Sound Bites
- "I love that feeling"
- "I voice record what I'm thinking"
- "Getting a second dog may indicate potential relationship issues"
- "Mmm, nice slow ghost."
- "How much does Tammy like them or the woman? Is she gonna miss the relationship or is she like, yeah, that's cool, we don't have to see them as much?"
- "He actually has my secondary range finder."
- "Now it's dead. Yeah."
- "A rope around its neck."
- "Oh, yeah, at least it wasn't in a pot."
- "Trying to poke her, buddy. That's it. That's the only hole you need to poke."
- "Yeah, smart people are very good at convincing themselves of bullshit."
- "People need to believe in something that is bigger than themselves."
- "I don't think I've ever seen any of my brothers naked, like fully naked, you know, ever, you know?"
- "I mean, look, if you gotta take an emergency shit, like, you gotta take an emergency shit. Like, all bets are off at that point, you know what I mean?"
- "I peed in the pool too. I'm not ashamed to admit it. Don't judge me. Don't fucking judge me."
- "You're stanky."
- "Oh, I can't imagine being on the other side of that, though."
- "Wash the day away from your vege."
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