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well

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hello all you beautiful people

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you know what time it is

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ladies and gents

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guys and dolls and everyone in between

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gather round

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get you something real nice to sip on

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and comfy to slip on

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because it's time

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for smut club

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here's your hosts chelsea and hannah

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hello and welcome to smut club hey

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everybody hope you're having a good day

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um we're here to talk about smutty books

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we sure are i'm hannah i'm chelsea we

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are both therapists and we

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read a lot of smut

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um well so

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like we're

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we're still in january in 2022 when

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we're recording this episode um

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the end it's like

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february starts next week how many books

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have you already read this year and how

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many of them were smut

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i mean all of them were smart valid um

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31 books this year holy [ __ ] hannah

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you like you have read a book a day and

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we

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over a book a day

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to be totally fair

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to be totally fair

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i was already like three quarters of the

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way through three books at the start um

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that'll do it yeah you know so that

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really put me over the top well i mean i

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thought i was doing pretty good and i'm

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at 19 books for the year that is pretty

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good what did you set for your reading

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goal on goodreads 300.

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so here's the thing i've read over 200

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the past two years but i also don't like

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to put that pressure on myself because

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i'm like i feel like then when you're

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like oh you're behind schedule then i

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get stressed out and feel like i need to

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read quicker and then i'm like not

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actually reading for enjoyment and i'm

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just reading because i'm stressed out

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and have this goal to meet yep

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so last year i had set my goal is 52

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books and so i was like okay a book a

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week feels very reasonable and then i

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read like 204 books

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and so this year i set my goal to 150

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books knowing that i would probably

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still go over but just like

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not stressing myself out about it in the

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process

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well i set my goal for 200 books last

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year and then wound up reading like

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330 something so i was like let's just

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go with 300. if i don't meet it that's

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fine that's still a [ __ ] ton of books

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and i like honestly my husband says that

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all the time i'm like i'm behind on

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books and he's like

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the [ __ ] you mean you're behind on books

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behind who right especially like when i

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like i have to keep it in perspective

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like i look at my friends reading

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challenges on goodreads and i'm like

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cool they said 12 books they were

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shooting for one a month and i'm sitting

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here and i'm like i'm i've only read 19

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books in january and my husband's like

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you need to get the [ __ ] over yourself

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because probably this is not a problem

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so that said today we are going to

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neighbors

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by stylo phantom phantom bless you

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yeah honestly i've always read her last

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name i'd love to know how to i mean the

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e on the end has always made me say

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fantome um

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it's a fun name could be fantomy

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oh fancy i know fantomy

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i i don't think i'm gonna say fantomy

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like that's not what i'm gonna default

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to sure

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to be fair i don't really know if i need

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to mention it again but probably not

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stylo

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phantom

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so that feels like i don't know i don't

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remember the word for it but you know

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you have a bunch of letters and then you

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make up words from those letters anagram

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maybe it feels like one of those like

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her name is actually like stacy

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fit

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phipps or something i know none of those

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letters don't really match but we can

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definitely

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have a dedicated episode where we look

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into this and see some more okay um all

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right so this is the book is neighbors

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and this is a love triangle book we

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haven't we haven't had a fun love

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triangle yet okay also it's kind of a

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love triangle it's kind of not a love

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triangle you'll understand as we go

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through this journey so

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the three main characters we need to

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familiarize ourselves with you have

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katya

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she's the main love interest she's 23

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she's a professional baker because you

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she's like i went to culinary school and

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like then i like had this internship and

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now i'm like in charge of their bakery

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am like a small celebrity baker in san

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francisco and there's like at least a

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several month waiting list to get my

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baked goods

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not a euphemism but it also can be

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sure we'll we'll get there then we have

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liam he also goes by eden his last name

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is edenhof and people call him eden well

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that's really confusing right so you

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have liam

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katya calls him liam but everyone else

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pretty much calls him edam

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we all know y'all i struggle saying woof

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i really love wool frick

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wool frick stone i nailed it and if you

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want me to say it that slowly every time

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i i think i can properly pronounce it oh

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just okay so say wool

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whoa

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well

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y'all legitimately so i have to drive a

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little over an hour to get to chelsea's

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house and the whole way here i was

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trying to think of ways to coach sure to

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say the word wolf so that we could get

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through this without me dying i think

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we're just having to commit to me saying

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woof or you're we're gonna have to

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commit to me going

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wool every time i say it and that's

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going to be a process so

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woofrick stone carry um

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he's a real estate mogul

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so you have katya she's a professional

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baker woof is a

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real estate mogul i forgot to mention

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liam is a sex club owner naturally um

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it's called the garden

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his last name is eden

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you see where we were all so clever um

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and we will learn more about them as we

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go so

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we we open up and katy is like i'm

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single i need to make a dating profile

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i'm sad i don't know i just like need

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whatever is happening in my life so she

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like makes a dating profile on eros the

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dating site

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it's kind of like is this what my life

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has come to

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and mind you like i feel like this this

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i i need to check the publication date

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but i feel like it was

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as common as online dating is now and

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like the way we all like view online

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dating now like hell i met my husband on

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bumble and i feel like

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that's a common tale these days like no

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one yeah it doesn't feel like it's like

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a a spicy detail anymore when you're

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like oh i'm at my i met my husband or i

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met my partner online you're just like

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oh yeah like everyone meets online these

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days we're in a [ __ ] pandemic how

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else are you going to meet people to be

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fair i married my husband several years

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before the pandemic so that's not why we

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met on bumble but we did still meet on a

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dating app

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i met my husband in rehab because we

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were both working there well you were

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both working there but lest we forget

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that your husband thought you were a

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patient he did he did it was my first

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day and i didn't know where to go

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and he asked me who my therapist was and

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i was like i am one i am the therapist

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and he was like oh you're the new girl

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and that is how i met my husband

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what a love story i know it's really

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magical for everybody okay so

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you all met and it was magical and you

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weren't a patient because that would

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have been

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a lot of ethical issues

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a lot of them yes correct yes so

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katya makes this profile and then it's

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like what does my life come to shuts her

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computer her roommate is like i'm going

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to be helpful and so she opens her

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computer and updates her dating profile

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to be like i love strip aerobics and

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pole dancing and like really makes her

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sound like more of a party girl i mean

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she is is any of that true is she in

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dystrophics no she wears a lot of chinos

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and donna karen chinos a 23 year old

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girl wearing chinos and like white ivory

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cashmere sweaters is kind of like she's

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like very like buttoned up yes very

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buttoned up very conservative so

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this profile is not congruent with who

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she is as a human

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liam

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sees her profile and he's like oh

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i live in their the her apartment

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building there there are two apartment

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buildings that are identical

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and she lives in one he lives in the

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other and he's seen her in the lobby and

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he's like holy [ __ ] that's my neighbor

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and he's sitting there with his business

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partner

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richard stone who's like

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no wait richard richard mason is the

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business partner so he's sitting there

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with richard mason who he calls ricky

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throughout the book

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and he's like holy [ __ ] look at this

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girl look how hot she is and he's like

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yeah cool fine like whatever she's a hot

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tell me if it's worth it i don't give a

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damn it doesn't yeah yes

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liam then like waits until he sees katya

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in the lobby and like asks her out and

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is like oh like i saw your dating

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profile and like honestly i probably

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like i thought you were cute but i

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wouldn't have asked you out before then

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because like you just kind of seem

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buttoned up with your like pearls and

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cardigans and

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she knows sure so then she's like

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what do you mean like don't

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underestimate me so like yes like let's

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go out on a date even though like at the

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same time she's like i don't do strip

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aerobics i could kill my roommate for

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updating my profile but then like every

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time he's like yeah i wasn't gonna ask

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you out because like you don't seem like

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the kind of girl who's into the [ __ ] i'm

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into she's like don't underestimate me

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and so she agrees to go out with him

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and then when she's getting ready for

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the date her roommate is straight up

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like is that what you're wearing and she

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goes it's donna karen so like that's our

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energy yikes so she goes and meets liam

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in the lobby and he's like i own a club

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and so she's like okay like i'll go to

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the i like i want to see your club and

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she's like is it like a book club is it

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like a dancing club is it like a

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discotheque like what's happening at

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this club and he's like

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i own a sex club

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oh my stars right and she's like and

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he's like is that is that too much for

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you

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and she's like don't underestimate me so

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i just want to

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i just want to be clear chelsea has some

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notes for this book open on the table

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right now in front of her

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and in all

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no no no you'll ruin it you can't get

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there yet i can't well i'm already there

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you're already there but just get no one

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else okay well so they like

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she goes to the sex club with liam and

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then like pretty much every few minutes

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he's like we get it like you proved it

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like you're you're cooler than like i

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gave you credit for like you don't have

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to commit to this and she's like

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what do you mean commit to this i just

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like want to experience all these things

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and so then

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he's like showing her around his sex

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club and they start like going at it in

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one of the booths and he's like why

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don't we go into my office and i can

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like have someone bring us drinks and

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she's like no i want to stay out on the

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floor here

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and so

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then

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she's like he's stripping her and he

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like pulls the partitions closed and the

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sex booth of the sex club also for the

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record

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they're only allowed it's a it's a

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multi-floor club it's two floors they're

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only allowed to bring one alcoholic

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beverage down from the upper floor so

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there's only water

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served in the sex club so everyone can

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make

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appropriate decisions right which is is

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accurate yes it is accurate and i

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actually really appreciated that but

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like he pulls out he's like oh here's

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like my my bottle of tequila like i keep

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down here that's mine's like but like he

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does ask he's like so like how much have

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you had to drink like on a scale of one

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to ten how do you feel she's like four

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i'm like pleasantly tipsy and he's like

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okay so like you aren't gonna like

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regret all of this tomorrow or like not

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remember any of it right well that's

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nice right so like there is like i'm

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like there is some consent conversations

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which i really appreciate

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we love consent we do love consent so

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they're going at it they bone in this

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booth and then like somehow her ass

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gets involved

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hold up hold up hold up hold up hold up

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i could have worded that better but i

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also could have worded it worse

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that's not an accident

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i mean so i feel like every

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every girl who has hooked up with a guy

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in college has experienced them telling

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you that it's an accident it's not a

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[ __ ] accident so no but she like her

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like i forget if like

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he mentioned her ass or if like she

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mentioned her ass but like at some point

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they were like oh like that'd be like a

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future date and she's like you don't

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know unless you try and like so then

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suddenly this girl

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who's a prude and has she's like i've

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had sex with two men and sexual

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experiences with four men total in my

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life um

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is getting railed in the ass

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by liam

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edenhoff

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the garden of eden at the sex club

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called the garden

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and that is what is in all caps in

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chelsea's notes it just says anal with

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an exclamation point in all caps in in

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all caps i felt like it was important

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and i needed to remember to mention it

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and it takes up like three lines of text

390
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like it's okay it's a dotted page

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it is not like three full lines it is

392
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three full lines those would be some

393
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small ass lines that would be smaller

394
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than college print paper

395
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oh well then it's fine carry on it's

396
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like two and a half lines of college

397
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print that just says anal with a giant

398
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exclamation point okay so there is that

399
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:20,480
so then like the next morning

400
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katya wakes up at liam's place and like

401
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they like went back to his place kept

402
00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:25,920
[ __ ]

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she is

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hungover still a little drunk whatever

405
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he like kisses her goodbye like it's

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like let's like we'll i'll see you when

407
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i see you kind of kind of energy

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right like let's do this again kiss kiss

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bye yes yeah and so then like the next

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scene is kind of like the next few

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scenes are like

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katya kind of processing and like liam

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processings like tattoos kind of like

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talking to a roommate and being like oh

415
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like what what's am i into this like i

416
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can't believe like this is so out of

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character for me but i also was really

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into it so like is this really out of

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character for me do i need new clothes

420
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that aren't on a karen to represent who

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i am as a human

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and then like liam is talking to ricky

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and like they're like how did the date

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go

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and liam's like yeah like i think i like

426
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want to see her again

427
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obviously one would hope

428
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right like

429
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well and there's also this whole dynamic

430
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where like

431
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he will keep making comments and she's

432
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like stop underestimating me but then

433
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like she'll like make slightly

434
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self-deprecating comments and he's like

435
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stop putting yourself down i'm like but

436
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,320
also like you kind of keep

437
00:15:24,079 --> 00:15:27,760
unintentionally putting her down by like

438
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all of these assumptions you've made

439
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:32,320
about her as a human without

440
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:34,800
conversation but that's you know

441
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,000
a tangent i just like

442
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i don't know i felt kind of strongly

443
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about it when i was reading it because

444
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like there's really she's like stop

445
00:15:39,759 --> 00:15:42,880
underestimating me and he's like i

446
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,279
couldn't believe how like

