[instrumental music plays] The noon hour of madness and mayhem, the podcast.
It's the noon hour of madness and mayhem. I am Victor Wilt.
I am Peaches. It is Tuesday, and you know what? Yesterday afternoon, I asked the K-Bear Rock Army, "What should I name the elf?" Because I was calling it Roland,
and that, that, that's the Classy '97 elf's name.
Yeah, you, you gotta have your own name for it.
Yeah. They have Roland and Arthur, who, by the way, is hanging on the string of lights out in the lobby.
Oh.
I dunno if you saw it?
No.
'Cause I know you get here the same time as Josh and Chantel do, so-
May- maybe that's why they were going in and out of this door, like, repeatedly-
Oh, yeah, yeah
... this morning. Over and over and over again, I was like, "What are you guys doing?"
Josh had to get a ladder to get up that, you know, about six feet in the air-
All right, so-
... like, 'cause he's that small.
That explains it.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so-
And, yeah, Roland and Arthur are tra- uh, like, trapezing? Is that the word?
Uh, I haven't seen it, so it-
They're doing a trapeze act in the middle of the lobby.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm glad that those guys have time to monkey around in the morning.
Josh is an animal.
He is.
He, he does a lot of stuff.
He, he truly is. Guy needs to learn to relax a little bit. But, what you got for some names?
Well, there's about 60-something comments on this post. I, I, I did like, uh, Gavin's comment about naming the, the elf Maynard.
Maynard-
Yeah
... is a decent name.
Um, there's some silly ones like Wilbur.
Wilbur?
Uh-
Wilbur!
... Jingles, because of the elf, uh, the- the- the- 'cause of the bell on the hat, I mean.
Mm-hmm.
And then someone just said Cream, because of Peaches & Cream.
Oh, Peaches and Cream.
Yeah.
Okay. I was like, uh, "I don't get it." But yeah.
Yeah. Uh, Victor Jr., there's that one.
I, I thought that Ozzy was a good one.
Yeah.
You know? Uh,
you got him in the year of the great passing of Ozzy. And I, I don't know, Ozzy seems like an elf name, kinda like Wilbur. Wilbur!
[laughs] All right, yeah, Wilbur always sounds like a fat, old guy. Like Wilford Brimley.
Yeah.
That's, that's definitely a fat, old guy. [laughs] Diabetes.
[laughs] So, have you decided what you're gonna officially name it then?
I, I, I can't... I- I don't know. Ozzy doesn't sound right to me.
Okay. Well, you need to put up a poll, maybe. Uh, you know, go with the, some of the ones that have the most likes, put up a poll, and get people to vote or you just gotta pick it. You know? 'Cause you know how it is, if you tell somebody, like, "Hey, you know, what do you think I should do?" And then you, say, didn't ask their questions or something like that-
[laughs]
... they might [laughs] might lose their minds. If you make them think they have actual input but they, uh, don't. Yeah. So, I, I don't know. I, I couldn't come up with a good suggestion of what to call it, so. There, there was already so many, I was like, "Uh, I don't know."
Yeah. I mean-
Let me think-
... the Pee-wee Herman vibes, I'd call it Herman, that's what, uh, Amber wrote.
Or just Pee-wee. What's wrong with Pee-wee? That's a pretty good name.
Eh.
It looks like a pee-wee. It's weird lookin'. Look at its face.
I, I went to the, uh, Ross in Rexburg yesterday, and I ran right to the Christmas decor to see if they had an extra one for you.
Yeah?
But no, fortunately not.
I meant to go by the one here, but I just haven't had any time. Was chasing crickets.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah. So.
That'd be a fun house to go to. You see a creepy elf on the shelf, you see crickets just running around everywhere too.
Yeah, exactly. My house is full of bugs.
Like, gecko on the loose. You know?
Exa- yeah. Yeah. It, it's just a zoo over there.
There's like five cats, some random kids that nobody knows why they're there.
Pretty much.
Becca's there. Yeah. [laughs]
Pretty much. It's, it's chaos, man. That's my life now. Just bugs, animals, children.
I'm glad I'm by myself.
Yeah. [laughs] For now, Peaches. Just you wait. The day will come when you're papa Peach.
[laughs]
It'll just happen before you know it. Unexpected.
