:21,680
like the random mugs that people get

1224
00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:26,599
gifted oh sure and then I was thinking

1225
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:28,880
about using those on a worklink and

1226
00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:30,880
not realizing what mug you picked up

1227
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:34,000
that morning and then your boss is like

1228
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:38,240
what does that mug say and then

1229
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:40,599
you have a meeting with HR later that

1230
00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:43,359
afternoon a little

1231
00:53:40,599 --> 00:53:46,440
toast nothing a little dick can't solve

1232
00:53:43,359 --> 00:53:49,160
right hey

1233
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,839
um of course that only really works in

1234
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:53,680
the remote work world I feel like you

1235
00:53:50,839 --> 00:53:56,960
would notice if you left the house with

1236
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:59,240
it yes so if we do put put them in the

1237
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:01,000
swag shop we should make them uh we

1238
00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:06,440
should make them the color of your new

1239
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:06,440
water over there oh shart

1240
00:54:06,599 --> 00:54:10,440
truce I don't know why I just Vana

1241
00:54:08,839 --> 00:54:12,799
whiteed that because you know what you

1242
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,200
won't accidentally take something that

1243
00:54:12,799 --> 00:54:18,920
says number one dick sucker and disch

1244
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:21,200
charge ruse into work with you that's

1245
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:24,680
true that is a conscious choice if you

1246
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:26,400
take that into work with you it's also

1247
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,760
not like you probably have that many

1248
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,920
other mugs that are this color you're

1249
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:32,960
not going to get it

1250
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:35,839
confused well you might I might that

1251
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:39,079
that would be a real bummer for you yes

1252
00:54:35,839 --> 00:54:40,720
yes it would but also you work at the

1253
00:54:39,079 --> 00:54:42,960
same place as your husband so he might

1254
00:54:40,720 --> 00:54:46,119
be walking around work a little more

1255
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:50,119
proud little extra pep in the step you

1256
00:54:46,119 --> 00:54:51,799
know um so vecto goes to get fire

1257
00:54:50,119 --> 00:54:54,839
supplies and such and when he comes back

1258
00:54:51,799 --> 00:54:56,880
one of the girls is coughing and Georgie

1259
00:54:54,839 --> 00:54:58,720
is like do you have any

1260
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,040
and he's like medicine won't help that's

1261
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:03,000
the Koy

1262
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:05,200
sickness um but once again they're like

1263
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:11,880
so much of a language barrier cooties

1264
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:16,119
yeah like coy coy Cy like what is this

1265
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:17,720
um and so there there aren't enough

1266
00:55:16,119 --> 00:55:20,119
language skills to fully explain it so

1267
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:22,799
we just kind of live in that confusion

1268
00:55:20,119 --> 00:55:24,839
but also as VL is like making like

1269
00:55:22,799 --> 00:55:26,559
cooking all of the meat he keeps handing

1270
00:55:24,839 --> 00:55:28,440
it to Georgie because he's like she as

1271
00:55:26,559 --> 00:55:30,480
small and frail as everyone else she

1272
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,920
needs this food too but every time he

1273
00:55:30,480 --> 00:55:33,960
hands it to her she hands it to one of

1274
00:55:31,920 --> 00:55:35,920
the other girls because in her head

1275
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,119
she's like he's been feeding me for

1276
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,960
several days they need this more but

1277
00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:41,440
then he's getting more and more annoyed

1278
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:43,319
cuz he keeps trying to take care of his

1279
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:45,200
mate and she keeps giving away

1280
00:55:43,319 --> 00:55:50,400
everything that he's doing for her just

1281
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:51,799
let me help you yes yeah um and one of

1282
00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:54,559
the other girls is

1283
00:55:51,799 --> 00:55:58,559
like Georgie just does he know like we

1284
00:55:54,559 --> 00:56:01,240
don't want to stay here like this is not

1285
00:55:58,559 --> 00:56:03,359
our end goal

1286
00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:05,000
and how do you think he's going if he

1287
00:56:03,359 --> 00:56:06,440
thinks you are his mate how do you think

1288
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:08,079
he's going to respond to that and she's

1289
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:11,079
like

1290
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:13,200
yeah haven't you know let's get out of

1291
00:56:11,079 --> 00:56:15,079
the ship that feels like a tomorrow

1292
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,799
problem only so much I can do we're on

1293
00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:19,920
basic survival right now can't worry

1294
00:56:17,799 --> 00:56:21,359
about the state of relationships and

1295
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:24,400
getting off this planet and all that

1296
00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:26,359
other [ __ ] yes and so then when all of

1297
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,640
the girls go to sleep for the night uh

1298
00:56:26,359 --> 00:56:29,359
vectal starts like trying to put the

1299
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:31,480
moves on Georgie and like all of the

1300
00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:33,200
girls are giggling and laughing do I

1301
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:34,960
have something on my head you itching

1302
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,000
your head scratch I was scratching you

1303
00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:39,119
scratched it and made eye contact so

1304
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:42,520
intentionally that I was like I'm I

1305
00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:45,280
can't tell if her scratch is that no

1306
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:47,039
that big or if she's letting me know it

1307
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,520
was really irritating me like I had a

1308
00:56:47,039 --> 00:56:51,760
hair there or something and I was like

1309
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:55,319
do I have a hair but I don't think I do

1310
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:56,920
anyway so the girls are giggling Beck's

