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I'm looking at the phone and so I went for a trade in, which is really funny because they're like, okay, well, what do you have? You got the 1212 Promax and you should get, I think, like 550.

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So it asks you questions and what it asks you hold on.

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So I go to 14 Promax and it's like, what do you want to trade in? I click my line and it says, now do you want to trade in the phone? I go trade in the phone and now, you know, like, the back glass is cracked on mine, right? Well, you go into trade in estimates and it says it brings up my twelve Promax 256 gig.

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I say trade in this device and now it asks me questions.

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Yeah, it's going to ask you like, condition and stuff like that.

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I will disable find my phone features before trading in.

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Yes.

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Front display, not cracked or damaged.

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My Front display is not cracked or damaged.

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My back is, but it doesn't ask me that because that's more of the concern.

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I bet you can check.

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Okay, go ahead.

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No liquid damage or internal moisture.

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No.

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Device powers on and stays on.

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Yes.

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Get estimated value $1,000.

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Damn.

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Okay.

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Oh, you know why? Because I think I was estimating through apple.

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You've tried that one? No, I'm not doing that.

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No, but just try man your questions like Kelly Blue Book press continue.

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Was it involved in an accident? Right.

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What features does it have? Did you spoke of this phone? Is there any damage? Here's the deal.

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Now it says I would still owe $349.

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Crap.

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Yeah, because you have to pay something.

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The trade in thing doesn't come until after they receive your phone.

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Yes, but why would I pay $349? They don't do that anymore.

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They stopped that like five years ago.

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It used to be that when you trade it in a phone, if yours was equal to or more than the value you'd have to pay up front, they would take it off the deposit.

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Well, yeah, but if they stopped doing that so what they did is they added the 24 months where the 24 months? I would only be paying $6.46 for 24 months.

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Right.

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I would just do that.

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I would just go and pay the phone off and be like, I'm not take that extra $6 off a month.

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I mean, my phone bill would be dropping over $30 a month if I were to get this.

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But I would have to pay the $300.

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Where did you go on the app? It just shop.

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Okay, so you go to Shop, and then at the top it should bring it up and you just click Apple.

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I just clicked Apple.

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Okay.

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Click apple.

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And the first things that pop up are like the pro max.

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No, it says, what would you like to do today? Well, I did upgrade my line, upgrade my phone, upgrade a current device, yes.

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Okay.

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Did you get the save with two deals thing, too? Yeah, because that's their magenta, MX.

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Yeah, it says save with two deals.

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Okay, but I haven't even picked, like all right, hold up.

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So here we are.

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Where'd you go after you select what did you select? 256.

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I mean, I did okay.

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I really would prefer to go with, like and then you selected upgrade.

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Huh? You selected upgrade? Yes.

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Okay.

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And then what? You selected your line? Yes.

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Okay.

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So there's mine.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Get a trade in estimate.

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Oh, that's it? Yeah.

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All right, so let's see.

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We do oh, yeah, it says up to 1000 estimated in credit.

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Yeah, that's not what it was fucking told me before, but see, now that I chose the 256, they want $500, almost $449.

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Is there fine print saying, like, pending credit approval or something like that? It says you're getting a promotion worth $1,000.

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You'll get a $405 estimated one time bill credit for the value of your trade in device and the rest of the offer via 24 month bill credits.

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So basically I wouldn't be paying the $6.

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They'd just be crediting my bill every month.

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For those just tuning in, we're just gabbing about fucking Apple T Mobile, because if they gave me $1,000, they give it off the balance.

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And what that does is yeah, but the total for it is $1,200 for the two I did this once, so I'd be paying still $300 more for the phone.

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Hold up.

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No matter what, you're going to pay that down payment upfront.

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What they do is once they receive the trade in because this is what happened once they received the trade in, they examined, like, everything is what you're saying is true.

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Like the front glass is not damaged, it's in good condition or whatever, then they apply the value of the phone to your remaining balance.

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Up until then, what you're agreeing to is in case of you send them a piece of cardboard.

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That's why it's looking like you're paying more upfront.

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You're not.

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It's just whether you're trading in a phone or not, they're showing you the terms.

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Once they have the phone in hand, then they apply its value to your balance.

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That's going to show you different prices.

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I don't remember if my phone is a 128.

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No, you said yours is a 256.

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Because I remember when we both got ours, we had this literally the same yeah.

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Mine is 256 because you went from 256 to 256, whereas I went from like 128 to 256 because I already ran out of space on the seven.

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Are you going to go with 256 or are you going to go with 512? I'm going with the 256 because I went to 256.

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I never ran out of space.

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Yeah, I mean, I still got like half of what do you also this is the Pro Flow pro no memory size.

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Go to settings general about no settings.

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General storage.

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Storage? Yeah, I have the 128.

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Okay.

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Have you ever gotten the notice that you're running out of space? No.

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I currently have.

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I've used 36 gigs.

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Oh, wait, you don't have Icloud storage.

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Which one? I don't remember.

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What is there? It's like 20GB, 200GB.

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I have the two terabytes a month, but I'm trying to remember what was the lowest, because I started with the lowest one and it just worked my way up until fuck it.

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I'd say the lowest is like, five gigs, but because of Icloud, it will store all your photos off depending on your settings.

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But they automatic if you don't do anything.

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The default is to store all the photos offline.

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Yeah, and I think that was the difference when I had the 7128.

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I wasn't doing that.

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They just kept them on the phone.

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So that's why I was always using up so much space, because I was taking, like, 40 photos a day.

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Yeah, whatever.

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If I get this job that I'm going for this interview on Wednesday, then I will most likely be doing that when I get my first paycheck.

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Oh, purchasing it? Yeah.

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Getting the phone.

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Yeah.

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So I'm applying for a job in the school district as a campus security and stuff like that.

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But it's funny because I was talking to somebody yesterday and some of the things that they have in place in schools is some of the most ridiculous and unsafe shit I've ever heard in my life.

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What? What do you mean? Okay, wait, are you talking about, like, rules? Yeah.

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This is case for, like, security admin to follow.

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Okay.

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You call it more like guideline.

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In a certain school district here in town, there's only two districts here, isn't there? New there's four in this area.

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Brush Prairie, ms.

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Yeah.

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In one of said districts, the policy is that if a student shows up to school with a weapon, gun, knife, whatever, first offense is talking to them and telling them that it's wrong.

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If it even gets to that point.

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Sir, can you put your 249 down for a second? I need to tell you that this is wrong.

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Yeah.

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No, second offense is a little bit of a stricter whatever.

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Third offense is suspension for only up to ten days.

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If a kid brings a gun on campus and you find them, does it say firearm or does it say weapon? It says any weapon of any sort of any sort.

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But there's no separate rule or guideline for firearm.

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I would think that no, if a minor or adult, whatever, even if you have an 18 year old senior, brings a firearm to school, that's going to be a misdemeanor.

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Yes, but you have to get the police involved, and I still can't be kicked out of school for it.

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Give me the federal laws.

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That's why I say that the minimum.

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The person I know, he was talking to me and he was like, yeah, I got a kid for the last because, I don't know, juvenile, last three days has broken into the school, like 809:00.

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Broken into the school, got video, broke into the school, broke into the auditorium, climbed up in the rafters, and doing fuck all up there at, like, 900 at night, breaking in air, structure of property, et cetera, et cetera.

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And you want to know the school was just like, you tell them that they can't do that.

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Stop that.

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It's bad.

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You should, like, ask them.

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Like, not being able to can you explain this to me? Can you explain how these rules make sense? I wonder if brought other people in now.

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So now other people know how to break in, and they still can't do anything to the skit.

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Okay? I mean, like, expanding about these stupid measures.

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I mean, even in our medical system, that's stupid fucking bullshit, where if you're 13 or if you're older, you make your own decisions.

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I wonder if those rules are like they're not really or guidelines or whatever, they would fall back on the legal system to kind of intervene with actual punishment, because obviously that's going to be another story about that.

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All right, girl, her car hit in the parking lot of the school in there.

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Okay.

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What do you say? Hit by what? By another car.

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Okay, so traffic accident on property, and person takes the fuck off.

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Okay.

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Hit and run.

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Okay.

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They review the video.

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The kid denies it.

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It's like, well, is this your truck? Yeah.

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Is that you? Yes.

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Okay, well, you need to leave your insurance information so I can give it to said girl.

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I don't have insurance.

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Okay, well, now I'm going to call your parents.

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Call the parents.

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Hey, kid damaged the car, hit him, hit another car in the parking lot.

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Hit and run.

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He doesn't have insurance, and he left.

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Yeah, we know he doesn't have insurance.

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It's too expensive.

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It's legally required for that, but it's too expensive.

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So now it's like, okay, well, I can't give the girl his name.

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What I had to do, filed a police report, go back to her and her parents here.

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You got to call the detective, and they can give you his name, and now you have to go to court for it.

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But they can't do anything.

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They can't say, hey, you don't have insurance.

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That's unsafe.

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You can't be at the school in the car.

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Can't tell them that because they have to I think you're talking about the school can't say anything or the police can't say anything school because I remember being in school and high school.

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They don't have a policy about it.

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You were required to have, like, a parking pass.

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Yeah.

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To build a park in there, which you had to insure insurance.

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Yeah.

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And if there's any issues, anything you did, like hit and run, obviously you would get your parking pass revoked, and you wouldn't be able to do that anymore.

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brooklyn's High School requires to get a parking lot.

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You have to give your insurance information.

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What's that? Brooklyn's High school.

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They have to give insurance information and their car, license plate number, all of that stuff to get a parking pass.

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Same with James.

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So it's just a matter of schools.

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Maybe.

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Or who knows? Maybe he had it just so we can get the parking pass.

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Most likely he probably just used his parents one or that or just lied about it.

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It's just like some things that go on is just like, dude, what the hell, man? I was like, there's some things that happen in schools where I could be like, okay, maybe this kid probably needs help.

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But then there's ones like the kid breaking into the school and you're just like, he's a parent, first of all.

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Yeah, he needs a fucking parent.

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Like, where the hell are you guys at, man? Right? It's like, why the hell is your kid do you not know that your kid is out at freaking 09:00 breaking into the school? What the fuck? I'm more than curious to know how this person got into the school.

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They said it said school.

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Once you jump over the locked gates, like into like the courtyard, don't lock the door.

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Just walk right the fuck in.

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Interesting.

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Well, you're going to have fun.

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Yeah, I'm not at that school.

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You're going to have fun.

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I think Hot Mike's going to turn into what did Byron run in today at school? Byron school is the school.

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Yeah.

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Well, speaking of school stuff, it's going to be my tinfoil hat moment.

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What signs.

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So how do we pronounce that? Yuvalde.

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Uvalde.

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Uvalde.

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Did you live near there? No, that was West Texas.

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Is it west? I thought it was southern.

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Somewhere near the border.

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Okay, it's all on the border.

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Texas.

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But I thought the border patrol that actually showed up were parents.

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It was a parent.

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Yeah, it was a parent.

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If a parent has a child there, then does that mean they're at a border town? We're getting off of where I was.

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Where are you going with this? Nothing, it's just because don't worry, I got my ten hat on.

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Here we go.

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Let's go.

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Hold up.

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There it goes.

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Oh, shit.

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You broke it.

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See, that's why Master Chief is the boss.

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That didn't even break.

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So Uvaldi is just west of San Antonio.

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Geography? Yeah, if you tell me Colleen or clean.

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Yeah.

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So pretty.

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Is that where nearby that's you all the right there.

228
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But no.

229
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When I say Colleen, Texas colleen, Texas is all by Dallas.

230
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Fuck, dude.

231
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Yeah, it's by Fort Worth because it's a Basetown.

232
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Sure.

233
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San Antonio.