That, that happens, but we're not gonna have any pets, that's for sure.
Ah, that's what you say now.
No, trust me. I'm laying down the law. Even Aubrey doesn't like pets, and so both of us are gonna be like, "No. Sorry, kid. No dog for you."
Oh, it's, it's kinda hard to say no when the kid's like, "Please, Dad, I want a puppy!"
I'll, I'll, I'll say what I was told my entire life, "Wait till you're 18, then you can do your own thing."
[laughs]
"But you can't bring that stupid dog in the house, otherwise you'll be leaving with a taxidermy dog."
[instrumental music plays] All right, Peaches, I just read a post that kinda made me chuckle. [laughs] So-
What was the most annoying sound in the world when you're trying to sleep? That one?
Oh, I talked about that earlier, and it... that one did not make me chuckle. It made me mad because the very top answer was something I deal with. Cats going [imitates vomiting], and then you jump up outta bed, "No, don't throw up!"
Oh, so y-
And then they vomit everywhere.
Now the top answer is the battery dying on the smoke detector, but this one really irritates me, thumping bass from loud music outside.
See, I was saying I can sleep through that.
I can't.
You can't sleep through that?
They get that one guy that has the stupid car out front and [imitates bass], and then he just sits there. Like, does he just drive down every road in Idaho Falls? Is that what happens with people with these types of cars? They just go down every road and go as slow as they can-
I just-
... to really just annoy everybody?
I just know people with those kinda stereos, and I give them your address.
[laughs] Oh, sure.
And I'm like, "Will you go park outside Peaches' house?"
Yeah. All right, I'll give those people that have white shirts and black ties your address and-
[laughs]
... [laughs] say, "R- ring the doorbell and don't give up." [laughs]
Uh, hey, I, I, I talk to everyone who comes to my door.
Sure. [laughs]
You know? I, I thoroughly enjoy it, you know? Uh, don't come to my door, anybody, please. I don't like when people knock on my door unexpectedly. It's like, "Why, why is there somebody here?"
Yeah, yeah same here.
"Who is it? Why?" You know, it's kinda like when my phone rings, 'cause we talk all day, I'm like, "Who's calling me? Why don't they text me? Ahh!"
[laughs]
Um, yeah, I w-
What was the post that made you chuckle?
Uh, this guy, he's been dating a woman, uh-
Okay. [laughs]
... for about six months.
[laughs]
Says she's fun to hang out with and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, she ha-
But she collects toenails.
Uh, no, no. So, he gets there to, uh, hang out and have dinner with her and her kids, and it's the first time he's met her kids. Um, he introduces himself and his name is Sebastian. And, uh, he says he's French-Canadian, so he says it in the French way. I don't know that- what that would sound like.
[laughs]
Do you, do you have any w- uh, attempt at saying Sebastian in a French way?
[laughing] No.
Me, me either. So he tells them they can call him Sebastian or Seb if they like. Okay, so it's an eight, or sorry, it's a 10 and 12-year-old girl, and they both start laughing and they say, "Sebastian?"
Let's see.
"What a stupid name."
I got it right here.
Okay. Sebastien. Sebastien. Sebastien. Sebastien. [laughs]
[laughing] Sebastien.
So he introduces himself to a 10 and 12-year-old girl. [laughing]
Yeah, I would kick someone if I was int- if he just randomly walked up to me and was like, "I'm Sebastien."
Sebastien.
Get out of my [laughing], get out of here.
[laughing] And so these are, like, you know, okay, 10 and 12-year-old kids, and they start laughing, and they're like, "What a stupid name." Sebastien. Sebastien. [laughing]
[laughing] I'm Inspector Jacques Clouseau, or whatever the, whatever it is.
And you're like, "It's French. I'm French-Canadian," and they start laughing even harder. So he, you know, hangs out for, like, 15 minutes and then makes an excuse and leaves, and now he's asking if he's a jerk because he left, 'cause his, uh, girlfriend is, uh, you know, making fun of him now too. Like, dude,
just some kids laughing at your name.
Yeah, poor-
You know? Sebastien. [laughing] Sebastien. [laughing] Oh.
My name's Sebastien.
Sebastien. [laughing]
Can I get a table for four?
[laughing]
[laughing] Oh.
