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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hey everybody welcome to spot club i'm

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hannah

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and i'm chelsea

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welcome here we're glad you're here

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i know

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how's your day going

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what

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okay i don't you know i thought i you

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missed 100 of the shots you don't take i

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thought i'd try something

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as the words came out of my mouth i

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realized i didn't know what i was trying

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um i was like oh

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you didn't know what shot you were

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taking i did not i it was a blindfolded

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shot sure um

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did i miss

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who can say

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you know i'm gonna leave that alone

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i'm gonna leave that alone and i'm gonna

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let you have it because um i fully

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expect to be mocked relentlessly for the

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review i have for you guys today so

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you know i'm i'm gonna

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leave some of my

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you're not you're not gonna talk mad

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[ __ ] coming out the gate because it's

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not

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because you're like i will get that

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returned to me okay hannah yep what are

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what are we reviewing today we are

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reviewing bride of shadows by ray watson

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not bread of shadows not as my husband

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thought you were saying the pride bride

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that's a bakery reverse harem

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that's some kind of like

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she's a baker

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and she accidentally summons a demon

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wow she's making bread the oven is a

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portal to the hellmouth

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are we writing a book right now because

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i'm writing a book i hate it but i've

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also read things that are worse than

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what we're pitching yeah

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yeah and the thing about this one

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actually is that i did like it um

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it was different i feel like a lot of

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times the storylines of the books we

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review are very similar it's like

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girl feels sort of pudgy and generally

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down on herself hasn't had a great love

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life girl that girl who's done on

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herself for being pudgy that everyone

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else thinks is smoking hot and that her

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curves are to die for and luscious yes

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luscious is the word and then out super

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alpha male shows up and is like i'm into

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you baby and she's like big yikes and he

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just keeps going for it until eventually

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they get together like that's the story

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line of the majority of the books um and

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this one is not like that it's different

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so that made it intriguing to me

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this is a reverse harem okay and it is

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paranormal

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so we open with is that is that your

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favorite type

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you know i think i go through phases

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um that's you know that's a very fair

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assessment because i i'll say there are

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times when i like

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like bulk download books

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and i like look and i'm like did i just

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download five mafia reverse param books

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and then like the next time i'm like

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these are all fluffy warm bowls of

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nothing and then like the next time i'm

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like these are all

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paranormal so i feel you on the phases

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reverse harem or paranormal kick it's

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you know you know the ones that are like

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in the middle of the yeah

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the fluffy crime things the fluffy

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yeah fluffy crime crime committed

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against muppets the fluffy crime

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what was that melissa carthy

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melissa mccarthy muppet

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it was it was not good i didn't watch it

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i know what you're talking about yeah

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you didn't miss out on literally

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anything noted yeah um but anyway bride

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of shadows reverse harem paranormal um

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main chickie she works for a place

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called cronus which is a very super

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love secrecy um she um is an basically

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like an intake coordinator for

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supernatural creatures

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research and stuff

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research and she does intakes on them so

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paranormal creatures okay which is part

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the existence of these creatures from

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lab where she works

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she's apparently like best friends with

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the ravens who live in the tree outside

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her window so she like gives them

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something shiny and is like doing her

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thing it's sort of like um

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snow white or cinderella like she's

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friends with the woodland creatures

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yes wrote cinderella exactly um and she

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also starts talking about how she has

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this autoimmune disease um that is

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unknown nobody really understands what

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medicated um to manage this disease

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so she gets to work

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she's assigned to sub-level z which

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which is where they put like the ultra

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normally she has some information she

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has their name she has their like type

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of creature she has a little bit of

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information about them

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shades and that's all the information

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she has they are shades which are kind

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of demon that's it thank you for the

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clarification i was like

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only three shades of gray

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so she has no other information about

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them which is highly unusual she also

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finds out that four other intake people

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have gone down to do their intakes and

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have been severely attacked and unable

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to complete the intakes

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so she gets down

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down there and she sees these three

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glass cubes in this giant room that are

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swirling darkness

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shades of gray exactly okay um and then

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slowly the darkness kind of comes

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together and forms three men

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forms into men who are gorgeous obs

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how do we get there

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that's not an exact quote but she does

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iran ron we're just gonna go with iran

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so um she goes to him first he tells her

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his name

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and says uh so she has to collect blood

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hair nail scrapings and a bunch of other

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stuff a bunch of other measurements and

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whatnot

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it's like janice dickinson's

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autobiography when she kept talking

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about her flower tingling like oh i just

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i also like that we

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we've talked about that before and

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you're like yeah i know i know what

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janice dickinson's vag was doing

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um pulsating stop

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her womanhood pulses with interest

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um and he makes really weird comments

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um she looks just like her mother she

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has her mother's eyes she's like the

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[ __ ] are you talking about because she's

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never met her mother her mom died when

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she was an infant so she's like

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who even the [ __ ] are you

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so uh he tells her that they are not

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shades and they are as old as time and

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she's like okay

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well if you're not shades the [ __ ] are

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what are you taylor's oldest i know i

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almost did that i almost did that but he

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does tell her they're as old as time and

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so all of a sudden she starts to get

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super emotional like she's just

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overwhelmed um

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and he

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grabs for her

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and the security guy comes in and like

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hauls her out

293
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and she just like falls onto the ground

294
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sobbing and coughing up blood

295
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and

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yes

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um celine starts alluding to this

298
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darkness within her that she's been

299
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keeping repressed for her whole life

300
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um that she feels like it's literally

301
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clawing her insides to get out and it

302
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hurts a lot and that's why she's like

303
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coughing up this blood

304
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so

305
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this is intriguing right yeah so after

306
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three days at home and two days of desk

307
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duty um because she regularly has to

308
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take time off because of this autoimmune

309
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disease they're constantly adjusting her

310
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medications and she's just like

311
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she's never hungry her dad makes her

312
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drink these weird smoothie things she's

313
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just like generally miserable with this

314
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like chronic illness

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um

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so three days at home two days of death

317
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duty she decides that she's gonna go

318
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back to

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sub level z alone

320
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um

321
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so she goes into the room and

322
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then she's like um

323
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this was a mistake like she sees the

324
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darkness swirling and like starting to

325
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form into men and she's like um

326
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i take it back i should go

327
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i should go i should go i should go but

328
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then

329
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iran

330
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says to the other two

331
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enough

332
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and they both say enough and then just

333
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bust out of their cells

334
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um like nothing

335
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like nothing they form back into smoke

336
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you mean out of their prison cells yes i

337
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was thinking like

338
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i was like

339
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you're like they bust out of their cells

340
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:14,079
i was like and they turn back into smoke

341
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i'm very

342
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:18,839
okay i see i see where i zigged where i

343
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should have zagged

344
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um so

345
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nothing is actually holding them they

346
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are all there

347
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yeah got it they allow themselves to be

348
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captured and held essentially

349
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so

350
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um they chase her down um and bust out

351
00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:37,279
of the room she's trying to get to the

352
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elevator

353
00:13:37,279 --> 00:13:42,800
um but they grab her and then all of a

354
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sudden a system-wide alarm goes off

355
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um for the entire building so like baby

356
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girl if their cells did not hold them

357
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the elevator

358
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you know probably won't make a

359
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:55,839
difference she's really trying though

360
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:58,160
so um she hits a button in the elevator

361
00:13:55,839 --> 00:14:00,079
she tries to get out um because they

362
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like make it to the elevator with her so

363
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:03,600
they're all

364
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on the elevator so she hits a random

365
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:07,760
floor to just get out

366
00:14:05,519 --> 00:14:10,560
um but when the doors open it's a

367
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:12,320
straight up war zone on the floor

368
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:14,000
because apparently

369
00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,880
our lovely friends

370
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uh unlocked every door

371
00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:20,720
they got into the system when they

372
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busted out of their cells

373
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and

374
00:14:21,839 --> 00:14:25,839
opened every door

375
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:29,880
so all the creatures are out even the

376
00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:29,880
ones who were there voluntarily

377
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so

378
00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,279
um there are creatures everywhere she

379
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,279
starts trying to run

380
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:39,600
um and a guard shows up and she's like

381
00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:40,880
finally i'm gonna be safe awesome but

382
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:42,720
he's just like

383
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mowing people down like it doesn't

384
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:46,560
matter if they're creatures or if

385
00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,440
they're employees everybody's getting

386
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,440
shot

387
00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:50,639
so oh no

388
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:53,440
um

389
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,560
balor who's another one of our

390
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:58,880
shadows

391
00:14:54,560 --> 00:15:02,000
um goes absolutely ballistic and kills

392
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:04,079
all of the guards like he he

393
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,920
disintegrates into shadow

394
00:15:04,079 --> 00:15:07,680
and then they're just like body parts

395
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:10,800
flying out of the darkness like he's

396
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:12,880
just like taking people down

397
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:14,560
um

398
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:15,760
so then

399
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:19,440
um

400
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:21,279
he says to celine

401
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,800
wild things don't belong in cages and

402
00:15:21,279 --> 00:15:24,240
that includes you

403
00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:27,600
oh so

404
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:29,120
which was a fun line so then um iran

405
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:31,440
picks her up throws her over his

406
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,399
shoulder um

407
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,639
and

408
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:36,079
he's like weirdly caressing her leg

409
00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,759
while they're like running through this

410
00:15:36,079 --> 00:15:40,480
war zone and she's

411
00:15:37,759 --> 00:15:42,800
into it but she's like i'm not into it i

412
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,800
can't be into it this is not good none

413
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:47,440
of this is good she's like stepping into

414
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,480
the celine stop banging exactly she's

415
00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:53,279
like cross your legs god damn

416
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:56,800
there's like blood and bodies everywhere

417
00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:59,040
we can't be doing this right now um

418
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:01,920
so uh some more creatures start to

419
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:04,320
follow her um and she starts to freak

420
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:07,279
out because they are really really bad

421
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:09,120
but the third shadow draco

422
00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:11,680
um malfoy

423
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:14,639
yes um

424
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:17,120
he just like [ __ ]

425
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:19,600
rips one of them in half with his bare

426
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:22,000
hands he's the most unassuming one he's

427
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:24,079
like the thinnest and like them like he

428
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,839
looks the most kind of

429
00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:27,120
you mean like when we reviewed ruthless

430
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:29,839
creatures and we were saying like the

431
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,839
quiet ones

432
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,680
exactly exactly exactly got it so he

433
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:37,360
rips one in half and the other one is

434
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,800
like oh [ __ ] and runs away um i mean i

435
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:42,560
would run too

436
00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:44,560
yes yeah um so they keep moving um

437
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,000
towards the stairs the elevator is dead

438
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,920
they make it out to the courtyard and

439
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,800
she sees her dad through the window and

440
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:52,880
she starts screaming for her dad um

441
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,600
and

442
00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:57,839
that's it like he sees her his eyes get

443
00:16:55,600 --> 00:17:00,639
wide and he yells something she can't

444
00:16:57,839 --> 00:17:02,639
hear and then the guys all she calls it

445
00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:05,360
going dark so they all turn into

446
00:17:02,639 --> 00:17:06,559
darkness again and then just like whisk

447
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:10,240
her away

448
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:12,000
um and so she do they also turn her into

449
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:14,160
darkness or she's just like so she's

450
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,559
like floating in it okay floating in

451
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:19,039
darkness and just like can't see yes but

452
00:17:16,559 --> 00:17:21,039
she describes like a feeling of comfort

453
00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:22,319
like she's freaked out but she's also

454
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:24,799
like

455
00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:27,120
comfortable as they're moving her

456
00:17:24,799 --> 00:17:30,240
um so

457
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:31,760
um she is somewhere in the woods and she

458
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,799
knows that she's really far away from

459
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,960
her home

460
00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:37,760
um so she tries to run she screams for

461
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:41,919
help um

462
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:41,919
balor turns into a clydesdale

463
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,400
why wouldn't he

464
00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:48,640
i don't know um have you ever seen a

465
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,320
clydesdale in person negative ghost

466
00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,400
rider

467
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,760
they're huge

468
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:56,480
like

469
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:58,400
like truly so um

470
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,200
busch gardens

471
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,280
ah

472
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:05,120
bush like being like

473
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:07,120
am heiser yes um

474
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:08,880
i don't know why it was related but they

475
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,480
had clydesdales

476
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,919
they had tons of clydesdales at busch

477
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:14,640
gardens

478
00:18:11,919 --> 00:18:16,799
um and you could like walk through and

479
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:19,360
they are

480
00:18:16,799 --> 00:18:20,080
they're they are massive i don't like

481
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:22,559
that

482
00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:24,400
i mean they're just like they're horses

