Speaker 1: So you know, we got these two German shepherds and
Speaker 1: Lucky and Bertie, and recent you know, Bertie, you could
Speaker 1: throw a ball for a thousand balls, she'll try to
Speaker 1: catch him.
Speaker 2: She's very athletic.
Speaker 1: Lucky the mom older, wider, you know, not so much big,
Speaker 1: but is smart enough. German Shepherds like second smartest breed
Speaker 1: of dogs, smart enough to pick up on like the
Speaker 1: one with the ball gets attention, like whenever that Bertie
Speaker 1: grabs a ball, they fucking go out of their minds.
Speaker 2: So Lucky started like picking.
Speaker 1: Up balls and we were like, oh my god. So,
Speaker 1: you know, her picking up the ball was sweet enough
Speaker 1: and engaging enough, but then I wanted to see if
Speaker 1: she would like go run for it, and naturally Bertie's
Speaker 1: ready to constantly run for it. So we distract Bertie,
Speaker 1: let send her in a different direction. And then I
Speaker 1: took the ball from Lucky and just slow. I didn't
Speaker 1: whip it like I do for Bertie, just slow rolled
Speaker 1: it toward the bathroom, and Lucky had this joyous burst
Speaker 1: of childlike enthusiasm where you saw the puppy insider, you
Speaker 1: saw the birdie inside Lucky, you really did, and she
Speaker 1: ran for it. And since she's much bigger, her run
Speaker 1: is like kind of posed and she's holding back because
Speaker 1: she may go through a waddling.
Speaker 3: That's what it is.
Speaker 4: She was absolutely waddling.
Speaker 1: And so the sound that I had for it whenever
Speaker 1: I watch her.
Speaker 2: Do it, she was this like a baby, not knowing.
Speaker 1: If it's having fun, of course, but now she's like,
Speaker 1: she's way into it, Like you could throw the ball
Speaker 1: for a while for her, and she's like and every
Speaker 1: once in a while, like now she'll start to hold
Speaker 1: off too. If you try to take out of her mouth.
Speaker 4: She's like, yeah, she's she's so smart she is, or
Speaker 4: if she likes it or not, or if she's just
Speaker 4: doing it, if she's if she's really devising a plan
Speaker 4: to get our attention.
Speaker 1: This answers a deeper question, how much of anything we
Speaker 1: do in life is us just doing it or us
Speaker 1: trying to get attention.
Speaker 4: A certain response?
Speaker 1: So luck, He's like, look in my eyes, my German eyes,
Speaker 1: and fucking see your empty selves, you entertainers, vacuous guffs
Speaker 1: that need to be filled with affection from strangers.
Speaker 2: You're gonna fucking give me?
Speaker 1: Oh God, I watch you both toward fame every fucking day.
Speaker 5: That is just us every day.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so true.
Speaker 6: Like everybody has their own bitch, everybody has their owe.
Speaker 7: That's that's mine. Think about that. That will give you
Speaker 7: the edge. Every fucking self tape. You send it in
Speaker 7: right before you do it, you know, back in the
Speaker 7: in the in the fun when we were kids. I
Speaker 7: guess it was on the Brady Bunch. It was an
Speaker 7: episode of Brady Bunch where they were like, in order
Speaker 7: to not be nervous in front of the class, like
Speaker 7: picture everybody in their underwear or whatever. So it's like
Speaker 7: a trope that's run through teeth.
Speaker 8: But that feels like the modern day version of it.
Speaker 5: Filming before after I do this.
Speaker 2: You do it.
Speaker 9: Well, what you do is before you do the audition.
Speaker 1: You go, you lucky it because then you realize I
Speaker 1: am but a dog chasing a ball.
Speaker 4: It's real grounding.
Speaker 9: You give the performance.
Speaker 4: Do I include that when I send it in?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: If I'm the director and I'm like, everybody, come look
Speaker 1: at the process.
Speaker 2: Acting is like a job at choice.
Speaker 1: Check this choice to include or fucking stilling exercise.
Speaker 2: I don't know, check this?
Speaker 3: Who watches.
Speaker 11: Oh my god?
Speaker 9: Oh could you imagine that coming at you in the night. Anyway,
Speaker 9: let's put her in the horror movie.
Speaker 4: If they ask, I'll be like, oh I, I didn't
Speaker 4: know that was in there. But truly it was a
Speaker 4: plan that I had all along, just like how Lucky
Speaker 4: has her plan to get them to pay attention.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you we are. We are lucky, lucky as.
Speaker 1: Usue and everybody out there.
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're as entertainers were easy to point out and
Speaker 1: be like a fucking sad pieces of ship, but everybody
Speaker 1: is lucky chasing some form of ball.
Speaker 3: To some degree.
Speaker 12: At the end of the day, just be as happy
Speaker 12: as that.
Speaker 2: Fuck that's the key to life.
Speaker 1: Because again, when she does it, she's like, and you know, if.
Speaker 2: That's Lucky smile.
Speaker 9: That's the happiest I think I've ever seen her. Even
Speaker 9: when she gets pets, she's very kind of, you know,
Speaker 9: very melancholy.
Speaker 2: She has the look of the blues about her.
Speaker 4: She really does.
Speaker 9: She had a life, like I'm telling you, she's gone through.
Speaker 9: If we could give.