447
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,279
effortlessly sexy she was

448
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but then like she'll make comments and

449
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:52,720
then like so are you under are you only

450
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underestimating her sexually

451
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like

452
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i think that's what i was really trying

453
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,639
to figure out but that's that's not

454
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really gonna we aren't gonna do the full

455
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:02,000
review on that thought process

456
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so

457
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then

458
00:16:02,959 --> 00:16:07,040
katya is telling her roommate about the

459
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:09,360
sexual experience with liam over the

460
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phone while she's at work at the bakery

461
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:14,560
sure that is the place to talk about

462
00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:17,040
having accidental anal in a sex club

463
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:20,639
yes your first time having anal

464
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:22,480
on like a kind of date with a stranger

465
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like it really just seemed like a dare

466
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:26,639
more than a date

467
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so while she's working while katy is

468
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working the bakery like the

469
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the door chime sounds and then in walks

470
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,519
in

471
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her childhood neighbor

472
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woof

473
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:38,639
woof rick stone

474
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rick

475
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stone

476
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nailed that [ __ ] you really did i'm

477
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really proud of you thank you i really

478
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appreciate that you're welcome so he

479
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walks in but it's kind of like

480
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he's like on his phone and not fully

481
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paying attention and like she sees him

482
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and it's like holy [ __ ] this is like my

483
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childhood neighbor who like i had a

484
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crush on like i used to like creep out

485
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my window when he was swimming in his

486
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pool because i thought he was like the

487
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hot older guy and he's like six years

488
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:05,439
older than her

489
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but like he's not fully engaged when

490
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he's there and then he's like oh like i

491
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like need to

492
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place an order and she's like cool well

493
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like we have a wait list so

494
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if it's like my like my waitlist is at

495
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least three months out and he's like

496
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,400
wait what like well i guess our event is

497
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actually in five months so that's fine

498
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:24,079
but like kind of seemed like surprised

499
00:17:22,559 --> 00:17:25,679
by that

500
00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:28,240
but like doesn't really acknowledge that

501
00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:29,600
he knows her at all like she recognizes

502
00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,880
him and then it's like getting more and

503
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,799
more frustrated because he's kind of

504
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being like flippant and dismissive

505
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so

506
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woof

507
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because that's his name

508
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,600
wolf like they like place the order they

509
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leave

510
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and then his assistant walks back in

511
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with like a business card and it's like

512
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be here at 7pm and she's like what and

513
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like is this about the order and the

514
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assistant was like no this isn't about

515
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the cupcakes

516
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meet him here at 7pm and so she's like

517
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:04,240
okay why wouldn't i

518
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:06,320
so um because of all the true crime

519
00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:09,760
documentaries that have ever been

520
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:11,679
created that's why right i'm like

521
00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:12,640
i really she's a little too trusting

522
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:14,400
yeah

523
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,320
i don't think it's related to her donna

524
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:18,480
care and apparel i don't know if they're

525
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:20,320
not related though

526
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,840
so that's what i'm considering fair

527
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point

528
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i'm sure it's no surprise she shows up

529
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to the bar at 7 pm to see him and like

530
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,919
once again like he's like kind of

531
00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:33,360
engaged with her and it's like he'll

532
00:18:31,919 --> 00:18:35,360
like put his hand on her thigh but then

533
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:36,799
like he's like on his phone and like

534
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,880
kind of looking around like seems bored

535
00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:40,400
when she's talking and like not really

536
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,240
into the date

537
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,720
honestly he's like loki a dick

538
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:47,360
throughout the date but she's just like

539
00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:48,720
i could feel my panties getting wet like

540
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:50,640
she's like they're just like this like

541
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,400
tension building between us and i'm like

542
00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,799
really because like you

543
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,480
it seems like he's like

544
00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:58,080
not that into it even though he's the

545
00:18:56,480 --> 00:19:00,559
one instigating all of this so it's a

546
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,919
little bit confusing

547
00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:03,120
it sounds like some like low-key

548
00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:05,120
gaslighting

549
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:07,360
like a little like it's not i wouldn't

550
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:08,960
say it's like bully romance at all but

551
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:10,799
it's like definitely this like weird

552
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:13,679
dichotomy where you're like

553
00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:15,440
he's just a dick to you why are you so

554
00:19:13,679 --> 00:19:16,880
into this

555
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,960
so then he

556
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:21,039
drives her home and just like drops her

557
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,559
off and she's like okay well like what

558
00:19:21,039 --> 00:19:24,880
what the [ __ ] was that because she's

559
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:26,880
like why are we here what are we doing

560
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,640
and he's like well like this is

561
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:30,000
most people would call this a date when

562
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,440
they like eat food and she's like i

563
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,120
thought this was about a bakery order

564
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,720
like you didn't even acknowledge that

565
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:36,080
you knew me

566
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,440
how was i supposed to know that this was

567
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,080
a date

568
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,440
so he like drops her off very quickly

569
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,480
and then she's like telling her roommate

570
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:44,480
about it and then suddenly there's a

571
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,919
knock on her door and like woof is there

572
00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:47,360
and like kisses her

573
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,640
and they're like okay

574
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,320
let's go like

575
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,160
how how awesome is that but then she's

576
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:53,520
like oh no there's two guys what am i

577
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,080
doing

578
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:58,160
and so then the next day she's

579
00:19:56,080 --> 00:20:01,360
leaving her apartment and down in the

580
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:03,440
lobby liam is waiting there

581
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,200
and liam has been waiting for her for a

582
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:07,440
while because he never got her phone

583
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:09,600
number whoops that feels like an

584
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,720
oversight on his part so much so and

585
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:13,679
then he's like

586
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:15,039
let's go for tacos

587
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,440
and

588
00:20:15,039 --> 00:20:19,440
he's like really into tacos like liam's

589
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:22,960
whole energy he's obviously really into

590
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,960
tacos among other things

591
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,120
i see what you did there thank you thank

592
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:29,039
you very much well so like

593
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:31,120
here's like liam's energy throughout the

594
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:33,280
entire book is like

595
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:35,520
so we also find out he owns the

596
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:37,280
apartment buildings that they live in

597
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,120
like they have worse they'd previously

598
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:41,520
been owned by his aunt or someone and

599
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:43,200
like they were like left to him and he

600
00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:44,400
is a twin brother or some [ __ ] his

601
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,000
brother is a doctor and isn't in the

602
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,919
picture

603
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,679
well not until future books there is a

604
00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,480
book about his twin brother

605
00:20:49,679 --> 00:20:52,400
um

606
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:53,280
so

607
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,200
yeah

608
00:20:53,280 --> 00:20:57,200
like he like owns these buildings that

609
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,799
he kind of like happened into then like

610
00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,640
had money then like he'd been working at

611
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:02,960
the sex club then he wanted to own it so

612
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:05,520
he got like ricky to invest and so then

613
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:07,679
he has a business partner but like

614
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:09,679
his entire like energy the entire time

615
00:21:07,679 --> 00:21:11,120
is like 32 year old

616
00:21:09,679 --> 00:21:12,960
slacker

617
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,960
surfer bro who just wants to eat tacos

618
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:17,120
and get stoned every day like not really

619
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,960
aspiring too much happens to have a ton

620
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:21,120
of money because he inherited this and

621
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,080
owns the sex club exactly right right

622
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:24,559
right

623
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,840
so liam asks her out for tacos and then

624
00:21:24,559 --> 00:21:26,720
wolf is like

625
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:29,520
hey

626
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:31,600
you're like we're going out again and

627
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:34,080
like meet me on saturday and then she's

628
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,360
like oh no what do i do like i said yes

629
00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:37,600
to both of them in my head i'm like you

630
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,200
could say no to one of them

631
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:40,880
or you could say yes to both of them

632
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,640
babe like you have not committed to

633
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,000
either one exactly i'm like i really

634
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,600
feel like you're putting a lot of

635
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,400
pressure on yourself you like if you

636
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:50,400
don't want to to say yes to both of them

637
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:52,720
don't and if you do

638
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,000
don't put this pressure on yourself

639
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:55,280
you don't owe either of them anything

640
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,240
like you are in a relationship with

641
00:21:55,280 --> 00:22:01,200
either of them sure you had anal in the

642
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:03,440
sex club the first time you met liam you

643
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:06,000
don't owe him a relationship you don't

644
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:08,240
owe anyone anything so your wild oats

645
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,559
babe like do your thing

646
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:13,039
so while she's hanging out with liam on

647
00:22:10,559 --> 00:22:16,640
their like taco date she like says like

648
00:22:13,039 --> 00:22:19,280
hey like i'm seeing someone else like i

649
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:21,039
just like wanted to let you know like

650
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,039
it's it's super new

651
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,000
we've only gone out like

652
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:25,600
once

653
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,200
we're going out again but like it's

654
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:31,760
super new and then like he's like cool

655
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,760
so what do you want to bone and she's

656
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,919
like well like i like feel like

657
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:37,520
conflicted about this because

658
00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:40,480
there's this other guy and then he's

659
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:43,200
like i'll keep it strictly vag

660
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,880
you know the true gentleman

661
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,799
that he is

662
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,320
so thoughtful yeah he's like i'll keep a

663
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,520
strictly badge like we don't need to go

664
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,840
anal again

665
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:53,600
i'm like so then it's fine what a

666
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:55,679
generous offer

667
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:58,640
but he seems like a generous lover to be

668
00:22:55,679 --> 00:23:01,919
totally honest right yeah yeah so she's

669
00:22:58,640 --> 00:23:03,280
like thanks but i i i think we'll pass

670
00:23:01,919 --> 00:23:05,360
this time

671
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:07,039
so then she goes out on the date

672
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:09,120
with with woof

673
00:23:07,039 --> 00:23:10,640
and like once again he's like he's kind

674
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,960
of a dick like it feels like he's like

675
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,200
nugging her throughout this date like

676
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:17,520
i'm kind of like

677
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:20,080
what is this like passionate romantic

678
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:23,280
tension between y'all that like

679
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:26,320
you like he just kind of seems mean yeah

680
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:28,320
but you also seem into it so

681
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,000
live your life i am not here to judge

682
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,679
people that's degradation kink you know

683
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:33,840
what i'm saying like if you're into that

684
00:23:31,679 --> 00:23:34,559
you're into that but like that needs to

685
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,480
be

686
00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:38,080
a conversation

687
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,520
and i think that's like the thing about

688
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,960
a lot of these books it's like it's not

689
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,799
a full

690
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:44,480
conversation and they do even say like

691
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:45,600
katya mentions in this book like later

692
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,919
on she's like

693
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,520
oh liam always like

694
00:23:47,919 --> 00:23:50,880
is hesitant to touch me and you like

695
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,480
whenever like he's about to do something

696
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,159
like he like makes eye contact with me

697
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,000
like asking for permission and she's

698
00:23:54,159 --> 00:23:57,200
like wolf just kind of like takes what

699
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,080
like he's like

700
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,600
what is

701
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:01,279
his

702
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:03,360
and so yeah like there's like kind of

703
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:04,960
that relationship

704
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:07,039
and so like she mentions that like

705
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,080
there's another guy as well that she's

706
00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:10,400
been sleeping with because she's trying

707
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,240
to be upfront with both of them

708
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,760
and then

709
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,520
honestly i don't really fully remember

710
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,279
all of the details she

711
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,720
he like makes a comment and then like

712
00:24:17,279 --> 00:24:21,120
she goes into the bathroom and then

713
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:22,799
she's like i'm like i want him and i

714
00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:24,400
just i'm feeling the sexual tension with

715
00:24:22,799 --> 00:24:25,760
him so she takes off her panties in the

716
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,720
bathroom

717
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:31,039
okay yep and then she walks out of the

718
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:34,640
bathroom and like hands him her panties

719
00:24:31,039 --> 00:24:37,279
and is like these are yours like i'm i'm

720
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:39,520
into this and so that's one way to do it

721
00:24:37,279 --> 00:24:41,039
but also it's it's like the restaurant

722
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,360
in the

723
00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:44,880
ground floor of the office building he

724
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,880
owns that his offices are in like

725
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:48,080
getting there was very little effort for

726
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,679
him not that it needs to be effort i

727
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,840
just wanted to make note of that like he

728
00:24:49,679 --> 00:24:54,480
just went downstairs from his office

729
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:56,159
yes but he tells like the

730
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:59,200
gm of the restaurant like hey we need

731
00:24:56,159 --> 00:25:00,799
the room for 10 minutes

732
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:03,440
for 10 minutes

733
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:04,960
yeah i specifically remember noting for

734
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,159
10 minutes we need the room for 10

735
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:08,080
minutes i'm like well that's a little

736
00:25:06,159 --> 00:25:10,880
bit of an insult

737
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:12,799
well yeah i'm like okay so