483
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,640
i

484
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,880
actually have a fear of horses they

485
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:32,080
scare themselves what get out of me

486
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:34,720
these what is so bad i

487
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:36,240
i never knew you had a fear of horses i

488
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,400
they really really scare me when i was

489
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:41,440
like 11 or 12 i went on this horseback

490
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:45,440
riding thing and for some reason i all i

491
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:47,280
chose like the oldest most ornery horse

492
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:48,640
i don't know why

493
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:52,000
but he

494
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:54,480
saw the barn like he had already been

495
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,400
problematic through the whole ride but

496
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:58,400
he saw the barn

497
00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:00,640
when we were almost back and took off at

498
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:03,520
a gallop through the trees and i got

499
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:06,880
like cut up like

500
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,960
cut up all over it i'm just screaming my

501
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:12,080
head off so ever since then i've been

502
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:13,919
like hard pass on the horses so the idea

503
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:18,400
of a giant horse

504
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:18,400
is not something that i would be into

505
00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:25,120
okay that's a valid you had a traumatic

506
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:27,840
experience um i would recommend just

507
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:29,600
some like light exposure therapy well i

508
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:32,400
have done that because i've taken

509
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:36,160
patients for equine therapy before

510
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:40,559
um so i can be the first time i did it

511
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:43,760
it was as a staff outing thing for work

512
00:19:40,559 --> 00:19:45,919
um with an equine therapist and i just

513
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:48,640
cried in the corner like i just stood in

514
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:50,880
the corner of the barn and sobbed and

515
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:53,280
the lady was so nice and she's like it's

516
00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,520
okay you're like are you ready to get a

517
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:57,600
little closer and i was like no and

518
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,760
she's like that's okay you let me know

519
00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:02,960
when you're ready and eventually i did

520
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:05,039
touch the horse okay and i cried a lot

521
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:08,080
i'm so freaked out

522
00:20:05,039 --> 00:20:10,720
um but since then i mean i can be near a

523
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:12,480
horse i would prefer not to be

524
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,400
but i can be near a horse without crying

525
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,880
or hyperventilating so

526
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,400
i love horses

527
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,679
i

528
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,159
once

529
00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:24,720
was oversold the desperation of a

530
00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:26,799
rehabilitation facility needing a equine

531
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:29,039
therapist and i was told if you are into

532
00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:30,240
horses that would be enough

533
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:31,679
um

534
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:34,159
and i had a friend who worked there and

535
00:20:31,679 --> 00:20:37,600
i had a job interview and it was not

536
00:20:34,159 --> 00:20:40,159
enough that was not a great interview

537
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,559
because they said do you ride english or

538
00:20:40,159 --> 00:20:45,039
western and i just went i really like

539
00:20:42,559 --> 00:20:45,039
horses

540
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:52,480
but also so recently

541
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:54,559
um my like extended family my sister and

542
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:57,120
brother-in-law we were all up at my

543
00:20:54,559 --> 00:20:59,200
parents house and i was talking to my

544
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,559
uncle about an aunt who was not on the

545
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:02,640
trip but i was like yeah do you remember

546
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:04,480
when her horse got horse napped

547
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:06,720
and you told me about that well okay but

548
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,080
i have an update on it because what he

549
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,200
goes

550
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:11,440
no

551
00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:12,880
i don't remember that at all and i was

552
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,400
like

553
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:16,240
wait what

554
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,840
and he's like i don't remember that

555
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:20,240
happening

556
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,240
i'm like

557
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,640
oh okay so i like open he and i are like

558
00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:26,880
sitting on like the deck having this

559
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:28,000
conversation so i open the door inside

560
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,760
the house and my mom and aunt are

561
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,760
sitting there i'm like do y'all remember

562
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:33,600
when that horse got horse napped

563
00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,799
and they're like

564
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:38,000
no

565
00:21:34,799 --> 00:21:40,080
we'll see we don't remember this like

566
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:43,600
are you sure that happened she sold the

567
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:45,679
horse at one point and i was like

568
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:47,760
maybe i like really made up this whole

569
00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:51,039
thing and my uncle was like

570
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:52,159
i mean it's a it's a great story

571
00:21:51,039 --> 00:21:54,880
but then

572
00:21:52,159 --> 00:21:57,440
even if it's all lies truly great story

573
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:59,760
so then the next day i'm like where it

574
00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,440
comes back up and i say i'm like

575
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,720
yeah i mean apparently i'm i just like

576
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:04,240
created the story and i'm the only one

577
00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,919
that remembered the horse getting horse

578
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,200
napped and my sister was like no you're

579
00:22:05,919 --> 00:22:09,840
not that happened

580
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:12,480
that's 100 true and i was but my sister

581
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:14,960
and i are apparently the only two

582
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:17,039
that have any recollection

583
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:19,200
of this horse

584
00:22:17,039 --> 00:22:20,720
getting horse napped

585
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,240
what

586
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:24,400
it's like honestly it's still kind of

587
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,080
messing with me because like all of the

588
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,520
adults were like we have no idea what

589
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:30,320
you're talking about my sister's like

590
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,320
yeah that is absolutely true i 100

591
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:35,200
remember that story

592
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:36,559
what okay so he turns into a clydesdale

593
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,320
and he turns into a question no it's

594
00:22:36,559 --> 00:22:40,080
fine but my aunt's horse may or may not

595
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,240
have been horse now he turns into a

596
00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:45,440
clydesdale he turns into a clydesdale

597
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:47,679
and he chases her down

598
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:49,600
she begs them not to hurt her

599
00:22:47,679 --> 00:22:51,919
um and they are

600
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:54,240
super confused she's like please don't

601
00:22:51,919 --> 00:22:57,360
hurt me please don't hurt me just take

602
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,760
me home and they're like uh why would we

603
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:01,039
hurt you exactly like what even are you

604
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,360
saying to us

605
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:05,840
um so she tells them she really needs to

606
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:07,679
go home because she needs her medication

607
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:09,440
because she's sick so she has this

608
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:11,760
autoimmune disorder she takes all these

609
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,640
pills every day she can't just not take

610
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,880
them

611
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:16,000
she needs to go home

612
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,360
and they

613
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,120
start laughing

614
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,480
they're they think she's joking about

615
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:23,360
being sick

616
00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:25,760
and she gets really mad she's like this

617
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:27,840
is not a [ __ ] joke this is my life i

618
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,600
need my medication like this is not

619
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:31,360
[ __ ] funny she's like chronic illness

620
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,960
isn't a joke

621
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:34,159
exactly

622
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,960
but then

623
00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:40,960
iran tells her that she can't get sick

624
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,960
because she's a daughter of the night

625
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,200
are are they

626
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,919
they're sons of the night

627
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,760
they're

628
00:23:45,919 --> 00:23:52,240
they're fathers they're daddies

629
00:23:49,760 --> 00:23:54,880
are there night daddies or the daddies

630
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,880
of the night

631
00:23:56,159 --> 00:24:02,200
night daddies hell yeah oh my god no

632
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,880
well i'm like

633
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:11,760
oh she's a daughter then i okay i'm

634
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:14,080
trying to connect the dots here well i'm

635
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,360
gonna connect them for you

636
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,960
right now

637
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:19,600
if they don't connect to night daddy i

638
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:22,320
don't wanna well they do connect tonight

639
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,200
daddy but that's not the name he uses

640
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,039
okay

641
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,080
because the name is good

642
00:24:25,039 --> 00:24:28,240
no

643
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,240
so

644
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:33,200
like damn it night daddy ray watson you

645
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:35,840
missed an opportunity that's what i'm

646
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:38,159
going to call him from now on so

647
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:40,880
iran explains that she is a a daughter

648
00:24:38,159 --> 00:24:43,679
of nyx who is the primordial goddess of

649
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:47,360
the night yes the greek goddess right

650
00:24:43,679 --> 00:24:52,480
um and they uh the three men are all

651
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:55,200
pieces of erebus's cloak so erebus um

652
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:57,200
is nyx's counterpart he's the god of the

653
00:24:55,200 --> 00:25:00,240
knight right

654
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,039
the primordial god

655
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:04,000
so

656
00:25:01,039 --> 00:25:07,120
he that's like the the greek myth is

657
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:09,679
that night happens when erebus like

658
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:10,640
moves over the

659
00:25:09,679 --> 00:25:13,440
sky

660
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:15,120
and his cloak is the knight so they are

661
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:18,000
pieces of his cloak

662
00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:20,400
that over time like fell off

663
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:22,960
and became sentient so they are pieces

664
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,960
of a cloak

665
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:29,120
what a missed opportunity for night

666
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:31,440
daddies

667
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:32,640
right well technically erebus is the

668
00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,480
night daddy

669
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:38,559
um

670
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:41,840
so they tell her that she is

671
00:25:38,559 --> 00:25:44,559
the daughter of nick's cloak daddy's

672
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:45,600
daddies that's like a leather kink feels

673
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,799
like

674
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,360
um

675
00:25:46,799 --> 00:25:51,679
which might be appropriate later but

676
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,679
okay

677
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,840
so they're like listen

678
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,799
you are a daughter of the goddess of

679
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:57,919
night

680
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,520
we are

681
00:25:57,919 --> 00:26:01,760
technically sort of

682
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:05,279
sons of arabists like

683
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:07,840
our love is foretold like we

684
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:08,880
are destined yes

685
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,480
um

686
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:13,279
and they

687
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,080
explain that arabis and nix have this

688
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:18,400
like

689
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:20,240
epic love and so they are

690
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,760
fated to be together they've been

691
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:22,720
looking for her

692
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,600
they're

693
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:28,159
they love her already um

694
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:29,279
and then they they drop the little

695
00:26:28,159 --> 00:26:31,600
tidbit

696
00:26:29,279 --> 00:26:34,080
that they need her to make baby shadows

697
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:36,400
so they cannot make any babies unless

698
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:39,440
they have her

699
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:41,840
they cannot become the cloak daddies

700
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,679
right they can't be true night daddies

701
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:46,400
without her

702
00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:48,000
um so do they do they really love her or

703
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,960
is she a means to an end so they can

704
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:53,200
have little shadow babies exactly okay

705
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:56,080
so um she

706
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:57,919
doesn't believe any of this she's like

707
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:59,679
this is the most preposterous [ __ ]

708
00:26:57,919 --> 00:27:01,039
i've ever heard in my [ __ ] life can

709
00:26:59,679 --> 00:27:02,799
you please just take me home so i can

710
00:27:01,039 --> 00:27:05,279
take my meds and go to bed because this

711
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:06,880
day is stupid she's like i hate

712
00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:08,480
everything about it

713
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,720
um

714
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:12,640
so iran keeps trying to talk to her wait

715
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,159
what's what do you always what did you

716
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:17,520
always used to say when we were together

717
00:27:14,159 --> 00:27:20,080
everything is stupid and i hate it yes

718
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:23,840
that's her describing this day exactly

719
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:26,640
she's like i am not into any of it um so

720
00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,679
iran keeps trying to talk to her and

721
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,840
touch her

722
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:31,919
and she keeps like flinching away she's

723
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:34,080
like

724
00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:34,960
don't [ __ ] touch me she's like please

725
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,640
stop

726
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,799
um

727
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:40,000
and then uh baylor strips for some

728
00:27:38,799 --> 00:27:42,480
reason

729
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:44,320
is he no longer a clydesdale

730
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,240
no he's back into a human

731
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:49,600
um and i don't remember when that

732
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:51,520
happened but he gets naked my my notes

733
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,480
literally say baylor strips for some

734
00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:55,919
reason

735
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:57,120
and starts to lose his [ __ ] so they they

736
00:27:55,919 --> 00:28:00,000
realize

737
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:02,320
she's like so could any shadows have

738
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:06,480
come for me

739
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:09,120
and baylor like loses it he's like nope

740
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,840
nope not any shadows thank you for

741
00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:14,320
asking absolutely the [ __ ] not is that

742
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:17,520
like actually true no other shadows or

743
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:20,159
is that just him

744
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:22,640
yeah he's already super possessive um so

745
00:28:20,159 --> 00:28:24,159
he starts flipping out at the idea that

746
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,960
other shadows could have gotten to her

747
00:28:24,159 --> 00:28:30,720
first um and she's like i

748
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:33,039
need a moment thank you for real so she

749
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:36,720
goes and sits alone and

750
00:28:33,039 --> 00:28:39,279
draco comes over and explains that they

751
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:40,720
are different kinds of darkness so they

752
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:42,320
are brothers

753
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:45,760
not really brothers they're pieces of a