234
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No, because that's where John lived when he was based in forward John Wingacey.

235
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So anyways, how much do you know about the dude? He was an excellent bowler.

236
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He bowled a 280.

237
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He loves kalua.

238
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but no.

239
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Did you ever see that TikTok about the army sergeant that I don't know what his rank was, but I think they said sergeant was saying like, all the stuff that he bought would probably estimate over ten grand.

240
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And how did he come up with the money for this? The kid bought? Yes.

241
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So do you know all what he had? No.

242
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:46,390
So he had two Dfaniel.

243
00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:48,330
Daniel, daniel defense.

244
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AR fifteen s okay.

245
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All right.

246
00:20:52,424 --> 00:20:53,362
Daniel defense.

247
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Daniel's defense.

248
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Yeah.

249
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And he posted a receipt for his purchase order for one of them, and one of them cost 1800.

250
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So imagine the other one was relatively close.

251
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:04,590
Yeah.

252
00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:09,620
He had 1600 rounds of five, five, six, which goes to about a dollar around.

253
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And then he also had some handgun.

254
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I didn't remember hearing what type, but like a couple of hundred rounds of ammo for that.

255
00:21:21,992 --> 00:21:34,400
And then body armor, like played best in Texas, bought it at the costco right through liquor store.

256
00:21:36,710 --> 00:21:46,678
So anyways, he was saying that I think what he was inciting was that somebody obviously funded his little adventure.

257
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Yeah.

258
00:21:47,360 --> 00:21:51,140
And then Reuters, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right.

259
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Yeah.

260
00:21:54,552 --> 00:21:59,450
So the fact checking website just said that it was wrong because he worked at Wendy's.

261
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:06,922
But if you look at some things or I don't know, if you just do some math, some of it still doesn't add up.

262
00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:09,422
But that's where Root stopped.

263
00:22:09,446 --> 00:22:13,342
They didn't try to explain, like, oh, he had this much in his bank account.

264
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:22,562
He also stole something because he shot his mother in the neck or grandmother in the neck before he went off shooting.

265
00:22:22,706 --> 00:22:30,840
And he had stolen his grandfather's truck and both his grandparents had no idea that he had purchased all this stuff.

266
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,740
So it's kind of, I think, closing that he didn't steal the money from them.

267
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:35,710
Right.

268
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,626
Because you would have noticed a couple of $1,000 missing.

269
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Yeah.

270
00:22:40,356 --> 00:22:46,622
So the wage that he made was ten point $29.

271
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when he quit, he quit right around the 13th.

272
00:23:00,932 --> 00:23:10,100
So he quit his job at Wendy's on the 13th because that's when he bought the guns, so and he only was 18 for about nine days.

273
00:23:10,730 --> 00:23:18,800
So prior to that, I guess Texas maximum hours for a minor is about 18 hours per week, per school week.

274
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But of course, I guess he dropped out, I think a year or two beforehand, so I don't know.

275
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:30,800
But even if he was working, let's say 340 hours, you would have had to have how long do you work for Wendy's? That's the thing.

276
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There's no record.

277
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There's no record of it.

278
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No, there's record of him working there because he had a boss and there's other employees that said but no timeline.

279
00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:40,558
There's no timeline.

280
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That's one of the things that they're not reporting is like so if it was 18 hours, if they were going by the book or by the law, can't work 18 hours, he would have had to work for at least seven years without spending a dime to save up for the amount that it would have cost him for all this stuff.

281
00:24:00,344 --> 00:24:02,670
Unless he sourced it from somewhere else and didn't pay for anything.

282
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:08,094
Or didn't pay for at least for the ammo and the armor and the handgun and everything else.

283
00:24:08,132 --> 00:24:11,334
But if he did pay for everything out of his bank and that's the other thing.

284
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:11,898
Oh, yeah.

285
00:24:11,924 --> 00:24:14,646
We checked his bank account, and he purchased these.

286
00:24:14,708 --> 00:24:24,018
The only thing that they're showing receipts for is the one AR 15 that he had that already saved up his birthday money for ten years.

287
00:24:24,104 --> 00:24:24,318
Yeah.

288
00:24:24,344 --> 00:24:25,700
His king said, you have money.

289
00:24:28,410 --> 00:24:29,160
Yeah.

290
00:24:35,050 --> 00:24:37,060
Even if you work, like, 40 hours a week.

291
00:24:39,070 --> 00:24:42,674
This is including, like, taxes, and I was trying to look at what taxes were in.

292
00:24:47,290 --> 00:24:47,726
No.

293
00:24:47,788 --> 00:24:50,440
Sales tax, income tax? Income tax.

294
00:24:51,130 --> 00:24:52,058
I don't know.

295
00:24:52,204 --> 00:24:56,190
I took, like, 10% because I was basing off what the average is for a minor.

296
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Look at your dateline.

297
00:24:57,354 --> 00:24:57,794
Yeah.

298
00:24:57,892 --> 00:25:08,860
So anyways, even if he was doing 40 hours a week and taxed everything 10%, it still would have taken him, like, at least four years to have saved up all this money.

299
00:25:12,050 --> 00:25:13,050
So I don't know.

300
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,178
It's conspiracy theory Sunday.

301
00:25:15,274 --> 00:25:15,920
Yeah.

302
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:19,520
The government is not doing nothing.

303
00:25:23,850 --> 00:25:24,142
Yeah.

304
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,410
And then the whole 73 minutes to respond.

305
00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:35,150
Was that including the hallway on their phone and getting hand sanitizer? Yeah.

306
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,126
Got to make sure my hand sanitized force shoots fool the face.

307
00:25:38,188 --> 00:25:38,378
Yeah.

308
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:46,900
So from the first responder showing up to the time that he was shot down or shot, 73 minutes.

309
00:25:47,590 --> 00:25:48,350
Yeah.

310
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:49,518
That part was relevant.

311
00:25:49,554 --> 00:25:54,700
I was more interested in the funding thing because no one really talked about that.

312
00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:56,800
Yeah.

313
00:25:57,310 --> 00:26:04,074
Everything else except how the hell he came up with $8,000 worth of guns that he bought.

314
00:26:04,122 --> 00:26:04,886
But that's just the thing.

315
00:26:04,948 --> 00:26:13,182
So anytime they talk about, like, oh, that's just a conspiracy theory, like, that anyone backed that funded this whole thing or gave money because he worked at Wendy's.

316
00:26:13,206 --> 00:26:19,086
Well, how long did he work at Wendy's? It definitely wasn't seven years because he wasn't working there since he was eleven.

317
00:26:19,158 --> 00:26:19,780
Exactly.

318
00:26:21,670 --> 00:26:25,386
Well, also, think about what's legal age I mowed a lot of lawns.

319
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,080
Yeah.

320
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:39,446
What's the legal age? Even if you say in Oregon, it's 16, you have to be 16 out of but if it's there, given the benefit of the doubt, like, let's say 14, still, that's not enough time to put in.

321
00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:48,266
No, but just the fact that they stopped at the fact that he had a job and that was it.

322
00:26:48,328 --> 00:26:51,446
They didn't want to say, like, he had a job for X amount of time.

323
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:56,526
The other thing was everybody they interviewed at his work said he was quiet.

324
00:26:56,538 --> 00:27:02,310
He never talked to anyone, saying it was like, no, this guy was creepy, aggressive, and a lot of people confrontational.

325
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:07,060
A lot of people that he went to school with said the same thing.

326
00:27:08,890 --> 00:27:10,898
So I guess he had his online presence, too.

327
00:27:10,984 --> 00:27:17,630
Well, the other thing is online stuff he posted, his guns, the stuff he had purchased.

328
00:27:18,190 --> 00:27:28,974
A couple of things he did was he came to work one time and he'd cut his face for funsies and posted pictures about it.

329
00:27:29,132 --> 00:27:30,138
Guys, look at this.

330
00:27:36,150 --> 00:27:37,342
that's one thing.

331
00:27:37,476 --> 00:27:42,370
There was a recent shooting in Tennessee.

332
00:27:43,410 --> 00:27:52,750
It was a minor involved in the shooting, but they refused to give the name of the shooter.

333
00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:57,770
Yeah, because you're protected if you're a minor.

334
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:59,590
His last name was McGavin.

335
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,300
But I'm all about that, though.

336
00:28:04,870 --> 00:28:11,210
It's like if anything that happens, which makes them happen, I don't believe they should give the name of the person involved.

337
00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:16,490
No, they shouldn't, because that's making them famous.

338
00:28:17,290 --> 00:28:22,254
Affects their family, too, who had nothing involved if they were not involved whatsoever.

339
00:28:22,302 --> 00:28:24,510
And what happened, that's going to haunt.

340
00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,414
They're already haunted for the rest of their life.

341
00:28:26,452 --> 00:28:30,494
But you don't need to add that on top of it, people finding them.

342
00:28:30,532 --> 00:28:33,258
And the other thing is because it's creating south.

343
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,794
It's creating an infamy culture.

344
00:28:34,842 --> 00:29:02,598
Because people that want to go down in the blaze of glory, like a lot of mass shooters that just go out to shoot are in it for the no, I'm trying to remember there was something about Jordan Peterson once was talking about this about something like, the worst thing you can do is ignore a person and who's making some reference about it.

345
00:29:02,744 --> 00:29:08,478
Because if you ignore a person, that person is going to want to seek out something out to get their name out there.

346
00:29:08,504 --> 00:29:19,162
And all they're getting is negative attention all their life and being ignored, then they'll seek the negative attention that will make them not ignored.

347
00:29:19,306 --> 00:29:23,850
Well, that dude that did that shitting in Memphis, he Facebook stream that shit.

348
00:29:24,530 --> 00:29:25,002
Yeah.

349
00:29:25,076 --> 00:29:37,934
So here, can we run that back and listen to Sean say shitting instead of shooting dude that did that shitting in Memphis? Did I say that? Oh, you definitely saw shitting.

350
00:29:37,982 --> 00:29:38,374
Okay.

351
00:29:38,472 --> 00:29:40,610
You saw that guy that did that shitting in Memphis.

352
00:29:40,670 --> 00:29:43,800
I was like, driving by, throwing poor people.

353
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:46,882
He had done that instead.

354
00:29:47,016 --> 00:29:49,450
So actually going to fact check you here.

355
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,710
He was actually 19.

356
00:29:51,930 --> 00:29:57,050
Police in Memphis, Tennessee, arrested a 19 year old repeat offender sorry, suspected.

357
00:29:57,110 --> 00:29:58,930
Oh, did they finally find him? They found him, people.

358
00:29:58,980 --> 00:29:59,302
Yeah.

359
00:29:59,376 --> 00:30:03,098
And injuring at least three others at the same page on Wednesday afternoon.

360
00:30:03,254 --> 00:30:05,758
His name never mind.

361
00:30:05,784 --> 00:30:06,780
I won't say his name.

362
00:30:09,970 --> 00:30:13,370
No, fuck it.

363
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:20,406
Ezekiel Kelly is also accused of two armed carjackings that happened as he attempted to flee from police.

364
00:30:20,538 --> 00:30:24,590
They already said that the rampage was spread across at least eight different crime scenes.

365
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:31,542
Yeah, like I said, he literally posted that on Facebook.

366
00:30:31,626 --> 00:30:32,522
He livestreamed it.

367
00:30:32,536 --> 00:30:35,800
The whole I don't know if this is Kelly or if this is somebody else that they're talking to.

368
00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:39,198
I don't know.

369
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:39,702
That's him.

370
00:30:39,776 --> 00:30:42,330
Yeah, I don't know if that's him or if that's Ms.

371
00:30:45,030 --> 00:30:47,280
Yeah, that's definitely the same.

372
00:30:49,110 --> 00:30:50,722
Yeah, because I have, like, another little thing here.