738
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:15,679
so we've already established that

739
00:25:12,799 --> 00:25:17,840
apparently liam is a generous lover and

740
00:25:15,679 --> 00:25:18,880
wolf here is like give me a cool tin

741
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,279
he's

742
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:24,000
to his credit he's still generous

743
00:25:21,279 --> 00:25:26,880
just more efficient

744
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:29,200
well when i think of hot sweaty sex i

745
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:31,200
think of efficiency so

746
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,880
well yeah because it's like a high

747
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:34,240
intensity workout you get that heart

748
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:37,200
rate up quickly

749
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,919
we're into hiit thank you

750
00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,919
so

751
00:25:37,919 --> 00:25:42,400
then he's like all your like she like

752
00:25:39,919 --> 00:25:44,159
had given her her panties and then she's

753
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,320
like he's like all of your panties

754
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:47,679
belong to me like you belong like just

755
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,840
very like

756
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:51,360
we're a thing now and like your mind

757
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,200
whenever it is yeah like very very

758
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:54,159
possessive wasn't like making comments

759
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,919
like

760
00:25:54,159 --> 00:25:57,520
would would the other like would he have

761
00:25:55,919 --> 00:25:59,279
[ __ ] you on the table like making

762
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:01,279
comments of that capacity where are you

763
00:25:59,279 --> 00:26:03,679
liam would have he owns a sex club like

764
00:26:01,279 --> 00:26:05,679
calm down wolf yes he would have thank

765
00:26:03,679 --> 00:26:07,760
you for asking but i don't think that's

766
00:26:05,679 --> 00:26:10,240
the answer you wanted in this situation

767
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:12,799
so you set yourself up for some

768
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,760
disappointment ultimately

769
00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:15,279
so

770
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:18,480
then

771
00:26:15,279 --> 00:26:19,760
liam gives after after this date i don't

772
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,120
really remember exactly when in the

773
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:24,880
timeline liam gives katya a key to the

774
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,400
roof of her buildings that way like she

775
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,159
can go up and like hang out in stargaze

776
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,720
and like it's their place like

777
00:26:28,159 --> 00:26:32,480
no one else has access to it and so it's

778
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,919
their special place for just the two of

779
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,360
them to hang out and so she's like oh

780
00:26:33,919 --> 00:26:38,080
like how sweet and like wonderful is

781
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:40,480
this and then he's also like hey because

782
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:42,159
it was in your bio i went ahead and did

783
00:26:40,480 --> 00:26:44,480
you a solid and signed you up for some

784
00:26:42,159 --> 00:26:45,600
for a strip aerobics class

785
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,320
um

786
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,360
candy with an i is the instructor

787
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,960
and yes

788
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:55,360
she did bone liam historically sure um

789
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,240
because when she first moved to san fran

790
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:56,960
um

791
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,720
she

792
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,320
frequented the sex club before she found

793
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:03,039
out that stripping was her real passion

794
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,360
in life good for her yes so now she's a

795
00:27:03,039 --> 00:27:08,000
strip aerobics instructor

796
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:10,159
and liam has signed katya up for this

797
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,559
class with his former lover with his

798
00:27:10,159 --> 00:27:13,360
former lover but that's a bold move but

799
00:27:12,559 --> 00:27:16,000
like

800
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,760
everyone is kind of liam's former lover

801
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,320
is his energy

802
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:22,080
good for him right like like their first

803
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,240
date walking through the sex club like

804
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:26,320
everyone was like eden how you doing man

805
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,480
like why haven't you called me like

806
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:31,520
everyone is

807
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:32,399
knows him in a sexual capacity

808
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:35,279
so

809
00:27:32,399 --> 00:27:37,279
after the like he also he doesn't attend

810
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:39,120
the the class he's just i signed you up

811
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:40,559
for this and then drops her off the

812
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,919
class and he's like i'll pick you up

813
00:27:40,559 --> 00:27:44,480
afterwards

814
00:27:41,919 --> 00:27:46,399
so after the strip aerobics class she's

815
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,159
in the shower cleaning herself up

816
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:49,919
because she's super sweaty and he like

817
00:27:48,159 --> 00:27:51,840
shows up in the women's

818
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:53,679
locker room of course he does and then

819
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:55,919
i'm sure we're all surprised to hear

820
00:27:53,679 --> 00:27:58,799
they bone in the shower i'm shocked by

821
00:27:55,919 --> 00:28:01,279
that there is shower sex underlined with

822
00:27:58,799 --> 00:28:03,679
an exploration point you're not allowed

823
00:28:01,279 --> 00:28:06,000
to see my notes anymore if you're gonna

824
00:28:03,679 --> 00:28:08,399
ruin the surprises forever you already

825
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:11,039
said it i did you're right you did try

826
00:28:08,399 --> 00:28:12,640
and tell people about anal too soon i

827
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:16,159
did i'm sorry

828
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:17,840
it won't happen again i just got excited

829
00:28:16,159 --> 00:28:19,600
so yes they have shower sex and like

830
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:21,679
she's completely naked and then like

831
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,880
he's like she's like haha it was so

832
00:28:21,679 --> 00:28:24,559
funny because his clothes were

833
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:26,240
completely wet because his jeans were

834
00:28:24,559 --> 00:28:28,559
just around his ankles this whole time

835
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,399
and then we took the city bus back to

836
00:28:28,559 --> 00:28:33,200
our apartments and i'm like

837
00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:36,320
hold up hold up hold up the jeans around

838
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:38,799
the ankles just reminds me of a a male

839
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,880
toddler using the bathroom like trying

840
00:28:38,799 --> 00:28:43,840
to pee

841
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:46,240
like that's not like around his ass i

842
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:48,480
get you know like just low enough but

843
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:51,520
around the ankles as well it was

844
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:54,559
aggressive enough sex that they they

845
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:57,760
shimmied down from his ass to his ankles

846
00:28:54,559 --> 00:28:58,640
they shimmied because of the zhuzh i get

847
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,320
of

848
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,039
the shower sex and the strip aerobics

849
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,000
so

850
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:05,919
yes

851
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,960
like we kind of continue on this on this

852
00:29:05,919 --> 00:29:09,760
journey

853
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:12,080
katy is like hanging out with woof and

854
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,080
like they're going on like lunch dates

855
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,799
and like having fun very proper in her

856
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:18,559
donna karen yes and then like she's like

857
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:20,159
hanging out like bringing tacos to liam

858
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:21,679
and like they have the other like they

859
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:24,640
have their late nights she sure is

860
00:29:21,679 --> 00:29:27,679
bringing tacos to liam she is definitely

861
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:29,120
well she's brought liam her her tacos

862
00:29:27,679 --> 00:29:31,440
twice

863
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,760
are they carne asada

864
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:36,480
fish

865
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:36,480
oh my gosh

866
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,640
she brought her fish tacos

867
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:44,000
i hate this euphemism

868
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,960
so much

869
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:50,960
i'm so sorry also all i can think of is

870
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:53,360
like the intro to like colt 45. yes yes

871
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:57,200
good morning ladies with the fish market

872
00:29:53,360 --> 00:30:01,200
okay so she like she katya brings

873
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:03,120
brings liam tacos not her fish

874
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,960
it's just like real tacos

875
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:09,760
like actual taco actual tacos um to him

876
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:11,679
at work and like and surprises him with

877
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,039
with lunch and then like his business

878
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:15,360
partner ricky's in the bathrooms like

879
00:30:13,039 --> 00:30:16,720
she still hasn't met ricky

880
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,919
but like he's like oh like do you want

881
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,039
to meet him and she's like oh no it's

882
00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:21,200
fine like i didn't mean to interrupt and

883
00:30:19,039 --> 00:30:24,080
so they kind of leave and like

884
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:25,679
cute dates continue like so liam is way

885
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,440
more like the planner and wolf is way

886
00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:29,520
more of like the i'm just gonna show up

887
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,120
at your place and be like why wouldn't

888
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,559
we be hanging out like

889
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:34,320
right i'm free

890
00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:35,919
you go with me so why wouldn't we be

891
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,919
hanging out like she shows up at her

892
00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:39,279
house and like for like chinese takeout

893
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,520
and like she gives them a manicure so

894
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:43,840
there are these like really sweet date

895
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:45,840
moments between them

896
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,279
but i also feel like they weren't

897
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,039
highlighted and represented enough in

898
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:51,520
the book so most of their interactions

899
00:30:49,039 --> 00:30:53,200
that we read about are all like

900
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:56,000
he's kind of a little bit of a douche

901
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:58,480
and like kind of an [ __ ] but then

902
00:30:56,000 --> 00:31:00,720
they're like more like these montagey

903
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,679
interactions where you're like oh like i

904
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,880
see

905
00:31:01,679 --> 00:31:04,320
where they're

906
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,000
developing their friendship and their

907
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,559
relationship well but it doesn't seem

908
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,640
like the intention is to be sweet it

909
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:12,159
seems like the intention is like the way

910
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,559
you're describing it

911
00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:16,000
it's not that he's like you know what i

912
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:17,919
had some time and i was thinking about

913
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,240
you so i picked up chinese so i could

914
00:31:17,919 --> 00:31:22,720
come over to your house it was like

915
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:25,039
i'm free and kind of horny and was like

916
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:27,279
obviously katie's gonna be free i think

917
00:31:25,039 --> 00:31:29,519
it's somewhere between the two like i

918
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:31,120
don't think it's like a i'm

919
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:32,960
i have nothing to do when i'm horny so

920
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,279
why wouldn't i be doing this right i

921
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,039
think it's like he does legitimately

922
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:39,120
like her but just like the way he like

923
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:40,320
processes and handles things and like

924
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,000
you learn more about like he had a lot

925
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,519
of like familial pressures on him

926
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,039
growing up and like his parents had a

927
00:31:43,519 --> 00:31:47,279
nasty divorce and he had to like help

928
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:48,480
support his mom and like sisters and at

929
00:31:47,279 --> 00:31:50,159
one point in the book even says he's

930
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,880
like they feel more like my daughters

931
00:31:50,159 --> 00:31:55,840
than my sisters because there's like a

932
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:58,320
eight to ten year age difference between

933
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,399
them like he was financially supporting

934
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,320
them for a lot of this

935
00:32:00,399 --> 00:32:04,960
um but yeah so like it just kind of

936
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:07,120
seems like he's it's more of like

937
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:08,480
just like neighborhood and claim it and

938
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:09,679
just more of like

939
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,720
yeah i want to see her so i'm going to

940
00:32:09,679 --> 00:32:12,640
show up and obviously we're going to

941
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:15,120
hang out feels like more of the energy

942
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:17,039
than like i'm horny and have nothing to

943
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,360
do if that difference makes sense yeah

944
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:21,679
it does yes it does so we like we go on

945
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:23,679
this montage of like the she's she keeps

946
00:32:21,679 --> 00:32:25,279
hanging out with both of them

947
00:32:23,679 --> 00:32:27,039
i mean is she banging both of them well

948
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:29,440
that's what does that say she has

949
00:32:27,039 --> 00:32:31,039
started to turn liam down and is like i

950
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:33,200
feel weird like i don't really like

951
00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:35,039
think i like want to do anything else

952
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:37,840
with you i like

953
00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:40,720
i don't feel like ethically i feel

954
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:42,960
like not comfortable with the both of

955
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:45,120
you and like i i'm developing stronger

956
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:46,240
feelings for him so i feel guilty like

957
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:48,000
more of that

958
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:50,080
sort of energy

959
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,760
i'm i'm apparently team liam because i

960
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:54,000
did not like that

961
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:55,600
i could tell you're like you're like

962
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,039
[ __ ]

963
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,279
actually don't [ __ ] him that's the

964
00:32:57,039 --> 00:33:01,440
problem [ __ ] liam instead

965
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:05,120
apparently yes

966
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:06,640
so then like wolf and and katya have a

967
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,440
date planned and like he has to work

968
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,039
late

969
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,799
so he's like texting he's like just

970
00:33:09,039 --> 00:33:12,880
coming up to my office instead so like

971
00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:13,679
his assistant like lets her in then he

972
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:16,159
like

973
00:33:13,679 --> 00:33:18,799
it's still like another hour or two and

974
00:33:16,159 --> 00:33:20,399
it's just more of this thing where like

975
00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,679
katya was like oh if he was gonna be

976
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:23,600
late she's like i mean like i went when

977
00:33:21,679 --> 00:33:25,519
he said go but like i would have liked

978
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,720
to go home if we weren't gonna but she's

979
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:28,480
like yeah

980
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:31,360
really likes him and it just kind of

981
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,480
like goes with whatever he says

982
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,480
and then

983
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,679
in his like office and