754
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:48,080
cloak and they they want to be eskimo

755
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:51,919
brothers they do want to be eskimo

756
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:53,520
brothers they want to be eskimo daddies

757
00:28:51,919 --> 00:28:56,080
yup

758
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:57,760
hey there's my puppies

759
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,559
we'll get you right back to the show in

760
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,320
just a moment but first

761
00:29:00,559 --> 00:29:03,760
do you like us

762
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:05,120
maybe even

763
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,679
love us

764
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,440
because we sure love you

765
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:11,520
and if you do love us

766
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,360
don't tease us

767
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,840
tell us in those ratings and reviews

768
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:18,399
wherever you're listening right now

769
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:20,559
maybe even send us over to a special

770
00:29:18,399 --> 00:29:22,559
sexy someone that would enjoy getting

771
00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:24,320
smutty with us

772
00:29:22,559 --> 00:29:25,279
because you know the first rule of smug

773
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:28,399
club

774
00:29:25,279 --> 00:29:31,440
is to talk about smut club

775
00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:34,720
all right i won't keep you any longer

776
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,720
let's get back to the show

777
00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:41,840
[Music]

778
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:44,880
so um

779
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:47,360
he explains that baylor is the scary

780
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:50,159
kind of darkness where you're in a

781
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:52,320
haunted house or an old creepy abandoned

782
00:29:50,159 --> 00:29:54,000
building and you're like oh i shouldn't

783
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:56,000
be here yikes

784
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,880
he's that kind of darkness

785
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,200
um

786
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,440
iran is the comforting kind of darkness

787
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:03,600
that you get before sleep

788
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:05,440
um or like very early in the morning

789
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,520
when you wake up before the sun he's

790
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:10,559
that kind of darkness

791
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:13,360
and draco is the hollow kind of darkness

792
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:14,240
just like the nothing kind

793
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:18,720
um

794
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:21,360
so she cries and she tells him that um

795
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:23,520
she really wants to to feel

796
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:26,000
um and to understand but her head is

797
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:29,120
just full of static and she just can't

798
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:31,200
process any of this um and so he holds

799
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:34,320
holds her hand and she just becomes

800
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:36,880
overwhelmed with grief um she's just

801
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,799
processing the trauma of having this

802
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,279
chronic illness processing the trauma of

803
00:30:38,799 --> 00:30:43,440
not having a mom processing all of this

804
00:30:41,279 --> 00:30:45,360
stuff and so she just starts [ __ ]

805
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:49,200
screaming bloody

806
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:51,840
murder like just starts losing her [ __ ]

807
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,600
and then iran comes up and like touches

808
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:56,000
her head and basically like puts her to

809
00:30:53,600 --> 00:31:00,640
sleep with his nice comforting darkness

810
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:02,640
and so she like passes out so was it

811
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:04,720
draco not malfoy

812
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:08,080
so i was like was it malfoy star was

813
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:10,880
malfoy's darkness causing the freak out

814
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,840
it does it's like that is implied okay

815
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,000
um

816
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:17,120
but not explicitly stated

817
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:19,200
um daddy you gotta let go

818
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,880
well he was helping her process because

819
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,960
she'd been holding on to all of it and

820
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:24,320
so she said she wanted to feel it he was

821
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,720
like all right

822
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,960
and like facilitate that process for her

823
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:30,720
you said so

824
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:32,320
careful what you wish for boo

825
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,919
well i mean it kind of feels like when

826
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:36,000
people come into therapy and they're

827
00:31:33,919 --> 00:31:37,760
like right i'm ready to work on this

828
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:40,559
[ __ ] and you get like one session in and

829
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,919
you're like are you i don't

830
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:44,000
i don't think you're ready to work on

831
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:46,640
this

832
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,640
i don't think we're there yeah which is

833
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:50,159
also okay you don't need to be there

834
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,200
exactly sometimes people will come in

835
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:52,080
and start talking about stuff and i'm

836
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:54,080
like

837
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,760
sweetheart

838
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,360
you're not hurting anybody and

839
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:59,760
everything is fine

840
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:01,679
this is okay like you're allowed to have

841
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:03,760
this issue for a minute

842
00:32:01,679 --> 00:32:07,760
how else are you gonna be funny

843
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:07,760
like we don't need to fix all of it

844
00:32:09,519 --> 00:32:12,840
you gotta leave a little trauma there

845
00:32:11,519 --> 00:32:15,600
for the humor

846
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:17,279
exactly i saw a tweet about that a

847
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,720
really long time ago i can't remember

848
00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:20,320
that was like

849
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:23,200
the hardest part about having kids is

850
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,200
figuring out um how to keep them safe

851
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:28,840
while also giving them just enough

852
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:28,840
trauma to be funny

853
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,440
i was like that's good

854
00:32:32,399 --> 00:32:35,519
and

855
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,000
accurate

856
00:32:35,519 --> 00:32:39,600
like it's not it's not wrong and there

857
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320
we are okay so

858
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:43,120
so

859
00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:43,120
aaron

860
00:32:44,399 --> 00:32:47,039
and then she wakes up with him watching

861
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,399
her

862
00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:52,080
um and she is in a lot of pain by this

863
00:32:50,399 --> 00:32:53,440
point she has missed several doses of

864
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:57,039
her medication

865
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:59,679
um and she is really really hurting

866
00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:02,399
so um she goes off to pee

867
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:04,880
and two ravens are watching her

868
00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:07,679
and she has started to put together some

869
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,440
of these guys like their powers and she

870
00:33:07,679 --> 00:33:11,600
realizes that obviously they can

871
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:14,000
shape-shift if baylor can turn into a

872
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:16,159
clydesdale they can shape-shift so she's

873
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:19,120
like are they watching me pee right now

874
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:20,399
because i am not into that like

875
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:22,159
the [ __ ]

876
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:25,840
um

877
00:33:22,159 --> 00:33:25,840
so she goes back by the fire

878
00:33:25,919 --> 00:33:29,519
all three are there so she's like maybe

879
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:31,279
they weren't watching me

880
00:33:29,519 --> 00:33:32,640
i don't know

881
00:33:31,279 --> 00:33:36,240
something else

882
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:39,039
is watching her creepy yeah so she goes

883
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:41,440
back they built her a fire um

884
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:42,480
but she's very very nauseous

885
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,360
um

886
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,360
and

887
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,960
they start

888
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:49,039
basically taking care of her they're

889
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:51,360
picking stuff out of her hair they

890
00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:53,360
hunted some rabbits for her they're like

891
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,720
doing all this stuff to try to keep her

892
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,519
well

893
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,880
um

894
00:33:55,519 --> 00:33:59,440
and

895
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,600
baylor is absolutely oblivious to how

896
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,600
sick she is and is like skinning these

897
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,720
rabbits in front of her and she's like i

898
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,799
will

899
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,320
vomit on you like

900
00:34:06,799 --> 00:34:09,280
you've got to stop

901
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,560
um

902
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,760
and then she does she throws it

903
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:15,119
everywhere

904
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:17,040
um so the guys take her to some unknown

905
00:34:15,119 --> 00:34:19,440
city where they get a hotel for her to

906
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,879
rest in

907
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:22,399
they realized that they tried to care

908
00:34:20,879 --> 00:34:24,000
for her in the woods and like give her

909
00:34:22,399 --> 00:34:25,919
food and keep her warm and everything

910
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,000
but um

911
00:34:25,919 --> 00:34:29,359
she just feels really really terrible

912
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,320
because she's been without her meds for

913
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:32,800
so long

914
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,200
so um some guys come into the parking

915
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:37,440
garage so they like leave her

916
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:39,520
in the parking garage with baylor

917
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,760
and then the other two go in to like get

918
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:44,079
them a room or whatever and these guys

919
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,960
come by the parking garage where

920
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:46,720
um

921
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:48,399
baylor's with celine

922
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:50,879
and um

923
00:34:48,399 --> 00:34:53,040
one asks if celine is okay because she's

924
00:34:50,879 --> 00:34:55,440
clearly not feeling well

925
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:58,160
um and baylor does

926
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:00,079
not appreciate it and he just goes like

927
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,680
full darkness and scares the absolute

928
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:03,599
living [ __ ] out of this poor little

929
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:06,000
hipster boy who just wanted to ask if

930
00:35:03,599 --> 00:35:08,640
she was okay because she's a girl in a

931
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:12,320
parking garage alone with a massive dude

932
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:15,520
i'm not loving his energy no i'm also

933
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,960
not she is also not she gets very angry

934
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,599
she's like that was completely unfucking

935
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,320
necessary what is wrong with you

936
00:35:19,599 --> 00:35:22,640
so

937
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:24,960
um he's like uh

938
00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:26,880
nobody should be talking to you but me

939
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:28,839
and my brothers so

940
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:31,280
sorry not sorry

941
00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:33,920
um she's like that's unnecessary and

942
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:37,440
he's like i'm doubling down yeah he's

943
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:40,960
like i don't feel bad

944
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:42,640
um so then she's in the hotel bath and

945
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:44,240
around shows up and he's like don't be

946
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,599
scared of us like you don't need to be

947
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,359
scared of us

948
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:49,359
and he keeps talking and talking and

949
00:35:47,359 --> 00:35:51,520
talking about how epic their love is and

950
00:35:49,359 --> 00:35:52,640
how epic you know their whole story is

951
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,720
going to be

952
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,240
draco shows up with rose petals and they

953
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:59,520
like candles for her and they do all

954
00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:00,640
this romantic [ __ ] um iran kisses her

955
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:03,760
and it's

956
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:05,839
a lot it's very overwhelming for her um

957
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,880
and he starts caressing her which is

958
00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:10,880
fine um my notes say

959
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:13,839
until he gets to the money bits and she

960
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,839
panics

961
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:19,520
yeah i mean

962
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,960
they're they're coming on very strong

963
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,640
because it's one of those where they're

964
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,160
like well our love is pre-destroyed and

965
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:25,119
we've known about you forever and she's

966
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:27,839
like

967
00:36:25,119 --> 00:36:29,920
i've known about this for 24 hours i

968
00:36:27,839 --> 00:36:32,079
don't really know if it's true and i

969
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:33,760
feel like a human dumpster fire

970
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:36,880
or rather

971
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,880
a paranormal dumpster fire exactly yeah

972
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,400
well she's human

973
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,280
she's human

974
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,359
um

975
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:45,680
but she's not fully human

976
00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:46,720
she so technically she is as far as she

977
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,800
knows

978
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:50,320
as far as she knows yeah so they keep

979
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,920
telling her she's a daughter of knight

980
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:54,800
but she's like the [ __ ] does that even

981
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,839
mean like i know my dad

982
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,240
i'm not

983
00:36:55,839 --> 00:36:59,359
yeah my mom is dead y'all are [ __ ]

984
00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:00,800
crazy

985
00:36:59,359 --> 00:37:01,760
um

986
00:37:00,800 --> 00:37:02,880
so

987
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,680
she

988
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:07,440
is like please don't touch me

989
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:10,400
did you take me

990
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:12,640
just to like breed me basically is that

991
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,880
what's happening here and draco's like

992
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:17,200
yup

993
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:18,240
that man does not pull any punches he is

994
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,440
not

995
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:22,400
smooth

996
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:24,960
um so ron explains that they want her to

997
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,960
be free because she was

998
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:30,320
she doesn't know it but she was also in

999
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,000
captivity with cronus and so

1000
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,000
yes they also want to make babies

1001
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:36,960
because they love her

1002
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:37,839
but ultimately they want her to be free

1003
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,280
so

1004
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:41,760
a week later

1005
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,359
celine has detoxed from all those [ __ ]

1006
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,079
that she was on

1007
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:48,160
and she wakes up starving so it's been a

1008
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:49,839
week of them like trying to force feed

1009
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,839
her and like taking care of her she

1010
00:37:49,839 --> 00:37:53,040
feels like trash she wakes up she is so

1011
00:37:51,839 --> 00:37:53,920
hungry

1012
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,240
um

1013
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,640
food has never been appealing before now

1014
00:37:56,240 --> 00:38:00,640
it's always made her feel sick but now

1015
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:04,400
she is like

1016
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:06,960
will eat anything she is so hungry so

1017
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,200
she goes to eat she's moaning like mad

1018
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:10,800
ron orders one of everything on the menu

1019
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:13,440
from room service

1020
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,480
um all three three guys start to get

1021
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:16,000
handsy

1022
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,839
um

1023
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:20,800
and

1024
00:38:16,839 --> 00:38:23,760
um so she starts responding to each

1025
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:27,520
um and they the this is a quote they

1026
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:30,079
surrender to her so i guess they're like

