All right, Victor. You wanna, you wanna fight someone?
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
This, uh, guy in Idaho says he wants to fight.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Just anyone?
Just anybody. It says, "Fight me please. Idaho man asks internet for someone to fight him."
Okay. Let me go to my Google News here.
He lives in Caldwell, I think. No, he works out in Caldwell. I don't know. I think he's a jujitsu guy, so...
Okay.
I don't know. Maybe you should get Lieutenant Crane to fight him.
[laughs] Yeah. I'll fight anybody. What's this guy's name here? All right, he, uh... I mean, I, I can't really see anything but his face, so I don't know if he... I mean, he looks like a bigger dude, but I can't tell, you know, how he's built. I think I could take him, Peaches. Looks like a lotta people online are saying they'll fight him. No? [laughs] Would you fight him, Peaches? [laughs]
No.
Why not?
'Cause I have no hatred towards the guy.
Well, he just wants to fight for fun, it sounds like. No, no hate needed. He just wants to fight. So did he post this on, uh, TikTok? He... Okay, this image says, "Day 39." He's been trying for, like, over a month to get someone to fight him.
He looks like a big Samoan dude.
Yeah.
He looks like he's gonna tear somebody apart.
I mean, he could be pretty big. Um-
Yeah, he definitely is. I can tell by the, uh, the way that he looks inside the car he's driving 'cause I'm watching the video with no audio on it 'cause I'm afraid he- he's cussing during it.
He's probably cussing.
But the way that his head is almost hitting the roof like mine, he seems like a taller dude.
I'm trying to f- okay, there's the video. Yeah, it looks like he could be, could be cussing. He does look big-
Yeah. [laughs]
... now that I'm seeing him move in the video. [laughs]
[laughs]
And I'd still take... He... Geez, he put his address of where he's going to be and at what time. [laughs]
He put two different addresses.
[laughs] Yeah.
One in Caldwell and one in Middleton.
Yeah. Here's where I am every day, and here's the times [laughs] I'm ready to fight people.
You're gonna get somebody, some deranged lunatic to show up and-
Oh, yeah
... I don't know-
Dude
... do they have a knife on them or something?
Yeah, somebody's gonna show up to fight him. I mean, if somebody from East Idaho wants to, I guess his, uh, TikTok username is fightme_pls. [laughs] Fight me please. [laughs]
Oh, this is Muay Thai and this is sparring, so I think he's just wanting someone to, like, casually spar with.
Oh, not like a fistfight, huh? Well, Lieutenant Crane is pretty confident in his jujitsu abilities, so...
And I can tell you, the last time I intentionally, like, bumped into Lieutenant Crane, he didn't move.
No, he- he's-
He, he's made out of stone.
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't mess with him.
No.
No way.
No.
Well, maybe we should, uh... When he gets in on Friday, try to help me remember to bring this up that we wanna see Lieutenant Crane go fight this guy.
I'll put it on a notepad here.
Yeah, yeah, put it on a notepad 'cause you know me. I forget things. I mean, I had a great break I was gonna do on the morning show today that I forgot to do, but it would have taken some, uh, preparation or I'd say let's do it now. Uh, well, I wanted to talk about emo reggae music but we'll, uh-
Oh, gross.
[laughs] It, it was, uh, it's surprise emo reggae. I, I didn't know there was sad reggae music, but they disguise it as happy sounding. But anyway, that would be a good soundtrack for fighting this guy, I think. Um-
I like how you said his username was literally fightme_pls. You mean please for short?
Yeah, fightme_pls. Fight me please. That's his name. You can find him on TikTok. He does look kinda big, but-
He, he looks like a big Samoan dude. I can see the name. He kinda has that, uh... I, I don't even wanna try to say his name 'cause I, I know I'll butcher it.
Yeah. Yeah, I-
But, uh, he looks-
... can't say that either
... he looks friendly though.
Yeah, I mean he doesn't look unfriendly, no. No, he just looks like one of those guys that he could probably fight.
For me to wanna fight someone, I feel like I would, I, I need to have that hatred towards them.
I'd have to-
I'd have to have the, those, that bad blood with them.
