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Hello and welcome to the 496th consecutive
week of Cinema Psyops. I'm your host, Court, the guy that
is really not sure. What the fuck. King Kong was escaping from
or to. And joining me in the confusion of the plotline of this film is
my co host Matt. He was escaping Doctor who,
the tardis, obviously. Who? Huh? What Doctor What?
Who? Who now what hoodoo do?
What power of voodoo hoodoo. You do hoodoo
voodoo. Y. This is a very,
very odd film. It's safe to say that it is obviously
very influenced by James Bond films at the time. Including having
a James Bond girl that was like a Bond girl that was
actually just recently a Bond girl. And I think it was on Her Majesty's Secret
Service. Oh, I didn't even know that. Yeah, 1967.
So the lady that is billed as Madame X that's basically like constantly degrading
Doctor who and basically giving him like a shaming
fetish thing that she's doing where she's just constantly talking
shit. She was a Bond knows it worked for me. I'm just saying,
yeah, she was a Bond girl. So I got it. And I'm
pretty sure it was this same year. And I'm pretty sure that they hired her
immediately after she became a Bond girl or were banking on that to
help sell this film. The really odd thing about this is it is not
a sequel nor is it the same Kong from
Godzilla vs. Kong. Right. This is a completely different story.
And what this is is it's a co production between Toho and
Rankin and Bass. Does that name sound familiar to you in any way, shape or
form? Yes, but I don't year without
Santa Claus. Santa Claus is Coming to Town did a lot of those
stop motion animations and the voices in this. Paul Freese is back doing
90% of the men in this. I think he does all but like the lead
male actor that's an American. That's it. He does all the male voices. And then
there's like one lady who does literally all the female voices in the
dub for the English dub that you'll be hearing. But it was.
Rankin and Bass had an animated show that they did. It was like a King
Kong based show that they had the rights to. And they and Toho
worked together to do this adaptation of basically the same story.
But it's like a live action would be kids film is what they were trying
to do with this. And so that's why it's so different. That's why it's
a different island. And they just basically eliminated some of
the other characters that were like, you know, the Kong and friends where there's like
a family that hangs out with Kong and just took it back to just being
one lady that's into him and then like, some military dudes.
So there's a lot of stuff about. This, the UN this time.
Not really America, the un. Right. There's a lot of stuff about this,
this time that sort feels a little bit like the
other Kaiju films that Honda and everybody else had done in
Toho. But because it's based on a Rankin Bass based script and
story, it goes off in a completely different direction.
They started getting obsessed in Touhou with, like, Fantastic Voyage at
this time, too. So there's a lot of subs showing up trying to fight Kaiju.
And then there's even like a sub like, Atragon is a movie that we didn't
cover. But Atragon is like a flying sub with like a screw
thing on the end of it that it can drill through. It's like basically their
version of the Nautilus almost. Oh, nice. Yeah. But it can fly above,
like, in the air. It can fly or it can go down into the depths
of the ocean. And I forget what Beastie Atragon ends
up facing, but that sub ends up making an appearance and comes back
later on as well. And so, like, you know, Fantastic Voyage at
this time, it hit really big and so has a lot of, you know,
James Bond films. So there's a lot of those elements. And you remember I mentioned
that those elements start to creep into the Godzilla world, but with
Rankin and Bass involved, they just full on go headfirst into
that with, you know, Godzilla with King Kong escapes. Right.
I just wanted to mention that because when we start getting into these plot lines,
if any of you are like, hey, wait, this is very familiar. Even so to
where Doctor who is even dressed like the first Doctor. Like, a lot like him.
Really? Yeah. If you picture the first Doctor,
like, he had a kid. Yeah, I guess. Kind of. His hair silver and puffed
out like that. Like. I kind of wonder what they're doing with all of that.
But it was supposed to be hu. Doctor who. But, you know, in the English
language, he's Doctor who. Yeah. So there you go. This is such a weird,
weird entry. And I'm so glad you got the notes for it, because I want
to. I can't wait to hear you try to make heads or tails of what's
going on in this. I actually didn't do too bad,
I'll say that. All right, well, let's stop beating around the bush
and let's actually get into the actual review. So push. Yeah. I said
push. Why don't we go ahead and take the break now? We will play the
Legion Patreon ad and immediately following that, on the pirate radio edit
all songs from 1967 when King Kong Escapes
was released. Up first is Buffalo Springfield, for what it's worth,
right after this. This'll keep it quiet.
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With this idiot court destroyed all hope that humanity ever had while
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Just so he could geek out on Romero dead films and live in them temporarily.
Man, I just had to let Buffalo Springfield play out just a little bit longer.
I mean, at this point in our lives right now, this song
has new meaning.
Yeah, well, if you really think about it, what's happening now is
the world is trying to drag itself back to the 1950s all over the place.
And you can't really have that without automatically triggering a response.
Like the 1960s. 60S. Just saying. I think we'd
be lucky to go to the 50s. I think we're going to go even further
back. Well, let's not talk about that, because it's already a very
bleak and dreary world out there. Let's talk about what's happening in here
with King Kong escapes. All right. King Kong
escapes the first 30. We start out wearing a submarine.
A lieutenant lady walks into the bridge after, you know,
having to walk through a bunch of dudes just pretty much sexually harassing her.
And this leads to our first flip. Thanks.
Oh, a Gorill butler.
Are we going to make surveys of animals on this trip, too,
Command? No. This is just for our own amusement.
This has nothing to do with our report to the U.N. oh,
well, I. Don'T see how you can be amused by gorillas. I think they're dull.
Well, this one's 60ft tall. What do you think of him?
60Ft?
That's right. This is Kong, the strongest living creature
on Earth. Oh, yes, I remember
a legend. And yet underlying that old legend is
some truth. Are you saying that Kong's not just fictional?
Yes. How should. I devoted a good many years to research on Kong.
Data I've obtained shows that a giant anthropoid
had lived on an island in this area. It still may be there. It may.
See this picture right here.
These are steps from some ancient stone ruins. I thought so too,
when I first saw it. But those steps are each 10ft
high. No human can climb that high in one step. What do you think,
Commander? What I'm trying to figure out is who built it
and for what purpose. Do the islanders really think this was done by
a giant ape? The natives of the Java Sea most definitely believe in Kong
and Susan. Look at this tunnel. This is also Kong's
wall. Work. Which island is it? The island
is Mondo. Right there. Just a
little way off our course. Commander Nelson, take us there
for a look. Sorry, we have no time to spare. We're here to seek oil,
you know. We have our orders from the United Nations Research Council.
I wish there were some way, but all
right. Well, then we cut to a science facility up in the North Pole.
And a Mecca Kong is being built in our next clip.
Exactly like the original Kong. With this,
the world is ours.
It's still not the original. You sure you
didn't just build a giant toy? A toy? That's an insult.
How can you say that? It is the strongest thing there is in the world
today. Need I remind you how I feel
about that? How does it help my government get Element
X? This robot can do anything I program.