1027
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:32,079
i don't know what that means

1028
00:38:30,079 --> 00:38:34,240
i don't i was gonna guess but i don't

1029
00:38:32,079 --> 00:38:35,680
actually know what that means i don't

1030
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:37,920
know

1031
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:40,880
were there context clues

1032
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:43,599
do i want the context clue so i think it

1033
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,800
was basically like they were

1034
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:48,320
holding back from her because she was so

1035
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:51,200
sick they were just trying to take care

1036
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:54,400
of her and then it was like

1037
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:58,160
she like bit one and like

1038
00:38:54,400 --> 00:39:00,240
grabbed another and was basically like

1039
00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:02,400
asserting herself i guess in the

1040
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:05,359
situation and they're like all right

1041
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:08,160
we're glad you feel better

1042
00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:10,640
they're like i guess it's time to make

1043
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:12,079
shadow babies yes and just when they are

1044
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,480
about to

1045
00:39:12,079 --> 00:39:15,680
uh room service shows up

1046
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,680
um

1047
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,960
and she eats

1048
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,520
a lot

1049
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:24,880
so then um iran takes her shopping

1050
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:27,040
because she has no clothes um and they

1051
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,400
don't pay for anything so because he is

1052
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,960
so comforting

1053
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:32,960
he's just like thanks guys

1054
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:34,000
and they leave

1055
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,440
um

1056
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,800
at first she's like we can't just like

1057
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:38,160
steal this stuff

1058
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,760
and he's like

1059
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,599
please don't worry about it like we're

1060
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:43,920
not stealing from mom and pop shops here

1061
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:46,640
like they're fine we're stealing from

1062
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:49,520
target they can afford the loss this is

1063
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:50,960
like a boutique situation they're fine

1064
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:53,119
so

1065
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,200
um and then they go to a park where

1066
00:39:53,119 --> 00:39:56,960
draco is having a very weird interaction

1067
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,359
with a kid and i don't know why this

1068
00:39:56,960 --> 00:40:01,760
stood out to me so much because it means

1069
00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:03,359
nothing in the context of the story but

1070
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,680
he's like standing there and this little

1071
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:08,960
kid is like staring at him and eating

1072
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:10,960
chips and draco is like just looking

1073
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,760
back at him and the kid just like offers

1074
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:15,760
him some chips and draco like

1075
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,599
takes one and just

1076
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:19,839
keeps staring at this kid and then

1077
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:22,640
ultimately the kid is like

1078
00:40:19,839 --> 00:40:24,240
like shrugs and runs away and draco's

1079
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:25,440
like

1080
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:27,280
uh

1081
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:28,720
can i have more chips

1082
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,400
so

1083
00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:32,960
yeah it turns out that people generally

1084
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,920
don't notice him you know his darkness

1085
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:37,119
is the nothing darkness yeah so this kid

1086
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:39,200
just

1087
00:40:37,119 --> 00:40:40,480
locked on to him for some reason and had

1088
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,920
that interaction with him which i

1089
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,440
thought was really funny

1090
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:46,160
um so

1091
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:48,560
uh iran goes off somewhere and leaves

1092
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:50,800
celine with draco he protects her like

1093
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:53,440
some dogs kind of get rowdy and he like

1094
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:55,520
gets all weird and alpha about it um but

1095
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,800
he's very very sweet in an awkward weird

1096
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,520
way

1097
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,760
so

1098
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:02,160
iran shows back up with some hot dogs

1099
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,920
she is [ __ ] starving like she cannot

1100
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:05,119
stop eating at this point

1101
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,880
um

1102
00:41:05,119 --> 00:41:09,200
and then she said she feels like they're

1103
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:11,920
buttering her up for something and iran

1104
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:14,000
tells her to think of it as flirting um

1105
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:16,880
and she's like i

1106
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:19,599
don't get it you guys just literally

1107
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,880
like want me to make babies for you like

1108
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:22,560
this is not

1109
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:24,240
yeah this is not hot

1110
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:27,520
um

1111
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:29,680
so draco asks um if they should just

1112
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:31,440
chain her to a bed

1113
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,720
because obviously she's into it so he's

1114
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,680
like

1115
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:38,400
should we just get down to it

1116
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:40,000
and iran explains that they could have

1117
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,839
forced her

1118
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:45,040
technically like they're stronger than

1119
00:41:41,839 --> 00:41:47,760
her how generous of them um to

1120
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:50,319
wait for consent right this is not

1121
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:52,960
points in your column jackass

1122
00:41:50,319 --> 00:41:55,520
so we could have forced ourselves upon

1123
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,079
you and we didn't do we not get credit

1124
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:00,640
for that exactly that's the energy

1125
00:41:58,079 --> 00:42:04,480
um um real fast

1126
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:04,480
when i used to work crisis

1127
00:42:06,079 --> 00:42:09,839
a mom

1128
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:12,079
was like hey my like her 10 year old

1129
00:42:09,839 --> 00:42:14,880
needed a crisis assessment

1130
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:17,839
and she was like i found out

1131
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:19,920
when his little sister has been crying

1132
00:42:17,839 --> 00:42:22,480
he has been like putting a pillow over

1133
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,480
her face

1134
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:26,000
yeah real not good situation and she was

1135
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,280
like he's

1136
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,960
really charming and he's really

1137
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:31,119
manipulative and he will try and talk

1138
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:33,440
his way out of this also worth noting

1139
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:33,440
that like

1140
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,400
they lived in a two-bedroom apartment

1141
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:37,760
and it was like mom and boyfriend in one

1142
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,280
room and like ten-year-old brother and

1143
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,280
two-year-old sister were sharing your

1144
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:42,960
room which i'm like developmentally is

1145
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:46,240
not a good

1146
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:47,680
idea um but they had limited space

1147
00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:49,839
training not to be judgmental so i like

1148
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:52,160
going to this assessment

1149
00:42:49,839 --> 00:42:54,800
and like

1150
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:56,079
he was an attractive 10 year old like

1151
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,440
he's one of those 10 year olds that i

1152
00:42:56,079 --> 00:42:59,520
was like

1153
00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:01,520
you when you are going to be a very

1154
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:05,040
attractive man when you grow up in a way

1155
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:06,640
that's pretty and yeah yes and i'm like

1156
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,480
if you keep on this trail you will be

1157
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,079
murdering girls in college bars kind of

1158
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,440
energy oh

1159
00:43:10,079 --> 00:43:12,720
but like

1160
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:15,119
you will be very unassuming and they

1161
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:16,000
will go with you willingly was kind of

1162
00:43:15,119 --> 00:43:17,680
so

1163
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,280
what it made me think of was that during

1164
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:22,160
this this assessment and i don't

1165
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:23,680
remember the specific number of days um

1166
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,960
but i'm sitting there talking to this

1167
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,720
kid and he's like

1168
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:28,400
i didn't know i was hurting her i just

1169
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,079
like when she was crying i just like put

1170
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,359
my hand over her mouth and pressed down

1171
00:43:30,079 --> 00:43:33,280
a little bit

1172
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:34,560
um because i like wanted her to stop

1173
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,160
crying i didn't know she couldn't

1174
00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:37,440
breathe

1175
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,960
okay

1176
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:41,359
and then he like keeps going and he's

1177
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,800
like and i haven't done it that often

1178
00:43:41,359 --> 00:43:44,720
i've only done it like

1179
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:46,720
20 times

1180
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:49,280
and like oh like in a year and it's been

1181
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:52,400
two years like 40 times so like what's

1182
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:55,359
365 plus 365. and he's like doing this

1183
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:58,560
math and i'm like no no no

1184
00:43:55,359 --> 00:44:00,079
you don't get credit for all of the days

1185
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,200
you didn't

1186
00:44:00,079 --> 00:44:02,960
do this

1187
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:04,880
that's not

1188
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,480
but like that was literally the logic

1189
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:09,760
this kid was trying to come at me with

1190
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:12,640
and i'm like no no

1191
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:14,480
that's not how this works

1192
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:17,200
but yeah when it's like do we not get

1193
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:18,800
credit for the fact that we didn't

1194
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:20,640
tie you up on a bed and make you have

1195
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:22,400
our little shadow babies

1196
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:24,400
that's what it made me think of that is

1197
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,599
that is the energy yeah

1198
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,440
um

1199
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:31,839
and um but iran is like listen we care

1200
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:34,000
about you a lot that's what we're trying

1201
00:44:31,839 --> 00:44:36,480
to tell you we love you

1202
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:38,960
offstring our offspring are a bonus like

1203
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:41,040
we'd be into that but that's not the

1204
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,480
primary objective

1205
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:48,000
so um baylor has been in a haunted house

1206
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:51,280
just scaring the [ __ ] out of people

1207
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:54,079
so it turns out that he basically

1208
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:55,119
consumes people's terror like that's how

1209
00:44:54,079 --> 00:44:57,760
he

1210
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:59,440
feeds so he's just scaring the pants off

1211
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:01,599
folks in a haunted house because

1212
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:03,599
apparently it's october you know we all

1213
00:45:01,599 --> 00:45:04,480
have our thing

1214
00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:05,599
so

1215
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,839
um

1216
00:45:05,599 --> 00:45:10,079
so then they decide to go to a club

1217
00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:12,400
because she's never really been to a

1218
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:14,319
nightclub um and she's never been drunk

1219
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:16,160
before because she's been out with

1220
00:45:14,319 --> 00:45:18,720
co-workers to drink but she's never been

1221
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,960
able to get drunk so she's like

1222
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:23,040
let's do it up like let's go drinking

1223
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,240
let's see if now that i'm hungry i can

1224
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,920
also get drunk

1225
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:28,880
yes okay so

1226
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,599
she really can't she drinks so much she

1227
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,839
does get a little bit tipsy um decides

1228
00:45:31,599 --> 00:45:36,079
to dance um

1229
00:45:33,839 --> 00:45:39,680
draco is absolutely miserable he is not

1230
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:42,560
into any of this iran is not into it

1231
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:44,880
either but baylor is like let's dance

1232
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:48,000
babe let's do this [ __ ]

1233
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:50,319
um so they dance they have a great time

1234
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,119
um they kiss but then she panics and

1235
00:45:50,319 --> 00:45:55,280
remembers him saying that um

1236
00:45:53,119 --> 00:45:56,079
she is a womb to be filled

1237
00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,079
and

1238
00:45:56,079 --> 00:46:02,000
so she slaps him off of her

1239
00:46:00,079 --> 00:46:04,319
he storms after her that's kind of some

1240
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,839
mixed messages and if anyone just heard

1241
00:46:04,319 --> 00:46:07,680
that little rumbling in the background

1242
00:46:05,839 --> 00:46:09,599
that is my pug

1243
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,920
snoring at our feet

1244
00:46:09,599 --> 00:46:14,319
he doesn't like to sit very far away

1245
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:15,760
are you not are you not entertained

1246
00:46:14,319 --> 00:46:18,800
brandon

1247
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:20,880
do you not find us funny

1248
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:24,480
do you not find the shadow darkness

1249
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:25,760
funny apparently not okay um so

1250
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,599
she's into it and then she's like i

1251
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,520
remember that he said this that's kind

1252
00:46:27,599 --> 00:46:32,319
of mixed messages

1253
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:35,200
i feel like they are mixed messages

1254
00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:37,760
this is all around it's all kind of

1255
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,520
chaotic yeah okay nobody's like in the

1256
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:43,359
right here nobody's doing a great job

1257
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:44,319
communicating so she's like

1258
00:46:43,359 --> 00:46:46,319
you know

1259
00:46:44,319 --> 00:46:48,640
her hormones are into it and then she's

1260
00:46:46,319 --> 00:46:51,680
like oh wait a minute he just literally

1261
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:52,640
wants to get me pregnant and whatever

1262
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,160
so

1263
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,800
um

1264
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,599
my notes say he gets big mad and tells

1265
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:00,240
her

1266
00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:01,920
to say it tell him that he's using her

1267
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:04,000
he says that over and over tell me that

1268
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,880
i'm using you tell me that i'm using you

1269
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,960
um

1270
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,640
and she doesn't say anything so he eats

1271
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,680
her out

1272
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,000
i

1273
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:14,240
so he makes like a little shadow room so

1274
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:17,040
she has run away from him she is under

1275
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:18,880
the stairs in the club so he like puts

1276
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:21,119
up shadows hannah

1277
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:24,000
i'm gonna pause you okay details don't

1278
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:25,839
make it better

1279
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,280
tried that like i was like well context

1280
00:47:25,839 --> 00:47:29,520
help and then you started giving context

1281
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:32,559
i was like it will not but at least it's