You know what? We gotta get an interview with Sebastien Bach and just call him by that.
"Hello, this is Sebastien Bach." [laughing] Like, dude, if you're gonna call yourself that, somebody's gonna laugh. I mean, if I met somebody and they said, you know, "Hey, what's up?" "I'm Sebastien."
Sebastien. [laughing] "I'm Sebastien," [laughing] I would laugh too.
It's like that one guy that his name's Paul, but he's like, "But I'm Paoul."
"I am Paoul." [laughing]
[laughing]
So he's been, like, ignoring her messages and things like that, and he's really up- upset about this. [laughing] And-
Aren't French-Canadians supposed to be, like, very forgiving and very just apologetic?
I don't, I don't know what, uh, they're supposed to be like. I don't know a lot about French-Canadians, but, um,
I guess reading through the comments on Reddit, people are on this guy's side. They're saying that she's, like, psycho because she's, you know-
She's psycho because her kids laughed at his dumb name?
Well, but she- she's calling him names and stuff now too, you know, saying like she's, you know, "We should break up. You'd be a terrible stepdad. You're kinda weak."
What?
You know, "You're kinda weak," and, but he, to have a 10 and 12-year-old laugh at your name and leave and be upset about it, to me, that is kinda weak. Kids are going to laugh. You should see, hear what my kids say to me. They're brutal to me all the time. You know, you gotta be able to deal with these kinda things. People are gonna laugh at you sometimes. You know, I mean, your- your last name, Peach, I'm s- sure, you know, somebody made fun of that at some point.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
No, actually, no, you know, it's funny, when I was a kid, there was a lot of, uh, girls who'd be like, "I would love that last name."
Oh.
So. [laughing]
So you, oh, the ladies were like, "All right."
When I was playing baseball as, like, a, th- uh, you know, when I was, like, 13, I had Peach on the back of my jersey.
Yeah.
And there was a few girls like, "I love that last name. I want it."
Yeah, I don't know if anyone ever made fun of my name. Well, there was a recent podcast that- that made fun of my fake name, you know? It was pretty weak, but, uh, I didn't cry about it. You know, you- you can guess what it was.
Uh, yeah, but I'm just thinking, like-
I was just like, "Really?"
Making fun of your fake name?
Yeah. Making fun of my fake name, and, I mean, I didn't cry about it.
Can I comment back on this podcast?
Nah, they're... Nobody listens to it.
Well, 'cause I really wanna just, like-
It's like a- it's like a no name.
-- leave a- a terrible review and just- [laughing]
[laughing]
... go off, but I have to go under a pseudonym because knowing the hosts, they'd probably be like, you know, reporting to Jade, "He hurt my feelings because my name is..." Oh, I lost it, no.
"I'm being bullied. My name is Sebastien."
"Sebastien."
"And they bullied me because of my name." [laughing]
[laughing]
Get over it, Sebastien. [instrumental music playing] So Peaches, how- how many alarms do you set for the morning when, you know, you need to get up and get going for the day?
Just one.
I- I wake up and I'm- I'm anxious to get here on time and all of that, and-
Mm-hmm
... yeah, so I just get up right away.
So you get up right when the alarm goes off? No snooze, no nothing?
No, uh, well, this morning I did that. Uh, for some reason I do this thing where I wake myself up at 7:30, and then if I'm really tired, I'll fall back asleep for 10 more minutes and wake up at 7:40, like that would make a difference.
Yeah, yeah, that extra 10 minutes.
It never does. It just makes me extra anxious 'cause all of a sudden it's 7:42 and I need to be out the door.
Like, "Oh, I gotta leave, oh geez."
And I don't have any clothes ready so I have to dig through the, you know, the- the hamper and be like, "All right."
Mm-hmm. Yeah, somebody posted on Reddit [laughing] that they got really mad at their, uh, significant other because they do exactly what I do. They have multiple alarms on their phone, and half the time they'll sleep through them or just hit snooze repeatedly. So she finally snapped at him after he [laughing] slept through, like, three alarms, and was like, "This has to stop."
I don't understand people who can do that.
Dude-
Who can sleep through multiple alarms. I- I- I'm awake like... If somebody- if a mouse moves in my room, I'm awake.