373
00:30:50,736 --> 00:30:54,274
It says somebody else's name stuff.

374
00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:57,334
So I wasn't sure if that was like, an ad like this.

375
00:30:57,432 --> 00:31:08,506
I know they had his Facebook profile pulled up and everything, and they were like, hey, the WiFi is most basically, they pretty much shut down all of Memphis for the most part.

376
00:31:08,568 --> 00:31:09,300
Well, yeah.

377
00:31:09,750 --> 00:31:13,920
Did you guys hear about the shit up in Olympia? Closer to home? In Olympia? Yeah.

378
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,890
Something happened in Washington.

379
00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:18,550
What? And not in Tacoma? Weird.

380
00:31:21,610 --> 00:31:33,602
I think it was like a 17, 1617 year old football player up in Olympia was missing and they found his car.

381
00:31:33,796 --> 00:31:35,390
Car was covered in blood.

382
00:31:36,010 --> 00:31:47,598
They found him hours later, like 3 miles away from his car with no shirt on, no shoes on, and they interviewed him and they were like, Dude.

383
00:31:47,754 --> 00:31:57,470
And he claimed that a biker gang had kidnapped him and stole all his money, et cetera.

384
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:02,030
They let him go, like, down the road.

385
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:09,940
Well, now they were like, yeah, that's not what happened at all.

386
00:32:10,390 --> 00:32:17,440
And he is a prime suspect for the murder of another teenager from the school.

387
00:32:19,390 --> 00:32:20,150
Yeah.

388
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:27,050
So he killed somebody and then set a false story about him being kidnapped.

389
00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:30,974
Does this happen recently or is this a while ago? Like a week ago.

390
00:32:31,072 --> 00:32:31,862
Okay, never mind.

391
00:32:31,936 --> 00:32:38,918
I feel like I remember somebody somewhere nearby faking a story about being kidnapped or something like that.

392
00:32:38,944 --> 00:32:46,386
And then they were being but I didn't I guess when all else fails, just blame a biker gang.

393
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:51,102
Yes, biker gang in Olympia, of all places, because that's the place to go biking.

394
00:32:51,246 --> 00:32:53,330
The Sons of Anarchy.

395
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:55,554
It makes it Olympia or some shit.

396
00:32:55,602 --> 00:32:56,294
Once before.

397
00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:57,530
Maybe Oregon.

398
00:32:58,090 --> 00:32:58,862
I forget which one.

399
00:32:58,876 --> 00:32:59,958
That's why I said I'm so surprised.

400
00:32:59,994 --> 00:33:01,170
It was a Tacoma.

401
00:33:01,350 --> 00:33:02,560
Oh, there we go.

402
00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:06,586
Sun's Tacoma.

403
00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,130
Sun is a Tacoma.

404
00:33:09,890 --> 00:33:16,700
Speaking of another brand of Toyota, another model.

405
00:33:17,510 --> 00:33:18,850
We said Tacoma.

406
00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:19,426
Toyota.

407
00:33:19,438 --> 00:33:23,550
Tacoma didn't what a great Segue.

408
00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:27,910
Yeah.

409
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,198
Of Toyota.

410
00:33:29,234 --> 00:33:29,820
Yeah.

411
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:35,450
You guys remember my Rav four? The kind of gold one? Was it gold? Gray.

412
00:33:35,510 --> 00:33:37,286
No, it was gray.

413
00:33:37,418 --> 00:33:39,314
You're thinking of the Lexus.

414
00:33:39,482 --> 00:33:39,994
Yeah.

415
00:33:40,092 --> 00:33:41,258
Now this is the mini.

416
00:33:41,294 --> 00:33:42,542
You go with the sweaty cars.

417
00:33:42,626 --> 00:33:46,800
I don't literally have the same car for the last five years.

418
00:33:48,090 --> 00:33:49,990
And before that, there was, like six of them.

419
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:52,330
There's like at least four Saturns.

420
00:33:53,730 --> 00:33:55,822
What are you talking about? I know.

421
00:34:07,810 --> 00:34:09,110
it was teal.

422
00:34:09,970 --> 00:34:15,518
No, it's weird is if you look at I don't remember if it was either it was one way or the other.

423
00:34:15,544 --> 00:34:20,166
It was pictures it looked green, but in real life it looked blue, or in real life it looked green, but in pictures it was blue.

424
00:34:20,238 --> 00:34:20,546
I don't know.

425
00:34:20,548 --> 00:34:21,134
It doesn't matter.

426
00:34:21,232 --> 00:34:22,118
It was green.

427
00:34:22,264 --> 00:34:23,390
It can be blue.

428
00:34:27,410 --> 00:34:29,982
I remember your mom giving you driving license in that car.

429
00:34:30,056 --> 00:34:31,074
No, not that car.

430
00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:34,726
Wasn't that car, right? No, I never got driver.

431
00:34:34,918 --> 00:34:36,570
You're thinking of the Ford Escort engine.

432
00:34:36,620 --> 00:34:39,270
It wasn't her that was giving me lessons, it was Kevin.

433
00:34:40,490 --> 00:34:41,214
Okay.

434
00:34:41,372 --> 00:34:45,140
Because I had not driven a stick then and they got me.

435
00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:52,418
I didn't know how to handle a stick.

436
00:34:52,514 --> 00:34:52,810
No.

437
00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,274
Because now he's never going back.

438
00:34:54,312 --> 00:34:54,766
Yeah, right.

439
00:34:54,828 --> 00:34:56,302
Was he a stick? No.

440
00:34:56,376 --> 00:35:00,194
So you were there when I got the Escort.

441
00:35:00,302 --> 00:35:02,026
The white one? The white one, yeah.

442
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:05,554
And I had never driven manual before.

443
00:35:05,712 --> 00:35:07,954
And it was like having a graduation party or something like that.

444
00:35:07,992 --> 00:35:11,354
And Kevin came up and he happened to be up for the week or the weekend.

445
00:35:11,402 --> 00:35:14,806
And he was teaching me how to drive a stick because nobody else would.

446
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:15,586
Okay.

447
00:35:15,708 --> 00:35:16,354
Yeah.

448
00:35:16,512 --> 00:35:17,914
So that's who was teaching me.

449
00:35:17,952 --> 00:35:18,720
Got you.

450
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:22,200
Once I got my fucking license name.

451
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:27,180
Once I got my license, I never drove until I bought or got another car.

452
00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:33,846
I already heard t heard saturds.

453
00:35:33,918 --> 00:35:34,866
Satchards.

454
00:35:34,998 --> 00:35:36,042
You love those cars.

455
00:35:36,126 --> 00:35:37,840
Yeah, because they were easy to work on.

456
00:35:46,290 --> 00:35:46,910
anyways.

457
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,938
Like 90% of the body was plastic.

458
00:35:49,034 --> 00:35:54,346
Yeah, everything was plastic except for the top of the trunk or the back.

459
00:35:54,408 --> 00:35:56,770
The top of the trunk, the hood and the roof.

460
00:35:56,940 --> 00:36:00,994
Because those things do you know why that is? They melt that shit back together.

461
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:01,740
Right.

462
00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:05,986
Do you know why that is? They wanted to keep cost.

463
00:36:06,048 --> 00:36:06,898
They're like making a change.

464
00:36:06,924 --> 00:36:11,410
No, why it has to be those three things that are metal? I don't know.

465
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,606
I thought I figured it had something to do with the safety rate and safety stuff.

466
00:36:16,668 --> 00:36:19,114
Safety measures that they have for he wasn't quizzing you.

467
00:36:19,152 --> 00:36:22,860
He was really for a second.

468
00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,560
He's the only thing I know about.

469
00:36:46,990 --> 00:36:48,170
I was like, I agree.

470
00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,530
Why didn't you ask? Wait, I remember changing his headlights.

471
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:01,914
I think it was in the mid or late 50s.

472
00:37:01,952 --> 00:37:06,262
They were having a lot of cars that we're getting in front end wrecks.

473
00:37:06,346 --> 00:37:12,858
The hood would come through the windshield and shear off and would he? So that was a feature that they had to add to that way.

474
00:37:12,884 --> 00:37:14,420
And then ripple points, too.

475
00:37:14,930 --> 00:37:16,400
You know about those? Yeah.

476
00:37:19,610 --> 00:37:21,260
Is it ripple or crimple? Points.

477
00:37:22,370 --> 00:37:22,930
Cripples.

478
00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:23,910
Not cripple.

479
00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:25,642
Crumble.

480
00:37:25,666 --> 00:37:26,670
Crumble cookie.

481
00:37:27,170 --> 00:37:28,590
We've come full circle.

482
00:37:29,690 --> 00:37:31,820
All right, back to the Rav Four.

483
00:37:32,630 --> 00:37:49,100
Yeah, so some time ago I tried to buy or I didn't try, I was looking specifically for a Rav Four because I wanted something that was just because, I don't know, I wanted something that was all in drive and good on gas, but I didn't want to subaru because they fucking have head gasket issues.

484
00:37:50,630 --> 00:37:58,474
So I found this Rav Four and the guy said it has a driveline issue.

485
00:37:58,512 --> 00:38:00,466
So I was like, okay, I'll build drive.

486
00:38:00,648 --> 00:38:03,622
And I took his word for it and he's like, you can go take a look at it.

487
00:38:03,636 --> 00:38:07,282
It's out in front of this business or whatever.

488
00:38:07,416 --> 00:38:10,090
That's like off of 82nd or something.

489
00:38:10,140 --> 00:38:10,694
Strip club.

490
00:38:10,742 --> 00:38:11,422
Yeah.

491
00:38:11,616 --> 00:38:15,194
So I get out there, he's like, yeah, just keys are in the door.

492
00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:16,102
Just let me know when you're there.

493
00:38:16,176 --> 00:38:17,230
Keys in the door.

494
00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:19,318
It was fine.

495
00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:24,170
It was tucked away back in an area where you it seems shady.

496
00:38:24,230 --> 00:38:26,806
Every time I was talking to this guy, he was like, let me know when you're going to be there.

497
00:38:26,868 --> 00:38:34,898
I'll put keys in the door because it was in some car auction lot thing, but like, out on the street, on the other side of the gate.

498
00:38:35,054 --> 00:38:43,394
So I think he left it there for people who are interested to come be able to see it or steal it, leaving keys in the door unlocked.

499
00:38:43,442 --> 00:38:45,334
So I get in there and find out.

500
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:47,642
I look at the drive line, it's like perfectly in shape.

501
00:38:47,666 --> 00:38:49,066
And he's like, yeah, just watch.

502
00:38:49,128 --> 00:38:50,938
Put it in gear and you'll see what I'm talking about.

503
00:38:50,964 --> 00:38:54,362
And I put it in gear and it went 2ft and went clunk.

504
00:38:54,506 --> 00:38:56,602
And I was like, yeah, that's not a drive line issue.

505
00:38:56,676 --> 00:39:00,302
That's like maybe a Stevie issue or a transfer case or something in the transmission.

506
00:39:00,326 --> 00:39:03,960
I was hoping it was a transfer case, but it was ended up being a transfer case.

507
00:39:04,590 --> 00:39:05,882
So I talked him down on his prices.

508
00:39:05,906 --> 00:39:07,774
He wanted a lot more than what I thought it was worth.

509
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:09,274
And so I talked him down a little bit.

510
00:39:09,372 --> 00:39:12,122
I was like, yeah, it's not a drive line or a CV.

511
00:39:12,266 --> 00:39:15,660
That's the transfer case, and that's going to be quite a bit of money.

512
00:39:16,350 --> 00:39:21,970
So anyways, long story short it's short.

513
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,680
No, this is short story, long story, long story long.