1282
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:34,160
not on the middle of the dance floor

1283
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:35,359
that makes it better

1284
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,440
it'd almost be better if it was in the

1285
00:47:35,359 --> 00:47:38,090
middle of the dance floor

1286
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,040
okay

1287
00:47:38,090 --> 00:47:45,280
[Laughter]

1288
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:47,440
okay i feel appropriately chastised

1289
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,680
you feel chastised

1290
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:51,520
let's process that

1291
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,359
no i was trying to think of the word but

1292
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:56,079
like no you're right it doesn't get

1293
00:47:53,359 --> 00:47:59,040
better like no no no chelsea he made a

1294
00:47:56,079 --> 00:48:01,119
shroud of darkness around her before i'm

1295
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:04,160
like oh okay

1296
00:48:01,119 --> 00:48:07,839
yeah it's not better it's not better so

1297
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:10,800
um she has a super intense orgasm and he

1298
00:48:07,839 --> 00:48:13,200
says again tell me that i'm using you

1299
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:15,280
like tell me now

1300
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:17,920
and um

1301
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:22,319
she pushes past him and

1302
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:25,440
she sees iran um and draco kind of like

1303
00:48:22,319 --> 00:48:26,720
watching and she runs past them and goes

1304
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:28,400
into the bathroom

1305
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:30,559
so this is

1306
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:32,319
messy it's so messy and it only gets

1307
00:48:30,559 --> 00:48:34,960
messier because then she's in the

1308
00:48:32,319 --> 00:48:36,079
bathroom and she sees this girl

1309
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,040
um

1310
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:39,040
and

1311
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:41,280
you know that we love supportive women

1312
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:42,000
in a bathroom at the bar like that's

1313
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:45,359
where

1314
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:47,920
magic happens yes you will get

1315
00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:50,880
such a pep talk from a stranger and the

1316
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:52,400
best lipstick and just like the most

1317
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,800
love

1318
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,079
i've i've never shared lipstick with a

1319
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,880
stranger

1320
00:48:56,079 --> 00:49:01,119
it's probably wise

1321
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:03,440
in fairness but i do feel like there's

1322
00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:06,960
always some girl crying

1323
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:09,359
who's just getting a great pep talk yes

1324
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,280
absolutely okay so

1325
00:49:09,359 --> 00:49:14,400
there's a girl in the bathroom

1326
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:16,160
yes um this is not one of those times so

1327
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,640
there's a girl in the bathroom and she

1328
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:21,200
says that she is from cronus and she is

1329
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:23,680
there to rescue her she's like we've

1330
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:24,390
been tracking you we're here for you

1331
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,680
let's go

1332
00:49:24,390 --> 00:49:26,400
[Music]

1333
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,920
so

1334
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:32,720
um celine doesn't really want to go oh

1335
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:34,079
she just had a great orgasm she did and

1336
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:36,240
she's feeling

1337
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:38,079
physically way better now that she's not

1338
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:39,920
on all those drugs and she's like that

1339
00:49:38,079 --> 00:49:41,040
don't make no sense they told me i would

1340
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:43,440
die

1341
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,720
but i feel better but instead i ate a

1342
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:47,920
cheeseburger

1343
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:49,599
exactly yeah weird had a cheeseburger

1344
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:51,280
had a great orgasm

1345
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:54,720
that's not what they do do i really want

1346
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:56,559
to go back there exactly fair um but the

1347
00:49:54,720 --> 00:49:58,400
chick drags her out

1348
00:49:56,559 --> 00:49:59,920
and the guys obviously know what's going

1349
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,920
on and they show up

1350
00:49:59,920 --> 00:50:04,559
um and she is

1351
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:07,280
so i it's very unclear how all of this

1352
00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:09,200
happens it's very unclear but somehow

1353
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:11,280
she is being hauled through a cronus

1354
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,760
facility the guys

1355
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,119
know what's going on so they show up

1356
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:18,400
um and

1357
00:50:15,119 --> 00:50:20,880
when the chick realizes that this isn't

1358
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:23,520
gonna go well

1359
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:24,880
um she turns her gun on celine

1360
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,640
um

1361
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,319
to try to get away

1362
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,800
she's like

1363
00:50:28,319 --> 00:50:33,440
um i'm not here to die

1364
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:34,319
for this [ __ ] so i'm just gonna pull my

1365
00:50:33,440 --> 00:50:36,240
gun

1366
00:50:34,319 --> 00:50:39,200
um which doesn't make any sense no not

1367
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:42,880
at all um and celine gets boost

1368
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:45,440
and she goes to like grab the girl and

1369
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,359
breaks her wrist and she's like the [ __ ]

1370
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:48,800
how did i do that

1371
00:50:47,359 --> 00:50:50,160
oops

1372
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:53,599
um

1373
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:56,240
and so then she realizes that everything

1374
00:50:53,599 --> 00:50:58,800
the guy said were was true everything

1375
00:50:56,240 --> 00:51:01,359
about her she'd always been a cronus

1376
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,359
prisoner that was not her dad

1377
00:51:01,359 --> 00:51:05,520
she's always just been an experiment

1378
00:51:03,359 --> 00:51:08,960
they were drugging her it's terrible

1379
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:11,119
it wasn't her dad she well that's what

1380
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:12,960
they told her and she's like well maybe

1381
00:51:11,119 --> 00:51:16,000
that's true like maybe he wasn't really

1382
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,119
my dad maybe he was just some researcher

1383
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,240
um

1384
00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:20,880
so

1385
00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:23,359
uh then the guys kill this chick

1386
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,480
after she tries to shoot celine

1387
00:51:23,359 --> 00:51:27,200
and they

1388
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:30,960
whisk her up and take her away so they

1389
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:33,920
wind up on a beach and celine has a full

1390
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,200
rage breakdown about what a lie her life

1391
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,720
was before

1392
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,400
because she's been told she has this

1393
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:40,160
chronic illness she's been told that

1394
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:42,720
she's weak she's been told that this is

1395
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,839
her dad she's been told she can't leave

1396
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:46,480
the base

1397
00:51:43,839 --> 00:51:48,000
because it's not safe because she's so

1398
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,200
sick

1399
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,839
and all of this stuff and none of that

1400
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:53,440
is true um so

1401
00:51:51,839 --> 00:51:57,520
then she

1402
00:51:53,440 --> 00:52:00,960
starts making out with draco and he's

1403
00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:02,079
like what is happening right now

1404
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:05,520
um

1405
00:52:02,079 --> 00:52:06,319
and baylor comes up and eats her out

1406
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:08,800
again

1407
00:52:06,319 --> 00:52:10,880
while ron comes up behind her and starts

1408
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,800
taking her dress off so they're just on

1409
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,920
a beach somewhere in the middle of

1410
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:14,880
nowhere

1411
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:17,920
um

1412
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,200
she comes again and then uh iran starts

1413
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,480
making moves

1414
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:23,599
and

1415
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:25,520
she's like leaning forward on baylor

1416
00:52:23,599 --> 00:52:26,559
ron is still behind her

1417
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:30,160
um

1418
00:52:26,559 --> 00:52:31,520
she is like p.s i'm a virgin

1419
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:34,640
like

1420
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,000
i've been terribly sick my entire life

1421
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:38,880
so

1422
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:40,800
never really got the chance for this

1423
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:43,520
um

1424
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:46,800
and so can smoke penetrate you

1425
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:49,040
apparently because iran says that he

1426
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,640
will stop any time she wants all she has

1427
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,599
to do is speak up

1428
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:53,680
and

1429
00:52:51,599 --> 00:52:56,160
my notes say he [ __ ] her very gently

1430
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:59,040
from behind while she's still leaning on

1431
00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:01,680
baylor who's playing with her [ __ ] and

1432
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:04,000
giving her a lot of like verbal praise

1433
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:04,000
um

1434
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:09,359
she she but she has sex with them i feel

1435
00:53:07,839 --> 00:53:12,079
like this is

1436
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:14,000
too much detail it gets weirder which is

1437
00:53:12,079 --> 00:53:16,240
why i said something about it it doesn't

1438
00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,359
matter you're right it doesn't matter

1439
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:20,480
um

1440
00:53:17,359 --> 00:53:22,559
so highlights hannah highlights

1441
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:24,240
so then this storm starts which is why i

1442
00:53:22,559 --> 00:53:26,160
was getting into all the details so all

1443
00:53:24,240 --> 00:53:28,720
the storm starts

1444
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,800
and um

1445
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:33,040
it keeps getting worse like as the sex

1446
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,319
is getting more and more intense um and

1447
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,920
draco's like

1448
00:53:34,319 --> 00:53:37,839
she's like are you doing that and

1449
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:41,359
draco's like no honey you're doing that

1450
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:42,400
and she's like um what um okay

1451
00:53:41,359 --> 00:53:43,520
um

1452
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:46,079
so then

1453
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:48,720
that they finish and then

1454
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:51,520
there we go everybody finishes

1455
00:53:48,720 --> 00:53:54,400
everybody gets an orgasm everybody well

1456
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:57,119
no draco doesn't draco doesn't and

1457
00:53:54,400 --> 00:54:00,720
baylor doesn't but iran and celine all

1458
00:53:57,119 --> 00:54:02,720
get orgasms so then both get organized

1459
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,480
yes sure i'm sure the other two enjoyed

1460
00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:05,680
it but there's no indication if they

1461
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:07,839
came or not because they didn't

1462
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:10,240
technically do a whole lot with her so

1463
00:54:07,839 --> 00:54:13,359
then they all go into this dilapidated

1464
00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:16,160
lighthouse thing to rest she wakes up

1465
00:54:13,359 --> 00:54:17,599
she's surrounded by all of these men

1466
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:19,359
she decides she's going to go outside to

1467
00:54:17,599 --> 00:54:20,720
pee and take a walk on the beach when

1468
00:54:19,359 --> 00:54:22,640
you say surrounded by all these men we

1469
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:24,640
just mean the three right we don't mean

1470
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:28,720
like the ravens i don't i don't mean any

1471
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:30,160
strangers yeah um so then um two demons

1472
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:33,040
show up while she's going for a walk on

1473
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:35,200
the beach um and one looks at her eyes

1474
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:39,760
and said that she's more of a [ __ ] than

1475
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:41,599
her dad said that she was um and iran

1476
00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:43,440
shows up to the rescue

1477
00:54:41,599 --> 00:54:44,319
crowd after you lost your virginity

1478
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,880
right

1479
00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:49,760
um baylor and draco show up and kill the

1480
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:52,240
demons they're like weird shape-shifty

1481
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:54,319
things like hellhounds or something um

1482
00:54:52,240 --> 00:54:56,640
and then she

1483
00:54:54,319 --> 00:54:58,400
is like um can somebody tell me what the

1484
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:00,000
[ __ ] is wrong with my eyes that these

1485
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,920
demons looked at them and said that i

1486
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,079
was a [ __ ] while you're a [ __ ]

1487
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:06,160
right she's like can somebody explain

1488
00:55:04,079 --> 00:55:07,040
this [ __ ] to me real quick please thank

1489
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,119
you

1490
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:10,000
and so

1491
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:12,559
um

1492
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:15,040
he tells her that they are fully black

1493
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:17,920
today they were previously blue they're

1494
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:21,119
fully black today um because their

1495
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:24,559
darkness is in her and she's like what

1496
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:26,480
and he's like yo prego

1497
00:55:24,559 --> 00:55:28,559
stop

1498
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:29,520
stop

1499
00:55:28,559 --> 00:55:33,319
yeah

1500
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:33,319
they boned once

1501
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:39,599
and then the next morning

1502
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:44,559
her eyes are a different color so she's

1503
00:55:39,599 --> 00:55:47,200
pregnant and she is [ __ ] livid she is

1504
00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:48,480
livid like you would not believe i mean

1505
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:50,799
i get it

1506
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,760
and right so then she starts demanding

1507
00:55:50,799 --> 00:55:54,240
answers

1508
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:56,960
from the guys who have none

1509
00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:58,880
she's like okay so how long am i going

1510
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,799
to be pregnant what am i even giving

1511
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:02,319
birth to what's the birthing process

1512
00:56:00,799 --> 00:56:04,079
like somebody explained this [ __ ] to me

1513
00:56:02,319 --> 00:56:05,920
and they're like um

1514
00:56:04,079 --> 00:56:07,520
they're like these are great questions

1515
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:10,960
they're like single

1516
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:12,559
shoulder shrug we don't know

1517
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:15,359
so sorry

1518
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:17,359
um they're like it varies