I'm a heavy sleeper, man. I can s- like we talked about, the bass thumping noises, I mean, I can sleep through that no problem.
I need to have ultra quiet, ultra dark everything.
Yeah, I can sleep with the TV on. I can sleep with the lights on.
I threw a fit when I was, uh, at a sleepover as a kid with my, uh, with another guy named Matt, and he, uh, was like, "Do you mind if we listen to music?" And I was like, "No, please."
[laughing]
"Please, no. Turn it off."
[laughing] Uh, yeah, I'm- I'm glad Becca sleeps really heavy too, because there have been a few days recently where I hit snooze so many times and I'm, you know, later on like, "I'm so sorry that I hit snooze that many times. I'm sure it was extremely irritating." She's like-[laughs] I didn't notice. [laughs]
[laughs]
So, I've got alarms that get progressively more annoying and louder. The first one's pretty mellow, usually I sleep through it. Second one, little bit more annoying, and the third one is just awful. It's like the worst sound in the world.
I used to wake myself-
And that'll wake me up
... up to my ex-girlfriend's favorite song, so I'd wake up mad. [laughs]
[laughs] Oh, oh that's a great way to start the day, Peaches.
So I'd get myself going, 'cause I, at the time, I was interning for iHeart, and my, my alarm was set for 3:30 in the morning.
Ugh.
And I had to drive from Seal Beach to Burbank.
Ugh.
And so I'd be always be like the first one there [laughs] because I was just waiting to be like, "I'm mad, let's go."
[laughs]
[laughs] It was, uh, Ghosts On The Dance Floor from Blink-182.
Okay, okay, that was her favorite, huh?
So now every time I hear the chorus I'm just like, "I need to wake up." You know?
[laughs] It's time to get going.
You know, it gives you like that, uh-
I'm ready for the day
... what's that effect? The, uh, what's that guy that used to mess with dogs? Pavlov.
Pavlov.
Yeah.
It gives you like that effect where it's just like, the bell, the bell rings.
Okay, maybe I need to figure out some song that really, really bothers me and set that as my alarm, and maybe I'll wake up with the first one.
You're beautiful.
Ah.
You're beautiful.
Help!
[laughs]
Get me out of bed! No!
[laughs]
Just running to the shower. [laughs]
[laughs]
[music]
I don't know how I missed this, Peaches, but it went down Saturday, I guess, the trade anything day at GameStop.
Yeah. Someone, uh, turned in a taxidermy bobcat.
[laughs] That's what I was looking at a picture of. [laughs]
I did see recently, there was the highest trade-in deal ever. It was a PSA 10 Pokemon card. I forgot exactly which one.
Mm-hmm.
But GameStop bought it for $30,000.
Wow.
And I was thinking, "They don't have that in the register. They don't have that in the store." What did they give ... Like, did they make him go to the GameStop like headquarters? Do them ... Like, 'cause I know when you win like the lottery, you gotta go to, to a specific office.
Yeah.
And then they give you a giant check, and then what, what does the bank do in that situation? Like if you win $914 million, like you're the big lottery winner.
Yeah, I don't know how that works.
Where do you go? [laughs]
Yeah. Um, 'cause, you know, a lot of banks, I would assume they don't ... Y- y- you couldn't like say, "Give me the cash." [laughs] You know?
Right.
And just fill up a truck. Um, I don't know what, what you do when you're dealing with those kind of amounts of money, 'cause obviously I am nowhere ... anywhere [laughs] near that when it comes to, uh, my sad bank account. But, um, yeah, what, what kind of value did they give this guy for, say, a bobcat? I'm, I'm not seeing that information here. 'Cause it, it ... Was, was it just a trade in for credit for the store, or were they giving people straight up cash?
I think they were just giving people store credit.
Okay.
I mean, trade anything day was m- ... I, I walked by GameStop in the Idaho Falls Mall. What a dump. Like, it, it's-
[laughs]
Like, it, it ... Uh, GameStop has turned into Junk Stop. There's these different sweaters and there's not too many Funkos anymore because Funko's kind of going downhill.
Yeah.
There's no video games whatsoever.
There's hardly ... Yeah, the video game selection's-
There's-
... really light.
There are these like plushies. Like you can get a Blastoise plushie.