514
00:39:26,670 --> 00:39:30,238
Got the transfer case, got it fixed and was driving it for work for a bit.

515
00:39:30,384 --> 00:39:34,942
And then how long ago was this? When was that? Three weeks ago.

516
00:39:35,016 --> 00:39:35,722
Three weeks ago? Yeah.

517
00:39:35,736 --> 00:39:43,042
When was that ice storm that we had? The last one, the big one? Where was it? Big one? Yeah, where everything was freezing up.

518
00:39:43,056 --> 00:39:43,978
It was like two years ago, I think.

519
00:39:44,004 --> 00:39:44,374
Yeah.

520
00:39:44,472 --> 00:39:49,020
Okay, so just before that, like seven months before that.

521
00:39:49,410 --> 00:39:58,450
So it had developed a little coolantly, which I thought was like the thermostat so I was like, okay, I have to fuck around with this.

522
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,998
And then come to find out it wasn't their thermostat.

523
00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:07,090
It was the actual water pump, which is behind the timing bell, which is behind the timing cover.

524
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:17,650
And also so a big job because this engine you can't really it's hard to you have to like, drop it a little bit to get access to the water pump and timing case and all this other shit.

525
00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:21,778
Side note, if you ever want to lift the engine or take the engine out of the car, you can't lift it out of the top.

526
00:40:21,804 --> 00:40:26,520
Like most front wheel drives, you have to fucking take the whole sub frame out from the bottom.

527
00:40:28,810 --> 00:40:30,386
Sounds like your kind of project.

528
00:40:30,568 --> 00:40:31,550
Fuck no.

529
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:37,340
He likes taking names out of the bottom, set them up.

530
00:40:43,590 --> 00:40:44,878
so it's that for a little bit.

531
00:40:44,904 --> 00:40:55,800
And then we had that ice storm and there was a bigass oak tree in the apartment that I lived in and that fucking oh, that was yeah, okay.

532
00:40:59,710 --> 00:41:00,074
Yeah.

533
00:41:00,112 --> 00:41:01,214
You're at the farmhouse? Yeah.

534
00:41:01,252 --> 00:41:02,334
And I think I brought pictures.

535
00:41:02,382 --> 00:41:04,670
I might even talk about it on the recording.

536
00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:10,882
Fucking tree pancaked and completely pancaked.

537
00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:14,154
But it went enough where it was like through the windshield and kick it.

538
00:41:14,252 --> 00:41:15,994
And I was like, yeah, this thing's fucked.

539
00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:18,750
I'm not going to try to fix anything more on it.

540
00:41:18,860 --> 00:41:24,800
So once they cleared the tree and the breeze, it sat out on the driveway for a while.

541
00:41:25,310 --> 00:41:33,462
And a guy, I guess, kept coming by and saying leaving his number to call him because he was interested in buying it.

542
00:41:33,596 --> 00:41:36,714
And so I get in touch with him.

543
00:41:36,752 --> 00:41:42,680
He's like, yeah, how much do you want for it? I'm like, not much.

544
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:51,070
Just enough to cover I don't know what I had to pay to title it and all this other shit.

545
00:41:51,250 --> 00:41:52,340
So that stuff.

546
00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:56,574
And he's like, okay, so if I pay you that, it'll run and drive and everything.

547
00:41:56,612 --> 00:41:57,270
There's like no problems.

548
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,038
Because that was the whole thing.

549
00:41:58,064 --> 00:42:00,210
I'm like, dude.

550
00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:12,970
So his thing was like he would pick up cars that had busted windshields or whatever or body damage, and he'd repair them as long as they were in mechanically good condition.

551
00:42:13,290 --> 00:42:15,782
Because I was in the middle of doing the water pumping.

552
00:42:15,806 --> 00:42:18,262
I had taken some stuff out and told him about it.

553
00:42:18,276 --> 00:42:23,494
So I was like, if you put all this stuff back together and I can drive it out of here, I'll give you your asking price.

554
00:42:23,532 --> 00:42:27,274
And I was like, okay, well, I got to go pick up some stuff for it or whatever.

555
00:42:27,312 --> 00:42:29,842
It's like, okay, I'll give you half of what you're asking for.

556
00:42:29,976 --> 00:42:32,520
So it gives me half of what I'm asking for it.

557
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:37,620
And I get it done within this time limit that he was asking for.

558
00:42:38,070 --> 00:42:42,134
It comes to get it, and we start driving to a gas station.

559
00:42:42,242 --> 00:42:46,906
And then he's like he couldn't get it towed or something.

560
00:42:46,968 --> 00:42:47,338
I don't know.

561
00:42:47,364 --> 00:42:53,580
So he asked if we could drive back to my place, and he would come get it later, but I would keep the money.

562
00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:55,690
I said, sure.

563
00:42:55,860 --> 00:43:02,618
Now, one of the conditions was getting the full price was getting him a title or not giving him a title.

564
00:43:02,654 --> 00:43:05,002
Yeah, I said, I don't know where the title is.

565
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,418
I'm not going to be able to get it for you.

566
00:43:06,504 --> 00:43:15,070
He's like, okay, well, I'll give you, like, this much less than what you're asking for, for a title or without a title.

567
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:18,442
So you never gave me the extra money.

568
00:43:18,636 --> 00:43:21,970
And when he left it out there, I was like, bucket.

569
00:43:22,290 --> 00:43:23,770
I got a bill of sale from him.

570
00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,514
It's off my hands.

571
00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:34,198
down.

572
00:43:34,224 --> 00:43:36,130
Now, I could have got an extra key, moved it to a different place.

573
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:39,070
Now it's in the door.

574
00:43:45,610 --> 00:43:48,530
I block his number because he starts calling me to ask me questions.

575
00:43:48,580 --> 00:43:49,310
I'm like, no deal.

576
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:49,814
Done deal.

577
00:43:49,852 --> 00:43:50,954
You're not giving me any more money.

578
00:43:51,052 --> 00:43:52,734
I'm done with this transaction.

579
00:43:52,902 --> 00:43:54,760
So I kind of just blocked his number.

580
00:43:55,390 --> 00:44:00,614
So then about four months later, I get a tow notice in my PO.

581
00:44:00,652 --> 00:44:01,240
Box.

582
00:44:01,870 --> 00:44:08,474
And I'm like and it had been, like three or four weeks since it was in my PO.

583
00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,960
Box because I was only checking it like once a month.

584
00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:13,026
So I'm like, fuck.

585
00:44:13,098 --> 00:44:24,020
So I called the Marion County because that's where I was like, hey, I got this tow notice for a car that I sold a while ago.

586
00:44:24,530 --> 00:44:28,640
Is it in your impound? Like, what's going on with it? And they're like, well, let me look.

587
00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:31,854
What's the reference number? What's this? And I'm like, I can't find anything.

588
00:44:31,892 --> 00:44:32,622
Like, let me transfer you.

589
00:44:32,636 --> 00:44:33,522
And they transfer me to somebody else.

590
00:44:33,536 --> 00:44:34,662
And I'm like, I can't find it either.

591
00:44:34,676 --> 00:44:35,898
And they transfer me on a third person.

592
00:44:35,924 --> 00:44:39,838
They're like, okay, it looks like they were just issued a notice.

593
00:44:39,874 --> 00:44:43,906
They never issued a toe, so it looks like wherever it was at, it might have been moved.

594
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:45,200
I'm like, okay, good.

595
00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:48,078
I'm thinking to myself, like, fuck, I need to get this thing out of my name.

596
00:44:48,104 --> 00:44:52,050
Well, I can't find the fucking bill of sale anymore.

597
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:56,742
The day I went to print up the bill of sale, for some reason, I printed six of them.

598
00:44:56,876 --> 00:45:04,542
I don't know why, but I figured at least one copy for him, one copy for me, and I think I just printed off three times by accident or four times.

599
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,662
So I found a bill of sale at one point, and I was like, oh, there it is.

600
00:45:07,676 --> 00:45:08,694
Folded it, put it away.

601
00:45:08,792 --> 00:45:12,022
And then when this thing came up, I was like, shit, I need to go turn this bill of sale.

602
00:45:12,046 --> 00:45:19,690
Because in Washington, I think you only have, like, 15 days after sale to put that shit in and not get penalized.

603
00:45:19,870 --> 00:45:21,642
And I completely fucked up.

604
00:45:21,776 --> 00:45:30,258
I think the last three times I've done that or sold the vehicle, I never did that because the person buying the car went in and took care of that and I didn't have to.

605
00:45:30,344 --> 00:45:34,734
Well, this guy I'm not going to say where he's from, but I'm sure you can guess.

606
00:45:34,892 --> 00:45:35,662
Mexico.

607
00:45:35,746 --> 00:45:36,282
Okay.

608
00:45:36,416 --> 00:45:47,310
And maybe I was under the impression he was never going to make a trip to the DMV and this was never going to be an issue and thought he was just going to drive the car elsewhere.

609
00:45:47,870 --> 00:45:50,600
But apparently that wasn't the case.

610
00:45:50,930 --> 00:45:53,334
So I can't find the thing and I can't find his number.

611
00:45:53,372 --> 00:46:00,970
And I don't know how I'm going to work around like, hey, I'm not going to give you the title because you didn't give me the money, but I need you to sign another bill of sale.

612
00:46:01,030 --> 00:46:02,490
I didn't know how I was going to get through that.

613
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:08,974
So I was trying to figure out what the fuck am I going to do? Well, while I'm pondering about all this shit, I get another thing in the mail.

614
00:46:09,082 --> 00:46:17,346
And it's a fucking red light ticket with that car in it, somebody else's face on it, or driving, like, not even the guy I sold it to.

615
00:46:17,528 --> 00:46:21,440
What the fuck is this? So I have to go to court for this.

616
00:46:22,850 --> 00:46:27,718
But I ran into the guy at a parking lot in Woodburn.

617
00:46:27,754 --> 00:46:34,520
I didn't run into him, but I saw him pull up and I was like, hey, no, I didn't get out to him in time.

618
00:46:35,570 --> 00:46:37,830
And then I saw him again.

619
00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:41,770
This is the time before this, at a truck stop in Brooks.

620
00:46:41,950 --> 00:46:43,974
And I found out that he had lived there.

621
00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:47,286
He was going from truck stop to truck stop and he was just living there.

622
00:46:47,348 --> 00:46:51,990
And apparently this guy buys up RVs and different vehicles and just lives in them in truck stops.

623
00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:58,830
So the place where he was at the truck stop he was at in Brooks, he was parked at a store.

624
00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:03,114
And I went in and talk to manager, like, hey, have you seen this person here? And they said, yeah, actually I have his number.

625
00:47:03,152 --> 00:47:09,930
And so I was able to call him up and like, hey, what if I can get you the title, but I need a copy of the bill.

626
00:47:09,980 --> 00:47:11,094
He's like, I've been looking for you.

627
00:47:11,132 --> 00:47:13,342
Apparently the car has been stolen, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

628
00:47:13,366 --> 00:47:17,670
And I was like, cool, that's good to know, motherfucker.

629
00:47:18,350 --> 00:47:24,942
So I met up with a guy, get him to sign a new bill of sale, and I'm not going to buy him.

630
00:47:24,956 --> 00:47:27,618
Going to get a title replacement and get that done.

631
00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:41,822
the army.

632
00:47:41,906 --> 00:47:42,540
No.

633
00:47:44,730 --> 00:47:49,510
And he needed to have something that showed that he owned it even though he didn't.

634
00:47:50,430 --> 00:47:52,078
So he was like, looking forward to this.

635
00:47:52,104 --> 00:47:54,358
So I told him, like, yeah, I'll get you the thing.

636
00:47:54,384 --> 00:48:03,970
I never got it for him, but I took that bill of sale to the fucking court hearing for the ticket and then got the ticket cleared.