You can see that. I had it constructed exactly as Carl Nelson
planned it. This man Nelson is interesting. Will you get
onto the point? Most certainly. The giant
Kong was Nelson's model. This famous scientist researched
the legend and he reconstructed the strongest creature
on Earth. You stole it. I took his
drawings and my genius translated them into a robot Kong that
can certainly do anything. The original Kong
would have done. That ego is showing again.
Remember, my country buys results.
Doctor. We do not underwrite your precious ego. I quite understand.
I shall soon let my Kong show you that he can certainly do the job.
Obtain Element X. Doctor who? And you succeed.
My government insists you succeed. You understand
that? I do. Madam.
We are all ready to start. You'll observe my creation
doing now what's never been done.
We'll go outside.
42,000 mark. The rays of Element X
are strong. You are aware the entire world has unearthed a
total of only 3 ounces of this rare element. No one could mine until now.
This crater down there is a deposit of tons.
My robot Kong is in position.
After all these years of labor, success has come.
He will bring out 10,000 tons of X this robot.
We are ready, Doctor. Test the results. Excellent,
sir. Shortly your country is going to gain
nuclear domination of the universe.
America and the Soviets can never catch up. Shouldn't we count
on this taking years, Doctor? A hundred days, madam. That soon
Element X is unparalleled. You'll create a nuclear arsenal fast.
I predict you'll rule the entire world in time. This is an
historic day. It's quite a treasure you turned up at the North Pole.
Shall we get underway? All right. Well, Mecha Kong,
I guess, goes into the mines and starts digging. And he gets
close to Element X. We see it glowing but then his brain
circuits fry due to the radiation and he turns off and
it's time to rebuild him. And that leads to our next clip.
I want you to redesign the circuitry and shield it.
You are to work day and night. We shall start right now.
Where are you going? Madam? Don't you know? Doctor? Don't desert us now.
It's only going to take us a short while longer. Do what you want to.
Our country is withdrawing all aid. Doctor,
you can't do this. I must ask that you reconsider.
You forced me to delay the new construction and the source of Element X is
mine. Only I can take it. What if another country gets
it? Not yours. Should I take that as a threat? Your country already
has a huge stake in the robot. I don't suggest you quit.
All right. I request that we grant you the extra
time you want. Doctor who I should mention this, more of your blundering
and you are through. Just stomping on those testies every five
seconds. Just keep stopping. Keep stopping.
He must have a crush on fetish. I don't. But I have
a fetish of seeing. Getting stomped. Is that something?
No, no, no. I said he must. As in who? Oh, he. But I thought
he said you must have a crushing fetish. And go I. Not for me
because I'm allergic to pain. It hurts me. But you
break out in blood and bruising. Yeah. And I.
I don't like that. But assholes. Getting it done to
them. I could watch that all day long. That's fine. Justice porn is basically
the only thing that's keeping you and I go on these days. Pretty much just
is just about it. Yeah. So we're back in the submarine
and while they're going, they hit like a. Some rocks underneath the ocean.
There's like a landslide. So repairs are needed. So those other three
can now go check out the island. When, you know, they. You know, they thought
they didn't have time. Well, the three get there and that they have
this little jet slash boat thing that they
take from the sub. It's a really cutesy type of thing. The car
kind of reminded me of the Fantastic Four mobile that they all would connect together
and it was like, you know, hovercraft car thing. And it would go anywhere.
Yeah, it would remind me, you know, also remind me of. I don't know.
Did you ever see like that. That it was a cartoon. It was
like silver eagles or something. It's a bunch of dudes. One lady
dressed up as eagles. Silver hawks. Yeah, silver hawks. Thank You. I had
the ship for that. And yeah, it all can. Like the front came apart
so the guy could drive it. It's. It was amazing. I love that. Yeah,
great toys. Not that great of a cartoon anyway. No, cartoon sucked.
But the toys were radio and they take that. And this leads to
our next clip. That's funny. There are no villagers here this time.
Was the island inhabited?
You understand? Yes, it's a Javanese
dialect. He's warning us not to enter.
He says that it's taboo and that it must not be broken.
Kong.
Bong. That means king.
The natives call him King Kong. He says
we're trespassing on Kong's home. Do you mean he
actually exists? We'll soon find out.
Let's get hold of the old one and see what else we can learn.
Susan, you'd better wait here. Alone.
You're safer here. Watch this here.
Susan, you'll be much safer if we put you right there in the refrigerator.
Listen, Susan, we're gonna leave you alone in the middle of a jungle.
We don't know why we think it's safer here. Because it's probably not. Because we
have no idea what's on this island. But you wait here while we go ahead.
Fuck off. Susan, look, it's a lot safer if you stand next to this pool.
Stagnant water that is filled with mosquito eggs. Trust us.
Yeah, you will be fine. Here. Listen. Here's a giant
ape footprint. That's the size of a Volkswagen. Why don't
you just stand here right next to that? You don't need a gun, honey.
Don't worry about it. We're going to go check this out. All right, sweet cheeks.
Maybe if you cook us up a little meal by the time we get back,
that'd be great. Look, I know it seems like it would be really dangerous for
us to have you tied here where it says insert blond for Kong.
But trust us, you're safer here.
List. Don't you worry your pretty little head about
this giant neon sign with an arrow pointed at you saying
free blonde for Kong. I don't want you to worry about that.
Your job is just to be pretty and to cook an ice meal.
Oh, now give us a gross. Now give us those shoes. You're not
gonna need those while you're in the kitchen. Yeah, we know you love shoes,
but you don't need them. Hey, if you're good later, I'll take
you to see some hats. Look not to buy. Okay, let's move
on before I feel even more disgusted with ours. I know?
Jesus, that was terrible. Oh, well, all right.
Anyway, moving on. Saving us is a giant dinosaur
that heard being court being misogynistic. It felt really bad
for. For Susan. So he. He attacks
her to put her off her misery, having to listen to us.
Anyway, giant dinosaur does come around. It attacks her and
this wakes up Kong because he hears her screaming. That's Gorosaurus,
by the way. He shows up in other Godzilla films and gets adapted into
the Godzilla universe even though he gets killed here. Very reminiscent of
how Kong kills the dinosaur in the original. Kong Gotcha.
Well, she's running around and she runs right into Kong
who picks her up. She screams. And then Kong sees
the dinosaur. So he puts her down onto a tree and he starts
fighting the giant dinosaur. Kong starts beating the out of
the dinosaur. Literally just starts like really pounding
the out of it. Then the fellas show up and they see that
she. He's holding her again and she can reason with Kong and Kong
puts her down. The three escape the is island as Kong then kills
the lizard by just here pounding it. As Kong
goes to like chase after him. As they're leaving, well, they're also attacked
by a giant snake. So then Kong comes out and fights
the snake. Oh yeah. The three are able to get back. You missed a spot.