1311
00:56:55,319 --> 00:57:00,720
trying to get it

1312
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:02,200
yes and put in his head he's like well

1313
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:05,760
apparently humans aren't as sexually

1314
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:07,640
open as my people who knew like figuring

1315
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,480
out my mate as we go but she seems to

1316
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:15,160
not want me to mate her in front of

1317
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:15,160
everyone we're more open people

1318
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,960
um so the next morning as they're

1319
00:57:18,119 --> 00:57:21,359
talking about the rescue plan like all

1320
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,760
the girls like cool so we're going with

1321
00:57:21,359 --> 00:57:26,280
you and he's

1322
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:29,520
like it is a multi-day walk back to my

1323
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:31,440
tribe if that is just me moving like I

1324
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,720
it's going to take forever yes he's like

1325
00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:35,119
I none of you have shoes none of you

1326
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,680
have clothes like none of you have

1327
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:38,960
anything you need to be able to like

1328
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:40,839
make this move well so George and I are

1329
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:42,680
going to go back we're going to get

1330
00:57:40,839 --> 00:57:44,079
support and like get a bunch of people

1331
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:47,240
from the tribe then we will all come

1332
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:49,960
back and rescue you together so hold

1333
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:52,119
tight until then essentially um which

1334
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,760
the girls like aren't thrilled about but

1335
00:57:52,119 --> 00:57:55,039
what else are you going to do and they

1336
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:59,680
get it at that point what's the

1337
00:57:55,039 --> 00:58:03,720
alternative really yes so uh vectal and

1338
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:05,400
Georgie leave the girls behind and he's

1339
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:06,880
like he's like yeah I took this like

1340
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:09,319
winding mountain path last time he's

1341
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:11,640
like I am going as the crow flies and

1342
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:14,480
just getting as as clear through as I

1343
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,960
can and he goes we're going to need to

1344
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,720
stop for like just the night um and

1345
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:20,359
we're going to stop in the elders cave

1346
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,319
and when they go in the elders cave it

1347
00:58:20,359 --> 00:58:25,440
has like very smooth walls and it's like

1348
00:58:23,319 --> 00:58:27,160
this does not look like any of like the

1349
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:29,760
other like manmade caves and he's like

1350
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:32,440
yes this is like the magic cave that the

1351
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:35,200
elders came from essentually yeah the

1352
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:38,200
magic cave

1353
00:58:35,200 --> 00:58:40,920
yes they bone in the cave and then as

1354
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:43,880
she's laying there after they've boned

1355
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:46,079
and she's like what's that blinking

1356
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:49,000
light and he's like oh that's magic and

1357
00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:50,960
she's like I don't think that's magic

1358
00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:53,920
and asks him to like help her like break

1359
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:56,760
the ice wall and she realizes like it is

1360
00:58:53,920 --> 00:59:00,440
a spaceship that they are in

1361
00:58:56,760 --> 00:59:01,920
oh yes and so when they they break

1362
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:04,480
through the wall and what was flashing

1363
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:06,000
was like the control panel board and

1364
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,160
she's like do I hit this button and turn

1365
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:10,319
it on feels like good things never

1366
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,359
happen when you hit the button but like

1367
00:59:10,319 --> 00:59:12,480
I think I'm going to hit the button yeah

1368
00:59:11,359 --> 00:59:14,680
she's like what the [ __ ] Choice do I

1369
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:17,480
have right so when she hits the button

1370
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:20,680
it turns on the computer as the system

1371
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:24,119
is booting up uh we learned some things

1372
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:27,079
about like vectal people are called like

1373
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:29,960
the I don't know s AK

1374
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:33,240
H sock I was going to say I think that's

1375
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:36,319
sock yeah that's what I thought as well

1376
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:38,440
okay um but they actually crashed on

1377
00:59:36,319 --> 00:59:42,839
this planet like

1378
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:44,839
287 years ago or something like that and

1379
00:59:42,839 --> 00:59:47,400
there had been like 60 people on the

1380
00:59:44,839 --> 00:59:49,640
ship at the time um and some survived

1381
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:52,160
but others didn't because of the koi

1382
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,520
illness which we then

1383
00:59:52,160 --> 00:59:58,079
learn finally get some details about it

1384
00:59:54,520 --> 01:00:01,079
that it's like a nitrogen like gas

1385
00:59:58,079 --> 01:00:04,520
element in the air that's just like

1386
01:00:01,079 --> 01:00:08,359
inhospitable and so if you do not have

1387
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:11,880
uh a what did they call it a symbiot is

1388
01:00:08,359 --> 01:00:16,200
like what the computer called it a Koy

1389
01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:17,880
um you would not survive so you and the

1390
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:22,559
Koy live

1391
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:24,839
in I don't know Harmony symbiosis so a

1392
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:26,480
koi is Like A Parasite or something like

1393
01:00:24,839 --> 01:00:28,480
it's an

1394
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:30,559
it is another entity that is like the

1395
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:32,799
essence of life is what vectal and his

1396
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:35,039
people refer to it as but it's also like

1397
01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:39,960
it it shifts your body chemistry a

1398
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:43,119
little so you heal faster um things of

1399
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:45,599
that capacity you are warmer so cuz I

1400
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:47,280
think the computer ask like oh what do

1401
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:49,960
you want me to set the temperature to

1402
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:51,920
the human ideal temperature or the sock