1519
00:56:15,359 --> 00:56:18,880
among the daughters of nyx

1520
00:56:17,359 --> 00:56:20,720
we really don't know

1521
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,599
um but it shouldn't last longer than a

1522
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,559
day

1523
00:56:21,599 --> 00:56:26,319
she's like the [ __ ] the pregnancy only

1524
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:27,200
lasts one day yep

1525
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:29,200
um

1526
00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,720
so she is just super emotional and

1527
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,160
exhausted she's like why did you even

1528
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:34,160
pick me

1529
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,760
like why would you pick me but just

1530
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,200
because i was available like this is

1531
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:39,040
[ __ ] stupid

1532
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,280
um and they shower her with all these

1533
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:44,160
compliments and then draco's like but

1534
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:45,359
why did you pick us

1535
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:47,040
and

1536
00:56:45,359 --> 00:56:49,040
she starts to answer and then all of a

1537
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,880
sudden she goes into

1538
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:54,160
major amounts of pain

1539
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:58,559
and it's apparently her labor

1540
00:56:54,160 --> 00:57:00,240
24 hours later it's i is 24 feels like a

1541
00:56:58,559 --> 00:57:03,280
stretch

1542
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:05,839
they slept they woke up she got into a

1543
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:08,480
fight with some demons on the beach yep

1544
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:11,520
and then she's in labor

1545
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:14,319
so like maybe 12 hours depending on how

1546
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:16,880
much sleep they got you're tracking

1547
00:57:14,319 --> 00:57:19,920
so she runs out she's screaming like mad

1548
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,760
um and then a shadow comes pouring out

1549
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,799
of her mouth

1550
00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:25,119
and

1551
00:57:22,799 --> 00:57:26,960
like races over the sea and that's it

1552
00:57:25,119 --> 00:57:29,200
apparently that's what my notes say and

1553
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:31,680
that's it apparently

1554
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:35,920
that's her giving birth

1555
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:37,200
will they ever know their shadow babies

1556
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:40,079
not really

1557
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,760
um which is very emotional for her so

1558
00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:43,839
she asks if that's what's gonna happen

1559
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:47,280
every time they have sex and iran is

1560
00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:50,799
like there's a lot more to pleasure than

1561
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,799
penetrative sex so

1562
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:55,920
so yes so i said that's a weird thing to

1563
00:57:53,359 --> 00:57:58,480
say that's what's in my notes is this

1564
00:57:55,920 --> 00:58:00,319
gonna happen every time we have sex

1565
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:02,640
there's other things we can do and

1566
00:58:00,319 --> 00:58:04,799
you're like so yes every time we have

1567
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:07,599
sex that will happen so we have to get

1568
00:58:04,799 --> 00:58:09,119
creative with other options

1569
00:58:07,599 --> 00:58:10,960
yes

1570
00:58:09,119 --> 00:58:14,240
got it yeah

1571
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:16,880
so then um she starts getting ragey

1572
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:18,079
about not knowing how to do anything

1573
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,680
um

1574
00:58:18,079 --> 00:58:21,920
she can't do anything for herself

1575
00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:23,599
because her dad has been keeping her so

1576
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:27,040
sheltered for so long

1577
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:28,160
um and baylor says that um and she

1578
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:30,480
definitely doesn't know how to do

1579
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:33,119
anything sexual and baylor is like

1580
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:36,960
learning with us will be fun wink wink

1581
00:58:33,119 --> 00:58:40,400
um so then he there's more sex with

1582
00:58:36,960 --> 00:58:40,400
draco i'm not gonna go into it

1583
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,920
that i have a lot of specific notes we

1584
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:46,319
don't need to know about

1585
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,599
um but i will say there is some slurp in

1586
00:58:46,319 --> 00:58:48,960
the gherkin

1587
00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:51,040
and then

1588
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:52,640
some other stuff but it's like a

1589
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:56,240
threesome situation

1590
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:59,599
um there's [ __ ] there's threesomes

1591
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:01,599
yeah and draco is usually very dominant

1592
00:58:59,599 --> 00:59:03,680
but he is

1593
00:59:01,599 --> 00:59:05,520
baylor explains to her he's giving her

1594
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:07,920
the gift of submission

1595
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:07,920
um

1596
00:59:08,079 --> 00:59:12,000
because she doesn't know anything

1597
00:59:10,319 --> 00:59:13,920
yes um

1598
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,599
so he's giving the gift of submission

1599
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:17,440
she's giving the gift of her mouth

1600
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:19,359
there's a heavy focus on her autonomy

1601
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,520
and consent which is nice

1602
00:59:19,359 --> 00:59:22,170
um so then you got autonomy i heard

1603
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:24,000
anatomy

1604
00:59:22,170 --> 00:59:25,839
[Laughter]

1605
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:28,319
i mean that too yeah

1606
00:59:25,839 --> 00:59:31,359
that's that's also fair but her autonomy

1607
00:59:28,319 --> 00:59:33,119
her anatomy i skimmed and consent

1608
00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:35,920
you her bits

1609
00:59:33,119 --> 00:59:39,200
you skimmed her bits the money bits

1610
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:39,200
they skimmed her bits too

1611
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,079
no

1612
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:44,480
okay

1613
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:46,160
so um

1614
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:48,240
celine wants to learn more about her

1615
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:50,720
origins and she wants to know why her

1616
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,319
mom never came for her like why didn't

1617
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:55,359
my mom ever

1618
00:59:52,319 --> 00:59:56,720
come find me she just left me there and

1619
00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:59,280
draco is like

1620
00:59:56,720 --> 01:00:00,480
do you know where your offspring is

1621
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,839
right now

1622
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:05,359
and she's like

1623
01:00:01,839 --> 01:00:07,119
uh low [ __ ] blow dude no i don't know

1624
01:00:05,359 --> 01:00:09,440
where my offspring okay but also a valid

1625
01:00:07,119 --> 01:00:11,680
question when she's feeling salty

1626
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,680
right he's like gods do [ __ ] different

1627
01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:15,760
babe this is just the way that it is

1628
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,880
yeah um and so

1629
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:19,280
um

1630
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,880
she gets followed by another demon so

1631
01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:22,400
she's like i need a minute i'm gonna go

1632
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,760
get some coffee she's followed by

1633
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,720
another demon

1634
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,680
um

1635
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:29,599
she lures him outside he gets taken out

1636
01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:31,599
and

1637
01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:33,599
celine is like how the [ __ ] do they keep

1638
01:00:31,599 --> 01:00:35,920
finding me this is [ __ ] ridiculous i

1639
01:00:33,599 --> 01:00:36,799
don't understand and the guys are like

1640
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:40,559
oh

1641
01:00:36,799 --> 01:00:44,000
we might know and we're really sorry

1642
01:00:40,559 --> 01:00:46,319
so there's a tracking brand like in her

1643
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:49,440
skin on her scalp they're like these

1644
01:00:46,319 --> 01:00:50,960
runes and stuff on her skull

1645
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,400
so they need to be removed that's how

1646
01:00:50,960 --> 01:00:54,640
they're being tracked

1647
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,359
um and so

1648
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:59,040
um she refuses to be sedated at all and

1649
01:00:57,359 --> 01:01:00,880
the guys are

1650
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:02,799
not pleased they're like please let us

1651
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:05,200
put you out this is gonna suck so

1652
01:01:02,799 --> 01:01:08,000
[ __ ] bad and she's like nope

1653
01:01:05,200 --> 01:01:11,760
so i

1654
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:13,760
i'm not rooting for anyone in this

1655
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:16,880
like not especially

1656
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:19,520
she's kind of annoying and whiny mm-hmm

1657
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,520
and then like

1658
01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:23,760
they're like let us help you and she's

1659
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:25,920
like no but i have a feeling then it's

1660
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:28,640
gonna hurt her and she's gonna complain

1661
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:31,119
well so actually what happens is draco

1662
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:33,200
winds up cutting them out and because

1663
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:36,880
she didn't

1664
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:39,520
use any sedation she has this like major

1665
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:42,400
power shift ravens all start flocking to

1666
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:44,720
her um and she

1667
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:45,599
apparently awakens her powers through

1668
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,559
this

1669
01:01:45,599 --> 01:01:50,640
experience i mean okay fine yeah

1670
01:01:48,559 --> 01:01:52,720
um so they've been globe trotting for a

1671
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,160
month we're skipping ahead they've been

1672
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,599
globetrotting for a month they see

1673
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:57,520
things they experience things they have

1674
01:01:55,599 --> 01:02:00,559
a great time um she's about getting

1675
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:02,720
better at controlling her shadows um she

1676
01:02:00,559 --> 01:02:04,640
can make clothes out of her shadows and

1677
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:07,119
she can do other stuff

1678
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,480
um ravens still follow her everywhere

1679
01:02:07,119 --> 01:02:10,160
um

1680
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:12,079
sometimes they spend time all together

1681
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,760
but she also likes to take them on like

1682
01:02:12,079 --> 01:02:14,799
individual dates

1683
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,760
um

1684
01:02:14,799 --> 01:02:18,839
um

1685
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:22,160
so they have solo time together so

1686
01:02:18,839 --> 01:02:24,079
um she is in a redwood forest with

1687
01:02:22,160 --> 01:02:25,680
baylor apparently there's a primal king

1688
01:02:24,079 --> 01:02:27,520
situation they like to chase each other

1689
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:29,599
around and [ __ ] in the forest which is

1690
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:32,839
fine like you can be into that i'm not

1691
01:02:29,599 --> 01:02:34,400
into that because i like to be

1692
01:02:32,839 --> 01:02:38,079
indoors

1693
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:39,520
i'm not i'm not an out-of-doors person

1694
01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:42,160
you're like because this one time when i

1695
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,119
was young i went on a horseback ride

1696
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,799
and

1697
01:02:43,119 --> 01:02:48,079
yeah we went through the forest when he

1698
01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:50,720
saw the barn and i got cut up and i'm

1699
01:02:48,079 --> 01:02:53,359
also just painfully pale and bugs like

1700
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:56,720
me a lot like i went to the beach last

1701
01:02:53,359 --> 01:02:58,720
weekend and i am covered in bites

1702
01:02:56,720 --> 01:03:01,200
like i'm covered in bites i don't

1703
01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:01,200
understand

1704
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,200
it's very frustrating for me

1705
01:03:03,119 --> 01:03:07,920
i don't like to be outside

1706
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:10,319
no i mean i get it i wear normally like

1707
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:14,079
a long-sleeve rash guard swim top

1708
01:03:10,319 --> 01:03:15,520
because of how pale i am 100 yeah

1709
01:03:14,079 --> 01:03:17,200
100

1710
01:03:15,520 --> 01:03:18,720
um i also feel like if you're gonna [ __ ]

1711
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,240
on the forest floor

1712
01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:22,480
there's a lot of dirt there's a lot of

1713
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:24,000
twigs there's a lot of

1714
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:26,000
small

1715
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,200
woodland creatures that's what i'm

1716
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,359
saying

1717
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:31,280
i don't want any part of that personally

1718
01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:33,039
well hannah the that's not what you were

1719
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:34,319
saying the reason you gave is that

1720
01:03:33,039 --> 01:03:36,720
you're pale

1721
01:03:34,319 --> 01:03:39,119
and and i don't like bugs

1722
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:41,119
well that's that's creatures i don't

1723
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:42,960
want to be bitten

1724
01:03:41,119 --> 01:03:46,640
and it's dirty i was more thinking of

1725
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,640
like squirrels watching

1726
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:53,119
i was thinking less of bug bites

1727
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:55,200
so you're concerned about a chipmunk

1728
01:03:53,119 --> 01:03:56,799
rubbing one out

1729
01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,960
oh wow

1730
01:03:56,799 --> 01:04:00,880
um i don't think i was i wasn't thinking

1731
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,480
of a chipmunk masturbating why are they

1732
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,000
watching you

1733
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:06,000
because they

1734
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,760
they don't see it very often

1735
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,160
oh my gosh they have some questions so

1736
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:12,960
it's the novelty of it yes it is the

1737
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,640
novelty of watching the sexual

1738
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:17,920
experience

1739
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:19,280
um yeah it was less about the bugs but i

1740
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,119
do you know

1741
01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:22,640
i can see to your point where you're

1742
01:04:21,119 --> 01:04:24,000
like no chelsea

1743
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,520
i'm covered in bug bites and that was

1744
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:28,079
from the beach that wasn't even from the

1745
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:29,440
[ __ ] forest floor exactly um that's

1746
01:04:28,079 --> 01:04:31,440
the same reason i don't want to bang on

1747
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:34,079
the beach there's sand everywhere oh my