When he beats. He thinks he kills Gorosaurus. But as they go
to run off and escape, Gorosaurus is still alive and snaps his ankle
in like a vice like grip in its mouth. And so they're able to
get away. And that's when he pries the jaws open and
it's left with. And then stomps hardy. The dinosaur foams out of
its mouth. Yeah, like that was supposed to be originally blood for his jaw
to be split open. But the effects guy,
Fira Fukube, I think Fukube, I'm not pronouncing that right
probably, but the effects guy that has been doing all of these
suits got really offended because he said this is supposed to be for kids and
you want to throw in that much blood. So as a compromise, they did this
foaming with that stomping and stuff. You know, I wondered all about
that and so started to realize things after you told me earlier how
this was supposed to be kind of maybe made more for kids. I go,
okay, because I wondered why we didn't see a whole lot of blood in this.
Yeah, but there's a reason why they're pushing for more blood, even though it's
also going more towards kids. That's happening in the same Area in Japan. And I'll
explain that when we get there, but let's move on. All right, so after the
three get back to the sub, Kong attacks the snake and, you know,
they. He beats up the snake, but then Kong gets to the sub
and starts knocking the sub around because, you know, he wants his friend. They send
Susan out to stall Kong, and Kong picks her up, but then
puts her back down, listens to her, and they're able to fix the sub.
And then they go away. And at one point,
actually Colin had a hold of her and she jumps into the water and he
freaks out because he knows probably there are monsters in the water. Picks her up,
realizes she wants to be put down, puts her on the sub, they leave,
and they say goodbye to Kong, who kind of stalks away to his island.
And I think I felt bummed out for Kong. It looked like Kong was kind
of bummed out as friends was leaving. Anyway, the sub is
now gonna head to New York and tell the UN what they found.
That's the end of the first 30min. They do a really good job in that
sequence of Kong, like, setting her down and looking dour and sad.
Yeah, I got to say it. Now that we're at the 30 minute break,
the sculpt for Kong's face on this is extremely derpy
looking. And I think it was because they wanted to try and make him emote
and have emotion and feel sad. But they also didn't make it very
articulate or make his eyes move in any way, shape or form. So he
looks super derpy. Yeah, he looks way derpy.
Like. Like he looks like Mama. Kong might
have drank a lot and maybe smoked cigarettes.
Ye. He looks like he might have that mom drank too much while you were
in the womb disorder quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, That's.
That's what I was thinking too. When I first saw Kong, I was like,
kong, buddy, what they do to you? They made you dumb.
The gorosaurus costume that the other person wears that's
doing the battle to be the, like, sort of T Rex looking thing that they
call gorosaurus. Yeah, that one is also the sculpt in
this is pretty rough too. Yeah, you can kind of.
It doesn't look all that great. You can see the seams a lot on these
costumes. You can kind of see where they're stitching the guy into the Kong costume
in the back in a lot of that fight. Having said that, I still really
marvel at the way that they're able to do a lot of the composite Shots
and what they were actually able to produce. And the fight between the two is
actually pretty great. And I pop whenever Kong gets his leg bit
by Gorosaurus after you thought he got beat down. Because the beating brutal.
Even for a kids movie, this is especially brutal. That's what I
really thought. Not so much even the vice grip on the ankle. Because you're right,
I think I must have been looking down and writing a note and missed that
part. But what really was the, the. The murder of the.
The dinosaur, the way Kong was just like violently beating them.
I was like, the violence is up to a tee on this now.
The reason that I'm bringing that up and I wanted to mention it is at
the time, currently in Japan there are lower
budget suit and superhero style TV
shows that are picking up on the giant monsters thing that like Godzilla was
doing. And there's a. Just a slur of them and they're super bloody
and super violent. Violent. There's like decapitations where like a
lot of the monsters are getting their heads chopped off and a lot of blood
in these TV shows that are meant for kids that are like superheroes and
giant monsters. And I think Toho's even actually like
dipping their toe in at this time. I know they do eventually and
I don't know exactly when, but they start making TV shows where they
have like a monster of the week that's getting slaughtered too. So Toho's pushing for
the violence because they want the violence. Because that's what the kids in Japan
are definitely going to want. The American folks
I don't think wanted it to be. Be quite that violent.
And then obviously Kira Fukube that we were kind of talking about earlier,
he obviously didn't want to put that much more violence in either.
Like the. The reason that the foaming of the mouth happens instead of the blood
is because he was upset at the idea of all of the blood. And I
mentioned to you that yes, they become more and more kids films as we go
in these Godzilla series as well that we're going to be tying back into.
But they also get super more bloody. And I found that out
from just kind of doing a little bit of research about this film and just
reading in the background. That kind of started because Japanese
TV was doing the giant monsters being more violent to compete with
the Godzilla movies as they were. So as they stopped going
away from being for adults, there was less and less
character development, less and less human interest story. Less and less
like talking about the clashing of previous Japanese Culture with the modern
taking over. Where people are starting to marry for actually being, you know,
romantic love. Instead of. Yeah. Arranged marriages and
things. Or having the okay of the father. And, you know, kind of breaking with
tradition, that sort of stuff. All of that stuff goes by the wayside. And then
we just end up with blood and guts, essentially, with the Kaiju battles.
And it becomes more and more about the violence. And the people that
kind of compare these types of movies to watching, you know, wrestling.
I can see that because there's a lot of the same moves that. And stuff
that happens with the violence in these. We'll definitely be seeing that very shortly.
But, you know, it still kind of makes it fun. And I just think it's
wild that the kids shows in Japan threw in so much blood. Just to
try and compete and get attention. Because violence always sells. Isn't that funny?
Yeah. Everyone come see violence inherited in the system. All right,
let's move on to the next block of time. All right, the next 30.
We start out, we're cutting back to the UN and that's our next clip.
The home of Kong. And in addition to Kong.
There are mammoth reptiles living on the island. That have
long since become extinct on other continents.
This island could be called a living museum of the
prehistoric age. This concludes my report.
Are there any questions?
At the meeting of the scientific committee this morning. It was decided to
send the explorer out again. Is this for the purpose of capturing Kong?
No, not to capture him, but to study him in his natural habitat.
If it would be, to say the least, difficult to
care for him here in New York. Will you be accompanied by the same crew?
Yes. Essentially the same crew will go on the expedition.
Especially Lieutenant Commander Nomura and Ms. Watson sitting
here beside me. They are very well known to Com.
Com was apparently gentle with Lieutenant Watson. May I ask why,
Ms. Watson? Do you know a reason you can tell me?
It's very easy for us to understand. You see,
as ridiculous as it may sound. Kong is a male. And Ms.
Watson is. Well, see for yourselves. Gentlemen.
If there are no further questions. I will now turn the meeting over to the
chairman of the Council. Thank you very much for your kind attention.
Code signal LCM3. Go ahead.
My country is going to grant you more time. Nelson sold you on
the Kong. We can now use
his Kong to do the digging for us. The real Kong's a mammal.
