Just when you thought the
Soto trade was going to be the news of the week,
Ohtani signed with LAD, pushing contract numbers so far into Monopoly money they may never come back. The rest of the league was busy playing “where’s Evan,” bringing Fedde back from the KBO, and moving around more Nicks. In our second week of profiling boyfriends, we look at the Royals and our hometown Nationals. Pottymouth collects some Garcias, including softball teammate of Acuña, Jr., Maikel Garcia of KC, and a very specific
Luis Garcia of WAS, both giving her the opportunity to reference her Jerry Garcia BOS jersey. Patti talks Juniors, starting with KC’s
MJ Melendez, who’s record vs BOS allows her to ALSO reference Garcia night at Fenway, and
Stone Garrett, proving the success of hard work with an assist from LinkedIn. The Winter Ball out of line behavior of
Ronald Acuña, Sr. has us saying Daddy way too many times. The
draft lottery gives CLE its first #1 pick ever, and are the
Os really for sale?