Yeah, GameStop, you know, they had that, uh,
that big kinda wave of, uh, excitement when there was the whole, um-
Buy their stock
... buy their stock thing going on, but then it did seem like things have, uh, gotten to be kind of sad in there with the selection. Um-
Well physical media-
Hot Topic's the same, dude. I w-
Oh, yeah
... I went in there and, um, I d- maybe they had some better deals going on during the actual Black Friday, but I was at the mall yesterday and, um, you know, T-shirt selection was decent and things, but, uh, just not fantastic deals. You know, I ended up, uh, as usual at the clearance section [laughs] of Spencer's, you know, digging through that to try to find something cool. But I don't know, man, it, it just seems like ... I mean, Hot Topic back in the day was awesome. It was awesome.
Yeah. I remember be- I, I remember being scared of it when I was a kid.
Yeah?
Because it looked like an evil, evil store where they would keep like Halloween masks and like horror figures and stuff.
Yeah. Oh, Lord.
And I wouldn't step foot in there.
Yeah, n-
But I should have because I'm into those bands that they probably had on display [laughs] in there.
Oh, yeah. Uh, n- uh, they still have, you know, a pretty good selection of band shirts, but now it's, it's definitely more expanded into the pop culture realm. You walk in, Stranger Things stuff all over the place and you know-
K-pop demon hunters.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Anime T-shirts and things like that.
The whole anime craze really killed Hot Topic, I feel like.
Yeah. And I mean, I guess I get it, you gotta m- you gotta make some money, but ... I mean, even walking into Spencer's, their, uh, selection this time of year was disappointing to me 'cause they had a billion ugly sweaters instead of, uh, you know, where they'd usually have some cool T-shirts and stuff. I'm like, "I get it, it's Christmas time, ugly sweater is a thing," but
I don't know, I'm just ... I, I ain't gonna drop that kind of money on something I'm gonna wear once a year as a goof.
I know Spencer's, uh, what's it called? They, they went viral recently because of their shirts, their shirt selection. I don't know when you go to like the middle of the store and you see those rotating racks.
Yeah.
And they have the, the most obscene phrases you've ever read.
Oh, I saw some wild ones in there yesterday.
That's what people were-
[laughs]
... sharing online, like, "Who on earth wears this?"
[laughs] I know. [laughs] I w- I was laughing. I was trying to shop for shirts for my, uh, kids.
Oh, you'd get 'em one of those?
I'm like, "W- jeez."
[laughs]
Yeah, that would be, um, inappropriate. [laughs]
I remember back in the day, my dad's like, "Spencer's is a prank store. Let's go in there and check out all the cool prank stuff." And then as soon as we walk in, there's just, you know, what you see typically in Spencer's-
Mm-hmm
... and h- he went, "Yikes."
[laughs]
He pushed me out of there so fast. [laughs]
[laughs] Yeah, it's, it's a fun s- it's a fun store for sure, but, uh, I, I didn't last very long at the mall. I, I'm, I'm getting to be a real old curmudgeon and I'm like, "I don't wanna be around these people."
The, the mall's cool, but it's way overpriced in most places. Have you ever been to that store BoxLunch?
Uh, the kids went in there yesterday, but, uh, I, I did not.
It's all pop culture stuff-
Yeah
... but you can buy like a mini backpack for $80.
Geez.
The Funkos are like 15. You get the, the shirts are like 40. It's ridiculous.
Yeah. Actually, I, I popped into the very-... first area of the store, and the kids were looking at some kind of collectible things in these locked glass cases. They were like, you know, little, uh, anime figures or something, and they're like, "Oh my gosh, that one's worth so much money." And collectible items have gotten to be real weird, you know?
At what age do you go, "Should I get rid of these?"
That's a good question.
Like those anime figures.
Because you never know if they're gonna hold value. Like back in the day, Beanie Babies were worth a ton of money, but now, you know, most of them aren't worth anything.
Well, those Funko Pops, those were a huge thing for a while.
Yeah.
And then now they've gone like way down in value. The company's about to go out. I mean, with the company going out, it might go up, back up in value, who knows?
But that's the thing, you give it 40 years and they could be something crazy.
Yeah-
You know?
... Benjamin the Advocate is just sitting on a fortune.
He... Yeah, he could be. I, I would just hang on to stuff, just in case.