Could he stun the radiation? Dr. Kong can resist
it better than anything. He cannot stand it forever,
though we will only need the big beast
a day or two. You Know, I think that that'll have to do.
I agree. Now I shall go after him.
Can you get Kong to obey you? You should consider that,
Doctor. Oh. You should know that I do. You should
also know we can't go on without your aid.
You can do this without additional aid. You can
control Kong as Nelson did. The woman is a
secret. Susan Watson got Kong to do anything she asked.
Might I ask what do we do with Watson and Nelson when
we're through? That is quite
easy. Merely a deadly detail. I'll support
you 30 days more. How you do it is your concern. I want
you to succeed. I should hate to hear that you had died.
Yeah, and they're just straight up threatening his fucking life. Yeah,
babe. Can we just talk about that
really cringe comment in the press conference where he's like, kong is only a male.
And, well, as you can see, this tender young morsel over here
is just a young morsel. Am I right, fellas? Like, come on.
Yeah, dude. How do you think we got caught out? We left her alone at
the jungle, everybody. It was hilarious. We set
the tender trap and it worked.
Yeah, let's move on. I just feel gross.
We were. Yeah, yeah. I mean, we're not a great
society, by the way. No, no. Humans. He can't even just say American
society. That's just the world as a whole is. Men were just
terrible throughout pretty much all of history. Humans awful.
And it's mostly men's fault. Let's move on. Mostly. All right.
God damn, you sound like a Republican school. Let's just move on.
I kid anyway. All right, so the bad guys, they're getting
to the island. Kong sees them. The bad guys then have helicopters
and they gas Kong, which knocks them out. As the bad guys are walking
around the island, man who spoke what really was just gibberish.
He tries to stop them, but Doctor who shoots him.
And then they take on and they leave.
The military guys get back there. And that is our next clip.
This proves Khan's still on the island. Yeah, I think he's still here.
Better Recent donnybrook. He must be near here
someplace. We don't want to excite him.
So just the three of us will go on from here. I say
let's go. Kong's opponents were human beings.
It smells like ether.
Lieutenant, have the men collect samples of
these shell casings. Then let's spread out and search for Kong.
We should be able to find him easily enough if he's lying around someplace.
Okay, get going. It looks like Kong
escaped after putting Up a terrific battle. Yes. Still I don't
know.
Carl. Carl.
Hey, he's been shot.
Is there any. Trance.
What did he say? He said that an Oriental skeleton,
a devil with eyes like a gutter rat,
kidnapped Kong and took him away into the skies.
Lieutenant, see that he has a decent burial.
Essex, Was he the only one here?
It looks that way. Wish we could have talked to the old
one sooner. He told us enough.
I have an idea who the kidnapper is.
It must be my old friend, that international Judas
doctor who.
Sends this rush to New York. Aye, aye.
Proceed immediately to station 6318 North. Start investigation
at the nearest field office. Right here.
That's Tokyo. It looks like an
Asiatic country is tied in. A check in Tokyo will tell
us where this came from.
I don't know. Do you really think we can locate Kong? Sure, we'll find him.
As long as they haven't taken him to the North Pole.
Well, that's exactly where they took him, you dipshit.
Yeah, you think they would have looked there first if that was the only place
that they wouldn't have been able to confirm or track. Yeah, right. It's like
that's. That's exactly where they took him.
So we head back to the bad guy base of that North
Pole and that leads to our next clip. Knock before you enter
next time. All right, state what it is you want. Ah,
New York, huh? The UN has begun to ask a lot of questions
about us. The members of the
UN Science Council already know this name. Don't worry about them.
You sure you removed all evidence? Yes. Worry not. I can outwit
the UN any day and anytime. Did you see our giant ape?
My thought is that under ether he won't be much use.
You underrate what a genius I am. I can control the ape.
Will he do as you order? Hypnotic susceptibility.
That's the secret. Hypnosis.
A creature with Kong's intelligence is easily. Easily handled. That's another
little thing I learned to Carl Nelson. Recall.
Doctor, you agreed that you would get Carl Nelson's crew so that
they could handle Kong. Yes. Nelson and his crew will
be underway soon. This is the last trip. They will aid us as needed.
Then we will just do away with them. That's not evil
or some shit? No, man, that's. I'm sure it's fine.
So then the bad guys. The bad guys,
hidden in disguise, they contact the good guys, saying, oh,
you know, you needed back here in Japan for some different information
and bring all your. Bring all your Notes and stuff. And they get into this
helicopter with these guys. But as they're going, one of the guys goes,
I don't trust them, and I don't think they're Japanese. So they.
They already think they've just been kidnapped. We see Kong
gets hypnotized and they send him to go
digging through the mine. As he's doing it, he gets close to
that. That chemical X, right? Or element
X. Yeah, the element. And he starts to get sleepy. And then maybe
he snap it out of the. The kind of the.
That. The. The hypnotization of him. And he freaks out
and he throws the earpiece off that was controlling
him. And then he runs off. But they lock down the cave. So he's locked
in the cave. And this leads to our next clip.
Just as I thought. Kong could very easily extend the
radiation. Unluckily, we couldn't maintain the power
that we heard. Now what, sir?
Nelson's in the laboratory. Oh, Carl Nelson
is here now. They constructed a robot just like ours. Looks like
Doctor who wasn't satisfied with the robot. He wanted the real
car. Oh, car. Glad you could come.
No more. You too. Been a long time.
Obviously not enough years to suit me. What is this all
about? Is Kong here?
Yes, that's where he's usually kept.
What do you think of this, Kong? Do you recognize your brainchild?
You'd steal Niagara Falls for a drink of water.
But you want the real Kong to do
something the robot can't do, right? I'm after
X, Nelson. Element X.
Under the ice years. All I want. Only Kong's muscle
can get it all out. You know what we can get from him?
You can't use the robot, huh? And Kong won't do what you want him to
do. That's why you brought us here. You are so right.
You think we'll agree to help you? I predicted
you would not will you, Lieutenant Watson?
I won't help you either. We shall see.
Come. Oh, this is great.
It's a pretty odd lab. So this is
Doctor who's guest room with no color television.
At least we can joke a little.
Actually, I'm awfully afraid we
all are, Susan. If who manages to extract the
element X, there'll be no object in keeping
us alive. Nelson,
you ought to come.
Hello there.
Won't you sit down? Would you
like a drink? Yeah, why not?
You know, I'm slightly confused.
You take your typical Oriental Mata Hari.
Now what are you saying? Let me
put it this way. Anyway, if you'll excuse the corny cliche
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
My answer is a corny cliche. Did you ever hear
it? Don't judge a book according to its cover.
Or a snake by its color.
That's well put. What's your connection with Dr. Who?
Busyness. But you should know that I don't really want to
go on any. Tell me one thing first.