1748
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:36,720
gosh look at that [ __ ] that okay actual

1749
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:39,440
question though okay

1750
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,400
either or like would you if you had to

1751
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,559
choose one

1752
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:45,200
would you choose forest floor

1753
01:04:42,559 --> 01:04:45,200
or beach

1754
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:50,400
forest floor yeah i think forest floor

1755
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:52,839
the sand man

1756
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:54,799
not like not [ __ ] the sand

1757
01:04:52,839 --> 01:04:57,760
man like

1758
01:04:54,799 --> 01:05:00,000
the sand i mean

1759
01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:01,119
i swear like you go to the beach for one

1760
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,119
day

1761
01:05:01,119 --> 01:05:04,880
and like you will have sand in your car

1762
01:05:03,119 --> 01:05:06,160
for months even when you clean very

1763
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:08,000
thoroughly

1764
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:09,599
exactly and i don't want sand other

1765
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:10,559
places

1766
01:05:09,599 --> 01:05:12,360
no

1767
01:05:10,559 --> 01:05:14,400
it is abrasive

1768
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:16,720
[Laughter]

1769
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:18,000
that is the worst no one needs the extra

1770
01:05:16,720 --> 01:05:20,839
friction

1771
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:23,240
well no and we don't need that kind of

1772
01:05:20,839 --> 01:05:25,119
exfoliation we don't

1773
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,559
exfoliate

1774
01:05:25,119 --> 01:05:28,880
yeah i'm like what are you trying to

1775
01:05:26,559 --> 01:05:30,240
exfoliate because that i don't want that

1776
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:32,000
i'm not yeah not like that was like the

1777
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:35,039
colloquial you i know you're not trying

1778
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:37,680
to exfoliate your coochie

1779
01:05:35,039 --> 01:05:39,280
thanks for that buddy yeah no i would

1780
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,680
also say forest floor

1781
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:44,240
and give the chipmunks a show

1782
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:47,520
yep we'll put on a show for alvin and

1783
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:49,599
the chipmunks oh alvin

1784
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:50,640
so anyway

1785
01:05:49,599 --> 01:05:52,640
um

1786
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:54,000
so she is thinking about

1787
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:56,079
they're in the forest they're they're

1788
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,920
doing this primal kink chase thing

1789
01:05:56,079 --> 01:06:00,319
um

1790
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:03,200
so they realize that they cannot just

1791
01:06:00,319 --> 01:06:04,480
continue to just have vaginal sex

1792
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:06,079
because they will

1793
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,359
drown the world in shadows that's a

1794
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:08,319
direct quote

1795
01:06:07,359 --> 01:06:10,880
so

1796
01:06:08,319 --> 01:06:12,559
um they have showed her

1797
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:15,359
um all different ways to experience

1798
01:06:12,559 --> 01:06:17,359
pleasure she's into it um

1799
01:06:15,359 --> 01:06:19,280
but she has had

1800
01:06:17,359 --> 01:06:22,400
three more shadow babies in this month

1801
01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,680
that they've been traveling lord

1802
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:26,960
um

1803
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:28,960
so then she's on a date um with draco

1804
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:30,240
watching the northern lights

1805
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:33,359
um

1806
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:35,359
he tells her that love is like the abyss

1807
01:06:33,359 --> 01:06:38,000
and she gives it meaning it's very

1808
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:40,319
romantic little moment between them

1809
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,520
um because he's the darkness of nothing

1810
01:06:40,319 --> 01:06:44,319
he's like

1811
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:46,319
love is like nothing you give it meaning

1812
01:06:44,319 --> 01:06:48,400
like oh

1813
01:06:46,319 --> 01:06:50,000
i guess um i guess it's all about

1814
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,119
perspective because

1815
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:53,920
to him

1816
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:56,880
exactly that does matter

1817
01:06:53,920 --> 01:06:58,960
to me i'm like

1818
01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:02,960
oh

1819
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:05,680
okay like if my husband said that it

1820
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,480
wouldn't it wouldn't hit the same way no

1821
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,799
no

1822
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:11,599
yeah it does hit for celine

1823
01:07:08,799 --> 01:07:14,799
um so they start making out um she's

1824
01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:17,039
hoping it'll escalate a little bit um

1825
01:07:14,799 --> 01:07:19,920
but she's prego again and goes into

1826
01:07:17,039 --> 01:07:22,400
labor well he there on this date

1827
01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,880
um she holds her she gives birth she

1828
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:27,200
really is super bummed that the shadows

1829
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:28,640
just like go away like they just

1830
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,319
disappear

1831
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,720
um and she's like i wish they would hang

1832
01:07:30,319 --> 01:07:35,039
out for a little while like

1833
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,839
i wish i could know my children exactly

1834
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:38,000
yeah

1835
01:07:35,839 --> 01:07:40,079
um so she's a little sad draco sits with

1836
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:42,799
her and holds her hand

1837
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:46,880
and then the guy the guy surprised her

1838
01:07:42,799 --> 01:07:50,079
to by taking her to an old altar to nix

1839
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:51,760
um this like ancient altar she starts to

1840
01:07:50,079 --> 01:07:53,680
get super emotional and without really

1841
01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:55,119
thinking about it she forms a black

1842
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,520
wedding dress

1843
01:07:55,119 --> 01:07:59,599
um and makes like all of these black

1844
01:07:57,520 --> 01:08:02,799
butterflies like everywhere

1845
01:07:59,599 --> 01:08:04,000
um so she declares her love for them

1846
01:08:02,799 --> 01:08:06,799
um

1847
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:08,880
they start making out um

1848
01:08:06,799 --> 01:08:10,319
they have well there's a lot of sex

1849
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,599
there's a lot of detail that i don't

1850
01:08:10,319 --> 01:08:13,039
need to give you

1851
01:08:11,599 --> 01:08:14,640
um

1852
01:08:13,039 --> 01:08:15,680
but yeah she bangs all three at once

1853
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,560
basically

1854
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:17,920
and

1855
01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,520
um

1856
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:22,159
blah blah blah i hope the wedding dress

1857
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:26,000
she made was not constrictive

1858
01:08:22,159 --> 01:08:28,250
apparently not um had strategically

1859
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:32,719
placed holes uh yeah she did

1860
01:08:28,250 --> 01:08:34,239
[Laughter]

1861
01:08:32,719 --> 01:08:36,080
no okay

1862
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:38,239
um so then they all fall asleep so they

1863
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:41,120
have this epic bang session on the altar

1864
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:41,120
to her mother

1865
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:47,920
and then they all fall asleep what a way

1866
01:08:43,679 --> 01:08:49,600
to honor your mother's memory i guess um

1867
01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:51,600
so then celine wakes up to this female

1868
01:08:49,600 --> 01:08:53,839
voice calling out to her from the woods

1869
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:56,000
and i'm like baby girl no

1870
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:58,719
have we learned nothing about anything

1871
01:08:56,000 --> 01:09:00,799
we don't follow voices into the woods

1872
01:08:58,719 --> 01:09:03,120
but she follows the voice do not follow

1873
01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:05,040
your caucasian curiosity

1874
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:08,480
right into the woods

1875
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:09,759
the caucasity don't do it it's true

1876
01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:12,080
don't do it

1877
01:09:09,759 --> 01:09:14,960
um but she follows and she finds nyx who

1878
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:16,560
looks um identical to her like they are

1879
01:09:14,960 --> 01:09:19,520
[ __ ] identical

1880
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:21,759
um only nyx is a giant

1881
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:23,040
but then she like shrinks down into

1882
01:09:21,759 --> 01:09:23,920
human size

1883
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:26,239
um

1884
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:29,120
nyx explains that celine is actually one

1885
01:09:26,239 --> 01:09:31,600
of her feathers

1886
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:33,600
so she has wings

1887
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:35,600
and

1888
01:09:33,600 --> 01:09:36,880
so cronus

1889
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:39,759
set up

1890
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:42,080
that altar so it's a fake altar

1891
01:09:39,759 --> 01:09:42,960
they set it up to try to capture her

1892
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,839
and

1893
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:45,040
um

1894
01:09:43,839 --> 01:09:48,480
when they

1895
01:09:45,040 --> 01:09:49,600
made the attempt they got some of her

1896
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:51,520
feathers

1897
01:09:49,600 --> 01:09:52,719
and so

1898
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:54,159
celine

1899
01:09:52,719 --> 01:09:56,239
um

1900
01:09:54,159 --> 01:09:58,239
is one of those feathers

1901
01:09:56,239 --> 01:09:59,920
and so

1902
01:09:58,239 --> 01:10:02,560
celine is like why didn't you come for

1903
01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:04,480
me i needed you and she's like

1904
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:05,679
you didn't need me look at you you're

1905
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:07,040
fine

1906
01:10:05,679 --> 01:10:09,040
um

1907
01:10:07,040 --> 01:10:13,199
and then she gives her the title of

1908
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:13,199
goddess of ravens bats and black cats

1909
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:18,320
is that going on your business card

1910
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:22,800
if i could get away with it i would

1911
01:10:20,719 --> 01:10:26,159
it's your new email signature

1912
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,679
goddess of ravens bats and black cats

1913
01:10:26,159 --> 01:10:29,600
um

1914
01:10:27,679 --> 01:10:31,360
and then nyx disappears and the guys

1915
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,040
show up

1916
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:35,760
they go back to the altar

1917
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:37,600
um celine has burned some more darkness

1918
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:39,440
because there was a [ __ ] in three-way

1919
01:10:37,600 --> 01:10:40,800
apparently and so or four away or

1920
01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:43,040
whatever the [ __ ]

1921
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:43,040
so

1922
01:10:43,120 --> 01:10:48,159
so she's prego again so she gives birth

1923
01:10:45,920 --> 01:10:49,760
she decides she wants to do it alone

1924
01:10:48,159 --> 01:10:51,280
um

1925
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,640
and so she spends some time with the

1926
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,320
darkness like

1927
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:56,800
it's a shadow she plays with it in the

1928
01:10:54,320 --> 01:11:00,000
forest and then it runs away um baylor

1929
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:01,520
went to the village to terrorize some

1930
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,880
some villagers

1931
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:05,520
and

1932
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:08,159
um iran went to put together like a

1933
01:11:05,520 --> 01:11:10,159
celebration for her new title

1934
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:12,159
so she's hanging out in the forest and

1935
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:14,640
draco's been waiting for her and she

1936
01:11:12,159 --> 01:11:16,000
hears this horrible scream by the altar

1937
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:19,679
and so

1938
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:22,239
um it turns out that another

1939
01:11:19,679 --> 01:11:24,320
tatter piece

1940
01:11:22,239 --> 01:11:25,280
of erebus cloak

1941
01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,679
um

1942
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:30,320
is there trying to kill draco

1943
01:11:27,679 --> 01:11:31,520
so he is attacking him he says his name

1944
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:33,920
is adam

1945
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:37,199
and he's come to take her home

1946
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:39,679
um it turns out there was a a cronus

1947
01:11:37,199 --> 01:11:40,800
camera there the whole time so got the

1948
01:11:39,679 --> 01:11:43,040
whole

1949
01:11:40,800 --> 01:11:44,719
bang fest that happened on the ultra

1950
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:47,040
well i mean i was wondering when we

1951
01:11:44,719 --> 01:11:50,159
found out like it had been a cronus

1952
01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:51,760
sight to capture next yeah yeah so

1953
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:52,840
they knew they were there the whole time

1954
01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:56,320
so

1955
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:57,600
um she pretends to surrender to save

1956
01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:59,760
draco

1957
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:00,880
um so

1958
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:03,600
she

1959
01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:05,280
makes adam think that she is bored with

1960
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:07,600
her three men

1961
01:12:05,280 --> 01:12:08,800
and draco begs her to run

1962
01:12:07,600 --> 01:12:11,360
um

1963
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:13,679
but she agrees to go with adam

1964
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:15,120
and says it's time to put an end to this

1965
01:12:13,679 --> 01:12:17,440
so she goes

1966
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:18,560
they land in um

1967
01:12:17,440 --> 01:12:20,400
the

1968
01:12:18,560 --> 01:12:23,440
cronus courtyard

1969
01:12:20,400 --> 01:12:25,280
and there's security everywhere adam

1970
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:27,040
keeps trying to touch her and she keeps

1971
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:28,480
telling him to like back the [ __ ] up

1972
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,960
like don't [ __ ] touch me and he's

1973
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:32,880
like oh but baby like we're meant to be

1974
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:36,000
we have an epic love and she's like we

1975
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:37,679
do not don't [ __ ] touch me i need to