Well, I know my... I miss my old GameCube, and I've, I've so badly wanted to get an- a Nintendo GameCube again. 'Cause I tried downloading the emulator onto my computer. I just can't do it.
Can't do it, huh?
No, I ca- I can't figure the whole thing out. I had it installed, I ha- I... You have to do these dif- weird things, and I'm like, "I don't wanna go through all this trouble of installing things, and I don't know if I'm installing the correct thing, and... "
Ah, yeah.
It's too much, and I'd m- I'd much rather just have the GameCube that you can just plug into the TV and play it that way, the old-fashioned way.
Why don't you just buy a, a Wii? 'Cause you can play GameCube games on it and use a GameCube controller.
I guess, yeah. I guess Wiis are also hard to find, maybe. I don't know.
I don't... Yeah, I haven't shopped for one in a while, but I, I, I bet they're easier to find than a GameCube, 'cause wasn't the Wii like the best-selling game system of all time?
I think.
May- if not that, PlayStation 2? One, one of the two.
I think it's the PlayStation 2.
Yeah, so there, there's gotta be a lot of them out there. And the Wiis, they, they seem to last a long time. PS2s, I remember mine crapped out on me, you know?
Well, I just tried, uh, loading in a disc to my Series X. Di- di- still doesn't work, so I had to get my Xbox One back out, and I had to plug that into the TV as well to work as a glorified DVD player.
Geez. Yeah, those, those newer Xboxes, man.
Well, and didn't they like brick them out from being able to be... Uh, for you to use other brands-
Yes
... peripherals and things?
Yeah, I, I can tell that Microsoft is going down, down-
Yeah
... down the drain with, uh... How many people are gonna be switching over to PC gaming? Kind of like what I just did, because, you know, my parents got me that PC recently, which was awesome.
Yeah.
And so I've just been gaming on that. The last time I turned on my Xbox was just, was to simply turn on, uh, a movie for me and Aubrey to watch.
Yeah, just the world's most expensive streaming device. [laughs]
Yeah, that's all that it is.
Use it for Netflix. [laughs]
Yeah.
Yeah, that sucks, dude. Ah. Well, um, I don't even remember how, what we began with on the-
GameStop-
Oh, it was GameStop trade-in day-
Trade... Yeah
... in the mall. Okay.
When we just started crapping on GameStop and Spencer's and-
Yeah
... BoxLunch and all those places. I mean, the mall used to be a great time to, a great place to go. Now the malls are very sad, and it makes me upset, 'cause I like the mall. I like the variety of stores.
Ours was, our, ours is pretty good in Idaho Falls.
The Idaho Falls one's popping. I can't wait to see what the Pocatello one turns into. But the old one I used to go to in Westminster Mall back in California, everybody's posting about how it's so nostalgic to walk in there and just see what you used to go to. Like, you know, all those different stores. But now it's just a, you know, a building that's gonna be torn down and turned into apartments.
Well, Pocatello-
Awful
... they tore down the mall.
Yeah, but they're gonna turn that into like an outdoor shopping thing, I thought, and there's gonna be like a-
Oh
... Target there and all of that stuff.
Okay. I, I didn't read up on, uh, what they were gonna do. I just saw that they tore down the Pine Ridge Mall, and, uh, that was, you know, my go-to stop as a teenager. You know, go to Aladdin's Castle, play some video games.
I re- I r-
It was a good place. Get a corn dog.
I remember the few times I walked in there towards the later part of the, of its, uh, life, you know, [laughs] the Pine Ridge Mall. I remember walking in there and there was that Nerf dart arena store thing, and there was the one worker in there shooting Nerf darts, and then sadly, like, looking down like Eeyore-
[laughs]
... walking towards the darts and picking them up.
Oh, no.
And it was just him by himself in there, 'cause nobody was in that mall. It was like me and another customer, and that was it.
Yeah, the last time I went there, it was pretty much a ghost town.
Yeah.
So. Well, cool. Hopefully they're gonna build something awesome and, uh, revitalize that area a little bit.
Yeah, they need to add more, more stuff, more variety to the area, like we talked about yesterday.
That's right. Bring in more business. [clears throat] Sorry, Peaches, I had something stuck in my throat. [clears throat]
That's okay.
Like the, the cat vomit sound.
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