Speaker 2: Her fucking power of speech for an hour and be like,
Speaker 2: what happened to you?
Speaker 1: I wish she'd be like, oh my god, I was
Speaker 1: if I fucking come from a war torn country and
Speaker 1: you're like what.
Speaker 8: She's like, it's called America, Like, don't use your voice
Speaker 8: to be in the ass. But she's do some ship
Speaker 8: and at the end of the day, like you can
Speaker 8: see it, and they're very so flaxed. She ain't just
Speaker 8: playing like her way of playing you is if you're
Speaker 8: looking at her, she'll flop on her side and make
Speaker 8: you kind of come.
Speaker 4: To her and look pathetic and ship and it works,
Speaker 4: and it works every time.
Speaker 1: Them eyes belie a fucking life of like, oh I've
Speaker 1: seen some real ship.
Speaker 5: So she's just so happy, now, wouldn't you be?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has the best life.
Speaker 3: We were talking about the Peanuts fest at.
Speaker 2: That's very Farm.
Speaker 1: That's very Farm, which I'm severely attempted to go to.
Speaker 3: I'm a massive Peanuts fan.
Speaker 2: I would really like to go together.
Speaker 1: Seriously, totally ago, I'll buy things, please please. But they
Speaker 1: Harley was showing me pictures and they have the Peanuts characters,
Speaker 1: but the way like you know they have them at
Speaker 1: Disney World where there's big costumes, but the Peanuts characters
Speaker 1: are even bigger than the Disney characters, and they're also
Speaker 1: made of this weird material.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they look soft like a felt so.
Speaker 1: But I was looking at and they stand. They show
Speaker 1: photos of them next to like living people who aren't
Speaker 1: wearing those suits. It looks so fucking strange.
Speaker 13: Well, because at Disney, if there's like a human character,
Speaker 13: sometimes they have the suits, the full body costumes. Put
Speaker 13: a lot of them a face characters.
Speaker 3: What do you mean face characters?
Speaker 2: Like a woman dressed up as a princess and it's
Speaker 2: her face instead of a princess head?
Speaker 3: Is that a term of art? Face?
Speaker 2: That's a face character?
Speaker 3: Where'd you learn this?
Speaker 2: The Disney flocks?
Speaker 3: I watch the Disney flocks. Let's talk about them, Harley.
Speaker 3: Whenever you go over.
Speaker 1: Harley's house, like her TV's on and it's YouTube, and
Speaker 1: what she's watching is a series of Disney vlogs, you know,
Speaker 1: vlogs about fucking disney Land. Particularly now. It's not like
Speaker 1: some fucker's sitting at a desk going like I really
Speaker 1: like Disney. It's some fucker with a camera walking around
Speaker 1: Disney like a fucking dead specter of a child. Just
Speaker 1: one of those cameras on a gimbal, just fucking like
Speaker 1: caspering it through the fucking park's on them. Sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: they turn the camera and they're like wow.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they talk, but generally.
Speaker 2: Like they just walk and like, no, they're talking the
Speaker 2: whole time. Hmm.
Speaker 3: Sometimes POV.
Speaker 1: I guess it would appeal to like video game culture, right,
Speaker 1: like because of those POV games like First Person Shooter
Speaker 1: and Ship.
Speaker 13: There are some that are POV no commentary and then
Speaker 13: some you mean, it's just.
Speaker 2: Wordless and then just walk around the park. How creepy
Speaker 2: is that?
Speaker 3: Shiit?
Speaker 1: Like, honestly, you if you get John Carpenter to put
Speaker 1: a score on your.
Speaker 3: Shit would be fucking haunting, to say the least.
Speaker 1: So she watches these all these blogs and like subscribes
Speaker 1: to them and ship like that, and views the hosts
Speaker 1: like their fucking rock stars and ship.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, can I watch them all?
Speaker 3: Like one day she was watching was the one with.
Speaker 2: Peter Ordinary Adventures, this.
Speaker 1: One called Ordinary Adventures, and it's playing and I look
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, fucking Peter Shierta, And she's like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean watch this? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I have no idea what this is, I said, but
Speaker 1: I know or Peter created a slash film. I went
Speaker 1: to see Dark Knight with him, and it was as
Speaker 1: if I was like, oh, yeah, I know fucking Courtney Love.
Speaker 3: We went high school together.
Speaker 13: It's not that it's not jad like crazy woh, it's
Speaker 13: not as crazy as Corney Love.
Speaker 4: But it just it's it's an exciting notion. It was
Speaker 4: I have a connection to these people. I watch how crazy.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is like the dudes. As far
Speaker 1: as I knew the dude's side hustle, like, it wasn't
Speaker 1: even his like main gig, his man gig used to
Speaker 1: be Slash.
Speaker 2: I sold it though he did.
Speaker 3: But I knew him from that.
Speaker 1: You knew him from like his acclaimed channel, Yeah where
Speaker 1: he's from center, like when he was doing Slash film.
Speaker 1: You know his name, of course, but like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like constant video of him and stuff like that. But
Speaker 1: this show is just credicated on him and his lady
Speaker 1: waltzing around Disney. Right, you look at you, You're like,
Speaker 1: I will know. I'm going to hold a civil tongue
Speaker 1: on all this. My heroes, I am marcket It.
Speaker 3: I just needed to be explained to the hero.