Yeah, you'd have to have that or be actually threatened, you know? And you need to, you know, protect yourself. That's really the only good time to get in a fight. Either in a, in a sanctioned thing like a cage match, or if you have to protect yourself. You know there's idiots that will go out and just start fights?
And those are the ones who have never, ever, ever been in a fight before. Like a legitimate... Or they've never gotten their butt kicked by someone who can just take them down within an instant, like this guy.
Oh yeah. Like-
This guy's, I think, just looking for someone to spar and-
Yeah
... he's gonna humble everybody [laughs].
And it's funny. I've seen a lotta, like, uh, little dudes that are getting messed with, like, at the bar or something. Like, say Lieutenant Crane was at the bar and some guy just started messing with him. He'd have no idea who he's messing with. You never know. Somebody could just beat the crap out of you. Or there's crazy people out there. You try to start a fight with somebody, they might stab you or shoot you.
I know there's, uh, UFC fighters that play video games online quite a lot-
[laughs]
... and I can only imagine trying to talk trash to them. And they're like, "Okay, come meet me," [laughs] then they come fight you.
"Meet me in Middleton between these hours at this address." [laughs]
[laughs] You know, Victor, on that previous break, uh, I was looking at an article from a Boise, Boise area radio station.
Yeah, I think that was... They... The article I pulled up was at, uh, KISS FM.
Uh, mine was WOW Country.
Oh. Well, they all... It's probably Town Square stations?
I think it's iHeart.
Is it?
Yeah, I think the one I'm looking at might be iHeart because they all post the same thing. They all have the same look to them.
Yeah, that's usually what Town Square does too. It would suck to work there.
But-
M- most of your job is writing articles for the website.
Oh yeah, yeah. No, I was scrolling down and I completely forgot to talk about this with you. Um, I saw this last week. There's that Boise man that went viral for, uh, going number one in public.
Uh, yes.
And now there's a Pocatello guy doing-
What?
... the same thing.
Pokey, dude.
And I followed him on our TikTok, by the way-
[laughs]
... a couple days ago, so you can watch it.
Is this that new TikTok trend I talked about this morning?
The Pocatello, uh... I, I can't say the rest of his username.
I mean, there are people, I guess, doing this all over the place. Like, you know... Um, the article I saw was a TikTok trend. Sorry, I'm eating a Nutty Buddy cream pie here 'cause it's good. Um-But people with just, like, go into a public bathroom and just, like, pee on the counter, you know?
No, this, this guy is going to just, like, Boise s- hot spots. I don't know.
And he's a Pocatello dude?
Y- no... Yeah, there's a Boise guy doing it. There's also a Pocatello guy doing the exact same thing, is what I'm trying to say.
Yeah, okay, okay. And he-
Like, the Boise guy just went to, um, right by the Extra Mile Arena and started going outside.
Hmm.
Then there was also another time where he went by [laughs] a playground which... But I mean-
W- what are these-
... there's kids that, that play at that thing. You can't...
Yeah, aren't, aren't these people getting arrested?
W- you could.
I mean, if you... That's like public indecency. You end up on a list.
Well, there's a whole... Th- the comments are going crazy. They said, "Can you do a house request in Nampa?"
[laughs]
"Uh, please don't do the Boise River. Respect the river. Do you do requests?"
[laughs]
And someone... The other guy said, "Where should I go next?" And someone else wrote, "Quinn's Pond." I don't know what that is.
Quinn's Po- I don't know what that is either. Huh. I mean, I, I could surely dig up a few addresses, um, but I don't wanna be the guy to go post them in the comments [laughs]-
[laughs]
... for the Pocatello guy. Like, "Hey, you wanna drive to Idaho Falls?"
[laughs]
You know a few places.
Or if you know somebody in Pocatello that deserves a good, uh, surprise visit.
Yeah. Um, there's people in every town that deserve a surprise visit. So, you know... That's pretty brave though. You're gonna go to jail, dude. I mean, if you're wh- you know, whipping it out in public, [laughs] you're gonna go to jail. [laughs]
The noon hour of madness and mayhem. Victor, I talked about this yesterday in r/HorrorLit.
HorrorLit. I follow that subreddit.
Somebody was asking for books that could genuinely, uh, scar them.