1403
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:53,480
ideal temperature which was like for

1404
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:57,960
humans the computer was like yeah I'd

1405
01:00:53,480 --> 01:01:01,000
set it to 72 f the sock I set it to 37

1406
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:06,240
fah oh

1407
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:08,720
yes um so she's learning more about the

1408
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:10,119
Ki and the the symbiosis and all of

1409
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:13,119
these things and she's like okay these

1410
01:01:10,119 --> 01:01:16,280
are some helpful details to have

1411
01:01:13,119 --> 01:01:17,880
um the computer also says that like

1412
01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:19,480
pretty much once you're on the planet

1413
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,400
like you kind of need a koi within about

1414
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:24,599
like 8 days because your body is going

1415
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:26,839
to continue to De compensate and

1416
01:01:24,599 --> 01:01:29,680
deteriorate okay

1417
01:01:26,839 --> 01:01:31,160
the ship can also do like linguistic

1418
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:32,680
updates So it's talking it's able to

1419
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:34,880
talk to VL and explain things that it's

1420
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,920
able to talk to Georgie then it's like

1421
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,960
do you want us to do a one-time language

1422
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:42,520
update for you she's like yeah so it

1423
01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:45,960
like does a retinal scan and then I

1424
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:47,440
don't sends a Power Burst it hurts she

1425
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,880
passes out but when she wakes up she can

1426
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:52,319
speak the sock language cool so then she

1427
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:54,160
can communicate with her partner which

1428
01:01:52,319 --> 01:01:56,599
I'm sure and she can understand him now

1429
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:59,760
so it goes both ways yes nice

1430
01:01:56,599 --> 01:02:02,480
so wouldn't that that would be a really

1431
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:04,960
cool superpower to have to be able to

1432
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:06,640
like immediately just like download and

1433
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:09,119
understand any language now there are

1434
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:11,720
like a couple moments where like more

1435
01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:12,960
modern slang right didn't necessarily

1436
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:16,160
catch up

1437
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:18,920
287 right years later but like they're

1438
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:20,240
so the stock people are so far removed

1439
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:23,119
from this that

1440
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:24,799
like VL had no idea that their people

1441
01:02:23,119 --> 01:02:28,119
had crashed and like that is how they

1442
01:02:24,799 --> 01:02:30,760
ended up on this planet right uh he he

1443
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:32,400
just knows this is the elder cave that's

1444
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:34,520
filled with

1445
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:35,960
magic but I'm like what was the magic

1446
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:39,799
was the magic just a blinking light this

1447
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:43,240
whole time yeah so like they their I

1448
01:02:39,799 --> 01:02:45,760
would imagine oral tradition like seems

1449
01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:50,160
like it went away pretty fast that it

1450
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:52,000
was like they lost all of that yeah well

1451
01:02:50,160 --> 01:02:56,200
and I can imagine that if you crash onto

1452
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:58,920
an ice planet and it's been almost 300

1453
01:02:56,200 --> 01:03:02,559
years right and if you were losing a lot

1454
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:06,839
of people because they did not have a

1455
01:03:02,559 --> 01:03:09,920
kooy mhm that like having that like oral

1456
01:03:06,839 --> 01:03:11,640
history probably wasn't a priority right

1457
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,279
initially I love that we're really going

1458
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:15,880
into the we're like super into it right

1459
01:03:13,279 --> 01:03:17,480
now yeah it's good anyway the important

1460
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:19,279
details of this book well now I'm

1461
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:22,839
thinking like wait a minute wait a

1462
01:03:19,279 --> 01:03:25,799
minute how long have white people been

1463
01:03:22,839 --> 01:03:27,520
in America like okay well you know

1464
01:03:25,799 --> 01:03:30,920
actually

1465
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:32,440
like okay our oral tradition probably

1466
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:34,400
would have deteriorated if we didn't

1467
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,920
have all the technology that we have

1468
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:39,480
which clearly they didn't have the

1469
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:42,559
resources for yeah technology goes a

1470
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:44,920
long way with uh being able to like

1471
01:03:42,559 --> 01:03:47,440
maintain and preserve history yeah yeah

1472
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:48,400
so when you live on an ice Planet feel

1473
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,119
like your options are a little more

1474
01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,319
limited we have other priorities I take

1475
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:53,559
it back I get

1476
01:03:51,319 --> 01:03:55,400
it well and I feel like that becomes one

1477
01:03:53,559 --> 01:03:58,279
of those things that like you're

1478
01:03:55,400 --> 01:04:02,039
probably is this folklore or is this

1479
01:03:58,279 --> 01:04:03,599
like our our real whatever so they she

1480
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:05,079
gets the language update they make it

1481
01:04:03,599 --> 01:04:08,279
all the way back to his people his

1482
01:04:05,079 --> 01:04:10,880
people are like what who is what's this

1483
01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:14,880
yes like they walk into like the the

1484
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:17,520
caves and a little boy goes mother why

1485
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:17,520
is it so

1486
01:04:19,880 --> 01:04:24,799
ugly oh I that's one of the moments that

1487
01:04:22,319 --> 01:04:27,079
vector's like and I love her flat face

1488
01:04:24,799 --> 01:04:30,119
and all

1489
01:04:27,079 --> 01:04:33,119
incredible it really is cuz he's like so

1490
01:04:30,119 --> 01:04:35,319
offended for his M why is it so ugly and

1491
01:04:33,119 --> 01:04:36,799
Georgie's like wait you think I'm the

1492
01:04:35,319 --> 01:04:40,880
weird looking one all of you have

1493
01:04:36,799 --> 01:04:45,079
[ __ ] Tails like like excuse me you

1494
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,720
horned weirdo yes one of the healers uh