1976
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:39,840
have an epic love with someone else who

1977
01:12:37,679 --> 01:12:41,679
told me i had an epic love with him

1978
01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:44,880
three other someones

1979
01:12:41,679 --> 01:12:46,480
so um her dad comes out and adam tells

1980
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:47,679
her to go to him

1981
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:50,400
um

1982
01:12:47,679 --> 01:12:53,120
and then they can have their alone time

1983
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:56,480
so she turns around and [ __ ]

1984
01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:58,800
disintegrates him she gets so angry she

1985
01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:01,520
loses her [ __ ] and she disintegrates

1986
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:03,600
adam or her dad adam apparently she's a

1987
01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:05,920
lot more powerful than she realized and

1988
01:13:03,600 --> 01:13:07,920
she disintegrates him

1989
01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,679
um and then she inhales his essence

1990
01:13:07,920 --> 01:13:11,360
which is dark and weird

1991
01:13:09,679 --> 01:13:14,400
but that's what happens

1992
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:16,960
um so then her dad is like

1993
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:19,120
just come back inside like we have a lot

1994
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:20,239
to talk about i'm so sorry like just

1995
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:22,159
come on

1996
01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:24,239
and um

1997
01:13:22,159 --> 01:13:26,239
as her dad is essentially distracting

1998
01:13:24,239 --> 01:13:28,719
her somebody tries to tranquilize her

1999
01:13:26,239 --> 01:13:31,440
and she like pulls out the tranq and is

2000
01:13:28,719 --> 01:13:33,840
like that is a

2001
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:35,840
super cute attempt

2002
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:37,360
but you probably should have worked on

2003
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:40,239
your formula a little more because i

2004
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:42,400
feel nothing and like throws the trach

2005
01:13:40,239 --> 01:13:45,120
back at them

2006
01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:47,600
and then the shadows show up her dad

2007
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:49,280
continues to try to berate her tell her

2008
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:50,159
that um

2009
01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:51,440
she

2010
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:54,320
is

2011
01:13:51,440 --> 01:13:56,159
nothing that she is basically a piece of

2012
01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,280
trash and just an experiment that he's

2013
01:13:56,159 --> 01:14:00,159
ashamed of

2014
01:13:57,280 --> 01:14:02,159
um but she shows her power so she like

2015
01:14:00,159 --> 01:14:04,560
lets all this darkness like leak from

2016
01:14:02,159 --> 01:14:06,320
her and like go in between the legs of

2017
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,080
all these security guys and they're like

2018
01:14:06,320 --> 01:14:09,199
oh [ __ ]

2019
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:11,040
oh no

2020
01:14:09,199 --> 01:14:14,560
so she like just covers everything in

2021
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:16,640
darkness and um

2022
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:18,880
she uh

2023
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:21,040
basically is like

2024
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:23,440
if you come after me again

2025
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:25,280
i will destroy all of you

2026
01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:27,360
but we're gonna go now

2027
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:29,199
so this is your last chance

2028
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:30,560
so she turns to leave but her dad pulls

2029
01:14:29,199 --> 01:14:33,679
a gun on her

2030
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:36,159
and so she sends the darkness

2031
01:14:33,679 --> 01:14:38,960
like into his mouth and makes him

2032
01:14:36,159 --> 01:14:38,960
explode

2033
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,719
so that

2034
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:45,199
happens

2035
01:14:42,719 --> 01:14:48,400
and then she tells all the other

2036
01:14:45,199 --> 01:14:50,080
cronus people um to leave them alone or

2037
01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:51,679
they can suffer the same

2038
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:53,120
for the record y'all i'm just like

2039
01:14:51,679 --> 01:14:54,840
blinking

2040
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:56,960
i'm just like

2041
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,560
garlic i'm sorry i told you it was

2042
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,480
different it was fun

2043
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:03,760
but anyway so now we're at the epilogue

2044
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:03,760
babe we're almost there

2045
01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:08,320
i'm still just blinking at hannah

2046
01:15:06,560 --> 01:15:10,480
this is the whole book

2047
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:12,800
so celine has been

2048
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:14,560
um they've been traveling

2049
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:15,920
she's been learning

2050
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:19,199
they're having fun

2051
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:21,840
they have settled in tuscany um and they

2052
01:15:19,199 --> 01:15:23,600
just collect black cats that have been

2053
01:15:21,840 --> 01:15:25,679
kind of discarded on the streets she

2054
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:28,480
collects them they've built little

2055
01:15:25,679 --> 01:15:30,800
houses for wayward bats when they're in

2056
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:32,560
their travels and they have ravens that

2057
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:35,199
live in their olive trees

2058
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:38,560
everyone is very happy and super chill

2059
01:15:35,199 --> 01:15:41,120
and that's it

2060
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:41,120
the end

2061
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:49,120
it was a fun read

2062
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,280
i liked it

2063
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:54,239
um

2064
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,840
okay so let's summarize

2065
01:15:54,239 --> 01:15:58,400
no because if you summarize it i won't

2066
01:15:55,840 --> 01:16:00,640
like it anymore

2067
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:02,000
like i already know i won't like it

2068
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:03,840
anymore

2069
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:05,840
what what do you mean you won't like it

2070
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:07,840
if i summarize it you literally just

2071
01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:09,040
said that you liked it and it was fun

2072
01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:11,120
and i'm like let me summarize it and

2073
01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:13,120
you're like that will ruin everything it

2074
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:15,120
will because if i hear it all condensed

2075
01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:16,800
at one time i'm gonna realize how

2076
01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:19,520
terrible it is

2077
01:16:16,800 --> 01:16:21,840
yeah so she works for a secret lab yep

2078
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:21,840
um

2079
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:26,640
the darkness

2080
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,880
were they there to get her because

2081
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:30,320
nothing yeah okay so the darkness shows

2082
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:33,120
up to get her

2083
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,120
they get her

2084
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:37,679
she has all of their little darkness

2085
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:40,239
babies

2086
01:16:37,679 --> 01:16:41,840
she kills the dude who

2087
01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:43,280
captured like you like raised her in

2088
01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:46,000
captivity

2089
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:47,040
and then she moves to tuscany

2090
01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:50,320
yep

2091
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,320
that's it you nailed it

2092
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:58,080
yeah i'm gonna i don't know i'm gonna

2093
01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:59,520
let you just be the keeper of that book

2094
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:01,040
um

2095
01:16:59,520 --> 01:17:02,560
i

2096
01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:04,880
listen but i also feel like there's a

2097
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:06,159
lot of books that like when we review

2098
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:07,920
them and like say

2099
01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:09,840
[ __ ] out loud the other person just like

2100
01:17:07,920 --> 01:17:12,239
what the [ __ ] did you even read but then

2101
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:13,440
you're like but damn it actually reading

2102
01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:15,920
it

2103
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:18,960
it wasn't like it was an

2104
01:17:15,920 --> 01:17:21,679
enjoyable experience it was yeah

2105
01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,679
yeah um

2106
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:26,400
and i'm i'm

2107
01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:29,040
i want that for you hannah

2108
01:17:26,400 --> 01:17:31,440
and i'm glad you had that with this book

2109
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:33,520
thank you so much

2110
01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:35,040
yeah

2111
01:17:33,520 --> 01:17:37,440
are we are we doing

2112
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:40,000
bats are we doing ravens i was just

2113
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:42,239
thinking i don't know what kind of scale

2114
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:45,920
i think probably ravens

2115
01:17:42,239 --> 01:17:48,159
are we doing demon darkness babies

2116
01:17:45,920 --> 01:17:51,840
let's do ravens for those who don't know

2117
01:17:48,159 --> 01:17:53,840
i actually have a raven tattoo

2118
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:57,719
i like ravens

2119
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,719
yeah ravens are dope

2120
01:17:58,159 --> 01:18:02,800
yeah okay anyway the way you said it was

2121
01:18:01,199 --> 01:18:04,800
like uh

2122
01:18:02,800 --> 01:18:06,719
like you had this look on your face like

2123
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:09,600
i don't even know how you're like oh i

2124
01:18:06,719 --> 01:18:11,360
but i i like ravens and i'm like

2125
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:14,000
well yeah you don't have to not like

2126
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:14,000
ravens

2127
01:18:14,239 --> 01:18:18,159
well this book was weird but like i said

2128
01:18:16,719 --> 01:18:20,320
it was different it was not like

2129
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:22,560
anything else i had read before which is

2130
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:23,360
part of why i appreciated it

2131
01:18:22,560 --> 01:18:26,400
so

2132
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:28,719
i'm gonna go with

2133
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,719
um

2134
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:33,120
i don't know

2135
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,120
maybe like

2136
01:18:34,080 --> 01:18:40,000
four out of seven ravens

2137
01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:41,440
i'm i'm probably going to go fewer

2138
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:44,000
ravens

2139
01:18:41,440 --> 01:18:46,239
i'm not it's totally fair that's totally

2140
01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:46,239
fair

2141
01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:56,800
what i don't know like maybe

2142
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:59,360
maybe three

2143
01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:01,600
out of out of more than seven

2144
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,600
um

2145
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:05,920
like you go four out of seven i go three

2146
01:19:04,080 --> 01:19:07,920
out of eight are they really that far

2147
01:19:05,920 --> 01:19:10,080
off from each other does doesn't matter

2148
01:19:07,920 --> 01:19:14,239
does any of this matter

2149
01:19:10,080 --> 01:19:16,719
no no it does nothing matters

2150
01:19:14,239 --> 01:19:18,640
nothing matters wow we're getting into

2151
01:19:16,719 --> 01:19:21,760
some deep philosophical [ __ ] about what

2152
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:23,360
we do with our life and our time um i'm

2153
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:24,320
having fun so that's all that matters

2154
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:26,719
really

2155
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,719
yes

2156
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:32,000
yeah

2157
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:32,000
yeah um

2158
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:36,960
so that's it guys

2159
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:38,800
i've stumped chelsea does this book

2160
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:41,920
break me

2161
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:45,760
chelsea appears broken i'm just she's

2162
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:48,560
continuing to just blink at me i don't

2163
01:19:45,760 --> 01:19:51,440
i don't think this was the book for me

2164
01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:54,480
and that's totally okay it is okay yeah

2165
01:19:51,440 --> 01:19:56,719
that's okay it's it's cool to like other

2166
01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:58,960
things like it's cool to have difference

2167
01:19:56,719 --> 01:20:00,800
of opinions and to like things that like

2168
01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:03,440
not everyone has to like all of the same

2169
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:06,000
things yeah and that's cool that there's

2170
01:20:03,440 --> 01:20:08,159
so many options that like everyone can

2171
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,800
find something that's enjoyable for them

2172
01:20:08,159 --> 01:20:13,600
even if other people don't find that

2173
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:16,080
that thing is enjoyable for them

2174
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:19,760
um thank you for validating differences

2175
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:23,360
in taste yeah anytime

2176
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:24,800
um oh my god okay three out of eight

2177
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,880
four out of seven

2178
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,239
you tell us what your thoughts are smut

2179
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,159
puppies

2180
01:20:28,239 --> 01:20:32,239
we really appreciate you smut [ __ ]

2181
01:20:30,159 --> 01:20:35,199
hopefully you weren't just sitting and

2182
01:20:32,239 --> 01:20:36,400
blinking at me the way chelsea was

2183
01:20:35,199 --> 01:20:38,480
and you know what if you were that's

2184
01:20:36,400 --> 01:20:41,920
okay we'll get you next time but

2185
01:20:38,480 --> 01:20:44,159
regardless stay safe out there and uh

2186
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:48,080
keep reading smut i guess keep reading

2187
01:20:44,159 --> 01:20:48,080
smut we'll see you soon bye

2188
01:20:48,719 --> 01:20:51,760
well that's it for this week's mutt

2189
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:53,679
[ __ ]

2190
01:20:51,760 --> 01:20:56,639
we hope it was good for you

2191
01:20:53,679 --> 01:20:58,560
because it sure was great for us

2192
01:20:56,639 --> 01:21:00,639
if you're digging what we're doing it

2193
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:02,719
would mean a lot if you take a minute to

2194
01:21:00,639 --> 01:21:04,639
rate and review the show wherever you're

2195
01:21:02,719 --> 01:21:07,280
listening right now

2196
01:21:04,639 --> 01:21:08,639
maybe tell that sexy someone to let us

2197
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:10,080
in here

2198
01:21:08,639 --> 01:21:11,840
we love you

2199
01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:16,950
we appreciate you

2200
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:22,130
and we'll see you next week stay spotty

2201
01:21:16,950 --> 01:21:22,130
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