[laughs] The Girl Next Door.
B- books that would severely mess them up.
[laughs]
And I, and I talked about that one on the air. But I'm like, "You know what? I need to bring this up to Victor on the noon hour here."
Yeah.
And see what el- see what else you think, or-
Um, you know, that's always the standout book to me that I don't recommend people read it, even though it's a masterpiece. Like earlier on, uh, the morning show, there was a list of movies that were like, uh, 10 outta 10 but you'd never watch 'em again. And you know, like Requiem for a Dream came up and s- some other things. That's what like The Girl Next Door is. It's a 10 out of 10 book. I don't think I'd ever be able to read it again. And I wouldn't recommend people read it 'cause it, it messes with you. I mean, I think I was depressed for like two days after reading that.
Well apparently, there's a whole other subreddit called, called r/ExtremeHorrorLit.
I follow that one too. [laughs]
I figured you would. Uh, and I completely forgot about this book. They were talking about that one, A Child Called It, which I actually read way back in the day. It's about a severe abuse case.
Okay. Th- that's like The Girl Next Door then.
Oh, th- this is like a legitimate, like, real, like-
The Girl Next Door is based on a true story too.
Oh, is it?
It's just written in a novelized format.
Oh, this is the person that got abused writing about their experiences.
Oh, okay. Even worse.
Yeah.
Okay. So it's, it's not a novel. It's like a, a memoir.
Yeah, I think, I, I think at least.
Oh.
A Child Called It. It might-
Mm
... I might just be, uh, lying here.
Yeah, I don't remember. I don't know if I've heard of that book. Now, back to the first post you were looking at, if you still have it up. What are some of the other books they were talking about? Books that will scar you.
I was trying to find it, but I did find other similar posts made.
Ah, okay.
But I do see like, uh, Dead Inside from Chandler Morrison.
Okay.
I see The Exorcist.
Okay. I mean, I read The Exor-
The Girl Next Door. [laughs]
Yeah. [laughs]
I see that one on the list here.
I read The Exorcist a long, long time ago so I don't really remember it.
Uh, The, The Slob. There's that one.
The Slob. Yeah, Jack Ketchum has a few books that, uh, are, are pretty, uh, bothersome, like cover, red. They're just sad.
Have you, have you read Cormac McCarthy?
Uh, I have a lot of his books.
There's The Road suggested in this list.
The Road. That's, like, at the top of my list of books that, that, uh, I want to read. But I know it's gonna mess me up, so I haven't got around [laughs] to reading it. I think-
The Painted Bird.
The Painted Bird?
Yeah.
I never heard of that one.
Hog by Samuel Delany. I think it's awful.
I don't know. See, this is all new to me. Yeah. I mean, I call myself a horror fan but, uh, it... You know, I'm, I'm not like super extensive on my, you know, library of authors, you know. I got every Jack Ketchum book, I think. But-
I'm, I'm trying to find that specific post that I mentioned because I, I saw-
Ah
... it there yesterday. And I was like, "This might be worth talking about."
Yeah, I just... I can never think of anything worse than The Girl Next Door as far as books that just messed me up, you know. It's just so bleak, so disturbing and so awful and sad. Like-
Well, somebody said like, "I watched Requiem for a Dream and now I need some messed up books-"
Oh [laughs]
"... to go along with that movie." That's what the post... I forgot that's what the post mentioned in the very beginning of it.
Well, and the guy who wrote W- Requiem for a Dream, I can't remember his name, but I just bought one of his books at the, uh, thrift store. And his stuff's supposed to be real dark. Um, I mean, Requiem-
What's wrong with these people?
Some peop- yeah, b- he lived a rough life, Peaches, you know? Like some of them country guys sing about, you know [laughs]?
Oh, yeah. O- okay, sure.
Wrapping up the noon hour of madness and mayhem, I am Peaches.
I am Victor Wilt.
You know the online thing that's really annoying me as of late?
Oh [laughs].
Is when somebody drops like a "truth bomb" and then they go, "Let that sink in."
[laughs] Especially when a lotta times there's no truth in anything they're saying.
No.
Yeah. If you see a truth bomb, most of the time the person is just spouting off an opinion, not necessarily the truth.