637
00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:15,922
They did the whole spiel, like, if this is your first offense or we can do I don't know if you've ever been to traffic court, but they go through a whole spiel of deferment and all this other stuff, and it's like five minutes long.

638
00:48:15,936 --> 00:48:18,442
It's like I'm just there to say, like, this isn't me.

639
00:48:18,456 --> 00:48:21,346
If you just look at the photo in your hand, you can tell it's not me.

640
00:48:21,468 --> 00:48:26,280
And so he finally says, how do you plead? This isn't me.

641
00:48:27,330 --> 00:48:28,690
He's like, yeah, that's not you.

642
00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:31,558
So we'll go ahead and dismiss this for you.

643
00:48:31,644 --> 00:48:33,194
And for some reason, he's narrating.

644
00:48:33,302 --> 00:48:48,798
Every time he makes something different, like a different judgment or a different case, he's narrating what he's doing to the audience, to the jury? No, to the other people that are in court in case they have a similar case, I'm guessing.

645
00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:59,260
But anyhow, so that's done and dealt with, and I have the bill of sale at the dude signed, and then I fucking lose it again.

646
00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:03,758
Now I got to go through this whole process again if I want to get the shit out of my name.

647
00:49:03,784 --> 00:49:07,362
But the thing is, now it's been stolen, and that guy had his copy.

648
00:49:07,386 --> 00:49:11,510
So I'm thinking like, okay, maybe he'll eventually go do something and get out of my name.

649
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,778
Well, like, you lost your copy.

650
00:49:14,874 --> 00:49:15,520
Yes.

651
00:49:15,970 --> 00:49:16,720
Again.

652
00:49:17,950 --> 00:49:20,322
There's a common thing in my house to lose papers.

653
00:49:20,466 --> 00:49:23,070
Even though I put no, you know what? No, that's a lie.

654
00:49:23,130 --> 00:49:24,278
I do have it.

655
00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:27,650
It's in this hopefully in a safe this time around.

656
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:29,500
He put it on his wall.

657
00:49:30,850 --> 00:49:34,550
He has, like, ten different copies placed all across the house.

658
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:39,940
Okay, so fast forward to about a month ago.

659
00:49:40,510 --> 00:49:47,270
I was looking for parts for Shane's car because she doesn't have headrests in the back seat.

660
00:49:48,490 --> 00:49:52,454
And I was, like, looking on ebay and couldn't find anybody selling those.

661
00:49:52,492 --> 00:49:56,534
I was like, well, maybe I'll find a wrecking yard that has those.

662
00:49:56,572 --> 00:49:59,834
I'm like going through pick a part and, like, pick and pull.

663
00:49:59,992 --> 00:50:14,226
And they'll actually show you the pictures of cars because her car has a cross platform because she drives a Chevy, and they also make an Abyssuki model that's the same.

664
00:50:14,288 --> 00:50:16,158
I was looking for both, so I was like, never mind.

665
00:50:16,184 --> 00:50:18,978
Just show me cars between 99 and 2002.

666
00:50:19,004 --> 00:50:22,302
And so as I'm looking, I'm scrolling down.

667
00:50:22,496 --> 00:50:29,682
I see a very familiar looking rav four with a very familiar looking roof rack as I zoom in.

668
00:50:29,696 --> 00:50:30,430
Enhance.

669
00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:31,650
It's mine.

670
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:35,550
So apparently we're about to do a drum roll.

671
00:50:36,470 --> 00:50:37,102
Enhance.

672
00:50:37,186 --> 00:50:37,606
Enhance.

673
00:50:37,678 --> 00:50:38,506
Enhance.

674
00:50:38,698 --> 00:50:39,630
Enhance.

675
00:50:40,130 --> 00:50:40,690
Enhance.

676
00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:41,360
Yeah.

677
00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:59,290
So apparently after it's long journey from some fucked up lot into my possession to being smushed by a tree to being swindled by some never mind trying to call Fidel Castro of ground floors.

678
00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:02,230
He said it pretty well.

679
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:02,880
Yeah.

680
00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:06,710
To being stolen.

681
00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:10,870
And now it's made its way to a wrecking yard where it's final resting places.

682
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:20,714
Well, yeah, that's a story and a half and then some chapters.

683
00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:31,480
chapter 2.2.

684
00:51:34,190 --> 00:51:40,498
When I say the lifespan, I mean the lifespan at the factory.

685
00:51:40,594 --> 00:51:41,286
Right.

686
00:51:41,468 --> 00:51:42,234
That's crazy.

687
00:51:42,332 --> 00:51:42,980
Yeah.

688
00:51:49,830 --> 00:51:55,450
simultation, you know, the situation with my simultaneous with my Suburban.

689
00:51:57,570 --> 00:51:59,174
But I was on top of that shit.

690
00:51:59,222 --> 00:52:00,646
The black one? Yes.

691
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,710
Wait, is that a Suburban? The black one.

692
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,826
The black one? Yeah.

693
00:52:03,888 --> 00:52:09,670
The black one was I thought it was like no, it was a full Suburban.

694
00:52:12,010 --> 00:52:15,018
You had something else before that, though, was PT Cruiser.

695
00:52:15,054 --> 00:52:15,640
No.

696
00:52:16,090 --> 00:52:18,402
Did you own another I know about the PT Cruiser.

697
00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:26,290
I'm talking about like did you have another Suburban before then? We had like an old oh, yeah, Expedition.

698
00:52:26,470 --> 00:52:27,406
Ford Expedition.

699
00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:29,430
Yeah, it's a great one.

700
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:32,962
Like brown and wood.

701
00:52:33,106 --> 00:52:37,218
So you went from the PT to the Suburban? Yes.

702
00:52:37,364 --> 00:52:38,060
Okay.

703
00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:40,710
Yes.

704
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:41,600
Okay.

705
00:52:41,990 --> 00:52:44,646
For some reason I thought there was like you had another one.

706
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:45,246
No.

707
00:52:45,308 --> 00:52:45,714
Okay.

708
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:02,122
started to overheat and shit like that.

709
00:53:02,136 --> 00:53:04,418
And I was just like, what the fuck? I haven't even drove this shit.

710
00:53:04,454 --> 00:53:06,262
Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do with this.

711
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:07,620
I just parked it.

712
00:53:08,550 --> 00:53:17,414
And then Fidel Castro's brother showed up to my house and knocked on the door.

713
00:53:17,522 --> 00:53:24,206
Hey, what are you doing with the Suburban? Oh, that was a spot on impression.

714
00:53:24,338 --> 00:53:26,410
I was like, I don't fucking know, man.

715
00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:30,058
What are you talking about? I'll buy it from you right now.

716
00:53:30,144 --> 00:53:31,080
Cash money.

717
00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:34,860
What that? Let me buy it.

718
00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,280
I don't know, man.

719
00:53:40,090 --> 00:53:42,590
I'm going to talk to my fiance.

720
00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:46,542
I'll call you back.

721
00:53:46,616 --> 00:53:48,582
No, right outside this house.

722
00:53:48,656 --> 00:53:49,494
Oh, okay.

723
00:53:49,592 --> 00:53:51,102
This has happened a couple of months ago.

724
00:53:51,176 --> 00:53:54,798
Damn, it's the first time we've heard about it.

725
00:53:54,824 --> 00:53:55,446
Yeah.

726
00:53:55,628 --> 00:54:02,266
And so I go and I talk to her and I'm like, these dudes want to they just showed up to the house asking me to buy the fucking truck.

727
00:54:02,458 --> 00:54:04,146
She's like, fucking sell it.

728
00:54:04,268 --> 00:54:08,658
I was like, all right, how much do you want for it? I was like, I don't know.

729
00:54:08,684 --> 00:54:09,810
Like 3000 maybe.

730
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:11,300
I don't fucking know, man.

731
00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:18,140
Can we drive it? Sure, go ahead and drive it.

732
00:54:18,710 --> 00:54:21,150
I was like, but you're not going anywhere.

733
00:54:23,970 --> 00:54:25,474
You stay right where you are.

734
00:54:25,632 --> 00:54:28,058
And so they went and did this shit.

735
00:54:28,094 --> 00:54:31,658
Now, mind you, now I'm kind of, like annoyed because they showed up like super late.

736
00:54:31,694 --> 00:54:34,666
And it was like, on a Friday I need to go to work.

737
00:54:34,728 --> 00:54:35,782
And I had to go to work.

738
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:40,990
So they showed up at like 07:00 730 or some shit.

739
00:54:41,670 --> 00:54:43,020
It might have been eight.

740
00:54:43,950 --> 00:54:47,890
Like, they showed back up and I was just like I'm like, fucking annoyed.

741
00:54:48,330 --> 00:54:52,546
And so I'm like sitting there and I'm just like, all right, whatever.

742
00:54:52,608 --> 00:54:56,410
And he's like, okay, it's overheating.

743
00:54:57,090 --> 00:54:58,354
I work with Chevy all the time.

744
00:54:58,392 --> 00:55:00,142
I was like, dude, I don't fuck you, man.

745
00:55:00,216 --> 00:55:01,562
He's all this for my brother.

746
00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:02,770
He needs shit for his family.

747
00:55:02,820 --> 00:55:03,902
I was like, okay, dude.

748
00:55:03,986 --> 00:55:05,530
I don't need the sad story.

749
00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:13,480
Like, how much would you take? $1,100? Fuck no.

750
00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:16,866
I don't want a $3,000.

751
00:55:16,988 --> 00:55:20,002
I was like, tell you what, I'll give a shit.

752
00:55:20,086 --> 00:55:22,398
You had me like, fucking $1800 right now.

753
00:55:22,424 --> 00:55:23,022
I'll give it to you.

754
00:55:23,036 --> 00:55:24,030
I don't give a shit.

755
00:55:25,010 --> 00:55:26,840
I was like, give me 1800.

756
00:55:29,970 --> 00:55:31,426
I was like, I'll be right back.

757
00:55:31,548 --> 00:55:37,560
I looked at Christina and I was like she's like, what are you doing? I was like, pretending like I'm fucking talking to you.

758
00:55:37,950 --> 00:55:41,950
She's like, about what? And I was like, I told them 3000.

759
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,902
They were like, oh, can we do it for 1100? She's like, fuck no.

760
00:55:44,976 --> 00:55:46,354
And I was like, I told them 1800.

761
00:55:46,392 --> 00:55:47,222
They have it out the door.

762
00:55:47,246 --> 00:55:48,958
She's like, I'm good with that.

763
00:55:49,044 --> 00:55:50,160
I was like, I know.

764
00:55:51,030 --> 00:55:53,470
I'm just pretending like I'm in here talking to you about it.

765
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,900
Which you really are, though.

766
00:55:57,250 --> 00:55:59,126
I wasn't asking her about it.

767
00:55:59,188 --> 00:56:03,326
Did you stand in front of the window where they could see you be like and then she didn't have her? Like no.

768
00:56:03,448 --> 00:56:12,114
So then I walked back outside, like 45 seconds later because it wasn't a conversation, I walked back outside and I was like, no.

769
00:56:12,152 --> 00:56:12,606
She said one.

770
00:56:12,608 --> 00:56:13,494
$800.

771
00:56:13,592 --> 00:56:14,780
Take it or leave it.

772
00:56:15,770 --> 00:56:20,094
She's like, okay, I'll take it.

773
00:56:20,252 --> 00:56:24,478
Okay, well, here's the paperwork.

774
00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:27,106
I need you to sign the fucking selling shit.

775
00:56:27,298 --> 00:56:31,378
And so he puts his name on there and then he's like, looking at his brother.

776
00:56:31,414 --> 00:56:36,738
He's, what's the address? And he tells them.