Speaker 13: Though the hero of all heroes is fresh baked he
Speaker 13: is a good show.
Speaker 2: Bad show.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's the one that's a bad show, Disney bad show.
Speaker 2: If there's something that doesn't look good, he.
Speaker 3: Says bad show, but does say a good show.
Speaker 2: I've heard him say it, but he never said. I'm like,
Speaker 2: i've heard him say.
Speaker 1: You imagine he would say bad show only because he
Speaker 1: uses the term good show.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't agree. Bad show is its own.
Speaker 13: It's like without what is like Disney, You're doing a
Speaker 13: bad job.
Speaker 1: Because that's that's Harley had said one day she was
Speaker 1: a bad show and I was like, that's hysterical?
Speaker 2: Is it from?
Speaker 3: And she was like, that was from that faem.
Speaker 2: He is Disneyland fresh Baga, He's Disneyland.
Speaker 1: He walks around and does he is he turn the
Speaker 1: camera on him or both.
Speaker 2: He does a weekly construction update. I watch everyone weekly
Speaker 2: news about the parks.
Speaker 13: Whoa the California parks, some of them the state of
Speaker 13: Disneyland ones where he walks around to every attraction and
Speaker 13: looks and is like, this looks like thirty minutes, but
Speaker 13: the thing says the way time says forty five, but
Speaker 13: he's like, I would say this is more like thirty
Speaker 13: minutes and it's like a fifty long minute long video.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Are they? I guess they can't. They don't care, is.
Speaker 2: My mamally ping? What an noises?
Speaker 3: That that was? That was loud enough to be a ship?
Speaker 14: That was?
Speaker 3: What? What is like? They couldn't crack down on it
Speaker 3: if if they wanted to, because you know, fucking their
Speaker 3: cameras everywhere.
Speaker 1: But you can't go to disney Land or World and
Speaker 1: not whip out a fucking camera. But I would imagine
Speaker 1: they're cool with the floggers because, like you, they're good
Speaker 1: all the time. They're good. So you've never seen Disney
Speaker 1: like show up in the Disney Security Disney cop and
Speaker 1: be like come with us.
Speaker 2: No, they wouldn't. They wouldn't it. Well, fresh baked, get
Speaker 2: your fucking ass.
Speaker 15: Over here, going to Disney jail.
Speaker 1: He's like the fresh pake it is Baked is in
Speaker 1: Disneyland jail.
Speaker 2: That would be that that would shake the world.
Speaker 1: Ordinary Adventures, Your extraordinary ass is over here.
Speaker 3: And good in the park.
Speaker 2: Everyone would would revolt.
Speaker 3: How many subscribers have which one? I mean? Do you
Speaker 3: know the subscrib were kind of either?
Speaker 2: I think that Ordinary Adventures is above like three hundred k.
Speaker 3: Now, that's impressive.
Speaker 2: I recall them saying it in a video. That's impressive, I believe.
Speaker 13: I recall them being in Hawaii and I'll sing that
Speaker 13: they had that.
Speaker 3: What was it? What were they doing in Hawaii? Is
Speaker 3: there a Disney thing in Hawaii?
Speaker 13: Yeah, there's a Disney hotel in Hawaii called the Alani.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. So we've heard how extensive. Well let's
Speaker 1: go back to the term of art face character. So
Speaker 1: face character means Cinderella and she's not wearing a big
Speaker 1: ass Cinderella head. She's an actress or she's an actor
Speaker 1: who is dressed like Cinderella and her face is the
Speaker 1: face of Cinderella. Like when we were at Disney, you know,
Speaker 1: when we went with Mamay for her fucking of course
Speaker 1: whatever they call it.
Speaker 2: Did you forget the word birthday?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just derived here from the planet Venus,
Speaker 1: only learning your language.
Speaker 2: Birthdays.
Speaker 1: When we were there, we took pictures with uh, you know,
Speaker 1: fucking Frozen and Elson.
Speaker 2: You've never seen Frozen and you.
Speaker 1: Were like, but then Harley started telling me the story
Speaker 1: of Frozen. I was real emotional.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's.
Speaker 4: Really cried the ride, this movie you've never seen it.
Speaker 4: Shed a lot of tears over Frozen the Ride.
Speaker 3: Let It Go.
Speaker 2: They were face characters, and what do you call the
Speaker 2: other ones?
Speaker 3: Masked characters?
Speaker 1: I don't think it's called what they call them when
Speaker 1: you wear the suit, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know character? You guess what I guess? I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know, all right, So I'm not crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Every time.
Speaker 1: You are an actor, would you would you ever be
Speaker 1: a face character at Disney?
Speaker 2: I've definitely considered it, have you really for sure?
Speaker 3: Where is that in the.
Speaker 1: Like you're a you're a fan, But where is that
Speaker 1: for people who don't give a fuck about Disney? Like, Like,
Speaker 1: if somebody was like I don't give a ship about Disney,
Speaker 1: like be a fucking face character at Disneyland, I'd rather
Speaker 1: fucking stand on Oliver Pullvards.
Speaker 3: Dirty Elmo, alease dirty Elmo's faces?
Speaker 2: Please police?
Speaker 1: Or is it like, well, that's good, that's a good gig.
Speaker 3: Who was an actor in a Disney production?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Would you consider being a face character?