1495
01:04:45,079 --> 01:04:49,240
goes to look at Georgie's wrist and

1496
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:51,480
she's like I can reset it for you uh

1497
01:04:49,240 --> 01:04:55,039
she's like but you don't have a kooi and

1498
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:58,599
like the way I am a Healer is like my

1499
01:04:55,039 --> 01:05:01,640
kooi has ability to like encourage yours

1500
01:04:58,599 --> 01:05:03,760
to work harder to repair and and heal

1501
01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:06,359
faster so she's like I can reset your

1502
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:09,480
wrist for you but like you kind of got a

1503
01:05:06,359 --> 01:05:12,400
janky wrist until yeah until you have a

1504
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:15,480
kooy you just have a janky

1505
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:17,160
wrist um but then we're also learning a

1506
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:19,319
little bit like Georgie is talking to

1507
01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:22,960
her and just understands more of how the

1508
01:05:19,319 --> 01:05:25,880
Koy resonance works and that like the

1509
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:28,359
Koy decides and like you might not like

1510
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:31,400
the person but it's also like you are

1511
01:05:28,359 --> 01:05:33,279
now mine and I am now yours and like so

1512
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:37,000
one of the things that they mentioned is

1513
01:05:33,279 --> 01:05:39,680
that like once you have uh like

1514
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:43,200
resonated with someone when you continue

1515
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:46,839
to deny the mating it like becomes like

1516
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:49,520
a more urgent sense within you and so

1517
01:05:46,839 --> 01:05:51,839
the fact that like she doesn't have a

1518
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:54,200
kuy and it took them so long to make

1519
01:05:51,839 --> 01:05:56,480
just learning more of those details so

1520
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:58,480
she's more understanding now that like

1521
01:05:56,480 --> 01:06:00,920
this self-control that he had and like

1522
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:03,119
the respect that he was showing took a

1523
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,640
lot more intention and energy maybe than

1524
01:06:03,119 --> 01:06:06,319
she was giving him credit for and like

1525
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:09,240
is maybe understanding his behaviors

1526
01:06:06,319 --> 01:06:12,400
more yes I think I think understanding

1527
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:15,160
like the I was caught in a snare and

1528
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:17,480
then when I woke up a man was like we

1529
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:19,279
will be together forever right a man

1530
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:23,760
with horns and a tail and blue skin and

1531
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:25,400
ridges on his [ __ ] like Hey what how did

1532
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:28,039
we get here yes and so this is also

1533
01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:29,400
where like veal is telling the men in

1534
01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:31,559
the tribe about the human women and

1535
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:33,279
they're also really excited because it's

1536
01:06:31,559 --> 01:06:35,960
a harsh planet to live on and their

1537
01:06:33,279 --> 01:06:39,440
tribe is not huge at this point right

1538
01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:41,799
and so there are I think about like 20

1539
01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:43,960
adult males that like are essentially

1540
01:06:41,799 --> 01:06:46,760
single and there's like four adult women

1541
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:49,440
in the in the whole tribe so they're

1542
01:06:46,760 --> 01:06:52,000
like wait there's more

1543
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:54,640
women sign me up I'll put my shoes on

1544
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:56,160
right now I volunteer his tribute to go

1545
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:59,279
on a rescue mission

1546
01:06:56,160 --> 01:07:02,359
um but when vcal is describing the human

1547
01:06:59,279 --> 01:07:03,960
women he goes they have no tails and

1548
01:07:02,359 --> 01:07:06,000
their mouths are small and they do not

1549
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:08,279
have fangs they cannot eat fresh meat

1550
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:10,279
they must cook it until it has no flavor

1551
01:07:08,279 --> 01:07:13,039
and a third nipple on her

1552
01:07:10,279 --> 01:07:16,680
sex like this

1553
01:07:13,039 --> 01:07:19,559
is what a description thanks

1554
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:22,799
buddy which I think it might be in the

1555
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:24,200
second book that uh the dude he's like

1556
01:07:22,799 --> 01:07:25,559
oh here's the third nipple he was

1557
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:28,000
talking about and the girl's like say

1558
01:07:25,559 --> 01:07:29,319
say what now I found it she's like did

1559
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:31,799
you just call it a

1560
01:07:29,319 --> 01:07:33,400
nipple it's

1561
01:07:31,799 --> 01:07:35,960
not

1562
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:38,520
oh um when like technically he's not

1563
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:39,920
wrong about any of it but it's not it

1564
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:44,680
doesn't feel

1565
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:47,400
flattering no 1,000% but he's like finds

1566
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:49,160
it so endearing and he's like she's a

1567
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:52,359
he's like she's such a unique creature

1568
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:55,240
like I still find her beautiful it's so

1569
01:07:52,359 --> 01:07:58,960
sweet honestly when he gets back to

1570
01:07:55,240 --> 01:08:01,599
their cave uh Georgia Georgie gives him

1571
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:04,039
a [ __ ] and he is very into the work

1572
01:08:01,599 --> 01:08:07,359
that human mouths can do I imagine the

1573
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:10,240
lack of things really improves The