Do you work for him or does he work for you? Does life
here in the north interest you? My dear,
we can easily get to all the world capitals. London,
Paris. I can arrange it so this
lab is yours. Please stay here
with me. You can run the whole
thing. Carl.
If the money holds on.
What if there's no country to buy Element X? Won't you mind
it? You don't have to be worried about that.
You're not. Japanese, Chinese,
Thai, Vietnam, Burma. You're getting
one car. Getting too warm.
All right. He's a hard one to handle.
Nelson's an unusual man. He is not the
kind of man that you are used to.
That's why he appeals to me. An idealist.
But I know how to make him do anything we want.
Susan, look at it this way. It can
only get better because it certainly can't get any worse.
You never say that. That's like saying you got something by the ass and then
boom, something always comes along and makes it worse. Don't ever say
that. Ever. Never say that. God damn
it. You don't say, hey, how can things get any worse? They're gonna get worse
because the universe is just waiting for you to feel like that so that they
can drop that next bomb on you. That's what's gonna happen. Yeah. It just wants
you to feel like it can't go wrong no more. Just so it goes wrong.
Exactly. Anyway, that ends that. 30 minutes before we go into this.
Is the thing that I kind of have an issue with, with this film.
There's somewhere in here, somewhere in the dialogue, I can't remember exactly where.
Where they talk about how Kong is the best
thing to be able to dig up this Element X. But they don't necessarily
say why. And then they talk about him being resistant to the radiation
that apparently damaged the Mecha Kong. But the Mecha Kong was designed
to be able to dig exactly as well renowned as what
Kong is renowned for digging. And this is another plotline convenience
of like Kong being able to use lightning powered by lightning.
You know what I mean? Like, it's. Yeah. It's just weird because how
is the machine going to have problem with radiation but not a living organism.
Well, I mean, granted, a giant ape will
definitely have some kind of ability that, you know, a normal ape
obviously will not. Otherwise, how can it survive as being giant?
That's. That's not my problem. My problem is just
the idea that. That his new power is that he digs just
because they need to do this mining thing and use him. That's where I'm like,
wait, what? What? Why? Why do that? Why? You know,
why? You got to make some other reason as
to why, you know, but, like, just saying that the Kong is,
like, well renowned for digging, you know, and now he swims. Make sense,
Right? And he also swims from island to island. He doesn't always inhabit the islands.
They do mention that at some point in the film as well. There's just a
few things like that. And I. I get it, you know, if I'm watching a
movie where a giant ape can actually, you know, like, get horny
for a small blonde lady and then be drugged by massive amounts of ether.
And that one guy knowing ether smells like. Just right off the bat,
you know. He'S like, hey, looks a little weird, too. Yeah. He's like, hey,
this smells like ether. Just like this rag. Hey, you want to smell it?
Hey, we're gonna get high on ether now. Cool. You guys gonna get
strippers or something, right? Like, he's fucking
Hunter S. Thompson, Hitting himself up with ether before he goes
into a casino. Just some
weird shit going on in this film that, like, it's a little confusing. And if
you think too hard about it, you're just gonna, like, you know, have a note.
If you don't just enjoy it as being just a Kaiju movie and not
have to overthink it, I mean, that's probably for the best. Yeah.
It's gonna kind of be this way for a while. With a lot of these
Toho movies. It's gonna start getting pretty like you. Really ridiculous.
You really have to stretch the I believe button. Yeah. But let's move on.
And that's fine. I could do that for a Kaiju movie. Yeah. I mean,
if you're gonna be in a world where giant monsters exist, you really have to
press the I believe button with other silly shit that they're gonna give you.
Yeah. Yeah, exactly. We can move on. All right, so we start out
the final 30 minutes. The bad guys take Nelson out of the
cell, and they. They try to persuade him to help by freezing the
other two in the cell. Nelson is then
ordered to play chess With Doctor who. And that leads to our
next clip. If you just cooperate, those young people could be
enjoying a little hot tea right now. Carl Kong will listen more to those
two than to me. Check.
Those walls are being turned into ice. Why won't you save
them? Why should you endure this when it is not necessary?
Nelson cannot aid you any longer. He's been cancelled.
You dog. I am a realist
and I need you. So I am going to be generous. I will let you
go without a bit of trouble and with lots of cash. You just
have to do one thing for me. Do you think I wouldn't
kill you? I could and I would.
Do you think you can change your ideals now?
Are you ready with an answer right now?
Don't do it. Shut up.
Let's see how your hero likes you when you're disfigured a little
bit. Let's see what the ice will
do to your lovely skin. No harm.
No.
Doctor who just keeps getting more and more Bond. Villain. Evil. Yeah, right.
Well, unfortunately for them, Kong starts to
freak out and he starts to loosen the cage that he's
in. So everything starts collapsing.
So everyone, all the bad guys run out, leaving the two in
the cell. And with the cell door open, she grabs the key,
unlocks the dude, and they go to try to find Nelson.
They don't believe. But they were told he was dead, but they don't
believe it. Well, Met Kong is being activated to try
to fight King Kong. Well, they meet the other two,
meet up with Nelson, find him alive, and then the evil lady shows up.
And that is our next clip. Don't worry, there's no poison in
this. It looks like we have all failed.
Let's forget Element X and enjoy a drink.
Stand up. Can Kong stay in the water a long
time? Yes, he can swim a little more than you can. He travels from
Mondo to other islands as he pleases. Don't you realize
that you are through? Doctor, we're all through. We are all leaving
now. In pursuit. Get ready to go. You're a failure.
Not a chance of that. You'll see when I get Kong and this girl will
do what I say. Get going. Ready? More.
Write it down. The radio just has some interesting.
Kong swam a show near Tokyo. Don't go.
Don't take that robot into Tokyo. I cannot permit it.
Wait. It could be our last chance to get Kong at sea. Our robot Kong
cannot get him on ground. The machine will take the real Kong without
any doubt. I'm not concerned about which one wins.
There's Too great a risk. It just can't be. Why are you so high
handed? Madam, if those two fight in Tokyo, thousands would
get killed. And you and I know it. Suddenly you're such a moralist.
Tell us, how come Element X is a real killer? Not millions,
not ten millions. A hundred or so millions would get killed
this time. It's just it. My country. We can't stand an international
incident right now. Dear man, let's talk inside. Wow.
You ever notice you never find out what country she's from?
One that clearly has more of a conscience than that evil Doctor who.
Jesus. Yeah, right. I'm trying to sell you something
that would kill billions of people. Why are you concerned with thousands?
Yeah, come on, let's murder everyone.
Planet would be better off without human beings altogether. And you know it.
Right? Okay. So they start preparing
Mechon to be leave to head to Tokyo.
Then the formerly evil lady, now turning good lady helps
the other three. And that is our next clip. Please.
We should hurry. Why are you helping us now? My work now isn't
so important. But you. Something happened
between you and Doctor who. I can't tell you. When you get to shore,
leave Kong outside Tokyo. Otherwise, thousands will
get killed. You're coming with us. Sorry, I can't do it.