Speaker 2: In about five years?
Speaker 4: Acting doesn't pan out and music doesn't pan out on
Speaker 4: filmmaker doesn't pan out.
Speaker 3: Yes, So it's not a first choice.
Speaker 2: No, I think I would like my other things to
Speaker 2: work out first.
Speaker 3: What if.
Speaker 1: Disney was what if Disney was like, look, we saw
Speaker 1: Yogas and they're like, first.
Speaker 3: Off, you poor son of a bitch. You know.
Speaker 1: I read a review that said it was tantamount to
Speaker 1: child abuse.
Speaker 3: I agree, All of us are Disney agree, and we
Speaker 3: feel bad.
Speaker 1: And so because we know you like Disney so fucking much,
Speaker 1: we you know, we we thought like, maybe we'll let
Speaker 1: the fucking you know kid have a crack at be
Speaker 1: in a face character. But then they're like, we deep
Speaker 1: dived into your work and we saw you in that
Speaker 1: fucking mo was that movie with.
Speaker 3: In New York?
Speaker 2: All these small moments?
Speaker 3: Are you in all these small moments?
Speaker 1: We saw you in Quentin Tarantino's movie, Like we saw
Speaker 1: you in a Harold and Kumar picture and you're like.
Speaker 3: Harold and like yeah reboot, Like like oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: Anyway, we fucking think you're a dynamite actress. So we're
Speaker 1: prepared to offer you a contract.
Speaker 4: I like it now.
Speaker 16: Both times we've done this, you're throwing out what I
Speaker 16: would agree and what it would take for me to
Speaker 16: agree to a job show what it would take for
Speaker 16: me to agree to a job.
Speaker 2: I think the Mamally story.
Speaker 3: You know what it would take for you do a job?
Speaker 3: Whore bucket's in here, all right.
Speaker 1: So so they were gonna it's just like in the
Speaker 1: fucking forties and fifties in Hollywood. They want to make
Speaker 1: you a contract player. Wow, their first contract face character. Wow,
Speaker 1: So are you interested to begin the discussion? Need go
Speaker 1: no further if you're not into the idea at all?
Speaker 2: What right now in my life?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: No, first ever contract player. They're like, do you know
Speaker 1: how much press this is going to go? They're like,
Speaker 1: we're making this a thing.
Speaker 2: How long is it for the contract?
Speaker 3: One year?
Speaker 2: No short, I do it for like a week.
Speaker 3: You don't know. That's all the particulars.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they're.
Speaker 3: Gonna blow out the press man.
Speaker 1: They're making a big announcement fucking like entertainment Tonight's coming
Speaker 1: to cover it.
Speaker 3: As it fell out of the lips, was.
Speaker 2: Well, fucking I'll wear my best pearls.
Speaker 10: Fuck.
Speaker 3: What would you like to be there? Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, I just Jared will be there. What I'm surprised
Speaker 2: I have?
Speaker 1: I'm just checking if it's too quick and when fucking
Speaker 1: you jumped a mile, I went like this.
Speaker 3: I was like, fucking skittish jumping child. Who are your parents?
Speaker 2: What happened to me? Really? Fuck well?
Speaker 3: I went from reach of my drink? All right?
Speaker 4: So, oh, I have I need to know the specifics.
Speaker 4: Who is it? Who am I playing?
Speaker 2: Depends on the princess slash character?
Speaker 5: And where in the park is it a meet and greet?
Speaker 2: Am I walking around?
Speaker 3: It's like being Miss America. It's a year long gig.
Speaker 2: So I'm just in a parade.
Speaker 1: No, you're you fucking you do the meet and greets,
Speaker 1: you walk around, You're definitely in the parade, and there's
Speaker 1: a live stage show.
Speaker 2: They don't even not bad right now?
Speaker 3: All right? So Disney comes to you and they're like,
Speaker 3: we want you to be who's your favorite Disney princess?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Well they don't say that. I'm just asking, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Know, I'm thinking of it. Run the list my favorite princess. HM,
Speaker 2: maybe Jasmine.
Speaker 17: M.
Speaker 3: I don't know if the optics would you playing Jazz.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even thinking of me playing, And I was.
Speaker 3: Just I don't know if.
Speaker 2: Culture lately, but.
Speaker 4: I wasn't thinking about I was just simply thinking of
Speaker 4: my favorite princess.
Speaker 2: So sorry, take to play The white ones are reporting.
Speaker 1: Here's your chance, here's your chance as an actor to
Speaker 1: redefine well that character, because that's they're going to give
Speaker 1: you freedom with the character, like that character is yours
Speaker 1: for a year.
Speaker 2: My choice would be what if her don't.
Speaker 3: Get all Rachel Ziggler about it, because people get really
Speaker 3: shit real fast. I won't.
Speaker 2: I won't when they offer me my year long contract character?
Speaker 3: Remember, so which one?
Speaker 2: I would say?
Speaker 13: What if I don't play a princess, but I play
Speaker 13: Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
Speaker 1: Hey, okay, but be discussion. I guess she doesn't count
Speaker 1: as she's not a princess. She's just a girl lost
Speaker 1: in Wonderland.
Speaker 2: Thank you for those who were like, who is this?
Speaker 4: She's just a girl, She's not a princess.
Speaker 1: Saturday Night at nine in Wonderland, the NBC movie of
Speaker 1: the Week.