1574
01:08:07,359 --> 01:08:13,480
Experience he's very into the work that

1575
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:13,480
human mouth can

1576
01:08:15,679 --> 01:08:19,640
do number one dick

1577
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:25,920
sucker he's very into the work that

1578
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:27,199
mouths can do feels like the magnet

1579
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:30,040
fridge

1580
01:08:27,199 --> 01:08:31,719
poetry of someone be like try and put

1581
01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:34,719
[ __ ] like they don't have the words

1582
01:08:31,719 --> 01:08:37,920
for it okay how can you write blowj job

1583
01:08:34,719 --> 01:08:41,239
with the magnets you have very into the

1584
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:41,239
work mouths can

1585
01:08:41,759 --> 01:08:46,080
do hey babe what that mouth

1586
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:52,000
do so as they're in their like

1587
01:08:50,839 --> 01:08:54,960
postcoidal

1588
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,640
cuddle Georgie's like your your purring

1589
01:08:54,960 --> 01:08:59,319
has stopped and he's like oh yeah like

1590
01:08:56,640 --> 01:09:01,600
it's very content after we mate and so

1591
01:08:59,319 --> 01:09:03,159
it it Qui it quiets for a while and he's

1592
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:06,120
like but it'll stay once we have a have

1593
01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:08,679
a kit of our own and she's like a

1594
01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:10,719
what the [ __ ] you mean a kid we're

1595
01:09:08,679 --> 01:09:13,120
different species who needs birth

1596
01:09:10,719 --> 01:09:17,159
control we're different

1597
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:21,359
species Panic U yes and re's like the

1598
01:09:17,159 --> 01:09:23,199
Koy always chooses a fertile female like

1599
01:09:21,359 --> 01:09:25,000
and she's like wait so it's not like

1600
01:09:23,199 --> 01:09:28,600
this is your soulmate it's like this is

1601
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:29,880
your fertility mate is kind he's like

1602
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:33,040
yeah you know a little like that and

1603
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:36,759
she's like what the [ __ ] so I could be

1604
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:39,319
pregnant right now and he's like yes so

1605
01:09:36,759 --> 01:09:42,080
excited he's like all of my dreams have

1606
01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:44,159
finally come true read the room veal oh

1607
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:49,600
my God he

1608
01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:50,920
cannot oh but she also like gets it cuz

1609
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,560
at one point she's like it's hard to be

1610
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:55,120
mad at someone who doesn't understand

1611
01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:57,280
why you're upset you're like oh you're

1612
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:59,400
not wrong yeah she can still be upset

1613
01:09:57,280 --> 01:10:02,199
just not at him he didn't do it on

1614
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:04,120
purpose exactly like it's just the way

1615
01:10:02,199 --> 01:10:06,920
of the people and the customs and and

1616
01:10:04,120 --> 01:10:08,280
the things so the next day or however

1617
01:10:06,920 --> 01:10:10,400
long it takes them to get back to go

1618
01:10:08,280 --> 01:10:12,280
Rescue all of the human women when they

1619
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:15,480
get there the women are in rough shape

1620
01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:19,080
like one is like pretty much in a coma

1621
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:23,159
none of them can really move it smells

1622
01:10:19,080 --> 01:10:25,640
horrific I'm sure right um and so the

1623
01:10:23,159 --> 01:10:27,920
the men come down and are like helping

1624
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:30,719
to try and like take care of them and

1625
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:33,560
get them warm and making warm broth and

1626
01:10:30,719 --> 01:10:35,159
things like that and someone starts like

1627
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:37,480
purring and they're like who the [ __ ]

1628
01:10:35,159 --> 01:10:42,000
just resonated but like no one will own

1629
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:44,159
it awkward they're like but they also

1630
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:46,600
know that like the women might not want

1631
01:10:44,159 --> 01:10:48,199
to stay and so from Vil's perspective

1632
01:10:46,600 --> 01:10:50,400
he's like yeah it's kind of an awkward

1633
01:10:48,199 --> 01:10:52,520
situation to be like this is the person

1634
01:10:50,400 --> 01:10:55,080
that my soul Longs for who is now my

1635
01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:58,120
essence of being and they might not want

1636
01:10:55,080 --> 01:11:00,320
to be here so like maybe I'm not going

1637
01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,560
to tell them quite yet I think it's more

1638
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:05,960
like their impression of

1639
01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:08,480
it um so Georgie is talking to the other

1640
01:11:05,960 --> 01:11:11,679
girls and is like

1641
01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:13,280
listen these are our options we can we

1642
01:11:11,679 --> 01:11:15,080
can stay with them we can go back to

1643
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:18,760
their tribe they will like accept us as

1644
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:21,600
their people we can fight like or we can

1645
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:24,120
try and figure out a way off the ship

1646
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:27,360
like and off the planet at this point

1647
01:11:24,120 --> 01:11:30,640
like so with no sources and no ship and

1648
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:33,480
no anything and the threat of like those

1649
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:34,800
traffickers coming back well and so

1650
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:37,400
that's the whole thing is like the girls

1651
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:39,000
are like do you like we couldn't we

1652
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:41,960
can't we can barely stand up let alone

1653
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:44,639
defend ourselves let alone not even

1654
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:46,719
defend ourselves go on the offensive

1655
01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:50,040
right right and they like we think

1656
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:52,719
staying with with the blue alien tailed