You can't stay behind. You'll be alone. You don't know what Doctor who will do.
Don't worry about it. The things you're going to need are in the
next cabin. We just can't let you stay here. You should
know that I represent a certain country. I'll take full responsibility for
you. Thank you. I'm so sorry. My country wasn't
right. No hurry. All right.
So she helps them escape. And they
are getting out of there. And then Kong. We see Kong that is coming up
on Tokyo, Japan. She Episodes three Escape.
They try to fire at him, but they're able to escape. Then we hear Kong
is in Tokyo. We see him in Tokyo. Japan is ready to attack him.
But Nelson pleads with the authorities. In our final clip,
it first appeared in the bay. Yeah. Stop your attack immediately.
If you force Kong to fight, he'll destroy the city.
Oh, who are you? I'm. Well, I'm out of
uniform, but I'm Commander Carl Nelson,
captain of the UN Submarine Explorer. Oh,
yes. Now, we'll do everything we can to try and calm him down.
But you must hold off your troops. Okay?
All right. So the troops are starting to fire Kong.
But they get controlled to fall back. So they fall back and Kong kind of
runs off. The lady follows Kong and calms him down.
But then Mecca Kong shows up. So it's go time.
Mechacon. As they're fighting, Mechacon sees the woman
and picks her up. During all this real quick,
Mechacon tries to re hypnotize Kong. However, they're able to shoot
the. The. The hypnotizer
so. And then Kong's able to break it. Mecha Kong
blinds Kong a few times.
So anyway, they are yell at Kong
that they have the woman now so that he has to come to the boat.
They're climbing a tower. So then the
formerly bad lady, she decides to try to stop all this.
But the bad guy's able to get a gun away from her and shoots her
in the arm. Met Kong, then drops the lady.
But luckily King Kong is able to catch her. There's more fighting
on the tower and after some shortness,
you know, the electricity, all that Mech Kong shorts out.
They're gonna grab some different control trolls. The bad guys are to make sure
that they could re get mechcom going. But the formerly
bad lady grabs like a bunch of cords, rips everything out. And so
the bad guy shoots and. Kills her like three times to the chest almost.
Yeah. Blood and everything in a kid's film from it. Yep. Yeah,
yeah. So anyway, the bad guy knows they're kind of. So they're gonna try to
get out of there. Kong follows the lady in a car. She tells
him to go after the boat. He does go after the boat, tears the boat
apart. We see Doctor who bleeding and pinned as
the boat san. After that, Kong swings off to the distance.
Roll credits. Cinema PsyOps watching
Kong beat the fuck out of that boat was worth the
wait for everything else. And there wasn't a lot of actual like destruction.
I really enjoyed the fact that Kong was really trying not to cause
any damage on anything. Even the tower he was climbing. And the only
reason he climbed the tower is because Mecha Kong brought the girl up there.
And yeah, he was. He was trying to be cool Ye. And it's
interesting to see a Kaiju walking around a cardboard world
that they could destroy and no problem at all and just very daintily going,
oops, sorry. Trying not to smash that. Don't want to step on this car.
You know, being real gentle and kind about things. It's interesting
to sort of see that even if it is a derpy looking Kong.
Yeah, you know, it might have been a derpy Kong, but at least he
was a good Kong. The Mecha Kong looks an Awful lot like
the puppet. It's from the stop motion animation stuff
that Rankin and Bass did. Like the Santa Claus A Year Without Santa Claus or
Santa Claus is Coming to Town or one of the two that they end up
doing. I get that. It does look a lot like those
that Mecha Kong does. I do have to state here.
Mecha Kong came before Mecha Godzilla.
So the first Kaiju to get Mecha Kong?
Well, yeah. Oh, so that is the first Mecha Kaiju, huh? Yeah,
is Mecha Kong is the first Mecha Kaiju that we get in
the runtime stuff. Mechagodzilla comes a lot later,
like in quite a few years now. Which one is. Which one is cooler?
Oh, obviously Mechagodzilla. Mechagodzilla is definitely cooler. Yeah. Because you
never see Mecha Kong get. No, you never see Kong again
until the American remakes that of like Godzilla vs
Kong and all of that that they ended up doing. Or Kong King Kong,
Godzilla and then Godzilla X Kong or whatever. You know, like that
Kong like, you know, the Kong that exists the same universe
as Godzilla is not that Kong that is in this
film. The King Kong's escapes either. It's just a
co production that is an extension of a story that Rankin Bass already had
with Kong in it. So this is really completely separate than
everything else. The only thing that ends up happening is they reuse Gorosaurus
out of this film because, you know, people liked him because he's cool. Gorosaurus is
a cool little like sort of half raptor,
half like Tyrannosaurus Rex looking creature, you know. And he
gave Rakong a run for his money. That leaping lizard kick, pretty fucking cool.
He puts him on his ass like two or three times with it. I like
it. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. He gave Kong a fight early
on. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah. And I mean, it's. It's King
Kong's movie. He's the one that's going to escape. They don't call it. Gorosaurus kills
Kong and then escapes. It's called King Kong. Yeah, exactly. This is a King Kong
movie. This is what it is. Right. Gorosaurus doesn't have
the plot armor that Kong does. Even though he hands his ass to him
at the start of the fight, he's got to lose it because it's King Kong's
movie. Yeah. Which is duh. Which is why he gets a fair shake and we
don't really see that sea serpent again, I don't think. Yeah, this is how that.
This is how it works.
Oh, I think I remembered I was talking about Atragon earlier and I
didn't remember what Beastie Atragon faces. I think it. I think it is Manda,
which is like a sea serpent as well. So maybe they might be bringing that
into the King Kong escapes plotline a little bit. But it looks very different
than I think is. I think it's called manda. I'm not 100% sure. Yeah,
but there we go. So that's all of your TOHO stuff and the Rankin
and Bass crossover, which thankfully never happens again because you put too
much Rankin and Bass into my Toho. And it's not like chocolate and peanut
butter. It's more like nougat and caramel and
then whatever the hell's in a Milky Way. You're starting to sound like the old
guy in the Island Court. Yeah, I'm going to stop talking gibberish.
Maybe I need to smoke less because my brain's starting to hemorrhage or something.
No shit. Here we go. Well, while we do a check on my sanity,
let's go ahead and take the break here. We're going to play the Left bank
with the song desiree, also from 1967. Like King Kong
escapes. When we come back, maybe we can get a story time out of Matt.
Reports from beautiful homes, dead bargains and hospitals.
Has concluded that the unburied are coming back to life.
Is focusing on phenomenon. Specifically.
A behavior have told newsman that
murder victims show evidence of having been. Partially devoured
by their murderers. Killing and eating no longer
occupancy in private residences, no matter
how safe or well protected they may be.
No more room in hell. The dead will walk.