Speaker 3: All right, you want to be Alice?
Speaker 2: Go ask ala.
Speaker 3: As I think shell.
Speaker 1: No, don't you know the Jefferson starship song White Rabbit.
Speaker 13: No, maybe I cann't recognize the fire.
Speaker 2: And drugs and they put it in every Vietnam movie.
Speaker 1: Jesus it's uh Gray Slick Jefferson airplane.
Speaker 3: It's called White Rabbit, and it's a song.
Speaker 2: About I think I do know. I maybe just said
Speaker 2: it from maybe.
Speaker 1: I wasn't singing right, Like, look, I know that song
Speaker 1: if it's sung correctly, I.
Speaker 2: Know this other song.
Speaker 16: I'm not sure what the fuck you were doing.
Speaker 10: Trying to think of me.
Speaker 2: Anyone makes shoes. Okay, I see what you're going. Yes,
Speaker 2: the hands help.
Speaker 4: The hands absolutely cleared that up for me.
Speaker 18: A game.
Speaker 3: Anything fully on the same page.
Speaker 1: All right, I get to be I'm glad we established
Speaker 1: that finally. All right, so you get to be Alice.
Speaker 1: The offer is you can't do anything else for a year. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can't take other jobs. Even if Quentin calls and
Speaker 1: he's like Heyan, You're like, I'm sorry, I took.
Speaker 3: A contracts this great. This is a great studio. What
Speaker 3: are you making You're like, well, it's not the studio.
Speaker 1: I'm the first contract player Alice in Disneyland Park.
Speaker 3: That's cool because it's gonna be huge.
Speaker 1: They're gonna blow out that announcement, man, because I've never
Speaker 1: done it before.
Speaker 13: Wait, so it is like me as like my name's
Speaker 13: advertised or it's swept on the rug.
Speaker 1: No, your name is advertised, oh wow, oh okay posters
Speaker 1: when you first walk into the park.
Speaker 13: Oh then honestly, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 3: They are paying.
Speaker 19: Maybe like three months though nope, one year, one year,
Speaker 19: half a million dollars.
Speaker 3: Gobsmacked. You are.
Speaker 2: Half a million for one year to be Alice your
Speaker 2: favorite character. Yeah, I don't think it could pass that up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 13: I think I'm gonna I'm gonna have to accept that one,
Speaker 13: unlike Smittian Son.
Speaker 2: All except, so's fair enough.
Speaker 1: Now you uh, you're just signing your who's your who's
Speaker 1: your representation? Yes, you have a lawyer, right, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: there's a contract and they signed the contract. You know,
Speaker 1: the lawyer goes to the contract and he's just like
Speaker 1: everything checks out, but there is a small thing that
Speaker 1: says like I don't know.
Speaker 10: What is it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: That what is it?
Speaker 1: There? Before you it gets to be Alice? And they
Speaker 1: want a training period?
Speaker 2: How long?
Speaker 3: One week?
Speaker 15: Okay, and so you're going to be in the park
Speaker 15: in character for a week, learn the ropes, what's happening?
Speaker 1: Because while you're while you're in training, you don't get
Speaker 1: to be Alice. You gotta be a chasure cat with.
Speaker 4: A mask in the suit if it's if it's never
Speaker 4: been worn before.
Speaker 3: Well, are you one of those people to be scheped
Speaker 3: out if you have something?
Speaker 2: Is that right? That's your line?
Speaker 3: Oh my god to cry?
Speaker 1: Really well, wait, what part wearing someone else's clothes or
Speaker 1: just the suit or what what are you skeping on?
Speaker 1: I gotta know specifically?
Speaker 3: You really alarmed.
Speaker 4: Because I just had thought about it before wearing the suit,
Speaker 4: putting some.
Speaker 2: Of the mask on and somebody else that have had
Speaker 2: it on before that there what your face and the.
Speaker 1: Thing that freaks you out, not like your crotch in
Speaker 1: the outfit where many crotches.
Speaker 2: That's more alarmed looking forward to that part either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, being got it for a week.
Speaker 2: Before, is it fresh? And you know how you got a.
Speaker 1: Bowling on and you put your give your shoes back
Speaker 1: and they spray of the shoes as they do the mask.
Speaker 20: No, no, no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: The person who wore the mask before you was Timothy
Speaker 1: shallow May.
Speaker 20: Okay, first of all, was he taking a day job
Speaker 20: or what he is?
Speaker 3: Become of the contra prince sharp? Of course?
Speaker 2: Oh and that was his.
Speaker 3: His training he had to wear the suit.
Speaker 4: Timmy Shaw isn't like, I know, you're not, like.
Speaker 1: When you think about just wearing the suit after some
Speaker 1: random gross But Timothy, shall you look, he's pretty clear.
Speaker 13: I feel like he's clean. I feel like I could
Speaker 13: trust No, Actually, I.
Speaker 3: Know you spell Kylie Jenner. Wow.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you know that, bro.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking dialed in.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it's that. So you do the week
Speaker 3: as a cheshire Cat, then it gets to Alice for
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you bring into the character that hasn't
Speaker 1: been there before? Like, you are given a rare opportunity,
Speaker 1: and it's so rare that Disney is not saying you
Speaker 1: got to stick to the fucking lines. You got to
Speaker 1: beat this, blah blah. They're like, you can redefine Alice
Speaker 1: any way you want.