"I think Victor smells. Let that sink in." [laughs]
Let that smell sink in. [laughs] Uh, good job, uh, getting Jade earlier, by the way, Peaches.
With what?
Remember? Uh-
Oh.
A, a different kinda bomb. [laughs]
Yeah, that's right. Well, I didn't necessarily get him. I just was letting them rip in the cannonball studio. And then he just so happened to be like, "Hey, you wanna have that meeting now?" [laughs] And then someone, "Oh, okay."
Yeah, no. It seems like, uh...... lately, for whatever reason, right before 8:00, when everyone comes to the building. That's when [laughs] it all builds up. I'm like, "Oh, I hope Peaches doesn't walk straight into the studio today."
[laughs]
That's okay.
It's okay?
I've let- I've let some rip talking to you in the hallway there and, uh-
Oh, yeah.
Happens right by the Z103 studio. And I feel bad 'cause poor Katie probably thinks it's you when 'cause I leave.
[laughs] What, like, they just carry all the way over from my office?
Sure.
That'd have to be a toxic bomb, like the one I read about, uh, in the Nine Inch Nails sub-Reddit. Talked about it on the morning show. Somebody farted four times during a show.
Might as well.
And I guess it was bad every time, uh, the people were saying they had to put hand sanitizer on, and put it- put their hands over their face to be able to just breathe through it. Just toxic.
It might just be a smelly guy.
Could be.
It might just be a guy who hasn't showered in forever, like we talked about off the air with that one dude that's like, "I didn't think it was normal to shower with soap until all my friends were talking to me about it."
Yeah. Uh, people, you should use soap and you should shower often. All right?
Trust me, there's certain people that stink.
There are. Uh, every once in a while, I'm walking through the store, you know, and you just, you know, you get in the same row as somebody and you're like, "Whoa! Oh!"
There was a, uh, I don't know if it was, if they were two farmers or what, but two giant dudes. One looked like Santa Claus in overalls.
Yeah?
And he was walking through a Walmart in the electronic section, and me and Aubrey kind of looked at each other like, "What on earth is that smell?" And sure enough, it went right to that guy.
Yeah.
Which I mean, it's not poor hygiene. That's just a hard day's work, you know?
Could be, but still, you're not on the farm no more, bro. If you're gonna go to the grocery store, take a shower before you leave, before you go out. Think about others.
I mean, you're going to Walmart, out of all places.
Yeah, but still. Still.
You know, Dillard's or something like that. [laughs]
No, Walmart, you know, I was there the other day. We had a great crowd of people. You don't need to stink in Walmart.
I did see a couple teenagers at, uh, was it JC Penney, they- they took the, The Test cologne, and they-
Oh, geez
... sprayed it all over them. Like, one guy took, like, 12 sprays. [laughs]
Oh my gosh, it doesn't take that much, guys.
No, no, then he- then he smelled big time, like, the cologne as he walked by.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like, dudes, tone it down a bit. All right? You can be too stinky in a lot of different ways. [laughs] You know, you might be clean as can be, but too much, too much, uh, cologne, that can be just as bad as reeking like, ugh, whatever the- the dirty smell is.
The worst one is when I was- when I used to work at In-N-Out. And there'd be those customers that would walk in, and they would just reek of cigarettes. Like, they just smoked-
Yeah
... like, two packs right before they walked in.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Do they have that odor lingering around with them at all times?
Well-
That would suck.
Cigarettes are weird because the smell of the smoke itself doesn't smell like the smoke that sticks to you smell. Like, you know if you've gone to a show at a bar where you can smoke, and then the next day, you, like, get your clothes an you're like, "Oh, ugh." You know, they just have that stale cigarette smell?
Yeah.
It's weird how different it smells just getting stuck to clothing. You know? It's nasty.
Yeah, I've been to plenty of bonfires in, uh, southern California that, the campfire stuck to me.
Yeah. Yeah.
And it- it's weird how it just sticks to clothing like that.
Oh, yeah. No, I mean, that's why you should always, uh, smoke outside, people. All right? I mean, even telling people-
Let that sink in.
Let that smell sink in. Just, you know, in the car with all the windows up. There you go. Have at it.