984
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,200
on the conference table in the

985
00:33:35,679 --> 00:33:39,200
conference room somewhere in his office

986
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,960
she like gives them a strip tease this

987
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:44,000
night and then they like bone all over

988
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,519
the office well good because she learned

989
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:47,679
all of these skills from the strip

990
00:33:45,519 --> 00:33:50,159
aerobics class that liam signed her up

991
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:51,919
for thanks liam right like he's really

992
00:33:50,159 --> 00:33:54,080
coming in clutch for her sexual

993
00:33:51,919 --> 00:33:56,399
experiences with another man he is

994
00:33:54,080 --> 00:34:00,000
coming in what a game but not her clutch

995
00:33:56,399 --> 00:34:03,279
not her clutch not her fish taco

996
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,279
not her prison purse

997
00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:06,480
oh

998
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,679
no

999
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:09,760
that's what happens when you work in

1000
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:12,399
community mental health too long

1001
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:14,240
you refer to a vagina as a prison purse

1002
00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:17,839
sure do

1003
00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:17,839
don't miss those days or those

1004
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:27,919
i'm smells telling that for what it is

1005
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,919
oh god you can't unsmell it you guys

1006
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,760
any of it so like she gives him the

1007
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:33,599
striptease and then like the next couple

1008
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:35,679
scenes it's like

1009
00:34:33,599 --> 00:34:37,119
katya gets home and her roommate is

1010
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:39,520
there and like in the middle of the day

1011
00:34:37,119 --> 00:34:41,119
and she realizes like her roommate is

1012
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,639
unemployed and like lost her job but has

1013
00:34:41,119 --> 00:34:44,480
been like lying about it this whole time

1014
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:45,839
and like felt bad and then katy's like

1015
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,480
oh my gosh like i'm such a shitty best

1016
00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:49,520
friend and roommate cause i didn't even

1017
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:52,399
notice because i've been so like

1018
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:54,000
preoccupied with these bros so like

1019
00:34:52,399 --> 00:34:55,919
let's drink let's have a great time

1020
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:57,440
let's like have a good night at night

1021
00:34:55,919 --> 00:34:59,119
yes and then she's like oh can you bake

1022
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,720
me that cake and then katy is like no

1023
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:02,240
because the [ __ ] oven in our

1024
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:03,920
apartment is still broken and i keep

1025
00:35:02,240 --> 00:35:05,119
running our management company and i've

1026
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,320
even mentioned it to liam and like

1027
00:35:05,119 --> 00:35:08,320
nothing's happening and she's just like

1028
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,280
annoyed that she can't bake her roommate

1029
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,880
a cake

1030
00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:13,119
because she's a baker she's a

1031
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:15,440
professional baker with a waitlist who

1032
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:17,520
has reached so you go to your bakery

1033
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:19,040
dumbass honestly i was like you couldn't

1034
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,680
go pick something up

1035
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:22,960
this is literally what you do right like

1036
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,760
i feel like you could have been more

1037
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:27,040
resourceful than you chose to be

1038
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,240
but instead you just chose to like get

1039
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,400
[ __ ] faced with your roommate and that's

1040
00:35:28,240 --> 00:35:32,560
also a fine life choice you you couldn't

1041
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,599
have cake you had alcohol

1042
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,400
so like

1043
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:37,280
we say as sipping our bota box

1044
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,880
our

1045
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:41,280
dark malbec

1046
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,839
ripe rich and smooth

1047
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:45,599
nighthawk black

1048
00:35:42,839 --> 00:35:47,200
argentina um bota box we are not

1049
00:35:45,599 --> 00:35:49,599
sponsored by buddha box but it'd be a

1050
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:52,240
lot cooler if we were

1051
00:35:49,599 --> 00:35:54,400
as we sit here and continue to drink

1052
00:35:52,240 --> 00:35:56,640
from the box that also like y'all aren't

1053
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:59,359
here with us but we have this box like

1054
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:01,520
within like arm's reach so we can refill

1055
00:35:59,359 --> 00:36:04,720
on the go as needed throughout our

1056
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:08,560
storytelling it is pretty uh vital to

1057
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:10,079
our storytelling at this juncture

1058
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:11,440
it really is

1059
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:14,079
like

1060
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,400
like alcohol isn't a necessity

1061
00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:19,119
but it does make this more fun

1062
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:21,040
by a lot especially if you listen to the

1063
00:36:19,119 --> 00:36:23,520
master of salt and bones episode you

1064
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,520
needed a lot of alcohol you needed more

1065
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:27,040
alcohol than we had recording it

1066
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,119
precisely and i know that because

1067
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:31,520
halfway through recording it i went i

1068
00:36:29,119 --> 00:36:34,320
wish i had another alcohol

1069
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:38,079
i wish i had another alcohol not another

1070
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:38,079
drink another alcohol

1071
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,000
i mean

1072
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:47,280
chelsea tomato tomato

1073
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:49,280
tomato tomato well done so

1074
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:52,079
very quick tangent very early on dating

1075
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,640
my husband he had text me and was trying

1076
00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:57,520
to say tomato tomato but because of the

1077
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:59,920
same smelling i just read the text as

1078
00:36:57,520 --> 00:37:01,680
tomato tomato and then i was so confused

1079
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,240
like why did he just disney tomato

1080
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,240
tomato

1081
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,240
he was saying tomato tomato

1082
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:12,560
i get it now but yes if you ever see it

1083
00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:15,839
in in print it never makes sense unless

1084
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:17,440
they add an h in the second one oh i

1085
00:37:15,839 --> 00:37:19,440
have seen that that did help but if you

1086
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,280
just see tomato tomato no one reads that

1087
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,880
and it's like tomato tomato i knew what

1088
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,359
they meant no you read it as tomato

1089
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:28,079
tomato and then you're confused

1090
00:37:25,359 --> 00:37:30,560
so apparently it worked for him so right

1091
00:37:28,079 --> 00:37:32,480
all right going back carrying um katya

1092
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:35,680
is getting [ __ ] faced with her roommate

1093
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,720
tori because tori lost her job

1094
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:39,680
so she's trying to make her feel better

1095
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:41,280
and she like calls wolf incessantly and

1096
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,400
he like he's like you better be like

1097
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,520
picks up like after like the seventh

1098
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:45,440
time he's like you better be dying like

1099
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,160
what the [ __ ] why do you keep calling me

1100
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,720
and she's trash and she's like i i miss

1101
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,560
you and like i'm well i'm going to see

1102
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:53,920
my family and her family was like two

1103
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,800
hours away

1104
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,240
and carmel carmel carmel i don't know

1105
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:59,599
how they pronounce it in california i

1106
00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:01,119
know different cities pronounce that

1107
00:37:59,599 --> 00:38:05,040
city differently so

1108
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:06,880
carmel feels the most biblical

1109
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:10,800
which isn't really the vibe of this book

1110
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:11,680
and caramel feels the most delicious so

1111
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:15,680
so

1112
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:17,440
dealer's choice on how to proceed

1113
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:19,440
but she's like she's like you won't even

1114
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:20,560
see me for five days because i'm going

1115
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,320
home to see my family but she's like

1116
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,320
trash when she's like calling him so

1117
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:26,640
then like the next day liam stops by her

1118
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,839
place and is just like checking on her

1119
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,280
and hanging out and she's packing

1120
00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:30,880
frantically because she's like i need to

1121
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,119
i need to get ready i'm running late to

1122
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:36,160
to head back to my hometown i imagine

1123
00:38:33,119 --> 00:38:38,079
she's a bit hungover yes um she's

1124
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,560
hungover and just kind of frantically

1125
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:43,839
doing all this she does ask liam to hire

1126
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:45,839
her best friend tori at the sex club

1127
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:47,680
because tori has a lot of hospitality

1128
00:38:45,839 --> 00:38:49,200
experience

1129
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,960
and if there's one thing that's really

1130
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,599
important at a sex club it is

1131
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:54,400
hospitality well also i'm just gonna say

1132
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:56,320
like

1133
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,040
she ends up thriving and loving her job

1134
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,040
there

1135
00:38:57,040 --> 00:39:00,240
but what really made me laugh was she

1136
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:01,920
was like he was like well like i'll

1137
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:04,880
start her like upstairs like we don't

1138
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:06,960
start like on like the actual club floor

1139
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,880
like you started like the bar upstairs

1140
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:10,400
and then tori in the future is like

1141
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,240
please i was up there for five minutes

1142
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,880
but once it was clear like i have i'm

1143
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,960
like a great waitress with a great rack

1144
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:19,200
and i'm like good with a till they move

1145
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:21,280
me downstairs and i'm like good with it

1146
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,400
i was like to hand out water what

1147
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,720
because that's all that's happening

1148
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,480
downstairs you don't need a waitress

1149
00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:28,640
downstairs unless you're handing out

1150
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,920
water and condoms and lube

1151
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,680
which they have in each of the table

1152
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:34,160
booths so you shouldn't need a waitress

1153
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:36,160
for that right right unless

1154
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:38,000
i i mean could you

1155
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:42,240
could you order off the menu if you

1156
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:44,800
wanted a bug plug or something like what

1157
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:47,200
i don't remember a menu in the book but

1158
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:50,400
that would be a great addition to the

1159
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:53,200
sex club and honestly tori thrives so

1160
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,440
much she ends up like becoming the gm

1161
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,520
so like if anyone created a menu that

1162
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:59,599
had butt plugs on it it would be tori

1163
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:02,000
bringing that to the table

1164
00:39:59,599 --> 00:40:04,240
really creating her own job

1165
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:06,000
good for her yes we love tori she's a

1166
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,800
great hype woman she's a great best

1167
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,640
friend

1168
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:11,200
she has a future book

1169
00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:12,880
plot twist it's the book about liam's

1170
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,680
twin yes

1171
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:17,280
and that one is a journey holy [ __ ] i

1172
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,800
forgot all the like i'm pretty like

1173
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:21,200
there's like some human trafficking in

1174
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:23,599
that one it's a it's a journey we'll

1175
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,480
review that at a future date so

1176
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:25,920
then

1177
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,200
liam leaves

1178
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,560
katy is trying to get everything ready

1179
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,240
and then wolf suddenly like shows up at

1180
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,520
her door and it's like

1181
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,119
she's like i like i don't have time for

1182
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,800
this like i'm like i need to like get a

1183
00:40:33,119 --> 00:40:36,560
car because i forgot to reserve a car

1184
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:38,079
for my two-hour drive

1185
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,119
and he's like you don't need a car i'm

1186
00:40:38,079 --> 00:40:41,119
driving you

1187
00:40:39,119 --> 00:40:42,800
and she's like what do you mean and he's

1188
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:45,200
like no like i'm

1189
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:47,040
i'm going home to see my family as well

1190
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:50,480
so i told him i would drive you

1191
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:52,800
and she's like okay and like they get

1192
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:55,520
home and then like his mom has told

1193
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,040
katya's mom like yeah like he decided he

1194
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,720
was coming home after she announced that

1195
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,720
like she was visiting

1196
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:02,000
so like that's kind of sweet in its own

1197
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:03,520
right like there's not a lot of

1198
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,040
communication there but then like in the

1199
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,319
future she's like why did you like come

1200
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,400
come with me and he's like because five

1201
00:41:06,319 --> 00:41:09,920
days is a long time and you're like oh

1202
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:11,200
like there's like these like

1203
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,560
kind of sweet moments but the look on

1204
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,400
hannah's face is like these are not

1205
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:18,800
sweet and she's still very like it she's

1206
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:20,400
very clearly team liam i don't like it

1207
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,680
but like

1208
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,920
well and i think if i'm remembering

1209
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,520
correctly whoops mom isn't even in town

1210
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,960
the first night like he's like oh i'm

1211
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,119
gonna go home and visit my family but

1212
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:31,520
like she's not even like his mom's not

1213
00:41:29,119 --> 00:41:33,359
even there yet so

1214
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:35,040
like katya and her mom were gonna go out

1215
00:41:33,359 --> 00:41:37,280
to a nice dinner and he's like oh no

1216
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,960
like that what that restaurant won't do

1217
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,640
i'm gonna like cancel like that

1218
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:42,000
reservation and give us a reservation at

1219
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:44,319
this place that's like way nicer and way

1220
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,359
better like the best place in town

1221
00:41:44,319 --> 00:41:47,680
and like

1222
00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:49,599
trying in his own right

1223
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,119
and then she like sees him swimming from

1224
00:41:49,599 --> 00:41:52,240
her bedroom window and then it's like oh

1225
00:41:51,119 --> 00:41:53,920
this is like all of my childhood

1226
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:55,119
fantasies when i was like watching him

1227
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:57,359
swim and thought he was super hot but