1657
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:54,440
people sounds like a solid choice at

1658
01:11:52,719 --> 01:11:57,440
this point comfortable with that yes so

1659
01:11:54,440 --> 01:11:59,320
then George is like oh veal forgot to

1660
01:11:57,440 --> 01:12:00,920
tell you so I know you were really

1661
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:02,760
excited about rescuing these five women

1662
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,800
we got like another six in the stasis

1663
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:07,199
pods hope you're not mad and he's like

1664
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:10,440
why would I be mad I'm ecstatic our

1665
01:12:07,199 --> 01:12:14,199
tribe is

1666
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:17,520
thriving he's like listen our potential

1667
01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:21,480
mate op options have like tripled like

1668
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:23,480
this is fantastic 1,000% he's like I see

1669
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:25,440
no issue the biggest issue is

1670
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:29,320
transporting everyone back we can do

1671
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:31,199
that no skin off my nose happy to yep

1672
01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:34,120
like Piggy backs all

1673
01:12:31,199 --> 01:12:36,800
around

1674
01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:41,199
heyo then as they are working on like

1675
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:44,320
getting the women out of the stasis pods

1676
01:12:41,199 --> 01:12:48,239
um vectal is explaining that they're

1677
01:12:44,320 --> 01:12:50,760
going to hunt a beast called a

1678
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:54,560
SOS I don't know sure felt a little

1679
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:56,800
russan um a little bit Yeah essentially

1680
01:12:54,560 --> 01:13:00,719
it's a giant beast that's filled with

1681
01:12:56,800 --> 01:13:01,960
kooy so whenever you need a c like you

1682
01:13:00,719 --> 01:13:03,360
have to kill the beast but then like

1683
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,639
there's enough kooy for everyone who

1684
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:07,120
will need one it's not like you have to

1685
01:13:04,639 --> 01:13:10,320
kill

1686
01:13:07,120 --> 01:13:12,520
all um but they also say that like when

1687
01:13:10,320 --> 01:13:15,480
uh they have kids that like their kids

1688
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:16,840
will need a kui as well and so they

1689
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:19,000
whenever there's a new birth in the

1690
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:21,159
tribe they go on the hunt to kill one so

1691
01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:23,520
that the child will

1692
01:13:21,159 --> 01:13:26,360
survive because you know nitrogen in the

1693
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:30,040
air gets a little right well I hope aui

1694
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:32,280
is not finite a finite resource I was

1695
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:33,960
wondering that yeah and there you know

1696
01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:36,400
I've only read the first two so I guess

1697
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:38,440
there are 19 more books for me to

1698
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:41,760
discover if they're there's a a kooy

1699
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:43,960
shortage yes I'm like are they mating

1700
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:47,760
and reproducing because I hope so what

1701
01:13:43,960 --> 01:13:47,760
happens if you kill all of the

1702
01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:56,920
Sak such a hard K I really

1703
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:58,440
try you nailed it um then as this is

1704
01:13:56,920 --> 01:14:01,719
going on there's like a high-pitched

1705
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:03,679
wine and Kira like claps her hand to her

1706
01:14:01,719 --> 01:14:06,120
ear where she has the translator and

1707
01:14:03,679 --> 01:14:08,960
then collapses oh and then like all of

1708
01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:10,800
the women are wincing and then all of

1709
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:13,000
The Trackers that they have in their

1710
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:15,440
arms from the OG aliens start like

1711
01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:17,080
lighting up and they're like we need to

1712
01:14:15,440 --> 01:14:21,080
get out of here the aliens are coming

1713
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:22,960
back MH um people are like bet you're

1714
01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:24,880
you're coming with us no problem at all

1715
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:28,320
let's also maybe cut those trackers out

1716
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:30,840
of you and so they all leave and they go

1717
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:33,440
on the hunt for a

1718
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:35,120
Sak love it every time and each

1719
01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:37,360
pronunciation is a little different it

1720
01:14:35,120 --> 01:14:40,040
just they all have a hard K on the end

1721
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:45,920
that's the only consistent thing starts

1722
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:45,920
with an s ends with a hard K SOS nailed

1723
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:54,440
it I feel like I would say that in

1724
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:55,560
Europe and just get punched in the face

1725
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:57,600
accident

1726
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:59,960
yeah like what do you say about my M

1727
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:02,360
like insulted someone's mother 100%

1728
01:14:59,960 --> 01:15:03,840
absolutely so they get all of the women

1729
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:06,440
and they get the trackers out of them

1730
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:09,280
and they go and hunt the giant beast and

1731
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:12,560
then they kill the giant beast and then

1732
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:17,280
koi essentially look like glowing worms

1733
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:20,120
so it's like a parasite like organism um

1734
01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:22,800
that enter you through they like like

1735
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:26,480
vectal like cut like puts a little cut

1736
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,239
on Georgie's neck and like that's how it

1737
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:32,280
enters so she doesn't eat it okay it

1738
01:15:29,239 --> 01:15:34,400
just Burrows and I don't know if if if

1739
01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:38,600
burrowing is

1740
01:15:34,400 --> 01:15:40,960
worse burrowing feels

1741
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,760
worse initially but then also you don't

1742
01:15:40,960 --> 01:15:43,840
have to

1743
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:47,040
swallow I heard

1744
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:50,920
it I really didn't