Well, I got really sucked into that song. The Left bank is a
very odd band for its time. They did some very different
stuff. I think it's. Was it Walk Away,
Renee, I think is their most popular song that people would know. And I
think that was from. That was a different year than obviously this song, which is
why I chose Desiree for 67. Yeah. Well, there you go.
Very nice. Beautiful music. And I hope that I turn someone on
to check out the Left bank that they really got into that song. But if
not, then you got Matt's story time.
Story time.
Story time. Well, I couldn't do it last week because it
was court story time. So I'll do it this week. I just want to lament.
Not really a story time, but a lament about the late great Bob Yuker.
Oh, yeah. I can't believe it when I heard the new. I mean he was
in his 90. He was so. I mean he lived a long life and
let's face it, he lived a fantastic life.
He got to play baseball for a living and then he got to
announce baseball for a living for pretty much. The rest of his life.
On his own terms. Yeah, on his own terms. And then he got to be
at a TV show and then he got to have some of those iconic
movie lines. He really lived such an
amazing life and by all accounts, everyone's ever met him,
loved him and nobody had a. No one's ever had really a bad
word say about him. Yeah, no, I.
That man got me especially these last few years of
having to work as much as I work now. Having to
work two jobs and the other one not really being a job.
I want to work. It has kept me sane every summer being able
to listen to him when he would do play by play
calls in his later years. He would really.
Only it went from him really doing just home games to
then even not every home game. So you know, he was slowing down.
Of course, he was in his late 80s and then to his early 90s.
Yeah. But it really kept me
sane. It reminds me a lot of my dad. He always reminded me a lot
of my dad. Oh yeah, he's like the prototypical Wisconsinite.
Like dude, you know. Yes. He's from Milwaukee. I mean, born and raised Milwaukee.
And so. Yeah, yeah, you know, not much of
a story time. Just, you know, it's just another part of your
life going away as the older you get and you, you realize these
things are going to keep happening. But yeah, just, you know, rest in pe.
Bob Euchre, just an amazing storyteller, an amazing
play by play announcer, an amazing actor,
you know. Show me another guy did play by play for the
the Milwaukee brewers and then got invited to Johnny Carson doing
the Tonight show multiple times. That's before Mr. Belvedere.
So I mean, but he would get invited, just rest in peace
Mr. Baseball. Jesus Christ. He wasn't just Mr.
Baseball, man, he was baseball to me. Like every time I have ever thought about
baseball, I've always thought of Bob Eucher in some way shape or including from
Mr. Belvedere where he played a retired baseball guy that came from Pennsylvania,
you know. Yeah, like. Oh yeah, like I've told you this before and I'll just
say it here like right in front of your story time. There's a little speech
that he gave about being a kid in Johnstown, which famously flooded
that told a bit of a off color joke where he said about playing
baseball as a kid in Johnstown. Whenever it flooded, you would take a
boat to first base or something along those lines,
you know what I mean? Where he was like, we'd still play because his kid
wasn't playing in the rain or something like that. And it was one of those
like old fashioned, like you just get out there, play the baseball type things that
he said. And I just remember that joke and like, you know, being growing
up from around that area where I'm very familiar with Johnstown, it made me
laugh. But at the same time I was like, oh God, a lot of people
died in like two separate floods there.
Yeah, but he's all right. Yeah,
but yeah, and Bob Yuker was like, he was everywhere. You didn't even have to
know a fucking thing about baseball like I did when I was a kid to
not recognize Bob Ucher as a thing about baseball. You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's just. And he was everywhere. He announced two different wrestling WrestleManias,
like not play by play, but like as a backstage interviewer. Yeah. And had
fun with that, with wrestling. I mean, he really did go everywhere. Yeah.
He basically was America's guest for most of the decades of his life. And we
welcomed him. Yes, yes, everyone did.
And. But yeah, just sad that he's gone, but what a life
he lived. But we're here to celebrate the life that he lived in every
way. That's what we're talking about here with us. So I'm gonna go ahead and
end this on a happy note. We're gonna play our show Housekeeping here, which isn't
really the happy note. The happy note is that also released in 1967,
just like King Kong escapes was Jimi Hendrix song Purple Haze,
which will be played on the pirate radio edit immediately following this.
If you've decided you can't get enough of this, we are clear. Check the
gate. It's clear. Good. We have plenty of tape, but I'm gonna slate
it with the next setup and it should be good. Chief, what's next for
us? Well, Billy, we're gonna hop in these vehicles right here and work our
way south to have in the city. Gonna have to check and clear out all
farms on the way. We might get some volunteers once their
families are in the evac centers. I know a lot of folks around
here, hunting buddies of mine. A lot of strong backs and deadshots
along these haulers, so hoping we can sort of build up this
posse and wrap this all up in the time frames we're saying.
You said we're gonna be at this all night when we
reach Evans City. Where do we go from there? There's a crew of local folks
forming a Minutemen squad heading northwest from Johnstown.
We meet up with them on the outskirts of the city's
throat and start evacuating. If this doesn't get wrapped up there.
Otherwise we meet them halfway at some point. How much longer
will we pretend we have the upper hand on these ghouls? I really
don't know, Billy. If they're dumb enough, we may be able to
set up some grand scale kill boxes like that. Throw to
the point in the city and close off the bridges and tunnels.
Keep new ones out and make a safe zone. Hard to say if we'll
be a part of that or if we head east toward the militia set to
start at dawn in Johnstown. Them hillbillies and good old
boys up that way are just going to hunt them out up there and
head west so we can start sweeping back up northeast.
Maybe meet up in Blairsville and head east toward Indiana. And then the
holidays for mayor. I'm getting reports that moonshiners just
south of Johnstown are running folks out of danger zones into
the hills. Sounds as though all of Somerset and Bedford counties
are cleaning out the ghouls in those hills and trying to set up
centers to house anyone evacuated from surrounding areas.
We got hailed on the wireless from some loggers who set up some
traps with their modified equipment. It's also in
damn sign runners that found out how easy these. These dead things burned
up using some of that damn sour mash. I tell
you one thing, Billy. This gets cleared up, them revenuers are gonna have to
give some of them shiners a pass for this. I heard
some tenements in Philadelphia and Jersey are holding their dead in
the basements. It's compounding the problem there. And most of the coastal
cities are complete anarchy. Maybe all lost completely within the day.
I know grief tears you right apart, but given what
we know, that has to be the pot licking dumbest thing I ever
heard. Possibly the most misheard
lyric of all time. Not excuse me while I kiss this fly,
nor excuse me while I kiss this guy. He actually
says, excuse me while I kiss the sky in
purple. Yes. It'S talking
about getting high, folks. He's talking about feeling so good he
feels like his face is kissing the sky. And man, we are
all striving to feel like that.
Well, while you're out there chasing your own Particular dragon and looking to
get that wonderful high kick the fuck out of this weekend. Make it your bitch
while you enjoy Gene Vincent. And ain't that too much on the
pirate radio edit.