1228
00:41:55,119 --> 00:42:00,560
like he was 18 when i was 12. so like

1229
00:41:57,359 --> 00:42:02,480
not a thing weird yeah so just like when

1230
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,920
it's a crush that kind of energy and so

1231
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,599
she's like yeah like all of this like

1232
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,599
all of my childhood

1233
00:42:05,599 --> 00:42:09,920
dreams could be fulfilled here it's like

1234
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:12,800
she goes and joins him in the pool

1235
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:15,040
but there's just like a lot of like

1236
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:16,960
is it is it like this with the other guy

1237
00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:18,800
like is he like this with you just in a

1238
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:20,880
way where you're like

1239
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,640
so it seemed like you were okay with

1240
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,160
there being two dudes but like the way

1241
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,680
you're acting

1242
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:26,720
makes it feel like we're not actually

1243
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,040
okay

1244
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,359
with there being two dudes

1245
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:32,800
and then kashia's mom is so excited that

1246
00:42:31,359 --> 00:42:34,960
she's home and because they live in like

1247
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,880
the very rich burbs stop reading my

1248
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:38,880
notes hannah i see you reading my notes

1249
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,960
and laughing we'll get there i don't

1250
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:44,160
even know which one you're reading i'm

1251
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:46,400
hiding my notes from you at this point

1252
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:49,440
hannah notes can no longer see my notes

1253
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:51,839
okay she's laughing at all of them

1254
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,200
they're amazing

1255
00:42:51,839 --> 00:42:54,319
i might take pictures of them in the

1256
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,720
future

1257
00:42:54,319 --> 00:43:00,160
please do so we can post them on social

1258
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:02,400
media later because they're fantastic

1259
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:04,800
well so katya's mom decides to host a

1260
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,079
barbecue because they're very popular in

1261
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:07,599
their neighborhood and everyone is

1262
00:43:06,079 --> 00:43:09,760
excited to be invited to this barbecue

1263
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:11,040
and because katy is home why wouldn't we

1264
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:13,520
so then like

1265
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,800
woof's mom helps host it because they're

1266
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:18,000
neighbors like people are going like

1267
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:19,440
between their yards but then katya gets

1268
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,359
like all kinds of jealous because she

1269
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,880
sees wolf like with his hand like with

1270
00:43:21,359 --> 00:43:24,240
his like arm around like this blonde

1271
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:26,240
girl and she's like who the [ __ ] is this

1272
00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:28,319
hoe like not all about this life and

1273
00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:31,440
then i'm like you have also been [ __ ]

1274
00:43:28,319 --> 00:43:32,640
liam so let's keep this in perspective

1275
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,400
but she like

1276
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:36,800
is like i'm not about this like kind of

1277
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:38,640
keeps drinking and then decides to like

1278
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,560
go to bed early

1279
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:43,200
and then liam sneaks in through her

1280
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:44,800
bedroom window hmm it's very high school

1281
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:47,040
right and he's like

1282
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:49,440
oh like fulfilling all of your like

1283
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,800
high school fantasies kind of energy

1284
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,319
then like

1285
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:55,839
they bone

1286
00:43:52,319 --> 00:43:58,880
in her childhood bedroom which like is a

1287
00:43:55,839 --> 00:43:59,839
weird energy to me yeah to be fair my

1288
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:02,160
parents

1289
00:43:59,839 --> 00:44:04,000
have moved so often that was never an

1290
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,839
option for me to bone in my childhood

1291
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,760
bedroom

1292
00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:11,680
but i don't think i'd be into it yeah

1293
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,480
right no

1294
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,319
so

1295
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,000
they bone and there's like she like she

1296
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:18,240
wakes up and she's like oh like he's not

1297
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,240
here and then like he was

1298
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:22,560
downstairs making coffee and like talk

1299
00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:25,680
to her mom it's like her mom knows he

1300
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,359
slept over and then like awkward yes but

1301
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:29,280
it was also a big thing because he never

1302
00:44:27,359 --> 00:44:32,160
invites women to stay the night at his

1303
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:34,640
apartment he's only had one woman ever

1304
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:36,880
like stay the night and so

1305
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:38,160
katya never stays stays the night they

1306
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,440
never sleep together and so it was a

1307
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:41,119
really big deal because he stayed and

1308
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,560
slept over after he snuck into her

1309
00:44:41,119 --> 00:44:45,280
childhood bedroom

1310
00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,400
so she's like oh wow like what's

1311
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,240
happening here like this is really

1312
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,920
progressing and he like made coffee and

1313
00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:52,720
talked to my mom and so on and so forth

1314
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,720
and then like they

1315
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:57,760
they're hanging out she's drinking her

1316
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:58,960
coffee and she like tells wolf like that

1317
00:44:57,760 --> 00:45:00,880
she has

1318
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,960
substantial feelings for him and it's

1319
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:06,160
like i'm like nervous because like i

1320
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:07,520
think i like actually really do like you

1321
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:08,400
and i don't really know what to do with

1322
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,079
that

1323
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:12,000
and he's like

1324
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:13,839
okay thanks for telling me

1325
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,359
and like it doesn't doesn't really

1326
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:18,000
reciprocate

1327
00:45:15,359 --> 00:45:20,960
kind of as is his way and then they take

1328
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:23,040
a nap and they they like fall asleep

1329
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:26,000
and then when she wakes up he's sitting

1330
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,920
there and like clearly looks like

1331
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:29,760
he has some inner turmoil going on and

1332
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:31,760
he's like i have a business deal in san

1333
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:34,400
francisco i have to go back

1334
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:36,160
and she's like oh okay oh yeah like no

1335
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,440
that that's fine like no problem and

1336
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,720
he's like i'll send a car for you she's

1337
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,839
like no like don't worry about it like i

1338
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,960
can get back myself and he's like i'll

1339
00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:42,079
send a [ __ ] car for you that's what i

1340
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,520
said i was gonna do and she's like okay

1341
00:45:42,079 --> 00:45:45,040
fine i'll take care of all my car or

1342
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,560
whatever

1343
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:48,160
um so

1344
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:51,040
like it kind of leaves awkward and

1345
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:52,800
clumsy between them he leaves

1346
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:54,319
and then she just like doesn't hear from

1347
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:55,440
him

1348
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:56,960
and so she's like hanging out with her

1349
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,319
mom trying to stay busy they're like

1350
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,560
hanging out and baking and having fun

1351
00:45:58,319 --> 00:46:02,319
she's like told her mom who's always

1352
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:03,839
been a more conservative woman that

1353
00:46:02,319 --> 00:46:06,720
she's like seeing two men and her mom

1354
00:46:03,839 --> 00:46:08,800
was like oddly like

1355
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:10,319
accepting of the idea and so then she's

1356
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,680
like oh well like maybe like i don't

1357
00:46:10,319 --> 00:46:12,960
need to be as like uptight as i've

1358
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,480
always been and like i've put this on

1359
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,280
myself

1360
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,839
so

1361
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,640
she takes the car that he got

1362
00:46:17,839 --> 00:46:20,160
back

1363
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,839
to

1364
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:23,200
san francisco but like still doesn't

1365
00:46:21,839 --> 00:46:24,960
really like doesn't hear from him

1366
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,319
there's no interaction or conversation

1367
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,200
between them

1368
00:46:26,319 --> 00:46:29,359
then

1369
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:31,440
liam decides to be really sweet because

1370
00:46:29,359 --> 00:46:32,319
he's liam and that's what he does

1371
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,160
and

1372
00:46:32,319 --> 00:46:36,079
he takes like a kiddie pool and like

1373
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,520
brings it up on the roof and so then

1374
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:38,720
they can like sit

1375
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,640
up on the roof and like put their feet

1376
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:42,880
in the pool and hang out

1377
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,000
and have this great time hashtag team

1378
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,560
liam

1379
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,760
yes so like that's happening while

1380
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:51,520
oh if it's like ghosting her yeah

1381
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:54,000
so has she tried to reach out to him at

1382
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:56,880
this point and he's just not responding

1383
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:58,640
yeah she definitely like gets trashed

1384
00:46:56,880 --> 00:47:00,400
and like

1385
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,640
is very upset about all of this like

1386
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,119
he's not responding to her i'm sensing a

1387
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:06,960
pattern right and letting trash in

1388
00:47:05,119 --> 00:47:08,960
reaching out to wool

1389
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:11,200
well twice

1390
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,440
but feels like a pattern one more time

1391
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,720
and it's a pattern

1392
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,800
and also for the length of a book i

1393
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:18,880
guess twice can still be a pattern so

1394
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:22,160
like she's like puking everywhere and

1395
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:26,000
like liam comforts her and is like the

1396
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:27,920
sweet stand-up guy that like liam is and

1397
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,880
so

1398
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:30,800
um

1399
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:33,760
i want to make sure i'm not getting out

1400
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:36,000
of order here

1401
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:38,240
yes so

1402
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,599
then katya feels really bad that like

1403
00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:42,559
liam took care of her while she was like

1404
00:47:39,599 --> 00:47:43,839
puking crying over another dude so

1405
00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:45,680
she

1406
00:47:43,839 --> 00:47:46,880
like goes and was like talking with liam

1407
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:48,640
and liam's like

1408
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,240
i need to tell katya that i think i'm in

1409
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,640
love with her because like i'm gonna

1410
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:54,480
like shoot my shot i'm like i'm just

1411
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,160
gonna go for it and then

1412
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,839
like right as he's about to say it his

1413
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:59,760
business partner calls ricky calls and

1414
00:47:57,839 --> 00:48:01,599
like they get into a fight and so katy

1415
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,440
is like all right like i'm i'm kind of

1416
00:48:01,599 --> 00:48:06,240
leaving like you have whatever

1417
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,680
conversation you need

1418
00:48:06,240 --> 00:48:08,880
so

1419
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:12,319
then

1420
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:14,720
we moved to a scene where katya is at a

1421
00:48:12,319 --> 00:48:17,280
wedding venue with one of her

1422
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:19,119
baking clients

1423
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:22,400
what are they called is there a more

1424
00:48:19,119 --> 00:48:25,119
official name than that i don't know

1425
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:28,880
customers yeah like

1426
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:30,240
a customer who had hired katya to make

1427
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,880
her wedding cake and this is like a

1428
00:48:30,240 --> 00:48:34,880
super affluent customer

1429
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:36,559
she and it's like a customer like you're

1430
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:38,319
rooting for for i think her name is

1431
00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:40,480
lauren she has like

1432
00:48:38,319 --> 00:48:42,319
four kids and her husband had died and

1433
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:43,280
so she'd been like working alone and

1434
00:48:42,319 --> 00:48:45,359
then met

1435
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,280
this man who had like obscene amounts of

1436
00:48:45,359 --> 00:48:48,960
money and just like worships the [ __ ]

1437
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,160
out of her so like i don't know if they

1438
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,440
have a book i would totally read it if

1439
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,880
they did i'm like what uh what a fun

1440
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,559
little i'm like i'm really rooting for

1441
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,880
the side character here

1442
00:48:54,559 --> 00:48:58,400
so they're at the venue talking about

1443
00:48:56,880 --> 00:49:01,599
the cake and talking about like where it

1444
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:03,599
will go and all of those details

1445
00:49:01,599 --> 00:49:06,240
katya still has not heard from wolf

1446
00:49:03,599 --> 00:49:08,400
through all of this

1447
00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:10,960
so

1448
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:13,920
i'm sure we're all surprised that wolf

1449
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:15,440
walks in to this venue while she's

1450
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:17,119
working while she's working with some

1451
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,480
business associates

1452
00:49:17,119 --> 00:49:20,000
and like they're doing their thing and

1453
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:22,079
she's doing hers and she sees him as

1454
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,760
like what in the actual [ __ ]

1455
00:49:22,079 --> 00:49:25,520
oh my stars

1456
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,559
tell me because i think i know

1457
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:29,119
so

1458
00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:30,880
she goes and is like hey can we

1459
00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:33,760
like can we talk like it's like trying

1460
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:34,720
to engage with him and he's just like

1461
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,240
a

1462
00:49:34,720 --> 00:49:40,319
straight up

1463
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:42,640
dick the entire time is he the crew

1464
00:49:40,319 --> 00:49:44,480
he's not the groom okay he i really

1465
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:45,599
thought he was gonna be the girl no i

1466
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,000
really thought he was gonna be there

1467
00:49:45,599 --> 00:49:50,559
that would have been the oh my god oh no

1468
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:52,640
the coup de gras right no we are rooting

1469
00:49:50,559 --> 00:49:56,079
for lauren the side character bride she

1470
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:59,040
is not with wolf

1471
00:49:56,079 --> 00:50:00,559
but like he's a dick and like she's like

1472
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,160
you like what happened like where did