Speaker 17: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they want you to treat it like they
Speaker 1: hired you because you're an actor, and they're like, you're
Speaker 1: acting so like, we want you to bring Alice to life.
Speaker 1: We want you to bring to Alice what you're brought
Speaker 1: to Colleen.
Speaker 2: Of course I would have I have an idea.
Speaker 3: Fucking what was her name? And cruel Summer told.
Speaker 2: Me what was her name? And crool summer.
Speaker 3: Don't let me try to think them.
Speaker 2: No no no no no no.
Speaker 21: No no no no no no, it's fine. I'll just
Speaker 21: go home and cry.
Speaker 3: Tonight, pose my character's name and catcher release.
Speaker 2: I knew you were gonna say that.
Speaker 3: I don't know, just give me if it wasn't a.
Speaker 1: M Meredith, Meredith, Milicent.
Speaker 3: What was it Mallory Mallory fuck? I mean not her
Speaker 3: name was Mallory fuck?
Speaker 2: But of course.
Speaker 1: That I got the part. We played Mallory. Well, I
Speaker 1: said it would always be supportive get up. Well yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: They want you to bring that Mallory edge to Alice.
Speaker 2: So what are you going to say?
Speaker 13: So if we're chatting, well, I would love to see
Speaker 13: like a cool edgy Alice, so like what like a
Speaker 13: like a grunge Alice, But that wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be you know what I would love? No, I don't
Speaker 2: like a Halloween.
Speaker 13: Time Alice like Alice after Dark.
Speaker 1: It's like a but Disney after so not like Alice
Speaker 1: and fish nets and fucking like wearinger cat I like
Speaker 1: you and.
Speaker 3: Ship like that.
Speaker 13: That's what I would love, but I don't think it
Speaker 13: would be acceptable a Disney.
Speaker 3: You would like to do to Alice's eyes what you
Speaker 3: do to your eyes?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: People like, well, I mean Alice's a little girl. Oh
Speaker 1: I forgot she's that's.
Speaker 3: Right, you got to play. Yeah, they're like, they're like, according.
Speaker 2: To she's never a little girl when it's played by
Speaker 2: Alice is nine.
Speaker 3: You need to be nine years old for the next year.
Speaker 13: Here's my proposal to make Alice my own Yeah all right,
Speaker 13: she carries around her cat, Dinah. She carries around a
Speaker 13: real cat.
Speaker 2: Okay, her own Dinah.
Speaker 3: Okay period.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's said.
Speaker 13: She was in the park walking around with fucking Dina
Speaker 13: in a basket, Dinah in a basket, And.
Speaker 2: I would love my mind sedated because you know, a
Speaker 2: well behaved one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, show me where this fucking well behaved cat's coming
Speaker 3: for them? What colors? Dina in the white?
Speaker 2: Orange?
Speaker 3: Orange?
Speaker 2: She's orange and white?
Speaker 1: Like, do you have a cat that approximates that? Or
Speaker 1: would you have to get an actor cat? I have
Speaker 1: to get an actor what if? Okay, I like this,
Speaker 1: So you get the actor cat, you meet the actor cat,
Speaker 1: the actor cat. I hate you so much, just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I could totally see you fucking rocking Alice if you
Speaker 1: have an Alice voice.
Speaker 3: What would your Alice voice be? Is that your Alice voice?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: He's like, we'll take that.
Speaker 13: We think about have to Also, part of the contract
Speaker 13: is that I have to have a voice coach for the.
Speaker 1: Accent, Like this, motherfucker the voice coady, Alice, what do
Speaker 1: you mean for the accent?
Speaker 3: She's she British?
Speaker 2: Yeah, is yes?
Speaker 1: In the cartoon she's yes, wow yeah, all right, Well
Speaker 1: let's hear let's hear something else.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, I am yeah, that's my impression.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'm gonna close my eyes. No and action. Nope,
Speaker 3: I don't know if that sounds like a let's try
Speaker 3: a gun and take two and action.
Speaker 2: I'll do Carl's voice instead of you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Everybody give their pets voices and stuff, naturally, although I
Speaker 1: have a hard time voice in the Shepherds, you.
Speaker 2: Have a voice for Bird, I do.
Speaker 3: That's true, Lucky, it's Thursday.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then when she sat, he's like, hey, wacky, wicky
Speaker 3: and away and she's okay, wucky. But Harley gave voices
Speaker 3: to her cats that I I like, vehemently disagree with.
Speaker 1: Like, you know, everyone's entitled to see their pets personality
Speaker 1: and be like, this is what their voice would be like.
Speaker 3: But I think she's way off.
Speaker 2: You just don't know.
Speaker 3: Do his voice show them? This is this is meant
Speaker 3: to be a cat.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, hello, mommie please And if you saw this cat,
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 14: What he told.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I love you, Oh no, I love you.
Speaker 1: Grandpa, nobody's grandpa.
Speaker 3: Why is he from the south? Why is he from
Speaker 3: your souse? He's just a bear.
Speaker 2: He's a bear. He's one of the country bears.
Speaker 3: Walk is a country bear.
Speaker 2: She really is that that cat needs girl. Why don't
Speaker 2: you love me like.
