1 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,958 (upbeat music) 2 01:00:05,750 --> 01:00:07,541 Welcome to Sean and Megan's Date Night. 3 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:10,125 I just, 4 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:12,291 (laughs) 5 01:00:13,125 --> 01:00:14,458 yeah, that's the sign that 6 01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,208 I'm gonna say this again. 7 01:00:17,333 --> 01:00:17,375 (laughing) 8 01:00:19,125 --> 01:00:20,208 On some pain medication 9 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,250 for the next few days. 10 01:00:21,875 --> 01:00:22,375 You know what? 11 01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:26,125 We missed a huge opportunity there. 12 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:27,208 Why? 13 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:28,791 Maybe really? It would have been our 14 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:30,041 highest rated. 15 01:00:31,708 --> 01:00:32,250 Unintended. 16 01:00:33,708 --> 01:00:36,708 Because I would have been high as a kite. 17 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:37,708 Yeah, yeah. 18 01:00:37,708 --> 01:00:40,083 The 45 minute monologue for you. 19 01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:41,958 So I'm just throwing it to Megan. 20 01:00:42,375 --> 01:00:43,375 What do you think about that, Megs? 21 01:00:44,291 --> 01:00:44,875 Just, yeah. 22 01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:48,041 Legend, wait for it. 23 01:00:48,583 --> 01:00:50,416 I hope you're not lactose intolerant. 24 01:00:50,833 --> 01:00:51,000 Dairy. 25 01:00:52,583 --> 01:00:53,416 And that's it, folks. 26 01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:55,458 That's it, and we hit the high. 27 01:00:56,166 --> 01:00:56,375 Snow cones. 28 01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,000 (laughing) 29 01:00:59,500 --> 01:01:01,625 It'll be dry, but you might not be sober. 30 01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:05,458 There's nothing better than waking up 31 01:01:05,458 --> 01:01:06,750 at 2 a.m. at a gas station. 32 01:01:07,458 --> 01:01:10,166 Yeah, I got to say, I'm 33 01:01:10,166 --> 01:01:11,083 jonesing for vacation. 34 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:14,875 So I was just baking one. 35 01:01:15,625 --> 01:01:17,666 Yep, again, I'm not a doctor. 36 01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:19,541 Called Don't Don't Drag. 37 01:01:21,666 --> 01:01:22,750 What kind of short 38 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,666 story were you reading? 39 01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:25,708 Yeah, this scarred me. 40 01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:27,041 I have no idea. 41 01:01:27,458 --> 01:01:28,375 Actually, remember when 42 01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:29,166 we saw that wolf spider? 43 01:01:29,750 --> 01:01:30,125 Remember when we had-- 44 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,875 Yeah, it was like 15 years old. 45 01:01:31,875 --> 01:01:33,833 It was like, and it was probably 46 01:01:34,083 --> 01:01:35,541 my greatest parenting moment. 47 01:01:35,791 --> 01:01:36,541 You did not-- 48 01:01:36,791 --> 01:01:37,000 To date. 49 01:01:37,541 --> 01:01:39,041 You did not throw the child down. 50 01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:40,000 No. 51 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:40,958 Insurance cards and spiders. 52 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:44,291 Over the hill is no longer 40. 53 01:01:45,541 --> 01:01:47,333 Yes, yeah, I mean, my grandparents 54 01:01:47,625 --> 01:01:48,583 were living with 55 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,958 depression and World War II. 56 01:01:50,125 --> 01:01:50,833 I mean, they were the 57 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:51,791 greatest generation, right? 58 01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:52,250 The greatest generation. 59 01:01:52,416 --> 01:01:53,208 It was the greatest generation. 60 01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,500 I think those baby 61 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,541 boomers though, they're soft. 62 01:01:57,750 --> 01:01:58,500 So soft. 63 01:01:59,375 --> 01:01:59,958 Anyways, go ahead. 64 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:01,291 If you think you're 65 01:02:01,291 --> 01:02:02,958 old, you're gonna get old. 66 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:03,625 Yeah. 67 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:05,333 I always interrupt you just, 68 01:02:05,625 --> 01:02:06,833 because I think I got these one-liners. 69 01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:07,750 That was a great one-liner. 70 01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:08,791 Yeah, normal. 71 01:02:09,166 --> 01:02:10,291 Oh yeah, we never do 72 01:02:10,291 --> 01:02:11,041 anything embarrassing. 73 01:02:12,208 --> 01:02:12,500 You would-- 74 01:02:12,625 --> 01:02:14,000 I only tear down my own child. 75 01:02:14,291 --> 01:02:15,916 No, you wouldn't do that, but you would-- 76 01:02:16,208 --> 01:02:16,958 I'm just teaming. 77 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:17,541 Athletic synonymous. 78 01:02:18,208 --> 01:02:19,583 Athletic, yeah, what else would it be? 79 01:02:19,750 --> 01:02:20,041 Obviously. 80 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:22,000 That dad and mom, by the way, 81 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:22,666 they keep taking our 82 01:02:22,666 --> 01:02:24,458 partners once, just for the record. 83 01:02:24,458 --> 01:02:24,875 Do they? 84 01:02:25,500 --> 01:02:26,583 So I'm just calling him out. 85 01:02:27,666 --> 01:02:28,500 (laughs) I love you, love you. 86 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:29,750 Should we put all the seats down? 87 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:30,000 Yeah. 88 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:31,333 And roll out sleeping bags. 89 01:02:31,666 --> 01:02:31,875 Yeah. 90 01:02:32,291 --> 01:02:33,125 Greatest cross-country car. 91 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:35,541 18 hours, 55 miles an hour, 92 01:02:35,916 --> 01:02:37,750 maybe even 58 miles an hour. 93 01:02:38,250 --> 01:02:38,458 Right? 94 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,500 That's the household I grew up in. 95 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:43,791 That is his next level commitment 96 01:02:44,291 --> 01:02:45,583 to hitting your ETA. 97 01:02:46,666 --> 01:02:47,000 Snow cones. 98 01:02:48,041 --> 01:02:48,750 Yeah, I totally set 99 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:49,583 that one up way better. 100 01:02:49,875 --> 01:02:51,416 Come on, see that one was set up better. 101 01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:53,250 That one was set up really well. 102 01:02:53,666 --> 01:02:55,250 You look like you're confused though.