1473
00:50:00,559 --> 00:50:03,839
you go and he's like i don't you want

1474
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:05,920
from me like i met your mother i was

1475
00:50:03,839 --> 00:50:08,319
like i've been kind to you i drove you

1476
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:11,440
home i let you [ __ ] some other guy while

1477
00:50:08,319 --> 00:50:13,680
we like this whole like i let you

1478
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:16,800
yeah i let you [ __ ] some other guy like

1479
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:19,680
you were the doll girl next door like

1480
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,760
go so like essentially is like calling

1481
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:24,240
her like a naive [ __ ]

1482
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:27,359
for all of this and she's like naive

1483
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:30,000
[ __ ] feels like an oxymoron though

1484
00:50:27,359 --> 00:50:31,119
you know and yet still applicable to

1485
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:34,240
katya

1486
00:50:31,119 --> 00:50:36,319
because like she is very naive

1487
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,559
well if you guys can hear brandon he

1488
00:50:36,319 --> 00:50:42,559
doesn't like the sound outside brandon

1489
00:50:38,559 --> 00:50:45,520
is chelsea's yes brandon is my dog he

1490
00:50:42,559 --> 00:50:47,599
he hears some sort of sound that he is

1491
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,960
not chill with right now and keeps

1492
00:50:47,599 --> 00:50:51,119
barking a little bit

1493
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,640
um so if you hear it

1494
00:50:51,119 --> 00:50:55,520
sorry i don't

1495
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:57,440
he's he's going to town he thinks he's a

1496
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,240
lot bigger than he is as he sits here he

1497
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,920
also

1498
00:50:58,240 --> 00:51:01,920
has an anxiety marking problem so he

1499
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:03,680
wears diapers so like i don't know

1500
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:05,359
watching a dog with a diaper bark at

1501
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,359
something doesn't really feel as

1502
00:51:05,359 --> 00:51:10,240
intimidating as he's going for and to be

1503
00:51:07,359 --> 00:51:13,200
fair he is larger than most pugs he has

1504
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:15,040
a bigger body he is a bigger bodied pug

1505
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:17,040
i actually i actually remember thinking

1506
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,880
that when we went to pick him up and he

1507
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:21,359
was like the cutest little like chunk

1508
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:23,839
and i was a junk but i remember seeing

1509
00:51:21,359 --> 00:51:24,720
his parents and being like oh they're

1510
00:51:23,839 --> 00:51:27,119
like

1511
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:29,520
bigger pugs like he's not gonna be a

1512
00:51:27,119 --> 00:51:31,760
dainty buddy he's gonna be

1513
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,640
a chunky boy and that's boy

1514
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:37,599
b-o-i-e-i-i-i

1515
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,839
it sure is right chunky boy

1516
00:51:37,599 --> 00:51:41,760
yikes please don't ever do that again i

1517
00:51:39,839 --> 00:51:45,280
can't guarantee i won't but i also

1518
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:46,480
didn't enjoy it when i did it

1519
00:51:45,280 --> 00:51:49,040
so

1520
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,720
he's like i let you [ __ ] some other guy

1521
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,559
you're like you were the dull girl next

1522
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:54,079
door like did you really think you were

1523
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:56,880
special did you think you were my

1524
00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:59,359
girlfriend and she gets so pissed she

1525
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:01,599
takes the cake from the cake tasting and

1526
00:51:59,359 --> 00:52:04,640
throws it at him good for her and then

1527
00:52:01,599 --> 00:52:07,119
they get in a full cake fight in front

1528
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:10,559
of his like like he was there with some

1529
00:52:07,119 --> 00:52:11,680
clients who were looking to buy this

1530
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:14,400
venue

1531
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:15,599
she's there with lauren and they're in a

1532
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:18,880
full-on

1533
00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:21,119
cake fight so to be clear in chelsea's

1534
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:23,200
notes and says can't find underlined

1535
00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:26,960
with an exclamation point but i swear to

1536
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:28,960
christ i thought it said cockfight

1537
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:32,680
which is why i was laughing it was a

1538
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:32,680
flavor of the cake

1539
00:52:34,559 --> 00:52:38,079
what was your wedding cake flavor

1540
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:39,440
coffee

1541
00:52:38,079 --> 00:52:40,480
i have a lot of questions of what that

1542
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:42,960
flavor would be

1543
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:45,359
chicken ours our wedding cake was

1544
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,640
chocolate orange oh i like it i love

1545
00:52:45,359 --> 00:52:48,160
chocolate orange i make a really

1546
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:50,480
excellent chocolate orange brownie

1547
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:53,119
actually oh

1548
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:54,640
i accept

1549
00:52:53,119 --> 00:52:56,160
you did an offer just letting you know

1550
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:57,839
whenever the time presents itself i

1551
00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:00,880
accept noted

1552
00:52:57,839 --> 00:53:02,800
um so

1553
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,280
yes there's this whole cake fight it

1554
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:07,280
like they get separated

1555
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:08,640
and then like wolf leaves and then like

1556
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,960
it does cut to a scene where wolf is

1557
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:13,760
like [ __ ] man that got really out of

1558
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:15,520
hand i feel really bad for all the [ __ ]

1559
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:17,760
i did but like

1560
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:19,599
what can i do now i'm like that's like

1561
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:21,200
very like this like self-deprecating

1562
00:53:19,599 --> 00:53:23,040
tone where he's like

1563
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:25,040
i'm like bad news and i knew like she

1564
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:27,200
would ultimately leave me so like i

1565
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,040
needed to like make she deserves better

1566
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:31,599
yes like i need to like make her leave

1567
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:33,920
me before

1568
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,680
before she left herself and then i was

1569
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,440
sad and alone so like i feel better

1570
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,359
about how this played out this way right

1571
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:42,319
ugh so

1572
00:53:39,359 --> 00:53:44,400
um then she's like crying on on the roof

1573
00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:46,960
afterwards and like liam comes up and

1574
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:49,200
like checks on her and is like yeah tori

1575
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:51,520
called me because your boss called your

1576
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:54,000
roommate because like the then you

1577
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:55,280
called your boss because you got an a

1578
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,079
cake fight

1579
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:59,119
in their venue big yikes right

1580
00:53:58,079 --> 00:54:00,160
and so

1581
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:01,520
she's just sitting there and she's like

1582
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:03,520
he was so mean to me like i can't

1583
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:05,599
believe these the things that he said

1584
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:07,599
like i'm i'm not gonna waste another

1585
00:54:05,599 --> 00:54:09,680
thought on like on wolfrickstone that

1586
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:11,920
feels like a lie

1587
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:13,920
you are you are correct

1588
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,880
absolutely you are correct

1589
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,880
so

1590
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:18,319
like liam like doesn't really respond

1591
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:20,000
outside of just like sitting there and

1592
00:54:18,319 --> 00:54:21,119
like being encouraging and like being

1593
00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,240
supportive

1594
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:24,400
and then

1595
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:26,240
he asks her out on a date because he's

1596
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:27,520
like i like i really like you i know

1597
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:28,800
this is like a weird time i know this is

1598
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,160
a weird place i really think i could be

1599
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:33,520
good for you like

1600
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:35,680
will you please give me a chance

1601
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:37,760
and so she says yes to going out on this

1602
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,200
date with liam even though like she's

1603
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:42,240
like i feel like i'm gonna be

1604
00:54:39,200 --> 00:54:43,440
disappointed and i don't like it

1605
00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:45,839
just wait

1606
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,200
you might still be disappointed but but

1607
00:54:45,839 --> 00:54:49,520
we're just gonna prolong the

1608
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,680
disappointment

1609
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:54,400
and then also like her boss calls her

1610
00:54:51,680 --> 00:54:56,880
and is like you work so hard and you've

1611
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,200
never taken a break so why don't you

1612
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:01,440
take a paid sabbatical for a little

1613
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:04,559
while because the cake fight indicates

1614
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:06,640
that you need a [ __ ] moment also

1615
00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:08,480
what a generous bakery i don't know if

1616
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:11,680
i've ever heard of like a baker getting

1617
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:13,359
a sabbatical i mean it is california

1618
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:16,160
you right

1619
00:55:13,359 --> 00:55:18,480
the 23 year old baker working so i'm

1620
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:21,200
like yes she's

1621
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:23,920
she's put in so many years to this

1622
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:25,680
to she's worked she needs a sabbatical

1623
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:27,440
at 23 but that's just me being an

1624
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:30,240
[ __ ]

1625
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:32,480
so she goes on this date with liam

1626
00:55:30,240 --> 00:55:34,799
i'm like bless it it's it's so painful

1627
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:36,640
to read because he's so sweet he cares

1628
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:39,119
so much like

1629
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:41,359
and she's just like not into it and like

1630
00:55:39,119 --> 00:55:43,040
he like tries to like like kiss her at

1631
00:55:41,359 --> 00:55:45,839
one point and she's like like made me

1632
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:48,720
nauseous and just like

1633
00:55:45,839 --> 00:55:51,040
is really like i'm like struggling and

1634
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:52,880
like is like i'm sorry like this this

1635
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,559
date isn't ending with a happy ending

1636
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:57,440
like this date is ending when we get

1637
00:55:54,559 --> 00:55:58,960
back to our apartment and he's like

1638
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,200
the sweet angel baby he is and it's like

1639
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:05,040
super understanding and realistic about

1640
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:06,640
it so i'm really sad so she is like i

1641
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,720
need to just like go and sort my

1642
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,000
thoughts out and so she just like leaves

1643
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:11,119
the apartment building like hops on a

1644
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,559
train and just like isn't really

1645
00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:14,960
thinking and just like

1646
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:16,799
wanders and wanders and then

1647
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,760
gets off the train and walks and walks

1648
00:56:16,799 --> 00:56:19,359
and then it's like i'm gonna burn it

1649
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,040
down i've never seen before luckily it's

1650
00:56:19,359 --> 00:56:23,280
a very affluent part of town it's a very

1651
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,160
safe part of town but she like walks and

1652
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,880
is like

1653
00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:28,160
at this park and there's a fountain and

1654
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,839
does she get in the fountain i don't

1655
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:33,200
remember she gets wet at some point and

1656
00:56:29,839 --> 00:56:34,480
does she sure she does

1657
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,000
that she does

1658
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:39,040
um yeah but i like i don't remember if

1659
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:41,760
she fell into the fountain or

1660
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:44,160
if she thought it looked nice so she

1661
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:46,799
stepped into the fountain to cool off

1662
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:48,480
whatever but so she's like in this park

1663
00:56:46,799 --> 00:56:50,880
and just like lost to her thoughts and

1664
00:56:48,480 --> 00:56:52,799
being like oh no what am i gonna do

1665
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:54,799
and then suddenly she hears someone like

1666
00:56:52,799 --> 00:56:56,160
what the [ __ ] are you doing here and lo

1667
00:56:54,799 --> 00:56:58,640
and behold like

1668
00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,720
woof is there [ __ ] that guy right and so

1669
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:02,079
he's like what in the actual like why

1670
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:02,960
are you here

1671
00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:04,480
like

1672
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:06,240
and she's like why are you here and he's

1673
00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:07,359
like well this is where i live and she's

1674
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:08,880
like i didn't [ __ ] know that because

1675
00:57:07,359 --> 00:57:10,559
you never invited me to your apartment

1676
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,400
so like how would i know you lived on

1677
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:13,680
this side of town and then like he

1678
00:57:12,400 --> 00:57:14,880
starts being kind of flirty and he's

1679
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,760
like just like come back to my apartment

1680
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,960
with me like we'll talk about this and

1681
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,440
he's like no i'm not going anywhere with

1682
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:21,040
you you dick and then like it like

1683
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,599
escalates and he's like no like you are

1684
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,760
coming back with me and so

1685
00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:28,240
consent matters

1686
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:31,119
to everyone except wolf well but like he

1687
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:31,119
gets very like

1688
00:57:31,839 --> 00:57:34,960
like no

1689
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:37,920
you're gonna come home with me because

1690
00:57:34,960 --> 00:57:40,160
i'm who you belong to like just this

1691
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:42,480
very like

1692
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,079
weird she well and like her dress got

1693
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,599
wet and so then he like gives her his

1694
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:46,799
dress shirt to put over it and then he's

1695
00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:48,559
like very much just like i don't want

1696
00:57:46,799 --> 00:57:50,079
anyone seeing what's mine and she's like

1697
00:57:48,559 --> 00:57:51,680
what do you mean what's yours because

1698
00:57:50,079 --> 00:57:54,319
like

1699
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:56,240
you told me i was a naive [ __ ] and the

1700
00:57:54,319 --> 00:57:58,240
dull girl next door

1701
00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,760
and threw cake at me and he's like yeah

1702
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,440
we were both at fault and like the