777
00:56:36,884 --> 00:56:41,934
And at this point I'm like, hurry up because I got to get to work.

778
00:56:41,972 --> 00:56:43,378
I got to fucking get to work, dude.

779
00:56:43,414 --> 00:56:45,018
It's fucking like 915.

780
00:56:45,104 --> 00:56:46,602
I got to fucking go, man.

781
00:56:46,736 --> 00:56:47,958
Let's fucking go.

782
00:56:48,104 --> 00:56:49,280
I don't fucking understand.

783
00:56:50,330 --> 00:56:51,102
He gives it to me.

784
00:56:51,116 --> 00:56:51,666
I'm like, cool.

785
00:56:51,728 --> 00:56:52,640
Give me the money.

786
00:56:53,450 --> 00:56:54,500
All right, cool.

787
00:56:54,830 --> 00:56:55,650
Bye.

788
00:56:56,150 --> 00:57:00,126
And I left and I went to fucking work.

789
00:57:00,188 --> 00:57:03,378
I got the shit on my desk so I can deal with it later.

790
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:10,494
So next day I go to my desk because I'm just like I'm going to go and just report, get it done with.

791
00:57:10,652 --> 00:57:21,080
I look at the sheet and it has, like, half an address that looks like it was scribbled on by like a little kid.

792
00:57:21,770 --> 00:57:23,886
That's the fucking thing that this guy did.

793
00:57:23,948 --> 00:57:30,066
And I scribbled his name and I was just like, yo, I need a fucking address.

794
00:57:30,128 --> 00:57:31,194
This is what I fucking got.

795
00:57:31,232 --> 00:57:32,540
I need a fucking address.

796
00:57:33,290 --> 00:57:37,040
And he's like, oh, yeah, I'll send it to you.

797
00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:39,738
No, it's this one.

798
00:57:39,764 --> 00:57:41,326
I was like, dude, I don't really give a fuck.

799
00:57:41,398 --> 00:57:42,860
Just give me a fucking address.

800
00:57:43,430 --> 00:58:01,690
So he takes a picture of another title with an address on it from like, Amboy, even though they told me they only live like a couple of minutes down the street, okay? And I'm like, you know what? I don't give a fuck.

801
00:58:02,370 --> 00:58:05,170
Your driver's license number, your name.

802
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,006
And now I got me a fucking address.

803
00:58:07,128 --> 00:58:08,674
Like the address said it was a PO.

804
00:58:08,712 --> 00:58:08,950
Box.

805
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,702
I didn't even fucking put that shit on there.

806
00:58:10,776 --> 00:58:13,246
I went to the fucking website, the DOL website.

807
00:58:13,368 --> 00:58:18,922
I fucking typed in his name, put in his shit, put in that fucking weird ass address.

808
00:58:19,056 --> 00:58:21,266
And I was like, dupe, sold.

809
00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:24,480
And they were like, all right, this is off of you.

810
00:58:25,290 --> 00:58:26,342
I don't give a shit.

811
00:58:26,426 --> 00:58:32,400
I was like, I don't know where the fuck they sent the title to because it wasn't going to get to that address.

812
00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:43,842
But at this point, I don't fucking care because it's not on me anymore, right? I went and looked at my records and it's like, there ain't no Suburban.

813
00:58:43,866 --> 00:58:44,800
There no more.

814
00:58:46,030 --> 00:58:52,970
Which also on the Washington site, you can go and you can delete cars off of your profile.

815
00:58:53,950 --> 00:58:55,590
Did you know that? No, I didn't.

816
00:58:55,650 --> 00:58:56,546
Because I probably have.

817
00:58:56,608 --> 00:59:01,382
Yeah, because my PT Cruiser was still showing up saying I had it.

818
00:59:01,396 --> 00:59:03,038
But it also said I sold it.

819
00:59:03,064 --> 00:59:08,598
And I was like, why is it saying both? And I was like, no, because whoever you sold it to didn't turn in their shit.

820
00:59:08,634 --> 00:59:09,570
Delete that shit.

821
00:59:09,690 --> 00:59:10,562
And I deleted it.

822
00:59:10,576 --> 00:59:13,610
And it's not on my record of cars anymore.

823
00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:21,920
Because with DOL in Washington, you can register to the website.

824
00:59:22,670 --> 00:59:26,346
It'll just pull it up under your Social Security number.

825
00:59:26,408 --> 00:59:27,666
Okay, I should try that.

826
00:59:27,848 --> 00:59:33,070
See if that's been dealt with since because wrecking yards, they won't take car unless they have a title.

827
00:59:33,130 --> 00:59:36,558
No, they've had to have done something at some point.

828
00:59:36,584 --> 00:59:38,540
Even if it's like a lost thing or whatever.

829
00:59:39,230 --> 00:59:40,018
I don't know the fuck.

830
00:59:40,054 --> 00:59:42,834
Unless they're shady as fucking just like threw it in there.

831
00:59:42,992 --> 00:59:45,510
I've sold a few cars to pick and pull.

832
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,082
They will not fucking do anything.

833
00:59:47,216 --> 00:59:49,978
I mean, I've sold one to pick and pool without a title.

834
00:59:50,074 --> 00:59:50,442
No.

835
00:59:50,516 --> 00:59:52,374
Oh, yeah.

836
00:59:52,532 --> 00:59:54,622
Because I tried to bring one one time and I didn't have the title.

837
00:59:54,706 --> 00:59:55,594
I just had the registration.

838
00:59:55,642 --> 00:59:56,958
Like, no, that shouldn't going to work.

839
00:59:56,984 --> 00:59:57,658
We want the title.

840
00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:57,822
Yeah.

841
00:59:57,836 --> 01:00:02,598
Unless they just was like, hey, you see that one over there? Let's just grab that.

842
01:00:02,624 --> 01:00:03,334
It looks abandoned.

843
01:00:03,382 --> 01:00:03,980
Yeah.

844
01:00:11,490 --> 01:00:12,370
Cars.

845
01:00:18,010 --> 01:00:31,714
You need a drink? For what? Since we're on the topic of cars, fun fact, the Ford Mustang, one of the most iconic muscle cars.

846
01:00:31,882 --> 01:00:32,600
Sure.

847
01:00:34,370 --> 01:00:43,280
If you had to guess, like a dollar amount, which almost stopped production of the car from ever being made, what would it be? $10.

848
01:00:45,810 --> 01:00:58,560
What, like a production cost per car? What almost stopped the Mustang from ever being produced? $200? Let's say $5,000.

849
01:00:59,550 --> 01:01:00,646
$3.

850
01:01:00,828 --> 01:01:03,120
Bob $2 per car.

851
01:01:03,630 --> 01:01:10,330
Almost stopped Ford Mustang from ever being produced and it's the little brackets that stabilize the bottom of the front fenders.

852
01:01:11,430 --> 01:01:17,258
Did they talk about did you see Ford versus Ford vFerrari? I saw parts of the Aventon.

853
01:01:17,294 --> 01:01:18,060
Whole thing.

854
01:01:18,510 --> 01:01:21,240
That car was all about the Chevy wasn't about the most thing, though.

855
01:01:21,570 --> 01:01:21,898
No.

856
01:01:21,924 --> 01:01:22,258
I know.

857
01:01:22,284 --> 01:01:37,982
But there's a part in there where they're talking about where they unveil the Mustang and I'm trying to remember if they mentioned anything about it because they were talking about like because Henry Ford walked into the factory and made this big I'm sure it's all bullshit.

858
01:01:38,006 --> 01:01:40,018
But he walked into the factory and saying like.

859
01:01:40,044 --> 01:01:45,850
You all need to go home and come up with the next whatever because their sales were doing terrible.

860
01:01:46,230 --> 01:01:49,682
Which I think is part of that part was accurate.

861
01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:57,970
But the part of him walking in, closing down the factory until the next fucking genius came out was BS.

862
01:01:59,850 --> 01:02:01,690
All right, Sean, talk about your pussy.

863
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:06,538
So I just got this cat fixed two weeks ago.

864
01:02:06,624 --> 01:02:07,260
Okay.

865
01:02:08,610 --> 01:02:18,070
But the week leading up to it, a week and a half, there were certain signs that the cat was in heat.

866
01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:23,640
So I thought there's things that happened like, okay, she's fine.

867
01:02:25,590 --> 01:02:27,550
And that was just presented.

868
01:02:28,350 --> 01:02:29,390
It was terrible.

869
01:02:29,510 --> 01:02:31,822
It was face down, ass up.

870
01:02:32,016 --> 01:02:32,760
Wow.

871
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:40,360
It was like the worst it's like the worst little Kim video ever.

872
01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:43,660
What are you doing? Nothing.

873
01:02:45,430 --> 01:02:46,480
Mind your business.

874
01:02:46,870 --> 01:02:49,722
I'm not sure how many of you guys byron hates cats.

875
01:02:49,746 --> 01:02:50,546
So that's a no.

876
01:02:50,668 --> 01:02:51,606
Not about Ryan.

877
01:02:51,678 --> 01:02:57,350
I'm not sure about you, if you've dealt with a cat on heat in a household.

878
01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:03,198
Yes, I have.

879
01:03:03,344 --> 01:03:05,660
Yeah, it's been a while, but yeah.

880
01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:10,100
So you have a general idea of what it's like, man.

881
01:03:11,690 --> 01:03:12,810
No, it's worse.

882
01:03:14,810 --> 01:03:20,300
The first night it happened the first day I just got home from work like, hey.

883
01:03:23,430 --> 01:03:24,398
What's? My roommate.

884
01:03:24,434 --> 01:03:24,634
Okay.

885
01:03:24,672 --> 01:03:25,090
Yeah.

886
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,538
What's going on? What do you mean? Well, she's been pretty vocal about shit.

887
01:03:28,574 --> 01:03:33,034
I'm like, how vocal? Reasonably so, I think.

888
01:03:33,072 --> 01:03:37,800
Reasonably so being like, cats are fucking assholes and they just meow and they want whatever.

889
01:03:38,370 --> 01:03:41,110
No, this was by far a lot worse.

890
01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:52,790
I went to bed that night, my door is open, middle of the night, I hear the most blood curdling.

891
01:03:52,970 --> 01:03:57,566
How? Like that.

892
01:03:57,628 --> 01:04:01,458
I wasn't sure if it was a cat, a ghost or someone banging next door.

893
01:04:01,494 --> 01:04:03,642
I thought you were about saying goat, but not goat.

894
01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:04,454
I know it's better.

895
01:04:04,552 --> 01:04:05,860
I don't know what it was.

896
01:04:06,910 --> 01:04:13,226
I knew what it was at the end, but it was one week of sporadic throughout the day.

897
01:04:13,288 --> 01:04:14,834
Just like, oh, I'm fine.

898
01:04:14,872 --> 01:04:15,626
Hey, welcome home.

899
01:04:15,688 --> 01:04:17,114
Hey, what's going on? Oh, I had a good day.

900
01:04:17,152 --> 01:04:17,426
Cool.

901
01:04:17,488 --> 01:04:18,542
Alright, here's my phone.

902
01:04:18,616 --> 01:04:20,440
Pet me, pet me, pet me.

903
01:04:22,510 --> 01:04:24,138
He's like, hey, she's in the heat.

904
01:04:24,174 --> 01:04:26,850
Just smack her butt.

905
01:04:26,970 --> 01:04:28,660
And it makes it better.

906
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:30,280
It makes it better.

907
01:04:32,350 --> 01:04:33,434
I didn't know this.

908
01:04:33,532 --> 01:04:39,294
I had cats when I was younger, but I don't have a lot of memories of them going because my parents were smart.

909
01:04:39,342 --> 01:04:41,258
And as soon as they got the suckers, they fixed them.

910
01:04:41,284 --> 01:04:43,634
Like that just done.