Speaker 3: That? Boy? Honestly, if you talk like that, I don't
Speaker 3: think I'd want to be around.
Speaker 2: So mean.
Speaker 3: That's my son to another cat's boys?
Speaker 2: Yea many is that that's Kyle?
Speaker 3: Why?
Speaker 2: Because there is a personality. She's like a perfect little princess.
Speaker 3: Because she's like Wendy.
Speaker 2: She she is, Yeah, she's Austin. She's like, you're so
Speaker 2: fucking Steepie, you just steepy. I hate you.
Speaker 11: I hate you.
Speaker 3: That's totally mamy. She plays you against each other. She
Speaker 3: about move.
Speaker 2: The relationship is complicated, Is that right?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: She thinks he's very stupid.
Speaker 3: And what does he say that?
Speaker 2: Won't you say? Oh, mommy, won't she said, Well me,
Speaker 2: moi how.
Speaker 3: She called me stupid? I feel that.
Speaker 4: I watched move fall listening today and it was so sad.
Speaker 22: Plummet it into the same my mom dig today has
Speaker 22: always happened to me telling.
Speaker 2: Your old soup.
Speaker 4: That wasn't the same moment I got my feet in
Speaker 4: your floor?
Speaker 10: What happened to me?
Speaker 3: My?
Speaker 2: Why not like the others to pick.
Speaker 4: Him up out of the sink? And then he was
Speaker 4: he ran, Then he got really hyper and was running
Speaker 4: through the but his feet were wet and so he
Speaker 4: kept slipping.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Guess worse, I'm running away?
Speaker 3: You call clown?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 2: Who's fucking litter got ran over something?
Speaker 23: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Some unhinged male person fucking My neighbor texted me and
Speaker 4: was like, I just saw the mail truck run over
Speaker 4: your box. And so the mail truck ran over my
Speaker 4: fucking litter box.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the little box like literally in
Speaker 2: a box is an Amazon box?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And they fucking ran over Yes.
Speaker 11: And now there's like a.
Speaker 5: Literal was wanting running extremely low.
Speaker 4: We need that little fast.
Speaker 11: The lad man took away my poo, poo dirt.
Speaker 4: My maid ol maide all they only I was supposed to.
Speaker 3: Make a pool.
Speaker 11: I pitching it for a week.
Speaker 4: My maid was like, I'm gonna go try to scoop
Speaker 4: it up, and I was like, no, go to scoop that.
Speaker 17: Probably the middle of it, it was raining.
Speaker 11: It was raining, way I won't go pay pay in
Speaker 11: the wet letter.
Speaker 3: So what did you do?
Speaker 17: Civic minded?
Speaker 4: It was like on my side of the street, So
Speaker 4: you were like.
Speaker 11: It's just as that looks like.
Speaker 2: I left the letter? Yeah, what did you get new litter?
Speaker 2: Though I did?
Speaker 3: He reordered it?
Speaker 4: Where else would they know? I made puff go to
Speaker 4: the store and get it where else where else is
Speaker 4: moon gonna poo?
Speaker 17: Hopefully y'all learned a lesson. Pick up your fucking mail.
Speaker 2: Don't leave it out on the.
Speaker 11: Curve, Mommy, stop my life just walking poop and pa.
Speaker 22: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also saw a video recently that was like five
Speaker 4: signs that your cat loves you. Moo exhibits all of them,
Speaker 4: but one of them is if they show you.
Speaker 3: Their butt, that's they trust you.
Speaker 2: They're like, I know you're not going to stick a
Speaker 2: finger in my ass, so look.
Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly that's really that.
Speaker 4: That's the logic behind it.
Speaker 3: I think every cat goes out of their way to
Speaker 3: hide their assholes. Man, they don't want to somebody.
Speaker 11: Running up and being like like, ah, Moon loves too,
Speaker 11: it's not sitting.
Speaker 3: Feels good. Wow, they gotta talk like me.
Speaker 4: Sounds stupid, mommies.
Speaker 3: He's sitting somewhere right now, under bed, going.
Speaker 22: My bay, stepping the Soon she's seen it, she sold
Speaker 22: what's my problem?
Speaker 10: Like the others. But I'm just like boom, Why I'm
Speaker 10: just a boo? Yes, I'm only a boom and I'm
Speaker 10: running around stepping and.
Speaker 2: Soon plays the stand up bass?
Speaker 3: Does it?
Speaker 10: Really?
Speaker 24: Yeah, be careful now, Oh well, chase the cat who
Speaker 24: gets his kiddy lot done.
Speaker 2: That's a really good impression of more.
Speaker 24: Who is the cat who's oh, we lots of fun,
Speaker 24: which can't do the other tip litter hats that your robot.
Speaker 3: It's the big move cat.
Speaker 5: That was a really, really, really good impression of the moon.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to show Bass.
Speaker 1: That was my weird A Yankovic version of arist Cats
Speaker 1: performed by performed by Move, which is the.
Speaker 25: Cat he always picks his eyes, which cat who never
Speaker 25: moves to fires to which cat do the others go,
Speaker 25: hay cat that your remot is the move bad cat.
Speaker 5: I'm blown away. You just said you had no musical
Speaker 5: talent talking.
Speaker 12: About my that I could drop a hot sixteen like
Speaker 12: that and shout that lyrics are fire.