1703
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:03,280
situation she's like i could have pissed

1704
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:05,440
on the floor of that venue and i would

1705
00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:08,160
still be a less fault than for how you

1706
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:10,400
handled that situation good for her

1707
00:58:08,160 --> 00:58:12,160
right and so then he's like

1708
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,200
[ __ ] this like throws her over his

1709
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,040
shoulder and it's like you're coming

1710
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:17,760
back to my apartment with me that's very

1711
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:19,520
caveman and we're not into it right but

1712
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:21,280
then like but as he's doing this he's

1713
00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:22,640
making like there's this like tension

1714
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,640
this push and pull where he's like i'm

1715
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:26,960
like i'm no good for you i'm a bad man

1716
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:27,920
and just like she's like what

1717
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,440
and so

1718
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,960
then they have a heart to heart and they

1719
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:33,200
like start to have some like real

1720
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:35,839
breakthrough conversations because she's

1721
00:58:33,200 --> 00:58:37,440
realizing like oh no he just like did

1722
00:58:35,839 --> 00:58:38,880
that to self-sabotage because he thinks

1723
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:40,799
he's not good for me and so like she's

1724
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:43,040
like very willing to just like

1725
00:58:40,799 --> 00:58:45,359
readily accept him back and because he's

1726
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:46,480
definitely gonna be disappointed so well

1727
00:58:45,359 --> 00:58:48,160
and so like

1728
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,599
when they were in the park he was like i

1729
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:51,119
have like a 8 a.m conference call

1730
00:58:49,599 --> 00:58:53,359
tomorrow morning i can't be out all

1731
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:54,880
night just come the [ __ ] home with me

1732
00:58:53,359 --> 00:58:56,240
it's like they stay up late all night

1733
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,920
talking and like engaging like

1734
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:59,680
reconnecting and like really clearing

1735
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,520
the air between them and then when she

1736
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:03,119
wakes up he's there

1737
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,839
like walks in with coffee for her and

1738
00:59:03,119 --> 00:59:04,799
she's like i thought you had a

1739
00:59:03,839 --> 00:59:06,319
conference call and he's like no i'm

1740
00:59:04,799 --> 00:59:08,240
where i need to be like this is more

1741
00:59:06,319 --> 00:59:09,440
important

1742
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,520
and so

1743
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:12,960
they like have this very long reunion

1744
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:15,119
it's

1745
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:18,400
they decide that like they're together

1746
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,599
and moving forward and

1747
00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,880
so then

1748
00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:22,240
i don't know if it's that day or the

1749
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,520
next day but at some point he's like hey

1750
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,119
like i gotta go

1751
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:26,720
i have a business meeting i need to make

1752
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:28,799
it to but like

1753
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,400
it's just like a investment i need to

1754
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:31,599
clear up and then i'll be back like this

1755
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:33,440
shouldn't take long it'll only be a

1756
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:34,799
couple hours cool cool he's like will

1757
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,000
you be here when i get home and she's

1758
00:59:34,799 --> 00:59:37,040
like yep absolutely i'm not going

1759
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,960
anywhere

1760
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:41,119
and so then while he's gone she starts

1761
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:43,119
to feel really guilty about liam and so

1762
00:59:41,119 --> 00:59:45,359
she's like i need to go talk to liam and

1763
00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:47,359
clear the air and just like explain and

1764
00:59:45,359 --> 00:59:51,680
like not leave him out of no men's line

1765
00:59:47,359 --> 00:59:55,359
like i owe him that some closure exactly

1766
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,240
for my poor sweet precious liam

1767
00:59:55,359 --> 00:59:58,640
true

1768
00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,640
and so

1769
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:03,599
katya it's like all right well

1770
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:05,440
i i can go to the garden and like have

1771
01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:08,160
this conversation with

1772
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:10,000
with liam before wolf would even get

1773
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:13,599
back so i'm gonna go run and do that

1774
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:16,720
really fast oh no and

1775
01:00:13,599 --> 01:00:16,720
is he at the garden

1776
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,960
yes it's not

1777
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,880
i don't i don't think this is where you

1778
01:00:20,960 --> 01:00:25,760
think it's going though oh no

1779
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:27,359
um this is about the part where

1780
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:30,000
if you don't want

1781
01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:31,839
the ending of this book to be ruined for

1782
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,079
you you should probably

1783
01:00:31,839 --> 01:00:36,400
stop listening now and just go

1784
01:00:34,079 --> 01:00:39,040
experience it for yourself um

1785
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:41,440
but if you don't mind it being ruined

1786
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:42,400
i'm going to continue so

1787
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,240
she goes

1788
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:45,440
and katya

1789
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,799
gets down

1790
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:49,599
onto the basement level where his

1791
01:00:46,799 --> 01:00:52,240
offices are and then she is

1792
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:55,359
through his office door

1793
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:58,160
she is like hearing a conversation and

1794
01:00:55,359 --> 01:01:00,559
then realizes it's woof and liam

1795
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:02,640
in the same room talking and like being

1796
01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:04,559
like i got there first like talking

1797
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:06,720
about this competition like they were

1798
01:01:04,559 --> 01:01:09,040
trading stories

1799
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,359
and so then you hear me like well fine

1800
01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:12,720
like all if you don't tell her i will

1801
01:01:11,359 --> 01:01:13,839
and so then like katie's like sitting

1802
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,359
outside the door like what the [ __ ] like

1803
01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:16,640
trying to process what all has been

1804
01:01:15,359 --> 01:01:17,440
happening

1805
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,799
and

1806
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:21,359
um

1807
01:01:18,799 --> 01:01:22,559
liam calls her to be like because he'd

1808
01:01:21,359 --> 01:01:24,559
been like if you don't tell her i will

1809
01:01:22,559 --> 01:01:26,160
and so then her phone starts ringing and

1810
01:01:24,559 --> 01:01:27,200
like they hear it and then she opens the

1811
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,960
door she's like i would have answered

1812
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:30,079
but like

1813
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,160
i'm here

1814
01:01:30,079 --> 01:01:33,040
and then she realized

1815
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,040
so

1816
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:36,720
um wolfrick

1817
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:39,280
stone

1818
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:41,200
goes under the name richard

1819
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:43,359
mason

1820
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:44,640
wolfrick

1821
01:01:43,359 --> 01:01:45,839
ricky

1822
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,960
ricky

1823
01:01:45,839 --> 01:01:48,160
stone

1824
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,720
mason

1825
01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:53,119
yep we see and so

1826
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:54,720
they were business partners

1827
01:01:53,119 --> 01:01:56,559
all along

1828
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,960
and

1829
01:01:56,559 --> 01:02:02,079
that's terrible so when she dropped

1830
01:01:58,960 --> 01:02:03,680
tacos off and his business partner was

1831
01:02:02,079 --> 01:02:05,359
in the bathroom

1832
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:06,960
it was

1833
01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:09,280
who was there

1834
01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:10,960
knowing who she was and then she's

1835
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,640
realizing like they're like no it's like

1836
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:13,839
well no it started

1837
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,119
when it started it was just funny

1838
01:02:13,839 --> 01:02:17,039
because like he saw you on the dating

1839
01:02:15,119 --> 01:02:19,920
site and then like we were kind of

1840
01:02:17,039 --> 01:02:21,680
trading stories and then she's like oh

1841
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:22,960
she was like oh so

1842
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:26,559
i [ __ ]

1843
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:28,559
liam on the club floor and we had anal

1844
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:31,119
then the next day woof showed up to her

1845
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:33,599
bakery and like starts putting together

1846
01:02:31,119 --> 01:02:34,480
all of these pieces

1847
01:02:33,599 --> 01:02:36,799
and

1848
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,720
then she also finds out

1849
01:02:36,799 --> 01:02:40,000
that

1850
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:43,359
um

1851
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:45,599
masonry management who's a subsidiary of

1852
01:02:43,359 --> 01:02:47,200
one of wolf's companies is her property

1853
01:02:45,599 --> 01:02:50,720
management company so then she's pissed

1854
01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:54,000
that her oven still hasn't been

1855
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:56,480
this entire time jesus christ yes like

1856
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,440
she runs out and is like i need to get

1857
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,559
the [ __ ] out of here and like they

1858
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:01,200
follow her and they're like we'll take

1859
01:02:58,559 --> 01:03:02,880
you we're so sorry like like like as

1860
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:04,319
she's like so this is what you did like

1861
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:06,240
when you say it that way it sounds

1862
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:07,680
really bad so when i say what you did it

1863
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:09,119
sounds like yes but like and they're

1864
01:03:07,680 --> 01:03:10,960
like well at some point like stop

1865
01:03:09,119 --> 01:03:12,880
becoming a game and it like stopped

1866
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:14,720
becoming fun and we like both actually

1867
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:16,799
had feelings for you and like it became

1868
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,559
very real and she's like

1869
01:03:16,799 --> 01:03:20,960
[ __ ] both of you

1870
01:03:18,559 --> 01:03:23,440
i'm not into this and then she's like

1871
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,960
i'm i'm out of here and so liam is like

1872
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,400
i'll take you home and the wolf is like

1873
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,839
i'll drive you and she's like both of

1874
01:03:26,400 --> 01:03:29,760
you need to get the [ __ ] away from me

1875
01:03:27,839 --> 01:03:31,280
i'm not going anywhere with you so then

1876
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,880
jan the bouncer

1877
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,760
shows up

1878
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,720
jam

1879
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,200
jan

1880
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:39,280
j hey n not jam

1881
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:41,359
but honestly that's an even better name

1882
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,119
so jan the bouncer shows up and he's

1883
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:45,039
like you all need to get the [ __ ] away

1884
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:46,720
from her wouldn't it be yawn if it's a

1885
01:03:45,039 --> 01:03:50,319
man

1886
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,319
only if he's swedish

1887
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:56,400
i've never thought about it of all of

1888
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:58,240
the details that is the least important

1889
01:03:56,400 --> 01:04:01,920
i feel like you're getting caught up on

1890
01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:01,920
the wrong details

1891
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:06,000
so yawn shows up

1892
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:07,359
and is like

1893
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,039
you all need to get the [ __ ] away from

1894
01:04:07,359 --> 01:04:10,160
her and please tell me she ends up with

1895
01:04:09,039 --> 01:04:12,720
yawn

1896
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:14,880
no she does not but liam's like i'm your

1897
01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:17,280
boss and he's like i don't give a [ __ ]

1898
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:19,119
like you're a deplorable human being and

1899
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:21,039
if i see you talk to her again or like

1900
01:04:19,119 --> 01:04:23,280
treat her like this like

1901
01:04:21,039 --> 01:04:25,599
like i'm throwing bows or to quote

1902
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,880
hannah you're gonna catch these hands

1903
01:04:25,599 --> 01:04:28,400
i haven't heard you say it in a while so

1904
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:31,039
just need to bring it full circle thank

1905
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,559
you um it's like jan takes her home

1906
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:34,480
drops her off with her roommate she's

1907
01:04:32,559 --> 01:04:35,760
still on the sabbatical from the bakery

1908
01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:38,839
at this point

1909
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:41,520
isn't paid it is a page maker he

1910
01:04:38,839 --> 01:04:42,880
sabbatical i'm in the wrong business

1911
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,960
right

1912
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:47,039
i definitely

1913
01:04:44,960 --> 01:04:49,200
have underestimated the baking industry

1914
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:50,880
if i knew i got a paid sabbatical

1915
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:53,119
after a cake fight

1916
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:55,280
just saying not a [ __ ] fight they're

1917
01:04:53,119 --> 01:04:56,640
different and not a [ __ ] fight a cake

1918
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,680
fight

1919
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,880
so

1920
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,480
john

1921
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:01,839
drops her off with her roommate make

1922
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:02,960
sure she's okay

1923
01:05:01,839 --> 01:05:05,359
and then

1924
01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:06,240
katya like wakes up in the middle of the

1925
01:05:05,359 --> 01:05:09,440
night

1926
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:11,119
and is like [ __ ] all this [ __ ] and so

1927
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:14,559
she like puts on all this makeup and

1928
01:05:11,119 --> 01:05:16,400
puts on like these like [ __ ] clothes

1929
01:05:14,559 --> 01:05:18,880
um or just more revealing than donna

1930
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:21,680
karen if you will which is really any

1931
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:23,280
clothes right that's a low bar

1932
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:24,160
right at one point she was like

1933
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,000
someone's like are you wearing that

1934
01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,960
she's like it's j crew

1935
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,440
i'm like

1936
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:31,920
girl have some self-respect no offense

1937
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:35,680
to j.crew or donna karen you all do

1938
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:37,680
great work for more specific audiences

1939
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:39,599
we don't live like i'm currently wearing

1940
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,599
an alice cooper t-shirt where he is