911
01:04:43,792 --> 01:04:48,182
I was stupid, I'll admit that now, I did not do that.

912
01:04:48,316 --> 01:04:51,366
So he's like, oh, just test catch.

913
01:04:51,378 --> 01:04:53,702
But it's fine.

914
01:04:53,896 --> 01:04:55,814
You mean like above the tail? Not really.

915
01:04:55,852 --> 01:04:57,042
Like the rectum.

916
01:04:57,126 --> 01:05:00,710
Yeah, not the goodies just right under the tail.

917
01:05:01,030 --> 01:05:01,538
Yeah.

918
01:05:01,624 --> 01:05:02,846
So it's right on top.

919
01:05:02,968 --> 01:05:04,430
Boom, boom, sack, tap.

920
01:05:05,410 --> 01:05:11,966
The worst mistake the worst mistake I had ever made dealing with cat.

921
01:05:22,910 --> 01:05:24,620
that tail goes to the side.

922
01:05:25,310 --> 01:05:27,334
I'm nursing cat's tail.

923
01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:28,518
Make a question mark.

924
01:05:28,664 --> 01:05:29,562
But it did.

925
01:05:29,696 --> 01:05:31,950
And I was like, oh, this is not fucking good.

926
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,294
But thank you for the Google.

927
01:05:33,452 --> 01:05:34,134
Thank you for Google.

928
01:05:34,172 --> 01:05:35,790
Because I was like, oh, yeah.

929
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:40,650
No, but every hour it's like clockwork.

930
01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:42,478
It'd be quiet.

931
01:05:42,574 --> 01:05:43,422
Kat was just fine.

932
01:05:43,496 --> 01:05:44,514
Oh, I'm fine.

933
01:05:44,552 --> 01:05:46,746
How's it going? How's it going? I'm good, thanks.

934
01:05:46,808 --> 01:05:48,020
Oh, hungry? Yeah.

935
01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:53,360
We were outside smoking and all of a sudden I hear this.

936
01:05:58,530 --> 01:06:03,010
Someone is getting the shit out of them fisted.

937
01:06:03,450 --> 01:06:05,470
It was fucking terrible.

938
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:17,350
I had to close my door, put my AirPods in my ear, or at least in one ear all night so I didn't have to hear that shit.

939
01:06:18,390 --> 01:06:20,926
I got my roommate back one time because he did something.

940
01:06:20,988 --> 01:06:22,054
It pissed me the fuck off.

941
01:06:22,092 --> 01:06:25,140
So I was like, hey, Rambo, you want Pepsis? Come here.

942
01:06:25,710 --> 01:06:27,600
I was like, hey, I'm going to bed.

943
01:06:29,250 --> 01:06:31,860
Five minutes later, I'm getting ready to close door here.

944
01:06:35,110 --> 01:06:36,100
Good night.

945
01:06:38,290 --> 01:06:41,150
Fun fact, if you do that to a chicken, it'll do the same.

946
01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:41,850
Or a hen.

947
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:42,880
Really? Yeah.

948
01:06:43,210 --> 01:06:45,460
Well, not the thing.

949
01:06:46,150 --> 01:06:49,826
It'll present its asshole and be like, unpucker for you.

950
01:06:49,888 --> 01:06:54,302
Yeah, but it was fucked up because you're trying to pet the cat and the cats like, do it.

951
01:06:54,376 --> 01:06:58,106
So, did you all ever watch The Three Stooges? Back.

952
01:06:58,168 --> 01:06:58,694
He might have.

953
01:06:58,732 --> 01:06:59,006
Yeah.

954
01:06:59,068 --> 01:07:05,462
Like Curly, you know how he would spin like that? So I would start petting the cat and she would start doing it.

955
01:07:05,476 --> 01:07:07,602
She would start spinning, like casually spinning.

956
01:07:07,626 --> 01:07:17,720
Like, oh, you're going to pet me, aren't you? It's like, no, I'm just going to spin you away that way.

957
01:07:18,290 --> 01:07:19,580
I'm going to leave.

958
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:22,760
Get your cat asshole out of my face.

959
01:07:24,290 --> 01:07:25,878
It was that way for an entire week.

960
01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:27,058
Daddy don't want no pussy.

961
01:07:27,094 --> 01:07:27,810
Pussy.

962
01:07:35,970 --> 01:07:39,178
Thank God that motherfucker is all fixed up.

963
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:41,266
On a different note, same cat.

964
01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:46,274
I got her fixed two weeks ago, so I got her fixed on Thursday.

965
01:07:46,322 --> 01:07:47,400
I brought her home.

966
01:07:48,030 --> 01:07:50,290
He told me it was like, oh, 05:00 or so.

967
01:07:50,460 --> 01:07:51,310
She'll be ready.

968
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:51,766
Perfect.

969
01:07:51,828 --> 01:07:57,362
I got a phone call at 230, so she'll be ready at about 330 mike.

970
01:07:57,446 --> 01:08:04,166
How does 430 sound? Pick the cat up.

971
01:08:04,228 --> 01:08:06,182
I'm expecting her to be like just out.

972
01:08:06,316 --> 01:08:07,910
Knocked out, right? No.

973
01:08:08,020 --> 01:08:08,438
Oh, no.

974
01:08:08,464 --> 01:08:13,362
This motherfucker was like all about it like trying to.

975
01:08:13,376 --> 01:08:15,500
Get out aware? Yes.

976
01:08:16,370 --> 01:08:19,222
The first two days of her being fixed was a fucking nightmare.

977
01:08:19,246 --> 01:08:25,834
The first night I slipped on the floor as a pet owner, I'm like, I care about my animal.

978
01:08:25,882 --> 01:08:27,082
I want to make sure the cat's comfortable.

979
01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:27,378
Okay.

980
01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:36,900
I'm like, did something happen in the bed? No, I just want to make sure for those two days you were trying.

981
01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:41,486
It was a binge watch of due patrol and titans.

982
01:08:41,618 --> 01:08:43,500
That's why I texted you about that.

983
01:08:45,390 --> 01:08:49,078
So the vet always tells you, it's like, oh, don't let your cat jump up.

984
01:08:49,224 --> 01:08:54,062
Don't want to jump up on things or run quickly or look at some decisions.

985
01:08:54,086 --> 01:08:54,454
Whatever.

986
01:08:54,552 --> 01:08:55,658
It got the cone of shame.

987
01:08:55,754 --> 01:08:56,890
It got the cone.

988
01:08:57,870 --> 01:09:15,226
But this motherfucker was like literally the night of this cat being fixed, I woke up on the floor, and I look up, and it was almost like an outline of, like, coyote howling at the moon, except a coyote is really pissed off.

989
01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:17,340
Drugged up cat with a Conan's head.

990
01:09:19,170 --> 01:09:20,866
It was the entire way.

991
01:09:21,048 --> 01:09:22,474
For the next two weeks.

992
01:09:22,512 --> 01:09:24,574
That cat did not give two shits about anything.

993
01:09:24,612 --> 01:09:25,918
It's like, oh, put me down.

994
01:09:26,004 --> 01:09:27,900
I drugged that cat.

995
01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,022
I paid extra money.

996
01:09:30,096 --> 01:09:40,330
They gave me pills to put the cat's food, but they gave me extra shit, like, just take the syringe of painkiller and put in the cat's mouth.

997
01:09:41,550 --> 01:09:57,660
Now, you try to put that cat in a coma right now, saying that you get a fucking pissed off cat who does not want to Conance head and does not want to have anything to do with you or anything else, and try to give that cat a syringe full of something they don't want to fucking take.

998
01:09:58,230 --> 01:09:59,506
That's what you got.

999
01:09:59,688 --> 01:10:00,178
Nice.

1000
01:10:00,264 --> 01:10:00,982
Yeah.

1001
01:10:01,176 --> 01:10:01,750
So.

1002
01:10:01,860 --> 01:10:02,710
Thank God.

1003
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:03,730
Let's see here.

1004
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,022
Thursday thursday, that cat no cone.

1005
01:10:07,046 --> 01:10:10,250
Actually, the cat decided there's no cone because that cone disappeared.

1006
01:10:10,310 --> 01:10:10,462
Oh.

1007
01:10:10,476 --> 01:10:12,670
This last day, this last Thursday cone is gone.

1008
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:13,834
That cat was fine.

1009
01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:19,550
But that was my fucking cat story of getting a cat fixed.

1010
01:10:19,670 --> 01:10:21,060
It was your pussy story.

1011
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:21,922
Yeah.

1012
01:10:21,996 --> 01:10:23,890
I mean, I don't know how dogs.

1013
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:28,474
Finn just got fixed last month.

1014
01:10:28,632 --> 01:10:29,794
Yeah, something like that.

1015
01:10:29,892 --> 01:10:33,010
What? Oh, wow.

1016
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:35,782
How old is Finn? A couple of years old.

1017
01:10:35,976 --> 01:10:38,686
Finn is a dog.

1018
01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:39,670
Oh, I know.

1019
01:10:39,780 --> 01:10:40,666
A boy.

1020
01:10:40,848 --> 01:10:41,518
I know that.

1021
01:10:41,544 --> 01:10:42,550
But I'm just curious.

1022
01:10:43,050 --> 01:10:49,750
Watching them run in the backyard with the count, like, bobbing in, like, the bottom would hit, like, the freaking ground.

1023
01:10:59,450 --> 01:10:59,994
no.

1024
01:11:00,092 --> 01:11:01,674
Is she married again? No, no.

1025
01:11:01,832 --> 01:11:02,720
God, no.

1026
01:11:04,910 --> 01:11:11,430
I figured since the statute of limitations for the store is let up what a great segue.

1027
01:11:13,370 --> 01:11:22,762
So I don't remember what site it was, but apparently when you watch certain videos, they can go on a playlist or not a playlist.

1028
01:11:22,846 --> 01:11:25,342
They'll autoplay, like, you know, YouTube.

1029
01:11:25,426 --> 01:11:29,434
YouTube will do that? Well, not a mimics.

1030
01:11:29,482 --> 01:11:35,874
It just like it will auto play, because when the video is done, it has, like, playing next.

1031
01:11:36,032 --> 01:11:36,740
Yeah.

1032
01:11:38,690 --> 01:11:41,300
So certain websites do the same thing.

1033
01:11:42,290 --> 01:11:44,190
I don't know why you load your voice.

1034
01:11:54,030 --> 01:11:57,778
Do you want a doctor? This is a fun game.

1035
01:11:57,864 --> 01:11:58,500
Yeah.

1036
01:11:59,190 --> 01:12:00,290
Red tubes.

1037
01:12:00,470 --> 01:12:01,114
One of them.

1038
01:12:01,152 --> 01:12:01,958
That's why I said YouTube.

1039
01:12:01,994 --> 01:12:05,542
And that's why yeah, that's why you said it.

1040
01:12:05,676 --> 01:12:06,518
Skin tube.

1041
01:12:06,614 --> 01:12:07,260
Yeah.

1042
01:12:11,830 --> 01:12:13,182
You go out to all their shit on porn.

1043
01:12:13,206 --> 01:12:13,494
Hubbard.

1044
01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:13,826
Yeah.

1045
01:12:13,888 --> 01:12:14,474
Okay.

1046
01:12:14,632 --> 01:12:15,830
You go somewhere else, too.

1047
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:23,900
Anyways, so one time shopliftingmilk.com.

1048
01:12:24,890 --> 01:12:28,950
What? Shopliftingmilk.

1049
01:12:29,690 --> 01:12:35,480
Okay, that's almost super specific, but 20 tentacles in me.

1050
01:12:41,430 --> 01:12:43,322
I was just looking for auditory stimuli.

1051
01:12:43,346 --> 01:12:44,950
I wasn't really looking for the visual.