Speaker 5: Those were fire lyrics and also fire bars, bars.
Speaker 17: Bars.
Speaker 12: Those were for your moose song.
Speaker 2: Would you like to hear the Wuckie?
Speaker 26: It's not so much yes, No, it's Birdie's Birdie the Birdie. Yeah,
Speaker 26: the Birdie breakdown is part of a song. That's the breakdown, right,
Speaker 26: you know what the breakdown isn't a song. It's like
Speaker 26: different than every other that was bands plaining to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the bird Uh wait you have to imagine
Speaker 1: it's a rap fucking song.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: That's also like Birdie is old, dirty, old birdie bastard.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, what what's what's her name?
Speaker 3: Mariah cares.
Speaker 2: A little bit? All is it fantasy?
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 11: Wacky? Wacky?
Speaker 1: So she when she has the breakdown in the fucking
Speaker 1: song where he's like me and Mariah go back like
Speaker 1: baby pacifies.
Speaker 17: So her breakdown is I'm just your way to Wucky
Speaker 17: because I'm Wucky's puppy my name is Birto. Have you
Speaker 17: heard I wake to play with Rocky?
Speaker 27: Yeah?
Speaker 17: And then she goes sweet fantasy.
Speaker 10: In HEYV.
Speaker 11: With my wacky Mammy Wacky.
Speaker 3: She loves Walky.
Speaker 17: But he's so cool, and I loved to fight her.
Speaker 2: As she lives to fight.
Speaker 1: She looks up to Walkie but she wants to come
Speaker 1: she loves. She'll never be able to beat her because
Speaker 1: is like four times.
Speaker 13: What can bring the old old dirty bestard.
Speaker 6: Me and bird Brain, My bird and the bird Brain
Speaker 6: wound up on the Gravey train house living a once
Speaker 6: came from a chill sheltering eggs.
Speaker 2: Are pretty good on your feet, Thank you?
Speaker 11: Just like shut up, shut stupid. I hate yourself.
Speaker 17: You can't passively hate you half as men as we
Speaker 17: hate it.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 11: Isn't that passive? Those design to make me feel good?
Speaker 11: You stepped in the sep game, didn't you? Fucking stupid?
Speaker 17: Even even the tiny cat doesn't step in the seep
Speaker 17: tiny cat, we never step in the freaking seepy. You
Speaker 17: stepped off for fucking times and that happened? Did you
Speaker 17: slip in the seat this soup?
Speaker 11: I don't think you got my best interest?
Speaker 21: Her?
Speaker 22: She made that way mama when she talked like a
Speaker 22: city carri city care you come where I go from?
Speaker 22: Why her like Madonna? Big be not like Madonna moment?
Speaker 3: What about the other ones?
Speaker 2: Linus is like.
Speaker 3: Mommy, can you cuddle me please?
Speaker 15: Mommy?
Speaker 3: That's adorable.
Speaker 2: Can I have some food please, mommy?
Speaker 3: I'm hungry. Yes's adorable. I have no qualms with that one.
Speaker 3: And then what's the other one please?
Speaker 2: Voices like.
Speaker 3: I'm from New Jersey.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking the New Jersey get because she is
Speaker 2: from New Jersey, and you hay Mammy, get me.
Speaker 3: I can die ham Mammy. All right.
Speaker 1: So then that's when Pixar comes calling and says, we
Speaker 1: like these cats voices that you do. We want you
Speaker 1: to voice these cats.
Speaker 2: Another job opportunity. Yes, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 21: Right.
Speaker 3: I was training my life, like, we want you to
Speaker 3: play these cat boys.
Speaker 2: I would love to play a cat.
Speaker 27: An animated cat, an animated cat, live action cat, reanimated,
Speaker 27: not that I'm.
Speaker 2: Any more the live action cats.
Speaker 1: So they want you to do all four cat voices
Speaker 1: and they're going to build a feature around it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the best news of my life?
Speaker 3: Why why is it the best news of your life?
Speaker 2: Because all day long. I just talked talk to my
Speaker 2: cats and their voices anyways.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it doesn't matter who's making this cartoon, Like
Speaker 1: you're not biased to say, like.
Speaker 3: It better be Disney. It's Disney. Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If it's not Disney, I don't care. Okay, it's being
Speaker 3: funded independently.
Speaker 2: Bye who.
Speaker 3: We don't know, But it doesn't matter. Movies get made
Speaker 3: right by who. You saw the designs for the cats.
Speaker 3: They're adorable.
Speaker 1: It's like picks are good and they love your voices
Speaker 1: and they built whole story around it.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, what.
Speaker 3: Are you into it?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, you want to give away these voices, these cute
Speaker 1: voices of your cats, signed away at a contract?
Speaker 21: What is it?
Speaker 1: Well, it's too late because you've signed them come true
Speaker 1: and now.
Speaker 3: You are the vocal store of Ku Kluck's cats.
Speaker 2: You're kidding, You're kidding, don't you dare?
Speaker 18: Oh my wa wasn't worth the money.
Speaker 14: It's all you roling the fire My mom my god,
Speaker 14: Oh my god, no, no, she laid you.
Speaker 11: Oh, they own our voices.
Speaker 3: The good news I don't think there is is that
Speaker 3: it's going to force you to come up with a
Speaker 3: new voice.
Speaker 2: For that canon.
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