1941
01:05:39,599 --> 01:05:43,760
biting the head off a bird and has blood

1942
01:05:41,599 --> 01:05:46,400
dripping out of his mouth so donna karen

1943
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:49,280
is not my aesthetic

1944
01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:51,920
in all fairness no it is not

1945
01:05:49,280 --> 01:05:53,440
so she takes these like new sexy photos

1946
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:56,000
and then

1947
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:58,400
uploads them and reactivates her arrows

1948
01:05:56,000 --> 01:06:01,119
dating profile good for her and is like

1949
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:02,160
i'm taking control of my life

1950
01:06:01,119 --> 01:06:03,520
and then

1951
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,799
her roommate walks out i was like

1952
01:06:03,520 --> 01:06:06,480
everything okay she's like yeah let's go

1953
01:06:04,799 --> 01:06:08,559
back to bed

1954
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,640
and that's how the book ends on that

1955
01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:12,480
cliffhanger are you [ __ ] kidding me i

1956
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:15,280
am not [ __ ] kidding you that is the

1957
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:15,280
end of neighbors

1958
01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:20,880
i hate that

1959
01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:22,640
when will you stop recording will you

1960
01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:24,880
please tell me who she ends up with i

1961
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:27,119
will thank you yes i will i will tell

1962
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:29,760
you or i could just review

1963
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:31,200
the second book which i think is called

1964
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:32,960
neighborhood

1965
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:35,359
there's neighbors neighborhood um

1966
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:38,079
there's four so the first two are

1967
01:06:35,359 --> 01:06:42,000
clearing up this whole love triangle

1968
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:44,160
um and then the third book is about

1969
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:47,359
the one she doesn't end up with and like

1970
01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:50,799
their new love connection okay

1971
01:06:47,359 --> 01:06:52,559
who is woof's assistant is the

1972
01:06:50,799 --> 01:06:54,559
main like interesting interest in that

1973
01:06:52,559 --> 01:06:58,960
one and then the fourth book is about

1974
01:06:54,559 --> 01:07:00,480
liam's twin and the roommate tori cool

1975
01:06:58,960 --> 01:07:02,640
with the human trafficking or whatever

1976
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:04,240
the [ __ ] happens

1977
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:06,240
drug running i don't fully remember

1978
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:08,079
something of that capacity that's a

1979
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:11,280
that's a review for a future time so yes

1980
01:07:08,079 --> 01:07:12,880
that is the cliffhanger of neighbors i

1981
01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:15,920
can't believe you just did that the

1982
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:17,839
ultimate love triangle that honestly

1983
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:19,200
doesn't really feel like a love triangle

1984
01:07:17,839 --> 01:07:21,440
like it's that's why i said it's kind of

1985
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,359
love triangle and it's kind of not

1986
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:25,280
because there are two dudes involved but

1987
01:07:23,359 --> 01:07:27,359
she's clearly like

1988
01:07:25,280 --> 01:07:28,480
leaning towards woof the entire time

1989
01:07:27,359 --> 01:07:30,319
it's like oh like there's a connection

1990
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:33,359
there like she views like liam as more

1991
01:07:30,319 --> 01:07:35,760
of a best friend yeah i hate that but

1992
01:07:33,359 --> 01:07:36,559
then ultimately both of them betrayed

1993
01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,720
her

1994
01:07:36,559 --> 01:07:40,240
yes they did but like when you start to

1995
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,920
think through like the conversation

1996
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:44,160
where liam was like i knew like she'd

1997
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:45,440
like ultimately leave me and i was or

1998
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,559
like the conversation with wolf where he

1999
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:48,240
was like i knew like she'd ultimately

2000
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:49,760
leave me and like was i'm no good for

2001
01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:51,359
her so i just wanted to pull the plug

2002
01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:53,359
before she could

2003
01:07:51,359 --> 01:07:54,799
and like that whole conversation and

2004
01:07:53,359 --> 01:07:56,640
energy

2005
01:07:54,799 --> 01:07:58,480
because then she's like no like i like i

2006
01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:00,559
won't leave you i'll fight for you and

2007
01:07:58,480 --> 01:08:02,480
then like all this [ __ ] happens and then

2008
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:03,839
i'm like oh damn girl you played

2009
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,599
yourself

2010
01:08:03,839 --> 01:08:06,880
she did she did

2011
01:08:05,599 --> 01:08:08,640
so

2012
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:10,319
yeah we'll have to review

2013
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:13,200
the next book at a future date and time

2014
01:08:10,319 --> 01:08:15,039
if i'm being completely honest

2015
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,040
i feel like the second book could have

2016
01:08:15,039 --> 01:08:18,159
been a novella instead of like a full

2017
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,040
book

2018
01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:20,480
um

2019
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:22,799
so there is that where i was kind of

2020
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:25,520
like cool this didn't

2021
01:08:22,799 --> 01:08:27,520
the second book feels like messier yeah

2022
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,960
like we didn't have to do so much yes

2023
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,679
exactly yeah

2024
01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:33,120
but

2025
01:08:29,679 --> 01:08:35,359
um so yes it starts with a

2026
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:37,199
dating profile where she's wearing her

2027
01:08:35,359 --> 01:08:39,839
very conservative clothing and ends up

2028
01:08:37,199 --> 01:08:42,159
having anal in a sex club and then it

2029
01:08:39,839 --> 01:08:44,480
ends with her finding out two dudes have

2030
01:08:42,159 --> 01:08:46,560
been playing her this entire time who

2031
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:48,799
are both super into her

2032
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:52,080
but neither of them have been honest

2033
01:08:48,799 --> 01:08:53,839
and into her in different ways clearly

2034
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:55,759
yes like they have she has a very

2035
01:08:53,839 --> 01:08:56,960
different relationship with liam than

2036
01:08:55,759 --> 01:08:58,560
she has

2037
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,480
for sure and i think that's a hard thing

2038
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:02,159
is like oh it's not it's not the same

2039
01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:03,759
relationship

2040
01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:06,480
but like

2041
01:09:03,759 --> 01:09:09,600
liam is just like very lovable

2042
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:12,000
yeah and wolf is very like hard yeah

2043
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,799
but then also

2044
01:09:12,000 --> 01:09:15,199
like

2045
01:09:12,799 --> 01:09:16,640
the entire book kind of feels like it's

2046
01:09:15,199 --> 01:09:18,960
leaning towards like she's like oh i

2047
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:23,600
just have this like innate connection

2048
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:23,600
with wolf yes that's how you say it

2049
01:09:27,279 --> 01:09:30,239
wolf

2050
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,600
yes so she has like this full

2051
01:09:30,239 --> 01:09:34,400
relationship

2052
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:36,640
with him but like when like

2053
01:09:34,400 --> 01:09:38,640
so and i forgot to mention when she's

2054
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,799
overhearing her conversation liam is

2055
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,600
like i saw her first

2056
01:09:40,799 --> 01:09:42,960
and

2057
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:45,359
woof is like

2058
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:47,520
she was my neighbor in childhood so

2059
01:09:45,359 --> 01:09:49,040
technically you didn't and then when her

2060
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:50,880
phone starts ringing like she opens the

2061
01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:52,960
door and she's like

2062
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:54,880
technically wolf is right we've been

2063
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,400
neighbors since i was five so he has he

2064
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:58,800
would have dibs like just this like

2065
01:09:56,400 --> 01:10:01,600
really like shitty like like

2066
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:04,480
yes i don't i don't like that like i

2067
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:08,159
don't know like women are not for dibs

2068
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:10,320
dude like i once had a dude i like had

2069
01:10:08,159 --> 01:10:11,760
all right i had this ex-boyfriend

2070
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:13,280
we we broke up

2071
01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:15,679
and then like stayed in that like weird

2072
01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:18,000
best friendship where like

2073
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:19,040
we weren't dating but then like no one

2074
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,880
else

2075
01:10:19,040 --> 01:10:22,560
could date either of us because we were

2076
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:24,080
still always together but we weren't a

2077
01:10:22,560 --> 01:10:26,080
couple and so at one point someone had

2078
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:27,760
been like oh yeah well like you and

2079
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:29,280
whoever and i was like i don't like we

2080
01:10:27,760 --> 01:10:30,400
are nothing anymore they're like what

2081
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:32,000
you're not

2082
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:35,199
and i'm like no

2083
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:37,920
and this fool literally went dibs to my

2084
01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:40,320
face i was like that is not how this

2085
01:10:37,920 --> 01:10:40,320
works

2086
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:46,239
if you are interested that is not how we

2087
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:49,280
communicate that you guys did like no

2088
01:10:46,239 --> 01:10:51,600
consent matters

2089
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:53,360
consent matters you can't just call dibs

2090
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:56,880
i didn't think i had to say that out

2091
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:58,480
loud in 2022. jesus christ if ever there

2092
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:01,360
was a time you needed to say it out loud

2093
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:04,400
it probably is 20 22.

2094
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:07,040
oh god am i laughing or crying oh that's

2095
01:11:04,400 --> 01:11:09,040
fair so unfortunately this i feel like

2096
01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:12,480
this one ended with a little bit more

2097
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:14,159
of a downer in this cliffhanger um but

2098
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:16,080
we can circle back

2099
01:11:14,159 --> 01:11:18,719
in the future if you guys would like to

2100
01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:20,640
know what happens if you're like no

2101
01:11:18,719 --> 01:11:22,320
everyone in this book sucks

2102
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:24,239
i'm also not offended and we don't have

2103
01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:26,640
to we don't have to venture back here

2104
01:11:24,239 --> 01:11:28,560
yeah your feedback matters let us know

2105
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:30,640
guys your feedback matters your feelings

2106
01:11:28,560 --> 01:11:33,600
matter you matter

2107
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:36,480
so on that note we love you

2108
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,480
thanks for listening

2109
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:41,440
um

2110
01:11:38,239 --> 01:11:43,360
i guess really fast we didn't

2111
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:44,239
we didn't rate this one

2112
01:11:43,360 --> 01:11:47,440
oh

2113
01:11:44,239 --> 01:11:50,159
so how many cupcakes

2114
01:11:47,440 --> 01:11:52,840
what flavor are the cupcakes

2115
01:11:50,159 --> 01:11:55,120
oh no in the book they were angel food

2116
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:57,360
cupcakes well i was going to say what

2117
01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:58,320
are [ __ ] flavored

2118
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:01,679
okay

2119
01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:01,679
i'm going to rate this book

2120
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:08,239
six and a half out of ten

2121
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:10,960
no not and a half i take back my half

2122
01:12:08,239 --> 01:12:14,320
six six out of ten

2123
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:16,960
[ __ ] flavored cupcakes

2124
01:12:14,320 --> 01:12:19,040
a solid sixty percent what kind of

2125
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:22,040
frosting

2126
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:22,040
oh

2127
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:26,719
like what kind of what kind of frosting

2128
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:29,679
goes with [ __ ]

2129
01:12:26,719 --> 01:12:29,679
cream cheese

2130
01:12:30,719 --> 01:12:37,760
i hated everything about that holy [ __ ]

2131
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:40,960
i hate you right now

2132
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:44,239
chocolate frosting is ever better

2133
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:46,640
there's no wind here you wrote anal with

2134
01:12:44,239 --> 01:12:50,679
an underline and an exclamation point it

2135
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:50,679
can't be chocolate frozen

2136
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:54,640
um

2137
01:12:52,239 --> 01:12:56,080
it also

2138
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,040
yeah you know it can't be a lot of

2139
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,840
things

2140
01:12:57,040 --> 01:13:03,360
it can't be vanilla for obvious reasons

2141
01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:05,199
but do we want cream cheese no so what

2142
01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:08,000
we don't have vanilla or chocolate or

2143
01:13:05,199 --> 01:13:11,120
cream cheese strawberry

2144
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:11,120
maybe a nice meringue

2145
01:13:12,159 --> 01:13:17,760
we just put a meringue on top

2146
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:20,080
we'll go with the meringue tell me about

2147
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:22,719
the [ __ ] flavored cupcakes with meringue

2148
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:25,600
it's six out of ten is it

2149
01:13:22,719 --> 01:13:27,840
i'm so ready to be done with

2150
01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:30,320
five and a half five and a half [ __ ]

2151
01:13:27,840 --> 01:13:33,679
flavored cupcakes with mares

2152
01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:35,600
yo my cheeks hurt so bad i can't and on

2153
01:13:33,679 --> 01:13:37,199
that note we love you thank you for

2154
01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:40,800
being here thank you for joining us for

2155
01:13:37,199 --> 01:13:42,880
this um what what frosting flavor would

2156
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:44,880
you choose

2157
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:47,840
we love you guys so much thank you and

2158
01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:47,840
good night good night