1745
01:15:47,040 --> 01:15:53,920
think I didn't think you know end of

1746
01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:57,080
sentence no comma yeah yeah

1747
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:59,239
yeah so all of the women get a kooie

1748
01:15:57,080 --> 01:16:01,679
sure and

1749
01:15:59,239 --> 01:16:04,679
then vectal and Georgie have their

1750
01:16:01,679 --> 01:16:07,960
solidifying [ __ ] is like actually being

1751
01:16:04,679 --> 01:16:10,480
fully resonated and mated um she

1752
01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:11,840
introduces him to doggy style which most

1753
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:14,520
of the time they don't do because they

1754
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:17,600
have tails right and he has that little

1755
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:20,840
nub on the top of his dick so she loves

1756
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:22,639
the little ass play action and he loves

1757
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,960
it as well and it's something that he

1758
01:16:22,639 --> 01:16:28,080
never thought was an option H right

1759
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:30,040
because he didn't think any of this was

1760
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:32,040
an option until like 4 days ago right

1761
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:34,480
and then his life changed cre with new

1762
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:36,000
Anatomy yeah then as they're [ __ ]

1763
01:16:34,480 --> 01:16:39,400
they see the alien

1764
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:40,440
spaceship come over and then leave cuz

1765
01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:44,600
the ship was

1766
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:47,600
empty and now they're here for good the

1767
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:47,600
end

1768
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:55,960
wow wow yeah what a journey you're

1769
01:16:53,040 --> 01:16:58,400
welcome yeah

1770
01:16:55,960 --> 01:17:00,159
yeah okay what are your thoughts as

1771
01:16:58,400 --> 01:17:03,239
someone who did not read

1772
01:17:00,159 --> 01:17:07,719
that um my first thought is every time

1773
01:17:03,239 --> 01:17:10,159
you said Koy all I could think was Kio

1774
01:17:07,719 --> 01:17:13,679
colani which was

1775
01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:17,239
the the last queen of the Hawaiian

1776
01:17:13,679 --> 01:17:22,400
people which is not relevant so great

1777
01:17:17,239 --> 01:17:25,159
trivia fact though thank you yes um

1778
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:28,760
so there was that do you have question

1779
01:17:25,159 --> 01:17:28,760
questions I mean

1780
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:36,400
yeah duh I mean I don't feel like you

1781
01:17:33,600 --> 01:17:40,760
could hear a synopsis of that and not

1782
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:43,600
have follow-up questions that is fair

1783
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:45,560
like does everybody live in one cave was

1784
01:17:43,600 --> 01:17:48,000
the cave they entered like a little town

1785
01:17:45,560 --> 01:17:51,159
or a village there are more details that

1786
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:54,639
I just like didn't necessarily go into

1787
01:17:51,159 --> 01:17:56,760
where it seems that there's like one big

1788
01:17:54,639 --> 01:17:59,400
like Central cave and then there are

1789
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:02,480
like little pod caves that are like

1790
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:05,639
where people live individually but there

1791
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:08,679
is like a community area that has um

1792
01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:10,320
like a river running through it a creek

1793
01:18:08,679 --> 01:18:12,239
sort of thing so they have a place to

1794
01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:16,239
bathe and gather and things of that

1795
01:18:12,239 --> 01:18:19,719
capacity okay okay well that's good

1796
01:18:16,239 --> 01:18:21,840
yes but also there're probably other

1797
01:18:19,719 --> 01:18:24,320
details that like we won't learn about

1798
01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:27,920
until Book 15 well I also am wondering

1799
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:30,679
if George she is pregnant she is oh okay

1800
01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:33,560
yes I mean I assumed um but what I found

1801
01:18:30,679 --> 01:18:36,320
interesting because then read the second

1802
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:38,719
book which is about Liz who's like super

1803
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:41,400
snarky and

1804
01:18:38,719 --> 01:18:43,920
honestly I didn't find her that

1805
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:47,800
endearing like I enjoyed the book but I

1806
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:51,560
like didn't love Liz

1807
01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:53,679
um she gets pregnant as well because

1808
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:55,560
pretty much you resonate and then if you

1809
01:18:53,679 --> 01:18:57,719
start [ __ ] you're going to get pregs

1810
01:18:55,560 --> 01:18:59,800
is the energy it's giving but then we

1811
01:18:57,719 --> 01:19:03,320
learned that their uh pregnancies are

1812
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:07,320
like 35 months long Jesus

1813
01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:09,159
Christ yes and I that is where I have a

1814
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,560
lot more questions that I don't have

1815
01:19:09,159 --> 01:19:13,360
answers to me I had questions about like

1816
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:15,040
the compatibility and like what does

1817
01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:16,560
this alien pregnancy look like and what

1818
01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:18,760
does that do and what is the birth like

1819
01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:21,400
and like what's a hybrid like and all

1820
01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,639
that [ __ ] right but 35 months I feel

1821
01:19:21,400 --> 01:19:25,040
like I don't want the answers to any

1822
01:19:22,639 --> 01:19:26,760
other questions well and also Al you got

1823
01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:28,600
to think how quickly was Ruby Dixon

1824
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:31,840
dropping these books in the series