It's also em damn shine runners that found out how easy
these dead things burn up using some of that damn sour mash.
I tell you one thing, Billy. This gets cleared up, them revenuers are gonna
have to give some of them shiners a pass for this. I heard some
tenements in Philadelphia and Jersey are holding their dead in the
basements. It's compounding the problem there. And most of the coastal cities are complete
anarchy. Maybe all lost completely within the day.
I know grief tears you right apart, but given what we
know, that has to be the pot looking dumbest thing I ever heard.
It's bound to be a full land of these things soon enough if we don't
focus and put them tears in a jar. For now, that may be
the best weapon these ghouls have, Chief. What's that now, Billy? They used to be
our friends and loved ones. Best not to dwell on that till we get
this all sorted out. Come on, Billy. Get in the fornicating vehicle,
son. Your recorder still running?
It's just that it's destroying my bloodshed. Boner. Okay.
Oh, you're finally here. Oh, good. Yes, I am here.
Let's get started. Recording in progress.
There we go. And so we're gonna do your episode
first, which is 496. So if you want to talk about the entirety of the
Dime Machine series. Now, you're not spoiling anything. All right.
Whenever we go into it. Okay, Gotcha. But if you start talking about the
third movie and then talking too much about King Kong escapes,
you're going to be spoiling that when we record the next episode. So I'll.
Let's just really just. I'll let you know when that will be. Now, stick to
the. Is what I'm thinking. Yeah, they're very
different movies, so there's really no need to compare them in any way, shape or
form. We can talk about the other Godzilla movies that
this kind of like I. And how this came about and all of that.
And I think we'll just play it safe and then we don't have to worry
about when that is. Now up. I lost you and. Are you
back? I can see I'm back. Sorry about that. No problem. Your camera again?
Yeah. All right. You good to go? Yep. Let's do
it. All right. Hopefully you won't drop out again. I think you might Need a
new cord, maybe. It's possible. I also was just fucking with my phone stand,
so I could have just done it. Oh, yeah, you might have disconnected it by
accident. All right. Okay. Yeah. Let's go ahead and get started
with episode 496. Here we go.
Having to walk through a bunch of dudes just pretty much sexually harassing her.
And this leads to our first clip. Oh, that was uncomfortable
too. Gotta say, wasn't it? Yeah. At least she fought it off,
though. The world is ours. See, that's Paul Freeze
right there. Yeah. That voiced everything.
She's constantly, like, degrading him and stepping on his balls with a
high heel. Well, she's paying for all this, so she can
do that. Listen, he might be Mr.
Genius thinking he's in charge, but really, she's in charge.
Well, the money's always in charge. That's how it always works. Damn right.
Yay, capitalism.
Where's my ball? I got to take a hit. I'm doing what my therapist likes
to call self medicating. I do that all the
time. And by therapist, I mean tattoo artist.
I still do it all the time as well, though. Mine's just bourbon
and cigars. Is it bad that I refer to my cartridges as
Pain Go Bye Bye Juice every time I load them? I don't
think so. I prefer my bottles of bourbon as the only existence
that I can have, which doesn't make me cry. Some people say it's
a problem, but I think the rest of the world's a problem. That's the
only thing that's getting me through it. Do you recognize that as any kind
of a language, or is he just like. No. Yeah, that's. No. That doesn't sound
like anything that's actually real. Yes. I wonder if in the Japanese dub for
that version of this, like, maybe there's something more
like an actual language. I actually found the Japanese version
when I was doing research, and that's like an hour and 44 minutes. Minutes.
Oh, I'm glad we did the shorter version then. You're welcome. Me too.
And I wouldn't have had clips if it's the Japanese version. Yeah, that's never been
released over here. You find it on YouTube or
something? Trespassing. Oh, it was on, like, some National Archives
site. I'll have to try to find it again. And he starts
fighting her. Or he starts fighting her fighting the. Fighting the giant
dinosaur. You know, I wondered all about that. And so.
And then early, I lost you again. Right. As you said, I was. I wondered
about that is right when you got knocked off. Yeah. No. And I
realized why I. I was. I don't know how my phone
got turned off. My WI fi wasn't on my WI fi, so I was using
data, so it was probably just cutting in and out on me,
asshat. See, at this time. And actually, I'll get
into it more when we get to the final 20 because I feel like we're
getting close for the. The end of the final 30. Well, first,
we're getting close to the next 30. Yeah. This is in 330 spots. So I'll
explain that when we get to that and just kind of throw some of this
into the. The outtakes. Doctor who.
Who? Huh? What? What?
I don't know. Third base.
Immediately to station six.
Just a bit outside a. I know. I'm gonna
talk more about him on your show because technically your show's first. Right. It looks
like an Asian. Yeah, that's why I didn't bring it up.
That's fair. This came from. I don't know. Do you really think we can.
All right, get your game face on. We're coming back in. As long as they
haven't taken. If you just go. I think this is your final blunt
run to the end right now. I think so. Yeah. I have
two more clips after this. Check. But they're both very short.
I've got. I'm sorry. I have three more clips after this, but they're
all short. But. Yeah, this. You said
next 30 is the thing. We have to go back and correct it. Oh,
final. I said. Sorry. I thought I said final 30. No problem. I'm just mentioning
it now because we got. We'll go back and fix it real quick before we
go into the next. Something happened between you
and Doctor who. I can't tell you. What about outside?
I don't know. Otherwise.
That is the best comedy routine ever. It is. I mean,
it never could. Who's on first? Could never be.
It started the whole type of thing. I mean, it's just great. Yeah.
Yeah. It'll never be like. It'll never be like,
even parallel, let alone surpass.
Sounds like the kill box in the Berg is working and it's already
all closed up around there. Excuse me.
Billy. Hey, hey. Get them
dogs off those things. I don't want any of them getting
bit Now. I don't know
if dogs will come back if they get killed, and I don't want to
find out. Just get them away from there. They've done their job.
Sorry about that, Billy. Anyway, word is some damn kids trying
to make a mummy movie got cleaned out by a group of deserters
from the guard. They're on their way to hunker down in the mansion,
and they probably got the right idea. It's getting bad enough
now that making our way toward that new indoor mall thing might
not be worth it. We're out of film now, chief. And this is the last
tape I'm sending back to the station with the
footage and these tape reels. This one is the last of what I got.
Well, while you're out there chasing your own particular dragon and looking to get that
wonderful high kick the out of this weekend. Make it your
while you enjoy Gene Vincent. And ain't that too much on the pirate
radio edit. All right. Not sure if you've heard Gene Vincent's music before
that. No, I. That might be the first times. Yeah, he's kind
of the lost rockabilly guy that nobody really talks about as much as they probably
should. Unless you're. Unless you're around rockabilly guys, because rockabilly guys
can't shut the up about Gene Vincent. Gotcha.
Well, speaking about rockabilly guys, I need to shut the up. I need to end
this Recording stopped.