1052
01:12:48,490 --> 01:12:51,462
You were just looking to something to play while you go to sleep.

1053
01:12:51,546 --> 01:12:52,046
Yeah.

1054
01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:53,020
I don't know.

1055
01:13:12,290 --> 01:13:15,440
What's the white noise? White noise? No.

1056
01:13:16,790 --> 01:13:17,658
I don't know.

1057
01:13:17,804 --> 01:13:19,040
Anyway, it doesn't matter.

1058
01:13:22,230 --> 01:13:24,370
Fuck moves.

1059
01:13:33,790 --> 01:13:34,194
brother.

1060
01:13:34,242 --> 01:13:39,880
Anybody could ask for put some steak on it.

1061
01:13:42,410 --> 01:13:44,254
Or be like, while they're fucking her sister.

1062
01:13:44,302 --> 01:13:45,238
Like damn you fuck.

1063
01:13:45,274 --> 01:13:46,520
Just like, dad do.

1064
01:13:47,210 --> 01:13:47,694
I know.

1065
01:13:47,732 --> 01:13:49,400
Mom is telling me that all the time.

1066
01:13:52,110 --> 01:14:02,314
Anyways, so, yeah, I was going for the sound, and I've gone through, like, two, maybe three videos.

1067
01:14:02,412 --> 01:14:04,918
It was like the third one, they were real short for some reason.

1068
01:14:05,064 --> 01:14:06,298
Well, thanks for clarifying that.

1069
01:14:06,324 --> 01:14:08,866
Yeah, because it wasn't like it was all the way through.

1070
01:14:08,928 --> 01:14:11,470
No, it's like, what, 30 seconds.

1071
01:14:12,570 --> 01:14:14,520
All right, well, I'm done with this video.

1072
01:14:22,630 --> 01:14:24,474
And I was like, instant regret.

1073
01:14:24,582 --> 01:14:29,090
Danger, will robin's in danger when you get hit in Mario Kart.

1074
01:14:30,310 --> 01:14:47,610
So when I was done with the list, because I had my phone down, face down, I wasn't trying to light up the room or anything, so I had the phone down, but the screen was still lit and it was still playing.

1075
01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:59,400
I think it was before you could have things playing, when the iPhones could play things in the background while your screen is off, I pick up the phone.

1076
01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:12,350
What were you watching? Or, sorry, listening to? Yeah, it was Bridget, but it wasn't Megett.

1077
01:15:29,270 --> 01:15:30,262
It's a dude playing.

1078
01:15:30,286 --> 01:15:32,130
A dude doing another dude.

1079
01:15:33,950 --> 01:15:34,278
Yeah.

1080
01:15:34,304 --> 01:15:43,598
I was like, how did I not catch that? How about I wet your whistle, Daddy? I know how to make grumpy.

1081
01:15:43,634 --> 01:15:45,130
Not so grumpy anymore.

1082
01:15:47,950 --> 01:15:54,118
I got frosted like a cake that smurf delicious.

1083
01:15:54,154 --> 01:15:57,560
I was like, let's just see how this pans out.

1084
01:15:58,790 --> 01:15:59,614
So I'm curious.

1085
01:15:59,662 --> 01:16:04,520
At what time did you wake up to hear this? Wake up.

1086
01:16:09,150 --> 01:16:12,098
You playlist? Nobody said I was asleep.

1087
01:16:12,134 --> 01:16:12,720
Yeah.

1088
01:16:14,790 --> 01:16:16,378
You just want to hear it? Yeah.

1089
01:16:16,464 --> 01:16:17,170
Damn.

1090
01:16:17,670 --> 01:16:20,386
If I don't watch it, I can't be guilty of anything.

1091
01:16:20,508 --> 01:16:23,150
Because the soothing sounds, slapping cheeks.

1092
01:16:23,270 --> 01:16:24,022
Yeah.

1093
01:16:24,216 --> 01:16:25,330
Round of applause.

1094
01:16:34,330 --> 01:16:35,126
Yeah.

1095
01:16:35,308 --> 01:16:37,660
I've been, like, five minutes deep into it.

1096
01:16:38,830 --> 01:16:39,554
Well said.

1097
01:16:39,652 --> 01:16:40,790
Nice verbiage.

1098
01:16:42,190 --> 01:16:45,050
And someone's working on their grammar.

1099
01:16:47,450 --> 01:16:49,050
Keep going for the buttons.

1100
01:16:49,670 --> 01:16:51,080
But all I have is this.

1101
01:16:54,690 --> 01:16:55,680
There we go.

1102
01:16:58,810 --> 01:17:02,618
I don't have a story exactly like that, but I do have one similar.

1103
01:17:02,704 --> 01:17:07,338
Okay, so when I was working at a restaurant, it's closed now, like, lapela here in Vancouver.

1104
01:17:07,374 --> 01:17:13,794
Lapella? Yeah, I was in the back kitchen, and there's a bathroom in the back kitchen.

1105
01:17:13,842 --> 01:17:14,522
Right.

1106
01:17:14,716 --> 01:17:15,470
Okay.

1107
01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:16,626
Employee.

1108
01:17:16,818 --> 01:17:17,702
Employee one.

1109
01:17:17,776 --> 01:17:24,042
Because they don't want us on proper folk taking nasty shits in the proper bathrooms.

1110
01:17:24,186 --> 01:17:25,442
We want to scare off the customers.

1111
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:26,140
Right.

1112
01:17:26,950 --> 01:17:33,690
So the prep table is, I would say, 3ft from the door.

1113
01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,670
Sanitary.

1114
01:17:35,050 --> 01:17:35,990
Yeah, right.

1115
01:17:36,100 --> 01:17:36,760
Very.

1116
01:17:37,510 --> 01:17:42,470
So the sushi at the time was in the bathroom, right.

1117
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:46,694
And it started we had music playing, but we heard something.

1118
01:17:46,852 --> 01:17:48,590
We heard noises going on.

1119
01:17:48,760 --> 01:17:55,314
We heard noises like, I can't remember what we're listening to, but I was like it was, like, off the beat.

1120
01:17:55,362 --> 01:17:55,646
Right.

1121
01:17:55,708 --> 01:18:00,700
So it didn't match up? Yeah, something like that.

1122
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:04,610
We stopped the music, but it stopped in the bathroom.

1123
01:18:05,290 --> 01:18:07,900
Five minutes later, old boy comes out.

1124
01:18:16,730 --> 01:18:22,794
So he comes out and we're all can I get up? It's not something you want to address, really.

1125
01:18:22,892 --> 01:18:25,650
I just want to forget what I heard and whatever was going on.

1126
01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:26,300
No.

1127
01:18:26,750 --> 01:18:38,826
When the fuck were you watching me? Like, I didn't have to ask that because he came out, and about 1520 minutes later, we were talking about something totally different.

1128
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:40,580
He's like, oh, let's pull up my phone.

1129
01:18:41,090 --> 01:18:42,330
So he's standing right here.

1130
01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:47,398
I'm right next to him like this, and he pulls his phone out and he swipes it up and hits the Internet.

1131
01:18:47,434 --> 01:18:53,754
And all of a sudden, I see big black women ass lesbians just right there.

1132
01:18:53,792 --> 01:18:56,722
Like, the venue was still playing without the music playing.

1133
01:18:56,746 --> 01:18:58,350
It's like, oh, that wasn't it, Mike.

1134
01:18:58,790 --> 01:19:01,350
But it was it wasn't dirty, boy.

1135
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:07,746
You were dirty boy, weren't you? I was talking about like oh, I do.

1136
01:19:07,928 --> 01:19:12,570
And I saw what you're talking about, man, and the fact that you get in that bathroom.

1137
01:19:14,210 --> 01:19:14,974
Fantastic.

1138
01:19:15,022 --> 01:19:16,054
Thanks for the entertainment.

1139
01:19:16,162 --> 01:19:19,830
So if you want a visual representation, just watch the movie Waiting.

1140
01:19:20,570 --> 01:19:32,286
I mean, Waiting is pretty much based on real things that have happened in restaurants, except for the goat or the bat or anything like that.

1141
01:19:32,468 --> 01:19:34,374
I've seen that movie, but I've seen the one question.

1142
01:19:34,412 --> 01:19:35,986
You never seen waiting.

1143
01:19:36,058 --> 01:19:37,170
No, I don't know.

1144
01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:42,394
We are running a podcast here, sir, about movies, and you've never seen Waiting? I've never seen Godfather.

1145
01:19:42,442 --> 01:19:47,180
So why are you giving me shit about Waiting? And not that I never do that either.

1146
01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:49,446
I've mentioned it multiple times.

1147
01:19:49,508 --> 01:19:51,440
I've not seen I've heard of okay.

1148
01:19:52,070 --> 01:20:03,298
Did I tell you guys about the whole reddit and my apple CarPlay? No, wait, he might have something played.

1149
01:20:03,454 --> 01:20:12,594
Yeah, I was, like, going through MXR mods, and I watched the video, and I was like, oh, shit, with the kids in the car.

1150
01:20:12,632 --> 01:20:16,066
And I went and plugged up my phone, and all of a sudden, it just automatically played.

1151
01:20:16,138 --> 01:20:24,866
And I'm, like, sitting there, driving down the road, and I hear and I was like, what the what the fuck? Sure, Adrian's.

1152
01:20:24,878 --> 01:20:25,958
Like I like that song.

1153
01:20:25,994 --> 01:20:26,530
Play it again.

1154
01:20:26,580 --> 01:20:31,990
Dad, what are you doing? Oh, no, I'm just pulling up a subreddit.

1155
01:20:32,970 --> 01:20:34,010
Face down alpha.

1156
01:20:34,070 --> 01:20:34,860
Come on.

1157
01:20:36,150 --> 01:20:42,240
Did you already look it up? I did, and they came up with a bunch of them and I was just like, I'm not clicking on that.

1158
01:20:45,070 --> 01:20:46,238
Search ain't working.

1159
01:20:46,384 --> 01:20:47,680
No, it is not.

1160
01:20:49,390 --> 01:20:50,118
Expand.

1161
01:20:50,214 --> 01:20:51,160
There it is.

1162
01:20:51,490 --> 01:20:52,586
Face down, ass up.

1163
01:20:52,648 --> 01:20:52,982
Yeah.

1164
01:20:53,056 --> 01:20:57,940
703k gross with your face down and ass up in the air.

1165
01:20:58,750 --> 01:20:59,570
Boom.

1166
01:21:03,650 --> 01:21:05,120
Looks like Sean's Cat.

1167
01:21:06,530 --> 01:21:20,614
She's a neat good thing, that Windows, right? So for those who cannot see inside our fucking studio, they write down they know what's going on here.

1168
01:21:20,652 --> 01:21:25,030
Well, I'm thinking with the window, the TV is on one side of the studio.

1169
01:21:28,930 --> 01:21:31,420
Somebody needs to get fixed in a different way.

1170
01:21:33,010 --> 01:21:33,758
All right.

1171
01:21:33,904 --> 01:21:38,070
I think that's been properly finished.

1172
01:21:38,250 --> 01:21:39,770
What a great segue.

1173
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:42,190
You just listen to an episode, Mike.

1174
01:22:42,310 --> 01:22:44,814
Check us out on social media at real.

1175
01:22:44,852 --> 01:22:45,358
Unfocused.

1176
01:22:45,394 --> 01:22:49,126
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, victory.

1177
01:22:49,258 --> 01:22:50,070
Twitch.

1178
01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:54,090
No, YouTube.

1179
01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:55,520
There we go.

1180
01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:56,610
I know.

1181
01:22:56,660 --> 01:22:57,440
One more.

1182
01:22:58,130 --> 01:22:59,710
All right, bye.