1825
01:19:28,600 --> 01:19:34,159
because if it takes 3 years and like all

1826
01:19:31,840 --> 01:19:36,199
of these books are like back to back

1827
01:19:34,159 --> 01:19:38,080
where they're initially meeting I'm like

1828
01:19:36,199 --> 01:19:40,120
how long before we actually see a

1829
01:19:38,080 --> 01:19:42,480
pregnancy all the way through it could

1830
01:19:40,120 --> 01:19:46,880
be book three find out what a little

1831
01:19:42,480 --> 01:19:49,760
hybrid looks like yeah valid questions

1832
01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:54,480
okay what is our rating system for today

1833
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:54,480
though um worms

1834
01:19:55,000 --> 01:19:58,120
when you when you said that for some

1835
01:19:56,320 --> 01:20:03,320
reason all I thought of was

1836
01:19:58,120 --> 01:20:06,719
um the office when Kelly is

1837
01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:09,600
like wants to lose weight yes and she's

1838
01:20:06,719 --> 01:20:12,760
like I hate this thing inside me when

1839
01:20:09,600 --> 01:20:15,560
she's like Creed gave it to me he's like

1840
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:18,000
that wasn't a tapeworm that wasn't a

1841
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:19,239
tapeworm that honestly I was thinking

1842
01:20:18,000 --> 01:20:22,520
like so they're they're eating a

1843
01:20:19,239 --> 01:20:24,320
tapeworm like yeah that was kind of yeah

1844
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:26,320
but no the tapeworm is just burrowing on

1845
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:28,040
its own

1846
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:30,080
I don't have a different I don't have a

1847
01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:35,199
better word than burrow but it does feel

1848
01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:38,239
worse somehow yeah um okay I think worms

1849
01:20:35,199 --> 01:20:40,400
are a great option yeah let's go like

1850
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:44,159
out of

1851
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:45,880
like 500 worms worms are very small

1852
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:47,060
that's true and I don't know how many

1853
01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:51,650
are

1854
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[Laughter]

1855
01:20:52,239 --> 01:20:58,600
inoc but I probably not that that many

1856
01:20:55,000 --> 01:21:03,040
we can go out of 100 okay

1857
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:06,000
okay I would probably go like

1858
01:21:03,040 --> 01:21:08,480
55 okay maybe

1859
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:13,000
60 okay I think I would maybe go yeah

1860
01:21:08,480 --> 01:21:16,880
like 55 to 60 we can 57.5 worms oh no

1861
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:16,880
not a half 57

1862
01:21:18,320 --> 01:21:23,320
worms 57 worms I'm comfortable with that

1863
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57 out of

1864
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100 c

1865
01:21:25,360 --> 01:21:32,440
worms sure they glow worms cotie worms

1866
01:21:29,280 --> 01:21:35,120
circle circle dot dot I got my kooy

1867
01:21:32,440 --> 01:21:37,120
shot I also was thinking about ringworm

1868
01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:38,199
really repeatedly in the whole time you

1869
01:21:37,120 --> 01:21:40,960
I was

1870
01:21:38,199 --> 01:21:42,600
like let's not do that many ring worm

1871
01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:46,360
that would not be ideal that's

1872
01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:50,520
horrifying yes um but honestly I it's a

1873
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:52,520
very endearing yeah read it sounds cute

1874
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:55,000
yes cute and kind of fun and like a

1875
01:21:52,520 --> 01:21:57,120
little different yeah I I haven't

1876
01:21:55,000 --> 01:22:00,480
necessarily read anything exactly like

1877
01:21:57,120 --> 01:22:02,960
it it was very

1878
01:22:00,480 --> 01:22:05,080
Charming uh and sure there are moments

1879
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:07,679
where you're suspending belief but

1880
01:22:05,080 --> 01:22:09,719
like you got smuggled by aliens onto an

1881
01:22:07,679 --> 01:22:13,000
ice Planet you're suspending belief from

1882
01:22:09,719 --> 01:22:15,800
the jump right right so I would

1883
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:18,000
recommend reading it I do think it is

1884
01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:21,760
charming I think that there's a lot that

1885
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:24,560
like I couldn't necessarily capture that

1886
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:27,760
was cute but would actually recommend

1887
01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:29,560
commend the read if that is a genre that

1888
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:32,679
that you are into and actually quite

1889
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:34,639
frankly even if you aren't someone who

1890
01:22:32,679 --> 01:22:37,120
like has historically read like alien or

1891
01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:39,760
Monster smut or or things of that

1892
01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:41,880
capacity I feel like this felt very like

1893
01:22:39,760 --> 01:22:44,880
approachable yeah like very like entry

1894
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:48,080
level yeah yeah so if you're interested

1895
01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:49,639
in exploring yes exactly if you're like

1896
01:22:48,080 --> 01:22:51,520
oh I'd like like I've never read

1897
01:22:49,639 --> 01:22:54,080
anything in that genre maybe I would be

1898
01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:55,480
interested this is one to try it on H

1899
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,679
for sure

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all right and if you don't like it you

1901
01:22:56,679 --> 01:23:00,120
don't need to read the next 20 in the

1902
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:01,800
series yeah you can cut your losses you

1903
01:23:00,120 --> 01:23:05,239
can stay where you are it was it's like

1904
01:23:01,800 --> 01:23:09,000
180 pages that it is a quick read it is

1905
01:23:05,239 --> 01:23:14,400
low investment yes absolutely yeah all

1906
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:17,360
right well let us know how many kooey

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01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:19,480
worms don't know why but every time it's

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01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:22,159
just something about the words uh how

1909
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many worms you would rate this book

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